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[ Woman ]Theorizing that one could time travelwithin his own lifetime,
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Dr. Sam Beckett steppedinto the Quantum Leap accelerator...
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and vanished.
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He awoke to find himselftrapped in the past,
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facing mirror imagesthat were not his own...
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and driven by an unknown forceto change history for the better.
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His only guide on this journey is Al,an observer from his own time,
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who appears in the form of a hologramthat only Sam can see and hear.
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And so, Dr. Beckett finds himselfleaping from life to life,
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striving to put rightwhat once went wrong...
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and hoping each timethat his next leap...
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will be the leap home.
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[ Groans ]
[ Horses Whinny ]
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[ Neighing ]
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You killed
my three brothers, Tyler.
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That just leaves you and me.
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[ Man ]Take him, Tyler.
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And this town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
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Oh, boy.
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The question is, Tyler,who's it gonna be...
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me... or you?
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[ Man ]Put him away, Tyler.
Couldn't we just, uh,
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talk about- about this?
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The time for talkin' is through.
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Now's the time for hot lead.
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- [ Groans ]
- [ Women Gasping ]
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I'm sorry, I-
I didn't think that- he-
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He- He would, uh-
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Thank you! Thank you, all!
Now, let's give a big round of applause...
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for the man who single-handedly
cleaned up Coffin, Arizona.
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Tyler Means!
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And for those of you
who missed it,
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Mr. Means will be reenacting
his legendary shootout,
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in which he shot and killed
the four Claggett Brothers,
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tomorrow at high noon!
[ Applause ]
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Until then,
well, I hope you all...
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eat, drink and spend lots of money!
[ Laughs ]
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Thank you!
Thank you, all!
* [ Honky Tonk Piano ]
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[ Man Laughs ]
You okay, Tyler?
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[ Sam ] Oh, I-I-I'm okay.I just, uh- My spurs-
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My spurs got caught on the steps, uh-
[ Chuckles ]
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Mr. Means,
can we have your autograph?
Uh, sure.
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"The Last Gunfighter:The Life and Times of Tyler Means. '"
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That's-
W-Well, what's your name?
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Cindy and Kyle.
All right.
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To Cindy and Kyle.
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Hey.
Tyler... Means-
That's me.
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Okay, there you go.
Thanks.
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Have a good time.
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Grandpa T. Grandpa T.
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Can I carry your gun?
No, you may not.
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Stevie,
guns aren't things to fool around with,
even if they're loaded with blanks.
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Aw, Mom! Grandpa T.
had a gun when he was 1 2.
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I'll tell you what, uh, Stevie-
T., you've told
enough stories already.
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One of these days, I wish
you'd get started on the truth.
But they were true!
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Or else they wouldn't have been printed
in that Reader's Digest, would they?
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Stevie, not everybody can tell when T.'s
tellin' a story and when he's not.
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It's just too bad that fellow
happened to be from Reader's Digest.Lucy?
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We've got tables
that need waitin' on.
Okay,just a minute.
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T., please don't let him play
with your gun, okay?
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Just take it home
and put it away someplace.
Okay.
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Okay.
As soon as you wash up, come back.
I'll get you both some lunch.
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Love you.
And you- love you too.
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Come on, Grandpa T.
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I just don't understand why you
got to have a gun when you were a kid-
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I can't.
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Well, times have changed a lot
since I was a kid.
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Stevie, you know,
you don't need a gun nowadays.
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[ Groans ]
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That's easy, Stevie.
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You just make it up
like your granddaddy did.
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But he didn't make it up.
D-Did you?
Uh-
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Well, I might have maybe
exaggerated a little bit, but-
And the rest he just lied about.
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[ Chuckles ]
See, Stevie, you can't believe
everything you hear.
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Now, if the town wasn't
makin' money building a hero
for this centennial celebration,
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why your granddaddy'd
be over at Mr. East's hotel,
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having drinks
and telling stories...
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and goin' to sleep
with a glass in his hand,
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instead of parading around
in some dime-store outfit,
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pretending to be
a gunslinger for a bunch of tourists.
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But he wasn't pretending.
He really was one!
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You're the one who's a liar.
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Now, Stevie, is that the way
your granddaddy told you
to speak to me?
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No, sir.
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He said never waste your breath
on anyone who's dumber than a mule.
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And that any sheriff that fat and slow
wasn't worth gettin' to know,
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'cause he'd he dead
before he knew it.
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We don't wanna be late for lunch.
Will you excuse us, Sheriff?
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Thank you.
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Hey, Grandpa,can I wear your gun belt after lunch?
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Uh-
I mean,I'll stay out of Mom's sight.
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I think maybe today we should
just do what she says, okay?
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Well, you want me to take this up
to your room?
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Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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All right. But, listen.
You be careful with this, okay?
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You be very careful.
A gun is not a toy,
you know.
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I don't know why Mom's got to go
ruin all the fun all the time.
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[ Portal Opening ]Nice hat. Nice.!
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Really stylish. Awesome.
Fantastic outfit too.
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What happened-
Did Tonto and Bill Hickok
have a collision?
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Very funny.
I happen to be a local hero
or somethin' like that.
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You sure you're not
a walking ad for a fringe company?
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It's, uh, November 28,
1 957,
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and your name is-
Tyler Means.
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Yeah. Ty-
Tyler Means.
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You're 82 years old,
and you live in Coffin, Arizona.
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Isn't that a nice name- Coffin.
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This place started out
as a robbers' hangout,
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and then it took off when-
When they discovered silver
in the mid-1 87 0s.
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Hey, you want me to tell you
this stuff or you want to read it?
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All right. Back then,
this place was wide open,
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and it was controlledby four vicious gunslingers...
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by the name of the Cl-Cl-
Claggett brothers.
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Anyway, apparently,
you rode into town...
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with an old gunfighter partnerof yours,
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and the next thing you know-
We got into a shootout
with the Claggett boys.
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Yeah, and you saved the town.
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But then, you settled down.
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You're the B.M.O.C.,
and all the townsfolks,
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they're very amusedby your wild stories...
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and your boastingand your bragging...
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and your gambling
and your drinkin', but...
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after a couple of decades
of sponging,
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the townsfolk kind of get sick of it,
and your tales get wilder,
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and you become a local joke-
the town drunk.
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You're weaving your tales
and mooching drinks.
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Until I met
this magazine writer.
Mmm.
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And Ziggy doesn't have
anything more than that,
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because these little towns
didn't keep good records.
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But when something comes up-
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[ Sighs ]
you'll be the first to know.
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Uh, in the meantime,
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Hi-ho, Silver! Oy vey.
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-* [ Honky Tonk Piano ]
- [ Laughter, Chattering ]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the hero of Coffin. Arizona,
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Mr. Tyler Means!
[ Applause ]
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Thank you. Thank you.
No-no. No. No, thanks.
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Oh, since when?
Since, uh, now.
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T.,you want to come over here?
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I swear, I don't know who'sa bigger handful-Stevie or him.
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You know, the boy has something
we can incorporate into the series.
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It could be very interesting.
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T., Mr. Steiner herewants to write up your life storyfor the television.
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He's from Hollywood.
How you doin'?
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How does that idea
strike you, Mr. Means?
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You two sit yourselfdown here with Mr. Steinerwhile I get you some lunch.
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And, Stevie, mind your manners.
It's T. Mr. Steiner wants to talk to.
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Let me lay it out for you,
Mr. Means.
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NBC's been looking for a good idea
for a new Western.
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Th-They're very popular
right now.
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Now we read your storyin the magazine,
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and it gave us an idea.
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"The Last Gunfighter:
The Life and Times ofTyler Means.''
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Grandpa T.,
you're gonna be on TV.
Oh, I-I don't think...
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that's exactly what he meant,
Stevie.
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[ Laughs ]
No. We were thinking of having someone
play him when he was younger.
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Uh, Randolph Scott, Robert Taylor,uh, maybe Dana Andrews?
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Now, what I'd like to do,Mr. Means,
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is have some of the peoplewho handle the business affairs for us...
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talk to you and work out a contract that
would cover the rights to your life story.
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And then we would sit down,
and you would tell me your history.
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Oh, Grandpa T.'s
got lots of' stories.
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And that's just whatthey are to0- stories.
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Well, that's what TV is all about.
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Now, of course,
we'd have to fictionalize somewhat.
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[ Chuckles ]
Ain't no need to do that. mister.
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Tyler's already done it.
[ Laughs ]
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That all sounds all right.
That sounds fine.
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Um, as long as it's fair,
and you'd take care of my family.
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Oh, I don't think
that'll be a problem.
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Wow, Grandpa T.,
you're gonna be famous.
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Well, I'll tell you right now.It don't matter who plays him.
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Nobody in his right mind'sgonna watch it.
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You gonna make book on that,
are you, Sheriff?
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What kind of odds you givin'?
[ Steiner Laughs ]
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[ Lucy ]Here we go.
The sheriff's the local bookie?
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Ah, he's more like
our local cynic, I think.
It comes with the job.
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The badge doesn't pay enough
for a man to live on.
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- The West has always been like that.
- Well, you're right.
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Wyatt Earp was a gambler
while he wore the star.
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Okay, Mr. Means.
Do we have a deal?
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All right. Yeah.
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Then we've got ourselves
a television series.
Yeah.
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And the pilot will be the story
about how you cleaned up this town.
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Oh, uh-Well, uh-
Sam. Sam.
You've got to get out of town.
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- What?
- Oh, it's a great way to start the series.
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We got to talk.
Now meet me outside.
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I'd like to start right away.
We can clear up some
of the background while you eat.
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Yeah, listen, uh, tell you what.
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Could we, uh, maybe do that
a little bit later, all right?
I gotta go right now,
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if you'll excuse me
and go take a nap.
A-A nap?
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Yeah. When you get to be my age,
you gotta store energy, and sometimes-
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Are you feeling okay?
Oh, I'm fine.
I'll see you later.
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I think
I've had enough too, Mom.
No, no.
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You come sit down.
Finish your lunch.
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Hey! You look familiar.
[ Horse Sputters, Whinnies ]
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Didn't you come out
on Bonanza?
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[ Man ] Whee.![ Al ]That was Hoss.
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Oh, Sam, I just sawthat guy from Bonanza.
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What?
Yeah. He's drivin' that pair of-
pair-
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pair-pair-
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There, now, that's a pair.!
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Ay-yi-yi.
[ Whistles ]
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Al?
What? Huh? Oh!
Oh, listen-
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Listen. I've been talkin' to you
in the waiting-
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Uh, to-to Tyler,
the guy you leaped into,
in the waiting room.
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And Ziggy rates the chances
of this guy telling a straight story...
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at 1 6% or less.
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I don't think the guy
knows what really happened.
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He-He spins yarns,
and he likes to be the hero.
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So, he likes to tell stories.
What's that have to do
with me leaving town?
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Tomorrow, at high noon-
Yeah?
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you get killed in a shootout.
In a shootout?
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Yes.
You got to be kidding me.
Who would want to shoot me?
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Well, I-I-
[ Man ]Me.
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Oh, boy.
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[ Nickers ]
[ Spurs Clinking ]
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T.?
[ Sighs ]
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I don t know what's gotten into you.
But you shouldn't have just left...
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- Mr. Steiner hangin' there like that.
- I just needed to get some air.
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I'll give you some air.
[ Cocks Pistol ]
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Uh, be cool, Sam.
Nothing happens
until tomorrow.
223
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:02,831
Russ, don't just stand there.
Arrest him!
It's a centennial play.
224
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,604
I'm kind of curious to see
where this is goin'.
225
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,239
Pardon me, ma'am, for distressin' you.
My business is with this...
226
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,749
lyin', double-faced cardsharp.
227
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,682
I think he's talkin'
about you, Sam.
228
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:18,587
So you killed the Claggett boys,
did you?
229
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,626
Uh, yeah, I-I think so. Yeah.
230
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,566
The mistake you made, mister,
was in assuming I was dead.
231
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,569
I'm alive, Tyler.
232
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,265
Outlivin' you is gonna be easy.
233
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:38,868
I'm sorry. Um-
234
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:43,347
I'm not quite getting
what's going on here.
235
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:47,476
Uh, I'm Ben Steiner.
And you are?
236
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,817
Tell him.
237
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,050
- Tell all of'em.
- [ Ziggy Beeping ]
238
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,820
Yeah, Ziggy says
there's a 96% chance
this is your old partner,
239
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,828
uh, Pat Knight.
240
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,558
This is, uh-
[ Clears Throat ]
241
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:04,729
- Pat Knight.
- Kinda like seein' Lazarus, isn't it?
242
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,330
This guy's killed more men
than Clint Eastwood.
[ Lucy ]It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Knight.
243
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,308
But I would appreciate it
if you would just put your gun away...
244
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,311
and-and leave.
245
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,109
I didn't come here to leave.
246
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,150
Of course not.You come here for the centennial,
247
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,585
He knows why I'm here.
[ Resets Hammer]
248
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,317
Tomorrow there's
gonna be a reckoning.
249
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:30,792
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to see about a room and a...
250
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,354
bath.
251
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,629
Ma'am.
[ Spurs Clinking ]
252
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,905
Well, now,
253
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:49,437
looks like our local hero's
been called out for real.
254
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,642
Wonder what's
he gonna do about it.
255
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,083
What's it all about,
Tyler?
256
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,884
Uh, it's just a kind of
a little misunderstanding is all.
257
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,050
Uh, Mr. Means.
258
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,389
I hate to say this,
but I've got a network...
259
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,429
and an awful lot of money
riding on you.
260
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,693
Does this have something
to do with your story
in the Reader's Digest?
261
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,700
Oh, Sam, uh,
in the original history,
262
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,827
you get killed
before you make the deal,
263
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,202
and that leaves Lucy and Steve
in a big jam.
264
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,833
So I think you better talk
about this a little bit.
[ Clears Throat ]
265
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,877
Get away from here
and talk about it.
266
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:23,278
I think, Mr. Steiner, if you just go ahead
and have your business people
draw up the contracts,
267
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,841
I will take care
of any little misunderstandings.
268
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:31,049
Yeah, Grandpa T.!
Bam, bam, bam!
Shhh.
269
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,717
Yeah. I tell you what.
I'll lay 3-to-1 odds...
270
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:38,286
Tyler either crawfishes
or Pat Knight shoots him
deader'n a dog.
271
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,731
No way.
I'll take a little piece of that.
Let's make it 4-to-1 .
272
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,964
There's not gonna be any shooting.
Guns don't solve anything.
273
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,438
Unless you're the last man standing.
[ Laughs ]
274
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,498
Sorry.
275
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,443
Now if you'll excuse me.
276
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,504
Gentlemen, I'm gonna go home
and get some rest.
277
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:01,246
If I were you, Sheriff,
I wouldn't bet on any fight happening.
278
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:13,124
So what is this Tyler guy sayin'
anyway back in the waiting room?
279
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,827
Hm, he says he wants a drink,
and he wants another physical.
280
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,302
Another?
He likes the nurses.
281
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,566
Ohh.
Outside of that, nothing.
282
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,870
Do you have anything more
on Stevie and Lucy?
283
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:27,070
No,just-just what I said before-
it's tough times.
284
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:30,206
Uh, Lucy's having trouble
making ends meet now.
285
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,410
And when you get killed,
the TV deal gets canceled.
286
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:37,353
And Stevie grows up,
runs away from home
and becomes a hood.
287
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,755
Spends the rest of his life
in and out of jail.
288
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,589
Well, where's his father
in all of this?
Uh-
289
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,357
Peter Means is his father's name,
290
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,661
and he was killed in action
in World War II.
291
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,724
So then,
I'm-I'm his only father image.
292
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,997
Yeah.
And he's counting on me...
293
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,938
to be the hero that
I always told him I was,
294
00:17:55,007 --> 00:18:00,843
but when I'm not then-
Then the bubble burst,
and he lashed out on his own.
295
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,940
That sounds kind of simple,
but you get the gist of it.
296
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,384
All right.
So what am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to kill Pat Knight?
297
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:12,515
Can I have his gun
when you shoot him?
Stevie, don't talk like that.
298
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,152
Now, go wash up for dinner.
Go on. [ Clucks Tongue ]
Aw, Mom.
299
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,666
T.?
Hmm?
300
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,202
What's going on?
301
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:30,139
Nothin'.
I was just talking to myself.
About killing Pat Knight?
302
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,701
Nobody's gonna kill anybody.
Well. then, why are you
even talking about it?
303
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,113
Because I was remembering
a-a story-
304
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,674
a time when I used to ride
with Pat, you know, and-and-
305
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:45,451
And somebody came up to me
and offered me money to kill him,
306
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,789
- but I turned him down.
- Ooh, Sam, that's pretty good.
307
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,024
I don't remember
you telling me that story...
308
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,861
or even talking about him.
309
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:59,529
Well, there are a lot of things
I haven't... told you about.
310
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,472
I bet there are.
Mmm.
[ Laughs ]
311
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,999
But, T., this-this man,
he wasn't kidding around.
312
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,172
Lucy, please.
313
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,409
I'm gonna be okay.
I won't do anything foolish.
314
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,510
Good. 'Cause I couldn't stand
it if something happened to you.
315
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,182
I swear to you.
I won't let you and Stevie down.
[ Sighs ]
316
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,954
T., you always say that,
but it never happens.
317
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:26,497
Like when this Mr. Steiner showed up
and offered to pay you for your stories,
318
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,659
I thought,
"Now we can send Stevie to college.
319
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,432
He can- He can be somebody
when he grows up.''
320
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,632
But now...
321
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,506
I have a bad feeling about all this.
322
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,580
[ Sighs ]
323
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,119
You gonna change before dinner?
324
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,087
Yeah, in a minute.
Okay.
325
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,199
Where are you going?
I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
326
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,031
You said in a minute.
327
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:08,937
-* [ Blues Piano ]
- It'll be just fine.
328
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:15,511
* [ Continues ]
329
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,052
About time there, Tyler.
330
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,713
I was afraid you weren't
gonna stop by this evening.
331
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:29,386
Thanks.
I'm still not drinking.
332
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,396
[ Knight ]Runnin'out of spending money, Tyler?
333
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,433
Evenin'.
334
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,593
Be happy to buy you a drink.
335
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:42,038
Just make sure you pay me back
before noon.
336
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,234
Mr. Means.
337
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:48,109
Mr. Knight has been telling me
some very interesting stories.
338
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,273
Wish I could have been here.
339
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,079
Yeah, that way, we'd all know
what we're talking about.
340
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:56,450
[ Bartender ] Mr. Steiner,long distance phone call for you.
341
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,957
It's from, uh,Hollywood in California.
I'll take it in my room.
342
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,762
Gentlemen.
343
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,502
I don't recall
askin' you to join me.
344
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,143
Look, Pat.
345
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:25,914
I gotta be honest here.
My mind's not as good
as it used to be, so I-
346
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:28,885
I don't remember why you're here.
347
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,013
[ Knight Laughs ]
348
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,417
Uh-uh. Not this time.
349
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,396
I can see it in your eyes.
350
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,593
You know exactly why I'm here.
351
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,467
We're gonna settle it
at noon tomorrow.
352
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:51,271
Look, whatever I did-
whatever happened- okay?
353
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:55,177
I'm sorry, okay?
Uh, I'm sorry.
354
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,341
That mean you're gonna give up
the TV deal too?
355
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,715
What would I do that for?
356
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,084
[ Laughs ]
357
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:07,256
You haven't changed a bit.
358
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,317
No, no, you-
You don't understand.
359
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,885
I'm not interested
in the TV deal for myself.
360
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,659
See, the TV deal
is for Lucy and Stevie.
361
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,327
You know,
so he can go to college.
362
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:23,835
Remember that night
in Abilene?
Abilene.
363
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,900
Uh, Abilene.
364
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,911
I'm-
I'm a little hazy on that.
[ Beeping ]
365
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:31,278
- Uh, no. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
- Patience, that was her name.
366
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,284
Patience.
[ Laughs ]
367
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,185
And she was anything but.
368
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,814
You and I almost drew
down on each other then,
369
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:42,553
but we settled it another way.
370
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:46,393
And I'm glad we did.
I am very glad that we did.
371
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,698
[ Raps Glass On Table ]
372
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,237
Once partners,
373
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,637
always partners.
374
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,608
Once partners, always partners.
375
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:05,272
Last man standing
is the winner.
376
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,318
You better do it.You better do it.
377
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,014
Uh, it's better than swapping lead.
378
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,155
[ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ]
379
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,160
To Patience.
380
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:27,535
- [ Liquid Pouring ]
- [ Scoffs ]
381
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,540
[ Drunken Laughter ]
382
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,509
And then,
what about that bank...
[ Laughing ]
383
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,068
they hired us to guard
up in... Hoffberg.
384
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,081
Hoffberg?
That was great.
Yeah.
385
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,617
We stole all them sacks
of gold dust...
386
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,244
and found out
they were filled with sand!
387
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,949
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
That was great.
388
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,323
Too bad-
Too bad if I'd had to kill all them folks.
389
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,295
Uh, yeah.
390
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:57,161
Hey. Hey, how about that time when-
[ Laughs ]
391
00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:01,001
when we stole those horses from
that guy with the cute daughters?
[ Laughs ]
392
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,200
I don't know- I don't know...
393
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:08,144
what tired us out more
ridin'-wh-which one.
394
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,011
[ Drunken Laughter ]
Sam,
what are you talking about?
395
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:14,279
[ Laughing ]
Wait a minute.
396
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,321
I- I don't remember no daughters.
397
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:21,086
[ Laughing Subsides ]
398
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:24,151
Maybe I saw that in a movie
or somethin'.
399
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:28,996
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
[ Wheezing Laugh ]
400
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,001
Ooh, whoo-whoo-whoo.
401
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,196
You know, Ty?
Mm?
402
00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:37,907
I sure am gonna hate havin' to kill you.
403
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:42,744
Well, I tell you, why don't we-
404
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,180
why don't we have another drink
and just forget the whole thing?
405
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:49,243
Just forget it right now.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, no. I can't do that.
406
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,348
Mm-hmm.
Gotta uphold my honor.
407
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:59,693
Besides,
I've got a side bet with the sheriff...
408
00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:02,562
on which way you're gonna fall.
409
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:06,066
I'm sayin' face up.
410
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:10,301
That, of course,
is assuming you can hit me.
[ Wheezing Laugh ]
411
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,572
Hey, what the-
Hey!
412
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,886
I reckon I can do that.
413
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:32,558
[ Sam: Drunkenly ]Har-har. You'll have to walkthe plank if you're-
414
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,565
[ Coughing ]
415
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,624
[ Laughing ]
416
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:42,770
Sam, you are gonna be
a mess in the morning.
[ Muttering ]
417
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,571
And probably a dead mess.[ Sam ]Quiet.
418
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,612
[ Ziggy Beeping ]Nobody's gonna get killed.
419
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,943
Shh, shh, shh.
You're gonna shoot him,
though, aren't you?
420
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,074
Ohh, boy.
421
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:57,615
Stevie, there's a hole right there.
422
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,623
Watch that hole.
423
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:02,251
Stevie.
[ Exhales Sharply ]
424
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,819
This isn't a game
that we're talkin' about,
you know.
425
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:09,128
You know,
guns kill people.
426
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,963
You're not afraid
to face him, are you?
427
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,165
Afraid to-
Yeah, I'm afraid to face him.
428
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,607
Anybody who says they're not afraid
to stand in front of a loaded gun...
429
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:20,975
is either crazy or stupid...
430
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:24,140
or suicidalor nuts or out of their-
[ Stevie ] But we can't back down.
431
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:28,015
Everybody'll make fun of us.
And-
432
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:33,085
An-An-And the kids'll go back
to teasin' me all over again.
433
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,149
Oh, wait a second.
Wait a second.
434
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:37,694
Sit down here.
Sit down.
435
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,696
[ Sighs ]
Now listen to me.
436
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:44,963
I know this may sound cornyto you probably, but...
437
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,103
life is precious.
438
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,768
And, you see, once you're dead,
439
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,038
you're... dead.
440
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:58,139
But everybody's gonna laugh at us.
441
00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:01,276
Th-They're gonna say
you're just a drunk.
442
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:05,421
[ Sam Clears Throat ]
443
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:10,951
It doesn't really matter
what other people do or say.
444
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:16,558
What matters
is what you know in here...
445
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:21,800
about yourself
and about others.
446
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:25,536
Because the most important person
you have to listen to...
447
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,976
is you.
448
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:32,540
Right?
I- I guess so.
449
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,609
Well, you guess right.
450
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:38,212
So come on, come on.
Give your ol' grandpa a kiss
good night. huh?
451
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:40,348
Okay.
[ Kissing Sound ]
452
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,723
Now get some sleep, 'cause it's late.
I'm sure of it.
453
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:46,730
Okeydokey.
Okay. Sleep tight.
454
00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,791
[ Door Creaking ][ Sam ]Whew.!
455
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:52,530
- A lot of pride in that boy.
- [ Door Closes ]
456
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,835
Yeah, well, there's a lot of pride
in Pat Knight too.
457
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,898
You know, Sam, uh,
458
00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:00,774
it might not be a bad idea
for you to, uh,
459
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,008
familiarize yourself with Tyler's gun.
460
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:06,107
No.
461
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,175
No?
No, don't you see?
462
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,187
There aren't gonna be any gunfights.
463
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,280
See, I got it all figured out.
[ Chuckles ]
Wh-
464
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,622
Listen to this.
I'm gonna get him thrown in jail, see?
465
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,060
That way, there-
there won't be any gunfights.
[ Ziggy Beeps ]
466
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,427
No gunfights.
Yeah.
467
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,557
No.
You still get killed tomorrow.
468
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:27,494
But, you know,
it only takes one guy...
469
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,063
to decide
to have a gunfight.
470
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,632
In the Old West,
they were really ambushes.
471
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:36,408
Ambushes?
Yeah,
in the back kind of stuff.
472
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,881
Ambushes?
473
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:41,475
Yeah, ambushes.
I better see if there
are some bullets in the house.
474
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,317
I didn't think-Ambushes.
All right, fine.
475
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:48,926
[ Rooster Crowing ]
476
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:53,494
[ Al ] Now, are we inthe head-pounding stage...
477
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:57,467
or in the spinning,
rising waves of nausea?
478
00:28:57,535 --> 00:29:00,197
Hmm?
Take your pick.
479
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,866
That's impressive.
Yeah, I just...
480
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,400
hope that Pat Knight
feels worse than I do.
481
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,913
[ Cylinder Clicking ]
Oh, my gosh.
482
00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:12,882
Don't tell me you were a gunslinger
in the navy.
483
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,351
Well, back in the old days,
484
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,354
they were called
"gunfighters'' or "pistoleros''...
485
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,414
or, uh, " shootists.''
Mm-hmm.
486
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:25,191
And I had the best quick-draw artist
in America teach me.
487
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,823
Really?
Yes, really.
488
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,833
Her name was...
Her name-
489
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,495
Fifi " Boom-Boom'' LaRue.
490
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,868
Al.
She was a stripper
in New Orleans.
491
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,466
She had the finest
matched pair-
Al!
492
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,205
[ Groans ]
Matched pair of.44 pistols.
493
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,373
She had 'em
in little secret holsters-
real cute.
494
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,941
It was part of her act.
But she could draw,
lemme tell you.
495
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,749
I know.
'Cause I studied her-
496
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,086
Yeah, I bet you-
very closely.
497
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,956
Yeah, I bet you did.
[ Hammer Clicks ]
498
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:01,963
Now come with me.
You gotta learn this.
Wow!
499
00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:05,196
Fifi taught you that?
Yes.
She taught me a lot of stuff.
500
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,261
Wait a second.
Wait-wait-wait-
Now you're gonna learn.
501
00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:09,397
This is too close.
Wait, wait, wait?
It's not too close!
502
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,408
I wanna be back there.
It's farther back there.
No-no-no.
503
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,774
Fifteen to 20 feet,
that was normal for gunfighters.
Huh?
504
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,405
Anything farther than that,
that's just Hollywood.
505
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,008
Now, line yourself up.
506
00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:23,850
No, face the target, Sam.
Turn this way. Face the-
507
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:26,914
You're gonna
shoot over there, okay?
Okay.
508
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,016
Hang your hand down here,
nice and loose, loose, loose.
509
00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,926
[ Groans ]
You're gonna catch the hammer
of the gun with the inside of your thumb,
510
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:35,625
and as you pull up,
you cock that sucker like that-
Bang!
511
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,895
Okay, try it.
[ Exhales ]
Okay.
512
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,538
Yeah. You almost got it.
Now try it again.
[ Grunts ]
513
00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:47,169
Not bad. Not bad.
But don't rush it.
Come on. Let's see you do it.
514
00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:50,703
You gotta catch the hammer
with the inside of your thumb
as you're drawin' the gun up.
515
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,683
Clear the holster,
and you're rea-That's it.
516
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:56,185
Pull the trigger!
517
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,916
[ Al ] Good.!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
518
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:02,118
"Ay-yi-yi'"?
That was a pretty good shot.
I was aiming for the one on the right.
519
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:06,027
Shhh.
Oh. Oh, well, at least
you're in the neighborhood.
520
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,588
[ Laughs ]
Al, this is impossi-
521
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,600
[ Three Gunshots ]
522
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,603
Huh, huh, huh-
523
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,696
[ Groans ]
524
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:20,771
Don't do to talk to yourself
while you're shootin'.
Breaks your concentration.
525
00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:24,542
So much for him havin'
a hangover too.
526
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:29,019
It's awful decent of you
to give your opposition
shooting tips.
527
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,080
What kind of opposition is that?
528
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:38,922
I was just out takin' some air.
I heard the noise.
529
00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:42,228
You are pitiful, T.
530
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,394
Look, Pat.
531
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:49,736
You're better at this
th-than, uh, I am.
We both know that.
532
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:52,901
But doesn't it seem that...
533
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:55,605
two reasonable men should
be able to figure out a solution...
534
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,614
to all this without havin' to-
535
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:00,276
Only one of us is reasonable.
The other's a liar.
536
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:03,184
Look.I know you don't believe me,but I don't know...
537
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,245
what you're talking about.
538
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:13,493
I was the one
who walked out into the street
and fought the four Claggett boys...
539
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,761
face-to-face
and shot 'em all... dead.
540
00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,768
Not you.
541
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:24,937
Well, I guess Tyleromitted that from his article.
542
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:28,945
Look. I can understand
now why you're so angry at me,
543
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:32,244
what-what with the article
and-and all.
544
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,308
Angry doesn't begin
to describe it.
545
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:38,515
No man likes to have his reputation
bushwhacked... by his partner.
546
00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:41,786
Oh, hey! Maybe-
Maybe he ambushed the Claggetts.
547
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,521
Try that.
Wait a second.
548
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:50,324
I was just thinkin' that maybe-
549
00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:52,869
Ambush-
Wait, I remember.
550
00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:57,397
You ambushed a couple
of the Claggett boys, didn't ya?
551
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,739
I caught Elwyn
comin' off his horse.
[ Laughs ]
552
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,939
But Wendell had a gun
when he came out of that outhouse.
553
00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:05,812
And Jonah and Jamie,
I faced-off fair and square.
554
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,078
Yeah,
with a little help from you.
With a little help from me.
555
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,144
[ Laughs ]
All you ever did
was make 'em duck.
556
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:16,057
Yeah, but the point is,
you didn't do it alone...
or face-to-face.
557
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:20,029
You bent your story,
same way I did.
558
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:22,259
It-It's not so terrible.
559
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,801
I didn't bend my story.
You outright lied.
560
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,599
You said you did it alone.
561
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:35,702
Yeah, well, if you wanted
to be such a big hero,
why didn't you stick around?
562
00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:39,074
Good one.
563
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,719
You know why?
564
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,855
Someone had to ride out
to the Claggett place
and break the news to Ruthie.
565
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:50,018
[ Together]
Ruthie?
566
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,394
Someone had to...
comfort that poor girl.
[ Ziggy Beeping ]
567
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,195
Ruthie Claggett, younger sister
of the Claggett boys- Ruthie.
Uh-
568
00:33:57,268 --> 00:34:00,396
Must've been some comforting,
considering that you never came back.
569
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:05,698
Well, let's just say
it took longer than I expected.
570
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:09,679
Oh, that sounds like
an interesting story.
Look, Pat.
571
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:13,376
If I change my story now,
I'll lose everything.
572
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:16,420
You made the problem, mister,
and it's up to you to make it right.
573
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:20,082
Yeah, but the only thing
that's at stake here is-is your pride.
574
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:24,492
Now you can't believe
that it's worth killin' somebody
over a matter of pride.
575
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:28,498
What the hell else
did we ever have?
576
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:36,571
I think we'd better
get some more bottles and...
577
00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,802
work on your fast draw.
[ Hammer Clicks ]
578
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,244
I'm not gonna go out thereand play his stupid game, Al.
579
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:49,480
Well, you gotta do something.
We're running out of time.
[ Sighs ]
580
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,886
You're not gonna run away,are you, Grandpa?
581
00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:59,622
Look, Stevie, in the Old West,
582
00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:04,498
when there were few laws
and even fewer lawmen,
583
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,197
people wore guns
as-as part of their wardrobe.
584
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,604
They used them
to defend themselves.
But not anymore.
585
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:14,577
Yeah, well, that's not what you saidbefore he came to town.
586
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,807
Don't you remember
what we were talkin' about last night?
587
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:20,112
Yeah, but a man doesn't quit!
588
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,516
A man just doesn't run away!
589
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:28,825
[ Breathlessly ]
You see, you-
you always told me that.
590
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:32,992
And now
you're gonna run away.
591
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:36,830
And the whole town's
gonna know you're just a coward.
592
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,035
[ Sighs ]
593
00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:52,378
If Knight wants to kill me,he's gonna have to do it in cold blood,
594
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,509
because I'm not goin', Al.
595
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:57,110
I am not goin'.
596
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,648
[ Clock Ticking ]
597
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:10,064
[ Ziggy Beeping ][ Al ]Sam, sitting there isn't gonna do it.
598
00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:13,103
Ziggy says you still get killed.
599
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,867
Okay, okay. Then maybe
I should do what Stevie said.
[ Ziggy Squealing ]
600
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,135
Maybe I should just run away.
[ Beeping, Twittering Continue ]
601
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:20,541
Yeah. Bingo!
602
00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:22,545
Sam, that's it.
What?
603
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,013
You run away.
You live to be 95,
604
00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:28,574
and you die of natural causes
in your sleep, peacefully.
Great. Great.
605
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,554
What about Stevie?
Uh-
[ Beeping ]
606
00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:34,090
Stevie-
Well, he still grows up.
Yeah.
607
00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:38,857
Uh, he runs away,
and he still does jail time like before.
608
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:42,798
But it gets worse.
He picks a fight in some bar
and gets killed.
609
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:46,200
Al, I can't stand by
and watch this kid ruin his life,
damn it!
610
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,501
Well, it's better than
committing suicide facing off
this guy Pat Knight.
611
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:52,543
He could shoot your eyes out
before you blink.
612
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:55,408
[ Beeping, Twittering ]
Could he?
613
00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:57,413
Huh?
What?
614
00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:59,415
Outdraw me.
Could-
615
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,713
I mean,
the guy is 82 years old, right?
616
00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:04,254
Now, granted,
he-he's more accurate than I am,
617
00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:06,813
but- but my reflexes
have gotta be faster.
Sam.
618
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,792
My synapses have gotta be quicker,
because I'm 50 years younger!
Get real!
619
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:13,091
What?
Ziggy only gives you
a 1 7% chance...
620
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,860
of drawing
as fast as this guy.
621
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:19,266
He's old, but he's still good.
622
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,142
[ Clock Ticking ]
623
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,045
I'm gonna get my gun.
624
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:13,114
Well, since I got some time to kill,anybody interested in a hand?
625
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:16,057
[ Ticking Continues ]
626
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,812
Aren't you going to do something?
627
00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:42,443
No law against playin' poker,
628
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,920
even if you are
playin' by yourself.
629
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,890
[ Ticking Continues ]
630
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,950
[ Footsteps ]
631
00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:55,388
[ Door Creaks Open ]
632
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,839
Morning, Stevie.
633
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,869
My grandpa's not a liar.
634
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,515
Kind of heavy,
the way it hangs there,
isn't it?
635
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:23,282
It's not that heavy.
636
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:27,297
Sheriff.
Mr. Knight.
637
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,640
- How old are you, son?
- Twelve.
638
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:42,543
- Bu-But I'm gonna be 1 3 in December.
- [ Ticking Continues ]
639
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:49,075
I was 1 5 before I killed my first man.
[ Smacks Lips ]
640
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:53,214
But I guess, uh,
today you grow up faster.
641
00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:01,359
Al, have you seen my gun?
What do you mean,
have I seen your gun?
642
00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,366
I can't find my gun.
[ Lucy ]Stevie?
643
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,493
You can't find your gun?
Stevie?
644
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,833
Where did you leave it?
T., have you seen Stevie?
645
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,600
Uh-oh.
646
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:11,766
[ Ziggy Beeps ]
I gotta go to the saloon.
647
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:15,676
You can't go to that fight!
Sam, Stevie is gonna try
and quick draw with Pat Knight,
648
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,476
and he's gonna get killed.
If I don't go,
Stevie's gonna do it for me.
649
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:21,382
[ Gasps ]
My Lord!
Come on.
650
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:29,853
- [ Shuddering ]
- Stevie, don't do anything stupid.
651
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:48,440
Tell me, Stevie.
Your grandpa send you,
652
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:51,538
- or did you come on your own?
- I came on my own.
653
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,944
Got no quarrel with you, Stevie.
654
00:40:57,021 --> 00:41:00,149
You said you cleaned up the town.
655
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,784
But you didn't.
656
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,794
He did.
657
00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:09,560
No, Stevie. He didn't.
658
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,568
- Yes, he did!
- [ Running Footsteps ]
659
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,900
Stevie-
660
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:20,707
[ Bonging ]
661
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:24,976
You're on time.
Underdressed, as usual.
662
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:27,779
[ Bonging Continues ]
Give me the gun, Stevie.
663
00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,082
No, no, no.
You're just going to run away again.
664
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,122
No, I'm not.
Now, give me the gun.
665
00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,714
[ Bonging Continues ]
666
00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,491
Now don't you think
there's been enough killing already?
667
00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:47,395
Easy to say when you're livin'
on another man's reputation.
668
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:54,239
You just gonna hold that thing?
669
00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,545
Sam, this is completely loony.
670
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,449
I guess sometimes you can't run away
from your fate, can you?
671
00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:13,790
Sometimes I guess you can't.
I'll be waiting.
672
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,094
[ Lucy ]No.!
673
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,896
I'm not going to let you
get yourself killed!
674
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:22,598
Tyler, I guess you'll be wantin'this.
675
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,946
[ Spurs Clinking ][ Door Creaking ]
676
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:04,241
Uh, Sam, don't worry, okay?
677
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,909
'Cause I-I'm gonna think
of somethin' clever
to get you out of this.
678
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,680
Mom, what's he doin'?
679
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:13,154
Sometimes there isn't a clever way out.
680
00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:15,020
Praying, I hope.
681
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:18,619
Uh-
See, I think you're too close.
682
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:21,688
Anything closer than 20 yards,and h-he can't miss.
683
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,825
Anything over 20 feet,
and I don't stand a chance.
684
00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:14,814
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
685
00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,752
Ladies and gents,
the drinks are on the house!
686
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,812
[ Cheering ]
Come over here.
Let me buy you a drink.
687
00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:24,259
How about a big round
of applause for our hero,
Mr. Tyler Means!
688
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:28,390
Whoo!
689
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:32,594
You did it. You sign the deal.
Everything turns out great
for Lucy and Stevie.
690
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,332
Great.
691
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:40,610
Excuse me.I'll be right back.
692
00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:49,110
You know,
that didn't mean anything.
It did to them.
693
00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:54,490
Tell you what, uh-
694
00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:57,288
Give me- Give me a chance
to make it up to you, all right?
695
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:03,496
Hey, Mr. Steiner,
come over here
for a second, would ya?
696
00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:05,535
Listen, Mr. Steiner.
697
00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:08,503
I was wonderin' if maybe, uh-
maybe we could find...
698
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:13,373
a consulting job or something
like that for Pat on my TV show.
699
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:16,242
'Cause he would
really help me keep
my memory fresh.
700
00:45:16,313 --> 00:45:20,079
- [ Ziggy Beeping ]
- Mr. Means, he just tried to kill you.
701
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,209
I know that.
702
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:24,481
But once partners,
always partners.
703
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,649
[ Laughing ]Well, sure.
704
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,818
All right. Why not?
All right.
705
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,157
Get ready to leap,
partner.
Hey, wait a second.
706
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:35,665
Maybe we could
give him a part in the show.
707
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,827
In the show?
Yeah,
isn't that a good idea?
708
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,004
You got a problem with that?
709
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:56,051
* [ Singing '60s Pop ]
710
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,748
[ Cheers, Applause ]
[ Groans ]
711
00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:00,847
[ Muttering ]
712
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:05,588
Oh, God. They love us!
'Cause we're bad,
girlfriend!
713
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:08,028
They want an encore.
What are we gonna do, Cherea?
714
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,692
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go do it!
We don't have any more songs.
715
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,362
Just do a reprise.
Come on. Cherea!
No, no. I don't- I don't-
716
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:16,031
- [ Man ] Let's go.!
- Oh, boy!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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