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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:10,170 A nurse should monitor 2 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:13,440 for which side effect of antiplatelet medication? 3 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,080 A, drop in blood pressure. B, hot flashes. 4 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,710 C, bloody stools. D, blurred vision. 5 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:19,810 Blood pressure. 6 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,410 C, bloody stools. 7 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:26,450 Antiplatelet, bloody stools. 8 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:28,760 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools 9 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,790 ♪ Bloody stools, bloody stools 10 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:34,590 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools Oh, the doo-dah day 11 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,900 ♪ Oh, the doo-dah day Oh, the doo-dah day 12 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:40,530 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪ 13 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,440 Watch some sports like real men. 14 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:51,680 This has 10 times the emotion of your football. 15 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:55,750 It's ridiculous. 16 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,120 Hey. Sorry, some surfer gave me wet money. 17 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,550 Well, here are your deliveries. 18 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,490 Oh, and I would save 650 Cypress for last. 19 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,430 Canadian bacon and pineapple? No. Ew. 20 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,130 Hey, he's cute, and you might have fun. 21 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,800 I don't have time for fun. 22 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,130 Well, then you're doing it wrong. 23 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,870 Add it to the list. 24 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:14,430 It's not ridiculous. 25 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,940 These stories come from real life. 26 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,570 Crazy things happen all the time. 27 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,840 Come on, back me up on this. 28 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,180 I don't watch this shit. 29 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,840 I don't even hear it. It's like working at my abuela's. 30 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:26,560 If you're gonna trash me in front of the gringos, do it in Spanish. 31 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,980 Yeah, none of them speak Spanish. 32 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,100 Huh. 33 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:30,900 Bye... 34 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,110 Ladies. 35 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,620 When suctioning mucus from a patient's lung, 36 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,490 which action completes the procedure... 37 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,460 Hey, girls, come on, let's go! 38 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,630 - Hey, Mom! - Hi, Mom! 39 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,730 Move! We gotta go! 40 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,670 Really, Mom? The sign? 41 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:49,800 Be embarrassed in the car, okay? 42 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,170 I've got eight minutes to get these pizzas across town. 43 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,380 Move! 44 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,680 How was school? 45 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,480 - Fine. - Oh, don't tip 'em. 46 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,450 Change of plans, sir. 47 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,790 We're just having some minor mechanical issues. 48 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,620 We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs 49 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:10,960 and I'll arrange to have 50 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,860 the carpets professionally cleaned. 51 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,490 Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin! 52 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,900 Absolutely right, sir. 53 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,280 Why won't he answer? 54 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,990 I'm sure he's on that floating orgy. 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,240 I need him here. 56 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,580 Easy, Papi, you'll get better. 57 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:31,750 You don't know that! 58 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,290 Neither does he! 59 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:36,000 And he's the idiot who cut out my gallbladder... 60 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,300 and gave me this mystery infection. 61 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,630 I need Leonardo in Mexico City. 62 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,300 I made my decision. 63 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:45,350 I'm handing Montenegro Industries over to him. 64 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,350 That's absurd! 65 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:52,600 He's not capable of running a multi-national corporation. 66 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:56,730 He'll rise to the occasion. 67 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,360 Like I did when I had to... 68 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:02,990 that summer in 1961... 69 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:05,160 Here it comes... Vienna. 70 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,780 I met the love of my life... in Vienna. 71 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:12,370 But Mom said you met in Barcelona. 72 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:13,620 Yeah, I met her there. 73 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,960 But in Vienna, I met this dancer-- 74 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,460 - Papa. Papa. - Mmm-hmm. 75 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:19,800 Listen to me. 76 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,760 I'm the one with the experience. 77 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,390 Magda, now's not the time. 78 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:26,930 I'm just saying... 79 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:30,930 he should leave the company to someone who actually works there. 80 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:31,470 And me? 81 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,060 What? 82 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,980 Why do you always belittle my work with our chritable division? 83 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,650 Of course! 84 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:41,070 Because of you a bunch of poor kids can play violin. 85 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,820 The world's a better place. 86 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,490 You mock me, but classical music saved my life! 87 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:47,570 Anti-depressants saved your life! 88 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,790 It's not a violin, it's a cello! -Stop it, you two! 89 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,200 I made my decision. 90 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,540 ...it's a cello. 91 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:54,580 Find your brother 92 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,960 and bring him home before this butcher kills me. 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,670 God, unbelievable! 94 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,920 - Papi, you're going to-- - Leave me be! 95 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,410 When swabbing fecal matter, 96 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:07,110 a nurse should take which of the following precautions? 97 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,640 - Bye, Mom! - See ya, Mom! 98 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,610 All right, listen to your grandma, okay? 99 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,550 Hi, Grandma! 100 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,310 And, hey, I want you to take a bath, Olivia! 101 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,010 - Use soap. - Okay. 102 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,080 You're not gonna believe this. 103 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:18,650 Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis 104 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:19,820 at the Saint James talent show 105 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,820 and everyone said I was amazing? 106 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,790 Okay, Mom, can you just type this up in an e-mail, 107 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,060 because I'm gonna be late for my other job. 108 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,090 Turns out, a producer 109 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:31,000 from the Eugene Senior Theater touring company was there. 110 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,570 He had tears. 111 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,100 Anyway, one of their leads fell in the shower, 112 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,840 and they want me to step in. 113 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,910 What? When is this all supposed to be happening? 114 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:40,940 I'm leaving tonight. They're already in tech. 115 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,910 No! Mom, my nursing exam is in less than a month 116 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,080 and you agreed to help. 117 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,010 I'm 72. If I don't follow my dreams now, when will I? 118 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:51,920 Never, Mom! 119 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,620 The whole reason we moved here is so I could study more. 120 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,920 I already failed the exam once. 121 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,920 No, don't guilt me. 122 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,360 You're not the only one with a dead husband. 123 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,660 Dad's not dead, you're divorced! 124 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,960 Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona. 125 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,100 The kennel won't take her. She has crate anxiety. 126 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,630 You can't possibly be this selfish. 127 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,100 I'm sorry, honey, but the theater is calling me. 128 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:15,210 Oh! Literally. They need my dress size. 129 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:19,020 Hi, there. Normally a zero, but a two if I'm bloated. 130 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,750 Good night. 131 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,030 Hey, don't stay up too late. 132 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,720 Oh, God. 133 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:06,230 Holy crap. 134 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,130 Here we are. I'll be around if you need me. 135 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,040 Guess where I am? 136 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,810 Some dude's yacht. 137 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:24,940 You little tramp. 138 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,210 - I'm cleaning the carpets. - Oh. 139 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,820 Oh, my God. Theresa, look at this bathroom. 140 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,750 God, I could live in here! 141 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,120 Oh. 142 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,890 And they have candy. Who has candy in the bathroom? 143 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,700 That's not candy. 144 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,260 Yeah, because nobody has candy in the bathroom. 145 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,300 - Oh, God. - Because it's a bathroom! 146 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,140 Okay, come on, show me more. Wait, wait, wait. 147 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,910 Is that the guy? Is he married? He's cute. 148 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,310 And that's not even a very good picture. 149 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:54,770 Hello, Theresa! 150 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,240 - Oh, God. - Hi! 151 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,210 By the way, she's single, and horny. 152 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,050 Yeah, I'm so sorry. 153 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,480 I'll get out of here. 154 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,050 No, no, no. I should get up. Busy day. 155 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,890 I've got a lot of... Whew! 156 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,990 Really nothing to do. 157 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,760 Colin, I'm ready for my Bloody Mary. Yeah. 158 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:14,200 Mostly Mary. Yeah. 159 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,200 Well, now you know. 160 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,900 I'm a grown man with a tattoo on his butt. 161 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:25,940 Is that Speedy Gonzales? 162 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:29,070 Do you know another cartoon mouse with a sombrero? 163 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,950 I hate the pussycat. 164 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:39,320 Let me guess, you were, uh, a little tipsy when you got that? 165 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,820 Not at all. 166 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,320 I love Speedy. He's fast, he's charming. 167 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,160 He's Mexican. 168 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,860 He outsmarts the pussycat 169 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,230 and brings delicious cheese to his people. 170 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,700 And he's just fun to look at. 171 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:54,270 My name is Leonardo. 172 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:57,010 Kate. Sullivan. 173 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,270 You're very attractive for a carpet cleaning lady. 174 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,380 Yeah. 175 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:07,050 Although you maybe could do something with your hair. 176 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:08,210 Yeah... 177 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:11,150 No, well, no, that's not it. It's your face. 178 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,390 Yeah. I mean, it's good. 179 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:16,290 I wanna like it, it's just... 180 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,060 It's just somehow less than the sum of its parts. 181 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,030 What animal do people say you look like? 182 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,100 Apologies, sir, I thought you were up and about already. 183 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,100 Ah, finally. It's about time. 184 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:32,000 Um, have Chef Gerard prepare breakfast. Then, fire him. 185 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,340 Of course, but perhaps we could give him a few weeks' notice. 186 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,870 His wife's expecting. 187 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,280 But his food is boring. 188 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:39,780 Absolutely. 189 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,420 There you are, sleepyhead. Hi. 190 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:48,890 Well, this is awkward. We're wearing the same thing. 191 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,130 Wanna join us in the jacuzzi? 192 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,960 Yes, my little angel. 193 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,430 Boop! Boop! 194 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,000 Lead the way, girls! 195 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,230 Okay. 196 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,100 Boop! Boop! 197 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,900 Boop! 198 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:08,110 Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need the room. 199 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,250 - Excuse me, Captain? - Yeah. 200 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,050 Checked the engine, you're in luck. 201 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,320 It's just the anti-siphon valve. No problem. 202 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,290 The mechanic agrees with me, dumbass. 203 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,090 I was just telling him 204 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:26,120 that I was right, and that he's a dumbass. 205 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:28,060 Say, how'd this dude make all his money, anyway? 206 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,400 He didn't. 207 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,260 His family owns the largest building supply company in the world. 208 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:34,100 Now this is what he does all day. 209 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,070 Chicken fight? 210 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,480 ...so we'll fly to Mexico tonight. 211 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,860 No, we'll take the boat. 212 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,240 Papi is dying. 213 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,110 He'll hold on. 214 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,910 He's too stubborn to die quickly. 215 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:04,580 Listen. 216 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,290 When I'm in charge, will there be a lot of meetings? 217 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,000 Because I've been thinking... 218 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,870 of buying a soccer team. 219 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,080 Sounds fun, right? 220 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,590 You are unbelievable. 221 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,380 What? 222 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,670 You're a child! 223 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,470 What? 224 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,930 The company should be mine. 225 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,930 I do all the work. 226 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:26,510 You can still do all the work. 227 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,430 I'll be the pretty face... 228 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,640 ...obviously. 229 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,850 You'll be the brains. It's a win - win. 230 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,020 Why does Papi have these old, macho ideas? 231 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,780 That's not the reason. 232 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,030 Then what? 233 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,740 I think he just... 234 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,370 loves me more. 235 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,240 It's true. Don't be upset. 236 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,750 Look -- I love you. I love you a lot. 237 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,370 But... 238 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,040 you can be unpleasant. 239 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,000 I want to shoot myself. 240 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,630 Even you can't stand yourself. 241 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,000 I wish you were never born. 242 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,010 You need to relax. 243 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,220 I'm calling my masseuse. 244 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,630 God, help me. 245 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,890 Deep tissue or hot rocks? 246 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,720 I want nothing -- shut up! 247 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,390 Four hands? 248 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,030 All right. Here's my info. 249 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,500 If you're ever in Norway, look me up. 250 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,270 The summers are insane. 251 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:17,270 That's happening, Oddvar. That's definitely happening. 252 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,170 Hi. Excuse me, I was told to clean in there. 253 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,040 Something about a glitter bomb? 254 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,310 Is that gonna disturb you? 255 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,740 No, not at all. 256 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,750 Hmm. I'm craving something. What is it? 257 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,420 Excuse me, are you talking to me? 258 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,290 Sweet, but not too sweet. Hmm. 259 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:38,520 Is it mango? I'm pretty sure it's mango. 260 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:41,200 No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya. 261 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,530 Is it papaya? 262 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,470 I would have no way of knowing that. 263 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:48,170 Of course. 264 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,140 Could you be a doll and get me a little of both? 265 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,070 Hmm? 266 00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:54,340 You know I was just hired to do carpets, right? 267 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,180 I don't see why that should prevent you from getting me a little snack. 268 00:12:57,180 --> 00:13:00,310 Don't you have, like, 10,000 other people to do that for you? 269 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,120 Yeah. But you're right here. 270 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,220 Okay, I'm sorry, but I really have to finish up 271 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,150 so I can pick my girls up from school. 272 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,190 Shh. 273 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:15,530 Perhaps you don't know who I am. 274 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:17,330 I know exactly who you are. 275 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,270 You showed me your ass and did a number on my self-esteem. 276 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,240 Then why don't I have my fruit? 277 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,400 Beats me. But I'm not getting it. 278 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,040 Okay. Fair enough. 279 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,110 You're fired. 280 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,410 For not getting you a mango? 281 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,580 Or a papaya. 282 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,650 Okay, you know what? That's fine. 283 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,080 Just pay me and I'll be on my way. 284 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:41,820 I'm not paying you or the "We Care Carpet and Fabric Company." 285 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,120 Dude, you have a toilet in there 286 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,330 that costs more than I make in a year. 287 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:49,530 You hired me to do a job. I did it. You're paying me. 288 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,530 Nope. 289 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,270 Mr. Montenegro, ready to ship out when you are. 290 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:56,000 Great! Push off. The Pacific awaits. 291 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,170 Goodbye, Kate. 292 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,480 You are a horrible person. 293 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,380 A first-class asshole! 294 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,650 "A first-class asshole." 295 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,320 You're no charmer yourself. 296 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,690 Oh, whoa! That stung. 297 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,420 You selfish, condescending prick! 298 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:22,560 I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire, self-absorbed life. 299 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:29,340 And to think I was this, this close, 300 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,310 to inviting you to join us in the Jacuzzi. 301 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,870 There isn't enough penicillin in the world! 302 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:39,710 No, no, wait. No, no, no. 303 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:42,380 No. Don't untie the boat. 304 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:46,450 Excuse me, wait. Excuse me! Captain! I'm still on board. 305 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,390 Don't leave yet! 306 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:53,590 Women adore me. I'm charming, and fit, and disease-free. 307 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,390 Oh, grow up. 308 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,660 You are a vain, empty little man, 309 00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,630 who'd be nothing without his daddy's money. 310 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,570 Oh, no! 311 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,710 You gotta be kidding me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. 312 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,270 Better jump off. 313 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,610 No. No. I am not going anywhere, until you, 314 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:14,280 or one of your butlers or bimbos writes me a check. 315 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,580 Fine. Next stop, San Francisco. 316 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:21,090 Fine. I'll be a pain in your ass for the next 12 hours. 317 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,730 I guess I didn't think this through. 318 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,500 No, you didn't. 319 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,100 I can't believe you're making me do this. 320 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:42,170 What the hell is wrong with you? 321 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,640 Wait! My equipment. 322 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,110 Oh, of course. 323 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,310 Here you are. 324 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,390 No! No, no, no! It's very expensive! No! 325 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,420 Oh! 326 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,550 Wait. I forgot something. Your bucket. 327 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,260 - Fetch. - No! 328 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,300 And just so you know, 329 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,270 my life is not empty! Hmm? 330 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:13,270 Everyone wants my life because it's meaningful. 331 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,610 I hate you! 332 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,280 Goodbye. 333 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,420 Oh, God. 334 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,390 And now I owe the cleaning company $3,000 for a new machine! 335 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,630 And they fired me. He is the devil. 336 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,360 Whoa, who's the devil? 337 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,700 - Leonardo Montenegro. - Who's that? 338 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,700 Says here he's the son of the third richest man in the world. 339 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,300 A Latino? Hell yeah. Mi gente, babe, showin' up. 340 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,710 Hey! Those are for the crew, right? Not their boss? 341 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,610 What are you talking about, babe? I lost eight pounds. 342 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,540 Pretty soon I'm gonna be breaking out my skinny shirts. 343 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,250 I love when he dances. 344 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,590 Bring back the Hasselbeck. 345 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,290 You know what I got in my bank account? 346 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:06,290 $42. I need to get another job. Like, tonight. 347 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,490 Bobby, are you hiring? 348 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,400 Yeah, sure, if you can haul giant bags of concrete all day. 349 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,330 We could probably scrape together a few bucks for you. 350 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,670 Just Benny started college and somebody bought a boat! 351 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,440 Come on, babe, we're gonna relitigate this? 352 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,470 I paid significantly below market for that boat. 353 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,870 I had to buy it. It was a steal. 354 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,740 Why am I even trying to be a nurse? 355 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,580 I'm gonna be delivering pizzas 356 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,450 and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life. 357 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,350 Kate, don't say that. Hey, look. 358 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,520 Have a garlic knot. 359 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,420 It makes everything just a little bit better, I promise. 360 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,620 No, it doesn't. 361 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,230 No? I'll have one. 362 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,640 Moretti plays it back to midfield, 363 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,370 controlling the pace as always. 364 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,570 I'm drunk. 365 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,570 Good, I'll take advantage of you. 366 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,890 Oops. 367 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,890 Give me a second. Don't turn of. 368 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,090 Is there a problem? 369 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,360 My condom drawer's empty. 370 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,730 I'll fix this. 371 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,870 And the door was wide open, but Magnusson hesitates... 372 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,500 I've told the man repeatedly, 373 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,570 for the nine minutes I am having my supper, 374 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:28,740 I am off the clock. 375 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,450 What am I paying these people for? 376 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,850 - I'll be back. - Okay. 377 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,280 Don't take too long. 378 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,160 Hi, Papi. 379 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:52,340 All good -- just hit a wave. 380 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,480 Please be here. 381 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:09,580 Damn it, I'm relentless. 382 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720 Hmm. 383 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,610 Yes! 384 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,650 Five! 385 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,010 ...everything's under control. 386 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,560 "Pancho's" having dinner tonight! 387 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,360 Whoa! 388 00:19:58,770 --> 00:20:00,000 Help me, somebody! 389 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,470 Help me, please! 390 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,510 Please, anyone, help! 391 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,010 Colin! Help! 392 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,940 - Goal! - Yeah! Yeah! 393 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,010 Help me! 394 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,380 Help me! 395 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,380 Bringing him home safe and sound. 396 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,720 Help, Captain! 397 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,840 Please! Help! 398 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,500 Help! Help, somebody! 399 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,450 Rough night, pal? 400 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,290 Hey! 401 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,530 I don't wanna get your hopes up, ma'am, 402 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,770 but we might have found him. 403 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,700 Like I told the officer, 404 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,870 I don't know what day it is. I don't know where I was born. 405 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,640 I don't even know my own name. 406 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,780 I remember nothing except waking up 407 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,750 on a beach with an ass full of sand. 408 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,950 You're a doctor, right? 409 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:56,580 Well, fix it. 410 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,520 And also... 411 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,620 Can I get a prettier nurse? 412 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,490 She is the pretty one. 413 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,700 Probably caused by acute trauma to the medial temporal lobe. 414 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,970 Amnesia, really? Is it permanent? 415 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,340 Well, the brain is a tricky thing. 416 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,580 He might get his memory back in a couple of days 417 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,580 or maybe never at all. 418 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,580 But to be honest, we've only had 419 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,720 one case of amnesia here in Elk Cove 420 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,600 and that was a pretty young woman back in the '80s. 421 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,936 Fingers crossed, this is your brother, ~ Papi's getting weaker. Where's Leonardo? ~ 422 00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:38,890 but this is a beach town, we do get our share of homeless here. 423 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:41,660 So what happens if he's just some poor guy living on the street? 424 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,960 Then he'll be shipped off to a psychiatric facility up in Salem. 425 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,700 - Oh, my God. - People get lost up there. 426 00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:49,000 Here we are. 427 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,070 And he really remembers nothing? 428 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,470 Not a thing. 429 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,780 For the hundredth time, I don't want chicken or beef. 430 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,180 I want fish. 431 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:03,020 A simple, grilled piece of sea bass. With a buttery Chardonnay. 432 00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:06,690 That's not my brother. 433 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,820 Do it! Today! 434 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,390 What are you waiting for? 435 00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:19,700 Oh, shit. 436 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,970 Shit! Ow. 437 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,100 Shit! 438 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,070 Shit. 439 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:29,910 I got two weeks. I am having a total anxiety attack. 440 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,840 I can't make those girls move again. 441 00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:34,180 Okay, honey, hang on. I got a half a Xanax in my purse. 442 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,850 We're gonna figure this out. 443 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,550 Kate. Look at this. 444 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:41,920 I was searching for a used lawnmower in the Beachcomber, and look what I found. 445 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,690 Amnesia. Right here in our little town. 446 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,660 I told you this stuff happens all the time. 447 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,230 Dude has no idea who he is. 448 00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,660 Oh, my God. 449 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,770 Oh, my God. That's him. 450 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,140 That's the asshole! 451 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,710 "An unidentified homeless man. 452 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:02,440 "General retrograde amnesia. 453 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,180 "There was hope a Mexico City woman 454 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:07,010 "yachting nearby might be his sister, but..." 455 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,250 That was his sister. 456 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,450 Unbelievable. 457 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,980 I bet she's pretending not to know him, 458 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:13,220 so she can take over the company. 459 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,660 They did that on Amor sin Maquillaje. 460 00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:16,890 Okay. 461 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,890 We are going down to the hospital right now 462 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,160 and getting the money he owes me. 463 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,190 And add a little for pain and suffering, too. 464 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,700 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot. He treated me like crap. 465 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,000 Yeah, and I need new cleats. 466 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,700 We're all gonna get new cleats! 467 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:29,770 Okay, wait. Hey, Kate? 468 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:31,900 If he didn't pay you when he knew who you were, 469 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:33,880 what makes you think he's gonna pay you now? 470 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:38,780 This is so frustrating! 471 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,080 I hate rich people. They get away with everything. 472 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,950 But you know what? No, not this time. 473 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:45,850 Because I am not gonna tell them who he is. 474 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,860 I am just gonna let him rot in there. 475 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,060 Yeah, you could do that, 476 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:54,730 or you can be like them and take advantage of the situation. 477 00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:56,490 How? How could I do that? 478 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,660 Carlos, you still making fake documents? 479 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,540 What? 480 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,040 Absolutely not. 481 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,830 Out of that racket. 482 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,540 I'm a law-abiding American citizen. 483 00:25:10,544 --> 00:25:12,140 State or federal? 484 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:14,310 All right, hey, girls. I'm gonna need you to help your mom 485 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:15,780 dig up some old family photos. 486 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,880 I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box of his useless, skinny clothes, 487 00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:21,250 because I have an idea that you're gonna hate, 488 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:24,730 but you're wrong because it is poetic in its justice. 489 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,530 - Hi. - Hi. 490 00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:31,830 I'm here to pick up my husband, the man with amnesia. 491 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,770 Oh. You must be Kate? 492 00:25:33,770 --> 00:25:36,240 Dr. Fletcher was so excited to get your call. 493 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240 We all were. 494 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,140 I'll go get him. 495 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,840 Almost forgot. Here's everything he had with him. 496 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,850 Thank you. 497 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,850 Wait, okay, you're just nervous. 498 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:57,990 Yeah, really nervous. 499 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,230 This is crazy and probably illegal. 500 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:04,230 Kate, come on. Where are you going? 501 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,260 Look, do you wanna get evicted? 502 00:26:06,270 --> 00:26:07,500 Of course not. 503 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,270 Okay, well, then stick to the script. We have a plan. 504 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,070 One month until the test. Bobby will hire him, 505 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,810 and he'll be an extra paycheck, so you have time to study. 506 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:19,010 I barely know the guy. I am not gonna let him move in. 507 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,050 But you're gonna be there, studying. 508 00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:22,010 That's why it's genius. 509 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,880 He'll never have to be alone with the kids. 510 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,950 Come on. 511 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,850 You're doing this for your girls. 512 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,020 I'm doing this for my girls. 513 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:30,990 There you go. 514 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,930 Okay, here, use this. Bobby won't even notice. 515 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:37,090 Good news. 516 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:40,000 Your wife has come to take you home. 517 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,040 Finally. It's about time. 518 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,270 What? Wait. 519 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:48,280 I'm married? 520 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:52,780 Hi, honey. 521 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:59,090 I do not recognize this lady. 522 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:02,390 I was afraid this would happen. 523 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:05,190 Did you bring the materials we talked about? 524 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:10,160 I know this must be very disorienting, 525 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,330 but here's our marriage license. 526 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,200 My name is Leo Sullivan? 527 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,040 Yes. Your great-grandfather... 528 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,210 Your great-great-grandfather, Finbar Sullivan, 529 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:30,920 emigrated from Ireland, to fight for Mexico in the war of 1846. 530 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:36,260 That's gobbledygook! It can't be true. 531 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,360 Honey, we have been married for 15 years. 532 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,900 We have three wonderful daughters. 533 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:48,130 No, there's no way I have children. 534 00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:49,940 And if I did, they'd be sons. 535 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,340 I'm just saying. 536 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:55,980 I have your passport, your birth certificate... 537 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:58,140 Oh... 538 00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,510 Here's a photo from our honeymoon. 539 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:02,120 We went to Reno? 540 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,980 Now I know you're lying. 541 00:28:04,990 --> 00:28:07,290 Leo! Sweetie, stop puzzling. 542 00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:08,150 I'm puzzling. 543 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,220 You and I are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan. 544 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,860 We met in Cancun. 545 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,130 You were a tour guide. 546 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,460 I was working on a cruise ship. 547 00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:20,530 Is any of this ringing a bell? 548 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:22,500 Nope. Nothing. 549 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,100 We dated every time I docked. 550 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:27,140 We would get frozen yogurt 551 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:30,040 and watch the sunset over the Playa Tortugas. 552 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,980 That's where we fell in love. 553 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,080 Sounds like you're a romantic, Leo. 554 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,410 Look, look, look. 555 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:38,280 I admit there are many things I've forgotten, 556 00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:40,390 but from the depths of my soul, 557 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:42,290 I know I'm not married to this woman. 558 00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:46,060 So, unless I see some real proof, 559 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,500 I'm getting a slice of pie at the cafeteria, hmm? 560 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:52,070 Good luck, crazy lady. 561 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,500 Wait, wait. Wait. Honey? 562 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:58,340 I didn't wanna say this, 563 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,340 because I know it embarrasses you. 564 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:05,180 But you have a tattoo of a cartoon mouse on your right butt cheek. 565 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,980 No, I don't. 566 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,390 You're really my wife? 567 00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:22,500 For better or worse, baby. 568 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:53,360 All right, here we are. 569 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,400 I know it doesn't look like much, but it's full of love. 570 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,380 I'm poor? 571 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,980 Yup. 572 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,990 Come on in. 573 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,550 Oh, Dad! 574 00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:24,320 - Daddy! - We missed you so much. 575 00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:27,390 I'm so glad you're okay. 576 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,660 Emily? 577 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,060 Hey. 578 00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:35,130 She's too cool to admit it, 579 00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:38,270 but she was the most worried of all. 580 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:42,040 I'm sorry, I don't recognize any of you. 581 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,340 Oh, come on. 582 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:48,280 Molly, Olivia, Emily, 583 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,220 your three musketeers? 584 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,280 No. 585 00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:55,090 Uh... I've got homework. 586 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:02,560 How come they don't look like me? 587 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,300 Oh, sweetie... 588 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,200 We had trouble getting pregnant, 589 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,170 so we had to use a sperm donor. 590 00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:10,640 I'm sterile? 591 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,640 That doesn't change a thing. 592 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,470 You are still their father. 593 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,580 You've done everything for this family. 594 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:21,180 Taken two, even three jobs. 595 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,420 I work? 596 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,580 How do you think we can pay for all of this? 597 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:28,450 I'm afraid to ask, but what do I do for a living? 598 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,460 Well, before you got laid off, 599 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,490 you were a foreman at the poultry processing plant. 600 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,160 Luckily, Bobby, 601 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,460 my boss's husband, you met bowling, 602 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:39,130 gave you a job at his construction company. 603 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:42,470 It is awful, backbreaking work, I know, 604 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,300 but we are lucky to have it. 605 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,210 I need a drink. Lots of them. 606 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:55,350 What? Please don't tell me I'm sober? 607 00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:57,280 You had your three-year chip, 608 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,550 but then you relapsed 609 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:01,650 and you ended up on that beach. 610 00:32:01,650 --> 00:32:06,320 So what is that? Four days? You got four days, honey. 611 00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:08,460 - We're still really proud of you. - Mm-hmm. 612 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,530 I see. 613 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:13,230 No alcohol. Whatsoever. 614 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,470 Nada. 615 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,640 I need to use the restroom. 616 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,670 I assume it's that room over there with the toilet. 617 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:23,940 Look at you, babe. It's all coming back! 618 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,310 Boop. 619 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,780 I don't like that. 620 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,190 One more. 621 00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:34,690 Boop, boop! 622 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,510 This can't be my life. 623 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:15,160 Honey! 624 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,700 - Hey! - Hi. 625 00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:23,270 Running low on toilet paper. 626 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:25,670 Under the sink! 627 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,770 Of course. 628 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,310 Yes. 629 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,580 Under the sink, of course. 630 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:43,590 Please keep my beloved brother in your prayers 631 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:44,820 as you head back to Mexico. 632 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:47,590 I'm going to stay here until I find him. 633 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,600 Alive or... 634 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,710 Good thoughts, people. Only good thoughts. 635 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,650 I was fat? 636 00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:11,750 Um, yeah. You didn't make the best decisions when you were drinking, honey. 637 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,450 Tomorrow we're going to Goodwill. 638 00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:14,850 Bobby's skinny clothes are not skinny. 639 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:17,590 I assume these Seahawks are some kind of sports team 640 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,320 and I'm a big fan, 641 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:20,590 because most of my clothes 642 00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:22,890 have this God-awful green and blue bird on it. 643 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,700 Football, Dad. It's our thing. 644 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,770 We watch every game together. 645 00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:29,630 Even when I haven't done my homework. 646 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,200 Hey. Everyone does their homework. 647 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,470 Including me. And right now I've gotta memorize protocols for thoracic surgery. 648 00:34:35,470 --> 00:34:38,380 So, Leo, why don't you get dinner started? 649 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:41,710 What? Cook? Me? Cook? 650 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,720 Sweetheart, I know you had a head injury, 651 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,750 but we made a deal. 652 00:34:47,690 --> 00:34:49,790 While I'm studying for my exam, 653 00:34:49,790 --> 00:34:52,520 you keep the house running. 654 00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:55,330 But I don't even know how to turn on the stove. 655 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:58,660 Oh! Honey, come on. 656 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:01,670 Salad, pasta. There's a jar of sauce in the fridge. 657 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:07,870 Holy cow. 658 00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:10,410 Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, pardon me. 659 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,320 Nothing like an icy cold beer on a warm day. 660 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,850 Mmm, mmm. 661 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:25,290 Yes. 662 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,420 Ugh! 663 00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:53,990 Is this the sauce we always use? 664 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:56,920 It tastes like red nothing. 665 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,760 And how are you supposed to tell when the noodles are done? 666 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,760 Taste one. 667 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,740 Mmm. Mmm. 668 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:16,610 Hot, hot, hot! 669 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,020 When's the maid coming? 670 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,820 As I'm saying this, I fear I'm the maid. 671 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,630 No one cleans like you do, sweetie. 672 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,800 This is awesome. 673 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,200 Honey? 674 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,600 Try not to dilly dally. We're all super hungry. 675 00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:48,910 I like having a dad around. 676 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:51,210 He's not your dad, genius. 677 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,540 You agreed to have a good attitude. 678 00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:55,910 And I'll have a great attitude if you let him babysit, 679 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,780 so I'm not stuck here watching these guys all the time. 680 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:01,450 We went over this. I don't want him to babysit. 681 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:03,790 Why does he only get to do your chores? 682 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:06,760 I wanna go to the pool like every other kid in my class. 683 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,860 I don't care! He's not babysitting. 684 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:09,930 'Cause you think he's a pervert? 685 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:12,700 Of course not! 686 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,030 What's a pervert? 687 00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:16,470 - Nothing. - Then can I have one? 688 00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:19,940 No! He's not babysitting. End of story. 689 00:37:20,810 --> 00:37:22,010 Good night. 690 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:24,450 I never get anything. 691 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:31,520 So, is this where the magic happens? 692 00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:35,820 You don't even remember who I am, 693 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,690 and you still wanna have sex with me? 694 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,690 Yes. Very much. 695 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,730 So, basically, 696 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:46,530 you wanna have sex with a complete stranger? 697 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,670 Yes. Very much. 698 00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:50,600 All right, big boy. 699 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,740 You know the rules. 700 00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:56,040 What? Hey, wait, wait, wait. 701 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,650 I'm not sleeping with you? 702 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:01,950 You need 30 days clean and sober. 703 00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:05,590 You and your sponsor came up with that. It was your idea, not mine. 704 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,750 What are you saying? 705 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,520 - Boop! - You're gonna make me sleep on the couch? 706 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:12,990 Nope. We tried that last time 707 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:15,090 and you ended up in the liquor cabinet. 708 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,800 So, where am I sleeping? 709 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:23,470 Here you go. 710 00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:26,010 You have a cot and everything. 711 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,010 All right, 712 00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:32,040 so I'm gonna lock up the house for the night. 713 00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:34,620 If you need to use the bathroom, 714 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,020 here you go. 715 00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:40,650 I'm a nobody. 716 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,690 A poor, sterile, drunk nobody, 717 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,560 who has to pee in a bottle. 718 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,730 But you're my nobody. 719 00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:53,330 All right, Bobby's picking you up in the morning, bright and early. 720 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,030 So you need to get some rest, okay? 721 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,640 Oh, and watch out for bears. 722 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:44,050 What is that noise?! 723 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:56,130 Buenos dias. 724 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,970 - Nice shirt. - Thank you. 725 00:40:00,970 --> 00:40:02,930 Yeah, don't spill on it. 726 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:04,840 It's a classic and everything. 727 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,040 Seriously, they're hard to find. 728 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:15,650 Okay, everybody. 729 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:16,850 This is Leo. 730 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:18,850 Burro. Burrito. 731 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,890 Vito, because he loves The Godfather. 732 00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:22,250 This is my worthless nephew, Jason. 733 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:25,020 We call him Lucky, because he's lucky to have a job. 734 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:27,960 And 'cause I got hit by lightning. Twice. For real. 735 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,160 I shouldn't even be here. 736 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,160 Yeah. Gordo was like, "Whoa, shit!" 737 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,870 Bro, you don't get to call me that, okay? 738 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:36,170 And don't be so cocky. I used to look just like you. 739 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:38,770 The hair, the abs, the little bedroom eyes. 740 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,840 You definitely don't get to call me that. 741 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,850 You gotta work for me at least six months, okay? 742 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:43,940 Welcome, man. 743 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,480 Damn, you got some soft hands. 744 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,940 What've you been doing? 745 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,110 Back off -- poor guy's got amnesia. 746 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,530 I know what he's been doing. Working at a nail salon. 747 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:58,620 Those are some real lady hands. 748 00:40:59,930 --> 00:41:01,730 Come on, we got a pool to dig. Let's go. 749 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,160 Hey. 750 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,070 Listen, I'm pretty sure I've never worked construction. 751 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:13,810 So, I might be more suited for running errands, 752 00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:15,810 or maybe some light office work. 753 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,770 I could be the guy who gets the muffins. 754 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:19,180 Look, I got your back, all right? 755 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:21,480 - I'll go easy on you. - Good. 756 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,880 Great. 757 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,160 Yo! 758 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,160 Any of this jogging your memory, Lady Hands? 759 00:41:35,490 --> 00:41:36,950 A little bit? 760 00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:40,160 After this I got a real easy job for you. 761 00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:41,930 No, I'm just kidding, bro. 762 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:48,340 I wish I could've brought his body home, but... 763 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,670 ...the shark did too much damage. 764 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:59,140 Why does my son smell like meat? 765 00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:01,120 Uh... 766 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:04,060 Because, in the end... 767 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,230 that's what we all are... 768 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:07,860 Hamburger. 769 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:11,320 You'll be throwing me on the grill soon enough. 770 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,450 - Oh, my God! - Don't say that! 771 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:15,700 No, no, no. 772 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:17,910 The new antibiotic's going to work. 773 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:21,750 I know this is an emotional time, 774 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:23,870 but perhaps we should talk about 775 00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:25,830 the future of the company. 776 00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:27,750 There's nothing to talk about. 777 00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:29,210 When I'm in the ground, 778 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,300 you're in charge. 779 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:33,920 I'm humbled, Papi. 780 00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:37,050 Look at you -- the crown you always dreamed of. 781 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:38,550 That's what you wanted, right? 782 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600 Yes. 783 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,810 But not like this. 784 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,600 Not like this. 785 00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:56,840 - Coffee. - Yes. 786 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,080 Thank you. 787 00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,080 You're welcome. 788 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,010 Look at this guy. 789 00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:03,950 He's got it all dialed in, with his espresso machine 790 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:05,320 and that sweet little peach. 791 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,890 That's gonna be me one day. 792 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,820 You can come over whenever you want, bro. 793 00:43:13,030 --> 00:43:15,430 Hey, guys? 794 00:43:15,430 --> 00:43:19,160 Can I get you to haul the dirt on the other side of the house? 795 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,600 I know it's longer, 796 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,600 but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning. 797 00:43:22,624 --> 00:43:24,350 Sorry, mister. I don't speak English. 798 00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:26,400 - Right. - No speak English. 799 00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:29,170 Sorry. I will talk to Bobby. 800 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:30,180 Si. Bobby. 801 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:34,910 I love doing that. 802 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,710 What happened, Lady Hands? 803 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,710 Lose your memory and your muscles? 804 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,630 Come on! 805 00:43:56,510 --> 00:43:57,510 With gusto, buddy. 806 00:44:07,850 --> 00:44:09,390 Lady Hands, do it like a man! 807 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,060 Go for it, dude! 808 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:21,490 Do it again! I need to film that! 809 00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:27,790 He flipped like a monkey! 810 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,440 Remember, when you're washing the jersey, cold water. 811 00:44:39,450 --> 00:44:42,350 You listen. Gentle cycle. Okay? 812 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,150 Bueno. 813 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:49,050 Hey, respecting the wash instructions 814 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:51,990 is the best way to respect the team. 815 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,860 And no reds, they tend to bleed! 816 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:03,140 Tortured, tired, thirsty. 817 00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:08,970 Hi, honey! How was your first day? 818 00:45:08,970 --> 00:45:10,440 Terrible. My body. 819 00:45:11,410 --> 00:45:15,280 Pain. Every. Part. 820 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,980 Oh. 821 00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,480 I was in the car... 822 00:45:22,450 --> 00:45:25,090 And I said, "What?" 823 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:26,390 Do we need to take him to the hospital? 824 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,160 - I said, "Bobby..." - No, no, no. No. 825 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,530 He is fine. He just needs some rest. 826 00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:32,500 Rest. Rest. 827 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,200 Oh, that's right. 828 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,300 Dirt is... 829 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,400 You know what? Why don't you take a few minutes, 830 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,240 before you get started on all the things you have to do tonight? 831 00:45:42,370 --> 00:45:45,310 What? There's more? 832 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:48,210 I know you're having trouble remembering, 833 00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:50,150 so I made you a list. 834 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:51,280 No, no, no. 835 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,050 It's physically impossible for me to get off this couch. 836 00:45:55,050 --> 00:45:57,320 I mean, my legs are no longer functioning. 837 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,260 Look. Look. 838 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:01,460 I want, but I can't. 839 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,360 And even if I could move... 840 00:46:05,370 --> 00:46:09,170 I wouldn't want to do any of the vile things on this list. 841 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,140 There's a couple more on the back, too. 842 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:36,360 I know that guy. How do I know that guy? 843 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,530 Hey. Do you work at Jiffy Lube? 844 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,170 God, I hope not. 845 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,070 This is gonna drive me crazy. 846 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,430 Is this new sauce? It tastes different. 847 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,400 Yeah. I added a few things. 848 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,500 Some chopped onion, a little red pepper 849 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,140 and a pinch of something called cumin. 850 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:25,110 I couldn't bear another bowl of that tasteless slop. 851 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:27,010 I like it. I like it a lot. 852 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:28,510 It's better, right? 853 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,120 I don't know. 854 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,420 I feel like we've been having pasta too much. 855 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:34,520 Maybe you should mix it up a little. 856 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:38,250 Okay, I'm gonna take mine up to study. 857 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:41,560 Hey, after you clean the kitchen, don't forget, it's garbage day. 858 00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:51,440 It's entirely clear to me now why I blocked out my life, Fiona. 859 00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:54,610 It's a hideous existence. 860 00:47:58,610 --> 00:48:00,510 Good night, you guys. I love you. 861 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:02,050 - Good night, Mom. - Love you. 862 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,120 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Aren't you exhausted? 863 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,560 Who would use exhaustion as an excuse to not make love? 864 00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:15,490 Everybody. 865 00:48:16,530 --> 00:48:21,370 To the shed. I know. I know. It's hard for me, too. 866 00:48:21,370 --> 00:48:22,570 Nice work today. 867 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,620 Turn it off! Turn it off! 868 00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:47,960 Turn it off! 869 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,550 Turn that thing off! 870 00:48:49,590 --> 00:48:51,220 You're spraying me! 871 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,230 Yo, I'm gonna post this on my Snapchat. 872 00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:56,200 I'm gonna make you a little beaver, bro. 873 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,930 How come we always get the shit jobs? 874 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,940 Because you're unskilled laborers! 875 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:02,240 Land of the free, no land of the free lunch. 876 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,690 Let's get it done! 877 00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:11,310 Okay. You are a genius. 878 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,250 I got seven hours of sleep last night, 879 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,650 and guess what he's making for dinner? 880 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:18,250 Chicken skewers, coconut rice. 881 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,660 Aw, I want a fake husband. 882 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:22,560 Thank you. Thank you. 883 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,360 I got more studying done this week than I have in months. 884 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,700 Maybe next time I ask you to commit a crime, 885 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,240 you won't fight me on it. 886 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,300 ...and I don't know, 887 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:32,720 I feel like... 888 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,550 I'm stuck in a life that isn't mine. 889 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,060 I mean... 890 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,810 look at this guy with his mansion 891 00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:41,730 and his view of the ocean. 892 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:45,150 I feel like that should be my life. 893 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:49,820 Yeah, you should be living like Bill Gates or Carlos Slim 894 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:52,530 with a big house and a private jet. 895 00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:55,160 Me too, man. 896 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,830 That's why I play the lottery. 897 00:49:56,870 --> 00:50:02,750 Every Friday at the same time, I buy the same numbers. 898 00:50:02,790 --> 00:50:05,750 12 - 21 - 45 My lucky numbers. 899 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:09,090 The day the Godfather got shot buying oranges. 900 00:50:09,130 --> 00:50:11,260 Those numbers are really working for you! 901 00:50:12,670 --> 00:50:14,260 You don't understand. 902 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:19,720 I feel like something's profoundly wrong. 903 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,980 Sometimes I look at my wife and... 904 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:24,100 I have no idea who this person is. 905 00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:25,650 Tell me about it. 906 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,980 You should've seen Sonia in high school. 907 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,360 She was smokin' hot. 908 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,740 Now I barely recognize her. 909 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,030 She got really ugly. 910 00:50:35,070 --> 00:50:36,910 Trust me, she's disappointed too. 911 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,740 He's one to talk. 912 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:41,040 No, I'm serious. 913 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,410 I don't feel like we're really husband and wife. 914 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:48,130 We haven't had sex in I don't know how long. 915 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,880 Really, I have no idea. 916 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,260 You know the last time I had sex with my wife? 917 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,670 Nine months before my daughter was born. 918 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,550 She just turned three. 919 00:50:56,590 --> 00:50:58,550 - Quick, move away. - He's looking at us! 920 00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:00,760 Bro, you're lucky you have amnesia. 921 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,290 I remember when I thought my nephew 922 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,690 was actually gonna do something with his life. 923 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:05,230 Music is something. I'm an artist. 924 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,350 Yeah, an "artist". 925 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:07,730 You're sleeping on my couch, bro. 926 00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:08,630 Yeah, well, that tune's gonna change 927 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,630 when I thank you at the Grammys, Gordo. 928 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,740 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 929 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,340 You better pick it up, dawg. You know what I'm saying? 930 00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:16,870 'Cause the Diaz metabolism slows down around 30. 931 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,080 See this right here? 932 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,700 It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg. 933 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,856 Come on, let's go. 934 00:51:21,872 --> 00:51:22,950 I got some work I don't feel like doing. 935 00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:24,320 Why do you even wear that hard hat, man? 936 00:51:24,336 --> 00:51:25,910 Kiss my ass! 937 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,960 You know I can take you! 938 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,800 The thing is, the thing is... 939 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,090 I feel like I'm just a paycheck. 940 00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:36,720 Lady Hands... 941 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,220 that's what you are. 942 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,510 But not a very good one. 943 00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:44,020 Pathetic. 944 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,560 We all feel this way, man. 945 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,060 - Really! - Absolutely. 946 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:49,520 - All of you? - All of us. 947 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,150 Welcome to the club. 948 00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:53,440 Listen, Lady Hands, you're blessed. 949 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,490 You got a decent job. 950 00:51:56,740 --> 00:52:00,280 A wife who puts up with your crap. Three beautiful, healthy girls. 951 00:52:00,570 --> 00:52:01,830 Will you wake me when he's done? 952 00:52:01,870 --> 00:52:03,080 Don't be a jerk. 953 00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,790 Know what Don Corleone would say to you? 954 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:13,250 He'd say: "Act like a man." 955 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,590 "Act like a man." 956 00:52:15,630 --> 00:52:17,880 And then he'd slap you. Do I need to slap you? 957 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,640 No. I got it, I got it. 958 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,810 Well, then... 959 00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:22,910 Act like a man. 960 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:31,650 Act like a man! 961 00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:40,920 - See you tomorrow, Bobby. - Okay, brother. 962 00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:43,730 Hey, remember, don't tell Theresa about the chicken parm. 963 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,350 Hey. 964 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,520 Hey. 965 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,820 I got you something. 966 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:08,760 Frozen yogurt. 967 00:53:09,950 --> 00:53:12,460 Like the old days on the Playa. 968 00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:14,460 - What? - On the Playa Tortugas. 969 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,630 Oh, oh. 970 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:20,600 Right. Yeah, the sunsets. 971 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,600 - Yeah. - Yes. Good times. 972 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,200 I couldn't remember which flavors we liked, 973 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,040 so I got an assortment. 974 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,410 Thanks. This was 975 00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:32,940 really nice of you. 976 00:53:32,950 --> 00:53:36,480 I know I haven't been the easiest to live with lately, 977 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:40,650 but I'm gonna try a little harder. 978 00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:44,920 I can't promise a lot harder, but maybe I'll surprise myself. 979 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,760 Well, keep doing this. 980 00:53:49,890 --> 00:53:52,530 Maybe next time, bring some toppings. 981 00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:56,530 Mmm. 982 00:53:56,530 --> 00:53:58,540 Mango. I love mango. 983 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,770 Have I always loved mango? 984 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:03,940 As long as I've known you. 985 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,410 Ah, yes. 986 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,950 When we were young 987 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:11,020 and couldn't keep our hands off each other. 988 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,560 No. 989 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,690 Okay. 990 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,890 Well... I'll be in my shed. 991 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:25,600 Trying to have a good attitude. 992 00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:27,830 Just me and the spiders. 993 00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:29,670 Oh. 994 00:54:31,270 --> 00:54:32,670 Forgot my bathroom. 995 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,450 Whew. Whew! 996 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:46,740 I'm having a hard time, Papi. 997 00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:48,780 Remember when I went to New York 998 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,370 to try to be a concert cellist? 999 00:54:51,410 --> 00:54:53,830 You were furious and cut me off. 1000 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,630 And I've forgiven you. 1001 00:54:58,290 --> 00:54:59,500 Mostly. 1002 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:02,710 But Leonardo was there for me. 1003 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,720 He flew to New York and... 1004 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,260 helped me decorate my apartment. 1005 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:10,430 He was the only one who believed in my talent. 1006 00:55:10,470 --> 00:55:11,930 Always. 1007 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,520 His death was very sudden... 1008 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,770 and Magda's been so vague about the details... 1009 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:26,690 I'm calling to get a death certificate for Leonardo Montenegro. 1010 00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:29,030 He died a couple of weeks ago in a shark attack. 1011 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,770 Yes. An attack by a shark fish? 1012 00:55:34,770 --> 00:55:36,570 I think I'm saying that correctly. 1013 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,790 Oh my God, how much do these things weigh? 1014 00:55:39,830 --> 00:55:41,170 90 pounds. 1015 00:55:41,210 --> 00:55:42,840 It's cruel. 1016 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,340 They should make it so an actual human being can carry them. 1017 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,680 Probably save like 3 cents a bag this way. 1018 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,820 Montenegro. 1019 00:55:52,010 --> 00:55:53,520 Greedy bastards. 1020 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,180 Hey, it's payday. 1021 00:55:56,850 --> 00:55:58,060 About time. 1022 00:55:58,310 --> 00:55:59,090 Burro. 1023 00:55:59,830 --> 00:56:00,770 Burrito. 1024 00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:01,650 Thank you, boss. 1025 00:56:01,690 --> 00:56:03,230 Here you go, Leo. 1026 00:56:03,270 --> 00:56:05,530 And the client wats us to leave early so he can... 1027 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:07,570 get a massage or count his money or something. 1028 00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:10,280 Hey! Hey! 1029 00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:11,740 Watch out! 1030 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,790 What're you staring at? 1031 00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:19,460 It can't be, but this feels like the first paycheck I ever got. 1032 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,960 Don't lose it, Lady Hands. 1033 00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:24,980 - Thanks, Bobby. - You got it, bro. 1034 00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:27,850 - All right. - Hey! 1035 00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,050 - Hey! - Hey, sweetie! 1036 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:30,060 Bueno. 1037 00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:32,820 Oi, remember Hasselbeck. 1038 00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:35,560 He's way more mobile than people give him credit for. 1039 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,930 Hey. 1040 00:56:38,930 --> 00:56:42,640 - Why aren't you riding? - It's no fun with training wheels. 1041 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:46,970 I never taught you to ride a bike? 1042 00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:49,970 It's okay. Some dads can't be around that much. 1043 00:56:49,970 --> 00:56:51,580 No, it's not okay. 1044 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:55,850 I'm gonna fix this. Right now. 1045 00:56:55,850 --> 00:56:57,580 Let me just put this away. Okay? 1046 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,650 What are you doing here? 1047 00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:03,820 They got us working bankers' hours today. 1048 00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:04,990 Whatever those are. 1049 00:57:04,990 --> 00:57:08,190 So then it's cool if you watch those guys, 1050 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:09,990 so I can go to the pool? 1051 00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:11,730 Yeah, sure. Why not? 1052 00:57:12,130 --> 00:57:13,170 Thanks, Dad. 1053 00:57:14,830 --> 00:57:17,030 - Hey, Mom. - You're gonna be blown away. 1054 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,700 Modern Senior magazine said my performance stole the show. 1055 00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:25,040 And the Saint Jude wellness newsletter featured me on the cover. 1056 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,110 That certainly justifies leaving me without childcare. 1057 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:29,280 Life's short, Kate. 1058 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,110 You gotta do what makes you happy. 1059 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,310 I don't wanna have regrets 1060 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,890 just because I didn't do what I wanted to do. 1061 00:57:34,890 --> 00:57:36,190 You'll understand someday, honey. 1062 00:57:36,190 --> 00:57:37,990 Shit! I gotta go, Mom. 1063 00:57:37,990 --> 00:57:39,760 Everyone's looking. 1064 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,860 I don't care! 1065 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:45,160 I asked you for one month, just watch your sisters. 1066 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,900 And we don't even know anything about this guy. 1067 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,200 Whose fault is that? I didn't bring him into the house. 1068 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,830 That's not the point. 1069 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840 And I'll tell you why in two minutes. 1070 00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:02,950 We're not done talking about this! 1071 00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:05,480 And because of you, their pizza was cold 1072 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,280 and they gave me a lousy tip. 1073 00:58:07,290 --> 00:58:10,260 Maybe you got a bad tip because you run like a duck. 1074 00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:13,860 You better hope everything's okay. 1075 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,230 I hate this. I hate this whole thing. It's so stupid. 1076 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,070 I love the Seahawks! 1077 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:26,040 Our team just ran the ball to the finish line. 1078 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,200 The end zone. We've been over this. 1079 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:29,840 Oh, right. Touchdown. 1080 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,270 It's coming back slowly. 1081 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,040 See, Mom, everything's fine. No one died. 1082 00:58:35,050 --> 00:58:38,950 Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys to help me fix that leak in the roof. 1083 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,820 And you unpacked the boxes? 1084 00:58:41,820 --> 00:58:44,920 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I found these pillows. 1085 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,020 The couch needed a splash of color. 1086 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,130 What? 1087 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:53,730 "Little by little, the bird builds its nest." It's French. 1088 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,240 Wait. I speak French. 1089 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:58,840 Why do I speak French? 1090 00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,240 Uh... 1091 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,910 Well, you were a tour guide, 1092 00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:08,910 and it's well-known that Parisians love Cancun. 1093 00:59:08,910 --> 00:59:13,190 For it's chips and salsa and its flamenco dancers. 1094 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,020 Thanks for humiliating me for nothing. 1095 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:22,090 Hey! Hey, we had a deal, and you didn't stick to it. 1096 00:59:22,090 --> 00:59:23,090 You're grounded. 1097 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,360 Who cares? I'm basically a prisoner here anyway! 1098 00:59:26,370 --> 00:59:28,870 - For a week! - Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey. 1099 00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:31,900 Can I talk to you for a sec? 1100 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,240 Okay, listen, you remember what it's like to be 13. 1101 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,840 I don't, but you probably do. 1102 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,240 What are you getting at? 1103 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,910 And no phone! 1104 00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:44,880 Hey, hey, I just think maybe you're being... 1105 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,020 I don't know, a little hard on her. 1106 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:49,120 Don't tell me how to raise my kids. 1107 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,120 "Your kids"? 1108 00:59:51,860 --> 00:59:53,090 "Your kids"? 1109 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,220 Hey. Listen. 1110 00:59:54,230 --> 00:59:57,830 Just because those girls were not conceived with my seed, 1111 00:59:57,830 --> 01:00:00,230 doesn't make me any less their father or a man. 1112 01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:01,300 Of course not. I just... 1113 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,270 I'm not done. 1114 01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:06,970 All I do is work and work and slave for this family. 1115 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:09,100 I may not have put us in the lap of luxury, 1116 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:10,780 but I'm a provider. 1117 01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:14,040 What you said was a low blow. 1118 01:00:14,050 --> 01:00:18,280 An unfair and hurtful low blow. 1119 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,190 - Honey, I... - Low blow. 1120 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,920 I need some air. 1121 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:26,830 Leo! 1122 01:00:29,430 --> 01:00:31,030 Right after I check the score. 1123 01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:33,300 And it is good! 1124 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,870 - We lost. - A stunning win for Arizona. 1125 01:00:37,870 --> 01:00:39,070 I hope you're happy. 1126 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,940 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 1127 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:45,010 And not because I don't remember, hmm? 1128 01:00:45,010 --> 01:00:47,080 Because I don't know. 1129 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,450 My name is Leo and I'm an alcoholic. 1130 01:00:55,450 --> 01:00:57,220 Hi, Leo. 1131 01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,090 To be honest, I don't really remember my drinking days. 1132 01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,960 - Yep. - Been there. 1133 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,930 I got in a fight with my wife tonight. 1134 01:01:04,930 --> 01:01:07,970 I stood outside a bar for 20 minutes. 1135 01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:12,970 I came this close. This... 1136 01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:17,340 But here I am. 1137 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:20,110 - Keep coming back. - One day at a time. 1138 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:23,980 ♪ Bloody stools Bloody stools, bloody stools 1139 01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:26,990 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪ 1140 01:01:29,090 --> 01:01:30,690 Holy shit! 1141 01:01:36,230 --> 01:01:39,130 Leonardo Montenegro. 1142 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:42,530 Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in your district several weeks ago. 1143 01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:43,670 Sorry, ma'am. 1144 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:46,240 Haven't had a shark attack around here in four years. 1145 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,300 Really? 1146 01:01:47,310 --> 01:01:50,040 Don't you have to check with other police stations? 1147 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,470 Lady, I promise you, 1148 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,480 if anyone's gonna hear about a shark attack, 1149 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,950 it's gonna be me. 1150 01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:57,180 Good luck to you. 1151 01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,120 Hmm. 1152 01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:06,020 - Hey. - Hey. 1153 01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:07,990 Um... 1154 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:10,000 Sorry about tonight. 1155 01:02:11,030 --> 01:02:12,360 I'm the one who should apologize. 1156 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:16,430 No, I really need to keep my side of the street clean 1157 01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:20,040 and, you know, cultivate an attitude of gratitude. 1158 01:02:21,470 --> 01:02:26,010 I overreacted. I talked to Emily and ungrounded her. 1159 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:28,350 I'm just so stressed out about this test. 1160 01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:31,010 Well, you've been working so hard and... 1161 01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:33,280 I got it. 1162 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,190 And I've been thinking how I can help. 1163 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:38,150 So I talked to Theresa 1164 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,390 and she's okay with me picking up a few of your shifts. 1165 01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:44,160 - Really? You'd do that for me? - Yeah. 1166 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,260 I'm not being selfless. 1167 01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:47,330 I'm just thinking of myself less. 1168 01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:50,200 You like it with milk, right? 1169 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,340 And a little sugar. 1170 01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:56,270 Oh, and I'll take the kids all day Sunday so you can study. 1171 01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:57,480 By yourself? I can't let... 1172 01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:02,210 Actually, that would be amazing. 1173 01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:04,080 Great. 1174 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,320 I was also thinking that I should... Oh! Ah! 1175 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,220 Sharp knife. Blood. Blood. Lots of blood. 1176 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:10,220 - I do not like blood. - All right. 1177 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,350 All right, take it easy. You're okay. 1178 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,090 - Let me see, let me see. - Help. 1179 01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:15,430 I'm just gonna wash it off. 1180 01:03:15,430 --> 01:03:17,360 Feeling queasy. Gonna faint. 1181 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,560 No. You're not gonna faint. 1182 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,130 - I'm fainting. - No. 1183 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,160 The room is spinning. 1184 01:03:21,170 --> 01:03:23,630 All right, let's just sit you down over here. 1185 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,540 How bad is it? 1186 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,500 Should I go to the hospital? Do I need a tourniquet? 1187 01:03:27,510 --> 01:03:30,370 Relax. You are with a trained professional. 1188 01:03:30,370 --> 01:03:32,110 - Do I need stitches? - No. 1189 01:03:32,110 --> 01:03:34,250 Please help me. I'm bleeding to death. 1190 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,610 Oh, God! It's really deep. 1191 01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:39,120 What the hell are you doing? 1192 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,120 Cleaning the cut. My God, you're such a baby! 1193 01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:44,350 I got this. 1194 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,060 I took a whole class on it. 1195 01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,160 Dressing wounds? 1196 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,360 Dealing with hysterical patients. 1197 01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:54,300 All right. 1198 01:03:55,270 --> 01:03:56,270 Okay. 1199 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,240 There. 1200 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,010 You have very good bedside manner. 1201 01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,410 - You think so? - Yeah. 1202 01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:14,350 Sometimes I worry about that. 1203 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,450 No. No, you're a natural. 1204 01:04:19,090 --> 01:04:23,060 All right. There you go. Good as new. 1205 01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:32,270 Well, um... 1206 01:04:33,410 --> 01:04:35,540 I guess I'll let you study. 1207 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,510 Thanks for taking such good care of me. 1208 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:44,280 Okay. 1209 01:04:51,390 --> 01:04:52,390 Good night. 1210 01:04:54,190 --> 01:04:55,190 Wait. 1211 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,600 You can sleep inside. Downstairs, on the couch. 1212 01:05:02,230 --> 01:05:04,070 You've made me very happy. 1213 01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:25,880 What happened to Catalina? 1214 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:26,960 She lost the baby. 1215 01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:28,470 She lost it? 1216 01:05:29,630 --> 01:05:31,470 Now Arturo will never marry her. 1217 01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,470 Of course not. Never. 1218 01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:42,710 We'll pick you up after the game, hmm? 1219 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,140 You're welcome! 1220 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,410 Why can't we go swimming? 1221 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:54,520 We're giving your sister a little space. 1222 01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,360 Too much space. 1223 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,730 We're giving her too much space. 1224 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:07,800 Everyone's watching. 1225 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,030 I don't care! 1226 01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:13,370 I don't have to listen to you. You're not even my real dad. 1227 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:16,410 What? Your mother told you? 1228 01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:18,370 Well, I'm still not letting you throw your life away 1229 01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:21,680 for some sex-crazed, curly-haired wolf. 1230 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,580 That boy wants one thing and one thing only. 1231 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,250 He's gay. 1232 01:06:27,490 --> 01:06:29,390 Okay. One different thing. 1233 01:06:31,820 --> 01:06:34,760 What are you doing? Why are you crying? 1234 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,260 Because I'm miserable. 1235 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,700 You are? 1236 01:06:38,330 --> 01:06:39,430 Yeah. 1237 01:06:41,570 --> 01:06:43,770 I was really popular in Portland, 1238 01:06:43,770 --> 01:06:47,500 and here everyone's on group texts that I'm not a part of. 1239 01:06:47,510 --> 01:06:49,610 And there's this boy in my Spanish class that I like, 1240 01:06:49,610 --> 01:06:51,340 but he doesn't know that I exist. 1241 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,810 And he's friends with the lifeguard here and that's... 1242 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,010 Wait, you're taking Spanish? 1243 01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:58,220 Yeah, it's boring. I hate it. 1244 01:06:58,750 --> 01:06:59,850 Muy bien. 1245 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:02,320 Your pronunciation is very natural. 1246 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,550 I mean, you still need to roll the "R's". 1247 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,290 What? 1248 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,690 Say it. 1249 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,790 - You have to... Okay, okay. - Dad! 1250 01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:12,390 How could he not know you exist? 1251 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,770 You're a beautiful, smart, thoughtful young woman. 1252 01:07:15,770 --> 01:07:17,600 He'd be lucky to be your boyfriend. 1253 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,570 But you're way too young for a boyfriend. 1254 01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,040 They'd all be lucky to be your boyfriend. 1255 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,810 Every boy here should beg to be your boyfriend. 1256 01:07:24,810 --> 01:07:28,280 But I forbid it. I forbid it! 1257 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,050 I know I'm all over the map. It's just... 1258 01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:35,390 It's very confusing having a daughter. 1259 01:07:35,390 --> 01:07:39,290 Look. I'm not gonna do anything stupid. All right? 1260 01:07:44,430 --> 01:07:45,480 Go have fun. 1261 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,230 Gracias. 1262 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,610 Blue 52. Hot route left. 1263 01:07:58,610 --> 01:07:59,910 Hut, hut, hike! 1264 01:08:06,850 --> 01:08:08,650 Yes! Yes! 1265 01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:10,620 Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes! 1266 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:13,320 Go! Go! Go! Yes! 1267 01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:17,260 Woo-hoo! 1268 01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:21,530 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1269 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:24,600 - Go team! Yeah, we did it! - That's my daughter. 1270 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:26,310 We know. 1271 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,470 Second touchdown. 1272 01:08:30,570 --> 01:08:31,810 We're winning, actually. 1273 01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:33,310 Yeah, we kicked their butts! 1274 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:36,810 - Thanks for rescuing me. - Ah. 1275 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:38,820 My mind was turning into mush. 1276 01:08:40,780 --> 01:08:42,620 Hey, Molly! 1277 01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:45,350 When did you learn how to ride without training wheels? 1278 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:46,620 Dad taught me. 1279 01:08:48,690 --> 01:08:50,530 She only fell once. 1280 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,700 Faster! Faster! Faster! 1281 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:56,640 Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes! 1282 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,570 Whoo! 1283 01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:01,570 So how do I get rid of the brain freeze? 1284 01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:03,570 - Go like this. - Like this? 1285 01:09:03,570 --> 01:09:05,610 Mmm. 1286 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,750 Are you gonna leave us? 1287 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,780 What do you mean? Of course not. I'm your dad. 1288 01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:15,620 Sometimes dads leave. 1289 01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:18,760 Well, I guess maybe they do, but I'm not going anywhere. 1290 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,760 You're stuck with me. 1291 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,590 Thank you. 1292 01:09:32,770 --> 01:09:35,000 "A. Sudden weight gain. B. Abdominal itch. 1293 01:09:35,010 --> 01:09:37,580 "C. Bloody stools. D. Light..." 1294 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,710 Bloody stools. 1295 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,950 Don't bury me yet. 1296 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,530 Ay, Papa! 1297 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,870 I'm all better. 1298 01:10:07,910 --> 01:10:10,370 Easy, you're still recovering. 1299 01:10:10,410 --> 01:10:12,420 I just peed on my own. 1300 01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:16,420 Can you believe this quack was right? 1301 01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:18,460 I've been right for 30 years. 1302 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:19,920 Papa! 1303 01:10:20,010 --> 01:10:22,220 I'm filled with happiness! 1304 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,260 You can dial it back. You still get the company. 1305 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:29,310 Probably should've given it to you from the start. 1306 01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:32,940 I'm humbled, Papi. 1307 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:38,700 Colin, were you with Magdalena 1308 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,570 when she identified my brother's body? 1309 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,570 No, ma'am, she was quite insistent on handling the matter herself. 1310 01:10:43,570 --> 01:10:45,840 Are you insinuating? 1311 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,540 Should I be insinuating? 1312 01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:48,640 Should I be insinuating? 1313 01:10:48,650 --> 01:10:50,580 And before you answer that, remember I'm Scottish. 1314 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:51,810 I can do this all day long. 1315 01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:56,690 Hey! So, the test? 1316 01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:59,960 There was a couple that I blanked on, but at least it's over. 1317 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,590 Now I don't have to keep up this insane lie. 1318 01:11:02,590 --> 01:11:05,660 Are you sure you don't wanna wait a couple of weeks before you tell him? 1319 01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:07,260 I mean, good help is hard to find. 1320 01:11:07,270 --> 01:11:10,100 Yeah, totally. And the guys are really starting to like him, too. 1321 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:12,540 No. No. Fair is fair. He has paid his debt. 1322 01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:13,900 I have tortured him long enough. 1323 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,070 Okay. 1324 01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:17,610 You're really gonna hate doing your own laundry again. 1325 01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:20,010 Guys... 1326 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:23,510 I feel pretty nervous. 1327 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,750 I think he's gonna freak out. 1328 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,050 Freak out? 1329 01:11:26,050 --> 01:11:28,520 Kate, you're telling a ditch digger he's a billionaire, you know. 1330 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,690 I'm pretty sure he's gonna be okay with it. 1331 01:11:30,690 --> 01:11:31,720 Yeah. 1332 01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:38,000 Hey. 1333 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,860 Uh, I need to talk to you. 1334 01:11:41,870 --> 01:11:44,100 Yeah. What's up? 1335 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:47,540 I have to confess something, and I don't know where to start. 1336 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:49,600 Well, whatever it is, 1337 01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:51,710 I'm sure it's not that big of a deal. 1338 01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:54,610 - It's pretty big. - Yeah? 1339 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:57,480 And this is gonna sound crazy. 1340 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:02,520 Maybe funny-crazy or crazy-crazy. 1341 01:12:03,860 --> 01:12:05,720 But I did something terrible. 1342 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,990 Hold that thought. 1343 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:10,030 Girls! 1344 01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,560 Dinner's ready! 1345 01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:19,800 Yeah. Sit down, please. 1346 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:25,580 - Be careful, it's hot. - It smells so good. 1347 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,110 - I hope it tastes good. - It looks so good. 1348 01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:29,050 Use a spoon. Mmm. 1349 01:12:30,610 --> 01:12:32,650 So... 1350 01:12:32,650 --> 01:12:35,020 What's this awful thing you need to confess? 1351 01:12:37,090 --> 01:12:38,520 I... 1352 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,130 Come on, I'm your husband. You can tell me anything. 1353 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,640 I forgot it's our anniversary. 1354 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:55,940 Really? 1355 01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,140 Today? 1356 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:58,780 Happy anniversary! 1357 01:13:00,140 --> 01:13:02,210 We're going out! 1358 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:44,220 You guys are really good. 1359 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,020 Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle. 1360 01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:57,130 Fifteen years. 1361 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:59,740 A lot of couples don't make it that long. 1362 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,640 Yeah. 1363 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,980 Thanks for sticking with me. 1364 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:08,280 I know I haven't made things easy. 1365 01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:14,680 - It's pretty out here. - Beautiful. 1366 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:21,760 Do you know what it means when a ship honks three times like that? 1367 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,660 Someone told me once, but I forgot. 1368 01:14:26,030 --> 01:14:27,100 Yes, I do. 1369 01:14:28,170 --> 01:14:30,870 It's based on an old, Spanish legend. 1370 01:14:30,870 --> 01:14:32,470 Yeah. 1371 01:14:32,470 --> 01:14:34,900 Very romantic, by the way. 1372 01:14:34,910 --> 01:14:39,170 You see, there was a poor housemaid named Catalina. 1373 01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:44,850 She was very pretty and caught the eye of the colonial governor's son, Arturo. 1374 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:47,250 Okay, wait. You don't remember anything, 1375 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,780 yet you remember this? 1376 01:14:48,790 --> 01:14:51,050 It's a very famous legend. 1377 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,760 So, they fell in love. 1378 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:53,820 Of course. 1379 01:14:53,820 --> 01:14:55,920 But Arturo's father forbade it. 1380 01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:59,500 He couldn't have his only son running around with a commoner. 1381 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:03,870 So, he ordered Arturo to return to Spain, which he did. 1382 01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:06,900 But not before promising Catalina 1383 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:09,170 he'd come back and signal for her 1384 01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:11,940 with three long blasts. 1385 01:15:12,810 --> 01:15:14,840 Just like you heard. 1386 01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:18,950 This sounds suspiciously like one of the shows the kitchen guys watch. 1387 01:15:18,950 --> 01:15:21,080 - I have no idea what you're talking about. - Uh-huh. 1388 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:25,320 Anyway, a year later, everything went as planned. 1389 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,820 She swam out, but the fog was too thick. 1390 01:15:28,830 --> 01:15:31,530 He called out, "Catalina! Catalina!" 1391 01:15:31,530 --> 01:15:34,230 She yelled back, "Arturo! Arturo!" 1392 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:37,100 And with that, he dove into the water. 1393 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,970 They reunited, 1394 01:15:38,970 --> 01:15:41,240 and Catalina, who, up until that point, 1395 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:42,770 had been resisting him 1396 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,710 because of some test she had to study for, 1397 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:49,050 finally let him kiss her. 1398 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:51,150 Hmm. 1399 01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:53,120 Oh. Now I remember. 1400 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,990 Three honks means a boat's about to go in reverse. 1401 01:15:57,790 --> 01:15:58,820 Okay. 1402 01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:01,260 Maybe. Factually. 1403 01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:02,990 But I... 1404 01:16:20,940 --> 01:16:22,780 Was it always this good? 1405 01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:27,320 Every time with you is like the first time. 1406 01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:39,300 Look at this thing. We built it. 1407 01:16:41,070 --> 01:16:43,430 Your first pool, bro. 1408 01:16:43,430 --> 01:16:45,070 Good job. 1409 01:16:45,070 --> 01:16:47,900 Hey, look at you, you got working man hands now. 1410 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,110 Yeah! 1411 01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:51,440 Yes, I do! 1412 01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,320 That's good. 1413 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,220 Take that play, get off the block there by Laken Tomlinson. 1414 01:17:08,230 --> 01:17:11,860 This guy will be a defensive MVP one day, I guarantee you. 1415 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,800 Dad, what's a pervert? 1416 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,400 Um... 1417 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,270 Well, uh... 1418 01:17:20,270 --> 01:17:21,970 When a man 1419 01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:24,410 has a van... 1420 01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:27,340 Kate! 1421 01:17:27,350 --> 01:17:29,080 Molly has a question for you. 1422 01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:32,210 What is taking them so long? 1423 01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:33,450 Would you relax? 1424 01:17:33,450 --> 01:17:36,050 They said they were gonna post the results after 2:00 p.m. 1425 01:17:36,050 --> 01:17:37,150 All right. Halftime. 1426 01:17:37,150 --> 01:17:39,320 I'm getting lunch. 1427 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,360 Oh, wait. Where's my list? 1428 01:17:42,130 --> 01:17:43,190 Here. 1429 01:17:43,190 --> 01:17:45,230 Mmm... Ciao. 1430 01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,100 Wait! Hey, I forgot. 1431 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,900 Honey! 1432 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:54,400 Get coleslaw, okay? And maybe some potato chips. 1433 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,010 Okay, got it. 1434 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:59,040 Write it down. I know you. You're gonna forget. 1435 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,380 And get cookies. I want cookies. 1436 01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:02,850 Cookies. 1437 01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:05,220 Pen. 1438 01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:15,460 Kate! 1439 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:18,330 What's the matter? 1440 01:18:18,330 --> 01:18:21,460 I don't know. I was just wondering 1441 01:18:21,470 --> 01:18:24,970 what the wife on an infertile man would be doing 1442 01:18:24,970 --> 01:18:29,240 with a strip of ribbed, reservoir-tipped Trojans? 1443 01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,140 Okay... 1444 01:18:32,010 --> 01:18:34,710 This is not what you think. 1445 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,140 It's nothing. 1446 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:38,210 Nothing? We made a vow. 1447 01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:41,080 A sacred vow, which I kept, I think. 1448 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,990 And don't assume I didn't have opportunities, 1449 01:18:43,990 --> 01:18:45,150 because I did. 1450 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,430 Lots and lots of them. Probably. 1451 01:18:48,230 --> 01:18:49,390 This is nuts. 1452 01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:51,290 You know what, I'm glad. 1453 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,530 I'm glad you found these, 1454 01:18:52,530 --> 01:18:55,900 because I have been trying to think of a way to tell you this. 1455 01:18:56,230 --> 01:18:57,500 You and I... 1456 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:01,970 We're not really married. 1457 01:19:03,140 --> 01:19:04,740 Have I not made you happy? 1458 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,010 Yes, but that's not the point. 1459 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:09,010 I'm not your wife. 1460 01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:12,180 Those kids in there, they're not your children. 1461 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:13,950 Oh, this again. 1462 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:16,050 Low blow. 1463 01:19:16,050 --> 01:19:17,450 All right, come on. Come on! 1464 01:19:18,090 --> 01:19:20,320 Girls? 1465 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:24,130 Girls, I just told him the truth, and I want you to tell him, too. 1466 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:28,430 Go ahead, tell him. 1467 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,200 Tell him what? 1468 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,470 Tell him he's not your dad. 1469 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,170 But he is our dad? 1470 01:19:35,170 --> 01:19:38,210 No, don't tell him what I told you to tell him. 1471 01:19:38,210 --> 01:19:40,440 Tell him what really happened. Emily? 1472 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:43,080 He got drunk and blacked out on the beach. 1473 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,080 We were really worried. I couldn't sleep. 1474 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,080 No, damn it! Tell him the truth! 1475 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,290 Don't you speak to my three musketeers like that. 1476 01:19:50,020 --> 01:19:51,260 I've had it. 1477 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,490 What do you think you're doing? 1478 01:19:55,490 --> 01:19:57,490 - We like him. - We want to keep him. 1479 01:19:57,490 --> 01:20:00,460 You can't keep him. He doesn't belong to you. 1480 01:20:00,460 --> 01:20:03,500 He didn't belong to you, either, but that didn't stop you. 1481 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:07,100 - You know I have my reasons. - So do we. 1482 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:10,210 Leo, listen. Look, look, look. Those condoms aren't Kate's. 1483 01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:11,240 They're mine. 1484 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,340 Don't cover for her. 1485 01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:15,540 No, I'm not. She's covering for me. 1486 01:20:15,550 --> 01:20:18,510 Yeah. I'm the one sleeping with the customers. 1487 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,050 Really? 1488 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:24,390 I have a problem, Leo. I'm obsessed with sex. 1489 01:20:24,390 --> 01:20:25,520 Come on. 1490 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,820 I'm a sex addict! It's a real thing. 1491 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:29,160 What are you talking about? 1492 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,390 Kate! I confessed. 1493 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:32,190 You don't have to lie for me anymore. 1494 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,830 I can finally get the help I need. 1495 01:20:33,830 --> 01:20:35,530 Now, don't worry. You don't have to tell Bobby. 1496 01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:37,070 I'll tell him. 1497 01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:38,070 Do you hate me? 1498 01:20:40,370 --> 01:20:41,610 Of course not. 1499 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:45,010 I know the flesh is weak. 1500 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:49,310 Hey, one day at a time. Hmm? 1501 01:20:49,310 --> 01:20:50,480 Yeah, one day at a time. 1502 01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:56,320 I'm so sorry I didn't trust you. 1503 01:20:57,490 --> 01:20:59,590 That really scared me. 1504 01:20:59,590 --> 01:21:02,260 It was like my whole life was a lie. 1505 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:03,560 Come on, they're back on the field! 1506 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:06,300 Hey. Second half's about to start. 1507 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,400 Mind doing the sandwich run? 1508 01:21:10,670 --> 01:21:12,300 What are you doing? 1509 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,570 I can't keep this up forever. 1510 01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:16,870 Why not? 1511 01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:19,470 Okay, look, I know your relationship's a little unconventional. 1512 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,480 But whose isn't? You guys are good together. 1513 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,880 Stop fighting it. 1514 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,250 I'll tell you one thing. 1515 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:28,880 Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego is not gonna like being cheated on. 1516 01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:30,520 - Kate! - Shit. 1517 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,520 They told him. 1518 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,230 You passed! You're a nurse! 1519 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,340 Congratulations, Mom! 1520 01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:58,380 - Hike! - Let's do this. 1521 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,260 - Hey, Gordo. - Hey. 1522 01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:09,260 You okay? 1523 01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:11,160 Huh? Oh. 1524 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,500 Yeah, well, you know, I've been better. 1525 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:14,360 Yeah. 1526 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,400 But this is the wake-up call we needed. 1527 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,770 I wasn't as attentive to her needs as I should have been. 1528 01:22:18,770 --> 01:22:21,710 You know, I can be emotionally remote, bro. 1529 01:22:23,410 --> 01:22:25,310 We're starting couples therapy. 1530 01:22:25,310 --> 01:22:26,510 - Oh, good. - Yeah. 1531 01:22:27,550 --> 01:22:30,510 Just, whatever you do, you know, don't... 1532 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:33,220 I'm sorry, take Kate for granted. Because... 1533 01:22:35,390 --> 01:22:38,520 Look, I know we can be a little machista. 1534 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,520 - It's our way. Yeah. - You know? 1535 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,390 But your vulnerability and honesty really touches me. 1536 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,400 You owe me. 1537 01:22:49,770 --> 01:22:51,730 I know. 1538 01:22:51,730 --> 01:22:54,440 Oh, yeah, this is a Christmas card. 1539 01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:55,670 Oh, God, it's cold! 1540 01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:57,570 I got you! 1541 01:22:57,570 --> 01:22:59,710 That's him. The chicken fight guy. 1542 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,360 My God! 1543 01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:16,780 Leonardo, you always supported my musical dreams. 1544 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,250 Like you said, "When God gives you a gift... 1545 01:23:20,290 --> 01:23:22,290 it's your responsibility to use it." 1546 01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:26,210 This is for you. It's Bach. 1547 01:23:30,510 --> 01:23:34,300 It was here, that fateful night... 1548 01:23:34,340 --> 01:23:38,050 when Leonardo bravely fought 1549 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:42,020 the savage shark and perished. 1550 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:44,890 Today, his remais can-- 1551 01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:49,730 Sofia, that's enough. Thank you, my dear. 1552 01:23:49,770 --> 01:23:54,900 Today his remains can join the rest of his body. 1553 01:23:54,950 --> 01:23:59,370 Let's each take a handful of our beloved Leonardo... 1554 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:03,160 and say our final goodbyes. 1555 01:24:03,540 --> 01:24:06,270 Hold the ashes! Sorry, sorry. 1556 01:24:07,380 --> 01:24:08,650 This was taken 20 minutes ago. 1557 01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:10,850 - Leonardo? - What? 1558 01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:12,650 It's Leonardo! 1559 01:24:12,670 --> 01:24:15,180 He's alive! Leonardo's alive! 1560 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:21,850 He's alive! 1561 01:24:24,630 --> 01:24:26,800 Hey, you guys! You guys! 1562 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,760 Before I cut the cake, 1563 01:24:28,770 --> 01:24:31,500 I just want to thank you all for being here. 1564 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:34,370 I could not have passed the test without you all. 1565 01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:36,710 - Nurse Kate! - Nurse Kate! 1566 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:38,240 Especially you, Leo. 1567 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,470 He cooked, he cleaned. 1568 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:43,410 He worked two jobs, he kept me laughing. 1569 01:24:43,410 --> 01:24:44,880 And if you haven't tried the empanadas yet, 1570 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,510 they are delicious. He made them. 1571 01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:47,750 They're gone! 1572 01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:51,390 What, babe? 1573 01:24:51,390 --> 01:24:52,720 They're delicious, bro. 1574 01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,340 Thank you, my love. 1575 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:56,010 You changed my life. 1576 01:24:58,660 --> 01:25:00,300 Wait, wait, wait. 1577 01:25:00,730 --> 01:25:01,800 Wait, wait, wait. 1578 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,400 I want to say something, too. 1579 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,530 I mean, look at this face. 1580 01:25:05,540 --> 01:25:07,100 - Look at this face. - Oh! 1581 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,740 Isn't this the most beautiful face you've ever seen? 1582 01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:11,570 Second. Second most beautiful. 1583 01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:14,810 She's too good for you! 1584 01:25:16,550 --> 01:25:20,890 And also, I don't remember the first time I did this, 1585 01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:24,420 and that doesn't feel right. 1586 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,560 So, Kate, 1587 01:25:28,830 --> 01:25:30,360 will you marry me again? 1588 01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,300 Holy crap. 1589 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:34,700 Yeah. 1590 01:25:35,530 --> 01:25:37,630 Yes! Yes, I will! 1591 01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:39,570 - She said yes! - She said yes! 1592 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,470 That's what I'm talking about, Leo! 1593 01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:43,570 Go, Mom! 1594 01:25:43,570 --> 01:25:45,470 That's what I'm talking about, bro! 1595 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:47,380 That's my boy right there. 1596 01:25:47,380 --> 01:25:49,440 Okay, that's love, baby. 1597 01:25:49,450 --> 01:25:53,480 "'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan, without stopping to explain his conduct, 1598 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:56,450 "'all for one, and one for all. 1599 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:58,720 "'That is our motto, is it not? 1600 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:00,390 "'But still, look here.'" 1601 01:26:43,770 --> 01:26:45,600 Wow. 1602 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:46,970 Whose fancy car is that? 1603 01:26:46,970 --> 01:26:48,540 That's so cool. 1604 01:26:56,290 --> 01:26:59,550 He's been through a lot. Let's not overwhelm him. 1605 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,490 Hey, Papi! 1606 01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:09,560 Sofia! 1607 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:10,660 Hi, Magda! 1608 01:27:10,660 --> 01:27:12,460 Let me just drop this in the house. 1609 01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,530 Hey. 1610 01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:37,890 Papi. 1611 01:27:38,650 --> 01:27:39,660 Sofia. 1612 01:27:40,590 --> 01:27:42,530 Magda. 1613 01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:44,900 Oh, my God, I remember. 1614 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,530 I'm Leonardo Montenegro. 1615 01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:50,830 Kate! 1616 01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,000 I'm cured! 1617 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,700 The doctor said my memory could come back suddenly, 1618 01:27:55,710 --> 01:27:57,510 and he was right. 1619 01:27:57,510 --> 01:28:00,010 I mean, I saw Papi... 1620 01:28:00,010 --> 01:28:02,810 I walked past him into the house and poof! 1621 01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:03,980 It came back! 1622 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:08,020 Honey, ask me anything. 1623 01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,890 Ask me about my childhood in Mexico City. 1624 01:28:10,890 --> 01:28:13,590 About my car collection. 1625 01:28:13,590 --> 01:28:15,020 About my money. 1626 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:17,560 Money. I have money! 1627 01:28:18,630 --> 01:28:21,730 Lots and lots of money. 1628 01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,940 This is the happiest day of my life! 1629 01:28:26,970 --> 01:28:27,970 Wait. 1630 01:28:32,610 --> 01:28:33,950 You're not my wife. 1631 01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:37,580 Why would you make me think... 1632 01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:41,920 Why would you do that to me? 1633 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:47,020 I know why. 1634 01:28:49,590 --> 01:28:54,500 You're that awful carpet cleaner lady who hates me. 1635 01:28:57,170 --> 01:28:58,640 And... 1636 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,770 And these are your kids 1637 01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:04,710 and you made me believe... 1638 01:29:06,910 --> 01:29:07,910 Oh, God. 1639 01:29:09,610 --> 01:29:10,910 Oh, God. 1640 01:29:12,350 --> 01:29:13,850 You tricked me. 1641 01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:16,620 You used me. 1642 01:29:16,990 --> 01:29:18,050 Leo... 1643 01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:19,620 No, no, no. 1644 01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:20,890 My name is not Leo. 1645 01:29:21,790 --> 01:29:22,990 It's Leonardo. 1646 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,860 And I don't belong with you. 1647 01:29:30,870 --> 01:29:32,070 And I don't belong with them. 1648 01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:42,680 I'll get my things. 1649 01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:13,680 There's nothing in there that's mine. 1650 01:30:17,710 --> 01:30:19,120 For what it's worth... 1651 01:30:20,220 --> 01:30:21,750 I'm sorry. 1652 01:30:22,690 --> 01:30:23,720 And... 1653 01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:26,670 And thank you. 1654 01:30:26,790 --> 01:30:28,130 Come on, son. 1655 01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:40,140 Hey. 1656 01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:58,790 Girls. 1657 01:30:58,790 --> 01:30:59,920 Don't go! 1658 01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:02,460 Dad! Dad! Don't go. 1659 01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:05,030 Dad! Dad! 1660 01:31:05,030 --> 01:31:06,060 Dad! 1661 01:31:06,860 --> 01:31:07,900 Dad! 1662 01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:10,030 No! Don't go, don't go! 1663 01:31:10,030 --> 01:31:11,200 Wait, no. 1664 01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:17,640 Daddy! 1665 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,680 Daddy, wait! 1666 01:32:05,790 --> 01:32:07,090 Welcome back, sir. 1667 01:32:07,090 --> 01:32:08,960 Your funeral was lovely, by the way. 1668 01:32:18,270 --> 01:32:21,040 I liked Dad's sauce better. 1669 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:23,100 Sweetie, you know he was never really your dad. 1670 01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:25,070 You should have tried to stop him. 1671 01:32:25,070 --> 01:32:26,880 What was I gonna say? 1672 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,040 I lied to him. I basically kidnapped the man. 1673 01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:33,820 So what? You're obviously totally in love with him. 1674 01:32:34,850 --> 01:32:36,150 What does it matter now? 1675 01:32:36,150 --> 01:32:37,850 He's back to his old life, 1676 01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:41,260 with his servants and supermodels. 1677 01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:43,860 It's over. 1678 01:32:44,930 --> 01:32:48,730 Now finish up, 'cause Grandma can't wait to see ya. 1679 01:32:52,820 --> 01:32:55,280 You've made me very happy. 1680 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,450 My father... 1681 01:32:56,490 --> 01:33:01,530 Leonardo Montenegro, founded the company 100 years ago. 1682 01:33:01,580 --> 01:33:03,200 And now I can retire... 1683 01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,660 knowing my son, 1684 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:08,500 Leonardo Eduardo Gustavo de la Cruz Montenegro y Nieto, 1685 01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:10,380 will lead us into the future. 1686 01:33:11,590 --> 01:33:12,550 What? 1687 01:33:12,590 --> 01:33:14,840 You said I was going to be in charge. 1688 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:16,470 Well... 1689 01:33:16,510 --> 01:33:19,510 Life gave me lemons and I was trying to make lemonade. 1690 01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:21,050 Don't get upset. 1691 01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:22,930 I'm going to need your help. 1692 01:33:22,970 --> 01:33:25,350 This is all new to me. 1693 01:33:25,390 --> 01:33:27,060 But I have some ideas. 1694 01:33:27,100 --> 01:33:29,310 See, he already has ideas. 1695 01:33:29,350 --> 01:33:30,150 For example... 1696 01:33:30,190 --> 01:33:32,980 we should sell 30 pound bags of cement 1697 01:33:33,020 --> 01:33:34,280 in addition to the 90. 1698 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:35,110 Here's why-- 1699 01:33:35,150 --> 01:33:38,280 Do you have any idea how much that would 1700 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,320 increase production cost? 1701 01:33:41,490 --> 01:33:42,950 Ballpark -- 1702 01:33:44,490 --> 01:33:45,950 Three million. A year. 1703 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,750 Have you ever carried a bag of cement? 1704 01:33:49,790 --> 01:33:51,170 They give you a hernia. 1705 01:33:51,210 --> 01:33:53,920 Who cares? 1706 01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:55,800 The people carrying them. 1707 01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:59,010 Are you listening to this nonsense? 1708 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:00,840 Give him time, Magda. 1709 01:34:00,890 --> 01:34:02,890 The cub will become a lion. 1710 01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,810 No, I don't drink. 1711 01:34:10,180 --> 01:34:13,280 Wait, wait. I do drink. 1712 01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:15,350 Fill her up, Colin! 1713 01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:17,990 Yes, that was definitely my recollection, sir. 1714 01:34:17,990 --> 01:34:20,660 - Give me the bottle. - Ah, what was I thinking? 1715 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:42,480 This is horrifying. 1716 01:34:47,050 --> 01:34:48,420 Why is she doing this? 1717 01:34:50,150 --> 01:34:53,220 Because life's short, and you don't wanna have regrets. 1718 01:35:00,060 --> 01:35:01,330 Come on. We're getting Leo. 1719 01:35:01,330 --> 01:35:02,430 Yay! 1720 01:35:02,430 --> 01:35:05,270 Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us. 1721 01:35:05,270 --> 01:35:06,500 Where are you going? 1722 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:08,040 - I'll call you. - Yes, yes, yes! 1723 01:35:10,410 --> 01:35:12,010 Hurry up, we gotta catch him. 1724 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:20,950 Sir, you should have called me. 1725 01:35:20,950 --> 01:35:22,150 I'd have gotten that for you. 1726 01:35:22,150 --> 01:35:24,350 You know, it's funny. 1727 01:35:24,350 --> 01:35:26,450 I've had this boat for 10 years, 1728 01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:29,420 and I don't think I ever stepped foot in here. 1729 01:35:29,430 --> 01:35:31,360 Well, that's because you have people 1730 01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:33,230 to take care of everything for you. 1731 01:35:33,230 --> 01:35:36,500 You know, when I was working construction, 1732 01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:39,270 I hated rich assholes like me. 1733 01:35:39,270 --> 01:35:40,470 Hmm. 1734 01:35:40,470 --> 01:35:43,540 Did you hate me, Colin? You can be honest. 1735 01:35:43,540 --> 01:35:46,210 Well. If I may remind you, sir, 1736 01:35:46,210 --> 01:35:49,410 the reason I got this job was because the last steward was honest. 1737 01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:51,920 Eh. 1738 01:35:53,450 --> 01:35:54,920 Can I confess something? 1739 01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:56,290 Hmm. 1740 01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,320 I'm not exactly sure where I fit in anymore. 1741 01:36:02,260 --> 01:36:03,260 Is that crazy? 1742 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:10,430 Most of us only know the world that we're born into. 1743 01:36:10,430 --> 01:36:14,310 You've had the privilege of seeing life from an entirely different perspective. 1744 01:36:15,110 --> 01:36:17,070 Yeah, I did. 1745 01:36:17,070 --> 01:36:18,340 And it sucked, didn't it? 1746 01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:27,350 What's up, Kate? 1747 01:36:27,350 --> 01:36:29,350 Bobby, we need your boat! 1748 01:36:30,420 --> 01:36:33,120 You hear that? She needs my boat. 1749 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,260 She needs it. 1750 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:41,250 Good morning, Papi. 1751 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:42,510 Morning, son. 1752 01:36:42,550 --> 01:36:43,590 Coffee? 1753 01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:44,760 Yes, thank you. 1754 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,680 Beautiful weather we're having. 1755 01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:48,180 Yes. 1756 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:50,140 What the heck?! 1757 01:36:50,180 --> 01:36:52,100 Why is the sun rising over there? 1758 01:36:53,020 --> 01:36:54,850 Because we're headed back to Oregon. 1759 01:36:54,890 --> 01:36:57,060 What? Why?! 1760 01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:59,520 To be with that con artist? 1761 01:37:00,110 --> 01:37:01,520 Absolutely not! 1762 01:37:01,570 --> 01:37:02,690 I forbid it! 1763 01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:04,150 Papi, wait. 1764 01:37:04,190 --> 01:37:05,150 Let's talk about this. 1765 01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:06,910 No! I'm turning this boat around! 1766 01:37:06,950 --> 01:37:08,870 We're going back to Mexico! 1767 01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:10,530 Papi, listen to me. 1768 01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:12,830 This is ridiculous. 1769 01:37:12,870 --> 01:37:14,040 What's going on? 1770 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,120 I'm stopping your brother 1771 01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:17,750 from throwing his life away 1772 01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:20,250 for some pizza nurse! 1773 01:37:20,290 --> 01:37:23,380 I'm a grown man! I can be with who I want! 1774 01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:25,340 Yes, follow your heart. 1775 01:37:25,380 --> 01:37:27,130 What about the company? 1776 01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:29,510 You have responsibilities. 1777 01:37:29,550 --> 01:37:32,470 For once in your life, do the right thing! 1778 01:37:32,510 --> 01:37:34,270 For the first time, I am! 1779 01:37:34,310 --> 01:37:37,060 I adore this new Leonardo. So romantic. 1780 01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:38,350 I say go for it. 1781 01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:38,940 Right? 1782 01:37:38,980 --> 01:37:41,770 Yes, of course you want him out of the picture. 1783 01:37:41,820 --> 01:37:43,230 Look what I found... 1784 01:37:43,270 --> 01:37:45,570 in something called "The Beachcomber." 1785 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:49,200 "There was hope a Mexico City woman 1786 01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:52,070 "yachting nearby might be his sister." 1787 01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:54,040 That was you. 1788 01:37:54,870 --> 01:37:56,000 What? 1789 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:59,870 You deliberately left Leonardo in that hospital. 1790 01:38:01,210 --> 01:38:02,130 Is this true? 1791 01:38:02,170 --> 01:38:03,210 Of course not. 1792 01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:05,630 That could've been any woman from Mexico City... 1793 01:38:05,670 --> 01:38:07,420 yachting off the Oregon coast. 1794 01:38:07,470 --> 01:38:09,090 Yeah, because there are so many. 1795 01:38:09,130 --> 01:38:11,090 You left him there! 1796 01:38:11,140 --> 01:38:14,010 - To rot! - Please, Papi, you know I would never... 1797 01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:14,600 Quiet! 1798 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:15,600 She's lost her mind! 1799 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:17,520 You're sinister! 1800 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:18,390 Quiet! 1801 01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:19,810 You're a lying goat! 1802 01:38:20,208 --> 01:38:21,330 Three. 1803 01:38:22,176 --> 01:38:24,470 Three! That's Kate! 1804 01:38:25,530 --> 01:38:27,270 That's Kate. 1805 01:38:27,270 --> 01:38:29,340 Leonardo. 1806 01:38:29,340 --> 01:38:31,110 Move away, Captain. 1807 01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:44,350 Arturo! Arturo! 1808 01:38:45,150 --> 01:38:48,490 Catalina! Catalina! 1809 01:38:52,690 --> 01:38:55,630 - They're turning! - Mom! Mom! Mom! 1810 01:38:55,630 --> 01:38:58,200 They're turning around. Why are they turning around? 1811 01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:59,930 - I don't know. - Bobby, do something. 1812 01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,470 No, no, no! 1813 01:39:02,340 --> 01:39:03,400 Papa! 1814 01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:04,860 Don't turn around! 1815 01:39:05,610 --> 01:39:06,690 Open the door! 1816 01:39:06,730 --> 01:39:08,110 Papi, please! 1817 01:39:08,150 --> 01:39:09,070 Let me in! 1818 01:39:09,110 --> 01:39:11,570 No! That woman brainwashed you! 1819 01:39:13,750 --> 01:39:15,550 Come on, come on, we're losing them! 1820 01:39:15,550 --> 01:39:16,720 Can't this thing go any faster? 1821 01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:18,350 No, it's a leisure boat, babe! 1822 01:39:18,350 --> 01:39:19,590 Just admit you overpaid. 1823 01:39:19,590 --> 01:39:20,790 Okay, okay, I overpaid! 1824 01:39:20,790 --> 01:39:22,520 We're never gonna catch them. 1825 01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:23,690 I should have sprung for the 40-footer. 1826 01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:29,400 I'm sorry, Kate. There's nothing I can do. 1827 01:39:43,210 --> 01:39:45,510 I love you, Kate! 1828 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:48,220 I love you, too! 1829 01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:00,460 What's he doing? 1830 01:40:03,630 --> 01:40:06,440 - Oh, my God! - Whoa! That was amazing! 1831 01:40:10,010 --> 01:40:11,260 Man overboard! 1832 01:40:11,370 --> 01:40:12,720 That fool! 1833 01:40:13,130 --> 01:40:14,260 Take the helm! 1834 01:40:17,780 --> 01:40:20,010 - What? Kate! - Mom! 1835 01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:21,350 - Mom! - Kate. 1836 01:40:21,350 --> 01:40:23,280 I'm coming! 1837 01:40:23,290 --> 01:40:26,250 Mom! What are you doing? 1838 01:40:26,260 --> 01:40:28,660 What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy! 1839 01:40:28,660 --> 01:40:29,690 Get the dinghy, bro! 1840 01:40:31,390 --> 01:40:33,730 I never want to be apart from you! 1841 01:40:33,730 --> 01:40:36,230 I'll never let you go again! 1842 01:40:40,270 --> 01:40:41,120 Leonardo! 1843 01:40:41,310 --> 01:40:43,290 If you do this... 1844 01:40:43,330 --> 01:40:44,040 it's over! 1845 01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:45,460 No turning back! 1846 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:46,540 I don't care! 1847 01:40:46,580 --> 01:40:47,790 I love her! 1848 01:40:48,340 --> 01:40:50,380 Never actually been in this thing, bro. 1849 01:40:50,410 --> 01:40:52,010 I'll cut you off! 1850 01:40:52,050 --> 01:40:53,050 I swear! 1851 01:40:53,510 --> 01:40:54,970 So be it! 1852 01:40:55,180 --> 01:40:57,180 You'll be disinherited! 1853 01:40:57,220 --> 01:40:59,550 You won't have a penny to your name! 1854 01:41:01,970 --> 01:41:03,180 Not a penny? 1855 01:41:03,350 --> 01:41:04,560 Nothing! 1856 01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:06,310 You'll be a pauper! 1857 01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:07,850 Wait! Wait! 1858 01:41:08,310 --> 01:41:10,270 Let's not overreact! 1859 01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:11,980 We can work something out! 1860 01:41:12,030 --> 01:41:14,490 What if I keep the Swiss accounts? 1861 01:41:14,530 --> 01:41:15,360 No! 1862 01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:17,440 Mom! What is he doing? 1863 01:41:18,510 --> 01:41:19,710 I don't know! 1864 01:41:19,710 --> 01:41:21,540 I'm negotiating! 1865 01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:23,510 Kate, get in here! You're gonna drown. Come on! 1866 01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:26,410 And don't even think about running Montenegro Industries! 1867 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,500 Leo! 1868 01:41:27,580 --> 01:41:30,000 Your sister will be in charge! 1869 01:41:30,670 --> 01:41:32,420 I'm humbled, Papi. 1870 01:41:32,460 --> 01:41:33,630 Not you. 1871 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:34,840 I'm giving it to Sofia. 1872 01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,510 You left your brother for dead. 1873 01:41:41,050 --> 01:41:42,720 You're firing me? 1874 01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:44,970 You're kicking me out of the family? 1875 01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:46,640 Of course not. 1876 01:41:46,690 --> 01:41:50,690 We're putting you in charge of our charitable division. 1877 01:41:50,730 --> 01:41:52,320 The smelly, poor kids?! 1878 01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:53,570 Yep. 1879 01:41:54,030 --> 01:41:56,240 You're so insensitive! 1880 01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,610 Son, listen carefully. 1881 01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,370 Honey, are you coming? 1882 01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:03,660 This is your last chance. 1883 01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:05,200 What if you give me... 1884 01:42:05,250 --> 01:42:07,500 a generous monthly stipend? 1885 01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:08,540 No! 1886 01:42:08,690 --> 01:42:10,690 This is not how I envisioned this moment. 1887 01:42:10,690 --> 01:42:12,760 I know. I know. 1888 01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:15,500 It's just that most people don't actually 1889 01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:17,560 have to choose between love and money. 1890 01:42:17,570 --> 01:42:19,220 It's not easy. 1891 01:42:19,370 --> 01:42:22,050 How about one lump sum, held in trust-- 1892 01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:23,050 No! 1893 01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:24,930 It's all or nothing! 1894 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:27,730 That's your final offer? 1895 01:42:27,770 --> 01:42:29,270 Final! 1896 01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:33,730 Okay. 1897 01:42:37,850 --> 01:42:40,990 It's easy. I choose you. 1898 01:42:40,990 --> 01:42:43,460 Oye, Leo, you're giving up a lot, dude. 1899 01:42:43,460 --> 01:42:46,430 No one would begrudge you if you wanted to take a few minutes. 1900 01:42:46,430 --> 01:42:47,760 Bobby, would you stay out of this? 1901 01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:48,730 What? I'm just saying! 1902 01:42:48,730 --> 01:42:51,460 Love fades, okay? I mean, it's wonderful. 1903 01:42:51,470 --> 01:42:53,800 But some of the excitement goes away. Now, money... 1904 01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:55,970 Bobby! Shut the hell up! 1905 01:42:55,970 --> 01:42:58,870 - You shut up, babe! - Yeah! Shut the hell up! 1906 01:42:58,870 --> 01:43:00,440 Kate, listen. 1907 01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:03,840 My life was richer when I was poor with you 1908 01:43:03,850 --> 01:43:05,650 than when I had all the money in the world. 1909 01:43:08,950 --> 01:43:10,950 If I jump back in the water, 1910 01:43:10,950 --> 01:43:13,520 will you promise to kiss me this time? 1911 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:14,560 Yes. 1912 01:43:25,330 --> 01:43:28,240 Sir, do you want to adopt me? 1913 01:43:31,210 --> 01:43:32,440 Go, Kate! 1914 01:43:33,580 --> 01:43:35,480 Ay. 1915 01:43:36,290 --> 01:43:37,840 A rich guy with amnesia, 1916 01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:39,920 a big-hearted poor girl, 1917 01:43:39,960 --> 01:43:42,380 a disapproving father, an evil sister... 1918 01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:45,430 Real life is better than a telenovela. 1919 01:43:46,460 --> 01:43:47,760 Go, Mom! 1920 01:43:58,700 --> 01:44:00,770 Lunches are done! 1921 01:44:00,770 --> 01:44:02,670 Bobby's picking me up in five. 1922 01:44:02,670 --> 01:44:04,940 All right. You sure you can pick up the girls from school today? 1923 01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:06,770 - Uh, yeah. - I got it. 1924 01:44:06,780 --> 01:44:08,610 Emily, tell him I'm coming. 1925 01:44:08,610 --> 01:44:09,610 Yes. 1926 01:44:09,610 --> 01:44:11,510 Then I'll drop Olivia at football practice, 1927 01:44:11,510 --> 01:44:12,680 but you have to pick her up. 1928 01:44:13,950 --> 01:44:16,680 - Colin? - Hello again. 1929 01:44:16,690 --> 01:44:18,920 What on Earth? 1930 01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:22,460 Hey, come here. 1931 01:44:22,930 --> 01:44:24,090 What are you doing here? 1932 01:44:24,090 --> 01:44:25,260 I was hoping you might be in the market 1933 01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:28,830 for a top-notch, Scottish nanny with excellent references. 1934 01:44:28,830 --> 01:44:30,600 You know I'd love that, 1935 01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,000 but there's no way we can afford you. 1936 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,000 Well, in fact you can, sir. 1937 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,670 Sofia sent me back with the yacht. 1938 01:44:36,670 --> 01:44:37,600 She wanted to remind you 1939 01:44:37,610 --> 01:44:40,570 it was a birthday present from your father. 1940 01:44:40,580 --> 01:44:43,510 The deed is in your name. It's still yours. 1941 01:44:45,580 --> 01:44:47,780 Oh, my God. 1942 01:44:47,780 --> 01:44:49,620 You mean I can sell it? 1943 01:44:50,650 --> 01:44:51,950 It must be worth a fortune. 1944 01:44:51,950 --> 01:44:53,590 Over 60 million. 1945 01:44:57,630 --> 01:44:58,630 Pesos? 1946 01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,770 God, no, ma'am. Dollars. 1947 01:45:03,630 --> 01:45:04,730 Oh. 1948 01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:23,050 By the power invested in me by the Royal Norwegian Navy, 1949 01:45:23,050 --> 01:45:25,550 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1950 01:45:26,450 --> 01:45:27,860 You may kiss the bride. 1951 01:45:32,330 --> 01:45:34,730 - Go, Mom! - Go, Mom! 1952 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,630 Go, Dad! 1953 01:46:17,910 --> 01:46:19,010 Okay. 1954 01:46:19,010 --> 01:46:21,170 Before I toast the happy couple, 1955 01:46:21,180 --> 01:46:23,680 let me just dispel a few rumors 1956 01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:24,810 that have been floating around 1957 01:46:24,810 --> 01:46:26,910 about me being cheated on. 1958 01:46:26,920 --> 01:46:30,920 Never happened. Okay? Not once, not ever. 1959 01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:33,860 There's just so much I wanna say. 1960 01:46:34,390 --> 01:46:35,960 But I'm not a poet. 1961 01:46:36,730 --> 01:46:38,930 I don't have words. 1962 01:46:38,930 --> 01:46:40,520 I have music. 1963 01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:44,020 I'm very happy for Leonardo. 1964 01:46:44,070 --> 01:46:48,150 You are very happy for Leonardo. 1965 01:46:48,190 --> 01:46:50,990 She is very happy for Leonardo. 1966 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:54,840 I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate with you. 1967 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:57,980 But I'm here in the Philippines, 1968 01:46:57,980 --> 01:47:01,780 spearheading the Montenegros' Children's Education Initiative, 1969 01:47:01,780 --> 01:47:05,220 and, oh, I've been here helping these kids 1970 01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:09,860 have a happier, better life, and they adore me. 1971 01:47:09,860 --> 01:47:12,090 - Right? - No. 1972 01:47:12,090 --> 01:47:13,230 When we first met, 1973 01:47:13,230 --> 01:47:15,260 I was the catch. Okay? 1974 01:47:15,260 --> 01:47:17,230 I was the football player. 1975 01:47:17,230 --> 01:47:18,970 I was the quarterback, all right? 1976 01:47:18,970 --> 01:47:20,430 She didn't even make cheerleader. 1977 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:22,100 She was on the spirit squad. 1978 01:47:22,100 --> 01:47:23,770 When I look at Leo... 1979 01:47:24,910 --> 01:47:26,180 When I look at Kate... 1980 01:47:29,150 --> 01:47:30,150 When I look at Leo and Kate... 1981 01:47:31,490 --> 01:47:32,700 The words of Vito Corleone. 1982 01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:36,870 A wise man. A man of intelligence. 1983 01:47:36,910 --> 01:47:40,370 Sure, he killed many people. 1984 01:47:40,410 --> 01:47:43,750 But always for work... never for pleasure. 1985 01:47:44,090 --> 01:47:47,030 Right now, I'm backstage 1986 01:47:47,030 --> 01:47:48,960 at the Golden Pond Retirement Home, 1987 01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:51,000 about five minutes from curtain. 1988 01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:53,300 I'm playing Hodel in Fiddler on the Roof. 1989 01:47:53,300 --> 01:47:55,680 And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance. 1990 01:47:55,770 --> 01:47:59,720 When you stab somebody for pleasure... 1991 01:47:59,770 --> 01:48:02,310 you cut out his intestines and guts. 1992 01:48:02,740 --> 01:48:06,910 ♪ Leo has the best spaghetti I ever tasted ♪ 1993 01:48:06,920 --> 01:48:08,950 I have never in all my puff been at a wedding 1994 01:48:08,950 --> 01:48:10,150 where there's been a free bar. 1995 01:48:10,150 --> 01:48:12,290 Usually, at the end, the tries to settle up the bill. 1996 01:48:12,290 --> 01:48:13,490 And they're, "Oh, no, I didn't have it. 1997 01:48:13,490 --> 01:48:15,050 "I only had beer, you" 1998 01:48:15,060 --> 01:48:16,290 There's always a at a wedding. 1999 01:48:17,790 --> 01:48:18,830 Leonardo. 2000 01:48:18,930 --> 01:48:20,790 You're still disinherited. 2001 01:48:20,830 --> 01:48:23,500 But I'm still going to buy the yacht. 2002 01:48:23,540 --> 01:48:24,830 Not for you. 2003 01:48:24,870 --> 01:48:27,250 For my beautiful granddaughters. 2004 01:48:27,290 --> 01:48:29,170 They deserve the world. 2005 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:31,940 Bobby has asked me to read a prepared statement. 2006 01:48:33,940 --> 01:48:36,010 "I never cheated on my husband. 2007 01:48:36,010 --> 01:48:37,010 "I never would. 2008 01:48:37,010 --> 01:48:38,600 "No woman ever would." 2009 01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:41,600 ...you peel back the skin and muscle. 2010 01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:44,230 You take out the guts... the intestines... 2011 01:48:44,270 --> 01:48:47,440 the pancreas... the kidneys and -- 2012 01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:49,360 Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple. 2013 01:48:49,790 --> 01:48:51,290 - Mwah! - Cheers. 2014 01:48:51,290 --> 01:48:52,930 Mmm. 2015 01:48:52,930 --> 01:48:53,960 Ah! 2016 01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:54,450 Whoo! 2017 01:48:54,450 --> 01:48:55,200 Vamos de fiesta! 140537

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