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(Film crew talking in background)
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- Now Lance, the media has never
commented in interviews
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on how uh...big you are. Any comment?
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- Look I don't think about that,
I've never measured it.
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I guess it's pretty good.
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In fact it's great. You know
they are all big on screen.
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- Well do you enjoy your sex scenes
with co-star "Linda Hand"?
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- Well Linda Hand is the studios
top female star.
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That's why we work together.
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- And do you get together off camera?
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- Linda and I have our
own private lives.
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The only time we are together
is when we are shooting.
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- Well I am sure you have a very
busy life,
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and it must be draining.
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- Not really.
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- That's what I've heard.
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- Oh.
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I tell you what
why don't we have dinner tonight,
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and maybe we can continue this
conversation about my after hours
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reputation.
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- Sorry Lance, I can't, I have all
these things...
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- I hate to interrupt your interview
Mr. Hardy,
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but literally speaking we have to
get this fucking scene shot.
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That's uh if you can be up for it?
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- Yeah
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Well, international box office star
Lance Hardy has to get it hard!
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- Ok heat em up!
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- Box office star, really?
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Your watching too many of
your own movies.
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Now if your cock was as hard
as your head maybe we could get
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started.
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- You know you have a terrific mouth.
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- So I've been told.
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- Especially when no words come
out of it.
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- Oh for gosh sake Linda,
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This is supposed to be a sex scene.
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Your a nympho...
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Instead you are acting like my wife.
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Quiet on the set everybody.
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I'm sorry.
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- Ok, ok.
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Let's just get this started,
so we can get this dumb scene over
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with.
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- You know he's right.
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- Roll sound.
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- Rolling.
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(Whispers)
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Speed!
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Speed, mark it!
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Marker...action!
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- Yeah that's good.
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AHHHH!
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(Carnival music)
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- What did she do?
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Awww did it hurt him?
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Linda bit Lance on his most
precious asset.
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Ok Phil,
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There's something I want you to say
to both of them, for me,
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and Mr. Kuntz.
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Tell them to stop acting like
Prima Donnas,
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and finish the fucking movie!
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Now if they don't do it, they
will never star in another picture
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together again.
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Or separately either.
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Oh what did she do now, Phil?
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She did what?
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Alright Phil, I'll, I'll get
back to you.
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Lance said something to provoke Linda,
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so she bit his cock and
walked off the set.
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- Lance Hardy, boy asshole.
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Harvey, somewhere out there
there's got to be another schmuck
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with a pretty face and a big putz
and able to cum on que.
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And if I ever find him, I'll run
Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right
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right out of Hollywood.
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- You know Bernie, this asshole that
you're talking about,
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his last three pictures netted
us 1.8 mil.
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And that doesn't include the
licensing fees for the
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Lance Hardy vibrators and the Lance
Hardy dildos.
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- He's still an asshole.
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Harvey I'm gonna put out a
casting call.
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I'm gonna get two new stars, I'm
gonna replace them both.
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- Just in case you've forgotten.
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We've taken a couple of advances for
another Lance Hardy
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Linda Hand picture.
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So, we better come up with a
Hardy-Hand picture.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello? Hi Ginger.
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No, I really don't feel like
going shopping today.
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Well I thought I would just,
um, I don't know sit
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around by the pool and
answer some fan mail.
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Ok, sure! Alright, bye.
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Dear Ms. Hand,
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I'm one of your many fans.
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I jerk off to all of your movies.
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Once, the theater manager caught me
and kicked me out.
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Now I go to another theater.
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Could I have a picture of you?
Your devoted fan..
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Huh, how sweet.
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- (Radio broadcast) It's 78 degrees on
a beautiful day in Los Angeles,
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and you're listening to non-stop music
on you're favorite radio station.
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K-LOV... K-L-O-V
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- Yes?
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- Uh Ms. Linda Hand?
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- Yes, what do you want?
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- Uh, I'm here with the Apex pool
service.
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I'm here to service you.
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I mean the pool, service the pool.
It's your regular day.
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- Where's Mr. Miranda?
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- Uh, he's in Europe on vacation.
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- The pool business must be pretty
lucrative.
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- Oh, well if it's not convenient now
I can come back at another time.
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- Well, you're here now you might as
well come on in and get it done.
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So what's your name?
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- Cochran, ma'am.
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- Just Cochrane? No first name?
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- They call me Bud, ma'am.
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- Tell you what I'll call you Bud if
you stop calling me ma'am.
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Make me sound like Queen Victoria.
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I think I'm still too young to
play that part.
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- You are the Linda hand from the
movies aren't you?
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- You've seen some of my films?
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- Uh, I've seen Good Enough To Eat and
Genitals For Blondes.
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Since I've been here I've been to the
Pussycat Cinemas a couple
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of times, but back home a group of
guys and me we go
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to the theater almost every week.
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- It won't bother you if I lay
out here and get some sun,
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will it?
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- No, ma'am.
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I, I mean no, no it won't.
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(entrancing music)
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(upbeat guitar music)
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- Bud, why don't you come over here
and put some oil on me.
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Bud?
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(low bass tones)
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Is this part of your usual
service, Bud?
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- You, you see anybody in the water
with me?
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- No.
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(synthesizer music)
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(moaning)
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- What do you think?
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- I don't know. What's the score?
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- Not the game, schmuck!
What do you think of the act?
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- Eh, what's the big deal? She
only gets one channel.
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- Turn that thing down a little,
would you honey.
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You've got an interesting act.
We'll let you know.
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(accordion music)
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- You've got nice tits, tits.
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- We'll let you know. Thank
you very much.
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- (off screen) Next.
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(off screen) Thank you very much.
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Send the next girl in, will ya?
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Next.
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I can't take much more of this.
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Call back that girl, Daisy.
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(groans)
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- Uh, Buttercup.
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- It's Daisy.
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- Oh yes, yes, uh Daisy.
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Uh, Daisy, Mr. Cox and I, uh,
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would, uh, like you to test for
a part we've got coming up.
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We think you'd be perfect.
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So why don't you come back
here next Thursday and on
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your way out you see Dorothy our
secretary
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and she'll give you all the details.
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How about that?
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- Ok, can I put my clothes back on?
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- Oh, of course my dear,
how thoughtless of me,
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how thoughtless of me.
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- Oh, and I wanted to thank you both.
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- Oh, my pleasure, my pleasure.
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Uh, sly dog.
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Bye!
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Next Thursday!
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(groans)
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Harvey, Harvey, it ain't easy.
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But... Someone's gotta do it.
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Harvey, why don't you go
see my tailor?
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- Cochran you know, you
really oughta be in pictures.
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- You mean in fuck films?
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- You certainly have a way with words.
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- You wanna give me another audition?
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- That's exactly what I had in mind.
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(moaning)
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(electronic music)
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- Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum
on Mr. Cox's desk.
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- Ah, that's too bad.
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Why don't you put some on
Kuntz's desk too.
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- Mr. Hardy... Thank you.
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(accordion music)
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(low mumblings)
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- Lance you're late again.
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You know you've gotta give up this
"I'm the greatest sex machine that
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ever walks" stuff. You know?
We've got a screen test to do today.
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- I know I'm sorry I'm late, ok?
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Oh hi.
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I'm really sorry I'm late.
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- Ok honey, get him hard.
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- Huh?
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- You've got some approach, Phil.
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- Uh, Miss, honey, uh
what's your name?
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- Daisy. Daisy Cheney.
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- Well Daisy, didn't they explain to
you in casting what was expected
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of you for this screen test?
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- Well sort of, I guess.
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- Then you do understand that Lance
Hardy is going to insert his thus
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swollen penis into your warm, moist
vagina, and plunge it in and out
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for as long as possible, until
hopefully you two experience
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the primal pleasure of an orgasm?
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But, before any of this can take place
first, he must have an erection.
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And that is what we are
asking of you now.
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- Well just tell me what you
want me to do.
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- For God's sake girl didn't your
mother teach you anything?
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Tickle his asshole, titty fuck him,
suck his toes,
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sit on his face, work it by hand,
do anything,
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just fuckin' do it!
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- Um, excuse us for a minute, ok?
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Good.
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Don't mind him he is a little
nervous I guess.
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I was late so it was really my
fault.
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He's really hollering at me not
hollering at you.
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Now this is very simple all we
have to do is, uh...
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It's simpler than you think. Yeah,
do you have a boyfriend?
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- No.
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- Well you've had one at one time,
right?
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- Right.
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- You know when you made love to him
all the little things that you did
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and how much fun it was?
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That's just about what we are going
to do here.
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It's very simple. It's not any special
thing you have to do.
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Just be yourself, and you only
need one pussy.
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- Ok.
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- And I think you'll love it.
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I'll teach you everything you
have to know.
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Have you ever sucked cock before?
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- Yeah.
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- You did?
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- Sort of.
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- A little bit, huh?
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So it's really very easy.
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Just sort of like what you
did before.
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Just think about that.
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- Geez it's so big!
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- Is it really?
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- Yeah!
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- Here why don't you go down
on it.
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(slow synthesizer music)
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Keep it in there.
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That's it.
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- It's like sucking an ice
cream cone.
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- See it's alright, isn't it?
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- Mhmm.
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- Now do it with, uh...
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Yeah that's it. A little stronger.
Yeah that's it.
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Just have fun.
255
00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:48,931
You see? It's not so fuckin' hard.
256
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,101
To do I mean, you just
gotta relax.
257
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,109
- I think she's got it!
258
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,820
By George she's got it!
Lance Hardy has risen
259
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:06,490
and so has my salary! Places
everyone, get ready for a take.
260
00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:07,658
Heat 'em up.
261
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,045
Roll sound!
262
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:24,842
Mark.
263
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,679
Action!
264
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,767
(upbeat electronic music)
265
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:58,751
- Tell me.
266
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,294
- They are.
267
00:32:00,628 --> 00:32:02,046
- They are what?
- They are sensitive.
268
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:27,279
- Just think, these were wrapped
around
269
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,408
that beautiful ass of yours.
270
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:34,870
And this was just hugging...
271
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,333
that sweet pussy.
272
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,467
Is that on your clit?
273
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,302
(giggles)
274
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,432
I don't know it's not on my clit.
275
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,682
(moaning)
276
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:24,326
- Cut! Print it! Alright, great!
277
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,995
Sensational! Really fucking
sensational!
278
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,042
- She's a natural, what can I say?
279
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,757
- Hi!
280
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,135
- Hi Ginger, come on in.
281
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,306
You look great, you want a drink?
282
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,267
- Oh, uh, I'll get it.
283
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,774
So, um, how's the biggest cock
in Hollywood?
284
00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,859
Your leading man.
285
00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:03,365
- That arrogant asshole and I
will no longer be working together.
286
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,327
I have found a new leading man though.
287
00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:12,207
- That won't be easy Linda,
the Lance Hardy schlong is legendary.
288
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:16,378
- Oh yeah he's a terrific lover, too
bad he's so inconsiderate.
289
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:20,257
- Ah, could this be love?
290
00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,012
- So did you bring your equipment?
291
00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:27,139
- Oh yeah sure. You know I've only
done rock stars before.
292
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,182
Who is this guy? Is he your new
boyfriend?
293
00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:31,727
- He's gonna be a big star in the
movies.
294
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:34,271
- You mean your kind of movies?
295
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,648
Mmm he must really be hung.
296
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,819
What's his name? Is he cute?
Is he circumcised?
297
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:42,988
- That's him now.
298
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:49,453
- Hi.
- Hi!
299
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,206
I didn't know you had company.
300
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,375
- Oh, Bud Cochran this is
Ginger Glover
301
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:56,293
- Hi.
302
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,211
- Want something to drink?
303
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,297
- Yeah you got a beer?
- Sure.
304
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,674
Make yourself at home.
305
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,179
- How you doing?
306
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,305
- Great.
307
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,683
He's cute Linda!
308
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,603
I think I am going to enjoy
casting him.
309
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,398
- What does she mean cast me?
Does she work for your studio?
310
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,402
- She's going to preserve you
for posterity.
311
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,071
- I don't get it.
312
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:29,368
- Well she's going to make a plaster
cast of your cock.
313
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,161
- No she isn't.
314
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:32,704
- Oh it won't hurt you'll love it.
315
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,415
- You know your a bunch of degenerates
you know that don't you?
316
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,043
- Yeah.
- You got that right.
317
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,505
- Let's get his pants off.
- Alright.
318
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,053
- Now cut it out now this isn't funny.
- Oh come on.
319
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,430
- Hey this is humiliating to me,
alright. We just met.
320
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:53,141
- I'm just going to cast you, not
castrate you.
321
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,185
- Come one let's get these pants off.
322
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,895
- This is sick!
323
00:39:58,021 --> 00:39:59,815
- Get in there!
- We'll need some water.
324
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,983
- This is sick! Degenerate!
325
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,194
- I've got some right here.
- I know perverted.
326
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:05,320
Have a seat.
327
00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:10,409
- What are you gonna do now?
328
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,994
- Well lets get his pants off
and get him hard.
329
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,288
I can't make the casting unless
he's good and hard.
330
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:16,998
- Come on now.
331
00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,880
Look I don't cotton to being
made a fool of, alright.
332
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:28,468
No.
333
00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,804
- You're gonna love this.
334
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,852
- Come on you want this. Help me
a little bit.
335
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,395
- You're wrong alright.
336
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,273
- Here let's get this under his ass,
I don't want to make a mess.
337
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,275
- What are you worried about
the furniture?
338
00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:45,902
- I'm not worried about a thing,
honey.
339
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:49,406
Underwear too, we can't do it
through the underwear you know.
340
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:52,492
- I sure hope you don't hurt me. I
mean I'm a gentleman at times ma'am...
341
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,036
- Oh it is going to be excruciating!
342
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,038
You're gonna love it.
343
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:07,674
- Shit.
344
00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:10,343
Geez I feel like I am at the dentist.
345
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:11,970
I can never get hard now.
346
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,523
Well I might get hard.
347
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:25,877
- It's time to cast this dick.
348
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,298
Let's do it.
349
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:37,806
- How am I gonna get this off when
it hardens?
350
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,809
- Well you can keep it up forever,
stud. When you get smaller it will
351
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,936
slide right off.
352
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:47,065
I think I'll use bronze so that even
when you are gone
353
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:51,987
your mighty organ will remain as in
life always ready for another recital.
354
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:56,908
Just give it a couple minutes for the
plaster to harden and we are all set.
355
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,036
- Ginger, you know, you're a
master cock caster.
356
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:01,079
- Thank you.
357
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:03,665
- Now how am I supposed to stay hard
with this thing on?
358
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,422
- That's a great idea!
359
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:15,135
Now watch closely Cochran, you may
never see anything like this again.
360
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,160
We're gonna fuck your toes Cochran!
361
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,953
(laughter)
362
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,507
(moaning)
363
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,846
(accordion music)
364
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,859
- Ooh you give good toe, baby!
365
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:27,707
- Oh Cochran what big toes
you have!
366
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:31,002
- I give nice foot massages I'll tell
you that.
367
00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:50,707
(moaning)
368
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:18,109
- Oh, I'm going to...
369
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,569
- No don't move!
370
00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:21,029
- It's getting so hard!
371
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:21,946
- Just relax.
372
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,657
- I can't! I can't! Oh!
373
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,661
- Oh, we'll have to make another
casting.
374
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,455
You whip up another batch.
375
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,207
I'll keep him hard.
376
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,043
- How much water do I put in?
377
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,170
- Um, put in the plaster first.
378
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,672
About a cup.
379
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,383
Just eye ball it.
380
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,805
- Then how much water?
381
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,640
- About half a cup.
382
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:52,936
Then stir it.
383
00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:54,979
- It was too tight. Too tight.
384
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:04,072
(groovy music)
385
00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,361
- Hand me that dildo.
386
00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:27,864
- What?
- There's a dildo in that bag.
387
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,741
Get it for me. Quick!
388
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:54,057
(moaning)
389
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:14,577
I think it's ready Linda, are you?
390
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,204
- Wait, wait a minute!
391
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:17,705
- I got it, it's right here.
392
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:18,873
- Oh!
393
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:26,339
- Well, I guess we are going to have
to make him hard again.
394
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:29,384
Ready?
395
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,817
- Ms. Hands, sirs.
396
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,367
(horns blowing)
397
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,875
- You two talk, I'm going down
to the Nazi sex slave
398
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:05,044
company to see how they
are doing.
399
00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:06,587
Nice to see you again Linda.
400
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,256
- Nice seeing you Mr. Cox.
401
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,100
- I love him like a brother, but I
sure wish he'd see my tailor.
402
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,604
- Bernie, darling...
403
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:27,108
What this studio needs is a...
404
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:30,820
Big, fresh, new cock.
405
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:38,119
Attached to a nice, easy-going, and
easy to get along with young man.
406
00:50:41,289 --> 00:50:46,127
- And as the sun slowly sinks over the
Western horizon we say a
407
00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:49,964
not so fond farewell to Lance Hardy.
408
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:51,007
What's his name?
409
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:55,344
- Bud Cochran, well actually it's
Longstreet Cochran.
410
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,430
- Some screen writer made that up.
411
00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,348
- No it's for real.
412
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:04,103
- It's too good to be true, uh, ok.
Have him here tomorrow morning.
413
00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:05,229
We'll shoot a test.
414
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,940
- Bernie, darling! Mwah!
415
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:11,486
I know you're really going to be
impressed with him.
416
00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:15,448
- Ah Linda baby, if only I wasn't
happily married to Bertha
417
00:51:15,782 --> 00:51:17,450
these 28 years.
418
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,165
- Morning Phil.
419
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:27,585
- Ah, Linda. One of the hundred
reasons I love you so much
420
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,295
is you're always on time.
421
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,589
- Oh, so tell me another 50
or 60 reasons.
422
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:34,801
- Linda, my dear, if all my stars
were as easy to work with
423
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,887
as you are my life would be
so much better.
424
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:38,930
- Thanks Phil.
425
00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:40,848
- Is, uh, this the new star?
426
00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:42,892
- Oh Bud, this is Phil Parker.
427
00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:46,312
Now he's directed all of my pictures
and he's the very best.
428
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:48,898
- Phil, this is Bud Cochran.
429
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,191
- How do you do?
- How you doing.
430
00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:52,944
- Now I want you to remember that
name. He's going to be very big.
431
00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:55,947
Of course he's already pretty big.
432
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,574
But what I mean to say is that
he is going to be well known.
433
00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,619
Oh and Phil, I just want to tell
you how much I appreciate
434
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,830
you doing Bud's screen test.
435
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,289
Who's he working with?
436
00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:08,626
- Ah, you, Ms. uh, come over here
I want to introduce you.
437
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,295
Linda, Bud this is, uh, what's your
name?
438
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,297
- Daisy, Daisy Cheney.
439
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,591
- Ah, Daisy, this is Ms. Hand.
440
00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:19,428
- Oh, Ms. Hand, I've seen all your
pictures. You give the greatest head.
441
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:21,264
- Well thank you.
442
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,475
- And this is Bud Cochran. You'll be
working with Bud today.
443
00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,686
- Ooh, he's cute!
444
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,730
- Well I'm going to leave the three
of you to your movie making magic.
445
00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:36,154
- Marker.
446
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,116
- Ok, now try not to act too nervous
now.
447
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,618
Ok look right in the lens.
448
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,079
Ok now look back at me.
449
00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:46,747
And action!
450
00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:53,963
(slow piano music)
451
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,301
(moaning)
452
00:54:57,295 --> 00:55:00,006
(jazz music)
453
01:00:06,729 --> 01:00:09,440
- Well Harvey what do you think?
I say we let him play the lead
454
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,233
with Linda in our next picture.
455
01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:13,736
- Yes, yes please say yes.
456
01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:18,616
- We still have the unfinished
Matinee Idol to deal with.
457
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:23,245
We've got to honor our commitments
to our distributors.
458
01:00:23,746 --> 01:00:26,749
And deliver them a Lance Hardy,
Linda Hand film.
459
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:30,544
- You mean a Linda Hand, Lance Hardy
film? Don't you Mr. Cox?
460
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:31,879
- Whatever.
461
01:00:33,005 --> 01:00:37,343
- Ok, I'll finish this one film with
Lance Hardy, but it's the last
462
01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:39,720
I'm ever going to work with him.
463
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:44,266
From now on my leading man is Bud
Cochran.
464
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:52,149
- Linda, Linda we'll work
something out.
465
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:54,735
I'm sorry Harvey I only...
466
01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:57,905
- Bernie they got their brains
between their legs.
467
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:03,619
- Harvey they just don't realize the
attraction they have for one another.
468
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:07,414
- You know maybe you're right.
You know this studio's success
469
01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:10,709
is attributable to Lance and Linda
together.
470
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:14,713
Well hell they've acted like this
towards one another ever since
471
01:01:15,047 --> 01:01:15,798
the start.
472
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:19,885
Whatever is between them sure
works well on the screen.
473
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:23,555
Don't fool with a winning combination.
474
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:32,648
- Lance Hardy, I'm really glad we had
a chance to get together tonight.
475
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:36,652
You know Doris has done some research
on what you do, your lifestyle.
476
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,196
You know we're not squares,
we understand this sort of thing.
477
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:42,282
I think it's terrific. And I know
about your relationship with
478
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:44,326
your studio, Sensational
International.
479
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,577
And that's fine.
480
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:48,956
But I really don't think you are
getting the proper edge.
481
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:52,876
What I'm proposing, I think, will
blow the lid off the market.
482
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,878
And boost your career.
483
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:57,589
- Blow the lid off the market?
484
01:01:58,006 --> 01:01:59,049
- Tell him Doris.
485
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:03,095
- You tell him Walter.
I'm embarrassed.
486
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:04,972
- She's embarrassed.
487
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:10,269
Lance Hardy's advice to women
about sex.
488
01:02:11,854 --> 01:02:12,604
- What?
489
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,983
- To women about sex.
Written by Lance Hardy!
490
01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:18,110
- Lance Hardy advice about sex?
491
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,528
- For women.
492
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,449
- Tell him the clincher Doris
493
01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:26,452
- Hard cover. Best Seller.
494
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:30,122
My husband will publish a book that
you will write.
495
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:33,167
That gives advice to women
about sex.
496
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,295
- I think it will make the New York
Times best seller list,
497
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:37,921
and probably run for a year.
498
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:39,715
I'm talking something very big.
499
01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:40,549
- Yeah?
500
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,343
- I think it's sensational. Doris came
up with the idea.
501
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,846
I'm the publisher, I'm handling the
overall package.
502
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,016
You know the financing. Doris will
work out the details with you.
503
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:51,351
How it's going to work, she'll edit
it, the whole thing.
504
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,189
Doris do me a favor. Take him
home, go over the details with him.
505
01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,274
Will you do that for him?
Show him how it works?
506
01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,568
You got any questions, no problem.
I gotta get out of here.
507
01:02:59,902 --> 01:03:01,320
Alright Doris? You'll take him home?
508
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:02,154
- Sure darling.
509
01:03:02,488 --> 01:03:04,615
- You look good, you look
good. Great.
510
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,964
- You've got a nice place here.
511
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,427
So, uh, you want me to do a little
book, write a book, huh.
512
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:30,265
- Listen Lance, Walter will never
find out about this.
513
01:03:31,058 --> 01:03:34,019
He could never understand how
I really feel about you.
514
01:03:34,937 --> 01:03:36,814
Only I understand Lance.
515
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,524
I know what you feel.
516
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,317
- You know what I feel?
517
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:44,530
- Listen to me Lance, I'm talking
about a relationship here.
518
01:03:44,947 --> 01:03:45,739
- Mrs. Michaels...
519
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:46,782
- Doris.
520
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,451
- Doris, look Doris you don't
understand what this business is like.
521
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:50,994
And I'm not really the way you
think I am.
522
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,746
- I know. I know Lance.
523
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:58,335
So you just relax and stay right here.
And don't move.
524
01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:02,047
I'm going to slip into something...
525
01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:05,008
- More comfortable.
526
01:04:07,803 --> 01:04:09,179
- More expressive.
527
01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:17,354
- I gotta get out of here.
528
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:20,899
Maybe I'll stay.
529
01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:24,736
I mean she's not that bad looking.
530
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:29,283
She's cute, and a good piece
of ass maybe.
531
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,285
Who the fuck will know?
532
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,245
Nah I better go. No this isn't...
533
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,916
I'll stay... No. Yeah I'll stay.
534
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,209
I'll stay. I'll stay.
535
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:43,130
I'll stay.
536
01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:16,455
- Just relax and lie there darling.
I'll do everything.
537
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,086
- I gotta get out of here.
538
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,466
- What a bad sport. Hmph.
539
01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:31,011
- With warmest regards...
540
01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:33,180
- Sensational International Pictures.
541
01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:36,767
- Harvey D. Cox, Chairman of the
Board.
542
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,936
- Bernard A. Kuntz, President.
543
01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:41,897
Thank you Dorothy, that'll
be all.
544
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,399
- You're welcome sir.
545
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:48,236
- Oh, hi Dorothy how's my favorite
secretary?
546
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,906
- I'm doing well Mr. Hardy,
thank you.
547
01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:56,620
- You know you look very...
Respectable.
548
01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,122
- You look well yourself, sir.
549
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,753
- Well thank you Mr. Hardy for
honoring us with your
550
01:06:05,087 --> 01:06:06,713
esteemed presence.
551
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,715
- Cut the crap Bernie, get to the
point.
552
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:10,300
What did you want to see me about?
553
01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:14,471
- We want you to finish Matinee Idol
with Linda.
554
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:18,266
- Well what about that other actress
we tested? Daisy, uh...
555
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,101
What's her name?
556
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:21,812
- Daisy Cheney, yes, her test looked
great, just great.
557
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:22,437
But...
558
01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:26,316
- But, we've got to recoup our money
from Matinee Idol.
559
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:30,153
And the only way to do that is for you
and Linda both to finish the picture.
560
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:37,285
- Supposed I agree. Then how are you
going to get Linda to go along
561
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:38,328
with this?
562
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:41,123
- We've already talked to Linda,
and she's agreed.
563
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,709
She's gonna cooperate fully.
564
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:47,212
- And then after Matinee Idol is
completed, we can drop Linda
565
01:06:47,546 --> 01:06:49,798
and replace her with Daisy in the
next film.
566
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,885
- Crazy. How do you drop Linda
Hand?
567
01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,680
- We don't need two female stars
in one lot.
568
01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:59,683
- Now Linda's too old.
She's over the hill.
569
01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:01,977
- I think your partner is going
a little whacky.
570
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:07,524
I think you're crazy! Linda Hand
past her prime? She's the best!
571
01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:11,403
She can still raise every cock from
here to the East Coast.
572
01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:15,115
Including a couple of old
men that I know.
573
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:16,283
(laughter)
574
01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:18,326
Alright when do you want
to resume film?
575
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:21,038
- Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock
sharp. So be there.
576
01:07:22,414 --> 01:07:24,166
- Oh I'll be there.
577
01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:33,383
- I told you Bernie, they've
got their brains between their legs.
578
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,819
- If you two are ready, I'd uh,
like to get started.
579
01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:04,414
Places everyone, get ready for
a take. Heat em' up.
580
01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:06,875
Roll sound.
581
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:08,752
Mark.
582
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:11,338
Action!
583
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,971
(slow music)
584
01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:43,346
- You know I was following you
all that time, didn't you?
585
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:48,351
Huh? I was watching you.
586
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:53,315
Did you know that?
587
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:54,733
- Yeah I knew it.
588
01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:57,903
- You want this cock, don't you?
589
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,823
- Oh, yeah, give it to me!
590
01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:08,830
- I'm not your husband. You can talk
to him that way, but you can't
591
01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,290
talk to me that way.
592
01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:12,459
I give you what I want,
when I want it.
593
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,418
You understand?
594
01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:24,387
You bitch, how does it feel
to have a dick in you?
595
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:25,430
- I love it!
596
01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:27,515
- That's because your husband
doesn't have a cock, right?
597
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,476
- Not like yours he doesn't.
598
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,021
Fuck me.
599
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,607
- I can't fuck you with money.
600
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,152
That's what you get off your
old man, huh, money.
601
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,239
You're such a fucking whore.
602
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,492
- You love bitches.
603
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:47,077
- That's why I'm fucking one.
604
01:10:50,247 --> 01:10:51,581
- Let's cut and go for a new
angle now.
605
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:03,260
- Lance.
606
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:10,684
I just want you to know that
I'm really sorry about... You know...
607
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:13,603
- No, no, no there's no reason
to apologize.
608
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,146
It was my fault.
609
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:19,150
- Well I guess, actually, we both have
reason to apologize.
610
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,655
- Yeah, I guess.
611
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,327
- Ah, it's nice to see you two
aren't fighting.
612
01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:32,747
Ok ready everybody we are
back in business.
613
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:35,166
Places everyone! Get ready for a take.
614
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,251
Heat em' up.
615
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,712
- Now hold on a second, I,
uh...
616
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:42,549
Uh, I'm not hard.
617
01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:44,384
Try to get my dick up
anyways.
618
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:45,844
You don't mind, do you?
619
01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:46,845
- No.
620
01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:48,847
- Gotta get back in character.
621
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,350
- The camera is just on your faces.
Can't we get this thing shot?
622
01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:56,688
- Hey I'm gonna tell you something.
I've got to be inside her, alright?
623
01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:58,189
- It's alright Lance we're holding.
624
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,525
- I do this soft core stuff it's ok,
I don't want to pretend.
625
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:01,943
I want to feel it.
626
01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:04,571
- If we don't start soon we will
be into over time, Lance.
627
01:12:06,573 --> 01:12:07,991
- You know sometimes your...
628
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,200
- It's ok.
629
01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:10,952
- Don't get me upset, alright?
630
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,245
Jesus.
631
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:13,580
- Roll sound.
632
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:15,165
Mark.
633
01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:17,042
Action!
634
01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:25,675
- I love your big dick.
635
01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:28,636
Fuck me.
636
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:34,267
Turn me over.
637
01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,018
- What?
638
01:12:35,477 --> 01:12:36,811
- Turn me over.
639
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:39,522
I want you to see my ass.
640
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:52,994
You like that?
641
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,292
Just pull it down, come on.
642
01:13:11,763 --> 01:13:12,597
You got it.
643
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,026
(moaning)
644
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,448
Fuck me!
645
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:38,206
Oh, I want your big dick!
646
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:40,041
Fuck me!
647
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,925
(moaning)
648
01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:02,814
Fuck me!
649
01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:11,489
Grab my ass! Grab it!
650
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,241
Fuck me!
651
01:14:20,248 --> 01:14:21,916
(moaning)
652
01:14:49,194 --> 01:14:53,740
- And cut! Beautiful! Beautiful!
653
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:59,204
(film crew mumbling)
654
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:02,540
Wrap for the day!
655
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:19,891
- Hey!
656
01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:22,852
How about dinner sometime?
657
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:24,604
- Really?
658
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:27,315
I'd like that.
659
01:15:35,657 --> 01:15:38,993
(upbeat music)
660
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:28,084
(murmuring to each other)
661
01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:44,601
(giggling)
662
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,520
- Hey nice place you have.
663
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:52,442
- You know I don't think
I've ever been happier, Lance.
664
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:53,610
- Yeah?
665
01:16:54,569 --> 01:16:56,487
Is that before or after you locked
me out of the house?
666
01:16:59,198 --> 01:16:59,824
- Would you like a drink?
667
01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:01,242
- I'd love one, thanks.
668
01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:06,914
You know you made Daisy and Bud
very happy too.
669
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:09,125
If it wasn't for you they'd never
have met.
670
01:17:10,335 --> 01:17:12,462
- If it wasn't for you they would
have never met.
671
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,257
- You need to tell me something,
uh...
672
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,094
You think, uh...
673
01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:22,847
You think you could marry me?
674
01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:24,515
- No.
675
01:17:25,642 --> 01:17:26,851
- A hard man is good to find.
676
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:29,354
- But you didn't let me finish.
677
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:33,107
What I meant to say is,
why do you want to marry me?
678
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,739
- Ah, let me see. This might
take a while.
679
01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:46,621
If you say yes, I'll spend the
rest of our lives telling you why.
680
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,302
- You know this is the first
time we are alone together.
681
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:31,791
(melodic piano music)
682
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:36,953
(upbeat drum music)
683
01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:30,506
- Mr. and Mrs. Cochran. By the power
vested in me,
684
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:32,216
by the state of California.
685
01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:36,137
I pronounce you man and wife.
686
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:38,264
You may kiss the bride.
687
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:46,063
- And Mr. Hardy and Ms. Hand,
I just want to tell you
688
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:50,026
how much my wife and I
enjoy watching your films.
689
01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,153
- Thank you your honor.
- Thanks you. Thank you very much.
690
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:54,071
Bud congratulations!
691
01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:55,948
- Thank you Mr. Hardy.
692
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,369
- Thank you so much.
693
01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:01,954
- Daisy, congratulations.
694
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,206
- Thanks Lance.
695
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:05,458
- Very best of luck to you both.
696
01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:06,667
- Thank you, thank you, sir.
697
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,255
- Bye, bye. Have a safe trip!
- So long!
698
01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:33,444
- So you got married? I'll send you
a wedding gift.
699
01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:34,987
Who?
700
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:38,199
Daisy? I thought you and Linda, she...
701
01:24:40,326 --> 01:24:41,118
You what?!
702
01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:42,787
She what?!
703
01:24:44,914 --> 01:24:48,501
- You and who? I thought you were
sweet on what's her name?
704
01:24:49,251 --> 01:24:51,754
Linda's what? Come on Lance
quit kidding.
705
01:24:52,338 --> 01:24:54,840
You're what? Hello? Hello?
706
01:24:57,551 --> 01:25:01,722
- (in unison) They quit, both of them,
all of them.
707
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:07,353
- What do we do Bernie?
708
01:25:10,523 --> 01:25:13,192
- Some where in this
star struck town
709
01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:18,322
there's gotta be another guy with a
big cock, a pretty face,
710
01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:20,032
able to cum on que.
711
01:25:25,663 --> 01:25:31,585
You, fella. You out there. How about
you? You want to be a Matinee Idol?
712
01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:38,717
(upbeat music)
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