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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org Translated by Ren� Minarski 1 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,500 Erika Leniek was sort of a pioneer concerning breast implants, got it? 2 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,500 She did it during the mid 80s' already 3 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,500 at that time the implants were still bullshit 4 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,500 But Pamela Anderson was smarter, she waited untill mid 90s' 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,500 Sort of after the "Silicon revolution" 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,500 And she got some real top class gourmet hooters. The best there were from the best doctor 7 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,500 The guy was sort of the Mohammed Ali of plastic surgery. 8 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,500 That guy was married with that one actress, the blond one... what was her name? 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,800 Kim Basinger! 10 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,500 They got divorced now, but never mind 11 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,800 Anyway, 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,800 you're getting my point? 13 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,500 Erica had no problem untill the third season 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,500 there the directors decided to send the crew travelling 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,500 They had Baywatch in Mexico and in Japan and so on 16 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,500 And there the doctors became suspicious 17 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,500 They just knew that the bullshit silicon in Erikas tits 18 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,500 was not designed to sustain pressure fluctuations 19 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,800 Domestic flights were ok 20 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,500 but long distance flights, above 10.000 meters. That risk was just to high. 21 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,500 So they preferd Pamela Andersons gourmet implants 22 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,500 That means the only reason why Erika Leniek got fired was 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,500 cause her tits exploded too easy. 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:53,800 - got it - seriousely 25 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,800 And that's that 26 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,500 So don't tell me about good acting or style or something 27 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,800 or not? 28 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,800 right? 29 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,500 Hmm 30 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,800 what "Hmm"? 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,500 You gotta have an opinion about that 32 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,500 - Nope, I really don't - Come on, don't be so boring now 33 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,500 Sorry, I just decided not to talk about such things any more 34 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,800 about what? 35 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,500 About thing like: which Baywatch nude got more style 36 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,500 It simply got no substance 37 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,800 "No substance?!?" 38 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,800 Yeah! 39 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,800 Aha! 40 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,500 You're just trying to talk something cool, and don't care for the meaning. 41 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,500 I know you made the story up. 42 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,500 Thought it's pretty clever, so you want to tell it. 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,500 And you tell me just like that! 44 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,800 And that's alright... 45 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,500 ...but we don't need to talk about that for hours. 46 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,800 Ok, sorry, ok. 47 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,500 So what do you want to talk about? 48 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,500 - Don't know! - Oh you don't know?!? 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,800 You know what you don't want to talk about 50 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,800 ...but you don't know what you want to talk about... 51 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,500 ...What do you want to talk about? Tell me 52 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,800 ...well...about something important... 53 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,500 ...problems of real life. 54 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,800 ..."problems of real life"? 55 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,800 - Yes - Dude 56 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:15,800 What? 57 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,800 Nothing 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,800 Yes 59 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,800 Well, it's alright. 60 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,500 When did you think about that? 61 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,500 Just before 62 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,500 Aha! Just before, while I was rolling a joint... 63 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,500 ...you thought: OK from now on I talk about real life problems... 64 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,800 Yep 65 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,500 ...completely spontanious... 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Dude, you're a freak sometimes. 67 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,500 Cool!!! 68 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,800 Hey 69 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,500 Hello 70 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,800 Gina, we have to talk. 71 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,800 What is it? 72 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,500 I think we have to break up 73 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,500 I think I can't stay loyal while you're away. 74 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,500 I could tell you some fake reasons.. 75 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,500 ...but you deserve honesty... 76 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,500 ...It's your hygene. 77 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,800 Excuse me? 78 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,500 You don't take care of yourself anymore. 79 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,800 You sweat like a pig. 80 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,500 Do you still shower at all? 81 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,500 Certain body parts are simply disgusting! 82 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,500 Call me hypersensitive 83 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,500 But I just can't stand it anymore. 84 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,500 It's nice what stories you can come up with. 85 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,800 As a matter of fact I am sitting here doing somthing... 86 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,500 ...clean up..., all you do is getting stoned. 87 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,500 For a while it was funny, but... 88 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,500 ...I don't want that circus anymore. 89 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,500 And actually I never planed to ever come back from America 90 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,800 I met somebody there... 91 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,500 ...Josef... 92 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,800 ...he's a broker... 93 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,500 ...hard working, pays attention, charming... 94 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,500 ...black too! 95 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,500 and for the Future: 96 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,500 Women can have vaginal orgasms! 97 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,500 Josef? Black? 98 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,500 That was a top class story. 99 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,500 The beginning was really good 100 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,500 It was much better than your cheap story 101 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,800 But then "vaginal orgasms"? Come on 102 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,800 You just can't stand loosing 103 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,800 - Get your shirt off - oh no 104 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,800 oh yes 105 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,800 106 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,800 But not a big one, ok? 107 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,500 A normal one, that's the deal. 108 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,500 Come on! 109 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,500 Give it to me! 110 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,800 Give it to me!!! 111 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,800 Hey, this is no camping! 112 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,800 Shut up! Fucking cunt! 113 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,500 Can this guy say one normal sentence? 114 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,500 Frank! Contenance 115 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,800 Hey, Kai What the hell? 116 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,500 Why do you let these potheads hang out here? 117 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,500 118 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,800 No!! 119 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,500 When we come back you're gone, alright? 120 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,500 Ohh shit!!! 121 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,800 Fuck!!! 122 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,800 We don't go to long, ok? 123 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,800 - OK - I have to study 124 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,800 "I have to study" 125 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,500 Hey, I got exam in 2 months. 126 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,800 Oh and I keep you off learning? 127 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,500 - I could use a little support.... - I told you... 128 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,800 - ...a little support. 129 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,500 ...I told you I can do this alone. 130 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,800 And besides I support you as much as I can. 131 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,500 Ohh is that so? And how? 132 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,500 I....I.... when you're done studying... 133 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,500 I'll pick you up 134 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,500 And serve you a gourmet pizza, as sign of my respect. 135 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,500 - How thoughtful. - That's how much you mean to me. 136 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,800 You care so much. 137 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,500 I do indeed. 138 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,500 THE INFILTRATION 139 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,500 Dealing is dangerous. 140 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,500 My father just sentenced one guy for 3 years 141 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,800 for possession of 100 gram. 142 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,800 100 gram? 3 years? 143 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,800 Yes 144 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,500 You dad is a nice guy, but sometimes he's a fucking Nazi. 145 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,500 - Don't you think the high stang looks in use? - I don't answer that anymore. 146 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,500 Look in the top corner there is some moss scratched off. 147 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,500 Yea there is some moss scrated off you brain. We investigated the place, it's out of order! 148 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,800 I don't know. 149 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,800 Be happy! Everything is fine, everything grows. 150 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,500 everything is well hidden 151 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,500 plenty of sunlight good soil... 152 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,500 - Stefan - What? 153 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,800 Greenflies 154 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,800 Greenflies?!?! 155 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,500 Yes greenflies!!! Check this out!!! 156 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,500 They are everywhere. 157 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,800 Shit 158 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,800 Vinager should help 159 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,800 What? 160 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,800 Vinager helps 161 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,800 - Vinager?!? - Yes. 162 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,500 You mean vinager?!? We can't just experiment with vinager on our crops. 163 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,500 We need serious help. 164 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,500 Useful plant or ornamental plant? 165 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,500 Flower, bush, herbaceous plant...? 166 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,800 Useful plant. Defenitely useful. 167 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,800 - You think it's herbaceous? - How the hell should I know. 168 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,800 Listen, is this a pharmacy or what? 169 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,500 We need something against Greenflies. Can't be so hard, can it? 170 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,500 You need to plan carfully. 171 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,500 Without knowing the name of the plant I can't help you. 172 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,500 Thank you, we try somewhere else. 173 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,800 Now you listen to me! 174 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,500 I won't bent down in front of some "florist codex"... 175 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,500 ...You can't treat people like that! 176 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800 Of course we go in there. 177 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,800 Stefan! Listen, ok? 178 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,500 People in those shops have no style, Ok? 179 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,500 They study social pedagogics, and fuck chicks with unshaved arm pits. 180 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,800 I never hung out with those cliche potheads and I won't start now, ok? 181 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,500 Stefan, wait. Stefan. 182 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,500 Let's take off, did you see that guy? No way! 183 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,500 Let's just ask, ok? Don't be so intolerant. 184 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,500 - No way! - Think about the greenflies 185 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,800 OK let's go. 186 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,500 Excuse me, I might be able to help you. 187 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,500 I also grow crops. 188 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,800 Grow what? 189 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,500 Yea alright, well I can tell you there is a cure for greeflies. 190 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,500 Especially for big plants. 191 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,500 The sterotype of polical left wingers, fucked up pottheads is old fashioned. 192 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,500 THC abuse exists in all professions 193 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,500 ...all social classes, and all ages... 194 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,500 The aim is: 195 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,800 "Know your enemy" 196 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,500 Aphidoteles aphidimyza, r�uberische Gallm�cken- a secret weapon. 197 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,500 One larvae kills up to 50 greenflies and then takes off. No problem for the plant. 198 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,500 Where do you know that from? 199 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,500 Well when you do this business professionally you have to teach yourself some things. 200 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,500 I'm a fan of zero-zero. 201 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,500 That's gourmet stuff. 202 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,800 You know zero-zero? 203 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,800 - Yea of course - Back then 204 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,500 You have to be able to roll a joint. 205 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,500 But even more important is the presentation. 206 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,500 "Awesome shit man" Nonesense, nobody talks like that anymore. 207 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,500 ony social pedagogues and teachers 208 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,500 This shit kicks better than Mehmet Scholl. 209 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,500 Trying to hard. 210 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,500 No this dope....my dear friends. 211 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,500 This dope is the deluxe version. 212 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,500 This dope is... 213 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,800 "Die Jacobs-Kr�nung des THC" 214 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,500 "Die Jacobs-Kr�nung des THC"? 215 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,800 If I smoke another one now I can't study anymore. 216 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,500 "If I smoke another one now I can't study anymore" 217 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,500 Alright one more. 218 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,500 An that is the only reasy why she was fired. 219 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,500 I say this theory is bullocks. 220 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,500 - Air planes have pressure cabins... - So what? 221 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,500 sorry guys but Kai has got a point. Have you ever heard of the porn star Karla Kowalcyk? 222 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,500 Called "Karla superfist", breast perimiter 142 cm. 223 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,500 - "Four fists for one Hallelujah"... - ...was her last movie. 224 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,500 Karla was a customer of my cousin Dominik, He was sort of her pimp. 225 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,500 Domino is a little weird but honest. 226 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,500 He always took care of her... 227 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,500 ...especially he made sure she travels only in small machines that fly low. 228 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,500 But on the way to her shooting for "The superfist hits again" it happend... 229 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,500 Karla misses her flight... 230 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,500 ...but she never wanted to miss an appointment and so she takes a Boing 737. 231 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,800 And then? 232 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,500 When the plane reached final height it happened. 233 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,500 The entire business class was messed up... 234 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,500 And the super fist never hit again. 235 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,800 Makes sense. 236 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,500 Man that is a sad story, don't you think? 237 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,800 What's wrong? 238 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,500 - Haaalooo? - I'm black and white. 239 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,800 You're what? 240 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800 Look I'm black and white man. 241 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,500 That's not funny man, I'm black and white! 242 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,800 He is black and white. 243 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,500 Zero-zero, sometimes it even kicks in delayed. 244 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,500 One of my buddies didn't feel anything for 3 days. Then the devil appeard to him... 245 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,500 ...sat in front of his bed, and watched him. Seriousely! 246 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,500 Did you hear that, Stefan? 247 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,500 Wanna smoke another one? 248 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,800 STEFANS' LITTLE SISTER 249 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,500 Don't panic, ge go do the AIDS test now and you show some optimism. 250 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,800 Kai, I'm showing realism. 251 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,500 That guys girlfriend is HIV positive. 252 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,500 Don't think I'm just trying to make myself imprtant, ok? 253 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,800 But I slept with him without condom and his grilfriend is HIV positive. 254 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,500 That is pretty frightening. 255 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,800 Well I know one thing for sure. 256 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,500 If that test is negative I never cheat on Tim again. 257 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,500 All this cheating sucks anyway. 30 minutes fun and a months long bad conscience. 258 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,800 3 months of hell. 259 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,800 3 months? 260 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,500 It takes so long to proove HIV. 261 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,500 For that time I didn't sleep with Tim. 262 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,800 What? 3 months? 263 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,500 Well sure, what else should I do? 264 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,500 And what did he say? 265 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,500 I told him I had an infection and that was ok for him. 266 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,500 Ok for him? 3 months? 267 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,500 Get over it, ok? I know you think he's a jerk 268 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,500 but I was ok with it too. 269 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,800 You got a code name for the test? 270 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,800 Hmm? 271 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,800 A code name for the test. 272 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,500 Nope, I think of one later. 273 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,500 What is that? 274 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,500 That's important, you have to think of that before. 275 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,500 What if you can't think of any? 276 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,500 Then you say your name is "funny bee". You can't do that. 277 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,500 I guess you have one already? 278 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,500 Yes. Yes... 279 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,500 ...I thought about it for a long time. 280 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,800 281 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,500 ...it's like that... ...it's gotta be a cool name. 282 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,500 Not aggressively cool... 283 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,500 ...but the coolness has to be underneath the surface? 284 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,800 Got it? 285 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,500 Mr Pink. 286 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,800 Mr Pink? 287 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,500 Mr Pink, you know? From "reservoir dogs", the movie, you know? 288 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,500 Yea, Mr Pink... 289 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,800 A cool name for a cool character, right? 290 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,500 And it's got some sort of understatement... 291 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,500 ...cause the movie is not that famous. 292 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,500 I need some information for the statistics. 293 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,500 First you need one code name. 294 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,800 Mr Pink! 295 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,500 One word only please. 296 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,800 What do you mean? 297 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,500 Am I not speaking German? One word only! 298 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,500 Well "pink" then. 299 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,500 "Pink", alright. 300 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,500 I suppose I don't need to ask about you sexual habbits. 301 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,500 The test takes 30 minutes. You can get the results here then. 302 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,500 "Sexual habbits", that stupid bi... 303 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,500 I should have said "�ugeln". 304 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,500 30 more minutes. Shit. 305 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,500 I know what to do in the meantime. 306 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,500 If that shit breaks out I will go away immediately. 307 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,800 Somewhere in the south. 308 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,500 I get an inflatable madrass and 2 bottles of rum... 309 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,500 ...and paddle out into the pacific. 310 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,500 Then I drink until I pass out, and slip into the sea. 311 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,500 That was the fish get food, my family has no bad conscience... 312 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,500 ...and I can get drunk,... 313 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,500 ...I'm defentiley not gonna die of AIDS. 314 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,500 More of astmah, eh? A pitty... 315 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,500 Don't blow out. 316 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,500 That's what I call a shooter, wasn't it? 317 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,500 Laura... 318 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,500 hey I'm "negtive" you're "negative". We are both "negative"! 319 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,500 Show some enthusiasm! Be happy! 320 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,500 I can't I'm too stoned. Sorry. 321 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,500 Man I... I'm so horny. 322 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,800 Uuu! 323 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,800 So Tim has something to look forward to... 324 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,500 ...for his suprise party tonight. 325 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,800 Ahm! 326 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,800 "Ahm"! 327 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,500 Thanks for coming with me. 328 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,800 I never to that again. 329 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,500 - You were a big help. - But still, I never do that again. 330 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,500 By the way... 331 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,500 ...what the hell is "�ugeln"? 332 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,500 I can't beleive you told her that. 333 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,800 Come on Kai! 334 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,500 What can I say, Dopex...you know I am an esthete. 335 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,500 You know Laura since she was a kid. You have responsibility for her. 336 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,500 Man sometimes you're a real motherfucker. This fucking "dissing around" all the time. 337 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,500 What did you just say? 338 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,500 Did you listen to me? How can you tell my little sister about "�ugeln"? 339 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,500 Did you hear how he just called me? 340 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,800 He called me a "Motherfucker"... 341 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,800 Really? Seriousely? 342 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,800 Yes 343 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,500 Sorry Dopex, but saying "motherfucker" is just... embarrassing. 344 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,500 I mean it would be ok, but when the rest is this "homeboy style" stereotype shit... 345 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,800 346 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,500 And pack in your shit. 347 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,500 I told you a thousand times that you should not bring your stuff here. 348 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,800 Talking about style. 349 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,500 What style is that to tell my little sister about "�ugeln"? 350 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,500 ou can't do that, she is still a cild! 351 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,800 He's coming 352 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,500 THE SUPRISE PARTY 353 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,500 He puts his bag down... 354 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,500 Gets a drink... 355 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,500 What is he doing? 356 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,500 A vacuum cleaner? 357 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,500 He is vacuuming? 358 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,500 On his bloody birthday? 359 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,500 Screw it, we go up, but be quiet. 360 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,500 Who are these unshaved bitches? 361 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,500 Come on let's go somewhere else. 362 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,500 He is actually quite alright, just a little messed up. 363 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,500 Tourette syndrome or something like that. 364 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,500 He can't say one sentence without swearing. 365 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,500 If he smokes pot it's better, but without pot... 366 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,500 Now that I think about it. Maybe he just fakes it so that people give him pot. 367 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,500 368 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,800 What's going on? 369 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,500 Tim said you're here. The party is cancelled... 370 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,500 - I go get a drink - Me too 371 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,500 Tim masturbated with his vacuum cleaner. 372 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,800 His vacuum cleaner? 373 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,500 Yea. He somehow got suprised... 374 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,500 ...and then he stood there with the thing. And sort of... 375 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,500 slipped his dick into and got stuck in the underpressure. 376 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,500 And that's when things became humiliating. 377 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,500 Until somebody had a good idea. 378 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,800 What's with my sister now? 379 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,500 Well I immediately brought her here... 380 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,500 ...before things could get any worth. 381 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,500 Hey little sis. You're alright? 382 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,500 Don't drink to much, ok? 383 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,500 I'm better already. 384 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,500 - One more? - Defentitely 385 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,500 See Dopex? So crappy that it is cool again. That is true style. 386 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,500 You know, Laura? 387 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,500 I think I love you a little bit. 388 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,500 yea, that's ok. 389 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,500 Are you alright in there? 390 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,800 Where is Stefan? 391 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,500 He went home. Gina is leaving tomorrow. 392 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,500 I wanna go home too. 393 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,500 Pretty embarrassing thing with Tim, ay? 394 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,500 Weird, I decide not to cheat on him anymore. 395 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,500 And there I catch him cheating on me. 396 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,500 ...with his vacuum cleaner... 397 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,500 - Want a shootie? - We have nothing to smoke. 398 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,500 What? 399 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,800 Shit, I shouldn't have done that. 400 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,800 No it's ok. 401 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,500 Sorry... 402 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,500 ...it's not your fault. 403 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,500 You don't have to appologize now. 404 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,500 It was a long day today. Gotta go. 405 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,500 3 months without girlfriend. It's gonna be awesome for you. 406 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,800 Why that? 407 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,500 Who was the one who said... 408 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,500 ...I enjoy being together with my girl most when she is not there? 409 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,800 That was before. 410 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,800 Ohh I see 411 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,500 With Gina everything changed. 412 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:34,800 - Really - Yea of course 413 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,500 - What? - Yea sure 414 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,500 This woman has everything that I need. 415 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,500 It's all about differnt things. 416 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,800 Totally different. 417 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,500 We are about solidarity... 418 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,500 ...and honesty. 419 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:53,800 Yes 420 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,500 - What? - Nothing. 421 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,500 LIMBO - PARTY 422 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,800 What are you doing here? 423 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,800 Hi Stefan! 424 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,500 Hi 425 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,800 Sorry, I hope I don't disturb... 426 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,500 No, no problem. What are you doing here? I thought you were in Berlin? 427 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,500 I visit my parents, just for a few days. 428 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,500 Hello 429 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,500 Have a seat. You want a drink? 430 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,500 Water please. 431 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,500 - So what's up? - I'm fine 432 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,500 - And you? - Good, can't complain. 433 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,500 - Where is Kai? - Still sleeping. 434 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,500 But you're still doing this together, right? 435 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,500 Sure, you know Kai. He needs attention. 436 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,800 - Still so bad? - Yea. 437 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,500 He smokes pot even on the toilet. He sais it's better for the diagestion. 438 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,500 Thanks 439 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,500 You study law? What's with your plans to open a beach caf�? 440 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,500 Ahh forget that. It was nonsense. 441 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,500 But you got it all checked out, just had to get on the plain... 442 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,500 I do my education first. Then I see what will be next. 443 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,500 But it was always your thing. Going somewhere nice. Sea, beach, palm, build up an own existance. 444 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,800 Well, tell a little about you. How are you? 445 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,500 Excellent, the studies are going great. And I will go to London for my masters. 446 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,500 London? Congratulations. 447 00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,800 Thanks 448 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,500 And that's why I'm here. I wanna throw a little party... 449 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,500 ...with the people from back then... ...you're invited of course... 450 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,500 ...and I wanted to order some drugs from you. 451 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,800 What do you want to order? 452 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,800 Drugs. You heard me. 453 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,500 Drugs? You? What for? 454 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,500 Excellent question. 455 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,500 Sure, what do you want? 456 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,500 Schoof, bio-skunk, Superwahnsinn. Mann, Mann, Mann, Mann! 457 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,500 well for a good farewell party. 458 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,500 Aren't you afraid that you'll never leave this palce? 459 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,500 Why? It's nice here. 460 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,800 Three Superwahnsinn... 461 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,500 ...bioskunk, schoof. 462 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,500 She knew a lot about drugs suddenly. 463 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,500 I just want you to question this strange metamorphosis. 464 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,800 Shit, it's still full of greeflies. 465 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,500 Cause then you'd see that it was nothing but show. 466 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,500 - Fucking flies - Just show 467 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,500 She only came to show me how great she developed. 468 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,800 It's a sacandal 469 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,500 Any why? Because she still loves me. 470 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,500 That's a fact. But she is without a chance. 471 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,500 Cheat on Gina because with her. That's totally crazy. 472 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,500 Oh come on, you've been nagging about that all day. 473 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,500 What? Sorry that I am talking about something personal for once. 474 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,500 That's not the point. I beleive you that you wouldn't cheat. 475 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,500 So what are we discussing about? 476 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,500 The thing is that I could cheat. 477 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,500 I mean I ain't, but I could be. 478 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,500 But I don't think that I am asking for to much... 479 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,500 ...when I want you to show some interest in my situation. 480 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,500 So, why is there the possibility that you might cheat on her? 481 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,800 Well... 482 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,500 ...Gina is pretty cool 483 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,500 But Jenny also has advantages. 484 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,800 - Sex! - Sex. 485 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,500 - For example. - Aha. 486 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,500 Jenny, she was terriffic in bed. 487 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,500 ...but with Gina... ...I didn't even get a boner in the beginning. 488 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,800 Why that? 489 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,500 That is exactely what I am trying to tell you. 490 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,500 Jenny I met in the disco, right? And always more of a fashion girl. 491 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,500 But Gina...I knew her before already... 492 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,500 and she was a friend. That is the problem. 493 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,500 The transition between friend and sex object. 494 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,500 Imagine you go out anf have fun and afterwards you're in bed and she is giving you a blow job. 495 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,500 Would you let a friend suck your dick? 496 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,500 If he is pretty. 497 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,500 You're killing me. Stop it. 498 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,500 But are you getting the problem? 499 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,500 You see why there is at least one reason to cheat? 500 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,500 - Yea alright but you're not going to. - Yes of course not. 501 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,500 Well then everything is alright, christ! 502 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,500 Asshole king! Come on. Pussy! 503 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,500 Asshole, give it to me! Boner! 504 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,500 Achim my friend. I have to say your strange flies... 505 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,500 ...are just sunbathing and nothing else. 506 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,500 Sun? I thought you're growing indoors with a sunray lamp?!? 507 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,300 Sunray lamp? These aren't just two plants in the bathroom... 508 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,500 ...for our crops you don't need a sunray lamp, you neen an entire galaxy. 509 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,800 - I see - Yes 510 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,500 Well outdoors these flies won't help. In that case we need a new strategy. 511 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,500 He's harmless. 512 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,500 Limbolooooooooo!!! 513 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,500 Hey! How low can you go?!?!?! 514 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,500 Hey! How low can you go?!?!?! 515 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,500 So what now? 516 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,800 - For me? - You want one? 517 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,500 Thanks. Cheers. 518 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,500 Back in the days we never partied together like that 519 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,500 Back then you were different. 520 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,800 Friends? 521 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,500 Friends?!?! 522 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,500 Thanks 523 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,500 Are you alright? 524 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,500 No, nothing is alright. 525 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,800 I don't get it. 526 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,500 Kai, do I have... 527 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,800 ...cellulitis...? 528 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,500 No, you're a top class woman. That's not the reason. 529 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,500 You can't get a boner, and my ex boyfriend gets a blowjob from his vacuum cleaner. 530 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,500 Great "top class woman" 531 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,500 Did you never get it, who was the reason why all my relationships didn't work out?. 532 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,500 I never wnated to tell you that. Sorry. 533 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,500 What are you afraid of, Kai? 534 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,500 I'm not afraid. 535 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,500 I just want things to stay the way they are. 536 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,500 Hey pussys!!! Limbo!!! Shit!!! 537 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,500 You can go. 538 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,500 Really? 539 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,500 Seriousely?!?! 540 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,500 Is there somethnig to smoke left? 541 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,500 Mann, Mann, Mann, Achim 542 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,500 Sleeping bags are in the corridor. I go to sleep. Good night. 543 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,500 Did you see that look she gave me? 544 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,500 Honesty...true loyalty... 545 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,500 Jenny! Can I come in? 546 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,500 That thing between us never really stoped, right? 547 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,500 I got a headache. 548 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,800 Good morning 549 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,500 Good morning. Get out of my bed now. 550 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,500 Breakfast 551 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,500 THE ZERO-ZERO DESASTER 552 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,500 "Hit him with full strength. That hurt." 553 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,500 "Get's the ball just like that." 554 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,500 You really want to talk Achim to the plantation? 555 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,500 Well we hardly know the guy. 556 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,500 Are you afraid he's gonna turn us in, or what?. 557 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,500 That huge plantation can get us into jail. 558 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,500 Don't be silly. Achim smokes more than both of us together, plus he knows about growing. 559 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,500 Shit! Always the same, you lulled me with your damn paranoia. 560 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,800 Some people just can't loose. 561 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,800 "Some people just can't loose." 562 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,800 - Want another zero-zero? - Come on one more. - One more and I kick your ass. 563 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,500 Did you manipulate something about the level? 564 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,500 Who is that now? 565 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,500 Damn, it's my father! Quick! 566 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,500 Hello Kai 567 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,500 Hey dady 568 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,500 It smells sweet in here. 569 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,500 It's just this stuff, the air was bad. 570 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,800 So how is your stomache? 571 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,800 Much better already, thanks. 572 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,500 I see 573 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,800 Optimistic for your exam? 574 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,500 Yeayea the stomache thing was a little promlematic. But I'll be alright. 575 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,500 You have to work hard now. Life ain't one big party. 576 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:57,500 By the way, Dr. Kollmann comes for dinner the night after tomorrow. He runs the bigest office in town. 577 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,800 Kollmann, yea I know, of course. 578 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,500 Maybe you can drop by? He might be able to do something for you. 579 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,500 A little "vitamine B", can't be bad to get some contacts... 580 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,500 Stefan! What the hell? What's that? 581 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,500 Just stomache medicine. It's really... 582 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,500 I started feeling sick again. 583 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,500 I think I drank 10 liters of water already. 584 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,500 - Did it work? - Apparently 585 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,500 Good hint with the water. I don't feel anything so far. 586 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,500 The cops busted Dopex with 2 gramm cocaine in his car. 587 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,500 What? I knew it. I knew it! Shit! 588 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,500 Dopex, remember? The guy I showed you on the party. 589 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,500 Yea I remember. 590 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,500 Stefan, what are you doing? 591 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,500 Are you nuts? Our entire supply. 592 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,500 You flushed 1 kg gourmet dope down the toilet. 593 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,500 Dopex got bustet. If he tells them names they are going to search our place. 594 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,800 What then? 595 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,500 Just shut up. You messed everyhting up. 596 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,500 Of course you don't care. You get all your money from mommy. 597 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,500 But I'm gonna become somebody. I'll be a lawyer. 598 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,500 And I don't want to end up like the two retards out ther in the bus! 599 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,500 - Nice start Bullmann! - It's nothing compared to that home delivery sevrice. 600 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,800 Possible, but you have to get us evidence. 601 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,500 A few gram from the pocket are not enough. 602 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,500 Bring real bulletproove evidence. 603 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,500 The more the better. 604 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,500 - So you want to follow your fathers footsteps? - I think so. 605 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,500 Well that is a challange. Your fathers career is quite impressing. 606 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,500 May I introduce you to my daughter Laura? 607 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,500 - Hello - Good evening 608 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,500 Are you insane? 609 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,500 I'm sorry, just a nervous reflex... 610 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,500 I think I will specialize into criminal law. 611 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,500 I know it's pretty crowded, but it's a chance to get far quickly. 612 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,500 Very determined, I like that. 613 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,500 - Is you girlfriend doing law too? - Hmm? 614 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,500 If you have a girlfriend. 615 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,500 Gina does economics, she is abroad now. 616 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,500 She is..ehhm...she is in the USA. Does an internship, for 3 months. 617 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,500 Gina is very hard working. She get's things done. 618 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,800 - Mama! - What is it? 619 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,800 - I wanna go play. - Ok. 620 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,500 Your father told me you finance your studies by yourself? 621 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Yea he works in a pizzaria. Seems to be a well paying buisness. 622 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:45,500 You should see the car he is driving. 623 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,500 So where do you see yourself in 5 years? 624 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,800 Well, ehhm... 625 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,800 ...we'll see... 626 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,500 Don't be so shy! He always wanted to be a lawyer. 627 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,500 - Not easy. - But if you really want it you can do it. 628 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,500 The most important thing is to have clear goals in life. 629 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,500 And for you the only goal can be an excellent degree. 630 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,500 And then you can come to my office. 631 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000 When will you be ready? 632 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,500 Takes a little longer. 633 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,500 - What semester are you now? - 10th 634 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,500 He is doing his exam now. 635 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,500 - Then it's about time for you now, ehh? - Hmm 636 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,500 Stefan! You wanna go get some fresh air? 637 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,500 I open the window. 638 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,500 - What is it with you? - Stefan! Talk to us! 639 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,500 Stefan! 640 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,800 641 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,500 Take that brat away. That's not a child it's the devil. 642 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,500 What are you talking about? 643 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,500 THE BRAIN CELL MASSACRE 644 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,500 Didn't they look different in the mushroom book? 645 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,800 You were supposed to look them up. 646 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,500 small...white lamella,... ...that should do it. 647 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,500 - That is just the right approach for picking mushrooms. - Come on, we had the best dope in town, and now all got are... 648 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,500 ...these instant mushrooms. 649 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,500 Mushrooms on a pizza, nobody will bust us for that... 650 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,500 ...the best future investement. 651 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,500 I hope they kick in. 652 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,500 We can test it. 653 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,500 That is being used in Kazachian plantations. 654 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,500 So don't get your noses too deep into it. 655 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,500 Why? 656 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,800 You knwo how the polish call that stuff? 657 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,800 Brain cell massacre 658 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,800 "Brain cell massacre"? 659 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,500 Och by the way... 660 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,500 Kai and I had some of these earlyer. 661 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,500 A little more life quality for the garden work. 662 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,500 I can solve your Greenflies problem. 663 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,500 Appart from that, great plants. 664 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,800 - Let's harvest - What? 665 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,500 Look at the high stand. It's too obvious, a miracle nobody has discovered the crops yet. 666 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,500 - what are you talking about? If we wait 2 weeks longer... 667 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,800 ...we have 30% more - I don't care 668 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,500 - Are you nuts? What's your problem? - We harvest 669 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,800 And why did Achim bring the brain cell massacre? 670 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,500 I made a choice, spontanious. The crops have to go. 671 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,500 Sponatneous. Spontaneous you also destroyed all our supplies. 672 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,500 That's nonsense Right Achim? Rigt? 673 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,800 Say something, man. 674 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,500 That's your choice. You can harvest now if you want. 675 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,500 "well we can harvest if we want" great. 676 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,500 Well alright, let's harvest. 677 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,500 Was there something? 678 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,800 There was something. Be quiet. 679 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,500 I can't hear anything. Stop you damn paranoia! 680 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,500 Hello? 681 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,500 Stefan! Stefan! 682 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,800 I don't know what's going on with him. 683 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,800 - There is a hunter - Shut up 684 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,500 What's going on with you? 685 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,500 - Small white lamella should do it, eh? - Sorry, little mistake. 686 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,500 - "A little mistake? - Yes, sorry. 687 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,500 - Keep his mouth closed. - No he's spitting. 688 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,500 Stefan, Stefan! I can't hold him back. 689 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,800 The brain cell massacre 690 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,500 Stefan, no. You can't do that! 691 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,500 It's dangerous! Who knows what it'll do to him! You can't do that man! 692 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,800 Hello? 693 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,500 Oh Shit. Hide him. 694 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,500 Hello? 695 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,500 Everything alright? 696 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,500 - He puked out the mushrooms? - Yes, but who knows what the brain cell massacre is still doing to him. 697 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,500 - Let's get him to a hospital. - Yes - I get the rest. 698 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,800 Freeze 699 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,500 Calm down. That's not how you think. 700 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,500 One move and I shoot. 701 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,800 - Are you crazy? - Put him in the car. 702 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,800 We can't we need the car for Achim. 703 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,500 He saw the dope. Put him in the trunk. 704 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,800 Look what you've done. 705 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,500 Always the same shit. 706 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,800 Shouldn't we bring them to the hospital? 707 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,500 To the hospital? When he wakes up he will remmeber everything. 708 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,500 - We gotta get rid of the hunter somehow. - Get rid? You wanna kill him or what? 709 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,500 Are you completely crazy now? This ain't no damn gangster movie. 710 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,500 Hey you said we should get rid of him, I said we bring him to the hospital. 711 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:28,800 712 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,500 - You know what I mean. - No I don't 713 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,500 I don't know how to get rid of somebody without getting rid of him. 714 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,500 Kai. Shut up now, I have to think. 715 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,500 "And here are the results of the Bundesliga games: SC Freiburg - Werder Bremen 2:1... 716 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,500 ...Borussia Dortmund - 1860 M�nchen 1:3... 717 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:53,500 ...Bayer Leverkusen looses against FC Bayern M�nchen 0:3, all three goal were scored by Mehmet Scholl..." 718 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,500 Mehmet is pretty hot at the moment, ay? 719 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,500 ...Mehmet......hot. 720 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,500 No no, Mehmet is not hot, Mehmet is glowing. 721 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,500 They are thinking about coating the stadium so that he won't stick. 722 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,500 723 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,500 I think Mehmet is the only guy in the world... 724 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,500 ...that I'd give a blow job. 725 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,800 Seriousely 726 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,500 Mehmet has style, and he looks handsome. 727 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,500 ...good legs, good body, good face... 728 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,500 I'm not saying that you won't do it, but... 729 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,500 ...maybe Mehmet Scholl wouldn't be the only guy tht you'd give a blowjob. 730 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,500 What? no, don't get me wrong... 731 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,500 ...I'd never suck anybodies dick. 732 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,500 I'm only saying if.... 733 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,500 ...if then only Mehmet. 734 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,800 Ok, alright. 735 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,500 Imagine you'd really give hime a blowjob. 736 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,500 And imagine his dick is really good. 737 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,500 You'd do it one, twice, three, four, five,... probably ten times. 738 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,500 ...but at the 11th time you'd hear this slight knocking... 739 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,500 ...in your head... ....from the inside.... 740 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,800 ...and you know why? 741 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,500 - You'll tell me. - Yea I'll tell you. 742 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,500 Because in your head lives a little man,... 743 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,500 ...who knocks aginst you sculp from the inside... 744 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,500 ...harder and harder and harder. Untill it sounds as if he's hammering "BAM BAM"... 745 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,500 ...against your synapses. 746 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,500 And when you raise your head between Mehmets legs for the 20th time... 747 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,500 ...then you'll start listening to the little man... 748 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,500 ...You'd listen, and you knwo what he sais? - What? 749 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,500 He'd say: "Stefan, listen Mehmets dick is pretty good,... 750 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,500 ...but are you sure that it's really the best?" 751 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,800 Yea, you laugh. Aren't there much better... 752 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,500 ...nicer and bigger dicks in the world?" 753 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,500 And you'd think, and at some point you'd do it... 754 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,500 ...you'd suck them all. ... 755 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,500 ...you'd suck the big, the small, the yellow, the black, the green, the red... - Yea I got it! 756 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:22,500 Ok, alright. Then you'd suck them all, always searching for the ultimate dick. 757 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,500 Going from one dick to another. 758 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,500 But the reason is not that you like sucking dick, the reson is a different one, you know it? 759 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,500 The reson is the little man living in your head... 760 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,800 ...the little "I'm never satisfied" man lives in your head... 761 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,500 cause you're never happy with what you have or what you're doing. 762 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,500 - Awesome theory. - Yea it's a fact. 763 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,500 With Jenny you can't smoke pot, with Gina you can't fuck... 764 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,500 ...when we're sitting in the pizzeria you should be studying. 765 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,500 When we're together getting stoned you always think about your studies. 766 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,500 The little "I'm never satisfied" man is sitting in your head... 767 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,500 ...and therefore Mehmet Scholls' dick would never be the only one you'd suck. 768 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,500 - Awesome thanks. - You're welcome 769 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,500 You know sometimes I think... 770 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,500 ...if I really would have done my beach cafe... 771 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,500 ...and everything would have gone excellent... ...sun, beach, an own existance... 772 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,500 But if then you realize that you're still not happy. 773 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,500 That would be horrible. 774 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,500 So it's nice having an excuse for not being happy. 775 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,500 Yea it's also good to have an excuse for sucking dick. 776 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,500 777 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,500 Basically the only problem is that we don't have any problem. 778 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,500 Oh shit 779 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,500 Shit 780 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,500 Ok, stay cool. 781 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,500 Shit, it's over man. 782 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,500 Stay calm. 783 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,800 Step out of the car. 784 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,800 Alright guys. 785 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,500 If I search your glove compartment, what will I find? 786 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,500 Condoms or weed? 787 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,500 - Excuse me? - What are two guys doing in the middle of the night out on the fields? 788 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,500 Either they fuck or they smoke a joint. 789 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,500 - I have no idea what you're talking about. - It's alrigth guys. 790 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,500 I am ok with that. Better to smoke a joint every now and then,... 791 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,500 ...than getting drunk all the time. 792 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,500 - With dealers I have no mercy. - That's right. 793 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,500 - But personal use is ok. - Yes 794 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,500 - There you go - Thanks 795 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,500 - Just open the trunk please. - Why? 796 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,500 Just routine. 797 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,500 Well I can tell you what's in there, 2 corpses and 3 kg drugs. 798 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,500 Ohh that joke is old. 799 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,500 You fucking pigs! 800 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,800 Fucker 801 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:27,500 -I'm sorry, he can't help it. -Pig pussys! 802 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,500 - He's got one of these menthal disorders. - Tourette, right? 803 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,500 - Exactely - Doesn't he have his pills? 804 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,500 He forgot them at home. ((Gay dogs!)) 805 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,800 I told him to take them but he forgot. ((Asshole king, you monkey dicks!)) 806 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,500 He should take them quickly. 807 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,500 I hope it's no problem with insulting an officer? ((Fatpussys!)) 808 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,500 No problem, he doesn't know what he's doing. Just like when you're completely drunk. 809 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,500 ((Motherfuckers! Dirty damn Nazi-communists!)) 810 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,500 Interesting, what is the blood alcohol limit for that? ((Pigs!)) 811 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,500 Around 2 per mill. But now it's about time you take him home. 812 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,500 �ugler! 813 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,500 "Nazi-communists. Motherfuckers." 814 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,500 "Nazi-communists. Motherfuckers." 815 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,500 "Gay dogs?" Dude! 816 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,500 By the way, they gave me an idea. 817 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,500 818 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,500 And if he still remembers? The cop didn't say anything about amnesia? 819 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,500 They won't beleive him. 820 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:08,500 Plus they will think it's an excuse anyway, cause got drunk and screwed things up. 821 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,800 The cops will find him in his car. 822 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,500 Off the road, and hammered drunk. 823 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,500 - They will find him?? - Sure, we call anonymusely. 824 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,500 Yea alright. 825 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,500 - Ok, put the head on your shoulder. - Ok. 826 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,500 Fill him up. 827 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,500 - Open up. - There you go. 828 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,500 - Did he swallow it? - Don't know. 829 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,800 Ach, shit. 830 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,500 Once again. Further back with the head. Further. 831 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,500 Open wide. 832 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,500 Yeaaa now he's got it. 833 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,500 Shit, that's not working. 834 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,800 It's all going down the windpipe. 835 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,500 We have to put it in his gullet. 836 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,500 How's that gonna work? 837 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,500 Pick him up. 838 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,500 Which one is the gullet? Right or left? 839 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,500 How should I know? You can't stick a hose down his throat. 840 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,500 - Got any better idea? - No but...no. 841 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,500 - Right or left? - Don't know, right? 842 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,500 - Or maybe left? - Come on pick a choice. 843 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,500 We divide the responsbility. You tell where and I stick it in. 844 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,500 - OK: right. - Right it is. 845 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,500 - Or maybe left? - Oh come on, just tell me where! 846 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,800 - Left - Left? - Yes left. 847 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,500 Left it is then. 848 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,500 849 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:37,500 - I didn't know unconscious people can puke. - Yea they can. Ben Scott died of his own puke. 850 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:44,500 The stomache should be empty now, right? 851 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,500 - Alright, right or left? - Right. 852 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,500 - Who was Ben Scott anyway? - The former singer of AC/DC. 853 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,500 - So, since when do you like AC/DC? - I don't. 854 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,500 - 38% alkocohol, are that 2 per mil already? - Let's better be sure. 855 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,500 So that was it? 856 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,500 Yes 857 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,500 Wanna smoke a joint? 858 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,500 - The crops are in the trunk? - Yea we can take that. 859 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000 Alright guys. Drug search department. 860 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:03,500 THE UNMASKING 861 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,500 I can remember a game where Mehmet got disqualified... 862 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,500 ...he rerally provoked it. Saw a yellow card but he just didn't stop... 863 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:17,500 And when Bayern receives a goal. He just kicked down his opponent from behind. And gets the red card. 864 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,800 And what does Mehmet? 865 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,500 Mehmet calms down immediately. 866 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:29,500 He leaves the field without protest and accepts his punishment. Cause he just knows that he went too far this time. 867 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,500 Ok, now we got a serious problem. 868 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,500 - Open the trunk. - No. - That's a police officer. 869 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,500 Exactely, and if you let him out we go to jail. Stop it. 870 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,500 It's through, it's over. I can't stand that anymore! 871 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,500 Stefan! Don't panic, first... 872 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,500 Stop it! First we see what options we have, ok? 873 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,500 Options? What options do we have left? 874 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,500 You're nuts, we're not going to do this. 875 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,500 We agree that we can't hurt him right? 876 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,500 So we got only one option. We have to talk to a professional lawyer. 877 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,500 A judge. A judge like your father, 878 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:25,500 who would do everything to get his son out of this shit. 879 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,500 - Completely normal, eh? - I won't do it. I'm not going in there. We won't do that! 880 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,500 OK, listen. 881 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,500 It's the 90th minute. We're one goal down. The damn game is pretty much lost. 882 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,500 We have only one last chance. If we take that we might make it to overtime, ok? 883 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,800 Maybe we get a fucking golden goal. Then we still have only lost... 884 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,500 ...but you just want to wait here for the whistle? 885 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,500 I tell you one thing: Mehmet would have tried. 886 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,500 Are you not getting this? 887 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,500 We're sitting here. Back in the trunk is.... 888 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,500 ...and you have the nerves to come up with a fucking golden goal theory? 889 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,800 Don't you get it that this is exactely the bullshit that got us here? 890 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,800 What do you mean with that? 891 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:23,500 I mean all this hanging around. Talking "stylish" nonsense, smoking pot all the time... 892 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,800 All that "cool" bullshit. 893 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,500 Listen, we're not cool. You and me are not cool. 894 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,500 We're two loosers hanging out in a crappy pizzeria... 895 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,800 ...diletantely dealing dope... 896 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,500 ...and having there lifes completely messed up now. 897 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,500 Man, we could have killed him. 898 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,800 You..you're not getting it. 899 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,500 You little backwooded bigmouth just don't get it. 900 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,500 You don't get it. 901 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:56,500 I just can't beleive that I joined in your bullshit for all that time. 902 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,500 Did I force you into anything? 903 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,500 You could have left at any time. No problem. 904 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:17,500 So don't blame me alone for all that shit, ok? 905 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,300 You're a coward. 906 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:24,500 You want to change your life?: Go ahead change it. 907 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,500 You're always whining. Always complaing about things,... 908 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,500 ...about Franka, about Sch�ngeist, and how fucked up they are. 909 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:34,500 You're right, but you know what? 910 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,000 The are fucked up, but with conviction. 911 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:42,000 And therefore they have a thousand times more class than you, cause they beleive in what they're doing. 912 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:42,800 and you? 913 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,500 You still sit here whining around instead of getting up you ass. 914 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,500 Seems like you're not getting that. They'll put you away. 915 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,500 Going to jail. Picture that. 916 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:60,500 You think dady will finally be proud of you then? 917 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,500 Alright boys. Tell me what happened. 918 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,500 Well... 919 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,500 The pizzeria, where we work... 920 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,500 Is not really about pizza... 921 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,500 ...that is just a cover. 922 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:59,500 I fact we sell drugs from there. 923 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,500 ...hash, marihuana... -...bioskunk... 924 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,500 ...anything... 925 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,500 The customers order on the phone, and we deliver home. 926 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,500 No hard drugs, only cannabis products. 927 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,500 We sold so far... 928 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,500 ...20 kilo alltogether. I guess. 929 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,500 A few weeks ago an under cover detective infiltrated our business. 930 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,500 - He didn't reveal his cover cause he wanted to get our sources. - You know what that means? 931 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,500 Wait, that's not the whole truth yet. 932 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,500 Yesterday we took him to the plantation. 933 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,500 After we harvested about 3kg weed... 934 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,500 ...he tried to bust us, in flagranti. 935 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,500 - Wait, there is still more. - Of course, excuse me. 936 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,500 So when he wanted to bust us we grabbed him... 937 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,500 ...and put him in the trunk of my BMW. 938 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,500 And he is still in there now. And the car is parked outside in the driveway. 939 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,500 That's it. 940 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:44,500 I have an old friend back from my days as public prosecutor. 941 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,500 And how are you planing to keep your man quiet? 942 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,500 I threaten him with disciplinary proceedings. 943 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,500 Suppression of evidence, unallowed methods... 944 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,500 And if he still talks nobody will beleive him. 945 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:16,500 You know how many black sheep we have in our own rows. 946 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,500 - Again, thank you for everything. - No problem 947 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,500 I have kids myself. 948 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,500 The 3 kg? In the car? Good. 949 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,500 950 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:28,500 Dad really hauled him over the coals that night. He said if he fails his exam hell is gonna break loose. 951 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:33,500 Since then he completly seales himself off and studies. I wonder how he is doing. 952 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:41,500 I called Gina some days ago and told her that it's over. She got an american guy now. 953 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,500 That slut. 954 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,500 He didn't keep in touch with you? 955 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:04,800 956 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,500 You may now start the exam. 957 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,500 Why don't you call him? 958 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,500 Want a shootie? 959 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,500 I go deliver these, ok? 960 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,500 It's weird that I didn't have to think about my father. 961 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,500 Or about the fact that I now pick a so called "choice for life". 962 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:50,500 No. When I slowly began to like the idea to just not finish the exam... 963 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,800 ...I had to think about Kai... 964 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,500 ...and the theories he would have made up about all these weirdos here. 965 01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,500 They will say that I should have directed my departure a little more spectacular... 966 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,500 ...rip up my paper or something. 967 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,500 But that would have been to theatrical. 968 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,500 You should always keep a certain style. 969 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,500 - Hi - Hi 970 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:36,500 You know, I just happened to be in the area, so i thought... 971 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,500 That's nice 972 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,500 - Unfortunately I'm a bit in a hurry. - Why? 973 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:51,500 Gotta home to pack my things. I want to go to the airport. 974 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,500 Seriousely? 975 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:02,500 Well I can give you a ride, if you want. 976 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,500 Don't you want to cut it? 977 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,500 - Why? - Well why do you think? I surely wasn't going to eat it. 978 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:42,500 By the way, you know what I read the other day? 979 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,500 Eleniak, you know? 980 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,500 She got fired in Baywatch only because,... 981 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,500 ...cause she was nagging about Hasselhoff all the time... 982 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,800 Yea 983 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,500 - You were wrong man. - Alright, ok. 984 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,500 - But I did it with style, right? - That's right 985 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,500 986 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,500 987 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,500 988 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,500 989 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,500 990 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,500 991 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,500 992 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,500 993 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,500 994 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,500 995 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,500 996 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,500 997 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,500 998 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,500 999 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,500 1000 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,500 1001 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,500 1002 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,500 1003 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:53,500 76585

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