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(PLAYFUL GURGLING NOISES)
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Huh?
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Hey!
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(PULSING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BOWLING SOUNDS)
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING)
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(WHIRRING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(BUZZING)
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- (VACUUM NOISE)
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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Citizens of Planet Earatavikslu,
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your world has been scanned
and compressed into a smaller file
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for efficient storage and preservation.
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You are welcome.
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The largest planet database in the galaxy
is one planet closer to completion.
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Finally, every spot on the D
through E shelf will now be full.
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(LAUGHING)
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- Ow!
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Argh.
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Planet Earatavikslu is now damaged.
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My collection can only
assimilate planets in mint condition.
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Argh.
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(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING) Recalculating,
recalculating, recalculating.
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(BEEPS) Circuit balance restored.
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Now, I must calculate an alternative world
that will go between Buzizz and Eberth.
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If only there was another planet
that started with E-A.
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Searching...
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Searching...
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Searching...
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Ah! Required data file located.
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The very planet that Darkseid told me
about in my digital suggestions box,
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the planet Earth.
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(LAUGHING)
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- (BEEPING)
- Recalculating...
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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BATMAN: When Martian Manhunter,
Green Arrow and Batman team up,
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criminals like Cheetah and Vandal Savage
don't stand a chance.
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And now to meet up with the rest
of the league, the Justice League.
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Strange to think that only last year,
I was hesitant to join them,
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and now I could not be more proud to be
a member of most dedicated, intrepid
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and professional band of heroes,
history has ever known.
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Let's see what they are up to.
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SUPERMAN: 92, 93, 94...
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- 95, 96, 97, 98...
- (WHIMPERING)
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Flash, I can still hear you
trying to find a hiding spot.
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Better hurry!
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- 99...
- No.
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100!
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Ready or not, here I come!
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And Green Lantern is behind the armchair.
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Hey, no fair! I thought we said that
you couldn't use your superpowers.
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X-ray vision much?
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I didn't. It was the only piece
of green furniture in the Hall of Justice.
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Oh. Right!
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(GRUNTS)
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Cyborg is in Wonder Woman's invisible jet.
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Dang! How does he do it?
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Golly, Cyborg. I keep telling you,
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Wonder Woman's plane
is invisible except for the person in it.
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Really?
Why would that be helpful in any way?
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- (BEEPING)
- (GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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- Vic!
- (RICOCHETING)
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(CRASH)
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I found Wonder Woman!
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Aw, I'm sorry, Wonder Woman.
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You gave up your hiding space
and lost a game
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just to keep me from doing something dumb!
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And I know how competitive you are.
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Think nothing of it, Cyborg.
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On Paradise Island,
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we Amazons learn that the wellbeing
of others is always what matters most.
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She is so nice.
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(SCOFFS) You couldn't find me!
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I hid in the perfect place.
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New York?
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Argh. How does he do it?
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- Oh. (LAUGHS)
- (WHIZZING)
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Superman, you really are
the best at hide-and-go-seek.
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You can find anybody.
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Oh, gee. Thanks.
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You know when I was in the Scouts as
a kid, they always told me to be prepared.
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(BATMAN CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh. Hey, Batman!
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We were just, um, honing our skills
of camouflage and, and, and...
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Being stealthy, you now, like you!
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Instead of performing
your scheduled duties
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and monitoring the world for injustice,
you were playing hide-and-go-seek.
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Superman was "it" and found
each of you within two minutes.
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He really is
the world's greatest detective.
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Gee whiz, Bruce, I'm sorry
we didn't invite you to play. We could...
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Secret identities
are not to be mentioned while in costume.
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As stated
in the Justice League Rule Book, page one.
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Our friendly exercise didn't seem like
the kind of thing you'd enjoy, Batman,
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not like, uh, fighting crime.
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Friendly exercise.
I understand completely.
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My dark and mysterious nature
terrifies criminals,
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intimidates my enemies,
and discourages friendships.
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I'm okay with that.
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What? Don't be silly.
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Of course you're our friend.
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We're all friends.
We're like super friends.
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Super best friends!
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- Like Jupiter and Poseidon.
- Buddies, amigos.
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Uh, let's be honest,
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this is the guy whose favorite pastime is
dreaming up ways to defeat each of us,
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should we suddenly turn evil.
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I bet he is carrying kryptonite
in his back pocket right now.
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I don't have back pockets.
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And you sure don't have faith
in your colleagues here either.
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It's hard to call
a guy like that a friend.
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Well, I suppose Batman's not so much
of a "Let's hang out and goof off," friend.
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He's more of a "Let's get
things done" friend.
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- Right.
- Exactly!
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Like, if we were
doing something important,
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like fighting crime or painting Wonder
Woman's apartment, we'd totally call you.
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No need to explain.
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I don't need friends
the Dark Knight walks alone.
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- Batman...
- (CYBORG BUZZING)
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Cyborg's mobile trouble alert.
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(CYBORG BUZZING)
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The threat appears to be space-based.
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Readjust the League's satellite
to coordinates delta 27, grid five.
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On it.
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- (BUZZING)
- There it is. I see something.
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Increasing resolution.
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Oh, no.
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You know what that is?
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Yes, I do. And we have to stop it
before it reaches Earth.
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To the Javelin.
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(ENGINES WHIRRING)
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Prepare for launch. Everyone, buckle in.
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Ah, who needs a seat belt?
I can run faster than this bucket.
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Three, two, one, blast off.
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Whoa!
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Everyone, everyone needs
to buckle up, every time.
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Okay, I see your point.
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Superman, you said you know
what this thing is?
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Unfortunately.
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That ship belongs to a sentient robot
named Brainiac.
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More like dumb-name-iac! Am I right?
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I'm high-fiving you for that,
but my heart isn't in it.
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(SMACK)
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Computer, access Kryptonian database
from Superman Baby rocket.
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That's the alien rocket that brought you to
Earth as an infant from a doomed planet.
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Yes, I know.
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Brainiac was designed to be
the ultimate artificial intelligence.
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Built to catalog the existing universe
for future generations.
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Unfortunately, due to an accident
and a glitch in his programing,
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Brainiac now scours the galaxy
looking for planets to capture,
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and permanently preserve
in his growing collection.
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Oh, I totally get the impulse.
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I collect commemorative
coffee mugs. (ZOOM)
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
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This one is from Niagara Falls,
this one is from the Grand Canyon,
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this one is a souvenir coffee mug
from a factory that makes coffee mugs.
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(GROANING) Please stop.
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I did not come back to Earth
to listen to Flash talk about coffee mugs!
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How can Brainiac capture
entire civilizations?
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Two words. Shrink ray.
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Actually, shrink-ray is a single
hyphenated word, but I'll let that pass.
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Whoa, shrink-ray.
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That would be a great way
to save storage space!
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You could just shrink your Christmas
decorations when you didn't need...
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All right, team, this is
a class one threat so I want you to...
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All right, enough talk...
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I'm not afraid of this
overgrown calculator with attitude.
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Lantern, we all know you are fearless.
Just wait until...
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(SIGHS)
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At least I can make a plan for the rest...
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(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
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So, that's what that feels like.
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BRAINIAC: Two millimeters backward.
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Ah, there!
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Now, all the jars are once again even.
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- Perfect!
- (BEEPING)
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What's this?
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The Earth data file appears
to have a firewall defense.
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Activating malware.
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING)
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Please identify yourselves by name.
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I prefer to defeat you
in alphabetical order.
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The Justice League will not be filed,
stamped, indexed, cataloged, or collected.
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Then, you will be deleted.
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Control, alt, destroy.
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Missiles! If you think I'm gonna turn
chicken because of a bunch of...
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Missiles that fire laser beams?
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Nope, still not afraid.
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Glad I polished these bracelets.
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Incoming!
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(CYBORG WHOOPING)
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(SINGSONGY)
Check out my spinning laser attack!
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Oh, yeah? Well, check out my,
taking-care-of-these-missiles attack.
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I'm still working on the name.
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Ha!
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GREEN LANTERN:
You keep working on that, Flash.
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In the meantime, I'll show you how
to put the bite on these bombs.
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(BUZZING NOISE)
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(CRASH)
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See what I did there?
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Ugh, boys. Always fighting.
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Perhaps we can solve this peacefully.
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- (ELECTRIC BUZZ)
- (GASPS)
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Hey!
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Okay, you asked for it, buddy.
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(YELLING)
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(LAUGHS) You gave him a black eye!
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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZ)
- Whoa.
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Ow. Probably, should have
slipped into that jetpack.
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Don't worry, Flash.
I'll get you back in the fight.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, no.
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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(LAUGHS)
Wonder Woman, check out the mustache.
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(FLASH SCREAMING)
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Flash! Look at you.
You are quite the go-getter.
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And don't forget,
I magnetized your space boots.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIZZING)
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Hey, hey, now my boots will
match my magnetic personality.
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Hey, Brainiac, get a load of this.
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Here's something that will
really turn your head.
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(SCOFFS) Too easy.
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(GRUNTING)
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Destroying my peripherals
is not part of the program.
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Error, error!
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Recalculating.
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- Units of Earth...
- (CYBORG HUMMING)
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I have selected your planet
for permanent back-up in my archives.
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Prepare to be downsized.
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Activating shrink-ray.
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Everyone, stand back, I've got this.
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(GRUNTS)
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- My shrink-ray! You broke it!
- (BEEPING)
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Nothing like soaking up some rays from
old Mr. Sunshine to charge up my powers.
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The Earth doesn't want
or need your type of saving.
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It is under the protection
of the Justice League.
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Accessing Justice League.
249
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(BEEPING) Super speed, super circuits,
super warrior, super jewelry.
250
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,328
And this one has no powers?
251
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,211
Well, he won't be a problem.
252
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,161
Super alien?
253
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:12,008
Ah, greetings Kryptonian, you are
mis-assigned to an incorrect planet.
254
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,890
You will be re-cataloged.
255
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,601
Don't count on it.
256
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,084
(WHOOSHING)
257
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,201
Argh!
258
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,004
I think he's had enough, Superman.
259
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,566
You don't wanna really hurt him.
260
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,280
No, of course not.
261
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,889
Recalculating, recalculating...
262
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,211
Well, that should do it.
263
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,849
Sometimes I forget
how much power I absorb from the Sun.
264
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,081
(BUZZING)
265
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,085
BATMAN: Brainiac has
regained control, but is retreating.
266
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,090
- Yes!
- (ALL WHOOPING)
267
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,529
- All right! Yes!
- All right! Great job! Yeah!
268
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:08,524
Bye-bye, Lame-iac,
or should I call you Run-away-niac?
269
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,887
(LAUGHS)
270
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,890
I hate to break up the party,
but we only have so much oxygen
271
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,408
and Flash tends to burn
through it every time he starts talking!
272
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,446
Hmm, not every time.
273
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,924
(CLANKING)
274
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,247
It seems that I... (STUTTERS)
275
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,286
Miscalculated the power level
of the Justice League units.
276
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,605
Calculating to the nth degree,
there is a 92% probability
277
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:45,082
of this Justice League preventing
my acquisition of planet Earth.
278
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,605
Amending plan...
279
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,929
Return to Brainiac Prime for
required repair and upgrade.
280
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,041
(OMINOUS NOISE)
281
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,281
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
282
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,804
Ah. Brainiac 1.1.
I ascertain that you are back.
283
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,290
- (SIGHS)
- Clearly, 1.4...
284
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,766
My vessel sustained damage in an
altercation with super-powered beings.
285
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,525
See that she is repaired!
286
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,484
And it could do with a coat of wax.
287
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,122
Understood, Brainiac 1.1. It will be done.
288
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,006
Acknowledged, Brainiac 1.4.
289
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,321
And, Brainiac?
290
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,681
Yes, Brainiac?
291
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,401
Two coats.
292
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,723
Don't skimp like last time.
293
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,322
(MOCKING) "Don't skimp like last time."
294
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,847
Well, if isn't the mighty Brainiac 1.1?
295
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,730
Brainiac 1.2, Brainiac 1.3,
nice to see you!
296
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,249
It appears your vessel has
been upgraded with a mustache.
297
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,769
And downgraded with a black eye!
298
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,965
Even the shrink-ray is inoperative.
299
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,090
Nothing that I can't handle!
300
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,203
- However, I shall require
- (EXCLAIMING)
301
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,370
the premium Brainiac vessel
with all the extras.
302
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:43,090
Although, it lacks a shrink-ray,
the premium vessel is exceptional!
303
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,687
How come you get to
use the premium vessel?
304
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,728
Because, Brainiac 1.3, 1.2,
305
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,726
I am Brainiac 1.1!
306
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,168
I will return to Earth
and begin the cataloging process.
307
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,962
You will deliver my original vehicle
to me as soon as it is repaired.
308
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:09,723
You're number one for now,
but soon, I'll be number one.
309
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,770
You're number two for now,
but soon, I'll be number two.
310
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,206
(BOTH SCREAM)
311
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,211
That Brainiac is a jerk.
312
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,768
Did you see the way Superman
threw that thing?
313
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,765
Put some serious spin on it.
314
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,644
My boy could pitch for the Majors!
315
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,249
(LAUGHS) But I would never do that
because it wouldn't be fair.
316
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,889
Anyway, I couldn't have done it without
the help of my closest friends.
317
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,923
- (BEEPING)
- Oh, and also my work colleagues.
318
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,611
Don't mind Bat, Superman.
319
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,610
He's probably thinking up sneaky new
ways to destroy you with Kryptonite
320
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,205
or defeat the rest of us in battle.
321
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,928
Even though we just saved the planet for,
like, the millionth time this week.
322
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,201
Actually, Green Lantern,
323
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,449
I was thinking that we need to figure out
the trajectory of Brainiac's retreat.
324
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,371
Best to be prepared
when he decides to make a return visit.
325
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,127
Return? After a spanking like that?
326
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,488
Yeah, I'm bettin'
we'll never see that freak again.
327
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,641
- (ALARM SOUNDING)
- Uh...
328
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,721
Er, maybe he's just passing by.
329
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,130
Aw, his new ride is so tiny and cute.
330
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,562
Not a problem, I'll deal with it.
331
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,006
Despite our quick victory last time,
Brainiac is a formidable foe.
332
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,925
I think we should come up
with a game plan.
333
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,481
Yeah, okay.
334
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,728
Um, Green Lantern, do you wanna come too?
335
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,446
I'm not afraid of that monotone metronome.
336
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,846
As you've said before.
337
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,490
- Wonder Woman?
- Absolutely!
338
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,610
Perhaps, I can diffuse the situation
before a confrontation arises,
339
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,046
the preferred Amazon way.
340
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,966
And if not, it's beat down time.
341
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,686
Hmm, I was thinking a more in-depth plan.
342
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,011
Oh, this is gonna be good!
343
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,725
I bet Superman is really
going to make this guy
344
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,571
regret coming back
to our neck of the woods.
345
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,565
- (SLURPING)
- Hmm!
346
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,805
That's far enough, Brainiac.
347
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,006
BRAINIAC: Ah, the three most powerful
units of the Justice League.
348
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,531
How fortuitous!
349
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,321
My calculations indicated that
you are the exact units I need
350
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,211
to eliminate in order
to acquire planet Earth.
351
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,481
(BEEP)
352
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,481
(BUZZING)
353
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,964
That energy signature...
A temporal anomaly.
354
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,806
Superman, Wonder Woman,
Green Lantern, get out of there!
355
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,844
Surrender immediately, Brainiac.
356
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,407
We've already wasted enough
time fighting with you.
357
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,524
Where you're going, Wonder Woman,
358
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,326
you will now have
all the time in the world.
359
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,761
(ALL GASPING)
360
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,810
- (WAILING)
- (SPURTING)
361
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,804
They're gone!
362
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:02,770
Brainiac destroyed Superman,
and Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern.
363
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,567
No, no, no, no,
I can't believe it. Brainiac won?
364
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,407
Oh, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern,
365
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,083
you may be gone forever,
but you'll never be forgotten.
366
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,970
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
367
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,365
They're not dead, Flash.
368
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,450
- They're simply lost in time.
- (WAILING)
369
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,320
They're what?
370
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,091
The Hall of Justice sensors
picked up a temporal anomaly
371
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,487
just before Brainiac's ray fired off.
372
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,761
If I'm right...
373
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,121
And when is he not?
374
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,642
Brainiac knows he doesn't have
the firepower to destroy the League.
375
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,571
But he can... Send them back through time?
376
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,489
I can trace
the residual temporal currents,
377
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,968
and calibrate a device that can pinpoint
when in time they've been placed...
378
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,481
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
379
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,120
And, there they are.
380
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,966
(GASPS) Batman, does this mean that we're
gonna build what I think we're gonna build?
381
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,084
It's only been a theory,
but we have to try.
382
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,321
Try what?
383
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,648
Flash, can you get us
to the Batcave quickly?
384
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,088
No problem. Fast is my middle name!
385
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,321
- It is?
- No.
386
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,244
Here, tow ropes. Hold on!
387
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,726
Whoa!
388
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,330
(CYBORG YELLING)
389
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,441
CYBORG: Whee!
390
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,121
Ow!
391
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,329
Pull yourself together, Cyborg.
392
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,561
(BUZZING)
393
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,651
Wow! The Batcave!
394
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,169
We should totally hang out here. We could
play air hockey and watch movies and...
395
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,125
After we save the world, obviously.
396
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,606
FLASH: Ugh, four minutes!
397
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,524
Sorry it took so long.
You know what'd be great,
398
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,485
if there was a tunnel all the way from
Metropolis to Gotham, right?
399
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,808
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
400
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,771
But in the meantime,
we've got a job to do.
401
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,361
(RATCHETING)
402
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,361
(QUACKING)
403
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,328
(CHUCKLES) Huh? Huh? Huh?
404
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,361
(SIGHS)
405
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,801
(WHISTLES)
406
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,889
She is beautiful.
407
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,889
She is gorgeous. She is...
408
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,361
What is she?
409
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,165
The Cosmic Treadmill.
410
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,284
She's a time machine powered
by my super speed.
411
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,926
At least in theory.
412
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,166
Flash and I have been developing the plans
for this device but we've never tested it.
413
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,165
Once activated, it could
very well create a rift in the time stream
414
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,084
causing a chain reaction
throughout the universe
415
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,090
causing all of space-time
to collapse in on itself.
416
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,601
That would not be good.
417
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,241
(ALARM SOUNDING)
418
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,401
Uh-oh.
419
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,761
Trouble alert.
420
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,927
Greetings Earth units,
I am Brainiac and I bring good news.
421
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,684
This is being broadcast
all over the world.
422
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,081
How do you know?
423
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,768
I've got built-in satellite, Wi-Fi, and
AM-FM radio, and he's on every channel.
424
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,085
Soon I will begin scanning and
cataloging every species on this planet,
425
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,921
in order to create
a precise record for posterity.
426
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,761
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
427
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,010
Once finished, I will shrink your planet
to a more efficient file size,
428
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,970
place it inside a glass bottle,
429
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:33,364
and store it safely in my library
of civilizations for all eternity.
430
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,841
You're welcome.
431
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,128
Now, that part I'm not so crazy about.
432
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,651
No time for a test run.
433
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,968
We've got to retrieve Superman,
Wonder Woman and Green Lantern
434
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,248
before Brainiac finishes
indexing the planet.
435
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,210
Flash, it's all up to you.
436
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,170
Definitely not crazy
about this plan either
437
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,482
after that whole collapsing
universe thingy you mentioned.
438
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,801
What about me?
439
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,283
Return to the Hall of Justice and call in
any available auxiliary Leaguers.
440
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,966
See if you can slow down
Brainiac's indexing process.
441
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,810
- CYBORG: On it.
- Faster, Flash.
442
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,810
And, guys, good luck.
443
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,525
I don't believe in luck.
444
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,080
What do you believe in?
445
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,441
- Batman!
- (BEEPING)
446
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,801
Flash, hit it.
447
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,325
Faster, Flash. The Cosmic Treadmill
is creating a temporal rift
448
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,323
at Wonder Woman's pre-historic location.
449
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,971
I hope this works!
450
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,921
(RATCHETING)
451
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,486
Wow!
452
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,646
(CAWING)
453
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,801
(SHRIEKS)
454
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,210
- (BEEPS)
- (GRUNTS)
455
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,884
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
456
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,410
Woo-hoo! We're alive!
457
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,081
Phew. Ah, that was pretty fast,
even for me.
458
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,401
I'll be glad to sit down.
459
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,722
Stay put! Flash, you have to keep running.
460
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,487
It takes an enormous amount of energy to
keep the Batmobile in this timescape.
461
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,889
If you stop, the Cosmic Treadmill
will snap back to our own era,
462
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,201
trapping us here forever.
463
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,845
Okay!
464
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,402
So, I guess I'll just keep running then.
465
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,761
And, you?
466
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,924
The first rule of infiltrating
a different time era is camouflage.
467
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,170
I'll need to blend in in order to find
out where Wonder Woman is.
468
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,641
- Blend in?
- (ZIPPING)
469
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,647
A Bat caveman outfit?
You keep that in your car?
470
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,081
Yes.
471
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,450
(BEEPING) It looks like
the temporal reading is west of here.
472
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,121
I'll go scout it out. You keep running.
473
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,407
Okay, I'll just be here on the Treadmill.
474
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,883
Running, if you need me.
475
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,045
(BEEPING)
476
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,362
- (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
- (PANTING)
477
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,443
You come with me now.
478
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,642
- (LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
- Let Ugh go, you beast.
479
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,086
- (GRUNTING)
- BATMAN: Hmm.
480
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,686
Vandal Savage.
481
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,248
The Justice League's never-aging
nemesis back in the time he came from.
482
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,411
Looks like he's been up to no good
since the beginning of history.
483
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,604
(GRUNTING)
484
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,170
Quiet, Arg!
485
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,842
Your grunting not save you.
486
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:16,001
My name, Ugh!
And Queen am going to find me.
487
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,324
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
488
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,601
Well, you am my hostage, and when we find
new country that me can rule,
489
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,686
you will be first citizen me oppress.
490
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,121
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
491
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,408
- Huh?
- Don't count on it, Savage.
492
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,124
Only an uncivilized brute threatens
a woman, or anyone else for that matter.
493
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,409
I not know how you know my name.
494
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,371
But why you dressed like a rat?
495
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,085
It's a bat.
496
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,051
And what have you done with Wonder Woman?
497
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,124
Me no understand your crazy talk.
498
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,927
Plus, me have no time
to chew mastodon fat with you!
499
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,121
Make time.
500
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,762
You am asked for this, Rat Skins.
501
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,004
(GRUNTING)
502
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,246
Huh?
503
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,721
(GRUNTING)
504
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,085
(LAUGHS) Men, you am so dumb.
505
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,324
While you fight, Ugh catches you.
506
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,851
Ugh, what are you doing?
507
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,448
We take you to Cave Queen now.
508
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,041
We?
509
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,883
- Yeah.
- (GRUNTING)
510
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,884
(GIRL SCREAMING)
511
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,641
So I tell him,
512
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,168
there's no future in red bricks,
you should invest in yellow bricks!
513
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,044
- (ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
- Huh?
514
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,201
(YELLING)
515
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,285
(SCREAMING)
516
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,601
BRAINIAC: Excellent.
517
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,005
With three members
of the Justice League out of the way,
518
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,891
the Earth will soon have a new home...
519
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,882
In my collection
right between Dzizz and Eberth.
520
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,924
(LAUGHING)
521
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,011
(BEEPING)
522
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,848
Login name, Cyborg. Password, Batfan1.
523
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,250
Aquaman, status?
524
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,409
"20,000 leagues under the sea."
525
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,281
So, no go there.
526
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,448
Hawkman returned to Thanagar
for molting season?
527
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,569
What is that, anyway?
528
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,811
Green Arrow is giving
an archery clinic on Rann?
529
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,128
Everyone on that planet has a ray gun!
530
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,841
Huh...
531
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,451
Superman's secret weapon.
532
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,927
Hmm.
533
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,526
Desperate times call for super measures.
534
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,090
(WHIMPERING)
535
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,330
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
536
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,961
- (BEEPS)
- Hello?
537
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,525
- (CYBORG'S MUFFLED VOICE)
- What?
538
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,286
Really? The League needs me?
539
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,489
And you signed my permission slip?
540
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,768
Well, I won't let you down, Cyborg.
541
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,610
Sorry, girls, got to run!
542
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,086
- Emergency!
- (SCREAMING)
543
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:06,411
Ooh, I can't wait to show the Justice
League that Supergirl is a team player.
544
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,451
(GIGGLING)
545
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,970
(GRUNTING)
546
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,366
BATMAN:
These rocks are strangely familiar.
547
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,886
I am in the pre-historic Batcave!
548
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,768
Me not know who you are,
549
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,442
but if not for you,
me would have escaped her vengeance!
550
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,169
Now we stuck between rock and hot place.
551
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,244
(CAVE PEOPLE CHANTING)
552
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,801
BATMAN: Her vengeance?
553
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,525
Who is this her?
554
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,650
She who must be obeyed!
555
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,323
You am soon see for self.
556
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,925
And tremble!
557
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,330
ALL: Queen, queen, queen,
queen, queen, queen, queen...
558
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,322
Oh, no! She comes!
559
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,001
Who comes?
560
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,725
Wonder Woman!
561
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,484
Silence, miscreant male.
562
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,600
You've been caught helping the evil Vandal
Savage escape with one of my women.
563
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,409
And for that, you will be cleansed in the
fire of the mountain like roasted geese.
564
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,761
(GRUNTING AND CHANTING)
565
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,170
BATMAN: Hmm, apparently,
Brainiac's time-beam
566
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,607
is so jarring it creates a form of amnesia.
567
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,844
If I can get her to remember who she is,
568
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,646
the timestream's natural elasticity
should reject her,
569
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,644
sending her back to our own time.
570
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,401
But, how?
571
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,684
Lower them into the fire
like the pigs they are!
572
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,361
(SNORTING SOUNDS)
573
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,082
No point in learning name now.
We am doomed!
574
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,291
Wonder Woman, wait!
575
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,046
(GRUNTING IN RAGE)
576
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,762
What male dares speak to our queen?
577
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,570
You may speak.
578
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,087
(WHINING)
579
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,964
You don't remember me,
but I have come to bring you home.
580
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,401
Home?
581
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,324
I know no home but here.
582
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:07,648
When queen arrived, we subjugated
by Vandal Savage's cavemen.
583
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,251
She led glorious revolt
against you oppressors.
584
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,766
I am not one of them.
585
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,963
Think, Wonder Woman, you know me.
586
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,248
I'm your... I'm your...
587
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,081
Co-worker.
588
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,647
I'm Batman.
589
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,685
Batman?
590
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:29,251
(SCOFFS) You think great Queen
would ally herself with a man?
591
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,364
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
592
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,684
(ALL SNORTING)
593
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,124
(SOFTLY) You may not know me,
but I know you.
594
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:48,082
(LOUDLY) I, Batman, challenge the Queen of
the Cavewomen to ritual trial by combat.
595
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,806
(ALL GASPING)
596
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,283
Or do you fear to do battle against a man?
597
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,285
I fear no man!
598
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,886
ALL: Combat, combat, combat,
combat, combat, combat...
599
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,804
(FLASH PANTING)
600
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,201
(DINOSAUR GRUNTS)
601
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,400
FLASH: Oh, oh, dinosaurs!
602
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,886
(WHISTLING) Phew.
603
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,241
Batman, oh, Batman, please... Anytime now.
604
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,961
- (ALL GASPING)
- Ha!
605
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,844
I will make this quick.
606
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,648
I only have one chance at this.
My timing must be perfect.
607
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,641
(BOTH GRUNT)
608
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,728
(GRUNTING) No rope can hold me, man!
609
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,362
I don't need your magic lasso to hold you.
610
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,962
I need it to make you tell me the truth.
611
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,686
Who are you?
612
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,044
I... I... I am Queen of...
613
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,806
The magic lasso compels you
to speak the truth,
614
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,208
even a truth you've forgotten.
615
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,685
I... I...
616
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,245
I am Wonder Woman!
617
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,605
(CHEERING)
618
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,041
(SIGHS)
619
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,890
Pre-historic Persephone!
620
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,722
Batman, you rescued me, but how?
621
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,928
No time to explain, if I am right...
622
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,201
You usually are.
623
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,489
Now that you've remembered who you are,
the timestream will try to correct itself
624
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,529
and you will transition back to our time.
625
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,045
It's happening already.
626
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,081
Flash and I will get the others.
627
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,527
You make sure that Brainiac
doesn't shrink the Earth.
628
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,170
Ugh, my faithful servant,
you are left in charge of the clan now.
629
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,926
And what we do with Vandal Savage?
630
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,087
(EXCLAIMING)
631
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,848
No matter. Steer clear
of evil men such as him,
632
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,324
and remember that
you are more powerful together than alone.
633
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,281
What now?
634
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,807
Without Queen, we defenseless.
635
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,207
No!
636
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,368
What Queen said was true.
637
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,647
We stick together,
we leave this land, find a place!
638
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,408
An island maybe,
639
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,362
where we live in peace,
away from evil of man.
640
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,524
It would be paradise.
641
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,445
(CHEERING)
642
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,205
BATMAN: So, that's how it happened.
643
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,122
Better get back to Flash.
He must be bored out of his mind by now.
644
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,804
(SHRIEKING)
645
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,324
(SCREAMS) Batman!
646
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,730
(SCANNING)
647
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,481
Staring? Why don't you take a picture?
648
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,007
It'll last longer! (GRUNTS)
649
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,689
If there's one thing I cannot abide in
interplanetary drones, it's rudeness.
650
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,521
CYBORG: Good job, Supergirl.
651
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,041
But there's more where that came from.
Stay focused.
652
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,683
Focused? Oh, they don't come
much more focused than me, Cyborg.
653
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,047
(GASPS) Oh, look, a kitten.
654
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,126
(ELECTRONIC NOISE)
655
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,685
(GRUNTS)
656
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,525
Yay, Cyborg!
657
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,124
(SINGSONGY) We're awesome and it shows.
658
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,123
We're smashing scanner drones.
659
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,321
When Justice League is on the case,
Brainiac's a loser face.
660
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,121
BOTH: Yay!
661
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,530
Loser face?
662
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,690
(SCOFFS) That does not even compute.
663
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,443
Stop, you are interfering with the...
664
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,441
Those drones are not cheap to build.
665
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,564
My stuff! Stop touching my stuff!
666
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,882
Recalculating, recalculating,
recalculating...
667
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,246
- (BUZZING)
- (CLEARS THROAT)
668
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,722
Initiating drone defense protocol.
669
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,166
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
670
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,724
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
671
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,845
For that you get my cheer of doom.
672
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,088
(GRUNTS) Give me a D.
Give me an O. Give me another O.
673
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,369
Give me a M... What's that spell?
674
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,005
CYBORG: Doom!
675
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,686
Woo-hoo. Nice job, Supergirl.
676
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,847
Hey, I was wondering when you'd show up.
677
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,526
Wonder Woman! (GASPS)
Oh, I've always wanted to fight evil
678
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,331
alongside the greatest superhero in the...
679
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,488
That's an interesting outfit choice.
680
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,920
Talk later, Supergirl. Fight now.
681
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,641
(CRACKS KNUCKLES) Okay!
682
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,604
(SINGSONGY) Robot drones don't stand
a chance, we're gonna kick their underpants.
683
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,411
Go team!
684
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,566
Yeah, underpants! Whoo!
685
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,201
(WHIMPERING)
686
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,450
(PANTING) Oh.
687
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,961
Took you long enough.
688
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,648
There's no time to chat, Flash.
Next stop, 1741.
689
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,961
Step on it.
690
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,810
Was that a joke? Step on it? Argh.
691
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,644
Who knew you were so funny, Batman?
692
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,450
Okay, okay.
693
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,326
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
694
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,241
We are on the water. We're gonna sink.
695
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,002
- Oh.
- Bat-pontoons deployed.
696
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,962
Relax, Flash, the Batmobile is
prepared for virtually anything.
697
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,201
Oh, really?
698
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,488
Does it come with a Bat-pirate costume?
699
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,130
Keep a sharp eye, ye scurvy dogs.
700
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,767
Fog's as thick as the devil's dandruff.
701
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,601
(GROANING)
702
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,091
Avast there, swabby.
703
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,731
This deck be looking
like a Tortuga shanty.
704
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,362
Remember what I told ye.
705
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,682
Aye, aye, Captain Fear, sir.
706
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,289
You said that if you couldn't eat
your cod salad off the deck of the ship,
707
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,488
I'd be feeding sharks on the open sea.
708
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,126
Well...
709
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,845
Yes, sir. Okay, sir. Right away, sir.
710
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,723
Ah, well, that be more like it.
711
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,125
Captain, something
coming at us fast, off the port side!
712
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,369
- Hmm.
- (GASPING)
713
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,361
It be a boat.
714
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,806
It be a fish.
715
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:03,203
No, it's a dude surfing on a shark. Duh.
716
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,247
ALL: Oh.
717
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,120
(CHEERING)
718
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,522
Well, you be a long way
from land there, matey.
719
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,727
I, uh,
720
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,767
lost me ship to a hungry kraken,
721
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,686
and had to commandeer
that passing sea critter for travel.
722
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,927
Hmm.
723
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,683
What be your name?
724
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,170
There be those would call me Bat Beard.
725
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,807
I see no beard.
726
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,287
I shaved.
727
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,610
Well, any man that can tame a great white
728
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,770
as fearlessly as ye
is welcome on me vessel.
729
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,529
Work hard and fight alongside us,
and you will get part of the plunder.
730
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,961
What say you?
731
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,331
I say huzzah.
732
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,085
Huzzah!
733
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,409
Now, you yellow-bellied swabby
below my contempt,
734
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,971
show him to his hammock,
735
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:19,371
then report back to the forecastle, throw
dirt on it, and clean it all over again.
736
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,846
Aye-aye, Captain.
737
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,886
Follow me, stranger.
738
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,965
Hmm, treasure chest.
739
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,244
Away from my booty, you salty dog.
740
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,490
Huh, dude.
741
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,243
Hal, it's me, Batman.
742
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,684
Who? I thought you said
you were Bat Beard.
743
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,161
If the Captain knew
you were lying, he'd...
744
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,200
Well, I don't know what he'd do,
but I'm afraid to find out.
745
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,801
Afraid?
746
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,605
Hal, you aren't afraid of anything.
747
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,451
Your power ring, where is it?
748
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,246
That green ring?
749
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,208
The Captain took it when he fished me out
of the sea as payment to be on his crew.
750
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,290
It's locked up in his chest.
751
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,647
We have to get it.
752
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,884
It might be the only way to
help you remember who you are.
753
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,121
Are you mad?
754
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,165
If the Captain found out,
he'd keelhaul us.
755
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,490
Fine, I'll do it myself.
756
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,241
But I need a distraction.
757
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,851
Will you at least do that for me?
758
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,602
Oh. Uh, okay.
759
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,402
Up and down, up and down,
on and on and... Brr.
760
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,085
I don't feel so good.
761
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,041
Maybe I should eat something.
762
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,682
(EXCLAIMING)
The famous Flash emergency protein. Mmm.
763
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,961
Hey. Hey!
764
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,281
Ow!
765
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,843
Argh! Flying fish attack!
766
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,087
(GASPING)
767
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,049
Oh, I really hate treadmills.
768
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,606
(GRUNTING)
769
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,161
(EXCLAIMING)
770
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,043
Whoa! (GRUNTING)
771
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,321
Dude.
772
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,366
(PIRATES YELLING)
773
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,841
(WHIMPERING)
774
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,607
Oh, you clumsy oaf, look what you've done.
775
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,089
You befouled my ship,
you lousy landlubber.
776
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,048
You find anything interesting?
777
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,845
The number one rule of the sea, laddie,
778
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,720
keep your hands off the captain's booty.
779
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,604
There's gotta be
a better way to phrase that.
780
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,611
You ratted me out, Hal?
781
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,882
I'm sorry, Bat Beard.
782
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,283
- I just...
- You did good, swabby.
783
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,284
It's time for
our sticky-fingered friend here
784
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,444
to take a little walk... On the plank.
785
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,290
(SHOUTING)
786
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,282
(LAUGHING)
787
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:06,801
Maybe Davy Jones will teach you
not to steal what I've rightfully stolen.
788
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,288
Now, out on the plank with ye.
789
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:14,806
There's an old friend waiting
to make your acquaintance. (LAUGHING)
790
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,210
Hal, you may not believe it now,
791
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,125
but I know that you
are the most fearless man alive.
792
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,681
Be that man.
793
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,769
Stow your scuttlebutt, matey.
794
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,803
It's into the sea with ye.
795
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,125
I believe in you, Hal.
796
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,001
(LAUGHING)
797
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,207
Har, har.
798
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,806
Huh.
799
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,171
What in the blue blazes?
800
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,803
Wrong, Captain Fear,
not blue blazes, green.
801
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,771
In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight.
802
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,450
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power, Green Lantern's light.
803
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,728
Fire on that swabby, he's bewitched.
804
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,681
I'm not your swabby anymore, Captain,
805
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,048
and I don't take orders from Fear.
806
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,121
(SCREAMING)
807
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,042
What? Not cool, bro.
808
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,924
- (SCREAMING)
- Dude!
809
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:46,248
Shiver me timbers.
Tis the day Captain Fear feared the most.
810
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,081
Bet you're expecting me
to admit I was wrong about you
811
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,720
just because you said all
those nice words back there.
812
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,441
I said what I thought
might get the job done.
813
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,561
I was right.
814
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,529
And, when are you not?
815
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,007
Uh, Batman,
I am starting to turn invisible.
816
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,884
That's time repairing itself.
817
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,008
You're being sent back to our proper time.
818
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,682
- Well, Batman, what about you?
- I'll be fine.
819
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,242
Go, help the others against Brainiac.
820
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,041
(GRUNTING)
821
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,327
(GROWLING)
822
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,401
If I were you, I'd start swimming.
823
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,767
My finny friend is nearby
and I think he wants to say hello.
824
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,761
(GASPING)
825
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,884
Swim away, argh, swim away!
826
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,441
Faster!
827
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,281
(PANTING)
828
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,124
Ooh, you don't look so good.
829
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,809
Flying fish stole
my chicken leg, need energy.
830
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,451
This should help.
831
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,483
You have your own vitamin drink?
832
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,486
Crime never dries up, but heroes can.
833
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,251
That's why I developed
my own vitamin supplement.
834
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,567
Drink up, Flash.
835
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,289
And let's go save Superman.
836
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,166
(GULPING)
837
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,046
Whoa!
838
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,406
Wow, Batman, this stuff is amazing.
I never felt so alive.
839
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,040
Do you have another can? I'd love
another can. Can I get another can?
840
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,611
I feel like I can take on the world.
841
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,411
(CACKLING)
842
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,170
- (GRUNTING)
- Uh-oh.
843
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,726
(PANTING)
844
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,686
Brainiac's drones fight
like the fire oxen of...
845
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,606
(SINGSONGY) Chainsaw, crowbar,
sugar, spice.
846
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,768
Smash those robots, don't play nice.
847
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,089
Cookies, candies, dynamite... (GROANING)
848
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,363
Brainiac's drones will be destroyed
and exploded into a million pieces.
849
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,445
- I got this.
- What? What?
850
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,090
- You got this.
- Who? Who?
851
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,368
- We got this.
- Woohoo!
852
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,567
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
853
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,691
Ah, youth.
854
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,650
- (LAUGHING)
- Wonder Woman, look out.
855
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,165
Hey, gang. Miss me?
856
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,451
Hal, Batman saved you too.
857
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,048
Well, I helped, but, yeah.
858
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,121
Batman.
859
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:38,962
So, Batman found a way to retrieve Wonder
Woman and Green Lantern.
860
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,245
This stinks.
861
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,085
Oh, it's you.
862
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,329
How are the repairs
to my ship progressing?
863
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,404
It's nice to see you too.
864
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,891
I didn't mean to be rude, Brainiac 1.3,
but I am in the middle of something.
865
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,804
Oh, he's in the middle of something.
866
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,928
Maybe we're in the middle
of something too.
867
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,766
Your ship is 83% complete.
868
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,446
Bring it as soon as it's ready.
869
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,131
Oh, can we?
870
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,283
(SCOFFS) Brainiacs.
871
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,448
Let's see how these heroes
deal with a blast from the past.
872
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,760
Oh, what now?
873
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,571
Maybe Brainiac is sending
a message that he's giving up.
874
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,291
Or he's opening a portal
in time to return the others.
875
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,243
- (ROARING)
- Or that.
876
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,442
Do you have a cheer for
attacking blood-thirsty dinosaurs
877
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,641
that are about to eat us?
878
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,724
Whoa!
879
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,647
(GRUNTING)
880
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,486
It can't be.
881
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,044
The future.
882
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:13,488
Whoa, I thought the future would be
flying cars or jetpacks or robots.
883
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,486
Life forms detected.
Initializing response.
884
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,846
Disintegration.
885
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,324
- Batman, something's wrong.
- Hold on, Flash.
886
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:26,921
(GRUNTING)
887
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,524
We're losing temporal displacement energy.
888
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,081
Time is snapping the Batmobile
to its proper place.
889
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,602
- Batman!
- Don't worry about me, Flash.
890
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,405
Help the others.
891
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,361
Hmm.
892
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,409
Looks like I lost my ride home.
893
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,449
SUPERMAN: (SYNTHESIZED VOICE)
Welcome to the future, Batman.
894
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,651
Superman, thank goodness I found you.
895
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,525
Do not thank goodness, it is an illusion.
896
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,287
Thank Brainiac. Don't you just
love the upgrades he gave me?
897
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,169
(GASPING) No.
898
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,401
Yes.
899
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,290
You see, Brainiac from your era
900
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,046
figured out you were
traveling through time to rescue me,
901
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,329
which means future Brainiac
also became aware of your plans.
902
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,569
So, he sent me to destroy you on arrival.
903
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,724
It's so funny how this
time travel stuff works, isn't it?
904
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,324
We hope you enjoy your time here in
Brainiactropolis before you are vaporized.
905
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,641
(BEEPING)
906
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:24,564
Hold still, this will
only sting for a brief moment.
907
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,081
Execute programing,
crush, delete, destroy Batman.
908
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,921
Please remember, it's not personal.
909
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,642
That's strange, motion impaired.
910
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,810
BATMAN: (TO HIMSELF)
Hmm, some kind of magnetic field.
911
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,246
Someone else is here.
912
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,562
You don't have to be a mind reader
to figure that out.
913
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,122
- Now, Lightning Lad.
- (EXCLAIMING)
914
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,605
(GRUNTING)
915
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,001
Uh-oh.
916
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,363
That won't hold Brainiac-Superman
for long.
917
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,128
Come with us if you'd like to
avoid being smashed into Bat paste.
918
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,684
- I don't think I should trust these...
- "Why should you trust us?
919
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,524
- (GASPING)
- "Us? Us?"
920
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,649
Because, you really don't have any choice.
921
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,445
Oice. Oice.
922
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,087
And, yeah, I can read minds. (CHUCKLING)
923
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,961
Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy,
he is generating that magnetic field,
924
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,611
and Lightning Lad...
925
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,848
Electricity power, I got it
926
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,322
- and I'm not even a telepath.
- (MECHANICAL DRONING)
927
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,406
COSMIC BOY: He's about to break free.
928
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,362
I don't mean to pull rank, but, technically
I was the last elected leader, so...
929
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,485
Rank is the word, all right,
as in your smell. (LAUGHING)
930
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,009
Soap and water are pretty hard
to come by since the world ended.
931
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,686
Okay, less bickering,
more escaping with our lives.
932
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,367
(STRUGGLING)
933
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,371
My Welcome Wagon program was interrupted.
934
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,531
I must execute program End Batman.
935
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,684
Who are you people?
936
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,447
We were the Legion of Super-Heroes,
now, we're what's left of them.
937
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,327
Just think of us as
the anti-Brainiac resistance.
938
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,848
Before Brainiac came,
this place was a utopia.
939
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:24,687
Hey, it's not all bad.
There's plenty of parking spaces.
940
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,848
Welcome to resistance headquarters.
941
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,681
Ugh.
942
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,684
You'll get used to the sewage smell
after a few weeks.
943
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,611
According to historical data...
944
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,207
Brainiac was unable to defeat
Superman in your time,
945
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,409
so he hurled Superman into a future where
Brainiac could develop the technology
946
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,608
to assimilate him and turn him
into the ultimate weapon.
947
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,721
Could you please not read my mind?
And stop finishing my sentences for once.
948
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,166
I never read your mind, okay?
949
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,567
It's always just obvious
what you're going to say next.
950
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,769
History also tells us
that you and Superman were good friends.
951
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,604
Maybe we can use your special
knowledge of Superman to free him.
952
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,560
Then, together, we can rise up
and defeat Brainiac.
953
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,563
- Yeah!
- Yeah, what do you say?
954
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,085
I've been preparing
for this day for a long time.
955
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,250
There's only one way
to stop Brainiac-Superman,
956
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,848
but to do it, I'll need
to get to the Batcave in Gotham City.
957
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,241
Are you crazy?
958
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,562
The streets are patrolled
by Brainiac's killer robots,
959
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,563
you'd be destroyed the minute
you left our hideout.
960
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,280
And not to mention Brainiac-Superman.
961
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,843
Oh, that is a good idea, Batman.
962
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,843
Sorry, he was wondering
if Wayne Enterprises
963
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,480
had ever constructed a tunnel
from Metropolis to Gotham.
964
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,927
As a matter of fact, it did. (CHUCKLING)
965
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,970
Brainiac has sensors everywhere.
966
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,480
If you're on the move, he'll know
and he'll send Brainiac-Superman.
967
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,690
Then I'll have to hope
someone slows him down.
968
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,688
LIGHTNING LAD:
You guys look like you need a pick-me-up.
969
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,530
How about a recharge?
970
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,241
Disintegration.
971
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,486
I don't know why you bother,
972
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,291
you're never going to get a laugh
out of them, they're killer robots.
973
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,201
That's why I use killer material.
974
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,287
(GRUNTING)
975
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,924
(EXCLAIMING)
976
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,081
That's a little trick
Karate Kid taught me.
977
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,811
Think that got his attention?
978
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,610
Oh, I know so.
979
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,410
(HUMMING)
980
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,891
Hmm, observation, Batman is absent.
981
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,011
Too bad, I was looking forward
to seeing him again...
982
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,281
Before I crushed him.
983
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,807
Who needs Batman when you have us?
984
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,169
Resistance is pointless,
Lightning Lad, no offense.
985
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,641
Argh.
986
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,968
(GASPING) Garth!
987
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,521
(GRUNTING)
988
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,841
(GRUNTING)
989
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,888
- Rokk!
- Where is Batman?
990
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,566
I need to execute
my Welcome Wagon program.
991
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,366
Far from here, Brainiac-Superman,
you'll never find him.
992
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,170
Don't be so sure.
993
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,047
(GROANING)
994
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,361
Have a nice day.
995
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,124
Gotham City. (SNIFFING) I can smell it.
996
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,606
Clearly my future self
997
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:51,088
must have followed up on Flash's
suggestion of a Metropolis-Gotham tunnel.
998
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,406
The Flash was right. Amazing.
999
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,291
The Batcave again.
1000
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,451
Now I know what 1,000 years
without Alfred dusting looks like.
1001
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,288
If Earth survives,
I should give him a raise.
1002
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,480
The Batsafe.
1003
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:19,687
Behind its rusted door
lies the key to Earth's salvation.
1004
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,091
Oh, hey, Batman.
1005
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,766
Boy, I'm a little disappointed
to find you here.
1006
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,768
Fleeing to the Batcave,
kind of predictable, don't you think?
1007
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,883
You still resist me, Batman?
1008
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,441
None can stand up
to the Brainiac Collective.
1009
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,524
(FEET PATTERING)
1010
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,126
Come on, Batman.
1011
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,361
Don't you remember?
1012
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,928
I am the best at hide-and-seek,
you cannot hide from me.
1013
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,122
Don't you remember, Superman?
1014
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,081
You never played hide-and-seek with me.
1015
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,723
Besides, who says I'm hiding?
1016
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,288
So, the Dark Knight dons his armor.
1017
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,966
It doesn't stand a chance
against my Super Strength.
1018
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,610
Now, I can complete
the Welcome Wagon program.
1019
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,400
For your enjoyment, I have set it to music.
1020
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,205
(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
1021
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,647
So, you're in the future
1022
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,042
And just so you're not bored
1023
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,841
Into the Brainiac Collective
1024
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,368
You will be absorbed
1025
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,844
Your battle suit won't help you
1026
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,447
This ain't much of a fight
1027
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,889
I'm so darn invulnerable
1028
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,931
Don't even fear a dinosaur bite
1029
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,647
Now, don't move a muscle
1030
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,689
This won't hurt a bit
1031
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,969
I'll melt that armor off you
1032
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,522
Lickety-split
1033
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,242
Thank you, I knew that safe
would be too rusty to open.
1034
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,688
Ah, your old Kryptonite stash.
1035
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,800
Hey, you were right, I finally turned evil
and now you get to use it on me.
1036
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,523
Boy, when you plan ahead,
you really plan ahead.
1037
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,041
Kryptonite's not part
of the plan today, this is.
1038
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,010
(GRUNTING)
1039
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,321
Ow. Ugh.
1040
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,644
What is... (GASPING)
1041
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:36,368
Yellow sunlight, concentrated
and magnified 1,000 times,
1042
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:41,049
enough to power up Superman
and melt down Brainiac.
1043
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,520
(GROANING)
1044
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,451
No, you'll never... (GROANING)
1045
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,251
Fight him, Superman,
I know you're still in there.
1046
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,688
(GROANING)
1047
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,087
Argh.
1048
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,409
Superman? Clark?
1049
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,364
(GRUNTING)
1050
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:04,921
(GROANING)
1051
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,528
Superman is no more,
1052
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,047
there is only Brainiac.
1053
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,602
Your friend is gone forever, Batman.
(STRUGGLING)
1054
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,287
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Friends...
1055
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,441
(IN SYNTHESIZED VOICE) Batman...
1056
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,006
It's me, Superman, you can do this.
You can fight this.
1057
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,523
Do it for Earth,
do it for the Justice League.
1058
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,250
(GROANING)
1059
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,687
(STRUGGLING)
1060
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,125
(SCREAMING)
1061
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,966
(EXCLAIMING)
1062
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,605
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Batman, you did it, you saved me.
1063
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,129
You could've defeated me
with your Kryptonite.
1064
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,091
But, your sun-ray device...
1065
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,325
How did you know it would wake me
from Brainiac's influence?
1066
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,405
I didn't, but I had to take that chance.
1067
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,008
It's my job to prepare for the worst
that this world can throw at me.
1068
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,407
But I also always prepare
for a friend in need.
1069
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,847
Thank you, Bruce.
1070
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,601
Now, let's go get Brainiac.
1071
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,809
What, what's happening?
1072
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,488
Now that you remember,
you're been drawn back to your own time.
1073
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,001
Why aren't you?
1074
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,568
Unfortunately, I am stranded here.
1075
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:16,966
No.
1076
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,005
Make my sacrifice worthwhile, Superman.
1077
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,050
Make sure you stop this future
from ever happening.
1078
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,488
Goodbye, my friend.
1079
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,761
(RUMBLING)
1080
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,887
Legionnaires, I knew you would
find a way to survive.
1081
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,805
Yes, and we found something else as well.
1082
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,806
(GRUNTING)
1083
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,202
That's a good boy, follow me.
1084
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,370
This was a bad idea.
1085
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:08,924
So much trouble, so much pain,
I don't wanna see a dinosaur ever again.
1086
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,205
- Nice work, team.
- Huh.
1087
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,566
SUPERGIRL: Superman.
1088
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,442
- Batman did it!
- I knew it.
1089
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,808
Especially good work from you, Supergirl.
1090
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,890
You're growing up fast, young lady.
1091
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,970
Wait a minute, where is Batman?
1092
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,411
Yes, where indeed?
1093
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,286
(LAUGHING)
1094
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,441
(COMPUTER SPEAKING)
1095
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,806
Ah, finally.
1096
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,606
Greetings, Brainiac.
1097
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,405
(SNICKERING)
1098
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:56,891
Brainiac 1.2, Brainiac 1.3,
you are .0761 seconds late.
1099
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,761
I just finished cataloging
everything on the Earth,
1100
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:01,361
I am ready to shrink.
1101
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,928
Well, we have a surprise
for you, Brainiac.
1102
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,089
The Shrink-ray 2.0.
1103
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,603
- You will notice, it is even superior to...
- My calculations indicate
1104
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,649
that I will, no doubt,
find it is a booby trap
1105
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,450
designed to destroy me when I activate it.
1106
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,841
You are quite correct and... Wait, what?
1107
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,129
Apparently, his calculations
were better than ours.
1108
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,569
Of course, I am Brainiac 1.1.
1109
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,769
Whatever you calculate,
I calculate it first.
1110
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,847
It was his calculation.
1111
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,445
I calculated you would say that.
1112
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,051
All the other Brainiacs
now advance two numbers in rank.
1113
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,520
That should be good for morale.
1114
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,161
Now, back to work.
1115
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,929
Booby trap deactivated, amateurs.
1116
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,246
Now, I have the power.
1117
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,329
Well, there's gotta be a way to go back
to the future and save Batman, right?
1118
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,251
Batman wants us to save
the Earth from Brainiac first.
1119
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,684
We'll have to figure out a way
to save Batman, later.
1120
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,887
(GASPING)
1121
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,129
Oh, no, he didn't.
1122
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,521
I think he did.
1123
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,364
Ah, mission accomplished.
1124
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,641
(GROANING)
1125
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,485
Look, up in the sky.
1126
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,563
- It's massive.
- It's scary.
1127
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,922
No, it's... It's...
1128
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,566
It's a bottle.
1129
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,566
Thank Hera.
1130
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,165
- You're back.
- Batman.
1131
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:06,808
Brainiac has already won,
we've been bottled.
1132
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,884
But, how did you get here?
1133
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,201
Time sphere.
1134
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,768
The Legion has only one that wasn't
destroyed when Brainiac took over.
1135
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,930
It had just enough power to...
1136
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,203
- But, Brainiac-Superman...
- Thought he destroyed the Legion.
1137
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,446
But it was all an illusion
projected into your mind by Saturn Girl.
1138
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,929
Now, let's get uncorked and un-shrunk.
1139
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,851
Even with our combined strength,
1140
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,162
we're gonna need more power
to move that big cork.
1141
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,124
I think I have just the thing.
1142
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,764
Nice work, Cyborg. These jets are swell.
1143
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:59,402
Thanks, I'll build one more
when Supergirl gets her pilot's license.
1144
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,728
- Seriously?
- We'll see.
1145
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,086
Aw.
1146
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,722
All right, team, let's all
concentrate our firepower in one area.
1147
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,961
Follow my lead.
1148
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:17,881
Wait for it, wait for it...
Mega batarangs away.
1149
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,449
Sonic screeches on maximum.
1150
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,805
Heat vision activated.
1151
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,166
Energy stars.
1152
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,010
Lantern lasers.
1153
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:29,765
Speed force lightning.
1154
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,641
It's working!
1155
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:04,767
Huh, uncorked, one of my world's is no
longer in its original packaging.
1156
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,521
This must be the work
of the Justice League.
1157
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,006
They will pay.
1158
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,005
We got a bogey, 12 o'clock.
1159
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,366
It's noon already?
1160
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,726
Yeah, no wonder I'm starving.
1161
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:18,486
No, Supergirl, Brainiac, he's right there.
1162
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:19,887
Very clever.
1163
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:24,405
Let us see how clever you are
once I shrinkify you into non-existence.
1164
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,201
Evasive maneuvers.
1165
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,044
Abrasive maneuvers.
1166
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,529
- Argh! Argh!
- CYBORG: In your face-ive maneuvers.
1167
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,406
We've got to figure out a way
to turn off his shrink-ray.
1168
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:54,162
I have an idea, but it means
you have to keep him distracted.
1169
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,885
Consider it done, Batman.
1170
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,723
All right, team,
you heard the man, let's do this.
1171
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,051
Super-speed spin attack.
1172
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,602
(MOANING)
1173
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:14,961
Argh.
1174
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,650
Air brakes, engage.
1175
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,002
Brainiac's brain.
1176
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,401
Hmm.
1177
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,811
You Earthlings give me such a headache.
1178
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,201
(GROANING)
1179
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,567
Fascinating.
1180
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,328
(EXCLAIMING)
1181
01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,527
(GRUNTING)
1182
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,921
(EXCLAIMING)
1183
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,487
(GROANING)
1184
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,567
Enough.
1185
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:09,368
Your silly sounds and imaginary words
do not even compute. (GRUNTING)
1186
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:10,961
Argh!
1187
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:14,286
We're losing this thing.
1188
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,964
I don't mean to be negative,
but we're doomed.
1189
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:21,926
Wrong, Flash.
1190
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,609
We've only just begun.
1191
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,285
Cyborg, execute plan M.
1192
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,889
It's time for our secret weapon,
1193
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,811
Justice League, initialize Mecha-leaguer.
1194
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,808
This does not compute.
1195
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,204
Go, Mecha-leaguer.
1196
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,608
Okay, Brainiac,
time to pick on someone your own size.
1197
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,404
Well, almost your own size.
1198
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,961
You would match your pathetic automaton
1199
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,930
against the most advanced
robot in the universe?
1200
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,931
Fatal error... Argh!
1201
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,241
(GRUNTING)
1202
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:32,761
FLASH: Monolog successfully
averted, thanks to my speed fist.
1203
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,406
You're welcome, everybody.
1204
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,201
(GROANING)
1205
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,045
(EXCLAIMING)
1206
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:44,765
Two, four, six, eight, who do we love
to hate? Brainiac, Brainiac, Brainiac!
1207
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,287
(GRUNTING)
1208
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,000
Come on, Cyborg,
let's do our spinning kick.
1209
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,727
Oh, yeah.
1210
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,480
(GRUNTING)
1211
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,366
Ow.
1212
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,881
Let's do this.
1213
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,811
Forming Green Sledgehammer of Justice.
1214
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,846
(GASPING)
1215
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,366
(GRUNTING)
1216
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,001
(GROANING)
1217
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,922
It's time to surrender, Brainiac.
1218
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,361
Never.
1219
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,291
I will now shrink you out of existence.
1220
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,001
Wonder Woman, now.
1221
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:42,168
That wasn't my shrink-ray,
it was my growth ray, but how?
1222
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,731
Easy, Brainiac.
1223
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:48,490
While I was in your brain, I reconfigured
the circuits of your shrink-ray device,
1224
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,966
simultaneously, reversing its polarity.
1225
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,451
So, instead of shrinking us, you grew us.
1226
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,446
And, before you think you can
use either of them again...
1227
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,721
(BEEPING)
1228
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:05,804
My rays, no.
1229
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,805
No!
1230
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,170
(SCREAMING)
1231
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:24,369
Recalculating, recalculating,
recalculating... Ow.
1232
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,843
I am defeated.
1233
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:34,051
But with my programing to collect stymied,
1234
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,290
this unit has no choice
but to self-destruct,
1235
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,920
taking everything
in this vicinity with it.
1236
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,720
10... (BEEPING)
1237
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,851
- Nine...
- Oh, man.
1238
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,690
- Eight...
- I thought we just won this thing.
1239
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,881
- Hold on, Brainiac.
- Seven...
1240
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,570
- You say that all you need to do...
- Six...
1241
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,529
is fulfill your programing to collect?
1242
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:52,205
Five... Affirmative.
1243
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:54,363
- Four...
- Stop your countdown.
1244
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,689
- I have a solution.
- Three...
1245
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,321
Pause.
1246
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,687
Ah, a 1958 Indian Head penny.
1247
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,009
This will be a perfect place
to start my new collection.
1248
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,725
Query, does anyone have more coins?
1249
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:17,922
I must collect them all.
1250
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,926
So, in order to keep his self-destruct
programing at bay, he's collecting coins?
1251
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,526
What happens when he gets them all?
1252
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,040
Impossible.
1253
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,569
They mint new coins every year,
so his collection can never end.
1254
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,043
Ingenious!
1255
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:38,249
Batman, I wanna say thank you
for saving us.
1256
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,564
And I'm really sorry for saying that we
were merely work friends.
1257
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,249
It's obvious by the way you were
able to snap us out of our amnesia
1258
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,282
that you know a lot about us,
as only a true friend would.
1259
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,082
Thank you for being our friend.
1260
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,761
You're welcome.
1261
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,929
And now I have something to say.
1262
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,688
- This team is in sore need of discipline.
- (ALL GASPING)
1263
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:04,241
The next threat to Earth
is going to find us prepared.
1264
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,441
Why?
1265
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,923
Because of this new training
exercise I devised called...
1266
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,411
Hide-and-seek.
1267
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,767
Not it.
1268
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,521
Not it.
1269
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:18,967
Wait, what?
1270
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,287
You're it.
1271
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,362
Oh, man, I'm it, again?
1272
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:25,807
Huh.
1273
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:32,571
100, 99, 98, 97, 96,
1274
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:35,684
95... You know, I'm starting at 50.
1275
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,127
50, 49...
1276
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,641
(ENGLISH - SDH)
1276
01:18:31,305 --> 01:18:37,530
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