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Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick
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Hey Kia!
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What is this?
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It's a party... enjoy yourself
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I'll just be back.
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It's a wedding not a seminar.
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Come on, enjoy yourself!
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I'll just be back.
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Don't feel shy my dear...
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Take this.
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Loosen up and enjoy yourself.
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Take it.
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- Let's enjoy?
- . sorry...
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- I have my chums.
- Excuse me?
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Chums? Periods?
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Menstrual cycle?
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No problem! Stay free!
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Enjoy!
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Mrs. Arora...
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I hope you are happy with
the wedding arrangements.
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Please don't say that...
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Can't you see how much
everyone is enjoying?
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Forget about everyone...
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Look how happy our son is!
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Your daughter is lovely.
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She will take good care of him.
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Mr. Kapoor, it's true...
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behind every successful man...
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there has to be a woman.
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The two of us are
living proof of that!
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Today he is VP, tomorrow
he will be President...
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then CEO, Chairman.
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How can a man work for
16-hours a day...
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without a good support system?
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My daughter-in-law will
sort out this fool's life.
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Thank you!
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Hey Kia!
What are you doing here?
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Go enjoy yourself.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello?
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How can I enjoy myself?
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My best friend is dying!
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Today her happiness, dreams,
identity, independence...
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Basically it's her last day
of being alive.
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From tomorrow she will
be a support...
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Like a pillar...
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Ya, ya pillar.
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Sure, that's important too.
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But the world will always say...
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Wow! What a building!
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Who talks about the poor pillar?
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No, no I like marriage.
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It's a nice concept.
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But why should I spend my
life with someone
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who after 40 years will look
into my eyes and say...
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Thank you for being my pillar!
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Enjoy, enjoy.
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You Ok?
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Sorry!
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Sorry!
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You want something?
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Ma!
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I want my mom!
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Yes Ma'am?
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Can you get this gentleman...
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- his Ma?
- Excuse me?
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Mom?
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Kabir.
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Kia.
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Mom...
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would hold my hand really tight
during take-off & landing...
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Like this...
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She was very scared of flying
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was?
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It's been 10 years
since she passed away.
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Today is her birthday...
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That's why...
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something happened,
something flashed,
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something crashed...
and you received this gift.
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What gift?
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The gift of seeing a boy cry
live in front of a girl.
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You're happy right...
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that your mom was born?
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Then why cry on her birthday?
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Celebrate!
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Happy birthday Aunty!
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Dad's alive right?
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Ya.
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Are you sad that he is?
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No... he's Ok.
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Mama's boy!
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Mama's boy does not
like his Daddy?
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It's not that.
It's tough...
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to like Mr. Bhansal is tough.
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My dad is Kumar Bansal
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Bansal?
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The builder?
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I'm already liking you!
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You're the son of the man
who owns half of Delhi!
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The most expensive scotch!
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Double, on the rocks
please!
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This is the problem with
low cost airlines.
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You can't tell the rich
from the poor.
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Everyone travels economy.
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So?
Mr. Kabir Bansal...
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You were in Chandigarh
to buy Chandigarh?
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No.
My friend had a break-up...
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I was there for moral support.
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Cheers!
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To your friend's freedom.
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So...
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Having issues with dad?
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You want to transform his
business with your new ideas...
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but he's not agreeing.
Correct?
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He wants to show you
he's still the boss.
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The usual problem with
big business families.
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First produce a son
to take over the business.
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When the son is ready
to takeover,
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the father is not ready
to handover!
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The usual "father-son" friction
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I totally get it
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I have no interest in
my dad's business.
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What?
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And before you order another
double on the rocks...
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I want to share a big
truth with you.
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What?
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This expensive scotch
of yours...
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I can't afford it.
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Are you Kumar Bansal's stepson?
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No, the one & only son.
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But if l have no interest in
dad's business,
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to have interest in
his money...
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not cool, right?
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So what do you do then?
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Why?
Do I have to do something?
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Yes of course!
Why do you need to do anything?
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Whether you are interested
in dad's money...
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or not...
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after he's gone it's
all yours anyway.
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- What do you do?
- I work at Marico.
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What do you do there?
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I'm a Marketing Manager.
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What plans after that?
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After that, in a couple of years
I'll be Vice President.
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After that?
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I will be CEO.
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Wow!
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With such clarity...
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every dream comes true.
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- We should have a dream in life.
- Correct!
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Or of course...
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a dad!
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Yes, I have a dad.
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But even I have a dream.
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- Don't tell me!
- Okay I won't tell you.
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Okay tell!
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Because actually I really
want to know...
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When someone has everything...
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what would his dream be?
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Tell...
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I want to be like my mom.
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Excuse me?
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I...
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want to be like my mother.
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My Phone!
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Where's my phone?
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Give me your number.
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I just called to say
I am not a “She", I am a "He".
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What?
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I'm not gay.
I don't want to change my sex...
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I hate pink...
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I like women.
I like whiskey.
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You hid my phone so
you could get my number, right?
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Cheap whiskey tomorrow night?
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Can I be honest?
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I did find you a bit weird.
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So why did you come to
meet a weirdo?
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Just like the hook at the
end of a TV episode...
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which compels you to watch
the next episode.
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Our meeting also ended
somewhat like that
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"l want to be like my mom!“"
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And then? And then?
And then? And then?
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So just curiosity.
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If it's not a problem
to be like your dad,
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then what's the problem
with being like your mom?
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They both produced me...
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Haven't ever heard a man say...
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that he wants to be like
his Mommy.
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Didn't Rajiv become like
Indira Gandhi?
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Doesn't Rahul want to
be like Sonia?
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Who was your mom?
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Which country was she
the PM of?
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She was an artist...
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Was she a singer, dancer,
sculptor...
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Housewife.
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- What?
- She was a housewife.
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And then? And then?
And then? And then?
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Today's episode...
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same time, same place?
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The shock has given me
severe acidity...
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Can't drink tonight.
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Ma'am.
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What's this?
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Don't know.
Came by courier.
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Digene?
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Gelusil?
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It's not the alcohol...
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it's the curiosity that's
causing the acidity.
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Housewives are the
world's greatest artists.
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- What's there to be curious?
- It's not that...
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I'm just curious to know
why an IIM(B) topper,
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instead of taking his
dad's business forward...
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dreams to be a housewife
like his mom?
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How do you know I'm
from IIM(B)?
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Facebook.
It's a small world you know.
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But my Facebook page hasn't
been active for ages.
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I saw your picture on a
Facebook friend's page.
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Who?
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- Neha.
- Dhupia?
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Dholakia.
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Forget about yesterday...
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Yesterday is old news...
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I didn't see any
suggestive pictures.
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It was tagged,
"Me and my genius topper friend".
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So I assumed you guys
were batch mates.
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But now I'm curious...
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Before more curiosity
gives you more acidity...
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Eat!
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How do you know I
like this pasta?
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Your tresses, long and
thick like spaghetti...
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Eyes, black like olives...
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actually,
eyes not so black...
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Nose pointed like
baby corn.
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Cheeks flushed like
cherry tomatoes.
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Lips made of sliced
bell pepper.
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A spicy tongue like
jalapeño.
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You are a full on pasta dish.
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You're not going to eat
stuffed Indian bread.
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Wow Kabir!
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I'm floored.
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No one has ever seen me
as a vegetable shop!
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So romantic.
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How can anyone be
romantic with you?
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You want to arrive fast...
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eat fast, talk fast, listen fast...
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move ahead fast...
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Romance...
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happens in slow motion.
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Now did you feel something?
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Neha...
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But something's fishy.
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The pasta's veg,
how can it be fishy?
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If you didn't want to
be in business,
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why do an MBA?
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Before being against something...
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one should understand
it fully.
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Why are you so
against business?
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What is business?
A man has a dream...
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To fulfill it he starts
a company.
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He employs people to
run the company...
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and gives them all a dream
of "moving ahead".
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Working day and night,
"moving ahead",
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earning millions,
they become blind...
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and can't even see that their dreams
were fulfilled long ago.
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Instead of enjoying the
fruits of their labor,
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they keep "moving ahead"
like zombies!
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Acidity, stress,
heart problems...
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Finally they end up in an expensive
private hospital and say...
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00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:15,240
"Thank God! I can afford
world-class medical treatment."
270
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,444
What? I'm serious!
271
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,322
This mantra of moving ahead
is the most dangerous.
272
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,198
Who are you moving
ahead of?
273
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,668
Where are you going?
Why are you going?
274
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,583
In the housewife sector,
there's no "moving ahead" madness.
275
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,710
There's no ranking in
this industry.
276
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,674
So no insecurity,
no acidity.
277
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,669
Only happiness.
278
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,427
Oh great Saint Kabir.
279
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,383
You're full of shit.
280
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,011
Your goal is to avoid
hard work all your life
281
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,476
I've never heard such a rubbish
philosophy in my life.
282
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,727
Why?
283
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,647
If someone like your dad
does not dream of "moving ahead"...
284
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,814
then how do you become a housewife
and sit at home like your mom?
285
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,991
Mom didn't sit at home
286
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,117
I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
287
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,492
How did you mean it then?
288
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,245
What did you mean?
289
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,588
Without a visiting card
or designation...
290
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,253
a person has no value?
291
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,755
Is making a home lesser
than any profession?
292
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,469
It's the biggest bloody
art in the world...
293
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,213
The art of having
no dreams for yourself.
294
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,680
The art of being happy for others.
295
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,176
The art of happily
sacrificing your identity.
296
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,519
Do you know what is
Mrs. Bansal's actual name?
297
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,605
She was a pillar for my
big builder dad.
298
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,641
A building falls without support.
299
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,440
Just because she was not
famous or making millions...
300
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,858
she "sat at home and did nothing"?
301
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,197
She was creating a home.
302
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,986
My mother was an artist...
303
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,325
A great artist.
304
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,070
And like every great artist...
305
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,445
she was also very sensitive.
306
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,364
She died early because...
307
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,161
just like you, one day my
father told her...
308
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,501
"What do you do except sit at home!"
309
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,961
My goal is not to
avoid hard work.
310
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,169
But I work hard to avoid
useless goals.
311
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,559
Hey I'm sorry...
312
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,985
I'm really sorry.
313
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,778
I didn't mean it like that.
314
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,939
Hello?
315
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,861
Sorry man!
What do you want me to do?
316
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,703
Come on now Kabir.
317
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,119
Aren't you a topper?
Please forgive lesser mortals.
318
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,541
Enough Kabir.
319
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,745
Even your mom wouldn't approve of
such behavior towards a girl
320
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,262
Sunday tomorrow.
What are you doing?
321
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,806
I have work in office.
322
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,100
- Take the day off.
- It's tough.
323
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,518
Means you're not sorry.
324
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,024
Hey, this is so cool!
325
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,901
Shit man!
326
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,567
This is the solution to
global warming!
327
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,324
Why do People buy cars?
328
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,078
Actually maybe for women
not so good.
329
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,496
There's a lot you don't know.
330
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,584
Yes... Can't tell from that beard
that you're a kid!
331
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,798
Your tone does not sound
like you are sorry.
332
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,425
No, no...
333
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,137
There's a child in everyone,
so it's cool.
334
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,514
You don't want to go on
the toy train?
335
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,642
It's for ages under 12.
336
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,894
I love trains.
337
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,859
Vintage steam engines,
mini locomotives.
338
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,565
Many rare models are here.
339
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,067
Even I have... a full train set!
340
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,865
The world is into space travel.
341
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,485
And you're stuck in
steam engines?
342
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,987
The romance of trains...
343
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,080
You won't get it.
344
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,449
You're a robot!
Corporate robot.
345
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,369
Your hardware has no
soft feelings.
346
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,838
You're a corporate psychopath.
347
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,208
If it were up to you,
you'd kill all office-goers.
348
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,839
There is softness.
349
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,052
Touch and see.
350
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,717
Just stone.
351
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,765
Did your mom and dad
feed you granite?
352
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,267
Not mom & dad.
353
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,144
Just mom
354
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,734
I was 2 when I lost my dad
in an accident.
355
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,611
He died very young.
356
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,278
So only mom after that.
357
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,193
She married fast,
had a baby fast
358
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,407
became single fast.
359
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,156
So now you know why
I am "fast-fast“."
360
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,320
Hereditary problem
361
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,536
I'm so sorry.
362
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,250
Happens.
363
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,002
After dad died mom
made herself busy.
364
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,298
She became the queen
of social work.
365
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,584
Today she runs a few NGOs
366
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,340
I've always missed having a home
367
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,721
and a perfect family.
368
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,687
I had some softness too...
369
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,723
But now this is me.
370
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,112
Are you single?
371
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,605
Why, do I look double to you?
372
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,948
Don't you have a boyfriend?
373
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,033
On and off...
374
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,367
But no one permanent.
375
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,786
- You scare them away?
- Boys are chicken.
376
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,248
They can't handle a woman
more ambitious than them.
377
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,741
So you're going
to die single?
378
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,368
In an expensive hospital.
379
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,791
But why are you so curious?
380
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,001
Why? Do you hold the
copyright to be curious?
381
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,715
Ok ask me.
382
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,586
- When is your birthday?
- 15th April.
383
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,013
What are you saying?
Mine too! 15th Apri|!!
384
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,929
- What? Don't lie.
- Here look, my I.D.
385
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,518
You think we are twins
separated at birth?
386
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:38,933
1988!
387
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,515
And you?
388
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,271
Where are your manners?
389
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,028
Never ask a woman her
year of birth!
390
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,066
Did you see the 1983 World Cup,
when India won?
391
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,160
No. I wasn't born then.
392
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,246
And the 1987 World Cup?
When Australia won?
393
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:59,083
- No. I was too young.
- That means you are '84 born
394
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,999
- '85
- You said it, I didn't ask!
395
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,211
Do you like kids?
396
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,210
Yes. But other's.
397
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,801
Don't kids stir your
maternal instincts?
398
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,141
There are so many
kids around.
399
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,055
Why produce one more?
400
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,268
Afraid?
401
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:23,016
Kids and marriage will hijack
your flight to success?
402
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,153
The idea of marriage is good.
403
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,021
It's nice to have someone.
404
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,898
To talk to...
405
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,734
like a special friend...
406
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,864
who you can
cuddle and sleep with!
407
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,246
Your own private happy space.
408
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,704
But a woman pays loo heavy
a price in marriage.
409
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,129
No offense to your mom, but
the responsibility of a happy home,
410
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,130
is always forced
onto the woman.
411
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,874
However evolved a man is...
412
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,459
a woman's career somewhere
gets compromised.
413
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,879
Marriage is not for me.
414
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,599
Why? So many women
manage both well.
415
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,893
They're super, super women.
416
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:01,183
So aren't you a super, super,
super woman?
417
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,558
Not at all.
418
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,273
So marry me then!
419
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,033
If you want to slap me,
then on this cheek please...
420
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,447
I have dental problems this side.
421
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,458
The doctor said I have to
extract my wisdom tooth.
422
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,456
"You're too wise!"
423
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,045
Now who's fast-fast?
424
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,835
Slow down!
425
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,084
Why should I be the scapegoat
for you to be a housewife?
426
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:32,919
Scapegoat?
427
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,509
You want to move ahead fast,
I don't want to move ahead at all.
428
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,182
You want marriage but
you don't want the domestic hassles
429
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,429
I want marriage too...
430
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:46,603
but don't want the office,
career, ambition hassles.
431
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,400
Even our birthdays are the same.
432
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,149
Ok I'm three years younger,
but big deal!
433
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,568
We are 100% made for each other.
434
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,907
Unless of course you're chicken...
435
00:24:56,912 --> 00:25:00,325
And can't handle
a man without ambition
436
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,960
I'm not in love with you.
437
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,579
Neither am I.
438
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,878
If you're not in love then
why do you want to marry?
439
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,170
We should get married first...
440
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,293
If we fall in love before...
what will we do after marriage?
441
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,591
You're breathing is heavy...
442
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,892
You're breaking into a sweat...
443
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,346
You're body is trembling...
444
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,565
You're not in love?
445
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,068
With my one touch...
446
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,737
your heart was pounding...
447
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,778
You couldn't speak a word...
448
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,866
Skipped work to hang
with an aimless dude and...
449
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,659
eat greasy food...
450
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,496
You're not in love?
451
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,713
Foolish love... Foolish love.
452
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,882
This love of ours.
453
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,097
Foolish love... Foolish love.
454
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,141
All topsy-turvy...
455
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,618
ls there a dog in the house?
456
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,546
Sorry about the mess!
457
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,512
- Hi.
- Hi!
458
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,756
Mom, Kabir
Kabir, mom.
459
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:48,849
Hi Kabir.
460
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,343
You are her mom?
461
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:52,970
Are you married?
462
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,352
Say the word we can change
plans and elope right away!
463
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,147
You only hit on women
older than you?
464
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,518
Excuse me?
465
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,065
Where are the older women?
466
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,189
How old are you mister?
467
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:07,155
Mom we share the same birthday.
468
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,573
But he's 1988.
469
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,204
So he's hitting on you.
470
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,994
No lines. Full circle.
471
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,459
Crazy guy wants to marry me!
472
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:17,828
Kabir!
473
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,084
Why do you want to
commit suicide?
474
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,208
Be single, be happy...
475
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,510
Do something with your life.
476
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:26,045
Life is too short.
477
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,428
Why waste it being
someone's husband?
478
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,721
Actually mom, not husband...
479
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,142
he wants to be my wife.
480
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,480
What?
481
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,784
Interesting...
482
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,119
Meaning you will eat for free?
483
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,406
You women think like men...
484
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:54,657
and then call us chauvinists!
485
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,418
If Kia was your son...
486
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,627
and brought home a girl
487
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,001
who wants to marry and
be a housewife...
488
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,464
Would you ask that girl the
same question?
489
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,174
Point!
490
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,173
But I would ask the
same question even then.
491
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,469
My daughter truly loves you.
492
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,890
Wow mom!
493
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,810
- You're Sherlock Holmes.
- You're not getting it!
494
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,730
What I mean is,
when women fall in love...
495
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,651
foolish men think we
love only them.
496
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:28,691
But we love them,
their job, their position...
497
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:32,286
financial security...
We love the whole package deal.
498
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,494
But there is nothing to love
about you...
499
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,161
except yourself!
500
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,080
You won't even take
your dad's money.
501
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,253
Which means she really
loves you for you.
502
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,463
Which means...
503
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,549
there must be surely something
special about you.
504
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,961
Oh, you're praising me!
505
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,929
For a second,
I was confused!
506
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,924
But you're Ok with this or
not Ok with this?
507
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,594
Had sex?
508
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,104
Important before commitment
509
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,641
I'm very excited!
510
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,190
Kia April 15th
Kabir April 15th.
511
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,655
Kia weds Kabir, also April 15th?
512
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,941
Titanic sank April 15th.
513
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,487
You will never forget the date!
514
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,613
Dad, Kia
Kia, dad.
515
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,952
Sir it's an honour meeting you.
516
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,620
The honour is all mine.
517
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,503
It is the first time he is
introducing me to a friend.
518
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,338
Please sit.
What will you drink?
519
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,549
No, nothing.
I'm fine, thank you.
520
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,835
We are getting married.
521
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,269
What do you do my dear?
522
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,018
- I work at Marico...
- Driver, peon...
523
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,312
liftman, watchman...
Anything!
524
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,944
First get him a job...
525
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,688
then do whatever you
want with him.
526
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,777
How will he look after you?
527
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,657
Just like mom did.
528
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,740
Have you gone mad?
You'll live off a woman?
529
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,284
You are a man!
530
00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,412
If you've forgotten go in, take off
your underwear and check!
531
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,253
If you don't want to do anything
with your life then die alone
532
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,330
I'm dealing with it...
533
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,961
It's my misfortune...
534
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,084
Why are you ruining another life?
535
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,673
A woman is a
man's responsibility.
536
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,597
You should take care of
her, protect her,
537
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,591
fulfill her every need.
538
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,011
When a man becomes a
woman's responsibility
539
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,637
and stays with her as
a househusband...
540
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,639
people call him impotent.
541
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,561
If you're impotent,
quietly stay here.
542
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,981
Why are you broadcasting
this shame?
543
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,149
Mr. Bansal...
544
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,781
Today I am truly proud
of your son.
545
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,034
Despite being born in this house,
he is the way he is.
546
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,614
If he had taken over your business
& made you proud in society,
547
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,161
then you would call
him a “man"...
548
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,125
But for a woman...
549
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,870
a real man is one...
550
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,747
who knows he's a man.
551
00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:51,425
Not one who isn't confident of
what's inside his underwear...
552
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,712
and has to shout
from the rooftops...
553
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,347
"I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a man!"
554
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,265
Today I consider myself the
luckiest woman in the world.
555
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,723
Because I have a real man
by my side.
556
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,521
Wish you would learn
something from your son.
557
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,112
One minute...
558
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,372
Didn't buy it with my dad's money...
It's a gift from my uncle.
559
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:55,488
Underwear check?
560
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:25,973
Who's first?
561
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,563
Get serious!
We're getting married here!
562
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,728
Congrats!
563
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,482
Mom's...
564
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,204
Happy birthday.
565
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:29,999
Thank you
566
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,267
I'll go and reheat the tea.
567
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,610
So serious about your duties
from day one?
568
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,980
If I don't impress my wife
with my service,
569
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,198
she will kick me out!
570
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,660
I don't drink tea.
571
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,529
Then what do you drink
first thing in the morning?
572
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,281
Other than single malt.
573
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,453
Coffee.
574
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,370
Black, white, filter or instant?
575
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,714
I am already
very impressed...
576
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,415
you relax I'll make it.
577
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,627
Black, white, filter or instant?
578
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,554
Black. Filter.
579
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,592
Did you clean up?
580
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,636
No, I opened the window,
a strong wind blew...
581
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,888
- the place got cleaned up!
- There is a maid to do all this...
582
00:37:56,900 --> 00:38:00,143
- She comes at noon.
- No women allowed in the kitchen.
583
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:01,689
This is my kitchen!
584
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,149
Coffee.
585
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,271
Thank you!
586
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,614
- And your coffee?
- Tea. Already had two cups.
587
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,825
Bathroom done, jogging
done, shower done...
588
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,364
There! Done praying too.
589
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:15,494
How's the coffee?
590
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,458
Nice, nice!
591
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,172
Good, good...
592
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,464
All members of this
household are requested...
593
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,553
to always speak the
truth to each other.
594
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:32,140
This maintains peace and
happiness at home.
595
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,175
Too much milk!
596
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,302
Too bitter!
597
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,055
Good.
Feedback leads to improvement
598
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:40,273
I'm a tea drinker.
It's the first time I'm making coffee.
599
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,813
How could you hide
such a big truth from me?
600
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,316
If I knew you didn't know
how to make coffee...
601
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,697
I would have never agreed to
this relationship.
602
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,608
Mom, we have been cheated!
603
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:52,236
Please forgive me.
It will never happen again!
604
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,409
Breakfast? Omelet,
scrambled, half-fry, French toast?
605
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,327
We don't have breakfast.
Just coffee.
606
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,575
Which is why you get acidity.
607
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,752
Omelet, scrambled, half-fry,
French toast...
608
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,916
Gelucil or Digene?
609
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,713
Stuffed potato paratha,
hot, fried puris...
610
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:07,629
can't you make?
611
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,971
You were starving all these days.
Quietly eat whatever I make.
612
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,677
Ok
613
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,432
Omelet...
614
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,134
But it should be fluffy.
615
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,470
Just like in those
French recipe books!
616
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,642
Mummy for you?
617
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:26,819
Not bad!
618
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,198
What do you know about good and bad?
It's the first time you're eating breakfast!
619
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,202
Eat something?
620
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,537
Ate long ago.
621
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,201
You thought I'd wait?
622
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,579
Listen...
623
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,417
This evening...
624
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,170
come home late. No hurry.
625
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,457
What kind of a husband are you?
626
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:52,546
Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman
alone into this cruel world to earn for her family?
627
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,095
And where's your
wedding chain?
628
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,183
Now get lost.
629
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,981
Sorry! I just got really late
630
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,899
I'm surprised you
got up at all today.
631
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,773
Guys, Kia got
married secretly yesterday.
632
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,075
Congratulations!
633
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,622
- Thank you.
- Congratulations!
634
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:21,999
So Kia, how come
you're at office today?
635
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:23,911
Where should I go?
636
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,914
You just got married yesterday. Don't you
want to take a break? Spend some time at home?
637
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,716
Rahul, what did you tell me?
638
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,377
You were in meetings
even on your wedding day.
639
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,639
So you're the Boss and
my inspiration is my Boss.
640
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,847
Don't remind me! Sangeeta was waiting
at home with a knife in her hand.
641
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,764
On our first night together.
642
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,058
How do we explain
our work to women?
643
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:45,432
Same problem...
644
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,060
How do we explain
our work to men?
645
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,525
Come over!
646
00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:28,167
Brother, I thought
you were at work!
647
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,583
I am at work.
648
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,338
This is what goes on here?
649
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,091
- I've recorded everything.
- Sorry brother...
650
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,505
This is the first time
I've done this...
651
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:37,843
Shut up! Stop acting.
652
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:39,679
Now I'll call the police,
show them a movie.
653
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,218
Please forgive me brother...
654
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,557
I made a mistake,
I'll never do it again!
655
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,222
I'll do whatever you say!
656
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,143
Boyfriend, sex, love...
all are important.
657
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,187
But before using someone's
bed at least ask them!
658
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,687
- Changed the bed-sheet?
- Yes.
659
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,697
How much is your salary?
660
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,567
Ten thousand.
661
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,073
If you use the
bedroom again...
662
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,698
I'll deduct the
whole ten thousand...
663
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,202
Room charge.
664
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,627
Sorry brother!
665
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:13,671
Please don't tell Madam...
666
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,006
From tomorrow
12 o'clock won't do...
667
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,095
Sharp 9.
668
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,006
Pick up the broom!
669
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:29,770
Let's drink cheap whiskey.
670
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,477
See you in 20 minutes
671
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:34,226
I've found a new place that sells
expensive whiskey for cheap.
672
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,273
Where?
673
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,822
If you do all this in
front of me...
674
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:46,538
I'll also have to find
a lap to sit on.
675
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,244
Someone's been shopping?
676
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,243
I brought him home
empty-handed...
677
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,585
He'd be roaming naked!
678
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:54,829
You have to spend some money.
Housewives don't come for free.
679
00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,799
It's 10.30. Should we
order some food?
680
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,632
Black lentils, cottage
cheese in butter,
681
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,848
spicy ladyfinger,
yogurt with fried chickpeas...
682
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,720
Indian bread...
683
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,560
And above all, cumin rice.
684
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:10,725
What Kabir?
685
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,055
Why all this?
686
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,814
We could have ordered...
687
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,267
Food is "ordered“ in a hotel..."
688
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,149
at home food is “cooked".
689
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,818
But since you are
so fond of ordering...
690
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,233
Here's the bill...
691
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,110
I need money...
to run the house.
692
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,246
There is nobody like him!
693
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:33,285
There is nobody like him!
694
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,050
He's got a thousand qualities...
695
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,718
There is nobody like him!
696
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:05,401
Every girl wishes she had
a guy like him...
697
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,363
He's the most wanted man!
698
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,833
He's the most wanted man!
699
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,250
He's the most wanted man!
700
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,922
Kabir my whole office wants
to meet you.
701
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:11,632
Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!
702
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:25,642
What do you think?
703
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,202
We should have a party every day,
at least then you'll come home early.
704
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,957
What was the need for
catering, Kia?
705
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:47,330
I could have cooked.
706
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,923
They are coming to meet you...
707
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:50,291
and you'll be in the kitchen?
708
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,760
And hey listen!
Don't serve...
709
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,179
Hang around, meet everyone...
Chill.
710
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,263
Just hang loose Ok?
711
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,431
Actually...
712
00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,342
What have you told
them about me?
713
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,552
What do they think I do?
714
00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:03,516
What do you mean?
715
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,356
Has no one asked you...
716
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:07,892
the first question everyone
asks after marriage...
717
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,311
What does your husband do?
718
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,315
I said you work from home and...
719
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,033
you're writing a book
or something.
720
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:19,158
Are you ashamed of me?
721
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,375
Do I embarrass you?
722
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,417
Kabir...
723
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:31,132
It's very difficult for people to
understand our trip.
724
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,178
Sorry...
725
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,476
I'm really sorry
726
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,183
I'm so stupid.
727
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:53,063
Sometimes explaining to
people is such a pain...
728
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,734
It's so difficult that...
729
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,154
out of sheer laziness we just
avoid the topic.
730
00:49:58,829 --> 00:49:59,944
But you know what?
731
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,915
I'm so proud of you
732
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,039
I'm so proud of what we are.
733
00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,046
Let's show them today...
734
00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:13,128
What we are.
735
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,715
Lovely house!
736
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,251
You know, your wife
is going to go places!
737
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:51,662
- Cheers to that!
- Cheers!
738
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,295
Kia was saying that
you're writing a book?
739
00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:00,342
Hey' guys...
740
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,089
I have an announcement
to make...
741
00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:05,719
Before anyone else asks what
my husband does...
742
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,225
My husband is an artist.
743
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:09,312
Cheers!
744
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:14,360
My husband looks after our home
so that I can go places.
745
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:17,355
My husband takes care of
our home, so that...
746
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,159
How do I translate
go places...?
747
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:24,870
I can fly.
748
00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:27,698
And he isn't writing any book...
749
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,451
But someone will definitely write
a book on him some day.
750
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,585
- So cheers to that guys!
- Cheers!
751
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,263
"l am not embarrassed by you"...
752
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,595
You could have whispered
these words in my ear.
753
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,347
I didn't ask you for proof!
754
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,266
ls this your mode
of transport?
755
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:01,695
I'm really sorry!.
756
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,486
I don't know how that fell...
757
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,286
Relax.
758
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,037
So Kabir...
759
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,799
If Kia troubles you too much and
you feel like running away...
760
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,547
please come to my house!
761
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,532
No. Not today...
I have a headache.
762
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,693
To hell with your headache!
763
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:47,577
Ok!
764
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,032
Tell Amol to give me the full sketch
of the plans today itself.
765
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,158
Yes today!
766
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,251
We are making a building.
Not some painting!
767
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:58,418
So?
768
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,125
Did your wife throw you out?
769
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,262
Mr. Singhal's daughter works
in your wife's office...
770
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,757
Everyone is laughing at me
771
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,347
I'm getting condolence calls!
772
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:11,769
Have some shame!
773
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,271
Don't waste your youth on
cooking lentils and rice.
774
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:15,811
There's still time.
775
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,308
Do some real work.
776
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:19,818
This time will never come back.
777
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:21,854
No one will respect you!
778
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,238
Respect is earned by
doing a job well.
779
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:29,036
You carry on making buildings
for respect...
780
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,204
I'm making a home.
781
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,282
One of my signals broke...
782
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:35,459
Kishen Uncle!
783
00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:37,710
Yes?
784
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,506
There are 2-3 red lights in the
drawer in my cupboard...
785
00:53:40,509 --> 00:53:41,544
Can you please bring them?
786
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,257
I'll get them.
787
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:43,884
Need money?
788
00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,301
Get the car ready.
789
00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:13,034
Hey Kia!
790
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,201
- How are you?
- How are you?
791
00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:20,663
Ah the wives!
792
00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,624
- Hello.
- Hello!
793
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,047
Kabir, Kia's better half.
794
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,674
Of course! We've heard
a lot about you.
795
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,302
We want lots of tips from you.
796
00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:31,140
Tips?
797
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:34,176
Ok, here's the first tip...
798
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,307
Marry an alcoholic...
799
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:37,847
they will at least
come home!
800
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,727
But a workaholic? Never!
801
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,475
She's always so busy
802
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,187
I told her let's celebrate our
honeymoon before we die.
803
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:45,154
She said, Ok...
804
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:47,277
I'm going for a marketing conference
to Dubai...
805
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,570
Have your honeymoon there.
806
00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:10,759
Who takes care of your house
in your absence?
807
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,177
I've organized everything.
808
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,471
Mother-in-law will have no trouble...
809
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,476
I've also had CCTV's installed...
810
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,142
You can never trust your
house with the maid.
811
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,686
Which lady are you
flirting with?
812
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:24,811
I'm honeymooning with everyone's
wives except mine!
813
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,299
Haven't seen your boss
Rahul around.
814
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,251
He has been transferred
to the China office.
815
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,845
Now I report directly
to his boss.
816
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,315
Should we eat?
817
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,272
You eat. I'll see you in the room.
818
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:15,967
Hi baby!
819
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:17,798
Why did you wake me up?
820
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,846
You could've taken another
key from the reception.
821
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,266
Sorry!
822
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,055
Come, let's go to sleep.
823
00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,190
Why so late?
824
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,275
Michael is our company's
Global Marketing Consultant.
825
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:32,813
He's from New York.
826
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:35,191
So just chatting about key
marketing issues.
827
00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,533
Very interesting chap.
828
00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:43,411
Sorry!
829
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:46,168
How could I just
leave halfway?
830
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:47,461
Sure, I'm right here...
831
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,751
you should've had breakfast
with him as well!
832
00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:52,125
Hello!
Just watch it!
833
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:54,127
I was watching Kia
834
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,304
I'm just your toy boy, right?
Living off your pity...
835
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,763
What can I do
except watch?
836
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,266
What living off pity?
837
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,270
Fool!
We chose this life!
838
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:07,184
No one forced us.
839
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,479
And I thought we were
above all this crap!
840
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,444
You didn't even introduce me.
Just dismissed me!
841
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,068
I forgot, that you're also in
the same business...
842
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,861
where it's Ok to do
anything to move ahead!
843
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:19,986
Go. Sleep with him!
You'll get a posting in America.
844
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,830
How dare you speak to me
like this?
845
00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:26,450
You're just another cheap man...
846
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,577
who is pretending
to be evolved!
847
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:30,829
You showed your true colors!
848
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:33,754
I spoke to a man for a bit,
and this is what you think of me?
849
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,632
He's a foreigner...
so you're getting more of a complex?
850
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:41,594
How dare you?
851
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,309
Yes I'm a woman.
Yes I'm a businesswoman. But no...
852
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,724
to move ahead I don't need
to sleep with...
853
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,174
American jealousy...
854
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:19,132
is good for Indian health!
855
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:22,215
Next time we'll try Italian jealousy!
856
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,535
Hey, hey!
Wait wait!
857
00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,460
Hey!
Wait wait wait!
858
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:14,646
Happy birthday.
859
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,305
What is this rubbish?
860
01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,392
Blood test report is here.
861
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:51,470
Sugar high. Vitamin D low...
862
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,767
B12 zero...
863
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,057
But why are you
torturing me?
864
01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,770
Her blood runs in your veins...
you'll have the same problems.
865
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,238
From today priority is health.
866
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:03,232
Early morning no coffee...
867
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,699
only juice.
868
01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:07,035
Today's menu...
bitter gourd!
869
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,154
Anyway the cup is a
coffee cup. Enjoy!
870
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,952
Sugarfree...
871
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:18,206
Slim milk...
872
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,593
Spinach...
Some more spinach.
873
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,022
Eat...
874
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,393
That's all there is...
Soup and salad.
875
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,106
No carb diet.
876
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,654
At least give me a whiskey
877
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:45,778
- there should be some meaning to living!
- Once a week...
878
01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:47,947
that too only if you
follow the diet.
879
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,075
Aren't you eating?
880
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,622
Are you crazy?
881
01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:54,579
I told you...
882
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,410
learn cooking!
883
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,504
Sugar free biscuits that
have less sugar...
884
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,589
are priced double of
the sugar biscuits.
885
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,129
Slim milk, which has
less milk...
886
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,047
costs more than milk
that has more milk!
887
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:08,096
Less food is costlier
than more food!
888
01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:10,424
It's all the magic of
marketing!
889
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:13,769
Actually they should be
paying you more.
890
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:16,389
To stay healthy you don't need to
go on an extreme diet.
891
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,390
Why are you wasting money?
Give us normal food.
892
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:21,860
Looks like Delhi is safe again!
893
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,861
Come for a night walk
with us too!
894
01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:27,904
Look at those legs!
895
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,401
Kabir!
896
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,079
stop.
897
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,697
You wanted to see legs, right?
898
01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,275
Seeing this macho side of
yours for the first time...
899
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,732
something is happening to me!
900
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:11,201
One underwear check is equal to
45 minutes of walking.
901
01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,037
Macho?
902
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:24,339
Yes?
903
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,549
- ls Kia home?
- No she's at work.
904
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:29,302
- And you are?
- I'm her husband.
905
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,387
And you?
906
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:32,798
I'm the owner of this flat.
907
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,971
Sorry! Come in.
Please come.
908
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,560
- Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee?
- No. I'm fine.
909
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,733
Have you come
for the rent?
910
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,698
You have all the cheques
for the year, right?
911
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:52,693
- I've come to return them.
- Did the cheques bounce?
912
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,161
No...
913
01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:57,615
Actually... There's an
emergency
914
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,616
I'll have to sell this house.
915
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:00,708
And us?
916
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:02,248
You'll have to vacate...
917
01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,205
find another place.
918
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,049
Sir, do you know how hard I have
worked to make this home?
919
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,795
Finding a house on rent
is such a pain!
920
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:15,175
Aren't there any flats
available in this building?
921
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,101
Already checked.
922
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,642
This is so beautiful.
923
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,644
Come Kabir.
Let's play.
924
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,105
- Come on!
- We should buy this house.
925
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,280
Are you mad?
926
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,487
Do you know how much
this place costs?
927
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,409
My full salary will go in paying
the monthly instalment...
928
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,248
and mom's salary
from the charity too.
929
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:41,241
What will we eat?
930
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:52,298
After a year or two we can
afford it Kabir.
931
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:55,510
The flat rate will increase
faster than your salary.
932
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:56,723
We can never afford to.
933
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,772
Need money! Need money!
Need money!
934
01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:06,893
If I work for 2-3 years it will
solve the problem.
935
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:10,779
Should I work or not?
Work or not? Work or not? Work or not?
936
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:15,568
If I work I'll dive straight in... get caught up
in the rat race... become a robot...
937
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,195
go crazy like the rest...
become like dad...
938
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,783
fight everyday with Kia, our home
will be destroyed... Both will die!
939
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,660
Need extra money but everything
should remain the same.
940
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:28,172
Money money money but
how how how?
941
01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,289
How?
942
01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:41,847
To buy the house
we'll have to...
943
01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:45,097
change tracks a little.
944
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:50,235
And then? And then?
And then? And then?
945
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,334
Monthly instalment is equal to
Kia's salary. But...
946
01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:07,953
What is monthly expense?
947
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,463
Maintenance...
948
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,049
10,000
949
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,133
Electricity...
950
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,719
3,000".
951
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,266
2,500
952
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,180
Maid... 10,000.
953
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:24,678
But we need her!
954
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,265
Whiskey 5,000
955
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:31,147
4,500
956
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:34,146
Grocery, house expenses...
957
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:36,239
Kia's shopping, Tata sky...
958
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,609
Entertainment...
Medical emergency.
959
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,237
Credit card, etc...
960
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:46,371
If we buy the house,
then to run it...
961
01:06:46,377 --> 01:06:50,416
We need 95,000 more
per month.
962
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:06,845
Who's winning?
963
01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:07,766
Kabir?
964
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,898
It's the first time you're hosting
a kitty party at home...
965
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:11,983
And so stingy?
966
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,228
Sprouts, soya sticks...
967
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:15,570
Even the fresh limewater
has no sugar.
968
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,195
Give us samosas, kebabs...
969
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,988
Call for some beer...
970
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,656
Set the mood!
971
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:26,661
After all we have to go home
to our husbands' faces!
972
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:30,335
Spend your day looking at
other faces... Have affairs...
973
01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:32,249
By evening your
mood will be fine!
974
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:35,836
Will you have an
affair with us?
975
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,553
Not even Hrithik Roshan
can resist you!
976
01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:46,888
Show me!
977
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,563
Wow!
978
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:52,436
I'm showing you...
979
01:07:58,449 --> 01:07:59,564
Which app is this?
980
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:02,901
Forever young...
981
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,450
We have to download
this app!
982
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:09,745
I can give up my life
for a body like that!
983
01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,874
I'll give up all
my fortune!
984
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:15,963
Give me one hour
of your life...
985
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,756
and from your fortune just
Rs. 500 per session...
986
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:20,968
Can you give me?
987
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,347
Not just the app, I'll download
a whole new body for you!
988
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,118
Mummy...
989
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:35,326
Sugar level is back to normal so
chocolate is back in your life?
990
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:37,164
What chocolate?
991
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,910
Who was the handsome,
chocolate man?
992
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,415
Why?
993
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,039
Can't I have
handsome friends?
994
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,634
If you feel awkward
around your daughter...
995
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,674
my friend's apartment
is empty...
996
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,469
in case you need some privacy
with your handsome friend.
997
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,760
Handsome friend has an
empty apartment too!
998
01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:00,597
After His dad and...
999
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:03,600
before this handsome friend,
how many handsome...
1000
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,233
- Welcome back!
- Welcome back!
1001
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,197
Right in time!
Beans and rice is ready.
1002
01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:13,110
Kia!
1003
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,861
Kia what's happened?
1004
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:16,366
Kia!
1005
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:19,624
We'll have to sell the house!
1006
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,083
We just bought it!
1007
01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:22,744
Some problem at work?
1008
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,245
I'm finished! I'm finished!
1009
01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:27,002
Everything's over.
My dreams, my plans...
1010
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,295
my life...
Everything's over!
1011
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,627
My career is over!
I don't want to live anymore!
1012
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:32,128
What has happened?
1013
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:36,512
I'm pregnant.
1014
01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:39,852
It's all your fault!
1015
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,305
- What did I do?
- Who did then?
1016
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:44,687
You should have
been careful!
1017
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,105
I'm always careful!
1018
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:47,318
Useless!
1019
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,233
- Chill Kia.
- What chill?
1020
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,656
It's not your problem.
The baby is in my stomach!
1021
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,149
My life is getting over!
1022
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,026
- Calm down! We'll handle this...
- Handle?
1023
01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:56,744
What will you handle?
1024
01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:59,706
Because you've earned some money,
you can handle anything?
1025
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:04,248
Why should your wife have any dreams?
Get her pregnant and make her sit at home!
1026
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,166
A man's ultimate revenge!
1027
01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:08,335
- Took your revenge?
- Shut up Kia!
1028
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,551
Bloody useless!
Get lost!
1029
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:29,481
Kia...
1030
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:31,320
What is it?
1031
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:35,150
Pregnancy tests are not
100% accurate...
1032
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,617
How accurate are they?
1033
01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,320
99%
1034
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:40,746
Ass!
1035
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,459
Kia hear me out! Let's try
a few brands. If we fail... Sorry...
1036
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:47,712
If we pass, then we'll go to the
hospital and get properly tested.
1037
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,627
If you're definitely pregnant
we'll get an abortion done.
1038
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,886
You'll have the abortion?
ls the baby in your stomach?
1039
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,304
Sorry! Sorry!
1040
01:13:58,017 --> 01:13:59,132
Take this.
1041
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,634
What's this?
1042
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,265
All different brands...
Let's test with all.
1043
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:05,725
So many?
Are you mad?
1044
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,019
Best of five...
1045
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,542
Positive!
1046
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:31,585
1-0!
1047
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,091
2-0!
I've already done one!
1048
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:35,301
Chill! Chill!
1049
01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:37,754
Next...
1050
01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:50,479
There's some problem...
1051
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,899
- It's showing negative.
- This is the right one! Yes!
1052
01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:55,442
I knew it...
1053
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,406
You're not pregnant!
This is the right one.
1054
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,588
- This is also negative.
- 2-2! Yes!
1055
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,298
I knew it! I knew you're
not pregnant!
1056
01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:16,630
Hey Kia!
1057
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,810
Negative! Negative!
3-2!
1058
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,974
How can you ever think
I'll stop your life?
1059
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,941
- Now why?
- What if it's 3-3?
1060
01:15:50,421 --> 01:15:52,958
4-2!
Negative!
1061
01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:55,919
I can't believe this!
1062
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:01,801
Whatever the problem...
1063
01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:03,764
it's not Yours or Mine...
it's Ours.
1064
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:05,926
We're in this together.
1065
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,311
Don't take off on me
like that...
1066
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,054
Ever!
1067
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,609
I'm sorry baby!
1068
01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:16,815
There's a product launch
next week...
1069
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,522
so l just panicked!
1070
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:23,451
Forget that product.
If this product had launched...
1071
01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:24,990
who would pay the
monthly instalment?
1072
01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:27,034
My problem is bigger than
your problem!
1073
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:31,284
Now come. There's your favorite
beans and rice for dinner. Come on.
1074
01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:34,913
You marketing guys
don't understand.
1075
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,835
Your emotional ad campaign
won't do!
1076
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:38,378
The pressure of sales
is on me.
1077
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:39,709
We need an offer.
1078
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,508
To boost the sales,
Rs. 20 off immediately!
1079
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,722
You made an offer of
Rs. 10 off just 4 months ago!
1080
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,803
You sales guys will
kill the brand!
1081
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:49,010
- There will be no brand without buyers...
- Sir!
1082
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,678
This is short term thinking!
1083
01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:52,681
Rs. 20 off is less.
1084
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:54,390
We should give 50% off.
1085
01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:55,732
What?
1086
01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,320
- But not for women.
- Meaning?
1087
01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:01,606
50% off...
1088
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,866
if the men come to buy.
1089
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:04,734
Kia!
1090
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,111
You've lost it?
1091
01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:08,488
Which man buys
cooking oil?
1092
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,074
Maybe in your house...
1093
01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:14,493
If we tell women...
1094
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,961
this offer is only for men...
1095
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,874
all of them will force their
men to go to the stores.
1096
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,879
Their love for the brand
will increase...
1097
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:24,763
because thanks to the brand, their
lifelong dream is being fulfilled...
1098
01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:27,132
of getting men to share the
responsibility of running the house.
1099
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,305
Why should caring for the
health of the family...
1100
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,269
only be the wife's duty? Men must
share that responsibility too.
1101
01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:34,230
The house is in his name...
1102
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,774
so shouldn't he be doing
some housework too?
1103
01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:39,811
And one more thing,
maybe because of this...
1104
01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:42,905
your wife also will start
liking you more!
1105
01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:45,525
Brilliant!
1106
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:48,032
Kia this is a
breakthrough idea!
1107
01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,530
The whole Saffola range
should have this offer!
1108
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,636
Kabir...
1109
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,847
I got promoted to
Vice President Marketing!
1110
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,021
Here he is!
1111
01:18:16,275 --> 01:18:18,858
From today onwards
training...
1112
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,727
- stops!
- What?
1113
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:23,070
Take care of your
own bodies.
1114
01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:24,655
- What do you mean?
- Why?
1115
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:28,818
Wife's status is rising.
Mother-in-law's status is changing.
1116
01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:30,911
Too many responsibilities now...
no time!
1117
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:33,532
Don't do this Kabir,
you're my life!
1118
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:36,910
We had a target of 15 kilos,
only 6 has been achieved!
1119
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:38,878
We need you Kabir!
1120
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:40,462
But I don't need the money!
1121
01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:43,591
- My god! You can't do this!
- Please!
1122
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:50,681
But... I won't take money.
1123
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:56,395
- So no then.
- Ok, Ok!
1124
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,407
- Bye.
- Kia wait!
1125
01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:55,075
So late!
Have you eaten?
1126
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:57,953
Too tired.
1127
01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:02,245
How was your day?
1128
01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:21,139
- It's Sunday.
- So?
1129
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,891
Don't you know what
Sunday means?
1130
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:26,610
Big review meeting tomorrow.
I'll have to go to office.
1131
01:20:26,613 --> 01:20:27,728
Miss it!
1132
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,572
- Can't!
- Can!
1133
01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:32,653
Can't!
1134
01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:56,154
For a woman to make a name in the
corporate world at such a young age...
1135
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:58,493
is still very rare Kia.
It's a big achievement
1136
01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:00,746
I think it's equally
difficult for the men.
1137
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,615
Come on it's much
tougher on us.
1138
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:06,119
We have to excel both at
the office and at home.
1139
01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:08,538
I only focus on my work...
1140
01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:10,380
My husband takes
care of the house.
1141
01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:13,425
Wow!
ls he for real?
1142
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,757
Wish everyone had a
husband like yours
1143
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,638
I'd really like to
meet him!
1144
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,474
Kia what is this? Why did
you give them my number?
1145
01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:24,015
- It's a small interview. No big deal.
- I don't like all this! Why are we doing this?
1146
01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:26,935
I will benefit. Your interview
will give me more publicity.
1147
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,398
Ok bye now I have to go!
1148
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,982
Kabir thank you for
letting us into your life.
1149
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,696
You have a beautiful home!
1150
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:36,281
- Thank you.
- When did you decide...
1151
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:40,495
that you would take care
of the house full time 7.
1152
01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:43,114
The first time I came to this
house and saw it's condition...
1153
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:46,459
I decided that the “men" in
this house needed a "woman".
1154
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:51,544
So can we say that in your
relationship, Kia is the man?
1155
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:54,295
No...
1156
01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:57,837
Kia is a Woman,
and I am a Man...
1157
01:22:58,223 --> 01:22:59,930
but I understand
your confusion.
1158
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,309
Homemaker means you're a "she",
having a career means you're a “he"...
1159
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,053
According to "Indian tradition“."
1160
01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:10,024
True, but Kia is a very successful woman
& you are dependent on her financially...
1161
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:14,107
Does your ego ever hurt?
Do you feel jealous?
1162
01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,820
So you're saying that...
1163
01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:19,533
all those women who are homemakers are
jealous of their husband's success?
1164
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:23,412
Using their money to run
the house hurts their ego?
1165
01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:27,120
If women don't feel it,
why do you think men will feel...
1166
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,868
jealous... have an ego?
1167
01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,755
Maybe men's upbringing,
genetic difference...
1168
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,544
Of course.
We are different...
1169
01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:37,589
Which is why I don't wear a bra &
she doesn't have a beard.
1170
01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:41,006
But genes don't say that
a bra can't go to work...
1171
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,973
or that a beard can't
run the house.
1172
01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:45,805
My "she" is proving
to the world...
1173
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,020
that she's no less
than a "he"...
1174
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,435
And this "he" is proving
to the world...
1175
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,183
that he's no less
than a "she"!
1176
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:56,278
The Constitution of India gives
every citizen the freedom of choice.
1177
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,069
She and he have the freedom
to choose what they want to do.
1178
01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:02,401
We chose this life. Why is it
breaking news to you?
1179
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:04,320
Kia!
1180
01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,538
I saw your husband's
"He-She" interview...
1181
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,032
Damn cool!
1182
01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,459
What a dude your
husband is!
1183
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,624
For a minute even I was
influenced by his words!
1184
01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:14,372
You're a very
lucky girl!
1185
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:16,590
Your husband is a very
progressive man.
1186
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:19,544
Yes. All companies should
recruit more women
1187
01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:22,673
I wish more of our men were like him.
He's from IIM(B), right?
1188
01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:25,683
Kia, your husband's trending!
1189
01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:27,097
Let's get back to work guys.
1190
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,094
Hi Ma'am...
1191
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,013
I saw your interview...
1192
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,728
- Thank you!
- I loved what you were wearing!
1193
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:42,858
You've become an
overnight star!
1194
01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:46,074
Saw the interview?
I gave you so much publicity!
1195
01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:48,952
Me? You were
praising yourself!
1196
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:51,541
Anyway you looked hot!
1197
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:55,163
It was a question of your reputation!
I did the make-up and lighting myself.
1198
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,018
What did you mean "condition
of the house" before you came?
1199
01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:15,228
Did we live in the
gutter before?
1200
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,311
That was a joke...
A true joke.
1201
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:24,029
And what was that...
1202
01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,620
"She" is proving to the world that
she's no less than a "he"...
1203
01:25:28,915 --> 01:25:30,576
That was a compliment!
1204
01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:34,831
What do you think?
That my life's aim...
1205
01:25:34,838 --> 01:25:38,126
is to show people that
I'm no less than a man?
1206
01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:40,416
I'm not proving anything
to anyone, Ok?
1207
01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:42,589
I just want to be the best
at what I do.
1208
01:25:45,849 --> 01:25:49,012
She finds faults
even in compliments!
1209
01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:51,010
You said something?
1210
01:25:57,527 --> 01:26:00,189
I saw your son on T.V.
1211
01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,480
But Women's Day is
next month...
1212
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:04,740
What was he
doing on T.V.?
1213
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:07,784
Sir, he speaks very well.
1214
01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:09,870
- Did he say anything about me?
- No sir...
1215
01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:11,705
He didn't even take
your name.
1216
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:13,328
Thank God...
1217
01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:16,035
else our apartment
prices would fall!
1218
01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:27,296
- Hello?
- Hi, is this Mr. Kabir Bansal?
1219
01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,468
Yes, speaking.
1220
01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:31,972
Sir we would like you to talk in
our TedX Programme.
1221
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:40,877
- What is this? I'm starving!
- Sorry!
1222
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,130
What will you have?
1223
01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:45,795
Just order anything!
1224
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:50,630
Hello?
1225
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,632
Sir, we're doing a cookery show...
1226
01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:54,652
- Don't you think?
- Clutter-breaking idea, sir!
1227
01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,915
Sir I know it's
very interesting...
1228
01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:02,209
but I don't think he'll do it.
1229
01:29:02,212 --> 01:29:04,123
Television is going to die.
1230
01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,250
Who will watch T.V. with
so many ads?
1231
01:29:06,883 --> 01:29:08,419
They should ban ads!
1232
01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:10,800
Where's mom?
1233
01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:12,795
Some NGO seminar
or something.
1234
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:14,341
Drink?
1235
01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,674
You won't believe it...
1236
01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:19,555
my boss wants to
cast you in an ad.
1237
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,019
Excuse me?
1238
01:29:21,231 --> 01:29:23,438
Don't worry...
I said no.
1239
01:29:25,151 --> 01:29:26,266
Which ad?
1240
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:29,565
Saffola!
1241
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,188
Saffola?
1242
01:29:35,829 --> 01:29:37,445
Saffola...
1243
01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:40,497
Actually Kia it's
a good idea.
1244
01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:43,791
Your last "offer" idea for men
was such a hit...
1245
01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:44,876
Actually...
1246
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:46,587
it's a great idea!
1247
01:29:46,590 --> 01:29:48,922
How long will we
stereotype women in ads?
1248
01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,045
Ads influence society, right?
1249
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,294
Change ads,
change society!
1250
01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,007
You'll do an ad?
1251
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:44,686
Kia, I want Kabir to give our
Marketing & Sales team...
1252
01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:47,431
an inspirational talk. Just
an informal evening session.
1253
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:50,229
He's such an interesting man.
I'm sure people will love it!
1254
01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,110
Kabir?
1255
01:30:52,572 --> 01:30:53,027
Here?
1256
01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:53,254
You're really enjoying your
new life, aren't you?
1257
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,421
I really enjoyed
coming to your office.
1258
01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,757
But how do you
work there?
1259
01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:02,423
I wasn't talking about
this evening.
1260
01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,682
What do you mean?
1261
01:32:06,396 --> 01:32:07,431
I mean...
1262
01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,647
all these talks and speeches...
1263
01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:16,354
At first I found these interviews &
talks on gender equality very irritating.
1264
01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:19,489
But after seeing the initial
response, I started thinking...
1265
01:32:20,326 --> 01:32:22,283
If l can do some good,
then why not?
1266
01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:24,653
What good are you doing?
1267
01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,039
By sharing our lives...
1268
01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:30,042
if someone else's life
gets better, then why not?
1269
01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:36,582
I thought I was the marketing person,
and you didn't like marketing...
1270
01:32:39,304 --> 01:32:41,466
You are marketing
your life!
1271
01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:44,764
Our life!
1272
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,767
Not my life.
1273
01:32:48,438 --> 01:32:50,145
My life is not so different.
1274
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:52,184
So many women work...
1275
01:32:53,193 --> 01:32:54,479
You're the different animal!
1276
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,527
And anyway who are
you helping?
1277
01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:01,982
You think that centuries of
injustice done to women...
1278
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:04,655
can be wiped clean in a
second by your example?
1279
01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:07,871
It's the men, not the women
who are benefiting from this.
1280
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:12,455
Inspired by you, men think they can
sit at home & become stars!
1281
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,336
If you don't want to work...
1282
01:33:16,257 --> 01:33:18,339
why encourage others
to be useless.
1283
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:34,769
That you find happiness
in my happiness
1284
01:33:34,776 --> 01:33:37,894
ls not necessary in love...
1285
01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:47,911
If our paths don't meet...
1286
01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:51,202
does not mean we are apart...
1287
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:54,835
This is love, not duty...
1288
01:33:58,133 --> 01:34:01,467
This is love, not duty...
1289
01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:06,255
I have some good news.
1290
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:09,512
We want to send you to New York
for a management programme.
1291
01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:11,551
It's a fabulous one month
programme.
1292
01:34:12,105 --> 01:34:13,220
Would you like to go?
1293
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:18,604
Everything Ok?
1294
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:21,440
Yes sir. I'll go
1295
01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:23,063
I'm already depressed!
1296
01:34:23,449 --> 01:34:25,486
How can you both leave
me all alone...
1297
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,404
and go to the U.S.
for a month?
1298
01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:28,527
Very mean!
1299
01:34:28,746 --> 01:34:30,532
What alone? I'm not going
1300
01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:32,868
I'm just joking...
1301
01:34:33,376 --> 01:34:34,616
What's happened to you Kabir?
1302
01:34:35,086 --> 01:34:36,497
He's become famous mom...
1303
01:34:36,963 --> 01:34:38,579
- He doesn't have dates.
- What?
1304
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:40,543
Everything stops from today.
1305
01:34:40,967 --> 01:34:41,957
What?
1306
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,212
Anyway...
1307
01:34:43,219 --> 01:34:45,506
the country's youth is watching
this useless example...
1308
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:46,423
and getting corrupted!
1309
01:34:46,764 --> 01:34:47,504
What?
1310
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,682
How can I leave you in
this condition?
1311
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:51,975
What's happened to me?
1312
01:34:52,312 --> 01:34:55,304
Anything can happen. Anyway my job
is to take care of the house...
1313
01:34:55,648 --> 01:34:57,264
not to travel the world!
1314
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,360
I'm sorry...
1315
01:35:02,739 --> 01:35:04,150
For what?
1316
01:35:05,867 --> 01:35:06,982
Why won't you come?
1317
01:35:07,285 --> 01:35:09,322
What will I come and
do there for a month?
1318
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:15,869
You'll be able to
stay without me?
1319
01:35:18,504 --> 01:35:19,915
You'll be busy...
1320
01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:23,169
Instead of living there without you
it's better if l stay here without you.
1321
01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:26,968
At least I can look
after mom.
1322
01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,428
I want to be useful.
1323
01:35:35,188 --> 01:35:36,519
Then I won't go too.
1324
01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:37,307
Don't go!
1325
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,725
But I've already accepted...
1326
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,111
and it's a great
opportunity to learn.
1327
01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:46,779
So go...
1328
01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,616
I didn't mean what I
said in the car.
1329
01:35:58,127 --> 01:35:59,663
I mean what I'm
saying now.
1330
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,996
You do your work,
I'll do mine.
1331
01:36:03,716 --> 01:36:05,878
Anyway you feel that
I don't do anything.
1332
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:09,386
If I come to America
with you and enjoy...
1333
01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:11,012
even I'll feel that
I'm useless!
1334
01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:27,901
I don't know how to convince you...
1335
01:36:27,907 --> 01:36:30,774
This is love, not duty...
1336
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,369
Does not mean I desire you any less.
1337
01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:36,534
This is love, not duty...
1338
01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:42,878
Times have changed a bit,
But I'm the same, my love...
1339
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:50,344
How do I make you understand...?
1340
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:57,476
I don't know how to make you happy
But I want to see a smile on your face.
1341
01:36:57,478 --> 01:37:00,812
This is love, not duty...
1342
01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:07,486
This is love, not duty...
1343
01:37:10,366 --> 01:37:14,155
That you find happiness
in my happiness
1344
01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:17,120
ls not necessary in love...
1345
01:37:17,123 --> 01:37:20,787
That you find happiness
in my happiness
1346
01:37:20,793 --> 01:37:23,785
ls not necessary in love...
1347
01:37:23,796 --> 01:37:27,334
If our paths don't meet...
1348
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:32,132
does not mean we are apart...
1349
01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:34,129
Where are you going all
dressed up like a stud?
1350
01:37:37,352 --> 01:37:39,764
To focus on my
present life...
1351
01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:41,887
I had made my past
out of focus...
1352
01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,644
But now my past is
calling out to me.
1353
01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:48,276
After many years there's a
reunion of all the MBA robots.
1354
01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:49,064
Shall I go?
1355
01:37:49,072 --> 01:37:51,564
If you come home early
sleep outside!
1356
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,781
So you learned
how to cook?
1357
01:37:57,789 --> 01:37:58,779
Yes, completely!
1358
01:38:13,096 --> 01:38:14,427
- Hi Kabir!
- Hi Neha.
1359
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:16,591
- How's Kia?
- She's good. Very good.
1360
01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:18,924
When 2 people have
a scene in college...
1361
01:38:18,935 --> 01:38:20,175
and they lose touch...
1362
01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,393
and meet after
many years...
1363
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,889
that moment guys...
is pure sex!
1364
01:38:29,153 --> 01:38:30,439
Here! Sex done?
1365
01:38:33,574 --> 01:38:35,156
- What are you drinking?
- I want to get drunk!
1366
01:38:35,159 --> 01:38:36,945
I want to have shots!
1367
01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:43,118
Kabir...
1368
01:38:44,293 --> 01:38:47,126
You gave me a big
complex in college...
1369
01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:50,043
Now that I'm worth
400 million dollars, and single...
1370
01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,881
you still make me
feel like a loser!
1371
01:38:51,884 --> 01:38:53,215
What did I do?
1372
01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:56,261
You're the one who is in every
woman's dream even after marriage!
1373
01:39:01,811 --> 01:39:04,974
You've become a film director but
still didn't bring an actress along.
1374
01:39:04,981 --> 01:39:07,973
Your life is no less than a film.
How much for the copyrights?
1375
01:39:08,818 --> 01:39:10,900
- Kabir?
- Yes?
1376
01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:12,477
Will you come to
Mumbai for me?
1377
01:39:12,488 --> 01:39:13,819
Why is your husband
in Delhi?
1378
01:39:13,823 --> 01:39:16,110
No in Paris. Ass!
1379
01:39:17,076 --> 01:39:19,818
My channel is doing a big
programme for Women's Day...
1380
01:39:19,829 --> 01:39:21,490
I stopped doing all that...
1381
01:39:22,206 --> 01:39:23,662
Please do it for me?
1382
01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:25,248
Just one day! Please?
1383
01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:27,868
How many times can I say the
same thing? Anyway it's Women's Day...
1384
01:39:27,879 --> 01:39:30,041
Women should speak for
the benefit of women to women!
1385
01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:33,173
For women to benefit
men should speak to men.
1386
01:39:33,176 --> 01:39:35,383
No, you find yourself
another man
1387
01:39:35,678 --> 01:39:37,134
I've committed...
1388
01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:39,338
I'll be badly screwed!
1389
01:39:39,599 --> 01:39:41,966
Just one day...
Please!
1390
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:43,762
Please!
1391
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:45,385
Please!
1392
01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:27,140
(Kabir: History says, in the stone ages
men hunted and women in caves cooked...)
1393
01:40:29,524 --> 01:40:31,936
No one checked how
many men cooked...
1394
01:40:31,943 --> 01:40:33,934
and how many women hunted!
1395
01:40:35,321 --> 01:40:39,986
If you miss 1 match out of 121
it won't make any difference...
1396
01:40:39,992 --> 01:40:42,780
Today's Women's Day, sit with your
woman and listen to this boy!
1397
01:40:42,787 --> 01:40:45,199
If we reversed the roles,
then what?
1398
01:40:45,873 --> 01:40:47,363
The woman's job would be hunting...
1399
01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:48,786
the man's job, cooking!
1400
01:40:49,126 --> 01:40:50,833
Only their responsibilities
would have been swapped.
1401
01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:52,540
Men would have remained men...
1402
01:40:52,547 --> 01:40:53,708
Women would have remained women...
1403
01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:56,380
Sex would have been just as good!
Yes, but today we...
1404
01:40:57,093 --> 01:40:58,333
would not be celebrating
Women's Day...
1405
01:40:58,344 --> 01:40:59,300
but Men's Day instead!
1406
01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:03,259
History must have been written
by a man!
1407
01:41:04,058 --> 01:41:05,014
His-tow...
1408
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:07,471
The clue is in the word itself,
His Story!
1409
01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:09,260
Does anyone know
Her Story?
1410
01:41:09,272 --> 01:41:11,513
- Who's this fellow?
- He's a man!
1411
01:41:12,191 --> 01:41:13,101
I can see that.
1412
01:41:13,109 --> 01:41:16,477
The men who discovered the Hindi language
knew this about this mistake...
1413
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:20,189
In Hindi grammar,
"cooking" is a masculine gender...
1414
01:41:20,533 --> 01:41:21,989
So cooking is
male territory.
1415
01:41:21,993 --> 01:41:25,236
"Working" is a feminine gender...
1416
01:41:26,205 --> 01:41:27,320
Female territory!
1417
01:41:28,207 --> 01:41:29,493
Fact is...
1418
01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:32,037
we are speaking one language,
and living another.
1419
01:41:33,629 --> 01:41:38,339
He takes care of his home
so his wife can fulfill? her dreams.
1420
01:41:38,843 --> 01:41:39,548
Good!
1421
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:41,842
Good? Could you have
ever done this?
1422
01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:42,961
Yes, why not?
1423
01:41:43,222 --> 01:41:45,839
Rubbish! If l had
continued my acting work...
1424
01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:47,056
would you have taken
care of the house?
1425
01:41:47,351 --> 01:41:49,467
Absolutely. If that was
your dream.
1426
01:41:50,062 --> 01:41:53,896
You can't boil a glass of
water on your own!
1427
01:41:53,899 --> 01:41:56,266
We would have got a cook.
Does he have kids?
1428
01:41:56,277 --> 01:41:57,767
- That's not the point!
- That's the point...
1429
01:41:57,778 --> 01:41:59,314
That's the big point Jaya!
1430
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:01,566
When did I stop you
from working?
1431
01:42:01,574 --> 01:42:02,780
It was your choice!
1432
01:42:02,783 --> 01:42:06,651
Exactly. It was my choice
because I had no other choice!
1433
01:42:07,163 --> 01:42:09,700
What are you saying!
1434
01:42:09,707 --> 01:42:11,698
I would have happily
looked after the house!
1435
01:42:11,709 --> 01:42:12,824
Sure!
1436
01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:16,703
Amitabh Bachchan cooking
in the kitchen...
1437
01:42:16,714 --> 01:42:21,379
and Jaya Bachchan happily
waving to her fans every Sunday!
1438
01:42:21,385 --> 01:42:22,546
You would have
been Ok with it?
1439
01:42:22,553 --> 01:42:23,793
Yeah.
Why not?
1440
01:42:23,804 --> 01:42:26,592
So easy to say it.
Can't rewind life!
1441
01:42:29,018 --> 01:42:31,760
What do I do?
1442
01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:33,890
What do you want
me to do?
1443
01:42:33,898 --> 01:42:35,980
- I want to meet this boy.
- Who? This guy?
1444
01:42:36,275 --> 01:42:37,436
- Yeah.
- Why?
1445
01:42:37,443 --> 01:42:39,650
I like him.
Just look at him!
1446
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,609
At this age a new threat!
1447
01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:50,449
Hi. You coming?
1448
01:42:50,831 --> 01:42:52,037
Coming where?
1449
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,578
So why did you call?
1450
01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:56,167
I just called to say...
1451
01:42:57,296 --> 01:42:59,628
I called to say I'm meeting
Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan!
1452
01:43:00,341 --> 01:43:01,422
What?
1453
01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:03,041
I'm in Mumbai.
1454
01:43:03,219 --> 01:43:04,505
What are you doing
in Mumbai?
1455
01:43:04,970 --> 01:43:07,758
There's a Women's Day
seminar...
1456
01:43:08,265 --> 01:43:09,380
Another speech...
1457
01:43:09,975 --> 01:43:10,965
Started again?
1458
01:43:12,186 --> 01:43:13,893
I thought you weren't going
to do all this!
1459
01:43:17,817 --> 01:43:19,524
This is why you didn't
come with me, right?
1460
01:43:20,528 --> 01:43:22,360
Anyway. Good...
1461
01:43:22,655 --> 01:43:23,520
meet more people.
1462
01:43:23,698 --> 01:43:24,563
Kia I'm meeting Ami...
1463
01:43:24,573 --> 01:43:25,734
Yeah fine.
Take care.
1464
01:44:38,689 --> 01:44:39,850
This is for Kia.
1465
01:44:40,316 --> 01:44:41,556
Thank you!
1466
01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:50,740
What wrong did I
do to you?
1467
01:44:51,327 --> 01:44:55,787
I'll have to hear her
lectures for days!
1468
01:45:04,548 --> 01:45:08,257
Kia, 20 missed calls?
Mom...!
1469
01:45:20,689 --> 01:45:21,850
What happened?
1470
01:45:22,983 --> 01:45:25,816
Her BP was very low.
She collapsed.
1471
01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:27,436
She was trying to
call you.
1472
01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:29,858
She called Kia,
Kia called me...
1473
01:45:30,741 --> 01:45:32,448
We had to rush her here.
1474
01:45:33,869 --> 01:45:35,359
Kia was saying...
1475
01:45:35,371 --> 01:45:38,705
she'll catch some flight via
Zurich and reach by tonight.
1476
01:45:52,763 --> 01:45:54,800
- Hello?
- Where are you?
1477
01:45:54,807 --> 01:45:56,593
Kia you've landed...
1478
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:58,182
I'm almost there!
1479
01:45:58,185 --> 01:45:59,846
I'm already in the
bloody hospital!
1480
01:46:06,694 --> 01:46:08,560
Flight arrived early?
1481
01:46:18,873 --> 01:46:21,490
- Swiss air was supposed to...
- I came by Lufthansa.
1482
01:46:21,917 --> 01:46:24,033
- Why didn't you call me?
- Call you?
1483
01:46:24,044 --> 01:46:25,534
The whole world was
trying to call you!
1484
01:46:25,546 --> 01:46:27,537
Why did you come back?
Go give more speeches!
1485
01:46:27,548 --> 01:46:31,542
Nothing's happened. Mom is fine. You
didn't have to leave work & rush here
1486
01:46:31,552 --> 01:46:32,542
I came. I'm here!
1487
01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:33,714
You were not here!
1488
01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:39,803
What is this sudden trip
to become famous?
1489
01:46:40,144 --> 01:46:42,886
Why do you suddenly want to
show the world how great you are?
1490
01:46:43,439 --> 01:46:46,773
You left home to tell the world
how well you run a home?
1491
01:46:47,026 --> 01:46:48,767
You're a bloody fraud!
1492
01:46:48,777 --> 01:46:51,235
This is a hospital.
Please go outside.
1493
01:46:51,822 --> 01:46:54,234
Kia! I went to meet
Amitabh Bachchan...
1494
01:46:54,241 --> 01:46:57,108
Did mom's blood pressure know that
you were with Amitabh Bachchan?
1495
01:46:57,620 --> 01:47:00,237
If Amitabh Bachchan knew
that my mom was dying...
1496
01:47:00,247 --> 01:47:03,205
and you were telling stories of
being a "cool husband“..."
1497
01:47:03,208 --> 01:47:05,119
he would have thrown you out!
1498
01:47:05,127 --> 01:47:06,868
My phone was on silent...
1499
01:47:07,046 --> 01:47:08,957
there were no flights out.
I took the first...
1500
01:47:08,964 --> 01:47:12,798
You're living off my money and you
want to show the world how great you are?
1501
01:47:13,552 --> 01:47:15,134
Or is it that because
I'm older than you...
1502
01:47:15,137 --> 01:47:17,094
you're doing me a favor
by living with me.
1503
01:47:18,474 --> 01:47:19,464
Kia listen...
1504
01:47:19,475 --> 01:47:22,137
Now that you're on T.V. and
a social celebrity...
1505
01:47:22,144 --> 01:47:25,478
your "homemaker" & "don't want to
move ahead“ act is over?
1506
01:47:25,481 --> 01:47:26,562
Kia...
1507
01:47:27,316 --> 01:47:29,273
You don't want to progress!
1508
01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:30,562
The joke of the century!
1509
01:47:30,819 --> 01:47:32,651
You are the cheapest, slimiest...
1510
01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,612
most manipulative
man in this world.
1511
01:47:39,036 --> 01:47:41,243
Why are you living off me...
1512
01:47:41,914 --> 01:47:44,281
when you are the heir
to millions?
1513
01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:47,374
Why? Why? Why?
1514
01:47:54,551 --> 01:47:56,167
You used me!
1515
01:47:57,805 --> 01:47:59,011
I'm such a fool!
1516
01:47:59,848 --> 01:48:01,179
It was pure strategy!
1517
01:48:01,475 --> 01:48:03,682
You plotted this bit by bit!
1518
01:48:05,145 --> 01:48:06,806
It was all a set-up!
1519
01:48:07,231 --> 01:48:09,142
Nothing was a coincidence...
1520
01:48:09,858 --> 01:48:11,223
from the Chandigarh-Delhi
flight until now...
1521
01:48:11,235 --> 01:48:13,192
Was it really your dead
mother's birthday that day?
1522
01:48:13,445 --> 01:48:16,153
Brilliant game, brilliant
bloody game!
1523
01:48:16,156 --> 01:48:17,738
You proved that you're an
MBA topper.
1524
01:48:17,992 --> 01:48:19,699
What a business plan!
1525
01:48:20,703 --> 01:48:23,570
I'll become a hero not by
inventing anything...
1526
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:26,538
not by becoming yet another
millionaire, not by anything. Just...
1527
01:48:26,709 --> 01:48:28,495
by doing nothing!
1528
01:48:28,752 --> 01:48:31,164
Without doing anything I will
leave my mark in the world.
1529
01:48:31,463 --> 01:48:33,579
You are an artist...
1530
01:48:34,174 --> 01:48:35,960
The world's biggest
con artist!
1531
01:48:37,386 --> 01:48:41,050
You used me to laugh at your dad...
to laugh at the whole bloody world...
1532
01:48:42,182 --> 01:48:43,138
Kia...
1533
01:48:43,434 --> 01:48:45,516
Kia, let's go back.
Mom is alone.
1534
01:48:46,854 --> 01:48:48,811
My mom. My home
1535
01:48:48,814 --> 01:48:50,225
I'll take care of it.
1536
01:49:39,573 --> 01:49:40,608
Dear Kia...
1537
01:49:40,908 --> 01:49:42,865
We really missed you.
1538
01:49:43,285 --> 01:49:45,697
Kabir told us a lot about you
1539
01:49:46,121 --> 01:49:47,953
I'm truly, truly proud of you.
1540
01:49:48,582 --> 01:49:51,540
I know the world is
celebrating Kabir today...
1541
01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:55,123
but without a Kia,
a Kabir cannot exist.
1542
01:49:55,631 --> 01:49:58,248
Every woman wishes for
a husband like this...
1543
01:49:58,258 --> 01:50:02,252
but very few have the courage
to love such a man.
1544
01:50:02,429 --> 01:50:04,761
It takes a lot for a
man to be a Kabir...
1545
01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:07,932
But it takes a lot more for
a woman to be happy...
1546
01:50:08,143 --> 01:50:10,100
with a man like Kabir.
1547
01:50:10,104 --> 01:50:12,391
You are a big inspiration!
1548
01:50:12,689 --> 01:50:15,852
I wish the world would
have more women like you, Kia.
1549
01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:18,067
God bless you!
1550
01:50:21,740 --> 01:50:25,358
That you find happiness...
1551
01:50:25,369 --> 01:50:28,202
in my happiness
1552
01:50:28,831 --> 01:50:33,792
ls not necessary in love...
1553
01:50:35,754 --> 01:50:42,171
If our paths don't meet...
1554
01:50:42,761 --> 01:50:47,756
does not mean we are apart...
1555
01:50:49,226 --> 01:50:51,183
Where's Kabir?
1556
01:50:52,896 --> 01:50:53,977
Kia!
1557
01:50:54,189 --> 01:50:56,021
I'm so cheap mom!
1558
01:50:56,024 --> 01:50:57,560
I hate myself!
1559
01:50:58,694 --> 01:51:00,435
I felt jealous of him!
1560
01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:02,854
How can I be jealous
of Kabir mom?
1561
01:51:03,240 --> 01:51:05,231
I love him, I love him
more than my life!
1562
01:51:05,242 --> 01:51:06,732
Calm down Kia!
1563
01:51:06,743 --> 01:51:08,700
He got a little attention...
1564
01:51:09,371 --> 01:51:10,611
and I couldn't handle it!
1565
01:51:11,456 --> 01:51:13,242
I feel so small mom!
1566
01:51:13,709 --> 01:51:15,074
I'm feeling so small.
1567
01:51:15,335 --> 01:51:16,996
How can I be
insecure of him?
1568
01:51:17,504 --> 01:51:19,245
Kabir loves you too.
1569
01:51:19,256 --> 01:51:21,623
Not once did he say that
I wasn't at home either.
1570
01:51:21,967 --> 01:51:25,460
And I abused him for not
being there for just one night!
1571
01:51:25,470 --> 01:51:26,710
What happened Kia?
1572
01:51:26,722 --> 01:51:30,215
This is love, not duty...
1573
01:52:07,095 --> 01:52:11,430
I really didn't mean what I said!
I didn't mean what I said mom...
1574
01:52:11,850 --> 01:52:13,591
Of course you meant it.
1575
01:52:14,228 --> 01:52:15,764
Else you wouldn't have said it.
1576
01:52:17,147 --> 01:52:18,808
I didn't mean what I said
1577
01:52:18,815 --> 01:52:20,522
I really love Kabir!
1578
01:52:20,776 --> 01:52:22,517
Love is not the problem...
1579
01:52:23,612 --> 01:52:26,104
There is no problem
between Kabir and you.
1580
01:52:26,531 --> 01:52:30,445
Infact, this is not a
husband-wife, man-woman...
1581
01:52:30,452 --> 01:52:32,443
or... what is that...
1582
01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:35,947
"not even a “he-she" problem...
1583
01:52:36,250 --> 01:52:41,791
This is a basic issue between a
homemaker and the person who earns...
1584
01:52:42,798 --> 01:52:46,917
Whether it's a "she" or a “he“...
1585
01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:52,593
Unfortunately, the world only sees the
person who earns in the relationship
1586
01:52:52,891 --> 01:52:56,100
because of which the person
gets used to the attention.
1587
01:52:56,436 --> 01:52:57,767
It's natural!
1588
01:52:58,230 --> 01:53:01,222
No one notices the homemaker...
1589
01:53:01,650 --> 01:53:04,938
Slowly, even the earning member
stops noticing the homemaker.
1590
01:53:06,196 --> 01:53:10,315
When the world by chance
notices the homemaker...
1591
01:53:10,659 --> 01:53:14,243
then naturally, the
homemaker feels a bit nice...
1592
01:53:14,705 --> 01:53:18,323
and the earning member
feels a bit shaken.
1593
01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:20,574
Hey! I'm the hero!
1594
01:53:20,836 --> 01:53:23,498
How can the supporting actor
equal to me!
1595
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:25,621
But I'm not like that mom!
1596
01:53:25,966 --> 01:53:27,752
You are exactly like that!
1597
01:53:28,385 --> 01:53:30,046
We are all like that.
1598
01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:32,051
We're human beings!
1599
01:53:32,639 --> 01:53:35,848
But you know what is so
beautiful about you?
1600
01:53:36,852 --> 01:53:38,968
You don't want to be like that.
1601
01:53:53,035 --> 01:53:56,653
Credit card used for
Vistara Airlines... 5,000?
1602
01:53:56,913 --> 01:53:57,903
Kabir!
1603
01:54:07,549 --> 01:54:08,380
Hello? Yes?
1604
01:54:08,884 --> 01:54:12,002
Can you tell me if Mr. Kabir Bansal
is travelling on any of your flights today?
1605
01:54:14,681 --> 01:54:17,218
His wife is dying!
It's an emergency!
1606
01:54:19,144 --> 01:54:21,385
If I knew the flight number
why would I be calling you?
1607
01:54:24,483 --> 01:54:25,973
What is UK246?
1608
01:54:27,986 --> 01:54:28,817
Chandigarh?
1609
01:54:28,820 --> 01:54:31,812
You were in Chandigarh
to buy Chandigarh?
1610
01:54:31,823 --> 01:54:33,780
No.
My friend had a break-up...
1611
01:54:33,784 --> 01:54:35,070
I was there for moral support.
1612
01:55:20,038 --> 01:55:21,449
I'm sorry!
1613
01:55:21,456 --> 01:55:23,697
I'm really sorry.
1614
01:55:26,253 --> 01:55:28,415
I was just missing
my husband.
1615
01:55:29,339 --> 01:55:31,125
But I'm Ok now...
1616
01:55:38,849 --> 01:55:40,635
He loved his mom a lot.
1617
01:55:45,730 --> 01:55:47,312
During take-off and landing...
1618
01:55:49,067 --> 01:55:51,479
he would hold her hand
tightly like this.
1619
01:56:05,417 --> 01:56:06,157
Yes sir?
1620
01:56:06,418 --> 01:56:08,534
Ma'am can you get this
lady her husband please?
1621
01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:13,422
I lost him somewhere!
1622
01:56:24,895 --> 01:56:25,760
Found him!
1623
01:56:39,701 --> 01:56:41,032
Over!
1624
01:56:41,828 --> 01:56:43,489
What's over?
1625
01:56:43,997 --> 01:56:45,658
Murder.
1626
01:56:45,916 --> 01:56:47,623
- Whose?
- Yours!
1627
01:56:47,918 --> 01:56:51,286
I smashed you, bashed you,
chopped your body into pieces...
1628
01:56:51,296 --> 01:56:52,627
and took my revenge.
1629
01:56:52,923 --> 01:56:54,379
Peace!
1630
01:57:03,183 --> 01:57:06,892
Folded my hands, pleaded, got down
on my knees, asked for forgiveness.
1631
01:57:07,521 --> 01:57:08,727
Got ii!
1632
01:57:10,774 --> 01:57:12,356
Peace!
1633
01:57:17,656 --> 01:57:19,863
But why did you come
after me so quickly?
1634
01:57:20,742 --> 01:57:24,531
I can understand if my
friend was a "she"...
1635
01:57:25,914 --> 01:57:27,655
If your friend was a "she"...
1636
01:57:28,083 --> 01:57:29,790
this plane wouldn't have
landed in Chandigarh.
1637
01:57:30,085 --> 01:57:32,076
You could have shown up
before boarding...
1638
01:57:32,087 --> 01:57:34,124
We could have saved money
on the return ticket!
1639
01:57:37,884 --> 01:57:39,875
We will come back by train.
1640
01:57:41,388 --> 01:57:42,924
I want to feel...
1641
01:57:44,015 --> 01:57:45,881
the romance of trains!
1642
01:58:00,156 --> 01:58:04,366
Happy birthday to you!
1643
01:58:04,911 --> 01:58:09,405
Happy birthday to you!
1644
01:58:16,256 --> 01:58:18,372
Today on your birthday...
1645
01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:20,882
- a gift...
- I don't want anything dad.
1646
01:58:21,177 --> 01:58:22,838
Thank you for coming.
1647
01:58:23,138 --> 01:58:25,220
Just enjoy a meal
cooked by your son.
1648
01:58:25,223 --> 01:58:26,304
Who's giving you anything?
1649
01:58:27,726 --> 01:58:30,309
On the occasion of my
daughter-in-law's birthday...
1650
01:58:30,312 --> 01:58:31,973
I've come to ask her for a gift.
1651
01:58:33,023 --> 01:58:35,481
To take my company forward...
1652
01:58:36,443 --> 01:58:38,525
I need a CEO.
1653
01:58:38,987 --> 01:58:40,227
A CEO...
1654
01:58:41,281 --> 01:58:42,863
who after I'm gone...
1655
01:58:43,366 --> 01:58:45,323
can take over my company.
1656
01:58:47,704 --> 01:58:48,819
Me?
1657
01:58:49,623 --> 01:58:51,079
I think I'm too
small for this...
1658
01:58:51,082 --> 01:58:51,947
You're very talented.
1659
01:58:52,584 --> 01:58:54,916
I keep track of all your work!
1660
01:58:56,796 --> 01:58:57,957
Cheers!
1661
01:59:00,300 --> 01:59:02,667
ls he offering me dowry
in the middle of the night?
1662
01:59:02,677 --> 01:59:04,384
He's making sure
the family business...
1663
01:59:04,387 --> 01:59:06,424
is being handed over
to the right family member.
1664
01:59:08,016 --> 01:59:10,132
Are you interested in
charity work?
1665
01:59:10,769 --> 01:59:13,761
Charity? What charity?
1666
01:59:14,689 --> 01:59:17,306
Till today I thought that behind
every successful man...
1667
01:59:17,317 --> 01:59:18,933
there is a woman.
1668
01:59:18,943 --> 01:59:21,105
And your son proved that...
1669
01:59:21,112 --> 01:59:24,446
behind a successful
woman there is a man.
1670
01:59:24,449 --> 01:59:26,190
No, no...
1671
01:59:26,201 --> 01:59:28,158
You daughter has
proved that...
1672
01:59:28,161 --> 01:59:30,277
there needs to be a
successful woman...
1673
01:59:30,288 --> 01:59:32,746
in front of every
unsuccessful man!
1674
01:59:33,750 --> 01:59:37,118
When did you last do an
underwear check?
1675
01:59:38,546 --> 01:59:39,877
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