All language subtitles for Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

[ Yells ]

[ Shouting ]

- [ Man Shouting ] Ten and a half !
- Nine fifty !

- Twenty-five !
- [ Man ] l'll take it !

- How's July ? July how ?
- July's at 95 and a quarter.

Ninety-four and a half bid.
Hey, bonehead, moron !

- Moron ? Moron this. At 95. At 95.
- Keep your pencil to yourself !

- 94 and 3 quarter bid for 300.
- Sold, 300 !

- Buy 300, yes !
- 300, you idiot ? Get out of my way.

300 lots of coffee futures ?
You call that a hunch ?

No, Richard. l call
that an opportunity.

300 lots in this market is not
an opportunity. lt's a death wish.

- Oh, ye of little faith.
- No, no, no. Me of big mortgage.

- Hi, Maddy. What've you got ?
- Flight 109 leaving J.F.K., 1:00 p.m.,

arriving Caracas
at 6:22 p.m.

- All right, all right.
- Aw, come on.

You're not still leaving,
after what you did in there ?

l'm getting married to Charlotte.
l need the divorce from Patricia.

- Toiletries, shirts, socks--
- l don't believe this.

You're gonna leave me
with 5,100 tons of coffee ?

Richard, l put up with you because
you're the best analyst on the Street.

You give me that same
patronizing little speech...

every time you play
one of your stupid hunches.

- Yeah ? And what happens ?
- l'm hospitalized, and the blood
pressure medication is adjusted.

Uplink. You'll overnight in Caracas,
then fly to Canaima the next morning.

Thanks.
See ya in two days.

Unbelievable.

[ Tires Screeching,
Engine Backfiring ]

This thing might be quicker
if you used both engines !

Senor Kromwell ?

Senor Kromwell ?

That'd be me, Michael Cromwell,
with a ''C.''

Senor Cromwell with a ''C.'' l am Abe
Botero with a ''B,'' your attorney-at-law.

l am outrageously pleased
to meet with you.

Abe, Abe.
Let me go.

My car is right over here.
Do you have any more luggage ?

l travel kinda light, Abe. So,
what's the deal ? Where is Patricia ?

Uh, we received this letter
from your wife today.

Senora Cromwell says that
she could not come to Canaima,

- but she wants to get you to Lipo Lipo.
- Wait a second.

l travel 3,000 miles to get here. She
doesn't show up ? What's that about ?

Abe has a saying:

He who knows what a woman wants,
knows everything,

but not even God
knows that. [ Laughs ]

Okay. lf that's the way she wants
to play it, she's not gonna get a dime.

[ Langston ] lf Cromwell should bother
to call, put him through to my office !

Has anybody seen that idiot Kempster
around here ?

Kempster !

Michael, you have got
to get back here tomorrow.

Langston is going insane.
Where are you ?

- l'm staying in the middle
of Nightmare on Bodega Street.
- [ Laughs ]

lf you don't get here,
do l sell the coffee or do l hold it ?

No, no, no, no. Do not sell the coffee
till l give you the go-ahead.

Call me on the uplink
as soon as London opens, all right ?

- All right. Okay.
- [ Langston ] Kempster !

Nah, l wouldn't do that.

- Oh, and why not ?
- [ Chomping Sound ]

- Oh !
- [ Chomping Continues ]

Lipo Lipo. So nice
they named it twice.

Oh, my God.

She left me
for Gilligan's lsland !

- Great. l'll be right back.
- Not long. l have an appointment.

You have an appointment ? Well, if it's
the cable guy, you got plenty of time.

- Okay.
- Hi, um--

l'm-l'm Michael Cromwell. l'm
looking for Patricia Cromwell.

- [ Villagers Chatter ]
- You know Patricia Cromwell ?

She's a doctor.

- [ Chattering Continues ]
- No, a woman. Like me, but, but...

full-figured.

Paliku.

-[ Children ] Paliku.
- Pali who ?

- Paliku.
- Paliku ?

- Where is she ?
- [ Children ] Paliku.

- Paliku ! Paliku !
- Yes, l heard you. Okay, okay.

Patricia.

Mmm.

You look different.

Michael.
You made it.

Um, yes, l did.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

You look good.

So do you.

- How've you been ?
- Better. Much better.

Weren't you supposed
to meet me in Canaima last night ?

Botako's having
her first litter.

- Congratulations.
- Not her.

This is Pontspie. Pontspie,
[ Speaking Pinare ]

Mmm.

[ Grunts ]

This is Botako.

As much as l hate
to spoil this joyous event,

l took an airplane from New York City.
l have a boat waiting.

- You remember the divorce ? Patricia ?
- [ Speaking Pinare ]

- Patricia !
- Paliku.

My Pinare name is Paliku.
We pick our own names here.

Do you remember 12, 13 years ago,
maybe, when out of the blue,

we weren't even married a year,
and you walked out on me.

And now you want a divorce, and you
think l'm gonna hit you up for money.

We both want a divorce,
and aren't you ?

- l don't want any money.
- Great ! We can get to Caracas now.

That way we can sign divorce papers.
l can be back in New York by Friday.

Tomorrow is the Fanenteyou celebration.
l have to be here.

[ Squealing ]

- Ooh.
- lt's a male !

Ay !

As much as l'd like to stick around
for the circumcision,

l've got a canoe waiting,
and my boatman has an appointment.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

- Your boatman is gone.
- What ?

Wait, wait, wait, wait !
Tell him to stop !

- Hasta la vista.
- Hey, stop ! You can't leave me here !

What you're doing is
very unprofessional ! [ Grunting ]

[ Giggling ]

Oh, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa !

Come back here !
Hey, hey, hey !

l'm gonna need all these clothes back,
right where they came from, all right ?

- [ Shaver Buzzing ]
- Aw, this is a Braun !

[ Turns Off Shaver ]

- What about my boat ?
- He'll be back. Couple of days.

Wh-What am l supposed
to do now ?

The chief says you can spend the night
with the bachelors.

- l'm not staying with the bachelors.
- Or Pontspie offered her hut.

- Mm-mmm.
- [ Piglet Grunts ]

Bring on the bachelors.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

[ Speaking Pinare ]

Come on, come on,
come on.

- Hungry ?
- l am starving. Oh.

lt's yellow-eared bat, a Pinare
specialty. lt's made from the bladder.

Oh, bat bladder.
Holy Kaopectate ! l don't think so.

- You might prefer the kara toka.
- Yeah, right.

- Chicken.
- l would prefer that. Thanks. Ready.

Excuse me.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Michael, l have to talk to you.

- Patricia, let's not, okay ?
- There's something that you don't know.

Yeah, like why
you left me.

- Because of the fifth phone line.
- What is that supposed to mean ?

One morning some guy showed up at our
apartment to install a fifth phone line.

- He asked if l was the receptionist.
- [ Chuckles ]

And l realized that
l had lost you somehow.

l packed my things and l left you alone.
l figured you'd be happier that way.

-You thought this would make me happy?
-How long before you noticed l was gone?

- Why didn't you talk to me ?
- Talk to you ?

l spent six months
telling you l was unhappy.

lt was a crazy time for me.
l just started working at L.T.G.

- [ Sighs ] Michael.
- l had a straddled position in sugar.

The price went up,
it skyrocketed, l'm shorted--

- Michael. Michael !
- What ?

lt's very hard for me
to tell you this, so please listen.

What choice do l have ? l'm stuck here
with you and the Village People...

till you celebrate
Banana-fana-fo-fana.

- [ Sexy Voice ] Hello, you.
- Ohhh.

Excuse me.
The real world calls.

Hello, you.

[ Computer Beeping ]

[ Typing ]

What l'm trying
to say is that--

-Look, l was right. l was right !
-l wasn't exactly alone when l left you.

- 97 and a quarter. [ Whistles ]
- Michael. Michael.

l'm with ya.
Coffee has gone crazy.

- l didn't know it, but l was...
- 97 and a quarter, 97, 97--

- l'm gonna wait till 97 and a half.
- pregnant with your son.

'Cause it's gonna happen. Waitin'. Papa
is waitin'. Come to Papa, 97 and a half.

Sold for a tidy $300,000 profit.
God, it's good to be good !

- What'd she say ?
- Hello, you.

Patricia--

- [ Beeping ]
- All right, Patricia. What did l do ?

l just told you that you had a son,
and you didn't even hear me.

- What are you talking about? What son?
- Your son.

The boy sitting next to the fire
over there is your son.

That is my son ?

l must have started
a thousand letters to tell you,

but every one of them started with,
''l know you never wanted children.''

This is nuts. This is nuts.
This is unbelievable.

- l was confused--
- This is unforgivable !

l'm not asking you to forgive me, but he
didn't do anything, so don't blame him.

That's my son ?

His name is Mimi Siku.

His name is what ?

Mimi Siku.

Mimi Siku.

Roughly translated,
it means...

''Cat Piss.''

- He picked the name ''Cat Piss'' ?
- He was six years old at the time.

lt's a territorial thing.

- You sure he's mine ?
- Positive.

He's got your nose,
and he thinks he's never wrong.

- [ All ] Hello, you.
- [ Computer Beeping ]

No, no, no ! Get away !
No ! Don't touch that !

Don't touch that !
No, don't touch that !

Huh ?

[ Computer Beeping ]

Oh.

You wouldn't happen to have a place
where l could stick that, would you ?

- Hello, you.
- [ Sighs ]

[ Flatulent Sounds ]

Talk about
your wind instruments.

[ lnsect Buzzing ]

- Oh !
- [ Flatulent Sound ]

Oh, ease up on the fruit,
for God's sakes.

Mitsubishi !

Mimi Siku.

Hi, uh, Mimi Siku.
l'm Michael Cromwell.

Patricia-- Paliku
tells me that, um,

that l'm your father.

- That's a nice pot you have.
- [ Speaking Pinare ]

Do you understand
any English ?

Well, Patricia-- or Paliku-- wanted me
to say something paternal to you.

l gotta admit, this isn't easy for me.
l don't have any regrets.

Well, l have regrets.

But then again--
# Too few to mention ## Ha !

[ Whispering
ln Pinare ]

[ Speaking Pinare ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Snoring ]

- Michael.
- [ Screams ]

- You all right ?
- Yes. Put air bags in these things.

What do you call this place again ?
The Surface of the Sun ?

Mimi said that you talked
to him last night.

l told him that l was his father,
and he said something in lndian,

and then he gave
a girl a pot.

Giving a pot here is like
giving flowers. lt's a love gift.

He's very popular
with the girls.

- Maybe he is mine after all.
- He is yours.

Why don't you try again ? He's going
out on the river. Go with him.

Maybe l can teach him
about commodities.

Based on what l learned
in the bachelor hut last night,

he could make a killing
in gas futures.

- Go.
- ls it the local fruit ?

- Baboon ! Baboon !
- Huh ?

No, no, no, no.
Monkey.

[ Chattering ]
Monkey.

Toona. Toona.

Oh.

Parasite.

No, uh, Mimi, um--
Water ? Wa--

Piranha.

Cut, infection, death !

Oh.
[ Spits ]

Hoko. Hoko.

Hoko-- bird.

Bird who can't sing:
Hoko Ono.

No, no, no.
Hoko is toucan.

Bird is pomoko.

- You speak English ?
- Paliku taught me.

[ Chuckling ] So, you understood
everything l said last night.

[ Sighs ]

[ Panting ]
ls it much further ?

These shoes
cost me $500. Whoa !

- [ Hisses ]
- Hey, hey, hey !

Good shot !

Buradu.

Okay.

- Scared of snake ?
- No, scared of snake bite.

Ugh.

Eww.

- This buradu is dead, right ?
- Sleeping. We kill it before we eat it.

No, no, no, no.
l do not eat snake.

-Lizard guts.
-Actually, the snake filled me right up.

- No. l make it for you. Tastes good.
- Oh.

Now you here, you stay
with me all the time ?

l'd like to, Mimi Siku,
but l can't.

Why ?

l have a whole
'nother life where l live.

Another son ?

No. You're
the only son l have.

- l'll teach you to hunt.
- Tomorrow l've got to go to my village.

l'm a trader.
That's what l do, okay ?

This in your village,
yes ?

Woman who hold fire
up sky's butt ?

[ Laughs ]

l've never had her described
quite like that.

Yes, she's
in my village.

We call her
the Statue of Liberty.

When l'm a man, will you take me
to Statue of Liberty ?

Sure.
Why not ? Yeah.

When you're a man, l'll take you
to the Statue of Liberty.

- Wakatepe ?
- Wakatepe.

Sleep time.

Ugh.

Mimi, don't move !

Don't move ! There's
a giant spider on you !

Don't move !
What's it doing ?

Oh, great !
lt's now comin' after me !

Damn, it's chasin' me.
Stop, stop, stop !

l don't want
to hurt you, but l will.

l will crush you
like... a bug !

[ Grunts ]

Mimi, don't. No, no.
l can handle this.

Go to the village.
Save yourself !

[ Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

No, no, don't !
Back ! Jesus !

lf you scream,
Myteka attack.

lf you're calm,
Myteka nice.

- But kukuve always mean.
- Who's kukuve ?

Huh ?

[ Snarling ]

[ Screaming ]
This place is a nightmare !

[ Speaking Pinare ]

[ Chanting ln Pinare ]

[ Children Shouting ]
Baboon ! Baboon !

Nice turtle.

[ Children ]
Baboon ! Baboon !

The hair on your chest
reminds them of a monkey.

''Baboon'' is
your Pinare name.

Baboon ? That's the best
they could come up with ?

At first they wanted to go with
''Man Who Must Be Smarter Than He Looks.''

lf we get to pick our own names,
l'd like to pick this:

''Man Who's Extremely
Well-Endowed.''

Sorry.
lt's already taken.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

[ Chanting ]

-What's he sayin' to them ?
-The chief is telling the forest
that Mimi's no longer a child.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

[ Sizzling ]

[ Cheering ln Pinare ]

- Are they finished ?
- Almost.

But to become
a tribal leader someday,

Mimi has to perform a special task
that the chief will give to him.

He says he's
very proud of Mimi Siku,

and, as his father,
you should be too.

Well, l am very proud of him,
considering the fact...

that l just found out
a couple days ago l had a son,

and l'm standing
about four feet from a witch doctor.

- [ Speaking Pinare ]
- [ Hisses ]

- [ Speaking Pinare ]
- [ Villagers Cheer ]

Mimi has the task of bringing fire
back from the Statue of Liberty.

[ Laughs ] Guy doesn't
kid around, does he ?

[ Mimi ] You promised to take me
to New York when l become a man, Baboon.

- And when you're a man, l will.
- ln this tribe, he is a man,

and he wants to go now ?

No. Tomorrow we fly to Caracas,
we sign the divorce papers.

Then l get in a big, steel bird
and fly back to New York City.

- Yakuza.
- Did you promise to take him or not ?

Maybe. Mimi Siku, l have to be back
on the exchange floor.

l'm gettin' married.
l cannot take you tomorrow.

Here, if you make
a promise, you keep it.

''Tomorrow,'' ''Can't,'' ''Maybe.''
These words don't mean anything to Mimi.

You brought him down here to live
with the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Maybe you should have
taught him better English.

This is the most important day
in your son's life,

and he wanted you here
to share it with him,

and now you're going to humiliate him
in front of the whole tribe...

by not keeping the first promise
you ever made to him ?

Baboon, l--
l want to go.

Mimi Siku, l am--
l'm very sorry.

You made
wakatepe with me.

- Excuse me, Mr. Cromwell,
- [ Grunts ]

but the young man you're with
is urinating on the exit door.

Thank you.

Me happy to be
with you, Baboon.

Michael !
Michael !

All right, we gotta
get movin' here pretty--

- Get on. lt's just a moving sidewalk.
- [ Chuckles ]

Michael !
Hey, Mike !

- Michael, how ya doin' ?
- Richard, what are you doing here ?

l told Langston you had a reason.
You do have a reason, right ?

- For what ?
- For holding on to the beans.

- What beans ?
- The coffee beans.

- You didn't sell them ?
- No.

l told you to sell them
at 97 and a half.

Oh, God,
l'm dead !

l'm gonna lose my house !
Where will my children live ?

- Richard-- Excuse me. Richard.
- [ Panting ]

- [ Groaning ]
- Why didn't ya sell ?

-'Cause you didn't confirm, that's why !
-What ?

- You did not confirm.
- What's coffee doin' now ?

lt's under 90 cents
and gone limit down.

[ Stomps Foot ]

l asked you-- l told you
to sell it at 97 and a half,

and you can't do it 'cause
l didn't say ''confirm'' ?

- You're an idiot !
- Look, for 15 years, Michael,

you say ''sell,''
l say ''confirm.''

Sell, confirm.
Sell, confirm.

You confirm, and l sell.
You didn't confirm, so l didn't sell.

Look, kid, l've given
to the rain forest, okay ?

His name is Mimi Siku.

- He's my son.
- What do you mean, ''son'' ?

You didn't have one
when you left here three days ago.

Well, apparently l did.

He's Patricia's son.

He's Patricia
and my son.

- This your village, Baboon ?
- Yep. This is my village.

lt's big.

[ Mimi Siku ]
Where are all the animals ?

[ Michael ]
Up in their offices, where they work.

Cromwell !

Okay.
Take a look at that.

Baboon must go
fight the chief.

[ Langston ] Look at this !
Cromwell, look at this.

Coffee is at 88,
and it's dropping like a brick !

By tomorrow morning,
it could be 85 or lower.

[ Michael ] Just wait it out.
Something will happen.

- The market will turn around.
- But what if it doesn't ?

You remember
what happened in '91 ?

You can't always depend
on a natural disaster.

lt doesn't have to be a disaster.
We can hope for an assassination.

[ Richard ] Would you
take it seriously for one minute ?

- l'm trying to lighten this guy up.
- Stop it. Stop it !

Now, come on.
Behave yourselves here !

Something better happen fast, or l'm
gonna throw your butts out the window !

[ Langston ] What do you hotshots
think about when you make these deals ?

You seem to have forgotten,
Cromwell, that you...

were investing
the company's money.

When you invest the company's money
and win, the company's behind you.

But when you screw up like this, you're
both on the hook for any loss we take.

- That would be over a million dollars.
- That's not my problem.

And by the way, Cromwell,

when somebody is playing
with millions of dollars of my money,

l generally like them
in the country.

- This country !
- Stop yelling, please.

This is still my office.

l'll shout, l'll yell,
l'll scream as much as l want.

When l made you shareholders
in this company,

it was to share profits,
not losses !

Not losses is right !
We're not here to share losses !

We're here
to share profits. Profits !

Profits ! Huh ?

Look up ! lt's an alien circle
with Mickey Rourke's picture in it.

Look, look,
look, look, look !

Up, up ! Look !
Look up ! Look up !

He just found out
that he has a son.

[ Michael Yells ]
Look, look, look, look, look !

Stop shouting, Baboon.
Myteka kill chief.

Catch the damn spider,
will you, please ?

Mm. l-l-l said l was gonna go fight
the chief, not kill the chief.

Around here, only... postal employees
kill chief. Do you understand ?

Boy, whatever you do in Venezuela,
do not try the chili del fuego.

[ Michael ]
And l say we should just wait it out.

[ Richard ]
You're insane. Langston is right.

We have to find a buyer for the coffee,
cut our losses and get out now.

Wow ! Nice shot !

Put this away.

Would you give me a few moments with
Charlotte before you bring Mimi up ?

All right.

- [ Bell Dings ]
- ## [ Rock 'N' Roll ]

- Michael, you're back !
- Where's Brian ? Brian, let's go.

Come on.
Come, come, come.

- Mmm.
- l missed you. You never called me.

We're here, but we're
not ''here,'' okay ?

Try to think of us as,
uh, furniture.

- Just act natural.
- So, did you miss me, darling ?

- l missed you very much.
- [ Sighs ]

My pieces in the show were
such a hit that lan--

Michael Cromwell,
this is lan Finch-Chumley.

- Good to meet you, lan.
- Hi, Michael.

[ Charlotte ] He's doing a profile on me
for the Fashion Channel.

He'll be following me from now
through the spring collection,

and he'll be covering
the wedding as well.

lsn't that fabulous ?

There's a Fashion Channel ?

- [ Scoffs ] Yeah.
- [ Charlotte ] Forget the camera.

Just talk to me.
They're furniture.

Now, honey, did you
get everything settled ?

- Yeah.
- Yes ! Oh !

Actually, um-- Actually, Patricia
was very reasonable.

So... what did
you bring me ?

- [ Grunts ]
- [ Cameraman ] Ow !

[ Richard ] So, Mimi,
how old are you ?

The roots
of the Yomano tree...

have broken ground
three times in my life.

So, l guess that
would make you around--

- Thirteen.
- Thirteen. Thirteen.

You know, l have a daughter
around that age. Karen.

Will l meet daughter ?

Yeah, yeah. She's just up
at Charlotte's now.

She's trying on her dress
for the wedding.

- What are you doing ?
- Feed Myteka.

What's Myteka ?

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Screaming ]

- Are you upset ?
- You brought back a child.

Everyone else l know comes back
from South America with a bag of coffee.

Well, l have ten million
bags of coffee.

l thought l'd bring back something
with a little less caffeine.

l have a show to prepare
and a wedding to plan.

That's months away. Honey ?

He's only gonna be here
for a short while.

- [ Groaning ]
- [ Bell Dings ]

- [ Michael ] Mimi.
- Baboon.

- What have you done with Mr. Kempster ?
- Excuse me. Michael.

- Do you know who Myteka is ?
- Daddy !

Karen. Look at you.
You look... beautiful.

Angel on table.

- Look at me. l'm smoking.
- The rain forest is a very hot issue.

Being associated
with this, uh, jungle bloke,

it can only help you.

Where's the rain forest ?

Brian, find out
where the rain forest is.

[ Brian ]
Right.

[ Gasps ]
Oh !

Mimi Siku,
this is Charlotte,

and, uh, Charlotte,
this is Mimi Siku.

lt's a pleasure
to meet you, Mimi Siki.

- Mimi Siku.
- Mimi Siku.

- This your female, Baboon ?
- This is my female.

[ Chuckles ] And as his female,
l'd like to invite you...

to dinner tonight
with Fiona Gluckman.

She's the fashion editor
of Elle magazine.

Very major. She wants to see
the sketches for my wedding trousseau.

And if you're available,
l'd love for you to join us.

ls there anything special
you like to eat ?

Lizard guts.

- Lizard guts ?
- Yes, but very lean.

- Great earrings. [ Gasps ] Honey !
- Oh !

Whoa, whoa, whoa !
Mimi, Mimi, Mimi.

Do you remember what we talked about,
using the toilet on the airplane ?

Let's continue to do that.

l will find the men's room for him,
and we will see you tonight.

Come on, Mimi.

Will he be wearing
the loincloth to dinner ?

[ Michael ]
l'll get him some clothes.

No, no, no, no.
Don't, don't, don't.

Before you pee, you lift the seat. After
you pee, you put the seat back down.

Females in tribe start war over this.
Many deaths.

[ Laughing ]

Oh, that's very good.
Very--

Bob Montgomery.
That's wonderful.

Listen. So, Bob, l'm standing
with Michael Cromwell,

and, you know, considering
our long history together,

you're the first person
we wanna make this offer to.

Are you ready ?
Fifty-one hundred tons of coffee beans.

[ Bob Laughs,
Phone Clicks, Dial Tone ]

- We're dead. Okay ?
- Baboon !

- Ah ! He's doing a Fay Wray !
- Baboon !

- Michael ! Mumu !
- Mimi !

- Come back inside !
- Statue of Liberty, Baboon.

- You do as l tell you.
- Get this !

- Come look !
- No, no, no ! Come back here !

- [ Michael ] Mimi, Get back in here.
- Cool.

- Life happens around you !
- [ Michael ] Move. Get outta my way.

Come on. Mimi !
Watch out, watch out, watch out.

- Mimi ! Mimi !
- [ lan ] Get the wide-angle lens !

[ Michael ]
Get out of the way, please !

Mimi !
Wait, wait, wait !

[ Shuddering ]

[ Murmuring ]

[ Shrieks ]

Statue of Liberty, Baboon.
Statue not far, Baboon.

Mimi, you stand right there.

- We go now ?
- We'll go tomorrow, okay ?

[ Michael ]
Whoa. Ahhh.

People down there
so far from us.

l'd like to keep 'em
that way, okay ?

[ Shuddering ]
l'm gonna die up here.

Nothing bad happened,
Baboon.

l just hate heights.
[ Panting ]

Whoa.

Oh.

Pinare secret:
Don't look down.

[ Michael ] Just for the record,
it's not that big a secret.

- [ Richard ] Yeah !
- [ Sighs ]

Don't you ever, ever,
ever do that to me again !

When l tell you to do something,
l mean it. Do you understand me ?

Mimi Siku sorry.

[ Sighs ]
Come on. Come on. Come on.

Mm, sorry.

l was just worried about you out there.
l really was. All right ?

Well, um,
we should go.

- Baboon scared ?
- Yes, Baboon scared.

Baboon not know
he could be so scared.

Baboon's pants
a little damp.

-[ Woman ] Charlie, this is fabulous !
-Mimi, get down.

When l saw the shoulders
on this gown, l plotzed.

- [ Charlotte Chuckles ]
- l said to myself, ''Fiona,

this-- this is
the future of fashion.''

Oh, no. Remember
what l told ya ?

Forks go on the left side.
This side.

Small fork on the outside. Take your
knife, put it over next to the spoon.

The blade-- The blade in.
Perfect.

Yeah. Might wanna work
on that one too.

ln Lipo Lipo,
we eat with hands.

ln New York, New York,
we eat with forks.

When are we gonna eat ?
l'm famished !

- [ Snorts ]
- A little champagne ?

Gino, why don't you show her
the bridesmaids sketches ?

Show me, show me,
show me, show me.

Oh, l'm loving this !

Ah !

What is taking so long
with the food ?

[ Michael ]
l'll give them a call.

l don't eat meat, l don't eat dairy
or nightshade vegetables,

and, of course,
l don't touch preservatives.

- Obviously. [ Grunts ]
- [ Thump ]

- Cat fat.
- Mm-hmm.

- We eat cat.
- Excuse me ? [ Laughing ]

- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- That must be the food.

- [ Fiona ] Oh ! Finally.
- [ Charlotte ] Gino, Louis.

[ Man ]
Coming.

We are not going
to eat the cat.

[ Growling ]

- Cat's job, feed people.
- No, not here.

Here, cat's job is to sleep
and lick crotch.

[ Fiona ] Oh, Charlie,
it smells so good ! l can't stand it !

Of course, this is much
too much for me.

Did they forget
my tiramisu ?

[ Gasping ]

- [ Fiona ] Oh, God !
- This much tasty.

Your female makes
good food, Baboon.

- Oh !
- [ Body Hits Floor ]

[ Gino ] Oh, Louis,
you are such a cliche.

[ Fiona Retches ]

- [ Charlotte ] You had no right
to change the rules.
- [ Michael ] What rules ?

When we talked about
having children,

we agreed that you would be my child
and that l would be your child,

and now l find out
that you've had a child all along.

Wait a second. Are you saying
that l knew that l had a child ?

Well, if l had a child,
l certainly would have known.

Hello ! You're a woman. Of course you'd
know. You're there when you have it !

There's no magical bond between a father
and son that spans the continents.

The only reason l know l have a child
is because you insisted--

So now you're saying that you
having a child is my fault ?

- l don't think so, Michael.
- Mimi's just visiting.

l wanna show him
a good time.

After that, he goes back home, and we
can go back to being the way we were--

entirely wrapped up
in ourselves.

Promise ?

[ Mimics Sound
of Blowgun ]

Ow !
[ Grunts ]

[ Michael Groans ]

[ Groaning, Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Snoring ]

My little darlings.

[ Woman Coos ]

Ah. Ooh. Are your
little bellies empty ?

Oh.

Bonjour.

Ah. Bonjour.

We are all
so happy today, n'est-ce pas ?

[ Screaming ]

What's goin' on up here ?

- [ Crying ]
- Did you-- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go !

-Go ! Go !
- [ Hysterical Shouting ]

Mimi, you can't do this. You do not
kill birds around here for breakfast.

lf you're hungry, ask me.
l bought some stuff for ya.

This is what kids love.
Cap'n Crunch.

- [ Woman Screaming ]
- What is ?

This is cereal. lt's just corn,
brown sugar, yellow #5 and zinc oxide ?

They've added
a sunblock to it.

You pour this on this, and that's
your breakfast. Enjoy yourself.

Charlie. Come on.
Wake up, sweetheart.

Wake up. Charlie.
Bloomingdale's burned down.

[ Snorting ]
What ?

Mimi's having breakfast
out in the kitchen.

l will be home
before lunch.

- Bye.
- [ Gasps ] Wait.

l can't watch him.
Women's Wear is coming to the loft.

You don't need to baby-sit him.
He'll be fine.

Now go back to sleep.

Mmm.

Mimi, l gotta get goin' here.
No. No !

This isn't-- No.
No, it's not your fault.

l didn't mention that you
usually put this in a bowl.

When we go
to Statue of Liberty ?

- Uh, tomorrow.
- Tomorrow ?

l know l told you
we were going today, but l can't today.

l-l-- The Baboon's makin'
some very big trades today.

- Me go trade with Baboon.
- Baboon go alone.

l'd like to be around you,
but, but l'm obligated to go.

What means ''obligated'' ?

Obligated.
lt means...

when you do something that
you don't really wanna do.

Okay.

- Baboon obligated.
- And will you promise Baboon one thing?

You won't shoot
any more animals ?

And don't eat the cat.

l'll bring
food home.

[ Speaking Pinare ]

Myteka ?
Myteka ?

Myteka ?

Myteka ?

[ Whispering ]
Myteka ?

[ Whispering ]
Myteka ?

Myteka.

Myteka.

Myteka ?

[ Moaning ]

- [ Screams ]
- Nice pushibushi.

That is the last pushibushi you're gonna
see around here, you little savage !

[ Beeping ]

[ Ringing,
Answer Machine Clicks ]

[ Michael On Tape ] Hi, we're not here
right now. Leave a message.

We'll call you right back.
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]

[ Michael On Phone ]
Charlie. Pick up. lt's me.

You're probably in the bathroom,
making yourself look beautiful.

Um, l don't want you
feelin' trapped by Mimi.

Try to open up to him.
Just don't leave him alone with the cat.

l'll see you soon.
l love you. Bye.

[ Screaming ]

Michael, don't hang up!
Don't hang up ! There's a spider !

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Shrieking ]

This can't be happening !
This is a penthouse apartment !

# There's nothing to gain when
there's nothing to be lost #

# There's nothing to gain if you
stay behind and count the cost #

# Make a decision you can be
who you can be you can be #

# Tasting the fruit
Come to the liberty tree #

# Someday #

Help a guy out.
Spare change for food ?

Help a guy out.
Spare change for food ? Uh.

- Eat.
- # Changin' your ways #

- # Making those surrounding you #
- Hmm.

# Changin' your ways
More than any man can do #

Right !

# Find your brothers and sisters who can
hear all the truth in what you say #

- Much night fun.
- Honey, come on.

- Mom !
- # They can support you when
you're on your way today #

# Your day
lt's your day #

- Right there.
- That way ?

- Right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah !

# We're gonna break it down #

# Let 'em out, let 'em out
Let 'em out, let 'em out #

# We have to shake it down
Shake it all around #

[ Michael ] lt's got to be 15 years
since l really looked at that statue.

Yes. Uh-huh. 11:00.

We'll be there. Okay.

What ? Oh. Hung up.

l found us a buyer.

# Painted faces
in the strangest places #

# Tastin' the fruits
of our roots #

# Ha, ha, ha, ha
This is also deja vu #

# Or tell me is it really true
Hit me like a puzzle #

# l ain't got a clue
ls this really my imagination #

# That l'm confronted with
these altercations, yeah #

- # Gotta shake the tree
Gotta shake the tree #
- [ Grunts ]

Honey, go get help !

# Leave it up to me #

## [ Vocalizing ]

# We are shakin' the tree #

- [ Grunts ]
- # La, la, la, la-oh #

[ Shutter Clicking ]

- ## [ Vocalizing ]
- [ Siren Wailing ]

# We are shakin' the tree #

## [ Vocalizing Continues ]

[ Siren Wailing Continues ]

l should take
some pictures of Mimi.

You can never have enough
pictures of your kids.

We have, like, 400 albums.

l've never looked at them,
but they exist. lt's good.

- Come on. Let's go.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

Michael, you have a call.

- l told you to hold all calls.
- Richard, it's the police.

What ?

On top of everything else, didn't l
tell you to wait in the apartment--

l want to see
Statue of Liberty.

- l said we'd do that tomorrow.
- You too busy for Mimi Siku !

l want to see
Statue to Liberty, l go.

l've got a life here. l can't change
everything just because you showed up.

- Then why you bring me here ?
- l was obligated.

You obligated be with me ?

[ Sighs ]

Mimi. Mimi ? Mimi !

Mimi, come here ! Stop !

Come back here ! Whoop !
Mimi, l didn't mean that !

You said ''obligated'' !

l didn't mean that.
Now, stop ! Look out !

- Mimi, come on !
- [ Tires Screeching ]

Get out of the street ! Come on !
Get out of the street !

l want to go home.
You not want Mimi Siku here !

l want you here.
l'm sorry.

Look, stop, stop.
Look.

Sorry l said that stuff.
l was just angry.

You always angry at me.
''Don't do this ! Don't do that !''

This is New York.
This is a dangerous jungle.

- Mimi Siku not scared. Mimi Siku a man.
- No, you're not a man.

You are an adolescent.

- Adolescent ?
- Yes. An adolescent.

You don't have a wife.
You don't have a family to support.

You are free to do
whatever you want.

You're an adolescent.

What ? No, no, no, no !

l am not an adolescent.
l'm a man.

- l'm a man too.
- Not here you're not a man.

You're a 13-year-old boy
running around in a loincloth.

l'm a man too !

Okay, okay. You're right.
You are a man.

But you're gonna have
to learn what men do in my jungle.

And you have to learn
how to breathe when you run.

Okay, first lesson.
Ooh !

You wanna go some place
in my village,

all you gotta do
is wave your arm.

Wave your arm.

[ Tires Screeching ]

- Magic.
- Magic if he understands English.

- Fulton Fish Market on ''ze'' double.
- Okay. [ Speaks ln Foreign Language ]

W-Where is he ?

Richard, this guy gets
very upset when you're late.

Yes, well, he's gonna be here.
He's obviously delayed--

Here he is ! Okay.

-Get your stuff. Get out the other side.
-Thank you very much.

- You call this a tip ?
- Mimi, watch traffic
when you're comin' around.

-What took you--
-We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?

No, he is above
a fish stall.

Much better.

- Ooh !
- l love what
they've done with the place.

Let me tell you something.
This guy has a lot of money.

He's the king of caviar,
and he's gonna save our asses.

So you just play your hunches
and let me play mine.

- Okay, okay. Now, listen up.
- [ Grunts ]

When you get to the top of the stairs,
ring the bell once,

knock twice,
then ring three times.

Okay.

Don't forget.

What happened
to his fingers ?

He rang four times.
[ Laughs ] Good luck.

Ring twice, knock once,
ring three times, okay.

- Oh, boy.
- Okay, um, okay.

- So it is--
- What ? What ?

- Ring twice.
- Ring twice.
- [ Buzzer Buzzes Twice ]

- Knock once and then ring three times.
- You sure it's three ?

- Yes, it's definitely three times.
- [ Buzzing Three Times ]

- Okay.
- [ Clears Throat ]

Okay, that's wrong.

- So what we do-- Ring three times.
- l'm not sure--

- Knock once and ring twice.
- No, it--

- Yeah, yeah.
- We're gonna get shot.

Uh-uh. lt's gonna be fine.
lt's gonna be good.

That really worked great. l remember
differently now. l got what it is.

- All right, Mr. Wizard. Take over.
- Ring twice.

- Take over.
- You knock once.

- And ring--
- No ! You do not ring 4 times.

[ Man Speaking With Russian Accent ]
Open damn door !

[ Man Continues ]
Chort vozmi !

[ Door Creaking ]

- Hi there. l am, uh--
- Hi.

Don't say a word.
l know, l know.

Let me introduce
my comrades to you.

Stand up.
Thank you. Sit down.

Come ! We talk beans.

Sit, sit.

Coffee on market
now 83 cents one pound.

l pay you 85 cents one pound.

- Why you take trade ?
- Shh !
- Uh, Michael.

- 85 cents more than 83 cents ?
- Yes, it is.

- Tell wild child to shut up !
- Hey !

He's just a kid.
Listen, he's an unusual kid.

- Not now, Mama.
- So we have a deal then ?

l want guarantee
the price not drop below 75.

- You got it.
- Wait a minute !

There are no guarantees.
This is speculation.

l know speculation.
[ Laughs ]

He knows speculation, for heaven's sake.
When can we expect payment ?

This is lovely.

Look, Richard, it's cash.

Oh, my.

Take !

Look, um, would it be possible
to talk to my partner in private ?

Of course.

- Richard, let's go.
- Ooh !

lt'll just take a moment.

[ Door Opens ]

Richard, are you
out of your mind ?

Now we're laundering money
for the Russian Mafia ?

Yes, we are.
And we'll iron it for them too.

- Him big buradu.
- Yes, he is.

Come on, Mimi.
Let's go.

- You cannot walk away on this, please.
- No deal.

- Think about this for one second !
- Just get us out of this.

- All right. Oh !
- Problem ?

Oh, no. No, no.
Not at all. Uh--

Mr. Cromwell had
to take his son home.

But he thinks you're
a stand-up guy, Mr. J.

- He feels that--
- My name is...

Alex Vasili Sergei
Fyodor Jovanovic.

- Not Mr. J.
- [ Gasps ]

lt's a good name.

We have deal ?

[ lmitating Russian Accent ]
We have deal ?

[ Articulating ]
We have deal ?

Mmm.

- Here you go.
- Thanks, buddy.

Now this is America, huh ?

## [ Calypso ]

- Mmm !
- Tastes like lizard guts.

Oh, lizard guts.

# Tell them goodbye #

## [ Continues ]

Many tribes in your village,
Baboon.

- Yeah, l guess there are.
- ## [ Continues ]

- Music.
- What ? What ?

# And turn it around #

# Now, baby #

# lt's my life #

- # Do what l want #
- # Oh, yeah #

# l take what l want #

# Show me some time #

Come on, Baboon !
We dance !

l don't dance in public.

Come. l'll show you.

# lt's my life
l do what l want #

# lt's my life
l'll give what l want #

# lt's my life, oh, yeah
l'll do what l want #

# lt's my life #

# l'll do what l want, baby
lt's my life #

# Give me what l want now
lt's my life #

# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# lt's my life #

# lt's my life
l can do what l want #

# lt's my life
lt's only my life #

# Na, na, na, na #

# Na-na, na, na, na-na #

[ Laughs ]

# lt's my life
l can do what l want, yeah ##

Pretty cool. l haven't danced like that
since l was a little kid.

Oh. You'll get used
to those shoes.

Huh ? Here. Why don't you
give her the flowers ?

Charlie, how'd
that interview go ?

- You home, Charlie ?
- Michael, l'm in here !

- Charlie ?
- l've been in this bathroom for hours !

- Make sure you open a window.
- Michael !

Michael, l'm being attacked
by a giant spider !

Oh ! l can see it !
Move away from the door !

Move away from the door !

- Grab this thing. Come on. Come on.
- Do something !

l'm doing something. l'm gonna fight it.
Stay away from the door !

Look at that.
Oh, it's a big one ! lt's a big one !

- Be careful !
- l'm gonna put it in the wastebasket.

Don't come out here yet.
lt's still moving.

- Put the thing back in its box.
- What ?

[ Michael ]
lt's as big as an ox !

You bad girl, Myteka.
Stay here.

[ Sighs ]

To him it's like a pet.

No, no, no. A dog is a pet, Michael.
A cat is a pet !

Although for your son, a cat
is a dietary supplement as well.

We'll just keep him
out on the balcony.

How do you know it hasn't already
laid eggs in the apartment ?

l'll have the place
fumigated.

What if they miss one
and it crawls into my ear...

while l'm sleeping
and lays its eggs in my brain ?

We'll have to have them
come back and spray again.

- This is serious ! We have to move !
- [ Doorbell Rings ]

- You're blowing this out of proportion.
- Oh !

lan. Great.
l've really missed you.

ls Charlotte all right ?

Look, if something dramatic
has happened, it should be on film.

l have a shoot tomorrow which
l was unable to prepare for...

because l was trapped in the bathroom
all day by his son's pet spider.

So l'll be spending the night
at the loft to make up for lost time.

So the appearance of little Mowgli
is straining the relationship ?

lan, you're furniture,
and furniture doesn't talk.

Furniture may not talk,
Michael, but it listens,

better than you do.

l'm an artist, Michael. You look
at something and see what it is.

- l look at something
and see what it can be...
- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]

and who can wear it.

Charlotte.
[ Sighs ]

You all right ?

Charlotte's mad.

- She doesn't like me.
- No, no, no, no.

Come on.
lt's not you at all. lt's me.

She's afraid of change.

Why did Paliku
leave you, Baboon ?

[ Sighs ]
Boy, um--

l probably took her
for granted.

So now you're
with Charlotte ?

Yes, l am.

Many females in
your village, Baboon.

Mm-hmm.

Why you pick only one ?

Well, when you pick one to love,
it's very different.

[ Clicks Tongue ]

lt's like there's a big picture of her
in front of your face at all times.

And the picture's so big
you can't see any other females.

Well, l try harder
to make Charlotte like me.

[ Birds Twittering ]

- [ Woman ] Hi !
- Hello, Jan. You look nice today.

Thank you.

This... is Mimi Siku.

Mimi, this is Mrs. Kempster.
l think you know Karen.

- lsn't he adorable ?
- Mom !

- [ Shouting ] Hello, Mimi Siku !
- Jan.

l am so happy that
you've come to our house...

- Jan.
- in the country to spend the night !

- He's not deaf.
- Although he might be now.

l can't thank you enough
for letting him spend the night.

l've really got to spend
some time with Charlotte.

lt's our pleasure.

Everything he needs is in the knapsack
here. He sleeps in a hammock.

lt's in there. He'll set it up
somewhere around the yard.

Okay !

- ls Richard home ?
- He left early for the office.

[ Man On Radio ] Over in the Comex,
coffee continues to plunge...

from its high of 97 1I2
less than a week ago.

- ln trading today, the price
of futures was at 68.95.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

- [ Man Continues, lndistinct ]
- [ Ringing Continues ]

-The blue chip indicator rose slightly--
-[ Ringing Continues ]

- ln other news--
- [ Ringing Continues ]

What kind of a dumb name
is Mimi Siku ?

Don't be rude. He probably thinks
Andrew is a dumb name.

So do l.

- l think Mimi Siku is a nice name.
- You would.

These are
my father's fish.

That's a poe--

Poe-- Uh--

lt's a poecilia latipinna.
They're from the Amazon.

We call it rishi.

- Rishi ?
- Yeah.

Oh. l like
that name better.

At least l can
pronounce it.

Oh ! Hi.
Do you like fish, Mimi ?

l'm cooking fish
for lunch.

- ''We call it rishi.''
- [ Jan ] Fish.

- Oh !
- This not fish.

- Not taste good.
- lt's frozen, Mimi.

You have to cook it first.
Oh ! Poor thing.

Be honest. Which do you like best for
the flower girl's dress ?

- [ Phone Ringing, Beeps ]
- Yeah ?

- Michael, it's me !
- Richard, not now.

- Charlotte and l are just about to--
- Look toward the kitchen.

Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.

Great. Okay.
All right, Richard. Thanks.

- Bye.
- [ Phone Beeps ]

Excuse me just
for a second, please.

What ? What ? What ?

- l made the deal.
- What deal ?

Uh, with Jovanovic.
After you left, l made the deal.

- Are you outta your mind ?
- Yes, yes.

- l am. l am outta my mind. Squid ?
- No, no, no.

How did you get the certificates
out of the vault without my signature ?

- Well--
- [ Shouting ] You forged my signature ?

l'm sorry. l was afraid
we would lose everything.

- What did you do with the money ?
- lt's here. Here !

[ Quietly ] You're walking
around New York City...

[ Shouting ] with a million dollars
in a suitcase ?

Not so loud.
Would you-- lt's good.

Hi. The worst part--

- There's a worst part ?
- Oh, yes, there is.

Coffee fell below 75
this morning.

- Let me think. Let me think.
- Yes.

- [ Snaps Fingers ]
- Come on.

We will go to Jovanovic. Tell him we
made a mistake. Give him the money back.

- Charlotte, hi.
- Richard, what you are doing here ?

There's a very
big problem...

- with the coffee trade.
- Don't tell me. You're leaving.

- This is very important to me.
- And l'm not ?

Of course, you're important.

You are the most important
thing in the world to me,

except for this other thing
l gotta do now.

This better be
an emergency.

lt is. We're gonna die.

[ Karen ]
Does anyone know where Mimi is ?

Mom, Mimi's doin'
something bad.

Oh !

Well, um, isn't
that interesting ?

Me cook real fish.
You taste ?

Try everything once,
l always say.

Oh. Hot. Okay.

That is very tasty.
Where'd you get the fish ?

Mom, Tarzan's
eating Daddy's fish.

House pond.

House pond ?

We'll manage
to survive this, okay ?

- Easy for you to say.
l got kids to feed.
- So do l.

But mine want
Nike and Nintendo.

Yours wants blowguns
and Meow Mix.

Beluga. Best caviar
in whole world.

- Oh, yes, yes. Bar none.
- Delicious.

- The best.
- Very good.

Taste.

- No, not without toast points.
- Tempting, tempting.

- Taste !
- Yeah, all right.

- Right out of the fish.
- [ Together ] Mmm !

- lt's so fishy.
- Very fishy. Eggy.

- [ Russian ]
- [ Both Spitting ]

Morrison tell me
coffee now below 70, no ?

We were as shocked
as you are.

- Ow.
- Much lower than 75.

lt was wrong to sell you the coffee
futures. We want to buy them back.

- How much ?
- [ Michael ] The same.

A million dollars.

You lose money ?

Oh ! Don't worry
about that.

We value your friendship
is what it is.

- And our fingers.
- Very good.

l do not know.

What's not to know ?
You're cleaning up here.

- You are shrewd men.
- [ Michael ] No, no, no, no.

Believe me, shrewdness
is not in the picture.

- l told you. Time heals everything.
- [ Engine Starts ]

lt just--
Oh, the door's locked.

Well, that's a statement,
l guess. Okay, so--

l'll keep these certificates
at my house and--

Don't worry about me.

l'm sure there's a train
l can take.

lt's not like it's a dangerous
neighborhood or anything.

Hi. How ya doin' ?
[ Moans ]

And this is supposed
to be a bribe ?

- ls it working ?
- lt's pretty effective.

[ Chuckles ]
l'll get some champagne.

And l'll change into
something more comfortable.

## [ Jazz ]

[ Charlotte Gargling ]

- [ Bell Dings ]
- [ Cat Groans ]
- [ Gasps ]

- [ Purring ]
- Huh ?

- [ Meows ]
- Oh, no !

Oh, girl. l'm sorry.
l didn't mean to do that.

- That was an accident. Come on.
- [ Purring ]

Oh. Oh. Ah.

- Coco, Coco. Come on. Coco ? Coco ?
- [ Purring ]

Michael, l was thinking
about taking tomorrow morning off.

Yes, that's a great idea.
Whatever you'd like to do.

'Cause then it would be just
you and me, wouldn't it ?

- [ Purring ]
- Coco ?

Coco, Coco.

Here. Snap out of it.
Come on.

Come on, Coco.
You're killin' me. Wake up !

- [ Purring ]
- Coco, it's a mouse ! Go get it !

- [ Thudding ]
- Oh.

Coco, Coco, Coco.
Coco ? Coco ?

Mmm.

[ Sighs ]

Jan !

- Now where is this champagne ?
- [ Michael Meowing ]

Let's go in the kitchen.
[ Meows ]

You're so feisty today.
[ Meows ]

lt's nice to see you
and Coco getting along so well.

She's fast.

What do you say we take the champagne
and drink it in the bedroom ?

- ## [ Continues ]
- ## [ Humming ]

So, uh, let me just
get this clear in my head.

You thought that l wouldn't notice ?
Those fish cost thousands of dollars.

l think what we have here
is an intercultural misunderstanding.

Why don't you tell that
to my yellow dwarf cichlids ?

Because they can't
hear any more !

- Fish taste good.
- Well, let's hope so, Mimi.

You just downed
$10,000 worth of sushi.

There's still one left.

Winky.

My most loyal fish.

Remember how he used to always
follow my finger across the glass ?

Now l'm gonna
have to go like this.

Everybody, go to bed.
lt's late. Give me this.

- No.
- Come on. All right, keep it.

- Mimi, you go to bed too.
- You know, l mean--

- Come on. Come on.
- lt's one thing to--

- You have no idea what this kind of--
- Yes, l know--

[ Richard Continues,
lndistinct ]

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. Now.

[ Laughing ]
Ah !

You Pinare now.

Choose a name.

Choose for me.

Ukume.

What ?

- Ukume.
- What does it mean ?

lt means...

sound of rain
on river water.

Ukume.
lt's pretty.

Jan ! Jan !

You're goin' to camp.
End of discussion.

- Dad? But Mom, we didn't do anything.
- Not understand problem.

Look, l'll tell you
the problem, Mimi.

You started a wildfire in my yard.
Ya ate my yellow dwarf cichlid...

- and now you're putting the moves
on my 12-year-old daughter.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

- That's just not true.
- Oh, well, there. See ?

- Maybe you're overreacting ?
- l was putting the moves on him.

Tell me l didn't hear that !

- [ Ringing Continues ]
- Honey, maybe we should be grateful...

- that this happened at home.
- [ Ringing Continues ]

- [ Karen ] Mom--
- Hold on !

Nothing happened !

You know what, Karen ?
You're still goin' to camp !

An all-girls camp !

- Yes !
- My name's not Karen any more.

- lt's Ukume.
- First dibs on Ukume's room.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, now, this makes me
feel a whole lot better !

Karen ? Karen, honey ?

- l still don't understand the problem.
- Not now. He might bite you.

- Hello ?
- Richard, it's Morrison.

- Yeah ?
- Let's just go away.

- l had another visit from Jovanovic.
- Yeah ?

-Then you haven't seen what's happening?
-Seen what ?

Price of coffee is soaring.
Jovanovic thinks you screwed him.

- He may be coming for the certificates.
- You mean he's angry ?

- [ Growling ]
-[ Michael ] You slept
like a log last night.

- Charlie ?
- Hmm ?

- How would you feel about
Mimi being in the wedding ?
- [ Coco Grunts ]

-l thought he was gonna be gone by then.
-[ Phone Ringing ]

- Remember, it's just you and me.
- l remember.

No business, no Mimi.
What is it, Richard ? l can't--

Stop, stop, stop.
What ?

- [ Coco Moans ]
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Don't panic, please.

Should we go out for breakfast
or stay in ?

- Michael ?
- [ Moans ]

Okay, everybody !
Change of plans !

Jan, you take everyone out for a big
breakfast ! Bring a change of clothes !

[ Car Horn Honking,
Tires Screeching ]

- l told you.
- Karen, we don't have time for this.

l'm not goin'
to an all-girls camp.

Karen, open this door
right now !

Calm down.
What is goin' on ?

[ Clears Throat, Whispers ]
...with a big knife !

Karen, open the door
right this minute !

[ Richard ] You get the car ready.
l'll take care of her, okay ?

Go, go ! Please, please !
Go ! Go.

Andrew, clear the door.

[ Grunts, Groans ]

Cool.

[ Knocking ]

Karen ! Open this door.

Karen, open this door right now.
Do you hear me ?

- Your father's very mad.
- l'm not coming out !

[ Horn Honking ]

- [ Body Thudding Against Door ]
- [ Richard Groans ]

l'll get matches.
We'll smoke her out.

Andrew, get back here.
l can handle this.

Karen, this is getting
really, really boring !

- Open it ! Come on !
- Any word from the Russians ?

Not yet. No, no.
Karen ! Open up !

- What's goin' on ?
- Karen locked herself in the bedroom.

Come on, honey. Open this door,
or you know what's gonna happen ?

- Andrew is gonna smoke you out !
- Cool !

- l am kidding. Get back here.
- Calm down.

Please, calm down.
Where's Mimi ?

l don't know. He's probably in a bar
hitting on a cocktail waitress.

- What ?
- Karen. Your son spent the night
in his hammock with my daughter.

Okay ?

- Was there a pot involved ?
- No, there was no pot involved.

You have nothing
to be upset about.

- There is nothing to be upset about ?
- No !

Come here.

There's no reason
to be upset, huh ?

How about the fact that your son ate
my prizewinning fish, including Winky.

And the fact that the Russian Mafia
is due here any moment.

l guess you're right.

[ Groans ] That's a pain
that's here to stay.

Screaming's no way
to deal with a child.

You've been a father for 3 days,
you're giving me lessons ?

You sound like an idiot.

l'm a parent,
therefore, l'm an idiot.

l have spent every day for the last
12 years worrying about my kids.

About their safety, about
their happiness, their crooked teeth.

- No offense.
- None taken.

None of this means anything, because in
the next few days your son will be gone.

Open this door !
Karen ! Open up !

l've gotta get her out of here.

Look, two shoulders are better
than one, right ? Come on.

Baboon is here.
He made peace.

[ Both Screaming ]

All right !

[ Groaning ]

- Oh.
- Awesome fall, Dad.

Thank you, Andrew.

Okay, we gotta get Jan and the kids
in the car before Jovanovic gets here.

Andrew, meet me downstairs.

- Are you okay, Daddy ?
- l'm fine. Let me lean on ya, honey.

- Mimi, come on downstairs.
- Coming.

- Anybody can land on their feet.
- [ Bones Cracking ]

- Okay, Andrew, let's go !
- Where are we going ?

French toast sale going on.
Oh !

Good morning.

Sorry.

[ Car Door Closing ]

Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

Give me coffee certificates.

You don't think l would keep
certificates around my house ?

Don't make me lose temper.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Dad keeps everything
in the bookcase.

Andrew ! Ow !

Behind the Bible
and Judith Krantz.

Thank you, Andrew.
[ Chuckles ]

- [ Books Thud On Table ]
- Oh. Scruples.

[ Clicks Tongue ]
Could not put it down.

[ Clears Throat ]

Oh !

All right, so, uh,
you have your certificates.

And l would appreciate it if you
would just take them and leave my house.

- Sit.
- Sure.

First, l teach never to make
fool of Jovanovic again.

Rope him down.

''Rope him down'' ?

l have an idea.

- You'll need these.
- What ? What ?

Ow !

Couldn't we discuss this
over a lovely cup of coffee ?

- [ Jovanovic ] Quiet !
- Or Jan could whip up some borscht.

- You make a fool of Jovanovic...
- No.

in front of my comrades
and my community.

You waste my time.
You try to cheat me.

- Oh !
- Now... you must pay.

Ooh !

Sit still, coward.

Now, l teach you...

never... never to make a fool
of Jovanovic again.

[ Richard Gasping ]

- Eeny ?
- [ Richard Gasps ]

- Meeny ?
- Uh-uh.

Miney ?
No, need that one for traffic.

- [ Jovanovic ] Mo ?
- [ Myteka Squeaking ]

Huh ?

What ?

[ Gasps ]
Eee ! Spider !

l hate spiders !
[ Gasping ]

Kill spider !
Kill spider quickly !

Not me ! Spider !

Don't move !
The spider could kill you.

Kill spider.
Shoot, boy. Go ahead.

Don't worry about mess !

- Get him, Mimi !
- l'm coming, Daddy !

- Aah !
- [ Laughing ]

Hurry ! Hurry ! Hurry !

- Aah !
- Get away !

Don't you do that to my son !

[ Richard ] Show 'em what
the Kempsters are made of !

Bite 'im, Andrew !
Use those crooked teeth !

- Crap !
- [ Snoring ]

Shoot again, Baboon !
Shoot again !

Ah !

- Aah !
- Good boy, Andrew !

[ Screaming ]

Daddy ?

Don't shoot.

Oh.

[ Man Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

[ Gasping ]

Baboon, when thumb doesn't
work, Pinare do this.

[ Groaning ]

Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Ooh !

[ Groans]

[ Gasps, Groans ]

l'm startin' to
really like that spider.

Please, don't punch spider
at me any longer !

l'm going. l'm going.

[ Car Starter Cranking,
Engine Sputtering ]

l have many enemies
but none like that spider.

Drive !

## [ Russian ]

## [ Singing ln Russian ]

# Hey ##

Karen, time to
come inside, baby !

[ Mimi ]
l want you to have this.

Well, Mimi,
here's all your stuff.

Better get goin', huh ?
Your dad's waiting.

Bye, Michael.
Bye, Mimi.

Come on.
l'm gonna take you someplace.

[ Car Door Closes ]

[ Car Engine Starts ]

[ Michael ] Come on. Come on.
Come on. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Come on.

Last time l was here...

l bought that
for your mom.

l want to go back home.

- You sick ?
- No.

You sure ?

All right, um, but we got to come back
here in a couple of days. Tell you why.

Fourth of July. lt's like
that Fanenteyou celebration of yours.

But here it's big. There's boats
everywhere and thousands of people.

And at night, they shoot off fire
in the sky like you've never seen.

l fail the chief, Baboon.

How did you fail the chief ?

Didn't get the fire
from the Statue of Liberty.

The fire isn't real.

The fire's in here.

Chief knows that.

l miss Paliku.

l want to go back home.

Home.

All right.

Ouch. Oh.
Almost forgot.

You'll be needin' this.

- You keep it.
- No, Mimi.

- No, no, no.
- Here.

lf you kill a fly,
you will be a real Pinare.

Yeah, like
that's gonna happen.

You know, l will practice.

That way l can come down
and hunt with you.

[ Chuckles ]

You'll never
come to Lipo Lipo.

[ Woman ] American Airlines
announces the final boarding call...

for Flight 935
to Caracas, Venezuela.

- Time to go.
- Gate 48.

- All passengers--
- Thanks for the blowgun.

Mimi, got you somethin'.

lt's for you, but l want you
to open it in the plane.

Don't open it now.
l also got ya...

this.

Fire from Statue.

Fire from Statue.
Pretty cool, huh ?

Be careful with it though.

Wakatepe.

Wakatepe.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Michael ]
Charlie, l got a great idea.

What do you say you and l
get the hell outta here ?

Tomorrow.
Just the two of us.

Head out to our favorite spa, that
big suite. Get to know each other again.

- That's not good for me, darling.
- Me neither.

l really want
to film all that,

but l've got an appointment
with my chiropractor this weekend.

- You know my back affects my work.
- Oh, l know.

- We could do it a week Friday.
- That's not good for me.

lt's good for lan.

- Whatever's good for lan.
- l suggest a following Wednesday.

- Wednesdays are good.
- [ lan Continues, lndistinct ]

Cromwell ! Coffee's
up another two points.

My boys, l never
doubted you for a minute.

We go to the trading floor with
those certificates and make money.

Money is honey.

[ Shouting ]

Oh, look at those prices !

Boys, we're gonna clean up.

[ Fly Buzzing ]

[ Buzzing Continues ]

- l ever tell you about cocoa in '73 ?
- Many times.

There l was
with 800 lots of cocoa,

back in the days before greed
became a dirty word.

Now, l don't have to explain
that to you, my boy.

You're a professional.

But that Cromwell, he's
a disaster waiting to happen.

l don't know
what's going on with him.

Between me and you, Cromwell
has become a colossal pain in the--

Ooh !

[ Moans ]

Yes !

Yes !

Uh, George ?
Uh, get him something--

Michael !
Where you goin' ?

- [ Mimi ] ''Not only did he learn by--''
- [ Patricia ] ''Experience.''

''Experience, but...

- ''instincts...
- Good.

long dead,
became alive again.''

[ Phone Ringing ]

[ Beeps ]

- Baboon ?
- l nailed a fly.

- No !
- You don't believe me ?

- l'll show you.
- When ?

Right now.

Baboon !

Baboon !

Baboon !

- [ Laughs ]
- Oh !

Oh !

Look at you.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Now you're a Pinare,
Baboon.

Will you stay with me
in Lipo Lipo ?

For a while.
lf you teach me how to hunt.

Oh. Got you something.

- Maybe you can use this.
- [ Together ] Oh !

The real deal.

How's Karen ?

l don't know.
Why don't you ask her yourself ?

- Now that's a very big bug.
- [ Aerosol Spraying ]

Honey, this isn't one
of those topless tribes, is it ?

Don't even think
about that, Andrew.

l can't, Dad.
l'm too nauseous from the boat ride.

Ukume ! Ukume !

Mimi ! Mimi !

- Karen !
- Ah !

[ Grunts ]

- Looks too hot.
- [ Grunts ]

- [ Whispers ] Too hot.
- [ Grunts Emphatically ]

[ Villagers Grunt ]

- [ Villagers Grunt ]
- [ Moans ]

[ Villagers Grunt ]

- [ Villagers Grunt ]
- [ Gulps ]

[ Villagers Grunt ]

[ Villagers Grunt ]

Aaah ! Look at my hand !

# Mmm, it starts in the heart #

# Mmm, way down in your soul #

# Mmm, it starts in the heart #

# Mmm #

# Brick by brick
and stone by stone #

# We all find a way
to build a wall #

# And all they get
is more alone #

# Can you see the stones
have got to fall #

# Oh, yeah #

# We can let them stand #

# But then nobody wins #

# We can work together #

# Find somewhere to begin #

# lt starts in the heart #

# Way down in the soul #

# That's the only place #

# The seeds of love can grow #

# Then you realize #

# That we're not
that far apart #

# We gotta build a bridge #

# lt starts in the heart #

- # lt starts in the heart #
- # Oh, yes, it does #

- # Oh, way down in the soul #
- # Mmm, yeah #

- # lt starts in your heart #
- # Ah, yeah #

# l look at you
You look at me #

# Can't you see
that l am on your side #

# Though we sometimes disagree #

# We can find a way
to make it right #

# Though the road is long #

# And it isn't always clear #

# l know there's some way
Yeah #

# To get there from here #

# lf we get there #

# lt starts in the heart #

# Way down in the soul #

# That's the only place, yeah #

# The seeds of love can grow #

# Then you realize #

# That we're not
that far apart #

# lf you wanna build a bridge #

# Oh, Lord
lt starts in the heart #

# The road l'm seeing
in my dreams #

# Will only come if we believe #

# Starts in everything you say #

# ln the smile and every way #

# Starts the moment
that you see #

# There's more to life
than you and me #

# Love is not a mystery #

- # Starts the moment we believe #
- # lt starts in the heart #

# Way down in the soul #

# That's the only place, yes #

# The seeds of love can grow #

# Then you realize #

# That we're not
that far apart #

# lf you wanna build a bridge #

# Come on #

# lf you wanna build a bridge #

- # Ah, it starts in the heart #
- # lt starts in the heart #

- # Way down in the soul #
- # Way down in the soul #

- # Starts in your heart #
- # lt starts in your heart #

- # Way down in your soul #
- # Way down in the soul #

- # That's the only place #
- # lt starts in the heart #

- # Ah, yeah #
- # Way down in your soul #

- # Seeds of love can grow #
- # lt starts in your heart #

- # Mmm, yeah #
- # Way down in your soul #

- # That's the only place #
- # lt starts in the heart #

- # Ah, yeah #
- # Way down in the soul #

- # Seeds of love can grow #
- # lt starts in your heart #

- # Mmm, darlin' #
- # Way down in your soul #

- # lt starts in the heart #
- # Oh, my heart, my heart
My heart, my heart #

- # lt starts in the heart #
- # Oh, darlin' #

- # Way down in my soul #
- # Yeah #

- # lt starts in my heart #
- # Way down in the soul #

- # lt starts in the heart #
- # Oh, yes, it does #

- # Way down in your soul #
- # Mmm, yeah #

# lt starts in the heart
Mmm #

- # Way down in the soul #
- # lt's the only place #

# lt starts in my heart #

# Way down in my soul #

- # lt starts in the heart #
- # Starts in your heart #

# Way down in your soul
Mmm #

[ Villager Speaking ln Pinare ]

[ Villager Continues ]

# Way down in your soul #

# lt starts in the heart #

# Way down in your soul ##