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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}23.976 {1433}{1521}IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU {2326}{2422}Once upon a time in New York,|there was a cop named Charlie. {2426}{2564}He was a very decent guy,|as was his partner, Bo. {2569}{2630}He was a good listener. {2695}{2771}He loved kids. {3058}{3161}He had patience|and common sense. {3457}{3559}He was resourceful. {3640}{3809}Okay people, let's go.|Step lively now, come on. {4054}{4126}He was just a good cop. {4218}{4346}Charlie lived happily in Queens,|where he was born and grew up. {4350}{4426}- Yo, Charlie!|- Jesu! {4431}{4527}- Kill anybody today?|- Didn't even wound anybody. {4531}{4642}- You won't see your wife?|- I mustn't surprise her at work. {4646}{4765}Charlie was married to Muriel.|She hated Queens. {4769}{4884}If he was a detective,|he'd have decent clothes. {4888}{5044}- But he's got to wear the uniform.|- I feel for you. You have ambition. {5048}{5136}I never pushed him enough. {5141}{5233}If he was on the take,|I'd say, "He has initiative!" {5238}{5334}My sister was married to a cop.|It's a no-win situation. {5338}{5432}Either they're honest and broke,|or crooks that never come home. {5437}{5492}What did she do? {5496}{5615}She left him and married an|electrician. That's real money. {5619}{5754}I'm running out of patience.|I'm a person who needs money. {5771}{5898}And then there's Yvonne, a waitress,|who gets some terrible news. {5902}{6054}Miss Biasi, it says here that you|owe $12,000 on your MasterCard. {6058}{6188}Those charges were incurred by my|ex-husband, after I threw him out. {6192}{6255}The bank is not aware|of your divorce. {6259}{6382}We're not divorced yet, but I told|him to tear up the credit cards. {6387}{6506}If you're not divorced yet, you're|liable for your husband's debts. {6510}{6598}I'm divorced in my heart.|That's what counts. {6602}{6682}Legally, that's not what counts. {6701}{6814}Do you know how much it costs?|Have you ever been divorced? {6868}{6987}Probably not. Probably you've|had good luck your entire life. {6992}{7080}Which is the opposite of me. {7085}{7223}If the MasterCard is in your name,|it's your responsibility. {7227}{7369}Listen, please. I came to New York|five years ago, to be an actress. {7374}{7485}I was in "Our Town". I played Emily.|People cried buckets. {7489}{7606}- I'm sure they were.|- Will there be anything else? {7610}{7710}So I come to New York,|and I meet Eddie. {7714}{7839}Talk about the worst luck of all!|He swept me off my feet. {7843}{7958}He bought me flowers,|he took me to real restaurants. {7963}{8045}With linen, wine and good lighting,|you know? {8049}{8170}It was perfect, except he turned out|to be a pathological liar. {8174}{8326}I believed every word he said,|because I had faith in people. {8431}{8560}So, in short... {8564}{8667}What are my options here? {9212}{9286}Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne|lived in a city - {9290}{9384}- where people pray|for miracles every day. {9388}{9474}Like winning|the $64-million lottery. {9479}{9644}My name is Angel. This story...|Well, it's pretty much all true. {9846}{9913}I had a dream last night. I got|three cherries on a slot machine, - {9914}{9980}I had a dream last night. I got|three cherries on a slot machine, - {9984}{10097}- but they were the face of|my dead father. It's a sign. {10101}{10236}- But you hated your father.|- No matter. A sign is a sign. {10240}{10357}- You think I'm nuts, but we'll win.|- I didn't say you were nuts. {10361}{10528}I said the odds of winning the|lottery are not overwhelming. {10532}{10634}One bedroom in Queens|is not my idea of living. {10638}{10794}One bedroom is fine. If we had kids,|it would be another story. {10798}{10909}- We can't afford to have kids.|- Of course we can! {10914}{11002}Cops have kids!|Firemen have kids... {11006}{11133}- That's why we have public schools.|- Just get the ticket! {11137}{11281}She's got to get real. You got to|tell her, "I'm out here every day, - {11286}{11426}- getting paid, bringing it home. "|She's got to listen to you. {11440}{11553}- You can't be serious!|- It takes two minutes. {11558}{11626}I'm starving, man! {11630}{11784}This is police business, step aside.|It'll take two minutes... {11788}{11890}This will take forever. And|Burger King's another five blocks. {11894}{12046}- It's only across the street.|- What, that place? Oh, no... {12236}{12355}- Where the hell were you?|- I told you. A personal matter. {12374}{12493}- Then it comes off your pay cheque.|- But I have sick days coming! {12497}{12624}You want a sick day, get sick.|If you're healthy, you work. {12628}{12714}Get me some coffee. {12744}{12838}On your head, sweetie pie. {12894}{13028}- That guy sets a nice tone.|- Yeah, like a drill sergeant. {13033}{13100}Here we go. {13203}{13299}- You want some coffee?|- Please. {13362}{13495}- You guys know what you want?|- Cheeseburger and blueberry muffin. {13597}{13673}And you, Officer? {13677}{13790}You recommend|the lobster thermidor? {13878}{13977}That's really funny.|I'm gonna die laughing. {13982}{14111}- Especially today. What a treat!|- You've had a bad day? {14172}{14306}- Call me when you're ready.|- A meatball sandwich. Really! {14350}{14415}Meatball? {14470}{14550}You are very brave, Officer. {14586}{14752}- She likes you, she really does.|- I was trying to cheer her up. {14756}{14894}- Store alarm on Spring Street...|- Well, I'm full! {14898}{14982}I'm gonna starve to death. {15038}{15132}Your turn to pay. {15179}{15294}- Miss, we've got to run.|- After that whole routine? {15298}{15430}- When those radios go off...|- Where, where? {15529}{15666}Two coffees plus taxes...|Two, even. {15806}{15934}Oh, Jeez... I'm short. {15938}{16038}- Fine, Officer. No charge.|- No, it's the tip... {16042}{16150}- I'll live!|- I can't not leave a tip. {16247}{16314}A lottery ticket? {16318}{16435}With my luck? Go, get the cat|out of the tree, or whatever... {16439}{16542}No, that's the Fire Department. {16546}{16630}- Come on, Charlie!|- In a second. {16635}{16713}I got an idea.|What's your name? {16738}{16847}Yvonne? I'm Charlie Lang,|and we're partners. {16851}{17015}If I win, I give you half. If not,|I'll leave a tip. What do you think? {17019}{17091}- I'll never see you again.|- You'll see me tomorrow. {17096}{17217}- Well, I'll be here.|- You've got a deal. {17610}{17704}- All right, five more minutes.|- I ordered Chinese. Come up! {17709}{17775}- In a minute.|- Are you whipped? {17779}{17960}No, I've got adult responsibilities.|Next batter! {18025}{18127}That's it!|I'm out of here. {18131}{18277}- Jesu! Vien aqui, la comida.|- I'm coming, Mom! {18282}{18432}- Are you whipped, Jesu?|- It's my mother, that's different. {18480}{18560}Did you have surgery last night? {18565}{18682}You mean these?|No, it's just a prosthetic bra... {18687}{18806}Charlie, don't do that next to me!|That's disgusting. {18811}{18916}- I'm just soaking my feet.|- Please! {19046}{19157}- Since when did this bother you?|- Since now, okay? {19162}{19238}You're spilling water everywhere! {19242}{19367}I'll call the Red Cross|and tell them we're a disaster area. {19371}{19494}I have some larger ones|that I change into after work. {19498}{19606}Charlie...|Should I get my boobs done? {19610}{19733}- Done?|- Enlarged. So I could be like that. {19808}{19933}Are you nuts?|It seems so extreme. {19937}{20056}- Forget it.|- I just don't think you need it. {20201}{20291}Look, I had to declare bankruptcy. {20296}{20432}When will I be able|to get my MasterCard back? {20571}{20653}What are my chances? {20680}{20818}- Under 15,000 a year...|- Shall I speak to them? Love to. {20884}{20966}I see. {21065}{21174}Well, thank you.|That's what I thought. {21178}{21264}- What did they say?|- My chances are slim to none. {21268}{21358}The lotto jackpot has grown|to over $64 million. {21363}{21470}We'll check the winning numbers|when we return. {21542}{21655}- You got the numbers wrong!|- Wrong? {21659}{21811}- Our anniversary is the 27th.|- We always celebrate on the 26th. {21816}{21950}We got the licence on the 26th.|We got married on the 27th. {21954}{22073}- So why do we go out on the 26th?|- I don't know, maybe it's custom. {22078}{22172}The fact is,|I told you our anniversary. {22177}{22294}To anybody with any sense,|that means the day they got married. {22299}{22383}I am sorry, darling. {22388}{22464}Did he say 26? {22468}{22635}Those numbers again are:|6, 12, 16, 26, 64, 84. {22665}{22759}We won!|We got the jackpot! {22801}{22928}- That's unbelievable!|- We're rich! {22932}{23066}- The jackpot?|- We're rich, rich, rich! {23070}{23189}- What are we having?|- BLT down with turkey bacon. {23193}{23341}- Any Miracle Whip?|- Yes. No matter how broke I am. {23345}{23460}You have to have things|that are stable. Permanent. {23465}{23586}- Oreos, Smuckers...|- Exactly. {23590}{23697}- Thank you.|- Will there be anything else? {23762}{23846}Will there be anything else? {23885}{23954}There'll never be anything else. {23958}{24048}God, I hate this.|I feel bankrupt. {24065}{24131}What? {24135}{24227}A bowling team|had the same numbers! {24232}{24355}- They get nine million!|- Why am I not surprised? {24359}{24474}- How many are on the team?|- Average team is twelve guys. {24478}{24597}Do each of them get a piece,|or do you consider them as one? {24601}{24706}Muriel... your veins,|they're bulging out of your neck. {24710}{24780}You look like a psycho. {24904}{25031}Oh, my God. The bowlers,|thank God, only count as one. {25035}{25158}That's 16 people that picked|these numbers... Oh, God. {25162}{25232}That only leaves us with... {25236}{25306}Four million. {25310}{25413}We could live on that, right? {25418}{25504}We could live on less, even. {25509}{25648}Let's pray nobody else calls in,|so we don't have to split it again. {25734}{25828}What? {25860}{25977}What? You're making me nervous. {26076}{26142}Honey... {26226}{26324}I've got something to tell you. {26391}{26506}- A complete stranger? Charlie!|- I owed her a tip. {26510}{26598}A tip?|Two million dollars? Come on! {26602}{26682}I never thought we'd win, darling. {26686}{26822}- But we did win, like I said.|- But not with your numbers. {26826}{26922}Don't do that!|Because you know and I know - {26926}{27014}- that in my dream,|my dead father came. {27018}{27162}In his eyes he had dollar signs.|And a "4" in place of the pupil. {27166}{27289}That's ridiculous. He was a nut job,|he prayed to chickens. {27294}{27384}He wants us to have|the four million. {27389}{27550}If he intended us to have half,|there would have been a "2". {27618}{27714}It's not the right thing. {27742}{27839}The right thing?|What the hell is that? {27844}{27938}You've always done the right thing|for everybody else. {27943}{28075}Just once, please,|do the right thing for us. {28079}{28182}I gave her my word. {28187}{28345}- Honey... Do you love me?|- Of course I love you. {28349}{28487}Then stiff her. Stiff her|and smell the flowers. For me. {28580}{28695}- What would you do?|- I'd buy the Knicks. {28700}{28834}- I mean, about the girl.|- I'd take her to watch me play. {28838}{28942}I'd start myself as|a very small, round forward. {28946}{29038}So you agree with Muriel?|Giving her half is crazy? {29042}{29116}If I can't have the Knicks,|I want season tickets - {29120}{29235}- where you sit with Jack Nicholson|and Spike Lee. {29263}{29390}- A promise is a promise.|- And a stereo for the whole house. {29394}{29501}So you don't have to carry around|that boom box. {29506}{29600}I could tell her I just won $5,000. {29604}{29736}So... season tickets,|stereo system, Mazda GL6? {29740}{29882}- I couldn't just lie like that.|- A boat! I've never been on one. {29886}{30005}- Are you listening?|- You'll do the appropriate thing. {30010}{30113}- Which is?|- I don't know. That's your field. {30316}{30466}Tuna on whole wheat, one scrambled|soft, toast crisp, tea with lemon. {30470}{30570}- Everything okay?|- Yeah, thanks. {30640}{30739}- You're back.|- I said I'd be back. {30744}{30828}- Coffee?|- No, thanks. I just wanted to... {30832}{30986}I'm sorry I was so rude yesterday.|But it was the worst day of my life. {30990}{31066}Yvonne, wake up! {31070}{31167}- You're all dreaming.|- Quit the socialising! {31171}{31273}Don't go,|I want to apologise in detail. {31294}{31436}Western for Walter. And for Timothy,|oatmeal like Mom used to make. {31441}{31560}My mother never made oatmeal.|She never made food in her life. {31565}{31664}Bloody Marys, she made.|White Russians... {31669}{31770}- But she had a great personality.|- So did Imelda Marcos. {31774}{31887}- She produced a nice son, right?|- You're okay. {31892}{31966}Eat! {32027}{32165}- He's got it, huh?|- Yeah, a couple of years. {32169}{32317}He's really starting to go downhill.|In and out of hospital... {32321}{32477}What a world! We should appreciate|every moment, not be spiteful. {32482}{32603}- I know just what you mean.|- Yvonne! {32607}{32691}Speaking of which... {32750}{32882}What I have is a bill for $9.53.|What I do not have is the $9.53! {32887}{32998}- He went to get his wallet...|- Never let them out the door! {33003}{33093}- What is this, a soup kitchen?|- I made a mistake. {33098}{33254}You sure did! The $9.53 comes out of|your cheque. Bring me some coffee. {33671}{33753}Let me! {33895}{33985}Enjoy! {34062}{34185}- Now that's coffee!|- So, what'll it be? {34189}{34283}- They're right there...|- Amazing, but true. {34287}{34410}- We've no cantelope or grapefruit.|- I'm not hungry. {34414}{34523}The thing is...|I got something for you. {34553}{34676}- For me?|- It's just a trifle. {34776}{34841}May I? {34845}{35006}It's a string for your glasses,|so they hang around your neck. {35027}{35136}So you'll know where they are.|At all times. {35305}{35422}This is... the nicest thing|anyone's ever gotten me. {35454}{35573}- I certainly hope not.|- It's close. {35578}{35666}You sure I can't get you anything?|Coffee? {35670}{35775}Decaf, please.|I've reached my target heart rate. {35779}{35861}Decaf it is! {35892}{36036}- So... You've had bad luck?|- Unbelievable! {36041}{36135}When I was eleven,|my dog died of parvo. {36140}{36243}I don't know to this day|what parvo is. {36247}{36393}I married the wrong man.|I mean the wrong, by a lot, man! {36397}{36543}Now I can't afford to get divorced.|I mean, I'm used to my luck... {36547}{36705}But yesterday, I went bankrupt|before I came into work. {36742}{36836}That's why I was so rude to you. {36840}{36914}You went bankrupt? {36918}{37010}- Look! From the officer.|- That's sweet, honey. {37041}{37135}About our little agreement... {37178}{37287}Double the tip, or|half of what I won in the lottery. {37322}{37423}- That agreement...|- Let's make it your choice. {37427}{37546}Door one, double the tip.|Door two, half my winnings. {37550}{37644}My choice? Okay... {37649}{37797}Whatever. I'll take door number two.|I'll take half of the lottery. {37827}{37944}- You're sure?|- Positive. {38114}{38216}- I hoped you'd say that.|- I'll bet! Better luck next time. {38220}{38314}Actually, we were pretty lucky. {38318}{38433}- Did you win something?|- We won something. {38438}{38522}We won something?|What did we win? {38526}{38612}Four million dollars. {38730}{38822}Why are you doing this?|This sick joke! {38826}{39011}- It's not a joke.|- No? What you're saying to me... {39016}{39110}You think I'm making this up?|I'm not! We won. {39115}{39267}The lottery? The actual New York|State lottery? Four million dollars? {39271}{39345}It happened last night.|It would have been more, - {39350}{39480}- but a bowling team took|about nine million out of the pot. {39484}{39601}And you're telling me that|you'll actually split it with me? {39669}{39757}A promise is a promise. {39834}{39920}Oh, my God... {39952}{40127}- You all right?|- Oh, my God! {40347}{40437}Now I know why|all these bad things happened. {40442}{40555}It's so stupendously, phenomenally,|unbelievably great! {40559}{40697}Because I had such bad luck...|Who wants ice cream? {40710}{40804}Who wants pie? {41226}{41364}Wait a minute!|I can't accept this, can I? {41368}{41498}I can't accept this!|I want to, so desperately, but... {41502}{41623}- This neurotic part of me says...|- Accept it! {41627}{41729}- How can I?|- I want you to have it. {41733}{41858}- With all my heart.|- Yvonne, take it! {42008}{42115}Muriel, $2 million is still|an enormous amount. {42119}{42218}You should be|committed to an asylum for life. {42223}{42410}They should give you a straitjacket|and take you to the loony bin! {42437}{42517}Look sweetheart,|you weren't there... {42522}{42623}She has customers with Al DS,|and treats them like an angel. {42627}{42769}- She's got a boss from hell...|- Why not give her all the money? {42773}{42850}- Get off my foot!|- We're doing the right thing. {42854}{43004}And the whole city will admire you.|You'll be a celebrity. {43008}{43100}Maybe I could get some|commercial endorsements? {43104}{43188}Absolutely. "Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold. " {43193}{43360}You can endorse shampoos,|conditioners, nail polish... {43365}{43478}"Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold!" {43482}{43566}Well, I'd better get|something out of this. {43621}{43760}- Bowling for dollars!|- I want my cheque, Harry. {43793}{43896}Some of New York's luckiest people|are here in Manhattan - {43901}{44051}- to stake their claim in the|state's $64-million lotto jackpot. {44055}{44168}- So you promised Miss Biasi half?|- As a tip. {44172}{44285}A tip? We got a cop that gave|a waitress a $2-million tip! {44290}{44378}We're gonna open our own|bowling alley... {44383}{44469}- You insulted him.|- Next time, you talk! {44474}{44550}I'd like a little cottage|in the country. {44690}{44792}- Excuse me!|- Mrs. Lang, how do you feel? {44796}{44950}- I'm Mrs. Lang!|- Mrs. Lang? These are for you. {44986}{45118}- What an incredible woman you are.|- You have no idea! {45122}{45230}Does it bother you that he split|$4 million with a stranger? {45234}{45339}Not at all. In the beauty parlour,|I'm known as: {45344}{45446}"Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold. " {45450}{45532}And if there are any sponsors|out there, like Denorex... {45537}{45617}Which I use, because... {45622}{45725}We've got to get the winners|in a group picture. {45729}{45815}- Miss Biasi, what will you buy?|- A car? An apartment? {45820}{45970}- I haven't thought about it yet.|- A promise is a promise. {45974}{46062}"Muriel Lang,|woman with the heart of gold. " {46066}{46189}Oh, actress... briefly.|It didn't work out. {46243}{46348}"Denorex.|Works out each individual dandruff. " {46386}{46487}- Will you stay on the force?|- I'll buy the force! {46506}{46602}- Yvonne?|- So it's "Yvonne" already? {46606}{46702}- Is this your biggest tip?|- Definitely! {46853}{46920}- Have you ever won before?|- Never! {46924}{46996}Big smile, everybody! {47772}{47903}She has no taste. That outfit|looked like it came from the 60's. {47907}{47999}I thought she looked just fine. {48003}{48081}She's not flashy.|She's just a waitress. {48086}{48185}Beauty is my business,|defer to my judgement. {48189}{48354}My God, it's Bendel's! What a|feeling, to come here with money. {48386}{48532}- God bless you.|- Stop giving it away to every bum! {48619}{48672}God bless you. {48726}{48837}- Now I'm happy.|- I'm glad, sweetheart. {48919}{48997}- Now I'm at peace with myself.|- I'm glad, sweetheart. {49041}{49123}Just a quick stop at Tiffany's,|and I'll be born again. {49128}{49235}Fur's for animals,|not for people! {50350}{50420}Excuse me. {51310}{51412}This is Eleanor Smith of|MasterCard. You are now eligible, - {51416}{51518}- Miss Yvonne Biasi,|for a $20, 000 line of credit. {51522}{51649}Please call me at 1-800-555-2000. {51653}{51780}- I've died and gone to heaven.|- Hi Yvonne, congratulations. {51784}{51922}My name is Paul, and I'd like you|to spank me with a wire brush. {51926}{52027}That's disgusting. {52087}{52217}- I've got to change my number.|- Hello, please leave a message. {52250}{52369}Hello? Sweetheart?|C'est moi! {52374}{52444}I'll bet you're there! {52489}{52558}I know you're mad about the account. {52562}{52679}- But I can explain.|- Stay out of my life, Eddie. {52684}{52743}You are there.|Hi, baby! {52747}{52839}The only reason you're calling|is the lottery. {52843}{52933}What? You won something? {52938}{53030}- Die!|- No, baby. I'm serious. {53034}{53157}I've been out of town.|The lottery? That's fabulous. {53183}{53277}You did good? {53282}{53335}I did all right. {53340}{53490}Well, that's great, baby. No one|deserves it more. I mean that. {53494}{53558}From the bottom of my heart. {53607}{53738}- Hello?|- Please, don't ever call me again. {53922}{54023}- When are you retiring?|- I'm not retiring! Get off my case. {54027}{54101}Where's that sense of humour? {54106}{54219}A guy calls at 3 a. m., says|he's holding a gun to his head... {54223}{54301}Unless you give him $1,000|he'll pull the trigger. {54306}{54402}If he called me at 3 a. m.,|I'd tell him to do it. {54406}{54513}- That really happen?|- Last night. This lottery thing... {54518}{54639}- You become this other person.|- I feel bad for you, baby. {54644}{54747}I'm not bad-mouthing it.|I'm just saying, it's an adjustment. {54829}{54901}Sun. How are things|in the mysterious East? {54905}{55020}- Very good. Very busy.|- No unjustified price increases? {55025}{55138}Good! Two coffees,|one regular, one light. {55346}{55457}- How's the wife?|- She has the flu. {55841}{55905}On the house. {55909}{56038}Thank you.|That's very sweet of you. {56096}{56184}Down there, make a right. {56188}{56301}Our favourite Korean|is getting robbed right now. {56305}{56409}- He said his wife has the flu.|- She'd work if she was dead! {56413}{56528}- Then he gives me coffee for free.|- Shit! How do we play it? {56532}{56649}Stay here, I'll go through the|basement. Call for some back-up. {56693}{56779}Faster! {56794}{56880}Nobody moves!|A carton of Virginia Slims! {57406}{57477}That cop's just sitting out there. {57481}{57569}Don't worry about the cop. {57614}{57684}What was that? {57689}{57785}Come here.|Watch him! {57836}{57920}Come on, pal. Move! {58059}{58126}- What's back there?|- Nothing. {58130}{58238}- What about that door?|- Basement. Just rats. {58242}{58297}- Rats?|- Big ones. {58301}{58406}I hate rats.|Don't you keep this place clean? {58559}{58620}Nobody move! {58675}{58738}What's with this cop? {58742}{58843}He's got nothing better to do|than write tickets? {58847}{58925}With all the crime in this city? {58930}{59096}- What do we do?|- Wait, till he leaves. {59100}{59258}- What if he doesn't leave?|- He'll leave. Just shut up! {59499}{59597}- What's the matter?|- I think it's a heart attack. {59654}{59758}- Shut up!|- Call a doctor. {59762}{59848}I'm the doctor here, honey! {60241}{60350}Get up, Charlie!|You all right? {60355}{60476}Get inside,|there's another one inside. {60481}{60567}Come on, Charlie, get up.|You all right? {60600}{60713}- Why didn't you just shoot him?|- Too many customers. {60718}{60839}- You all right, man?|- Yeah... I'm great. {60978}{61041}Oh man, you got shot! {61099}{61236}He saved lives and prevented|injuries, though not to himself. {61240}{61328}And certainly not|to the criminals he stopped. {61333}{61456}So I give to Officer Charles Lang|this citation for bravery, - {61460}{61538}- and wish him a quick recovery. {61570}{61662}Thank you very much. {61710}{61835}I guess fate's telling me to|take it easy. Or so says my wife. {61885}{61982}I love being a cop,|lottery or no lottery. {61986}{62070}I think it's the|most important job in the world. {62074}{62224}So I'll be donating $10,000|to the Policemen's Widows' Fund. {62277}{62350}Thanks a lot! {62411}{62499}You're too young|to be hanging around. {62504}{62582}I'm injured.|Don't you read the papers? {62587}{62715}- You're a hero? Play with one hand.|- If I could, I would. {62719}{62796}- See you.|- Yeah, see you later. {63253}{63333}Good afternoon, sir. {63436}{63557}- This looks like Beirut!|- Isn't it great? {63562}{63669}We'll go co-op next year,|and sell the apartment. {63673}{63794}- Mr. Patel told me.|- Hi, I'm your accountant. {63798}{63901}- All the best on your new fortune.|- Thank you. {63905}{64037}- He says we'll get $100,000 for it.|- Minimum! {64041}{64131}And we beat the taxes|if we move to Jersey. {64136}{64276}- But I want to stay here.|- And do what? Play stickball? {64337}{64421}It's the architect.|Excuse me! {64426}{64502}- Where's my chair?|- I gave it to Goodwill. {64507}{64614}But I loved that chair!|You could have asked me. {64666}{64787}Why should I? You're the one|that loves to give everything away. {64803}{64938}Women! Who can live with them?|And without them? {64942}{64986}What? {65166}{65265}Gray's Antiques|had another break-in. {65269}{65374}Two brothers walked off|with a Biedermeyer chest. {65378}{65477}Gray says, "How could|black guys know what it's worth?" {65481}{65571}He said that?|What did you say? {65576}{65710}"They must get the African-American|Antiques Newsletter. " {65714}{65792}He pissed me off. {65846}{65946}- I miss you, man.|- I'm going out of my mind. {65950}{66055}My house is a wreck,|and I've got nothing to do... {66060}{66169}Well, that's retirement. {66174}{66332}- Well! "Yvonne's".|- She bought it a few weeks ago. {66337}{66458}- Can I get you anything else?|- Tea, please. {66462}{66554}Eight wants tea. {66629}{66711}- How's the soup?|- Not enough basil. {66715}{66814}You're kidding...|I'll see what I can do. {66818}{66950}- Go in. Say hello.|- Forget it, she's busy. {66954}{67060}I know you're dying to go in there. {67086}{67191}No, I've got to get home.|But I got you something. {67195}{67267}Season tickets to the Knicks. {67271}{67374}- They're not on the floor...|- Knicks tickets? For me? {67379}{67507}- I couldn't get the floor.|- Don't worry, give me some! {67511}{67614}- Knicks tickets!|- I'm glad she's doing well. {67893}{67971}Why the coat?|It's a warm night. {67976}{68052}Maybe I'll get a chill later.|Just hold it. {68307}{68404}- There's a lot of people here.|- Isn't it great? {68408}{68515}I feel like|we're at the Academy Awards. {68520}{68624}I'm going to go circulate. {68882}{68966}Here's your lipstick. {68995}{69106}I won $55 million, and|increased my net worth 40 percent - {69110}{69180}- through well-chosen mutual funds. {69184}{69291}- 40 percent?|- At virtually no risk. {69297}{69430}S & L funds, Biotech funds...|Gold funds, they were a disaster. {69434}{69551}- Stay away from those.|- What about Treasury Bills? {69556}{69689}They're for little old ladies.|Which you certainly are not. {69693}{69777}Aren't you a tiger! {70355}{70456}Why can't you change 20 dollars?|You drive all day! {70461}{70588}- We go get change.|- No, you have to break this. {70592}{70663}Hi! {70670}{70764}Hi... Can you break a 20? {70927}{71021}Repeat after me:|"Keep the change. " {71025}{71122}- Keep the change.|- Thank you. {71230}{71358}- Oh my God, the boat!|- Oh, no! Wait! {71654}{71746}I suppose your wife is... {71751}{71866}She's in her element. Stockbrokers,|accountants. She'll enjoy it. {71870}{72012}- What about you?|- I hate boats. I'm relieved. {72064}{72162}- I think this is sturgeon.|- Definitely not. {72181}{72279}- It's like velvet.|- Scottish salmon. The very best. {72283}{72336}More champagne? {72341}{72474}- It's not bad, for a Californian.|- You're not kidding. Fooled me. {72506}{72603}- This is living.|- And it's just beginning. {72607}{72743}- You can say that again!|- And it's just beginning. {72921}{72978}Thank you. {73090}{73215}It's a pleasure to have you here.|A cocktail? Some champagne? {73220}{73325}Champagne? Champagne. {73358}{73514}- You decided not to be an actress?|- I decided to become a waitress. {73518}{73614}I had the "tress" part right. {73618}{73706}And I was a great waitress. {73711}{73785}I saw you bought the place. {73789}{73920}- I passed by the other day.|- And you didn't come in? {73924}{74039}Well, I... I figured you were busy. {74043}{74146}Please, you have to come in|and see what I did. {74150}{74279}I have a table with your name on it,|for people who can't afford a meal. {74309}{74384}Of course.|After what you did. {74388}{74505}What I did? I made a promise|and I kept it, period. {74510}{74617}- Most people would do the same.|- Nobody would! {74639}{74777}Are you kidding?|What you did was like a fairy tale. {74878}{75010}And everyone gets to|live happily ever after? {75358}{75483}- Well, that's a hopeful sight.|- You think? {75487}{75586}I always wonder...|What's in store for them? {75591}{75665}Are they going to be happy? {75669}{75798}If she puts on 50 pounds,|will he love her anyway? {75820}{75945}- How long were you married?|- Three years. {75972}{76058}To an actor named Eddie. {76062}{76181}Who suggested, if we had a child,|that we name him Al Pacino. {76230}{76380}- Al Pacino Biasi.|- Come on! {76769}{76888}Muriel and I met in high school,|in one of those cooking classes - {76893}{77021}- where the boys dress like chefs.|And there might be a fire drill... {77025}{77198}- And you're outside in your aprons?|- Exactly. Even now, I get chills. {77202}{77305}Anyhow, we started dating, and... {77398}{77468}Muriel was the first girl I ever... {77509}{77589}Really? {77594}{77727}- Oh. Well, that's sweet.|- I guess. {77766}{77894}We went to get the marriage licence,|and there was this other couple... {77898}{78001}Orthodox Jews.|It was an arranged marriage. {78006}{78146}They weren't allowed to see each|other. They couldn't get a glimpse. {78151}{78287}And I thought, "They don't|even know if they're attracted. " {78291}{78410}"They don't know if they've|got anything to talk about. " {78415}{78563}Now, ten years later, I bet they're|happily married with six kids. {78567}{78723}But Muriel and I have nothing|to say. I don't know what happened. {78727}{78844}We're on two different channels.|I'm CN N, she's "Home Shopping". {79425}{79522}How would you feel about dancing? {79594}{79691}Oh, I'd... be in favour of it. {81591}{81700}When I was on night shift,|I felt like an explorer. {81705}{81820}There's this whole other city|that goes on all night long. {81824}{81914}- Am I talking incessantly?|- Yes. {81919}{82026}But I like it.|I myself am a talker. {82030}{82178}It's nice to meet somebody you|can just talk with, and hang with. {82199}{82334}Look... here's the thing.|I'm free all the time, basically. {82338}{82457}So if you ever want to do something,|or you want company... {82461}{82591}Really?|How about tomorrow? {82595}{82677}- Too soon?|- No, not at all. {82682}{82805}Okay, great. I'll have|Carol watch the register, - {82809}{82903}- and you could pick me up at noon? {82907}{82978}I'll be there. {83046}{83118}Goodnight. {83444}{83574}Weirdest thing happened.|I thought I'd dropped my wallet. {83578}{83705}Weirdest thing happened.|I came out because I felt seasick. {83794}{83841}Weirdest thing happened... {83845}{83901}- I have some ideas for you...|- Weirdest thing happened. {83902}{83957}- I have some ideas for you...|- Weirdest thing happened. {83980}{84050}Wasn't the veal fabulous? {84054}{84175}That was what was so weird.|I expected chicken. {84179}{84263}I would have come sit with you,|but Mr. Gross... {84268}{84354}Jack Gross.|Pleased to meet you, Officer. {84358}{84452}He's going to help us develop|an economic strategy. {84456}{84591}- What a great idea.|- She's some girl. Smart. {84619}{84713}Beautiful...|And she knows what she wants. {84718}{84798}- See?|- I agree. {84803}{84938}Thank you very much for a|very stimulating evening, Mr. Gross. {84942}{85053}- If you ever need any advice...|- I will be calling. {85106}{85167}Ready? {85172}{85289}- I got to get my coat.|- Bye-bye. {85698}{85798}- You're doing great!|- I never had great balance. {85802}{85900}I tried skiing. They threw me off|the "Peter Rabbit" slope. {85904}{86015}- Your knees. That's the problem.|- One of them! {86020}{86174}There's a little bit of a hill here,|so you might want to watch it. {86179}{86250}- Slow down!|- I can't. {86254}{86334}- Sure you can!|- Sure I can't! {86443}{86512}Charlie, turn! {86676}{86766}- Are you okay?|- Fine. {86770}{86893}I'll catch leprosy from the water,|but otherwise I'm okay. {86898}{87009}So I guess this is it|for you and rollerblading? {87013}{87070}I would have to say yes. {87114}{87258}Okay, your turn. What next?|What do you want to do? {87435}{87546}Ladies and gentlemen,|I've just won the lottery. {87551}{87670}Tonight's ride home is on me|and Miss Yvonne Biasi. {87835}{87919}- What's going on?|- They're treating everybody. {88230}{88363}- This is going to be hard to top.|- I'll top it. {88488}{88601}Welcome to Charlie Lang,|Yvonne Biasi, - {88606}{88690}- Officer Bo Williams - {88695}{88814}- and all the kids|from Woodside, Queens. {89876}{89968}I know, I know.|I'm trying. {92558}{92687}It was a great day for me, too. {92718}{92858}- What the hell is she doing?|- She's pissed, whatever it is. {92970}{93106}- Congratulations, Mr. Token Man.|- Oh God! {93950}{94084}- Honey, I'm home.|- No, you have to leave. {94089}{94202}- Stop eating my macadamia nuts!|- Give me a kiss. {94206}{94356}- You can't stay here. Out!|- Why? You expecting company? {94360}{94458}Not Officer Krupke, the saintly cop? {94462}{94554}There's nothing going on.|And he's not a saint, - {94558}{94669}- simply a decent human being.|Something you couldn't... {94674}{94733}If you eat one more of those... {94759}{94886}- Are you having an affair?|- No, we just hang out together. {94890}{95001}You should have heard that bitch|downstairs talking about it. {95005}{95149}What's the real issue here? Us,|or what some idiot neighbour thinks? {95153}{95254}It's been like a cold war.|If I try to talk about it, you... {95258}{95371}- I just tried to make you happy.|- No, that's not all. {95376}{95460}I used to come home,|and you'd hug me. {95464}{95602}You'd kiss me and ask how my|day was. When did you do that last? {95606}{95707}It's not important.|It's history. {95711}{95810}- You go around with this girl!|- I'm not having an affair. {95814}{95933}This thing between you and the cop|is none of my business. {95938}{96051}But... there is one thing|that's very important. This: {96055}{96122}Don't be afraid. {96126}{96264}"The Eddie Biasi Players!" {96334}{96438}You want money.|Of course you want money. {96442}{96578}Just fifty grand in seed money.|Then we're off. Picture this... {96582}{96732}Of course not. Not Mr. Saintly.|You're too good to have an affair. {96736}{96847}I'm just so sick of it!|Your niceness and decency. {96852}{96990}You're nothing. A working-class|stiff. Blue collar all the way. {97149}{97251}I'm not gonna change, Muriel. {97295}{97373}I know. {97402}{97521}- So I want a divorce.|- You want a divorce? {97526}{97587}As soon as possible. {97591}{97735}I have wings, Charlie.|I want to fly. {97935}{98023}Honey? {98027}{98185}The bottom line is, I'm|sticking around until you kick in. {98213}{98287}You stick around.|I'm out of here. {98291}{98429}Where are you going, big shot?|The Plaza? {98434}{98491}Yeah, the Plaza. {98496}{98596}If you're here when I get back,|I'll call the cops. {98600}{98727}And believe me, I am now|in a position to get them to come. {98999}{99122}- Where you going?|- A hotel. {99126}{99210}- You mean, you and her...|- We're history. {99215}{99357}- Can't say I'm surprised.|- No? It's funny, I am. {99361}{99482}No matter what comes before,|you don't expect this. {99486}{99614}- What hotel, Charlie?|- The Holiday Inn on Ninth. {99618}{99733}Holiday Inn?|Charlie, you won the lottery. {99738}{99846}One night at least,|stay at the Plaza. {99882}{100018}Maybe I will.|You're a real pal, you know that? {100022}{100100}I'll see you guys. {100729}{100790}Good evening. {100794}{100898}I'd like to get a room. {100910}{101019}I'm not that waitress,|if that's what you're thinking. {101024}{101088}I didn't think so. {101092}{101209}- Single or double?|- A single. {101229}{101330}- Smoking or non-smoking?|- Non-smoking. {101359}{101462}Sir, can I help you? {101799}{101918}- He moved back in.|- She threw me out. {101923}{102015}811 is this way, ma'am. {102061}{102194}Sir?|If you'll just follow me... {103150}{103261}- That was the cop.|- That's the waitress. {103701}{103798}Checked your bathroom yet?|There's a robe. {103802}{103902}- Are you serious?|- Swear to God! {103926}{104103}- Well... goodnight.|- Come in. {104256}{104429}Unbelievable! Your room is exactly|like mine, just a different colour. {104434}{104533}Would you like some fruit? {104537}{104697}You have some in your room.|Every room probably has fruit. {104711}{104810}- There's really a robe?|- Terry cloth. {104814}{104937}Nice... really nice. {104941}{105093}It's for sale. You can buy it|for like $100. I think it's $100. {105098}{105192}I'll do it. {105197}{105318}I'll split it with you. We'll share.|You have it one month, then me... {105323}{105498}- Or every other day, or weekends.|- Or we could get two. {105795}{105898}- Why am I so nervous?|- I don't know. {105903}{106061}- We've spent so much time together.|- Maybe that's why. {107199}{107244}Here we go... {107269}{107349}There they are! {107605}{107707}- Unbelievable!|- Make yourselves comfortable. {107711}{107797}- I mean, I've seen some offices...|- Walter, please. {107801}{107920}They must charge you an arm|and a leg. Just the chairs... {107924}{108027}- A glass of water?|- Real leather. I thought so. {108031}{108152}- Where's Muriel?|- Mrs. Lang just stepped out. {108185}{108246}And here she is. {108283}{108418}- You had them done.|- Had what done? {108422}{108530}- Can we proceed?|- What did she have done? {108534}{108653}- I'll tell you later.|- Let's cut to the chase. {108658}{108785}The lottery money should not be|divided. It was Mrs. Lang's ticket. {108789}{108891}- Completely unacceptable.|- It's all right. {108895}{108977}She can have my half. {108998}{109090}Come here. {109094}{109203}Are you nuts?|You're giving up without a fight? {109207}{109293}She can have my half, period. {109298}{109406}- You're talking a million dollars!|- Walter, please! {109410}{109498}You got to be kidding me! {109546}{109694}- We concede the point.|- That's a very mature attitude. {109698}{109885}As to their pre-lottery holdings,|we have a bank account totalling... {109917}{110102}... $3,611.|I insist we split this 50-50. {110137}{110207}Chump change. {110211}{110367}That's basically it. There's|furnishings, some good linens... {110372}{110454}Not quite accurate, Mr. Zakuto. {110458}{110618}We are also attaching the monies|given by Mr. Lang to Miss Biasi. {110622}{110690}That is out of bounds! {110694}{110838}Mr. Lang volunteered his wife's|earnings without her consent. {110843}{110974}That's horrible, Muriel. Please,|think about what you're doing. {110978}{111076}We believe that he and Miss Biasi|had a long-standing relationship - {111080}{111176}- that he deliberately|deceived his wife about. {111180}{111278}And we have drafted a letter|to Miss Biasi - {111282}{111417}- demanding that she return the|money in full, or face penalties. {111421}{111528}- I can't believe this!|- I can't listen to this screaming. {111548}{111654}- Our whole marriage was like this.|- It was not. {111658}{111724}Is this just to get even|with Yvonne? {111729}{111859}I am tired of your physical abuse.|Did you see that? {111927}{112055}If you fellows need a cab,|my secretary will call one. {112087}{112198}How am I going to say this|to Yvonne? {112202}{112330}You'll have to stop|seeing her for a while. {112422}{112593}This is Yvonne Biasi. Please|leave a message after the beep. {112597}{112694}Yvonne, I just wanted to say|I'm thinking about you. {112699}{112806}We'll win this, because it's right.|It's not your fault. {112810}{112968}I'm at Bo's at 555-3840.|I guess I'll see you in court. {112973}{113076}I hope you don't mind|sleeping on the floor. {113080}{113249}- There's beer in the fridge.|- Thanks for the blanket, Tracey. {113281}{113398}Goodnight, Gail.|I'm sorry. {113822}{113987}"The trial, which has attracted|citywide interest, begins today. " {113991}{114112}- This whole thing is unbelievable!|- My money's on Yvonne. {114134}{114282}- What are your birthday's numbers?|- 12, 16, 64. {114286}{114397}12... 16... 64. {114402}{114564}And the numbers for|your anniversary, my dear? {114628}{114702}6, 26, 84. {114706}{114788}6, 26... {114821}{114930}Did I hear 26? {114934}{115064}As a matter of fact,|weren't you married on the 27th? {115082}{115189}- Yes.|- So your husband picked 26? {115193}{115318}- Objection. What's the point?|- The point is, Counsellor... {115323}{115407}The point is, Your Honour...|I am demonstrating - {115412}{115550}- that Mr. Lang is responsible|for the winning ticket. {115554}{115632}Overruled. {115637}{115791}So, Mrs. Lang, your husband|picked the 26th on his own, correct? {115795}{115879}- No.|- No? {115884}{116001}There was you...|there was your husband... {116006}{116117}Who else was there that morning? {116265}{116322}My dead father. {116424}{116580}- Excuse me?|- My dead father, God rest his soul. {116584}{116720}He came to me in a dream. "Baby",|he said, floating out the window. {116725}{116890}He had these big angel wings,|the perfect colour of white leather. {116894}{117026}He says, "Baby, it's time to go|to the church. You'll be late. " {117030}{117164}To my shock, I'm standing there|in my wedding gown. {117168}{117314}So I run down Queen's Boulevard,|through Flatbush... impossible! {117319}{117444}I came to the church:|St. Catherine's of the Holy Lotto. {117448}{117582}And then I realised I wasn't late,|I was a whole day early. {117586}{117654}God, I wanted to die! {117658}{117761}Then my father was standing|right next to me. {117765}{117855}And he says,|"Little girl, don't cry. " {117859}{118032}"Because to me, your anniversary|will always be on the 26th. " {118038}{118157}M U Rl EL'S DREAM|DEAD FATH ER PICKED Wl N N ERS {118281}{118354}Mr. Lang. {118358}{118487}Have you ever purchased|nail polish remover for your wife? {118491}{118561}Quiet, please! {118603}{118677}Nail polish remover? {118705}{118801}- A couple of times, I guess.|- And you paid for it? {118805}{118910}Did you therefore consider it yours? {118914}{118998}No, I guess I didn't. {119014}{119121}Did you force your wife|to split the ticket with Miss Biasi? {119126}{119216}I only said|we should do the right thing. {119221}{119326}- Were you wearing a gun?|- Of course not. {119331}{119440}- You hit her, didn't you?|- I never, ever... {119445}{119548}You are under oath, Mr. Lang! {119579}{119737}- Okay, once I grabbed her arm...|- No further questions. {119825}{119924}Your witness, Counsellor. {119957}{120087}Miss Biasi. Would you describe|your financial circumstances - {120091}{120218}- before Mr. Lang offered you|half his wife's winning ticket? {120222}{120302}I was struggling to make ends meet. {120306}{120421}Isn't it a fact you owed $12,000|on your MasterCard? {120426}{120551}- That's because my ex-husband...|- Just answer yes or no. {120555}{120662}Technically, yes.|But I hadn't overspent. {120667}{120802}Didn't you go bankrupt the same day|he offered to split the ticket? {120837}{120962}Yes.|But that was just... fate. {120967}{121090}- Right, fate...|- Yes. Really. {121094}{121215}What was your relationship with|Mr. Lang when he made his offer? {121219}{121320}- I'd never met him before.|- Really? {121325}{121394}Yes, really. {121398}{121507}Describe your relationship|with Mr. Lang today. {121612}{121710}I love him more than|anything in the world. {121714}{121829}And you went to the Plaza|with him the day he left his wife. {121834}{121968}- Objection! What is the relevancy?|- Motivation. {121972}{122130}Mrs. Lang had thrown him out,|the marriage was in ruins... {122134}{122264}They're trying to make me into a|gold-digger... him, the media... {122268}{122323}Control yourself, please. {122327}{122446}I've worked all my life. Finally|something wonderful happened. {122450}{122565}I met a man who was intelligent,|kind and compassionate. {122569}{122657}Just knowing him has|changed my life. It's not the money. {122661}{122768}He made me believe|people were fundamentally decent. {122773}{122872}I won't let some lawyer|make our relationship look ugly. {122876}{122995}Are you divorced? {123000}{123082}You're married to one man,|and in love with another. {123086}{123244}- I couldn't afford to get divorced.|- Well, that's convenient! {123260}{123394}In dramatic testimony,|Yvonne Biasi was depicted - {123398}{123521}- as a gold-digging nymphomaniac.|A verdict is expected tonight. {123548}{123675}- Has the jury reached a verdict?|- We have, Your Honour. {124033}{124102}What say you? {124106}{124234}We rule in favour of the plaintiff,|Mrs. Muriel Lang, on all counts. {124257}{124364}The court would like to thank|the jury for its service. {124368}{124433}Court dismissed. {124924}{125054}- About your affair with...|- Shut up about her! {125058}{125138}She's down there. {125155}{125231}Yvonne! {125520}{125591}- Mrs. Lang? Your reaction?|- Justice was done. {125595}{125660}Aren't the good deeds|of your husband... {125664}{125783}- We're happy, that's all.|- Very happy. {128535}{128627}I don't even know where she is. {128654}{128794}Look... You'll be a cop again.|It's what you love. {128798}{128876}I'll be all right. {128880}{128968}I'll be all right. {129944}{130026}Is anyone here? {130030}{130105}Go away. {130134}{130251}- You don't want to be with me.|- What are you talking about? {130322}{130431}- I love you.|- Don't you get it? {130436}{130611}- I've ruined your life.|- I feel like half of me is missing. {130615}{130767}You won $4 million. Do you know|what an amazing gift that is? {130771}{130867}And because of me you have nothing. {130871}{130967}Because of you, I have you.|Why can't you understand? {131012}{131168}If you don't want me, then|I'll walk out that door forever. {131173}{131313}But please stop talking about the|money. It means nothing to me. {131498}{131576}Do you want me to go? {131671}{131747}No. {131816}{131879}Never. {131905}{131997}Never, never. {132086}{132172}You have to excuse me sometimes,|it's just... {132176}{132307}Nobody ever loved me before. {133058}{133175}- I guess he wants some food.|- Shall we invite him in? {133223}{133294}Why not? {133802}{133884}We should leave New York. {133919}{134015}I mean, we're like freaks here. {134059}{134159}I've got a cousin|that lives in Buffalo. {134163}{134238}He keeps asking me to visit. {134242}{134326}Maybe we can stay there for a while. {134331}{134430}I could join the Buffalo force. {134465}{134570}I could be a Buffalo waitress. {134944}{135063}Tonight, I, Angel Dupree,|photographer for the N. Y. Post, - {135068}{135234}- had the chance to study grace and|generosity in dire circumstances. {135356}{135477}In their darkest hour, the stalwart|officer and good-hearted waitress - {135481}{135565}- shared a bowl of soup with me. {135569}{135672}When I left,|the good Samaritan gave me money, - {135676}{135740}- wishing it could be more. {135744}{135908}- "Mail it to Yvonne's Coffee Shop. "|- It's a good idea. {136106}{136182}I just want to make one stop. {136300}{136386}- Sweetie...|- I'm okay. {136390}{136487}- I knew this was a bad idea.|- I just wanted to see it again. {136491}{136571}Why is the gate open? {136576}{136704}I don't know.|Well, Carol has a key... {136708}{136765}The door's stuck. {136964}{137058}- What is this?|- It must be a mistake. {137063}{137174}- "The Good Samaritan's Fund".|- "Lotto Lovers". {137178}{137264}"Yvonne's Coffee Shop. " {137306}{137421}- It's five dollars.|- Oh, come on! {137426}{137562}"There should be more people|like you. Ethel from Staten Island. " {137641}{137725}Here's a cheque for ten. {137810}{137906}This is all for us.|Oh, Charlie! {138758}{138848}"You are an example to all of us.|Betty and Phil. The Bronx. " {138876}{139012}"We hope you have a great future.|The Garcias, Long Island City. " {139322}{139414}It took them|three days to open all their mail. {139418}{139554}When they were done, New York|had given them a $600, 000 tip. {139624}{139693}Charlie went back to the force. {139825}{139897}Yvonne got her coffee shop back. {139952}{140034}Eddie could only get work|driving a cab. {140070}{140156}And Muriel...|She married Jack Gross, - {140161}{140259}- who took her money|and fled the country. {140263}{140386}Muriel lives in the Bronx now|and works in a nail salon. {140466}{140554}Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne|all lived in a city - {140558}{140694}- where people prayed for miracles.|And sometimes they happened. 49460

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