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{1433}{1521}IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
{2326}{2422}Once upon a time in New York,|there was a cop named Charlie.
{2426}{2564}He was a very decent guy,|as was his partner, Bo.
{2569}{2630}He was a good listener.
{2695}{2771}He loved kids.
{3058}{3161}He had patience|and common sense.
{3457}{3559}He was resourceful.
{3640}{3809}Okay people, let's go.|Step lively now, come on.
{4054}{4126}He was just a good cop.
{4218}{4346}Charlie lived happily in Queens,|where he was born and grew up.
{4350}{4426}- Yo, Charlie!|- Jesu!
{4431}{4527}- Kill anybody today?|- Didn't even wound anybody.
{4531}{4642}- You won't see your wife?|- I mustn't surprise her at work.
{4646}{4765}Charlie was married to Muriel.|She hated Queens.
{4769}{4884}If he was a detective,|he'd have decent clothes.
{4888}{5044}- But he's got to wear the uniform.|- I feel for you. You have ambition.
{5048}{5136}I never pushed him enough.
{5141}{5233}If he was on the take,|I'd say, "He has initiative!"
{5238}{5334}My sister was married to a cop.|It's a no-win situation.
{5338}{5432}Either they're honest and broke,|or crooks that never come home.
{5437}{5492}What did she do?
{5496}{5615}She left him and married an|electrician. That's real money.
{5619}{5754}I'm running out of patience.|I'm a person who needs money.
{5771}{5898}And then there's Yvonne, a waitress,|who gets some terrible news.
{5902}{6054}Miss Biasi, it says here that you|owe $12,000 on your MasterCard.
{6058}{6188}Those charges were incurred by my|ex-husband, after I threw him out.
{6192}{6255}The bank is not aware|of your divorce.
{6259}{6382}We're not divorced yet, but I told|him to tear up the credit cards.
{6387}{6506}If you're not divorced yet, you're|liable for your husband's debts.
{6510}{6598}I'm divorced in my heart.|That's what counts.
{6602}{6682}Legally, that's not what counts.
{6701}{6814}Do you know how much it costs?|Have you ever been divorced?
{6868}{6987}Probably not. Probably you've|had good luck your entire life.
{6992}{7080}Which is the opposite of me.
{7085}{7223}If the MasterCard is in your name,|it's your responsibility.
{7227}{7369}Listen, please. I came to New York|five years ago, to be an actress.
{7374}{7485}I was in "Our Town". I played Emily.|People cried buckets.
{7489}{7606}- I'm sure they were.|- Will there be anything else?
{7610}{7710}So I come to New York,|and I meet Eddie.
{7714}{7839}Talk about the worst luck of all!|He swept me off my feet.
{7843}{7958}He bought me flowers,|he took me to real restaurants.
{7963}{8045}With linen, wine and good lighting,|you know?
{8049}{8170}It was perfect, except he turned out|to be a pathological liar.
{8174}{8326}I believed every word he said,|because I had faith in people.
{8431}{8560}So, in short...
{8564}{8667}What are my options here?
{9212}{9286}Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne|lived in a city -
{9290}{9384}- where people pray|for miracles every day.
{9388}{9474}Like winning|the $64-million lottery.
{9479}{9644}My name is Angel. This story...|Well, it's pretty much all true.
{9846}{9913}I had a dream last night. I got|three cherries on a slot machine, -
{9914}{9980}I had a dream last night. I got|three cherries on a slot machine, -
{9984}{10097}- but they were the face of|my dead father. It's a sign.
{10101}{10236}- But you hated your father.|- No matter. A sign is a sign.
{10240}{10357}- You think I'm nuts, but we'll win.|- I didn't say you were nuts.
{10361}{10528}I said the odds of winning the|lottery are not overwhelming.
{10532}{10634}One bedroom in Queens|is not my idea of living.
{10638}{10794}One bedroom is fine. If we had kids,|it would be another story.
{10798}{10909}- We can't afford to have kids.|- Of course we can!
{10914}{11002}Cops have kids!|Firemen have kids...
{11006}{11133}- That's why we have public schools.|- Just get the ticket!
{11137}{11281}She's got to get real. You got to|tell her, "I'm out here every day, -
{11286}{11426}- getting paid, bringing it home. "|She's got to listen to you.
{11440}{11553}- You can't be serious!|- It takes two minutes.
{11558}{11626}I'm starving, man!
{11630}{11784}This is police business, step aside.|It'll take two minutes...
{11788}{11890}This will take forever. And|Burger King's another five blocks.
{11894}{12046}- It's only across the street.|- What, that place? Oh, no...
{12236}{12355}- Where the hell were you?|- I told you. A personal matter.
{12374}{12493}- Then it comes off your pay cheque.|- But I have sick days coming!
{12497}{12624}You want a sick day, get sick.|If you're healthy, you work.
{12628}{12714}Get me some coffee.
{12744}{12838}On your head, sweetie pie.
{12894}{13028}- That guy sets a nice tone.|- Yeah, like a drill sergeant.
{13033}{13100}Here we go.
{13203}{13299}- You want some coffee?|- Please.
{13362}{13495}- You guys know what you want?|- Cheeseburger and blueberry muffin.
{13597}{13673}And you, Officer?
{13677}{13790}You recommend|the lobster thermidor?
{13878}{13977}That's really funny.|I'm gonna die laughing.
{13982}{14111}- Especially today. What a treat!|- You've had a bad day?
{14172}{14306}- Call me when you're ready.|- A meatball sandwich. Really!
{14350}{14415}Meatball?
{14470}{14550}You are very brave, Officer.
{14586}{14752}- She likes you, she really does.|- I was trying to cheer her up.
{14756}{14894}- Store alarm on Spring Street...|- Well, I'm full!
{14898}{14982}I'm gonna starve to death.
{15038}{15132}Your turn to pay.
{15179}{15294}- Miss, we've got to run.|- After that whole routine?
{15298}{15430}- When those radios go off...|- Where, where?
{15529}{15666}Two coffees plus taxes...|Two, even.
{15806}{15934}Oh, Jeez... I'm short.
{15938}{16038}- Fine, Officer. No charge.|- No, it's the tip...
{16042}{16150}- I'll live!|- I can't not leave a tip.
{16247}{16314}A lottery ticket?
{16318}{16435}With my luck? Go, get the cat|out of the tree, or whatever...
{16439}{16542}No, that's the Fire Department.
{16546}{16630}- Come on, Charlie!|- In a second.
{16635}{16713}I got an idea.|What's your name?
{16738}{16847}Yvonne? I'm Charlie Lang,|and we're partners.
{16851}{17015}If I win, I give you half. If not,|I'll leave a tip. What do you think?
{17019}{17091}- I'll never see you again.|- You'll see me tomorrow.
{17096}{17217}- Well, I'll be here.|- You've got a deal.
{17610}{17704}- All right, five more minutes.|- I ordered Chinese. Come up!
{17709}{17775}- In a minute.|- Are you whipped?
{17779}{17960}No, I've got adult responsibilities.|Next batter!
{18025}{18127}That's it!|I'm out of here.
{18131}{18277}- Jesu! Vien aqui, la comida.|- I'm coming, Mom!
{18282}{18432}- Are you whipped, Jesu?|- It's my mother, that's different.
{18480}{18560}Did you have surgery last night?
{18565}{18682}You mean these?|No, it's just a prosthetic bra...
{18687}{18806}Charlie, don't do that next to me!|That's disgusting.
{18811}{18916}- I'm just soaking my feet.|- Please!
{19046}{19157}- Since when did this bother you?|- Since now, okay?
{19162}{19238}You're spilling water everywhere!
{19242}{19367}I'll call the Red Cross|and tell them we're a disaster area.
{19371}{19494}I have some larger ones|that I change into after work.
{19498}{19606}Charlie...|Should I get my boobs done?
{19610}{19733}- Done?|- Enlarged. So I could be like that.
{19808}{19933}Are you nuts?|It seems so extreme.
{19937}{20056}- Forget it.|- I just don't think you need it.
{20201}{20291}Look, I had to declare bankruptcy.
{20296}{20432}When will I be able|to get my MasterCard back?
{20571}{20653}What are my chances?
{20680}{20818}- Under 15,000 a year...|- Shall I speak to them? Love to.
{20884}{20966}I see.
{21065}{21174}Well, thank you.|That's what I thought.
{21178}{21264}- What did they say?|- My chances are slim to none.
{21268}{21358}The lotto jackpot has grown|to over $64 million.
{21363}{21470}We'll check the winning numbers|when we return.
{21542}{21655}- You got the numbers wrong!|- Wrong?
{21659}{21811}- Our anniversary is the 27th.|- We always celebrate on the 26th.
{21816}{21950}We got the licence on the 26th.|We got married on the 27th.
{21954}{22073}- So why do we go out on the 26th?|- I don't know, maybe it's custom.
{22078}{22172}The fact is,|I told you our anniversary.
{22177}{22294}To anybody with any sense,|that means the day they got married.
{22299}{22383}I am sorry, darling.
{22388}{22464}Did he say 26?
{22468}{22635}Those numbers again are:|6, 12, 16, 26, 64, 84.
{22665}{22759}We won!|We got the jackpot!
{22801}{22928}- That's unbelievable!|- We're rich!
{22932}{23066}- The jackpot?|- We're rich, rich, rich!
{23070}{23189}- What are we having?|- BLT down with turkey bacon.
{23193}{23341}- Any Miracle Whip?|- Yes. No matter how broke I am.
{23345}{23460}You have to have things|that are stable. Permanent.
{23465}{23586}- Oreos, Smuckers...|- Exactly.
{23590}{23697}- Thank you.|- Will there be anything else?
{23762}{23846}Will there be anything else?
{23885}{23954}There'll never be anything else.
{23958}{24048}God, I hate this.|I feel bankrupt.
{24065}{24131}What?
{24135}{24227}A bowling team|had the same numbers!
{24232}{24355}- They get nine million!|- Why am I not surprised?
{24359}{24474}- How many are on the team?|- Average team is twelve guys.
{24478}{24597}Do each of them get a piece,|or do you consider them as one?
{24601}{24706}Muriel... your veins,|they're bulging out of your neck.
{24710}{24780}You look like a psycho.
{24904}{25031}Oh, my God. The bowlers,|thank God, only count as one.
{25035}{25158}That's 16 people that picked|these numbers... Oh, God.
{25162}{25232}That only leaves us with...
{25236}{25306}Four million.
{25310}{25413}We could live on that, right?
{25418}{25504}We could live on less, even.
{25509}{25648}Let's pray nobody else calls in,|so we don't have to split it again.
{25734}{25828}What?
{25860}{25977}What? You're making me nervous.
{26076}{26142}Honey...
{26226}{26324}I've got something to tell you.
{26391}{26506}- A complete stranger? Charlie!|- I owed her a tip.
{26510}{26598}A tip?|Two million dollars? Come on!
{26602}{26682}I never thought we'd win, darling.
{26686}{26822}- But we did win, like I said.|- But not with your numbers.
{26826}{26922}Don't do that!|Because you know and I know -
{26926}{27014}- that in my dream,|my dead father came.
{27018}{27162}In his eyes he had dollar signs.|And a "4" in place of the pupil.
{27166}{27289}That's ridiculous. He was a nut job,|he prayed to chickens.
{27294}{27384}He wants us to have|the four million.
{27389}{27550}If he intended us to have half,|there would have been a "2".
{27618}{27714}It's not the right thing.
{27742}{27839}The right thing?|What the hell is that?
{27844}{27938}You've always done the right thing|for everybody else.
{27943}{28075}Just once, please,|do the right thing for us.
{28079}{28182}I gave her my word.
{28187}{28345}- Honey... Do you love me?|- Of course I love you.
{28349}{28487}Then stiff her. Stiff her|and smell the flowers. For me.
{28580}{28695}- What would you do?|- I'd buy the Knicks.
{28700}{28834}- I mean, about the girl.|- I'd take her to watch me play.
{28838}{28942}I'd start myself as|a very small, round forward.
{28946}{29038}So you agree with Muriel?|Giving her half is crazy?
{29042}{29116}If I can't have the Knicks,|I want season tickets -
{29120}{29235}- where you sit with Jack Nicholson|and Spike Lee.
{29263}{29390}- A promise is a promise.|- And a stereo for the whole house.
{29394}{29501}So you don't have to carry around|that boom box.
{29506}{29600}I could tell her I just won $5,000.
{29604}{29736}So... season tickets,|stereo system, Mazda GL6?
{29740}{29882}- I couldn't just lie like that.|- A boat! I've never been on one.
{29886}{30005}- Are you listening?|- You'll do the appropriate thing.
{30010}{30113}- Which is?|- I don't know. That's your field.
{30316}{30466}Tuna on whole wheat, one scrambled|soft, toast crisp, tea with lemon.
{30470}{30570}- Everything okay?|- Yeah, thanks.
{30640}{30739}- You're back.|- I said I'd be back.
{30744}{30828}- Coffee?|- No, thanks. I just wanted to...
{30832}{30986}I'm sorry I was so rude yesterday.|But it was the worst day of my life.
{30990}{31066}Yvonne, wake up!
{31070}{31167}- You're all dreaming.|- Quit the socialising!
{31171}{31273}Don't go,|I want to apologise in detail.
{31294}{31436}Western for Walter. And for Timothy,|oatmeal like Mom used to make.
{31441}{31560}My mother never made oatmeal.|She never made food in her life.
{31565}{31664}Bloody Marys, she made.|White Russians...
{31669}{31770}- But she had a great personality.|- So did Imelda Marcos.
{31774}{31887}- She produced a nice son, right?|- You're okay.
{31892}{31966}Eat!
{32027}{32165}- He's got it, huh?|- Yeah, a couple of years.
{32169}{32317}He's really starting to go downhill.|In and out of hospital...
{32321}{32477}What a world! We should appreciate|every moment, not be spiteful.
{32482}{32603}- I know just what you mean.|- Yvonne!
{32607}{32691}Speaking of which...
{32750}{32882}What I have is a bill for $9.53.|What I do not have is the $9.53!
{32887}{32998}- He went to get his wallet...|- Never let them out the door!
{33003}{33093}- What is this, a soup kitchen?|- I made a mistake.
{33098}{33254}You sure did! The $9.53 comes out of|your cheque. Bring me some coffee.
{33671}{33753}Let me!
{33895}{33985}Enjoy!
{34062}{34185}- Now that's coffee!|- So, what'll it be?
{34189}{34283}- They're right there...|- Amazing, but true.
{34287}{34410}- We've no cantelope or grapefruit.|- I'm not hungry.
{34414}{34523}The thing is...|I got something for you.
{34553}{34676}- For me?|- It's just a trifle.
{34776}{34841}May I?
{34845}{35006}It's a string for your glasses,|so they hang around your neck.
{35027}{35136}So you'll know where they are.|At all times.
{35305}{35422}This is... the nicest thing|anyone's ever gotten me.
{35454}{35573}- I certainly hope not.|- It's close.
{35578}{35666}You sure I can't get you anything?|Coffee?
{35670}{35775}Decaf, please.|I've reached my target heart rate.
{35779}{35861}Decaf it is!
{35892}{36036}- So... You've had bad luck?|- Unbelievable!
{36041}{36135}When I was eleven,|my dog died of parvo.
{36140}{36243}I don't know to this day|what parvo is.
{36247}{36393}I married the wrong man.|I mean the wrong, by a lot, man!
{36397}{36543}Now I can't afford to get divorced.|I mean, I'm used to my luck...
{36547}{36705}But yesterday, I went bankrupt|before I came into work.
{36742}{36836}That's why I was so rude to you.
{36840}{36914}You went bankrupt?
{36918}{37010}- Look! From the officer.|- That's sweet, honey.
{37041}{37135}About our little agreement...
{37178}{37287}Double the tip, or|half of what I won in the lottery.
{37322}{37423}- That agreement...|- Let's make it your choice.
{37427}{37546}Door one, double the tip.|Door two, half my winnings.
{37550}{37644}My choice? Okay...
{37649}{37797}Whatever. I'll take door number two.|I'll take half of the lottery.
{37827}{37944}- You're sure?|- Positive.
{38114}{38216}- I hoped you'd say that.|- I'll bet! Better luck next time.
{38220}{38314}Actually, we were pretty lucky.
{38318}{38433}- Did you win something?|- We won something.
{38438}{38522}We won something?|What did we win?
{38526}{38612}Four million dollars.
{38730}{38822}Why are you doing this?|This sick joke!
{38826}{39011}- It's not a joke.|- No? What you're saying to me...
{39016}{39110}You think I'm making this up?|I'm not! We won.
{39115}{39267}The lottery? The actual New York|State lottery? Four million dollars?
{39271}{39345}It happened last night.|It would have been more, -
{39350}{39480}- but a bowling team took|about nine million out of the pot.
{39484}{39601}And you're telling me that|you'll actually split it with me?
{39669}{39757}A promise is a promise.
{39834}{39920}Oh, my God...
{39952}{40127}- You all right?|- Oh, my God!
{40347}{40437}Now I know why|all these bad things happened.
{40442}{40555}It's so stupendously, phenomenally,|unbelievably great!
{40559}{40697}Because I had such bad luck...|Who wants ice cream?
{40710}{40804}Who wants pie?
{41226}{41364}Wait a minute!|I can't accept this, can I?
{41368}{41498}I can't accept this!|I want to, so desperately, but...
{41502}{41623}- This neurotic part of me says...|- Accept it!
{41627}{41729}- How can I?|- I want you to have it.
{41733}{41858}- With all my heart.|- Yvonne, take it!
{42008}{42115}Muriel, $2 million is still|an enormous amount.
{42119}{42218}You should be|committed to an asylum for life.
{42223}{42410}They should give you a straitjacket|and take you to the loony bin!
{42437}{42517}Look sweetheart,|you weren't there...
{42522}{42623}She has customers with Al DS,|and treats them like an angel.
{42627}{42769}- She's got a boss from hell...|- Why not give her all the money?
{42773}{42850}- Get off my foot!|- We're doing the right thing.
{42854}{43004}And the whole city will admire you.|You'll be a celebrity.
{43008}{43100}Maybe I could get some|commercial endorsements?
{43104}{43188}Absolutely. "Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold. "
{43193}{43360}You can endorse shampoos,|conditioners, nail polish...
{43365}{43478}"Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold!"
{43482}{43566}Well, I'd better get|something out of this.
{43621}{43760}- Bowling for dollars!|- I want my cheque, Harry.
{43793}{43896}Some of New York's luckiest people|are here in Manhattan -
{43901}{44051}- to stake their claim in the|state's $64-million lotto jackpot.
{44055}{44168}- So you promised Miss Biasi half?|- As a tip.
{44172}{44285}A tip? We got a cop that gave|a waitress a $2-million tip!
{44290}{44378}We're gonna open our own|bowling alley...
{44383}{44469}- You insulted him.|- Next time, you talk!
{44474}{44550}I'd like a little cottage|in the country.
{44690}{44792}- Excuse me!|- Mrs. Lang, how do you feel?
{44796}{44950}- I'm Mrs. Lang!|- Mrs. Lang? These are for you.
{44986}{45118}- What an incredible woman you are.|- You have no idea!
{45122}{45230}Does it bother you that he split|$4 million with a stranger?
{45234}{45339}Not at all. In the beauty parlour,|I'm known as:
{45344}{45446}"Muriel Lang,|the woman with the heart of gold. "
{45450}{45532}And if there are any sponsors|out there, like Denorex...
{45537}{45617}Which I use, because...
{45622}{45725}We've got to get the winners|in a group picture.
{45729}{45815}- Miss Biasi, what will you buy?|- A car? An apartment?
{45820}{45970}- I haven't thought about it yet.|- A promise is a promise.
{45974}{46062}"Muriel Lang,|woman with the heart of gold. "
{46066}{46189}Oh, actress... briefly.|It didn't work out.
{46243}{46348}"Denorex.|Works out each individual dandruff. "
{46386}{46487}- Will you stay on the force?|- I'll buy the force!
{46506}{46602}- Yvonne?|- So it's "Yvonne" already?
{46606}{46702}- Is this your biggest tip?|- Definitely!
{46853}{46920}- Have you ever won before?|- Never!
{46924}{46996}Big smile, everybody!
{47772}{47903}She has no taste. That outfit|looked like it came from the 60's.
{47907}{47999}I thought she looked just fine.
{48003}{48081}She's not flashy.|She's just a waitress.
{48086}{48185}Beauty is my business,|defer to my judgement.
{48189}{48354}My God, it's Bendel's! What a|feeling, to come here with money.
{48386}{48532}- God bless you.|- Stop giving it away to every bum!
{48619}{48672}God bless you.
{48726}{48837}- Now I'm happy.|- I'm glad, sweetheart.
{48919}{48997}- Now I'm at peace with myself.|- I'm glad, sweetheart.
{49041}{49123}Just a quick stop at Tiffany's,|and I'll be born again.
{49128}{49235}Fur's for animals,|not for people!
{50350}{50420}Excuse me.
{51310}{51412}This is Eleanor Smith of|MasterCard. You are now eligible, -
{51416}{51518}- Miss Yvonne Biasi,|for a $20, 000 line of credit.
{51522}{51649}Please call me at 1-800-555-2000.
{51653}{51780}- I've died and gone to heaven.|- Hi Yvonne, congratulations.
{51784}{51922}My name is Paul, and I'd like you|to spank me with a wire brush.
{51926}{52027}That's disgusting.
{52087}{52217}- I've got to change my number.|- Hello, please leave a message.
{52250}{52369}Hello? Sweetheart?|C'est moi!
{52374}{52444}I'll bet you're there!
{52489}{52558}I know you're mad about the account.
{52562}{52679}- But I can explain.|- Stay out of my life, Eddie.
{52684}{52743}You are there.|Hi, baby!
{52747}{52839}The only reason you're calling|is the lottery.
{52843}{52933}What? You won something?
{52938}{53030}- Die!|- No, baby. I'm serious.
{53034}{53157}I've been out of town.|The lottery? That's fabulous.
{53183}{53277}You did good?
{53282}{53335}I did all right.
{53340}{53490}Well, that's great, baby. No one|deserves it more. I mean that.
{53494}{53558}From the bottom of my heart.
{53607}{53738}- Hello?|- Please, don't ever call me again.
{53922}{54023}- When are you retiring?|- I'm not retiring! Get off my case.
{54027}{54101}Where's that sense of humour?
{54106}{54219}A guy calls at 3 a. m., says|he's holding a gun to his head...
{54223}{54301}Unless you give him $1,000|he'll pull the trigger.
{54306}{54402}If he called me at 3 a. m.,|I'd tell him to do it.
{54406}{54513}- That really happen?|- Last night. This lottery thing...
{54518}{54639}- You become this other person.|- I feel bad for you, baby.
{54644}{54747}I'm not bad-mouthing it.|I'm just saying, it's an adjustment.
{54829}{54901}Sun. How are things|in the mysterious East?
{54905}{55020}- Very good. Very busy.|- No unjustified price increases?
{55025}{55138}Good! Two coffees,|one regular, one light.
{55346}{55457}- How's the wife?|- She has the flu.
{55841}{55905}On the house.
{55909}{56038}Thank you.|That's very sweet of you.
{56096}{56184}Down there, make a right.
{56188}{56301}Our favourite Korean|is getting robbed right now.
{56305}{56409}- He said his wife has the flu.|- She'd work if she was dead!
{56413}{56528}- Then he gives me coffee for free.|- Shit! How do we play it?
{56532}{56649}Stay here, I'll go through the|basement. Call for some back-up.
{56693}{56779}Faster!
{56794}{56880}Nobody moves!|A carton of Virginia Slims!
{57406}{57477}That cop's just sitting out there.
{57481}{57569}Don't worry about the cop.
{57614}{57684}What was that?
{57689}{57785}Come here.|Watch him!
{57836}{57920}Come on, pal. Move!
{58059}{58126}- What's back there?|- Nothing.
{58130}{58238}- What about that door?|- Basement. Just rats.
{58242}{58297}- Rats?|- Big ones.
{58301}{58406}I hate rats.|Don't you keep this place clean?
{58559}{58620}Nobody move!
{58675}{58738}What's with this cop?
{58742}{58843}He's got nothing better to do|than write tickets?
{58847}{58925}With all the crime in this city?
{58930}{59096}- What do we do?|- Wait, till he leaves.
{59100}{59258}- What if he doesn't leave?|- He'll leave. Just shut up!
{59499}{59597}- What's the matter?|- I think it's a heart attack.
{59654}{59758}- Shut up!|- Call a doctor.
{59762}{59848}I'm the doctor here, honey!
{60241}{60350}Get up, Charlie!|You all right?
{60355}{60476}Get inside,|there's another one inside.
{60481}{60567}Come on, Charlie, get up.|You all right?
{60600}{60713}- Why didn't you just shoot him?|- Too many customers.
{60718}{60839}- You all right, man?|- Yeah... I'm great.
{60978}{61041}Oh man, you got shot!
{61099}{61236}He saved lives and prevented|injuries, though not to himself.
{61240}{61328}And certainly not|to the criminals he stopped.
{61333}{61456}So I give to Officer Charles Lang|this citation for bravery, -
{61460}{61538}- and wish him a quick recovery.
{61570}{61662}Thank you very much.
{61710}{61835}I guess fate's telling me to|take it easy. Or so says my wife.
{61885}{61982}I love being a cop,|lottery or no lottery.
{61986}{62070}I think it's the|most important job in the world.
{62074}{62224}So I'll be donating $10,000|to the Policemen's Widows' Fund.
{62277}{62350}Thanks a lot!
{62411}{62499}You're too young|to be hanging around.
{62504}{62582}I'm injured.|Don't you read the papers?
{62587}{62715}- You're a hero? Play with one hand.|- If I could, I would.
{62719}{62796}- See you.|- Yeah, see you later.
{63253}{63333}Good afternoon, sir.
{63436}{63557}- This looks like Beirut!|- Isn't it great?
{63562}{63669}We'll go co-op next year,|and sell the apartment.
{63673}{63794}- Mr. Patel told me.|- Hi, I'm your accountant.
{63798}{63901}- All the best on your new fortune.|- Thank you.
{63905}{64037}- He says we'll get $100,000 for it.|- Minimum!
{64041}{64131}And we beat the taxes|if we move to Jersey.
{64136}{64276}- But I want to stay here.|- And do what? Play stickball?
{64337}{64421}It's the architect.|Excuse me!
{64426}{64502}- Where's my chair?|- I gave it to Goodwill.
{64507}{64614}But I loved that chair!|You could have asked me.
{64666}{64787}Why should I? You're the one|that loves to give everything away.
{64803}{64938}Women! Who can live with them?|And without them?
{64942}{64986}What?
{65166}{65265}Gray's Antiques|had another break-in.
{65269}{65374}Two brothers walked off|with a Biedermeyer chest.
{65378}{65477}Gray says, "How could|black guys know what it's worth?"
{65481}{65571}He said that?|What did you say?
{65576}{65710}"They must get the African-American|Antiques Newsletter. "
{65714}{65792}He pissed me off.
{65846}{65946}- I miss you, man.|- I'm going out of my mind.
{65950}{66055}My house is a wreck,|and I've got nothing to do...
{66060}{66169}Well, that's retirement.
{66174}{66332}- Well! "Yvonne's".|- She bought it a few weeks ago.
{66337}{66458}- Can I get you anything else?|- Tea, please.
{66462}{66554}Eight wants tea.
{66629}{66711}- How's the soup?|- Not enough basil.
{66715}{66814}You're kidding...|I'll see what I can do.
{66818}{66950}- Go in. Say hello.|- Forget it, she's busy.
{66954}{67060}I know you're dying to go in there.
{67086}{67191}No, I've got to get home.|But I got you something.
{67195}{67267}Season tickets to the Knicks.
{67271}{67374}- They're not on the floor...|- Knicks tickets? For me?
{67379}{67507}- I couldn't get the floor.|- Don't worry, give me some!
{67511}{67614}- Knicks tickets!|- I'm glad she's doing well.
{67893}{67971}Why the coat?|It's a warm night.
{67976}{68052}Maybe I'll get a chill later.|Just hold it.
{68307}{68404}- There's a lot of people here.|- Isn't it great?
{68408}{68515}I feel like|we're at the Academy Awards.
{68520}{68624}I'm going to go circulate.
{68882}{68966}Here's your lipstick.
{68995}{69106}I won $55 million, and|increased my net worth 40 percent -
{69110}{69180}- through well-chosen mutual funds.
{69184}{69291}- 40 percent?|- At virtually no risk.
{69297}{69430}S & L funds, Biotech funds...|Gold funds, they were a disaster.
{69434}{69551}- Stay away from those.|- What about Treasury Bills?
{69556}{69689}They're for little old ladies.|Which you certainly are not.
{69693}{69777}Aren't you a tiger!
{70355}{70456}Why can't you change 20 dollars?|You drive all day!
{70461}{70588}- We go get change.|- No, you have to break this.
{70592}{70663}Hi!
{70670}{70764}Hi... Can you break a 20?
{70927}{71021}Repeat after me:|"Keep the change. "
{71025}{71122}- Keep the change.|- Thank you.
{71230}{71358}- Oh my God, the boat!|- Oh, no! Wait!
{71654}{71746}I suppose your wife is...
{71751}{71866}She's in her element. Stockbrokers,|accountants. She'll enjoy it.
{71870}{72012}- What about you?|- I hate boats. I'm relieved.
{72064}{72162}- I think this is sturgeon.|- Definitely not.
{72181}{72279}- It's like velvet.|- Scottish salmon. The very best.
{72283}{72336}More champagne?
{72341}{72474}- It's not bad, for a Californian.|- You're not kidding. Fooled me.
{72506}{72603}- This is living.|- And it's just beginning.
{72607}{72743}- You can say that again!|- And it's just beginning.
{72921}{72978}Thank you.
{73090}{73215}It's a pleasure to have you here.|A cocktail? Some champagne?
{73220}{73325}Champagne? Champagne.
{73358}{73514}- You decided not to be an actress?|- I decided to become a waitress.
{73518}{73614}I had the "tress" part right.
{73618}{73706}And I was a great waitress.
{73711}{73785}I saw you bought the place.
{73789}{73920}- I passed by the other day.|- And you didn't come in?
{73924}{74039}Well, I... I figured you were busy.
{74043}{74146}Please, you have to come in|and see what I did.
{74150}{74279}I have a table with your name on it,|for people who can't afford a meal.
{74309}{74384}Of course.|After what you did.
{74388}{74505}What I did? I made a promise|and I kept it, period.
{74510}{74617}- Most people would do the same.|- Nobody would!
{74639}{74777}Are you kidding?|What you did was like a fairy tale.
{74878}{75010}And everyone gets to|live happily ever after?
{75358}{75483}- Well, that's a hopeful sight.|- You think?
{75487}{75586}I always wonder...|What's in store for them?
{75591}{75665}Are they going to be happy?
{75669}{75798}If she puts on 50 pounds,|will he love her anyway?
{75820}{75945}- How long were you married?|- Three years.
{75972}{76058}To an actor named Eddie.
{76062}{76181}Who suggested, if we had a child,|that we name him Al Pacino.
{76230}{76380}- Al Pacino Biasi.|- Come on!
{76769}{76888}Muriel and I met in high school,|in one of those cooking classes -
{76893}{77021}- where the boys dress like chefs.|And there might be a fire drill...
{77025}{77198}- And you're outside in your aprons?|- Exactly. Even now, I get chills.
{77202}{77305}Anyhow, we started dating, and...
{77398}{77468}Muriel was the first girl I ever...
{77509}{77589}Really?
{77594}{77727}- Oh. Well, that's sweet.|- I guess.
{77766}{77894}We went to get the marriage licence,|and there was this other couple...
{77898}{78001}Orthodox Jews.|It was an arranged marriage.
{78006}{78146}They weren't allowed to see each|other. They couldn't get a glimpse.
{78151}{78287}And I thought, "They don't|even know if they're attracted. "
{78291}{78410}"They don't know if they've|got anything to talk about. "
{78415}{78563}Now, ten years later, I bet they're|happily married with six kids.
{78567}{78723}But Muriel and I have nothing|to say. I don't know what happened.
{78727}{78844}We're on two different channels.|I'm CN N, she's "Home Shopping".
{79425}{79522}How would you feel about dancing?
{79594}{79691}Oh, I'd... be in favour of it.
{81591}{81700}When I was on night shift,|I felt like an explorer.
{81705}{81820}There's this whole other city|that goes on all night long.
{81824}{81914}- Am I talking incessantly?|- Yes.
{81919}{82026}But I like it.|I myself am a talker.
{82030}{82178}It's nice to meet somebody you|can just talk with, and hang with.
{82199}{82334}Look... here's the thing.|I'm free all the time, basically.
{82338}{82457}So if you ever want to do something,|or you want company...
{82461}{82591}Really?|How about tomorrow?
{82595}{82677}- Too soon?|- No, not at all.
{82682}{82805}Okay, great. I'll have|Carol watch the register, -
{82809}{82903}- and you could pick me up at noon?
{82907}{82978}I'll be there.
{83046}{83118}Goodnight.
{83444}{83574}Weirdest thing happened.|I thought I'd dropped my wallet.
{83578}{83705}Weirdest thing happened.|I came out because I felt seasick.
{83794}{83841}Weirdest thing happened...
{83845}{83901}- I have some ideas for you...|- Weirdest thing happened.
{83902}{83957}- I have some ideas for you...|- Weirdest thing happened.
{83980}{84050}Wasn't the veal fabulous?
{84054}{84175}That was what was so weird.|I expected chicken.
{84179}{84263}I would have come sit with you,|but Mr. Gross...
{84268}{84354}Jack Gross.|Pleased to meet you, Officer.
{84358}{84452}He's going to help us develop|an economic strategy.
{84456}{84591}- What a great idea.|- She's some girl. Smart.
{84619}{84713}Beautiful...|And she knows what she wants.
{84718}{84798}- See?|- I agree.
{84803}{84938}Thank you very much for a|very stimulating evening, Mr. Gross.
{84942}{85053}- If you ever need any advice...|- I will be calling.
{85106}{85167}Ready?
{85172}{85289}- I got to get my coat.|- Bye-bye.
{85698}{85798}- You're doing great!|- I never had great balance.
{85802}{85900}I tried skiing. They threw me off|the "Peter Rabbit" slope.
{85904}{86015}- Your knees. That's the problem.|- One of them!
{86020}{86174}There's a little bit of a hill here,|so you might want to watch it.
{86179}{86250}- Slow down!|- I can't.
{86254}{86334}- Sure you can!|- Sure I can't!
{86443}{86512}Charlie, turn!
{86676}{86766}- Are you okay?|- Fine.
{86770}{86893}I'll catch leprosy from the water,|but otherwise I'm okay.
{86898}{87009}So I guess this is it|for you and rollerblading?
{87013}{87070}I would have to say yes.
{87114}{87258}Okay, your turn. What next?|What do you want to do?
{87435}{87546}Ladies and gentlemen,|I've just won the lottery.
{87551}{87670}Tonight's ride home is on me|and Miss Yvonne Biasi.
{87835}{87919}- What's going on?|- They're treating everybody.
{88230}{88363}- This is going to be hard to top.|- I'll top it.
{88488}{88601}Welcome to Charlie Lang,|Yvonne Biasi, -
{88606}{88690}- Officer Bo Williams -
{88695}{88814}- and all the kids|from Woodside, Queens.
{89876}{89968}I know, I know.|I'm trying.
{92558}{92687}It was a great day for me, too.
{92718}{92858}- What the hell is she doing?|- She's pissed, whatever it is.
{92970}{93106}- Congratulations, Mr. Token Man.|- Oh God!
{93950}{94084}- Honey, I'm home.|- No, you have to leave.
{94089}{94202}- Stop eating my macadamia nuts!|- Give me a kiss.
{94206}{94356}- You can't stay here. Out!|- Why? You expecting company?
{94360}{94458}Not Officer Krupke, the saintly cop?
{94462}{94554}There's nothing going on.|And he's not a saint, -
{94558}{94669}- simply a decent human being.|Something you couldn't...
{94674}{94733}If you eat one more of those...
{94759}{94886}- Are you having an affair?|- No, we just hang out together.
{94890}{95001}You should have heard that bitch|downstairs talking about it.
{95005}{95149}What's the real issue here? Us,|or what some idiot neighbour thinks?
{95153}{95254}It's been like a cold war.|If I try to talk about it, you...
{95258}{95371}- I just tried to make you happy.|- No, that's not all.
{95376}{95460}I used to come home,|and you'd hug me.
{95464}{95602}You'd kiss me and ask how my|day was. When did you do that last?
{95606}{95707}It's not important.|It's history.
{95711}{95810}- You go around with this girl!|- I'm not having an affair.
{95814}{95933}This thing between you and the cop|is none of my business.
{95938}{96051}But... there is one thing|that's very important. This:
{96055}{96122}Don't be afraid.
{96126}{96264}"The Eddie Biasi Players!"
{96334}{96438}You want money.|Of course you want money.
{96442}{96578}Just fifty grand in seed money.|Then we're off. Picture this...
{96582}{96732}Of course not. Not Mr. Saintly.|You're too good to have an affair.
{96736}{96847}I'm just so sick of it!|Your niceness and decency.
{96852}{96990}You're nothing. A working-class|stiff. Blue collar all the way.
{97149}{97251}I'm not gonna change, Muriel.
{97295}{97373}I know.
{97402}{97521}- So I want a divorce.|- You want a divorce?
{97526}{97587}As soon as possible.
{97591}{97735}I have wings, Charlie.|I want to fly.
{97935}{98023}Honey?
{98027}{98185}The bottom line is, I'm|sticking around until you kick in.
{98213}{98287}You stick around.|I'm out of here.
{98291}{98429}Where are you going, big shot?|The Plaza?
{98434}{98491}Yeah, the Plaza.
{98496}{98596}If you're here when I get back,|I'll call the cops.
{98600}{98727}And believe me, I am now|in a position to get them to come.
{98999}{99122}- Where you going?|- A hotel.
{99126}{99210}- You mean, you and her...|- We're history.
{99215}{99357}- Can't say I'm surprised.|- No? It's funny, I am.
{99361}{99482}No matter what comes before,|you don't expect this.
{99486}{99614}- What hotel, Charlie?|- The Holiday Inn on Ninth.
{99618}{99733}Holiday Inn?|Charlie, you won the lottery.
{99738}{99846}One night at least,|stay at the Plaza.
{99882}{100018}Maybe I will.|You're a real pal, you know that?
{100022}{100100}I'll see you guys.
{100729}{100790}Good evening.
{100794}{100898}I'd like to get a room.
{100910}{101019}I'm not that waitress,|if that's what you're thinking.
{101024}{101088}I didn't think so.
{101092}{101209}- Single or double?|- A single.
{101229}{101330}- Smoking or non-smoking?|- Non-smoking.
{101359}{101462}Sir, can I help you?
{101799}{101918}- He moved back in.|- She threw me out.
{101923}{102015}811 is this way, ma'am.
{102061}{102194}Sir?|If you'll just follow me...
{103150}{103261}- That was the cop.|- That's the waitress.
{103701}{103798}Checked your bathroom yet?|There's a robe.
{103802}{103902}- Are you serious?|- Swear to God!
{103926}{104103}- Well... goodnight.|- Come in.
{104256}{104429}Unbelievable! Your room is exactly|like mine, just a different colour.
{104434}{104533}Would you like some fruit?
{104537}{104697}You have some in your room.|Every room probably has fruit.
{104711}{104810}- There's really a robe?|- Terry cloth.
{104814}{104937}Nice... really nice.
{104941}{105093}It's for sale. You can buy it|for like $100. I think it's $100.
{105098}{105192}I'll do it.
{105197}{105318}I'll split it with you. We'll share.|You have it one month, then me...
{105323}{105498}- Or every other day, or weekends.|- Or we could get two.
{105795}{105898}- Why am I so nervous?|- I don't know.
{105903}{106061}- We've spent so much time together.|- Maybe that's why.
{107199}{107244}Here we go...
{107269}{107349}There they are!
{107605}{107707}- Unbelievable!|- Make yourselves comfortable.
{107711}{107797}- I mean, I've seen some offices...|- Walter, please.
{107801}{107920}They must charge you an arm|and a leg. Just the chairs...
{107924}{108027}- A glass of water?|- Real leather. I thought so.
{108031}{108152}- Where's Muriel?|- Mrs. Lang just stepped out.
{108185}{108246}And here she is.
{108283}{108418}- You had them done.|- Had what done?
{108422}{108530}- Can we proceed?|- What did she have done?
{108534}{108653}- I'll tell you later.|- Let's cut to the chase.
{108658}{108785}The lottery money should not be|divided. It was Mrs. Lang's ticket.
{108789}{108891}- Completely unacceptable.|- It's all right.
{108895}{108977}She can have my half.
{108998}{109090}Come here.
{109094}{109203}Are you nuts?|You're giving up without a fight?
{109207}{109293}She can have my half, period.
{109298}{109406}- You're talking a million dollars!|- Walter, please!
{109410}{109498}You got to be kidding me!
{109546}{109694}- We concede the point.|- That's a very mature attitude.
{109698}{109885}As to their pre-lottery holdings,|we have a bank account totalling...
{109917}{110102}... $3,611.|I insist we split this 50-50.
{110137}{110207}Chump change.
{110211}{110367}That's basically it. There's|furnishings, some good linens...
{110372}{110454}Not quite accurate, Mr. Zakuto.
{110458}{110618}We are also attaching the monies|given by Mr. Lang to Miss Biasi.
{110622}{110690}That is out of bounds!
{110694}{110838}Mr. Lang volunteered his wife's|earnings without her consent.
{110843}{110974}That's horrible, Muriel. Please,|think about what you're doing.
{110978}{111076}We believe that he and Miss Biasi|had a long-standing relationship -
{111080}{111176}- that he deliberately|deceived his wife about.
{111180}{111278}And we have drafted a letter|to Miss Biasi -
{111282}{111417}- demanding that she return the|money in full, or face penalties.
{111421}{111528}- I can't believe this!|- I can't listen to this screaming.
{111548}{111654}- Our whole marriage was like this.|- It was not.
{111658}{111724}Is this just to get even|with Yvonne?
{111729}{111859}I am tired of your physical abuse.|Did you see that?
{111927}{112055}If you fellows need a cab,|my secretary will call one.
{112087}{112198}How am I going to say this|to Yvonne?
{112202}{112330}You'll have to stop|seeing her for a while.
{112422}{112593}This is Yvonne Biasi. Please|leave a message after the beep.
{112597}{112694}Yvonne, I just wanted to say|I'm thinking about you.
{112699}{112806}We'll win this, because it's right.|It's not your fault.
{112810}{112968}I'm at Bo's at 555-3840.|I guess I'll see you in court.
{112973}{113076}I hope you don't mind|sleeping on the floor.
{113080}{113249}- There's beer in the fridge.|- Thanks for the blanket, Tracey.
{113281}{113398}Goodnight, Gail.|I'm sorry.
{113822}{113987}"The trial, which has attracted|citywide interest, begins today. "
{113991}{114112}- This whole thing is unbelievable!|- My money's on Yvonne.
{114134}{114282}- What are your birthday's numbers?|- 12, 16, 64.
{114286}{114397}12... 16... 64.
{114402}{114564}And the numbers for|your anniversary, my dear?
{114628}{114702}6, 26, 84.
{114706}{114788}6, 26...
{114821}{114930}Did I hear 26?
{114934}{115064}As a matter of fact,|weren't you married on the 27th?
{115082}{115189}- Yes.|- So your husband picked 26?
{115193}{115318}- Objection. What's the point?|- The point is, Counsellor...
{115323}{115407}The point is, Your Honour...|I am demonstrating -
{115412}{115550}- that Mr. Lang is responsible|for the winning ticket.
{115554}{115632}Overruled.
{115637}{115791}So, Mrs. Lang, your husband|picked the 26th on his own, correct?
{115795}{115879}- No.|- No?
{115884}{116001}There was you...|there was your husband...
{116006}{116117}Who else was there that morning?
{116265}{116322}My dead father.
{116424}{116580}- Excuse me?|- My dead father, God rest his soul.
{116584}{116720}He came to me in a dream. "Baby",|he said, floating out the window.
{116725}{116890}He had these big angel wings,|the perfect colour of white leather.
{116894}{117026}He says, "Baby, it's time to go|to the church. You'll be late. "
{117030}{117164}To my shock, I'm standing there|in my wedding gown.
{117168}{117314}So I run down Queen's Boulevard,|through Flatbush... impossible!
{117319}{117444}I came to the church:|St. Catherine's of the Holy Lotto.
{117448}{117582}And then I realised I wasn't late,|I was a whole day early.
{117586}{117654}God, I wanted to die!
{117658}{117761}Then my father was standing|right next to me.
{117765}{117855}And he says,|"Little girl, don't cry. "
{117859}{118032}"Because to me, your anniversary|will always be on the 26th. "
{118038}{118157}M U Rl EL'S DREAM|DEAD FATH ER PICKED Wl N N ERS
{118281}{118354}Mr. Lang.
{118358}{118487}Have you ever purchased|nail polish remover for your wife?
{118491}{118561}Quiet, please!
{118603}{118677}Nail polish remover?
{118705}{118801}- A couple of times, I guess.|- And you paid for it?
{118805}{118910}Did you therefore consider it yours?
{118914}{118998}No, I guess I didn't.
{119014}{119121}Did you force your wife|to split the ticket with Miss Biasi?
{119126}{119216}I only said|we should do the right thing.
{119221}{119326}- Were you wearing a gun?|- Of course not.
{119331}{119440}- You hit her, didn't you?|- I never, ever...
{119445}{119548}You are under oath, Mr. Lang!
{119579}{119737}- Okay, once I grabbed her arm...|- No further questions.
{119825}{119924}Your witness, Counsellor.
{119957}{120087}Miss Biasi. Would you describe|your financial circumstances -
{120091}{120218}- before Mr. Lang offered you|half his wife's winning ticket?
{120222}{120302}I was struggling to make ends meet.
{120306}{120421}Isn't it a fact you owed $12,000|on your MasterCard?
{120426}{120551}- That's because my ex-husband...|- Just answer yes or no.
{120555}{120662}Technically, yes.|But I hadn't overspent.
{120667}{120802}Didn't you go bankrupt the same day|he offered to split the ticket?
{120837}{120962}Yes.|But that was just... fate.
{120967}{121090}- Right, fate...|- Yes. Really.
{121094}{121215}What was your relationship with|Mr. Lang when he made his offer?
{121219}{121320}- I'd never met him before.|- Really?
{121325}{121394}Yes, really.
{121398}{121507}Describe your relationship|with Mr. Lang today.
{121612}{121710}I love him more than|anything in the world.
{121714}{121829}And you went to the Plaza|with him the day he left his wife.
{121834}{121968}- Objection! What is the relevancy?|- Motivation.
{121972}{122130}Mrs. Lang had thrown him out,|the marriage was in ruins...
{122134}{122264}They're trying to make me into a|gold-digger... him, the media...
{122268}{122323}Control yourself, please.
{122327}{122446}I've worked all my life. Finally|something wonderful happened.
{122450}{122565}I met a man who was intelligent,|kind and compassionate.
{122569}{122657}Just knowing him has|changed my life. It's not the money.
{122661}{122768}He made me believe|people were fundamentally decent.
{122773}{122872}I won't let some lawyer|make our relationship look ugly.
{122876}{122995}Are you divorced?
{123000}{123082}You're married to one man,|and in love with another.
{123086}{123244}- I couldn't afford to get divorced.|- Well, that's convenient!
{123260}{123394}In dramatic testimony,|Yvonne Biasi was depicted -
{123398}{123521}- as a gold-digging nymphomaniac.|A verdict is expected tonight.
{123548}{123675}- Has the jury reached a verdict?|- We have, Your Honour.
{124033}{124102}What say you?
{124106}{124234}We rule in favour of the plaintiff,|Mrs. Muriel Lang, on all counts.
{124257}{124364}The court would like to thank|the jury for its service.
{124368}{124433}Court dismissed.
{124924}{125054}- About your affair with...|- Shut up about her!
{125058}{125138}She's down there.
{125155}{125231}Yvonne!
{125520}{125591}- Mrs. Lang? Your reaction?|- Justice was done.
{125595}{125660}Aren't the good deeds|of your husband...
{125664}{125783}- We're happy, that's all.|- Very happy.
{128535}{128627}I don't even know where she is.
{128654}{128794}Look... You'll be a cop again.|It's what you love.
{128798}{128876}I'll be all right.
{128880}{128968}I'll be all right.
{129944}{130026}Is anyone here?
{130030}{130105}Go away.
{130134}{130251}- You don't want to be with me.|- What are you talking about?
{130322}{130431}- I love you.|- Don't you get it?
{130436}{130611}- I've ruined your life.|- I feel like half of me is missing.
{130615}{130767}You won $4 million. Do you know|what an amazing gift that is?
{130771}{130867}And because of me you have nothing.
{130871}{130967}Because of you, I have you.|Why can't you understand?
{131012}{131168}If you don't want me, then|I'll walk out that door forever.
{131173}{131313}But please stop talking about the|money. It means nothing to me.
{131498}{131576}Do you want me to go?
{131671}{131747}No.
{131816}{131879}Never.
{131905}{131997}Never, never.
{132086}{132172}You have to excuse me sometimes,|it's just...
{132176}{132307}Nobody ever loved me before.
{133058}{133175}- I guess he wants some food.|- Shall we invite him in?
{133223}{133294}Why not?
{133802}{133884}We should leave New York.
{133919}{134015}I mean, we're like freaks here.
{134059}{134159}I've got a cousin|that lives in Buffalo.
{134163}{134238}He keeps asking me to visit.
{134242}{134326}Maybe we can stay there for a while.
{134331}{134430}I could join the Buffalo force.
{134465}{134570}I could be a Buffalo waitress.
{134944}{135063}Tonight, I, Angel Dupree,|photographer for the N. Y. Post, -
{135068}{135234}- had the chance to study grace and|generosity in dire circumstances.
{135356}{135477}In their darkest hour, the stalwart|officer and good-hearted waitress -
{135481}{135565}- shared a bowl of soup with me.
{135569}{135672}When I left,|the good Samaritan gave me money, -
{135676}{135740}- wishing it could be more.
{135744}{135908}- "Mail it to Yvonne's Coffee Shop. "|- It's a good idea.
{136106}{136182}I just want to make one stop.
{136300}{136386}- Sweetie...|- I'm okay.
{136390}{136487}- I knew this was a bad idea.|- I just wanted to see it again.
{136491}{136571}Why is the gate open?
{136576}{136704}I don't know.|Well, Carol has a key...
{136708}{136765}The door's stuck.
{136964}{137058}- What is this?|- It must be a mistake.
{137063}{137174}- "The Good Samaritan's Fund".|- "Lotto Lovers".
{137178}{137264}"Yvonne's Coffee Shop. "
{137306}{137421}- It's five dollars.|- Oh, come on!
{137426}{137562}"There should be more people|like you. Ethel from Staten Island. "
{137641}{137725}Here's a cheque for ten.
{137810}{137906}This is all for us.|Oh, Charlie!
{138758}{138848}"You are an example to all of us.|Betty and Phil. The Bronx. "
{138876}{139012}"We hope you have a great future.|The Garcias, Long Island City. "
{139322}{139414}It took them|three days to open all their mail.
{139418}{139554}When they were done, New York|had given them a $600, 000 tip.
{139624}{139693}Charlie went back to the force.
{139825}{139897}Yvonne got her coffee shop back.
{139952}{140034}Eddie could only get work|driving a cab.
{140070}{140156}And Muriel...|She married Jack Gross, -
{140161}{140259}- who took her money|and fled the country.
{140263}{140386}Muriel lives in the Bronx now|and works in a nail salon.
{140466}{140554}Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne|all lived in a city -
{140558}{140694}- where people prayed for miracles.|And sometimes they happened.
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