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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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{\i1} - Tonight is the awards show.{\i0}
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{\i1} I get to see, you know,{\i0}
{\i1} if I won Best New Starlet.{\i0}
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I'm so nervous.
I've been nervous all day.
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Well, I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.
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{\i1} The AVN red carpet.{\i0}
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{\i1} there's a lot going on,{\i0}
{\i1} so there's a lot{\i0}
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of positive energy. [laughs]
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{\i1} Almost the whole casino{\i0}
{\i1} is filled{\i0}
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{\i1} with fans taking pictures.{\i0}
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{\i1} All the people that came{\i0}
{\i1} to the expo, you know,{\i0}
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{\i1} they're all waiting there.{\i0}
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It's really exciting.
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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- Welcome to the AVN Awards
Nominations Party,
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where tonight we are gonna
find out who the nominees are
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for the 2017 AVN Awards Show.
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- I love you!
- Yes, I love you!
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If I were to be nominated for
Female Performer of the Year,
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I'd be fucking mind-blown,
to be honest with you.
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{\i1} There's so many girls{\i0}
{\i1} that go so hard.{\i0}
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- So I've been in the industry
for about a year and a half,
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and I've probably done
300 scenes
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because I've worked
almost every day.
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I've put all my effort
into doing porn.
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- In the category
of Best New Starlet,
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Holly Hendrix...
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Elsa Jean...
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I've been waiting
my whole life for this.
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The best night ever.
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- The next category
is Female Performer of the Year.
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Adriana Chechik...
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- So good.
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- Jillian Janson...
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- Best Female Performer?
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I'm so excited.
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I'm just honored
to be nominated.
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- Katrina Jade.
- Yes!
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I love you!
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- You're a performer.
Like, you're a thing.
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Like, you're an entity,
like, in this business.
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- Let's have
a big round of applause
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for all of the talent
in the audience.
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- Like, I'm such a crybaby
for, like, if I get respect.
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I'm like, "Really?
You think so?"
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- You're gonna have...
- Nobody wanted to hire me.
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{\i1}A lot of people didn't book me.{\i0}
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They were like, "No, you have
tattoos on your face.
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No, you have tattoos
on your face."
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{\i1} The fact that I got nominated{\i0}
{\i1} for that, I was just like,{\i0}
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"Wow, somebody recognized me."
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Thank you.
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I'm a badass.
I swear!
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I'm really fucking stoked.
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- Don't go anywhere.
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The party has just
gotten started.
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- Good luck!
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- You're a little bit late.
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- Hey, everybody,
I'm Allie Haze.
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- And I'm Jessa Rhodes.
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- And we're here to cover
the 2017 AVN Red Carpet.
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{\i1} - Not only are we gonna be{\i0}
{\i1} covering{\i0}
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{\i1} the front of the house,{\i0}
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but we're gonna be covering
the back of the house.
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{\i1} - And we couldn't find anybody{\i0}
{\i1} else better for that job{\i0}
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than the one, the only...
- Katie Morgan.
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- Ta-da!
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{\i1} - I'm so excited.{\i0}
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I think the thing
that I'm looking the most
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forward to is just
the excitement of it all.
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{\i1} I can't wait to go{\i0}
{\i1} along for the ride.{\i0}
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{\i1} - You're always{\i0}
{\i1} along for the ride.{\i0}
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- That's true.
I'm gonna go
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take it in the back.
- Let's do it.
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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I found Angela White.
- Hi!
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- So if you don't know
who she is, she's, like,
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the hottest Aussie porn star
ever to exist, in my book.
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- Aww, thank you.
You're really sweet.
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- What is one of your
favorite projects
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that you worked on this year?
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- Oh, that's so difficult.
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I mean, okay, the biggest thing
to happen is obviously
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becoming a Spiegler Girl
for me because
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{\i1} now I've moved over{\i0}
{\i1} to Los Angeles.{\i0}
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That's very exciting.
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This year is gonna be
a big year for me because
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I'm gonna be working on
"Angela Volume 3" in 2017,
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so I'm looking to do, like,
an--a gangbang
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and a whole bunch
of other things, so...
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- Oh, maybe I could
get involved.
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I thought the biggest thing
on you was those boobs.
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I just--I can't--
Oh, my goodness.
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They're like--I mean, that's,
like, a whole nother country
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in itself.
- Yeah.
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- Elsa Jean!
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{\i1} So favorite part{\i0}
{\i1} of this year thus far?{\i0}
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- Um, probably finding out
that I was nominated.
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- Favorite dirty word?
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- Asshole.
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- Give it to me sexy.
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- I wanna lick your asshole.
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- On that note...
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- This girl has 17 nominations.
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- I didn't even know that.
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- Best Anal, Best DP,
Best Supporting Actress,
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the list goes on.
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Adriana, what is
your favorite,
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most exciting
nomination tonight
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that you hope to win?
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- Um, I would really love
Performer of the Year
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because it's just awesome
that everyone in the industry
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would recognize me as that.
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- What is the thing you look
forward to the most
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about coming to AVN every year?
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{\i1} - I look forward to seeing{\i0}
{\i1} what everybody's wearing.{\i0}
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{\i1} I love fashion, and I love{\i0}
{\i1} to check out all the women{\i0}
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{\i1} in their awesome clothes.{\i0}
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{\i1} And I also look forward{\i0}
{\i1} to meeting fans.{\i0}
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The convention
is the best part.
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[light chatter]
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[cheers and applause]
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{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
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- Here we are
at the AEE 2017 convention.
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Let's take a look at some of the
things you might have missed.
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- I know.
We got in a lot of trouble.
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- Hi!
- Whoo!
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{\i1} [funky music]{\i0}
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- Gosh, her boobies!
- Yes, whoo!
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There they are!
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I wanna hang it
on my Christmas tree.
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Mwah! Oh!
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{\i1} - Sorry, boys, coming through,{\i0}
{\i1} making my way to the titties,{\i0}
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{\i1} making my way to the titties.{\i0}
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Dance gig tonight?
- Yes.
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- So I'm gonna bring out
a whip and do
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a candle show, and ice--
- Can I be the--
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- You can pour some wax on me.
- You're gonna beat people's ass
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and burn yourself
all at the same time.
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Super sexy!
- I'm gonna beat my own ass.
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- VR, you get in it, in it.
Put those glasses on.
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You can touch us, feel us.
- Hell yeah.
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- Penny Pax,
so favorite character
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you've done this year.
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- Uh, this one.
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- Aww.
- Aw.
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- So you like to play
with your Poke balls?
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- Oh, my God, I love
to poke the balls.
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- What do you use
on your skin?
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Please tell me.
- Coconut oil.
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- Yes, I can tell.
I can feel it.
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Can I smell it too?
- Oh, goodness.
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Diving down under.
Ah, so...
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The lair is amazing.
Nobody's in trouble right now.
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- I think we need
some slave action.
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How are you feeling right now?
- Really relaxed.
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- I love it.
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It's like a playground
for adults.
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I just wanna eat the frosting,
like, off your butt.
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- Off my butt?
- Well, we can put--
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Jesus.
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- I kind of want
to feed you a cupcake.
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I just want to feel the inside
of your mouth on my body.
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- Ooh, is it warm?
- So good.
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- Can I taste it?
Can I--
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- Oh, see?
Every single time.
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- Oh, my gosh!
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Well, I don't know about you.
That was--that was intense.
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That was so fun.
- I know.
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And you didn't even get
to see all of it.
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It's crazy. There's so much
more that happened.
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- And how about that cam show?
Like...
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- I know, cam party,
let's talk about first ever!
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- Speaking of parties, you know
what I think, Allie?
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both: Shots!
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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⪠âª
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- ⪠Open up the champagne,
pop! âª
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⪠Yeah, it's my house, come on âª
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⪠Turn it up, hey âª
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⪠Hear a knock on the door
and the night begins âª
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- ⪠Hey, what âª
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- ⪠'Cause we done this before
so you come on in âª
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- ⪠Hey, come on âª
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- ⪠Make yourself at my home,
tell me where you been âª
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- ⪠Hey âª
- ⪠Pour yourself âª
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⪠Something cold, baby,
cheers to this âª
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⪠Sometimes you gotta stay in âª
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⪠And you know where I live âª
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- ⪠You know where I live âª
- ⪠Yeah, you know what we is âª
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- ⪠You know what we is âª
- ⪠Sometimes you gotta âª
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⪠Stay in, in âª
Party, people, come on.
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Baby, take control now âª
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⪠We can't even slow down âª
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⪠We don't have to go out âª
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Play that music too loud âª
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⪠Show me what you do now âª
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⪠We don't have to go out âª
- ⪠Come on âª
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- ⪠And everybody say
what, what, come on âª
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠You heard me âª
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⪠We ain't got to go out
'cause, what âª
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Hey, morning comes,
and you know that âª
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⪠You wanna stay âª
- ⪠You wanna stay, come on âª
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- ⪠Come on, close the blinds,
let's pretend that âª
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⪠The time has changed, yeah âª
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⪠Hey, keep our clothes on
the floor, open up champagne âª
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⪠Hey, let's continue tonight,
come on, celebrate âª
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- ⪠You know how we do, hey âª
- ⪠Sometimes you gotta âª
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⪠Stay in âª
- ⪠Yeah âª
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- ⪠And you know where I live âª
- ⪠You know where I live âª
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- ⪠Yeah, you know what we is âª
- ⪠You know what we is âª
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- ⪠Sometimes you gotta stay âª
Party people, come on!
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
- ⪠Yeah âª
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- ⪠Baby, take control now âª
- ⪠Now âª
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- ⪠We can't even slow down âª
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⪠We don't have to go out âª
- ⪠Come on âª
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- ⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Play that music too loud âª
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⪠Show me what you do now âª
- ⪠Show me now, yeah âª
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- ⪠We don't have to go out âª
- ⪠Come on âª
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- ⪠And everybody say
what, what, come on âª
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
You heard me.
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⪠Bring a friend âª
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Welcome to my duck off
the crib, the spot, the pad âª
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⪠But my house is your house
if you throwing it back âª
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⪠Excuse me if my home
draining the sad âª
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⪠Soon as these happy faces land
you can run with the cash âª
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⪠Home run, slam dunk,
touchdown, pass âª
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âª{\i1} Mi casa es tu casa, {\i0}
so it ain't no holding back âª
236
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⪠Another shot of vodka,
you know what's in my glass âª
237
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- ⪠It's my house, just relax âª
- AVN, make some noise!
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⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠Baby, take control now âª
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⪠We can't even slow down âª
- ⪠Hit the brakes âª
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⪠Hit the brakes, slow down âª
- ⪠We don't have to go out âª
242
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- ⪠Cheers to this,
welcome to my house âª
243
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⪠Play that music too loud âª
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⪠Show me what you do now âª
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⪠We don't have to go out âª
- ⪠Come on âª
246
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- ⪠And everybody say
what, what, come on âª
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- ⪠Welcome to my house âª
- You heard me!
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⪠We ain't gotta go out
'cause what âª
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- ⪠Welcome to my house âª
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⪠It's my house, my house âª
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Yeah.
⪠Welcome to my house âª
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It's my house.
[laughs]
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AVN.
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[cheers and applause]
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{\i1} [instrumental music]{\i0}
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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- Fucking Mitch.
{\i1} - Colin, Colin, buddy--{\i0}
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- There's no fucking way
I'm picking them all up.
259
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Fu-fu-fu-fuck you.
{\i1} - You already agreed.{\i0}
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- Take a shit, and take a
picture of it and send it to me.
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That's what I'm
looking at right now.
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{\i1} - Just think, sexy women,{\i0}
{\i1} Las Vegas...{\i0}
263
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- You're the last manager
I'm ever working with.
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{\i1} - Just get on the road.{\i0}
{\i1} I'm sure it'll be fun.{\i0}
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[engine splutters]
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[tires squealing]
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{\i1} - This car is a wreck.{\i0}
268
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{\i1} What is this, Uber shitty?{\i0}
269
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- Hilarious.
I'm Colin Kane.
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I'm hosting the AVNs.
- Holy shit.
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- Yeah, yeah.
272
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- Damn, you're pretty sexy.
273
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- You alright there?
- Yeah, sorry.
274
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- Yeah.
- So you know we're
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contractually obligated to shoot
an anal scene together, right?
276
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:57,139
- Um...
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{\i1} - I'm Aspen.{\i0}
{\i1} - I'm Colin.{\i0}
278
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- Oh, I know who you are.
Riley texted me on the way here.
279
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,419
And you guys are doing
a scene together.
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- We're not doing
a scene right now.
281
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,899
- Oh, yes, we are.
282
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,230
{\i1} - Trophy Girls?{\i0}
283
00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:13,440
You girls just fuck
rich old dudes or something?
284
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:14,470
- Can we stop
and get some tacos?
285
00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,090
- No, no, no.
- Ugh, come on.
286
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,090
I'm not your goddamn driver,
shit tits.
287
00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:20,830
- He's our driver
and our cohost.
288
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- And my new scene partner.
289
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- One of those is true, ladies.
Just one.
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- Yes.
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{\i1} - [groans]{\i0}
{\i1} Are we almost there?{\i0}
292
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{\i1} - Oh, my God, you guys.{\i0}
293
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Road trip selfie!
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[women exclaiming and squealing]
295
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- Get back here,
get in on this!
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- Everybody get in.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Everyone say "dildo!"
298
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all: Dildo!
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- Whoo!
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[laughter]
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- Who the fuck
is driving the car?
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{\i1} [all chanting]{\i0}
{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
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{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
304
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- Shit, hell yeah,
topless road trip!
305
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,789
- Topless road trip!
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Topless road trip!
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Topless road trip!
Topless road trip!
308
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,669
Topless road trip!
Topless road trip!
309
00:13:06,809 --> 00:13:08,559
- So is that it, then?
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Oh, shit, there's Vegas.
311
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- Oh, yes!
- Yes!
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- Yes!
- Fuck yeah!
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{\i1} [all chanting]{\i0}
{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
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{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
{\i1} AVN!{\i0}
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{\i1} AVN! AVN!{\i0}
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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- What the fuck, you guys?
We gotta go.
318
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- Nah, we're good.
319
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{\i1} - Ladies and gentlemen,{\i0}
{\i1} please welcome Colin Kane.{\i0}
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[cheers and applause]
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{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
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- 2017 AVN Awards.
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Make some noise,
ladies and gentlemen, come on!
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[cheers and applause]
325
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,100
Another round for Flo Rida
doing his thing.
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Come on, let him hear it.
Let him hear it.
327
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,009
I am so happy to be here,
honestly.
328
00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:06,279
It is such a great night.
You guys look amazing.
329
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,149
And I gotta say, right from
the start, you guys are dirty
330
00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:11,220
and you keep it real,
and I want you to clap for that
331
00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:12,629
right now
'cause you keep it real.
332
00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:13,629
[cheers and applause]
333
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,429
I mean that.
334
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,659
I'm a dirty guy.
That's why I do this show.
335
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,799
I was at the gym yesterday,
true story.
336
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:23,700
This girl started to put
her hair up, and I started
337
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,700
to take my dick out
out of habit.
338
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,110
[laughter applause]
339
00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:30,139
It's one of those.
That's just how it is.
340
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,840
You girls, I gotta say this.
341
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:35,049
When you grab a dick,
you porn stars, you grab it
342
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:40,250
like you mean it, like, it's
just like, give me one of these.
343
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,179
These young girls, they kind of
do that foreplay a little
344
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,049
where they grab it a little,
and they're like,
345
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:50,590
"Oh, hey.
Not yet, not yet, hold on.
346
00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:53,970
Not yet, not yet."
347
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,730
This is the best sound ever
when you're getting
348
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,039
a blow job, shh.
349
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,639
And if you laughed at that,
please DM me on Instagram
350
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,799
tonight; please do.
351
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,309
You guys are filthy.
352
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:11,450
I got a blow job one time,
and this girl had Invisalign.
353
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,879
I filled up the whole top shelf.
Whole top shelf.
354
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,860
[laughter]
355
00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:18,590
And she tried talking to me
after; she's like,
356
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,350
"I'm just gonna get
some water or something.
357
00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:22,019
I need a little something
just to clear it out."
358
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,389
I gotta say this too right now.
359
00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:29,100
You ladies take it in the ass,
and it's unbelievable.
360
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,100
When I try--
361
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,480
Yes, yes, when I try
to put it in a girl's ass,
362
00:15:34,509 --> 00:15:36,009
I feel like she's, like,
helping her friend
363
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,840
parallel park the whole time.
364
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:42,350
"Come on, eh, come--
Eh, eh..."
365
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,549
I tried to put it
in this girl's ass one time,
366
00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,320
this is a true story, and she
looks at me, and she goes,
367
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,929
"My ass is an exit only."
368
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,330
"Oh, wow, we have
a lot in common.
369
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,929
So is my fucking apartment,
holy shit."
370
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,529
You guys are filthy.
Look at you.
371
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,440
I love it.
The dirtiest joke of the night.
372
00:16:08,409 --> 00:16:10,480
And I gotta say this too.
373
00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:13,210
I had girl one time
stick a finger in my ass
374
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,840
when she was blowing me.
375
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:17,080
Now...
376
00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:21,919
Some of you--some of you
might think I'm gay or whatever
377
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:23,450
or I'm a--you know,
but I gotta tell you,
378
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,490
this fucking gay guy
fucking loved it.
379
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,120
Holy shit.
380
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,690
I think, like, doves
flew out of my dick hole.
381
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,000
It felt amazing.
382
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,240
And there's a moment--
listen, there's a moment
383
00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,009
when she put it in, I came,
and, fellas, I can't describe
384
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:44,740
what it felt like,
but I looked like that thing
385
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,350
in front of
the fucking car wash.
386
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,480
You know what I'm talking about?
387
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:53,830
Have you ever stuck your finger
so far in someone's ass,
388
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,799
you have no idea what body part
you're touching anymore?
389
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,269
[cheers and applause]
390
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,639
You guys, yes, you're like,
"Is this her vertebrae?
391
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:05,049
What the fuck is this?"
392
00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,680
And then you realize
you're playing with, like,
393
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:09,579
an undeveloped piece of shit
for 20 seconds.
394
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:12,690
[laughter]
395
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,430
You pull it out;
it looked like you just
396
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,670
fucking finished Tough Mudder.
397
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:16,779
You know what I'm talking about?
398
00:17:16,809 --> 00:17:17,890
[laughter]
399
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,700
Oh, shut up, AVN,
you dirty fucks.
400
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,460
You love this shit.
401
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,400
We got Best Anal tonight.
402
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,700
Who's nominated for that?
403
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,410
Up front, beautiful Asian girl
right up front,
404
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,970
like your whole life in school,
hell yeah, I like that.
405
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:36,829
What's your name, beautiful?
What's your name?
406
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,180
- Vicki Chase.
- Vicki Chase,
407
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,369
you look beautiful.
408
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:44,430
Absolutely beautiful.
- Thank you.
409
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,640
- But a lot of Asian girls,
they're quiet in bed.
410
00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:48,900
I know you're not, but a lot
of Asian girls--
411
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,539
When I have sex
with an Asian girl,
412
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,640
sometimes I feel like
I'm fucking a Prius.
413
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,779
They're so fucking quiet.
414
00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:59,319
Have you ever made
an Asian girl come?
415
00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:01,880
Sometimes she sounds like
a fucking baby baboon, like,
416
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:07,089
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."
417
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,890
She's not Asian?
She's Chinese?
418
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:12,359
Indian?
both: Latina.
419
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,730
- I don't give a shit
about you, shut up.
420
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,690
You know what I'm talking about?
421
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,130
I'm kidding. What is she?
What are you, beautiful?
422
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,299
- I'm Latina!
423
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:20,309
- You're Latina?
424
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:22,210
Oh, you--oh!
425
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,740
You got that hair from your
pussy to your belly button?
426
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:29,049
You know what I'm talking about?
427
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:32,220
{\i1} Hola, Papi. Hola, Papi.{\i0}
428
00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:37,359
I had my first threesome with
a Hispanic girl; I really did.
429
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:39,059
I did.
It was kind of like a threesome.
430
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:40,460
Her little kid was in the room.
431
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,089
But listen--
432
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:45,700
Fuck you, AVN.
I just started. Fuck you.
433
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,299
We're having fun tonight.
You're beautiful, by the way.
434
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:50,730
You're absolutely beautiful.
I wish you the best.
435
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:52,599
Seriously, I wish you the best.
436
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,940
I'm sexy.
Thank you so much, beautiful.
437
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,650
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
438
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,309
Thank you so much.
439
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,319
I gotta say this right here, and
then I'm gonna get things going.
440
00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:07,049
I gotta say this.
441
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,549
You guys, you get a lot of shit
sometimes for what you do.
442
00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:13,220
And I gotta say this, honestly,
you guys do exactly
443
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:14,660
what you wanna do
with your life,
444
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,420
and that's fucking respect,
and I wanna say that
445
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,089
before I get it going.
[cheers and applause]
446
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,859
100%.
447
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:23,369
And I mean that. You really do.
448
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,730
So I wanna get things going.
449
00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:26,700
You guys ready for the best
awards yet, or what?
450
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,740
I want some more energy.
Are you guys ready
451
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,420
for the best awards?
Come on!
452
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:32,839
[cheers and applause]
453
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,150
That's what I'm talking about.
454
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,410
We got a great night tonight.
455
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,750
We really do, so let's
get this started.
456
00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:40,309
Behind every great man,
they say there's a great woman,
457
00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:43,519
but tonight we got two
fucking amazing women behind me.
458
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,170
Put your hands together,
everybody, and please welcome
459
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,240
Riley Reid and Aspen Rae.
460
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,509
Come on, let them hear it!
461
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,750
Let them hear it!
462
00:19:52,779 --> 00:19:55,750
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
463
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,779
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
464
00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:04,390
- Hello, beautiful people.
- Hey, everyone.
465
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,730
It truly is an honor to be
cohosting this year's awards.
466
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:13,259
We're happy to say that
for the fourth year in a row,
467
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,230
our aerial coverage
is being provided
468
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:18,069
by the Fleshlight blimp cam.
Wave, everybody!
469
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,410
Hi!
470
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,980
- So when I was asked to be
a part of this year's show,
471
00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:27,450
I had one big condition.
- Ooh, can I guess it?
472
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,009
- Sure.
- All right, mm,
473
00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:33,119
a huge bubble bath?
- No.
474
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,750
- Let's see,
a five-hour massage?
475
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:38,420
- No.
- Fine, getting DP'd
476
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:39,930
by midgets
while watching cartoons
477
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,829
and eating out of
a chocolate fountain.
478
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:46,160
- You know me so well.
- Yeah, I follow your Twitter.
479
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,930
- Oh, sweet.
480
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,970
Now here's two people
definitely worth following.
481
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,920
Presenting Best Actor,
482
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,759
please give a loud round
of applause for...
483
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,119
- Kat Dior and Ariana Marie.
484
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:10,440
- When writing the recipe
for how you make a Best Actor,
485
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,869
you need the following.
486
00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:15,980
Start with a great cock.
Then sprinkle in some charisma.
487
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,140
- Drop in a big helping
of talent,
488
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,049
and whisk in some passion.
489
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,880
Lastly, add a ton of patience
to put up with
490
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,849
all of us crazy actresses.
491
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,559
- Then put him on the screen,
and serve him up.
492
00:21:28,589 --> 00:21:32,190
Here are the nominees
for Best Actor.
493
00:21:44,509 --> 00:21:46,440
- Can you play with these
nipples a little bit?
494
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,869
- But it's much, much bigger
than yours.
495
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,299
Miss Hudson, right?
496
00:21:55,339 --> 00:21:56,809
What amazing little bangers.
497
00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:58,140
Mama!
498
00:21:58,170 --> 00:21:59,769
- Preacher's pretty
pissed off, huh?
499
00:21:59,809 --> 00:22:00,880
What do you think about that?
500
00:22:05,509 --> 00:22:07,710
- I'm the one doing
the motherfucking talking here,
501
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,519
you see?
502
00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:11,349
You hear me?
503
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,519
There we go.
504
00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:15,180
- It's not other women, baby.
505
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,039
Another woman with us.
506
00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,329
- Let's do it.
507
00:22:24,349 --> 00:22:27,829
Let's get away for the weekend
and focus on us.
508
00:22:27,849 --> 00:22:29,349
Will you go?
509
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,309
- Oh, hello, room service.
510
00:22:31,339 --> 00:22:35,779
Please send up a gallon
of your best poison lipstick.
511
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:46,619
- Shiny and pristine,
until you make that first stab.
512
00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:49,690
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
513
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,049
Woke up at 5:00 in the morning.
514
00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:53,859
From 5:00 to 9:00,
I read the Constitution
515
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,220
of the United States of America.
516
00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:00,640
- I didn't want to say
what she said,
517
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:03,970
but what she said was,
"Senator, you're a pussy."
518
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:08,539
- And the winner
for Best Actor is...
519
00:23:08,579 --> 00:23:10,579
both: Xander Corvus!
520
00:23:10,609 --> 00:23:13,440
- "The Preacher's Daughter,"
Wicked Pictures.
521
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:21,319
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
522
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,130
- Whoo!
523
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:30,759
- Congratulations.
524
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:33,970
- Oh, wow. Thanks.
525
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,230
Thank you. Oh, wow.
526
00:23:38,369 --> 00:23:41,000
Wow, all right.
527
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:47,279
Thank you, everybody.
Uh, wow.
528
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:50,650
Once again, I wanna thank
everybody from Wicked
529
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,049
that put this movie together.
530
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:54,420
Brad, thanks
for casting me, man.
531
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,609
Thanks for writing
an amazing movie as well.
532
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,170
- Yeah!
533
00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:00,779
- All my friends who support me
and everything.
534
00:24:00,809 --> 00:24:05,059
Thank you, guys.
OC Modeling, hell yeah.
535
00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:07,319
My beautiful girlfriend,
Lily Lane.
536
00:24:07,369 --> 00:24:09,950
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you, AVN!
537
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,400
- All right, guys.
538
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,359
Thank you so much.
Y'all are so awesome.
539
00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,170
I'll see you next time.
540
00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:34,089
Bye.
541
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,009
- And cut.
542
00:24:36,049 --> 00:24:37,769
That was perfect, Bailey.
543
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:40,680
It was super authentic.
- Carrots?
544
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,720
- Get the fuck out of here
with the fucking carrots.
545
00:24:42,769 --> 00:24:44,170
Let's start from the top.
546
00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,869
My name is Linda Wilson.
I'm a cam show director.
547
00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:52,039
I've been in the industry
about 17 months strong now.
548
00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:54,329
I'm what they call a veteran.
549
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,200
If you want something done
right, go to Linda Wilson.
550
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:02,849
- I'm ready.
551
00:25:02,890 --> 00:25:04,819
- Let's roll.
552
00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:06,039
- Cookies?
- Patrick!
553
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,400
{\i1} A lot of people say,{\i0}
{\i1} "How is this a thing?"{\i0}
554
00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:10,799
{\i1} Or, "Cam shows{\i0}
{\i1} don't need directors,"{\i0}
555
00:25:10,829 --> 00:25:14,730
or "Linda, pay me back
the money you owe me."
556
00:25:14,769 --> 00:25:16,990
You go ahead and you ask Bailey.
557
00:25:17,019 --> 00:25:18,170
She'll tell you.
558
00:25:21,259 --> 00:25:22,740
{\i1} - I mean, you could take{\i0}
{\i1} the lampshade off.{\i0}
559
00:25:22,779 --> 00:25:24,450
{\i1} You get better punctuation{\i0}
{\i1} with the light.{\i0}
560
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,609
You need good light penetration,
you know what I mean?
561
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:29,099
I mean, you can get one girl
that she's got maybe one,
562
00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,880
maybe two lamps, pfft.
563
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,089
That looks really good.
564
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,809
Lighting, it's all about
the lighting.
565
00:25:35,839 --> 00:25:37,990
Oh, that's it, yeah.
566
00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:39,849
{\i1} I see some of these shows,{\i0}
{\i1} and I'm like, "Hey,{\i0}
567
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,750
the only thing getting
blown out is your face."
568
00:25:42,779 --> 00:25:44,529
'Cause the lighting's so bad.
569
00:25:45,619 --> 00:25:46,900
That's it.
570
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:48,579
- I don't know much
about lighting, but I know
571
00:25:48,619 --> 00:25:51,650
I made 10,000 bucks last week
showing my tits.
572
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:54,910
- Food is the most important
thing you can have on set.
573
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,519
And despite what my...
574
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:01,049
bitch of a sister Linda thinks,
people like having food on set.
575
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:03,960
- Patrick, shut the fuck up!
576
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,630
- Yeah, sometimes
I get yelled at,
577
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,390
but I wanna make sure
the hummus and the veggies
578
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:09,970
are ready to be eaten.
579
00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:12,190
Veggie medley?
580
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:14,109
Nice tits.
581
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,720
- I don't know what any of these
people are doing in my bedroom.
582
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:18,890
- Patrick, are you
still fucking here?
583
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:20,329
- I am crucial
to this production!
584
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,640
{\i1} - AVN salutes the heroes{\i0}
{\i1} of the adult film world.{\i0}
585
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:29,059
[cheers and applause]
586
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,259
- Girls, it's been great
working with you both,
587
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,130
but I have a few questions.
588
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,690
- Okay, what's up?
589
00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:35,829
- [sighs]
590
00:26:35,869 --> 00:26:37,940
Do we really get paid
in AVN gift cards?
591
00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:39,569
- Wait, we're getting paid?
592
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:42,470
- Yeah, I thought this was
community service.
593
00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:45,210
- Okay, I guess
my other question is,
594
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,410
are we really sharing
a room tonight?
595
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,619
- Wait, what?
- Yes, that's true.
596
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,410
Uh, and I call the middle!
597
00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:54,650
- Great, I'll bring
my gift cards.
598
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:55,789
- Perfect.
599
00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:58,190
For the category
of Best Supporting Actress
600
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:01,759
and Best Oral Sex Scene,
the presenters are...
601
00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:05,289
- 2016{\i1} Penthouse {\i0}
Pet of the Year, Kenna James,
602
00:27:05,329 --> 00:27:08,930
along with Gia Paige
and comedian Doug Benson!
603
00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:10,539
- Love you, Doug!
604
00:27:10,569 --> 00:27:13,539
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
605
00:27:13,569 --> 00:27:20,579
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
606
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,910
- Hey, everybody.
607
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:28,349
[cheers and applause]
608
00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:32,660
As everyone knows,
I'm a huge fan of movies.
609
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,390
[laughter]
610
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,089
- It's great to have you here.
611
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:38,730
I didn't know you loved
our movies too.
612
00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,990
- Well, with your movies,
a few minutes here,
613
00:27:41,029 --> 00:27:43,099
a few minutes there,
and I'm good.
614
00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,859
That's all I need.
- Just like our
615
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,599
supporting actresses, they may
not be in the whole movie,
616
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,539
but they'll definitely
give you the few minutes
617
00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:51,500
that everyone needs.
618
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,309
- Here are
the very sexy ladies
619
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:56,710
nominated for
Best Supporting Actress.
620
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,720
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
621
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:06,740
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
622
00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:07,940
[thud]
623
00:28:11,849 --> 00:28:14,000
- Why does everything come back
to gay issues with you?
624
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,670
- I'd like to thank everyone
for joining us tonight
625
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,130
at the Republican Candidates'
Wife Swap.
626
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,440
I mean Debate.
Oh, hell.
627
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,079
Did that go out live?
628
00:28:27,109 --> 00:28:28,890
- You seemed so eager
downstairs.
629
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:35,869
- [moans]
Oh, yes, yes!
630
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,130
Please don't--please don't
let him find me.
631
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,279
It all started off innocent,
I swear.
632
00:28:40,309 --> 00:28:42,309
I swear, but...
633
00:28:42,339 --> 00:28:44,970
- This boy your father's talking
about, I don't think...
634
00:28:45,009 --> 00:28:46,710
- There is no boy.
635
00:28:50,819 --> 00:28:53,720
- Marissa is a good girl
and thoughtful,
636
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:57,490
and I just know
she'll do the right thing.
637
00:28:57,519 --> 00:29:00,049
- Now that you're 21,
it's important
638
00:29:00,089 --> 00:29:01,690
that you start
drinking alcohol.
639
00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:11,529
- I'm horny, and I really
liked your band
640
00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:13,890
and stuff.
641
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:16,829
- I know you feel responsible
for her, but you've done enough.
642
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:25,039
You want to fuck my daughter.
643
00:29:25,069 --> 00:29:27,900
I guess that just
leaves you and me.
644
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,069
[cheers and applause]
645
00:29:30,109 --> 00:29:32,910
- Here we go.
Do it.
646
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,710
both: And the winner is...
647
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,730
Joanna Angel!
648
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,289
[cheers and applause]
649
00:29:40,329 --> 00:29:43,299
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
650
00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:50,349
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
651
00:29:51,809 --> 00:29:53,779
[cheers and applause]
652
00:29:53,809 --> 00:29:59,549
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
653
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:02,019
- Congratulations, baby.
- Congratulations, Joanna.
654
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:05,660
- Thank you!
655
00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:07,990
I acted in a porno!
656
00:30:08,029 --> 00:30:09,000
[cheers and applause]
657
00:30:09,029 --> 00:30:11,230
Yes!
658
00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:13,640
Thank you, thank you,
AVN, so much.
659
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,230
This means so much to me.
660
00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:17,539
Thank you to everyone
in "Cindy Queen of Hell."
661
00:30:17,569 --> 00:30:19,369
I could not have
done this without you.
662
00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:20,640
[cheers and applause]
663
00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:22,190
Thank you--thank you,
Xander Corvus,
664
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:23,500
for directing this with me.
665
00:30:23,529 --> 00:30:25,799
Thank you, Mike Quasar!
666
00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:29,569
Stand up if he's ever paid
your rent in this room.
667
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:31,400
Thank you.
668
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,619
I--and thank you
to the love of my life,
669
00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:37,750
Small Hands.
I love you.
670
00:30:37,789 --> 00:30:40,740
{\i1} [dark electronic music]{\i0}
671
00:30:40,779 --> 00:30:46,880
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
672
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,559
- There are
so, so, so many women
673
00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:53,289
deserving
of this next award.
674
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:56,819
I have no clue
how they narrowed it down.
675
00:30:56,859 --> 00:31:00,730
- Actually, giving a perfect
blow job is very scientific.
676
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:04,559
- Yeah, if you want,
we can tell you all about it.
677
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:07,529
- No, when it comes to oral,
I prefer to lie back
678
00:31:07,569 --> 00:31:11,000
and stare at the ceiling
and just let it happen.
679
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:13,910
- We get that.
- Just get it over with.
680
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,640
- Let's take a look
at the nominees for Best Oral.
681
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,980
- Best Oral!
682
00:31:19,019 --> 00:31:22,009
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
683
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:29,049
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
684
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,410
- Ah.
685
00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,210
- Give it to me.
686
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:08,700
- [moaning]
Oh, yeah!
687
00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:18,579
[cheers and applause]
688
00:32:18,609 --> 00:32:21,779
both: And the winner is...
689
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,079
Adriana Chechik!
690
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:27,089
{\i1} [upbeat funky music]{\i0}
691
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:32,329
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
692
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:33,970
[cheers and applause]
693
00:32:34,009 --> 00:32:36,579
- Congratulations, beautiful!
694
00:32:36,609 --> 00:32:38,609
- Ah!
- Congratulations.
695
00:32:38,650 --> 00:32:41,220
- Oh, my God, guys.
696
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,650
[cheers and applause]
697
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,609
I love sucking dick
more than I love eating pussy,
698
00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:49,750
so this is so fucking awesome.
699
00:32:49,789 --> 00:32:53,289
Um, I have to say thank you
to Jonni Darkko for giving me
700
00:32:53,329 --> 00:32:55,700
so many cocks to suck.
701
00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:58,859
My agent, Derek,
and everyone over at LA Direct
702
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,369
for hooking it up
703
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,569
and making it so good.
704
00:33:03,599 --> 00:33:07,799
And for having a sore throat
after all those scenes,
705
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,559
you know, I wear it with pride.
706
00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:13,210
So thank you. I'm so happy.
Yeah!
707
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,549
[cheers and applause]
708
00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:21,589
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
709
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,500
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
710
00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:29,730
- You just won
Best Oral Sex Scene.
711
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,359
How do you feel right now?
- I'm so excited.
712
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,269
You know, I actually did
two blow job scenes
713
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:37,400
before I came to AVN, so it
makes the sore throat worth it.
714
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,410
- Feeling pretty shaky.
I'm pretty happy.
715
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:40,619
That was a hell of a movie,
716
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,569
and I'm really glad
to be a part of it,
717
00:33:42,589 --> 00:33:44,119
and thanks
for believing in me.
718
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:47,009
{\i1} - Joanna Angel just won{\i0}
{\i1} Best Supporting Actress.{\i0}
719
00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:48,250
{\i1} How are you feeling{\i0}
{\i1} right now?{\i0}
720
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:49,680
- I feel so amazing.
721
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,950
It's so early on
in the night.
722
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:52,279
I wasn't expecting
to win anything,
723
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:53,490
and now I've won
something early.
724
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:55,769
- Girl, you have
12 nominations.
725
00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:58,779
{\i1} One down, 11 to go.{\i0}
{\i1} Let's see how it goes.{\i0}
726
00:33:58,809 --> 00:34:00,990
- I'm very, very, very happy
about this.
727
00:34:01,029 --> 00:34:02,279
Very excited.
728
00:34:02,329 --> 00:34:03,859
- Oh, congratulations,
I'm sure we're gonna
729
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,920
see you again really soon.
730
00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:09,650
- You know, it's so fitting
that you and I are presenting
731
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:12,289
the Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
732
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,420
- I know.
Wait, why's that?
733
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:17,829
- Well, because I feel like
we can be up for this scene
734
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,659
next year.
735
00:34:19,699 --> 00:34:23,000
- Is that because we fucked
in the car on the way up here?
736
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:25,059
- Yeah, and because
I filmed it.
737
00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:28,019
- Uh, what?
- And the presenters
738
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:30,650
for the award for
Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene,
739
00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:33,010
we have brought the A team:
740
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:36,980
Angela White, Alexa Grace,
and Alec Knight.
741
00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:39,980
{\i1} [upbeat electronic music]{\i0}
742
00:34:40,019 --> 00:34:47,030
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
743
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:51,599
- I love a crazy hot
boy/girl scene.
744
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:54,030
It's like an orgy
with two people.
745
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:58,260
- Yeah, that's kind of true,
just minus the orgy part.
746
00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,829
- No, it's still an orgy.
747
00:34:59,869 --> 00:35:02,639
Just, I'm counting
all the people in my head.
748
00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,469
- Well, if we're counting
voices in our heads,
749
00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:07,610
then I've been in hundreds
of two-person orgies.
750
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:11,070
- Well, before it gets
too crowded up here,
751
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:15,110
these are the nominees
for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
752
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:17,849
[cheers and applause]
753
00:35:17,889 --> 00:35:20,860
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
754
00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:26,889
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
755
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:50,780
- [moans]
756
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,750
[cheers and applause]
757
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:10,159
- And the winner for Best
Boy/Girl Sex Scene is...
758
00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:13,289
Kendra Sunderland and Mick Blue!
- Sunderland and Mick Blue!
759
00:36:13,329 --> 00:36:16,400
[cheers and applause]
760
00:36:16,429 --> 00:36:19,380
{\i1} [upbeat electronic music]{\i0}
761
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:26,389
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
762
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,820
[cheers and applause]
763
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:33,429
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
764
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,989
- This is--no, this is for you.
765
00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,329
- Thank you.
- It's for you because
766
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:39,739
you were absolutely amazing
in that scene,
767
00:36:39,769 --> 00:36:42,909
and I was just the lucky man
to do her first.
768
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:47,510
- Thank you, that is so sweet.
- It's all yours.
769
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:52,409
- Oh, my gosh, thank you, AVN,
for this award
770
00:36:52,449 --> 00:36:53,980
and thinking
that I deserve it.
771
00:36:54,019 --> 00:36:56,889
Oh, my God,
I'm just so happy.
772
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,250
I'm so happy to be
a part of this industry.
773
00:36:59,289 --> 00:37:01,119
I love it.
I love all you guys.
774
00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:04,429
Thank you, Greg Lansky,
for believing in me
775
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,829
and allowing me
to express myself and just--
776
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:10,730
I love it, and I love
all of you, thank you.
777
00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:14,940
- Thank you also, AVN
and Chaturbate and MyFreeCams.
778
00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:16,500
You guys are amazing.
779
00:37:16,539 --> 00:37:19,510
[cheers and applause]
780
00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:25,949
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
781
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:29,079
- I was a stripper in Ohio,
then I stripped in D.C.,
782
00:37:29,139 --> 00:37:31,920
and then I came to California.
783
00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:34,099
Ohio is terrible.
784
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,659
It's just cloudy,
and everyone seems depressed.
785
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:39,039
You just have to get out
of Ohio.
786
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:41,750
{\i1} I was always interested{\i0}
{\i1} in doing films.{\i0}
787
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,059
I always made, like,
solo videos
788
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:45,750
for the people that came
into the strip club.
789
00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:47,469
{\i1} And then I wanted{\i0}
{\i1} to try just one{\i0}
790
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,769
{\i1} so I could make, like,{\i0}
{\i1} a professional one.{\i0}
791
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,460
Hi.
So I did my first scene.
792
00:37:52,489 --> 00:37:55,090
I loved it.
I flew back to Ohio,
793
00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:59,170
{\i1} packed my bags, left again{\i0}
{\i1} that day, and flew back to LA.{\i0}
794
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:01,269
Maybe I like to show off
or something.
795
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,400
I don't know.
796
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,940
- I told you to bring your ID.
- Mm-hmm.
797
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:07,269
This is my first scene
and my first blow job.
798
00:38:07,309 --> 00:38:09,579
I refused to suck dick
growing up
799
00:38:09,610 --> 00:38:10,880
because my mom told me
800
00:38:10,909 --> 00:38:12,739
I would have indents
in my cheeks
801
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,210
and everyone would know
that I sucked dick,
802
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,829
so I never, you know,
803
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,010
gave blow jobs.
804
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:20,010
I look so different.
805
00:38:20,039 --> 00:38:21,320
- Love your eyes.
806
00:38:21,349 --> 00:38:22,550
- [laughs]
807
00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,849
Right here, he tells me
to get on my knees,
808
00:38:24,889 --> 00:38:28,360
and I've never given a
blow job before, so I obviously
809
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:31,559
face the wrong way, and I think,
at this point, I cut,
810
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:34,300
and I was like,
"Whoa, I don't suck dick."
811
00:38:34,329 --> 00:38:36,710
And they're like,
"Oh, today you do."
812
00:38:36,769 --> 00:38:38,769
I was terrible at oral sex,
813
00:38:38,789 --> 00:38:41,909
so I really needed
to practice giving blow jobs,
814
00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:44,489
and there's a lot of people
that will definitely
815
00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:47,159
practice with you, so...
816
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,829
{\i1}That's actually my most popular{\i0}
{\i1} scene still.{\i0}
817
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,949
{\i1} It got viewed 2 million times{\i0}
{\i1} in two weeks.{\i0}
818
00:38:52,989 --> 00:38:54,119
{\i1} And people still view it.{\i0}
819
00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:56,780
- You just have
to make them happy, right?
820
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,070
{\i1} - There's a lot of short clips{\i0}
{\i1} that people put up,{\i0}
821
00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:01,409
and I go through the comments,
and I see what they say.
822
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:03,239
It's hard to satisfy
every single person
823
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,469
that watches your scenes
824
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,900
{\i1} 'cause everyone{\i0}
{\i1} wants something different.{\i0}
825
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,170
I know when I get my call sheet
when it says
826
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,829
{\i1} "bring bright-colored{\i0}
{\i1} crop tops and shorts"{\i0}
827
00:39:12,869 --> 00:39:14,570
{\i1} that I'm gonna do{\i0}
{\i1} an incest scene.{\i0}
828
00:39:14,590 --> 00:39:17,980
{\i1} A lot of step, you know,{\i0}
{\i1} in general fake incest.{\i0}
829
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:20,030
{\i1} I love it.{\i0}
{\i1} I love to play that role.{\i0}
830
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:21,400
It's my favorite.
831
00:39:21,449 --> 00:39:26,219
I've fucked my stepdad, stepmom,
stepbrother, stepsister.
832
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:30,829
Usually they try to seduce me,
"But you're my stepmom.
833
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:33,480
I don't wanna
take a bath with you."
834
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:36,309
Oh.
{\i1} My stepsister Trillium{\i0}
835
00:39:36,349 --> 00:39:38,630
{\i1} has a dildo, you know,{\i0}
{\i1}behind her back, so she's gonna{\i0}
836
00:39:38,659 --> 00:39:41,400
{\i1} give it to me, teach me how{\i0}
{\i1} to masturbate, have an orgasm.{\i0}
837
00:39:41,429 --> 00:39:43,030
Why would I need a vibrator?
838
00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,519
It's a good sister.
839
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,599
- What are you
doing home so early?
840
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:48,360
- There was a bomb threat.
841
00:39:48,389 --> 00:39:49,909
{\i1} These people are brilliant.{\i0}
842
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:52,690
There's a lot of random
scenarios that they do.
843
00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:55,699
Like, this one, my boyfriend
can't make it to work,
844
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:59,019
so I'm trying to help him out
by cleaning the pool
845
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:01,429
{\i1} for the guy that he works for,{\i0}
{\i1} and I accidentally put in{\i0}
846
00:40:01,489 --> 00:40:02,769
{\i1} the wrong stuff 'cause he...{\i0}
- Hey!
847
00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:05,550
- Wants all-natural
cleaning products.
848
00:40:05,579 --> 00:40:06,860
- And you just put
that shit in my pool.
849
00:40:06,889 --> 00:40:08,340
- Who thought of,
she's gonna put in
850
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:11,199
{\i1} the wrong cleaning stuff{\i0}
{\i1} and then I get disciplined?{\i0}
851
00:40:11,230 --> 00:40:15,469
The pizza guy and the mailman
guy stuff is getting boring,
852
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,599
so we gotta get to
the pool cleaning business.
853
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:20,539
- What are you doing?
854
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,039
- I think it's time
for you to have sex
855
00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:24,070
with an actual person too.
856
00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:26,340
I'm really proud of how far
I've come
857
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,730
and how much I've come.
858
00:40:29,769 --> 00:40:33,539
Oh, my God, it's so big.
859
00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:36,909
{\i1} - Please welcome the chief{\i0}
{\i1} executive officer of AVN,{\i0}
860
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,610
{\i1} Tony Rios.{\i0}
861
00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:41,269
[cheers and applause]
862
00:40:41,309 --> 00:40:43,139
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
863
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:47,949
- Each year, one of the most
anticipated award presentations
864
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:51,480
is the one for Best New Starlet.
865
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:55,489
So in keeping with
a long-standing AVN tradition,
866
00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:59,579
here now to present the award
and pass the crown
867
00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:02,360
is last year's winner,
Abella Danger.
868
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,369
[cheers and applause]
869
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,769
{\i1} [industrial music]{\i0}
870
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,730
- I'm so sad.
871
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:13,809
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
872
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,690
From the moment I started
performing, my ultimate goal
873
00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:20,650
was to be awarded the title
of AVN Best New Starlet.
874
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:25,320
I did my absolute very best,
and AVN made my dream come true.
875
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:29,650
Although I'm extremely sad
about passing down the title,
876
00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:32,519
I hope tonight's winner
cherishes and enjoys it
877
00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:34,230
as much as I have.
878
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,659
So here are
this year's nominees.
879
00:41:36,699 --> 00:41:39,670
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
880
00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:46,719
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
881
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:39,690
[cheers and applause]
882
00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:41,949
- [sighs]
I'm--I'm really sad
883
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,809
about doing this, guys.
884
00:42:44,849 --> 00:42:47,820
And the winner is Holly Hendrix.
885
00:42:47,849 --> 00:42:50,500
[cheers and applause]
886
00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:53,510
{\i1} [dance music]{\i0}
887
00:42:53,539 --> 00:42:58,889
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
888
00:42:58,929 --> 00:43:02,800
You got it!
You got it.
889
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,570
- No way.
Good job.
890
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,280
No way, oh, fuck.
891
00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:12,590
Really?
This is way heavier
892
00:43:12,630 --> 00:43:15,730
than I thought.
Holy shit.
893
00:43:15,769 --> 00:43:19,670
Oh, my gosh, wow.
894
00:43:19,699 --> 00:43:22,300
First of all,
I want to thank AVN
895
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,340
for making this happen for me.
896
00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:26,239
Holy shit.
897
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,909
[cheers and applause]
898
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,880
I love my job
more than anything.
899
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,909
I mean, fuck,
I fuck for a living.
900
00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:35,179
What could get better than that?
901
00:43:35,219 --> 00:43:37,289
[cheers and applause]
902
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,420
I wanna thank John
with East Coast Talents
903
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:42,030
for always being there with me.
904
00:43:42,059 --> 00:43:43,940
I wanna thank all
of my East Coast Girls,
905
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:47,500
Tiffany Watson, Amara Romani,
Gina Valentina.
906
00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:53,250
Fuck, all my girls, fuck, yes!
We did it!
907
00:43:53,289 --> 00:43:56,409
Thank you so much.
Oh, my gosh, I wanna thank
908
00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:01,210
Jonni Darkko, Mason,
all my favorite directors.
909
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,909
[laughs]
910
00:44:02,949 --> 00:44:05,420
Thank you, oh, my gosh.
911
00:44:05,449 --> 00:44:07,650
Fuck.
912
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:12,480
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
913
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:15,250
[applause]
914
00:44:15,289 --> 00:44:19,429
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
915
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:23,250
- Holly Hendrix, AVN 2017
Best New Starlet.
916
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,460
- No, no, no, no, fuck.
- Girl, this is real.
917
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:27,130
- Wait, wait, wait,
my boobs are falling out.
918
00:44:27,170 --> 00:44:28,449
- Tuck them in.
919
00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:31,719
How do you feel right now?
920
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,889
- I feel like this is a dream.
921
00:44:32,929 --> 00:44:35,400
I don't even feel like
this is real.
922
00:44:35,429 --> 00:44:37,860
Fuck, me, really?
923
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,219
{\i1} Me?{\i0}
924
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,380
{\i1} - Congratulations, you got{\i0}
{\i1} a whole lot of pictures{\i0}
925
00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:43,400
to take now.
- Oh, wow.
926
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,269
Oh, thank you.
927
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,230
Thank you, AVN.
Thank you, everybody!
928
00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:49,989
Fuck, this is
a huge honor for me.
929
00:44:50,030 --> 00:44:51,079
Oh, my God.
930
00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:52,389
{\i1} - I can't be that upset,{\i0}
931
00:44:52,429 --> 00:44:54,079
{\i1} because I've had way more{\i0}
{\i1} opportunities{\i0}
932
00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:55,940
{\i1} than most people, you know?{\i0}
933
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:58,880
I need to go see Holly
and tell her congratulations
934
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,070
'cause she really did--
she worked so hard this year.
935
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:05,219
I mean, I saw her showcase,
and it was--it was awesome.
936
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,519
She--I think she shoved
golf balls up her ass
937
00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:11,750
and, like, pushed them out,
and that's amazing.
938
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,030
[laughter]
939
00:45:14,070 --> 00:45:15,869
I couldn't do that.
940
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:17,250
That--you know,
she deserves it.
941
00:45:17,289 --> 00:45:21,559
If you can do shit like that,
then you deserve it.
942
00:45:21,590 --> 00:45:24,480
{\i1} - So I was looking up{\i0}
{\i1} #guyswithsplittongue,{\i0}
943
00:45:24,510 --> 00:45:26,010
{\i1} and #splittongue{\i0}
{\i1} and this and that,{\i0}
944
00:45:26,050 --> 00:45:28,400
and so then he has one.
945
00:45:28,429 --> 00:45:30,250
So I was like, "Like, like."
946
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,079
I had no shame.
I was just, like, writing him.
947
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:33,250
{\i1} - I sent you my photos.{\i0}
948
00:45:33,289 --> 00:45:35,119
{\i1} - So then he wrote me,{\i0}
{\i1} and then I think{\i0}
949
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,780
{\i1} I moved in, like,{\i0}
{\i1} two weeks later.{\i0}
950
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:38,789
- When we got together,
we were not monogamous at all.
951
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,539
- We've never been, ever.
- I had, like, a black guy
952
00:45:40,579 --> 00:45:42,380
come over, like, three days
after she moved in,
953
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,630
and he was, like, fucking her,
tied her to a door.
954
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,210
Like, it was just game on.
955
00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:48,800
Let's get the panties
all the way off.
956
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,929
{\i1} - We got started by just{\i0}
{\i1} posting our life on Tumblr,{\i0}
957
00:45:51,969 --> 00:45:53,300
{\i1} the hotwifing thing.{\i0}
958
00:45:53,340 --> 00:45:56,090
{\i1} - Hotwifing is basically{\i0}
{\i1} being a slutty wife.{\i0}
959
00:45:56,130 --> 00:45:58,730
So you're married,
but you fuck everybody.
960
00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:02,010
She's, like, fucking people,
and I'm watching, you know,
961
00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:03,719
and then joining in,
and so on and so forth.
962
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,650
{\i1}- We just got followers and got{\i0}
{\i1} followers and got followers.{\i0}
963
00:46:05,670 --> 00:46:06,750
{\i1} - Guys would write me{\i0}
{\i1} and be like,{\i0}
964
00:46:06,789 --> 00:46:08,659
{\i1} "You literally{\i0}
{\i1} saved our marriage."{\i0}
965
00:46:08,670 --> 00:46:10,989
We were so open
about our relationship
966
00:46:11,010 --> 00:46:12,929
that someone
thought that, you know,
967
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,860
they weren't weird.
968
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,159
Turn around, let's see that ass.
969
00:46:16,199 --> 00:46:17,670
{\i1} - Once we got, like,{\i0}
{\i1} really popular, like,{\i0}
970
00:46:17,699 --> 00:46:18,730
{\i1} and we started actually, like,{\i0}
971
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,170
{\i1} paying attention{\i0}
{\i1} to, like, fans,{\i0}
972
00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:21,769
we were like,
"Hey, guys, we're gonna
973
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,800
start doing porn now!"
So then we kind of just
974
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,469
transferred all of
the original fans
975
00:46:26,510 --> 00:46:29,750
{\i1} straight to Twitter{\i0}
{\i1} and adult life.{\i0}
976
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,380
{\i1} - It was easy to cross over.{\i0}
977
00:46:31,409 --> 00:46:33,780
- When I got into porn, like,
I was way more--
978
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,500
[rustling]
979
00:46:35,530 --> 00:46:36,809
[grunting]
980
00:46:36,849 --> 00:46:38,980
- That's Biggie.
Anyways.
981
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,880
When she first got in,
everything we were doing
982
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,929
was immediately like,
"You shouldn't be doing that."
983
00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:46,070
- You can't be married.
You can't have tattoos.
984
00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:47,280
You can't wear black.
985
00:46:47,329 --> 00:46:48,730
- All these little weird things,
and we're like,
986
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,860
"Well, that's kind of, like,
not what we're about."
987
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:52,880
{\i1} That's not our dynamic{\i0}
{\i1} to begin with.{\i0}
988
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,300
- A lot of porn couples, like,
they really don't want
989
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,969
their partner to have sex with
anybody unless it's for work.
990
00:46:58,989 --> 00:47:00,820
- Yeah.
- And then at home, like,
991
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,309
aside from porn,
they're monogamous.
992
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,650
'Cause we don't see
the difference.
993
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:06,110
We're like, "What?"
- Yeah, I'm like, "What?
994
00:47:06,139 --> 00:47:07,940
Okay."
- We're just not built that way,
995
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,960
so we just don't have the mental
capacity to understand
996
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,719
because we don't understand
monogamy at all.
997
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,050
- Yeah, yeah.
- So...
998
00:47:14,090 --> 00:47:16,139
- So it's us, basically.
It's not you guys.
999
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,550
You guys are awesome.
- We just don't--
1000
00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:19,690
- Keep doing you.
We just are fucked up.
1001
00:47:19,730 --> 00:47:22,800
[applause]
1002
00:47:22,829 --> 00:47:25,059
- At this point in the show,
I'd like to take a moment
1003
00:47:25,099 --> 00:47:29,440
right now and acknowledge
the 2017 Trophy Girls.
1004
00:47:29,469 --> 00:47:30,969
[cheers and applause]
1005
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,539
Let's hear it for Gina Valentina
and Uma Jolie.
1006
00:47:36,579 --> 00:47:38,050
Come on, let them hear it,
everybody.
1007
00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:39,349
Look at them.
1008
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,550
[cheers and applause]
1009
00:47:42,579 --> 00:47:45,409
So, girls, I have
a couple questions.
1010
00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:46,980
What is something
that you've learned
1011
00:47:47,019 --> 00:47:48,289
from being a Trophy Girl?
1012
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,920
- Hmm, we learned the statues
are really heavy.
1013
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,349
- And that no one knows where
to get one when they win one.
1014
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:57,610
- But most importantly,
that you can be a part
1015
00:47:57,650 --> 00:48:01,449
of the whole show without
knowing the host's name.
1016
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,579
- Please leave.
That--that just--just leave.
1017
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:07,449
- We know your name, Corey.
- Wait, wait.
1018
00:48:07,489 --> 00:48:09,190
I thought it was Kyle.
1019
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,590
- Uh, thank you, ladies.
Thank you so much.
1020
00:48:11,630 --> 00:48:14,300
Let's hear it for the girls'
names I don't remember.
1021
00:48:14,329 --> 00:48:15,860
Let's hear it.
Come on, let them hear it.
1022
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,429
[cheers and applause]
1023
00:48:17,469 --> 00:48:20,440
And put your hands together
for our next presenters,
1024
00:48:20,469 --> 00:48:22,969
Karlee Grey, Isiah Maxwell,
1025
00:48:23,010 --> 00:48:25,539
and Wicked Pictures girl
Jessica Drake,
1026
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,070
ladies and gentlemen!
1027
00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:30,409
[cheers and applause]
1028
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:33,420
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
1029
00:48:33,449 --> 00:48:40,440
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1030
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:45,059
- This next award
involves relaxation, lube,
1031
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:47,820
and a lot of trust.
- [laughs]
1032
00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:51,099
That's funny, that's the same
thing I offer in my Tinder bio.
1033
00:48:51,130 --> 00:48:52,329
[laughter]
1034
00:48:52,369 --> 00:48:55,269
- Those are great things.
How are you single?
1035
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,969
- Who said I was single?
1036
00:48:57,010 --> 00:48:58,940
- [laughs]
I get it.
1037
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:00,869
Now let's take a look
at the nominees
1038
00:49:00,909 --> 00:49:03,909
for Best Anal Sex scene.
- Speak louder!
1039
00:49:03,949 --> 00:49:06,929
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1040
00:49:06,949 --> 00:49:13,960
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1041
00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:19,960
- Because you're actually
a slut and you love sex.
1042
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
- [moans]
1043
00:49:32,510 --> 00:49:34,840
- Can't believe you're fucking
my ass right now.
1044
00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:42,280
- [moaning]
Oh, fuck!
1045
00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:50,909
- [moaning]
1046
00:49:56,849 --> 00:49:59,320
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
1047
00:49:59,349 --> 00:50:00,880
[cheers and applause]
1048
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,760
- And the winner is...
1049
00:50:04,789 --> 00:50:07,119
both: Megan Rain
and Manuel Ferrara.
1050
00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:08,159
[cheers and applause]
1051
00:50:08,190 --> 00:50:10,659
- "Anal Models," Tushy,
Jules Jordan.
1052
00:50:10,699 --> 00:50:13,670
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
1053
00:50:13,699 --> 00:50:18,639
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1054
00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:21,710
[cheers and applause]
1055
00:50:21,739 --> 00:50:28,750
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1056
00:50:38,590 --> 00:50:39,860
- [squeals]
1057
00:50:39,889 --> 00:50:42,719
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1058
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,530
Can I take this off?
1059
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:48,130
[cheers and applause]
1060
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,039
Okay, so I'm sorry,
I lost my voice
1061
00:50:51,070 --> 00:50:55,670
over the weekend, but,
um, thank you!
1062
00:50:55,710 --> 00:50:59,679
Thank you, and thank you,
honestly, seriously.
1063
00:50:59,710 --> 00:51:01,739
- All right, I--
- You lost your voice too.
1064
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,760
- I lost my voice too, so it's
gonna be a little difficult,
1065
00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:05,099
but thank you.
1066
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,530
You're the one--
like, I mean, you--you--
1067
00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:09,050
It was your butt.
It was not mine.
1068
00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,659
So clearly you--
1069
00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:12,690
It's all you.
It's all yours.
1070
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,829
- Thank you.
[laughs]
1071
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,360
- Thank you, thank you.
1072
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,570
[cheers and applause]
1073
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:27,139
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1074
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:29,869
- Today we live in a world
where it seems like
1075
00:51:29,909 --> 00:51:32,239
everything we do
is caught on camera.
1076
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,079
- Which means there's a ton
of competition for getting
1077
00:51:35,110 --> 00:51:38,909
people, government,
and, most importantly,
1078
00:51:38,949 --> 00:51:40,679
the fans to look at you.
1079
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,719
- Something everyone
in this room is great at.
1080
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,400
Here are the nominees of the
Fan Award for Favorite Cam Girl.
1081
00:51:48,429 --> 00:51:51,400
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1082
00:51:51,429 --> 00:51:58,440
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1083
00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:22,630
[cheers and applause]
1084
00:52:22,659 --> 00:52:26,800
- And the winner is...
1085
00:52:26,829 --> 00:52:29,400
both: Kati3kat!
1086
00:52:29,429 --> 00:52:33,070
[cheers and applause]
1087
00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:36,079
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1088
00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:43,079
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1089
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:44,989
- I got it.
1090
00:52:45,019 --> 00:52:47,050
So, Katie, yo, I love you,
1091
00:52:47,090 --> 00:52:49,019
and I'll let you finish
right now.
1092
00:52:49,050 --> 00:52:54,190
However, Aspen is hosting AVN,
and she is kind of, you know,
1093
00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:55,960
the best cam girl ever.
1094
00:52:58,929 --> 00:53:00,929
[cheers and applause]
1095
00:53:00,949 --> 00:53:02,780
- Eff you, KKC.
Peace out.
1096
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:05,789
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1097
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:10,019
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1098
00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:11,809
[cheers and applause]
1099
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,679
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1100
00:53:15,710 --> 00:53:16,880
- Yeah, she's not
gonna pass this.
1101
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,969
We got this.
1102
00:53:18,019 --> 00:53:20,170
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1103
00:53:20,199 --> 00:53:22,150
- I'm the mystery
secret weapon.
1104
00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:24,110
- She's been my--
yeah, the secret weapon
1105
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,159
all along.
- Are you kidding me?
1106
00:53:27,190 --> 00:53:28,940
Riley fucking Reid?
1107
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:30,400
Ugh.
1108
00:53:30,429 --> 00:53:37,420
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1109
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,639
[doorknob rattling]
1110
00:53:42,659 --> 00:53:45,159
Aspen, you called
Riley fucking Reid?
1111
00:53:46,579 --> 00:53:49,110
Aspen!
1112
00:53:49,150 --> 00:53:50,369
Hey, Riley.
1113
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,849
[tapping on door]
1114
00:53:51,869 --> 00:53:53,519
It's fun on my cam too.
1115
00:53:53,539 --> 00:53:55,690
Why don't you come on over?
1116
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,940
Riley?
Riley!
1117
00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:00,519
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1118
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:03,059
- Panties coming off.
1119
00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:05,139
[both giggling]
1120
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:07,230
- Bye-bye, panties.
- Want me to sniff them?
1121
00:54:07,269 --> 00:54:09,039
{\i1} Mm, they're so good.{\i0}
1122
00:54:09,070 --> 00:54:10,900
{\i1} You'd be jealous.{\i0}
1123
00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:13,139
[both giggling]
1124
00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:20,159
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1125
00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:23,460
- They are pretty fucking good.
1126
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,750
- Oh, my God,
thank you guys so much.
1127
00:54:26,789 --> 00:54:29,320
[giggling]
1128
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:32,340
- Riley, you won so many
great awards over the year.
1129
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,940
Is there any category
out there that you
1130
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:36,150
really hope to win?
1131
00:54:36,179 --> 00:54:40,780
- Besides Best Blow Job, I would
love to win Best Actress.
1132
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,489
- Ooh, I've been taking classes
in Shakespeare.
1133
00:54:43,519 --> 00:54:45,190
- Wow, can we hear some?
1134
00:54:45,219 --> 00:54:46,550
- Sure.
1135
00:54:48,889 --> 00:54:51,760
Are you talking to me?
1136
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,889
Are you--are you talking--
are you--are you talking to me?
1137
00:54:54,929 --> 00:54:56,329
I don't see anyone else in here.
1138
00:54:56,369 --> 00:54:57,800
Are you talking to me?
1139
00:54:57,829 --> 00:55:01,369
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1140
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,699
And scene.
[cheers and applause]
1141
00:55:03,739 --> 00:55:05,869
- Girl, I thought you said
you were taking a class
1142
00:55:05,909 --> 00:55:08,039
in Shakespeare.
- Oh, it is.
1143
00:55:08,079 --> 00:55:10,679
It's in Shakespeare,
New Mexico.
1144
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:12,639
We study
classic movie scenes.
1145
00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:16,480
- Oh, okay,
well, then perfect.
1146
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:18,920
And now we give you
three gorgeous women
1147
00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,119
I'd act with any day:
1148
00:55:21,159 --> 00:55:23,289
Piper Perri, Morgan Lee,
1149
00:55:23,329 --> 00:55:26,900
and Chaturbate cam girl
ChronicLove.
1150
00:55:26,929 --> 00:55:29,829
[cheers and applause]
1151
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,840
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
1152
00:55:32,869 --> 00:55:39,010
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1153
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:42,469
- It's wonderful to be
recognized for just great tits
1154
00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:43,980
and a great ass.
1155
00:55:44,010 --> 00:55:46,610
- It's also pretty awesome
to be recognized
1156
00:55:46,650 --> 00:55:50,449
because of your great tits
and great ass.
1157
00:55:50,489 --> 00:55:53,119
- Here are the women that can
say both of those things
1158
00:55:53,159 --> 00:55:57,760
apply to them, and they are
the nominees for Best Actress.
1159
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:00,769
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1160
00:56:00,809 --> 00:56:07,800
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1161
00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:16,269
- They're playing our song,
Joker poker, huh?
1162
00:56:23,349 --> 00:56:26,920
- This is going to be
so much fun.
1163
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,230
[laughing]
1164
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,530
Boo!
1165
00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:33,880
- The renowned and only
blind surgeon.
1166
00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:41,619
- It's just those people you
and Shawna watch on TV.
1167
00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:43,650
They're different too.
1168
00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:45,389
I mean, they're not different
like I'm different,
1169
00:56:45,409 --> 00:56:46,989
but they're still different.
1170
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:49,710
- If you can't admit to yourself
that you feel the same as me,
1171
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,170
then you're fucking crazy.
1172
00:56:56,820 --> 00:57:00,139
- Just answer your phone.
Please, just answer your phone.
1173
00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,639
[crying]
1174
00:57:01,670 --> 00:57:04,670
I'll do anything.
1175
00:57:04,710 --> 00:57:06,440
- You think you'll be able
to tough it with me
1176
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:07,909
for the next few days?
1177
00:57:14,019 --> 00:57:15,920
- Ahh!
1178
00:57:15,949 --> 00:57:18,820
- Nothing will come between us
ever again.
1179
00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:22,559
- I do not only call you
when I'm horny. Stop it.
1180
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,599
- That looks really formal.
1181
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:31,030
What kind of party is it?
1182
00:57:31,070 --> 00:57:32,840
- It's a fancy party.
1183
00:57:32,869 --> 00:57:35,039
[cheers and applause]
1184
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:42,010
- And the winner is...
1185
00:57:42,050 --> 00:57:45,250
both: Kleio Valentien!
1186
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,019
[cheers and applause]
1187
00:57:49,050 --> 00:57:52,019
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
1188
00:57:52,059 --> 00:57:59,019
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1189
00:57:59,050 --> 00:58:02,820
[cheers and applause]
1190
00:58:02,849 --> 00:58:05,119
- Congratulations!
- Whoo!
1191
00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:07,219
- Yay!
- Aww.
1192
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:12,230
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1193
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:15,230
- I don't know what to say.
1194
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:18,329
Thank you, Axel, so much
for--for letting me
1195
00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:20,500
reprise my role as Harley Quinn.
1196
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:23,110
Thank you, Wicked Pictures.
1197
00:58:23,139 --> 00:58:25,809
Thank you, everyone who was
in "Suicide Squad."
1198
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,909
Thank you so much.
You were all amazing.
1199
00:58:29,949 --> 00:58:31,179
Thank you, AVN.
1200
00:58:31,210 --> 00:58:34,210
[cheers and applause]
1201
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:44,079
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1202
00:58:46,579 --> 00:58:48,780
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1203
00:58:48,809 --> 00:58:51,980
{\i1} - You just won Best Actress{\i0}
{\i1} for Harley Quinn!{\i0}
1204
00:58:52,019 --> 00:58:54,699
- I did.
- You did!
1205
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:56,219
- I feel like I wanna puke
1206
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,280
and then drink
a whole lot of whiskey.
1207
00:58:58,309 --> 00:58:59,880
{\i1} - So happy for you.{\i0}
1208
00:58:59,909 --> 00:59:01,480
{\i1} - Thank you.{\i0}
1209
00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:02,929
{\i1} - Thank you, Greg Lansky!{\i0}
1210
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,429
- Greg Lansky,
they put us together.
1211
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,989
- Fuck!
- We forgot to thank him.
1212
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:08,380
We're such assholes.
- We never thanked Greg! Shit!
1213
00:59:08,429 --> 00:59:10,909
{\i1} - We always--{\i0}
{\i1} - Congratulations, you guys.{\i0}
1214
00:59:10,949 --> 00:59:12,579
- I didn't think
this was gonna happen.
1215
00:59:12,639 --> 00:59:17,340
I'm just--I'm amazed
and grateful and mind-blown.
1216
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:19,510
- It just goes to show you
it's all about the fans.
1217
00:59:19,539 --> 00:59:21,590
We're all here
because you guys watch.
1218
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:22,800
You did this.
1219
00:59:22,829 --> 00:59:24,760
- Thank you.
Thank you and also screw you,
1220
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,630
'cause you know
how awkward I am.
1221
00:59:26,690 --> 00:59:29,420
{\i1} - But in the good way.{\i0}
{\i1} - Yes, in the good way.{\i0}
1222
00:59:32,619 --> 00:59:35,619
[smacking]
1223
00:59:37,210 --> 00:59:39,630
- Hi, my name
is Bradford McBride,
1224
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,360
and I'm an adult film
Foley artist,
1225
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:43,099
or "AFFA."
1226
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:45,760
[squelching]
1227
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,269
[smacking]
1228
00:59:47,309 --> 00:59:50,849
The first movie I ever worked on
was "The Gapes of Wrath."
1229
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,210
{\i1} Sometimes we have to re-create{\i0}
{\i1} the sound of the performers.{\i0}
1230
00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:55,719
For example, Riley Reid
lost her voice one time
1231
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,289
{\i1} at a Boyz II Men concert.{\i0}
1232
00:59:57,329 --> 00:59:58,829
She couldn't scream at all
the next day.
1233
00:59:58,869 --> 01:00:00,389
[buzzing]
[wheel squeaking]
1234
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:02,969
{\i1} In order to match her orgasm,{\i0}
{\i1} I has to heighten and speed up{\i0}
1235
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,570
the sound of a bird called
a Wisconsin whip-poor-will.
1236
01:00:05,619 --> 01:00:06,840
[bird chirping]
1237
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,860
And we were able to match
her orgasm perfectly.
1238
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,880
Listen.
1239
01:00:09,909 --> 01:00:13,699
{\i1} [woman moaning]{\i0}
1240
01:00:13,730 --> 01:00:15,230
Amazing, right?
1241
01:00:15,269 --> 01:00:16,440
- Hey. [chuckles]
1242
01:00:18,469 --> 01:00:20,570
Hey, it's Patrick again.
1243
01:00:20,610 --> 01:00:22,989
[rustling]
[buzzing]
1244
01:00:25,139 --> 01:00:27,570
Listen, if you're not gonna
eat any of the food,
1245
01:00:27,610 --> 01:00:29,190
get away from the table.
1246
01:00:30,829 --> 01:00:32,659
- I got what I need.
1247
01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:34,280
{\i1} - Still serving food{\i0}
{\i1} to the masses,{\i0}
1248
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,590
{\i1} at least, trying to.{\i0}
1249
01:00:35,619 --> 01:00:38,789
The other day,
I gave a girl some napkins
1250
01:00:38,820 --> 01:00:42,159
for her squirt scene,
but that was about it.
1251
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:43,369
I mean, why don't they
take advantage
1252
01:00:43,409 --> 01:00:44,829
of this delicious food?
[women moaning]
1253
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,579
Seriously, what is with
these people?
1254
01:00:46,630 --> 01:00:48,480
Do you know how hard it is
to find organic gummy bears?
1255
01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:49,849
- Excuse me, hi.
- Oh, hi.
1256
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,429
- I'm Neil, the director.
- Hi, Neil.
1257
01:00:51,469 --> 01:00:53,099
I didn't mean anything
I just said.
1258
01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:54,909
- This is a great-looking table.
1259
01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:56,960
Is--do you if we show it off?
1260
01:00:56,989 --> 01:00:58,369
- Thanks, man, listen,
I worked really--
1261
01:00:58,409 --> 01:00:59,789
Where's--where--my meats!
- That's great, perfect.
1262
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,340
- They're my meats. Don't--
What are you doing?
1263
01:01:01,380 --> 01:01:02,349
[women moaning]
1264
01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:04,159
- No, no, my table!
1265
01:01:04,199 --> 01:01:06,449
No, no, no!
1266
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,849
[women moaning]
1267
01:01:07,889 --> 01:01:09,989
- Jasmine, honey, you got
a gummy bear on your ass.
1268
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,079
- [screams]
1269
01:01:13,159 --> 01:01:16,679
{\i1} - AVN salutes the heroes{\i0}
{\i1} of the adult film world.{\i0}
1270
01:01:16,710 --> 01:01:19,010
{\i1} [applause]{\i0}
1271
01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:22,019
{\i1} [funky music]{\i0}
1272
01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:25,420
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1273
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,480
- We got married.
1274
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:30,570
He double creampied us
about two years ago.
1275
01:01:30,610 --> 01:01:35,300
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1276
01:01:35,329 --> 01:01:38,099
We, you know became officially
married at that time,
1277
01:01:38,150 --> 01:01:40,829
but we never had a ceremony.
- Yeah.
1278
01:01:40,869 --> 01:01:43,000
- So we just wanted to,
you know, show everyone
1279
01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:44,460
that we love each other.
1280
01:01:44,489 --> 01:01:46,090
- They're, like,
hot and cute together.
1281
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,289
{\i1} They're just as excited{\i0}
{\i1} to watch the other one{\i0}
1282
01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:50,539
get fucked as to
get fucked themselves,
1283
01:01:50,579 --> 01:01:51,980
which is really cool.
1284
01:01:52,030 --> 01:01:53,960
- Coming, and then we're crying,
and then we're coming
1285
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,130
and then laughing.
1286
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,639
It sounded like
a mental hospital.
1287
01:01:56,670 --> 01:01:59,690
{\i1} We met because we both{\i0}
{\i1} have slutty ass tattoos.{\i0}
1288
01:01:59,739 --> 01:02:00,690
- [chuckles]
1289
01:02:00,739 --> 01:02:02,690
- And then we fucked
for an orgy.
1290
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,969
{\i1} I guess we fell in love{\i0}
{\i1} really then.{\i0}
1291
01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:06,179
We both love creampies.
1292
01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:07,429
Like, that's our shit.
- Yeah.
1293
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,780
- Like, what better way
to consummate our marriage
1294
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,079
than to both get creampied
at the same time?
1295
01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:13,989
{\i1} That was like, you know,{\i0}
{\i1} going to the courthouse{\i0}
1296
01:02:14,019 --> 01:02:16,039
and signing all the documents.
- Yeah.
1297
01:02:16,090 --> 01:02:17,769
- Yeah, but then today
was, like, the ceremony,
1298
01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:20,019
you know, for friends
and family and everything.
1299
01:02:20,059 --> 01:02:22,340
It just made sense,
and we both love come.
1300
01:02:22,389 --> 01:02:25,360
{\i1} [electronic version of{\i0}
{\i1} Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"]{\i0}
1301
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:32,389
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1302
01:02:34,639 --> 01:02:37,710
{\i1} - We're gathered here{\i0}
{\i1} at AVN 2017{\i0}
1303
01:02:37,730 --> 01:02:40,360
to unite these two sluts
in marriage.
1304
01:02:40,409 --> 01:02:43,260
- You made me feel like
electricity is my fire.
1305
01:02:43,309 --> 01:02:46,880
You remind me of who the fuck
I am inside,
1306
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,980
and that's why you're my wife.
1307
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,769
- You're 100% you
100% of the time,
1308
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:54,849
and you don't give a fuck what
anyone fucking thinks about you.
1309
01:02:54,889 --> 01:02:57,730
Just never fucking change.
Please, never change.
1310
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,010
And I love you.
1311
01:03:00,059 --> 01:03:02,610
- I now pronounce you
wife and wife.
1312
01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:07,469
[cheers and applause]
1313
01:03:07,510 --> 01:03:08,730
[both giggling]
1314
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,260
[cheers and applause]
1315
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,679
- We just don't really
know how to, like, show love
1316
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:17,050
except for, like, sexually.
1317
01:03:17,070 --> 01:03:18,489
So then once we threw
our bouquets
1318
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,849
{\i1} and everyone cheered for us,{\i0}
1319
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,750
{\i1} then, you know,{\i0}
{\i1} we kind of just walked around{\i0}
1320
01:03:21,769 --> 01:03:24,909
{\i1} and flaunted{\i0}
{\i1} our newly married butts.{\i0}
1321
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:27,389
{\i1} [laughter]{\i0}
1322
01:03:27,409 --> 01:03:32,849
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1323
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,880
[cheers and applause]
1324
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,809
- Being that Las Vegas
is known as the sin city,
1325
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,610
we decided to get
the most sinful group
1326
01:03:41,639 --> 01:03:43,989
of talent we could find.
1327
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:48,800
We give you 2015{\i1} Penthouse {\i0}
Pet of the Year, Layla Sin,
1328
01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:52,699
along with Kissa Sins
and Johnny Sins.
1329
01:03:52,730 --> 01:03:55,699
[cheers and applause]
1330
01:03:55,739 --> 01:03:58,710
{\i1} [thumping dance music]{\i0}
1331
01:03:58,739 --> 01:04:00,869
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1332
01:04:00,929 --> 01:04:03,710
- Some of the best porn parodies
are being made right now,
1333
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,250
and I'm happy to announce
that I just finished
1334
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,250
making my own parody.
1335
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,050
- You made a parody
and didn't tell me?
1336
01:04:11,090 --> 01:04:14,860
- Yep, it's called
"Johnny Sins' Grinding Nemo."
1337
01:04:14,889 --> 01:04:17,260
- It's a cartoon
about a fish?
1338
01:04:17,289 --> 01:04:20,190
- In my movie,
it's about a whale.
1339
01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:23,230
both: Oh.
1340
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,800
- Let's take a look
at the nominees for Best Parody.
1341
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,820
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1342
01:04:29,849 --> 01:04:36,840
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1343
01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:45,050
- Thank you, kind sir,
and I'll tell you what.
1344
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:48,059
I'll even let you
put it in my butt.
1345
01:04:55,179 --> 01:04:56,130
- Hey, I'm Tom.
1346
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:59,289
- I'm Christie Elizabeth
Newsman.
1347
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,630
- You look more
like a Traci.
1348
01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:01,940
- You wanna fuck?
1349
01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:09,179
- It's like a mountain of shit.
1350
01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:11,440
But it's like, what is behind
all of it, right?
1351
01:05:17,170 --> 01:05:20,639
- He speaks to me through the
very sword that took his life.
1352
01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:22,000
The Soultaker.
1353
01:05:22,039 --> 01:05:25,539
- Okay, you're totally
creeping me out about right now.
1354
01:05:31,969 --> 01:05:34,639
- Liked it, friended it,
followed it.
1355
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:35,940
- It was great, April!
1356
01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:37,400
- Why don't you guys
just fuck already
1357
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,739
and get it over with?
1358
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,239
[applause]
1359
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:45,019
- And the winner is...
1360
01:05:45,050 --> 01:05:48,079
- "Suicide Squad"!
- "Suicide Squad XXX"!
1361
01:05:48,119 --> 01:05:51,550
[cheers and applause]
1362
01:05:51,590 --> 01:05:54,559
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1363
01:05:54,590 --> 01:06:00,909
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1364
01:06:00,949 --> 01:06:03,119
Congratulations!
1365
01:06:03,150 --> 01:06:06,300
- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
1366
01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:09,699
Good job, good job!
1367
01:06:09,739 --> 01:06:13,179
- My man!
There's my other man.
1368
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,110
- I love you, bro.
1369
01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:17,820
- Wow, this is
the seventh consecutive year
1370
01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:20,130
that I win Best Parody,
so it feels pretty awesome,
1371
01:06:20,159 --> 01:06:25,159
but it really is the culmination
of several months of hard work
1372
01:06:25,199 --> 01:06:28,000
and a lot
of very talented people.
1373
01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:32,579
My amazing cast,
my incredible crew,
1374
01:06:32,610 --> 01:06:35,679
and everybody
at Wicked Pictures.
1375
01:06:35,710 --> 01:06:39,179
And I wanna give a special
shout out to some people who
1376
01:06:39,219 --> 01:06:42,519
never get to have their name on
the trophy, and it's the agents.
1377
01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:47,949
So, you know, Mark Spiegler,
Derek Hay,
1378
01:06:47,989 --> 01:06:50,590
Sandra at OC Modeling,
1379
01:06:50,630 --> 01:06:53,730
Mark at ATMLA,
1380
01:06:53,769 --> 01:06:57,440
and a special,
very special thanks
1381
01:06:57,469 --> 01:07:00,610
to Jonathan and Andre
at Nexxxt Level
1382
01:07:00,639 --> 01:07:03,369
for really going above
and beyond for this movie.
1383
01:07:03,409 --> 01:07:06,679
Thank you so much, AVN.
Thank you, Wicked Pictures.
1384
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:09,610
- Yeah, "Suicide," baby!
1385
01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:15,449
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1386
01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:21,039
- Well, I've been signing
at the AVN Awards Show 2017.
1387
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:24,300
{\i1} If a fan comes to my booth,{\i0}
{\i1} it gives them an opportunity{\i0}
1388
01:07:24,309 --> 01:07:25,460
{\i1} to take photos.{\i0}
1389
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,329
{\i1} I love to sign autographs.{\i0}
1390
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,980
But most often, you know,
you'll get a hug from me.
1391
01:07:30,019 --> 01:07:31,269
{\i1} We're just here{\i0}
{\i1} to have a good time{\i0}
1392
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:33,519
{\i1} and celebrate the nominations.{\i0}
1393
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,070
It's so amazing to be recognized
for what I've done.
1394
01:07:36,110 --> 01:07:38,510
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1395
01:07:38,539 --> 01:07:40,340
{\i1} Today I decided{\i0}
1396
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,300
to take a break
from signing
1397
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:45,639
to do a spur-of-the-moment
photo shoot
1398
01:07:45,679 --> 01:07:47,250
{\i1} with my friend Igor.{\i0}
1399
01:07:47,269 --> 01:07:49,750
- All right, yeah, I want to put
you, like, right back there.
1400
01:07:49,769 --> 01:07:51,869
{\i1} I actually met her{\i0}
{\i1} at Santa Monica Pier,{\i0}
1401
01:07:51,909 --> 01:07:54,409
and we shot under the boardwalk.
1402
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,440
{\i1} - Got a little naughty{\i0}
{\i1} on the beach{\i0}
1403
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,380
{\i1} with a little nude shoot.{\i0}
1404
01:07:58,409 --> 01:08:00,340
{\i1} - She was naked under{\i0}
{\i1} the boardwalk for a while,{\i0}
1405
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:01,909
{\i1} and definitely{\i0}
{\i1} a lot of people saw,{\i0}
1406
01:08:01,949 --> 01:08:04,170
but people seemed
pretty psyched about it.
1407
01:08:04,199 --> 01:08:06,079
[chuckles]
Take your top off now, I think.
1408
01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:08,369
I'm here for "LA Weekly,"
1409
01:08:08,389 --> 01:08:10,710
"Mass Appeal" magazine,
"Vice"...
1410
01:08:10,730 --> 01:08:12,079
I saw that.
1411
01:08:12,110 --> 01:08:14,329
And then I'm working
on a book of nude Polaroids
1412
01:08:14,380 --> 01:08:16,449
for myself as well.
1413
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,039
Shooting in a nice penthouse
is fun,
1414
01:08:18,069 --> 01:08:20,390
but, like, I would rather
1415
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,739
{\i1} shoot in public{\i0}
{\i1} and run really quick.{\i0}
1416
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:24,050
Perfect.
1417
01:08:24,090 --> 01:08:25,939
Um, I think we're done here.
1418
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:27,689
Wanna do something weird?
- Let's do it.
1419
01:08:27,710 --> 01:08:29,060
[both laugh]
1420
01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:31,390
- Living in New York,
there's not a ton of locations,
1421
01:08:31,430 --> 01:08:33,949
and it sort of just became
necessity to find something,
1422
01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:35,449
get in, get out really quick.
1423
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,659
{\i1} Doing something on the streets{\i0}
{\i1} plays to my strengths.{\i0}
1424
01:08:37,699 --> 01:08:39,869
'Cause I've done this before,
but it wasn't good enough.
1425
01:08:39,890 --> 01:08:42,460
- I've only done one or two
shoots, like,
1426
01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:45,069
where I've really been
out in public.
1427
01:08:45,109 --> 01:08:46,529
{\i1} It's--it's entertaining.{\i0}
1428
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,010
{\i1} It's--it's really fun{\i0}
{\i1} to see people's faces,{\i0}
1429
01:08:50,029 --> 01:08:53,529
whether they're smiling
or just like, you know, shocked.
1430
01:08:53,579 --> 01:08:54,859
[laughs]
1431
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,319
I'm getting horny a little bit.
My nips are so hard.
1432
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:59,590
{\i1} When we're out in public{\i0}
{\i1} and someone walks by,{\i0}
1433
01:08:59,619 --> 01:09:01,750
you know, the blood rush,
it makes you, you know,
1434
01:09:01,779 --> 01:09:05,550
hotter and hornier and makes
for an even better scene.
1435
01:09:05,579 --> 01:09:07,250
- Yeah, that's pretty good,
right there.
1436
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,729
One, two.
[camera clicks]
1437
01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,270
Cool.
1438
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:12,300
There's a car.
- Ah!
1439
01:09:12,340 --> 01:09:14,970
I don't know what to expect
when shooting with Igor.
1440
01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:16,109
[laughing]
1441
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:17,689
{\i1} - Yeah, we got kicked out.{\i0}
1442
01:09:17,739 --> 01:09:19,470
{\i1} I'm, like, sweating right now{\i0}
{\i1} from, like, running away.{\i0}
1443
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,489
{\i1} That was good.{\i0}
1444
01:09:20,529 --> 01:09:22,310
Fortunately,
we still got a shot.
1445
01:09:22,329 --> 01:09:24,060
{\i1} To be honest, that was{\i0}
{\i1} just really fun.{\i0}
1446
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,770
{\i1} I don't even care{\i0}
{\i1} what the photos look like.{\i0}
1447
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:30,100
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1448
01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:31,420
- Here to present the award
1449
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,989
for Female Performer
of the Year,
1450
01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:35,489
we have Wicked Pictures star
Asa Akira
1451
01:09:35,529 --> 01:09:38,329
along with Eva Lovia
and Chad White.
1452
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:41,329
[cheers and applause]
1453
01:09:41,369 --> 01:09:44,340
{\i1} [rock music]{\i0}
1454
01:09:44,369 --> 01:09:48,439
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1455
01:09:48,470 --> 01:09:50,439
- It's so high.
1456
01:09:50,470 --> 01:09:52,770
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1457
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:55,239
[cheers and applause]
1458
01:09:55,279 --> 01:10:00,020
Chad, I can't help but notice
you're wearing something
1459
01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:02,319
a little extra tonight.
1460
01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:04,850
- Oh, you mean 'cause
I'm wearing clothes?
1461
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:07,119
- She's talking about
the camera, Chad.
1462
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:09,960
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm making a movie right now.
1463
01:10:09,989 --> 01:10:11,289
- What?
1464
01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:15,159
You're making a movie?
Like, right now?
1465
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:17,149
- Like, right--right now.
1466
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:18,609
- What's it called?
1467
01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:19,779
- Okay, check this out.
1468
01:10:19,819 --> 01:10:21,449
It's a horror/comedy/love story
1469
01:10:21,489 --> 01:10:24,489
called "50 Shades of White."
1470
01:10:24,529 --> 01:10:25,500
[laughter]
1471
01:10:25,529 --> 01:10:27,529
Right?
1472
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:31,260
- No, white doesn't even
have shades.
1473
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,130
That makes zero sense.
1474
01:10:33,170 --> 01:10:35,640
- What?
That totally makes sense.
1475
01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,100
No.
1476
01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:39,609
- Well, here's something
that makes sense to everybody.
1477
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,270
Our friends at ImLive
1478
01:10:41,310 --> 01:10:42,539
will be presenting the winner
1479
01:10:42,579 --> 01:10:44,800
a beautiful piece
of Tiffany jewelry
1480
01:10:44,829 --> 01:10:49,180
to one of the lucky nominees for
Female Performer of the Year.
1481
01:10:49,220 --> 01:10:52,210
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1482
01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:59,250
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1483
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,739
[applause]
1484
01:11:55,779 --> 01:12:01,000
both: And the winner is...
1485
01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:03,310
Adriana Chechik!
1486
01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:04,470
[cheers and applause]
1487
01:12:04,510 --> 01:12:06,439
- Whoo!
1488
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:09,430
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1489
01:12:09,460 --> 01:12:16,449
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1490
01:12:16,489 --> 01:12:19,590
[cheers and applause]
1491
01:12:19,619 --> 01:12:26,590
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1492
01:12:26,630 --> 01:12:30,229
Whoo!
1493
01:12:30,270 --> 01:12:31,619
Whoo!
1494
01:12:31,649 --> 01:12:34,170
Yes!
1495
01:12:34,210 --> 01:12:37,750
- Fuck, holy cow, guys.
1496
01:12:37,779 --> 01:12:40,779
[cheers and applause]
1497
01:12:44,449 --> 01:12:46,949
Oh, my God, first Donald Trump
1498
01:12:46,979 --> 01:12:49,909
and now Adriana Chechik,
Performer of the Year?
1499
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,079
[cheers and applause]
1500
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:56,260
Ah, I'm so happy.
Thank you guys so much, AVN,
1501
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:57,989
for recognizing my hard work.
1502
01:12:58,029 --> 01:12:59,729
[sniffles]
- I love you!
1503
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,159
[cheers and applause]
1504
01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:06,090
- Thank you to all the
performers who have been there
1505
01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:10,289
and who have kept me
going strong in this industry
1506
01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:12,390
and the fans
for keeping me going.
1507
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,729
The team over at LA Direct
for pushing me
1508
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,229
and supporting me so much.
1509
01:13:18,270 --> 01:13:21,520
Derek, I honestly love you
so much.
1510
01:13:21,550 --> 01:13:25,720
I wouldn't be here if you didn't
push me so hard.
1511
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,460
Oh, I'm so overwhelmed
right now.
1512
01:13:28,489 --> 01:13:30,020
[cheers and applause]
1513
01:13:30,060 --> 01:13:34,000
Just thank you guys so, so much.
This is amazing.
1514
01:13:34,029 --> 01:13:37,430
I'm gonna remember this forever,
so, fuck yeah,
1515
01:13:37,470 --> 01:13:40,439
I fucking finally did it,
damn it!
1516
01:13:40,470 --> 01:13:43,739
[cheers and applause]
1517
01:13:43,770 --> 01:13:46,869
Thanks to my boyfriend
because he's awesome too.
1518
01:13:46,909 --> 01:13:48,210
[laughs]
1519
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,949
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1520
01:13:49,979 --> 01:13:53,050
- Adriana, you got this!
Fuck yes!
1521
01:13:53,079 --> 01:13:59,449
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1522
01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:02,260
- Whoo!
1523
01:14:02,289 --> 01:14:03,560
- I'm gonna take you here first.
1524
01:14:03,590 --> 01:14:07,829
- Come here! Yeah!
[laughs]
1525
01:14:07,869 --> 01:14:11,069
- I'm so sorry.
I can't stop crying right now.
1526
01:14:11,090 --> 01:14:13,510
Oh, fuck!
- Girl, congratulations.
1527
01:14:13,539 --> 01:14:15,090
- Thank you.
- This is the big one.
1528
01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:18,090
- I'm so overwhelmed right now.
I'm, like, so overwhelmed
1529
01:14:18,130 --> 01:14:19,630
with happiness and everything.
1530
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:23,800
I'm just, like, so thankful
to AVN and all the performers
1531
01:14:23,829 --> 01:14:26,229
{\i1} that have pushed me to be{\i0}
{\i1} even harder{\i0}
1532
01:14:26,270 --> 01:14:28,239
{\i1} and the new girls that came in{\i0}
{\i1} and fucked{\i0}
1533
01:14:28,270 --> 01:14:30,619
to make me fuck harder.
1534
01:14:30,649 --> 01:14:32,800
And the fans
for keeping me around.
1535
01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:35,329
- We're so happy for you.
Congratulations.
1536
01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:37,189
- Thank you, thank you.
1537
01:14:37,210 --> 01:14:38,710
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1538
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:41,619
- Finally.
- I know. It's over.
1539
01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,270
The--the--
[exhales]
1540
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,970
It's over.
It's all right.
1541
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,170
There's always next year.
- Okay...
1542
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:49,199
- She deserves it.
She works, like, every day
1543
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,720
of her life.
She deserves it.
1544
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,180
- She went hard.
- Went hard.
1545
01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:54,380
- She's been waiting
for this.
1546
01:14:54,399 --> 01:14:56,479
- Go hard or go home, right?
- Right?
1547
01:14:56,510 --> 01:14:59,960
- I have one thing to say,
and this is it.
1548
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:03,310
Adriana Chechik had been skunked
for a couple years now,
1549
01:15:03,350 --> 01:15:06,939
and I'm so fucking stoked
that she won that award.
1550
01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:09,640
- I agree.
- 110%, Female Performer
1551
01:15:09,689 --> 01:15:11,640
of the Year, hands down,
hands down.
1552
01:15:11,699 --> 01:15:13,069
- I completely agree.
1553
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,979
I think she's been deserving it
for a long time.
1554
01:15:15,029 --> 01:15:17,430
Embarrassingly bawled
my eyes out
1555
01:15:17,449 --> 01:15:18,930
crying when I was nominated,
1556
01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,930
so that was enough for me.
1557
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,880
I didn't think I went
any harder than the other girls
1558
01:15:23,909 --> 01:15:25,579
or, you know...
- You know, this next year
1559
01:15:25,609 --> 01:15:28,159
is gonna be full of lots of sex,
and we're gonna see
1560
01:15:28,210 --> 01:15:30,289
what's gonna happen, so...
1561
01:15:30,329 --> 01:15:32,250
Nominees for next year.
1562
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:39,880
- [sighs]
1563
01:15:39,909 --> 01:15:42,289
{\i1} - We have an old saying{\i0}
{\i1} in our industry.{\i0}
1564
01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:44,430
{\i1} "You can't judge a book{\i0}
{\i1} by its cover,{\i0}
1565
01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:47,039
{\i1} but you can definitely judge{\i0}
{\i1} a porn by one."{\i0}
1566
01:15:47,079 --> 01:15:49,899
My name is Kelly Mannelle,
and I'm the industry leader
1567
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,890
in adult film front art,
or AFFA.
1568
01:15:55,770 --> 01:15:59,920
This isn't just a collection
of chicks, dicks, and tits.
1569
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,289
[crash]
[cat yowls]
1570
01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:03,430
Every image was carefully
crafted to convey
1571
01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:05,460
the essence of the film.
1572
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,319
{\i1} If you get a chance,{\i0}
{\i1} take a look{\i0}
1573
01:16:07,350 --> 01:16:09,420
{\i1} at "Stepmom Sluts 87"{\i0}
1574
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,569
versus "Stepmom Sluts 88."
1575
01:16:11,619 --> 01:16:14,020
{\i1} You'll be able to tell{\i0}
{\i1} which one I was assigned to{\i0}
1576
01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:16,789
{\i1} and which one was outsourced{\i0}
{\i1} to Canada.{\i0}
1577
01:16:16,829 --> 01:16:21,399
"Ooh, I know 'bout sexy, eh?"
[laughs]
1578
01:16:21,430 --> 01:16:24,130
That was my Canadian accent.
1579
01:16:24,149 --> 01:16:25,329
- What's in a name?
1580
01:16:25,369 --> 01:16:27,439
I'll tell you what's in a name.
1581
01:16:27,470 --> 01:16:29,300
Fucking everything.
1582
01:16:29,340 --> 01:16:30,590
Now there it is.
1583
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,390
"Linger All Over My Prick."
1584
01:16:32,430 --> 01:16:35,079
The first thing an adult film
needs is a title.
1585
01:16:35,109 --> 01:16:37,829
If you have a good title,
you don't need anything else.
1586
01:16:37,869 --> 01:16:40,270
Well, except talent and cameras.
1587
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,479
A great title should seem fun
and use words
1588
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,149
that don't normally go together
1589
01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:46,539
to jump-start a person's
erotic secret brain,
1590
01:16:46,590 --> 01:16:47,939
or ESB, as I call it.
1591
01:16:47,989 --> 01:16:49,520
This is my word wall.
1592
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,859
I just start combining words
and see what happens.
1593
01:16:52,899 --> 01:16:54,170
Let's try right now.
1594
01:16:54,199 --> 01:16:55,920
"My Wonderful Prick."
1595
01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:57,300
That is a fairly decent title,
1596
01:16:57,329 --> 01:16:59,130
but I'm pretty sure
I can do better.
1597
01:16:59,170 --> 01:17:00,539
"All Night Face Fucking."
1598
01:17:00,569 --> 01:17:03,489
It gets your mind thinking,
"Hmm, how much face fucking
1599
01:17:03,539 --> 01:17:04,909
could I do in a night?"
1600
01:17:04,939 --> 01:17:08,310
And if you just wanna get to
the point, "Stroke, Goddamn It!"
1601
01:17:08,350 --> 01:17:13,000
My ESB is ready to RSVP.
1602
01:17:13,050 --> 01:17:14,500
Yes.
1603
01:17:14,550 --> 01:17:16,949
- It's me, Patrick.
1604
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,300
Wait, you probably thought that
I was gonna get out the game
1605
01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:20,720
after my last gig, didn't you?
1606
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,210
[screaming]
1607
01:17:22,239 --> 01:17:23,960
That's right, bitches.
[laughs]
1608
01:17:23,989 --> 01:17:25,770
I started my own
production company.
1609
01:17:25,829 --> 01:17:27,529
It's called Flesh Buffet.
1610
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,640
All our movies involve
food and fucking.
1611
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,350
Sex and food, I don't give
a fuck what you call it.
1612
01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:34,229
You can call it "Ketchup
and Hot Doggy Style,"
1613
01:17:34,270 --> 01:17:35,739
"Cock Meat Sandwich 7."
1614
01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:37,949
Do your fucking job!
1615
01:17:38,010 --> 01:17:39,340
This is what I need you to do.
1616
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:40,380
- Mm-hmm.
1617
01:17:40,409 --> 01:17:42,279
- Take these
two pieces of bread...
1618
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:44,079
- Okay.
- And make a titty sandwich.
1619
01:17:44,109 --> 01:17:47,850
- You want me to make
a titty sandwich?
1620
01:17:47,890 --> 01:17:51,460
Um, is this right?
- Yes, yeah, that's right.
1621
01:17:51,470 --> 01:17:54,500
So good. Oh, my God.
- It's just bread.
1622
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,159
- I like to think I took
all the lessons I learned
1623
01:17:56,189 --> 01:17:58,520
{\i1} on my way to the top{\i0}
{\i1} to be the best boss I can be.{\i0}
1624
01:18:01,029 --> 01:18:03,260
{\i1} We're the fastest-growing{\i0}
{\i1} company in the Valley.{\i0}
1625
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:04,430
[smack]
1626
01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:05,800
- [scoffs]
1627
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:08,609
[smacking]
1628
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:09,960
[moans]
1629
01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:11,909
- No, no, no, everybody knows,
at Flesh Buffet,
1630
01:18:11,939 --> 01:18:14,710
we don't use green apples.
We only use red apples, okay?
1631
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,779
This is blasphemy.
Let's get these out of here.
1632
01:18:18,149 --> 01:18:19,119
- [crunching]
1633
01:18:19,149 --> 01:18:21,550
- Tighter, tighter, tighter.
1634
01:18:21,590 --> 01:18:23,720
- You don't think this is weird?
- Tighter.
1635
01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:24,779
- Um...
1636
01:18:24,819 --> 01:18:25,789
- Oh, that's such a good
sandwich.
1637
01:18:25,819 --> 01:18:26,770
Okay, you got the job.
1638
01:18:26,810 --> 01:18:27,859
- Oh.
- You got it.
1639
01:18:27,890 --> 01:18:28,920
You got the part.
You got the part.
1640
01:18:28,939 --> 01:18:30,060
Hey, be careful
with that fucking bread.
1641
01:18:30,090 --> 01:18:31,890
I got a couple more girls
coming in, yeah.
1642
01:18:31,930 --> 01:18:32,930
- Thank you.
1643
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,689
This has been
a really weird day.
1644
01:18:34,729 --> 01:18:36,560
- Yeah.
1645
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,569
[cell phone rings]
1646
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:38,649
Oh, let's see, hold on.
1647
01:18:38,689 --> 01:18:39,810
Hello?
{\i1} - Inside the Industry.{\i0}
1648
01:18:39,819 --> 01:18:41,199
- Oh, fuck!
1649
01:18:41,239 --> 01:18:44,689
{\i1} - AVN salutes the heroes{\i0}
{\i1} of the adult film world.{\i0}
1650
01:18:44,729 --> 01:18:47,699
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1651
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:51,539
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1652
01:18:51,569 --> 01:18:53,300
both: Jenna Sativa!
1653
01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:54,859
{\i1} - Oh, my God!{\i0}
1654
01:18:57,289 --> 01:18:58,970
- Thank you, thank you
so much, AVN,
1655
01:18:59,010 --> 01:19:00,180
for this recognition.
1656
01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:01,840
It means the world to me.
1657
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,279
Thank you so much!
1658
01:19:03,310 --> 01:19:05,840
- And the winner is Abella!
- Abella!
1659
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,449
- Thank you, Hard X.
You guys give me
1660
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:09,350
the best orgasms.
You don't understand.
1661
01:19:11,390 --> 01:19:13,369
- Thank you, AVN.
- Thank you, AVN, yes.
1662
01:19:13,399 --> 01:19:15,430
Thank you, Derek.
Thank you, everybody!
1663
01:19:17,510 --> 01:19:19,579
- Phoenix Marie
and Katrina Jade, thank you
1664
01:19:19,609 --> 01:19:22,939
for fucking filming with me
and accepting me for who I am.
1665
01:19:22,979 --> 01:19:23,979
I love you.
1666
01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:25,609
{\i1} both: Mick Blue!{\i0}
1667
01:19:25,649 --> 01:19:28,939
- Every single man in this
category deserves this prize
1668
01:19:28,970 --> 01:19:32,119
every year because we bring
the hard dick on the table.
1669
01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:33,489
{\i1} - "The Preacher's Daughter"!{\i0}
1670
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,750
- We're forgetting who fought
that battle at Prop 60.
1671
01:19:36,789 --> 01:19:38,460
Eric Paul, lawyer,
by all means,
1672
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,829
stand up and take a fucking bow.
1673
01:19:44,319 --> 01:19:45,890
both: The winner is...
1674
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,619
Greg Lansky!
1675
01:19:47,649 --> 01:19:49,220
- Whoo!
1676
01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:51,760
- Art is what you do
when you truly feel alive.
1677
01:19:51,789 --> 01:19:53,319
That's what you guys do.
1678
01:19:53,359 --> 01:19:54,960
You guys are artists.
1679
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Do not let them shame you.
1680
01:19:58,029 --> 01:20:00,399
They do not define what we do.
1681
01:20:00,430 --> 01:20:03,260
We define what we do!
1682
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:05,569
{\i1} - Here to present{\i0}
{\i1} the final award of the night{\i0}
1683
01:20:05,609 --> 01:20:09,949
{\i1}are Adriana Chechik, Venus Lux,{\i0}
{\i1} and Seth Gamble.{\i0}
1684
01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:13,100
[cheers and applause]
1685
01:20:13,130 --> 01:20:14,960
{\i1} [upbeat music]{\i0}
1686
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,270
- The great thing
about our final category
1687
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:19,899
of the evening
is that if you're nominated
1688
01:20:19,939 --> 01:20:21,439
for Movie of the Year,
1689
01:20:21,470 --> 01:20:24,970
you've already won
an AVN tonight.
1690
01:20:25,010 --> 01:20:27,579
- I can never tell
if the applause at this point
1691
01:20:27,609 --> 01:20:31,149
in the show is because
we're giving out a huge award
1692
01:20:31,180 --> 01:20:34,979
or because the after parties
will be starting soon.
1693
01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:37,619
- Either way, let's not keep
anyone waiting.
1694
01:20:37,649 --> 01:20:40,319
Here are the nominees
for Movie of the Year.
1695
01:20:40,359 --> 01:20:43,329
{\i1} [mysterious music]{\i0}
1696
01:20:43,340 --> 01:20:50,350
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1697
01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:58,439
- And the winner is...
1698
01:21:58,470 --> 01:22:00,739
- "Suicide Squad XXX."
"Suicide Squad XXX,"
1699
01:22:00,770 --> 01:22:03,140
an Axel Braun Parody.
- Yay!
1700
01:22:03,170 --> 01:22:06,140
[cheers and applause]
1701
01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,149
{\i1} [upbeat electronic music]{\i0}
1702
01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:16,149
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1703
01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:18,420
[cheers and applause]
1704
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:19,890
- Wow.
1705
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:25,210
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1706
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:30,220
Third year in a row that
a parody wins Movie of the Year.
1707
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,819
I remember four years ago,
somebody told me
1708
01:22:32,850 --> 01:22:36,590
parodies were dead.
I think they're alive and well.
1709
01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:39,319
Look, you don't get to be
up here without standing
1710
01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:41,989
on the shoulders
of a mountain of people,
1711
01:22:42,029 --> 01:22:45,869
and on top of that mountain
is a man who I really love
1712
01:22:45,899 --> 01:22:50,800
and respect who has graced me
with his friendship
1713
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,210
and his guidance.
1714
01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:53,670
Thank you, Steve Orenstein.
1715
01:22:53,710 --> 01:22:54,810
This is for you.
- Whoo!
1716
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,140
- And thank you, AVN.
1717
01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:59,149
[cheers and applause]
1718
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:06,189
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1719
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:12,529
- Ladies and gentlemen,
one more time, Flo Rida!
1720
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,130
[cheers and applause]
1721
01:23:14,159 --> 01:23:17,899
[upbeat hip-hop music]
1722
01:23:17,930 --> 01:23:19,859
- AVN, let's go.
1723
01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:22,670
⪠I gotta ask
where you been hiding âª
1724
01:23:22,699 --> 01:23:23,869
- ⪠Hey âª
1725
01:23:23,899 --> 01:23:26,399
- ⪠You're like
a 20-carat diamond âª
1726
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:27,739
- ⪠Yeah âª
1727
01:23:27,770 --> 01:23:30,300
- ⪠The finer things in life
are shining âª
1728
01:23:30,340 --> 01:23:31,739
- ⪠Come on âª
1729
01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,510
- ⪠How 'bout that late-night
wine and dining âª
1730
01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:35,779
- ⪠Let's go âª
1731
01:23:35,819 --> 01:23:39,739
- ⪠Yeah, you want
that expensive clutch âª
1732
01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:43,300
⪠And I'ma give
that five-star experience âª
1733
01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:44,770
both: ⪠Yeah âª
1734
01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:47,409
- ⪠Show you the kind of love âª
- ⪠Let's go âª
1735
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,939
- ⪠That you can only get
when you give enough âª
1736
01:23:49,979 --> 01:23:51,409
AVN Awards, come on!
1737
01:23:51,449 --> 01:23:55,090
⪠I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch âª
1738
01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:59,420
⪠A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock âª
1739
01:23:59,460 --> 01:24:03,500
⪠Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got âª
1740
01:24:03,529 --> 01:24:06,630
⪠When I become a zillionaire âª
1741
01:24:06,659 --> 01:24:10,359
⪠I'll spend it all on shoes
for you, take your own pick âª
1742
01:24:10,399 --> 01:24:14,739
⪠McQueen or Jimmy Choo,
and I'll get 'em real quick âª
1743
01:24:14,770 --> 01:24:18,810
⪠Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got âª
1744
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,439
⪠When I become a zillionaire âª
1745
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:23,329
⪠That was perfect âª
1746
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:27,250
⪠I'm gonna work it
to impress you âª
1747
01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:29,750
⪠Get you that dress
and then undress you âª
1748
01:24:29,789 --> 01:24:31,189
- ⪠Yeah âª
- ⪠Hey, hey âª
1749
01:24:31,220 --> 01:24:33,789
⪠And we'll do things
only the best do âª
1750
01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:35,149
- ⪠The best do âª
- ⪠Hey âª
1751
01:24:35,189 --> 01:24:37,319
⪠Do what you want
because I'll let you âª
1752
01:24:37,359 --> 01:24:39,029
- ⪠I'll let you âª
- ⪠Hey, hey âª
1753
01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:40,289
⪠Check it out âª
- ⪠Come on âª
1754
01:24:40,329 --> 01:24:42,829
- ⪠You want
that expensive clutch âª
1755
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:46,510
⪠And I'ma give
that five-star experience âª
1756
01:24:46,539 --> 01:24:48,010
- ⪠Come on âª
- ⪠Yeah âª
1757
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:50,770
⪠Show you the kind of love âª
- ⪠Hey, hey âª
1758
01:24:50,810 --> 01:24:53,539
- ⪠That you can only get
when you give enough âª
1759
01:24:53,579 --> 01:24:55,010
AVN!
1760
01:24:55,050 --> 01:24:58,350
⪠I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch âª
1761
01:24:58,380 --> 01:25:02,550
⪠A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock âª
1762
01:25:02,590 --> 01:25:06,989
⪠Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got âª
1763
01:25:07,020 --> 01:25:09,750
⪠When I become a zillionaire âª
1764
01:25:09,789 --> 01:25:13,689
⪠I'll spend it all on shoes
for you, take your own pick âª
1765
01:25:13,729 --> 01:25:16,829
⪠McQueen or Jimmy Choo,
and I'll get 'em real quick âª
1766
01:25:16,869 --> 01:25:18,140
- ⪠Let's go âª
1767
01:25:18,170 --> 01:25:22,239
- ⪠Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got âª
1768
01:25:22,270 --> 01:25:24,840
⪠When I become a zillionaire âª
1769
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,180
⪠Come on, hey! âª
1770
01:25:27,210 --> 01:25:28,880
⪠What, what âª
1771
01:25:28,909 --> 01:25:30,840
⪠Hey, come on âª
1772
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,279
⪠Yeah, yeah, oh âª
- ⪠Come on âª
1773
01:25:33,319 --> 01:25:34,890
- ⪠A little louder âª
1774
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:36,319
{\i1} ⪠âª{\i0}
1775
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:39,079
⪠Hey, hey, hey, hey âª
1776
01:25:39,119 --> 01:25:41,750
⪠Check it, come on âª
1777
01:25:41,789 --> 01:25:44,289
⪠Abracadabra,
I got the magic âª
1778
01:25:44,329 --> 01:25:46,829
⪠I hope you can handle
living this lavish âª
1779
01:25:46,859 --> 01:25:49,829
⪠Let's blow a zillion,
zillion, baby âª
1780
01:25:49,869 --> 01:25:51,899
⪠If you got a passion
for fashion, mansions âª
1781
01:25:51,939 --> 01:25:54,510
⪠And platinum,
I got the answers to questions âª
1782
01:25:54,539 --> 01:25:57,340
⪠So let me tell you
what's happening, baby âª
1783
01:25:57,369 --> 01:26:00,199
AVN, make some noise!
- ⪠Let's go âª
1784
01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:03,640
- ⪠I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch âª
1785
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:07,949
⪠A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock âª
1786
01:26:07,979 --> 01:26:12,149
⪠Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got âª
1787
01:26:12,189 --> 01:26:14,920
⪠When I become a zillionaire âª
1788
01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:17,390
⪠I'll spend it all on you âª
1789
01:26:17,430 --> 01:26:18,960
⪠Hey, hey, oh âª
1790
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,770
⪠A little bit on me âª
1791
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,750
- Words of advice?
Anything?
1792
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,170
- Don't cry on camera.
1793
01:26:24,199 --> 01:26:25,720
- I did.
- [laughs]
1794
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:30,369
- ⪠Hey, hey, when I become
a zillionaire âª
1795
01:26:30,409 --> 01:26:31,909
⪠A little bit on you âª
1796
01:26:31,939 --> 01:26:34,760
- You get nominated?
Did you win?
1797
01:26:34,789 --> 01:26:36,720
- Dick!
1798
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:38,659
- ⪠What, what, what âª
- ⪠Come on âª
1799
01:26:38,699 --> 01:26:40,180
- Taking up my camera time.
1800
01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:42,020
- You have no idea
what she did in that scene.
1801
01:26:42,050 --> 01:26:45,720
Licking the concrete
and sticking a heel up her ass.
1802
01:26:45,739 --> 01:26:47,970
- It sounds like
a well-earned award.
1803
01:26:48,010 --> 01:26:50,409
- ⪠Hey, hey, hey, come on âª
1804
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:52,109
⪠âª
1805
01:26:52,149 --> 01:26:55,939
{\i1} - Thank you guys so much for{\i0}
{\i1} watching the 2017 AVN Awards.{\i0}
1806
01:26:55,970 --> 01:26:58,250
Good night.
1807
01:26:58,289 --> 01:27:02,029
- ⪠When I become
a zillionaire âª
1808
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,989
AVN Awards, I love you.
1809
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,119
[cheers and applause]
1810
01:27:05,159 --> 01:27:06,689
MyFreeCams, baby.
1811
01:27:06,729 --> 01:27:09,510
[cheers and applause]
1812
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,949
- We're good.
1813
01:27:17,970 --> 01:27:20,119
No, no, we're good.
1814
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:21,890
We're good, guys.
We're good.
1815
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:25,510
- [mouthing words]
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