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Previously
on "The Vampire Diaries"...

Alaric's babies
are the future of the coven.

They would have protected
them in any way they could.

They're inside of you.

I totally get that if you
want to run for the hills.

I'm not going anywhere
because I love you.

- Marry me.
- Yes!

I got Valerie pregnant in 1863.

Julian beat her
until the baby was no longer alive.

I want him dead, Damon, now.

He took her child from her,
and you would side with him?

- No. What are you doing?
- This doesn't represent our love.

Nora!

Our mother went out of her way
to forget us forever.

As far as I'm concerned,
she deserves what she gets.

You're either a Salvatore,
or you're one of us.

You are wrong, Julian.

- Aah!
- Lily!

Damon.

Say something.

You made your bed.
Have a nice nap.

Stefan, you can't go.

She has Damon and Caroline.

Because she wants you.

Well, then she's gonna get me.

Oh, and I, uh,
burned my Porsche,

so I kind of need
to borrow your car.

I'm coming with you.

- No, you're not.
- Stefan.

She already has two
people that I care about.

[Sighs]

I'm not gonna let
her have a third, ok?

If anything happens to you,

I will rain hell down
on anyone responsible.

Don't be so dramatic.

[Sighs]

I'll be back before you know it.

Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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[Hammock's
"I can almost see you" playing]

Well, this it?

This the whole funeral party?

- Where's your girlfriend?
- Not your concern.

Trouble in paradise?

What about Julian?
Where is he?

I haven't heard
from either of them in days.

I sided with Lily,
or did you forget?

Valerie: It's just us.

Beau couldn't bring
himself to say good-bye.

I'm sure he just couldn't find
the right words to say. Heh.

All right.
Let's get her done.

Wait. We should say something.

No, we shouldn't.

Yes, we should.

When I was a girl,

I loved my mother deeply.

She loved me, too,
until she found out

about my little
siphoning problem.

If she only knew that was
just one of the things

that made me different.

When she turned her back on me,

I thought I'd never find
that kind of love again.

You proved me wrong.

Thank you, Lily.

Next.

You knew me at my brightest
and my darkest.

No matter what my mood,

you always saw the light in me.

I'll miss you, Lily.

Cream violets.

You remembered.

Of course I did.

Thank you.

We'll leave you two.

Well?

How many times do you get
a second chance

to deliver your mother's eulogy?

Good point, brother.

How's this?

Ahem.

Lily, you were a terrible
mother when you were alive,

and you were a terrible
mother when you were dead.

You're right.
It does feel good.

Huh.

I'm so sorry.

I promise I'll make this right.

Caroline: Last year,
we filled 10 crates.

This year, I am aiming for 20.

Stefan: You know,
compelling people to donate

doesn't actually count
as donating.

Wait till you see me.

I popped this week.

I have a pot belly.

Stefan: Yeah?
Put on a Santa hat,

you'd fit right in here.

Sure you don't
need me over there?

To do what?
Come to boring birthing classes?

You're chasing
after an immortal jerk

who basically
killed your mother.

That's much more important.

I can handle this.

Of course you can.

[Heart beating]

[Distant] Caroline?

- You still there?
- Yes. Here.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

I'd be a lot better
if my traveling companion

would actually stick
to task instead

of stopping by
every single bar we pass by.

Damon: It's a pub crawl, Stef.

That's the whole point.

Don't be such a Grinch,

or you'll get coal
in your stocking.

And that's my cue.
I'll call you later.

"Hey, Stefan.
Did I mention Bonnie saw me

"mix a blood bag
with a jar of mayonnaise

at 2:00 in the morning?"

Ok. One, that was
marshmallow fluff,

and, two, I'm feeding for 3 now,

so I get cravings.

Fair. Why not just tell him?

Because he doesn't need to worry

about the specifics of
my magical pregnancy

with Alaric's babies.

Words that should probably
not be spoken at that volume.

You ready to go to this class?

Now I am!

You know it's a birthing class,
right, Caroline,

and not SAT prep?

You sure you can handle
this on your own?

If you can handle all
of this while pregnant,

I can handle a fraction
of it while not.

Go to your class.

That was the least
graphic one I could find.

Study up.

So what's it gonna be...

Uncle Stefan, unkie Stefy?

Hmm.

I got it!

Creepy dude
who hangs out with mom

who's not dad.

Ooh. See, the thing is,
she's not their mom.

Oh, come on.
It's Caroline.

You think she's gonna
turn those kids over

to a functioning alcoholic

with no supervision?

Whatever she wants to do.

So diplomatic.

You're gonna make
an amazing not-father.

It's kind of your thing,
isn't it, hmm?

What's that, Damon?

Just barely not being a father.

Oh, wow. You know,
in these last few weeks,

your jokes,
they've gotten quite sad.

You know what?
You need me, little brother.

Sucks for you,
but Julian's almost 500 years old,

and you ain't taking him alone,

no matter how many vervain darts

and stakes you have on you, hmm.

What I need, Damon,
is your actions, not your words.

Sounds like you should
have brought Beau then.

I'm here to help.
Trust me.

I got more vervain syringes
and grenades strapped to my body.

One wrong step,
and I'm vampire shrapnel.

Relax. Eggnog?

[Door opens]

[Door shuts]

Mary Louise: Julian's not here

if that's what
you're worried about.

Is he coming back?

None of your concern.

I left a few things.

I'll just grab them
and be on my way.

Have you seen her?

We've spoken.

This is your fault, you know,

this fracturing.

Yeah. If only
I hadn't fallen in love

and placed my pregnant womb
in front of Julian's boot.

Sticking to your story, are you?

It's not a story.

Even if by some stretch
of the imagination it's not,

the timing is awfully
suspect, isn't it?

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you had over 100
years to tell this story,

and you only did once you
were back in Stefan's life,

till it served you,
gained you sympathy.

And I always thought
you were the nice one,

that you had a heart deep down.

Guess I was wrong.

Nora will blossom without you.

[Indistinct chatter]

You appear tired.

Nora.
How unexpected.

What are you doing here?

Uh, I have a toy for a tot.

You shouldn't have.

I didn't actually.

It was a passive aggressive
gift for when

Mary Louse came
crawling back to me,

but that hasn't happened, so...

Still very generous of you.

I know.

Ok. You delivered it.
Yay. That's the end.

But how will the tot
know the toy's from me?

I'll tell them.

And you're still not leaving.

I want to be more involved.

See, I recently enrolled
in classes, and...

You're going to school
here? Why?

Because I was curious
about college

and, well, Mary Louise
hated the idea, so...

Spite. That's a good reason
for higher education.

Look. You clearly need help.

Not from an evil heretic
who kidnapped my friend.

Are you going to let
that old news get

in the way of a little charity?

And I'm evil.

Collection booth.

The far one,

like, way over there.

Yeah. You see it? See?

Woman: ♪ I hear
the sleigh bells a-ringing ♪

♪ Got to think
about you and you ♪

♪ I hear the people singing ♪

♪ We can sing along, too ♪

Just so we're clear,

me helping you kill Julian

is your Christmas present,

so don't be expecting any socks

or a TV or anything.

Yeah. Well, we got to
find him to kill him.

We will. Bonnie did
the locator spell,

and she said Sunbury.

We're in Sunbury, so...

Oops.

I'm dry.

Pit stop.

♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ I, I love you so ♪

Merry Christmas, brother.

Think we found him.

Gonna be a lot
of disappointed faces

Christmas morning.

Stefan: Yeah, well,
maybe if we hadn't

stopped at every single
bar for eggnog,

we could have done
something about it.

Yeah, and maybe been two
more bodies in this pile.

What are you trying to say?

I'm not trying to say anything.

What I am saying is
maybe we should just

take a little bit
of a beat, you know?

I mean, look around.

Julian is clearly off
the proverbial rails here.

What? Since when you
do you think logically?

Hi. I'm level-headed Damon.

I only come out when
Stefan goes a little cuckoo,

and since you're
letting your mommy

and could-have-been-daddy
issues drive you right now...

So you don't think
that Julian deserves to die?

I do 100% but not
if it means us dying,

so I think we should just stop
and think about some backup.

You are my backup.

You're just terrible at it,

and if Julian's off the rails,
then good.

It means he's careless.

I mean, look at these wounds.

They're fresh,
which means he's obviously

still in town, so either
you help me find him, or...

Don't be so dramatic, Stefan.

I got this.

[Dialing cell phone]

[Line ringing]

Bonnie: Hello, Damon.

Bon Bon, sorry to do
this to you, but...

What a lovely way to be greeted.

"Hi, Bonnie.
I need something."

Well, isn't it so great
to feel loved and needed?

So Julian.

Yeah. I've already
done a locator spell.

Yes, yes, you did, which led us

to this Santa-infested
hell hole,

but is there, like,
a way to do, like,

a zoom-in spell
or something maybe

a little more accurate
like an address or...

It doesn't work that way, Damon.

Right. Well, here's
the deal, Bonnie.

Stefan's here, and he's
being kind of a crazy person.

He's breathing down my neck,

and I was just kind
of hoping you might have

some information for me,
you know what I mean?

Hmm.

Actually, there might
be something I can do.

- Brilliant.
- I'll text you in a bit.

Look at me, pulling my weight.

And what if no matter
how much you plan

your water breaks at home?

Coat... note the color,
odor, amount, and time,

keep your birth plan on hand,

and call your care provider.

Wow! Someone really
dug into that

suggested reading list.

Caroline: Well, yeah.
I hope everyone did.

It's a baby.

I mean, each
and every one of us are bringing

a life into the world.

That is a huge responsibility.

Encouraging words,
Caroline, as always.

Thank you.

Ok. Let's pick this
back up next time.

Don't give me that look.

What look?

That is a "your hormones
are making you crazy

because you are pregnant" look,

which I will have you
know is really just

a man's attempt
to minimize the gift

that our bodies bring
into this world.

"A feminist guide to pregnancy,"

chapter 4, page 43.

Actually, I believe
that particular quote

is found in chapter 3.

What? You think I'm not gonna read
every book that you're reading?

Woman through vamp hearing:
Isn't he a professor at Whitmore?

Man through vamp hearing:
Yeah, and she's a student.

What? Is everything ok?

Yeah. It's just
my vamp hearing is working

a little too well lately.

Woman through vamp hearing:
What do you want to bet

she's doing really well
in his class?

[Man laughs]

Uh-oh.

No. It's ok.

They're just having
a difficult time

with the subtle realities
of the 21st century,

where families come
in all shapes and sizes.

I think I should
explain it to them...

- Caroline...
- That I have a boyfriend,

and while he may
not be the father...

Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline,

your eyes, your eyes.

[Sighs]

It's just the... hormones.

Here you go.

That's your gift, stickers?

Did you stop by the gas station

on the way over or just
fish them from the rubbish?

Professor Dowling or Markus?

Excuse me?

You're taking
freshman English, right?

Who's your professor?

Please tell me it's
Dowling and not Markus.

I can deal with
difficult people.

Oh, I know you can, which is
why I'm saying take Dowling.

I don't want professor
Markus to end up dead.

I'm joking.

Sort of.

Let me guess.

Hot cocoa and vervain.

Close. Bourbon.

I'm sorry I was harsh earlier.

I heard you listened
to Valerie and that you

sided with Lily against Julian.

I mean, you must be
attempting to turn over

a new leaf,
and you clearly don't have

anyone else.

Lovely.
A pity friend,

just what I always wanted.

College can be lonely
and terrible,

or it can be fun.

A pity friend is still a friend.

What do you need from me?

Excuse me?

I wasn't born yesterday.

It's all right.

I want to do some charity.

I might as well start.

Have you heard
of a town called Sunbury?

So when do you think
this denial phase

of yours is gonna
come to an end?

What? What are you
waiting for, Stefan?

A breakdown, a teary,
emotional, "I'm sorry.

It's all my fault"?

Well, you're gonna be
a long time, bro.

Yeah. I just refuse to
believe that you care

so little about
your own flesh and blood.

Why is that?

Death doesn't erase all
the crappy things

she did, Stefan.

If anything,
it lets me care about her even less.

Hmm.

[Door opens]

Julian: Oh.

Hello, boys.

If you'll just
pardon me a moment.

[Grunts]

What are you doing?

I seem to have misplaced
my cellular telephone.

These things have
a way of, you know,

jumping out of
your hand and just...

[Makes fluttering sounds]

Scurrying off.

Oh. Stop looking.

Here it is.

Well, I feel stupid.
Don't you feel stupid?

Hmm.

Because, see, Stefan
and I thought you had

some really great maniacal plan,

but turns out you're
just a drunk sorority girl

who ruins everyone's night
by losing her cell phone.

Well, it has been
a rough few weeks

for all of us, I suppose,

after what we went through.

We?

Hmm.

What do you mean by "we"?

Well, you lost your mother,

and I lost the love of my life.

She meant nothing to you.

She meant everything to me!

Heh heh heh.

Sorry.

Oh. Yes.

Do you remember this sword?

When you, you know,
drove it through my chest?

You didn't quite have
all the pieces together,

though, did you, literally?

See, when a vampire is stabbed

through the heart
with, uh, the completed sword,

it acts as a magical conduit,
transferring

their spirit into this...

Particularly nasty stone,

and the purpose
of the stone is to punish

vampires like you boys.

Every sin you've committed goes

into creating your own
little personal hell.

I spent over 100 years
trapped inside.

Pbbb. 100.

Then Lily saved me.

And for the briefest
of moments... ohh...

I had her back in my life.

So... she was the only
thing that kept

the madness of the stone
at bay, you know,

the only thing that kept me...

Sane.

Wait. That was you sane?

Well, it was, but, uh, now...

[Exhales]

These have been
dark days for me.

So then they followed
him to Ridley Park,

old Saybrook,
and finally Sunbury.

They need to leave immediately.

Julian is not one
who enjoys solitude.

Those towns are places
he used to live.

Julian: Then I remembered

what my old life looked like.

And I... I realized...

I mean, it was a good life.

I was surrounded by the people

that I cared about...

My friends.

Two, two.

Heh heh heh.

Raphael here I met in Florence

in the 1600s.

He was a painter,
terrible painter, though,

but a painter.

Oh. Dirty Robin
I found in a convent

in Massachusetts in,
uh, 1802, was it?

Hmm. She loved those nuns.

Seth over there, I rescued you

from a claim jumper
in California

during the gold rush,

and, Xi Nguyen, I met
you last week actually

in Portland.

Now I know you two
have been following me

for quite some time, right?

I hope it wasn't
for nefarious reasons.

Stefan: Well, that depends.

Is killing you nefarious?

Damon: All right, guys.
Listen.

I'm sure we all miss Lily.

Well, most of you.

You guys in particular,
but I'm sure

wherever she is she's
looking up and thinking,

"I wish those boys
wouldn't fight."

I'm not going anywhere.

Good.

Hmm.

Good.

Fine. Plan "b."

Booze-soaked flammable costumes.

Can I have one of the boy toys?

Of course you can.

You can be anything you want.

Don't let society
tell you differently.

What? Surprised
I'm not massacring

the leukemia patients?

It's still early.

Christmas was always
my favorite holiday.

When I was growing up,
it was much different than all this.

I would have been happy
with a hoop and a stick,

but still, being surrounded
by your loved ones...

This looks just like her.

[Sighs]

What?

You and Mary Louise broke up.

She made her choice.
It was a bad one.

- But...
- No buts, ok?

You need to move on
and become your own person.

You can only do
that if you're living

in the present, not the past,

which means you need
to stop thinking

about her and talking
about her, ok?

She's dead to you.

Mary Louise: Am I?

Can we talk?

Ohh! I was two seconds away
from tearing

their heads off.

Alaric: They were jerks.
They deserved it.

Oh, I've needed this all day.

Yeah, you and me both.

Do you think this is
ok for the babies?

- Caroline.
- I'm serious.

What if blood is like alcohol?

What's if it's bad for them?

Look. If it's good for you,

how can it be bad for them?

I don't know,
but you don't know either

because there's
no studies on this,

there's no books, there...

Look, Caroline.
You're doing a great job.

Would you stop saying that?

But you are.

I mean, do you realize
how happy you've made me?

I mean, this is a miracle.

You've turned my life around.

I said stop!

- Ugh!
- Unh!

I... have to go.

Caroline!

[Door slams]

Well?

Well, what?

Are you going to apologize?

Am I going to apologize?

For what?

For telling me
that you would marry me

and then throwing the ring
I gave you back in my face.

Oh, you mean the ring
that Julian gave you?

Is that what's bothering you?

He's the reason Lily is dead.

No, he's not.

Julian is just
as upset as any of us.

Valerie's story is responsible.

You still believe him.

He's a liar.
Why can't you see that?

If I say he's a liar,

can we go back home?

I'm tired of fighting.

[Sighs]

So am I.

I'm done, Mary Lou.

Ok. It... it's over.

You've been wanting
this for a long time,

haven't you?

Almost like you've been
planning it all along.

You're paranoid.

Am I? It took you no time

to enroll in classes,

move into a dorm,
make friends with our enemies.

Have you been following me?

I've been following someone,

but she certainly
hasn't been acting like

my girlfriend.

I wanted to do something
different with you actually.

Yeah, but you're too
scared to go out

into the world,
too scared to change.

You think I'm scared
to play Santa

for some pathetic humans?

And when was the last time
you even did any charity?

I don't know.

Hmm?

Probably when
I started dating you.

Ok. So we reload,
we figure out a way

to separate him
from his friends.

We do no such thing.

We get in the car,
and we go home.

What? What are
you talking about?

He's building a small
army back there.

He's obviously up to something.

He's getting wasted
with his friends.

You're delusional.
Trust me.

That... that is a hornets' nest,

and take it from an expert,

you do not want to kick it.

You of all people should
not be the one to give up.

You're the reason
that he's alive and she isn't.

What kind of backwards-ass
logic is that?

Because we would have
killed Julian the minute

he showed up
into our lives, but no.

You wanted to punish Lily
with a long con, didn't you?

She punished herself
with a short stake.

Huh. You know, for weeks,
I've been watching you,

I've been trying to catch even

the slightest bit
of regret on your face.

Regret for what, Stefan?

She was dying, Damon.

How difficult would it have
been to say something nice?

Well, I didn't want
to lie to the woman.

All she wanted was forgiveness,

and you practically spat
in her face.

She didn't deserve
my forgiveness.

What, because she made
some mistakes,

or is it because
she didn't choose poor you

over Valerie?

Giving her
a hall pass like always,

her little angel.

You acted like a spoiled,
little brat, a coward.

You had a chance to make
things right, and you still do.

Road trip's over, brother.

You want to go back
and risk it, go for it.

I'm going home.

[Cell phone vibrating]

Please tell me this is
the Julian is dead call.

I wish. I'm headed home.
Damon bailed on me.

And here I was looking forward
to leaving all this behind me.

He thinks I'm overreacting.

Any reaction is
appropriate when it

comes to what he's done to us.

I am sick of everyone
giving this monster a pass.

I should have gone with you.

We could have ended this.

We still can.

Have you seen Mary Louise?

Denmark + winter:
♪ dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh... ♪

I've been here all day.

You'd think that would
earn me better service!

I think you've had enough.

You have no idea how
poor your timing is.

You sure about that?

You look like you
could use a friend.

Things with Nora didn't
quite work out, did they?

♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪

I would hold your tongue

if you value its existence.

And I would not make threats

when there's a cloaked
heretic behind you.

Payback's a bitch.

Stay with her and make
sure she's unconscious

until Julian's dead.

Guess it didn't go well.

She called me a charity case.

Why don't I get you a tissue?

Oh, it's all right.

I used one of your hideous tops.

Which is now your hideous top.

Can I ask you what might
seem like a mean question?

Fire away. It's not like
I'm in a fragile state

or anything.

What do you see in her,

aside from the fact
that she looks like

a blond Angelina Jolie?

She's loving, protective, kind.

But just to you.

[Sniffles]

That's fair.

She does always
think of me first.

Maybe I'm spoiled
or old-fashioned,

but it's nice having
that one person

who doesn't need
anything from you,

who just loves you
and thinks you're

the most amazing, beautiful girl

in the whole world, you know?

Maybe... maybe you don't.

I don't need someone
to tell me I'm pretty.

Nobody needs it.

That doesn't mean it doesn't
feel good to hear it.

Thank you for today.

You're a very kind person and...

Beautiful.

Even if you do
wear hideous tops.

[Cell phone chimes]

I guess I was wrong.

What?

You and your friends
are not kind at all.

[Grunts]

Julian: I'm sure there
are places that would have

loved those as a donation.

Back so soon?

That tends to happen
when I'm threatened.

Where is she?

I'm not exactly sure who she is.

Don't play dumb.

I got your brother's
text message.

I was told to come alone.

I am here alone.

Now where is Mary Louise?

Stefan kidnapped Mary Louise?

Ballsy.

I just spent two hours crammed

in a small metal tube,
flying across the country

to be here.

It was hell.

Hmm.

But that is just
a fraction of the hell

that this sword will put you in

if I don't get her back.

Look, Jules.

You and I, we got no beef, ok?

You didn't kill my baby,
and I don't blame you

for Lily's death.

It was her own stupid fault.

Kindly do not speak
that way about your mother.

Let's just stick with Lily.

Mother's incidental.

Right. I forgot.

You don't care
about your mother.

Look at you not caring
as you burn her clothes,

attempting to erase every trace

of her existence.

I needed space in my closet.

See, I always knew
that her love for you would

get her killed.

It was toxic.

No. It was nonexistent.

Heh. It's easier
for you to think

that way, isn't it?

Because then you
don't have to take

any responsibility
for her death.

She killed herself.

Because she couldn't
turn her back on you.

Funny, because I would have had
no problem turning mine on her.

I don't know what
your hell will be,

but I hope she's there.

Hi, mom.

[peter Bradley Adams'
"a way to you again" playing]

I just realized
that this is going to be

my first Christmas without you.

That sucks.

Adams: ♪ I wandered
the streets... ♪

I still got you something,

two somethings actually.

I will spare you
the details of how

because honestly I am sick
of talking about it,

but it's happening.

I'm pregnant.

♪ Faster and faster... ♪

I used to picture us having
this conversation.

It looked different obviously.

I was a human
carrying my own children,

and you... were...

♪ I make my way... ♪

You were alive.

I know they're not mine...

♪ I make my way... ♪

But they're still
my responsibility,

you know, and I want to...

I have to do this right.

♪ But I'll find a way ♪

And I have no idea
what I'm doing.

And all I want to do is just sit

on our kitchen counter while
you burn our dinner

and ask you a million questions.

[Sniffles]

God, I miss you.

Thought you ran away.

Julian: Heh heh heh.

In my own house?

I'm twice your age.

I could take both of you.

Well, you could certainly try.

[Bone cracks]

Aah!

[Grunting]

I would have killed you
on sight if it weren't

for your mother.

I respected her.

Clearly the feeling
wasn't mutual.

Unh!

Stefan!

No!

Now I'll run.

Damon?

[Door opens]

Who's there?

Oh, my God.

Damon wanted me to let it go.

I should have let it go.

I couldn't.

She was your mom, Stefan,

and if you think it's easy to
let something like that go,

take it from a girl
who just got back

from her mom's grave,
it's... it's not.

Let's figure out a way
to save your brother.

Woman: ♪ silent night ♪

[Cell phone ringing]

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ All is calm... ♪

Oh, she's not answering.

We need to call Valerie. Stefan?

He's not gonna make it in there.

Yes, he will.

That stone is punishment
for every bad thing

you've ever done.

This is Damon.

I don't even want to know what

he's going through.

[Groaning]

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ Shepherds quake at the sight ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

Hey. He can survive this.

Nora: Even if he can,
he'll be different...

Just like you.

Unh!

♪ Sleep in... ♪

Stefan!

♪ Heavenly peace ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

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