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Previously on
"The Vampire Diaries"...

Welcome to the wedding
of Alaric Saltzman

- and Josette Laughlin.
- Unh!

Miss me?

Stefan!

She won't wake up.

So, Bonster, I linked
Elena's life to yours.

As long as you're alive,

Elena will remain asleep.

We are here today
to pay our respect

to sheriff Elizabeth Forbes.

You and I, I can't
do this right now.

I'm sorry.

I understand
if you need time to heal,

and if I have to wait
for you, I will.

- Who's that?
- That's my mother.

Before the 1900s,
Lily fell in with a group

of witches that were cast out
of the Gemini coven.

Heretics are ruthless...

Vampires with witch power.

Lorenzo, it's our family.

It's time for me
to say good-bye.

Damon... wake up.

I need you.

Wake up.

Damon...

Wake the hell up!

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"Dear Elena"...

"A few weeks ago,
you said good-bye

"and told us to write
everything down

"so you'd feel like
you didn't miss anything

"when you woke up.

"Bad news first.

"Damon said the best way
to keep his mind off you

"was to help Alaric grieve,

"so in Damon fashion,

"he kidnapped Ric
and flew him to Europe

"for a guy get-away.

I'm sure you can imagine
how that's going."

Yeah! Ha ha ha! Whoo!

"Obviously,
we didn't send them there

without a chaperone."

Drinken now.

"So Damon's
watching out for Alaric,

"Bonnie's watching out
for Damon,

"and I don't know exactly
who's watching out for Bonnie.

"Matt will officially be
deputy Donovan next week

"when he graduates.

"As happy as I am for him,

"a big part of me wishes
my mom was here to see it.

"The town council
gave her a bench.

"I've been visiting it,

"hoping I'll miraculously
start missing her less.

"Oh. I keep thinking
that if I can heal

"I can move on with my life,

but I don't see
that happening anytime soon."

"Anyway, I covered Damon,
Bonnie, Ric, Matt.

Who am I missing?"

What you writing?

Stefan.

What are you doing here?

Matt reported some blood bags
missing from the hospital,

so I thought I'd check it out.

Do you think it's your mom?

If it's not,
then she has quite literally

dropped off the face
of the earth,

and I'm still deciding if that's
a good thing or a bad thing.

So... how's Damon?

Well, if the last time he sat
around waiting decades for a girl

taught us anything,
then I am worried.

Well, if you're worried,
then I'm terrified.

I made this, uh,
a thing, didn't I?

You made what a thing?

I told you how I felt about you,

and now it's...
It's weird.

No. It's not weird, Stefan.

You just asked about my brother,
who you hate,

to fill awkward silence.

Ok. I don't hate Damon.

I'm just...

Obviously, you know, scrambling

to fill the awkward silence.

Ok. It's a thing.

You made it a thing.
Congratulations.

All right.
How about this? New rule...

You live your life, you heal,

and in the meantime,
we're friends.

I like that rule.

Good.

Ok.

Happy writing.

Thank you.

Caroline, voice-over:
"As I was saying,

things are great."

Woman, voice-over:
"Dear diary, I'm in hell.

"It's hard to imagine
a place worse

"than where I've come from,

"but by some
spectacular miracle,

"I found it.

"In the weeks
since I've arrived,

"3 things are clear.

"The food is literally
made of poison,

"the air smells like a plague,

"and everyone wants to know
what everyone else is doing.

"I don't fit in here,
nor do I want to.

This is not the world
I imagined."

Aah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.

What did you do?

I didn't think she'd walk
right into the street.

Stu, Stu, we have to call 911.

Shut up, ok?
Let me think.

Ok. It's not like
anyone saw us, right?

Are you insane?
We can't just leave her here.

- She's not moving!
- We just smoked a joint, ok?

I'm high as a freaking
kite right now.

Do you want me to go to jail?

Let's go.

Woman, voice-over:
"As I was saying,

complete and utter hell."

"Not that my family is
making it any easier.

"Lily sequestered us away
in some musty, abandoned house.

"Stoic Beau, Nora the brat,

"the devious mental Mary Louise,

and Malcolm, Lily's pet."

Oh, none for me, Lily.

I've already had
my ration today.

Woman, voice-over:
"The brown noser."

What a s'aint you are, Malcolm.

Ah.

This is ludicrous.

Nora's right.

How long are we to live
on 3 sips a day?

It's that prison world
all over again.

Beau is not complaining.

Beau's mute.

And here
we thought we could have

a family meal in peace.

Beau, care to join me
for a game of backgammon

while the love birds bicker?

I can't feel my cheeks.

- What are we drinking?
- No idea.

Can you read German?

That's, uh, actually Dutch.

Oh. Wait.
Where are we?

Amsterdam.

"Dear Elena, yep,

"halfway across Europe,

and they're still drunk."

Is that really necessary?

Elena told me to keep a journal
of everything she's missing.

When she wakes up
in 60-some years

and finds out that Ric died
from alcohol poisoning,

she's gonna want to
know what happened.

Unless you tragically
choke to death

on those cocktail peanuts.

Then I can tell her myself.

Oh. So sweet.

I'm gonna go rent a bike

and see the city like
a normal tourist.

FYI. They don't
wear helmets here.

Keeps getting funnier.

Hey. Ride in the tram tracks,
don't look both ways.

Got it.

Heh heh.

Are you sure you don't
want to go with her?

Nice try.
I'm not leaving you.

I don't need
a baby-sitter, Damon.

This isn't about what
you need, Ric.

It's about what I need.

Just keeping you from
jumping off a cliff

keeps my mind off of the fact

that my girlfriend's
magical coma

is linked to a Bennett witch

that has a knack for
avoiding permanent death.

I see. So my misery is merely a
convenient distraction for you?

- Yep.
- Ok.

What?

I'm glad you're here, buddy.

I'm head to New York this
afternoon to meet up with Lorenzo.

I assume I have nothing
to worry about.

So you're allowed
to explore the world

while we're stuck here,

starving ourselves,
pretending like

we're not the strongest
people on the planet?

Need I remind you
how things used to be?

You mean when you loved us

and allowed us
to have actual fun?

Our appetite for murder
drew unwanted attention,

forced us to run
for decades at a time,

and then got us imprisoned
for 100 years.

Our way of living
did not work, Mary Louise.

Now you want us to coexist.

We know. We've heard
your speech.

What about Oscar?

He's been gone days
running your errands.

I highly doubt he's off
living in secret.

Valerie, you're a mess.
What happened?

Some horrible teenagers
plowed me down

in their automobile.

Oh, dear.

Is their automobile ok?

Heh.
Ha ha ha!

The little monsters
left me for dead...

No apology, no call for help.

I was road kill,
and what did I do?

I acted like road kill

because we're governed
by a pacifist,

who'd rather see
her children hurt

than stand up for themselves.

Valerie, don't cry.

Ok? You're home now.

You're with us.

Yeah.

Who needs the rest
of the world, right?

We have each other.

You resisted
your urge to fight back.

That means you're learning.

I'm proud of you, Valerie.

Missed a spot.

Who are you?

Remember that large squirrel

you ran over this morning?

Turns out that was actually
our friend Valerie.

But you looked dead.

I get that a lot.

Phasmatos maltos.

Unh!

I do.

You're worse than your friend.

You thought about
doing the right thing,

but then you just
left her there.

And yet you're the first thing

in this town
that I don't entirely hate.

Lily will be furious.

Lily needs to learn
that heretics

aren't designed to coexist.

Really, be more vain.

Well, if you were pretty,
you'd be, too.

What the hell happened?

Listen. These bodies,
they're not Lily's style.

It's got to be the heretics.

Reception went
a little fuzzy, brother.

It sounds like you said mom
got her family of crazies back.

Can I have some details?

One victim
had bite wounds,

and the other one was
scorched beyond recognition.

Matt found a house
that's been in foreclosure

for the last two years,

and it had its power
mysteriously turned back on

just days after Ric's wedding,

so Caroline is there
staking it out.

Listen. I need Ric to tell
me how to make a bomb.

Oh. It's for you.

Hello?

Other side.

- Hello?
- Alaric, I need you

to teach me how to make a bomb.

Ok. Great.
Well, the party's over.

Time to go home.

I am literally staring
at a treasure trove full

of your, uh,
fancy little weapons.

Yeah, exactly.
Now go use one.

Oh, it's not that easy.

I mean, if we want
to take them out,

we have to do it all at once.

All right. Well,
I'm gonna have to call you back

from a less populated place,

and then I'm gonna
blissfully pass out

and pretend that this
never happened.

Whoa. Ok.

Lily won.

As much as we did
everything to stop her,

she actually got
her family back.

Stefan says he's got it,

he's got it.

Do you really believe that,

or is that just some excuse

to continue your slow
crawl towards rock bottom?

You know how many days
need to tick by

before I see Elena again?

22,916 days, and that's assuming

you get some
old person's disease.

I haven't even begun
approach rock bottom.

Listen to yourself, Damon.

Elena wants you
to live your life.

Bon, if you're gonna be here,

you don't get to play
the what would Elena do game.

What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

Ohh. I've had some janky-ass
bourbon in my time,

but this is...

It's not bourbon.

It's tea.

Have you ever seen
this stone before?

I can't say I have.

What is it?

That's not important.

Can you commune with my wife

and tell her that I have it?

I can try, but of course,

I will need a mystical tether

to access her spirit,

something of significance.

This is her wedding ring.

I just had
a very powerful feeling.

There's a lot of energy
in this ring.

You two shared a strong bond.

She loved you unconditionally.

She wants you to know
she misses you.

Do you get off on this, preying
on the hope and misery of people?

That ring is a fake, you dick!

I lost the real one to
the first psychic I saw.

Maybe your wife's
better off dead.

♪ Automatically, I feel
there's something wrong ♪

♪ I try to fix the pieces,
trying to run from home ♪

♪ Won't be seeing,
not for long ♪

It's a crime
for the prettiest girl

in the bar to sit alone.

Two of your finest
scotch, please, darling.

Heh. Lorenzo,
how I've missed you.

And whose fault is that?

Keeping me away while
you toilet train

your new batch
of orphaned puppies.

They're learning moderation
so they can live

under the radar.

You being there,
living freely...

Yeah. Bad influence,
blah, blah, blah. Got it.

Well, in the meantime,
you've summoned me to New York.

My interest is piqued.

I was hoping you might
find something for me.

During my captivity,
a very dear possession

I thought was lost when our ship
from England was torched

was discovered by divers.

It's been on display
in the city's maritime museum,

but it's recently
disappeared again.

Why do you want it?

If anyone discovered you were looking
for it, you might be in danger.

Well, all the more reason I should
know why I'm looking for it.

It's a family matter, Lorenzo.

Thought I was your family.

Darling, we want nothing
more than to believe

you're on our side.

Your side.
I stood by you

when your own sons
abandoned you.

So you're willing to see my sons
for the monsters they are,

to turn your back
on your friendships?

What happened to that sick
boy I met on the boat,

the boy abandoned at
the workhouse at the age of 4,

the boy who never knew kindness

until the day I saved his life?

That boy is not your errand boy.

12Find your own damn rock.

There's 5 heretics...

2 guys, 3 girls...
And your mom isn't home.

- Enzo?
- He's not there either,

so if we're going to do this,
now is our window.

- Whoa, whoa.
- Show me how this works.

First of all, this is a bomb.

Ok.

- That there is a timer.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna set it for 60 seconds.

60 seconds. Got it.

Are you sure that you
want to do this?

I have to do this.

They lived in
your house for 100 years.

They've seen your picture.

They'll recognize you
immediately.

I'm just saying if you
think this is a crazy plan,

now's the time to speak up.

Is there any version
of this plan

where you're not
worried about me?

- Probably not.
- Mm-hmm.

Welcome to Mystic Falls!

I'm Caroline.

We're not interested.

Oh! Oh, no!

Don't worry.
I'm not selling anything.

I'm your neighbor
from down the block.

So?

Wow! Great place.

I love what you've
done with the floors.

Is this the original hardwood?

It's
a gargantuan hell hole.

No one gives a damn
about the floors.

Well, I brought you guys
a housewarming gift.

Mystic Falls tradition.

Valerie's allergic to nature.

Ok.

I'm just gonna put this
right over here.

I am so sorry.

Clumsy.

Hmm.

So where are you guys from?

♪ When I see I man,
I see a lion ♪

♪ When I see a man,
I see a liar... ♪

I do love that jacket.

Thanks. I got it for my birth...

Don't you just love
what she's wearing?

It's fine, though it would
look entirely better on you.

Hey, Caroline.
We should really get going

to that barbecue.

And you would be?

Her ride.

Care, we should really go.

Care isn't leaving yet.

♪ I tried, and I tried,
and I was never... ♪

Give me your jacket.

♪ So no longer felt love ♪

♪ And I'm forever changed ♪

Here! Take my jacket.

Thank you.

How sweet you are.

See you!

Wait.

You forgot to tell her
how good she looks.

It looks amazing on you.

Does anyone
else smell that?

♪ I want you ♪

Ric was right here.

How did we lose him?

You're wearing terrible
shoes for trailing someone,

your eyes suck, and you're slow.

Oh, I'm slow? You just
spent the last few weeks

in Europe with a guy
pretending to be drunk,

and you didn't even notice.

True.

So which way do you want to go?

Should we turn around,

or should we go straight?

Wow. Thank you.

Yeah, of course.

Hang on.

Did you see that truck coming?

What?

Did you just hesitate
to save my life?

Relax. It was 3 seconds.

3 seconds.

I could have died.

You're right, Bon. Had I done
nothing, Elena would be here,

and it would all be grand.

Enough. I'm not gonna
spend the rest of my life

thinking that you resent me.

How else am I supposed to feel,
Bonnie?

You're here. She's not.

Every time I look at you,
all I see is not Elena.

I'm so sorry this happened,

but I lost Elena, too, Damon,

and you're one
of the few reminders

of her I have to hold on to,

so you can resent me
or love me...

But you're stuck with me.

To what do I owe
this rare pleasure?

I hope you weren't
too attached to that house.

We blew it into a pile of ash

with your family inside.

I'm sorry. You did what?

They're gone, Lily,
and you have until tonight

to get out of Mystic Falls,
or we come after you next.

Unh. Centuries-old heretics,

world-weary survivalists
wise beyond their lifetime

eviscerated from
the planet in one fell swoop?

My son, if I may offer you
some motherly advice...

Run.

Please join me
in recognizing

our graduating class
of new deputies

as I read their names
and they receive their badges.

What a happy
little town this is.

I bet they have
the most darling funerals.

Heh. Nora, I swear

your heart must be
made of pure arsenic.

Heh. Admit you love
me more for it.

You know I do.

Deputy Cornell Willis.

Mar...

It's the 21st century.

We can hold hands now.

Oh, my God.

Is this your first
date in public?

That's adorable.

We should double sometime.

There's bound to be
a man out there

desperate enough
to buy you dinner.

Can we focus on revenge, please?

Deputy Taylor Hall.

Deputy Matthew Donovan.

Deputy Tim Johnson.

Deputy Jeffery Morrison.

Deputy George Callahan.

Deputy Don Morris.

Hey. I think we have a problem.

Sorry about
the malfunction, folks.

Incendia.

No!

Oh, my God!

Unh! Agh!

Hello, neighbor.

Enough!

I fought tirelessly
to reunite us,

found ways to coexist
in this new world,

sacrificed everything

to make us a family again.

How dare you jeopardize that?

All of you...

The bloodshed ends now.

- What just happened?
- I don't know.

I thought we blew them up!

How did they survive that?

I have no idea.

Matt's whole class is dead.

The new sheriff...
Dead.

All those people,
none of them even

had a chance to...

God, what are you looking at?

There's a splinter
embedded in my neck,

and I can't seem to get it out.

Come here.

Thank you.

I almost got it.

It's just there's history here,

you know, this town
and this house, these people,

and I just don't see
a world where

Mystic Falls survives
a war between us and them,

and if Lily thinks
that she can control 5 heretics,

she's insane.

I think I know how
to get through to Lily.

How?

Let's just say it's a good
thing Damon's not here.

Caroline, voice-over:
"Dear Elena...

"When you wake up,
Mystic Falls will look

nothing like you remember it."

Matt, voice-over:
"We made up a story.

"A mining fire erupted
in the tunnels under the town...

"out of control fires,
lethal carbon monoxide levels,

the works."

Stefan, voice-over: "My mother's
heretic family is back.

"Their magic
keeps them protected.

"They're faster and stronger
than any of us,

"and they're willing to
tear our town apart

"for their own entertainment.

We had to protect it."

Caroline, voice-over:
"Lily thought her family

"was ready to live among humans.

"She was wrong.

"The truth is,
their impulsive nature

"put every citizen
in this town in danger,

"so Stefan negotiated a deal.

"We got time to clear out
the residents,

"and in return,
anyone who trespassed

was fair game for the heretics."

Pack your things.

Your family's not safe here.

Matt, voice-over: "Stefan
and Caroline went door to door,

"evacuating residents,

"drove out businesses,
boarded up homes,

closed off the town to traffic."

♪ So come on
and let it break ♪

Caroline, voice-over:
"We all gave up a lot

"to get Lily to agree...

But I think Stefan
sacrificed the most."

♪ I'm gonna stand ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand... ♪

Pick a room.
There are plenty.

♪ Until the levee ♪

♪ Oh, until the levee... ♪

Matt, voice-over:
"We hate them, they hate us,

but now at the very least,
we have a truce."

"Whether we like it or not,

"we'll share our town,

"we'll live side by side
with our enemies

for as long as it takes."

♪ Until the levee
on my heart... ♪

What are you doing
with my mom's bench?

Oh, I just saw it here,
and I thought

I'd put it in safekeeping,

spare it from any
future graffiti damage.

Yeah. I was just about
to do the, uh, same thing.

What's the catch?

Come on.
There's no catch.

Just trying to
cheer you up, Blondie.

Not sure if you've noticed,

but things are getting
a little glum around here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Have... have I not shown
enough glee

after uprooting an entire town

of innocent people
because of you?

- Me?
- Yeah!

Lily's circus freaks.

Well, then where
should I clump you?

One day, you're helping Lily,

the next you're here being nice.

Just pick a side, Enzo...

Us or them.

Oh, God. You sound
just like her.

That's because
she doesn't trust you,

and honestly, neither do I.

How's Europe?

Ric was kind of
meh on "the Mona Lisa."

Anything I should know about?

Eh, can wait till you get back.

Well, I'm back!

Want to tell me who the hell's
living in our house?

The whole town
would have been slaughtered.

So we kill them
and call it a day.

We already tried that.

You sent Donovan
to blow up a house.

Try harder.

Look. The deal has been made.

We don't mess with them,
they don't mess with us.

That's very benevolent
of you, brother.

You should run for mayor,

not that anyone would
be here to vote for you.

Look. What's done is done.

Do not mess this up.

Who convinced you to save
a town full of people

you don't give a crap about?

Because it's not your idea,

and Matt can't think
his way out of a paper bag,

so it must be Caroline's.

Do me a favor. Box
that bottle up on your way out.

Stefan hangs up his
hero hair for the girl.

And here I thought
my future was bleak.

You know, Elena wanted
you to be happy,

to live, even
encouraged you to date,

but if she wakes up
and everyone she loves is dead,

do you think that she'd
be able to forgive that?

I'm not doing this
for Caroline, Damon.

I'm doing this for you.

Hey!

Bonnie, hey!

I didn't know you were back.

I honestly don't know
where I am.

Matt, surrendering the town
is not a solution.

We need to stop them.

They had been stopped,
Bon, back in 1903,

but then you betrayed Kai,
he let them out,

and I got to bury all my buddies
from the sheriff's department.

So this is my fault?

No. I didn't say that.

Look. I got to go patrol.

What are you doing here?

Have you been to Mystic Falls?

There is a heretic clipping
his gnarly heretic toenails

in my master bath right now.

I have nowhere else to go.

So I guess it's a good thing...

I didn't get hit by a truck.

Come on, Boonie,
it was 3 seconds.

You know how long 3 seconds are,

in a life-or-death situation?

In the first second, I thought how amazing
would feel have Elena in my arms again.

By second number two,
I kissed her.

And by the third, I remember,
you're my best friend,

and that if anything ever happened
to you I would lose my mind,

so, yes, Bonnie,

I do know how long
3 seconds are.

I was just checking.

And I will wait for her,

and you're gonna help me.

You're stuck with me, too.

The heretics are out
because of me.

No, Bonnie.
The heretics are out

because my mother's a lunatic

and everyone's too
scared to stop her.

I'm not.
I want to fight.

I want our town back.

Trespassing is a*, friend.

And you are?

Town witch.

Aah!

To be fair, you are nothing

if I take your magic.

Unh!

Hmm.

Are we making a huge mistake
handing over our hometown

to a bunch of
supernatural terrorists?

Yeah, probably.

Stop.

I'm a control freak
giving up control.

I'm delicate.

Well, what would
sheriff Forbes do?

She would protect human
life at any cost.

Well, then, no, I don't think
we're making a mistake.

I thought I would heal
from my mom's death.

I really thought
that time would pass

and one day I would
be ready to move on,

but she's my mom,

and I'm never gonna
stop missing her.

♪ It's too late to tell ♪

Well, that's life, Caroline.

I mean, you can't just

sit back and wait for
the good parts to happen,

but... What you can do
is you can forgive yourself

for trying to be happy
during the bad parts.

Heh.

♪ It beckons me ♪

I'm gonna go, uh,
board up the front door.

♪ Let it be ♪

Hey, Stefan.

I am happy.

You make me happy.

Uh... uh, my best friend's gone,

my mom's dead,

uh, the whole town is destroyed,

but when I'm with you,

I'm happy...

And, yeah, you're right.

I just need to...

♪ Ba Ba ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Fixed my eyes ♪

♪ On redeeming love ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I fixed my eyes ♪

♪ On redeeming love ♪

Mr. Saltzman, it's late.

I want to see her.

Look. I get it.

It's your wife,

but hospital policy says

we can only keep
the body cold 30 days.

A policy you were willing
to break last month.

Now...

I say we keep breaking it.

You know, it's said
that once you bury a body

the grieving process begins.

Well, I'm not planning
on burying her.

I'm planning on bringing
her back to life.

It's a morgue. It's
called gallows humor.

Now can I see her, please?

You shouldn't hide
your scar, Beau.

You're a survivor.
Be proud.

Valerie!
Beau! It's Malcolm!

- Beau, help!
- He's dead!

Oh, my God!
Malcolm!

We found him in town.

He was just lying there.

Oh, God.
Don't let Lily see this.

Malcolm?

No.

No.

No!

Oh!

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, my sweet boy.

Who took him from us?

Who did this?

Caroline, voice-over:
"Dear Elena, so remember

"how I said everything
was falling apart earlier?

Maybe not everything."

What is it with everyone's

incessant need to write down

every single feeling?

Ok. This whole stalker thing

is not even remotely charming.

What, even if I'm here
to tell you you were right?

Especially to tell me
that I'm right

because I already knew that.

So, uh, word on the street

is that one of Lily's
magical elves

lost his heart.

What?

You haven't heard?

Yeah. Someone killed Malcolm.

I believe he was her eldest.

Well, who killed him?

Because we had a deal...

Yeah. Trust is a fickle thing.

That got me thinking that if
I want people to trust me

then I've got to earn it.

That starts
with choosing a side,

so here I am.

Well, good for you.
I need to call Stef...

I reckon it goes without saying

I chose Lily.

I told you not to bother me

until Elena was awake.

That's too bad.
We got to go.

Why?

She's back.

I guess she upped her game.

My scar opened up this morning.

I figured she was back.

I didn't realize
she was this close.

You better get
used to it, brother.

She's not gonna stop
until you're dead.

Come on. Ugh.

Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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