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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,057 --> 00:00:01,585 Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:01,595 --> 00:00:03,106 Q, I think this is it. 3 00:00:03,116 --> 00:00:04,307 The Tale of the Seven Keys. 4 00:00:04,317 --> 00:00:06,206 Jules, this is our quest. 5 00:00:06,217 --> 00:00:07,952 Was there always a keyhole right there? 6 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:12,315 The eye can never be fixed. 7 00:00:12,325 --> 00:00:14,484 But you can't spy on me anymore. 8 00:00:14,494 --> 00:00:16,553 You have a week's sail back to Whitespire 9 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:18,120 to think about what you've done. 10 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:19,656 Alice! 11 00:00:25,337 --> 00:00:27,329 I'm sorry. You called me too late. 12 00:00:27,339 --> 00:00:29,465 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He can't. 13 00:00:29,475 --> 00:00:31,634 No, come on, Pen. Don't, don't, come on. 14 00:00:31,644 --> 00:00:36,505 Oh, no. Shit. 15 00:00:36,515 --> 00:00:41,377 What the... is happening? 16 00:00:41,387 --> 00:00:43,479 We have to do something. 17 00:00:43,489 --> 00:00:45,347 Do something! 18 00:00:45,357 --> 00:00:46,648 Kady. 19 00:00:46,658 --> 00:00:48,650 Kady, he's gone. 20 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:52,721 No. 21 00:00:52,731 --> 00:00:56,825 K... Kady. Kady, I'm right... 22 00:01:03,508 --> 00:01:05,500 You need to hear me. 23 00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:07,368 I was astral projecting. 24 00:01:07,378 --> 00:01:10,438 I wasn't in my body when I died... it died. 25 00:01:10,448 --> 00:01:11,506 Damn it! 26 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,513 Damn it. 27 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:21,749 Damn it! 28 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:26,754 Q. Hey. 29 00:01:26,764 --> 00:01:30,424 Hey, I, uh... What's wrong? 30 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:35,191 Um... it's... It's Penny. 31 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 32 00:01:45,582 --> 00:01:49,143 Oh, come on. 33 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:53,480 I'm sorry. Do you ever have, like, 34 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:56,716 an inappropriate emotional response that you just can't... 35 00:01:56,726 --> 00:02:04,724 Um... 36 00:02:04,734 --> 00:02:08,427 Why is nobody crying? 37 00:02:08,437 --> 00:02:14,634 I saved all your asses so many times. 38 00:02:14,644 --> 00:02:17,034 Appreciate me! 39 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:29,581 Well, I suppose someone should say some words. 40 00:02:29,591 --> 00:02:33,585 Yes? 41 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:35,487 Okay, um, yeah. 42 00:02:35,497 --> 00:02:38,924 We're here today to remember the life 43 00:02:38,934 --> 00:02:42,761 of a friend and student. 44 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:46,264 Uh, William Penny Adi... 45 00:02:46,274 --> 00:02:48,933 Adi... Uh... 46 00:02:48,943 --> 00:02:51,010 I don't really know how to pronounce his last name. 47 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:53,521 It's Adiyodi. Idiot. 48 00:02:53,532 --> 00:02:54,877 Penny was complicated. 49 00:02:54,888 --> 00:02:58,776 And I... I, uh, think he probably hated me. 50 00:02:58,786 --> 00:03:02,546 But, um... 51 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:04,548 None of us really knew him. 52 00:03:04,558 --> 00:03:05,883 Not even me. 53 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:08,186 That's how he wanted it. 54 00:03:08,196 --> 00:03:11,189 So, uh... 55 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,175 All I can really say is, uh... 56 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:25,536 I am so screwed. 57 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:37,596 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 58 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:57,533 Okay, come on. 59 00:03:57,902 --> 00:03:59,034 Damn it. 60 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:06,936 Yo. 61 00:04:08,287 --> 00:04:09,544 Bodi, you down there? 62 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:10,946 Shep! 63 00:04:10,956 --> 00:04:13,198 I found one of them soft ones you like. 64 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,331 Don't burn it. 65 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,287 Oh, the vellum feels nice on my ass. 66 00:04:18,297 --> 00:04:20,555 No, no, no, no, no. I need that. 67 00:04:20,565 --> 00:04:22,291 I got a surprise for you, too. 68 00:04:22,301 --> 00:04:24,005 Fresh meat upstairs. 69 00:04:24,016 --> 00:04:25,033 What's it been? 70 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:27,591 Two weeks since we caught the Librarian? 71 00:04:27,606 --> 00:04:29,364 Not much left but gristle. 72 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:37,173 You ate a Librarian? 73 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:39,341 Hi, there. 74 00:04:39,351 --> 00:04:41,677 - Eliot? - Hello, kind strangers. 75 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:44,779 We were hoping to warm ourselves by your fire. 76 00:04:44,789 --> 00:04:46,648 That's a bad move, Eliot. 77 00:04:46,658 --> 00:04:48,183 What brought you to the Neitherlands? 78 00:04:48,193 --> 00:04:50,051 Family vacation. 79 00:04:50,061 --> 00:04:51,353 No, I mean... 80 00:04:51,363 --> 00:04:53,188 We got here using magic beans. 81 00:04:53,198 --> 00:04:55,041 - We used a magic key. - Right. 82 00:04:55,052 --> 00:04:58,846 But there's no magic now, so, um... so we're stuck. 83 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,949 - Like you? - That's right. 84 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:02,731 Fountains are all frozen over. 85 00:05:02,741 --> 00:05:04,065 We haven't eaten in days. 86 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:06,034 Right, um... 87 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:09,137 If you had a... an extra sandwich or something... 88 00:05:09,147 --> 00:05:11,472 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 89 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:13,174 - Have a seat. - Oh, thank you. 90 00:05:13,184 --> 00:05:16,009 No, no, no. No, Eliot, don't! They're cannibals! 91 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:17,238 Oh, God. 92 00:05:17,249 --> 00:05:19,079 - Thank you. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 93 00:05:19,089 --> 00:05:21,048 No, that's... don't eat that. 94 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,683 No, don't eat that, please. 95 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:24,833 You're eating a dude! Mmm, it's not bad. 96 00:05:24,844 --> 00:05:28,044 Oh, man, seriously, this place! 97 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,192 I can't believe that he's gone. 98 00:05:32,202 --> 00:05:34,261 I mean, we were never really that close. 99 00:05:34,271 --> 00:05:37,364 But I don't know, I... 100 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:39,997 I loved him, I think. 101 00:05:40,008 --> 00:05:43,334 It's just... how come you never really know 102 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:46,098 how much you care about somebody until they're gone? 103 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:52,260 I remember he used to let me ride around on his shoulders. 104 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,628 Hmm. What? 105 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:56,411 I loved that. 106 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,867 Were you close with your dad? 107 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:02,936 Oh... For... sake. 108 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,971 I saw him a few weeks ago. 109 00:06:04,981 --> 00:06:06,640 It's crazy. 110 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:09,710 Um... the cancer that he had 111 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,879 was sort of... inherently magical, 112 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:15,313 so magic went away, and... 113 00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:18,391 He's, like, in remission. 114 00:06:18,401 --> 00:06:22,515 Sorry. I didn't mean to, um... 115 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:25,585 No, it's good. It's good. 116 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:28,462 it's the one good thing to come out of this. 117 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,492 I didn't know when I was gonna see you again. 118 00:06:32,502 --> 00:06:34,460 I had nowhere else to go. 119 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:37,597 After the burial, I can't be in the same room as my mom. 120 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:40,266 I mean, we could use your help. 121 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:42,468 Finding these keys, bringing magic back... 122 00:06:42,478 --> 00:06:44,892 Honestly, I don't think we should. 123 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:47,920 Okay, I don't really know where to begin with that. 124 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:49,809 But, I mean, for starters, I mean, 125 00:06:49,819 --> 00:06:51,611 this is... this is our quest. 126 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,227 I sort of feel like we were elected. 127 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,883 It's magic. Jesus, Alice, I... 128 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:58,283 You turn it back on, what happens to your dad? 129 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:03,522 Sometimes I want magic back more than anything. 130 00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:05,725 And sometimes I just... 131 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:09,794 I look around and... and see what a mess we made with it. 132 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,531 Right now I just wanna be 23, 133 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:16,432 and not know what I want, and not know what I'm doing. 134 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:19,846 Yeah. 135 00:07:23,552 --> 00:07:25,193 Oh, God. 136 00:07:26,554 --> 00:07:29,647 I just remembered, I have to tell. 137 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,315 Eliot and Margo about Penny. 138 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:34,685 How? Aren't they in Fillory? 139 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,002 What are you doing? 140 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:55,573 That was super weird. 141 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,541 Your Majesty, if you would prefer, 142 00:07:57,551 --> 00:08:01,002 we can put into harbor at, uh, Broken Bay instead. 143 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,846 When did you get this sweet boat? 144 00:08:02,856 --> 00:08:04,882 Man. 145 00:08:04,892 --> 00:08:06,826 I miss all the cool shit. 146 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,685 We don't have a choice. 147 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,620 If we sail anywhere other than Whitespire, 148 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:14,007 the Fairy Queen will fly in on the back of some whimsical animal, 149 00:08:14,018 --> 00:08:15,836 and she'll slit our throats, or worse. 150 00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:18,011 A messenger bunny, Your Majesty. 151 00:08:25,323 --> 00:08:28,111 Penny's dead. Sorry. 152 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:30,080 Penny's dead? 153 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:32,415 Was he not already? 154 00:08:32,425 --> 00:08:33,549 What? 155 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,785 - I can't believe it. - Thank you. 156 00:08:37,223 --> 00:08:38,888 finally! 157 00:08:38,898 --> 00:08:40,890 He was my best friend. 158 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,093 Okay, I mean, all right. 159 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:47,304 I guess I always thought someday we were gonna bang. 160 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:50,766 Me, too, girl. Me, too. 161 00:08:52,979 --> 00:08:55,405 You know, I... I thought we'd have normal problems. 162 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:58,000 Like, I'd look at other girls, and you'd get mad. 163 00:08:58,011 --> 00:09:00,175 Or you'd tell me a story for the third time, 164 00:09:00,185 --> 00:09:02,461 and we'd realize we have nothing left to say. 165 00:09:02,472 --> 00:09:05,339 But we don't get normal problems. 166 00:09:06,857 --> 00:09:10,295 I know what you're looking for. Don't. 167 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,631 This is stupid. 168 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,725 What do you think this is gonna solve? 169 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:23,353 You can't hear a word I say. 170 00:09:23,674 --> 00:09:26,767 There is no point in me staying here and watching you suffer 171 00:09:26,777 --> 00:09:29,815 if I can't do a damn thing about it, so... 172 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,728 I'm gonna go. 173 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:36,798 Try and find some way to fix this. 174 00:09:41,024 --> 00:09:42,656 Goodbye, Kady. 175 00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:50,388 Julia. 176 00:09:50,398 --> 00:09:53,224 Help her. Now. 177 00:09:53,234 --> 00:09:54,976 - What? - The hell? 178 00:09:54,987 --> 00:09:57,379 You're the only one who can. 179 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:03,812 What? What... what happened? 180 00:10:12,386 --> 00:10:14,488 - Jesus. - Kady! 181 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,909 - Kady, come on! - Um... 182 00:10:20,798 --> 00:10:22,051 Kady... 183 00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:24,388 Come on! 184 00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:31,481 Come on. Please, Kady. 185 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,215 Wake up. 186 00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:35,654 Okay. Okay. 187 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,293 Okay, baby. 188 00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:39,129 Okay. 189 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:42,653 Holy shit, that was gross. 190 00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,059 What? 191 00:10:47,687 --> 00:10:49,520 You... you can see me? 192 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,067 You can see me? 193 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,102 Hey, what's your deal? 194 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,024 Sorry. 195 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:00,973 It's just, you're talking to me, 196 00:11:00,983 --> 00:11:04,176 and not through me, and that's... that's kind of huge, Penny. 197 00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:05,343 How do you know my name? 198 00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:09,313 Well, I've been watching you and your friends since you got here. 199 00:11:09,784 --> 00:11:11,915 I'm Hyman. Cooper. 200 00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:14,252 - Hyman? - Mmm-hmm. 201 00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:17,021 Did that mean something different when you were born? 202 00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:19,257 Wait, you... you haven't heard of me? 203 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:23,695 The Pervert Ghost of Brakebills? 204 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:26,217 I was a student here in the 1920s. 205 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,699 A Traveler, like you. 206 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:31,038 I would practice Astral Projection around the campus. 207 00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:33,370 You know, pop into lectures, the dormitories, 208 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,640 uh, showers, you know how it is. 209 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:38,042 - Uh, no. - And as a prank, 210 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,712 someone moved my body while I was... 211 00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:43,114 Being a... pervert. 212 00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:47,050 And, yes, in their defense, I was given several warnings. 213 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,220 But I never found my body. 214 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:53,657 You can't cast a locator spell without actual fingers, so... 215 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,026 it must have died without me in it. 216 00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:58,395 - That's a bummer. - Well, joke's on them. 217 00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:00,030 'Cause now I'm a ghost. 218 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,162 So it's all peeping, all the time. 219 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:06,637 You know you're not a ghost, right? 220 00:12:06,647 --> 00:12:08,071 Wha... I'm not? 221 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:10,687 You were on the Astral Plane when you died. 222 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:11,804 So was I. 223 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,507 Our minds were traveling. 224 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:16,079 Now they have no place to go back to. 225 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:19,445 Look, ghosts have some unresolved shit in this world, 226 00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:21,476 so they relive their death over and over. 227 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,050 Are you doing that? 228 00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:25,155 People can see ghosts. 229 00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:27,056 Ghosts can touch things. 230 00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:29,359 I know, 'cause I've been touched by a ghost, Hyman, 231 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,028 and it wasn't great. We can't do that. 232 00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:35,731 Okay, Professor, then how come I can sit in a chair? 233 00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:38,652 Why... why am I not just falling forever? 234 00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:41,671 I don't know. I don't make the rules. Your ass just knows. 235 00:12:41,681 --> 00:12:43,773 Look, didn't you... didn't you figure all this shit out 236 00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:46,108 100 years ago when you died? 237 00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:48,123 I mean, haven't you communicated with anyone? 238 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:52,113 I mean, tried to get a message out that you're alive... ish? 239 00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:54,283 Believe me, I tried everything. 240 00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,251 For years. 241 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,036 It did not end well. 242 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,790 - What do you mean, it didn't end... - Shh. Shut up. 243 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,692 Shut up. 244 00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:05,760 - Hey. - Hey. 245 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:07,128 How's Kady? 246 00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:09,064 Sleeping it off in the infirmary. 247 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:12,073 How did you know to knock down her door? 248 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,435 - Just a feeling. - Okay. 249 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,137 They're my favorite pairing. 250 00:13:16,147 --> 00:13:18,139 The... the tension between them. 251 00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:20,660 Friends for years, but he's always loved her. 252 00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:23,277 You're in a bit of a research K-Hole here, huh? 253 00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:25,213 - Mm, yeah. - It's cool. 254 00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:28,115 It just reminds me of me. 255 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,478 So, the second key... So, the knight's daughter, 256 00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:32,728 she found it in a sentient cave 257 00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,145 that just kept asking her riddles, 258 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:36,212 and wouldn't let her in until it deemed her worthy. 259 00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:38,258 - It was very patronizing. - Wait. Why does that sound familiar? 260 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:42,830 Because Rupert Chatwin found the same cave 261 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,289 in the first Fillory book, "The World in the Walls." 262 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,429 He was being chased by a belligerent cassowary. 263 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,031 - I remember. - Right. 264 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:52,472 Um, so he finds this mountain of treasure, 265 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,549 uh, but only takes one item. 266 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,854 A golden key. 267 00:13:55,865 --> 00:13:58,455 - To bring to his friend. - Right, that he met during the war. 268 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,480 So, look, if this story is real, 269 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:03,850 and he actually did give him the key, then I... I... 270 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:07,487 Jules, I think the key is here on Earth. 271 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,756 Seriously? 272 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,191 These two? 273 00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:14,193 You and Kady are great. 274 00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:16,095 I totally ship that. 275 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,097 Alice is okay. 276 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,431 She's a bit of a Mrs. Grundy. 277 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,333 - You know? - I don't get that reference. 278 00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:23,485 Oh, Josh is my idol. 279 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,106 That man is a Vagician. 280 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,775 But Quentin, I mean, 281 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:33,879 the outsider let into the inner sanctum of secret knowledge. 282 00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:36,114 As someone born in 1902, 283 00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:40,373 I find a heterosexual white male hero very relatable. 284 00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:45,223 Anyway, Quentin is the duck's nuts. 285 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,393 No, that cannot be a real thing people said. 286 00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,228 So we should send a message to Eliot. 287 00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:52,197 Shit. Eliot. 288 00:14:56,912 --> 00:14:58,403 Oh, my God. Oh! 289 00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,891 Cannibals! They're cannibals! 290 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,410 - I told you! - Oh... oh, my God. 291 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,312 They made me... 292 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:08,813 eat a person. 293 00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:10,214 We should make a deal with them. 294 00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:11,549 No. 295 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,151 You can't negotiate with cannibals. 296 00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:15,657 You can't give them what they want. 297 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:18,155 - Well, can't we? - No! 298 00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:20,424 You're grounded. 299 00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,259 We need to find a way out of here. 300 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,845 On the Muntjac, the Key created a door 301 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,162 out of nowhere when we needed it. 302 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,264 I don't see any doors or places a door could be. 303 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,638 Downstairs in the Library! 304 00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:31,525 You lied about the key. 305 00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:32,739 They lied first. 306 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,656 I couldn't risk them taking the key from us. 307 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,540 No, you lied to me. 308 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:39,175 You were never collecting taxes. 309 00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:41,658 Uh, can we have this talk when we're not being hunted by cannibals? 310 00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:43,033 What is the key for? 311 00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:44,914 - Fray! - What does it really do? 312 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:47,183 It doesn't... matter if we can't find a door. 313 00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:50,220 Wait, there are doors all over the downstairs of the Library. 314 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,521 No shit! 315 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,778 I think that cannibal's sitting on the only entry point. 316 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:54,958 Wait, they're coming! 317 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,625 Run, run, run! 318 00:15:56,635 --> 00:15:58,294 Slow down! 319 00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,362 I have wooden toes! 320 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:04,367 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 321 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,602 Hyman, where have you been? 322 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,638 I went with them to solve the mystery of Rupert's golden key. 323 00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,306 Who cares? 324 00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:13,769 If they find all seven keys, Penny, 325 00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:15,811 then... 326 00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:18,113 something good happens? 327 00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:19,282 I missed a bit. 328 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:22,217 So the seven keys 329 00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:25,120 from the story unlock magic? 330 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,255 Oh, that's... 331 00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:29,224 We think that Rupert Chatwin brought one back to Earth 332 00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:32,861 and gave it to an American soldier that he served with 333 00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,129 in World War II. 334 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,297 His name was Lance Morrison. 335 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,900 And it turns out that after the war, 336 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:41,236 Lance went to a magic school. 337 00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:42,904 - Breakbills. - Right. 338 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,240 So if there are any records from the late 1940s, 339 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,364 maybe that can help us find the key. 340 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,812 My assistant's file cabinet, bottom drawer. 341 00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,422 Thank you. 342 00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:57,442 - Pardon the interruption. - Can I help you? 343 00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,853 Wait a minute. I know that guy. 344 00:16:58,863 --> 00:17:00,221 I certainly hope you can. 345 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:02,543 I'm here on behalf of the Order. 346 00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:07,594 At the Library formerly headquartered in the Neitherlands? 347 00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:09,263 We need to talk about Penny. 348 00:17:13,277 --> 00:17:16,637 Sorry to be blunt, but did Penny die a traumatic death? 349 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,178 Dean Fogg said you were the one to ask. 350 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,610 Yes, it was traumatic. 351 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,847 That explains it. 352 00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:29,282 Penny signed a contract with The Order, 353 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:33,453 guaranteeing his services in this life and, well, beyond. 354 00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:37,429 Curiously, his soul never reported for service to our Underworld branch. 355 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,260 - Then where is he? - I'm right here. 356 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:42,528 Likely in the process of becoming a vengeful spirit. 357 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,898 Best to nip that in the bud before his time is up. 358 00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,135 What do you mean? 359 00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:49,201 The soul is tethered to the body for seven days after death. 360 00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:52,238 We can use that tether to yank Penny's soul out from wherever 361 00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:53,272 and send him on his way. 362 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,976 - How? - Eat him, naturally. 363 00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:59,119 Oh, sweetheart, I'm not gonna eat him. 364 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,247 I'm a pescatarian. 365 00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,475 The Order has retained the services of a Corpse Eater 366 00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:06,952 - for situations such as this. - No one is eating my body, okay? 367 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,764 I'm not... done with it yet. 368 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:10,322 Kind of a ticking clock on this. 369 00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:13,592 If the tether goes before Penny's soul passes on, he's right... 370 00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,328 The Corpse Eater needs a tick to prepare. 371 00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:19,631 She'll be here tomorrow at sundown. 372 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:25,304 Oh, and you're welcome. 373 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:32,245 The ghost children at the Plover house couldn't be saved. 374 00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:33,913 But Penny still has his tether. 375 00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:35,382 I'm not a ghost! 376 00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:37,217 If he's a ghost, shouldn't he be, 377 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:40,254 I don't... I don't know, haunting us? 378 00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,541 What if something else happened? 379 00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:43,590 Yes, something else did happen! 380 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,393 It can take decades for a spirit to become malevolent. 381 00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:49,129 Corpse Eaters are a rare creature. 382 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,264 If the Librarians actually have one, 383 00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:55,268 not just some sicko who wants a free meal, 384 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,636 you should use it. 385 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:59,939 But what if there's a way to fix him? 386 00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,440 To bring him back? 387 00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,335 Without magic? 388 00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:05,245 Julia has magic. 389 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:09,181 Okay, not much, but I... 390 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,285 It's just, I... I... I can't wrap my head around 391 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:15,954 sending him to work for the Library for a billion years. 392 00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:17,408 I don't trust them. 393 00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:19,505 There you go. Come on, Kady. 394 00:19:19,515 --> 00:19:21,424 The Underworld's not so bad. 395 00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:23,843 Quentin says there's a bowling alley. 396 00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:26,685 And a billion years surrounded by books sounds like Heaven. 397 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,088 Damn it, Alice. 398 00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,857 I thought we were bros. 399 00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:33,085 Aah, let go, let go, let go! 400 00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:34,770 My God! 401 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,738 I was only trying to follow the story. 402 00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:40,516 No, what Julia does in the bath is not story! 403 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,420 It is revealing... of character. 404 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:47,478 Listen, I need to talk to Kady somehow today. 405 00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:48,658 Okay? 406 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:52,509 Now, I don't give a shit if it didn't end well for you in the past. 407 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,878 You are going to help me. 408 00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:58,002 Or I will cock block you for the rest of time. 409 00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,564 Okay. 410 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:07,961 When I first got stuck in the Astral Plane, 411 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:10,797 I spent months trying to push things. 412 00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:12,275 I never got anywhere. 413 00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:15,838 Until I tried being the thing. 414 00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:23,099 Okay, focus on a penny. 415 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,530 Ha ha, get it? 'Cause of your name? 416 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:26,766 You get it. 417 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,602 Now, you're not gonna try to move the penny. 418 00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:31,317 You're gonna try to be it. 419 00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:35,394 So... so pour yourself into its shape. 420 00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:38,298 Inhabit it with your whole being. 421 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:40,809 Go ahead. 422 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:42,452 Be the penny. Okay. 423 00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,972 I got this. 424 00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:46,637 Be the penny. 425 00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:47,768 _ 426 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,536 Just be the goddamn penny! 427 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:52,068 - Penny, just be it! - What does that even mean? 428 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,443 You're getting confused by the whole Penny thing. 429 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,275 Maybe we should have started with a nickel. 430 00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:57,825 - Wha... - Huh? - Be the nickel! 431 00:20:57,836 --> 00:21:00,169 Maybe you shouldn't say the same dumb shit 432 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,193 over and over! Oh! 433 00:21:02,204 --> 00:21:04,329 I'm sorry, but you're a dullard! 434 00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,557 A real dunce, I say! 435 00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:09,101 You are worth less than a penny, 436 00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,736 and a penny is worthless! 437 00:21:13,777 --> 00:21:15,279 Um... 438 00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:17,197 This is weird. 439 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,597 You are the Penny. 440 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,120 What do I do now? I can't move. 441 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,891 Well, how could you? You don't have any feet. 442 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,627 What are you... what are you doing? 443 00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:31,074 It sounds like you're pooping. 444 00:21:31,085 --> 00:21:32,764 Holy zerts! You did it! 445 00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:40,246 I still have the taste of pennies in my mouth. 446 00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:45,469 Wait, why... why don't I... 447 00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:47,779 Why don't I just project myself into my own body? 448 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:49,481 I know how to be that. 449 00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:51,149 The only reason you're still alive 450 00:21:51,159 --> 00:21:53,718 is because you were Astral Projecting when you died. 451 00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:56,020 So if you go back into your corpse, 452 00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:58,798 you'll just be... dead. 453 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,460 I need something bigger. 454 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,395 I need something that can talk. 455 00:22:04,405 --> 00:22:06,397 Yeah, uh, hey, be careful. 456 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:10,475 Controlling things with brains is much harder. 457 00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:13,779 Be the bunny. 458 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:15,571 Be the bunny. 459 00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:19,084 - Be the bunny. - It won't work. 460 00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:23,147 Fairy Queen bitch thinks she can break me 461 00:22:23,157 --> 00:22:26,457 with a few days' time out on Eliot's party boat? 462 00:22:26,468 --> 00:22:29,822 Your Majesty, upon our return to Whitespire, 463 00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:34,490 might I suggest a hot bath to relax yourself? 464 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:39,638 I can't, because that chalky twat won't get out of my tub. 465 00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:42,803 I keep waiting for Eliot to come back. 466 00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:45,136 But maybe he never will. 467 00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,539 That bunny I sent him was returned to sender. 468 00:22:49,753 --> 00:22:52,813 For all I know, he's dead. 469 00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:56,191 And him and Penny are blowing each other in Heaven. 470 00:22:58,059 --> 00:23:02,018 Now, when I get back... 471 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:03,941 I'm gonna fix this. 472 00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:08,492 Benedict, you're gonna round up the guards. 473 00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:11,495 Tick, you're gonna go to that fairy-repelling hallway 474 00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:14,164 and you're gonna grind one of those bricks to dust. 475 00:23:14,174 --> 00:23:17,087 You're gonna put it in the Fairy Queen's bath... 476 00:23:17,712 --> 00:23:20,525 and when that knocks her on her ass... 477 00:23:21,447 --> 00:23:23,740 I'm gonna cut out her heart and eat it 478 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,954 in front of every goddamn Fairy asshole in the Kingdom. 479 00:23:27,787 --> 00:23:31,325 Damn. Girl, you get shit done. 480 00:23:42,201 --> 00:23:44,966 And I thought Hyman was a perv. 481 00:23:52,373 --> 00:23:54,670 Be the Margolem. 482 00:23:55,915 --> 00:23:58,951 Be the Margolem. 483 00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:03,478 Uh, um, um, announcement. 484 00:24:03,488 --> 00:24:05,542 You guys remember the Margolem? 485 00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:07,882 Margo's doppelganger made of living clay? 486 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:10,698 Since Margo's been gone, I've been storing it. 487 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,486 You know, for safekeeping? 488 00:24:12,497 --> 00:24:13,507 Eww. 489 00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,573 That's problematic. 490 00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:19,178 It's not like that. I just dress her up and pretend she respects me. 491 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:23,496 Anyways, she's been out of commission since magic died, only... 492 00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:26,706 She woke up. 493 00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:54,163 I told you it wouldn't end well. 494 00:24:54,174 --> 00:24:57,048 You know, I wish you weren't dead 495 00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:58,493 so I could kill you. 496 00:24:58,504 --> 00:24:59,735 So, this Margolem must've had 497 00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:03,173 some residual magic left in her. 498 00:25:03,184 --> 00:25:06,399 Or the living clay she was made of was a magical creature? 499 00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:08,282 Uh, anyway, while we have you here, 500 00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:11,086 we found Lance Morrison's Breakbill records. 501 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,798 Um, it says that he was only a student for a semester. 502 00:25:13,809 --> 00:25:17,157 But it also says in this file that he left because of a "code seven." 503 00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:19,160 Student suicide. 504 00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:20,863 Or he magically exploded. 505 00:25:20,874 --> 00:25:23,376 I don't know why they use the same damn code for both. 506 00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:26,266 Okay, either way, he died on campus. 507 00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:28,134 So the key might still be here, right? 508 00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:29,923 But it says he was living in the West Dorm, 509 00:25:29,934 --> 00:25:32,516 - and there is no such thing, so... - That's because it's buried. 510 00:25:32,527 --> 00:25:34,298 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 511 00:25:34,309 --> 00:25:38,016 In the late 1940s, there was a haunting in the West Dorm. 512 00:25:38,027 --> 00:25:41,954 At the time, it was considered bad form to have a ghost on campus. 513 00:25:41,965 --> 00:25:45,329 Unlike today, where we put it in the goddamn brochure. 514 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,666 "That ghost" is gonna kill them. 515 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:49,938 To death, Penny. 516 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,974 So, the Dean buried the whole dorm. 517 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:55,305 Magically protected the entrances so that students couldn't find it. 518 00:25:55,316 --> 00:25:59,622 But magic is gone. So we can walk right in. 519 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:00,663 Right? 520 00:26:00,674 --> 00:26:01,698 What are you gonna do? 521 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:02,865 Nothing. 522 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,867 It's not my problem. 523 00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:07,535 - They're your friends. - Who I can't help in any way. 524 00:26:07,546 --> 00:26:09,348 You go figure some shit out. 525 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,675 I'm not going down there. 526 00:26:12,685 --> 00:26:13,943 What are you scared of? 527 00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:15,377 You're dead already. 528 00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:17,747 You're so dumb, Penny. 529 00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:21,250 Ghosts can hurt whatever it is we are. 530 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:23,405 That one in the West dorm? 531 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,733 Terrorized me for a week. 532 00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:27,389 Wait a minute. 533 00:26:27,399 --> 00:26:31,594 If they can hurt us, then... then they can see us. 534 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,649 Hey. Q. 535 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,506 All right. 536 00:27:09,807 --> 00:27:12,367 Um, excuse me. 537 00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:14,214 Lance Morrison? 538 00:27:14,224 --> 00:27:15,669 Who are you? 539 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,984 Did my father send you? You can tell him I am not coming home for winter. 540 00:27:18,995 --> 00:27:21,675 Hey, ghost boy. 541 00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:23,414 We need to talk. 542 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,889 You need to tell them that Penny 543 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:29,627 - is in the room with them. - What are you talking about? 544 00:27:29,638 --> 00:27:31,501 - Well... - No, I am not a bitch! 545 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,569 - Well, we don't think that. - Right, no, of course. 546 00:27:33,579 --> 00:27:36,744 Do you know anything about a golden key 547 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:40,158 that maybe your friend Rupert Chatwin gave you? 548 00:27:40,169 --> 00:27:43,809 Rupert? 549 00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:46,923 This place is quite something. 550 00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,075 Nothing compared to where you've been. 551 00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,555 He's in a ghost loop. He's not even listening to us. 552 00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:55,191 I brought you something. 553 00:27:55,201 --> 00:27:57,526 From Fillory. Here. 554 00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:59,461 Take it. 555 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:04,099 It won't hurt. It just reveals the honest truth of things. 556 00:28:04,109 --> 00:28:07,345 Shows them as they truly are. 557 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,746 I see. 558 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,288 Damn it, Hyman. 559 00:28:24,299 --> 00:28:27,045 This isn't terrifying. It's just two dudes kissing. 560 00:28:27,056 --> 00:28:28,622 You homophobic pussy. 561 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:32,592 Lance Morrison. 562 00:28:33,157 --> 00:28:36,630 You've been speaking out of turn about your mother's family. 563 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,334 You have sullied the McAllistair name. 564 00:28:39,345 --> 00:28:44,304 - All I did was tell the truth. - Truth can bury us. 565 00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:45,740 It's the key. 566 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,427 It's ruined everything. 567 00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:49,982 Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt this little father-son moment, 568 00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:52,654 but could someone please just say the words, 569 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:55,341 "Penny is in the room"? 570 00:28:55,352 --> 00:28:58,274 - Say it isn't true. - Okay. 571 00:28:59,784 --> 00:29:01,443 You can't control yourself. 572 00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:04,498 Don't blame the key for your perversion. 573 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,545 Whoa, dude! 574 00:29:06,556 --> 00:29:07,928 Whoa! 575 00:29:18,251 --> 00:29:19,648 The key's in the dad's pocket. 576 00:29:23,431 --> 00:29:25,545 I think he just... 577 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,179 Oh, shit. 578 00:29:33,963 --> 00:29:36,956 I tried being nice. You will say my name. 579 00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:39,248 You say my name, you ghost dick! 580 00:29:39,259 --> 00:29:40,893 What is your name? 581 00:29:40,903 --> 00:29:42,361 That's not a name! 582 00:29:42,371 --> 00:29:43,695 No, it isn't! 583 00:29:43,705 --> 00:29:45,522 No, it isn't! 584 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,232 Uh, Q? 585 00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:49,301 I think we might have broken this ride. 586 00:29:49,311 --> 00:29:50,368 No! 587 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:07,267 The Library has a Corpse Eater that can help take him to the Underworld. 588 00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:09,991 What's she saying? 589 00:30:10,002 --> 00:30:11,922 What... What..., stop signing! 590 00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:14,397 - Burn his body. - Burn his body? 591 00:30:14,408 --> 00:30:15,725 Oh, hell no. 592 00:30:15,735 --> 00:30:17,727 Then he'll be stuck there for eternity, 593 00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:20,916 turning into a ghost, or... or worse. 594 00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:25,186 She says, "Better than a slave "to the people who killed him. 595 00:30:25,197 --> 00:30:26,703 For a billion years." 596 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:28,475 Am I the only one that knows that eternity 597 00:30:28,486 --> 00:30:31,002 is a lot longer than a billion years? 598 00:30:33,377 --> 00:30:35,631 Lance said his mom was a McAllistair. 599 00:30:35,642 --> 00:30:38,319 Well, that would explain how he got into Brakebills. 600 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:41,047 The McAllistairs are on the Board of Trustees. 601 00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:43,516 They're one of the oldest magical families in America. 602 00:30:43,527 --> 00:30:46,477 Lance's father held the key. I mean, he knew how powerful it was. 603 00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:49,899 That it would reveal truth. It would show things that were hidden. 604 00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:51,427 So, he would have kept it. 605 00:30:51,832 --> 00:30:54,461 Except that he would have died by now, so... 606 00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,602 Wait, could you get us into that house? 607 00:30:56,613 --> 00:30:57,925 Maybe. 608 00:30:57,936 --> 00:31:00,519 Irene McAllistair's been calling me every day 609 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,631 looking for a lead on magic. 610 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,550 Perhaps if we could give her something that she really wants. 611 00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:12,507 Hey, have you been paying attention to Quentin's stupid key thing? 612 00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:14,472 - Have I? - Yeah, great, shut up. 613 00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:18,308 The ghost said it has the power to reveal things that are hidden. 614 00:31:19,574 --> 00:31:21,515 I'm a hidden thing. 615 00:31:21,525 --> 00:31:22,681 Twist. 616 00:31:22,692 --> 00:31:25,519 Okay, tonight it'll be seven days since I died. 617 00:31:25,529 --> 00:31:27,189 If I don't contact Kady today, 618 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,859 she is either gonna burn my corpse, 619 00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:31,129 or worse, give it to the Library. 620 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,673 I'm not getting eaten. 621 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:35,751 You know, Q said Eliot already found one of those keys. 622 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,048 Okay, simple plan. 623 00:31:38,059 --> 00:31:41,019 We use the key to make a Shadow Bat monster illusion 624 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:42,522 like that priest did on that island. 625 00:31:42,647 --> 00:31:45,033 We scare away the bad men, we get to a book chute, 626 00:31:45,044 --> 00:31:46,775 we find a door, and we get the hell out. 627 00:31:46,786 --> 00:31:48,243 - Okay. - Okay. 628 00:31:53,504 --> 00:31:55,295 Please tell me you can see me. 629 00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:02,589 - Jesus. - Holy moly. 630 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,189 What have I done? 631 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,226 Eliot, what the hell are you wearing? 632 00:32:08,237 --> 00:32:10,728 Hi... Dad. 633 00:32:10,739 --> 00:32:12,861 Hi, Dad. 634 00:32:12,872 --> 00:32:14,859 This is your father? Hi, Grandpa. 635 00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:17,963 What is with everyone and their daddy issues today? 636 00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:19,831 Dressed like that, everyone's gonna know 637 00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:21,817 you haven't worked a day in your life. 638 00:32:21,828 --> 00:32:24,048 - It's just an illusion. - I didn't think you could make 639 00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:25,954 a sailor's uniform look gayer. 640 00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:28,118 - My God. - It's just an illusion. 641 00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:31,814 Eliot, you might be the only person in the multiverse more... than me. 642 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,228 You're just an illusion. 643 00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,892 I wish I could help. 644 00:32:39,577 --> 00:32:41,235 - Henry. - How are you? 645 00:32:41,246 --> 00:32:44,606 Oh, it is so good to see you! 646 00:32:44,616 --> 00:32:47,276 I was so happy when you called. 647 00:32:47,286 --> 00:32:49,606 Yeah. Irene, these are my students. 648 00:32:49,617 --> 00:32:52,684 Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure. Come on in. 649 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,098 Okay, there's some real "Beauty and the Beast" 650 00:33:03,109 --> 00:33:04,835 kind of stuff happening here. 651 00:33:04,846 --> 00:33:07,205 I don't understand. How is that possible? 652 00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:09,430 Well, the house's enchantments run 653 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,267 on a reserve of energy that my father built up over decades. 654 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:16,934 When he was a child, there was a blackout that lasted for months. 655 00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,007 So he wanted to be prepared. 656 00:33:19,017 --> 00:33:20,739 Please, come. Follow me. 657 00:33:21,652 --> 00:33:24,512 Unfortunately, they won't last. 658 00:33:24,522 --> 00:33:27,192 Most of the enchantments have failed already. 659 00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:30,239 Which is why I was so intrigued by your call, Henry. 660 00:33:31,962 --> 00:33:34,184 Would you like a martini? 661 00:33:34,195 --> 00:33:36,395 Martini! 662 00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,676 Um, can I get an olive in mine, please? 663 00:33:46,309 --> 00:33:48,059 Thank you. 664 00:33:49,646 --> 00:33:50,708 Thank you. 665 00:33:52,349 --> 00:33:56,864 So, which one of you can do magic? 666 00:33:57,985 --> 00:33:59,137 Um... 667 00:33:59,556 --> 00:34:01,770 Well, I, um... 668 00:34:02,716 --> 00:34:06,977 So, before I knew about magic, real magic, 669 00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:09,475 I... I used to do a lot of sleight of hand tricks. 670 00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:15,060 So, it turns out that I wasn't very good at it. 671 00:34:15,071 --> 00:34:20,366 Um, I was cheating, um, by using translocation spells 672 00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:22,334 without really knowing it. 673 00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:28,674 Uh, I don't know why, but, um, those tricks still work. 674 00:34:28,684 --> 00:34:31,967 Or you have a squished olive in your pocket. 675 00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:37,932 Fascinating. 676 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,718 Not at all useful, but, uh... 677 00:34:39,728 --> 00:34:41,286 I can do more. 678 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,421 Um, do you have a deck of cards? 679 00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:45,591 Uh, excuse me. 680 00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:47,358 Where's your restroom? 681 00:35:03,618 --> 00:35:07,444 Holy shit. 682 00:35:19,923 --> 00:35:21,380 I'm sorry, Penny. 683 00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:23,962 It's been six and a half days. 684 00:35:25,071 --> 00:35:26,735 Time's up. 685 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,484 Come on. 686 00:35:52,165 --> 00:35:53,657 Come on, find it! 687 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:57,593 Come on! 688 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,665 Damn it. 689 00:36:44,648 --> 00:36:46,468 Kady, wait. 690 00:36:48,219 --> 00:36:50,812 I just need more time. 691 00:36:55,827 --> 00:36:58,518 It's not too late. 692 00:36:58,528 --> 00:37:00,983 Corpse Eater'll be here any minute. 693 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:04,356 Honestly, why do you care? 694 00:37:04,367 --> 00:37:05,815 He was my friend. 695 00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:08,151 He wasn't one of you. 696 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,764 You're right. I barely knew Penny. 697 00:37:13,243 --> 00:37:17,682 I don't know where he was from, I don't know about his family, 698 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,572 I don't know... I don't know how he found magic. 699 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,299 But I know what it's like to be trapped 700 00:37:24,586 --> 00:37:28,214 and to totally lose control of yourself and your life. 701 00:37:29,591 --> 00:37:31,376 But in the Underworld, 702 00:37:32,076 --> 00:37:34,034 he still gets to be Penny. 703 00:37:34,131 --> 00:37:36,554 Dammit, Alice, I'm still me. 704 00:37:36,565 --> 00:37:40,925 It took everything I had 705 00:37:40,935 --> 00:37:42,261 to try to save his life. 706 00:37:45,344 --> 00:37:46,513 And then... 707 00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,349 he died anyway. 708 00:37:50,929 --> 00:37:54,029 And then, I... and then I was relieved. 709 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,392 To be done. 710 00:37:58,552 --> 00:38:00,578 If Penny was here... 711 00:38:02,757 --> 00:38:05,549 If he could tell us what he wanted... 712 00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:08,832 But he's not. 713 00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:10,788 Okay, look, they're both terrible options, 714 00:38:10,798 --> 00:38:14,491 but if I had to choose, please don't send me to the Underworld. 715 00:38:16,904 --> 00:38:19,629 I know you don't want the responsibility. 716 00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:22,322 So don't take it. 717 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,503 Let me. 718 00:38:28,648 --> 00:38:29,806 No, Kady, please. 719 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,338 Be the candle. 720 00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:40,072 Be the candle. 721 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,354 I'll go get the Corpse Eater. 722 00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:53,259 Penny... 723 00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:04,392 That's uncomfortable to hold 724 00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,643 makes me feel like. 725 00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:10,365 I don't know, like I'm not really myself. 726 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,365 Okay, then I will... 727 00:39:14,457 --> 00:39:16,949 pass on touching it. 728 00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:20,002 Oh, uh, I checked the book. 729 00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:22,705 Uh, so, you unlocked chapter three. 730 00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:27,009 Um, and it looks like the... the next key 731 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:28,343 might be in Fillary, maybe. 732 00:39:28,353 --> 00:39:30,345 Um... 733 00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:33,982 Dean Fogg. 734 00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:35,316 Good morning. 735 00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:38,332 Yeah. It is the morning. 736 00:39:39,263 --> 00:39:41,755 Irene sent her apologies. 737 00:39:41,766 --> 00:39:44,559 Our little show did not convince her last night. 738 00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:46,839 We're out of time. As of this morning, 739 00:39:46,850 --> 00:39:49,243 the Board of Directors put Breakbills up for sale. 740 00:39:49,774 --> 00:39:51,433 The school will be closed. 741 00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:52,802 I'm out of a job. 742 00:39:53,044 --> 00:39:54,836 And I'd say you're evicted, 743 00:39:54,846 --> 00:40:01,383 but I have no idea who actually owns this building. 744 00:40:01,394 --> 00:40:04,153 Uh, Quentin, is this Scotch or Rye? 745 00:40:04,355 --> 00:40:07,381 - Uh, rum. - Excellent. 746 00:40:07,391 --> 00:40:10,312 Well, carry on. 747 00:40:10,323 --> 00:40:12,515 I'm going to go lie down. 748 00:40:17,267 --> 00:40:18,859 Well, look at it this way. 749 00:40:18,869 --> 00:40:22,863 Uh, now we've both been kicked out of Breakbills, so... 750 00:40:22,873 --> 00:40:24,698 we've got that in common. 751 00:40:28,311 --> 00:40:29,770 Holy shit. 752 00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:37,308 - Thank Christ. - Eliot? 753 00:40:37,319 --> 00:40:39,512 - Hey. - How did you... 754 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:41,781 Hey. 755 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:43,475 Can I please have some water? 756 00:40:43,493 --> 00:40:46,545 - Yeah, sure. - Sparkling, please. 757 00:40:52,902 --> 00:40:54,573 Gather 'round. 758 00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:59,019 Story time with Uncle Eliot. 759 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,261 This story is called... 760 00:41:03,019 --> 00:41:06,503 "Eliot did nothing wrong but was chased by cannibals 761 00:41:06,514 --> 00:41:08,572 through the... Neitherlands anyway." 762 00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:10,144 Sorry, who's this? 763 00:41:10,155 --> 00:41:12,646 Oh, right, yeah. Meet Fray. 764 00:41:12,657 --> 00:41:13,808 Our daughter. 765 00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:15,706 I'm sorr... your... Wait, your daughter? 766 00:41:15,717 --> 00:41:18,667 Please, hold your questions till the end. 767 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:23,938 So, the cannibals blocked our only point of egress. 768 00:41:23,956 --> 00:41:26,269 Naturally, I resolved to use the key, 769 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,042 which, in Fillory, created illusions of a terrifying monster. 770 00:41:30,053 --> 00:41:33,487 - He made his father instead. - No spoilers. 771 00:41:34,269 --> 00:41:35,964 But, yeah. What she said. 772 00:41:35,975 --> 00:41:39,073 Turns out the key creates illusions of what you most fear. 773 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,230 Hence... 774 00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:42,195 My dad. 775 00:41:42,206 --> 00:41:45,183 I told my father that the guys in the tent 776 00:41:45,194 --> 00:41:48,883 didn't know the difference between a tractor and a backhoe. 777 00:41:48,893 --> 00:41:51,995 So he went to set them straight. 778 00:41:52,006 --> 00:41:55,099 You saying you... you fed your... 779 00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:56,835 your dad to cannibals? 780 00:41:56,846 --> 00:41:59,605 An illusion of him. But yes. 781 00:42:00,261 --> 00:42:02,441 It was very cathartic. 782 00:42:02,452 --> 00:42:05,316 There was lots of screaming on both sides. 783 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:08,612 But we snuck right past them. 784 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,978 We found a key, too. 785 00:42:11,989 --> 00:42:13,784 - Oh. - Um... 786 00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:16,075 We've been... We've been calling it the truth key 787 00:42:16,085 --> 00:42:18,044 'cause it... well, it reveals truths. 788 00:42:18,054 --> 00:42:20,078 - Truths. - I can handle a little truth. 789 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,984 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 790 00:42:25,405 --> 00:42:26,737 I don't know. 791 00:42:26,748 --> 00:42:28,191 I don't see anything. 792 00:42:28,202 --> 00:42:30,187 Maybe it doesn't work on me. 793 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,781 - Oh, hey, Penny. - Wai... 794 00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:39,545 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 56435

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