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Previously on The Magicians...
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Q, I think this is it.
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The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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Was there always a keyhole right there?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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The eye can never be fixed.
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But you can't spy on me anymore.
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You have a week's sail
back to Whitespire
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to think about what you've done.
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Alice!
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♪
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I'm sorry. You called me too late.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He can't.
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No, come on, Pen. Don't, don't, come on.
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Oh, no. Shit.
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What the... is happening?
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We have to do something.
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Do something!
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Kady.
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Kady, he's gone.
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[WHISPERS] No.
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K... Kady. Kady, I'm right...
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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♪
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You need to hear me.
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I was astral projecting.
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I wasn't in my body
when I died... it died.
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Damn it!
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♪
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Damn it.
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[SCREAMS]
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Damn it!
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♪
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Q. Hey.
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Hey, I, uh... What's wrong?
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Um... it's... It's Penny.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, come on.
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm sorry. Do you ever have, like,
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an inappropriate emotional
response that you just can't...
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Um...
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Why is nobody crying?
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I saved all your asses so many times.
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Appreciate me!
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Well, I suppose someone
should say some words.
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Yes?
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Okay, um, yeah.
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We're here today to remember the life
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of a friend and student.
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Uh, William Penny Adi...
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Adi... Uh...
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I don't really know how
to pronounce his last name.
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It's Adiyodi. Idiot.
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Penny was complicated.
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And I... I, uh, think
he probably hated me.
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But, um...
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None of us really knew him.
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Not even me.
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That's how he wanted it.
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So, uh...
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All I can really say is, uh...
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I am so screwed.
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[CREEPY MUSIC]
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♪
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♪
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[BUZZING AND SPARKING]
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Okay, come on.
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Damn it.
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Yo.
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Bodi, you down there?
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Shep!
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I found one of them soft ones you like.
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Don't burn it.
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Oh, the vellum feels nice on my ass.
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No, no, no, no, no. I need that.
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I got a surprise for you, too.
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Fresh meat upstairs.
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What's it been?
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Two weeks since we caught the Librarian?
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Not much left but gristle.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You ate a Librarian?
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Hi, there.
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- Eliot?
- Hello, kind strangers.
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We were hoping to warm
ourselves by your fire.
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That's a bad move, Eliot.
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What brought you to the Neitherlands?
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Family vacation.
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No, I mean...
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We got here using magic beans.
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- We used a magic key.
- Right.
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But there's no magic now,
so, um... so we're stuck.
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- Like you?
- That's right.
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Fountains are all frozen over.
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We haven't eaten in days.
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Right, um...
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If you had a... an extra
sandwich or something...
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Have a seat.
- Oh, thank you.
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No, no, no. No, Eliot, don't!
They're cannibals!
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Oh, God.
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- Thank you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, that's... don't eat that.
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No, don't eat that, please.
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You're eating a dude! Mmm, it's not bad.
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Oh, man, seriously, this place!
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I can't believe that he's gone.
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I mean, we were never really that close.
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But I don't know, I...
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I loved him, I think.
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It's just...
how come you never really know
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how much you care about
somebody until they're gone?
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I remember he used to let me
ride around on his shoulders.
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Hmm. What?
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I loved that.
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Were you close with your dad?
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Oh... [GROANS] For... sake.
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I saw him a few weeks ago.
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It's crazy.
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Um... the cancer that he had
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was sort of... inherently magical,
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so magic went away, and...
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He's, like, in remission.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, um...
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No, it's good. It's good.
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it's the one good thing
to come out of this.
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I didn't know when I was
gonna see you again.
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I had nowhere else to go.
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After the burial, I can't be
in the same room as my mom.
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I mean, we could use your help.
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Finding these keys,
bringing magic back...
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Honestly, I don't think we should.
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Okay, I don't really know
where to begin with that.
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But, I mean, for starters, I mean,
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this is... this is our quest.
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I sort of feel like we were elected.
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It's magic. Jesus, Alice, I...
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You turn it back on,
what happens to your dad?
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[SIGHS]
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Sometimes I want magic
back more than anything.
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And sometimes I just...
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I look around and... and see
what a mess we made with it.
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Right now I just wanna be 23,
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and not know what I want,
and not know what I'm doing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I just remembered, I have to tell.
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Eliot and Margo about Penny.
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How? Aren't they in Fillory?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪
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What are you doing?
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♪
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[GRUNTS]
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That was super weird.
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Your Majesty, if you would prefer,
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we can put into harbor
at, uh, Broken Bay instead.
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When did you get this sweet boat?
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Man.
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I miss all the cool shit.
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We don't have a choice.
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If we sail anywhere
other than Whitespire,
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the Fairy Queen will fly in on the
back of some whimsical animal,
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and she'll slit our throats, or worse.
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A messenger bunny, Your Majesty.
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Penny's dead. Sorry.
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[WHISPERING] Penny's dead?
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Was he not already?
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What?
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- I can't believe it.
- Thank you.
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finally!
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He was my best friend.
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Okay, I mean, all right.
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I guess I always thought
someday we were gonna bang.
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Me, too, girl. Me, too.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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You know, I... I thought
we'd have normal problems.
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Like, I'd look at other girls,
and you'd get mad.
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Or you'd tell me a story
for the third time,
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and we'd realize we have
nothing left to say.
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But we don't get normal problems.
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I know what you're looking for. Don't.
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This is stupid.
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What do you think this is gonna solve?
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You can't hear a word I say.
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There is no point in me staying
here and watching you suffer
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if I can't do a damn
thing about it, so...
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I'm gonna go.
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Try and find some way to fix this.
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Goodbye, Kady.
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♪
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- Julia.
- [GASPS]
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Help her. Now.
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- What?
- The hell?
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You're the only one who can.
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♪
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What? What... what happened?
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[KNOCKING]
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[SLAMMING]
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- Jesus.
- Kady!
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- Kady, come on!
- Um...
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Oh...
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Kady...
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Come on!
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♪
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Come on. Please, Kady.
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Wake up. [GASPS]
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, baby.
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- Okay.
- [GAGS]
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Holy shit, that was gross.
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What?
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You... you can see me?
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You can see me?
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Hey, what's your deal?
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[LAUGHING] Sorry.
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It's just, you're talking to me,
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and not through me, and
that's... that's kind of huge, Penny.
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How do you know my name?
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Well, I've been watching you and
your friends since you got here.
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I'm Hyman. Cooper.
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- Hyman?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Did that mean something
different when you were born?
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Wait, you... you haven't heard of me?
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The Pervert Ghost of Brakebills?
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I was a student here in the 1920s.
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A Traveler, like you.
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I would practice Astral
Projection around the campus.
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You know, pop into lectures,
the dormitories,
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uh, showers, you know how it is.
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- Uh, no.
- And as a prank,
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someone moved my body while I was...
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Being a... pervert.
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And, yes, in their defense,
I was given several warnings.
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But I never found my body.
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You can't cast a locator spell
without actual fingers, so...
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it must have died without me in it.
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- That's a bummer.
- Well, joke's on them.
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'Cause now I'm a ghost.
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So it's all peeping, all the time.
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You know you're not a ghost, right?
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Wha... I'm not?
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You were on the Astral Plane
when you died.
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So was I.
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Our minds were traveling.
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Now they have no place to go back to.
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Look, ghosts have some
unresolved shit in this world,
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so they relive their death
over and over.
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Are you doing that?
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People can see ghosts.
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Ghosts can touch things.
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I know, 'cause I've been
touched by a ghost, Hyman,
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and it wasn't great. We can't do that.
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Okay, Professor, then how
come I can sit in a chair?
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Why... why am I not
just falling forever?
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I don't know. I don't make the rules.
Your ass just knows.
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Look, didn't you... didn't you
figure all this shit out
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100 years ago when you died?
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I mean, haven't you
communicated with anyone?
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I mean, tried to get a message
out that you're alive... ish?
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Believe me, I tried everything.
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For years.
266
00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,036
It did not end well.
267
00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,790
- What do you mean, it didn't end...
- Shh. Shut up.
268
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,692
Shut up.
269
00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:05,760
- Hey.
- Hey.
270
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:07,128
How's Kady?
271
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:09,064
Sleeping it off in the infirmary.
272
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:12,073
How did you know to knock down her door?
273
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,435
- Just a feeling.
- Okay.
274
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,137
They're my favorite pairing.
275
00:13:16,147 --> 00:13:18,139
The... the tension between them.
276
00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:20,660
Friends for years,
but he's always loved her.
277
00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:23,277
You're in a bit of a research
K-Hole here, huh?
278
00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:25,213
- Mm, yeah.
- It's cool.
279
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:28,115
It just reminds me of me.
280
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,478
So, the second key...
So, the knight's daughter,
281
00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:32,728
she found it in a sentient cave
282
00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,145
that just kept asking her riddles,
283
00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:36,212
and wouldn't let her in until
it deemed her worthy.
284
00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:38,258
- It was very patronizing.
- Wait. Why does that sound familiar?
285
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:42,830
Because Rupert Chatwin
found the same cave
286
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,289
in the first Fillory book,
"The World in the Walls."
287
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,429
He was being chased by
a belligerent cassowary.
288
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,031
- I remember.
- Right.
289
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:52,472
Um, so he finds this mountain
of treasure,
290
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,549
uh, but only takes one item.
291
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,854
A golden key.
292
00:13:55,865 --> 00:13:58,455
- To bring to his friend.
- Right, that he met during the war.
293
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,480
So, look, if this story is real,
294
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:03,850
and he actually did give
him the key, then I... I...
295
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:07,487
Jules, I think the key is here on Earth.
296
00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,756
Seriously?
297
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,191
These two?
298
00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:14,193
You and Kady are great.
299
00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:16,095
I totally ship that.
300
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,097
Alice is okay.
301
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,431
She's a bit of a Mrs. Grundy.
302
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,333
- You know?
- I don't get that reference.
303
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:23,485
Oh, Josh is my idol.
304
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,106
That man is a Vagician.
305
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,775
But Quentin, I mean,
306
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:33,879
the outsider let into the inner
sanctum of secret knowledge.
307
00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:36,114
As someone born in 1902,
308
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:40,373
I find a heterosexual white
male hero very relatable.
309
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:45,223
Anyway, Quentin is the duck's nuts.
310
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,393
No, that cannot be
a real thing people said.
311
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,228
So we should send a message to Eliot.
312
00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:52,197
Shit. Eliot.
313
00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:55,200
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
314
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,902
♪
315
00:14:56,912 --> 00:14:58,403
Oh, my God. Oh!
316
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:00,205
[ALL GASPING]
317
00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,891
Cannibals! They're cannibals!
318
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,410
- I told you!
- Oh... oh, my God.
319
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,312
They made me...
320
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:08,813
eat a person.
321
00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:10,214
We should make a deal with them.
322
00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:11,549
No.
323
00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,151
You can't negotiate with cannibals.
324
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:15,657
You can't give them what they want.
325
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:18,155
- Well, can't we?
- No!
326
00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:20,424
You're grounded.
327
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,259
We need to find a way out of here.
328
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,845
On the Muntjac, the Key created a door
329
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,162
out of nowhere when we needed it.
330
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,264
I don't see any doors
or places a door could be.
331
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,638
Downstairs in the Library!
332
00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:31,525
You lied about the key.
333
00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:32,739
They lied first.
334
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,656
I couldn't risk them
taking the key from us.
335
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,540
No, you lied to me.
336
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:39,175
You were never collecting taxes.
337
00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:41,658
Uh, can we have this talk when
we're not being hunted by cannibals?
338
00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:43,033
What is the key for?
339
00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:44,914
- Fray!
- What does it really do?
340
00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:47,183
It doesn't... matter
if we can't find a door.
341
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:50,220
Wait, there are doors all over
the downstairs of the Library.
342
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,521
No shit!
343
00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,778
I think that cannibal's sitting
on the only entry point.
344
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:54,958
Wait, they're coming!
345
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,625
Run, run, run!
346
00:15:56,635 --> 00:15:58,294
Slow down!
347
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,362
I have wooden toes!
348
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:04,367
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
349
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,602
Hyman, where have you been?
350
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,638
I went with them to solve the
mystery of Rupert's golden key.
351
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,306
Who cares?
352
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:13,769
If they find all seven keys, Penny,
353
00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:15,811
then...
354
00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:18,113
something good happens?
355
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:19,282
I missed a bit.
356
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:22,217
- [SIGHS]
- So the seven keys
357
00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:25,120
from the story unlock magic?
358
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,255
Oh, that's...
359
00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:29,224
We think that Rupert Chatwin
brought one back to Earth
360
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:32,861
and gave it to an American
soldier that he served with
361
00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,129
in World War II.
362
00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,297
His name was Lance Morrison.
363
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,900
And it turns out that after the war,
364
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:41,236
Lance went to a magic school.
365
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:42,904
- Breakbills.
- Right.
366
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,240
So if there are any records
from the late 1940s,
367
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,364
maybe that can help us find the key.
368
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,812
My assistant's file cabinet,
bottom drawer.
369
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,422
Thank you.
370
00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:57,442
- Pardon the interruption.
- Can I help you?
371
00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,853
Wait a minute. I know that guy.
372
00:16:58,863 --> 00:17:00,221
I certainly hope you can.
373
00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:02,543
I'm here on behalf of the Order.
374
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:07,594
At the Library formerly
headquartered in the Neitherlands?
375
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:09,263
We need to talk about Penny.
376
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:13,267
♪
377
00:17:13,277 --> 00:17:16,637
Sorry to be blunt, but did
Penny die a traumatic death?
378
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,178
Dean Fogg said you were the one to ask.
379
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,610
Yes, it was traumatic.
380
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,847
That explains it.
381
00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:29,282
Penny signed a contract with The Order,
382
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:33,453
guaranteeing his services in
this life and, well, beyond.
383
00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:37,429
Curiously, his soul never reported for
service to our Underworld branch.
384
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,260
- Then where is he?
- I'm right here.
385
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:42,528
Likely in the process
of becoming a vengeful spirit.
386
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,898
Best to nip that in the bud
before his time is up.
387
00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,135
What do you mean?
388
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:49,201
The soul is tethered to the
body for seven days after death.
389
00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:52,238
We can use that tether to yank
Penny's soul out from wherever
390
00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:53,272
and send him on his way.
391
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,976
- How?
- Eat him, naturally.
392
00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:59,119
Oh, sweetheart, I'm not gonna eat him.
393
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,247
I'm a pescatarian.
394
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,475
The Order has retained
the services of a Corpse Eater
395
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:06,952
- for situations such as this.
- No one is eating my body, okay?
396
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,764
I'm not... done with it yet.
397
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:10,322
Kind of a ticking clock on this.
398
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:13,592
If the tether goes before Penny's
soul passes on, he's right...
399
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,328
The Corpse Eater needs
a tick to prepare.
400
00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:19,631
She'll be here tomorrow at sundown.
401
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:25,304
Oh, and you're welcome.
402
00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:32,245
The ghost children at the
Plover house couldn't be saved.
403
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:33,913
But Penny still has his tether.
404
00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:35,382
I'm not a ghost!
405
00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:37,217
If he's a ghost, shouldn't he be,
406
00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:40,254
I don't... I don't know, haunting us?
407
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,541
What if something else happened?
408
00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:43,590
Yes, something else did happen!
409
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,393
It can take decades for
a spirit to become malevolent.
410
00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:49,129
Corpse Eaters are a rare creature.
411
00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,264
If the Librarians actually have one,
412
00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:55,268
not just some sicko
who wants a free meal,
413
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,636
you should use it.
414
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:59,939
But what if there's a way to fix him?
415
00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,440
To bring him back?
416
00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,335
Without magic?
417
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:05,245
Julia has magic.
418
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:09,181
Okay, not much, but I...
419
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,285
It's just, I... I...
I can't wrap my head around
420
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:15,954
sending him to work for the
Library for a billion years.
421
00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:17,408
I don't trust them.
422
00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:19,505
There you go. Come on, Kady.
423
00:19:19,515 --> 00:19:21,424
The Underworld's not so bad.
424
00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:23,843
Quentin says there's a bowling alley.
425
00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:26,685
And a billion years surrounded
by books sounds like Heaven.
426
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,088
Damn it, Alice.
427
00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,857
I thought we were bros.
428
00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:33,085
Aah, let go, let go, let go!
429
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:34,770
My God!
430
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,738
I was only trying to follow the story.
431
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:40,516
No, what Julia does
in the bath is not story!
432
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,420
It is revealing... of character.
433
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:47,478
Listen, I need to talk
to Kady somehow today.
434
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:48,658
Okay?
435
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:52,509
Now, I don't give a shit if it
didn't end well for you in the past.
436
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,878
You are going to help me.
437
00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:58,002
Or I will cock block you
for the rest of time.
438
00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,564
Okay.
439
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:07,961
When I first got stuck
in the Astral Plane,
440
00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:10,797
I spent months trying to push things.
441
00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:12,275
I never got anywhere.
442
00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:15,838
Until I tried being the thing.
443
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,941
Uh... [BLOWS THROUGH LIPS]
444
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:23,099
Okay, focus on a penny.
445
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,530
Ha ha, get it? 'Cause of your name?
446
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:26,766
You get it.
447
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,602
Now, you're not gonna try
to move the penny.
448
00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:31,317
You're gonna try to be it.
449
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:35,394
So... so pour yourself into its shape.
450
00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:38,298
Inhabit it with your whole being.
451
00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:39,659
Hmm?
452
00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:40,809
Go ahead.
453
00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:42,452
Be the penny. Okay.
454
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,972
I got this.
455
00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:46,637
Be the penny.
456
00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:47,768
_
457
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,536
Just be the goddamn penny!
458
00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:52,068
- Penny, just be it!
- What does that even mean?
459
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,443
You're getting confused
by the whole Penny thing.
460
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,275
Maybe we should have started
with a nickel.
461
00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:57,825
- Wha... - Huh?
- Be the nickel!
462
00:20:57,836 --> 00:21:00,169
Maybe you shouldn't say
the same dumb shit
463
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,193
over and over! Oh!
464
00:21:02,204 --> 00:21:04,329
I'm sorry, but you're a dullard!
465
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,557
A real dunce, I say!
466
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:09,101
You are worth less than a penny,
467
00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,736
and a penny is worthless!
468
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,700
[SCREAMS]
469
00:21:13,777 --> 00:21:15,279
Um...
470
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:17,197
This is weird.
471
00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,597
[GASPS] You are the Penny.
472
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,120
What do I do now? I can't move.
473
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,891
Well, how could you? You
don't have any feet.
474
00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:26,625
[GRUNTS AND GROANS]
475
00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,627
What are you... what are you doing?
476
00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:31,074
- It sounds like you're pooping.
- [GRUNTS]
477
00:21:31,085 --> 00:21:32,764
Holy zerts! You did it!
478
00:21:32,775 --> 00:21:36,621
[LAUGHS] [GAGGING]
479
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:40,246
I still have the taste
of pennies in my mouth.
480
00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:45,469
Wait, why... why don't I...
481
00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:47,779
Why don't I just project myself
into my own body?
482
00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:49,481
I know how to be that.
483
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:51,149
The only reason you're still alive
484
00:21:51,159 --> 00:21:53,718
is because you were Astral
Projecting when you died.
485
00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:56,020
So if you go back into your corpse,
486
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:58,798
you'll just be... dead.
487
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,460
I need something bigger.
488
00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,395
I need something that can talk.
489
00:22:04,405 --> 00:22:06,397
Yeah, uh, hey, be careful.
490
00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:10,475
Controlling things with brains
is much harder.
491
00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:13,779
Be the bunny.
492
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:15,571
Be the bunny.
493
00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:19,084
- Be the bunny.
- It won't work.
494
00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:23,147
Fairy Queen bitch
thinks she can break me
495
00:22:23,157 --> 00:22:26,457
with a few days' time
out on Eliot's party boat?
496
00:22:26,468 --> 00:22:29,822
Your Majesty,
upon our return to Whitespire,
497
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:34,490
might I suggest a hot bath
to relax yourself?
498
00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:39,638
I can't, because that chalky
twat won't get out of my tub.
499
00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:42,803
I keep waiting for Eliot to come back.
500
00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:45,136
But maybe he never will.
501
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,539
That bunny I sent him
was returned to sender.
502
00:22:49,753 --> 00:22:52,813
For all I know, he's dead.
503
00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:56,191
And him and Penny are blowing
each other in Heaven.
504
00:22:58,059 --> 00:23:02,018
Now, when I get back...
505
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:03,941
I'm gonna fix this.
506
00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:08,492
Benedict, you're gonna
round up the guards.
507
00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:11,495
Tick, you're gonna go to that
fairy-repelling hallway
508
00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:14,164
and you're gonna grind one
of those bricks to dust.
509
00:23:14,174 --> 00:23:17,087
You're gonna put it in
the Fairy Queen's bath...
510
00:23:17,712 --> 00:23:20,525
and when that knocks her on her ass...
511
00:23:21,447 --> 00:23:23,740
I'm gonna cut out her heart and eat it
512
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,954
in front of every goddamn Fairy
asshole in the Kingdom.
513
00:23:27,787 --> 00:23:31,325
Damn. Girl, you get shit done.
514
00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:42,191
[GROANS]
515
00:23:42,201 --> 00:23:44,966
And I thought Hyman was a perv.
516
00:23:52,373 --> 00:23:54,670
Be the Margolem.
517
00:23:55,915 --> 00:23:58,951
Be the Margolem.
518
00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:03,478
Uh, um, um, announcement.
519
00:24:03,488 --> 00:24:05,542
You guys remember the Margolem?
520
00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:07,882
Margo's doppelganger
made of living clay?
521
00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:10,698
Since Margo's been gone,
I've been storing it.
522
00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,486
You know, for safekeeping?
523
00:24:12,497 --> 00:24:13,507
Eww.
524
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,573
That's problematic.
525
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:19,178
It's not like that. I just dress her
up and pretend she respects me.
526
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:23,496
Anyways, she's been out of
commission since magic died, only...
527
00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:24,784
[GROANS]
528
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:26,706
She woke up.
529
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:34,374
[GROANS]
530
00:24:34,384 --> 00:24:36,569
[GRUNTS]
531
00:24:39,787 --> 00:24:42,945
- [YELLS]
- [SCREAMS]
532
00:24:42,956 --> 00:24:47,225
[SCREAMING]
533
00:24:49,374 --> 00:24:51,796
[SCREAMS]
534
00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:54,163
I told you it wouldn't end well.
535
00:24:54,174 --> 00:24:57,048
You know, I wish you weren't dead
536
00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:58,493
so I could kill you.
537
00:24:58,504 --> 00:24:59,735
So, this Margolem must've had
538
00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:03,173
some residual magic left in her.
539
00:25:03,184 --> 00:25:06,399
Or the living clay she was
made of was a magical creature?
540
00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:08,282
Uh, anyway, while we have you here,
541
00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:11,086
we found Lance Morrison's
Breakbill records.
542
00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,798
Um, it says that he was only
a student for a semester.
543
00:25:13,809 --> 00:25:17,157
But it also says in this file that
he left because of a "code seven."
544
00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:19,160
Student suicide.
545
00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:20,863
Or he magically exploded.
546
00:25:20,874 --> 00:25:23,376
I don't know why they use
the same damn code for both.
547
00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:26,266
Okay, either way, he died on campus.
548
00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:28,134
So the key might still be here, right?
549
00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:29,923
But it says he was living
in the West Dorm,
550
00:25:29,934 --> 00:25:32,516
- and there is no such thing, so...
- That's because it's buried.
551
00:25:32,527 --> 00:25:34,298
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
552
00:25:34,309 --> 00:25:38,016
In the late 1940s, there was
a haunting in the West Dorm.
553
00:25:38,027 --> 00:25:41,954
At the time, it was considered bad
form to have a ghost on campus.
554
00:25:41,965 --> 00:25:45,329
Unlike today, where we put it
in the goddamn brochure.
555
00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,666
"That ghost" is gonna kill them.
556
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:49,938
To death, Penny.
557
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,974
So, the Dean buried the whole dorm.
558
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:55,305
Magically protected the entrances
so that students couldn't find it.
559
00:25:55,316 --> 00:25:59,622
But magic is gone.
So we can walk right in.
560
00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:00,663
Right?
561
00:26:00,674 --> 00:26:01,698
What are you gonna do?
562
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:02,865
Nothing.
563
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,867
It's not my problem.
564
00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:07,535
- They're your friends.
- Who I can't help in any way.
565
00:26:07,546 --> 00:26:09,348
You go figure some shit out.
566
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,675
[SCOFFS] I'm not going down there.
567
00:26:12,685 --> 00:26:13,943
What are you scared of?
568
00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:15,377
You're dead already.
569
00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:17,747
You're so dumb, Penny.
570
00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:21,250
Ghosts can hurt whatever it is we are.
571
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:23,405
That one in the West dorm?
572
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,733
Terrorized me for a week.
573
00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:27,389
Wait a minute.
574
00:26:27,399 --> 00:26:31,594
If they can hurt us, then...
then they can see us.
575
00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:35,264
[SPOOKY MUSIC]
576
00:26:39,922 --> 00:26:43,758
♪
577
00:26:45,383 --> 00:26:49,477
♪
578
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,649
Hey. Q.
579
00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:57,118
♪
580
00:26:57,128 --> 00:26:59,268
[DOOR HINGE CREAKS]
581
00:26:59,997 --> 00:27:02,390
♪
582
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,506
All right.
583
00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:09,797
♪
584
00:27:09,807 --> 00:27:12,367
Um, excuse me.
585
00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:14,214
Lance Morrison?
586
00:27:14,224 --> 00:27:15,669
Who are you?
587
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,984
Did my father send you? You can tell
him I am not coming home for winter.
588
00:27:18,995 --> 00:27:21,675
Hey, ghost boy.
589
00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:23,414
We need to talk.
590
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,889
You need to tell them that Penny
591
00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:29,627
- is in the room with them.
- What are you talking about?
592
00:27:29,638 --> 00:27:31,501
- Well...
- No, I am not a bitch!
593
00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,569
- Well, we don't think that.
- Right, no, of course.
594
00:27:33,579 --> 00:27:36,744
Do you know anything about a golden key
595
00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:40,158
that maybe your friend
Rupert Chatwin gave you?
596
00:27:40,169 --> 00:27:43,809
- Rupert?
- [ELECTRICITY BUZZES]
597
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:46,923
This place is quite something.
598
00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,075
Nothing compared to where you've been.
599
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,555
He's in a ghost loop.
He's not even listening to us.
600
00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:55,191
I brought you something.
601
00:27:55,201 --> 00:27:57,526
From Fillory. Here.
602
00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:59,461
Take it.
603
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:04,099
It won't hurt. It just reveals
the honest truth of things.
604
00:28:04,109 --> 00:28:07,345
Shows them as they truly are.
605
00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:14,244
♪
606
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,746
I see.
607
00:28:17,756 --> 00:28:19,892
♪
608
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,288
[LAUGHS] Damn it, Hyman.
609
00:28:24,299 --> 00:28:27,045
This isn't terrifying.
It's just two dudes kissing.
610
00:28:27,056 --> 00:28:28,622
You homophobic pussy.
611
00:28:28,632 --> 00:28:29,824
[ELECTRICITY BUZZES]
612
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:32,592
Lance Morrison.
613
00:28:33,157 --> 00:28:36,630
You've been speaking out of turn
about your mother's family.
614
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,334
You have sullied the McAllistair name.
615
00:28:39,345 --> 00:28:44,304
- All I did was tell the truth.
- Truth can bury us.
616
00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:45,740
It's the key.
617
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,427
It's ruined everything.
618
00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:49,982
Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt
this little father-son moment,
619
00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:52,654
but could someone please
just say the words,
620
00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:55,341
"Penny is in the room"?
621
00:28:55,352 --> 00:28:58,274
- Say it isn't true.
- Okay.
622
00:28:59,784 --> 00:29:01,443
You can't control yourself.
623
00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:04,498
Don't blame the key for your perversion.
624
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,545
- [GRUNTS]
- Whoa, dude!
625
00:29:06,556 --> 00:29:07,928
Whoa!
626
00:29:07,938 --> 00:29:10,663
♪
627
00:29:10,673 --> 00:29:13,056
[CHOKING]
628
00:29:18,251 --> 00:29:19,648
The key's in the dad's pocket.
629
00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:22,842
♪
630
00:29:23,431 --> 00:29:25,545
I think he just...
631
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,179
Oh, shit.
632
00:29:27,189 --> 00:29:28,882
[GRUNTING]
633
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:33,953
[BOTH GRUNTING]
634
00:29:33,963 --> 00:29:36,956
I tried being nice.
You will say my name.
635
00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:39,248
You say my name, you ghost dick!
636
00:29:39,259 --> 00:29:40,893
What is your name?
637
00:29:40,903 --> 00:29:42,361
That's not a name!
638
00:29:42,371 --> 00:29:43,695
No, it isn't!
639
00:29:43,705 --> 00:29:45,522
[SCREAMING] No, it isn't!
640
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,232
Uh, Q?
641
00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:49,301
I think we might have broken this ride.
642
00:29:49,311 --> 00:29:50,368
No!
643
00:29:50,378 --> 00:29:55,955
♪
644
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:07,267
The Library has a Corpse Eater that
can help take him to the Underworld.
645
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:09,991
What's she saying?
646
00:30:10,002 --> 00:30:11,922
What... What..., stop signing!
647
00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:14,397
- Burn his body.
- Burn his body?
648
00:30:14,408 --> 00:30:15,725
Oh, hell no.
649
00:30:15,735 --> 00:30:17,727
Then he'll be stuck there for eternity,
650
00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:20,916
turning into a ghost, or... or worse.
651
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:25,186
She says, "Better than a slave
"to the people who killed him.
652
00:30:25,197 --> 00:30:26,703
For a billion years."
653
00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:28,475
Am I the only one that
knows that eternity
654
00:30:28,486 --> 00:30:31,002
is a lot longer than a billion years?
655
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,366
[GROANS]
656
00:30:33,377 --> 00:30:35,631
Lance said his mom was a McAllistair.
657
00:30:35,642 --> 00:30:38,319
Well, that would explain
how he got into Brakebills.
658
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:41,047
The McAllistairs are
on the Board of Trustees.
659
00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:43,516
They're one of the oldest
magical families in America.
660
00:30:43,527 --> 00:30:46,477
Lance's father held the key. I
mean, he knew how powerful it was.
661
00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:49,899
That it would reveal truth. It would
show things that were hidden.
662
00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:51,427
So, he would have kept it.
663
00:30:51,832 --> 00:30:54,461
Except that he would have
died by now, so...
664
00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,602
Wait, could you get us into that house?
665
00:30:56,613 --> 00:30:57,925
Maybe.
666
00:30:57,936 --> 00:31:00,519
Irene McAllistair's been
calling me every day
667
00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,631
looking for a lead on magic.
668
00:31:02,641 --> 00:31:04,019
[CHUCKLES]
669
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,550
Perhaps if we could give her
something that she really wants.
670
00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:12,507
Hey, have you been paying attention
to Quentin's stupid key thing?
671
00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:14,472
- [SCOFFS] Have I?
- Yeah, great, shut up.
672
00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:18,308
The ghost said it has the power
to reveal things that are hidden.
673
00:31:19,574 --> 00:31:21,515
I'm a hidden thing.
674
00:31:21,525 --> 00:31:22,681
[GASPS] Twist.
675
00:31:22,692 --> 00:31:25,519
Okay, tonight it'll be
seven days since I died.
676
00:31:25,529 --> 00:31:27,189
If I don't contact Kady today,
677
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,859
she is either gonna burn my corpse,
678
00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:31,129
or worse, give it to the Library.
679
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,673
I'm not getting eaten.
680
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:35,751
You know, Q said Eliot already
found one of those keys.
681
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,048
Okay, simple plan.
682
00:31:38,059 --> 00:31:41,019
We use the key to make
a Shadow Bat monster illusion
683
00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:42,522
like that priest did on that island.
684
00:31:42,647 --> 00:31:45,033
We scare away the bad men,
we get to a book chute,
685
00:31:45,044 --> 00:31:46,775
we find a door, and we get the hell out.
686
00:31:46,786 --> 00:31:48,243
- Okay.
- Okay.
687
00:31:50,454 --> 00:31:53,493
♪
688
00:31:53,504 --> 00:31:55,295
Please tell me you can see me.
689
00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:59,423
♪
690
00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:02,589
- Jesus.
- Holy moly.
691
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:03,824
♪
692
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,189
What have I done?
693
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,226
Eliot, what the hell are you wearing?
694
00:32:08,237 --> 00:32:10,728
Hi... Dad.
695
00:32:10,739 --> 00:32:12,861
Hi, Dad.
696
00:32:12,872 --> 00:32:14,859
This is your father? Hi, Grandpa.
697
00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:17,963
What is with everyone
and their daddy issues today?
698
00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:19,831
Dressed like that, everyone's gonna know
699
00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:21,817
you haven't worked a day in your life.
700
00:32:21,828 --> 00:32:24,048
- It's just an illusion.
- I didn't think you could make
701
00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:25,954
a sailor's uniform look gayer.
702
00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:28,118
- My God.
- It's just an illusion.
703
00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:31,814
Eliot, you might be the only person
in the multiverse more... than me.
704
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,228
You're just an illusion.
705
00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,892
I wish I could help.
706
00:32:39,577 --> 00:32:41,235
- Henry.
- How are you?
707
00:32:41,246 --> 00:32:44,606
- Oh, it is so good to see you!
- [CHUCKLES]
708
00:32:44,616 --> 00:32:47,276
I was so happy when you called.
709
00:32:47,286 --> 00:32:49,606
Yeah. Irene, these are my students.
710
00:32:49,617 --> 00:32:52,684
Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure.
Come on in. [CHUCKLES]
711
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,450
[CLEARS THROAT]
712
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,098
Okay, there's some real
"Beauty and the Beast"
713
00:33:03,109 --> 00:33:04,835
kind of stuff happening here.
714
00:33:04,846 --> 00:33:07,205
I don't understand.
How is that possible?
715
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:09,430
Well, the house's enchantments run
716
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,267
on a reserve of energy that my
father built up over decades.
717
00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:16,934
When he was a child, there was a
blackout that lasted for months.
718
00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,007
So he wanted to be prepared.
719
00:33:19,017 --> 00:33:20,739
Please, come. Follow me.
720
00:33:21,652 --> 00:33:24,512
Unfortunately, they won't last.
721
00:33:24,522 --> 00:33:27,192
Most of the enchantments
have failed already.
722
00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:30,239
Which is why I was so intrigued
by your call, Henry.
723
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,317
Mmm.
724
00:33:31,962 --> 00:33:34,184
Would you like a martini?
725
00:33:34,195 --> 00:33:36,395
- Martini!
- [SHAKING]
726
00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,676
Um, can I get an olive in mine, please?
727
00:33:46,309 --> 00:33:48,059
Thank you.
728
00:33:49,646 --> 00:33:50,708
Thank you.
729
00:33:52,349 --> 00:33:56,864
So, which one of you can do magic?
730
00:33:57,985 --> 00:33:59,137
Um...
731
00:33:59,556 --> 00:34:01,770
Well, I, um...
732
00:34:02,716 --> 00:34:06,977
So, before I knew about magic,
real magic,
733
00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:09,475
I... I used to do a lot
of sleight of hand tricks.
734
00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:15,060
So, it turns out that
I wasn't very good at it.
735
00:34:15,071 --> 00:34:20,366
Um, I was cheating, um,
by using translocation spells
736
00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:22,334
without really knowing it.
737
00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:28,674
Uh, I don't know why, but, um,
those tricks still work.
738
00:34:28,684 --> 00:34:31,967
Or you have a squished olive
in your pocket.
739
00:34:35,091 --> 00:34:36,196
[CHUCKLES]
740
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:37,932
Fascinating.
741
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,718
Not at all useful, but, uh...
742
00:34:39,728 --> 00:34:41,286
I can do more.
743
00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,421
Um, do you have a deck of cards?
744
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:45,591
[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, excuse me.
745
00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:47,358
Where's your restroom?
746
00:34:47,368 --> 00:34:50,095
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
747
00:34:50,105 --> 00:34:57,909
♪
748
00:35:03,618 --> 00:35:07,444
[SNAPS] Holy shit.
749
00:35:08,195 --> 00:35:10,714
[GASPING]
750
00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:14,829
♪
751
00:35:19,923 --> 00:35:21,380
I'm sorry, Penny.
752
00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:23,962
It's been six and a half days.
753
00:35:25,071 --> 00:35:26,735
Time's up.
754
00:35:27,774 --> 00:35:33,328
♪
755
00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:43,047
♪
756
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,484
Come on.
757
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:52,155
♪
758
00:35:52,165 --> 00:35:53,657
Come on, find it!
759
00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:56,492
♪
760
00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:57,593
Come on!
761
00:35:57,603 --> 00:36:01,030
♪
762
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,665
Damn it.
763
00:36:02,675 --> 00:36:07,526
♪
764
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:17,792
♪
765
00:36:22,794 --> 00:36:27,637
♪
766
00:36:32,739 --> 00:36:38,137
♪
767
00:36:44,648 --> 00:36:46,468
Kady, wait.
768
00:36:48,219 --> 00:36:50,812
I just need more time.
769
00:36:55,827 --> 00:36:58,518
- It's not too late.
- [GASPS]
770
00:36:58,528 --> 00:37:00,983
Corpse Eater'll be here any minute.
771
00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:04,356
Honestly, why do you care?
772
00:37:04,367 --> 00:37:05,815
He was my friend.
773
00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:08,151
He wasn't one of you.
774
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,764
You're right. I barely knew Penny.
775
00:37:11,774 --> 00:37:13,233
♪
776
00:37:13,243 --> 00:37:17,682
I don't know where he was from,
I don't know about his family,
777
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,572
I don't know... I don't know
how he found magic.
778
00:37:19,582 --> 00:37:21,229
♪
779
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,299
But I know what it's like to be trapped
780
00:37:24,586 --> 00:37:28,214
and to totally lose control
of yourself and your life.
781
00:37:28,224 --> 00:37:29,581
♪
782
00:37:29,591 --> 00:37:31,376
But in the Underworld,
783
00:37:32,076 --> 00:37:34,034
he still gets to be Penny.
784
00:37:34,131 --> 00:37:36,554
Dammit, Alice, I'm still me.
785
00:37:36,565 --> 00:37:40,925
It took everything I had
786
00:37:40,935 --> 00:37:42,261
to try to save his life.
787
00:37:42,271 --> 00:37:45,333
♪
788
00:37:45,344 --> 00:37:46,513
And then...
789
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,349
he died anyway.
790
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,918
♪
791
00:37:50,929 --> 00:37:54,029
And then, I... and then I was relieved.
792
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,392
To be done.
793
00:37:55,617 --> 00:37:58,542
♪
794
00:37:58,552 --> 00:38:00,578
If Penny was here...
795
00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:02,747
♪
796
00:38:02,757 --> 00:38:05,549
If he could tell us what he wanted...
797
00:38:05,559 --> 00:38:07,652
♪
798
00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:08,832
But he's not.
799
00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:10,788
Okay, look,
they're both terrible options,
800
00:38:10,798 --> 00:38:14,491
but if I had to choose, please
don't send me to the Underworld.
801
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,894
♪
802
00:38:16,904 --> 00:38:19,629
I know you don't want
the responsibility.
803
00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:21,187
♪
804
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:22,322
So don't take it.
805
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:25,293
♪
806
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,503
Let me.
807
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,638
♪
808
00:38:28,648 --> 00:38:29,806
No, Kady, please.
809
00:38:29,816 --> 00:38:34,844
♪
810
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,338
Be the candle.
811
00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:40,072
Be the candle.
812
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,354
I'll go get the Corpse Eater.
813
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,789
[RUMBLING]
814
00:38:46,799 --> 00:38:50,793
[FIRE FLARING]
815
00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:53,259
Penny...
816
00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:04,392
That's uncomfortable to hold
817
00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,643
makes me feel like.
818
00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:10,365
I don't know,
like I'm not really myself.
819
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,365
Okay, then I will...
820
00:39:14,457 --> 00:39:16,949
pass on touching it.
821
00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:20,002
Oh, uh, I checked the book.
822
00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:22,705
Uh, so, you unlocked chapter three.
823
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:27,009
Um, and it looks like the...
the next key
824
00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:28,343
might be in Fillary, maybe.
825
00:39:28,353 --> 00:39:30,345
- [DOOR CREAKING]
- Um...
826
00:39:30,355 --> 00:39:32,581
- [SLAMMING]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
827
00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:33,982
Dean Fogg.
828
00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:35,316
Good morning.
829
00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:38,332
Yeah. It is the morning.
830
00:39:39,263 --> 00:39:41,755
Irene sent her apologies.
831
00:39:41,766 --> 00:39:44,559
Our little show did not
convince her last night.
832
00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:46,839
We're out of time. As of this morning,
833
00:39:46,850 --> 00:39:49,243
the Board of Directors
put Breakbills up for sale.
834
00:39:49,774 --> 00:39:51,433
The school will be closed.
835
00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:52,802
I'm out of a job.
836
00:39:53,044 --> 00:39:54,836
And I'd say you're evicted,
837
00:39:54,846 --> 00:40:01,383
but I have no idea who
actually owns this building.
838
00:40:01,394 --> 00:40:04,153
Uh, Quentin, is this Scotch or Rye?
839
00:40:04,355 --> 00:40:07,381
- Uh, rum.
- Excellent.
840
00:40:07,391 --> 00:40:10,312
Well, carry on.
841
00:40:10,323 --> 00:40:12,515
I'm going to go lie down.
842
00:40:17,267 --> 00:40:18,859
Well, look at it this way.
843
00:40:18,869 --> 00:40:22,863
Uh, now we've both been kicked
out of Breakbills, so...
844
00:40:22,873 --> 00:40:24,698
we've got that in common.
845
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:28,301
[CROWD SHOUTING]
846
00:40:28,311 --> 00:40:29,770
Holy shit.
847
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:32,748
[PANTING]
848
00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:37,308
- Thank Christ.
- Eliot?
849
00:40:37,319 --> 00:40:39,512
- Hey.
- How did you...
850
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:41,781
Hey.
851
00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:43,475
Can I please have some water?
852
00:40:43,493 --> 00:40:46,545
- Yeah, sure.
- Sparkling, please.
853
00:40:52,902 --> 00:40:54,573
Gather 'round.
854
00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:59,019
Story time with Uncle Eliot.
855
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,261
This story is called...
856
00:41:03,019 --> 00:41:06,503
"Eliot did nothing wrong
but was chased by cannibals
857
00:41:06,514 --> 00:41:08,572
through the... Neitherlands anyway."
858
00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:10,144
Sorry, who's this?
859
00:41:10,155 --> 00:41:12,646
Oh, right, yeah. Meet Fray.
860
00:41:12,657 --> 00:41:13,808
Our daughter.
861
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:15,706
I'm sorr... your... Wait, your daughter?
862
00:41:15,717 --> 00:41:18,667
Please, hold your questions
till the end.
863
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:23,938
So, the cannibals blocked
our only point of egress.
864
00:41:23,956 --> 00:41:26,269
Naturally, I resolved to use the key,
865
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,042
which, in Fillory, created
illusions of a terrifying monster.
866
00:41:30,053 --> 00:41:33,487
- He made his father instead.
- No spoilers.
867
00:41:34,269 --> 00:41:35,964
But, yeah. What she said.
868
00:41:35,975 --> 00:41:39,073
Turns out the key creates
illusions of what you most fear.
869
00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,230
Hence...
870
00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:42,195
My dad.
871
00:41:42,206 --> 00:41:45,183
I told my father that
the guys in the tent
872
00:41:45,194 --> 00:41:48,883
didn't know the difference
between a tractor and a backhoe.
873
00:41:48,893 --> 00:41:51,995
So he went to set them straight.
874
00:41:52,006 --> 00:41:55,099
You saying you... you fed your...
875
00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:56,835
your dad to cannibals?
876
00:41:56,846 --> 00:41:59,605
An illusion of him. But yes.
877
00:42:00,261 --> 00:42:02,441
It was very cathartic.
878
00:42:02,452 --> 00:42:05,316
There was lots of screaming
on both sides.
879
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:08,612
But we snuck right past them.
880
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,978
We found a key, too.
881
00:42:11,989 --> 00:42:13,784
- Oh.
- Um...
882
00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:16,075
We've been... We've been
calling it the truth key
883
00:42:16,085 --> 00:42:18,044
'cause it... well, it reveals truths.
884
00:42:18,054 --> 00:42:20,079
- Truths.
- I can handle a little truth.
885
00:42:20,089 --> 00:42:23,082
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
886
00:42:23,092 --> 00:42:25,394
♪
887
00:42:25,405 --> 00:42:26,737
I don't know.
888
00:42:26,748 --> 00:42:28,191
I don't see anything.
889
00:42:28,202 --> 00:42:30,187
Maybe it doesn't work on me.
890
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,781
- Oh, hey, Penny.
- Wai...61540
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