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Previously, on "The Magicians"...
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As a niffin, you made enemies.
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One of them seeks you... the Lamprey.
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You're down to an early warning device.
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- An alarm, if you will.
- What is that, a joke?
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- Is it cancer?
- Call it cancer plus.
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Every time you leave this branch,
you go where time moves normally,
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- and where time progresses...
- So does my super cancer. I know.
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I wanna do a spell. A cheat day.
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I'm just putting it all together.
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Just tell me what you think,
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and could you maybe
try a Russian accent?
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Mayakovsky. That's a battery.
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That holds magical current.
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How many of those do you have?
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- My people need help.
- They sure do.
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I'll send you on an epic quest.
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The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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And we're already on it.
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The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Chapter one.
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Long ago, in a far-off kingdom,
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lived the daughter of a brave knight.
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
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The knight had always wanted a son
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to whom he might pass on his skills.
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So, while father and
daughter loved one another,
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she often felt herself
a disappointment to him.
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One day, a witch kidnapped the knight.
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♪ ♪
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The daughter pleaded
with her to return him.
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The witch said no, but
he could be rescued
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if the girl could complete a quest.
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"There are seven keys," said the witch.
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"Find them, and you can
open your father's prison...
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the Castle At The End of the World.
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The witch told the daughter
the first key was to be found
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on an island beyond her kingdom,
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so she sailed past the Outer Islands.
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And while the voyage was treacherous,
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her destination was more so,
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for nothing was as it
seemed on After Island.
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Wow. Okay.
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So, then...
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Then...
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Jesus.
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This book is more withholding
than my last girlfriend.
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Right, so the first quest
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is in Fillory.
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Eliot's taking point.
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- Yeah, but we should be there with him.
- Hell, yeah, we should.
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Quests are not a solo op,
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and thanks to Dean Fogg and
the world's biggest FedEx bill,
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we've got the clock.
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So all we need is magic.
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- Which is where you come in, right?
- Wrong.
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I mean, that would be like trying
to power a Ferrari
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- on a drop of unleaded.
- So we power this puppy how?
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- Mayakovsky.
- Yes.
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Can I focus on something I
don't wanna punch in the face?
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He had four batteries
in Brakebills South.
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He said that's all he had, but...
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He's a lying drunk, so
of course he had more.
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And he's been MIA since
magic got shut down.
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And if he's roaming the
earth, he's using them.
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If only to scam chicks.
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- Any ideas where?
- No.
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I mean, magic might be dead, but...
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Google isn't.
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So...
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We're out of dough.
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Moolah.
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Chedda.
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Money, people.
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Magic's gone.
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We can't even control the
gold-shitting beetles anymore,
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and now they've declared
themselves free and disappeared.
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We're about to be a third world country
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on a planet with two
and a half countries.
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Yes, which is why the
Council and I are wondering
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why we're spending so much money
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on a very old ship.
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Oh, thank you for asking, Queen Margo.
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The Muntjac is the fastest boat
in our ancient, leaky fleet,
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and the best way to
reach the Outer Islands,
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where taxes haven't been collected in...
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46 years, 3 months, and 7 days.
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So let's just be clear here
about how government works.
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We can't do anything without money.
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Now, if there are any
dissenting opinions
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as to my royal order,
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I will remind the Council
that this is not a democracy.
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Truer words never spoken.
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And this meeting
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is to inform all assembled
here what I intend to do.
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We'll see.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT WHISPERS]
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Me, either.
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♪ ♪
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[GROWLING]
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[PANICKED CHATTER]
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[CRASHES, UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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Guys?
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- Is that a Hedge Witch bar?
- Caught my eye.
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What... where'd you find this?
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YouTube. Urban Freakfest.
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Was just posted.
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[BEAR ROARS]
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Stop it, Mischa, no!
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[CRASHES]
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Okay, that's cool, um...
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Point one, Mayakovsky's first name...
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- Mischa.
- Right.
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The "Joe" of Russia.
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Point two, the symbol of Russia...
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a brown bear.
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Point three... recognize that?
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- Yeah, that does kinda look like...
- Yep.
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And point four...
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[CRASHES]
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[BEAR ROARS]
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That bear is a dick.
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Da.
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[CRASHES] [SHOUTING]
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[MEOWING]
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How old is this one?
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Moses is eight months.
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That's too old.
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- Hmm, what about...
- First, I...
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need to know whether
you have fully accepted Jesus
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as your savior.
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Pardon?
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What about this one?
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- Hester is five months.
- I'll take her.
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[PURRING]
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I do need you to swear to me
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that you'll protect this animal,
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and Hester shall see no evil.
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[MEOWING]
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[DRILLING]
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[CLICKING]
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[DRILLING]
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[CLICKING, HISSING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GASPS, GROANS]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx & chamallow
www.addic7ed.com
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[CROWD SHOUTING]
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So, wait, Mayakovsky
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uses the last drops of magic
anywhere for a bar trick?
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Or maybe someone did it to him.
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- Or the bear could just be a bear.
- Look, do you recognize this place?
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[SCOFFS]
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You said you had
something else to show me?
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[STAMMERS] Wait... how?
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I don't know, but it's all I can do,
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Which is almost worse
than nothing at all.
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But if Mayakovsky was in New York City
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with a battery big enough
to turn himself into a bear,
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maybe there are more.
And if Julia could get her hands
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- on one of those batteries...
- Then maybe we could help Penny.
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That is a Hedge bar.
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I was 86-ed, so just get us in.
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Yeah, well, recent history
doesn't do much for your credibility
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when it comes to you, me, and a plan.
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- How sick is Penny?
- ...You.
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Look, if Penny doesn't need magic, go.
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[GLASSES CLINKING]
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D. Hey.
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Hey.
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It's good to see you, K.
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Yeah, you too.
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So, um...
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- the bear?
- Yeah, that was weird. I mean...
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I've seen weirder, but...
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not in a while.
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- It kinda gave me hope.
- Yeah.
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Do you remember what
happened right before?
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Yeah, you could smell
it first, then feel it.
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I mean, everyone in here could.
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You know, it's like, you're
starving for two months
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and all of a sudden, steak's
on the grill, you know?
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The whole room started buzzing and
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everyone zeroed in on
this drunk Russian guy
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- and the girl he came in with.
- Uh, is...
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Was that, um...
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- Was that the guy?
- Yeah.
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Jeez, that guy's a prick.
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Wait, I'm sorry, um,
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are you saying that it's possible
he turned himself into a bear?
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You know what? That guy was so wasted.
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I don't think he knew what he was doing.
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And the girl was trying to control him,
but she wasn't exactly sober,
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so it was a lot at once.
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Anything else you can remember?
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She was way too young for that guy.
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Wait, was that her? Is that the girl?
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Yeah, that's her. Yep.
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All right, hey, uh, I should
probably see her alone.
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Uh, well... Emily,
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even at her best, which she's probably
not right now, is a little...
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Crazy?
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Vulnerable.
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[PILLS RATTLING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SIGHS]
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[GLASS CLANKS]
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[BELCHES]
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Wow, that did not help at all.
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Maybe just give it a sec.
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I've given it a day. [LAUGHS]
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'Course, I've been
drunk for about a week...
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So there's that. Do you want a beer?
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- Oh.
- You do.
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- Uh...
- You want one. Come on.
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So, how did you guys end up at that bar?
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Oh, good story. well,
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last week, Mischa just showed up
at my door... very dramatic...
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telling me how he was free of the bond,
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he said, and that he'd always loved me
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and he always would.
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Oh.
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- Well, that's great.
- Yeah!
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So after, you know, a
couple hours in bed...
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just, like, ahh...
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We decided to celebrate.
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I remember the first five or six bars,
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a hotel, I think, or,
uh, some kind of room.
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Maybe it was an Uber. Anyway.
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We got married.
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You...
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- Wow.
- Do you like? [LAUGHS]
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Congratulations.
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I...
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Yeah, I think after
how bad it was before,
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he felt like he had to
prove his love, you know?
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He had to... he had to...
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[RUSSIAN ACCENT] make it permanent.
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- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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So how did he become a bear?
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Ohh.
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You know, I don't know.
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I mean, 'cause that's some
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really powerful magic.
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Considering that magic is dead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we met someone...
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at a bar, someone he owed...
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something... to.
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Maybe a battery?
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I don't know. Honestly.
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It was a woman.
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Yeah, I really had to pee,
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so I hit the ladies, and
I heard all this screaming.
262
00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,542
Next thing, he is... he is...
263
00:11:43,568 --> 00:11:46,148
he's hulking out of his clothes,
264
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,144
and he's getting all hairy.
265
00:11:48,161 --> 00:11:50,868
And he's now... he's
full bear, and he's...
266
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:54,826
just... just tearing the place apart.
267
00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:57,896
Right, but... so you think
it was that woman that...
268
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,973
If it was, and you find her,
269
00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:01,974
could you rip her... face off?
270
00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:06,108
Because now I am
married to a zoo animal.
271
00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:12,824
This better be good, Tick.
272
00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:20,621
Majesty,
273
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,595
I know something of this vessel,
274
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,331
and I feel obligated to, uh...
275
00:12:26,277 --> 00:12:27,949
warn you.
276
00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:33,339
Can I please just enjoy the fact
277
00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:35,704
that I have a beautiful
boat and I'm setting off
278
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,818
on a fabulous adventure
for just one second?
279
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,272
Of course, Sire.
280
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:40,853
Good.
281
00:12:41,273 --> 00:12:43,140
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
282
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,110
[CLEARS THROAT]
283
00:12:48,094 --> 00:12:49,478
Parade in my head complete.
284
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,380
Make it rain.
285
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,483
First and foremost,
286
00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:59,121
never forget this boat is
made from sentient trees
287
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:02,958
and therefore has, well,
288
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,584
a personality.
289
00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:06,476
And, uh...
290
00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:07,757
Your majesty.
291
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,570
Admiral Lacker.
292
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,421
Admiral.
293
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:15,312
Welcome to the Muntjac, Sire.
294
00:13:15,514 --> 00:13:17,581
There's no faster
boat in all of Fillory,
295
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,475
and certainly none more wise
in the ways of seafaring.
296
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,976
Fast. Wise.
297
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,273
You hear that, Tick?
298
00:13:24,359 --> 00:13:27,647
[MELLOW MUSIC]
299
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,516
If you'll follow me.
300
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,985
♪ ♪
301
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,988
Huh. Nice trick.
302
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,974
The Muntjac designed herself
303
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:39,658
to explore, do battle, and deceive.
304
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:43,096
She can carry threescore
most comfortably.
305
00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:46,574
I sense she's most
excited for this journey.
306
00:13:46,599 --> 00:13:48,000
♪ ♪
307
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,103
[LOW RUMBLING]
308
00:13:50,138 --> 00:13:53,009
Her heartwood, Sire.
309
00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:56,575
Happy to see us, I think.
310
00:13:56,610 --> 00:14:00,011
♪ ♪
311
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,685
I don't know, Tick.
Off your storm warning,
312
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:08,725
I was expecting a Kanye-level diva,
313
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,744
but I'm not even getting
a whiff of atty-patty.
314
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,086
Don't be fooled, Sire.
315
00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:13,906
To use your parlance,
316
00:14:13,942 --> 00:14:16,684
this boat can be a bit of an...
317
00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:19,035
Ass-ditch. [GIGGLING]
318
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,770
Ass-ditch?
319
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:25,024
Ass-trench?
320
00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:27,134
- Grave?
- No.
321
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:28,977
Hole. Asshole!
322
00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:30,355
- Ahh!
- Oh...
323
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:33,754
Oh! [LAUGHS]
324
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,843
- You all right there, Tick?
- Fine, majesty.
325
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,396
[SPLOSHY STEPS]
326
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,000
We'll require a master swordsman.
327
00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:42,433
Bingle should be more
than adequate, Sire.
328
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:43,922
The one who won't talk?
329
00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:45,773
My understanding is he feels
330
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,871
any conversation impedes concentration,
331
00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:49,842
which, as a swordsman, is unmatched,
332
00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:52,542
with 72 kills and
never a scratch on him.
333
00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:55,545
Well, you can't argue with success.
334
00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:57,380
Or a swordsman who won't talk.
335
00:14:59,585 --> 00:15:02,086
Going somewhere, dear wife?
336
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,520
On the voyage with you.
337
00:15:03,555 --> 00:15:06,055
After all, I found the boat.
338
00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,332
And I'm forever grateful,
339
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,121
but I do not think this is a good idea.
340
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,208
Why?
341
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,867
It's perhaps a concept you're a little
342
00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:20,569
too distracted to get.
343
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,605
It's an excellent idea.
344
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:26,407
I should know. It was mine.
345
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:28,543
[MYSTICAL MUSIC]
346
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:29,911
Any particular reason?
347
00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:31,880
Yes.
348
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:34,582
But I don't actually need one, do I?
349
00:15:34,618 --> 00:15:37,485
It'll be wonderful, won't it?
350
00:15:37,616 --> 00:15:40,955
To see the sky. Us.
351
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,556
So romantic.
352
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,558
- Additionally...
- Oh, Jesus.
353
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:47,803
I require someone I
trust to accompany you.
354
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:51,065
♪ ♪
355
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,901
We call her Frail Human.
356
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:57,026
Fray for short. Say hello, Fray.
357
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,666
I'd like you to meet your daughter.
358
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,607
- What?
- No.
359
00:16:01,643 --> 00:16:02,976
- Mm-mm.
- No.
360
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,511
- No.
- Our child is a baby.
361
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,147
In the fairy realm,
362
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:10,416
time folds in on itself and accelerates.
363
00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:13,038
Fray, I'd like you to meet
364
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,953
your father and mother.
365
00:16:14,989 --> 00:16:17,455
I think it's best that you both know
366
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,624
I serve and am devoted only to my queen.
367
00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:23,179
And I feel nothing for either of you.
368
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,497
♪ ♪
369
00:16:25,532 --> 00:16:27,032
[LOG CLATTERS]
370
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:29,134
[GIGGLING]
371
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,235
♪ ♪
372
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:43,155
Ugh, God. What a cliché.
373
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:46,301
The baby that becomes a teenager
practically overnight?
374
00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:47,964
Right?
375
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,332
- "Angel."
- "Twilight."
376
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,967
- "Buffy."
- Technically,
377
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,769
Buffy's sister was never a baby.
378
00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:55,478
She just appeared out of nowhere
and oh, my God.
379
00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,656
Two months without dick
I sound like Quentin.
380
00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,275
The point is,
381
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,044
only a creature from the land TV forgot
382
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,496
would think anybody would fall
383
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,681
for how shocking and original this is.
384
00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:07,983
So you don't think
Fray is your daughter?
385
00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:10,452
[SCOFFS] Do you see any resemblance?
386
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,788
I see your wife swooning.
387
00:17:13,948 --> 00:17:17,091
Three hours ago, my
wife was burping a log.
388
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,570
Still.
389
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,828
She has a quality.
390
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,766
Called unearned imperiousness.
391
00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:28,401
Your defining characteristic.
392
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,137
Until you earned it.
393
00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:31,434
Don't tell me you're
falling for this shit.
394
00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:33,807
I mean, look, I'm just saying.
395
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,242
On the off chance she is yours,
396
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:36,810
you're not gonna strand her
397
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,797
or lock her up or throw her overboard.
398
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:41,982
I will do any of the above
and worse if she disobeys me.
399
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,228
- Disobeys what, father?
- Jesus, fuck!
400
00:17:43,252 --> 00:17:44,218
[CLEARS THROAT]
401
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:45,718
Never do that.
402
00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:49,040
Mm.
403
00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:51,009
Bingle.
404
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:55,828
You take good care of your
king and his crew, okay?
405
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:59,398
Mm-hmm.
406
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,699
[SIGHS SHARPLY]
407
00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:05,203
Now, one last thing.
408
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:10,975
What you're doing is very heroic.
409
00:18:11,378 --> 00:18:13,616
Now, I mean that.
410
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:17,349
But what's the difference
between a live hero
411
00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:19,316
and a dead moron?
412
00:18:20,786 --> 00:18:22,386
Food tasters?
413
00:18:23,593 --> 00:18:24,926
No.
414
00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:27,291
[GENTLE MUSIC]
415
00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:31,143
One dumb decision.
416
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,185
So when it's be brave
417
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,299
or be smart...
418
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,301
♪ ♪
419
00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:40,935
You know which one, okay?
420
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:48,378
♪ ♪
421
00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:53,942
A woman. That's not a lot.
422
00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,218
Except someone has big magic, so...
423
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:57,411
Or had.
424
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,454
It could've all got
used up on Mayakovsky.
425
00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:00,981
No, I don't think so.
426
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,177
The Hedges,
427
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,758
they're all going crazy with rumors
428
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,077
that magic is happening
all over the city.
429
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:10,231
Central Park sex magic make-out
sessions devolving into orgy.
430
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,499
Fuck. Why didn't I ever do that?
431
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,764
And at St. Brennan's,
432
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:17,350
someone conjured a dinosaur.
433
00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:19,307
Yeah, I mean,
434
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:21,819
both places, the rumor
is, it's a female magician.
435
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:25,977
White, 30s, a little off her rocker.
436
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,954
Uh, okay, well we should
split up and cover both.
437
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,574
Yeah.
438
00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:33,386
You're taking sex magic, aren't you?
439
00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:35,555
Let's go.
440
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:39,092
It was awesome.
441
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:40,427
Wait. What was, hon?
442
00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:42,514
What magazine do you write for again?
443
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:45,122
"National Geographic."
444
00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:47,799
A dinosaur, right
there in the courtyard.
445
00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:49,622
You wouldn't happen to know
446
00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:51,437
what kind of dinosaur, would you?
447
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:54,932
One of the kids drew a
picture of what we all wanted.
448
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,377
We made it up, and she made it real.
449
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,111
And how big?
450
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,446
And how hungry... [LAUGHS]
451
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,877
Medium. And it's a herbivore.
452
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,528
That's good to know.
453
00:20:05,607 --> 00:20:07,518
We named it Androsaurus.
454
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:11,378
So it looks like half
man, half dinosaur?
455
00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:12,483
How'd you know?
456
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:14,025
Well, andro, it's Greek for...
457
00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:15,667
I think I need to see some credentials.
458
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:17,091
[ROARING]
459
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,125
Dinosaur!
460
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,727
- There it is!
- Wait, wait. Stop.
461
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,563
[EXCITED SHOUTING]
462
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,379
- Get away from the window!
- [ROARING]
463
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,588
Come on.
464
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,371
- Come on.
- What?
465
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,033
Maybe it'll go to whoever conjured it.
466
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,940
- Come on.
- Slow down!
467
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:35,663
Let's go!
468
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,782
[CURIOUS MUSIC]
469
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,682
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
470
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:44,610
♪ ♪
471
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:47,427
I honestly wake up in the
morning and pretty much
472
00:20:47,452 --> 00:20:49,421
nothing I think is
going to happen, happens.
473
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,411
Shh. Shut up.
474
00:20:51,436 --> 00:20:54,358
[FAINT SNARLING]
475
00:20:54,393 --> 00:20:57,261
Okay, just don't go so fast.
476
00:20:57,296 --> 00:21:00,164
[GENTLE MUSIC]
477
00:21:00,199 --> 00:21:04,101
♪ ♪
478
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:07,238
[SOFT CREAKING]
479
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:08,376
Better?
480
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:09,985
Well,
481
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,388
I have nothing left to
puke, so technically I'm...
482
00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:15,098
aye, aye.
483
00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:20,329
You should get some rest.
484
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,427
In a bit.
485
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,107
Fen.
486
00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:27,875
I know you have your doubts, but...
487
00:21:27,971 --> 00:21:30,238
she has your eyes.
488
00:21:30,273 --> 00:21:32,492
In that she has two facing forward,
489
00:21:32,562 --> 00:21:34,375
yes, she's got my eyes.
490
00:21:34,484 --> 00:21:36,561
She's ours.
491
00:21:36,913 --> 00:21:38,445
I feel it.
492
00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:40,348
You don't?
493
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:45,352
I want to. I do.
494
00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:48,036
But all I know is that
495
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,426
she is huge for a two-month-old.
496
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:58,786
Look, she is a spy for the Fairy Queen.
497
00:21:58,811 --> 00:22:01,608
It's probably better if
she's not our daughter.
498
00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:05,908
All my life, I've wanted
a family of my own.
499
00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,407
And I know this isn't ideal.
500
00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:11,603
We've missed so much with her, but...
501
00:22:11,946 --> 00:22:14,064
it's not her fault.
502
00:22:14,348 --> 00:22:16,781
She has the one thing
in life she's never had.
503
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:18,339
Manners?
504
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,051
Love.
505
00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:25,726
- [JOYWAVE'S "IT'S A TRIP!" PLAYING]
- ♪ Creepy little sneaky ♪
506
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:30,094
♪ Little foreign places ♪
507
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:36,320
♪ Terrifying territories ♪
508
00:22:36,391 --> 00:22:39,258
♪ I can't take it ♪
509
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,493
♪ ♪
510
00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:46,374
♪ It's a great big atlas, yeah ♪
511
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,081
Hi, excuse me, um,
512
00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:50,502
I was just... I don't mean to interrupt.
513
00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:53,387
Oh, no, no. I'm... I'm not interested.
514
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:56,091
But thanks for the offer though.
That's very kind.
515
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,190
Uh... hi, uh,
516
00:22:58,222 --> 00:23:01,057
I know this might be a little awkward,
maybe not the best time.
517
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,081
No, I was just wondering
if maybe you had seen someone.
518
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,486
Hi, sorry.
519
00:23:04,588 --> 00:23:07,923
I just wanted to ask
if maybe one of you...
520
00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:10,656
All right, super helpful.
521
00:23:10,787 --> 00:23:12,153
Appreciate... whoa.
522
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,767
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh.
523
00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:16,632
- You okay?
- Yeah.
524
00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:18,402
- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
525
00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:20,002
I don't... I don't know
what just happened.
526
00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:21,284
I'm just gonna...
527
00:23:21,339 --> 00:23:23,542
- I feel...
- Let's do a lap.
528
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,874
♪ Just tell me what you want ♪
529
00:23:31,415 --> 00:23:33,115
I still don't think it's a good idea
530
00:23:33,217 --> 00:23:34,483
for you two to come along.
531
00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:36,318
Our first family trip.
532
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:37,786
Oh, God.
533
00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:39,621
Are you crying?
534
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:48,497
I hereby declare After Island
535
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:50,732
a province of Fillory!
536
00:23:51,902 --> 00:23:53,202
[COUGH]
537
00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:57,940
Hello.
538
00:23:58,042 --> 00:23:59,141
I'm your new king.
539
00:24:03,745 --> 00:24:05,071
No need to bow or cheer.
540
00:24:05,128 --> 00:24:07,349
I have an extremely healthy self-image.
541
00:24:10,588 --> 00:24:13,555
Um, where's your leader?
542
00:24:13,657 --> 00:24:15,224
Governor? Mayor?
543
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,899
Tin pot dictator?
544
00:24:17,795 --> 00:24:21,063
Father Poe is in prayer, preparing.
545
00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:22,197
For?
546
00:24:22,299 --> 00:24:24,099
The attack.
547
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,501
By?
548
00:24:26,604 --> 00:24:28,704
The... the monster.
549
00:24:28,931 --> 00:24:30,543
Of course.
550
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,321
Husband,
551
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,076
we should offer our king refreshment.
552
00:24:34,178 --> 00:24:36,545
Let's just get back to the monster thing
553
00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:37,945
for just one second.
554
00:24:38,349 --> 00:24:42,016
It... it tries
to kill us every few days.
555
00:24:42,353 --> 00:24:43,886
Oh, that's troubling.
556
00:24:43,988 --> 00:24:47,689
Father Poe will protect us, as always.
557
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,025
Now he'll protect you as well.
558
00:24:52,363 --> 00:24:54,096
Do you like roasted boar?
559
00:24:57,201 --> 00:24:59,117
Just stop it. No means no.
560
00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:00,335
Come on.
561
00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:01,637
[MOANING]
562
00:25:01,739 --> 00:25:03,238
Alice?
563
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,366
- Shit.
- Alice, hey.
564
00:25:06,498 --> 00:25:08,777
How did you... what are you doing here?
565
00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:10,245
Same as you, I guess.
566
00:25:10,347 --> 00:25:12,481
Following all this crazy magic,
567
00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:14,383
hoping it leads
to Mayakovsky's batteries.
568
00:25:17,321 --> 00:25:18,754
By yourself?
569
00:25:18,856 --> 00:25:20,923
Took four of us to...
570
00:25:21,025 --> 00:25:23,959
- Well, you are Alice Quinn.
- Yeah, whoever that is now.
571
00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:26,762
- Can I just say something?
- No!
572
00:25:31,788 --> 00:25:32,834
Okay.
573
00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:34,102
[MEOWING]
574
00:25:34,204 --> 00:25:35,704
One question.
575
00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,306
[MEOWING]
576
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:39,962
I needed a pet. Is that so weird?
577
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,276
All right,
578
00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:45,180
everybody who's doing what
you're doing to each other,
579
00:25:45,258 --> 00:25:48,016
stop immediately,
or you will be arrested.
580
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,094
[MEGAPHONE SCREECHES]
581
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,688
- Hey.
- Hey.
582
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,588
Did you get anything?
583
00:25:53,691 --> 00:25:55,157
Uh, so, um,
584
00:25:55,259 --> 00:25:56,696
this was cast by a woman, clearly,
585
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,627
although the muggles didn't know that.
586
00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:01,193
They said she was talking
about the loss of magic,
587
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:03,098
and the need for wonder.
588
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,633
Okay, did you get a name, or...
589
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,468
No, uh, just that she was asking
590
00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:08,270
where the nearest building
was to jump off of.
591
00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,305
The Old Post Office on 58th.
592
00:26:10,407 --> 00:26:12,005
How do you know that?
593
00:26:12,107 --> 00:26:14,161
Abandoned building, easy
roof access, and great views.
594
00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,700
It was the number one midtown spot
595
00:26:15,779 --> 00:26:17,966
when I was into that kind
of thing as a possibility.
596
00:26:25,122 --> 00:26:28,223
[INAUDIBLE]
597
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,507
Greetings, your majesty.
598
00:26:45,481 --> 00:26:47,268
Father Poe.
599
00:26:50,147 --> 00:26:52,881
I understand you have
a bit of a monster issue.
600
00:26:54,752 --> 00:26:58,458
I'd be happy to send my navy, but first,
601
00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:02,794
I'm looking for something.
602
00:27:03,494 --> 00:27:05,327
[EXHALES SOFTLY]
603
00:27:05,397 --> 00:27:07,731
[WHISPERING] A golden key.
604
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:16,972
Ah.
605
00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:18,240
It can't be that easy.
606
00:27:18,342 --> 00:27:19,833
I'm sorry, Sire,
607
00:27:19,935 --> 00:27:23,177
it's impossible for me to give you this.
608
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,326
Oh, well... [CLEARS THROAT]
609
00:27:26,817 --> 00:27:28,904
As your new monarch,
610
00:27:29,286 --> 00:27:31,353
I'm afraid I have to insist.
611
00:27:34,139 --> 00:27:36,944
But it's the only thing
keeping us alive.
612
00:27:38,862 --> 00:27:40,762
[ROARING]
613
00:27:40,864 --> 00:27:42,564
- It's coming back!
- [CROWD GASPING]
614
00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:45,700
[GROWLING, ROARING]
615
00:27:50,808 --> 00:27:52,509
Holy shit.
616
00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,144
[TENSE MUSIC]
617
00:27:54,246 --> 00:27:55,379
Call 911.
618
00:27:55,481 --> 00:27:57,337
Wait, are you... Q!
619
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,615
Q, what are you...
620
00:27:58,774 --> 00:28:02,438
♪ ♪
621
00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:03,787
Majesty, I urge you.
622
00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:05,022
Hide!
623
00:28:05,124 --> 00:28:06,023
♪ ♪
624
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,292
[ROARING]
625
00:28:08,394 --> 00:28:15,299
♪ ♪
626
00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:19,503
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
627
00:28:19,605 --> 00:28:22,105
[LOUD ROARING]
628
00:28:22,207 --> 00:28:24,074
♪ ♪
629
00:28:24,176 --> 00:28:26,376
[SHAKY BREATHING]
630
00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,378
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
631
00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:30,581
Quentin?
632
00:28:30,683 --> 00:28:33,350
Professor Lipson? Um...
633
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:35,919
Hey, it's nice to see you, um...
634
00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:37,020
Stop!
635
00:28:37,122 --> 00:28:38,755
[HEAVY BREATHING]
636
00:28:38,857 --> 00:28:45,896
♪ ♪
637
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:52,202
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
638
00:28:52,304 --> 00:28:55,005
[ROARING]
639
00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:59,509
♪ ♪
640
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,846
Oh, Jesus.
641
00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,047
It's Lipson.
642
00:29:04,323 --> 00:29:06,291
Who?
643
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,299
Please.
644
00:29:09,054 --> 00:29:11,952
You don't wanna do this.
645
00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:16,147
Not after you just made
such beautiful magic.
646
00:29:16,328 --> 00:29:18,319
[SHAKY] Magic is dead.
647
00:29:18,397 --> 00:29:21,431
No, but it's not, and you
proved that today, right?
648
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:23,133
With Mayakovsky's battery.
649
00:29:23,235 --> 00:29:25,135
[GROANS] It's not his.
650
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:26,436
It's mine.
651
00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:28,488
Yes, of course, of course it is.
652
00:29:28,574 --> 00:29:30,474
Do you think that he could
make this without me?
653
00:29:30,576 --> 00:29:33,310
Where do you think he got the
living metal in Antarctica?
654
00:29:33,412 --> 00:29:34,880
Me. Me.
655
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:38,582
Everything he asked for,
I gave him everything.
656
00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:40,318
The fucking bastard! [SOBS]
657
00:29:40,372 --> 00:29:41,997
Yes, God, totally.
658
00:29:42,317 --> 00:29:43,641
I-I told him...
659
00:29:43,692 --> 00:29:46,262
I was the one that told him
that this day would come,
660
00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:48,625
- that it wouldn't last.
- And that was so smart.
661
00:29:48,711 --> 00:29:51,023
- We all... we should've seen that.
- And then he walks in there
662
00:29:51,086 --> 00:29:52,695
with that fucking slut,
663
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:54,164
that whore!
664
00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:57,523
Calling her his wife?
The goddamn world is ending!
665
00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:59,336
And all we have is each other,
666
00:29:59,438 --> 00:30:02,072
and he does this to me now!
667
00:30:02,174 --> 00:30:05,108
Look, he is the worst,
and he got what he deserved,
668
00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:06,343
but I get what you did.
669
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,951
You were raging
670
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:11,361
against the dying of the light.
671
00:30:11,517 --> 00:30:13,861
Yes. Yes.
672
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:16,386
We really didn't know
how good we had it, did we?
673
00:30:16,488 --> 00:30:18,955
We whined and complained
674
00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:22,075
about everything that magic couldn't do
675
00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:25,387
because we couldn't see
that a world without it was...
676
00:30:25,964 --> 00:30:29,161
dark and mean and pointless.
677
00:30:29,301 --> 00:30:31,868
Yeah. Exactly.
678
00:30:32,835 --> 00:30:34,225
Whoa, no, no! Please, please.
679
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:36,296
- WOMAN: God, no!
- MAN: Oh, God!
680
00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,126
It was me. It was my fault, okay?
681
00:30:38,165 --> 00:30:40,985
And I'm going to fix it.
Look, we've already... we've started...
682
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:43,259
You can't fix this, Quentin.
683
00:30:43,284 --> 00:30:44,732
It's over. It's over.
684
00:30:44,774 --> 00:30:46,034
This. This is all there is.
685
00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:49,136
And I used it to give joy to sick kids,
686
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:52,849
and to bring love to strangers
who were dead inside.
687
00:30:52,896 --> 00:30:54,068
And you know what? I hope he sees.
688
00:30:54,114 --> 00:30:58,044
I hope he sees and knows
that I used all of it
689
00:30:58,130 --> 00:31:00,505
for something that he would never use!
690
00:31:00,882 --> 00:31:02,854
Look, he got what he deserved, okay?
691
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,620
Honestly, I think that it was brilliant
692
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:05,854
turning him into a bear.
693
00:31:05,886 --> 00:31:07,745
[PANTING]
694
00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:09,511
A bear? What?
695
00:31:09,607 --> 00:31:11,176
What are you talking about?
696
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,996
In the bar, when you met him,
697
00:31:13,035 --> 00:31:16,196
and... and he brought Emily,
and he gave you that,
698
00:31:16,238 --> 00:31:18,102
and you turned him in...
699
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,734
Oh, God, I don't know
what you're talking about.
700
00:31:20,768 --> 00:31:21,770
[SIRENS WAILING]
701
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:22,770
[TIRES SCREECHING]
702
00:31:22,804 --> 00:31:25,073
[PANTING]
703
00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:27,320
[SHRIEKS]
704
00:31:27,383 --> 00:31:29,391
Quentin, let me go!
705
00:31:29,536 --> 00:31:31,680
Let me go!
706
00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,246
Quentin!
707
00:31:34,449 --> 00:31:36,751
[GASPS, SCREAMS]
708
00:31:36,783 --> 00:31:39,753
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
709
00:31:39,787 --> 00:31:41,789
♪ ♪
710
00:31:41,822 --> 00:31:44,825
[SHATTERING]
711
00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:50,774
Yeah, then we lost it on Madison.
712
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:53,001
I still think it went
into that falafel place.
713
00:31:53,033 --> 00:31:54,718
No, you were hungry.
714
00:31:54,743 --> 00:31:55,850
So was he.
715
00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,803
And it was a vegan falafel place,
716
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,741
so, herbivore. Logic. Whatever.
717
00:31:59,773 --> 00:32:02,554
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Okay, I...
718
00:32:02,647 --> 00:32:06,381
Hello? Wait... He's what? Where?
719
00:32:08,215 --> 00:32:10,937
Okay, not to be a cold-hearted bastard,
720
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,632
but I'm a cold-hearted bastard.
721
00:32:12,695 --> 00:32:14,197
The battery?
722
00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:20,859
Well, that's just unfair.
723
00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:23,577
[STAMMERING] There's something that...
724
00:32:23,807 --> 00:32:25,843
I told Lipson that
I thought it was great
725
00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:27,351
that she turned Mayakovsky into a bear,
726
00:32:27,398 --> 00:32:29,288
and she had no idea
what I was talking about.
727
00:32:29,346 --> 00:32:31,536
Well, yeah, because she's insane.
728
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:35,075
Well, I just...
I don't think that she did it.
729
00:32:35,326 --> 00:32:37,348
Then who did?
730
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,988
Someone else at the bar.
731
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,779
Who had another battery?
732
00:32:42,725 --> 00:32:43,893
Yeah, but is...
733
00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:44,994
Oh, God.
734
00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:48,232
[KITTEN YOWLING]
735
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,378
What...
736
00:32:53,704 --> 00:32:56,072
[HISSING]
737
00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:57,641
[SHRILL YOWL]
738
00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:59,944
[ALL GASP, MOAN]
739
00:32:59,976 --> 00:33:02,764
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
740
00:33:02,789 --> 00:33:03,881
[PANTING]
741
00:33:03,914 --> 00:33:10,687
♪ ♪
742
00:33:10,721 --> 00:33:11,855
Sorry, officer.
743
00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:13,992
Our friend's cat was sick
744
00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:17,031
and... exploded.
745
00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,117
You know, like they do.
746
00:33:22,398 --> 00:33:25,168
[COUGHING]
747
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,416
Is it dead?
748
00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:39,997
It can't be killed.
749
00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:41,452
How do you know?
750
00:33:41,484 --> 00:33:42,486
She's right.
751
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:45,063
It's a Shadow Bat.
752
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,930
It's not really alive,
so it can't be killed.
753
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:50,161
We have them in the Fairy Realm.
754
00:33:50,193 --> 00:33:51,428
Husband.
755
00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:53,782
No. No!
756
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,902
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
757
00:33:57,934 --> 00:33:59,569
[SOBS]
758
00:33:59,726 --> 00:34:02,929
He didn't get inside.
I couldn't save him.
759
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,509
♪ ♪
760
00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:06,843
I'm sorry.
761
00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:10,181
♪ ♪
762
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,336
Now you see.
763
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:16,307
♪ ♪
764
00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:19,182
I can never give you this key.
765
00:34:20,315 --> 00:34:22,353
- [KNOCKING]
- Hey, open the door.
766
00:34:22,378 --> 00:34:24,307
We know you have the battery...
767
00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:25,762
What happened?
768
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,488
You're not as quick as your friend.
769
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,793
- She took it.
- Alice?
770
00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:31,528
Kady.
771
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,895
She's the only one who hits that hard.
772
00:34:32,928 --> 00:34:34,589
Wait, you had
the battery the whole time?
773
00:34:34,628 --> 00:34:36,746
- Of course I did.
- So, wait, so,
774
00:34:36,831 --> 00:34:38,801
you turned Mayakovsky into a bear?
775
00:34:38,834 --> 00:34:40,537
- Mm-hmm.
- Isn't he your husband?
776
00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:42,838
Which is the only reason
I didn't kill him.
777
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:45,372
- Where's Kady?
- I kinda missed it
778
00:34:45,575 --> 00:34:47,833
'cause I was on the... ground.
779
00:34:47,923 --> 00:34:49,472
Bleeding.
780
00:34:50,946 --> 00:34:52,659
My child,
781
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,354
you do not grieve alone.
782
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,620
I, the Father, grieve with you.
783
00:34:57,745 --> 00:34:59,823
You do not des...
784
00:34:59,855 --> 00:35:00,957
Get away from him!
785
00:35:00,991 --> 00:35:02,593
Please.
786
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,894
- Tell her not to do that.
- Fray!
787
00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,897
♪ ♪
788
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,732
[INAUDIBLE]
789
00:35:08,765 --> 00:35:11,335
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
790
00:35:11,368 --> 00:35:12,803
Pardon me for one second.
791
00:35:12,843 --> 00:35:19,817
♪ ♪
792
00:35:19,843 --> 00:35:22,812
[TENSE MUSIC]
793
00:35:22,846 --> 00:35:29,887
♪ ♪
794
00:35:31,904 --> 00:35:33,587
You sure?
795
00:35:33,847 --> 00:35:36,550
I've seen the wounds
the shadow bat makes.
796
00:35:36,692 --> 00:35:38,662
The fangs are serrated.
797
00:35:38,694 --> 00:35:40,631
The wounds are messy.
798
00:35:40,663 --> 00:35:42,290
And much...
799
00:35:43,299 --> 00:35:44,821
bigger.
800
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,903
And as the daughter of a blademaker,
801
00:35:46,935 --> 00:35:48,439
I'm telling you
802
00:35:48,486 --> 00:35:50,807
a blade killed the villager.
803
00:35:50,839 --> 00:35:55,011
♪ ♪
804
00:35:55,044 --> 00:35:56,992
Okay, so I'll go to Brakebills.
805
00:35:57,046 --> 00:35:58,609
Q, you try the restaurant
where she works,
806
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,031
and Josh, you wanna take her apartment?
807
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,282
Look, I just need
to know the action plan, okay?
808
00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:05,756
If I do find her, do I,
what, just grab the battery?
809
00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,473
Even if she's using it
at that exact moment
810
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:08,692
to save Penny?
811
00:36:08,786 --> 00:36:10,926
And even if saving Penny
means the battery's dead?
812
00:36:10,959 --> 00:36:12,966
Or the battery has enough
juice to save Penny
813
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,698
and help us, she just
doesn't want me to have it.
814
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:16,920
I mean, which I totally get,
from her perspective.
815
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,896
Only I'm not her, I'm me,
816
00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:21,991
and I'm trying to fix the whole
fuckness that is the universe.
817
00:36:22,024 --> 00:36:24,727
Look, let's just find her,
and then we'll
818
00:36:24,761 --> 00:36:27,251
figure out all the moral Jenga.
819
00:36:27,497 --> 00:36:29,001
Said he needed to see you.
820
00:36:29,032 --> 00:36:30,933
I tried to get him to come
inside, but he wouldn't.
821
00:36:30,966 --> 00:36:32,056
Thanks, Maggie.
822
00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:33,509
- Should I call an ambulance?
- No.
823
00:36:33,534 --> 00:36:35,039
No, no, no. Thanks. I can handle this.
824
00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:36,499
- Okay.
- Hi.
825
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,876
God, what the fuck, dude?
826
00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:40,212
[SHAKY] I just...
827
00:36:40,244 --> 00:36:42,697
I felt like it was my time, and I...
828
00:36:42,963 --> 00:36:45,365
I just wanted to be with you when I...
829
00:36:45,516 --> 00:36:48,061
No, no. No, you're not going to, okay?
830
00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,080
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
831
00:36:56,151 --> 00:36:57,521
♪ ♪
832
00:36:57,561 --> 00:37:00,065
Come on. Let's get you out of here.
833
00:37:05,011 --> 00:37:07,266
Hey! Hey! Whoa!
834
00:37:08,873 --> 00:37:10,909
What is the meaning of this?
835
00:37:10,942 --> 00:37:12,777
Excellent question.
836
00:37:14,243 --> 00:37:17,108
What is the meaning of this?
837
00:37:17,783 --> 00:37:19,485
I have an idea.
838
00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:21,185
Let's test it out.
839
00:37:23,054 --> 00:37:25,164
Mmm.
840
00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:28,293
[STEADY BREATH]
841
00:37:28,326 --> 00:37:29,628
Bingle?
842
00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:30,862
[CLEARS THROAT]
843
00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:32,297
Kill him.
844
00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:34,845
- [VILLAGERS GASP]
- Or...
845
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,114
Do it.
846
00:37:38,936 --> 00:37:40,666
Do what?
847
00:37:41,072 --> 00:37:43,033
One more word and you'll be dead.
848
00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:45,292
But I'll still have the key, so...
849
00:37:47,945 --> 00:37:49,213
Do it.
850
00:37:50,347 --> 00:37:53,317
[TENSE MUSIC]
851
00:37:53,351 --> 00:38:00,592
♪ ♪
852
00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:05,195
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
853
00:38:05,228 --> 00:38:08,198
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
854
00:38:08,231 --> 00:38:12,337
♪ ♪
855
00:38:12,369 --> 00:38:15,839
[ROARING]
856
00:38:15,873 --> 00:38:18,842
[ROARING, CROWD SHRIEKING]
857
00:38:18,876 --> 00:38:20,912
♪ ♪
858
00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:22,113
Guys!
859
00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:24,983
Your new king commands you to stay put!
860
00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:26,851
[ROARING]
861
00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:32,410
[ROARING]
862
00:38:33,165 --> 00:38:35,634
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
863
00:38:35,659 --> 00:38:36,927
♪ ♪
864
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,963
[WOMAN SHRIEKING]
865
00:38:38,996 --> 00:38:40,965
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
866
00:38:40,998 --> 00:38:42,266
[ROARING]
867
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,271
♪ ♪
868
00:38:53,944 --> 00:38:55,680
Gee, Father.
869
00:38:55,714 --> 00:38:57,482
Weren't you scared?
870
00:39:01,386 --> 00:39:03,147
It's illusion magic.
871
00:39:03,338 --> 00:39:05,741
He's been using it
to make you all afraid.
872
00:39:07,235 --> 00:39:09,071
There is no monster.
873
00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:12,887
Well, I guess he kinda qualifies,
874
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,545
because how many of you
875
00:39:15,634 --> 00:39:19,053
have died at the hands of your priest
876
00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:24,012
to make him your
uncontested leader and hero?
877
00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:25,262
[VILLAGERS MURMURING]
878
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:27,550
My friend lost his life.
879
00:39:28,211 --> 00:39:30,514
Reminds me of what
a good friend once told me.
880
00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:34,619
What's the difference
between a hero and a moron?
881
00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:38,823
One bad decision.
882
00:39:38,989 --> 00:39:41,959
[SOFT MUSIC]
883
00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:48,500
♪ ♪
884
00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:49,735
No.
885
00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,780
No! No!
886
00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,265
He's lying.
887
00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:54,706
He's lying to you!
888
00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:56,919
No! No!
889
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,257
- [STABBING NOISES]
- No!
890
00:40:17,697 --> 00:40:20,065
I know you're behind me.
891
00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:25,023
Thank you, by the way.
892
00:40:25,235 --> 00:40:27,070
We wouldn't have been able
to figure it out without...
893
00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:29,609
- You didn't do it.
- Do what?
894
00:40:29,664 --> 00:40:31,666
What you told my queen you came to do...
895
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,402
collect taxes...
you just came for that key.
896
00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:36,317
Why?
897
00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:38,543
It's gold.
898
00:40:38,739 --> 00:40:40,176
And magic.
899
00:40:40,347 --> 00:40:41,650
Maybe the only magic anywhere.
900
00:40:41,675 --> 00:40:43,944
What could be more valuable than that?
901
00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:49,820
I'm not sure I believe you.
902
00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:53,383
And I can't believe
I finally get to say this.
903
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,523
Don't talk back to your father and me.
904
00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:58,426
[LAUGHING] That felt nice, didn't it?
905
00:40:58,477 --> 00:41:00,946
- I am here to assure that...
- My turn.
906
00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:02,563
Go to your room.
907
00:41:09,061 --> 00:41:10,672
We're a family.
908
00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:13,440
Well, we are certainly
fucked up enough to be.
909
00:41:13,474 --> 00:41:14,609
[LAUGHS]
910
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:25,320
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
911
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,470
[RUSTLING]
912
00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:50,235
- Holy shit.
- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
913
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,713
Hey. Uh... help you?
914
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,614
- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
915
00:41:54,648 --> 00:41:55,850
[GRUNTS]
916
00:41:55,882 --> 00:41:57,585
[BOTH GRUNTING]
917
00:41:57,617 --> 00:41:59,386
[GRUNTING]
918
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:02,056
[CLICKING, HISSING]
919
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:06,126
♪ ♪
920
00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:09,086
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
921
00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:16,403
♪ ♪
922
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:27,714
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx & chamallow
www.addic7ed.com
923
00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:30,751
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
924
00:42:30,784 --> 00:42:37,791
♪ ♪
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