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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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I hesitated, but The Beast,
I should have...
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- it's my fault.
- No, it's not.
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It's Julia's fault.
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You know how to deal with gods.
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You know how to fuck up their shit.
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- Julia, no.
- I want to make a deal.
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No, guys, she... she's not sane.
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One small consolation is
the bitch is with The Beast
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right now and I can't really see
that going her way.
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Word as bond.
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I assume the extra bits
enchant the blade
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to kill me instantly
in the event I break it.
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You guys are from Brakebills?
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Dude, Josh Hoberman, class of '16.
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Come with me if you want to live.
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Yeah, Josh and Victoria
bailed, on one hand.
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On the other hand,
you can't really blame them.
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I'm Marina.
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- So you were...
- Top bitch in New York for starters.
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- Welcome back to Brakebills.
- Wait, you went here?
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Kicked out three months
before graduation.
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- Let's go steal their shit.
- So there's a bump.
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Bigger than marrying
a total stranger-ette?
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Once you get married,
you won't be able to be
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with anyone else, literally.
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But when I go back...
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I can never leave Fillory.
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Please fix my hands.
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See, how do I put this
in a way that you'll understand?
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Go fuck yourself.
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According to the best
and only magic we have,
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The Beast will kill us, end of story.
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Okay, zillion bucks
says The Beast comes back
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any minute, so what's the plan?
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We lost the blade,
so we need a new something,
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especially while Alice is still...
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Watch your step...
wait, this is something.
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It's a workbook on spells, serious ones,
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but the actual spells aren't here.
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I know where we need to go.
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Brakebills?
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I don't get it. How come nobody
in a hood is trying to kill us?
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Okay, that's just weird.
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You want to stop and
figure it out, be my guest.
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You're alive.
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What a lovely surprise.
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Okay, so...
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the castle armory was
basically empty, except for this.
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This is a Brakebills student workbook.
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I'm not blind, Quentin, technically.
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From 1893, so I guess that
means that a Brakebills student
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was in Fillory over a hundred years ago.
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And the only humans that had
access to the armory were...
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Own it, pumpkin. The Monarchy.
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So we are not the first
Brakebills students
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to get into Fillory
or to assume the throne.
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It's a great question for history class,
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but if The Beast gets to
the Wellspring right now
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and sucks it bone-dry,
magic dies in Fillory.
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- It dies there...
- It dies here.
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On Earth.
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My God.
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So the Battle Magic
that this student learned here,
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he learned from a professor named Bigby.
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- Have you heard of him?
- Her.
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Well, there is a note in here.
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There's a spell that seems strong enough
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called the Rhinemann Ultra...
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Right, but the spell
isn't actually here.
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Because why should anything be easy?
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Shit. Shit! Duck!
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- Who?
- Everybody!
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What the hell is that about?
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Uh, it's semi-not related
to any of this,
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but I think I know a temp fix.
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All right.
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I'll get back to you.
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♪ Hey-ho ♪
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♪ If love were all ♪
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♪ I should be lonely ♪
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♪ I believe ♪
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♪ The more you love a girl ♪
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♪ The more you give your trust ♪
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♪ The more you're bound to lose ♪
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Okay, is that an actual song
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or are you trying to get me to
stab a knife into my eardrums?
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- ♪ Although ♪
- Of course.
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♪ When shadows fall ♪
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♪ I think if only ♪
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♪ Somebody splendid really needed me ♪
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You mind? I'm working.
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It's still too similar to the
first sigil that summoned him.
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He'll know it's you. And a trap.
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You're welcome to have an actual idea.
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Oh, no, I'd ruin your primitive purity.
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That's part of what attracts him.
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You're an absolute savage, Julia.
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Look, I know you're basically
stoned on sugar,
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but if you could just
dial down the chipper...
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All I do is accept what you fight.
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Yeah.
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- Which is?
- Life is pointless.
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The after-life even more so.
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Which is why we invent these games
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to fill the void of existence.
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Who diddled whom.
Who'll get revenge for it.
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Who takes the throne.
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Yeah, well, that would be me,
actually, and my friends.
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Ah, well, I doubt
they're your friends anymore.
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And, uh, they won't be royals long. Huh.
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Why?
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Uh, maybe you could use a bit of help
with the Binding Principle.
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Did you put some kind of curse
on the castle?
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Did I?
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It was so long ago.
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I hardly remember.
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The throne room, Sire.
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Can't be that hard to find dead rats.
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Wait, wait, wait, yes.
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I-I believe I did work up
a little welcome.
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Yes, since Ember made it impossible
for me to retake the throne
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and the Children of Earth
kept coming and coming,
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drunk on self-love and power-lust.
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Yes, I thought of it
as a kind of royal test...
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that no one ever passed.
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Sadly.
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What kind of test?
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Ah, that's something
for each new despot to, uh,
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puzzle out themselves. Anyway.
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You're on the right track.
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Now we just need the bait.
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As soon as I'm finished
with this, I'm ready.
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He knows you.
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A bit too intimately.
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No, I have the perfect fresh candidate.
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She's young, beautiful, female,
and a very powerful witch.
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No.
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- Julia.
- Let's skip the discussion.
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You do as I say or this...
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does its job,
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per the bond.
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Oh, well, technically,
the Leo Blade cuts my throat
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if I attempt to harm you, your beloveds,
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or undermine your efforts.
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And my dear, I assure you...
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♪ I believe ♪
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♪ That since my life began ♪
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♪ The most I've had is just ♪
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♪ A talent to amuse ♪
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♪ Hey-ho ♪
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♪ If love were all ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Uh, wait, the cottage was here, right?
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It's not invisible, it's just... not.
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Oh, shit, right.
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End of semester prank
to ditch the first-year losers.
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I should've remembered, it was my idea.
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Are you...
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I hate all of you.
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- I hate all of you.
- Could we just find the cottage, please.
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Mm, promising.
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To the first bottle
of Fillorian champagne.
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Which I know technically
isn't champagne.
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Except I am renaming the Royal
Gardens "Champagne Nouveau."
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Mm. Ugh.
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"Champagne no-no." Jesus.
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That makes no sense. I used the
go-to fermenting enchantment.
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No fretting. I'll get it right.
Trial and error.
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I'm your wife. I want to be obedient.
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Sit down.
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Nobody wants to be obedient.
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I do want to serve you and Fillory,
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but...
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But...?
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Look, I'm okay being a king,
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but I don't want to run a cult.
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If anyone has a right
to speak up, it's you.
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There hasn't been a truly inspiring,
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caring ruler since Rupert Chatwin,
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and that was so long ago,
most barely remember.
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Look, I'm cleaning the place up.
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I'm trying to get
some decent wine going.
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What else is there?
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The people are starving.
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Seriously?
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Oh, okay.
We should probably get on that.
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And I'm guessing magic
probably won't do the trick.
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Magic is the problem.
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Oh, boy.
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Yep. We're alive. Deal.
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Can you keep your shit tight
for a few more minutes?
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Couple minutes is all I'll need.
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Drink, now.
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You deserting, chicken-shit
motherfucker.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- No, goddammit!
- Like Lando and Han. Right on.
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Oh!
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Still got my legs.
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Uh, so it true what Josh was saying?
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Fillory's real, right? Right?
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Fillory is very real.
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Okay.
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And this is going to be
on the syllabus next semester?
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We shall see. But for now,
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Quentin, Alice, Penny,
and Margo need Battle Magic.
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We're going to teach Battle Magic now?
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It was once a required course.
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Till it was outlawed.
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For good reason, I hear.
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Yes, well,
it was a very messy situation.
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At the time, I thought it was right,
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but the professor
who taught it disagreed.
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Strongly. She was fired,
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and as she was escorted
off campus, she said that...
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I'm sorry, Henry, this is fascinating,
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but why are you telling me this?
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The professor, Bigby,
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hinted that she hid
all the Battle Magic spells
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somewhere on campus.
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"You'll need them someday," she said,
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"And me."
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Again, why?
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All the Battle Magic spells
are hidden in the library.
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No one knows the library
better than you.
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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We both are. Seriously sorry.
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- So where's Victoria?
- Traveling.
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I don't even know
if she's on this planet anymore.
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Can't blame her.
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- Spit in it.
- What is it?
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It's a hangover cure El and I
used when we got the shakes.
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I amped it up with Nightshade
and a couple of Ativans.
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Might make you a little woozy,
but it could do the trick...
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Temporarily. So keep a stash on you.
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It is good to see you guys, though.
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- Fuck off.
- Okay.
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This one...
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is sheer, hellcat perfection.
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I don't give a shit about getting him.
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- You should.
- Look, I didn't summon him.
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I didn't get raped by him.
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I have no skin in this except that
I want to kick your ass and kill him.
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♪ Fate may often treat me meanly ♪
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♪ But I keenly pursue ♪
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♪ A little mirage in the blue ♪
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Did you scrape him off
the cabaret floor?
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Reynard is targeting Hedges.
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Right. So the answer is to
hire Michael Bublé to kidnap me
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and then use me as your bait.
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If I'm wrong, raise your hand.
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Look, you're right.
It was wrong grabbing you
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the way that we did,
but sooner or later,
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he was gonna find you.
256
00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:12,532
- We need someone...
- Else, Julia.
257
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,772
Or we have a problem.
258
00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:17,100
Do you want a problem with me?
259
00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:21,141
- Forget it.
- Great.
260
00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:27,881
I told you untying her was a mistake.
261
00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:34,220
- Ow.
- What?
262
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,990
It's starting to burn a little.
263
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:38,391
Take it off.
264
00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:41,294
You know I can't. I need it.
265
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,264
The more it burns,
the less time we have.
266
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,901
If it hurts, then...
267
00:14:47,936 --> 00:14:50,870
Not everything that hurts is bad.
268
00:14:54,343 --> 00:14:58,511
I hate that all of this is on you.
269
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:02,148
You'd tell me if there was
something I could do.
270
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:04,502
Shift the weight off?
271
00:15:06,788 --> 00:15:08,955
Yeah, I'd tell you.
272
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,024
Look, she's a bitch on three wheels,
273
00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:34,157
probably bat-shit crazy,
but she's not wrong.
274
00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:36,516
Did you find it?
275
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:39,019
I did. And?
276
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,687
Look, I know we made a pact.
277
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,023
I stick to my coast, you stick to yours.
278
00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:45,025
But this might take
all the top Hedge bitches
279
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,394
to coven up and take this asshole out.
280
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,105
Your coast or mine?
281
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,431
I'm already on my way.
282
00:15:56,972 --> 00:16:01,541
So, if I'm understanding this,
things here grow magically.
283
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:03,376
Until recently, yes.
284
00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:05,648
Everything always took care of itself.
285
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,055
We used to grow all the nuts
in the southern region.
286
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,312
Until The Beast drained the magic.
287
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:13,336
Now what's required is actual farm work.
288
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:17,088
Which no one in Fillory knows how to do.
289
00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:24,097
Ah, I think I'm getting
one of those migraines
290
00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:27,021
where everything gets all bendy.
291
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,443
Please God, let me pass out.
292
00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:34,242
No? All right.
293
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,709
Fen?
294
00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:41,481
I have a secret.
295
00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:43,450
It's fairly difficult for me to confess.
296
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:47,757
And it brings me nothing but
waves of aching nausea, but...
297
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,366
I grew up...
298
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,792
on a farm.
299
00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:54,641
That's your secret?
300
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,814
I spent years blocking it all out.
301
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,333
The smell of wet hay.
302
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:03,536
And the feel of an udder.
303
00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:06,396
The taste of fresh...
304
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,274
goat milk.
305
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,192
And the worst humans
in the known universe:
306
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,654
my family.
307
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,950
It's coming back
and if it all comes back,
308
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:18,651
I'm pretty sure I'll know
exactly what to do.
309
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:22,065
- That's wonderful.
- On a planet with no Zoloft.
310
00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:24,323
Now you sound like my king.
311
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,092
Mm.
312
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:32,232
So then, if I just needed
one little thing from you to...
313
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:34,993
to ease my agony?
314
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,847
- Anything.
- Mm.
315
00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:38,705
There's my girl.
316
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,454
_
317
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,646
Professor Bigby was brilliant,
impatient, stubborn,
318
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:49,844
and mercurial. And a 500-year-old pixie.
319
00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,852
Who more or less saw humans
as children to be toyed with.
320
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,339
If she's as good as her word, and one
thing she certainly wasn't was a liar,
321
00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:59,359
then her book of Battle Magic
will be found here.
322
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:01,694
- In this room.
- Why?
323
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,830
She told me. "The Battle Magic will be
324
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,532
"where the knowledge always is.
325
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,747
"The day you need it, I promise,
326
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:10,260
it will be your last hope."
327
00:18:10,405 --> 00:18:13,196
Uh, those were
here exact words, "last hope."
328
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,390
Yes.
329
00:18:14,415 --> 00:18:15,853
Well, that's the name of one
330
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,577
of the more powerful texts
on Battle Magic.
331
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,149
"Last Hope Options."
332
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:22,849
Yes, of course.
Pixies love puzzles and riddles.
333
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,110
Especially those
that make humans look stupid.
334
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:27,259
She gave me the title of the
book that we're searching for,
335
00:18:27,284 --> 00:18:30,256
but I'm afraid that it will be
very hard to find.
336
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,424
Let's get to it.
337
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,128
"Rhinemann."
338
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,234
"The Rhinemann Exchange."
339
00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:44,379
A spy novel by Robert Ludlum.
340
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,075
What's next?
341
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:49,575
"Last Hope Options" is an anagram for...
342
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,456
"Pane Hotspot Silo"?
343
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,152
All right, let's try assigning
344
00:19:00,177 --> 00:19:01,454
a different number structure
to the letters.
345
00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:04,958
For instance, A is 11, B is 22,
C is 44, and so on.
346
00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:07,393
- Okay.
- Ahem.
347
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:12,966
"Tat Loosens Hippo,"
"Opine Path Stools."
348
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:23,276
Pixie puzzles.
349
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,334
Penny, what's... what's happened
to your hands?
350
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,101
What hasn't?
351
00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:50,500
- Tell me.
- Why?
352
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:55,158
Maybe I can help.
353
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,986
- Nada.
- Ugh. Professor?
354
00:19:58,146 --> 00:20:00,346
I can safely say
that none of the number codes
355
00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:02,315
we came up with led to anything.
356
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,884
We found about 300 anagram phrases.
357
00:20:04,977 --> 00:20:06,688
Anything promising?
358
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,622
Uh, well, uh,
359
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:12,930
"Hospital Nose Top" mean anything?
360
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:16,629
What about, uh, "Latte Shop Poison"?
361
00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:19,912
No? Not surprising.
362
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,201
Uh, oh, this one's good.
363
00:20:22,237 --> 00:20:25,071
This is my favorite because it's absurd.
364
00:20:25,106 --> 00:20:27,540
Uh, "Hotel Spa Potions."
365
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,305
Wait.
366
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:32,378
That's a book. In here.
367
00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:46,392
- Yeah.
- "Last Hope Options."
368
00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:47,360
Ah.
369
00:20:53,268 --> 00:20:55,452
The chapter's been ripped out.
370
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,486
Wait, there's a note.
371
00:20:57,639 --> 00:20:59,369
"Hello, Henry.
372
00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:01,374
"If you're reading this, I was right
373
00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,609
"and everyone else
at Brakebills was wrong.
374
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:05,211
"How delightful.
375
00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:09,749
"It also means I'll see you
quick as one, two, nine.
376
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,221
"Where middle leads and last is fine,
377
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:14,463
"summer's here and ne'er retreats,
378
00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:17,853
a pretty island made of streets."
379
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,159
Another riddle. Awesome.
380
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,657
Oh. Well, if it's, like,
where to find her?
381
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,088
"Island made of streets"
is Rhode Island.
382
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:29,478
What? Duh.
383
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:39,110
Sorry. Could you spell
your last name again?
384
00:21:39,321 --> 00:21:41,618
I would, but...
385
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:44,450
you're asleep.
386
00:22:10,823 --> 00:22:12,471
You said anything.
387
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:15,233
But this is... this is...
388
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:21,334
Am I not enough for you?
389
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,291
You're great.
390
00:22:25,538 --> 00:22:28,038
For... who you are.
391
00:22:28,074 --> 00:22:31,635
It's just... I already told you.
My life was different before.
392
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:32,977
Yeah.
393
00:22:33,142 --> 00:22:35,868
And I'll help you make a new life.
394
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:39,662
Well, this is new.
395
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:42,123
And right inside the lines of marriage.
396
00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:44,904
We just do what we do in bed,
397
00:22:45,091 --> 00:22:48,174
and they do what they do.
398
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,294
I only picked people
already doing each other.
399
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:52,253
And we get to watch.
400
00:22:55,802 --> 00:22:57,101
You guys are all cool with this, right?
401
00:22:57,136 --> 00:22:59,724
- Mm-hmm.
- See?
402
00:23:01,107 --> 00:23:02,807
You're their king.
403
00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:05,041
They will do as you wish,
no matter how...
404
00:23:05,066 --> 00:23:07,344
- Fun.
- Debased.
405
00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:09,035
Debased?
406
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:12,668
Honey-love, I've been doing
this shit since I was 12,
407
00:23:12,819 --> 00:23:15,098
except on a computer.
408
00:23:15,288 --> 00:23:16,997
I don't know what that means,
409
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,880
but...
410
00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:22,083
if it's what you desire...
411
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:29,158
All right. Good night, everyone. Thanks.
412
00:23:29,276 --> 00:23:31,164
You all look really good naked.
413
00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:33,033
- Thank you, Sire.
- Your Majesty.
414
00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:45,783
Well, I guess life
is about new experiences,
415
00:23:45,847 --> 00:23:47,831
and, uh, I've never been
pussy-whipped, so...
416
00:23:54,827 --> 00:23:56,257
You're doomed.
417
00:23:57,530 --> 00:24:00,062
Which I might find amusing
except it's likely
418
00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:02,140
to get me killed.
419
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,585
And for what?
420
00:24:04,837 --> 00:24:07,559
Because no matter what,
I'm going to hold on to my...
421
00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,395
If you say "humanity"
you'll learn I can vomit
422
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:11,353
non-stop for two hours.
423
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,945
You know, I'm about to make
an enemy of a god
424
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:20,875
who I have no quarrel with.
425
00:24:21,153 --> 00:24:23,120
And without decent bait,
you're literally asking me
426
00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:27,070
to do it blindfolded, shackled,
and hopping on one leg.
427
00:24:28,882 --> 00:24:32,484
If... if I took just a smidgen
of your Shade,
428
00:24:32,578 --> 00:24:36,101
not only would your trauma drop away,
429
00:24:36,769 --> 00:24:39,368
you'd have no issue with using Marina.
430
00:24:39,505 --> 00:24:42,273
You'd be free of these useless feelings
431
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:44,860
and this idiotic moral quagmire.
432
00:24:45,077 --> 00:24:47,411
Come near me
and the knife won't kill you.
433
00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:49,771
'Cause you can still live
without a dick.
434
00:24:54,997 --> 00:24:57,318
♪ Life is very rough and tumble ♪
435
00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:59,290
Or a tongue.
436
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:10,399
So Rhode Island
was just beginner's luck.
437
00:25:11,337 --> 00:25:15,493
Okay, uh, okay, "Summer's here
and ne'er retreats."
438
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,245
So "ne'er retreats," it's, uh,
it's set. "Summer is set."
439
00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:22,839
"Somer... Somerset. Somerset."
440
00:25:22,864 --> 00:25:24,034
Somerset.
441
00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:25,464
And the numbers could be
a street address.
442
00:25:25,489 --> 00:25:27,288
Right.
443
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:31,085
"Quick as one, two, nine.
Middle is first, last is fine."
444
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,863
219. So it's 219 something Somerset.
445
00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:50,407
Oh, come on.
446
00:25:59,185 --> 00:26:01,171
I think I can help.
447
00:26:05,574 --> 00:26:06,902
- Sorry, sir.
- Yes?
448
00:26:06,927 --> 00:26:08,860
We've had a security breach.
449
00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:20,408
Marina.
450
00:26:20,572 --> 00:26:22,717
Please.
451
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,146
I need asylum.
452
00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:34,282
Marina.
453
00:26:34,602 --> 00:26:37,743
What else can you tell me about this...
454
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:39,774
situation?
455
00:26:49,116 --> 00:26:52,397
Well, for starters,
it's not a "situation."
456
00:26:52,587 --> 00:26:54,587
It's a raping, killing, omniscient god
457
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:58,036
with a pretty specific type:
me and mine.
458
00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:00,526
What the fuck else do you need to know?
459
00:27:00,561 --> 00:27:03,395
I see you still don't
expend much on good manners.
460
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,697
What, this is a charm school now?
461
00:27:04,732 --> 00:27:07,389
No, but it is my school.
462
00:27:07,568 --> 00:27:09,334
Not a safe house.
463
00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:11,795
I was the best student
you ever had here.
464
00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,415
You said that.
465
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,885
I confused talent with character.
466
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:18,944
You need both
to be a true magician, Marina.
467
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,135
Kicking you out wasn't a choice.
468
00:27:21,282 --> 00:27:23,224
I couldn't have you
infecting my students then
469
00:27:23,249 --> 00:27:25,383
and I certainly won't now.
470
00:27:32,994 --> 00:27:35,380
You fucking prick.
471
00:27:37,465 --> 00:27:40,144
- Where am I supposed to go?
- You can keep your memories.
472
00:27:40,169 --> 00:27:43,435
I hope that whatever you've
learned here will help keep you safe.
473
00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:45,771
What I learned here will get me killed.
474
00:28:02,456 --> 00:28:05,406
Remember, pixies are tricky.
475
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:08,460
Keep all questions and answers
short and to the point.
476
00:28:08,496 --> 00:28:10,234
- You understand?
- Henry.
477
00:28:10,331 --> 00:28:13,101
- Ah, yes.
- Henry, you look awful.
478
00:28:13,267 --> 00:28:15,000
What happened to your eyes?
Are you blind?
479
00:28:15,036 --> 00:28:17,586
And your... your hair.
Henry, you look ancient.
480
00:28:17,611 --> 00:28:19,338
Very nice of you to say so, dear.
481
00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,791
Oh, no wonder you sought me out.
482
00:28:20,816 --> 00:28:24,375
I mean, you've been
positively mauled by something.
483
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,848
Bigby, let me intro...
484
00:28:26,619 --> 00:28:29,176
Mmm.
485
00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:31,528
Some things haven't changed.
486
00:28:31,553 --> 00:28:35,358
You still are the most wonderful kisser.
487
00:28:35,722 --> 00:28:37,089
Do you have time to go to bed with me?
488
00:28:37,124 --> 00:28:40,025
We are a bit on the clock, darling.
489
00:28:40,061 --> 00:28:41,906
And these are my students.
490
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:43,490
They are in need of the Rhinemann Ultra.
491
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:44,990
- Are they now?
- Oh, yes.
492
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,099
Well, if the stuffed shirts
and ninny nay-sayers
493
00:28:47,134 --> 00:28:49,501
hadn't outlawed Battle Magic
38 years ago,
494
00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:52,771
then they would have it,
which you well know, Henry.
495
00:28:55,743 --> 00:28:57,743
You look hungry.
496
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:01,547
So why was Battle Magic outlawed?
497
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:05,625
Humans least attractive qualities.
498
00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:09,024
Panic and paranoia.
499
00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:12,123
And there were several student
deaths that semester.
500
00:29:12,259 --> 00:29:14,770
Far fewer than the 1870s,
501
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,091
or the 1920s, or the '60s.
502
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:20,099
Another human failing, short memory.
503
00:29:22,903 --> 00:29:24,527
Hmm.
504
00:29:25,005 --> 00:29:27,902
You'd be the one casting. Good.
505
00:29:28,075 --> 00:29:30,769
It would burn anyone else to a crisp.
506
00:29:31,746 --> 00:29:35,108
I can feel your power. It's almost...
507
00:29:35,383 --> 00:29:38,919
it's almost god-like.
508
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,317
Did you fuck one of them?
509
00:29:40,342 --> 00:29:42,588
I mean, they are wonderful, aren't they?
510
00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:43,856
At least mine was.
511
00:29:43,891 --> 00:29:46,833
I glowed for weeks. No, literally.
512
00:29:46,858 --> 00:29:48,761
I actually got mine
a little differently.
513
00:29:48,796 --> 00:29:51,563
Yes, and it's waning. Quite quickly.
514
00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:54,066
And so, Bigby, if you could
just please give us the spell.
515
00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:57,084
I don't give anything, Henry.
You of all people know that.
516
00:29:57,967 --> 00:29:59,669
So...
517
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,262
well, convince me.
518
00:30:04,311 --> 00:30:07,413
Where the hell is the Burnt River?
519
00:30:09,717 --> 00:30:13,875
Apologies for last night, dear wife.
520
00:30:14,028 --> 00:30:16,819
None required, my lord.
521
00:30:17,057 --> 00:30:20,546
I will need to find some way
to blow off steam.
522
00:30:20,639 --> 00:30:23,128
Somehow, someday. But in the meantime,
523
00:30:23,164 --> 00:30:26,976
I get to stroll
the wondrous memory fields
524
00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,335
of my agrarian childhood...
525
00:30:29,797 --> 00:30:32,219
sprinkling shit.
526
00:30:33,607 --> 00:30:35,781
Sprinkling... shit?
527
00:30:35,806 --> 00:30:38,544
Shoveling, mixing, drying, hauling.
528
00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,045
Sorry.
529
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,774
Sprinkling it on... what?
530
00:30:43,502 --> 00:30:45,702
Crops.
531
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,669
Oh.
532
00:30:47,988 --> 00:30:50,192
Fertilizer?
533
00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:54,860
Your farmers don't fertilize?
534
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:02,242
So it's the only thing we've
found that might stop The Beast.
535
00:31:02,267 --> 00:31:04,281
I mean, it was amazing reading about how
536
00:31:04,306 --> 00:31:07,101
you used the Rhinemann at Gettysburg
to help win the war for the Union.
537
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:09,796
Right. And it was you
who slipped it to Rupert Chatwin
538
00:31:09,814 --> 00:31:11,547
for the Battle of the Bulge.
539
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,982
I mean, you changed history.
540
00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:15,584
Oh, I did, yes. Many times.
541
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:20,428
Henry, is that juniper tree still there?
542
00:31:20,592 --> 00:31:22,950
You know, the one by the infirmary.
543
00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:27,430
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, it has the softest grass.
544
00:31:27,465 --> 00:31:29,723
It feels delicious on your ass.
545
00:31:29,834 --> 00:31:31,567
I mean, we used to sneak out
at night and,
546
00:31:31,603 --> 00:31:34,800
- oh, for hours we would...
- Bigby, please.
547
00:31:34,825 --> 00:31:37,340
Are you telling me you don't
even remember that tree?
548
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:40,076
Of course I do, darling. Of course.
549
00:31:40,111 --> 00:31:41,944
But it's private.
550
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:43,939
Well, not anymore.
551
00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:46,236
Plus, these two fuck like jackrabbits.
552
00:31:46,261 --> 00:31:47,924
I mean, you can just smell it.
553
00:31:48,025 --> 00:31:50,586
- Ahem.
- And it is delicious, darling.
554
00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:52,926
Bigby, we really are in a time crunch.
555
00:31:52,951 --> 00:31:54,137
- Mm-hmm.
- There's a lot at stake.
556
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,026
Which I told you
would be the case someday, hmm.
557
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,770
Well, welcome to someday.
558
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:19,621
No one but you can be
within 20 feet of the blast.
559
00:32:20,552 --> 00:32:23,599
It will kill anyone,
including your Beast.
560
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:26,981
As strong as he is, you're stronger.
561
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,862
But not for long. Hmm?
562
00:32:33,004 --> 00:32:36,113
So, stop prattling and get to it.
563
00:32:40,722 --> 00:32:44,106
Boys, the shit.
564
00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:47,592
Um, Sire, I do not wish
to appear ungrateful...
565
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:50,463
You're just going to have
to trust your king on this one.
566
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:04,126
Come on, lads. Many a farm to grace...
567
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:07,618
with... our royal dung.
568
00:33:09,424 --> 00:33:11,360
Yah! Come on!
569
00:33:24,745 --> 00:33:25,941
Ow.
570
00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:28,458
Shit.
571
00:33:28,603 --> 00:33:32,259
The time is 10:58 p.m.
572
00:33:34,342 --> 00:33:37,527
Alice, you're getting it, but...
573
00:33:37,621 --> 00:33:39,412
It's taking too long.
574
00:33:39,879 --> 00:33:41,915
I'm not as strong as I was.
575
00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:43,511
By the time I'm fully powered up,
576
00:33:43,536 --> 00:33:45,277
The Beast will have eaten
all of our faces off.
577
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,688
You all are going to need
something strong to hit him with.
578
00:33:48,919 --> 00:33:50,957
Bigby isn't the only one
579
00:33:51,169 --> 00:33:53,786
who tucked away a few secrets.
580
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,200
- Ah, ow!
- Sorry.
581
00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:02,708
The spell says it has to be tight.
582
00:34:03,305 --> 00:34:06,139
Do they have to be behind me?
I feel like I'm getting busted.
583
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,875
You can't look at your hands
for 12 hours.
584
00:34:11,346 --> 00:34:12,813
Okay, whoa, what is that?
585
00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:14,807
I can't pronounce the name.
586
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,616
It's from China.
587
00:34:16,743 --> 00:34:18,775
It'll keep the blood circulating,
588
00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:22,345
but take away a lot of the discomfort.
589
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:25,298
Wait, that feels... ah!
590
00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:31,147
O... kay.
591
00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:36,730
I'm wondering if maybe you could
rub a little into my shoulder.
592
00:34:38,773 --> 00:34:41,035
Yeah, I got a cramp.
593
00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:43,034
Which one?
594
00:34:43,378 --> 00:34:45,573
Both, actually.
595
00:35:20,415 --> 00:35:22,491
I feel guilty.
596
00:35:23,685 --> 00:35:25,518
Why?
597
00:35:25,689 --> 00:35:28,072
Letting you do all the work.
598
00:35:30,759 --> 00:35:32,564
I don't mind.
599
00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:36,937
Still, if there's anything
I can do for you, let me know.
600
00:35:37,198 --> 00:35:40,734
I don't think you're in
a position to do much.
601
00:35:41,603 --> 00:35:43,320
Try me.
602
00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:46,574
I might.
603
00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,372
After you graduate.
604
00:36:01,222 --> 00:36:04,073
- Jules.
- Q, hey.
605
00:36:04,214 --> 00:36:06,147
Hey.
606
00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:10,438
Hey, um...
607
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:14,126
I-I got your message in my
bathroom mirror. It was freaky.
608
00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:18,204
Look, um, I'm not supposed to tell
you what I'm gonna tell you.
609
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,006
Okay, fine. Don't.
610
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,278
I just... I-I have to warn you.
611
00:36:23,678 --> 00:36:25,578
You could die if you don't
get clear of The Beast.
612
00:36:25,613 --> 00:36:27,313
You think I don't know
how dangerous he is?
613
00:36:27,348 --> 00:36:30,483
No, not him. Us.
We're going to kill him.
614
00:36:30,518 --> 00:36:32,885
Do what you want with him
but not until I get Reynard.
615
00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:35,394
No, we can't wait.
616
00:36:35,723 --> 00:36:37,957
- You won't...
- No, Jules, we can't.
617
00:36:37,992 --> 00:36:40,259
I-I know that you're hurting. I just...
618
00:36:40,295 --> 00:36:43,062
I-I need you to see
that this is bigger than you.
619
00:36:43,097 --> 00:36:45,131
The Beast,
he's killing magic everywhere.
620
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:46,802
And Reynard is killing
people everywhere.
621
00:36:46,827 --> 00:36:48,085
Do you think that that's less important?
622
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:51,238
No, I just think that what
you want here is revenge and...
623
00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:53,024
And you don't?
624
00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:58,755
Just don't be within
20 feet of The Beast
625
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,279
when we make our move, okay?
626
00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:04,243
Do it before I get Reynard,
you better not be within 20 miles of me.
627
00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:09,098
I came here to warn you
and you're threatening me.
628
00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:16,544
Look, I did what I had to do. I...
629
00:37:16,698 --> 00:37:18,763
make up your own mind.
630
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,748
There's something.
631
00:37:22,693 --> 00:37:25,871
About the castle.
He... he made some kind of joke.
632
00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:27,440
He put a curse on it.
633
00:37:27,475 --> 00:37:29,318
Anyone who assumes the throne.
634
00:37:29,477 --> 00:37:31,556
What kind of curse?
635
00:37:32,347 --> 00:37:34,126
He wouldn't say.
636
00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:35,923
But I'm pretty sure it's no joke.
637
00:37:36,017 --> 00:37:37,985
Okay, vague.
638
00:37:38,886 --> 00:37:40,807
Mildly helpful, I guess.
639
00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,041
It's all I got.
640
00:37:44,359 --> 00:37:46,033
Thank you.
641
00:37:48,196 --> 00:37:50,029
Sure.
642
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,998
This is...
643
00:37:54,569 --> 00:37:56,502
I know.
644
00:37:58,606 --> 00:38:01,540
Okay, I'll see you when I see you.
645
00:38:05,279 --> 00:38:06,852
See you.
646
00:38:32,933 --> 00:38:35,167
Wow.
647
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:37,910
I owe you for real.
648
00:38:48,771 --> 00:38:52,614
Good. Now this is going
to take just a few minutes
649
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:54,105
to fully power up.
650
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:56,219
You all are going to need
something strong
651
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,149
to hold off The Beast.
652
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,259
Step one...
653
00:39:00,513 --> 00:39:02,774
is for all of you
654
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:07,012
to get very, very drunk.
655
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,718
- Why?
- You'll see.
656
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,030
Chug-a-lug.
657
00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:15,693
As you grow, your name will become
an important part of you.
658
00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:19,097
Even the shape of the letters
will connect with your will,
659
00:39:19,214 --> 00:39:21,181
your unique abilities.
660
00:39:25,605 --> 00:39:28,699
Well, I can never get buried
in a Jewish cemetery.
661
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:32,869
- Are you even Jewish?
- No, but options.
662
00:39:32,894 --> 00:39:35,762
How much do I have to drink
so that I never have to hear
663
00:39:35,787 --> 00:39:37,915
- your voice again?
- Good.
664
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,107
Now for the painful part.
665
00:39:40,153 --> 00:39:41,896
That wasn't the painful part?
666
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:45,032
Oh, no. Professor Li?
667
00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:09,142
This is a Cacodemon.
668
00:40:09,548 --> 00:40:11,415
- Jesus.
- They'll grow much bigger.
669
00:40:11,501 --> 00:40:14,952
Unleash these and believe me,
they'll keep The Beast plenty busy.
670
00:40:15,142 --> 00:40:19,111
Each of you will be given a special word
to command your Cacodemon to attack.
671
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,300
They're a one-shot weapon,
672
00:40:21,325 --> 00:40:23,158
so pick your moment with care.
673
00:40:23,329 --> 00:40:26,117
What are you, uh, gonna do with it?
674
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,567
Lift your shirt, Quentin,
and turn around.
675
00:40:29,602 --> 00:40:30,968
Oh.
676
00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,438
Those words never led to anything good.
677
00:40:33,606 --> 00:40:35,954
Well, almost never.
678
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,050
Right, next.
679
00:40:57,931 --> 00:41:01,242
Sire, it's working.
680
00:41:01,365 --> 00:41:03,086
Oh, great.
681
00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:06,414
- Mm, thank you.
- Thank you, my King.
682
00:41:06,973 --> 00:41:09,974
No, no. Thank the hell
that was my childhood.
683
00:41:15,114 --> 00:41:17,000
Oh, well,
684
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,867
perfect timing, for once.
685
00:41:25,491 --> 00:41:29,198
Your High King has agricultural
tales to tell.
686
00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:32,494
I give you the reign of...
687
00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:34,684
King Shit.
688
00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:42,177
I figured you'd pretty much
be dead without me, so...
689
00:41:46,575 --> 00:41:48,701
♪ Is it an earthquake ♪
690
00:41:49,371 --> 00:41:52,006
♪ Or simply a shock? ♪
691
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,687
♪ Is it the good turtle soup ♪
692
00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:58,289
♪ Or merely the mock? ♪
693
00:41:58,407 --> 00:42:00,325
Jesus Christ.
694
00:42:00,326 --> 00:42:03,180
♪ Is it a cocktail ♪
695
00:42:03,329 --> 00:42:05,696
♪ This feeling of joy ♪
696
00:42:05,721 --> 00:42:07,238
He has to stop.
697
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,936
♪ Or is what I feel ♪
698
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:14,428
♪ The real McCoy? ♪
699
00:42:14,607 --> 00:42:17,738
Ah, don't make me wait, ladies.
700
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:20,128
Are we three going to kill a god?
701
00:42:20,279 --> 00:42:22,513
- Yeah, for starters.
- Good one.
702
00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,549
♪ Is it Granada I see ♪
703
00:42:24,574 --> 00:42:28,735
♪ Or only Asbury Park? ♪
704
00:42:29,469 --> 00:42:32,376
♪ Is it a fancy ♪
705
00:42:32,525 --> 00:42:35,774
♪ You lose like a glove ♪
706
00:42:36,796 --> 00:42:44,096
♪ Or is it at long last love? ♪
707
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:49,120
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00:42:50,305 --> 00:42:56,547
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