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Hmm. 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:14,913 We'll have to check that out. 8 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:15,748 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,385 Not to brag, but the doctor said 10 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,687 it was the biggest boil they had ever seen. 11 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,923 Of course I hadn't seen it 'cause it was on my backside. 12 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:29,194 But what came out of there was crazy! 13 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:34,166 It was so... voluminous and viscous. 14 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,602 Like sour cream or-or curdled milk. 15 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,237 Kind of... 16 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,074 Here, put your finger in this pad of butter. 17 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:45,077 Oh, no, never mind. Uh, it was way softer than this. 18 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,679 But anyway, when he applied pressure, 19 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,582 it just started spindling out. 20 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,218 And it kept coming and coming and coming. 21 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:57,089 I mean, the full load could have fed a family of four. 22 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,024 (snorts) 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,627 You look gorgeous. 24 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,429 Thank you. 25 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,764 Hi. If you have a minute, 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,599 I'd like to tell you about the specials. 27 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,368 Oh, I already know about one of them. 28 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:14,139 'Cause she's sitting... right across from me. 29 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,608 Great. 30 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,711 In addition, we have a potato leek soup, 31 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,546 and the fish of the day is halibut. 32 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,049 I'm actually just gonna get the garden salad. 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,484 KARL: What a coincidence. 34 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,719 Two salads, please. 35 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,255 And a soup to share? 36 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,424 -ZOE: Uh... -A soup to share. 37 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,726 One spoon. 38 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:39,064 Thank you so much... 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,732 Damien. 40 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,569 Oh, it's, uh, Daniel, but it's okay. 41 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,605 (piano playing soft jazz music) 42 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,848 What? 43 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,017 Have you ever been painted? 44 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,752 You know, like, a painting? 45 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,454 No. 46 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:03,755 Then it's settled. 47 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,690 We're going back to my place after dinner, 48 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,426 and I'm gonna paint you, just like Jack did to Rose. 49 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,861 Can we have the check, please? 50 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,597 -I don't think so. -I live right up the street. 51 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,300 (in baby voice): I could carry you. 52 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,302 I'm so sorry. 53 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,404 I better take this. 54 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,141 Hello? 55 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,510 Oh, no. 56 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,479 I'll be right there. 57 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,282 That was my friend who's watching my dog. 58 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,884 She said he's sick and had to go to the hospital. 59 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,486 Oh, no. 60 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,454 I promise this isn't one of those fake calls 61 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,856 you ask your friends to make 62 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,292 in case the date isn't going well so you can leave. 63 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,661 -My dog really is sick. -Oh, of course. 64 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,463 I am so sorry to hear that. Oh, terrible. 65 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,166 What's your dog's name? 66 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,203 I don't know. 67 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,706 ♪ Games, changes... ♪ 68 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,609 KARL: Hi, Mom. How'd your appointment go? 69 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,510 -Oh, that's great. -(microwave whirring) 70 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,379 The date? Eh. 71 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:37,415 I don't think she's the one. Uh-uh. 72 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,351 Hey, I've got a quick cooking question for you. 73 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,354 I'm making a very dense pot roast type dish. 74 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,122 You know, bones on the outside, 75 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,025 meat kind of housed on the inside kind of thing. 76 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,728 A little like the crown roast you made for Christmas. 77 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,763 Yes. 78 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,798 450 broil. 79 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,900 That's what I was thinking. 80 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:57,369 That's great. Yeah. 81 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,803 Mom, thanks so much. 82 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:02,107 I'm gonna call you later, but I love you. Okay, bye. 83 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,744 ♪ I'll keep my cool, but I'm fiendin' ♪ 84 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:09,748 ♪ I try to say good-bye and I choke ♪ 85 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:13,218 ♪ I try to walk away and I stumble ♪ 86 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,987 ♪ Though I try to hide it, it's clear ♪ 87 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,823 ♪ My world crumbles when you are not here ♪ 88 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,058 ♪ Good-bye... ♪ 89 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,660 ♪ Good-bye and I choke... ♪ 90 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,962 Oh, crap. Zeus? 91 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,297 (dog barking) 92 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:27,499 Daddy spaced out and forgot the bullion. 93 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,534 (birds chirping) 94 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,240 Good boy. 95 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,442 You stopped up? 96 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,678 Would it help if Daddy turned around? 97 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,012 Be my pleasure. 98 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,747 Now, you just take your time. 99 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,150 I'll be right here. 100 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:48,119 (vehicle approaching) 101 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,421 (tires screech) 102 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,889 (indistinct police radio chatter) 103 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:01,633 ♪ ♪ 104 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,669 (phone alarm beeping) 105 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,807 Oh, shoot! 106 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,444 No! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. 107 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,547 Ugh! Shoot! 108 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:19,084 Ugh! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! 109 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,125 Hi. Thanks so much for stopping. 110 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,961 Um, do you think you could help me change my tire? 111 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,696 I must have driven over 112 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,200 a Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle or something. (chuckles) 113 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,701 Okay, so, the spare's in here. 114 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,037 -And you mind helping me pull it out? -Oh, sure. 115 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,472 -I have a cold. -No problem. 116 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,574 -Let me move this axe out of the way. -Oh, okay. Thank you. 117 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,309 -Move that. -All right. 118 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,910 So, uh, how's your week going? 119 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,080 Oh, it's been pretty good. I-I had this... 120 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,657 KARL: Hi, Mom. 121 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,327 You might be hearing some things about me. 122 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,498 I just want to say that I am so sorry. 123 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,901 I just... I just want you to know that... 124 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,936 you-you are in no way to blame. 125 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,338 This is not your fault. 126 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,342 If anything, I would blame Dad. 127 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,845 Anyway, uh... I love you. 128 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,847 Bye. 129 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:26,017 -(sighs) -(upbeat Spanish music playing) 130 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,719 (phone cracks) 131 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,165 Do you take American dollars? 132 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,534 America? 133 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,135 (sings "Turkey in the Straw") 134 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,136 Yee-haw! 135 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,871 Dollars. 136 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,374 For that one. I'll give you dollars for that. You know what? 137 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,708 That one and that one. 138 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,877 And the little ones down... 139 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,748 You know what? All of 'em. How much for all of them? 140 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,624 You're doing great. 141 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,760 You know, I don't say this to all my models, but I'm getting 142 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:12,297 some real Whistler's Mother vibes from you. (exhales) 143 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,366 I like your painting. 144 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,936 Oh, that? 145 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,572 Aren't you sweet. 146 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:24,142 That was during my bear period a few years ago. 147 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,010 I love pushing the form. 148 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:29,581 You see, bears don't surf. 149 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,851 But art doesn't care about that. 150 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,252 Hmm. 151 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,854 Oh. Can I see? 152 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,989 No. Uh-uh. 153 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:41,459 No. I don't like to show my work until it's done. 154 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,262 But soon. 155 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,265 It's going really, really well. 156 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,134 Like, exceedingly well. 157 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,972 Just about done with your face. 158 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,974 It's really just the boobies left. 159 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,776 All right, I'm gonna pop into the other room. 160 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,979 I'm gonna get a more appropriate brush. 161 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,181 Don't move. I'm gonna be right back. 162 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,683 -Okay. -Okay. 163 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,654 So... 164 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,357 did you tell anyone you're having your portrait painted? 165 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,192 No, it's a surprise for my friends. 166 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,693 Aw, that's great. 167 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,129 Yeah, my friends always say, "Paco, you work too hard." 168 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,064 Uh, "You never do anything fun." 169 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:23,001 So, when they see the painting, I will show them. 170 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,502 That's for sure. 171 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,170 Love that story. 172 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:28,706 Sorry it's taking me so long. 173 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:32,210 Just searching for the perfect brush. 174 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:39,350 You know, I once painted Jason Mraz. 175 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,753 Course, it was all from memory. 176 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,757 Found it. 177 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,963 Perfect brush. 178 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,868 The thing about acrylic paints is that... 179 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,675 Damn. Damn it! 180 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,210 ♪ ♪ 181 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,553 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 182 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,225 (panting) 183 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,261 (sighs) 184 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,600 Ah, you have to stop this. 185 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,901 Stop it! 186 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,203 Stop it, stop it, stop! 187 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,038 (muffled): Stop! You have to stop! 188 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,573 Stop it! 189 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:36,942 (panting) 190 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,625 (officers shouting in Spanish) 191 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,628 He went that way! He went that way over there! 192 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,896 -Hands on your head! -Okay, but this is on you. 193 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,431 He's getting further and further away. 194 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,400 -Capitán. -Uh... 195 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,901 How... 196 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,403 What?! 197 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,938 I'm as surprised as you. 198 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,807 Karl Cowperthwaite, you are under arrest 199 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,509 for the murder and desecration of a body. 200 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,444 Uh, careful, I have an active boil. 201 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:14,746 I have, uh, prescription underwear. 202 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,014 Top drawer, underneath the knives. (groans) 203 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,649 -OFFICER: All clear. -Come on. 204 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,117 -Let's go! Vamos muchachos! -But he's getting away! 205 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,256 When I call your number, 206 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,026 repeat the phrase you've been given. 207 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,427 Number one. 208 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,928 I get real... 209 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,765 Whistler's Mother vibe from you. 210 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,466 Number two. 211 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,102 I getting real whisker mother vibes... 212 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,604 for-for you. 213 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,272 Number three? 214 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,343 I getting real whistles, mothers, vibes from you. 215 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,778 And number four. 216 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,614 (high-pitched babbling) 217 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,982 Some water. 218 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,651 That's him. 219 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,688 (men laughing) 220 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,592 (man screams in distance) 221 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,697 (men chattering in Spanish) 222 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,566 How's it coming? 223 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,169 Oh, my finest work yet. 224 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,371 It's like Matisse mixed with Shakespeare 225 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,807 and just a little Rhea Perlman on top. 226 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,710 Do you mind turning around, Javi? 227 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,645 I just want to paint the rest of that tattoo 228 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,846 that wraps around your back. 229 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,350 What is that, a cobra with legs? 230 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,252 Yes. 231 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,255 Props. 232 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,534 Hold very still. 233 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:51,643 (alarm blaring) 234 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,585 I swear it wasn't me. 235 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,587 I swear. 236 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:08,393 (whispers): Psst. Hey. 237 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,230 Hey, have you ever been painted? 238 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,935 Mmm. Wow, yes, I do eat out of boredom. 239 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,371 Oh, hey, excuse me, Martinez? 240 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,039 Why are you guys wearing those masks? 241 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,375 Just a precaution. There's something going around. 242 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,743 Hey, how's Javi doing? 243 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:29,213 -He died. -He died? 244 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,949 Hey, I'm really sorry to hear that. 245 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,152 -Right. -No, I'm serious. 246 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,620 I mean it. 247 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,622 You know, people can change. 248 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,223 I'll show you. 249 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,325 Put your arm right through there. 250 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,827 No way. 251 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,564 Well, if you did, I wouldn't eat it. 252 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,065 I wouldn't. 253 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,834 (scoffs) 254 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,603 I'm really changing. 255 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,439 ♪ ♪ 256 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,627 Time's up. 257 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,965 Let's get you back to your cell. 258 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,969 ♪ ♪ 259 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,957 KARL: It's kind of lonely in here. 260 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,993 If you ever want to talk, you know where to find me. 261 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,901 ♪ ♪ 262 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,993 So... 263 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,596 Karl Cowperthwaite. 264 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,498 What kind of name is that? 265 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,335 MARTINEZ: All my hair completely singed off. 266 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,537 -KARL: No. -I'm standing there, buck naked, 267 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,040 -No! -when the mayor walks in. (laughing) 268 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,575 That's rich. 269 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,410 That is funny. 270 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,078 (both laugh) 271 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,915 Ah. All right, my turn. 272 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,116 -My turn, okay? -Okay. 273 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,184 Um, I have webbed toes. 274 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,287 I love The Beatles. 275 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,255 I can't roll my tongue. 276 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,525 Loving the Beatles is the lie. (chuckling) 277 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,028 Right. I just can't get into them. 278 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,030 Too many descending arpeggios. 279 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,531 Ah. 280 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,868 -Can I ask you a question? -Shoot. 281 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,870 Why are you still here? 282 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,106 I'm a prison guard. 283 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,710 But it's just the two of us left. 284 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,780 Why don't you just... get out of here? 285 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,652 My family's dead. 286 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,924 My friends... are dead. 287 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,727 (sniffles) 288 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,896 Well... 289 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,131 we should get you back to the cell, no? 290 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,634 Ooh! Can we take the long way? 291 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,903 Please? 292 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,972 -Why not? (chuckles) -Yeah! 293 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,473 All right. 294 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,723 I have some exciting news. 295 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,293 I literally can't wait to hear it. 296 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,763 Today... is my last day. 297 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,266 I hear people are alive in Tapachula. 298 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,802 I'm gonna find out if it is true. 299 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,938 That's great. 300 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,773 I'm so happy. 301 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,775 You take care. 302 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,276 (sniffles) 303 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,278 Wait, wait. 304 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,781 Aren't you gonna let me out? 305 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,618 Karl, you're a serial killer. 306 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,520 I've changed. I swear I've changed. 307 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,522 Please, you got to let me out. 308 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,025 Please, Martinez. Please, please, don't do this. 309 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,961 There is enough food here for about two months. 310 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,296 Then it is in God's hands. 311 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:43,334 And if you prefer to take things into your own hands... 312 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,778 M-Martinez. 313 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,520 Best of luck. 314 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,060 (Karl chuckles) 315 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,394 (Martinez grunting) 316 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,663 I'm so sorry. Why didn't you just trust me? 317 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,498 I told you I'm not a killer anymore. 318 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,101 But you left me no choice, so I had to kill you. 319 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,903 In general, I don't kill anymore. 320 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,239 You got to believe me. I don't kill anymore. 321 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,043 ♪ ♪ 322 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,712 (panting, grunting) 323 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,716 (keypad beeping, buzzes) 324 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,518 Damn it. No! 325 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,753 No! 326 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,056 No! 327 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,296 You got this, Karl. 328 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,865 Ain't nothin' but a thang. 329 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,134 ("Workin' Man Blues" by Merle Haggard playing) 330 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,235 (grunts) 331 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,238 ♪ It's a big job getting by ♪ 332 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,008 ♪ With nine kids and a wife ♪ 333 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,544 ♪ Yeah, but I been ♪ 334 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,214 ♪ A workin' man dang near all my life ♪ 335 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,450 ♪ Keep on working ♪ 336 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,088 -♪ Long as my two hands are fit to use ♪ -(grunts) 337 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,792 ♪ I'll drink my beer at a tavern ♪ 338 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,627 -♪ And sing a little bit ♪ -(weak pop) 339 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,197 ♪ Of these workin' man blues. ♪ 340 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,238 (quietly): Oh-seven-five-four... 341 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,239 (keypad buzzes) 342 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,907 (sighs) 343 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,408 Oh-seven-five-four-nine. 344 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,410 Oh-seven-five- four-nine. 345 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,745 Oh-seven-five-four-nine. 346 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,014 Oh-seven-five- four-nine. 347 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,685 Oh-seven-five-four-nine. 348 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,354 Oh-seven-five-five-oh. 349 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,588 Oh-seven-five- five-oh. 350 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,424 Oh-seven-five-five-oh. Oh-seven-five-five-oh. 351 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,461 Oh-seven-five-five... Oh-seven-five-five... 352 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,799 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 353 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,435 You got to be kidding me! 354 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,838 ♪ ♪ 355 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,874 (objects shuffling) 356 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,684 (clanking) 357 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,556 ♪ ♪ 358 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,467 Hi, my old friend. 359 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:35,005 You deserved better than getting murdered. 360 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,175 I know it's no excuse, but I thought that, 361 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,511 by killing you, I could get out into the world 362 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,348 and prove that I didn't have to kill anymore. 363 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,684 And that kind of backfired. 364 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,687 Just know that... 365 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,523 I truly had changed. 366 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,827 (sighs) 367 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,664 Well, uh, I should go. 368 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,900 Getting out today. 369 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,348 (horn honking in distance) 370 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,383 Is that...? 371 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,755 My God. 372 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,790 (laughs) 373 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,560 (siren wailing) 374 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,299 (shouting) 375 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,573 (chuckles) 376 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,049 TODD: Jasper? 377 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,550 -(pounding) -TANDY: Jasper? 378 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,586 He's stuck in there. 379 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,224 Todd, give me a hand. 380 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,260 (both grunting) 381 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,670 Hi. I'm Karl. 382 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:31,022 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 383 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,507 CHILDREN: Uncle Stinky. 384 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,009 (dolphin chittering) 385 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,782 Still searching for more laughs after The Last Man? 386 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,885 Then here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 387 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,657 ♪ Hey-ay-ay ♪ 388 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,526 ♪ Hey-ay-ay ♪ 389 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,562 WOMAN: This is our story. 390 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,864 ♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 391 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,966 ♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 392 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,001 ♪ I'm just doing what I do ♪ 393 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,503 ♪ Won't stop doing what I do ♪ 394 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,038 ♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 395 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,041 -♪ Can't stop me now ♪ -♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 396 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,343 -♪ Cannot beat me ♪ -♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 397 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,978 ♪ I'm just doin' what I do ♪ 398 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,247 ♪ Won't stop doin' what I do ♪ 25344

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