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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:05,072 D'oh! 2 00:01:09,912 --> 00:01:11,579 Okily dokily. 3 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:16,082 Aw, our own home. 4 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:25,638 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 5 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:31,364 All right. Takeout Chinese. 6 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,167 Everyone can have their favorite thing. 7 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:35,368 Bart, General Tso's chicken. 8 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:38,305 For Lisa, Pacifist Tso's tofu. 9 00:01:38,341 --> 00:01:40,974 For Maggie, Kung Pao Cheerios. 10 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:43,311 And, Homer, I've got your favorite... 11 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:45,346 Favorite? That's my favorite. 12 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:47,112 ...MSG. 13 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,182 Mmm. 14 00:01:50,218 --> 00:01:51,585 Ah, needs salt. 15 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,956 Y'ello. 16 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,348 Ahoy-hoy, Simpson. 17 00:01:57,348 --> 00:01:59,750 I have four seats to tonight's basketball joust, 18 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,750 and you were at the top of my list. 19 00:02:11,736 --> 00:02:13,870 So, what do you say? 20 00:02:13,906 --> 00:02:15,237 Thank you, Mr. Burns. 21 00:02:15,274 --> 00:02:17,039 Oh, boy, courtside seats. 22 00:02:17,074 --> 00:02:19,927 - I feel like Billy Crystal's doctor. - Who was it? 23 00:02:19,927 --> 00:02:21,894 You'll never believe it. We just got... 24 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,563 Homer, wait. You don't want to go with them. 25 00:02:24,598 --> 00:02:26,064 Why not? They're my family. 26 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:28,234 Sweetie, I know that you're talking to your brain. 27 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:31,236 Why don't you just do whatever your heart tells you? 28 00:02:31,271 --> 00:02:32,737 Ugh, not that guy. 29 00:02:32,774 --> 00:02:34,973 I'm numb. 30 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,609 Chest pains! 31 00:02:39,614 --> 00:02:42,014 Just go to the game with your friends. 32 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:43,682 Brain, you're the greatest. 33 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:45,787 Is there anything I can do for you? 34 00:02:45,787 --> 00:02:48,087 Yeah, you could read a book once in a while. 35 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:49,521 D'oh! 36 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,759 Carl, I got courtside seats! 37 00:02:53,795 --> 00:02:55,895 Lenny, I got courtside seats! 38 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:57,997 Barney, I got courtside seats! 39 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,064 I'm in. 40 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,667 Who's on trial? 41 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:03,302 You guys got courtside seats? I'd love to go. 42 00:03:03,337 --> 00:03:05,270 Just let me lock up the good liquor. 43 00:03:08,909 --> 00:03:11,343 Uh, sorry, we only have four tickets. 44 00:03:11,378 --> 00:03:13,112 Me, Lenny, Carl and Barney. 45 00:03:13,147 --> 00:03:14,614 You really don't want me? 46 00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:16,449 I, uh, I thought we was friends. 47 00:03:16,485 --> 00:03:17,917 Yeah, we did, too. 48 00:03:17,953 --> 00:03:19,786 Then we realized you were serving us beer 49 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,121 that's mostly suds. 50 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:23,704 Also, your chicken wings weren't chicken. 51 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,670 Hey, meat's meat. Although none of it was meat. 52 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,205 Look, hey, where we going with this? 53 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,806 You're not invited, Moe. 54 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,914 Hey, wha...? 55 00:03:30,914 --> 00:03:32,989 Not invited, not invited. 56 00:03:32,989 --> 00:03:35,489 Who's on trial? 57 00:03:46,235 --> 00:03:49,736 Wow. Wow. I am truly alone in this world. 58 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,105 No, you're not. 59 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,974 Uh, thanks, uh, Anti-Suicide Keychain. 60 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,210 You're welcome. 61 00:03:56,245 --> 00:03:57,610 I care about you... 62 00:03:57,646 --> 00:03:59,146 Uh, Moe Szyslak. 63 00:03:59,182 --> 00:04:00,647 ...very much. 64 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,491 _ 65 00:04:07,256 --> 00:04:09,323 Uh, Moe, about last night... 66 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:11,057 Yeah, on the house, fellas. 67 00:04:12,194 --> 00:04:14,228 And I got new cocktail napkins 68 00:04:14,263 --> 00:04:16,129 that ain't just unpaid parking tickets. 69 00:04:16,165 --> 00:04:18,098 See? Yeah, huh? 70 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,567 How about that? 71 00:04:19,601 --> 00:04:22,470 Why you being so nice to us after we rejected you? 72 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:25,639 Well, maybe the problem wasn't youse, maybe it was mees. 73 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:27,908 So, I'se, uh, sprucing up the bar, 74 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:30,944 trying to make things nice, you know, like they used to be. 75 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,949 Hey! It's the Pin Pals, our old bowling team! 76 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,683 Those were great times. 77 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:38,485 Them were the best times. 78 00:04:38,521 --> 00:04:40,754 Closer than brothers, we was, says I. 79 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:43,824 Then Apu had his octopuses, and suddenly he didn't have time 80 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:46,761 to bowl with his buddies five nights a week. 81 00:04:46,795 --> 00:04:48,896 But as I said, great times. 82 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,504 Guys, I think we should reform the Pin Pals, 83 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:59,939 but this time with me, Lenny, Carl and Moe! 84 00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:02,379 Oh, guys, I would love to! 85 00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:04,509 But I can't bowl no more. 86 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:07,076 I got beer-pull tunnel syndrome. 87 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:09,947 Ow! 88 00:05:11,016 --> 00:05:12,850 Another, please. 89 00:05:13,853 --> 00:05:15,084 Ow! 90 00:05:16,088 --> 00:05:18,322 It's a little short. 91 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,927 I guess you'll have to ask Barney to bowl with ya's. 92 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:25,562 - Do they have beer? - Yes. 93 00:05:25,598 --> 00:05:27,831 To bowling! 94 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:29,500 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 95 00:05:29,535 --> 00:05:31,000 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 96 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:32,937 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪ 97 00:05:34,139 --> 00:05:36,740 Moe, this is for you. 98 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:39,944 Ah. 99 00:05:39,978 --> 00:05:42,079 - What do you say? - Coach? Terrific! 100 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:45,081 I love screaming at people who are trying their best. 101 00:05:45,117 --> 00:05:46,550 To Moe! 102 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:48,252 What are you doing? Don't drink that. 103 00:05:48,286 --> 00:05:49,586 You're in training. 104 00:05:49,622 --> 00:05:50,855 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 105 00:05:50,889 --> 00:05:53,090 ♪ Boys are back in town... ♪ 106 00:05:55,194 --> 00:05:57,927 A lot of music in this episode. 107 00:05:57,963 --> 00:06:00,230 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ _ 108 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:02,833 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ _ 109 00:06:02,869 --> 00:06:04,367 ♪ Boys are back in town ♪ 110 00:06:04,403 --> 00:06:05,836 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 111 00:06:05,872 --> 00:06:07,538 ♪ The boys are back ♪ 112 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:20,451 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 113 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:21,851 ♪ Boys are back in town ♪ _ 114 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,322 _ 115 00:06:24,322 --> 00:06:27,625 ♪ I said the boys are back in town ♪ 116 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:30,326 ♪ The boys are back in town... ♪ 117 00:06:30,362 --> 00:06:33,497 Okay, sidekicks, back in our shadows. 118 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:36,990 _ 119 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:41,939 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 120 00:06:41,973 --> 00:06:44,141 ♪ Hallelujah. ♪ 121 00:06:52,384 --> 00:06:54,284 - Yay! - Yay! 122 00:07:06,298 --> 00:07:07,463 We made it, boys. 123 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,268 Going to the state finals in Capital City! 124 00:07:13,105 --> 00:07:16,639 Uh, sorry, that's where we store our extra balls. 125 00:07:16,675 --> 00:07:18,574 Quick! Rest his head! 126 00:07:19,577 --> 00:07:21,345 Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. 127 00:07:22,516 --> 00:07:23,817 Ow! Ow! 128 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,815 All right, the state finals. 129 00:07:25,815 --> 00:07:29,478 If we win this, the next tournament is on ESPN8. 130 00:07:30,444 --> 00:07:32,276 All right, guys, don't be yokels. 131 00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:34,598 Just act like you seen it all before. 132 00:07:34,598 --> 00:07:36,230 Holy crap! 133 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,622 _ 134 00:07:53,617 --> 00:07:55,584 Uh, it says we're on lane 17. 135 00:07:55,619 --> 00:07:58,153 Wow! Topiary lane numbers. 136 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,355 I'll bet they're plastic. 137 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:02,790 Yep, they are, but don't tell management. 138 00:08:04,144 --> 00:08:05,978 So I guess we're playing you guys, huh? 139 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:07,411 Best two out of three. 140 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,781 I'm Reynolds. We're high-frequency traders. 141 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:12,350 I was the model for The Wolf of Wall Street. 142 00:08:12,386 --> 00:08:14,819 I was the model for American Psycho. 143 00:08:16,889 --> 00:08:20,242 I was a model for toe fungus in a Dr. Scholl's commercial. 144 00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:23,076 - And I was... - I'll give you $100 to stop talking. 145 00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:25,379 Deal! 146 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:28,091 Hey, and here's a hundred for you for looking at me 147 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,992 like I am the most amazing thing you ever saw. 148 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:33,894 I think I'm giving you a $500 look. 149 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,398 Well, here's $400, and screw you. 150 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:40,769 Wow. I finally found my path in life: socio. 151 00:08:41,804 --> 00:08:43,238 Hey, Harold, buddy. 152 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,273 You know, I was wondering... 153 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:48,677 Excuse me. Why cheeseburgers? 154 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:51,278 The cheese holds it together in flight. Duh. 155 00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:54,115 I mean, why do you throw them at good people? 156 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,582 Question time is over. 157 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,485 Really hope that social worker pays better 158 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,120 by the time you grow up. 159 00:08:59,155 --> 00:09:00,788 Social worker. 160 00:09:00,823 --> 00:09:03,158 Hey. This little dingus gets it. 161 00:09:03,192 --> 00:09:04,658 All right, little man. 162 00:09:04,695 --> 00:09:07,195 From now on, we're gonna call you McDingus. 163 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,264 You're treating me like dirt! 164 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,664 I belong! 165 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,293 I'm wearing a new hat! 166 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:16,769 _ 167 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,966 I'm gonna show you that the one thing in the world 168 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,945 that you're a little bit good at, I'm better. 169 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,110 Okey-doke. 170 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,028 Damn it! 171 00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:29,229 All right, now, listen to me. 172 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,130 These stuffed suits don't stand a chance 173 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,731 against us working joes. 174 00:09:32,768 --> 00:09:34,701 - Because we got... - Moxie? 175 00:09:34,735 --> 00:09:36,202 - Eh, no. - Uh, grit? 176 00:09:36,238 --> 00:09:37,671 Nah, we're pretty grit-less. 177 00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:39,371 Well, what have we got? 178 00:09:39,408 --> 00:09:40,874 My stepdad is Lebanese. 179 00:09:40,908 --> 00:09:42,642 We are a damn rainbow! 180 00:09:42,677 --> 00:09:43,844 - Yay! - Yeah! 181 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:52,184 We win. We win! 182 00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,820 The first out of three! 183 00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,688 Huh! I haven't been this confident 184 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:57,990 since I saw La La Land win Best Picture 185 00:09:58,025 --> 00:09:59,759 and turned off my TV. 186 00:09:59,794 --> 00:10:00,927 Good win, you guys. 187 00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:02,162 Lunch is on us. 188 00:10:02,197 --> 00:10:04,663 Wow! Is that a Visa double diamond card? 189 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,433 Yep. Doesn't have to be inserted or swiped. 190 00:10:07,469 --> 00:10:09,735 - It just knows. - Wow! 191 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:12,205 It can sense that you're poor. 192 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:17,110 Once again they substitute rhino for narwhal. 193 00:10:17,144 --> 00:10:19,446 It's like they think we won't notice. 194 00:10:21,149 --> 00:10:23,082 Thanks for lunch. 195 00:10:23,118 --> 00:10:25,885 And now you'll be eating crow for dessert. 196 00:10:25,921 --> 00:10:27,854 Uh, side note... I have actually eaten crow. 197 00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:30,356 It is not bad. Tastes like seagull. 198 00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:33,927 Chang-stein, I bet you that I can break down 199 00:10:33,961 --> 00:10:38,764 this loser right here in, oh, 15 seconds. 200 00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:42,903 Moe, I would like to ask you about your last birthday. 201 00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:44,571 W-Why? W-What have you heard? 202 00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:45,804 Did you have a party? 203 00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:47,407 No, sir. 204 00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:49,308 - Cake? - No. 205 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,745 Ah, man, it looks like he's tearing Moe a new one. 206 00:10:51,779 --> 00:10:53,546 Well, most of his old ones are pretty bad, 207 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:55,081 so that could be a good thing. 208 00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:56,649 So, did you leave your house? 209 00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:58,284 No. 210 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,318 Any phone calls? 211 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,288 - Y-Yes. - Meant for you? 212 00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:03,889 No! 213 00:11:03,926 --> 00:11:07,059 I pretended to be someone who was interested 214 00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:09,729 in carpet cleaning. 215 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:15,567 Um, that's time, and he is definitely crying, so you win. 216 00:11:15,604 --> 00:11:18,471 Bart, you don't want to be with these guys. 217 00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:19,739 They're monsters. 218 00:11:19,774 --> 00:11:21,975 Hey, their 401Ks are monsters. 219 00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:24,677 Do you even know what a 401K is? 220 00:11:24,712 --> 00:11:26,479 I assume it's a gun. 221 00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:28,480 Yeah, well, I may not have much, 222 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:30,783 but I got some things that matter, huh? 223 00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:33,186 My bar, my friends, my good name. 224 00:11:33,221 --> 00:11:34,520 Hear! Hear! 225 00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:36,990 All right, well, if you believe in your friends so much, 226 00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:39,859 how about we make a little wager on the match? 227 00:11:39,894 --> 00:11:42,796 - Uh, oh, can I bet on youse to win? - No. 228 00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:45,798 Careful, Moe. I got a bad feeling about this. 229 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:48,335 Just leave us be, huh? 230 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,971 All right, how about this? If we win the next two games, 231 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:54,006 your bar is ours, and you have to change 232 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:55,875 your, uh, good name. 233 00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:58,177 I got a bad feeling. 234 00:11:58,212 --> 00:12:00,179 Bad feeling, bad feeling, 235 00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:06,052 But if I win, I want something I can share with my friends. 236 00:12:06,087 --> 00:12:09,022 Something only a rich guy like you can give us. 237 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:11,457 Let's do this. 238 00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:13,960 Look at me, Moe Szyslak, shaking hands with a guy 239 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:17,197 wearing a shirt worth more than I'll earn in my entire life. 240 00:12:17,231 --> 00:12:21,301 Ugh, it feels like I'm shaking hands with a squid. 241 00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:24,303 No, the squid has a much firmer grip. 242 00:12:24,338 --> 00:12:26,706 Hey, Pin Gals. 243 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,942 Wha...? 244 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:31,711 Hey, hey, hey, we ain't afraid of no bowling shirts. 245 00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,879 They're not shirts; it's compression wear, 246 00:12:33,914 --> 00:12:35,749 which increases blood flow to our arms 247 00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:37,549 and decreases wind resistance. 248 00:12:39,837 --> 00:12:41,537 Oh, yeah! 249 00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:43,371 They know two-handed bowling. 250 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:44,706 Hey, we been hustled! 251 00:12:44,741 --> 00:12:47,244 Huh, if you can't trust hedge fund guys, 252 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,442 who can you trust? 253 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,614 Nice toss. 254 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,249 Um, nobody likes suck-ups. _ 255 00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:56,451 All right? Cheeseburger. 256 00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:59,470 I want to help you stand up to them. 257 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,635 But they're traders. 258 00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:02,904 All we know is how to collect information. 259 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,706 Everyone has a weak spot. 260 00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:07,941 We will aggregate their emotional responses 261 00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:10,344 and run a regression through the data. 262 00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:12,346 Thanks for dumbing it down for us. 263 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,380 Polish your balls? 264 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,450 Man, this alley does everything. 265 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,152 Oh, I don't work for the alley. 266 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:21,321 No, indeed. 267 00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:27,629 Bart? 268 00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:29,596 Hey, Mom, I got a question for you. 269 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,331 -Am I too young to start drinking vodka? -Yes. 270 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:34,433 Wish you would've told me that an hour ago. 271 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,168 Here's a little "don't tell Homer" money. 272 00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:38,808 If you love money with all your heart, 273 00:13:38,808 --> 00:13:40,774 the money will never love you back. 274 00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,844 Will having no money make me happy? 275 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:45,147 No. 276 00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:46,780 Does Bill Gates love his wife? 277 00:13:46,817 --> 00:13:49,183 Melinda? Of course he does. 278 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,553 They started a foundation that does wonderful things. 279 00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,556 - With money, right? - Yes. 280 00:13:54,591 --> 00:13:57,692 So, money's the answer for everything. 281 00:13:57,727 --> 00:14:00,394 Have a C-note, sweetheart. 282 00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:02,563 - She gets it. - Oh! 283 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,203 Whew, they really kicked our butts. 284 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,206 I'm gonna lose my bar and my name. 285 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,042 No Moe, no tavern, nothing. 286 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:16,644 I'm gonna jump into that empty elevator shaft! 287 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:17,913 Moe, no! 288 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:25,519 I just, uh... I can't win. 289 00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,490 Oh, yeah, now we're getting somewhere. 290 00:14:37,971 --> 00:14:40,971 _ 291 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,841 All right, we've come to that time... 292 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,975 the time where I give that inspirational speech 293 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,586 I've been keeping in my pocket. 294 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,077 You have given this lonely little man 295 00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:52,778 a reason to get up every single day, 296 00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:55,350 and that is why I love youse, Marge. 297 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,043 I mean, uh, Pin Pals. Pin Pals. 298 00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,711 And we got a secret weapon. 299 00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,913 This guy is sober. 300 00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:05,182 I am, because of the love of your sister. 301 00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:06,751 Now, just so you know, that was, 302 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:08,486 that was a catfish thing, right? 303 00:15:08,522 --> 00:15:10,087 What's a "catfish" thing? 304 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:12,316 I'll explain it to you after the match. 305 00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:13,615 Just don't drink. 306 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,184 You know how, uh, how Miriam hates it. 307 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:19,754 You know, you sister looks just like Jennifer Lawrence. 308 00:15:19,789 --> 00:15:22,490 And all her pictures say "Getty Images." 309 00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:24,893 Yeah, that's-that's a problem with your computer. 310 00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:27,296 Just stay sober, huh? 311 00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:28,330 Mm-hmm. 312 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,033 Huh? 313 00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:36,378 _ 314 00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:40,442 Hey, have you ever tasted liquid gold? 315 00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,051 You realize that was a thousand-dollar swallow. 316 00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:54,188 Return... to me. 317 00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,777 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 318 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:28,956 Oh, what do you want? 319 00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:30,926 Fair warning: we have combed through 320 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:34,562 all the emotional data on you to find your soft targets. 321 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:36,264 What the hell are you talking about? 322 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,500 You'll see, in just 15 seconds. 323 00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:41,970 Reynolds, artificial intelligence 324 00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:44,907 is just three months away from taking your job. 325 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:47,909 Without my job, I... I'm just a douche. 326 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,977 You don't know that the other two 327 00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,913 are sleeping with your wife. 328 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,982 I thought you were, but you?! 329 00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:57,019 You're all about your BMW, 330 00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,421 but you couldn't afford the sport package. 331 00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:05,727 And I win, just like all good people always win. 332 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:08,363 - McDingus. - Yes, Father? 333 00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:11,333 Throw this at your sister. 334 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,667 You won't do it, Bart. 335 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:14,336 Why not? It's you and it's me, 336 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:16,337 and it wastes food. 337 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,339 You won't do it because, deep down, 338 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,608 there's something weird that connects us. 339 00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:21,676 You're crazy. 340 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,278 Neither of us admits it, 341 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:24,613 but it's there. 342 00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:26,647 I hold myself out to you. 343 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:29,984 Go on, make my face the home of the Whopper. 344 00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:32,153 I-I can't do it. 345 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:34,522 You do like me. You do! 346 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,893 And we'll always keep this burger as a symbol of our fr... 347 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,830 May I wax your alley? 348 00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,499 Will you get out of here?! 349 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:47,301 All right, this is it, the tenth frame, the final frame. 350 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:50,572 The frame where you start looking for your regular shoes. 351 00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:54,375 All right, Barney, just do your thing. No pressure. 352 00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:55,876 Here's a picture of my sister 353 00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:57,913 in the movie Silver Linings Playbook. 354 00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,580 Take a look. 355 00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:01,883 Hey, you guys liquored him up! 356 00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:05,721 Don't worry, Moe, I can still win the spelling bee. 357 00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:07,189 "Recidivism." 358 00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:09,590 "R"... um... 359 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,826 Eh, because of this idiot, Homer, 360 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,327 we need three strikes from you. 361 00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,830 I just want to know what it's like to be a winner, huh? 362 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,031 Just one time. 363 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,000 What about that Women in Film award? 364 00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:21,135 No, I stole that. 365 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,138 Okay, Moe, for you, I'll do it. 366 00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:31,413 We're gonna win. I'm not gonna have to start over again! 367 00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:37,051 Because starting over, uh, what would that even mean? 368 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,269 _ 369 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:57,572 That could be my reality. 370 00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,740 Oh, my God, I got to lose this match. 371 00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,108 Homer, no! 372 00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:03,612 - Give me the ball! - I need it to bowl! 373 00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,113 I don't want to win! 374 00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:06,948 You're the worst coach ever! 375 00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:08,750 Just give me the damn ball! 376 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,962 What's wrong, Moe? 377 00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,598 - Yeah, we won. - Nothing. I just got to go back 378 00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:26,768 to the worst thing in the world, huh? 379 00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,936 Being me. 380 00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:32,207 The guy you wouldn't even invite to a basketball game. 381 00:19:34,711 --> 00:19:36,912 Wha... uh, d-did somebody say "wait"? 382 00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:39,146 - No. - Well, I wouldn't come back now 383 00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,816 if you begged me. 384 00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:42,483 - Wait! - Yeah? 385 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,051 Just making a point. 386 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,192 Surprise! 387 00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:51,926 You guys are my friends. 388 00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:54,362 - That's right. - We sure are. 389 00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,597 And we're gonna have a big party! 390 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,300 Right after we get back from the basketball game. 391 00:20:03,173 --> 00:20:05,644 Eh, salt of the earth there. 392 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,853 All right, guys, since we won the championship, 393 00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,548 those hedge fund do-rags have to deliver 394 00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:15,217 an experience for me and my pals that only they can bring. 395 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:16,685 When does it start? 396 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:19,320 Right about... now. 397 00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:27,829 Welcome to how I always feel. 398 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:34,220 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 27812

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