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SEX AND VIOLENCE (SALAD BAUDELAIRE)

- Pass me that ball. - Throw it! - Come on, catch it.

Julia, catch it.

- Throw it. - Take it.

Listen!

Look how I swim!

Fine!

- Why don't we go till there? - All right.

- Good morning, Sebasti�n. - Good morning, Sir.

Good morning. Didn't you have breakfast yet?

I still didn't, Andrea.

What a stupidity!

What will Sebasti�n think?

Well... that you are very beautiful.

A naked woman is so ordinary...

There are more strikes than a healthy economy could endure.

How annoying you get with your strikes!

You know that these things bore me.

If things get complicated, you tell me how we are going to make a living.

Once again you put the teaspoon in the cup.

If dad could see you...

He always said that you would never learn.

Ringo!

Come here, darling!

Take this.

You like it, right?

This gadget is really crappy.

Take it.

What do you want, eh? What do you want?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

It seems like we're having a nice day.

Yes, Sir. It seems like it will be a nice time.

- Is the tank filled? - Completely full.

For going to Palma de Mallorca and coming back, there will be no problem.

Very good.

- Did you make sure they checked the battery? - Yes, Sir. It's all fine.

Let it be, man.

Let it be.

I just finished doing it myself.

Come on, Rosa will think you don't want to go.

She will think it anyhow.

She wants to go to Monserrat, which we have been doing

for 25 years since we got married, but this year I want to go to France.

But she doesn't want to go. She is obsessed with going to Monserrat.

Montserrat is also nice, man.

Very well. Goodbye, Alejo.

Greetings to your wife. And have a good time!

Greetings to Rosa.

- Hi, Carlos. - Hi. - Dad sends me.

Do you know what happened this night?

They poisoned Floc, our dog.

Mum is traumatized and they won't come to have a picnic.

Who could have done such a barbarity?

No idea.

Nobody entered the house to steal.

We buried him this morning, afoot the fig tree.

What a savagery!

- Hi. Toma. - Walk up, Ringo!

Walk up!

Ah, the Roviras won't come because their dog got killed.

What are you saying? They killed Floc? Why?

- How did it happen? - I don't know.

- Cuca says they don't know anything. - What a nightmare!

- I will have to call Fosi. Poor her, Floc was a delight.

Well, anyhow I don't regard this as a sufficient enough reason for not coming.

Ok!

What a beautiful bikini! Are you wearing it for the first time today?

Yes.

- A pity. - A pity? Why?

- I would have preferred you without it. - How annyoing you are!

We're alone, aren't we?

Precisely...

She's very good. Very good!

POLITICAL POWER AND SOCIAL CLASSES IN THE CAPITALIST STATE

You're removing the sunscreen!

Look what I caught!

We're going to eat a nice snack. Right, young one?

Look,

the T�bars' boat.

What a pity!

- Isabel! - Hi, how are you? - Hi.

What a surprise! Hey, Folin is also there!

- Yes, we're all here. - How are you, Isabel, how is it? - Very good. - Good?

- Where did you come from? - Cadaqu�s. We're sailing to Palamos.

Andrea, you're divine. You have a precious color.

You should be able to smell a lady using your perfume, even in Peking.

Even though you're laughing,

it turns out to be emotional to meet a woman on the Fifth Avenue in New York,

and noticing that she uses your perfume.

Ah, but did it actually ever happen to you?

- Many times. It happened more than once. - "Oz�".

Don't expect him to tell you what kind of lady that was,

lest the quality of the perfume.

Listen, since you don't use it, you got no right to judge those who do. Ok?

I know those ladies very well,

those who get drunk with your irresistable and delicate perfume.

Ah, well, if my husband were a perfumer, I can assure you that

I would be bathing in his exotic performes every day.

- Ah, yes, yes. - That's what I say. - But she won't.

Andrea smells of her ancestors, and that's irremovable.

You're right about that.

Mum always gave your perfumes away to the dressmaker and the porter,

and you can't imagine how happy they were.

Thanks.

You're a sunshine, Germ�n.

Listen, by the way, who is this one?

Carlos, don't you know him? He's married to Andrea.

- Yes, the daughter of the marquis of... - Ah, damn it, the big wedding!

Yes, that's Carlos. The industrialist, the great industrialist. Now I remember.

The perfidious marquis saved his economy with the wedding.

He fucking saved it, because Carlos is wealthy.

He got factories all around the world.

- He'll have to deal with many strikes. - With strikes and whatever else.

Poor Andrea, go figure.

As beautiful as she is now, just like her mother...

Because one just has to listen to what they told about Alicia.

Her mother has been the most tremendous lady.

The shallows of the high society. She was quite a broad.

- It's true, right? - How funny.

- Hey, did you see those on the pedal boat? - The girl is fantastic, right?

Fefa has become boring.

I find her interesting.

French poet from the past century.

Ten letters.

Which letters do you have?

"Baude".

Baudelaire.

- Baudelaire? - Yes.

How is it?

Should I help you?

Let's see...

Philosopher... Chinese philosopher with three letters.

Don't you know it?

You're very beautiful. You got a nice back.

- Look, the ones with the pedal boat. - What does it matter? Leave it be.

- "Bonjour, madame et monsieur". - Well, how untimely.

- Hi, what's up? - Hi. Tired?

Ah, at least it has been a worthwhile trip.

Do you want some? It's the best drink there is.

Eh, do you want to drink some?

A glass of champagne?

"Oh l� l�", a glass of champagne, in this heat.

No, many thanks. But we would accept a Coca-Cola.

Take them, they're for you. I prefer picking them up to eating them.

Come on, Carlos, be gallant and help this girl to get on board.

Wait, woman, wait.

It'll be better if you get on at the backside.

Follow me, I will help you to get on.

With shoes on the boat!

Oh, what a marvel!

- But those are many. - Yes, I think so. - Where did you pick them up?

There, on those rocks over there. They were everywhere.

- It must have cost you a lot. - No, just a bit.

I love gathering them.

- Sit down. - Yes. - Now I will bring you the drinks.

- I will bring them. - Ah, what a marvel!

They must be delicious. And you don't like them?

She doesn't understand you. She Finnish or Czech. How would I now?

I met her this morning. She doesn't speak a single word of Spanish.

She just says "yes" or "no".

"Do you speak English?"

Miss, for the skin.

Protection against the sun.

She should use sunscreen, she got very thin skin.

There I am!

It's good, right?

What, how is the water?

How is the water?

Come on, man. Out, out.

Get out of there.

Hey, mutt! Come here!

Hey...

Good.

Chief, can you explain this strange device to me?

I don't know how to open it.

It's a photographic camera.

It takes pictures and develops them in an instant.

- You see? - How enjoyable. You let me take some?

Put the thumb on there!

Press the red button!

- Like this. - I see.

I will keep this one.

Like this...

Divine!

Very good.

Precious!

Now... like that, stand still.

That's it.

Listen, what are you going to do?

Well, one picture, eh? Not like this! Not like this!

Leave it be, stop pressing the button. You're going to damage the camera.

Leave it be, woman!

There's no more champagne.

What? How is it on board?

- Carlos, could you please say something? - Calm down. What's the matter with you?

Who wants more champagne? Listen...!

- More champagne! More champagne! - Quiet, eh?

Quiet, quiet.

- Listen, she's seasick. - Ah, how crazy you are.

Ah, thus you're Russian. Now I understand everything.

Russian...!

You know what that girl is? She's stupid.

However, she amuses you a lot.

Of course, it's just the kind of woman that you always liked.

And he's disgusting, a buck. I can't stand them.

You're exaggerating a bit.

She's a bit strange, yes.

All for emptying a glass.

Yes, you only mind what interests you.

He has thrown your book into the water, dear.

What?

Hey, listen!

What are you doing?

Fine, let it be. Let it be already!

Oh, don't worry. We're going to swim.

She and I, we're both very good swimmers.

I've been swimming since I was four years old.

What you've done is a real stupidity!

Don't worry! One only needs to reach that shore,

and swimming from here to the shore is fun for me.

Hey, you! The game is over!

I'm going to raise the anchor.

The pedal boat!

Disgusting!

What's the matter, Andrea?

I don't want to see the couple anymore.

Tell them to leave now! Do you understand? Now!

This imbecile wanted to play with me.

He should play with you if he likes, but he should leave me in peace.

Listen, excuse me, but it was you who invited them to come on board. Right?

All right, it's my fault.

Where are they now? What are they doing?

Dear me, that's all I needed! I can't stand it anymore.

You selected them yourself.

Listen,

I don't want to see them anymore!

How smart you are... I'll accompany them to their pedal boat for them to leave.

Eh? You're crazy!

Yes...

The fun is over!

Tell your girlfriend to come out at once. She should come out!

- Or do you want me to look for her? - No, no, don't get angry.

How wouldn't I get angry?

That's not the way to behave on a boat.

You came on board to fool around.

Ah, there you are, eh? I'm telling you both!

The fun is over. It's absolutely over!

You're going to leave right now!

And right now we're going to search for the damned pedal boat.

That's it!

Such a stupid couple!

Stop it! Fuck!

Take it out of her hands right now. Take it away from her!

But...

Stop it!

Let it be!

What's happening? She's crazy!

Help me to get this up.

Look, I can't stand these children any longer. We're leaving!

Ringo?

Don't do anything...

They could kill me. Is that clear?

Shut up,

big mouth!

"Bonjour, madame". Now we can understand each other, right?

We only ask for one simple thing:

collaboration.

Go ahead, set the boat in motion and we'll depart.

My name is Juan.

And my friend, the one you already know, is called Santi.

Nice people. We're all nice people.

We only ask for your collaboration,

and a little participation.

We can have lots of fun, even him, your husband,

who's sitting in the first row,

without saying a word.

Tobacco.

Disgusting! Faggots!

At the best I discover petroleum.

Here you won't find anything.

There's nothing... nothing of value.

Listen,

leave us in peace and..

it will have been nothing but a joke.

It seems to me that we misunderstood each other, madam.

I feel that this already started badly. Did you hear that, Santi?

Se called us thieves.

We're just at the beginning of the party, and she already wants to throw us out.

My husband has money.

We don't have it here, but as soon as we reach the land,

we can give you plenty.

Am I right, Carlos?

Please:

participacion.

Par-ti-ci-pa-cion.

Please, "madame",

light me a cigarette.

Babe,

you have been asked for a cigarette.

Ah, you should light it and give it him, beauty.

Don't you understand, "madame"?

We want you to be kind.

We told you very clearly:

par-ti-ci-pa-cion, you see?

We could do anything we feel like,

absolutely anything, unhurriedly.

It could be so nice...

But you're going to be very kind, right?

You see? I already started to address you informally.

If you behave well,

I will allow you to also address us informally.

Go ahead,

give me a smoke.

Go on.

That's how I like it.

Come on, let's go.

Babe, prepare us the drinks.

Quiet.

Co ahead, babe, let's see what you prepare for us.

You didn't like it a lot, right?

I didn't either, it's not my style.

But Santi is like that, impetuos.

At times he's passionate,

at times he's brutal.

I'm going to look for a bit of ice.

Isn't that the Ferrers' boat?

Didn't you hear a scream?

- Hey, you on the boat, come on the open! - This is a harpoon.

If I hear you even whisper, I swear to you that I'll shoot it in your eye.

- And you, take off your shirt! Quickly! - What are you saying?

Go out and let it seem as if you're just putting it on.

Tell them that nothing happened. Tell them that you've been with her.

Don't you understand, idiot?

And you, pretty,

take off the bathrobe. Quickly!

I swear to you that I 'll kill you!

Put on that towel. Go outside. If they should ask you whether you screamed...

You already understand me...

I'm going to target you from here for the entire time.

Who are you? Where are the Ferrers?

You see, we've been...

Good night, madam. Did anything happen to you?

What? Ah, no, no, no. Nothing happened to us.

- Good night, madam. - Good night.

Silence!

And the drinks we asked you for, babe?

Are we again having problems? You gave us a nice scare.

Now prepare us some refreshing drinks,

with lots of ice and lemon slices.

Prepare them with love, and don't make us nervous again.

It would be better for you to collaborate,

I told you clearly enough.

Not one more foolishness.

You begin to understand. Right, little one?

We'll do many things to you:

small ones, big ones, we'll take care of the details.

Anything we want.

You see it works, babe?

Listen, why don't you change your clothes? Make a fashion show for us!

If it amuses you...

Hey, Juan, she's becoming very kind.

One can tell she got social graces, right?

Go ahead, get changed and make yourself up.

Ah, wait!

First comb yourself!

Listen, it's already fine.

Look, Juan, she wants to seduce us, eh?

How quick you've been, sweetheart.

Let's see, turn around.

Slowly.

Put your hands on that table.

Calmly.

Keep more distance.

Like that.

Now move the legs.

This hair...

Look, Juan, have you seen?

Beautiful.

Santi,

now make her turn around.

Tell her to put the hands on the nape.

She should put her hair up.

She should alter her hip.

She doesn't know how. Look there. Static.

She could at least caress her cheek with the arm.

- Fantastic. What do you think about her, Juan? - Very pretty.

Did you hear, babe? You're very pretty.

Stay calm, silly!

Like that, I prefer you like that.

You wanted to have fun, right?

We don't have fun the way you think.

And Ringo?

Where is Ringo?

What have you done to him?

She should put this on.

That's not the way to behave with us.

She should comb herself well, and she should put on some appropiate make-up.

Get used to complying with the act. Do you hear me?

When you're told to do something, move immediately. Hurry up!

- Hurry up! Hurry up! - The dress, "madame"...

You forgot it.

Now don't race.

Clean your face, put on make-up with care,

and style your hair nicely.

You have to be very beautiful, you know?

I'm very demanding,

and if I'm not satisfied, I get extremely nervous.

Are you going to do it well?

Listen, "madame", get used to always saying: "Yes, Sir.".

I can't hear you.

Take this,

for you to continue seeing everything.

Go ahead, babe, answer!

Yes, Sir.

Santi, look at her.

- Hey, you, do you think she combed herself well? - Ah, nothing appropiate.

Listen, little one,

who d you think you're getting made up for?

You continue without participating.

Your hairstyle is not adequate for the night.

Comb youself more sophisticatedly. Do you understand?

Go ahead, get back.

Turn around.

Come closer.

Sit on my lap.

She doesn't smell of anything.

It seems to me you don't want to be on good terms with us, right?

If you had some important party,

you would use perfume, right?

Yes.

And it's true that if you got no obligation, you don't use perfume?

Answer, stupid!

Well, then I don't use perfume.

Thus we're no obligation, right?

- You're a bunch of... - Leave her be! There's a right time for everything.

There's no need to rush things.

She should return once more and use it.

Go!

Listen, and this time don't bungle it.

More quantity doesn't mean more class. Do you understand?

What do you think?

I don't know if it will be conveniant.

Kneel down.

Not bad at all.

And now, what?

You can make us dinner.

Prepare us a good dinner.

Set the table prudently, and serve it to us with lots of care.

And now you're going to have more fun.

You'll see, you'll see. Now comes the good part.

And you're still that serious, eh?

Ringo?

Ringo!

Murderers!

Pigs! Disgusting murderers!

That girl is very ill-mannered.

Come on, babe! Cut the crap and make dinner!

- Pigs! Faggots! - Now you should give her.

I told you to cut the crap!

Do you know how to cook?

- If you know how to cook! Answer! - Yes.

Listen, make sure not to forget a single time

to answer quickly if you're asked a question,

"yes, Sir" or "no, Sir", do you understand?

Yes, Sir.

Decorate the table with candles. There should be candles, I suppose.

And a good wine. Let's see, show me the wines you got.

Not bad.

We'll try them all, all right?

Santi,

I think we made a mistake.

If she needs to serve dinner, this garment

isn't appropiate at all.

Look and see if there are some scissors over there.

Let's see, turn around.

- Juan, I'd like it a bit shorter. - Old-fashioned.

But that's easy to fix.

Come on, go and make dinner.

From that very Cuba!

Do you dance?

Turn off those lights and bring more candles. Go ahead, quickly!

I'm hungry.

I'm absolutely starving.

As hungry as four people.

But that's all?

I suppose you prepared an important dish, right?

I'm preparing the meat.

Here nothing has happened for far too long.

Don't forget even a single time

to answer questions with "Sir".

"I'm preparing dinner, Sir."

It seems like one always has to remind you two till three times.

You're not showing good will, you're not careful at all.

Besides, that dinner you prepared for us is rubbish.

Jars with tinned food, bottles with prepared sauce,

sticky dry rice!

Don't be like that, Juan. Calm down.

Stupid! What do you want me to do? Do you want me to mark her?

No, leave that for later.

Now she should pick up that rice on the floor, and get the meat she mentioned.

Did you hear?

Yes, Sir.

Let's go!

Come on, slut!

Pick up the rice!

Come on, not a single rice grain should remain there.

There is more. Hurry up!

We don't have the entire night. Come on!

Go on, take that away.

Hurry up! You're very slow!

You, pour more wine.

Finish picking that up.

One can't eat this!

It's salty.

- She didn't bring me a napkin. - She should stretch out on the table.

Do something, I can no more!

They're crazy, they're going to kill me. They're a bunch of sadists.

- Do something! No! - Come here, stupid!

- Now you're going to see what's good. - No!

- No! - Kneel down on the table, eh?

- No! - Yes.

Like that. Stretch out! Very good.

What are you going to do to me?

- What do you want? - Be quiet, silly, eh?

You're calmly going to be here with us.

Don't do anything foolish, all right?

I already told you that we're going to do whatever we feel like.

That we decided to have some fun together,

and the more foolishly you act, the worse it gets, eh?

How entertaining.

What does that make you think of?

Make her turn around.

Come on, you, turn around.

Take it!

This one doesn't cut.

Give me one.

Ah!

Well, a hard piece.

"Madame", chew it for me.

And you, Santi, make her obey!

A...hard...piece!

Chew it!

Chew it, "madame".

Like that,

slowly.

Don't rush it.

Is it done?

Let's see.

Open it!

Open it.

Let go.

Let it go.

Oh, how disgusting!

How disgusting!

How ordinary you are!

How could you do something like that, whore?

Enough!

Enough!

I don't want to look at it.

How disgusting!

Santi, don't stand around watching. Make her clean everything up!

Did you hear?

Come on, bitch, lick it up!

Lick it up!

Clean it all up! Come on!

Come on!

Quickly! Lick it up!

Come on, hurry up!

She should clean it up!

Clean it up!

Look how that slut has behaved!

Didn't you hear?

Go and wash yourself, sow!

Juan...

Don't touch me!

You're a whore!

You think you're very beautiful, right?

But you women...

only serve for giving birth, nothing else.

You don't know anything at all about men.

You got no idea how to enthrall a man!

And... you think you're women.

Women?

Only by name!

Nothing else!

I...

I... I can give you lessons in this.

And now pick up your stuff, babe,

and I will teach you how incompetent you are.

What are you waiting for, pretty?

Make yourself up if you know how.

You certainly aren't capable of putting on lipstick.

Look,

she looks like a chorus girl.

Now come here, on Santi's other side.

Let's see what you can do.

Move your hips a bit.

Move them.

No idea. You have no idea.

Like that, my life, like that.

I told you, beauty,

you lack bedding.

Isn't it right?

Do you know how to caress?

Do you know how to transmit electricity to a man's skin.

Like that... Calmly, my love.

Incompetent! Inapt!

Nasty whore!

And you, old man,

haven't you still peed on yourself?

Eh?

It's true, what a fault. He's been sitting there well-mannered for so long.

Don't suffer anymore, my friend.

Now she's going to help you.

Your worthy wife is going to take care of everything.

Dear babe, make him piss.

First undo him.

Calm down, don't race.

There's no hurry.

Like that.

Very good.

Now lie down...

face up.

With your face beside his knee.

You don't want the sir to dirty the carpet, right?

And now, Sir, participate.

Each second you hold back,

Santi is going to put a nice mark on "madame"'s cheek.

Do it. Please do it!

Please, do it, please!

Do it!

Don't worry about her, she'll sleep.

She'll sleep a couple of hours due to fatigue and sedating.

It has been...

perfect.

Under that carpet you're going to find the suitcase with the money.

The amount is as agreed on.

Count it if you like, and then you can leave.

Gag me again.

Ah, and take the auxiliary boat and get going.

One moment.

Please don't get up.

That's not the only possible ending.

THE END 2

It has been

perfect.

Under that carpet you're going to find the suitcase with the money.

The amount is as agreed on.

Count it if you like, and then you can leave.

Gag me again.

Ah, and take the auxiliary boat and get going.

Wait for me!

Bye!

THE END 3