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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,383 It's called "Sun-In". 2 00:01:25,384 --> 00:01:27,385 You spray it on, lay out in the sun, 3 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:28,620 and it makes your blonde come out. 4 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,622 I heard it makes your hair orange. 5 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:31,856 No, not really. 6 00:01:31,857 --> 00:01:34,458 Maybe sometimes, but not really. 7 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:36,761 Forget "Sun-In", I'm gonna use lemons. 8 00:01:36,762 --> 00:01:39,696 This is loads better than some damn lemons! 9 00:01:39,697 --> 00:01:41,767 I paid good money for it! 10 00:01:47,873 --> 00:01:49,721 Who the hell are you? 11 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:04,891 Mom? 12 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:07,794 Mom? 13 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:09,794 Mom. 14 00:02:10,729 --> 00:02:12,432 - Ow! - Can I get a permanent? 15 00:02:14,432 --> 00:02:16,633 You mean a body wave? 16 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:17,734 No. 17 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:18,637 Why not? 18 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,772 'Cause I bet it's a big waste of money. 19 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,641 And you're stuck taking care of it every day. 20 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,410 I went to a beauty salon once. 21 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,514 The lady said, "Jeanne, you want split ends?" 22 00:02:29,514 --> 00:02:30,794 That's because your hair's thin. 23 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,250 Mine's thick. 24 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:34,418 A permanent makes you hair hold curls. 25 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:36,287 - And you can feather it. - Really? 26 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:38,423 I don't know why you spend so much time 27 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:39,691 trying to be beautiful! 28 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:40,692 Just be realistic. 29 00:02:41,259 --> 00:02:42,696 You'll probably turn out just cute. 30 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,463 What kind of mother says that? 31 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:46,464 That's not normal. 32 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,933 You want me to tell you the truth, or to lie? 33 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:50,802 I didn't say you were ugly. 34 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:51,803 I said you were cute. 35 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:55,273 Cute is very high on the scale! 36 00:02:55,274 --> 00:02:56,774 Just cute? 37 00:02:56,775 --> 00:02:58,543 You're supposed to encourage me. 38 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:01,946 You don't need encouragement in the vanity area. 39 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:03,847 Beauty is a lot of work! 40 00:03:03,848 --> 00:03:07,651 I was always just cute and it worked out fine for me. 41 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:09,586 It's less pressure, 42 00:03:09,587 --> 00:03:11,761 and loads better! 43 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:49,795 You like that picture? 44 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,831 - You've got a great smile. - Ah, thanks. 45 00:03:53,831 --> 00:03:54,966 Yeah... 46 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,769 Not bad for your old dad. 47 00:03:57,902 --> 00:03:59,406 Hey, did you ever see this pen? 48 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,042 It's got Gerald Ford's signature on it. 49 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,343 He gave it to me himself. 50 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:07,711 I'm gonna hold on to this until you turn 18. 51 00:04:07,712 --> 00:04:09,781 You know what's another part of your inheritance? 52 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,782 Something I picked up in Brazil. 53 00:04:11,783 --> 00:04:13,084 You know what I do sometimes 54 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:15,053 when I've got a little extra pocket change? 55 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:17,087 - Put it in the pig? - Put it in the pig. 56 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:17,088 Exactly. 57 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:18,990 That way, 58 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,559 when you go off to college, you'll break it open... 59 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,930 You get to keep all the money. 60 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:26,930 Dad... 61 00:04:27,365 --> 00:04:28,665 Can I get a permanent? 62 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:29,866 What? 63 00:04:29,867 --> 00:04:30,836 Why do you want one of those? 64 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,804 Because I'm ugly and I feel bad about myself. 65 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:33,439 Come on. 66 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,440 I have to be the new girl, 67 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,808 and everyone else looks like Farrah Fawcett. 68 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:38,409 Farrah Fawcett? 69 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:39,943 Who names their daughter "Farrah"? 70 00:04:39,944 --> 00:04:41,412 Unless, of course, you're Egyptian. 71 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,814 Dad, haven't you heard of "Charlie's Angels"? 72 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:45,883 - They're on TV. - No kidding, they're on TV. 73 00:04:45,884 --> 00:04:47,684 Yes, one is blonde, one is brunette, 74 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:48,519 they go on missions. 75 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,821 What does that have to do with you? 76 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,556 And you're not ugly. 77 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,825 You're a very attractive young lady. 78 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:54,826 Can I get one anyway? 79 00:04:55,394 --> 00:04:56,394 Please? 80 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:57,697 - Don't you want me to be...? - Eh! 81 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,830 - Don't you want me...? - Eh! 82 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:00,831 - Gorgeous? - Eh! 83 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:02,766 You may or may not know, 84 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,835 I'm very good friends with Miss Dolly Parton. 85 00:05:04,836 --> 00:05:06,804 What people don't know about Miss Dolly Parton 86 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,773 is she's plagued by combination skin. 87 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:10,907 And Miss Dolly Parton also has 88 00:05:10,908 --> 00:05:13,578 what I like to call the "sub T-zone". 89 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:14,912 And that's acne with pimples 90 00:05:14,913 --> 00:05:16,713 that occurs in the bosom region. 91 00:05:16,714 --> 00:05:18,583 Is this a salon? 92 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:19,584 It's the same thing. 93 00:05:20,485 --> 00:05:22,085 The whiteheads and the blackheads 94 00:05:22,086 --> 00:05:23,720 are just running wild up here 95 00:05:23,721 --> 00:05:25,590 in what we call "the T-zone." 96 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,831 This is your T-zone right here. 97 00:05:27,091 --> 00:05:30,695 Wait, it says "Beauty School". They're students! 98 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:33,631 We can't waste $40 on some fancy place. 99 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:35,633 We can't afford a beauty salon. 100 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:36,914 We all have to tighten our belts. 101 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:38,736 Damn it, Jeanne, why even bring it up? 102 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:40,804 Jim! You said you'd talk nice to me! 103 00:05:40,805 --> 00:05:42,640 - Keep your word! - I am keeping my word! 104 00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:44,041 - Then don't say, "Damn it"! - Okay. 105 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:46,943 And gently press from either side like so, 106 00:05:46,944 --> 00:05:48,946 and you might even prick it with a hot needle. 107 00:05:48,947 --> 00:05:50,481 Do you want to go home, 108 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:51,616 or do you want to get your hair done? 109 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:52,883 - If all you're gonna do - Jeanne: If you ask me 110 00:05:52,884 --> 00:05:55,153 we can forget about it. She doesn't need one. 111 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:56,754 She hasn't been very good this week. 112 00:05:56,755 --> 00:05:57,955 What? 113 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,625 Come on, please. 114 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:01,625 - Jeanne... - Well? 115 00:06:02,026 --> 00:06:03,528 Okay. 116 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,761 Come on. 117 00:06:04,762 --> 00:06:06,097 Just pull it, pinch it, pop it, 118 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,832 and let me show you why. 119 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,633 Here you'll notice that the whitehead 120 00:06:09,634 --> 00:06:11,035 is just filled with oozy puss. 121 00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:12,238 That oozy puss is... 122 00:06:13,238 --> 00:06:14,871 - Hey, Come on in. - You just pull 123 00:06:14,872 --> 00:06:15,907 and pop. 124 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,909 Or squeeze and pop. 125 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,044 But be sure... 126 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,744 - What are looking to get done? - A permanent. 127 00:06:20,745 --> 00:06:22,513 Have you done one of those before? 128 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,681 Lord, yes. 129 00:06:23,682 --> 00:06:25,616 Absolutely, yes, ma'am! 130 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:28,051 I have done several perms and they turned out just fine. 131 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:29,122 That's great! See, Aurelie? 132 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:31,789 Are you a professional? 133 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,661 Five more weeks. Yes, I am. 134 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,994 O-ray-lie? That's your name? 135 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:38,996 It's French. 136 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:39,932 Really? 137 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,532 So, do ya'll speak French? 138 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,534 No, just English. 139 00:06:43,535 --> 00:06:45,802 Well, her name was supposed to be Angie. 140 00:06:45,803 --> 00:06:47,672 Then, right when I was about to have her, 141 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:52,545 I ran into this French nurse. She talked me into Aurelie... 142 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:54,912 At the time, 143 00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:57,782 I liked that it wasn't just the same old thing. 144 00:06:57,783 --> 00:07:00,954 Yeah, well, that's real interesting. 145 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,653 So, do ya'll want small ones? 146 00:07:03,654 --> 00:07:05,222 - Um... - Small equals a tighter curl. 147 00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:09,559 I want ringlets, really soft and natural looking. 148 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,965 The kind I can blow dry and brush through, to wings. 149 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,099 Yeah, right! 150 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,833 We wanna get out money's worth. 151 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,736 We don't want to spend 20 whole dollars, 152 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:20,337 and have it all just fall out right away. 153 00:07:30,214 --> 00:07:31,988 Hmm. 154 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,923 You need help with anything, hon? 155 00:07:38,923 --> 00:07:39,991 Nope. 156 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,093 Nope, I'm good. 157 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:44,996 Just looking, my wife likes these. 158 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,963 Just checking out the styles? 159 00:07:46,964 --> 00:07:48,198 - Yeah. - Sure. 160 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:49,199 My name's Maylene. 161 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,203 You just give a holler if you need anything. 162 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:53,638 How much you sell them for? 163 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,705 Which one? 164 00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:55,774 Your cheapest model? 165 00:07:56,774 --> 00:07:58,876 That little blondie in the corner's just 38 bucks. 166 00:07:58,877 --> 00:07:59,877 You wanna see it? 167 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,879 You sell just the heads? 168 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,880 The heads? 169 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,650 You mean you just wanna buy the form? The head part? 170 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:08,251 The wig form, I think it's called. 171 00:08:08,252 --> 00:08:09,452 That's what I'm saying. Right. 172 00:08:10,088 --> 00:08:12,756 Gosh, I don't know! 173 00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:14,592 Let me go and check. 174 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:15,894 That's really not necessary... 175 00:08:16,894 --> 00:08:18,162 that beauty is on the inside, and I say that is 176 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:19,323 a load of horseshit. However, 177 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,266 what you put into your body is just as important... 178 00:08:22,267 --> 00:08:23,900 I'm so sorry. 179 00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:26,305 That man over there wants to buy a wig form. 180 00:08:27,305 --> 00:08:28,739 What's he want to buy a wig form for? 181 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:30,141 I don't know, what should I do? 182 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,610 Sell him the damn wig form, Maylene. 183 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,311 $6.99, that's a 100% mark-up. 184 00:08:34,312 --> 00:08:35,646 - $6.99. - Give him a bag for it. 185 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:36,647 Okay. 186 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,330 The T-zone is like 187 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:55,166 the Bermuda Triangle of skin care, 188 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,767 good skin just disappears up there 189 00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:58,336 to never be seen or heard from again. 190 00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:06,813 Came out good and curly, didn't it? 191 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:10,848 What do you think, Aurelie? Do you like it? 192 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:11,849 Sure she does! 193 00:09:12,149 --> 00:09:14,685 Yep, in a few days, it's gonna relax. 194 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:17,354 Perm's gonna relax on you, whether you want it to or not. 195 00:09:17,355 --> 00:09:19,658 Hey, you wanted it curly. 196 00:09:20,658 --> 00:09:21,826 It's dramatic. 197 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:22,827 Yeah, but... 198 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,964 She's just startled by the change. 199 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:28,699 Sometimes it's a shock when we make a big, bold move. 200 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,700 - Hey, Barry! - What? 201 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:31,936 Come check out this permanent I just done did. 202 00:09:31,937 --> 00:09:33,937 Study your final exam material, I'll be right back. 203 00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:39,210 Ah, that looks good! 204 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,710 That's good! 205 00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:41,791 That looks real, real good. 206 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:44,815 - It does, doesn't it? - You did a good job... 207 00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:46,216 Come here just one second... 208 00:09:46,217 --> 00:09:47,685 How long did you leave that on her for? 209 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:48,719 45, I think. 210 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,687 My doggone timer broke. 211 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,254 Her hair looks like it's having a stroke. 212 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:52,956 Did it come out too strong? 213 00:09:52,957 --> 00:09:55,993 No, not at all. Heavens, no! That looks real good. 214 00:09:55,994 --> 00:09:57,728 Besides, that's gonna relax. 215 00:09:57,729 --> 00:10:00,398 - Honey, it's good. - What do you think, Jim? 216 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,332 Don't you think it looks nice? 217 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,738 Do you like it? 218 00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:10,009 Yes, I do. It looks very attractive... 219 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:13,011 And probably practical, very easy to take care of. 220 00:10:14,011 --> 00:10:17,882 Know what, if you ask me, she looks like a movie star! 221 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,282 Wait, ah... 222 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,383 Barbara... 223 00:10:20,384 --> 00:10:21,384 Treeland. 224 00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:22,987 You know? Streeland! 225 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:24,888 - Streisand. - Like Sonny and Cher. 226 00:10:24,889 --> 00:10:27,291 Or like Captain & Tennille. Like a captain. 227 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:30,293 When exactly is it going to relax? 228 00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:32,030 This could be... 229 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,230 soon. 230 00:10:34,231 --> 00:10:35,932 Real, real soon. 231 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,303 Dad, why are you going so fast? 232 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,370 You're young and healthy. What's the problem? 233 00:10:40,371 --> 00:10:43,173 Why'd we have to park so far away? 234 00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:45,408 I don't need to park where everyone else parks. 235 00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:48,412 Exercise is good for you. That was standard military pace. 236 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,314 I'm not in the military! 237 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,449 Why are you so uptight? 238 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,883 I've already had a hard enough day. 239 00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:55,452 I'm not uptight. 240 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:56,733 And why have you had a hard day? 241 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:58,788 I think people are looking at me. 242 00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,326 People? What people? 243 00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:02,327 Maybe they're jealous. 244 00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:05,763 Oh, hey, you see there? 245 00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:07,831 She wishes she had your hair. 246 00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:08,832 Did you see her eyes? 247 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,968 You really thinks she wants my hair? 248 00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:11,969 Definitely. 249 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:14,340 Listen, they said it was gonna relax. It just... 250 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:19,442 Well, it hasn't relaxed yet, hon. So, you can't judge. 251 00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:21,479 And I am also relaxed. 252 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,149 Very, extremely relaxed. 253 00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,049 So... 254 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:28,219 What's Reagan like? 255 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,955 Oh, great sense of humor. 256 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:33,960 Doesn't always remember your name though. 257 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,960 Um... 258 00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:37,094 And Nancy? 259 00:11:37,095 --> 00:11:38,095 Oh... 260 00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:42,365 No, she's fine. 261 00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:46,470 It was time to wrap up that career and follow my dream. 262 00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:49,840 So, I am very grateful for your financial assistance. 263 00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:52,442 Your scholarship means a great deal to me. 264 00:11:52,443 --> 00:11:53,443 Now, I noticed here 265 00:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,380 that it says I'm required to do two quarters of "natation"? 266 00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:59,950 Um, that's swimming. 267 00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:00,951 Correct. 268 00:12:02,019 --> 00:12:03,019 Yeah. 269 00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:05,435 And what does that have to do with pre-med? 270 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:06,990 Oh, it's just one of those old rules. 271 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,995 We started as religious college, and... 272 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,862 we're still quite a bit Methodist. 273 00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:12,863 What about jogging? 274 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,532 I'm much better at jogging than I am at swimming. 275 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,201 Well, a quarter of jogging is also required. 276 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,370 We are very strict about it. 277 00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:22,138 But have no fear, 278 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:23,840 everyone can learn to float. 279 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:25,276 After that, you just swim. 280 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,244 Breast stroke, back stroke, butterfly, 281 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,365 and dive off the high board. 282 00:12:29,147 --> 00:12:30,283 Sure. 283 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,050 I already know how to float. I swim like a seal. 284 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:34,884 Well, good. So, then I don't think 285 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:36,988 you have anything to worry about... 286 00:12:40,524 --> 00:12:41,524 Dad! 287 00:12:44,395 --> 00:12:46,229 You're gonna swim, right? 288 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,565 Is it your hair? 289 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,432 Is it that you're afraid it'll fall off? 290 00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:50,935 No. 291 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,036 It's not. 292 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,305 Well, I liked seeing you on campus. 293 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,439 You looked really smart. 294 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440 Really? 295 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,275 Well, I guess that's better than thinking, 296 00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:00,377 "My dad was too dumb to get into college. 297 00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,412 He just sat around on his ass, picking his nose, 298 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:03,453 and was a total imbecile." 299 00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:07,953 We're both turning over a new leaf. 300 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,455 Dolphins communicate 301 00:13:12,456 --> 00:13:14,925 with members of their family pod 302 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,927 through a variety of individualized 303 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:18,461 whistles and clicks, 304 00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:20,931 using nasal air sacs located 305 00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:23,334 in the lower left of the blowhole. 306 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:27,338 Surprisingly, Dolphins breathe through their blowhole, 307 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,975 located at the top of their head. 308 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:36,647 I love dolphins so much. 309 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,950 I don't feel like this about any other animal. 310 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,355 Except maybe gorillas. 311 00:13:45,222 --> 00:13:47,960 I don't know why I feel so drawn to them. 312 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,365 Hard to say. 313 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:56,434 Oh... 314 00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,570 I'd love to touch one. 315 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:02,605 I bet it's all slick and slippery! 316 00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:04,243 I wonder if I'd be scared? 317 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,245 Not if you practiced. 318 00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:09,513 How do I practice touching a dolphin? 319 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,251 You could use Jell-O. 320 00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,251 Stroke the Jell-O. 321 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,123 - Well? - You... 322 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,157 Come on, I'm not overly interested in dolphins, 323 00:14:21,158 --> 00:14:21,658 is that a crime? 324 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,528 Aurelie, did you take my butter dish? 325 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,499 I'll bring it right back! 326 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:30,334 - I want my dish back! - I need it! 327 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,335 Jim, do something! 328 00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,504 She took my butter dish! 329 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,973 This is adding stress to my evening. 330 00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:38,344 How would you feel if she took your comb? 331 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,417 Aurelie, open up! 332 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,283 My butter dish stays in the kitchen, 333 00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:48,284 so I can eat corn! 334 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,422 We already ate corn! 335 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:55,625 Hey, just don't take your mother's butter, hon. 336 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,695 We can buy you your own butter, okay? 337 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,863 Why did you put butter in your hair? 338 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,665 That beauty student needs to go work in a damn kennel! 339 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,734 She made me look like a damn dog! 340 00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,036 And now I have to go make friends like this! 341 00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,039 No cursing! The lady said it's temporary. 342 00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:11,407 I told you. "Damn it" is contagious. 343 00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:13,576 Putting Land O'Lakes in your hair is not a good idea. 344 00:15:13,577 --> 00:15:16,180 It's not smart. The stuff's going to curdle. 345 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,451 - I can't even comb it! - Okay, okay... 346 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,053 All right, what are we gonna do? Let's put our heads together. 347 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,421 She feels nervous cause tomorrow's 348 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,422 her first day at school. 349 00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,558 We've got to get a comb through it. 350 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:29,593 We need a... 351 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:30,594 What's it called? 352 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:33,096 A pick! A pick would be great! 353 00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:34,330 A pick would get through it. 354 00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:36,734 - A pick. You want a pick, hon? - What's a pick? 355 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,346 You're gonna love it! 356 00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,447 You're weird. 357 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,721 You are so weird. 358 00:15:57,721 --> 00:16:00,758 Are you new? What's wrong with your head? 359 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:01,759 I got a permanent. 360 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,130 You did it that way on purpose? 361 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,197 Yeah, I like it. 362 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:10,701 Plus, it's really easy to take care of. 363 00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:12,711 And I like being over dramatic. 364 00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,581 Hey, hurry up! Bus is leaving! 365 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,389 Hey, that girl's got an afro! 366 00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:34,558 What you do? 367 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:37,629 Stick your finger in the light socket? 368 00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,234 Ronald McDonald head! 369 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:49,412 - What's your name? - Don't sit too close! 370 00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:57,182 She's part black! Blacks sit together! 371 00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,551 - Hey, black dog! - Who you calling black dog? 372 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,421 Not you, Lydia. Her! I was calling her a black dog! 373 00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:06,422 I just call her a giant. 374 00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:08,691 Her name's Lydia. She's retarded. 375 00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:09,826 She flunks school! 376 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,562 I don't even think she takes a bath. 377 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,432 I take a bath! I'll kick your ass, stink cracker! 378 00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:19,569 Why do they hate us so much? 379 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,672 What do you mean, "us"? I'm gonna kill those honkies! 380 00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:25,308 They hate our hair, right? Because it's different. 381 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,443 I don't care about your hair, you dumbass! 382 00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:29,278 Don't talk to me about your stupid head 383 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:30,519 that has nothing to do with me! 384 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:33,650 If you want, I'll be your friend. 385 00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:34,787 Hell, no! 386 00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:36,354 You didn't come over here cause you wanted to sit by me. 387 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,595 You're just desperate! 388 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,229 - Let me see your bag. - What are you doing? 389 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,730 - Looky, looky. - Give it back! 390 00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:50,203 I'm gonna get you, curly-haired dog! 391 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:54,203 Aura... 392 00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:55,538 Aurel... 393 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:56,739 Oral, Oral... 394 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,909 Aurahlee Dixon? 395 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,243 Oral sex? 396 00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:01,879 Excuse me, Ray! 397 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,348 We do not say dirty expressions in this classroom. 398 00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:06,616 Would you like it if your parents heard 399 00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:07,617 what you just said? 400 00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:10,220 Now, how do you pronounce your name? 401 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:11,221 Aurelie. 402 00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:12,756 Auralie, Auralie... 403 00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:13,757 That was oral. 404 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,493 Sexy dog dong. 405 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,630 That's not funny, Kelly! 406 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,633 It wasn't me. I had something in my throat. 407 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,735 Well, I hope you all notice that you should be 408 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,737 especially courteous to me this year in class 409 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,473 because I am pregnant. 410 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:30,473 Very pregnant. 411 00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:33,743 And I am focused on the pink and the blue, 412 00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,645 like those cute little booties. 413 00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,384 And I am in no mood for sassers! 414 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,851 Your family just moved here, Aurelie? 415 00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:43,252 Yes, we used to live in Washington, D.C. 416 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:44,520 on an Air Force base. 417 00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:47,524 Really? Your father a pilot? 418 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:49,793 Sort of. He was called a flight steward. 419 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:52,296 Now he's going to college to be a doctor! 420 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,431 Probably a brain specialist. 421 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:57,303 You don't say? That is fascinating! 422 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,336 Stop it! 423 00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:01,740 I'm watching you! I don't like your attitude! 424 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,508 Stop it with that gum chewing. 425 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,643 I can hear you from out in the hallway. 426 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:09,314 My baby can hear you, and it's driving my baby crazy. 427 00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:44,482 Well, she's off to school. 428 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:46,482 Sink or swim. 429 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:50,823 Hi. 430 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:52,823 Hi there. 431 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,428 What are you looking at? 432 00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:00,797 You. Only in a good way. 433 00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:02,665 You know, Jim... 434 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,501 You might be over 40, but you're still good-looking. 435 00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:07,604 Oh, really? Thanks a bucket. 436 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:10,476 It's true, a lot of men go over the hill, but not you. 437 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,311 Don't you wanna kiss me? 438 00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:15,279 Well... 439 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,016 Hon, I'm just getting ready to start my day. 440 00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,317 Let's not forget that I'm taking college-level algebra 441 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:22,818 when my last class was high school math. 442 00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:24,755 Needless to say, I've got some studying to do. 443 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,393 Jim, I think you have a low sex drive. 444 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,761 No, I have excellent sex drive. 445 00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:33,006 Then there's something wrong with me 446 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,864 because you have a low level of interest. 447 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:36,785 Maybe your level is too high, ever think of that? 448 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,735 No! 449 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:40,470 I'm normal! 450 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:42,905 You're too uptight to ever have any fun. 451 00:20:42,906 --> 00:20:44,641 I have fun! 452 00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:46,643 Lots and lots of fun events. 453 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:47,644 Endless amounts. 454 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:50,514 Maybe it's just that you've got lousy timing... 455 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:51,882 When you have nothing to do, 456 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,786 and I have extra time before work! 457 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:57,754 Sex is free! 458 00:20:57,755 --> 00:20:59,490 Jeanne, I just put on my hairpiece. 459 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,058 The glue irritates my scalp, 460 00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,860 I don't wanna have to take it off. 461 00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,960 Just lay down with it on! 462 00:21:04,961 --> 00:21:07,031 No, I'm not going to ruin it because of your urges. 463 00:21:08,031 --> 00:21:09,867 This is a very expensive hairpiece. 464 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:12,003 Okay, and it's hot. 465 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,072 So, my head is probably too sweaty for the adhesive 466 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,075 to work properly again. 467 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,775 But fine. You want me to do it? 468 00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:20,011 Okay, here we go. 469 00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:22,681 Come and get me. 470 00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:24,681 Now is your chance. 471 00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:27,683 You're not making this appetizing. 472 00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:29,920 See? Even now, all you do is complain. 473 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,057 I am sitting down in the appropriate position. 474 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,825 The equipment is available. 475 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,760 My treasures are on display, as you can see. 476 00:21:37,761 --> 00:21:40,396 I'm not gonna just come up and grab it and snatch it! 477 00:21:40,397 --> 00:21:41,964 I'm not a dog. 478 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,666 You treat me like a dirty old woman. 479 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,568 You're calling yourself that, not me... 480 00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:46,805 A pervert! 481 00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:50,125 When anyone else would think I have normal, sexual desires! 482 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,579 George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, 483 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:59,850 James Madison, James Monroe, and John Quincy Adams... 484 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,951 I memorized them all one night when it was raining. 485 00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:03,586 Well, good! 486 00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:05,791 That is real good. 487 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,593 Now, who can tell me 488 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:13,864 the three most important systems of the human body? 489 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:14,865 Aurelie. 490 00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:18,434 Um, skeletal, muscular and circulatory. 491 00:22:18,435 --> 00:22:21,104 Well, that is right. That is absolutely right, 492 00:22:21,105 --> 00:22:23,573 I can tell your daddy is in medical school. 493 00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:26,476 And who knows what the word "onomatopoeia" is? 494 00:22:26,477 --> 00:22:28,814 For example, the word "plop"? 495 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,982 It looks like Aurelie is the only one... 496 00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:33,983 Again. 497 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:41,761 Shut up. 498 00:22:44,761 --> 00:22:46,529 Maybe I should go to a different school. 499 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:47,530 Everybody hates me. 500 00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:49,500 Sure, if you wanna be a quitter. 501 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,904 In my opinion, you should be proud of your intelligence! 502 00:22:53,904 --> 00:22:56,139 You try and please all the dipshits of the world, 503 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,210 you'll end up on an escalator going down. 504 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:02,746 Who knows, you might be the first woman president. 505 00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:03,747 Those jackasses 506 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:07,616 would be glad to have you in the Back-of-the-Class Club. 507 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:08,652 Dad, you're hilarious. 508 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:09,653 "Back-of-the-Class" Club? 509 00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:11,414 There is no Back-of-the-Class Club! 510 00:23:12,022 --> 00:23:14,524 I'm trying to talk to you like an adult. 511 00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:17,626 Back-of-the-Class Club, Smoking-Dope Club, 512 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,528 Running-Around-No-Good Gang... 513 00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:20,864 It's all the same! 514 00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:23,000 Hey, you don't think I'd rather be 18 or 19, 515 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,202 and just starting college, huh? 516 00:23:26,203 --> 00:23:30,541 I had the intelligence, but I did not have good advice. 517 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,175 Is that why you became a flight steward 518 00:23:33,176 --> 00:23:34,179 instead of a pilot? 519 00:23:35,179 --> 00:23:37,814 Who said I wanted to be a pilot, huh? 520 00:23:37,815 --> 00:23:39,216 Pilots don't have it so good. 521 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,218 They're stuck in the cockpit the whole time. 522 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,188 Who gets to talk to the diplomats? 523 00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,655 Now, what do you think? 524 00:23:46,656 --> 00:23:48,592 - Think of what? - My swimming. 525 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,728 - Your head's above water. - Lots of people swim like this. 526 00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:52,769 Bad swimmers, for example. 527 00:23:53,096 --> 00:23:54,730 Bad swimmers? 528 00:23:54,731 --> 00:23:57,834 Dad, you have to be a good swimmer, this is college. 529 00:23:57,835 --> 00:23:58,835 You're gonna get an F. 530 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,037 I know what I'm doing. 531 00:24:01,038 --> 00:24:02,238 It's called the breast stroke. 532 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:04,306 Your head's still above water. 533 00:24:08,712 --> 00:24:11,714 My feet are killing me. Who wants to give me a massage? 534 00:24:11,715 --> 00:24:12,816 How much will you pay? 535 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,084 Do I ask you to pay me every time 536 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,585 I do something nice for you? 537 00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:16,420 How about nothing? 538 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,854 When do you do nice things for me? 539 00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:18,855 All the time. 540 00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:20,726 Food. 541 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:22,861 Ah, great! 542 00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:25,230 You ever heard of this? 543 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:26,230 "How to Make Friends and Influence People." 544 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:27,798 No. 545 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,967 Very popular book. Very successful. 546 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,602 She's not gonna like that book. 547 00:24:32,603 --> 00:24:33,670 Yes, she is! 548 00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:35,838 - It looks 100 years old. - It's from the 1950s, 549 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,359 and it's very popular because it works. 550 00:24:38,241 --> 00:24:40,844 You read this, and those bullies will leave you alone. 551 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:42,144 It teaches you how to flatter them. 552 00:24:42,145 --> 00:24:44,614 Flatter them? You think that's gonna work? 553 00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:46,316 It's worked for millions of other people. 554 00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:48,617 It worked for people who are starving, 555 00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:50,338 people who have to sell products on one leg. 556 00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:52,123 Why not you? 557 00:24:53,657 --> 00:24:55,758 - Is that our doorbell? - Get that. 558 00:24:55,759 --> 00:24:58,228 - Why do I have to get it? - I smell like chicken. 559 00:24:58,229 --> 00:24:59,328 And I'm tired. 560 00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:02,000 - I'm tired, too. - I'll get it, I'll get it. 561 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Welcome! 562 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:06,102 Dad, I think it's the Welcome Wagon. 563 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,238 Should I open? 564 00:25:08,338 --> 00:25:09,605 Nah. 565 00:25:09,606 --> 00:25:10,973 Who needs their coupons? 566 00:25:10,974 --> 00:25:13,108 What coupons? They have a gift basket! 567 00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:14,778 I think I saw free jelly! 568 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,645 You're so naive. 569 00:25:16,646 --> 00:25:18,147 There's no such thing as "free jelly." 570 00:25:18,148 --> 00:25:19,249 I love coupons! 571 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,817 What's wrong with us that no one answers the door? 572 00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:24,187 I wanted to open the door. But Dad's too weird. 573 00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:25,255 Oh, I'm the weird one? 574 00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:26,690 Maybe I'm the normal one, 575 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,791 and they're strung-out drug-pushers! 576 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,759 - Ever think of that? - You're a clown, Dad. 577 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,996 Oh I'm the clown? Look at you, clown. 578 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:33,932 You're the clown, 579 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,000 or are you trying to mess with the best? 580 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,368 Ooh, you trying to start a war you might lose? 581 00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:41,671 - Ooohh... - Ooohh... 582 00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:43,340 Look strong, look alive! 583 00:25:45,142 --> 00:25:46,175 No! 584 00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:48,278 All great warriors use the element of surprise! 585 00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,713 Dad, I'm gonna get Alzheimer's! 586 00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:52,716 I like to wrestle, too... 587 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,353 Oooh, Alzheimer's, hah-hah! 588 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,187 What do you mean? Do I talk Swahili? 589 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,922 You have fun with Aurelie, but not with me! 590 00:25:59,923 --> 00:26:02,959 You think it's easy for me to work all day, 591 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,729 sweating in that stinky chicken factory, 592 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,931 working at Captain Chicken, while you go to college? 593 00:26:08,932 --> 00:26:11,034 You don't even ask me how was my day! 594 00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:15,238 Okay, okay. How is that big boil on your rear? 595 00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:18,173 On your hip? Did it ever turn out to be infected? 596 00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:19,317 That's it! 597 00:26:26,317 --> 00:26:27,826 Get out! 598 00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:38,394 What? You said you thought that thing might be a boil. 599 00:26:38,395 --> 00:26:40,063 And as you recall, I said, 600 00:26:40,064 --> 00:26:42,265 "Don't worry, it's probably just a simple pimple." 601 00:26:42,266 --> 00:26:44,133 I'm concerned about you, hon. 602 00:26:44,134 --> 00:26:45,494 I had no idea if you'd popped it... 603 00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:48,904 Jim! Do I make fun of your physical defects? 604 00:26:48,905 --> 00:26:50,073 Physical defects? 605 00:26:50,074 --> 00:26:51,274 Like your toupee, for example? 606 00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:54,645 What's going on? 607 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,912 Nothing, I'm the Elephant Man now I guess. 608 00:26:56,913 --> 00:26:57,913 That's right, nothing! 609 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,916 I go to work and I come home to a big nothing! 610 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,885 Come inside, we'll figure this out. 611 00:27:02,886 --> 00:27:04,988 It's not healthy to sleep on the grass. 612 00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:05,989 Go to hell! 613 00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:14,931 Mom, would you like an apricot orange cheese ball? 614 00:27:14,932 --> 00:27:16,037 No, thank you, Aurelie. 615 00:27:20,037 --> 00:27:23,809 How about I give you a foot massage? 616 00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:26,809 Thank you. 617 00:27:46,029 --> 00:27:47,133 Are you God? 618 00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:50,266 No... 619 00:27:50,267 --> 00:27:51,354 I'm Jerry. 620 00:28:10,354 --> 00:28:12,922 Pubic hair! 621 00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:14,356 So, what did you do? 622 00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:16,058 If he tells me he wants to get laid, 623 00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:17,960 I say put that pecker back in that pocket 624 00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:19,096 for at least two weeks! 625 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:22,838 Who's in here? 626 00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:30,507 I bet you don't even know what that means. 627 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:31,976 What? Virginity? 628 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,376 Somebody should leave this bathroom. 629 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,979 It's a free country. 630 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,380 Bullshit! 631 00:28:37,381 --> 00:28:40,018 Smells like stinky in here! Somebody's stinky! 632 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:42,820 It was like that when I got in here. 633 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:47,825 Hey, have you noticed she has long legs like a model? 634 00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:50,826 It's a compliment. 635 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:51,827 A what? 636 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:54,398 How'd you get the name Oral, anyway? 637 00:28:55,398 --> 00:28:58,103 Damn, was your momma on drugs when she popped you out? 638 00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:00,202 Let me see, 639 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:02,471 I'll name my baby Oral, 640 00:29:02,472 --> 00:29:04,239 Oral dirty licky lick! 641 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,041 'Cause that's how I got talked into 642 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,411 having this damn baby anyway! 643 00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:10,113 What's wrong with your hair, Butt Lick? 644 00:29:10,114 --> 00:29:11,413 She said she got a permanent. 645 00:29:11,414 --> 00:29:13,285 Yeah, I never seen no permanent like that! 646 00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:15,423 Cut it out! 647 00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:21,857 Oh, my God! 648 00:29:21,858 --> 00:29:24,294 What in the name of Hades is that thing? 649 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:26,296 Haven't you ever heard of a pick before? 650 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:28,565 They're popular all over the United States. 651 00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:31,135 They're for the blacks. I think it's for pubic hairs! 652 00:29:32,135 --> 00:29:33,215 Maybe that's your new name! 653 00:29:34,003 --> 00:29:35,003 Pubic! 654 00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:37,507 I'm gonna kick your pubic ass every time I see you! 655 00:29:37,508 --> 00:29:39,041 - Oral! - Get away from me! 656 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:41,577 Give me that hair spray? Pubic needs some. 657 00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:43,179 Get off of me! 658 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:45,451 Pubic hair! 659 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:49,318 What am I supposed to do? 660 00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:50,452 Confront Jack? 661 00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:52,422 Or play the good wife and pretend 662 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:55,458 I never found those porno magazines? 663 00:29:55,459 --> 00:29:57,293 Which ones? And bless your heart. 664 00:29:57,294 --> 00:29:59,895 I don't know how I'm ever gonna forget? 665 00:29:59,896 --> 00:30:01,163 I don't know how you could! 666 00:30:01,164 --> 00:30:03,266 Don't put me in the mood to give birth either! 667 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:05,602 - I wouldn't imagine... - Mrs. Tripp? 668 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:08,171 I was in the bathroom and these girls beat me up. 669 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:09,439 Honest? Who? 670 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,473 I think one of their names is Kelly. 671 00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:13,077 You had a disagreement with Kelly? 672 00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:15,912 She is not being a nice girl today! 673 00:30:15,913 --> 00:30:17,079 She really is not. 674 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,547 And they pulled my hair, 675 00:30:18,548 --> 00:30:21,351 and they sprayed hairspray in my face! 676 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,519 That is not allowed! 677 00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:25,954 If that happens again, you come and you tell me. 678 00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:26,990 Again? 679 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,592 Lydia! Lydia! 680 00:30:29,593 --> 00:30:31,493 Am I seeing you throw pasta? 681 00:30:31,494 --> 00:30:33,496 Don't make me get up out of my chair! 682 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:34,963 Help me up out of this chair. 683 00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,934 Lydia! What are you doing? 684 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,969 Pasta everywhere. Stop it! 685 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,940 Why are you not controlling these students? 686 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,306 She could slip and fall, 687 00:30:44,307 --> 00:30:47,509 and she is a pregnant woman. This is not acceptable. 688 00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:49,663 Bad on you, everyone! 689 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:23,145 I just don't think you tried hard enough. 690 00:31:24,114 --> 00:31:26,716 Compliments and flattery are a very effective, 691 00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:28,352 time-tested method. 692 00:31:29,286 --> 00:31:32,422 Okay, hold on a second here. 693 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,691 - Have you ever found anything? - Doesn't matter... 694 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:35,692 It's relaxing. 695 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,840 You just got to give it a chance, 696 00:31:39,028 --> 00:31:40,662 kind of like you and Dale Carnegie. 697 00:31:40,663 --> 00:31:44,433 Dad, you're not listening! I need something else! 698 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:45,567 Like what? 699 00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:46,568 Brass knuckles. 700 00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:50,739 Brass knuckles? Isn't that a little bit extreme? 701 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,143 Oh, look at this? 702 00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:54,546 Oh! Look at that! 703 00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:56,682 A glass bottle. 704 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,682 Probably used to store medicine over 100 years ago. 705 00:32:01,218 --> 00:32:02,719 My gift to you. 706 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,457 I don't want a bottle. I wanna protect myself. 707 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,101 - Ma'am? - Oh! 708 00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:25,502 Sorry... I'm so sorry. 709 00:33:26,502 --> 00:33:27,636 Do you know what...? 710 00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:30,672 What are these sounds? 711 00:33:30,673 --> 00:33:32,743 Oh, that's whales. 712 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:35,411 Is my sound system too loud? 713 00:33:35,412 --> 00:33:36,412 Oh, no! 714 00:33:37,146 --> 00:33:38,681 I love mammals. 715 00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:39,682 Sea mammals! 716 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,654 That's my thing too. 717 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:44,654 The mating call... 718 00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:46,823 It gets real intense. 719 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:48,325 Right there. 720 00:33:49,692 --> 00:33:51,199 Real sexual, right? 721 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,501 - Sexual? - Don't you think? 722 00:33:58,501 --> 00:33:59,835 Oh, I don't know about that. 723 00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:01,538 That's not why I'm attracted to... 724 00:34:02,538 --> 00:34:04,673 Mammals, sea mammals. 725 00:34:04,674 --> 00:34:06,211 Well, maybe it is. 726 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,880 Sexual is everywhere. 727 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,147 Did you ever think about 728 00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:12,508 how much fornicating is going on... 729 00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:16,588 in that little patch of grass you're standing on right now? 730 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,522 - Grass? - Uh-huh. 731 00:34:19,523 --> 00:34:22,460 Oh, you saw me sleeping on the lawn the other night? 732 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,595 I don't usually do that. 733 00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:26,729 I'm normal. 734 00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:28,663 Oh, that's okay. 735 00:34:28,664 --> 00:34:29,735 It's okay. 736 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,602 You know, for a second, I thought you were God. 737 00:34:33,603 --> 00:34:35,338 You kind of have that look. 738 00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:38,808 Are you an artist? 739 00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:40,346 I give art lessons. 740 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,480 I have no talent. 741 00:34:44,481 --> 00:34:46,482 You don't need talent. 742 00:34:46,483 --> 00:34:48,318 You just need to feel it. 743 00:34:49,318 --> 00:34:50,620 Yearning. 744 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:51,621 Yeah. 745 00:34:58,695 --> 00:35:00,562 That was good. Good job! 746 00:35:00,563 --> 00:35:03,499 Now, the nabia, which is right here below the nose, 747 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,567 is the weakest bone in the whole body. 748 00:35:05,568 --> 00:35:07,338 If you control somebody's personal nabia, 749 00:35:08,338 --> 00:35:09,504 you control them. 750 00:35:09,505 --> 00:35:10,505 Volunteer? 751 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,208 - Take me. - Over here. 752 00:35:12,209 --> 00:35:13,480 Roger, come on up. 753 00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:19,851 Okay. 754 00:35:20,851 --> 00:35:21,918 Be a mugger. 755 00:35:26,356 --> 00:35:27,522 Good. 756 00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:28,723 You see that? 757 00:35:28,724 --> 00:35:31,660 I won that there fight with this! 758 00:35:31,661 --> 00:35:32,928 Anybody can do it. 759 00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:35,230 I didn't know there was a personal nabia. 760 00:35:35,231 --> 00:35:36,799 Hmm, me neither. 761 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,535 Think of how that knowledge could come in handy. 762 00:35:39,536 --> 00:35:40,870 Did you know that? 763 00:35:40,871 --> 00:35:41,871 No. 764 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,605 Where are all the girls? 765 00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:44,674 Not here. 766 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:46,408 They're not tough like you. 767 00:35:46,409 --> 00:35:48,329 Now, Roger, I'm gonna have you mug somebody else. 768 00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:50,513 Oh, hi, Dixon family! 769 00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:51,514 How you guys doing? 770 00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,382 Good! 771 00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,750 You guys called earlier? Little girl getting bullied? 772 00:35:55,751 --> 00:35:56,919 This one. 773 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,920 That's her? 774 00:35:58,755 --> 00:36:00,422 Come on up, Aurala! Won't you give it a try! 775 00:36:00,423 --> 00:36:01,823 I'm just a visitor. 776 00:36:01,824 --> 00:36:03,824 There's no such thing as visitors here in the dojo. 777 00:36:04,427 --> 00:36:06,962 Okay? Now you come on up, and you push on Roger's nabia. 778 00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:09,931 - Go, go, go! - Go on... 779 00:36:09,932 --> 00:36:10,932 Come on! 780 00:36:12,902 --> 00:36:14,803 Right. Stand right here. 781 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:15,804 Hands up. 782 00:36:16,306 --> 00:36:17,806 Don't be afraid. 783 00:36:17,807 --> 00:36:18,807 Okay, Roger. 784 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:22,477 Charge at her in slow motion. 785 00:36:22,478 --> 00:36:24,446 Get your finger up. Yeah, good. 786 00:36:24,447 --> 00:36:25,717 Okay, here we go, ready? 787 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:27,717 Go for his nabia! 788 00:36:42,498 --> 00:36:45,600 Way to go! Nice! Get on back in there, Roger. 789 00:36:45,601 --> 00:36:47,739 He got snot all over my finger. 790 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,576 Wipe it on your shorts. 791 00:36:54,577 --> 00:36:55,697 This place smells like feet. 792 00:36:57,581 --> 00:36:58,948 That's how men smell. 793 00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:00,982 Should we talk about how women smell? 794 00:37:00,983 --> 00:37:02,487 It's not always potpourri. 795 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:06,488 You know, I think karate is great. 796 00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:08,357 You can take the first week for free. 797 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,892 Why quit before you start? 798 00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,393 Yeah, hon, where's your courage? 799 00:37:11,394 --> 00:37:12,962 I've got plenty of courage. Where's yours? 800 00:37:12,963 --> 00:37:14,898 Me? Courage is my middle name. 801 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,369 Oh wait, stop! 802 00:37:19,369 --> 00:37:21,039 Isn't that a real salon? 803 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,474 Right back there? 804 00:37:25,474 --> 00:37:26,547 In this alley? 805 00:37:30,547 --> 00:37:31,788 Wow! 806 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:40,388 "Permanent repair and straightening"... 807 00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:41,389 $60? 808 00:37:42,358 --> 00:37:44,627 Ah, forget it! It costs an arm and a leg! 809 00:37:44,628 --> 00:37:46,928 - Dad, can I borrow 60 bucks? - Yeah, sure. 810 00:37:46,929 --> 00:37:49,000 As soon as you show me where the money tree is. 811 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,535 Well, I don't know where the money tree is! 812 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:53,536 Neither do we! 813 00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:56,465 - Let's look for it. - I wonder where it could be. 814 00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:58,375 Oh, Aurelie... 815 00:37:58,376 --> 00:38:00,442 I'd even take a money shrub at this point. 816 00:38:00,443 --> 00:38:01,813 Okay, everybody! 817 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:05,513 Round one of Scooter board hockey is about to begin! 818 00:38:05,514 --> 00:38:07,549 I want you to come up and grab a bandana, 819 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,819 and tie it around your head! 820 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,953 Okay, if you were red last year, grab a red. 821 00:38:11,954 --> 00:38:13,922 If you were blue, keep grabbing blue. 822 00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:15,693 Boys, you up first, let's go. 823 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,593 Settle down! One at a time! 824 00:38:18,594 --> 00:38:20,106 One at a time, one at a time! 825 00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:32,387 If you're gonna sit by me, you've got to give me a dollar. 826 00:38:32,442 --> 00:38:33,642 What? I can't! 827 00:38:33,643 --> 00:38:36,544 I've got to save up my money. I need to raise 60 bucks. 828 00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:38,815 So? You're using me, so I can use you. 829 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:42,820 You think you'd sit here 830 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,687 if kids thought your hair looked white? 831 00:38:44,688 --> 00:38:45,688 Yes. 832 00:38:46,056 --> 00:38:47,136 You think my hair's pretty? 833 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,991 Yes. 834 00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:50,992 You lie. 835 00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:53,495 Well, guess what? It is pretty! 836 00:38:53,496 --> 00:38:55,430 Maybe just not on you, ever think about that? 837 00:38:55,431 --> 00:38:58,834 By the way, that's not a afro, you don't have a afro. 838 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:00,803 I swear these dummies don't know their ass 839 00:39:00,804 --> 00:39:01,876 from a hole in the ground! 840 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,716 Why don't you take your hair out of the braids? 841 00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:09,979 What? 842 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,747 Because maybe I don't want to, that's why. 843 00:39:12,748 --> 00:39:14,884 Hi, curly-haired dog! 844 00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:17,755 What be up, Ronald McDonald head? 845 00:39:19,755 --> 00:39:21,890 That guy told me he wanted to touch you with his finger. 846 00:39:21,891 --> 00:39:23,491 What? What finger? 847 00:39:23,492 --> 00:39:24,732 Why don't you grow some brains? 848 00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:28,532 Brett wants to stick his finger in your poo-tang! 849 00:39:29,532 --> 00:39:31,902 - My tang? - Down there, jackass! 850 00:39:32,902 --> 00:39:35,740 - But I don't even know him. - That doesn't matter! 851 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:39,607 I got a stomach ache. I don't wanna play. 852 00:39:39,608 --> 00:39:41,643 Yes, you do! This is our chance! 853 00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:44,481 We can finally beat those girls asses! 854 00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:48,793 All right, let's go! 855 00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:03,766 All right, all right! 856 00:40:04,134 --> 00:40:05,902 Get your hands up! 857 00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:08,639 Over here! 858 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:11,806 - Give me the ball, Oral! - No! 859 00:40:11,807 --> 00:40:13,711 Aurelie, come on, that's not our goal! 860 00:40:15,711 --> 00:40:17,645 - Let's go! - That's not our goal! 861 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:19,915 That's not our goal, not our goal! 862 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,956 Wrong way, Space case! 863 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:27,196 Aurelie, don't give up! Come on! 864 00:40:28,157 --> 00:40:29,795 I'm open! 865 00:40:32,795 --> 00:40:34,168 Come on! Come on! 866 00:40:38,168 --> 00:40:39,172 Come on! 867 00:40:42,172 --> 00:40:43,839 Give me the ball! 868 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,840 Ow! 869 00:40:58,121 --> 00:41:00,723 Her! She is so rude! 870 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,059 My nose is about to bleed! 871 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:04,730 She's dangerous! 872 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:07,997 Out, now! 873 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,235 You too. Up, let's go! 874 00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:13,395 Keep your head high, Aurelie! 875 00:41:14,204 --> 00:41:15,638 You all right? 876 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,605 She nearly hit me with that there ball, 877 00:41:17,606 --> 00:41:18,742 could've hurt somebody. 878 00:41:19,742 --> 00:41:21,146 Park it right there on that step. 879 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:25,980 At this school, we do not accept fighting. 880 00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:27,883 Fighters are sent to the principal's office, 881 00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:29,019 and usually suspended. 882 00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:32,155 Fighting is low-class, redneck behavior. 883 00:41:33,155 --> 00:41:34,635 Is it true you started first, Aureola? 884 00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:36,059 What? No! 885 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,761 That's right, I didn't do anything to her! 886 00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:40,162 She stuck her finger up my nose, 887 00:41:40,163 --> 00:41:42,330 trying to touch my boogers! 888 00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:44,232 You may try that booger trick again. 889 00:41:44,233 --> 00:41:45,268 Go ahead and make my day! 890 00:41:46,268 --> 00:41:47,271 Girls! 891 00:41:48,271 --> 00:41:49,831 Have you not noticed that I am pregnant? 892 00:41:50,306 --> 00:41:52,875 I am pregnant! This is pregnant! 893 00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,676 And I do not have time for this. 894 00:41:54,677 --> 00:41:56,146 You are disturbing my unborn child. 895 00:41:57,146 --> 00:41:59,180 So, what I'm trying to say is 896 00:41:59,181 --> 00:42:01,283 that if you two do not learn to get along, 897 00:42:01,284 --> 00:42:03,285 you are both headed for suspension! 898 00:42:03,286 --> 00:42:05,922 Don't let yourself overheat, Georgia. 899 00:42:06,922 --> 00:42:07,922 All right. 900 00:42:08,858 --> 00:42:10,538 You two girls need to give the other person 901 00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:12,361 a good long look. 902 00:42:12,362 --> 00:42:13,362 Right now! 903 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,266 How is this situation your fault? 904 00:42:17,266 --> 00:42:19,186 What can you do to turn this sinking ship around? 905 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:22,805 I want to hear ideas from the both of you! 906 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,772 I try! Oral's a bully! 907 00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:26,342 Well, that's it? 908 00:42:27,342 --> 00:42:29,912 That's it, I'm just gonna walk on down to Mr. Toxin's office, 909 00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:32,281 and have him process two suspensions. 910 00:42:32,282 --> 00:42:33,381 And guess what? 911 00:42:33,382 --> 00:42:35,283 It goes on your college record. 912 00:42:35,284 --> 00:42:36,651 Wait, what? 913 00:42:36,652 --> 00:42:37,353 Wait! 914 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,288 I brought Kelly a present. 915 00:42:39,289 --> 00:42:40,824 I heard her birthday was coming up. 916 00:42:41,824 --> 00:42:44,326 How'd you know? It's in three months. 917 00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:45,727 Well, isn't that thoughtful. 918 00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:47,328 It's an antique. It can be a knick-knack. 919 00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:49,097 A knick-knack? 920 00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,235 Thank you. I don't have one of these. 921 00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:54,870 Well, now you do. 922 00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:56,337 I wish I did. 923 00:42:56,338 --> 00:42:57,939 Are you touched? 924 00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,341 You should be touched. 925 00:42:59,342 --> 00:43:01,980 - Why don't you two hug? - Hug it out. 926 00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,882 Now we're cooking with gas! 927 00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:17,128 I been on the high road I been on the low road 928 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:22,730 I been on the wrong path more than I've cared for 929 00:43:22,731 --> 00:43:25,871 I've been on the wrong path 930 00:43:28,871 --> 00:43:29,871 Okay. 931 00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:31,739 Here you are. 932 00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:34,980 Thank you. 933 00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:37,980 Okay. 934 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:47,289 - Hi! - Oh! 935 00:43:48,224 --> 00:43:50,161 Oh, I seem to jump every time I see you. 936 00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:52,294 I'm unexpected. 937 00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:53,729 Yeah... 938 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:55,763 I guess God is everywhere, huh? 939 00:43:55,764 --> 00:43:57,101 You know... 940 00:43:58,101 --> 00:44:00,103 I was writing a poem about that. 941 00:44:01,103 --> 00:44:03,173 God, I'm like a little orphan, 942 00:44:04,173 --> 00:44:06,110 fast asleep on the grass. 943 00:44:08,811 --> 00:44:11,782 I can't read any more. It's embarrassing. 944 00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:14,817 You didn't happen to think it was good, did you? 945 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:15,784 What? 946 00:44:15,785 --> 00:44:16,919 My poem! 947 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,187 Jeannie... 948 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,190 Not everybody's a poet. 949 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,924 You should try watercolors. 950 00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,059 And then graduate to oils. 951 00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:26,794 You don't have original recipe here, do you? 952 00:44:26,795 --> 00:44:28,595 Oh, no, no, this isn't Kentucky Fried Chicken. 953 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:30,199 This is different. 954 00:44:31,134 --> 00:44:33,502 Here it only comes fried. Or under-fried. 955 00:44:33,503 --> 00:44:35,803 Some people want it more fried. 956 00:44:35,804 --> 00:44:37,839 This isn't the place for you. 957 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,408 It has no imagination. 958 00:44:39,409 --> 00:44:42,977 Then why are you wasting your time working here? 959 00:44:42,978 --> 00:44:44,782 Because... 960 00:44:45,782 --> 00:44:47,000 I'm the breadwinner. 961 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,074 Get away from my family's yard! 962 00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:12,875 I heard your daddy wears a wig. 963 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,509 What? No! 964 00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:16,511 I heard you've got a dirty mind. 965 00:45:16,512 --> 00:45:18,980 You told Lydia you wanted to use your finger on me? 966 00:45:18,981 --> 00:45:20,982 You're gonna get finger action sooner or later. 967 00:45:20,983 --> 00:45:21,983 I will not! 968 00:45:24,119 --> 00:45:25,439 If you knock off the finger stuff, 969 00:45:26,121 --> 00:45:28,857 maybe we could play something, like Olympics. 970 00:45:28,858 --> 00:45:30,993 What crazy-ass game is that? 971 00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:32,393 I wanna play masks. 972 00:45:32,394 --> 00:45:33,563 It's easy... 973 00:45:34,563 --> 00:45:37,034 We just have to put on masks and talk dirty, sexy talk. 974 00:45:39,034 --> 00:45:41,335 If you do it, I'll give you five whole bucks. 975 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:43,474 Aurelie, come here, please! 976 00:45:45,474 --> 00:45:47,280 Faster, please, young lady. 977 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,382 Who is that boy? 978 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:53,848 Tell him to go home. I don't like the look of him. 979 00:45:53,849 --> 00:45:54,684 Dad, I don't have any friends. 980 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,285 It's not like I can pick and choose. 981 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:57,726 Your mom needs help with the laundry. 982 00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:00,589 Why don't you go do it? I've got homework. 983 00:46:00,590 --> 00:46:01,590 You see this? 984 00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:05,127 That's the tiniest record-player in the world playing, 985 00:46:05,128 --> 00:46:06,896 "My Heart Bleeds for You". 986 00:46:09,231 --> 00:46:10,300 Get on. 987 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:14,303 You know, we should use this time to talk to each other. 988 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,171 Get to know each other better. 989 00:46:16,172 --> 00:46:17,205 Okay. 990 00:46:17,206 --> 00:46:19,408 I've got to get Dad to give me that 60 bucks. 991 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,609 I've got to ask him when he's in a really good mood. 992 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:24,245 Aurelie, you don't get it. 993 00:46:24,246 --> 00:46:25,526 It's not gonna help, we're poor. 994 00:46:26,148 --> 00:46:28,383 No, we're not. We're upper middle class. 995 00:46:28,384 --> 00:46:30,319 Dad was an Air Force officer! 996 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,521 He was enlisted. 997 00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:33,587 And his scholarship doesn't kick in if he doesn't swim! 998 00:46:33,588 --> 00:46:36,594 So, don't tell me we have all this extra money! 999 00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:39,463 Here, hang up these underwear. 1000 00:46:41,463 --> 00:46:42,599 It's got holes! 1001 00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:45,600 - You should throw these out! - Aurelie! 1002 00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:48,470 Underwear does not grow on trees! 1003 00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:51,906 Sure, I'd buy new underwear if I could... 1004 00:46:51,907 --> 00:46:52,907 But I can't. 1005 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:57,546 All over the world, there are millions of working class poor. 1006 00:46:57,547 --> 00:46:59,348 And that's what we are, poor! 1007 00:46:59,349 --> 00:47:00,451 And I'm proud of it! 1008 00:47:01,451 --> 00:47:03,951 Now, pick up that poor woman's underwear! 1009 00:47:03,952 --> 00:47:04,952 Pick them up. 1010 00:47:05,922 --> 00:47:07,882 Why can't you pick up your own horrible underwear? 1011 00:47:08,324 --> 00:47:11,926 Jim, your daughter just said that my underwear are horrible. 1012 00:47:11,927 --> 00:47:13,327 That is not good for my self-esteem! 1013 00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:16,030 Since when is she my daughter all of a sudden? 1014 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:17,101 Dad, Mom is a nightmare! 1015 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:20,368 A horrible, low-class nightmare! 1016 00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:22,303 Why can't you be loyal to me. 1017 00:47:22,304 --> 00:47:24,939 She's gonna go off to college! 1018 00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:27,375 I will be the one here when you're old and feeble. 1019 00:47:27,376 --> 00:47:30,511 I just wanna eat some meat. 1020 00:47:30,512 --> 00:47:32,516 The meat is ready. 1021 00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:35,253 Dinner is served. 1022 00:47:37,253 --> 00:47:39,587 I was watching World Wide Wrestling very peacefully 1023 00:47:39,588 --> 00:47:41,128 just moments ago. 1024 00:47:46,128 --> 00:47:47,128 Here. 1025 00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:58,406 This dinner does not give me a warm feeling. 1026 00:47:58,407 --> 00:48:00,676 Do you think it gives me a warm feeling? 1027 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:02,377 Jim, we need help. 1028 00:48:02,378 --> 00:48:05,546 I saw an ad on the bulletin board at work, it said, 1029 00:48:05,547 --> 00:48:07,016 "Free therapy for troubled families." 1030 00:48:08,016 --> 00:48:09,384 From an ad on a board? 1031 00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:11,185 We'll end up with a serial killer. 1032 00:48:11,186 --> 00:48:14,555 Jim, serial killers don't live around here. 1033 00:48:14,556 --> 00:48:16,561 Plus, it's free. 1034 00:48:18,561 --> 00:48:20,294 Are you gonna pay me a dollar? 1035 00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:22,196 I've got bigger fish to fry, Lydia. 1036 00:48:22,197 --> 00:48:24,031 I need 60 bucks to fix my hair. 1037 00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:26,368 You think my mama would just hand me 60 bucks? 1038 00:48:26,369 --> 00:48:29,270 Why don't you do some work? Like collect aluminum cans! 1039 00:48:29,271 --> 00:48:31,439 What? Where would I get the cans? 1040 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,510 Use your head. 1041 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:35,521 Wherever people drink soda pop and throw away the can. 1042 00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:37,145 You mean I have to go dig in the trash cans? 1043 00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:38,546 - Have you ever done it? - Hell no! 1044 00:48:38,547 --> 00:48:39,382 I don't do cans. 1045 00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,195 You're the one who needs some cash. 1046 00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:54,596 Damn it, Lina... 1047 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,997 Could you chew with your mouth shut? 1048 00:48:56,331 --> 00:48:59,401 You look like a damn camel. This is why we never go nowhere, 1049 00:48:59,402 --> 00:49:01,335 'cause you don't know how to act in public, 1050 00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:02,671 you act like you never been 1051 00:49:02,672 --> 00:49:04,474 out of a damn house before. 1052 00:49:05,474 --> 00:49:07,241 That's why I never take you anywhere... 1053 00:49:07,242 --> 00:49:10,179 - There you are. - Oh, the bathroom is no good. 1054 00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:14,619 I'm gonna go set down my purse. 1055 00:49:17,619 --> 00:49:19,620 Oh! 1056 00:49:19,621 --> 00:49:21,555 Hello, are you here for family therapy? 1057 00:49:21,556 --> 00:49:23,357 I thought you were single. 1058 00:49:23,358 --> 00:49:24,625 I am single. 1059 00:49:24,626 --> 00:49:25,626 It's my group. 1060 00:49:26,195 --> 00:49:28,498 - Excuse me? - I'm the group leader. 1061 00:49:29,498 --> 00:49:30,765 You mean, the therapist? 1062 00:49:30,766 --> 00:49:31,766 Mm-hmm. 1063 00:49:35,271 --> 00:49:36,351 Ya'll can come on down now. 1064 00:49:40,342 --> 00:49:41,380 Aurelie, here. 1065 00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:46,650 Welcome. 1066 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,784 So... 1067 00:49:49,784 --> 00:49:54,391 What comes to mind when we think of this funny word, "Family"? 1068 00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:56,391 Anybody? 1069 00:49:59,128 --> 00:50:00,132 Anybody? 1070 00:50:03,132 --> 00:50:05,399 I think a family is like a car. 1071 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,237 - What model car? - Any model. 1072 00:50:08,237 --> 00:50:10,404 A Chevrolet, for example. 1073 00:50:10,405 --> 00:50:13,643 You can wax it, or you can let it stay dirty. 1074 00:50:14,643 --> 00:50:17,146 To me, a family is like a plant. 1075 00:50:18,146 --> 00:50:20,549 You give it water, and you hope you didn't get a weed. 1076 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,183 Good. Very good. 1077 00:50:22,184 --> 00:50:25,289 Now, who here is afraid of their family? 1078 00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:27,855 Don't be afraid. 1079 00:50:27,856 --> 00:50:28,724 Anybody? 1080 00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:30,826 I'm afraid my wife's gonna get drunk 1081 00:50:30,827 --> 00:50:33,694 and embarrass me in public again. 1082 00:50:33,695 --> 00:50:36,330 - If that's what you mean. - That is. 1083 00:50:36,331 --> 00:50:38,165 That's exactly what I mean. 1084 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,767 I'm afraid! 1085 00:50:39,768 --> 00:50:42,303 We used to live on a very nice Air Force base. 1086 00:50:42,304 --> 00:50:44,339 Jim wore an attractive uniform. 1087 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,707 I used to shop at the commissary, 1088 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:48,776 got 15% off of everything! 1089 00:50:48,777 --> 00:50:50,312 Now we're broke! 1090 00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:52,881 And he's terrified to just go swimming! 1091 00:50:52,882 --> 00:50:55,152 - You're exaggerating. - Okay, he's scared. 1092 00:50:56,152 --> 00:50:57,119 And his insecurities 1093 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,322 are going to get him kicked out of college! 1094 00:51:00,322 --> 00:51:01,723 Aurelie hates me! 1095 00:51:01,724 --> 00:51:04,192 It's not my fault that you have split ends! 1096 00:51:04,193 --> 00:51:05,596 It's more than split ends! 1097 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:09,800 Is it true, Ariole, that you blame your mother for your hair? 1098 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,602 Whose idea was it to go to Barry's Beauty School? 1099 00:51:13,603 --> 00:51:17,740 I want to share with you a saying I came across recently. 1100 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:19,740 Quote... 1101 00:51:20,643 --> 00:51:24,384 "No family is normal like every other family." 1102 00:51:28,384 --> 00:51:31,523 See there? We're just like everybody else. 1103 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,396 Attention! 1104 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:14,898 This is your school librarian! 1105 00:52:15,898 --> 00:52:17,799 Now, what I have here in my hand is an announcement 1106 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,937 about a upcoming Halley's Comet Poetry Reading Contest. 1107 00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,271 I'll read it out... 1108 00:52:24,273 --> 00:52:26,242 Calling all young people with a poetic spirit! 1109 00:52:27,242 --> 00:52:29,944 This contest was initiated in our town 1110 00:52:29,945 --> 00:52:32,747 ten years ago by Mrs. Florence Jacks, 1111 00:52:32,748 --> 00:52:35,984 a local Mark Twain scholar and aficionado. 1112 00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:40,522 As in past years, the cash prize will be 75 dollars. 1113 00:52:40,523 --> 00:52:42,556 The same age as Mark Twain when he died 1114 00:52:42,557 --> 00:52:44,658 upon the passing of Halley's Comet. 1115 00:52:44,659 --> 00:52:46,761 All students eligible to compete, 1116 00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:49,932 and parents are encouraged to attend. 1117 00:52:50,932 --> 00:52:52,466 Thank you. 1118 00:52:52,467 --> 00:52:54,637 This is the end of the daily announcements! 1119 00:52:55,637 --> 00:52:57,272 Did you all hear that? 1120 00:52:57,273 --> 00:52:59,908 $75 for reading a poem? 1121 00:52:59,909 --> 00:53:01,343 Like my husband would say, 1122 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,544 "It's better than a poke in the eye." 1123 00:53:02,545 --> 00:53:03,678 Am I right? 1124 00:53:03,679 --> 00:53:06,682 I'm gonna put a sign-up sheet later. 1125 00:53:07,682 --> 00:53:08,682 Outside. 1126 00:53:09,284 --> 00:53:10,286 But by a show of hands... 1127 00:53:11,286 --> 00:53:13,324 Can you tell me in here, who would be interested? 1128 00:53:15,324 --> 00:53:16,591 Two? 1129 00:53:16,592 --> 00:53:18,593 Two, three...? 1130 00:53:18,594 --> 00:53:21,462 That's it, I am... Put your hands down. 1131 00:53:21,463 --> 00:53:22,733 75 dollars. 1132 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:24,733 For reading a poem? 1133 00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:32,474 Kelly's gonna be in it. 1134 00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:34,743 Her sister won last year, now it's her turn. 1135 00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:35,984 I thought it was a competition. 1136 00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:38,812 It's competition, but she's gonna win. 1137 00:53:38,813 --> 00:53:40,881 If you want to be her friend, don't sign up. 1138 00:53:40,882 --> 00:53:41,982 I'm not her friend. 1139 00:53:41,983 --> 00:53:44,486 You wanna lose your chance? You could be one day. 1140 00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,525 Okay, I won't do it. 1141 00:53:49,525 --> 00:53:50,525 Aurelie. 1142 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:52,728 Do you wanna know what's wrong with you? 1143 00:53:53,728 --> 00:53:54,998 You're chicken-shit. 1144 00:53:55,998 --> 00:53:57,966 75 dollars? 1145 00:53:57,967 --> 00:53:58,967 So... 1146 00:53:59,068 --> 00:54:00,670 Re-think that. 1147 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:07,908 In 1787 I'm told our founding fathers did agree 1148 00:54:07,909 --> 00:54:13,650 To write a list of principles for keeping people free 1149 00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:17,785 The U.S.A. was just starting out 1150 00:54:17,786 --> 00:54:20,389 A whole brand-new country 1151 00:54:21,389 --> 00:54:27,796 And so our people spelled out the things that we should be 1152 00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:29,863 And they put those principles down on paper 1153 00:54:29,864 --> 00:54:31,933 and called it The Constitution 1154 00:54:31,934 --> 00:54:34,868 And it's been helping us run our country ever since then 1155 00:54:34,869 --> 00:54:36,937 The first part of The Constitution is called 1156 00:54:36,938 --> 00:54:38,305 "The Preamble" 1157 00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:41,910 And tells what those founding fathers set out to do 1158 00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:47,915 We, the people, in order to form a more perfect union 1159 00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:52,824 Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility 1160 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:57,892 Provide for the common defense 1161 00:54:57,893 --> 00:55:01,395 Promote the general welfare And 1162 00:55:01,396 --> 00:55:05,466 Secure the blessings of Liberty to ourselves 1163 00:55:05,467 --> 00:55:07,035 And our Posterity 1164 00:55:07,036 --> 00:55:13,808 Do ordain and establish this Constitution 1165 00:55:13,809 --> 00:55:17,847 For the United States of... 1166 00:55:24,586 --> 00:55:26,721 Don't just stand around. Help. 1167 00:55:26,722 --> 00:55:28,823 Are we gonna talk about sex? 1168 00:55:28,824 --> 00:55:30,859 How do I know you'll give me five bucks? 1169 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:31,860 I'm good for it. 1170 00:55:33,461 --> 00:55:34,995 You know... 1171 00:55:34,996 --> 00:55:36,867 if you lost your poodle head... 1172 00:55:38,867 --> 00:55:40,147 I like you for your personality. 1173 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:42,938 Thanks. 1174 00:55:43,938 --> 00:55:46,009 Okay, I'll kiss you with the masks on. 1175 00:55:47,009 --> 00:55:48,018 Okay. 1176 00:55:56,018 --> 00:55:57,718 Wanna see my wiener? 1177 00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,155 Absolutely not! Yuck! 1178 00:56:00,155 --> 00:56:02,624 Why not? He looks like E.T. 1179 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,192 Everybody loves E.T. 1180 00:56:04,193 --> 00:56:05,727 E.T. is scary. 1181 00:56:05,728 --> 00:56:07,761 No, he's not, E.T.'s friendly. 1182 00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:10,464 He just wants to make friends and phone calls. 1183 00:56:10,465 --> 00:56:12,734 Do you always call your wiener, "He"? 1184 00:56:12,735 --> 00:56:13,735 A lot of guys do it. 1185 00:56:14,036 --> 00:56:16,106 My brother calls his "The Big Meatloaf." 1186 00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,840 I don't believe you. 1187 00:56:26,114 --> 00:56:27,982 Jeanne... 1188 00:56:27,983 --> 00:56:30,788 Just follow through, keep your eye on the birdie. 1189 00:56:32,788 --> 00:56:34,855 - Ah! - Hey! 1190 00:56:34,856 --> 00:56:36,790 No slamming allowed! 1191 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,125 According to what rule book? 1192 00:56:38,126 --> 00:56:40,063 According to the "If You Want Me to Play" book. 1193 00:56:41,063 --> 00:56:42,796 Jim, did you ever think about using 1194 00:56:42,797 --> 00:56:45,667 the step-by-step method for swimming? 1195 00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:48,669 This girl at my work, her grandfather was in WW II. 1196 00:56:48,670 --> 00:56:49,705 He had big problems back then 1197 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,772 because the Gazpacho kept trying to kill him... 1198 00:56:51,773 --> 00:56:52,742 Gestapo, not Gazpacho. 1199 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:55,076 - Stop correcting me! - Gazpacho's a soup. 1200 00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:57,078 A Spanish soup, we had it on Air Force One. 1201 00:56:57,079 --> 00:56:58,547 Anyway, try to follow me. 1202 00:56:59,547 --> 00:57:00,547 It's delicious. 1203 00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:03,685 The war taught him how to fight back. 1204 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:04,855 Up here. 1205 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:07,254 When he was 104 years old, the doctors told him 1206 00:57:07,255 --> 00:57:08,890 he would never walk again. 1207 00:57:08,891 --> 00:57:09,891 He went out, 1208 00:57:09,892 --> 00:57:11,959 he got a little chair. 1209 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,897 He took one step, he got tired, he rested. 1210 00:57:15,898 --> 00:57:18,799 He took another step, maybe two this time. 1211 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,237 He sat and rested. 1212 00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:24,071 He walked great like that until he was 108! 1213 00:57:24,072 --> 00:57:25,175 And that's when he died. 1214 00:57:26,175 --> 00:57:27,609 Poor him. 1215 00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:28,610 I fail to see the point. 1216 00:57:29,210 --> 00:57:30,979 Are you even listening? 1217 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:35,683 I'm trying to encourage to use your will power! 1218 00:57:35,684 --> 00:57:38,054 Maybe that story will inspire you to conquer your fears! 1219 00:57:40,054 --> 00:57:41,190 You know what? 1220 00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:44,625 If I want Einstein, I'll call him on the phone. 1221 00:57:44,626 --> 00:57:45,695 Why is it a bad idea? 1222 00:57:46,695 --> 00:57:47,695 Do it... 1223 00:57:47,696 --> 00:57:49,997 step by step. 1224 00:57:49,998 --> 00:57:52,767 I'll go to the pool with you! I'll be your moral support! 1225 00:57:52,768 --> 00:57:53,968 Absolutely not! 1226 00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:56,074 I don't need anyone to hold my hand! 1227 00:58:00,074 --> 00:58:01,244 All right, that's good. 1228 00:58:03,244 --> 00:58:04,614 Let's pick up the pace. 1229 00:58:05,614 --> 00:58:07,751 All right. Good form. Good form. 1230 00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:09,884 Okay. 1231 00:58:09,885 --> 00:58:11,752 You wait and watch up there. 1232 00:58:11,753 --> 00:58:13,793 You're gonna see a lot more than just breast stroke. 1233 00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:16,624 You want me to just sit and watch your lesson? 1234 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:17,991 Yeah, why not? 1235 00:58:17,992 --> 00:58:20,995 Haven't you ever heard of moral support? 1236 00:58:20,996 --> 00:58:22,796 You could be my number one fan. 1237 00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:23,797 My mascot. 1238 00:59:58,327 --> 00:59:59,993 Damn it! 1239 00:59:59,994 --> 01:00:01,554 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 1240 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:08,835 Hey! 1241 01:00:08,836 --> 01:00:10,104 You can't beat on lockers! 1242 01:00:10,105 --> 01:00:12,987 It causes dents, and dents look like crap! 1243 01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:28,122 The Equal Rights Amendment died this year 1244 01:00:28,123 --> 01:00:30,857 has marked the end of a 10-year battle... 1245 01:00:30,858 --> 01:00:33,028 - Did he take his hair off? - Not that I saw. 1246 01:00:34,028 --> 01:00:37,235 I can't figure out why he didn't take me along. 1247 01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:44,872 Aurelie, you never buy lemonade at a restaurant, right? 1248 01:00:44,873 --> 01:00:48,279 You just ask for extra lemon wedges and sugar packets. 1249 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,815 I don't appreciate you talking about me. 1250 01:00:53,815 --> 01:00:55,286 I have excellent hearing. 1251 01:00:58,286 --> 01:00:59,821 Am I the only one in this house who knows 1252 01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:01,788 how to put away dishes? 1253 01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:03,957 Dad, why don't you be a lawyer? 1254 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,060 Then you could go to a different college, 1255 01:01:06,061 --> 01:01:07,928 and get your degree faster. 1256 01:01:07,929 --> 01:01:08,929 Why? 1257 01:01:09,130 --> 01:01:10,410 Medicine doesn't take that long. 1258 01:01:11,032 --> 01:01:12,265 What about residency? 1259 01:01:12,266 --> 01:01:13,266 Residency? 1260 01:01:14,068 --> 01:01:15,803 Residency is a 1261 01:01:15,804 --> 01:01:18,805 four-year, post-graduate program that is optional. 1262 01:01:18,806 --> 01:01:20,441 It's mostly for foreigners. 1263 01:01:20,442 --> 01:01:22,811 Last time I checked, I speak English. 1264 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,080 I am not on the slow bus! 1265 01:01:26,081 --> 01:01:29,485 Oh, no. I benefit from the American rules! 1266 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:32,520 Jim, just because you have a bad day, 1267 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:35,223 don't take it out on these beautiful cabinets! 1268 01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:37,325 I plan on stenciling them. 1269 01:01:37,326 --> 01:01:38,646 I'm not bothering your stenciling. 1270 01:01:39,161 --> 01:01:41,995 And don't blame it on my day. I didn't have a bad day. 1271 01:01:41,996 --> 01:01:44,364 Yes, you did! I was there, remember? 1272 01:01:44,365 --> 01:01:46,466 When we left the pool, you were in a horrible mood! 1273 01:01:46,467 --> 01:01:47,436 You, enough! 1274 01:01:47,436 --> 01:01:48,436 Enough! 1275 01:01:49,304 --> 01:01:51,074 I am a child, and you are the adult. 1276 01:01:53,074 --> 01:01:54,841 I am the adult! 1277 01:01:54,842 --> 01:01:55,842 I am the adult, 1278 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:57,447 and you are the child, so, just shut the hell up! 1279 01:01:57,448 --> 01:01:59,247 See, Aurelie? He can't control himself! 1280 01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:01,114 You are a donkey's ass! 1281 01:02:01,115 --> 01:02:03,551 And I'm not putting up with it anymore! 1282 01:02:03,552 --> 01:02:08,955 You're always finding a reason to quit because you... 1283 01:02:08,956 --> 01:02:10,356 You don't have the mind of a winner! 1284 01:02:11,092 --> 01:02:12,094 Or the hair of a winner! 1285 01:02:13,094 --> 01:02:14,127 What? 1286 01:02:14,128 --> 01:02:15,830 I am too a winner! 1287 01:02:15,831 --> 01:02:16,831 I'm a winner! 1288 01:02:17,199 --> 01:02:20,267 You and the Methodists can kiss my rosy red! 1289 01:02:20,268 --> 01:02:21,334 Hey! 1290 01:02:21,335 --> 01:02:23,971 We wasted 20 years of our life, 1291 01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:25,292 and he never even got a promotion! 1292 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:28,378 All you can do is... 1293 01:02:29,378 --> 01:02:30,378 slam cabinets! 1294 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,881 If you don't wanna love me, I'll find another man who will! 1295 01:02:33,882 --> 01:02:34,882 Hah, hah! 1296 01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:38,288 And I get free art classes! 1297 01:02:39,288 --> 01:02:40,288 I wanna be an artist! 1298 01:02:41,123 --> 01:02:42,422 I wanna be an artist! 1299 01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:44,292 - I wanna be an artist! - Yes, yes! 1300 01:02:44,293 --> 01:02:47,932 - I wanna be an artist. - Yes, yes... 1301 01:02:50,932 --> 01:02:52,567 - Stop! - Wait, wait, wait! 1302 01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:53,568 You are! 1303 01:02:54,168 --> 01:02:56,404 Mom, wait, what are you doing? Mom! 1304 01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:57,504 Wait, wait, wait. 1305 01:02:57,505 --> 01:02:59,372 Okay, you're free! You're free! 1306 01:02:59,373 --> 01:03:00,373 Free! 1307 01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:03,077 - Wonderful! - Art, art! 1308 01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:05,546 It's my pig! 1309 01:03:05,547 --> 01:03:08,523 I don't care if my dad gets mad! 1310 01:03:15,523 --> 01:03:16,592 How much is it? 1311 01:03:17,592 --> 01:03:19,326 Looks about 10 bucks. 1312 01:03:19,327 --> 01:03:20,328 Maybe 12. 1313 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:22,930 Twelve bucks? 1314 01:03:22,931 --> 01:03:27,267 My dad put twelve bucks in the pig for my college fund? 1315 01:03:27,268 --> 01:03:28,338 Hey, wait! 1316 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:31,538 Come on! Wait up! 1317 01:03:31,539 --> 01:03:34,177 I got your twelve bucks, it's better than nothing! 1318 01:03:35,177 --> 01:03:36,545 Hey! 1319 01:03:37,545 --> 01:03:39,946 At least he don't beat you with a bat. 1320 01:03:39,947 --> 01:03:41,482 You should see my daddy. 1321 01:03:41,483 --> 01:03:43,219 Your dad beats you with a bat? 1322 01:03:44,219 --> 01:03:45,386 He does my brother. 1323 01:03:45,387 --> 01:03:48,224 Sure, when he's got a few Buds in him, he's a maniac! 1324 01:03:50,224 --> 01:03:51,424 Oh, no. 1325 01:03:51,425 --> 01:03:53,593 Is that Kelly Keester? 1326 01:03:53,594 --> 01:03:54,594 Oh, crap! 1327 01:03:55,563 --> 01:03:57,297 Hey baby, what's up? 1328 01:03:57,298 --> 01:03:59,500 Are you cheating on me with that stupid, 1329 01:03:59,501 --> 01:04:01,102 pubic-hair turd face? 1330 01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:02,937 Huh? 1331 01:04:02,938 --> 01:04:04,971 That's nuckin' futs! I don't even know her. 1332 01:04:04,972 --> 01:04:06,473 I've never even talked to that girl before! 1333 01:04:06,474 --> 01:04:07,474 You're a damn liar! 1334 01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:10,111 Shouldn't you calm Chunky down? 1335 01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:12,446 He's feeling my feelings! You said you loved me! 1336 01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:13,447 I do, baby... 1337 01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:17,390 Kelly, I'm so sorry, I had no idea he was your boyfriend. 1338 01:04:18,119 --> 01:04:21,488 I had no idea. I'm gonna go home now, okay? 1339 01:04:21,489 --> 01:04:23,090 Bye! 1340 01:04:57,425 --> 01:05:00,028 - How do you feel? - I tried to open my blowhole. 1341 01:05:01,028 --> 01:05:03,398 I think you may have succeeded! 1342 01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:09,038 Oh, you have no idea how happy I am! 1343 01:05:10,038 --> 01:05:12,205 - How much this means to me. - Really? 1344 01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:13,573 You make me feel like a teenager! 1345 01:05:13,574 --> 01:05:14,510 Me too! 1346 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:17,047 I think you should just move in over here. 1347 01:05:19,047 --> 01:05:20,580 You're lonely. 1348 01:05:20,581 --> 01:05:22,050 I'm lonely, too. 1349 01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:25,285 Why do you think I do family therapy? 1350 01:05:25,286 --> 01:05:26,655 Maybe you're right. 1351 01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:30,323 I never really thought of myself as a radical woman... 1352 01:05:30,324 --> 01:05:31,427 Yes! 1353 01:05:32,427 --> 01:05:34,595 You have a definite radical aspect to your personality. 1354 01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:36,062 - That's for sure. - Thank you! 1355 01:05:36,063 --> 01:05:37,300 And very nice breasts! 1356 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:40,335 Excuse me? 1357 01:05:41,335 --> 01:05:42,740 I... 1358 01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:49,676 If you'd like, I could just say that to myself silently. 1359 01:05:49,677 --> 01:05:51,485 I think that might be best. 1360 01:05:57,485 --> 01:05:59,355 I have a present for you. 1361 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,693 These are real sperm whale teeth. 1362 01:06:05,693 --> 01:06:07,496 Oh, he has a cavity! 1363 01:06:09,331 --> 01:06:10,497 I'm gonna make earrings out of them. 1364 01:06:10,498 --> 01:06:11,698 That's great. 1365 01:06:11,699 --> 01:06:13,500 Did you ask Mom to come back yet? 1366 01:06:13,501 --> 01:06:14,734 Hell, no. 1367 01:06:14,735 --> 01:06:16,604 Why not? 1368 01:06:16,605 --> 01:06:18,739 She should know how to do the right thing. 1369 01:06:20,641 --> 01:06:22,445 You know what your mother's problem is? 1370 01:06:23,445 --> 01:06:25,516 She doesn't know jack-all about how the world works. 1371 01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:29,450 You wanna know how things go down? 1372 01:06:29,451 --> 01:06:30,487 I'll tell you. 1373 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:33,654 We were flying back from the ranch in California... 1374 01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:37,357 Reagan asks for a steak. Medium rare. 1375 01:06:37,358 --> 01:06:39,228 So, I go to the back, I look in the freezer. 1376 01:06:40,228 --> 01:06:42,398 No steaks. 1377 01:06:43,398 --> 01:06:45,533 What I thought was a steak... 1378 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,269 was a pork chop. 1379 01:06:48,269 --> 01:06:49,389 Somebody screwed up, not me. 1380 01:06:50,271 --> 01:06:53,374 It's not my job to stock the freezer. 1381 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,478 But it's my job... 1382 01:06:56,478 --> 01:06:58,280 to double-check. 1383 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,318 People say there's no such thing as bad luck. 1384 01:07:03,318 --> 01:07:04,318 It's not true. 1385 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,668 Snap your fingers, and you're screwed. 1386 01:07:09,657 --> 01:07:10,492 Yeah, but... 1387 01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:12,426 I wish you'd ask her to come back. 1388 01:07:12,427 --> 01:07:13,530 We're a family. 1389 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,290 - Don't just give up. - Aren't you giving up? 1390 01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:19,446 Should I go back to karate class? 1391 01:07:20,135 --> 01:07:22,502 I think adolescence is like an old western. 1392 01:07:22,503 --> 01:07:24,705 Sometimes you realize you're surrounded... 1393 01:07:24,706 --> 01:07:27,576 and you just got to shoot your way out. 1394 01:07:33,581 --> 01:07:35,348 I thought you were scared of Kelly. 1395 01:07:35,349 --> 01:07:37,317 I am, but I'm doing it anyway. 1396 01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:38,585 - What about you? - Nope. 1397 01:07:38,586 --> 01:07:42,190 Black kids don't win contests. Not when the judges are white. 1398 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:45,792 Well, you wanna come watch me compete? 1399 01:07:45,793 --> 01:07:47,195 - It's Monday, 5th period. - Can't. 1400 01:07:48,195 --> 01:07:49,875 That's when they stick me with the retards. 1401 01:07:50,164 --> 01:07:51,179 But you're not retarded. 1402 01:08:04,179 --> 01:08:05,547 Jeanne... 1403 01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:08,848 You want chicken? Take it "to go." 1404 01:08:08,849 --> 01:08:10,686 I'm sorry. 1405 01:08:11,686 --> 01:08:12,686 You're sorry? 1406 01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:15,689 Don't move in with that guy next door. 1407 01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:18,493 I have my flaws, but I am a real man. 1408 01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:22,462 You can't resent me 'cause I don't like whale calls. 1409 01:08:22,463 --> 01:08:24,266 I highly respect your love of whales... 1410 01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:26,901 and dolphins and gorillas. 1411 01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:28,769 It's not the whales. 1412 01:08:28,770 --> 01:08:30,571 He's an artist. 1413 01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:32,339 Maybe I'm an artist. 1414 01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:33,540 But I'm the one who loves you. 1415 01:08:34,509 --> 01:08:36,911 Doesn't feel like you love me. 1416 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:40,284 All I feel is like I'm ignored. 1417 01:08:43,284 --> 01:08:45,253 Listen, I've been thinking... 1418 01:08:46,253 --> 01:08:48,522 Aurelie's going back to karate. 1419 01:08:48,523 --> 01:08:50,925 What if it something that we all did together? 1420 01:08:50,926 --> 01:08:53,395 You know, a together thing. 1421 01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:57,233 You think karate is a together thing? 1422 01:08:58,233 --> 01:08:59,435 I absolutely do. 1423 01:09:01,435 --> 01:09:02,435 Great block! 1424 01:09:03,371 --> 01:09:04,971 Great form! 1425 01:09:04,972 --> 01:09:06,375 Come on, it's not that great. 1426 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:08,776 Yes, it's beautiful. 1427 01:09:08,777 --> 01:09:10,313 You're laying it on a little thick. 1428 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:13,680 You said you didn't feel loved, and I want you to feel 1429 01:09:13,681 --> 01:09:14,819 like I love you. 1430 01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:20,420 I'll do whatever you want. You name it. 1431 01:09:20,421 --> 01:09:22,957 I want to go back to therapy! 1432 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,840 Thank you for meeting us on short notice. 1433 01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:40,841 That's fine. 1434 01:09:41,609 --> 01:09:43,477 I often invite troubled individuals 1435 01:09:43,478 --> 01:09:45,845 to come to these impromptu sessions. 1436 01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:47,814 Hey, who you calling "troubled", man? 1437 01:09:47,815 --> 01:09:49,817 Jim! We're here for help! 1438 01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:51,852 This is a couples counseling session! 1439 01:09:51,853 --> 01:09:53,555 It is? 1440 01:09:54,555 --> 01:09:56,790 I'm here to talk about Ty-ty's pill-popping. 1441 01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:58,591 That's fine, too. 1442 01:09:58,592 --> 01:10:04,430 And in these smaller groups, I like to create a space. 1443 01:10:04,431 --> 01:10:06,867 A space to have sex with my wife? 1444 01:10:06,868 --> 01:10:08,348 Jim, you're starting to make me angry! 1445 01:10:09,003 --> 01:10:10,338 You're not even trying! 1446 01:10:11,338 --> 01:10:12,475 Fine. Fine. 1447 01:10:13,475 --> 01:10:15,877 Ty-ty is mean when he's high! 1448 01:10:16,877 --> 01:10:18,812 I just had to get that off my chest. 1449 01:10:18,813 --> 01:10:19,813 Good, good. 1450 01:10:20,715 --> 01:10:22,515 And since this is a space where people 1451 01:10:22,516 --> 01:10:24,617 say what they need to say to each other, 1452 01:10:24,618 --> 01:10:26,418 and you seem to be pretty agitated, Jeannie... 1453 01:10:27,354 --> 01:10:28,889 Maybe you should get the ball rolling. 1454 01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:29,890 Okay. 1455 01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:32,760 Jerry, you're very nice. 1456 01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:35,899 And I love that you see me as an artist. 1457 01:10:37,899 --> 01:10:41,769 But when you suddenly start talking about... 1458 01:10:41,770 --> 01:10:43,639 somebody's breasts... 1459 01:10:44,639 --> 01:10:48,780 they might start thinking you're a dirty old man. 1460 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:55,549 Jeannie, I'm your therapist here. 1461 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,751 We can discuss this in private. 1462 01:10:57,752 --> 01:10:59,886 I don't care to be together privately. 1463 01:10:59,887 --> 01:11:00,887 And Jim... 1464 01:11:01,655 --> 01:11:03,857 What I want to say to you is... 1465 01:11:03,858 --> 01:11:05,759 I'm a free spirit. 1466 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,029 My spirit wants to be free, 1467 01:11:08,029 --> 01:11:09,431 and creative! 1468 01:11:10,431 --> 01:11:13,533 Jim, if you want to stay married to me... 1469 01:11:13,534 --> 01:11:15,003 you need to see me as I am. 1470 01:11:16,003 --> 01:11:17,806 I'm a little bit... 1471 01:11:18,806 --> 01:11:21,877 outside of everything. 1472 01:11:22,877 --> 01:11:25,578 I don't want to be outside with you too. 1473 01:11:25,579 --> 01:11:28,681 I wanted you to be interested in me! 1474 01:11:28,682 --> 01:11:30,752 Genuinely interested. 1475 01:11:31,752 --> 01:11:33,756 But you never were. 1476 01:11:34,756 --> 01:11:35,756 Jeanne... 1477 01:11:36,457 --> 01:11:37,693 If you were a magazine... 1478 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,563 I would buy a subscription. 1479 01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:42,765 What does that mean? 1480 01:11:43,765 --> 01:11:45,398 It means that I did not always buy a subscription 1481 01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:47,435 in the past, Jerry. 1482 01:11:48,435 --> 01:11:50,670 I would go to the newsstand. 1483 01:11:50,671 --> 01:11:52,973 Sometimes I would buy an issue. 1484 01:11:52,974 --> 01:11:54,109 But sometimes... 1485 01:11:55,109 --> 01:11:56,676 I would not. 1486 01:11:56,677 --> 01:11:59,615 And by God, I wanna be a subscriber! 1487 01:12:01,615 --> 01:12:05,421 I almost lost this wonderful magazine 1488 01:12:06,421 --> 01:12:08,125 and I realize now... 1489 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:11,460 that I love it! 1490 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,864 And I wanna read every article, Jerry! 1491 01:12:16,864 --> 01:12:18,466 Every article! 1492 01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:20,841 Cover to cover! 1493 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:29,175 Think about the bullies! Think about them! 1494 01:12:29,176 --> 01:12:31,144 Isn't it a little early for her to spar? 1495 01:12:31,145 --> 01:12:33,813 No, you're supposed to do that, even on the first day. 1496 01:12:33,814 --> 01:12:35,749 Does that mean you and me could do it? 1497 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:38,885 If you wanted to. Absolutely, we could. 1498 01:12:38,886 --> 01:12:41,455 Cat stance! Don't forget your cat stance. 1499 01:12:41,456 --> 01:12:42,755 Cat stance! 1500 01:12:42,756 --> 01:12:44,625 All right, Orala, here we go. 1501 01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:46,727 Show him it's not just a little girl he's messing with. 1502 01:12:46,728 --> 01:12:47,894 Okay, go in there and kick. 1503 01:12:47,895 --> 01:12:49,729 - Good! - Nice! 1504 01:12:49,730 --> 01:12:51,465 Oh, good kick, yeah! 1505 01:12:51,466 --> 01:12:53,200 Block it, block it! 1506 01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:55,502 That's it. Kick, Orala, kick! 1507 01:12:57,104 --> 01:12:58,207 Match goes to Sam. 1508 01:12:59,207 --> 01:13:01,642 Orala, you just got to kick more! 1509 01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:03,403 You don't show what you're made of, you know? 1510 01:13:04,112 --> 01:13:06,145 Mm-Hmm. - Are you feeling ok? 1511 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:08,047 You just got to kick a little more, okay? 1512 01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,185 Kick like a cat! 1513 01:13:11,552 --> 01:13:12,855 Are all of you here? 1514 01:13:13,855 --> 01:13:15,121 And did you all get your numbers from your home room? 1515 01:13:15,122 --> 01:13:16,122 Here, let's see one. 1516 01:13:16,123 --> 01:13:18,925 Six, five, eight, nine, ten... 1517 01:13:18,926 --> 01:13:19,996 Where's 14? 1518 01:13:20,996 --> 01:13:22,496 I thought I had 14 kids, where's Lydia Johnson? 1519 01:13:22,497 --> 01:13:23,663 She's coming. 1520 01:13:23,664 --> 01:13:24,799 Oh, good, good... 1521 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,568 Now, that is the order in which we'll be calling you. 1522 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:30,136 So, when it's your turn, I will find you here, 1523 01:13:30,137 --> 01:13:32,773 and then I'm gonna lead you to the "go" position, 1524 01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:34,542 where you all need to listen carefully... 1525 01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,678 for your chime, all right? 1526 01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:40,880 Also, I want to point out to you that our judge and patron, 1527 01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,582 Mrs. Florence Jacks, 1528 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:45,085 she's sitting right out there in the very front row! 1529 01:13:45,086 --> 01:13:47,021 So, smile big and do your very best, all right? 1530 01:13:48,021 --> 01:13:49,024 Isn't that wonderful! 1531 01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:54,528 Do you remember what the SH sound is? 1532 01:13:54,529 --> 01:13:55,569 What sound does that make? 1533 01:13:56,564 --> 01:13:58,898 Sh... 1534 01:13:58,899 --> 01:13:59,899 Shit. 1535 01:14:01,668 --> 01:14:02,668 Let's not curse. 1536 01:14:04,204 --> 01:14:05,204 Okay. 1537 01:14:06,106 --> 01:14:09,912 Remember like when we want to be quiet? 1538 01:14:10,912 --> 01:14:13,849 What nice words start with SH? 1539 01:14:14,849 --> 01:14:18,684 Sh... 1540 01:14:18,685 --> 01:14:19,685 Shit! 1541 01:14:21,588 --> 01:14:24,261 You don't want to be held back again, do you? 1542 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,730 What sound does a teapot make? 1543 01:14:31,265 --> 01:14:32,635 Excuse me? 1544 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:35,635 Lydia Johnson is needed in the principal's office. 1545 01:14:35,636 --> 01:14:36,937 For what? 1546 01:14:36,938 --> 01:14:38,772 You're in trouble, I guess. 1547 01:14:38,773 --> 01:14:40,573 - Who wrote this? - Beats me. 1548 01:14:40,574 --> 01:14:43,113 I'm supposed to take Lydia to the principal's office. 1549 01:14:46,113 --> 01:14:48,148 What the hell? What did I do? 1550 01:14:48,149 --> 01:14:49,883 Nothing. 1551 01:14:49,884 --> 01:14:51,652 Here, I brought you a folder. 1552 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,854 It's for the poetry competition. I signed you up. 1553 01:14:54,855 --> 01:14:55,956 What? 1554 01:14:55,957 --> 01:14:56,957 Well, unsign me up! 1555 01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:58,724 I'm not doing that damn poetry competition! 1556 01:14:58,725 --> 01:15:01,594 Look, all you have to do is read the poem! 1557 01:15:01,595 --> 01:15:03,630 Don't you wanna do that instead of going back 1558 01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:04,631 to the retard class? 1559 01:15:05,132 --> 01:15:06,170 Maybe you'll win! 1560 01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:10,872 You think I could win? 1561 01:15:11,872 --> 01:15:12,872 How am I gonna win? 1562 01:15:13,106 --> 01:15:14,143 Just read the poem. 1563 01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:16,145 You might be really good. 1564 01:15:18,145 --> 01:15:19,649 Come on, we have no time. 1565 01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:23,786 Come on. 1566 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:26,319 How'd you choose this poem? 1567 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,788 "I am a woman, sick for passion." 1568 01:15:28,789 --> 01:15:30,657 You think I'm gonna read this? 1569 01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:32,792 Yes, my lady. No, my lady... 1570 01:15:32,793 --> 01:15:33,793 This is ridiculous! 1571 01:15:34,028 --> 01:15:35,328 I thought it was romantic. 1572 01:15:35,329 --> 01:15:36,929 Where's one and two? 1573 01:15:36,930 --> 01:15:39,666 Oh, Kelly, you're gonna be number one, all right? 1574 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:42,269 Now, in exactly five minutes, we are gonna start! 1575 01:15:42,270 --> 01:15:45,272 So, anybody has to pee, you better do it now! 1576 01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:47,206 I didn't have to pee until she said that. 1577 01:15:47,207 --> 01:15:48,709 You're nervous, just hold it! 1578 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:50,309 I can't! Here... 1579 01:15:50,310 --> 01:15:52,146 Take my bag and my folder. 1580 01:15:53,146 --> 01:15:54,796 And I'll be back. 1581 01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:13,733 We done told you not to enter this poetry competition! 1582 01:16:13,734 --> 01:16:14,801 You're not the boss of me. 1583 01:16:14,802 --> 01:16:17,971 Oh, yeah? Come on out, and we'll see who's boss. 1584 01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:20,743 Come on, Kelly! 1585 01:16:23,411 --> 01:16:25,314 I just wanna say, I love Mark Twain! 1586 01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:28,749 He's my favorite famous person. 1587 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,983 I think he was such a genius. 1588 01:16:30,984 --> 01:16:32,104 So, I chose a poem by him... 1589 01:16:33,087 --> 01:16:34,987 Isn't that the bully girl? 1590 01:16:34,988 --> 01:16:36,355 I think so. 1591 01:16:36,356 --> 01:16:38,959 Did young Stephen sicken, and did young Stephen die? 1592 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:41,761 And did the sad hearts thicken, and did the mourners cry? 1593 01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:44,398 - Isn't she doing good? - She is doing so good. 1594 01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:45,800 She's precious... 1595 01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:49,236 impaired the sacred name Of Stephen Dowling Botes... 1596 01:16:49,237 --> 01:16:50,707 Bots. 1597 01:16:52,707 --> 01:16:53,777 Thank you. 1598 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,877 Come on, Oral, you chicken or something? 1599 01:16:57,878 --> 01:16:58,879 Mary John! 1600 01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,979 Excuse me! 1601 01:16:59,980 --> 01:17:01,415 Why are you not at the assembly? 1602 01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:03,884 I was using the bathroom. 1603 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,285 I'm on my way, Mrs. Tripp! 1604 01:17:05,286 --> 01:17:08,154 Hey, Mary John, did you forget your brush? 1605 01:17:08,155 --> 01:17:09,389 Get to the assembly! 1606 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:10,523 Mary John, you stay right here, 1607 01:17:10,524 --> 01:17:12,524 I need to talk to you about your mathematics grade. 1608 01:17:13,094 --> 01:17:15,029 I thought you knew your math better than that. 1609 01:17:17,297 --> 01:17:19,433 Have you been working with your tutor? 1610 01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:21,268 Your mother told me you were working with the tutor, 1611 01:17:21,269 --> 01:17:22,810 Mary John! 1612 01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:31,490 If I run real fast, I probably can make it. 1613 01:17:32,145 --> 01:17:34,781 Go ahead and try, Oral. 1614 01:17:34,782 --> 01:17:36,383 Do you want to fight me instead? 1615 01:17:36,384 --> 01:17:38,753 - You wanna fight me? - No. 1616 01:17:39,753 --> 01:17:41,388 But I'm not gonna run anymore. 1617 01:17:41,389 --> 01:17:43,161 You wanna fight, go ahead. 1618 01:17:47,161 --> 01:17:49,830 "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" 1619 01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:51,399 by Robert Frost 1620 01:17:52,399 --> 01:17:54,934 Whose woods these are I think I know 1621 01:17:54,935 --> 01:17:56,415 His house is in the village though... 1622 01:17:57,204 --> 01:17:58,505 He will not see me... 1623 01:17:58,506 --> 01:18:00,340 You're lucky I don't wanna mess my hair up. 1624 01:18:00,341 --> 01:18:02,177 Or I'd beat you up some more right now. 1625 01:18:04,177 --> 01:18:05,177 Wait! 1626 01:18:09,817 --> 01:18:11,137 What the hell is that crazy thing? 1627 01:18:13,054 --> 01:18:14,189 I dare you. 1628 01:18:15,189 --> 01:18:17,357 He gives his harness bells a shake 1629 01:18:17,358 --> 01:18:18,358 To ask if there... 1630 01:18:19,092 --> 01:18:21,862 I bet Aurelie can beat these girls. 1631 01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:24,166 I can't believe it. You never hold my hand. 1632 01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,433 That was the old me. 1633 01:18:26,434 --> 01:18:27,872 This is the new. 1634 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:36,943 "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest L. Thayer. 1635 01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:40,447 The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day, 1636 01:18:40,448 --> 01:18:42,381 The score stood four to two, 1637 01:18:42,382 --> 01:18:44,251 but with one inning more to play. 1638 01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:45,652 And then when Cooney died at first, 1639 01:18:46,119 --> 01:18:47,554 and Barrows did the same... 1640 01:18:47,555 --> 01:18:49,389 Where's 13 and 14? 1641 01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:51,258 13 and 14, we're ready for you! 1642 01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:52,893 Where...? Where's Orila? 1643 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:54,004 I think she went to the bathroom, 1644 01:18:54,028 --> 01:18:55,228 I'll just go get her... 1645 01:18:55,229 --> 01:18:56,897 No, Greta, we have an audience out there, 1646 01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,197 somebody has to go on! 1647 01:18:58,198 --> 01:18:59,268 But I'm scared! 1648 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:01,978 You'll be okay, Lydia. You're gonna be lucky number 13! 1649 01:19:02,002 --> 01:19:02,002 Lucky number! 1650 01:19:02,837 --> 01:19:04,904 I'm gonna go raise the mike for you. 1651 01:19:04,905 --> 01:19:06,473 Come on, Lydia, you can do this. 1652 01:19:06,474 --> 01:19:08,474 Just show Mrs. Jacks what you got. 1653 01:19:08,475 --> 01:19:10,118 It's almost over, where's Aurelie? 1654 01:19:51,319 --> 01:19:52,454 Birds... 1655 01:19:54,454 --> 01:19:57,463 flying high... 1656 01:20:03,463 --> 01:20:05,069 You know how I feel... 1657 01:20:09,069 --> 01:20:10,204 Sun... 1658 01:20:11,204 --> 01:20:13,411 in the sky... 1659 01:20:17,411 --> 01:20:18,949 You know how I feel... 1660 01:20:22,949 --> 01:20:24,618 It's a new dawn... 1661 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:27,957 It is a new day... 1662 01:20:29,957 --> 01:20:31,095 It's a new life for me... 1663 01:20:35,095 --> 01:20:36,429 Fish... 1664 01:20:36,430 --> 01:20:37,500 in the sea... 1665 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,371 You know how I feel... 1666 01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:45,573 Rivers running free... 1667 01:20:46,573 --> 01:20:48,478 You know how I feel... 1668 01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:52,379 Blossoms... 1669 01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:54,582 on the trees... 1670 01:20:55,582 --> 01:20:57,520 You know how I feel... 1671 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,654 It's a new dawn. 1672 01:21:01,655 --> 01:21:03,492 It's a new day. 1673 01:21:04,492 --> 01:21:06,996 It's a new life for me. 1674 01:21:08,996 --> 01:21:11,501 And I'm feeling good. 1675 01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:15,002 And this old world 1676 01:21:16,002 --> 01:21:17,238 is a new world, 1677 01:21:18,238 --> 01:21:21,067 and a bold world for me. 1678 01:21:52,539 --> 01:21:56,278 And now Mrs. Florence Jacks... 1679 01:21:57,278 --> 01:22:00,313 I shall now read the winners. 1680 01:22:00,314 --> 01:22:03,752 My decision is irrevocable. 1681 01:22:04,752 --> 01:22:07,319 You're lucky I don't wanna mess up my hair right now. 1682 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,654 Or I'd beat you up some more. 1683 01:22:08,655 --> 01:22:10,523 Third place... 1684 01:22:10,524 --> 01:22:13,729 Petey McMichaels, 25 dollars! 1685 01:22:15,729 --> 01:22:17,064 Second place... 1686 01:22:18,064 --> 01:22:21,439 Kelly Keester, 50 dollars! 1687 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:27,474 Miss Kelly Keester, 1688 01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:31,613 50 dollars, United States Savings Bond! 1689 01:22:32,613 --> 01:22:35,719 Kelly Keester! 1690 01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:41,792 Second place is very good. 1691 01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:49,228 First place with complete originality 1692 01:22:49,229 --> 01:22:51,768 like Mark Twain... 1693 01:22:53,768 --> 01:22:55,136 Lydia Johnson! 1694 01:22:56,136 --> 01:22:59,739 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 1695 01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:04,443 75 dollars! 1696 01:23:04,444 --> 01:23:07,248 Yeah, louder! Come on! 1697 01:23:08,248 --> 01:23:10,122 Yes, yes, yes, Lydia! 1698 01:23:15,122 --> 01:23:16,524 Yes, Lydia! 1699 01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:18,825 Thank you! 1700 01:23:18,826 --> 01:23:21,661 This is the end of our assembly! 1701 01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:23,131 Yes! 1702 01:23:24,131 --> 01:23:26,265 Lydia, you did it! 1703 01:23:26,266 --> 01:23:28,600 I can't believe it's 75 bucks! 1704 01:23:28,601 --> 01:23:30,370 You think I'm gonna give you my money? 1705 01:23:30,371 --> 01:23:32,173 - No. - See, you don't know me. 1706 01:23:33,173 --> 01:23:34,506 I'll let you have some. 1707 01:23:34,507 --> 01:23:36,142 Go fix your hair if you hate yourself, 1708 01:23:36,143 --> 01:23:37,609 and you're so desperate. 1709 01:23:37,610 --> 01:23:38,745 But I think it looks okay. 1710 01:23:38,746 --> 01:23:40,612 I don't care about my hair anymore. 1711 01:23:40,613 --> 01:23:42,293 You keep it. You earned it! 1712 01:23:53,293 --> 01:23:54,796 What are you doing? 1713 01:23:55,796 --> 01:23:57,274 What are you doing? 1714 01:24:08,274 --> 01:24:10,577 I don't care what the honkies are gonna say! 1715 01:24:10,578 --> 01:24:11,578 Yeah! 1716 01:24:11,579 --> 01:24:13,847 Those honkies can kiss my ass! 1717 01:24:14,814 --> 01:24:16,720 You look beautiful. 1718 01:24:39,172 --> 01:24:40,742 You don't have hair like that. 1719 01:24:41,742 --> 01:24:43,712 You'll never have hair like that. 1720 01:24:45,712 --> 01:24:47,582 Maybe you're good-looking... 1721 01:24:48,582 --> 01:24:49,582 and maybe you're not. 1722 01:24:51,217 --> 01:24:53,948 But you're still alive. 1723 01:25:23,350 --> 01:25:24,519 You can do it! 1724 01:25:25,519 --> 01:25:27,524 Yes! Come on! 1725 01:25:30,524 --> 01:25:31,858 You can do it, Jim! 1726 01:25:31,859 --> 01:25:34,266 - Come on, Dad, jump! - Yes, yes! 1727 01:25:42,403 --> 01:25:44,405 Come on, Dad, dump it! 1728 01:25:45,405 --> 01:25:46,405 Throw it away! 1729 01:25:47,373 --> 01:25:48,380 Come on, Dad! 1730 01:26:27,814 --> 01:26:28,854 You did it! 1731 01:26:33,854 --> 01:26:36,555 Look at your beautiful bald head! 1732 01:26:36,556 --> 01:26:38,359 You look like a dolphin. 1733 01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:40,828 Oh! 1734 01:26:46,567 --> 01:26:47,567 Come on, flipper. 121758