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[Marty sighs]
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[Marty] A family is
like a small business.
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And with a small business,
at times, there comes...
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- Transition.
- ...a bit of a transition.
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Thank you, Wendy.
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And... and whenever a small
business transitions,
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it's important to stay lean
and to not overextend.
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So when did the Marriott
become such a stretch?
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No, your father, he's just saying
we have to prioritize our spending.
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- That's all, Charlotte. That's all.
- He's not saying anything.
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Uh, so today, while your mom
is buying us a new house,
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uh, you two are to plant
yourselves here. That is your job.
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Everything we have of
value is in that room.
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[leaf blower whirring loudly]
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You're not gonna be honest with us?
Either of you?
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What are we doing here? Enough already!
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- Christ!
- [leaf blower stops]
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Sorry, man. We're just finishing
up breakfast. Thank you.
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No one goes in that room whose
last name is not Byrde.
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Understood?
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- Just nod.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. Shall we?
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And I'd love to not have to turn the
room upside down to find the clicker.
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That wasn't fun.
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Love you both.
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- [Wendy] Maybe I should get a job.
- [Marty] I don't think so, Wendy.
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Seven and a half bucks an hour is not
gonna put a dent in our problems.
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[Wendy] Oh, come on. I
have a Master's degree.
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[Marty] That you haven't used
since Charlotte was born.
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- [Wendy] So?
- [Marty] So?
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- What's our story for the kids?
- What do you mean?
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Well, they see this polite dance
that we're doing in front of them.
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They... they hear the
constant edge in your voice.
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Well, we could tell them the
truth, Wendy. How would that be?
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Oh, you know what, Marty?
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Before you get too comfortable
up there on your cross,
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and have your pity party, let me just...
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let me just jog your
memory for a minute.
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There was an innocent
man who was murdered.
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Gary.
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He was a good man.
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He... he only did good things
in this world. Not like Bruce.
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Gary was a father. He
had two grown sons.
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I never met them, but I...
I know he loved them.
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And... he was thrown off his balcony.
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For what?
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People cheat!
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They have sex with people
who they aren't married to.
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It happens. It's not unique.
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I was unhappy. You're not
exactly blameless in this.
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For this house, I want you to
find one as nice as possible,
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but as cheap as possible. I
want you to think starter home.
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We got $20,000 to our name. Just 20.
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So please, do not sign anything
without talking to me first.
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And we are not husband and wife...
anymore.
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We're just business partners. And
our job is to raise those kids.
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But you're absolutely right that
I share some blame for this.
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I should've caught Bruce.
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I was in charge of the numbers.
I should've seen it coming.
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But my mind was elsewhere, Wendy.
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You know, it's Saturday night...
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and your... your foxy
boxing, or your Zumba,
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or whatever the hell it is that costs
me a few hundred dollars every month,
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it ended two hours ago,
and there's no Wendy.
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Why does she get so
many texts every night?
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Why does she have to leave
the room to make a call?
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I wonder who's fucking my wife?
So that's my bad.
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And, no, I... I don't forget Gary.
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I don't forget how you
emptied our bank accounts
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when you knew I needed
that money, Wendy.
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You knew I needed it.
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And I doubt very, very much
that you did that by yourself,
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that you did that in a vacuum. So...
my memory's crystal clear.
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I was there. For all of it.
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In fact, the satisfying sound of
your lover smacking the pavement
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is the only thing that gets
me to sleep every night.
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Open the goddamn door!
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Hello?
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Excuse me, is there anybody here?
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[man moaning] Oh, yeah.
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Don't be shy, you know what to do.
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Come on, baby. It's all for
you, just gobble it up.
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Oh, yeah. Get after it.
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- [moans]
- Hey!
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Hey, um... [chuckles] I'm Sam Dermody.
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Uh, sorry, it's... You know, people
are out for lunch right now.
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- Um, but...
- [dog whines]
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Sorry, it keeps me
awake when nobody's...
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I could give a fuck.
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I need a house.
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Get yourself together.
Give your girl some water.
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- I'll meet you outside.
- Yeah, you got it.
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Hey, housekeeping?
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Yeah, no need to go in there. Thank you.
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How about the towels?
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You can just leave them
outside of the door.
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Thank you.
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I've been to the Windy City.
Oprah, December '97.
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Thought it'd be her Christmas show, you
know, the one with all the free swag?
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- [Marty] Mmm-hmm.
- [scoffs] No. Race.
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She traipses out a bunch
of colored folks,
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mad over what, I still
couldn't tell you.
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Police, I think. Walk a
mile in my Crocs, I say.
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[Marty] Yep.
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Past due business licenses. Deeds.
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Delinquent taxes.
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Bankruptcies, judgments, property
titles, liens and plat maps.
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All public record.
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If you need any copies, let me know.
Ten cents a page.
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Yeah, thank you. I'll be busy.
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Tell me again what it is you're doin'.
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I am an angel investor.
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I... I help turn around
struggling businesses.
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You intend to make money off of
businesses that aren't making any?
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In a roundabout way.
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Hmm.
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Best get some ice on that lip.
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Mm, yeah.
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There are a lot of innovative
ideas in self storage.
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You park your boat or put
your shit in a shed,
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lock it up and walk away.
What am I missing?
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Well, a lot of clichés are
clichés for good reason,
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and one of them is, "You
need money to make money,"
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in my opinion. Um, and
I could be that money.
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You would get to hold
on to 100% ownership.
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In return for what? [Sighs]
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Well, I would control the
finances, uh, the accounting,
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investment oversight...
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Stuff like that.
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I would get to recoup
100% on my investment.
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I'd get two-and-a-half percent of...
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- you know, the net profits.
- Mm.
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Sir, you are delinquent on...
on your property taxes...
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and you got those tenants
that are suing you.
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I think there's three of them, yeah?
Maybe this could work for both of us.
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Plus, I'll tell you what...
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I bet it would feel a lot better
if I wasn't just an investor,
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and I was also a client.
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I... I'm looking for
storage space myself.
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So, um, if that's a unit right
there, I will take that big one,
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and I will deal with whatever's
on the inside of it for...
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how about 75 bucks a month?
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What do you say?
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- Hundred.
- One hundred.
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"Got to spend money to make
money." That how that went?
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That's what I said. Yeah.
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All right.
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Court pays me to store evidence. [Sighs]
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Nobody claims it, I inherit it.
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Guy cut the tip of a pontoon
off, put it on a hinge.
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Thought he'd smuggle methamphetamines
to and fro across the lake.
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'Course, you put six tweakers on
a pontoon boat, all wild-eyed,
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and racing about, and yammering at once,
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bound to raise the eyebrow
of the Water Patrol.
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Not a fishing pole or a cooler
of soda pop for a cover.
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- Hm.
- Let that be a lesson to you.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
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Well, uh...
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Where you going? What about
our business arrangement?
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No arrangement. You rented
storage from me. End of story.
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Oh, come on now. Your operating
costs are fixed, sir.
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We could invest in stackable
storage, and refrigerated units...
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I'm an old dog. New tricks
don't appeal to me.
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Rent's due on the first, skipper.
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...cash investment where you,
uh, you really can build out
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and reinvest maybe, you
know, in a whole new boat.
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Could do a color here.
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If there's more product in here,
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and a little better lighting,
it will get more people in.
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The aesthetic can come up
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and then the clientele can come up a
little bit, and you'd be surprised...
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You know, your name's right here. Sir?
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You can put it right down here.
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[Sam stammering]
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[Marty] Come here. Okay.
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[Sam] Let's take a look at this bad boy.
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Okay. Yeah.
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[sighs]
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[inaudible]
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Manager wanted me to make sure you
still had one of these in your room.
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- Yeah, we're all set.
- Sure?
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It's chock-full of, uh...
[inhales sharply]
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...clever-sounding,
overly-judgmental one-liners.
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Yeah, look, Wyatt, is it?
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I really don't wanna have to
get you fired today, okay?
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Well, if you could, I'd
have to thank you.
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This job's my old man's idea.
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Something about "calluses
and character."
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Yeah, well, you're blowing
leaves, not hiding Anne Frank.
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I doubt that that argument resonates
with a Baptist Kansas City lawyer,
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but I'll give it a go.
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- Your dad's a lawyer?
- Yeah.
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We've got a, uh, summer home out here.
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And, uh, well, I'm going
to Mizzou in the fall.
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- Mm.
- Dad's not happy about my major,
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so he's hoping I'll have some, like,
come-to-Jesus summer and switch.
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- What about you?
- We're from Chicago.
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My dad's in finance, but
clearly he's just cheap.
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Anyway. [Clears throat] Three and I are
going wakeboarding in a little bit,
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if you guys wanna come along.
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Leaving in, like, 20 minutes.
I don't know.
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Better than sitting around here all day.
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- [sighs]
- Dad said to stay here.
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What? To guard three iPads
and a Pandora bracelet?
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Have at it.
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[Charlotte sighs]
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[Marty] It's very common for
someone to start a business
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because they have an
affinity for the product.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And that they not necessarily have
a very strong business model.
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It happens all the time, so...
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I like titties so I opened a titty bar.
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That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Or gentlemen's club, not sure
what you call it around here.
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- But it's...
- I call it a titty bar.
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You think you can do better?
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Well, I think that any business could
benefit from a set of fresh eyes,
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and my research tells me that
you have the only, um...
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- Titty bar.
- ...titty bar, sure,
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in the lake area, and yet you still...
you still seem to struggle,
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and I'm wondering what you could
do with an immediate loan
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and an updated business plan.
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I... I think that, uh, a
higher-caliber dancer
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would definitely translate
into a higher-paying customer.
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Is there any reason you can't have
beautiful women on your payroll?
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I don't think so.
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Beautiful girls won't work here.
I won't let 'em.
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Plain Janes with a work ethic?
That's my sweet spot right there.
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Or freak bait. [Sighs]
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Angie here is working on number four.
See, I own the stage.
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They pay me to climb up on
it, plus 25% of their tips.
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Ain't no payroll. All 1099s.
Independent contractors.
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No health insurance,
vacation time, 401(k)s,
236
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:10,182
social security, sick leave...
and no liability.
237
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,686
- But I want my 25%. Read me?
- Uh-huh. Loud and clear.
238
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,064
- Listen, this is...
- How much you got?
239
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,695
- $100,000, uh, to start.
- You got more? 150, maybe 200?
240
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,699
Yeah, sure I can. Of course I can.
Um, yeah.
241
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,203
I'd need to, obviously, recoup 100%
of my investment as soon as possible,
242
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,301
- and then I'd have two...
- Twenty-five percent.
243
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,528
Sorry?
244
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,209
My cut...
245
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,669
for washing your money.
246
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,089
What you're doing, ain't it?
247
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,842
- I... I don't think you really...
- Hey!
248
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,095
Don't you play me, Mr. Byrde.
249
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,056
Got me a real big temper.
250
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,141
You do not wanna see
it get away from me.
251
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,810
We're done here.
252
00:14:58,981 --> 00:14:59,982
[Sam] All righty.
253
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:05,321
All right. So... it was built in '75.
254
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:11,828
You got... 2,500 square feet,
255
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:16,416
not to mention 350
feet of lake frontage.
256
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,376
You got two sea docks.
257
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,922
- No way I can afford this.
- [car door closes]
258
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,218
- Hey, Sam.
- [Sam] Hey, Buddy.
259
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,096
Actually, it's under your budget.
260
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,136
[boat engine revs]
261
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,932
[Wyatt] Yeah, I'd, uh,
invite you in, but...
262
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,101
- my old man's in a mood right now.
- [Charlotte] Huh.
263
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,563
[Wyatt] Wants me to study
law and work for him.
264
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,148
Thinks journalism's a worthless degree.
265
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,734
- [Charlotte sighs] Isn't it?
- Probably.
266
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,487
- Everyone ready?
- [Charlotte] Yeah.
267
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,879
[man on TV] The great white shark's
teeth develop in many layered rows.
268
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,174
While the shark may use
only 50 at any given time,
269
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,343
hundreds more of the shark's serrated...
270
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,117
[Buddy] Basement's finished.
I'll take that.
271
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,911
You and yours can have the rest.
272
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,291
I don't drive much but when I do,
I don't want to be hemmed in.
273
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711
So, wait... [stammers] You
want to remain in the house?
274
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,170
[Buddy groans] Sam...
275
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,965
Sorry, Buddy. I didn't have time
to explain that to her. Um...
276
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,010
- I've got a bad heart.
- [Sam] Yeah.
277
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:20,141
I need a new one. But I'm
82, so I'm not getting one.
278
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,604
My cardiologist tells me
that I've got a year...
279
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,314
eighteen months, tops.
280
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,903
He's a dot head, but other than that
I've no reason to doubt the man.
281
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,905
Um... I'm sorry.
282
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,493
[grunts] I'm selling the
place under the condition
283
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:43,122
that I be allowed to
live here until I die.
284
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:48,085
I have a hot plate and a
fridge I can move downstairs.
285
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,297
Any luck, we can go weeks
without seeing each other.
286
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,423
[Wendy chuckles]
287
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,216
Well, there it is.
288
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,680
I understand it's an unusual condition,
289
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,598
and I've priced the
property to reflect that.
290
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,315
- How many kids do you have?
- Two. Girl and a boy.
291
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,692
How old's the girl?
292
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,570
Fifteen.
293
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,605
Why?
294
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,201
Oh, we're on a septic tank
here, not a sewer line.
295
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,705
If she's gonna chuck her
period plugs down the crapper,
296
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,874
you're gonna foot the Roto-Rooter
bill when the tank backs up.
297
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,794
I beg your pardon. Period plugs?
298
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:36,383
I have terminal heart disease, ma'am.
Since 2012.
299
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:40,346
I believe in being direct.
That's not a problem, is it?
300
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,823
No.
301
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,057
No problem.
302
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,730
Well, been very nice meeting you.
303
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:53,567
If this isn't for you, let's
say our goodbyes, shall we?
304
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,362
If it is, great.
305
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,240
Let's call the decider to sign off.
306
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,951
- [Wendy] Who?
- Your husband.
307
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,788
- [Wendy] Ah.
- [Sam] We'll give you a call.
308
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,083
Let me ask you something.
309
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,544
Your heart...
310
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,463
a year?
311
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,841
Yeah, a year.
312
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,385
Eighteen months.
313
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,763
["Dear love of mine" playing]
314
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,789
♪ I'm sittin' down ♪
315
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,334
♪ Sittin' down in my home ♪
316
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,171
♪ Dear love of mine ♪
317
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,716
♪ Please come here alone ♪
318
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,677
♪ How many nights ♪
319
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,972
♪ We were burning so ♪
320
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,767
♪ Dear love of mine ♪
321
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,311
- [siren wailing]
- Come on.
322
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,064
[Charlotte] What's going on?
323
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,607
[Wyatt] Here, put this on.
324
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,736
This isn't your boat, is it?
325
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,656
The house? College? Any of it?
326
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,284
- Hey!
- Snug enough?
327
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,245
For what? Wyatt, stop!
What are you doing?
328
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,623
♪ And this love of mine ♪
329
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,876
♪ She was on the phone ♪
330
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,922
♪ You don't know why ♪
331
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,966
♪ But you're like a stone ♪
332
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,427
♪ Cold, different, changed ♪
333
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,472
♪ Once she loved you so ♪
334
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,892
♪ She will hate you now ♪
335
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,145
♪ When it's time to go ♪
336
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,568
- Hi, I'm Jonah.
- I'm Tuck.
337
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,905
[Jonah] Can I see the knife?
338
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,827
Isn't it cool? You can have it.
339
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,662
- You sure?
- Positive.
340
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,167
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.
341
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,089
[Marty] $1,575 for a propeller.
342
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,007
[sheriff] Stainless steel speed prop.
343
00:22:22,748 --> 00:22:25,552
Seems your daughter and her friends
parked a little too close to shore.
344
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,888
They're not her friends.
345
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,056
Yeah, and she didn't know
that this boat was stolen.
346
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,309
She thought a teenager running a
leaf blower at a prom night motel
347
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,604
lived in a $5 million home?
Drove a $90,000 boat?
348
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,775
- Do you know who they are?
- Wyatt Langmore and his brother, Three.
349
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,153
Now, joyriding's not usually their MO,
350
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,531
but trust me when I tell you
they can't afford to pay.
351
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,741
- And you're assuming we will?
- Mm-hmm.
352
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,869
Charlotte painted a picture to my
deputy of a girl of some privilege.
353
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,705
Private school education. Suburban home.
354
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,251
I'm guessing that your
current choice in lodging
355
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,712
is a reflection of frugality
rather than necessity.
356
00:23:01,156 --> 00:23:02,225
A guessing game.
357
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,614
- That's fun. Can I try?
- Marty...
358
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,717
- Please.
- Um, I'm thinking
359
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,887
that arresting the white trash
that almost killed my daughter
360
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,808
and extracting the truth is
hard, time-consuming work.
361
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:17,063
Work which, if given a choice,
like us, you'd gladly forego.
362
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,247
- [Wendy] Marty...
- [clears throat]
363
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,880
So, uh, my guess
364
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,800
is that this all comes down to
simple, run-of-the-mill laziness.
365
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,278
- Shut up, Marty.
- How's that?
366
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,863
What happened there?
367
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:39,293
I have 1,150 miles of shoreline
to patrol and eight boats.
368
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,046
I care about the taxpaying
citizens of this county,
369
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,548
and the tourism dollar
upon which they depend.
370
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,218
So...
371
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,680
to those intent on leaving a
light economic footprint,
372
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,476
staying in the cheapest possible places,
sucking the tit of this department,
373
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,895
while criticizing me in the
prosecution of my duties,
374
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,857
I say, "Go... to fucking Branson."
375
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,486
That's great.
376
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,696
Now, let's finish booking
Charlotte, shall we?
377
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,699
Are you an appointed or an
elected official, Sheriff?
378
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,076
Elected.
379
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,122
And do the... the Langmores vote?
380
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,874
Not historically. No, ma'am.
381
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,959
I would think that votes would
be valuable around here.
382
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,211
Do they pay taxes?
383
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,496
[clicks tongue]
384
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,292
We do.
385
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,527
Both.
386
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,271
And?
387
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,765
- I put a deposit down on a home.
- We're looking for a home.
388
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,768
[sheriff] Well...
389
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,437
welcome.
390
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,150
You're lucky that Charlotte didn't
get mixed up with Ruth Langmore.
391
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,611
She's 19. Smart. Mean.
392
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:50,906
As a criminal, her
potential's as yet untapped.
393
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:56,287
Bill? Hey, uh, you wanna pick
up the, uh, brothers Langmore,
394
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,080
Wyatt and Three?
395
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:02,834
Yeah, they're living with their dad,
Russ. His trailer's in the cove. Right.
396
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,422
- Sheriff, you have a picture of Ruth?
- Yeah.
397
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,056
She is a B and E magician.
398
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:19,560
Don't put down anything around
her that you're fond of.
399
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:28,978
[Marty] Hey.
400
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,989
Why do I buy you a phone
if you don't answer it?
401
00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:33,853
It's charging.
402
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,577
[sighs]
403
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,207
Who cleaned up in here?
Did you let somebody in?
404
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,792
- No, I did it.
- You did?
405
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,295
- Yes.
- Well, thank you. Sorry.
406
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,506
Everything okay?
407
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,554
Where'd you get this?
408
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:58,557
A friend.
409
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,519
I... I went for a short walk.
410
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,151
I took the computers
and bracelet with me.
411
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,586
Okay. Jonah, outside.
412
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,381
Come on. Come, come on. Go, go. Please.
413
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,509
- Jonah, come on. Come on, hurry.
- What?
414
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:43,685
[sighs]
415
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,318
[Marty] Yeah, no, you mentioned that,
but what about their cousin, Ruth?
416
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,987
[sheriff] She lives with
her uncles, Russ and Boyd.
417
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:58,074
They haven't seen Ruth and the boys
since this morning. Something missing?
418
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,328
Uh, no. Uh-uh.
419
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:03,539
Everything is fine, Sheriff. Thank you.
420
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,960
[door unlocks, opens]
421
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,588
[door closes]
422
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,308
Mom says that girl took something.
423
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,352
[sniffles] That she's cousins
with those two assholes.
424
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,771
Do I ask that much of you, Charlotte?
425
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,109
I don't, do I?
426
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,322
[sniffles]
427
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:40,242
I know where they might have gone. I
just don't know how to get there.
428
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,328
[sniffles]
429
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:46,248
- Whatcha fishing for, son?
- I'm open to suggestions.
430
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,834
[Marty] Thank you.
431
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,419
[man grunts] There you go.
432
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,714
- [Marty] Catfish. Great.
- Yeah.
433
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,757
- Thank you.
- You need some ice with that?
434
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,509
Yes, ice, please.
435
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,347
[man 2] Twist right for
fast, left for slow.
436
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,268
If you get back after dark,
just tie it up good for me.
437
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,516
Yep, you got it.
438
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,218
- $100 bill. There you go.
- Thank you.
439
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,647
Uh, excuse me, sir?
440
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:15,236
Can I give you $100 for, uh,
for those five catfish?
441
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,862
- Yeah.
- Not going fishing?
442
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,196
Uh, I am going fishing. Sure.
443
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,575
I'm just, uh... just getting
off to a good start, you know?
444
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:22,659
Here we go.
445
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,177
[indistinct chatter]
446
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,312
[Wyatt] You wouldn't even
have been able to get in
447
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,231
if we hadn't got her out, Ruth.
448
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:37,484
[Ruth] You didn't get the little
dipshit brother outta there, did you?
449
00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:41,112
No. You did not. I had to
wait for him to leave.
450
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,977
[Boyd] I'd a been a
sight more comfortable
451
00:29:44,002 --> 00:29:46,559
with a couple grand and a Handycam.
452
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,246
[Ruth] The point is, Uncle Boyd,
that much cash money's ill-gotten.
453
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,624
We got as much right to it as he does.
454
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,875
No, you do not.
455
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,211
- That is my money and I'm taking it.
- The fuck you are!
456
00:29:56,295 --> 00:30:00,048
Relax! Relax. Just tell
me one thing, okay?
457
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,344
What do you think you're gonna
do with all of that cash?
458
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,137
Can't just stick it in
that hole behind a urinal
459
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,889
in whatever the hell
place this is, okay?
460
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,600
And you can't put it in a bank.
461
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,218
These guys file cash
transaction reports to the IRS
462
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:13,878
for any deposits over $10,000.
463
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,439
So forget about the bank.
464
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,692
Can't go shopping for some fancy
truck or something. Not with cash.
465
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,277
IRS'll be on your front doorstep
first thing in the morning.
466
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:25,073
All that is there is a lifetime
supply of groceries and gas.
467
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,408
That's all it is.
468
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,909
- Fuckin' A.
- Shut up.
469
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:28,994
[Marty] That's mine.
470
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,788
And, technically, I'm
only responsible for it.
471
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,916
Whose money is it? Technically?
472
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,919
His name is Omar Navarro. Does
that mean anything to you?
473
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,260
- No. Who the fuck is a Omar Navarro?
- Well, it should.
474
00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:42,466
- He's a guy you need to worry about.
- [Three] Who is...
475
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,217
- Omar Navarro.
- ...Omar Navarro.
476
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,428
- What do you mean, technically?
- [automated voice] Checking.
477
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,265
Technically, it's not my money. It's
his and I'm... responsible for it.
478
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,976
- [Wyatt] Oh, fuck me.
- So you need to think this through.
479
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,317
- You get it?
- [Boyd] No. No, I don't think so.
480
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:04,530
Guy who runs a drug
cartel's a smart man.
481
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,616
He wouldn't trust damn near $3
million to someone like you.
482
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,909
Oh, he trusted me with eight.
483
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,161
There's five more million
under the bed at that motel
484
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,246
in a couple of duffel
bags and a suitcase.
485
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:16,917
You guys need to know how big
this mistake you're making is.
486
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,336
You have $8 million of
some drug kingpin's money?
487
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:21,880
- That's right.
- Why?
488
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,298
Don't worry about that.
489
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,991
The only question you guys need to
be asking is are you murderers?
490
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:28,512
You steal that money, you're
gonna have to kill me.
491
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,931
'Cause there's another man
who works for Mr. Navarro,
492
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,475
a very serious man... and
he's gonna come to town.
493
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,811
He's gonna ask me where that money is.
And if I'm still alive,
494
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,480
I'm gonna have to tell him
that the Langmores stole it.
495
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,900
At which point he's gonna find
someone with your last name
496
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:45,195
and start removing their skin
until he locates the rest of you.
497
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,115
So you decide, right now, once
and for all, are you killers?
498
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,955
You know, a case could be made that...
499
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,916
the disappearance of Mr. Byrde
500
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:02,754
and the redistribution of this money...
constitutes a good thing.
501
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:07,383
He's aiding and abetting
the sale of drugs.
502
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:09,094
- [Russ] Mm-hmm.
- Oh, boy.
503
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:14,975
Who knows how much pain
and misery he's caused?
504
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,310
- Would cause.
- Would cause.
505
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,688
To kids, even.
506
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:26,820
Okay.
507
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:32,909
No, we won't be buying new cars
and trucks off the lot. Fine.
508
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:37,247
But Merle'd be happy to sell us
lightly used for cash, would he not?
509
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,331
Oh, yeah.
510
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:45,213
You think the IRS radar's
up the 70-inch Samsungs?
511
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,549
I think not.
512
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:53,388
We're never ever going to get
another opportunity like this.
513
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,226
Who's the weak link here? Hmm?
Who's got the big mouth?
514
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:02,355
Who's the weak link with the big
mouth and dates the trashy women
515
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:06,317
and drinks too much with the trashy men?
Who is it?
516
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,139
Who's the irresponsible one
517
00:33:08,164 --> 00:33:11,906
that's gonna burn through
theirs in, like, five years?
518
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,159
They're gonna come asking you
for a little bit of yours
519
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,745
and what are you gonna
tell that person? Hmm?
520
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,748
You gonna tell them, "No"?
What happens then?
521
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:24,763
Do they threaten to rat you out for
stealing the money and killing me?
522
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,339
'Cause, don't forget, for all
this to work, you gotta kill me.
523
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,343
And did you know that Missouri
has the death penalty?
524
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:37,432
So... unless you're prepared
to kill a family member
525
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,601
to keep yourself off death row,
526
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:44,565
you're looking at constant,
continuous, relentless pursuit
527
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,191
for the rest of your life.
528
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,151
- [sighs] Yeah. I'm out.
- [Marty] Yeah.
529
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,324
- Three.
- Oh, yeah.
530
00:33:49,371 --> 00:33:50,445
Good choice.
531
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,323
- [Three] I'm sorry about Charlotte.
- Not good enough.
532
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:57,493
- We're taking a hundred grand.
- Mr. Navarro will take it back.
533
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,788
- Fifty, then.
- He'll take that, too.
534
00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,458
- Thirty.
- Nope.
535
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,878
We're taking $20,000. Get 20...
536
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:08,880
That's a mistake.
537
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,174
[Russ] ...for our trouble
and dashed expectations.
538
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,358
- [Ruth chuckles]
- Okeydoke.
539
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,385
- Deal with it.
- You deal with it.
540
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,098
Or you can tell Mr. Navarro the truth.
541
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,892
You are a poor steward of his money.
542
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,310
I'll let him know.
543
00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:25,769
[Russ] Come on.
544
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,456
Almost got that done, didn't I?
545
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:50,171
Why do I have this feeling we both
know that you'd be better off dead?
546
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,650
- [indistinct radio chatter]
- [helicopter whirring]
547
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,407
[officer on radio] Route 78.
Three miles south of I-80.
548
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,044
[indistinct chatter]
549
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,901
[Petty exhaling sharply]
550
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,073
[grunting]
551
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,495
[Evans] Well?
552
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,210
The jawbone was Hanson Sr.'s...
553
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,048
but I guarantee you, if the rest
of that ooze could take shape...
554
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,510
you'd find Bruce Liddell in there, too.
555
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,516
And you're transferring to Missouri?
556
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,812
That's where Martin Byrde is. [Sniffles]
557
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,022
[weights clattering]
558
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,690
Alive and well, swiping his Amex.
559
00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:16,317
How are we gonna do this?
560
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:20,906
[sighs]
561
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,409
Byrde liquidates his business.
562
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,829
Somebody does the same to Bruce.
563
00:37:29,518 --> 00:37:30,540
[sighs]
564
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:34,085
He jerks his family from Chicago
and $8 million from the bank,
565
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,296
transporting both to southern Missouri.
566
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:39,800
Why?
567
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,094
That money was clean. Taxes were paid.
568
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:47,682
If he was scared of us freezing it, he'd
just wire it into offshore oblivion.
569
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,685
He needs that money. For
what, I do not know, but...
570
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:53,563
it'll be illegal.
571
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,400
And I'm gonna catch him.
572
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,510
And when I do, he'll tell
me exactly how and where
573
00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:05,034
the cartels are laundering that money,
at which point I'll seize it. All of it.
574
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,080
And then my career will be made.
575
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,291
That's how I'm gonna do it.
576
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,711
You and me.
577
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,298
Have you thought about how
we're going to do this?
578
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:22,717
We're not.
579
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,099
[Petty clears throat]
580
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,477
[sighs]
581
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,164
[softly] Who loves his little girl?
582
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,251
[Charlotte sighs softly]
583
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,389
- [softly] Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
584
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,765
Where you going?
585
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,775
I just have to go somewhere.
586
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,363
I want you to go back to sleep, okay?
587
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,288
I'm sorry I left yesterday.
588
00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:17,916
I know.
589
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,002
It's okay.
590
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,673
I made a friend.
591
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,635
His name is Tuck.
592
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,515
And he works at the Blue Cat Lodge.
593
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,644
Nobody stays in the lodge or...
594
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,232
eats in the restaurant
or drinks at the bar.
595
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,195
That's your kind of place, right, Dad?
596
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,035
Go back to sleep, okay? I love you.
597
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:56,997
I love you, too.
598
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,806
You know, someday you're
gonna have a little boy.
599
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,731
And I hope that you're as
proud of him as I am of you.
600
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:30,738
[Jonah] Okay.
601
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,865
Okay.
602
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,411
Go to sleep.
603
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,220
[Marty] The insurance payout
is a million dollars.
604
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:55,846
- Okay?
- Marty, you got the money back.
605
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,016
- You take the kids today...
- You... you won.
606
00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,434
- ...and live off the credit card.
- You won.
607
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,062
I didn't win. How did I win?
608
00:42:03,508 --> 00:42:05,385
I lost everything.
609
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,986
We have nothing.
610
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,158
If I'm dead, we have something.
It's simple.
611
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:18,536
You take the kids today and
you live off the credit cards
612
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,726
- until the insurance pays out.
- You're not thinking straight.
613
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:22,415
Then you take that money
and you start over.
614
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,624
You just need more time.
615
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,544
No, I don't, Wendy. This was a dodge.
This was a lie.
616
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,339
No one can wash $8 million down here.
617
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:30,840
Not in three months.
618
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:35,136
And when Del gets his $8 million
back, he'll be whole...
619
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,348
and if he knows that I'm dead,
I don't think that he...
620
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,475
I mean, he's got no reason to, uh...
621
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,353
To what?
622
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,605
He has... He has no reason to kill...
to kill us?
623
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,066
Yeah, I don't think that he will.
Why would he?
624
00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:50,568
- You don't have to do this.
- I know.
625
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:52,151
- Listen.
- You don't. You don't have to...
626
00:42:52,176 --> 00:42:54,155
On this piece of paper is Del's e-mail.
627
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,450
And underneath it is an address
and the number of a storage unit.
628
00:42:57,533 --> 00:43:00,620
And that's where his money is.
That's where he'll find it.
629
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,455
In three hours, I want
you to call the sheriff,
630
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:05,875
and I want you to tell the
sheriff that I haven't come back
631
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,710
- and that you're worried.
- Marty...
632
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,714
I was hiking on Horseshoe
Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff.
633
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:14,884
- Okay? Can you say that?
- [whimpers]
634
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,178
- Say that. Say that to me. Come on.
- Horseshoe...
635
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:20,140
- Horseshoe Bend. Near Sweetwater Bluff.
- [crying] Horseshoe Bend...
636
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:24,394
I was hiking on Horseshoe
Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff.
637
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,146
Sweetwater...
638
00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:28,314
Okay.
639
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,775
That's where they're gonna find me
640
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:34,237
and then I want you to e-mail Del and I
want you to do it immediately, okay?
641
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,406
Because if somebody
else finds that money,
642
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:39,575
if somebody else goes poking
around that storage place...
643
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:42,328
Marty. Marty, don't do this.
644
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:44,079
Don't. Do not do this.
645
00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:45,623
[continues indistinctly]
646
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,209
[inaudible]
647
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,885
[dialing phone]
648
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:05,601
[Bob] Hello?
649
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:08,146
Hey, Bob. Good morning.
It's Marty Byrde.
650
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,023
I've got a little bit of a
random question for you.
651
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:16,696
Have you, by chance, ever handled
any life insurance investigations?
652
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,864
A couple dozen. Why?
653
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:21,909
Okay, good. 'Cause I've got this friend
654
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:27,498
and he is looking for an
answer, or statistics, really,
655
00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:31,294
on how often carriers deny claims
656
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:36,924
if there's any suspicion that the
policy holder has committed suicide.
657
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,863
Does this client have an actual
claim that's been denied
658
00:44:43,888 --> 00:44:45,790
or is he just curious?
659
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,311
I think he just wants to
know how often the...
660
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,439
the claim is paid out
after the investigation.
661
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:56,236
Uh, yeah, how, how many times they
follow through with the payment.
662
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:59,822
Uh, you know, I guess
a percentage, maybe?
663
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:03,409
I'm not sure. I mean, what can
I tell him? What do you think?
664
00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:07,580
Uh, 85% or... or 70%? Is it...
Is it less?
665
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:11,292
If it's an individual by himself, any
death, it's gonna be investigated.
666
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:13,336
Sure, that's understandable.
667
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:16,130
Um, but if it's an actual accident.
668
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,633
If it's a car accident, if it's...
669
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,593
I don't know, I don't
know what it would be.
670
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:23,053
[stammers] If it's hiking or if it's...
671
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,765
It would depend. Now, this client...
672
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,225
say he's maybe had recent
financial problems
673
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:32,647
or demonstrated unusual behavior,
like quitting his job suddenly.
674
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:38,944
Or... if maybe he had a
spouse who'd been unfaithful.
675
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,284
That's all ammunition the
insurance company would use
676
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,286
to try and not pay out.
677
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,120
Yeah, yeah, so...
678
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,623
would you put it at, like, 50%?
679
00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,967
Bob? Is it less than 50?
680
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,638
I can't give you numbers.
681
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,394
Mr. Byrde?
682
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,020
[sighs]
683
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,148
Thanks so much for your help.
684
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:53,478
[Wendy stammering]
Yes, yes, I know. I...
685
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,105
I'm sure I'm worrying over nothing.
It's just he...
686
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,690
He doesn't know the roads here.
687
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,193
Exactly. That's all I ask.
688
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,448
All right. Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you.
689
00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:10,327
[sniffles]
690
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:15,750
- [door unlocks, opens]
- [Jonah] Hey, Dad.
691
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,585
- [Marty] Where's your mom?
- [door closes]
692
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,256
[breathing heavily]
693
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,719
Did you send the e-mail?
694
00:47:30,404 --> 00:47:31,591
Good.
695
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,144
Good.
696
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,026
I wasn't thinking straight.
697
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,954
[sobbing]
698
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:02,982
Hey, pal.
699
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,300
Tell me more about the Blue Cat Lodge.
700
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:26,570
- [woman] What do you want?
- [Marty] What do you want?
701
00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:29,949
Go on. Get up. I got shit to do.
Come on.
702
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,575
Up, up. Come on.
703
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,370
Miss Garrison, I don't know
anything about your business.
704
00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:39,166
Therefore I have no suggestions
on how to improve it.
705
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:42,503
I invest in people, not businesses.
706
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:45,506
I look for people that are
passionate about what they do,
707
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,968
and for some reason, they
haven't found success.
708
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:52,472
And I know money. I know
how to make it work.
709
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,057
I know how to get it.
710
00:48:55,766 --> 00:49:01,105
I have it... and I'm willing
to invest it in you.
711
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:03,899
[chuckles]
712
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:09,530
Look, uh, Marty, I know this angle.
713
00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:12,700
You invest. Hmm?
714
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,661
And then we go and we
remodel some units.
715
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,290
And come June, business
improves incrementally...
716
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,752
and I take a little more money.
717
00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:25,045
And then July rolls around,
a little more money,
718
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:27,339
but it's advertising for the Fourth.
719
00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:30,050
And then a few more units are rented...
720
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:34,388
and it's better than nothing,
but it's still not enough
721
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,391
to service the debt on the
loan I already owe the bank.
722
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,394
A loan secured by the
mortgage on this property.
723
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,105
That old chestnut.
724
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:48,569
And then, before you
know it, it's Labor Day
725
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:51,488
and I'm in hock to you and the bank
726
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:55,284
and you force a sale, recoup
your investment with interest.
727
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:59,288
I don't need you for that, Marty, 'cause
I can fuck things up all by myself.
728
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,998
So get out.
729
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,208
Now.
730
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,252
[alarm chirps]
731
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:23,020
Shit, I don't know. I do know
that he has a kitty named Henry.
732
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:27,983
Tuck, you are, without a doubt, the
biggest retard I've ever seen.
733
00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:30,069
[country music playing on radio]
734
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:32,947
Hey.
735
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:36,576
Don't use that word. What the
hell's the matter with you?
736
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:39,829
- Did you say something to me?
- You can't use that word. Ever.
737
00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:43,540
You telling me what I can and can't say?
738
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:46,085
Yeah. I give that lesson to my
kids, they get it right away.
739
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,837
You got about 20 years on both of them
740
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,873
and you still don't know
you can't say that shit?
741
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:05,938
I mean, why does he have to feel
bad just so you can feel good?
742
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:10,359
Plus, when you disrespect him,
you disrespect this whole place.
743
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:12,533
And you might be able to get
away with that kind of crap
744
00:51:12,558 --> 00:51:15,854
at the dive bars you're used
to going to, but not here.
745
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,324
I won't tolerate it.
746
00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:21,078
- [man] You won't tolerate it?
- That's right.
747
00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:26,917
I won't... tolerate it.
748
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,932
[Marty] Now hang on a second.
749
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,810
You take a big deep breath, 'cause
I want you to look at something.
750
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:49,314
That wall's got about 50
years' worth of photographs.
751
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,483
One specifically, this one right here,
752
00:51:51,566 --> 00:51:53,642
with the kid and his dad
and that great big fish.
753
00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:54,987
Bartender, can I see that picture there
754
00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,947
with the kid and his
dad and that big fish?
755
00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,448
That's it. Thank you.
756
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,620
Now, this is an illusion.
Whoever took this photo
757
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:06,957
told this kid to push this fish forward
so it'd look bigger in the picture
758
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,961
because he wanted to make this memory as
special as possible, because he cared.
759
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:12,755
That happens here.
760
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,592
And you want to disrespect that?
I don't think so.
761
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:22,181
Now I want you to apologize
to that young man right now.
762
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,394
You miserable, redneck...
763
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:30,856
cocksucker.
764
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,590
Who is that?
765
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:00,803
[Wendy] That is Buddy Dieker.
766
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,554
Who?
767
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:09,269
Mr. Dieker will be living in the
basement for a year... give or take.
768
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,564
Mom, what are we doing here?
769
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,279
[sighs]
770
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:22,741
Your father's laundering money
for a Mexican drug cartel.
771
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,162
I shit you not.
772
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:30,875
Hello, Mr. Dieker!
773
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:36,520
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