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Previously on Lucifer...
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You're the Lord of Hell,
for crying out loud.
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I'm retired, Maze. I've
got nothing but time.
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How could you possibly help me?
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I have the ability to draw
out people's forbidden desires.
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I got it. The name,
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the whole Lucifer thing,
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and desire's like your superpower.
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It's more like a gift from God, really.
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I saw Lucifer do some
things that I can't explain.
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Is Lucifer a magician?
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That's sort of what I'm
trying to figure out.
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You were once the brightest
of all of God's angels.
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And now, your time here on Earth
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is affecting you, dear brother.
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You're changing.
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My life is change.
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- What are you doing here?
- Ooh, how's your ex? Detective Douche?
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You like working with
the detective, don't you?
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I told you, I'm good at punishing people.
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Nay, I'm the best at punishing bad people.
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Yeah, well, I think you don't
just enjoy punishing the bad guys.
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I think you're starting to like
seeking justice for the good ones.
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♪ ♪
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♪ The trees stood like knives ♪
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♪ And claimed us for their own ♪
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♪ I'm sold down the river ♪
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♪ Before I knew I had enough ♪
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♪ Before I knew ♪
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- (gunshot)
- ♪ I'd sink deeper ♪
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♪ Than where you'll stop... ♪
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(grunting)
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He's the Devil!
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He's the Devil!
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♪ Stop ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Stop ♪
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♪ Stop, stop, stop. ♪
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(clattering)
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♪ ♪
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- (thump)
- (gasps)
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Lucifer?
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Well,
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good morning, Detective.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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- Setting the table.
- You broke into my house?
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Yes, well, I hope you don't
mind, but I made a little brekkie.
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You were taking forever in the shower.
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What do you do in there?
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You are unbelievable!
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Oh, thank you, but it's you
who should take the compliment.
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Really kept things up since Hot
Tub High School, haven't we?
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Ding-dong.
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(sighs) I want to shoot you.
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Tease. Do it.
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I'm immortal, remember?
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Uh, do you have any truffle oil?
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Lucifer, get out of my house now.
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- We haven't eaten yet.
- Out.
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Well, don't we need to
discuss the next case?
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There is no next case.
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- What?
- Out.
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We're already late, so let's go.
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Lucifer!
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Yeah.
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What in God's name are you doing here?
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Nothing in his name.
Here on my own, actually.
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BEATRICE: Did you and
Mommy have a sleepover?
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CHLOE: No. No. Absolutely not, no.
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What are you guys doing here anyway?
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She left her bird report here.
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- BEATRICE: Want to see?
- Um, not really.
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Here, have a snack, child.
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Are you sleeping with this idiot?
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She hasn't had the
pleasure, unfortunately, no.
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Okay, everybody out.
Trixie has to get to school.
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I got to get to work. Come on, out, please.
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No, no, no, no, no, you
can't throw me out again.
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Again?
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So this is a habit.
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- Yes, shocking, isn't it?
- No.
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Never been thrown out of
anywhere before in my life.
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Well, except for Heaven, of course.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine.
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But somebody please flip the
omelet if it's not already ruined.
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Hey, Dan, I'm...
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Really, Chloe?
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I'm disappointed in you.
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Black is the Devil,
dark is the night... ♪
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Good. Right, you're here.
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- Um, I need to chat.
- Lucifer, we don't have an appointment.
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Something very disturbing's just happened.
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It's horrific, really.
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Uh, for the second time,
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I've been thrown out of a woman's house.
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- Okay, sorry, uh, Lu...
- I mean, I'm starting to wonder
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if the detective has some
sort of biological dysfunction.
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- Lucifer.
- 'Cause, I mean, I appeal
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to the feral urge in all women.
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Certainly, well, certainly you
can attest to that, can't you?
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Uh, Lucifer, stop.
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Yes, of course, sorry. Payment first.
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Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No! No!
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Hmm?
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Lucifer, this is George.
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George, Lucifer.
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Lucifer, George.
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(chuckles softly)
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Oops.
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- Dan, if you're here to scold me...
- No.
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I just got off the phone
with the lieutenant.
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There's a case.
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Day four.
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Down to three meat sticks,
a half a bottle of water,
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217 miles to L.A.
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I'm not sure we're gonna make it,
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'cause my brother drives
like a narcoleptic old lady.
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Say hi, Grandma!
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(laughs)
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No, that's our only nourishment!
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DAN: Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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Just turned 22.
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She went missing catering
a Players' Club event.
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Players' Club?
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It's one of those skeezy
pickup artist groups.
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You know, that teach
geeks how to be sex gods.
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Got it.
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Lindsay was last seen
talking to the lead scumbag.
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The founder, Carver Cruz.
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So he was interrogated?
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Yep, but his lawyer did all the talking.
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And with no proof, we're stuck.
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But there's a Players'
seminar and after-party today.
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And you need to go undercover.
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Why me? I'm homicide.
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Because you're our best way in.
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- I am?
- Apparently these events
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are pretty exclusive, and
when I saw the guest list,
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I recognized one of the names.
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I guess a lot of high-end
club owners are invited.
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Oh, come on.
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No. You're kidding.
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(chuckles) I wish I was.
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- Lucifer's on the list?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, of course he is.
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(sighs)
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Look...
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the last thing I want is the guy I found
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making my half-naked wife
breakfast this morning
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spending more time with her,
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separated or not.
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But...
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This is the best option.
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I wouldn't ask, but I just keep thinking,
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what if this was our daughter?
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The detective seems
like a very lovely woman.
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Well, I suppose, but still, she's human.
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Why is she able to refuse my charms?
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I mean, is this thing on?
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Yes, yes.
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Definitely on.
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(sighs)
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It's not that you're afraid that
you don't have power over Chloe.
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It's that you're afraid
that she has power over you,
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but neither one is true.
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- No?
- No.
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People don't have power over us.
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We give it to them.
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You have to take your power back.
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Right, go on.
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You say she's nothing special, but
I think you've put her on a pedestal.
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You need to really get to know her,
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warts and all. (chuckles)
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I'm sure she has some.
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(chuckles)
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So, (clears throat) demystify her
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by bringing her back
down to your own level.
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You're right.
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It's not her, it's me.
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I need to take back control.
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I need to behave like I always have.
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Good. So you understand.
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Yes.
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Yes. (chuckles)
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I mean, it seems obvious now, actually.
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I need to have sex with her.
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Uh... no, uh, that's not what I said.
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No, no, no, you're a genius. I mean,
that's the best way to lose interest, right?
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Right. Good-o.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, love.
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Oh, sure.
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- Payment next time, okay?
- Uh...
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Um...
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CHLOE: Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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Mm-hmm.
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She's been missing almost three full days.
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Right, so just ask me one more time.
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Lucifer, there's a girl missing.
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(chuckles) Yes, it's just not every day
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someone kicks you out of your house,
then three hours later asks you on a date.
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It's not a date. It's a work thing.
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- Oh.
- And are you gonna help me or not?
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All right.
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But only 'cause it coincides
perfectly with my own plan.
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And what plan is that?
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Well, to have sex with you, of course.
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(laughs) Okay.
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Wait, you and I... well,
there is no you and I.
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There's a professional situation,
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- and I just need you...
- See, you need me.
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The department needs you,
because you're the one...
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I'm the one?
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On the list for the Player thing.
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You're quite adorable
when you're flustered.
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I... I'm not flustered.
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I'm nauseous.
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Now you're blushing; I'd
say I'm making headway.
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Okay, look, let me make
myself perfectly clear.
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I will never,
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ever, ever sleep with you.
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Never.
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Okay? Got it?
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Playing hard to get, I like it.
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When Hell freezes over, Lucifer.
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I can arrange that, actually.
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Get in the car.
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♪ ♪
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ ♪
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LUCIFER: Well, hello.
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♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with this chemistry... ♪
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Here you are, Mr. Morningstar.
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Well, thank you, lovely.
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And here's something else you might need.
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(chuckles)
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Well, yes, that might come in handy.
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Pardon the pun.
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Whoa.
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Did you just number close the nametag girl?
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Oh.
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Use this wisely. You're welcome.
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♪ What makes a good man... ♪
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I can't believe you.
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Don't worry, Detective. I'm
more of a leg man myself.
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Soon as you say the word,
you'll have your turn.
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Wow, you've never been
rejected by a woman, have you?
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No.
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MAN: Get your hands off me!
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I want to talk to Carver Cruz!
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I need you to leave right now, sir.
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Carver!
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Carver, can you hear me?!
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It's the missing girl's brother.
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What'd you do to my sister?!
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Get out here, you coward!
261
00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,090
It's okay. I got this.
262
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,701
- I know him.
- No, you don't.
263
00:10:58,736 --> 00:11:00,603
Look, I'm sorry. He has
to leave the premises.
264
00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:03,473
Oh, I don't think that'll
be necessary, Officer.
265
00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,625
Besides, isn't this quite boring?
266
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:10,213
I mean, there are several lovely
ladies milling around out there.
267
00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:12,439
Which one do you desire?
268
00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:15,110
You.
269
00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:16,453
I'm gay.
270
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:17,514
Oh!
271
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,334
Right.
272
00:11:19,442 --> 00:11:21,499
Well, my dance card's full
with this one, I'm afraid.
273
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:24,096
But the odds are definitely
in your favor out there.
274
00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:27,030
Probably not batting for the
same team, but you never know...
275
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,418
So go on, then. Go forth and conquer.
276
00:11:29,453 --> 00:11:30,842
I know you want to.
277
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,035
Yeah.
278
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,870
Right.
279
00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:35,783
- Off you pop.
- (sighs)
280
00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,083
You're Lindsay's brother.
281
00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:37,990
How'd you know that?
282
00:11:38,025 --> 00:11:39,450
Because she's a cop.
283
00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:41,669
Great. Say that louder. I
don't think everyone heard you.
284
00:11:41,704 --> 00:11:42,345
(whispering): Right.
285
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,615
Sorry, yes, we're here undercover
286
00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,017
to find out what happened to your sister.
287
00:11:47,121 --> 00:11:49,752
MAN: If you can help me,
I'll tell you what happened.
288
00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:50,920
Carver killed her.
289
00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,771
Killed her? You sure about that?
290
00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:54,024
No, but...
291
00:11:54,187 --> 00:11:55,574
look, I know my sister.
292
00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:57,794
She's a good person. She's sweet.
293
00:11:57,829 --> 00:12:01,012
She wouldn't just run off.
She's not even from L.A.
294
00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:03,595
I'm all she has out here.
295
00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:05,481
She's all I have.
296
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,650
Kevin, I promise you,
297
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,325
if anyone here hurt your
sister, I'll find them.
298
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,650
LUCIFER: And I'll punish them.
299
00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:12,300
Any method you prefer.
300
00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:15,130
Nice solid flogging. Get the ol'
swamp nuts in a vice, you know.
301
00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:16,713
Okay. It's time to go now.
302
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:19,939
Let us handle this, and if we
hear anything, we'll be in touch.
303
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,355
Okay. Thank you.
304
00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:22,269
Yeah.
305
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,873
We've got this.
306
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,162
You have to admit, we're quite a good team.
307
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:31,290
If you weren't so pent-up sexually,
we'd be firing on all cylinders, I'd say.
308
00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:40,391
I'm assuming you learned most of
your moves at events like these.
309
00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:42,291
I've never been to something
like this before in my life.
310
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,591
I certainly don't need any
help getting women into bed.
311
00:12:44,626 --> 00:12:45,625
Till...
312
00:12:45,672 --> 00:12:47,705
Were you hit on the
head when you were small?
313
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,050
(sighs)
314
00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:53,193
No?
315
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:57,101
("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing)
316
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,776
(crowd cheering)
317
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:23,103
We are biological machines.
318
00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:26,655
We... are warriors.
319
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:30,654
We... are players!
320
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,789
(crowd cheering)
321
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,567
Gentlemen, we are animals.
322
00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:42,892
Men are the wolves, and women...
323
00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:45,969
...are the fluffy bunnies.
324
00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:47,692
(laughter)
325
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,107
So we must prepare ourselves for the hunt.
326
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:51,919
How?
327
00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:53,870
ALL: "Follow the list."
328
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,080
Yes! The C.K.C.
329
00:13:56,162 --> 00:13:58,807
The Conduct of Kick-ass Cavemen.
330
00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:01,885
One: Be seen.
331
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,197
People pay for this?
332
00:14:03,232 --> 00:14:04,665
Yeah, 5,000 bucks.
333
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,113
CARVER: Stand out.
334
00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:09,072
The peacock, the lion with his mane.
335
00:14:09,211 --> 00:14:13,113
Two: Be a protector.
336
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:13,844
Duh.
337
00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:16,995
Women are hardwired to hook up with someone
338
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,722
who can help them survive.
339
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,471
It is simple biology, man.
340
00:14:21,506 --> 00:14:24,409
Three: Be brave.
341
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,470
Take risks.
342
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,076
Oh, maybe you should take notes.
343
00:14:27,112 --> 00:14:30,493
CARVER: Four: Be a leader of men.
344
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,831
And the most elusive.
345
00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:37,478
Five: Be confident.
346
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,849
You... are...
347
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,691
a player!
348
00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:42,659
Own it!
349
00:14:42,694 --> 00:14:43,635
(crowd cheering)
350
00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,437
Excuse-excuse me! Excuse me, question!
351
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:47,400
CHLOE: What are you doing?
352
00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:48,991
CARVER: The Q&A's after the speech, buddy.
353
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,667
LUCIFER: No, but it's quite pressing.
354
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:54,852
What if you have all those manly whatnots
and a woman still doesn't respond?
355
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:58,054
You may think you have them, but you don't.
356
00:14:58,089 --> 00:14:59,594
- Yeah.
- That's why you're here, right?
357
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,878
So, gentlemen, you follow these rules,
358
00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:05,574
and you will bed any Betty
you desire, guaranteed.
359
00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:08,818
LUCIFER: No. No. No, no, no. I'm certain
I've got everything on your little list,
360
00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:10,587
and more, actually,
361
00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:14,347
yet this woman here won't have sex with me.
362
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,350
(laughter)
363
00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:18,661
Just listen to the speech, buddy.
364
00:15:18,737 --> 00:15:20,180
The system works.
365
00:15:20,244 --> 00:15:21,919
No, but I doubt that.
366
00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,411
Because... because if
I can't "bed a Betty,"
367
00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:26,179
then how do you possibly expect
368
00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:29,111
any of these poor miscreants to succeed?
369
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:30,193
(crowd grumbles)
370
00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:33,792
Especially when they're taking
advice from a-a wanker such as you?
371
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,178
All right, just sit down, man.
372
00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:36,538
Yeah, Lucifer, sit down.
373
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,182
I-I just... could we get
the spotlight over here?
374
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:40,352
(chuckles) Do we have that?
375
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,785
Yeah, yeah. But on-on her.
376
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:44,425
Good. Right.
377
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,821
Now, you're the expert.
378
00:15:45,892 --> 00:15:47,458
You tell me what's wrong with this picture.
379
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,512
I mean, I'm me.
380
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:50,154
Right?
381
00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:51,461
And she...
382
00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:53,363
Well, she's a cop, for starters.
383
00:15:53,398 --> 00:15:54,197
(crowd grumbles)
384
00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:55,898
She's a cop?
385
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,188
Yes. I mean, talk about the
shallow end of the dating pool.
386
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,623
This is private property.
387
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,379
Unless you have a warrant, you
need to leave here immediately.
388
00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:03,473
Security!
389
00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:04,808
Security, her, out.
390
00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:06,736
Okay, we're gonna take a
ten-minute intermission.
391
00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:09,711
- All right? Thank you.
- I haven't finished.
392
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,301
All right.
393
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:13,435
Oh, it's you again.
394
00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:17,816
Have you two...?
395
00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:22,291
I know. I'm-I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
396
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,934
I... No. No.
397
00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:25,628
I've got it under control.
398
00:16:25,664 --> 00:16:27,166
And Mr. Morningstar, too, yes.
399
00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:28,499
Let me talk to him.
400
00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:29,667
It's a her, and no.
401
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,100
Really? Your boss is a she?
402
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,689
Even better. Give me
the phone, I'll fix it.
403
00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:33,910
No, you can't fix this!
404
00:16:33,945 --> 00:16:35,438
You've already said enough.
405
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,220
Sorry!
406
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,092
Not you.
407
00:16:38,221 --> 00:16:41,048
Yes, I-I'll figure out
a way into the party.
408
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,157
It's not a problem.
409
00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:44,883
And-and again, I...
410
00:16:45,117 --> 00:16:48,615
So we're going to the Player after-party.
411
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,690
Not you. I am.
412
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,169
Well, I'm not sure how that's possible,
now that you've blown your cover.
413
00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:53,733
Well, that was 100% your fault.
414
00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:55,191
I beg to differ.
415
00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:57,809
None of that would have happened if
you'd just complied with my request.
416
00:16:57,844 --> 00:17:00,822
Do you honestly think you can just ask
people to have sex with you and they will?
417
00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:02,532
Well, I usually don't
have to ask, actually.
418
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,304
But trust me, it'd be a win-win.
419
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,460
And probably another win after that.
420
00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:07,672
I mean, I have tremendous stamina.
421
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,489
There's a girl missing, Lucifer.
422
00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:11,324
She's probably in some hellhole somewhere,
423
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,484
scared out of her mind,
if she's even still alive.
424
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,266
And I found out the party
is a cash-only event.
425
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,605
That's a first for Carver.
426
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,967
So our only suspect's probably
about to run off to Mexico,
427
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,119
and you're worried about boning me?
428
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:24,681
You're right. Sorry.
429
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,955
- Let's find the girl. Okay?
- Yes.
430
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,695
Sex later.
431
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,992
Kidding.
432
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:29,992
Sort of.
433
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:30,687
(sighs)
434
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,295
So where's the party?
435
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,486
Cold Bar.
436
00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:34,597
Really?
437
00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:37,033
Well, that place is
notoriously overpriced to rent.
438
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,768
If Carver wants cash, he
shouldn't have it there.
439
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,430
No, he shouldn't.
440
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,004
I think I just figured
out how you can fix this.
441
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,103
Oh?
442
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,883
Do tell.
443
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:03,861
(wings whooshing)
444
00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:12,565
Miss me?
445
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:23,643
I know why you're here. I
won't help you, Amenadiel.
446
00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,205
One way or another, Maze,
447
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,135
I am gonna change your mind, so...
448
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:31,259
You're gonna help me
get Lucifer back to Hell.
449
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,752
Don't make it painful.
450
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:34,919
(laughs)
451
00:18:34,955 --> 00:18:36,847
You forget.
452
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,089
I love pain.
453
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,924
♪ ♪
454
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,793
(grunting)
455
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,626
I'm an angel.
456
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:49,063
You can't beat me, little demon.
457
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,489
Stop and hear me out.
458
00:18:53,755 --> 00:18:55,254
(chuckles)
459
00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,777
Men...
460
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,146
...they always want to talk.
461
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,214
♪ ♪
462
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:17,629
(grunts)
463
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:19,270
Enough!
464
00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:21,915
We want the same thing!
465
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,068
Oh, do we?
466
00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:25,737
Let's see.
467
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,872
Uh-oh.
468
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,105
Did I hit a nerve?
469
00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,618
Mazikeen, we both know
470
00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:44,051
that something has
fundamentally changed in Lucifer.
471
00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:45,690
Now, aren't you even
the least bit concerned?
472
00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:46,875
No.
473
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,869
It's a phase. It'll pass.
474
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,395
You're lying to me.
475
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:53,064
You're lying to yourself.
476
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,150
Now, we can help each other.
477
00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,408
We can get him back to where he belongs,
478
00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:03,112
if you could just provide
me with a weak spot.
479
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,081
Some insight.
480
00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:06,824
No...
481
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,006
means no.
482
00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:17,362
♪ ♪
483
00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,351
Uh... hello?
484
00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,120
Uh, Lucifer?
485
00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,832
LUCIFER: Be out in a
moment. Just getting ready.
486
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,268
Okay.
487
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:38,280
Uh, did you do what I told you to do
488
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,332
and call Carver about the Player's Club?
489
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,572
LUCIFER: Make yourself a drink, Detective.
490
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:45,824
No. No. No more drinks.
491
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,346
No more blurred lines.
492
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:51,116
No more breaking into my house
or trying to sleep with me.
493
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,032
Look, this is a professional relationship.
494
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:57,031
I'm a police officer, and you...
495
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,347
(gasps)
496
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,301
(laughs)
497
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,335
...are naked. Oh...
498
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:09,138
Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday,
I decided turnabout's fair play.
499
00:21:09,173 --> 00:21:12,049
You know, tit for tat
sort of thing. (chuckles)
500
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,445
This is beyond inappropriate.
501
00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:15,947
And brave, wouldn't you say?
502
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:19,484
Number three on the
C.K.C. list: take risks.
503
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,532
(clears throat)
504
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,654
Okay. Just...
505
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:31,103
Lucifer, put some freakin' clothes on.
506
00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:33,182
All right.
507
00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:36,245
But seriously, darling, are you well?
508
00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,781
The berries are ripe and
ready to be harvested.
509
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:42,137
I mean, look at me.
510
00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:43,838
Huh?
511
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,868
Now, you can't argue with that, can you?
512
00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:00,258
What happened to...
513
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,880
My God.
514
00:22:01,974 --> 00:22:02,827
Oh, oh.
515
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,562
Well, yes, I suppose it is his fault.
516
00:22:04,598 --> 00:22:05,630
Whose fault?
517
00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:06,926
My father.
518
00:22:07,004 --> 00:22:08,366
Your dad did that to you?
519
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:11,092
No, no, no. That's
where I cut my wings off.
520
00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:12,804
- (sighs) What?
- Well, I didn't.
521
00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:14,361
Maze did. I told her to.
522
00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:15,941
N-No.
523
00:22:15,976 --> 00:22:17,964
Seriously.
524
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,646
What is that?
525
00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:25,513
Don't, please.
526
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:32,423
Okay.
527
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:36,227
I should get dressed.
Otherwise, we'll miss the party.
528
00:22:36,262 --> 00:22:38,084
So you did make the call?
529
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,540
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
530
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,598
Party's at Lux.
531
00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:43,029
Turns out, the words "open
bar" are indeed effective.
532
00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:45,263
So good on you.
533
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,052
Okay.
534
00:22:46,087 --> 00:22:48,487
Can't go wearing that scruffy little getup.
535
00:22:48,522 --> 00:22:50,722
You'll stick out like a sore cop.
536
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,571
♪ ♪
537
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,507
Where did you get this dress anyhow?
538
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,922
Oh, it was left behind by
one of my overnight guests.
539
00:23:05,005 --> 00:23:06,624
What was she wearing when she left?
540
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,126
- A smile.
- Mm.
541
00:23:08,161 --> 00:23:11,205
If I get an STD from this
thing, I'm gonna kill you.
542
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:13,331
Oh, there he is.
543
00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:16,447
CHLOE: Oh, he doesn't
look suspicious at all.
544
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,670
Hmm, so what's the plan, Detective?
545
00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:20,487
Avoid him for now.
546
00:23:20,522 --> 00:23:22,913
Mingle, find people who
were at the party last week.
547
00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:25,376
See if anyone saw Carver
with our missing girl.
548
00:23:25,412 --> 00:23:26,598
- Hey.
- Hi.
549
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:29,166
- Are you from Tennessee?
- No.
550
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:31,115
Because you're the only ten I see.
551
00:23:31,151 --> 00:23:33,799
LUCIFER: Oh, you poor soul.
Does that actually work?
552
00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:35,653
- No.
- No, I didn't think so.
553
00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:36,960
(laughs) It's cute.
554
00:23:36,995 --> 00:23:38,189
It-it is?
555
00:23:38,224 --> 00:23:39,478
Yeah.
556
00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:41,426
Y-You're cute.
557
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,627
You're really cute.
558
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:45,329
Hey, were you at that party last week?
559
00:23:45,365 --> 00:23:46,980
Uh, no, actually, this is my first.
560
00:23:47,015 --> 00:23:48,800
Okay.
561
00:23:49,591 --> 00:23:51,258
MAN: I love this song!
562
00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:52,370
Okay.
563
00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:54,516
Hey, oh, were you at the party last week?
564
00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:57,769
Uh, I think the dress may
have backfired, actually.
565
00:23:59,045 --> 00:24:01,659
I think we've been spotted.
566
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,164
Clearly a man with nothing to hide.
567
00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:07,818
Move!
568
00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,420
- Get out of the way!
- (people screaming)
569
00:24:09,456 --> 00:24:10,888
Just...
570
00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:11,989
get out.
571
00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:13,491
Move!
572
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:15,906
Just come...
573
00:24:16,132 --> 00:24:17,578
Give me the gun, Carver.
574
00:24:17,613 --> 00:24:18,830
Just-just let me go, okay?
575
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:19,924
I need to go!
576
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,387
I'm afraid that's not possible, but
I do have another option for you.
577
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,902
How about a broken back, hmm?
578
00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:26,871
(groans)
579
00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:29,945
You don't understand, I have to go!
580
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,560
They're gonna kill her now!
581
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,144
You just killed Lindsay!
582
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,985
They? They who?
583
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,790
The people who took her.
584
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,163
- Where is Lindsay?
- I don't know, okay?
585
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,974
I swear to you, somebody kidnapped her.
586
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,098
If that's the case, then why
wouldn't you go to the cops?
587
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,572
Because they said they'd kill her if I did.
588
00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:57,640
Maybe they already have.
589
00:24:57,675 --> 00:24:58,856
Excuse me, dear, I don't know why we bother
590
00:24:58,891 --> 00:25:01,332
with all these pithy
little police questions.
591
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,945
Tell me...
592
00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:05,798
...what game's the player playing, eh?
593
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,826
What are you after?
594
00:25:10,101 --> 00:25:12,229
I just want Lindsay back.
595
00:25:12,397 --> 00:25:15,146
I swear, I would never hurt her.
596
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,261
I love her.
597
00:25:19,148 --> 00:25:21,605
But she's a fluffy bunny.
598
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,384
You're a wolf.
599
00:25:22,419 --> 00:25:24,862
You-You've built an empire on
the objectification of women.
600
00:25:24,897 --> 00:25:26,892
Yeah, I know. I'm a complete hypocrite.
601
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,092
But I-I would give
anything to get her back.
602
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,652
You humans.
603
00:25:31,687 --> 00:25:34,204
(chuckles): You never cease to amaze.
604
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:36,986
Okay, Carver,
605
00:25:37,021 --> 00:25:38,214
say what you're saying is true.
606
00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:39,916
How long have you and
Lindsay been together?
607
00:25:39,951 --> 00:25:41,284
Four months.
608
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:42,874
Next Tuesday.
609
00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:44,625
I tried to keep it quiet,
610
00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,303
'cause, you know, I'm
the man and everything.
611
00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:49,678
I guess it got out.
612
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:53,335
So you're saying you slept with
Lindsay on multiple occasions,
613
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,931
but you still want to be with her?
614
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,592
Yes, and for the rest of my life.
615
00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:58,448
Well, after four months,
616
00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:01,593
you haven't got her, you know,
out of your system? (chuckles)
617
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,125
How's that possible?
618
00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:04,711
CHLOE: Okay.
619
00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:08,044
You have no idea where
they're holding Lindsay?
620
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:12,009
No. But they did send this to me...
621
00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:14,128
...after the seminar.
622
00:26:16,928 --> 00:26:19,121
Said no more cops or she's dead.
623
00:26:19,201 --> 00:26:22,391
So the kidnappers were
there yesterday watching you.
624
00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:24,567
CARVER: I just hope they
weren't at the party.
625
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:25,838
If they hurt her, I...
626
00:26:25,873 --> 00:26:27,568
CHLOE: It's okay.
627
00:26:27,982 --> 00:26:31,267
Is there anyone you suspect
that might do this to you?
628
00:26:31,302 --> 00:26:31,977
Enemies?
629
00:26:32,012 --> 00:26:34,709
Uh, I'm kind of a polarizing guy.
630
00:26:34,841 --> 00:26:36,511
Okay, the hater list is long.
631
00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:39,529
Hello there, this is Lucifer Morningstar.
632
00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:43,583
Who are you talking to?
633
00:26:43,618 --> 00:26:45,485
- Shh.
- Do not shush me.
634
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,624
- Who's on the phone?
- All one word, that's right.
635
00:26:47,659 --> 00:26:50,757
Yes, I'll be speaking on
Carver's behalf from now on.
636
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,056
(chuckles) No, I'm not a cop.
637
00:26:53,091 --> 00:26:54,264
I assure you.
638
00:26:54,299 --> 00:26:56,259
- Is that the...
- Yes, it's the kidnappers.
639
00:26:56,294 --> 00:26:57,574
What are you doing?
640
00:26:57,609 --> 00:26:59,370
Of course we have the money.
641
00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,097
Just give me a time and location.
642
00:27:01,132 --> 00:27:02,591
- (tutting)
- Give me the phone.
643
00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:04,310
No, I promise you, no police.
644
00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:05,773
All right?
645
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,822
Okay, then.
646
00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:07,993
- See you shortly. Bye-bye.
- Wait, wait.
647
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,538
Wait, we need proof of life.
648
00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:11,173
Oh.
649
00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:12,808
Um, just a minute.
650
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,970
How do we know Lindsay's still alive?
651
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,599
No, they've hung up.
652
00:27:17,431 --> 00:27:18,597
What are you doing?
653
00:27:18,649 --> 00:27:20,215
Not to worry. I've handled it.
654
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,465
I'll be making an exchange
on your behalf this evening.
655
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,714
Cash for your lady love, all right?
656
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,191
Really?
657
00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:29,283
Uh, but why would you do that for me?
658
00:27:29,338 --> 00:27:31,898
Well, (chuckles) isn't it obvious?
659
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,053
Number two on your list: be a protector.
660
00:27:34,088 --> 00:27:35,341
Is it working?
661
00:27:35,376 --> 00:27:36,841
You're not doing this alone.
662
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:37,957
Afraid so.
663
00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:39,235
I promised, no police.
664
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,999
A deal's a deal, especially
one with the Devil. (chuckles)
665
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,111
Besides, I'm the only one
not risking his life on this.
666
00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:47,480
Immortal, remember?
667
00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,351
(phone chimes)
668
00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:53,603
LINDSAY (crying): Carver,
669
00:27:53,718 --> 00:27:55,418
I'm all right.
670
00:27:56,518 --> 00:27:57,910
I'm a...
671
00:27:57,992 --> 00:28:00,376
I don't know where I am.
672
00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:02,625
Please come get me.
673
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,236
I love you.
674
00:28:04,271 --> 00:28:06,751
Please. (sobbing)
675
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:09,259
I'm coming with you.
676
00:28:09,294 --> 00:28:10,821
No, I can't let you do that.
677
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,799
I'm not gonna call this in,
but you have to stay here.
678
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:15,268
No discussion. I'm coming with you.
679
00:28:15,338 --> 00:28:16,372
Fine.
680
00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:18,674
You'll have to wait in the car.
681
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:21,744
♪ ♪
682
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,660
Ten more minutes.
683
00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:46,969
Patience.
684
00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:48,499
Something doesn't feel right.
685
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:51,326
Well, of course it
doesn't. It's a kidnapping.
686
00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,944
Cool ranch puff?
687
00:28:54,979 --> 00:28:55,878
No, thanks.
688
00:28:55,913 --> 00:28:57,806
- No?
- Mm.
689
00:28:57,877 --> 00:28:59,557
It's funny, isn't it? You'd
think the king of hellfire
690
00:28:59,592 --> 00:29:03,619
would be more of a flaming hot
guy, but love these bad boys.
691
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:07,370
Okay, let's say you really are the Devil.
692
00:29:07,487 --> 00:29:09,511
All-powerful, immortal, blah, blah, blah.
693
00:29:09,586 --> 00:29:11,429
Does that mean you don't feel pain at all?
694
00:29:11,464 --> 00:29:13,369
Hmm. I like this line of questioning.
695
00:29:13,404 --> 00:29:15,431
Does this mean you're
finally coming around?
696
00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:18,067
No. Just answer the question.
697
00:29:18,102 --> 00:29:21,146
(chuckles) Well, I... I do feel something,
698
00:29:21,181 --> 00:29:23,666
but it's not pain so much as, uh,
699
00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,565
a pressure, a nuisance, really.
700
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,972
Okay, so what does it
feel like if you get shot?
701
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,177
Ow.
702
00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:34,800
Well, you asked.
703
00:29:34,952 --> 00:29:37,057
But that's it? Like, a
bullet just bounces off you?
704
00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:40,461
Well, there's no wound or
blood, if that's what you mean.
705
00:29:40,496 --> 00:29:42,714
Can verify with something
sharp if you like.
706
00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:45,294
No, it's not necessary.
It's tempting though.
707
00:29:45,329 --> 00:29:46,595
Huh.
708
00:29:46,631 --> 00:29:49,566
So, does this mean that you believe me?
709
00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:52,911
I'm afraid I can't offer anything
obvious like a tail as proof.
710
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:55,089
- And so no horns.
- No, afraid not.
711
00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,906
That's the stuff of movies and TV.
712
00:29:56,941 --> 00:29:57,607
Mm-hmm.
713
00:29:57,642 --> 00:29:59,041
They always get it wrong.
714
00:29:59,076 --> 00:30:00,917
Well, look, I-I (laughs) have to admit,
715
00:30:00,952 --> 00:30:02,727
I've seen some things I can't explain,
716
00:30:02,762 --> 00:30:05,729
but I don't believe in
all that Bible stuff.
717
00:30:05,795 --> 00:30:07,906
So you're an atheist. How ironic.
718
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,824
No, not exactly.
719
00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:13,722
I do believe there's good
and evil and right and wrong.
720
00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:17,149
But the whole fiery damnation thing, no.
721
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:18,247
Does it scare you?
722
00:30:18,329 --> 00:30:22,755
No, I mean, how could I be scared
of something that I don't believe in?
723
00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:27,559
Do I scare you?
724
00:30:30,274 --> 00:30:31,674
No.
725
00:30:36,436 --> 00:30:37,716
Is that Carver?
726
00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:39,078
Hmm?
727
00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:42,254
How did he get here?
728
00:30:42,328 --> 00:30:43,325
Oh, he must have followed us.
729
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,396
- Well done, Detective.
- CHLOE: No, he didn't follow us.
730
00:30:45,466 --> 00:30:47,045
He must have gotten the address somehow.
731
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,578
Or someone told him.
732
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:52,013
Either way, he's gonna get
someone killed, probably himself.
733
00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:56,114
This love thing makes you
all quite stupid, doesn't it?
734
00:31:10,047 --> 00:31:12,181
(whispers): Lucifer!
735
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,654
(whispers): Lucifer!
736
00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:23,854
(lock clicks)
737
00:31:23,889 --> 00:31:26,905
Sorry, but I gave my word... no police.
738
00:31:26,976 --> 00:31:28,054
Seriously?
739
00:31:28,117 --> 00:31:29,341
Don't worry, Detective.
740
00:31:29,376 --> 00:31:30,899
I'm immortal, remember?
741
00:31:30,986 --> 00:31:33,639
- I knew it.
- (line ringing)
742
00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:35,653
Hey, guys, I'm gonna need
you sooner than I thought.
743
00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:36,897
Is SWAT ready?
744
00:31:47,330 --> 00:31:49,564
♪ ♪
745
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,010
(screams)
746
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:03,848
(chuckles)
747
00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:04,941
Manly as ever.
748
00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:06,237
Why are you here?
749
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,713
We had a perfectly good plan in place.
750
00:32:07,748 --> 00:32:10,219
Well, after you left, the
kidnappers called back.
751
00:32:10,254 --> 00:32:14,216
They said they changed their
minds, and I come or the deal's off.
752
00:32:14,281 --> 00:32:16,748
Oh, that sounds sinister.
753
00:32:17,474 --> 00:32:19,594
Just hand over the cash,
754
00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:21,078
and no one gets hurt.
755
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,046
Yes, right. Got it here.
756
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,474
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait! Where's Lindsay?!
757
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,565
I want to see her.
758
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,136
No. My rules.
759
00:32:29,172 --> 00:32:30,089
Money first.
760
00:32:30,134 --> 00:32:33,008
Now, Mr. Kidnapper, I believe
that's a fair request actually,
761
00:32:33,079 --> 00:32:35,813
so just pop her around
and the money's yours.
762
00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:40,815
(grunting)
763
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,846
Greedy little jackal, aren't you?
764
00:32:42,924 --> 00:32:43,781
Give it to me!
765
00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,840
(chuckles) Most certainly will not.
766
00:32:45,942 --> 00:32:47,653
CARVER: Hey, f-forget it!
767
00:32:47,749 --> 00:32:50,240
Just-just give it to him!
768
00:32:50,544 --> 00:32:52,450
I just want her back.
769
00:32:52,866 --> 00:32:54,066
LUCIFER: Fine.
770
00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:56,597
Now bring us the girl.
771
00:32:56,633 --> 00:32:58,144
I'm sorry.
772
00:32:58,206 --> 00:32:59,285
That's not gonna happen.
773
00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:00,496
- (chuckles)
- What?
774
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:01,569
I will kill you!
775
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,634
Oh, it's gonna happen.
776
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:05,840
A deal's a deal.
777
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:08,209
I am not leaving here without Lindsay.
778
00:33:08,244 --> 00:33:10,431
No way.
779
00:33:12,248 --> 00:33:14,193
(sighs) Dearie me.
780
00:33:14,239 --> 00:33:16,839
What is it about you and guns, eh?
781
00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:20,966
(gunshot)
782
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,658
Carver?
783
00:33:23,693 --> 00:33:25,373
Oh, no.
784
00:33:28,431 --> 00:33:30,298
(groans)
785
00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:32,416
Lindsay?
786
00:33:32,517 --> 00:33:34,402
LUCIFER: Wait. Lindsay Lindsay?
787
00:33:34,494 --> 00:33:35,725
Love of your life Lindsay?
788
00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,659
Yeah, sorry, but I can't
let you shoot my brother.
789
00:33:38,764 --> 00:33:40,450
What's up, jackass?
790
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,781
I don't understand.
791
00:33:41,816 --> 00:33:43,744
Don't you though?
792
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:47,238
This foul woman and her backwood
brother played the player.
793
00:33:47,273 --> 00:33:49,308
Lindsay kidnapped herself.
794
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,959
Hell truly hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
795
00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:53,348
You did scorn her, didn't you?
796
00:33:53,395 --> 00:33:55,180
No. No.
797
00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:58,441
For the first time in my life, I didn't.
798
00:33:59,156 --> 00:34:01,256
I loved her.
799
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,510
I love you.
800
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,300
Love me?
801
00:34:05,518 --> 00:34:08,130
Are you kidding? You didn't
even remember my name!
802
00:34:08,193 --> 00:34:09,454
What are you talking about?
803
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,183
I met you two years ago, Carver.
804
00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:14,196
We slept together.
805
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:15,836
And then you never called again.
806
00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:18,553
Guess I was research for your stupid book.
807
00:34:18,632 --> 00:34:20,308
No, no, that's not possible.
808
00:34:20,374 --> 00:34:22,194
No, I-I would've remembered.
809
00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,617
Nope.
810
00:34:23,652 --> 00:34:25,605
I met you at the library.
811
00:34:25,683 --> 00:34:29,128
It's a good place to score desperate babes.
812
00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,502
That's in Chapter 11, I believe.
813
00:34:31,556 --> 00:34:32,793
Oh, that's bad.
814
00:34:32,828 --> 00:34:34,762
I was a virgin, Carver.
815
00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:36,170
That's worse. (chuckles)
816
00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:37,575
It was just another night for you,
817
00:34:37,648 --> 00:34:39,946
but it was a big deal for me.
818
00:34:39,981 --> 00:34:43,571
Oh, God, I'm... I am so sorry, Lindsay.
819
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,689
I-I'm different now.
820
00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:48,171
No, I don't think so.
821
00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:49,311
But I am.
822
00:34:49,346 --> 00:34:50,510
Okay, may I speak now?
823
00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,404
Because I happen to be
an expert on punishment,
824
00:34:52,439 --> 00:34:54,564
and I'm not sure it fits the crime here.
825
00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:56,661
I mean, Carver made a mistake...
826
00:34:56,704 --> 00:34:58,453
well, several really...
827
00:34:58,488 --> 00:34:59,965
but...
828
00:35:00,045 --> 00:35:01,415
you're different.
829
00:35:01,491 --> 00:35:02,533
He's changed.
830
00:35:02,613 --> 00:35:05,668
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
831
00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:07,874
KEVIN: Shut up.
832
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:10,223
You shouldn't even be here.
833
00:35:10,313 --> 00:35:11,779
Now you're dead, too.
834
00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:12,927
Shoot them, Linds.
835
00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:15,128
Sorry, can't let you do that, darling.
836
00:35:15,195 --> 00:35:16,968
I mean, I'm indestructible,
837
00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:18,203
but he's off limits as well, I'm afraid.
838
00:35:18,269 --> 00:35:20,627
No, she's right. I-I deserve it.
839
00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,275
No, you don't.
840
00:35:22,361 --> 00:35:24,316
Chlamydia, the clap,
841
00:35:24,351 --> 00:35:25,730
raging case of crabs...
842
00:35:25,785 --> 00:35:28,489
that's what you deserve, not death.
843
00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:31,116
(chuckles softly): And you...
844
00:35:31,419 --> 00:35:33,181
...how are you any better?
845
00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:36,570
Why do humans think they can
rectify one evil with another?
846
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,733
(chuckles): I mean, it's
clearly the first time
847
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,448
this reptile has truly loved a woman,
848
00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:41,786
and this is his reward?
849
00:35:41,887 --> 00:35:42,883
KEVIN: Get away from her!
850
00:35:42,991 --> 00:35:45,659
(grunts, coughs)
851
00:35:47,427 --> 00:35:48,158
(gasps)
852
00:35:48,193 --> 00:35:49,022
Oh, God.
853
00:35:49,187 --> 00:35:51,501
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
854
00:35:51,697 --> 00:35:53,174
Please don't hurt me.
855
00:35:53,209 --> 00:35:54,408
(sobbing)
856
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,973
Why does everyone say that
before they're punished?
857
00:35:57,008 --> 00:35:58,651
Don't kill me!
858
00:35:59,465 --> 00:36:00,711
Lucifer.
859
00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:01,929
Don't move.
860
00:36:01,964 --> 00:36:04,271
LUCIFER: Detective, you should leave.
861
00:36:06,651 --> 00:36:07,822
Who are you?
862
00:36:09,078 --> 00:36:10,354
(Lindsay crying)
863
00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:15,024
What are you?
864
00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:32,056
CHLOE: Did you do this?
865
00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:34,252
I've been trying to
tell you, I'm the Devil.
866
00:36:34,287 --> 00:36:35,654
(panting)
867
00:36:35,817 --> 00:36:37,496
That's... that's not possible.
868
00:36:37,618 --> 00:36:40,056
I assure you, Detective, it is.
869
00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,827
I mean, you've said yourself,
there are things you can't explain.
870
00:36:42,955 --> 00:36:45,164
You need more proof? You've
got the gun. Come on, shoot me.
871
00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:47,032
No.
872
00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,467
I can't shoot you.
873
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,436
Sure you can. Go on, give her
a squeeze, we'll be good to go.
874
00:36:51,471 --> 00:36:54,246
- No.
- Just shoot me, Detective!
875
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,956
Please! Because maybe
you'll finally realize...
876
00:36:57,108 --> 00:36:58,908
(casing clatters on floor)
877
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,275
Good for you!
878
00:37:01,808 --> 00:37:03,815
See? Hardly hurts.
879
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:05,564
- (distant sirens wailing)
- I can't believe...
880
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,723
Gah. Actually, no, it's
hurting a little bit.
881
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,615
It's... Gah! It's hurting a lot.
882
00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:11,590
Son of a bitch, that really hurts!
883
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:13,091
(sirens wailing, tires screeching)
884
00:37:14,594 --> 00:37:16,027
I'm bleeding.
885
00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:18,063
- You're bleeding.
- I'm bleeding.
886
00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:20,165
Oh, crap, of course you're bleeding.
887
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,418
(indistinct police radio chatter)
888
00:37:21,496 --> 00:37:22,884
God, what have I done?
889
00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:25,315
I don't... I don't bleed. It's... (grunts)
890
00:37:27,452 --> 00:37:28,573
Lucifer,
891
00:37:28,608 --> 00:37:30,323
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
892
00:37:30,358 --> 00:37:31,713
What does this mean?
893
00:37:31,822 --> 00:37:32,753
Well, it means I shot you.
894
00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:34,624
And I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry.
895
00:37:34,699 --> 00:37:36,547
And I'm in so much trouble.
896
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:39,308
Ah! It really hurts!
897
00:37:39,419 --> 00:37:41,386
(panting)
898
00:37:41,421 --> 00:37:44,189
(indistinct talking)
899
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,037
What's happening to me?
900
00:37:49,763 --> 00:37:51,896
(siren wails)
901
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,817
(indistinct chatter)
902
00:37:54,911 --> 00:37:58,169
(talking indistinctly)
903
00:38:00,607 --> 00:38:02,540
(talking indistinctly)
904
00:38:02,576 --> 00:38:04,451
(talking, laughing)
905
00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,544
Well, speak of the devil.
906
00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:10,281
Mr. Morningstar here was just telling
me everything you did in there.
907
00:38:10,317 --> 00:38:11,812
Right.
908
00:38:11,847 --> 00:38:12,686
Well, Lieutenant...
909
00:38:12,721 --> 00:38:14,614
LUCIFER: I was just telling
your boss if you hadn't acted
910
00:38:14,649 --> 00:38:16,839
in the way that you did, then,
911
00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:18,453
well, all hell would've broke loose.
912
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,318
Isn't that right?
913
00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:22,728
Right.
914
00:38:22,763 --> 00:38:23,862
Mm.
915
00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:26,598
Absolutely. And, um...
916
00:38:26,633 --> 00:38:29,271
But you caught the bad
guys; that's the main thing.
917
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:32,515
OLIVIA: Again, I'm sorry that you got
caught in the crossfire, Mr. Morningstar.
918
00:38:32,593 --> 00:38:34,749
Oh, it's just a graze. I hardly felt it.
919
00:38:34,784 --> 00:38:35,540
(chuckles)
920
00:38:35,575 --> 00:38:38,483
And call me Lucifer.
921
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:42,201
Lucifer.
922
00:38:42,642 --> 00:38:44,909
(Olivia chuckles)
923
00:38:46,623 --> 00:38:49,291
Thank you again for all of your help.
924
00:38:49,334 --> 00:38:51,598
You are so welcome.
925
00:38:55,762 --> 00:38:57,896
- Bye, now.
- (chuckles)
926
00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:04,669
I thought you didn't lie.
927
00:39:04,704 --> 00:39:06,137
I don't.
928
00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:10,008
But I don't always tell
the whole truth. (chuckles)
929
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:12,406
Thank you.
930
00:39:13,403 --> 00:39:15,914
You're welcome.
931
00:39:16,107 --> 00:39:18,357
Come on, I'll drive you home.
932
00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:21,148
I should bloody hope so,
now you've crippled me.
933
00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:22,642
Wuss.
934
00:39:22,743 --> 00:39:25,110
(chuckles)
935
00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:29,838
Thanks, Julia.
936
00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:32,153
Have a good night. Drive safe.
937
00:39:39,409 --> 00:39:40,674
Mommy!
938
00:39:40,807 --> 00:39:42,367
(chuckles): Hey!
939
00:39:42,429 --> 00:39:43,779
What are you doing up?
940
00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:45,543
Can't sleep when you're not home.
941
00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:46,845
Come on, I'll tuck you in.
942
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,393
What's that on your shirt?
943
00:39:50,364 --> 00:39:51,676
Oh.
944
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,594
Um, that's, uh... that's
ketchup from lunch.
945
00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:57,448
Nuh-uh. That's blood, Mom.
946
00:39:57,518 --> 00:39:59,544
Right. You're right.
947
00:39:59,622 --> 00:40:03,965
Well, um... I may have hit someone...
948
00:40:04,024 --> 00:40:04,810
with a bullet.
949
00:40:04,845 --> 00:40:07,780
You shot someone? Again?
950
00:40:07,897 --> 00:40:08,800
Barely.
951
00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:09,767
Who?
952
00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:10,703
It was Lucifer.
953
00:40:10,738 --> 00:40:12,570
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
954
00:40:12,606 --> 00:40:13,514
It was nothing.
955
00:40:13,561 --> 00:40:16,350
It was, like, a little graze.
956
00:40:16,442 --> 00:40:18,316
Okay.
957
00:40:20,644 --> 00:40:22,078
What, babe?
958
00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:24,471
Remember last week, I
told you that boy Noah
959
00:40:24,561 --> 00:40:27,022
kept throwing French
fries at me at lunchtime?
960
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,839
- Mm-hmm.
- And you said
961
00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:31,570
it actually might mean he likes me?
962
00:40:31,605 --> 00:40:32,334
Yes.
963
00:40:32,387 --> 00:40:35,848
Well, since you shot Lucifer,
964
00:40:35,941 --> 00:40:39,478
it must mean you really like him.
965
00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,287
(sighs)
966
00:40:42,598 --> 00:40:45,436
Hmm.
967
00:40:45,531 --> 00:40:47,839
You know, it is bedtime, you little weasel.
968
00:40:47,874 --> 00:40:50,934
- (both laugh)
- You weasel. I'm gonna get you.
969
00:40:51,012 --> 00:40:52,812
Story time! Story time!
970
00:40:56,483 --> 00:40:58,283
(door opens)
971
00:40:58,318 --> 00:40:59,284
(Lucifer groans)
972
00:40:59,319 --> 00:41:02,287
(panting)
973
00:41:02,322 --> 00:41:03,588
I know.
974
00:41:03,623 --> 00:41:04,913
Tough day at the office.
975
00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:05,770
What happened to you?
976
00:41:05,805 --> 00:41:07,666
Oh, you'll never guess.
977
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,293
She shot me.
978
00:41:09,794 --> 00:41:11,043
And I bled.
979
00:41:11,129 --> 00:41:12,143
What?
980
00:41:12,256 --> 00:41:13,109
That's not possible.
981
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,574
I know.
982
00:41:14,901 --> 00:41:16,197
What's causing this?
983
00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,618
Is there something you're not telling me?
984
00:41:17,653 --> 00:41:19,474
Don't think about it
too much. It's exciting.
985
00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:21,997
No, it's dangerous.
986
00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:26,811
We've had our fun here,
Lucifer, but this can't happen.
987
00:41:26,846 --> 00:41:28,479
(chuckles)
988
00:41:28,515 --> 00:41:30,982
Tell me we're going home.
989
00:41:31,017 --> 00:41:34,175
On the contrary, Maze.
990
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:37,055
The fun's just begun.
991
00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:42,090
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