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Right face!
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Ten hut!
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"Dearest sweet,
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thoughtful,
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understanding Jane.
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l know you won't believe this,
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sweetheart,
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but here it goes anyway.
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You may recall,
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you and I were to be married
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a year ago last June.
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As I didn't turn up
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for the wedding,
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and so much time
has gone by,
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l can imagine
you have been wondering...
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...ha-ha...
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...what happened.
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It all began one day
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during a routine mission
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in the far Pacific."
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Matlock 1-7 to Wingding.
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l have an angel 1-6.
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Request new coordinates
for position fix.
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lndicating 3-4-0,
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heading 2-7-2.
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Fire warning light on.
Fire warning light on?
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Smoke and fire from starboard side!
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Estimated position,
300 miles west of Port Moresby.
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Mayday! Mayday! Ejecting, out.
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Survival kit. Ah, boy.
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Survival at Sea and Like lt!
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Oh, boy.
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Chapter One: Down at Sea.
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All right, mister,
let's take stock of the situation.
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First thing to remember is relax.
Don't panic.
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Try to achieve a cheerful,
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constructive frame
of mind at all times.
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Now let's check out the supplies
in your waterproof survival kit.
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Here we go. Water flask.
-Yeah.
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Right.
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Fish hooks.
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Ow!
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Nylon cord.
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Affirmative.
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Compass.
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Yeah.
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Chamois cloth.
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All right.
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Dye markers,
signaling mirror, mercury flashlight...
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No, hold it, hold it, hold it.
-Oh.
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Okay.
-Flares.
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Whistle. Sun visor.
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Bailing sponge.
-Roger.
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Solar still
for making drinking water.
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Sunburn ointment.
Fabric patching kit.
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Air pump.
Kitchen matches.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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l don't see any air pump.
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Concerning air pump,
see asterisk at bottom of page.
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Asterisk. Air pump,
discontinuation of.
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Due to inefficient performance
of air pump in kit,
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they are no longer in use.
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Use your lungs.
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Okay, how about some food?
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Each kit holds six tins
of concentrated food tablets,
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each unit roughly the
nutritional equivalent of...
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...a Thanksgiving turkey dinner.
-Hmm.
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First, however,
a word of warning.
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Take no more
than one tablet of each...
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Or they'll hang in your chest
like a lead balloon.
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...or they may cause
some internal distress.
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H, H, H, H.
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That's great.
Nothing listed for hiccups.
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What can I take?
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Put a shopping bag on your head.
That's no good.
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No... No shopping bag.
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What else?
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Frighten yourself. All right.
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Look out! There's an octopus
in the boat!
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There's another one.
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What else? Stand on your head
and hold your breath.
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Okay, l'll stand on my head
in the middle of the ocean.
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l don't think this is gonna... work.
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A sail! A sail!
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Hey, sail! Ahoy!
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Over here, sail!
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Looks like a Chinese junk.
Hey! Here! American!
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Hey! Hurry up!
Chop-chop!
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Oh, nice Chinese sailor
make American boy very happy.
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Hey! Hey, over here, sailboat!
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You're not a sailboat!
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You're a shark.
You're a shark!
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Hey! No, go back! Go back!
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No! Get out of here! Whoa!
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Sharks are all
cowards at heart.
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Chances are, a well-placed blow
on the sensitive area around his nose
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will send him packing.
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A blow on the nose?
You gotta be kidding.
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A well-placed
blow on the nose.
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Okay. Come and get
your well-placed blow.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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This isn't in the manual,
but come and get it.
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Well-placed blow on the nose, huh?
Put that in your manual next time.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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And that, dear Jane,
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is how I discovered a new way
to get rid of the hiccups.
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The final leak was patched,
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and after a certain amount
of twisting and turning,
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I managed to fall asleep.
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Everything might have been all
right if it wasn't for my old problem,
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sleepwalking.
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You come back,
you get more of the same!
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Now I was in real trouble.
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Everything, food, water,
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everything I needed
to sustain life was gone.
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Four days later.
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No food. No water.
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The sun beat down relentlessly.
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Even the shark had run out on me.
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Not a sign of life anywhere.
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If you should run out
of provisions, don't panic.
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Man has been known to live
over 70 days without food.
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However, and mark this well,
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man does require water.
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More than four days without water,
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and the human machine
will find itself in extreme difficulty.
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Water.
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Water.
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Hey. Hey. Rain.
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Soak it up.
Hey! Hey, rain!
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Rain! Rain!
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Save the rain! Beautiful rain!
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l've got rain!
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l've got beautiful rain!
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Hey, save the beautiful rain.
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l'm sinking!
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Get rid of the beautiful rain!
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Get rid of the rain!
Get rid of the rain!
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Hey.
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You'll have to excuse
my appearance.
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l had a rough night.
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l must look a sight.
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Chapter 10:
Alone on an Island.
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Well, we made it, didn't we?
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So knock off lying there, mister,
and move it.
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Lots of things to do. Upsa-daisy.
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Shut up!
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Once I made my plight known
to the outside world, I felt better.
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The next most pressing thought:
Where was I?
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I made a crude sextant and took
a noon sight on the sun.
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According to my calculations,
l am somewhere between...
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...Elmira, New York,
and Muncie, lndiana.
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Night was coming on now.
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With palm fronds and sticks
and my poncho from the dinghy,
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I built a snug little shelter.
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Oh, boy, am I looking forward
to a good night's sleep.
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Well, as Confucius say,
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"When in soup,
might as well enjoy flavor."
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Boy. Too much!
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Oh.
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No! Ow!
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Ooh!
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The days began to pass.
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Still not a glimpse
of a plane or a ship.
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Not a sign of life anywhere,
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save for birds and small animals.
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Trying to conserve my old clothes
before they became hopeless tatters,
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I fashioned new ones
out of the materials at hand.
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Nothing pretentious.
A warm-weather ensemble.
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Pleated hat of palm.
Anti-sunstroke accessory.
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And a jacket
cut along simple lines.
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A deep, plunging "V" in front
and laced sides.
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Let's see. May, June, July.
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Seven, 14, 21.
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Twenty-second,
twenty-third, twenty-fourth.
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Another day, another nut.
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July 25th.
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* Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
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* Happy birthday, Lt. Crusoe
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* Happy birthday to you *
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Driven by loneliness
and curiosity,
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I resolved to explore
this lonely island.
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If it was an island.
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Still no sign of another human being.
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It was almost as if I were
the first person on Earth.
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I guess I always knew
it would happen someday.
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Dear, you never knew my father.
His name was Joe Crusoe.
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Pop was a frustrated streetcar motorman
back in Kansas City, Kansas,
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who always wanted to run away to sea.
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He never made it, but he stuck me
with the name Robinson.
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Why couldn't Dad
have named me Dwight or Lyndon?
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It was indeed an island.
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Now I knew for certain.
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I was alone.
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I took a new direction homeward,
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coming upon a part of the shore
that was unknown to me.
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At first I paid scant attention
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because I was too busy
feeling sorry for myself.
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Then I saw it.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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War over.
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Me... Me friend
of Sessue Hayakawa.
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Okay?
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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Boop. Boop.
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Boop. Boop.
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l've always wanted to do this.
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Boop-boop-boop.
Boop-boop-boop.
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Ow.
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Hello!
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What? Oh, l... Hello.
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Oh. That's...
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Hello there.
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Captain Nemo,
l presume, huh?
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You probably never read
20,000 Leagues Under the...
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l sure admire that gun you got there.
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That could blow a hole
big enough to...
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Mind if I have a look at it?
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lt's not an American-made...
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Well, there, there, buddy.
lt's okay now.
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Hey, listen.
How'd you get here anyway?
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Listen, who are you?
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Huh?
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A fellow American!
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Oh, boy. If you only knew
how glad I am to see you.
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What's this?
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" Astro-Chimp Floyd?
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Project Mercury.
Discoverer of bearer
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please notify Navy Department,
Washington, D.C."
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An astro-chimp.
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Well, sir, let me tell you
what an honor it is to meet you.
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ln my book, you're one of
the great heroes of our time.
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Hey, mind if I look around in here?
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Of course he couldn't answer.
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But I could almost
figure it out for myself.
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It was years since the chimp program
on space probes was phased out.
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Floyd probably landed
out of recovery range,
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floated to shore
in a space capsule,
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broken out and managed
somehow to survive.
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After all, why shouldn't he survive?
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Floyd wasn'tjust any animal.
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The Navy selected these creatures
for their high degree of adaptability.
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As I recall, the IQs of those
astro-chimps compared favorably...
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with those of your average
naval ensign.
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Oh, boy!
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A Japanese supermarket!
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Wait a minute.
Let's not lose our heads here.
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l don't need comic books.
l don't need the gas mask either.
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l don't need...
whatever that is.
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Now, let's do it the
way Robinson Crusoe
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did it hundreds of years ago.
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Still makes sense.
You take things off the ship
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in the order of their importance.
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A storm could take the boat right off
the reef and sink it in deep water.
263
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:51,013
Tools. Need plenty of tools.
264
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,312
Candles. Blankets.
265
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,818
Oh, can I use blankets.
266
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,755
Gosh, these little Japanese houses
are sure cute.
267
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,759
They're simple, too.
268
00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:11,165
Hey, Floyd, l'll bet we could
build one of them.
269
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,170
Let's see.
270
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:17,507
We stripped the submarine
of tools and materials,
271
00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:21,238
and borrowing somewhat from
the Tinker Toy school of architecture,
272
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,644
we finished in a couple of weeks.
273
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,377
It looked a little like
a doll house with a hangover,
274
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,749
but we were proud of it.
275
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,948
We now have
276
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,890
a new addition
277
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:36,927
to the household.
278
00:31:37,996 --> 00:31:41,864
A little mynah bird came by
279
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:45,892
while we were finishing the house,
280
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:51,067
and it seems he has
attached himself to us.
281
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:54,709
Hello, Jane.
282
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:56,906
Hello, Jane.
283
00:31:56,981 --> 00:32:00,678
No, no. Me Rob, you Jane.
284
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,686
Me Rob, you Jane.
285
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,745
No, let's get this straight.
286
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:07,290
Jane. Jane. Get that?
287
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:08,825
Remember? Jane.
288
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:12,329
Remember? Jane.
Remember? Jane.
289
00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:15,230
Never mind.
We'll work on it later.
290
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,461
Oh, Floyd, that's very pretty.
291
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,730
Just put it over here.
Anyplace is all right.
292
00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,897
Very pretty!
293
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,776
l must close now, sweetheart,
294
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:33,806
as I want to catch the outgoing tide.
295
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:39,981
l'll be writing every day now.
296
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:44,819
All my love, Rob.
297
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:47,558
Remember? Jane.
Remember? Jane.
298
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,726
You bet your beady little black eyes
l'll remember Jane.
299
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,771
That girl is one in a million.
300
00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,772
Be back in a minute, Floyd.
301
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,741
l'm gonna go down to mail a letter.
-Remember? Jane.
302
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,890
Onward, O missive of love,
303
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,426
through wind and rain
and sleet and snow.
304
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,191
The mail must go through.
305
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,803
All right. l'll call you.
306
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,469
Let me see you beat
three pretty little geishas.
307
00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:15,011
All right.
308
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:20,114
All right. Three samurai beat
three geishas. Go on. Take them.
309
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:23,422
Oh, boy.
-Shut up.
310
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,825
Shut up. Deal.
311
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,091
Go play a game of skill
with a dumb animal.
312
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,601
Shut up and deal.
Shut up and deal.
313
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,370
Have I got a surprise for you
come Thanksgiving.
314
00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,378
Shut up and deal!
315
00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:52,220
l wonder what this stuff is
we got off the submarine.
316
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,554
Look like some kind of
Japanese soft drink.
317
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,822
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
318
00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:10,166
lt's not bad.
319
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:12,641
Kumquat cola or something.
320
00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:17,944
Oh, boy!
321
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:24,052
A little for you
and a little for me.
322
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,651
Okay, buddy boy. Here we go.
l deal again.
323
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:50,872
Okay. I open for two clams.
324
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:55,317
And for Pete's sake, don't go ape with
the betting. It always spoils the game.
325
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,918
Okay, how many cards?
326
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,688
Come on, Floyd.
l'm trying to teach you the game.
327
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,633
A full house.
328
00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:16,070
All right. Lucky.
329
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,457
Watch this one.
330
00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:15,329
Come on, Floyd.
Bottoms up. Chug-a-lug.
331
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,067
How many cards?
332
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,071
All right, wise guy.
333
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,352
Okay, wise guy. l'll play these.
334
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,684
And l'll bet them all.
335
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:44,959
Read them and weep.
336
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,937
Not again.
337
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,939
All right. Take it all.
Go on, take it all!
338
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,445
l hope you're...
l hope you're proud of yourself.
339
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:09,752
Do you know something,
my fine, hairy young friend?
340
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:11,921
You know something?
341
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,951
You play poker like a woman.
342
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,752
You know why?
343
00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:21,321
A woman doesn't know what cards
she's playing either,
344
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,333
and she always wins.
345
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:26,928
And l'll tell you why she always wins.
-Remember Jane.
346
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:30,496
Remember Jane.
347
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:35,068
Floyd, did I ever show you
a picture of my fianc�e?
348
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:42,649
This is the most beautiful creature
in the whole world, Floyd.
349
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,915
Isn't she lovely?
350
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,890
l don't suppose you astro-chimps
351
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,017
ever had a lady friend, huh?
352
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:52,756
l mean, you just never had one.
353
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,096
All that rigorous flight training
and regular... regular hours.
354
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,968
And no dames.
Strict... Strict rules.
355
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:08,009
Oh, Floyd, she's lovely.
356
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:12,478
She's in show business,
l see, huh?
357
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,677
Oh, Floyd,
how you must miss her.
358
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:21,416
Floyd, a toast.
359
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:24,689
A toast with this delicious
Japanese soft drink.
360
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:28,765
To our ladies fair,
361
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,994
wherever they are, may be.
362
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:37,136
From their lonely,
loyal sailor... boys.
363
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,847
Floyd, you look terrible.
364
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:55,287
l better put you two to bed.
365
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,596
You know, you shouldn't
break training like that, Floyd.
366
00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:09,969
Just a minute, Floyd.
367
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,734
You know something, Floyd?
368
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:45,275
They ought to bottle this stuff.
369
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,917
Floyd, a toast.
370
00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,784
To the United States Navy
371
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:02,053
and to the world in general.
372
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,253
Wherever they may be.
373
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,337
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
374
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,747
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
375
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:27,444
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
376
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,216
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
377
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,248
Cock-a-diddle-doodle-dada-diddle.
378
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,385
Ooh.
-Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
379
00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:39,827
lt's not " cock-a-diddle-doodle."
380
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:44,197
lt's " cock-a-doodle-do."
"Cock-a-doodle-do."
381
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:47,499
How many times do I have to tell you?
-Cock-a-doodle-do!
382
00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:49,864
Cock-a-doodle-do!
383
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,938
Cock-a-doodle-do!
384
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,740
Cock-a-doodle-do!
385
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,576
Oh, that was a great idea,
386
00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:04,746
training the bird
to be an alarm clock.
387
00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:33,780
Kumquat cola.
388
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,375
Ah.
389
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,591
Why don't you lead off.
You go off first.
390
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,695
Here.
391
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,845
Now, remember, keep your head...
Watch your grip.
392
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,514
No, that's all wrong.
You lifted your head...
393
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:13,620
Nice shot.
Lousy form and a nice shot.
394
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:18,689
Sometimes it's just luck.
395
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:33,136
Oh, don't get funny.
396
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:53,486
Japanese clubs are a little
short for me, Floyd.
397
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,148
That's a great lie, that is.
398
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,285
Right in the middle of a footprint.
399
00:44:24,361 --> 00:44:27,330
Floyd, your footprints
are all over the place.
400
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:31,494
How many times have I told you
to rake over your footprints in a trap?
401
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:35,698
lt's one of the cardinal rules of golf.
You replace your divots and you...
402
00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:37,035
You know something?
403
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:39,439
That doesn't look like your footprint.
404
00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:44,042
Floyd, l'm sorry. It's one of mine.
Look at this.
405
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:54,053
Actually, it's a little...
little small for mine, isn't it?
406
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,157
Floyd, we're not alone.
407
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,866
Come on!
408
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,371
Stay close to me, Floyd.
409
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,449
Why did it get so quiet
all of a sudden?
410
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:15,701
Come on. Let's go.
411
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:22,205
That means everybody, sailor.
Come on!
412
00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:38,051
See, Floyd? It's all right.
413
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:41,495
Just an ordinary dark,
terrifying cave.
414
00:48:06,650 --> 00:48:10,381
Ah!
-Ah!
415
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,729
Be careful!
You're gonna hurt somebody!
416
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:37,513
Ow! Ow! Ow!
417
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:44,314
Now, listen.
418
00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:45,377
Just calm down.
419
00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:49,315
l'm not gonna hurt you.
l'm not gonna hurt you.
420
00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:52,928
That's it.
l'm not gonna hurt you.
421
00:48:52,996 --> 00:48:56,056
No, wait. Don't, don't. Hey!
422
00:48:57,868 --> 00:49:00,837
Don't stand there, you dumb ape.
We're not playing.
423
00:49:12,816 --> 00:49:15,785
What is the matter with you?
424
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:23,655
All right.
Now, I turn you loose,
425
00:49:24,661 --> 00:49:26,288
you gonna be good?
426
00:49:28,832 --> 00:49:30,959
All right.
427
00:49:31,034 --> 00:49:33,366
Now, just stay calm.
428
00:49:36,573 --> 00:49:39,508
See? See?
429
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:42,170
Nothing to be upset about.
430
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,475
Just be calm.
431
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:46,482
That's it.
432
00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:50,783
All nice. Nice, now.
433
00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:54,185
That's all right.
434
00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:56,452
Me trust.
All smiles. See teeth?
435
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,960
Boy, you know something?
You're as strong as a man.
436
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,702
Doggone it! Watch it!
What's the matter with you?
437
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:11,100
Ow! Ow! Quit!
438
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,937
So here, my dear,
was the dilemma.
439
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,947
I couldn't turn her loose.
440
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:22,509
Poor, wild thing only seemed to have
this one fixed idea in her mind.
441
00:50:22,586 --> 00:50:24,554
She simply wanted to kill me.
442
00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:27,419
So I had to keep her.
I'm sure you understand.
443
00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:30,654
I had to keep an eye on her
for my own protection.
444
00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,760
l sure tied myself a knot there.
445
00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,326
There it is.
446
00:50:41,138 --> 00:50:44,005
Okay, now,
447
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:46,304
no more funny stuff, huh?
448
00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:49,607
There.
449
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:53,171
See? Your friend Rob no hurt.
450
00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:58,782
You hungry?
451
00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:01,449
Want food?
452
00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:02,583
Kau-kau?
453
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:06,696
You thirsty?
Want water? Drink?
454
00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:14,232
Like all wild things,
I knew sooner or later
455
00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:16,431
she'd respond to
a little human kindness.
456
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,902
Hey! Take it easy!
457
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,881
That's dangerous! Here we go!
Lady, watch it!
458
00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:50,839
Okay. We know how to die
in Kansas City.
459
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:53,569
Just make it quick.
460
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:07,950
Listen, if you don't mind my saying so,
you seem a little erratic.
461
00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:15,621
Hey, what's the matter now?
462
00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,570
Hey, what's wrong with you?
463
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,573
What did I do?
464
00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:31,639
You live this island?
465
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,675
You grow up here?
466
00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:37,982
Where... Where house?
467
00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:41,285
Where you sleep, huh?
468
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:48,058
You come... You come across water?
You paddle on boat here?
469
00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:53,202
You live other island?
470
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,836
You all alone?
471
00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:01,738
Now we're getting somewhere.
472
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,972
You got a father?
473
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:10,017
Will you stay out of this, Floyd?
l'm trying to find out something.
474
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,990
l've been around that chimp too long.
475
00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:19,684
Who is your father?
Your father fisherman?
476
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,731
Father fish?
477
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:24,733
Father raise coconut?
478
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:28,828
Father have trading post?
479
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:31,703
Make boats.
Father make boats?
480
00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:36,508
Your father's a monkey?
481
00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:40,313
Father's a...
482
00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:43,409
A chief, huh?
Father chief! Oh, yeah.
483
00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:45,613
Big chief. Yeah.
484
00:53:46,656 --> 00:53:48,783
Is he a nice fella?
485
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:53,223
He not nice fella.
486
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:57,032
Him, uh, maybe cannibal?
487
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,228
You know, uh, cannibal.
488
00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:03,563
That's good.
489
00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:20,679
She says her father's a headhunter.
490
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,922
Why you come this island?
491
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,099
You... Yeah, you father.
492
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:39,664
Yeah. He say you...
493
00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:42,234
You...
494
00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:46,782
Marry! You marry.
495
00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:50,149
Yeah. You marry,
496
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,848
a guy on other island?
497
00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:56,323
And he's ugly. Yeah.
Ugly guy from other island.
498
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:59,055
You father,
499
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,428
he get bracelets,
500
00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:04,524
necklaces, and...
501
00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:08,195
He gets paid for this.
He gets money.
502
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:10,535
You... You say no.
503
00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,700
You say big no.
504
00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:15,040
You say no.
505
00:55:15,111 --> 00:55:18,376
You want to marry...
506
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:21,440
You want to marry the chimp?
507
00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:23,452
You want to marry...
508
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,853
Tall. Tall. Big. Yeah.
509
00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:29,824
Big fella that smiles a lot.
510
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:31,485
A lot of teeth.
511
00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:34,855
But wait.
512
00:55:34,931 --> 00:55:37,092
You father,
513
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:40,136
he send you
514
00:55:40,203 --> 00:55:42,637
to seagulls.
515
00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:46,540
No, send you to the... the sharks.
516
00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:49,510
l got that. Yeah. But wait.
517
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:52,514
Father...
518
00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:56,852
...changed his head.
519
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,617
Changed his mind!
Father changed his mind. Yeah?
520
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:03,750
He paddled you
521
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,887
to this island. Well, why?
522
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:12,032
He bring you to see...
523
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,297
...a big...
524
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,773
...Frankenstein.
525
00:56:18,842 --> 00:56:22,369
No, you see the big, green giant.
526
00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:25,608
Turn you into stone.
527
00:56:25,682 --> 00:56:28,310
No. Kabuna. Kabuna.
528
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,946
Who's Kabuna?
-Kabuna evil god of island.
529
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,956
Kill, kill! Big hoo! All finish up.
530
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:37,686
The big stone face
where I found you, huh?
531
00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:40,628
Well, why didn't you say...
You speak English.
532
00:56:40,697 --> 00:56:44,861
Oh, yes. Speak English
plenty great. Fluently.
533
00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:46,885
Why keep it a secret?
We wouldn't have
534
00:56:46,886 --> 00:56:48,836
had to go through
that other stuff.
535
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:53,467
l like other stuff.
Good game. A joy for me.
536
00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:57,411
Most time I catch sad life.
Must make up good things.
537
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,710
You make up things, huh?
538
00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:03,844
Like about your father a bad chief
and sending you here to die.
539
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,718
Oh, no. All true.
Father all bad.
540
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:09,623
Throw all wives, noisy daughters
kau-kau to shark.
541
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:11,990
Laugh. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
542
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:16,088
Wait. His own wives and daughters?
-Why not? Got plenty left.
543
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:19,294
And he brought you here to die?
-Yes.
544
00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:21,803
Kabuna get me.
Kill, kill. Mash, mash.
545
00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:23,600
l die or finish up.
546
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:24,662
Oh, for...
547
00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:27,904
Just because you won't marry
some dumb cluck!
548
00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:30,673
A woman should have the right
to marry whom she wants.
549
00:57:30,747 --> 00:57:32,271
Woman got what?
-Rights.
550
00:57:32,348 --> 00:57:34,942
What's a matter word, " rights"?
551
00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:39,785
Well, it's something women have where
l come from. They do what they want.
552
00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:44,118
Father be crossing coconut,
553
00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,128
he hear you sing out this " rights."
554
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:49,723
Well, l'm not looking forward
to meeting your father.
555
00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:52,927
He not come along this side?
-No.
556
00:57:53,002 --> 00:57:56,733
Oh, good. Heart belong
me tick-tock much better.
557
00:57:56,806 --> 00:58:01,004
l don't like to knock somebody else's
family, but your father sounds like...
558
00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:03,136
He not fright me.
559
00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:06,876
l'll tell you something.
He fright me. Mm-hmm.
560
00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:10,647
Boy, what am I gonna do with you?
561
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,085
Nothing can do.
562
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,986
Father and Kabuna work together.
563
00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:15,991
Plenty smart.
564
00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,117
Anyway, you stay here tonight.
565
00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:26,234
Oh, everything's okay.
l'll sleep outside.
566
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:30,466
Everything's okay.
l'm practically married.
567
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:33,976
Wait a minute. Here, l'll show you
a picture of my girl.
568
00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:36,008
There. Look at that.
569
00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:38,444
Beautiful, isn't she?
570
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,143
Eew. Looks sick.
571
00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:43,447
Where girl color go?
572
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,216
Well, she's what we call a blond.
573
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:49,053
They have more fun, you know.
574
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:52,619
Floyd.
575
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,720
Now, don't worry.
576
00:58:54,797 --> 00:58:57,197
l'll leave Floyd here to guard you.
577
00:58:57,267 --> 00:59:01,533
You got the picture, Floyd?
l am appointing you official protector.
578
00:59:01,604 --> 00:59:06,268
Nobody, I repeat, nobody gets in here
to bother that young lady tonight.
579
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,382
And that includes me.
580
00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:21,013
Good night.
581
00:59:38,775 --> 00:59:41,266
Jane would be proud of me.
582
00:59:41,344 --> 00:59:44,677
Takes character to walk away
from a beautiful native girl like that.
583
01:00:01,364 --> 01:00:05,528
l guess at heart l'm just a good,
wholesome kid.
584
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,866
Good and wholesome, stupid kid.
585
01:00:15,144 --> 01:00:18,136
Hammock doesn't look too big to me.
586
01:00:55,518 --> 01:00:58,510
Don't tell me it's gonna...
587
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:01,185
Aw!
588
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,589
Aw, nuts!
589
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:18,164
Oh, hi, boy. Thattaboy.
That's the way to stand a watch.
590
01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:19,572
What...
591
01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:22,406
Cut the clowning, Floyd.
lt's just me! Come...
592
01:01:23,946 --> 01:01:25,345
Look, stupid,
593
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:27,975
l just wanna get a blanket
because it's raining!
594
01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:30,315
l'm not going in there to stay.
Come on!
595
01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:35,117
Floyd, have a heart.
l'm freezing out here.
596
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:38,024
All I wanna do
is get that blanket there.
597
01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:40,358
Go on, Floyd! Please!
598
01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:45,192
lf that isn't typical. You give a chimp
authority, he'll wanna take over.
599
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:51,902
Thanks a lot!
l'd like to put you back in orbit.
600
01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:11,049
Dumb monkey.
601
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:59,736
But, after the fight was over,
we came to terms.
602
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,743
And so, my dear,
603
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:07,340
that's how your very own
Lt. Robin Crusoe
604
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,351
met his Man Friday.
605
01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:15,256
Except she was a girl.
606
01:03:15,324 --> 01:03:19,556
l named her "Wednesday."
607
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,563
Wednesday.
608
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,794
Don't get the idea
609
01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:27,768
she's one of those
610
01:03:27,837 --> 01:03:30,738
gorgeous island girls.
611
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:31,831
Island.
612
01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:35,935
She's just a plain little thing,
actually.
613
01:03:49,025 --> 01:03:51,550
You write scritch-scratch a lot her?
614
01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:54,494
Yes, twice a day.
615
01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:57,158
What her name?
-Who?
616
01:03:57,233 --> 01:04:00,293
Remember Jane.
-I remember Jane. Jane!
617
01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:04,669
That's her name. Jane.
She's a real lovely little lady.
618
01:04:06,742 --> 01:04:09,734
Dear Jane. Dear Jane.
619
01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:14,373
Anyway,
620
01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:18,511
the real problem isn't Wednesday.
621
01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:20,954
lt's Tanamashu,
622
01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:26,290
that old headhunter father of hers.
623
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:29,456
Meantime, all my love.
624
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:33,059
Hurriedly, Rob.
625
01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:41,800
Remember Jane.
Remember Jane.
626
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:56,618
* Go tell Aunt Rhody
627
01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:58,660
* Go tell Aunt Rhody
628
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,425
* Go tell Aunt Rhody
she's really Uncle Fred *
629
01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:33,587
lt's him! Tanamashu!
630
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,094
Wednesday! Wednesday!
631
01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:41,159
Tanamashu's coming!
632
01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:46,703
Your nutty father's here. Come on.
We gotta blow out of here!
633
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,610
Floyd, put down
that silly comic book.
634
01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:59,212
We'll hide in the jungle!
Wednesday, where you going?
635
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:06,253
Give me your hand.
Let's get out of here!
636
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:18,103
Floyd, come on!
637
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:34,215
l don't like the looks of this.
638
01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:39,460
Well, I mean, I like the looks of it,
639
01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:42,463
but I don't like the looks of it.
640
01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:48,528
So?
641
01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:53,365
So let's get outta here!
642
01:06:59,915 --> 01:07:01,906
Come on, Floyd!
643
01:08:14,490 --> 01:08:16,117
Hee-ya!
644
01:08:40,015 --> 01:08:41,778
Oh, boy.
645
01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:02,369
Who are you?
-Sorry.
646
01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:05,464
These are sisters-cousins belong me.
647
01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:10,205
Okay, you can tell sisters and cousins
to get out of the way
648
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:13,043
if they don't want to see
an innocent man drown.
649
01:09:13,115 --> 01:09:17,381
One moment. Sisters-cousins
all must run for lives!
650
01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:18,545
Was all my fault.
651
01:09:18,854 --> 01:09:23,120
l not go marriage with ugly,
bad snake island chief.
652
01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:26,423
Father catch crazy!
Father plenty cross.
653
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:29,362
Kill, kill! Big hoo!
654
01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:32,366
Begin to throw all daughters-cousins
kau-kau to shark.
655
01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:35,062
l'm drowning!
You gotta believe me.
656
01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:38,129
l'm very sincere.
-One moment!
657
01:09:38,207 --> 01:09:41,870
l tell sisters-cousins,
woman got rights!
658
01:09:41,944 --> 01:09:47,439
My whole life passing
in front of my eyes!
659
01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:51,782
Woman got rights, you say!
-Okay, okay. Women got rights.
660
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,719
So we not go now.
661
01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:57,850
You just said your father's gonna
kau-kau everybody to the sharks.
662
01:09:57,927 --> 01:10:01,124
But Father got to catch first.
First we fight!
663
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,563
Fight? Fight?
664
01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:06,999
Wednesday, you're out of your mind!
You can't fight.
665
01:10:07,069 --> 01:10:08,366
We try.
666
01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:10,769
Sisters-cousins fight good,
probably.
667
01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:14,339
You be our chief.
-Me?
668
01:10:14,410 --> 01:10:17,902
Well, chief, admiral, general.
What is word?
669
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:20,608
The word's " no."
670
01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:31,258
Following a brief period
of brainwashing,
671
01:10:31,327 --> 01:10:34,854
I decided to accept their offer
and make the best of it.
672
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:38,730
* Until we meet once more
673
01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:41,361
* We wishing you
a happy voyage home *
674
01:10:41,437 --> 01:10:44,167
Company, halt!
675
01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,970
Now hear this!
676
01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:57,513
ln my book, there's just one way
to do things, and that is the Navy way.
677
01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:04,618
The entire efficiency of a fighting
machine is based on just one thing.
678
01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:07,852
Discipline.
679
01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:12,589
Discipline, discipline, discipline!
680
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:19,634
We shape up or ship out!
681
01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:21,903
Let's see if we can form a line
along here.
682
01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:23,501
On the double!
683
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:32,550
All right, ladies. Shape up!
684
01:11:32,621 --> 01:11:35,021
That's enough shaping up.
685
01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:36,523
At ease!
686
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,452
Admiral Honey, they
already at ease, thank you.
687
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:44,693
Feel fine. Like you plenty.
688
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:48,533
That's not what I meant.
Never mind.
689
01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,467
All right, sailor,
wipe that smile off your face.
690
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,408
I said wipe it off!
-Okay, honey.
691
01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:59,243
You mean " sir."
-Okay, honey, sir.
692
01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:04,779
Smarten up, sailor.
Smarten up.
693
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:09,381
All right, belay that giggling!
Sailors do not giggle!
694
01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,449
Well, thank you.
695
01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:13,188
Wait a minute. No.
Wait a minute.
696
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:16,993
Let's not confuse the relationship
between an officer and personnel.
697
01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:20,627
Ladies, discipline is very important
here! Come on! Knock it off.
698
01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:24,366
Knock it...
Company, dismissed!
699
01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:33,938
lt's gonna be a very tough war.
700
01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:42,012
Not much good-looking house.
-That doesn't matter.
701
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:46,187
What's important is that we get our
battle strategy clearly in our minds.
702
01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:49,696
Okay, Admiral Honey.
You're boss.
703
01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:57,405
Yeah. All right. Where does
Father usually land his canoes?
704
01:12:59,608 --> 01:13:01,735
Always here.
705
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:04,370
Always take this path to Kabuna here.
706
01:13:04,446 --> 01:13:07,040
What does Father do at Kabuna?
707
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,482
They do good business.
708
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:11,781
Father stand to Kabuna.
709
01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:15,290
Father say, "l, Tanamashu, here.
710
01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:18,417
What great god Kabuna
got to say?"
711
01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:20,359
And Kabuna say,
712
01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:24,559
"You good chief, Tanamashu.
Kabuna like you plenty.
713
01:13:24,633 --> 01:13:28,933
Tell people to bring you best fish,
bring you pretty new girls,
714
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:31,370
throw old wives
kau-kau to shark.
715
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:34,238
This make Kabuna plenty happy."
716
01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:36,903
Sounds a little fishy to me.
717
01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:39,407
You mean, people hear
Kabuna say this?
718
01:13:39,481 --> 01:13:42,109
Oh, not people. People not hear.
719
01:13:42,184 --> 01:13:45,153
Kabuna speak only to Father.
Only Father hear.
720
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:49,247
Oh! Only Father hear, huh?
721
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,450
l think I know that bit.
722
01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:56,093
What's the matter, "bit"?
723
01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:02,597
l may just visit Kabuna myself.
724
01:14:02,671 --> 01:14:04,662
l may outsmart Father.
725
01:14:06,074 --> 01:14:08,304
You outsmart Father?
726
01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:11,346
Wednesday, all due respect
to your father,
727
01:14:11,413 --> 01:14:14,143
but he is, after all, just a savage.
728
01:14:14,216 --> 01:14:16,616
On the other hand,
l am graduated with honors
729
01:14:16,685 --> 01:14:18,403
from one of the finest
technical schools
730
01:14:18,404 --> 01:14:20,121
in the United States.
731
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:23,681
ln all honesty, who do you think
is going to outsmart whom?
732
01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,953
Father.
733
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:29,922
You got some other plan,
Admiral Honey?
734
01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:33,263
Well, as a last resort,
l mean only as a last resort,
735
01:14:33,335 --> 01:14:35,803
we may have to fight,
make a big hoo-hoo.
736
01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:37,668
This good type plan.
All sisters-cousins
737
01:14:37,669 --> 01:14:39,466
like to make big hoo-hoo!
738
01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:44,205
Okay, but remember, we hoo-hoo
only in the case of emergency.
739
01:14:47,616 --> 01:14:50,346
Someone may get hurt
if we hoo-hoo,
740
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:52,478
and l'm afraid I know who.
741
01:14:53,355 --> 01:14:55,482
All right, young people.
Get to work.
742
01:14:55,557 --> 01:14:57,923
Snap it up! Mm-hmm.
743
01:15:02,731 --> 01:15:06,565
Cousin, take topside.
Plenty hurry.
744
01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,195
What's the matter this thing?
-Don't know.
745
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:12,900
Admiral Honey say move it, we move.
Come along, sisters-cousins.
746
01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:16,001
On your toes. Gung ho.
Now, move out, move out. Come on.
747
01:15:21,650 --> 01:15:25,518
What's the matter this?
Maybe candy stick.
748
01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:29,216
You think?
-Maybe candy. Maybe not.
749
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:33,284
Hey, watch it!
Hey, those are flares.
750
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,296
Explosive.
751
01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:44,932
Just take them up topside.
Don't fool around.
752
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:48,807
Come along, sisters-cousins.
On your toes! Now, move out! Come on.
753
01:15:57,619 --> 01:15:59,951
Well, here goes.
754
01:16:06,995 --> 01:16:09,930
Hey! Hey, I did it!
l got the generator working!
755
01:16:09,998 --> 01:16:12,728
Ow! Oh, boy.
756
01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:19,466
Stop horsing around!
This thing is dangerous.
757
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:21,509
Stop it!
758
01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:36,914
Hey, away from the water!
That wire's hot!
759
01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:43,523
Sweetie, that line runs back
to the generator.
760
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,090
You step in the water
with the juice turned on,
761
01:16:46,168 --> 01:16:48,796
you'll light up like a Roman candle.
762
01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:51,202
l mean, you shoot off sparks.
763
01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,867
You know, I mean, big smoke.
764
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:57,434
Thank you.
You are pretty nice yourself.
765
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,172
Yeah.
766
01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:10,388
Hey!
767
01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:18,493
So far, so good.
768
01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,627
Like you say, so far, so good.
769
01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:23,694
Yeah...
770
01:17:24,206 --> 01:17:25,798
Yeah.
771
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,107
Wednesday, I do not like this.
772
01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:36,173
Sisters-cousins take good care
of Admiral Honey.
773
01:17:36,251 --> 01:17:39,687
Admirals don't get carried around
on litters by girls.
774
01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:41,689
At least not in wartime.
775
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:45,215
Ladies got to respect,
got to look up to Admiral Honey.
776
01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:48,262
Ride in litter, save face.
777
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:52,562
Also feet.
- lt's not my face l'm worried about.
778
01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:09,881
Floyd, no, no.
779
01:18:09,951 --> 01:18:12,784
Get down from there.
780
01:18:14,623 --> 01:18:16,955
You do it like this.
781
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,993
l always thought you
were the big brain.
782
01:18:23,899 --> 01:18:26,197
No, you idiot! Stay back!
783
01:18:29,604 --> 01:18:32,903
Don't get sore at me. Why didn't you
watch what you were doing?
784
01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:36,205
Maybe we've learned
a little lesson now.
785
01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:48,013
Yo.
786
01:18:50,659 --> 01:18:52,650
Move it out.
787
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:59,090
Periscope secure
788
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:01,397
and working.
789
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:04,405
Now, let's see. Flares.
790
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:07,374
Flares. Twelve cases.
791
01:19:07,442 --> 01:19:10,707
Smoke bombs, six.
792
01:19:10,779 --> 01:19:12,974
Oxygen tank, one.
793
01:19:13,048 --> 01:19:16,279
Smoke masks. Smoke masks.
794
01:19:16,351 --> 01:19:18,285
Two.
795
01:19:18,353 --> 01:19:21,288
First-aid kit. First-aid kit. One.
796
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,481
Flamethrower, one.
797
01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:30,464
Okay.
798
01:19:31,566 --> 01:19:33,431
And...
799
01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:36,938
Fire extinguisher,
carbon-dioxide spray type.
800
01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:44,278
Nice effect.
801
01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:47,713
Okay, battery packs. Six.
802
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:50,843
Extra spool of wire,
double-14 gauge, two.
803
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:56,016
Water valve installed and working.
804
01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:58,025
And that's about it.
805
01:20:08,370 --> 01:20:12,636
Hello, hello.
Testing, one, two, three. Testing.
806
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,733
Hello. How now brown cow.
807
01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:19,636
Hello. Brown cow.
One, two, three. Testing.
808
01:20:19,714 --> 01:20:22,706
Testing. Woof-woof.
Hello, Max. Hello.
809
01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,649
Hello. Hello. Hello.
810
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,120
How now brown cow.
811
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:33,025
'Round the rugged rock
the ragged rascal ran.
812
01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:37,861
Sister Susie sells seashells
by the seashore.
813
01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:41,630
Soft. What light
in yon window breaks?
814
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:46,205
It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun.
815
01:20:46,942 --> 01:20:49,137
See how she leans her cheek
upon her hand.
816
01:20:49,211 --> 01:20:52,339
Would that I were a glove.
817
01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:53,881
You read...
818
01:20:57,219 --> 01:20:59,653
Sorry, folks.
819
01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,712
Kabuna a little hammy there.
820
01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:05,390
Okay.
821
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:10,727
Kabuna say daughter
of Tanamashu speak!
822
01:21:10,799 --> 01:21:13,859
Go ahead, Wednesday.
That's your cue. Speak.
823
01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,300
Okay.
824
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,964
l, daughter of Tanamashu, speak.
825
01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:21,634
Proceed! Kabuna listen.
826
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,304
l say woman got rights.
827
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,313
Okay.
828
01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:28,576
l say woman got right to talk.
829
01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:30,641
That's right.
830
01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:34,450
l say woman got right
to choose first-chop fella!
831
01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:40,218
l say Tanamashu no good.
832
01:21:40,295 --> 01:21:43,059
l love Tanamashu. He my father.
833
01:21:43,131 --> 01:21:47,659
But he no good.
We give him big squeeze!
834
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,729
Kabuna got to go along
with daughter of Tanamashu.
835
01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:53,899
Daughter plenty okay.
836
01:21:53,975 --> 01:21:56,535
Kabuna say woman got rights.
837
01:21:58,613 --> 01:22:01,377
Woman got rights to talk.
838
01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:05,510
Got rights to choose
first-chop fella.
839
01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,987
Tanamashu plenty tough?
Okay.
840
01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:10,718
The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.
841
01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:14,353
And the team that won't be beaten,
can't be beaten.
842
01:22:15,297 --> 01:22:18,562
All right, now go out there
and win one for old Kabuna!
843
01:22:20,802 --> 01:22:24,499
* Anchor aweigh, me boy
844
01:22:24,572 --> 01:22:28,440
* Anchor aweigh
845
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,727
All right. What's going on in here?
846
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:50,287
There's nobody in those lookout
stations. There's a war going on.
847
01:22:50,365 --> 01:22:54,597
Come on! Everybody move it
back to their work! On the double.
848
01:22:56,338 --> 01:22:58,272
Sorry. My fault.
849
01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:00,740
Well, a fine combat force this is.
850
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:02,709
There's nobody on those posts.
851
01:23:02,777 --> 01:23:05,974
Everybody's playing laugh and giggle
while Tanamashu
852
01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:08,709
quietly sneaks in here
and cuts our throats.
853
01:23:08,783 --> 01:23:10,876
Wednesday sorry.
854
01:23:11,786 --> 01:23:14,949
Well, we gotta run
a tight ship around here.
855
01:23:15,757 --> 01:23:19,193
Look, I am trying awfully hard
to keep a grasp on the...
856
01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:22,954
...realities.
857
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:28,265
How about Wednesday
fix you breakfast, Admiral Honey?
858
01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:31,664
Well, okay.
859
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,731
l'll write my letter.
860
01:23:35,143 --> 01:23:38,135
Okay. You write, I fix.
861
01:23:45,587 --> 01:23:46,576
Dear...
862
01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,017
Uh...
863
01:23:50,091 --> 01:23:51,786
Dear...
864
01:23:52,894 --> 01:23:54,191
Dear...
865
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:06,238
"My undying love.
Your Jane."
866
01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:09,743
Jane. Jane. That's it. Jane.
What's the matter with me?
867
01:24:11,513 --> 01:24:13,674
Oh, honey, I don't know
what's come...
868
01:24:13,748 --> 01:24:15,409
Ooh.
869
01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:17,041
Jane?
870
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:22,281
l better get off this island
pretty soon.
871
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,301
Dear old Jane.
872
01:24:47,315 --> 01:24:50,182
Uh, dearest Jane.
873
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,898
Tanamashu.
874
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:10,431
Tanamashu come! Tanamashu!
875
01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:19,841
As the days wear on,
876
01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:22,246
l can't help feeling
877
01:25:22,317 --> 01:25:23,909
more and more...
878
01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:27,944
Tanamashu!
Tanamashu come!
879
01:25:28,022 --> 01:25:29,080
Tanamashu!
880
01:25:29,157 --> 01:25:31,284
Tanamashu!
-Tanamashu come!
881
01:25:32,894 --> 01:25:36,660
Tanamashu come!
Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm!
882
01:25:36,731 --> 01:25:38,995
Sound the alarm!
883
01:25:41,669 --> 01:25:43,603
This is it.
884
01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:47,732
9:22 am.
Tanamashu sighted.
885
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:51,404
lf you don't hear from me again,
you'll know what happened.
886
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:53,413
Love, Rob.
887
01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:55,915
Tanamashu come!
Sound the alarm!
888
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:58,544
Sound the alarm!
-Tanamashu come!
889
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:01,180
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
890
01:26:15,770 --> 01:26:18,500
Bad enough I gotta be stranded
in the South Pacific
891
01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:20,541
without a bunch of hysterical women.
892
01:26:20,608 --> 01:26:24,374
Admiral I had to be with my big mouth.
instead of wait for the Navy to get me.
893
01:26:25,113 --> 01:26:27,172
Tanamashu come!
894
01:26:36,791 --> 01:26:39,259
All right!
Remember your battle training.
895
01:26:39,327 --> 01:26:42,125
Remember your training.
Let's not lose our heads.
896
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:45,098
Admiral's not gonna let anything
happen to anybody!
897
01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:47,566
l gotta get ahold of myself.
All right, now!
898
01:26:47,635 --> 01:26:50,798
Battle alert! Battle plans! " A."
899
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:56,207
All right, plan " A" for Able
is under operation right now.
900
01:26:56,277 --> 01:26:59,735
Commanders, get your men
in their positions. Your women!
901
01:26:59,814 --> 01:27:02,783
Wednesday, get my binoculars.
Okay?
902
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:05,080
Now get your weapons, everybody.
903
01:27:07,155 --> 01:27:10,420
l wanna wish everybody good luck,
and keep your spirits up.
904
01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:13,324
Keep your communications open.
905
01:27:17,498 --> 01:27:21,298
All right. Uh, move out! Move out!
906
01:27:26,507 --> 01:27:30,637
Wednesday! Wednesday,
you, uh, you go with me.
907
01:27:38,453 --> 01:27:41,286
Now, remember,
we hold to Plan " A",
908
01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:43,483
unless I signal.
909
01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:46,049
No violence.
We're gonna negotiate.
910
01:27:46,127 --> 01:27:49,893
Talk-talk.
-Okay, okay.
911
01:27:49,964 --> 01:27:54,298
But talk-talk still lousy idea.
You don't know Father.
912
01:27:54,369 --> 01:27:56,166
Which one is Dad?
913
01:28:01,009 --> 01:28:04,570
l can't help wondering
if you're being fair to your father.
914
01:28:04,646 --> 01:28:07,444
Father under umbrella.
915
01:28:07,515 --> 01:28:10,040
He can't be as bad
as you're painting him.
916
01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:14,916
What Father doing now?
917
01:28:16,691 --> 01:28:18,750
Changing a tire.
918
01:28:20,061 --> 01:28:22,894
All right, get ready. Go on.
919
01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:35,772
* Anchor aweigh, me boy
920
01:28:35,843 --> 01:28:39,279
* Anchor aweigh
921
01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:43,374
* Farewell to college, boy
922
01:28:43,451 --> 01:28:47,785
* We sail at break of day
Day, day, day
923
01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:51,018
* Through our last night on shore
924
01:28:51,092 --> 01:28:56,530
* Drink to the foam
925
01:28:56,597 --> 01:28:59,395
* Until we meet once more
926
01:28:59,467 --> 01:29:03,528
* We wishing you
a happy voyage home *
927
01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:32,822
Bad daughter! You!
928
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:43,806
Grab bad daughter!
-One moment, please.
929
01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:47,405
Bad daughter got right to talk.
All women got rights.
930
01:29:47,482 --> 01:29:49,074
Why?
931
01:29:49,150 --> 01:29:52,881
Why bad daughter
want right to talk?
932
01:29:52,954 --> 01:29:54,922
What's the matter?
933
01:29:54,989 --> 01:29:57,958
Get everyone mix up!
934
01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:01,594
Well, everything is okay.
935
01:30:01,662 --> 01:30:06,190
No, woman don't got to need
right to talk. Great Kabuna say this.
936
01:30:06,267 --> 01:30:08,235
Great Kabuna not say this.
937
01:30:08,302 --> 01:30:11,863
Great Kabuna say,
"No, no, no! Woman got rights!"
938
01:30:11,939 --> 01:30:15,136
Kabuna say, "No, no, no, no"?
939
01:30:15,209 --> 01:30:17,040
How you know?
940
01:30:18,846 --> 01:30:20,370
Kabuna tell me this.
941
01:30:22,483 --> 01:30:24,781
Great Kabuna tell her this!
942
01:30:24,852 --> 01:30:30,188
Everyone know Kabuna
speak only to Tanamashu!
943
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:35,552
Kabuna speak to me.
-Maybe.
944
01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:37,723
Maybe so.
945
01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:41,599
How about we all go Kabuna, hmm?
946
01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:44,695
Everyone see Kabuna
speak only Tanamashu!
947
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:50,210
Maybe great Kabuna
speak bad daughter, too.
948
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:53,247
Okay, we go?
-Okay.
949
01:30:53,314 --> 01:30:56,078
Okay, we go.
We have feast,
950
01:30:56,150 --> 01:31:00,086
good time, dancing!
951
01:31:00,154 --> 01:31:04,523
Talk about woman rights
to great Kabuna.
952
01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:08,619
Maybe throw bad daughter
kau-kau to shark.
953
01:31:08,696 --> 01:31:11,529
Sharks got rights too, eh?
954
01:31:26,581 --> 01:31:30,210
Boy, he's walking right into it.
955
01:32:03,684 --> 01:32:06,676
Come on, Floyd! What's the matter
with you? Will you let go?
956
01:32:06,754 --> 01:32:10,315
l can talk to you later.
Come on, Floyd. Gotta go.
957
01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:12,825
lt's very important, Floyd!
958
01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:16,421
l gotta get over to Kabuna! Ah!
959
01:32:16,497 --> 01:32:19,762
Floyd, get me down from here!
960
01:32:32,179 --> 01:32:36,582
Kabuna speak Tanamashu.
Then we die. All finished up.
961
01:32:36,651 --> 01:32:39,586
Everything okay. Kabuna okay.
962
01:32:39,654 --> 01:32:41,554
He with us, remember?
963
01:32:41,622 --> 01:32:43,988
Floyd, this is no time
for games! Let go!
964
01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:47,926
Come on, Floyd!
965
01:32:47,995 --> 01:32:50,691
Almighty Kabuna,
966
01:32:50,765 --> 01:32:54,792
Tanamashu give you greetings.
967
01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:59,033
Greetings, Kabuna.
968
01:33:04,478 --> 01:33:05,775
Huh?
969
01:33:07,014 --> 01:33:08,948
Mighty Kabuna,
970
01:33:09,016 --> 01:33:13,953
bad daughter wish you speak.
971
01:33:14,021 --> 01:33:16,148
You like this?
972
01:33:25,933 --> 01:33:27,992
My daughter,
973
01:33:28,069 --> 01:33:30,469
great Kabuna say speak okay.
974
01:33:35,776 --> 01:33:39,268
Great Kabuna, speak to me.
975
01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:43,044
Speak so not only I hear,
976
01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:44,914
not only Father hear,
977
01:33:44,986 --> 01:33:46,977
but everyone hear.
978
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,490
Okay, Floyd, l'm loose.
You can let go now.
979
01:34:00,668 --> 01:34:02,898
Speak of Tanamashu.
980
01:34:02,970 --> 01:34:06,701
Speak of woman got rights.
Speak of all things.
981
01:34:10,378 --> 01:34:13,905
We wait patiently, great Kabuna.
982
01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:19,113
This is what Rob honey call " cue."
983
01:34:20,721 --> 01:34:23,349
Woof-woof.
-Woof-woof?
984
01:34:23,424 --> 01:34:24,891
Woof-woof?
985
01:34:24,959 --> 01:34:30,488
Great Kabuna, maybe one word?
986
01:34:30,564 --> 01:34:32,964
Maybe small whisper?
987
01:34:36,170 --> 01:34:38,934
Kabuna pretty smart, eh?
988
01:34:43,177 --> 01:34:44,838
Grab woman!
989
01:34:49,617 --> 01:34:51,642
Just a minute, Charlie.
990
01:34:51,719 --> 01:34:53,983
Hold it!
-Huh?
991
01:34:59,493 --> 01:35:02,394
Drop those girls!
992
01:35:02,830 --> 01:35:05,458
Tanamashu, listen!
993
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:09,333
Kabuna now speak to all people.
994
01:35:09,403 --> 01:35:12,497
Keep it up, Floyd.
995
01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,405
Kabuna say woman got rights!
996
01:35:17,478 --> 01:35:20,413
What's the matter here?
997
01:35:21,749 --> 01:35:25,708
This not Kabuna voice!
998
01:35:25,786 --> 01:35:30,246
No! Only Tanamashu
can hear Kabuna voice!
999
01:35:30,324 --> 01:35:32,224
Not true!
1000
01:35:32,293 --> 01:35:36,059
Kabuna plenty tired of Tanamashu
put words in mouth.
1001
01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:42,000
Tanamashu think maybe
this some kind of trick.
1002
01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:47,632
Why great Kabuna speak
white men fashion, eh?
1003
01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:50,006
Kabuna speak many tongues.
1004
01:35:50,077 --> 01:35:53,843
Speak with flaming tongue of anger!
1005
01:36:07,595 --> 01:36:10,564
Kabuna speak with icy breath...
1006
01:36:10,631 --> 01:36:13,828
...of contempt!
1007
01:36:25,646 --> 01:36:28,114
What you say now,
bad Chief Tanamashu?
1008
01:36:28,182 --> 01:36:31,549
l say you fake!
1009
01:36:31,619 --> 01:36:35,453
What you call Kabuna,
Kabuna call you double!
1010
01:36:35,523 --> 01:36:39,721
l say you one big
1011
01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:42,126
finish-up liar!
1012
01:36:42,196 --> 01:36:43,788
Get on the water, Floyd.
1013
01:36:43,864 --> 01:36:47,356
Now you make Kabuna
plenty mad.
1014
01:36:47,468 --> 01:36:49,732
Get the water.
1015
01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:52,432
Come on, Floyd. Turn it on!
1016
01:37:00,381 --> 01:37:01,643
Right on target!
1017
01:37:01,715 --> 01:37:03,546
Pour it on! Keep it coming!
1018
01:37:03,617 --> 01:37:06,609
More pressure, Floyd!
Don't be afraid of it!
1019
01:37:18,432 --> 01:37:20,866
Ooh! Ah!
1020
01:37:22,436 --> 01:37:26,463
Rob!
-Floyd!
1021
01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:29,441
Floyd!
1022
01:37:31,378 --> 01:37:34,905
Floyd, turn it down!
1023
01:37:38,252 --> 01:37:39,412
Floyd!
1024
01:37:42,990 --> 01:37:45,584
Hey, Floyd! Turn it down!
1025
01:38:00,841 --> 01:38:04,470
Turn it down, you idiot!
1026
01:38:05,312 --> 01:38:08,748
Turn it down!
1027
01:38:17,191 --> 01:38:20,490
Go on! Get out of here!
Plan "B"!
1028
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:23,655
All right, you guys.
You want Kabuna get tough?
1029
01:38:26,133 --> 01:38:28,431
Back!
1030
01:38:43,183 --> 01:38:45,083
Hold it! Hold it.
1031
01:38:45,152 --> 01:38:47,814
Kabuna watch every move.
1032
01:38:48,589 --> 01:38:51,080
Grab him! Get him!
1033
01:38:53,861 --> 01:38:55,192
Floyd.
1034
01:38:55,262 --> 01:38:57,662
Floyd, turn on the water.
1035
01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:04,996
Hold it! Hold it.
1036
01:39:05,072 --> 01:39:08,405
Floyd, tell Kabuna hit the water!
1037
01:39:20,921 --> 01:39:24,550
You dare defy great god Kabuna?
1038
01:39:25,326 --> 01:39:26,918
Back!
1039
01:39:26,994 --> 01:39:29,690
Great Kabuna, turn on the water!
1040
01:39:29,763 --> 01:39:32,027
Anybody, hit the water!
1041
01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:35,926
Don't bother me, Floyd. l'm busy.
1042
01:39:59,793 --> 01:40:02,887
Hey, look out! Back!
1043
01:40:12,639 --> 01:40:15,403
Cut it out, will you?
1044
01:40:15,476 --> 01:40:17,910
Kabuna say he ready to blow!
1045
01:40:26,987 --> 01:40:31,083
Run! Go!
-I tough Chief Tanamashu!
1046
01:40:31,158 --> 01:40:33,149
Tanamashu never run.
1047
01:40:36,530 --> 01:40:39,863
Let go!
1048
01:40:42,603 --> 01:40:44,662
Ah!
1049
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:57,810
Run! Quick! Quick!
1050
01:40:57,885 --> 01:41:03,687
Tanamashu always runs.
Wait! Wait!
1051
01:41:08,028 --> 01:41:11,486
Where? Where everybody go?
1052
01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:13,590
What's the matter?
1053
01:41:23,644 --> 01:41:25,635
This way!
1054
01:41:36,557 --> 01:41:39,720
Huh?
1055
01:41:41,628 --> 01:41:44,563
What's the matter?
1056
01:42:01,648 --> 01:42:04,344
He my father. I pull.
-Okay.
1057
01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:09,516
Ah! Ah!
1058
01:43:45,018 --> 01:43:47,043
You, uh, have enough?
1059
01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:51,318
You say uncle?
1060
01:43:53,560 --> 01:43:55,551
Father say uncle.
1061
01:43:59,967 --> 01:44:01,958
Look!
1062
01:44:03,570 --> 01:44:06,095
Kabuna smile!
1063
01:44:22,522 --> 01:44:24,649
Very good, okay.
1064
01:44:24,725 --> 01:44:27,285
Thank you.
1065
01:44:30,230 --> 01:44:32,892
Say, Tanamashu,
1066
01:44:32,966 --> 01:44:35,434
l'm sorry about those boats.
1067
01:44:35,502 --> 01:44:38,562
Well, it must take a long time
to hollow out one of those.
1068
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,900
Kuaga.
-What? Kuou-ou?
1069
01:44:43,977 --> 01:44:47,970
Kuagigake.
-Oh, kuagigake.
1070
01:45:22,349 --> 01:45:25,284
You know,
she is a wonderful girl.
1071
01:45:25,352 --> 01:45:29,345
She's gonna make some headhunter
a great little wife someday.
1072
01:45:36,063 --> 01:45:39,624
Sure! Sure, go.
Go dance with bad daughter!
1073
01:45:39,700 --> 01:45:41,691
Go!
1074
01:45:51,511 --> 01:45:52,500
Hey!
1075
01:45:59,619 --> 01:46:03,612
Wise guy dance okay!
1076
01:46:09,096 --> 01:46:14,625
Wise guy dance pretty good
marriage dance!
1077
01:46:15,102 --> 01:46:17,764
Marriage dance?
1078
01:46:17,838 --> 01:46:20,966
No, no. Wait a minute.
Please, please.
1079
01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:25,341
Tanamashu don't lose daughter, no!
1080
01:46:26,346 --> 01:46:30,578
Tanamashu got wise-guy son!
1081
01:46:35,722 --> 01:46:37,713
Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
1082
01:46:41,461 --> 01:46:42,985
Look, I didn't mean...
1083
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:49,563
Wednesday,
l'm not good enough for you.
1084
01:46:50,404 --> 01:46:52,531
She's a chief's daughter.
1085
01:46:52,606 --> 01:46:55,803
l mean, you know that.
1086
01:46:55,876 --> 01:46:58,504
* Hum-diddle-diddle
Hum-diddle-ay *
1087
01:47:00,247 --> 01:47:02,772
lf you daughter of Tanamashu,
go get him!
1088
01:47:03,984 --> 01:47:06,782
Okay. I do.
1089
01:47:46,760 --> 01:47:48,318
Chopper!
1090
01:47:52,833 --> 01:47:56,098
Help! Help!
1091
01:47:56,670 --> 01:47:59,969
Hey! Help! Help!
1092
01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:02,031
Hey! Hey!
1093
01:48:02,108 --> 01:48:03,973
Help! Help!
1094
01:48:04,044 --> 01:48:07,309
Come on! You dumb...
Can't you read?
1095
01:48:12,986 --> 01:48:15,546
Help! Come on!
1096
01:48:16,556 --> 01:48:18,854
Come on! Come on!
The natives are after me!
1097
01:48:32,672 --> 01:48:35,470
There's a guy there
putting out a distress signal.
1098
01:48:35,542 --> 01:48:38,807
Take it easy. You know the rules.
Don't meddle with the natives.
1099
01:48:39,446 --> 01:48:43,610
l don't think this guy
is a native.
1100
01:48:44,017 --> 01:48:46,508
And those girls look like
they're gonna cream him!
1101
01:48:46,586 --> 01:48:49,020
Girls?
-Why didn't you say so?
1102
01:48:52,425 --> 01:48:55,121
Let's check it out.
1103
01:49:05,739 --> 01:49:08,264
They're coming!
Look! They're gonna kill me!
1104
01:49:08,341 --> 01:49:11,902
You guys, look over there!
Help! l'm Navy!
1105
01:49:11,978 --> 01:49:15,573
Look, l'm Navy!
Please hurry. They're coming!
1106
01:49:18,785 --> 01:49:21,720
Help!
-Okay, l'm hooked up.
1107
01:49:24,491 --> 01:49:26,152
Hurry! Hurry!
1108
01:49:27,861 --> 01:49:28,919
Hurry up!
1109
01:49:35,735 --> 01:49:39,728
Haul him up!
-Take it up!
1110
01:49:57,691 --> 01:49:59,682
Watch it!
1111
01:50:03,597 --> 01:50:06,464
l don't know who you are,
but I sure do admire your style.
1112
01:50:06,533 --> 01:50:09,434
They weren't about to let you go.
-Don't I know you?
1113
01:50:10,236 --> 01:50:12,431
Crusoe. Lt. Crusoe.
1114
01:50:12,505 --> 01:50:15,133
Yeah. Let's get out of here.
Those girls...
1115
01:50:15,208 --> 01:50:16,607
Wait! We gotta go back.
1116
01:50:16,676 --> 01:50:18,803
Back? You've gotta be
out of your skull.
1117
01:50:18,878 --> 01:50:20,470
Those people are dangerous.
1118
01:50:20,547 --> 01:50:24,313
We've got to. There's another guy
back there more important than I am.
1119
01:50:32,492 --> 01:50:34,483
Lower away!
1120
01:50:46,840 --> 01:50:50,401
Be right back! Floyd!
Floyd, where are you?
1121
01:50:50,477 --> 01:50:52,843
Floyd? Floyd?
1122
01:50:55,649 --> 01:50:58,311
Get out, you coward.
Big hero you turned out to be.
1123
01:50:58,385 --> 01:51:02,151
We gotta move. That girls' Olympic team
is coming. They got spears.
1124
01:51:02,222 --> 01:51:05,214
Come on. They wanna kill us, boy.
Move!
1125
01:51:06,393 --> 01:51:08,827
You wanna be an ape-skin rug?
1126
01:51:14,834 --> 01:51:16,825
Come on. Come on!
1127
01:51:18,838 --> 01:51:20,669
Floyd, get up there!
1128
01:51:20,740 --> 01:51:22,731
Come on! Get up.
Get up, Floyd!
1129
01:51:26,946 --> 01:51:29,642
Take it up! Take it up!
1130
01:51:35,555 --> 01:51:38,752
Take it up! Wednesday,
you don't understand!
1131
01:51:41,861 --> 01:51:44,227
Take it up!
1132
01:51:44,664 --> 01:51:47,064
Wednesday! Wednesday,
l don't deserve you!
1133
01:51:48,601 --> 01:51:51,092
Goodbye, Wednesday.
1134
01:51:51,204 --> 01:51:52,603
Goodbye, Wednesday.
1135
01:52:02,515 --> 01:52:05,643
And that's just about
the way it was, dear.
1136
01:52:09,856 --> 01:52:12,381
We had a great reception
on the carrier.
1137
01:52:12,459 --> 01:52:15,087
Of course, it wasn't for me.
It was all for Floyd,
1138
01:52:15,161 --> 01:52:17,755
our nation's first hero
of outer space.
1139
01:52:17,831 --> 01:52:20,698
They'd been searching for him
for years.
1140
01:52:20,767 --> 01:52:22,394
Welcome aboard, lieutenant.
1141
01:52:22,469 --> 01:52:24,960
Well, Floyd, l'm delighted
to see you again.
1142
01:52:25,038 --> 01:52:27,336
You must have had
some experience.
1143
01:52:27,407 --> 01:52:29,898
l know you're anxious
to hear about the story.
1144
01:52:29,976 --> 01:52:32,171
Later, if you don't mind.
Excuse me.
1145
01:52:32,245 --> 01:52:34,770
Floyd, l've got some people
l want you to meet.
1146
01:52:34,848 --> 01:52:36,577
Then we've got
a lot of things to do.
1147
01:52:36,649 --> 01:52:39,880
The president's on the phone,
sir. He wants to talk to him.
1148
01:52:39,953 --> 01:52:43,389
Captain? Sir?
l'd like to give you a full report.
1149
01:52:43,456 --> 01:52:46,619
lt's really an interesting story.
l was flying about 16...
1150
01:52:50,463 --> 01:52:53,626
Hey, mister.
That's a pretty good outfit.
1151
01:52:53,700 --> 01:52:56,134
Mind if I send a picture to my girl?
-Go ahead.
1152
01:52:58,838 --> 01:53:01,534
Say, what are you?
Some kind of a hermit?
1153
01:53:01,608 --> 01:53:04,577
l'm glad you asked that.
This thing started months ago.
1154
01:53:04,644 --> 01:53:07,511
l was flying along
about 16,000 feet, l'd say.
1155
01:53:07,580 --> 01:53:10,549
Excuse me. They're taking the chimp.
l want a picture.
1156
01:53:10,617 --> 01:53:12,585
Oh, no. Go ahead.
1157
01:53:20,493 --> 01:53:23,462
Anyway, dear, that's just
the way it happened.
1158
01:53:23,530 --> 01:53:25,157
I'll be home soon.
1159
01:53:25,231 --> 01:53:27,290
All my love, Rob.
81606
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