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Come on, Brooser.
Another three minutes, you can use this.

You came to me.
It is about lifestyle change.

Nick, you have a customer.
As we practiced.

Immediately.

'Sup Dawg.

Funny, it is also
the name of the store.

What can I do for you?
- Bono doing this for three days.

Disgusting.
- Put him on it.

Bono, out!
- Do not shout at him.

Good. You go ...
I look this way.

Do I know you not? Yes.

The singer of Chocalate Lipstick.

You played the Jams Hack
on Friday.

Do you remember that?
- Yes.

You still sing?
- No, that's a long time ago.

What are you doing?

The dog shit out of their asses out.

Great.
- Do you have a BMW?

Yes, you see that?

Good boy.

Adam, Lou.
Do not hang up.

It's not about money,
but we two who make money.

Hi, I am.
I did everything according to your idiotic plan.

I took all the yellow stickers
and I left everything behind with the red stickers.

There was something in your closet without a sticker.
I have burned in the yard.

It felt so good.

And thanks to that empty plastic
bottle to claim ...

I still wanted to recycle.

I left something behind at the counter.

Straight from my heart.
- What do you think of this plan?

Fuck you!
- And another thing ...

The TV had a red sticker
but I took it anyway.

Bye.

I keep my head cool.

My turn today.
My rapsound.

Jacob, turn on the light
or do my window opened.

What 's door?
Jesus Christ.

Why are you going to leave the house?
- What can I do, Uncle Adam?

Communicating with reality
work or school.

That sounds a bit overrated.
- Move back to your mom.

Does not she moved
to her new friend.

Did they?
- Yes, "Texa Durmus.

That "Texa Durmus' fill my mother.

It's your sister.
Call her now and then.

Maybe they should call me.
- Interesting ...

I have had a major lawsuit
I can not miss.

Why waste your time like this?
You're still in the cell.

Yes, I'm a prisoner
with a hard life.

Can you not a warrior, Shaman,
or are an Orc?

No, you make choices in your life.
At wasting you pay.

You're 20. You have
Never show a significant choice.

Why are you so angry?

Lily is moved, if you noticed.
- Was that all the shuffling?

What have you done wrong?

Nothing.

Hello.

Damn.

Adam.
- What happened?

Nice to see you.
- Hi.

Yes ...

Long ago.

It's very busy day at work.
- I called a few times.

Very busy.
- Is this a real situation?

Or is it nonsense?
- No idea.

Adam, how are you friend?
- Very bad.

Good.

Good times.
- I am Dr. Jeff ...

Lou is currently in peace.
He denies the suicide attempt.

He is stable, so can
We do not hold him legally.

But if you think that he
A while to be followed ...

Does he have family?
- They hate him.

Then it's up to you as friends.

You are his friends, right?

Like their friend the bastard.
That's our bastard.

Right, yes.

Why would he do that?
- Don 't list.

He's an alcoholic, divorced,
is still not over that Jamaican ...

He failed for any work
he tried.

Large amount of debt.
- He hates his mother.

He hates himself.
- Everybody.

Erectile dysfunction.

Let the ball work.

One of his shriveled balls ...

like a rotten grape.
- Seems a sum of penalties.

Fuck you.

There he is again.

I heard everything you said.
- How you doing, man?

Hey, man.

You look just like my friend Nick.

And you Adam, but
can not because they never took.

Listen, lawbreaker,
We have a surprise.

Something special that we
three of us can do.

Boys ...
- Are not you curious?

I wanted to kill himself.
If so ...

I would love to do well.

A shotgun at the dick.

Fortunately not.
- It is good to see you again.

What is the surprise?

KO-DI-AK ...
- Valley ". No!

The fucking K-Val?

Damn, man.

We go skiing damn,
we will thrive ...

until the end of the night
with a bottle of Scotch.

Pay you anything?

Of course.
- We are going tonight.

Tomorrow.
- No, now.

I need this thing take off.

Otherwise, a nurse ...
- No, I got it.

No, no.

Damn, is that you come?

Damn!
- It's just piss.

There is Lou.
- He has been to drink.

Now look at this.

Do you remember when I was 12,
and he tried to bite me?

Yes, but you asked for.

Hey, lawbreaker.
- What is he doing here?

Also nice to see you.
- Blablabla, transfer.

You suck and you know it.
You just ruined my weekend.

Lily will be back, believe me.

No, she does not.
- Does not.

She thinks me an asshole.
A selfish, illusionist ...

She's gone.
- Narcissistic ...

Good point.
- Fuck.

You're better off like that.
Look at me.

The jar with women
and children.

Avoid them or
take everything away from you.

Lou looks like Stewie from Family Guy.
- Who sms you doing?

Just a friend of mine.
- Male or female?

FYI, I had many mistresses.
Real sexy.

You had many boyfriends. Gay men.

Look at this.
I spent a stock.

Great.
- Vodka ...

tequila ...

And what do you think of this?
- Chernobly.

Like the Russian Redbull.
There is so much illegal.

What then?
- I do not know. It is illegal.

Why were we not to Pinnacle?
That would be only half as far.

You really want to Kodiak Valley.
You have the right age.

Really?
- No condoms, everybody fucks.

K-Val!

Is this the coolest city ever?

Damn, that was formerly
Enzo's dad.

I went out with Jennie Steadmyer there.
- Why was that again?

No idea, we virginity together.
And we just vree�n ...

and it was just epic.
- Yes, she was nice.

When I belonged, she stuck
I almost 'n fork in my eye.

Actually, they really did.
- She 's a ProCenter.

Yes, from top to bottom.

The large, first love.
- One who left.

The Great White Buffalo.

The Great what?
- The Great White Buffalo.

Why do you whisper?
- The Great White Buffalo.

That really helped. Thanks.

What a place say.

I'm going to make a prediction.
Someone writes a novel ...

and then we see snow
Lou and then kill us.

Bastards.
What is that smell?

The damn cats.

Many cats.

A reservation under
Webber's name.

What was the name?

K. Webber

I'm here 'n Agnew Webber.
- Excuse me, what did you say?

Webber Agnew.
- Webber fucking Agnew?

You took the last name
your wife?

That I do.
That's outgoing.

No man does.
Do you think for outgoing?

No, and he has a gold tooth.

Is not what unbalanced?
- We're almost there.

That I go here.
- I tell you not again!

I can handle it.

He's a bastard.
- Still, he can hear.

And then?
Because he can not stand applause?

Because, with one hand
must deduct?

I would take my hands together ...

For 's 20-year old room.

That's good, man.
- I take that now.

This is when
helper you a tip.

That ... I'm not.
They pay.

I got it.
- It looks rotted out.

It's still there.
- What?

Adam sucks dicks' n peck.

Your artwork.
- I'd bite you.

Bite!
- Come and look.

There is a hot tub.

This is clearly unacceptable.
Let's call someone.

Has anyone hungry?

A bit of school spirit.

Play it like you mean it. So.

I want a whore to me
and my fucking friends.

What?
- Whatever.

I want an escort to our penises
coached in her vagina.

Yes, I want the girl in the picture too.

No Tom Fullery.
Make her awake.

Do you hear him?
- Does she have four? Three?

Jacob, you 're out.
I have $ 3000 needed.

I do not count.
- Adam, $ 2000.

I do not count, lawbreaker.
- Can I call right back?

Sir?
- Bye.

Let us create a memory.
Let's make cocaine ...

and a school break
or 'n steal police car.

Do you Ritalin?
- No.

Do not lie to me.
You all Ritalin.

You must have something.
- I have some Ativan.

Let our ass stabbing.
- It has a shell.

You press it together, stop the
in warm toilet paper ...

some warm water, and puts it in your ass so.

The toilet in it?
- Then press the ...

What if we play Quarters?
- I am really sad to.

I go in the bathroom
being alone with my thoughts.

What would happen?
Think of it something nice.

I go dancing.
- Maybe this was a bad idea.

Yes, if he commits suicide
can we go home?

Hard to believe this
Our room was fun.

In this room here?

How?
- We were young and impulsive.

We won.

We were best friends.
- Why past tense?

You know.
It is not the same as then.

Whatever.

They need to have repaired.

Forward.

How is the water, lawbreaker?
- Come on, it changes you.

Why are you naked?
All of you?

Is it not strange that
naked men do this together?

Afraid that people see?

It would be great if
not by naked men.

That calls my companionship.
Never seen Wild Hogs?

Give us some snacks.
- Go ahead.

It is blessed to be back with
you here.

Good to be back.
I want to toast!

I'm gonna barf.

You okay?
- I laugh there with me.

Hey, buddy.

Where's the squirrel?

Yes!

It's a Black Diamond?

Straight down.
Totally.

Drive it!

I feel 19 again!

Stop.

It goes very fast.

You still living?

The situation is rotten, but ...

I feel great.
- I feel crazy.

I feel great.
I want to fuck!

There.
- Yes, I see it.

What board is this guy?

Makes me nothing,
He goes bottom.

Good job, rookie.

Such skiers let me not
on my mountain.

You looked to Nancy?
- No ...

It is a sucker from Karate Kid 3.

I know this guy.

Guys, there is something special
to do this weekend?

There is a party.
- Good morning ...

You will never believe that
I call you.

On a mountain, with my phone!

A bet is a bet.
I get two U.S. dollars from you.

I tell you, there is something
strange going on.

I love your hair.

I have a question.

He listens to show a tape player.
- There 's got explanation.

Then tell it.
- Calm down.

Leg Warmers, curls ...

"Where's the Bite?".

Excuse me, what color
Michael Jackson?

Black.

Nick, come on.

Who the fuck is that?
- Solid Ash and Cole saying that we are screwed.

Hi, guys.
I bring your luggage.

He has his arms!
Get him!

What?
- Take his arm off!

Why do you rape me?
- We rape him?

No one raped anyone.
- Where's your missing arm?

That's my arm.
- It's real! With freckles and al

Do I really have the bastard,
to say: "We are so ...

to 't gone past?

It's gotta be kind
hot tub time machine.

Check it out on.
- Damn, man.

With this shirt I got so much pussy.

A tape recorder.
- I gotta pee.

Were you Hunter S. Thomson?

I thought so.
- Is that cocaine?

What do you think? Baby Powder?

How did this happen?
Can we talk about?

Heaven. Winter Fest 1986.
We were here, man.

We're here.
What if we ourselves encounter.

Guys!
- We just see ourselves.

We explode or something.
- Here in!

Have you ever seen Tom Cop?
- Come here, damn!

Nobody wants to see you shit, Lou.
- What?

We are not against ourselves.

We are ourselves.

Why do we youthful body
and you feel normal?

No idea.
- Should not you be invisible ...

scrotum or around someone's swimming?
- I know!

Because you are here and I do not.

Why you fag?

What?
- Who blinks?

He.
- It flickers.

Touch me,
whether I really am.

Okay, that's good.
Physically I am still here.

That is good.

You look like Kid 'n Play.
- Actually Two People.

I knew this was a bad idea.
There is always something.

I wanted this trip do not
and now we are in the 80's.

I hate this decade.
- It's your fault.

You're an insurance agent.
You're practically the Devil.

Guys, this is scientifically possible.

Prof Hawkins, tell me
in your robot voice how.

I write Stargate fan fiction.
So I know what I'm talking about.

I almost fainted.
You're such a hen.

The tub is an energy vortex.
As' n black hole.

Instead of space ...

in a hot tub.

The time is linear,
we experienced the only way.

Like The Terminator.

The machines send Schwarzenegger
Back to Sarah Connor to kill ...

John Connor never so
to be born.

John Connor Michael Biehn had never seen
he could not protect her ...

than they had ever fucked, and
John Connor was never born.

Seems to be true.
- Yes, very good.

Check the tray.

Damn.

Disappeared.

This is real.

Carvings that you made 22 years ago ...

of mine who sucks cocks and dicks ...

is not there.
- Wait.

State 'Cocks' there?
- Nothing.

What about "dicks"?
- Neither dicks, cocks or suck.

We are stuck in the 80s.

How do I get a job?

I'm so scared.
- Your stuck here ...

you are the spool.
Your time is over.

Put that down before
someone gets hurt.

Did someone call?

About us call.

Whoever answers the phone when
internally?

I was thinking maybe a part
off a tub to get another.

But apparently you have
a very special model.

You must be very careful.
One thing that is changing ...

and the whole system into confusion.
Understood?

The whole system is confused,
if you change a thing.

Wait, so we
through time go?

Going back, I see you
Here all been there.

Not me.
- They might not, you guys.

You know what's going on, old man?

Yes, your tub is broken.
Difficult to repair.

What?
- It works.

Still piece.

Where did he go?
- That bastard is complicit.

How cryptic he would not talk.

He talked about the Butterfly Effect.

A great movie indeed.
- A small change ...

It 's a cascade effect
so everything changes.

Tokyo explodes like that,
a tsunami or something.

Exactly, or suddenly
Internet was not invented.

And then you directly
talk to girls.

Yes, I had thought of me
not to be born.

Yeah, I do not at times.
- What we did 20 years back.

We must find out
and exactly the same.

I had to act.

Exactly, you came on stage
and you were mediocre game.

And that led to a career.
- First ...

Fuck you, motherfucker.
A career was made possible ...

but I married and
did show a different path.

The fucking road?
- Not you that fucked groupie ...

what is her name?
- Taura.

That you have to do again.

I can not do.
I am married.

I can not do hot tubs.

You can deceive anyone
In 1986 you did not know.

You had not met Courtney.

Lucifer, a description please.

Not much happened.
I will also sew it differently.

I can remember
that you got a thrashing.

Ski Patrol guy who was against it
if they are working.

No, I do not remember.

I do.
- Yes, he did you good deal ...

you cried and snow.
- Fuck! Thick nonsense.

Would you agree with our thinking,
be kept on yourself?

These are the 80-years boys.
Let us do what we want good ...

free love.
- Those were the years 60.

No, we do it as Reagan Era
and now you make of here.

Do what you do, offender.
- This is really nonsense.

Tonight is the night that you are the
Step belonged to Jenny Meyer.

Yes, you are in your eyes stung tonight.

Hey, you want someone with you going?

No, not really.
The butterflies love me.

There you ...

How can you this morning
not to the chair lifts were?

You would show me some moves.
Hi sweetie.

I've missed you.

Got the password, sorry.
- This is Mandy.

Hey rookie, how you doing?

So we are 214
So I will go down ready ...

I see you in my room, okay?
- Okay.

I like your sweater great.
It suits you very well.

Until tonight?

I had forgotten how beautiful she was.
- And tight ...

she is so tight.
- Very tight.

The Great White Buffalo.
- The Great White Buffalo.

Begin did not agree.

Why did I held her?

It does not matter,
because you need it to do, right?

Exactly.

We will get back to that hot tub
then made, we can return.

Let's gonna party like it 1968 again
is, come on guys ...

1,2,3 ... 19 ...

Should not we first discuss
what we are going to say?

I must really be changed.

Let the party begin!

Who brings me home tonight?

Mom?
- It really works?

Kelly?
- Hey brother, Nickolas ...

Who is this geek?
- That's your son.

That is not appropriate ...

So ... sunshine ...

I'm here to brighten your day.
- This is Jacob ...

He is really really fantastic.
- He does not look too weird.

It seems he is not crazy.
Hey, Kelly ...

Lou ...
Doreshin, yes.

Did you this any more?
- I know everything anymore.

This is too much for me.
- Come out of the basement more often.

Do your snow boots on. Because tonight
there will be a snow storm.

It looks from outside is bright.
- Someone feel like a ride on the sled?

You may not use cocaine
that is bad for you ...

Kelly, in public?

I go to a party of the ski patrol,
because I save a sexy instructor on the hook ...

and I have waxed hole.

Until later, gay.
Do not touch my drink.

What she means is that they
in that ski outfit works ..

and that's her job.
Hole cleaning.

I can get off, but
I would be able to assist you.

Thanks Nick,
it is not necessary.

Or fuck her.
Is that really waxing?

She was a free spirit.

Perhaps it is the opposite,
and that is good.

Let's do it.

Hey Lou? My mom slept
with many different guys?

I do not know, shut up.
- She looks a bit slutty out.

Will you have them so?
- She never told me who my father is ...

it can be any guy.
I'm nine months from now, was born.

Yes, what do you mean by it.
- Work out, jerk ...

I may have to this weekend
be conceived.

Look at this.

This is the piccolo,
I hate that guy.

Now he loses his arm down.

I think we need him
tell, this is horrible.

We can not tell him,
then we get the timetable mess.

He is robbed.

He's great.

I'm in the bathroom,
Come on.

What do you think?
- My God.

Do I look fat?

No, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Do I look too different?
Parent or something?

No. It looks pretty cute.

I can not forget last night,
it was turbulent.

What we did then,
I remember no more.

You did it almost ten minutes.
- Good.

I was also very good.
I think I came ...

I think. I can not explain
how the feeling was.

I can have something to propose.

Would you please sit down
to talk?

'Talk' ...

It's just nice to see you again.

This is not about you,
it is to me.

You know, I think we're better now
been able to go to Poison.

You're weird today.
- Yes, I know funny huh.

I'm just here to get dressed.

This is Scriffy.

I do the last time that I am
did not remember.

Yesterday?

It is not strange to ...

it's 1986, you know Courtney
not even.

I get it,
that you are afraid, Lou.

I'm not afraid,
I am angry.

If I had a head of hair and a functioning penis,
then I might have a job.

I do not find him here, I know
not even what he looks like.

What is it, sissy?
- Sorry.

Do not touch me. Sure you sorry,
You touched my Jordan's.

Try, sissy.

Want a hero?
- And then he ...

You gonna cry, kitty.

Now look, he cries.
This is my bag.

Was that it?
- No ...

I call after him,
for a second chance ...

He says, you bring your friends and I
mine, but mine are not ...

So I am by six guys together
beaten, instead of a guy.

Great,
Come on, then.

Come on Lou; you have to.

Hey, Blaine ...

Is that all?
Sissy.

I never go back.

Are you crying now?
- No ...

not really. That is my view
if I'm having sex.

Fortunately, because if you cry
I am beginning.

Courtney ...
- Tara ...

No seriously, my name is Tara.

No, my wife ...

Are you married?
- No, at least ...

that is still,
she is now only nine.

Can I tell you something,
I still have not told anyone?

She has cheated ...

I found an email ...

it is stupid, I can not say
because I love her so much.

She means everything to me.

What is an e-mail?

That is not the point.

You could surely give a blow back?

Just be honest, that was really ...

how did you get all these years
yourself to live?

Really pathetic, you could from him
the land does not give step?

What happened?

A crazy story.
Me got hit by 's truck.

I wanted to save a deer.
Unbelievable, right?

Are you all right,
can I help you?

No, I Manker nothing.

This is nothing.
- Come, I give you.

And bring your friend.

No, we want
but that does not.

Maybe we should
look at that deer.

The best song ever!
- Maybe not ever.

Who's next?

This is the next,
He is very happy.

No, I'm not.

That was boring, sat
absolutely no conviction.

Who are you and why
did you do that?

Why? Because you
seemed to need.

I'm Adam, how are you?
- April, okay.

What brings you here?
- A Hot tub.

And you?
- Poison.

Exactly.
- Yes, the band Poison.

I'm a journalist
the leaf Speed Magazine.

You do not look like the type.
- Poison type? No, not at all.

I simply got on the bus
and arrived at the Winter Fest.

I can not talk to you.

But I'm great
I guarantee that.

I like to think that. But I must
all about doing the same ...

and it is not for.

It is about done.
- I wish it were true.

I've just seen them.
- No, sorry, not really.

I really wanted to do.
- Good.

I've brought you ice.
So you feel better immediately.

Feel better already?
- By that ice indeed.

I realize that I play somewhere
I agreed.

No, you can not path,
because ...

I add only two at a time.
- What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

There they are al
- Yes, let's do this.

He first? All right.
You do what you want.

Wait, just recording.

Mom? No, what did the doctor do?

Lou, we can not make it.
- Of course.

No, this has not happened.

This has not happened in the past.

Shut up, please.

Soon, Hitler still president.
We can not make.

Take it normal.

Every young person 's
fantasy about a threesome.

Not with two guys.
- It remains a trio.

Butter Fly and the effect then?

The butterfly can suck my balls.

We have sex with this woman.
We, together.

This is nonsense. Let
create the right atmosphere.

Look.

You want not to look desperate
volbloeide with a penis ...

but you would not offend her,
so you must surely have rigid half.

Look at me. Look.
- No.

The perfect condition.
- I'm not looking.

I'm off.
- Come on, I just started.

I do not care.
- That men do.

Nobody does that!

How's Jenny?

Why do not you dance?

What's yours?
- That's Jacob. This is Jenny.

What are you doing?
You hear it from it.

I just wait it off,
maybe they are the key to something.

Last time I had
a mess ...

and now offers the universe
me a second chance.

If you had the chance
start again ...

you would not think about it?

You are absolutely right.

You think?
- Of course not.

What, you did not do it?
- I am doing.

No, you had to do anything like then.

I remember too.
- Yes, Adam, damn.

You can hear her giving the sack.

You think I liked it
get started again?

I have not done it yet,
but continue to do it. Small difference.

Look at my face. You think I
not wanted to change?

You shut, you tried me
to convince a trio.

What?
- Is that so?

No.
- Yes.

Is that right, Lou?

I have not fucked that girl,
because ...

I do not want to change the past.

It had nothing to do down
she wanted to be a Chinese finger slut?

And I say this not because they are Asian.

So I cheated on my wife for nothing?

Quietly, I do it really well.
Just yet.

You're incredible.
Nick, may I ask you something?

Seems this all around
Adam run?

As in Cincinnati.

Did you want to start there again?

We had never agreed
again to talk about.

Do you why the shoe box
where at Cincinnati State?

This is fucking unacceptable.

Keep you in your closet?
- Burial is not.

And you wrote in Cincinnati?
- What else should I know what it is?

Is a fetus?
- Do not be stupid.

Why are we left?

We did not talk about it.

Where is the handbook friends ...

that you are the only
who may have problems?

I forgot that in the
acorn handbook ...

you that your friends at
any time may spoof.

Actually there was in that manual,
God that you may be a jerk.

It should stand
"How I fool your friend.

I read a book.

You are right.
My bad.

But if you change the past,
I do so too.

No, do not.

We are very much in the game.
- I just have not done.

And if we change things,
you best be here at midnight ...

to go back.
- Fine, I'll be there.

Guys, come on. We can
there still talk about it?

Where you going?
- I gotta go, things settle.

Jenny is not your destination,
she's just a girl.

What you did in school.

Yes, but I have emotions
which I must pay.

You can, I believe in you,
You're amazing.

Fine, leave it,
I do not have to be born.

I find it yourself repairer
the time machine to do.

That is the dumbest
that I said a little while.

Your best decision I ever to top
Adam best friend choice.

I'm sure there is something timeless.

It seems like a guillotine in slow motion.

What will we experience?

And there is round two.

Should we not help him?
- No, this is his destiny.

Fuck!
- Is it over?

If he does not quickly lost his arm,
then I pull it off myself.

Come down for a little Brewsky.
We have a party.

No foreign army has ever
U.S. territory occupied.

Until now.
- Watching Red Dawn?

It's Ruski's, and this
are their secret weapons.

See the stuff.
They seem to be spies.

I do not know,
For they are too young.

It can do 21 jump street
spies like ...

Yes, if at all.
You also have the ...

What is this?

I still talk to you.
I have to do something that I do not want ...

Because I was just thinking ...

how much fun we have together,
do not you?

Then I thought about the future,
mine this way ...

and perhaps those of you that way.
What I am talking about, you are so beautiful.

We are convergent.
What is that?

I wrote a note.
Read.

Immediately?
- Yes.

Adam Dear, you're a nice guy
and I love you ...

why it is so difficult,
because you're the best ever ...

Do you belong to me now?

Is this a form letter?
- I'm sorry, Adam.

You stuck with 'n fork in my eye
while the already rolled-over?

Would you say that?
- What have I done?

Why do you like?
If this does not work.

You're such a nice guy and
You will determine the true now ...

but not me.
Everyone knows what you're going to do.

That is not true,
I mean nothing.

Adam, it is not you,
to me.

I hear just say to you.

So it should not go.
Do you know what happens to you ...

if we do not back ...

You'll end up with Billy Lavatino are.
- I like him.

But then you're pregnant
and you get these hips ...

and a child with Billy and Lavatino
you're addicted to Weight Watchers.

What did you call me?
- Take this note back.

I'm not fat.

If we do change things,
we get best advantage.

No.

O'Mulligan.
- Come on.

I'm talking about good things.

Like Manimal TV on hold
Miley Cyrus or prevented.

What prevented?
- Just avoid.

I know this game. This is the
Denver Cleveland playoff westrijd.

I already know what we do.

Adam. Fortunately, you're back.

What is going on,
where are the boys?

What is this?
- Read it.

Adam Dear, you're a nice guy
and I love you. Therefore it is difficult.

I cherish our friendship?

She gave it to me you determine
and are you still stuck in the eye?

Leave me alone. Go away.

What are you doing?
Write poems?

Leave me alone and go away.

You make poetry part.
- Yeah, okay.

Because my heart hurts.

You fahsnickered.
- I had two Wine Kills.

Jenny's eyes are just
Egyptian lies ...

right through the night.
Those eyes are now on another.

Are you crazy, Adam?

You can set it mention whether the
Sweet Child O'Mine tune of ...

it does not matter.
- Are these mushrooms?

Have you eaten this?

I like to eat them. Few.

Shut up there.
We need the boys back.

It can also make your emotions go.

Put away the cocaine.
Give it here.

Can it get worse.

What? The 80 years?

One part was the other piece,
hopefully he is ready for sunrise.

Close the time portal,
at sunrise?

Then the party is over.

I am totally in trouble ...

are you the mysterious time traveler
or not?

Keep your hands off me,
young lady.

I'm just trying to do my work.

Wait.
Stop eating mushrooms.

I want a few more.

What happens to me?

I can not even ...
- Disappeared!

The repairman does his thing, I'm looking for
Nick and Lou search, but you stay here.

I'll stay here now.
- Great, you can not leave.

I can not move me,
because I'm broke.

I found my mother's bad.

I have two arms.
- You lose one there soon.

You are soon lost that arm.

You are the joker.

Even if you arm in a steel ball,
He goes off anyway.

You lost your arm touches.
- You lose touch yours.

He is in the end zone.
Touchdown.

Pay it, suckers.

How does he do it?
How is he always right?

Can I ask you something?

Why are you so lucky?
- I know the future, asshole.

Really?
Another bet then.

Ricky, you just said also that al

I also said that you had to stop.

I love you. Shut up.

Beautiful coat you have.
I do not care about animals themselves.

I got a bet, maximum bet.
- Okay, come on.

I bet a touchdown Elway
makes a further 37 seconds on the clock.

Unlikely, Elway has
today nothing.

Because of the high stakes will
We make this interesting.

If I win, give your wife
me a blowjob.

Really?
- A classic.

Fuck.
- If you win, you name your price.

A touchdown just 37 seconds
for it end?

If you lose, I take all your money.

All right.
- And you give your mate 's blowjob.

Really.
- Deal.

I like your style though.
- Mutual.

Very creative.
- Sat not with my dick.

Relax, we know the future.
Can not lose.

Hi, what are you doing?

How is the view from there?

Very nice.

Adam, right?
- Yes.

Why your blood in the snow?

I was in my face
crossed with 'n fork.

I saw it coming but
avoided it ...

It happened to me again,
only in a different way.

But once I knew what you were talking about.

All the choices we make
are insurmountable.

I do not know.

So you think your life is very
a failure anyway?

So I said no, but ...
- Sounds like you want to do something great now.

Like?

Like hanging out with the wife
you just met ...

whose bus leaves about two hours.

Shall we eat?
- Yeah, me good.

I'm most hungry.

They have forgotten the key.
- Who?

Carol and Stan.

My friends.
They live here.

Were you not here by bus?
- They usually have a side door ...

I'll take a look.

Yes, it is open.

Cheers.

So, which of the two is Carol?

Carol is left.

I get to turn it,
watch it.

No, I know the squirrel.
That's a bad squirrel.

You did it.
We must go.

We tend to forget that pipe.
We are best friends.

Guys, a bet
is a bet.

So you are here by a
came time portal?

And your spaceship is a jacuzzi?

Correct, madam.
- I understand that now is not just.

You're not alone.

It's all crazy.

But what happens in the future,
are you a happy adult?

No, not quite ...

My friends think I have
selfish little person ...

and they're right
when I think about it.

This I have long been
told no one.

As a child my father took
me and my sister along to Flat Irons ...

for meat sandwiches.
A family tradition.

It can get something good.

Once we saw a commercial for
The Enchanting Forest Pizza.

The next Friday,
we put ourselves in the car ...

and we, 'Dad, we want to
The Enchanted Forest Pizza.

And he: "We always
meat sandwiches "...

but we kept nagging until he consented.

Good, so you won.
You had the plan changed.

33 people have died from E. Coli.

Including my father.

Before he died he looked at me and
said: "Adam, this is your fault."

No right?
- Yes ...

with his eyes.
- That he shall not adopt.

Kelly and I processed the debt
in different ways.

She was game, she wanted nothing more
control over it.

But I promised to ...
- Adam, I do not think you ...

a poisoned pizza
the rest of your life to screw up.

You should just embrace the chaos,
you have to.

So will your life
still amaze.

I said, "Start sucking Oppergay.

Suck!

God, who are you people?

Come on, my feet are cold.

Good for you.
- I know.

Just the forearm of Gary Coleman.

It's so impossible to black.

Suck.
- I love you, buddy.

Do not say that.
- I'm sorry.

No, no.

Maybe what you are
do not need it here ...

Perhaps tired of always
already there.

Really?
- No.

Has it been repaired?

He can be.
Ready to go?

To where?
- The room. Here's the part.

Yeah, come on.
- Go ahead.

Where did he go?
- Who?

Damn dude.

There he is.

What?
- Damn!

What?
Is some of it on my face?

My God.

Have you eaten today pineapple?
- I can not go home.

I only motherfuckers with you, dude.
It's soap.

Like you've never sperm
your friend on his face.

What is wrong with you?
- That simply make friends.

Did not you ...?
- Stuff you swallow?

No, she pulled me away from you,
and we talked about it.

Nice guy. We have
much in common.

We both love tits
and M�tley Cr�e.

So it's done?
- Yes, I told him things ...

making him rich
in the future.

I kept the good
things for us.

Let's go to the bar.

Damn iPods.
Damn Prius.

Mexx. com, something. com.
Internet. com.

Goddamn Zack Efron.

Which has not yet been invented.
Or Twitter?

Whatever that is.
We combine Twitter ...

with Viagra.

Twitagra.

What is wrong?
- They cheated me.

What? Courtney deceiving you?

I gave her my life.
I gave my passion ...

and she goes ...
- Why did you not?

That was exactly this.
I see you no more.

I have my music anymore.
I've just friends ...

I am nothing without Courtney.
- You look like her slut true.

Be your own man.

Webber Nick Agnew, what is that?
- Terrible.

That does not work.
No, Nick Webber.

That person you are.
- That was me.

Find him.

She gets her portion,
You get to yours.

That is impossible, it means a lot
for me to be married.

You're not, it's 1986.
- In my heart is.

Your heart lies.

You know what to do?
- What?

At that stage creep.

You're right.

I'm going.
- Do.

Do it quickly.
Let me not hang.

I do not, I promise.

Guys?

Ready to go.
- Really?

A slippery stuff came
housing at the time.

Do something
have sat in saltpetre.

Chernobly.
- The troubled electronics.

It worked for you
and the men in any case.

Is that what we need
do to return?

The only thing I say,
What poison is also ...

I would not without tubbs.
Certainly not in the dark.

Would you die out
if you reply directly to me?

You're really a jerk.

Ready to party?

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Let me welcome ...

Nick Webber.

Long time ago.
- Long ago?

These guys are dangerous.
Looks like a small soda can.

No, a bomb.
Directly from Moscow.

Let the communists
ass.

Should we police
FBI call or not?

No, we can in this way.

This song is from the future,
but since you competed so well ...

The earlier you get to hear.
Just like we rehearsed.

Where is the Kodiak Club?
- Op 't end of the street.

Thanks.

Me and my boys
have something to do ...

You know.

On the side chair.

That's my buddy there.
- Yonder?

My friends are there.
I'll be right back.

I'm busy right now ...

but I can tell you later
send a message?

What?
- Are you online?

No idea what you're saying.
- How do I contact you?

You will find me.
- That sounds ...

tiring.

There he is.
Where are you guys?

Nothing will hold your bag.
- Hit him rotten.

Where are my damn friends?

Do you like that song?
This is a hit.

Well you get on her stage show.

I had this years ago to do.
- Boys ...

Adam! Guys!

Have you seen him?
- Shut up.

We need to find Chernobly,
in order to get out of here.

Chernobly, why?
- I do not know exactly.

But Hersteller said,
the sal ...

Salpeter.
- Thank you.

Or anything else in it
which makes the time machine.

That makes sense.
- Where is Lou?

What time is it?
- Damn.

Lou!

Where is he?
- Damn.

We missed it again.

Where did he go, do you think?

Same place as last time.

Shut up!

Go home, loser.

John Lennon is shot.

Or is that already happened?

They made it.
Best friends in the world.

Nearly just in time.

My best mates.
Here we are.

A bottle of Scotch, at the end of the evening.

Where were you?
- We were ...

Not tonight, but every evening.

What happened?
We were doing things together.

We went two conquer the world.

And then let me down.
- You were dragged me into your bullshit.

Yes, because friends do ...
- No, man.

Because then there are
two people in trouble because of you.

You stay with your friends.

Through thick and thin.

Well, I need you two
things to say.

A: I hate you.

Understood.
- Our friendship means nothing.

Is this the first or second thing?
- No, part of the first.

Am I the asshole?
- I did not either.

You had A, B, C say.
- True or false about the first.

Lou, where is the Chernobly?

That we need.
- Blablabla.

It's all about
you are concerned.

This is the first time he says.
- Still it is a big deal.

I want to go home.
- Let's talk.

You have no shoes ...
- Who took my shoe?

Blaine hit your shoe.
How can that happen?

Damn! All of you!

And you too!

I do not know.
- Yes.

Hold on.
- I slip away.

Is this how it happened?
- This is how he loses his arm.

Damn, I'm dead.
I'm going to let go.

Lou, stay positive.

The roof gets my nuts open.
- You're strong say.

You okay?

My bad.

Sorry. Jesus.

Here's the second thing:

Blaine has Chernobly.
We are going to get ...

so we get back
i hope you never have to see.

I was looking for you. Where were you?
- I had ...

My friend was in a stew ...
- I am leaving now.

Immediately? That is not good.

I told you I had two hours.

Uncle Adam, come on.
Who the hell is that girl?

Would you go with me?
- I can not.

You do what you want, man.
It's your life.

I want to do.
- Come on, then.

But I have with my friends.

I really can not.

What do we do?

Got any plans.
Let the universe surprise me.

Since I like it.
A sign of a happy man.

Forward.

Perhaps the universe
us back together.

I hope so.

Come on, let's do this.

Turn to him and let the engine run.

That you and I this way?
- I do the opposite.

Maybe they play.

Household.

Come on.

Panties, panties.

What are you doing?
- Do you feel ...

mouth but handsome.
None of your business.

It makes me disgusted.

I love it how
I hate you.

Damn!
- As in, you've found?

Damn, like damn!

Where is Nick?
- You fucked him ...

You licked his dick,
you sucked on his toes ...

His dick was bigger than mine?
Thank you so much!

Admit it, bitch!

There will be changes.
First I drop the name Agnew ...

Then I go back on stage.
Back to the music.

But you know nothing about,
because you suck, someone now!

Pardon?

Put down the phone, Jerry,
this is your nothing.

How do you know my name?
- Hang up, asshole!

This is between me and my wife.

Give me that phone.

I know what I do.

Let it go, man.

Wrong number.

You're a bad girl,
you hurt him.

Calling you now just telling you
nine year old woman?

Yes.

Lou, we should go.

Mama?
- Did you Chernobly?

Asshole!

Where did he go?
- What the hell?

What happens?

I understand now.
I am his father.

What?

Wait, what do we do?
- Good heavens.

Tell.

Take it off.

Good.
Put you down.

We need to make a silly baby.

Back in you.

Incredibly I Adam
fuck his sister.

I do it.

It will take time,
because I'm drunk ...

No, not really.
God, I come.

Shia LaBeouf large quantity.

Much semen for you
small genitals.

That's my boy.
- It was so beautiful.

Dirty bastard.

I knew there was a reason
I hated you ...

and now I know why.
I tell everyone in the cell ...

I traveled through time
to kill my dad.

Get off me!

You're dead.
Nobody fucking my mother in the past.

I am pregnant.
- Sure.

Search this you?
- Yes.

We get that back?
- No, not really.

But I want to say something.
I'm a patriot ...

I leave my city and not blow
with a soda bomb.

Give it to us.
- Yeah, okay ...

as long as the acorn
take away from me.

I think he has against you.
- Of course.

Hello, Blaine ...

I get back the soda?
- Yes, of course.

In my face.

That guy has you once
again humiliated.

He made you his bitch.
- He ontmannelijkt you.

The wheel of trust has stopped here,
and here again dumped. Total reports.

This helps me nothing.
- It seems so.

Patience.
- Do something else.

Is this the hour of gossip? Come on.
- You're better than him.

America.
- By all means a little bit.

You are the sacred
lapping the entire ...

You're totally poisoned,
there is nothing you can not kill ...

you are the offender.
- Move it.

You can us get it out, man.

You can be the hero.
- Enrique Iglesias damn.

You love that song, right?
- I love that song.

Do your best.

Goddamn.
None of your talk helped.

Let us ass.
- Happened.

No, no.

The Chernobly.

We are indeed Russian spies.

Yes, because I just spoke Russian.

If he opens
exploded over the place.

Count backwards from fifty
and jump around.

Let's get outta here.

He would just make the hot tub.
- We'll talk later.

Guys, you okay?
- Yeah, thanks.

Enjoy your holiday.
Hope to see again soon.

Silver Peakes Lodge.
- Thanks, bye.

Be careful.
- Watch out.

Did you see that?
- Why you took from me?

I did not know, man ...

My heavens!

Why are you laughing?

Look, there.

Grab your stuff.
We must advance.

Bye, mom, love you.
Do not use drugs.

Bye.

Will not you come to my room?
- No, I must be naked in the hot tub.

I better not.
- It was interesting ...

you're my sister and I love you.

I love you.

And who do make over with Jasey Benny,
who do you do hard time.

To within 20 years.
- You give me tomorrow anyway 'n ride?

Hallelujah.

Cannonball.

Here, let the party begin.

Quickly, I see the 90's al

Why do you take your clothes off?
- It feels so good.

Adam, I'm not coming.

What?
- I keep.

No bullshit, come on.
- I'm good here.

I had a blessed day.
I finally played this guy.

I've fucked your sister.
I can be a good father.

I love you, Jacob.
- Damn.

He says of those things anyway.

We'll talk about it at home.

I have wanted to commit suicide.

I know why we came here.

When I return, I again
commit suicide.

I can not.
- Do you?

Yes, go.
- Then I will stay.

Would you really do?
- We are best friends.

Your crap is my nonsense, right?
- I'm your best friend?

One of my best friends.
- That's okay.

Wait for me.
- Thanks.

Sms girls who do not.

That's the last time
I travel through time.

So good to see you.
- PLAY THIS

We already run?

Welcome back, bitches!

Lou?
- What took you so long?

Zoom out.
- A strange her choice.

Check this out.
- Looks like a lion.

I saw you do not.

Was it wrong of me
to guide the future use?

Maybe.
Another question:

I grind so?
- That's my father.

View my girl again.
- You burned the crab cakes again.

No, because I want them so badly.

I hate you, Louis.
- Me too, baby.

I love her.
- Those are my parents.

Much has changed.
Whatever happens ...

damn stay calm.

It will be clear soon.

Good morning.
- You have both your arms.

Yes, I ...
- Unbelievable.

Yes, a snow thrower came over ...

and took my arm off.

But then along came the ski patrol
and put it on ice ...

Blain Chaz and saved his arm.

In 15 minutes off the arm dies.
It should be right back on.

I am very happy.
- It looks good.

I have instructions for getting home.
- We know how.

Mr. Dorgin already thought you
that would say ...

So I printed off what Lougle Maps.
- Do you mean Google?

Lougle Maps, what's the matter?

So if you or porn 's restaurant
searching, you do that through Lougle?

Correct.
- He has also noticed the Statue of Liberty.

You want me to go up there?
- That's my Sizzle folder.

Talk to you later.

Hello?

Welcome back, Mr. Webber.
How has it been?

Hi, how was the trip?

Good.

The bastard.

How was your weekend?
I am expecting you today.

I know what you did
with a man named Steve ...

Steve? Our receptionist?

That fucker who looks Tyrese.

What are you talking about?

You think I cheat you?
I would never do.

I told you about
man, when I was nine.

That man was so ...
- I love you, Courtney.

Many soul.
- I love you too, Nick Webber.

Your so hot.
- Right.

Say it again.

Hi, Mom.
I have a drink for you.

Is there alcohol?
- The Scotch? Yes.

About a lost weekend spoken.
- I know.

Hey, family.
Where is it?

About you, handsome man.
- I still get a drink for you.

Go ahead, buddy.

Unbelievable that we are here.

That we all survived.

Together.
- A toast ...

About three days ago,
or 20 years as you want ...

was sitting with you
my worst nightmare.

But now I am very happy
to sit here ...

with my best friends.
- Friends.

And family.

In the past, present,
and the future.

Lougle, huh?
- Multimillionaire That thing I just did.

My real passion is music.
So angry that the group split up.

Which group were you ever?

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