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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:03,457 Great, big, nasty, penises. 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:05,257 Happily on previous... 3 00:00:05,260 --> 00:00:08,127 - No one believes in me. - We believe in you. 4 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:09,898 - You're shot. - Yeah, but it's a heart attack 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,733 I just had that's really got my attention. 6 00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:14,770 Gotta join a spin class, eat more kale. 7 00:00:14,772 --> 00:00:16,772 Amanda, it's me. Where are you? 8 00:00:16,774 --> 00:00:18,740 He's got her. It's gotta be him. 9 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,810 - Who has her? - Sonny Shine. 10 00:00:21,812 --> 00:00:23,745 Amanda's a goddamn pit bull. 11 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:25,213 She can take care of herself. 12 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:28,550 The guy you're looking for 13 00:00:28,552 --> 00:00:30,619 reminds me of a fellow we all knew. 14 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:32,398 Ended up hanging himself. 15 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:33,889 He had a kid, that one. 16 00:00:33,891 --> 00:00:36,117 Wound up institutionalized. 17 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:40,362 I wonder some nights, where's that little boy? 18 00:00:40,364 --> 00:00:43,599 I know who's naughty and who's nice. 19 00:00:43,601 --> 00:00:44,833 You wanna stay with me, don't you? 20 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:46,501 With my other nice kids. 21 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:49,237 You can't touch me unless you believe in me. 22 00:00:50,541 --> 00:00:51,781 What the hell am I? 23 00:00:51,784 --> 00:00:54,576 I'm an errand boy for psychopaths. 24 00:00:54,578 --> 00:00:57,846 But once I get that password, those days are over. 25 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:00,315 - We get Blue, we get your kid. - Ow. 26 00:01:00,317 --> 00:01:02,551 Maybe this is the moment that I can stand for something 27 00:01:02,553 --> 00:01:03,885 other than just my own skin. 28 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:05,554 Nick, hurry! 29 00:01:05,556 --> 00:01:08,054 - Hailey! - Too late. She's gone. 30 00:01:10,728 --> 00:01:12,561 All right, "Monkey Pants" callbacks, 31 00:01:12,563 --> 00:01:14,210 August 16. 32 00:01:14,213 --> 00:01:15,663 All right, go ahead. Slate it. 33 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:18,567 Oh, uh, Benji Peters, A.T.P. 34 00:01:18,569 --> 00:01:21,570 I'm 5'4" and I'm auditioning for... 35 00:01:21,572 --> 00:01:25,207 Really? You think we should put on our Monkey Pants? 36 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:26,773 That sounds fun. 37 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:29,411 You know what it means when we put on our Monkey Pants. 38 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:32,281 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 39 00:01:34,184 --> 00:01:36,335 Yeah! 40 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:40,555 Lenny Donnelly, 5'6". I'm auditioning for... 41 00:01:40,557 --> 00:01:43,592 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 42 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,997 Monkey Time! 43 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:51,900 Uh, excuse me? 44 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:53,869 And you are? 45 00:01:53,871 --> 00:01:56,271 Sheinberg, Louis, J. 46 00:01:56,273 --> 00:01:58,473 Uh, I don't see you on our... 47 00:01:58,475 --> 00:02:01,276 Excuse me, who are you repped by? 48 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,715 Uh, Mr. Sheinberg, is it? 49 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:19,628 ♪ Ow don't wet your bed, take all your meds ♪ 50 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:22,931 ♪ Look a woozy wainbow inside your pretty heads ♪ 51 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,433 ♪ No more monkey pants ♪ 52 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,234 ♪ I put you in a trance ♪ 53 00:02:26,236 --> 00:02:27,703 ♪ Let's have some joie de vivre ♪ 54 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:29,838 ♪ Just like they do in Paris, France ♪ 55 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,965 Security! 56 00:02:31,968 --> 00:02:34,543 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 57 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,745 ♪ Ah... ♪ No! No! 58 00:02:36,747 --> 00:02:38,780 Hey! 59 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,584 Choke on my pearls, you swine! 60 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,219 This is the future! 61 00:02:44,221 --> 00:02:47,322 I am... I am the future! 62 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:03,505 The kids are gone, Mr. Shine. 63 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:06,241 - All of them? - All of them. 64 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,442 Listen to you sing. 65 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:23,925 You're a regular little Bitch Perfect. 66 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:25,560 ♪ Jingle Bells ♪ 67 00:03:25,562 --> 00:03:27,462 ♪ Knife your mother's guts ♪ 68 00:03:27,464 --> 00:03:30,499 ♪ Twist it all the way ♪ 69 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,473 What was that? Hmm? 70 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:34,736 I'll kill her, Merry. 71 00:03:34,738 --> 00:03:37,405 You're gonna watch her die. 72 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:39,374 Oh, I don't think so. 73 00:03:41,411 --> 00:03:42,811 But I'll tell you what. 74 00:03:42,813 --> 00:03:45,247 I'll make sure to send an invite for her funeral 75 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:46,548 to your cell at Rikers. 76 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:48,350 You won't be able to attend, of course, 77 00:03:48,352 --> 00:03:51,453 but feel free to send flowers. 78 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:54,289 Mm-hmm, that's right. 79 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:57,526 Your leverage over me is resting peacefully 80 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,928 in a body bag at County. 81 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:01,630 Worse Christmas ever, huh? 82 00:04:21,451 --> 00:04:22,989 It is my fault. 83 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:26,154 She believed in me and I failed. 84 00:04:26,156 --> 00:04:29,450 Look at me. I'm fading away. 85 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:31,560 I... my color, my coat. 86 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,496 I used to be as blue as a blueberry snow cone 87 00:04:34,498 --> 00:04:37,699 and now I... You're still very blue. 88 00:04:40,437 --> 00:04:42,938 Holy shit! 89 00:04:45,342 --> 00:04:47,209 Could we make this quick? 90 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:51,395 I plan on being at home in front of a crackling fire 91 00:04:51,398 --> 00:04:53,281 by Christmas morning. 92 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,587 - Where is he? - Saint Nick. 93 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,457 Ah! Ah! 94 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:08,530 Psycho Claus, you're gonna tell me where he is 95 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,653 or I'm gonna treat you like my Christmas Day turkey. 96 00:05:10,656 --> 00:05:13,235 Complete with lead pudding. 97 00:05:13,237 --> 00:05:16,504 Oh, he took her. Didn't he? 98 00:05:16,506 --> 00:05:19,507 Well, he is a collector. I've known that for years. 99 00:05:19,509 --> 00:05:21,376 You probably got a lifetime 100 00:05:21,378 --> 00:05:24,546 of psycho-sexual therapy bills headed your way. 101 00:05:24,548 --> 00:05:26,281 That is... 102 00:05:26,283 --> 00:05:28,012 if she survives. 103 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,287 Nick, no. No. 104 00:05:32,289 --> 00:05:33,914 Nick, I got something. 105 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,684 I think I know how to find Santa. 106 00:05:35,687 --> 00:05:38,894 Nick, my plan involves torture. 107 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,504 There once was a lonely little boy 108 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:45,600 that talked to a sock... 109 00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:48,370 And an Imaginary Friend was born. 110 00:05:48,372 --> 00:05:51,773 But you left that little boy. Why? 111 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:54,309 I don't know what you're talking about. 112 00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:55,944 You're wasting your time. 113 00:05:55,946 --> 00:05:58,280 Am I? 114 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,852 Please, no! 115 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,823 I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: 116 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:35,493 Footsies are just about the most ticklish things ever. 117 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:38,563 I wonder if that goes for stinky socks too. 118 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,302 Sweet baby Jesus... 119 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,971 Oh, no, please. 120 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,710 - Please! - Was that as good for you 121 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:56,747 as it was for me? What kind of monster are you? 122 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,584 I'm Imaginary Friend. 123 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,918 We're all Imaginary Friends. 124 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,323 A brother and sisterhood of strawberry frosting and dreams. 125 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:09,227 And you've been a very bad sock. 126 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,295 - No. - You abandoned your friend 127 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,973 when he needed you the most. 128 00:07:12,976 --> 00:07:14,432 You left him alone 129 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,335 with nothing but a little yarn, a few buttons, 130 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,997 and the whack-a-doodle thoughts inside his head. 131 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,006 Didn't you? 132 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,715 I'm so ashamed. 133 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,783 He saw things. 134 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,320 Things no child should ever see. 135 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,924 They drugged him, locked him away. 136 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,059 I was all he had. 137 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,429 But he didn't stay locked up forever. 138 00:07:44,432 --> 00:07:45,965 I kept thinking, 139 00:07:45,968 --> 00:07:48,866 "He'll grow up, he'll leave me behind." 140 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,536 But it never happened. 141 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,772 He didn't want to grow up. 142 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,340 Ever. 143 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:59,777 And then he started to hurt people. 144 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,918 I couldn't bear to watch what he did to them. 145 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:06,284 So I ran. 146 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:14,625 I know you all feel scared and abandoned. 147 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,215 The day always comes when our friends don't need us anymore. 148 00:08:18,218 --> 00:08:21,459 But right now, someone does need you. 149 00:08:21,462 --> 00:08:23,362 This is your chance to do something. 150 00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:25,465 To have a purpose for maybe the last time. 151 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:28,768 We may have lost our friends, but we found each other. 152 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:31,270 Together, we can do things 153 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:34,040 no one ever imagined. 154 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:36,142 We just have to believe. 155 00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:37,937 We believe in you, Happy. 156 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,878 We believe in you. 157 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:45,351 Now tell us where he is. 158 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:09,042 Well, this has turned into a hot little mess, 159 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:10,109 now hasn't it. 160 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:17,750 There's gonna be some very unhappy goddamn campers 161 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:22,155 when those packages don't show up on Christmas morning. 162 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:25,692 Hope you're pleased with yourself. 163 00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:29,679 And really, what's your daughter? 164 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:31,297 What's one little girl? 165 00:09:31,299 --> 00:09:32,932 There'll be thousands more just like her 166 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,267 in the audience tonight. 167 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:36,375 I mean, is it really worth all this? 168 00:09:38,339 --> 00:09:40,796 I guess it's just a matter of perspective. 169 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,531 You'll be erased. 170 00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:47,747 This is the future and you're not a part of it. 171 00:09:49,479 --> 00:09:51,289 I'm the future. 172 00:10:03,928 --> 00:10:05,827 Children... 173 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,597 Chil... 174 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,870 "Children are the future." That's very good. 175 00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,839 That's... touché. 176 00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:15,875 Yeah, you're on a roll. 177 00:10:15,877 --> 00:10:18,492 And soon to be... 178 00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:20,428 in a hole. 179 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,589 Bam! 180 00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:36,593 Oh, it's a gift from the Sultan of something. 181 00:10:36,596 --> 00:10:38,362 I'm gonna go get dressed. 182 00:10:38,365 --> 00:10:41,366 Remember? It's the Wishtacular? 183 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:44,170 It's tonight. 184 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:47,374 At least one of us has something to look forward to. 185 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,708 Clean up all this ugly stuff. 186 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,215 They want you to look all grown up, 187 00:10:56,217 --> 00:10:59,218 but you're not grown up. 188 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,956 Like you should be. 189 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,292 Yeah. 190 00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:08,861 Grown ups... 191 00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:11,898 they try to steal everything... 192 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,466 that makes you special. 193 00:11:13,468 --> 00:11:15,914 It makes me so mad. 194 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,116 It makes me wa... 195 00:11:17,119 --> 00:11:18,585 Makes me want to... 196 00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:20,505 Oh. I'm so sorry. 197 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:22,015 I'm sorry. 198 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,044 I'm sorry. 199 00:11:31,419 --> 00:11:33,070 We have to go. 200 00:11:43,431 --> 00:11:45,031 And here we are yet again. 201 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,233 Come on, Nick. This way. 202 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,968 I want to remind you, we're here on the word 203 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:51,148 of a sock puppet. I mean... 204 00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:57,109 This whole thing just seems a little sketchy to me. 205 00:11:57,111 --> 00:12:00,379 What I'm saying is, this, uh... 206 00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:03,015 so-called intel source of yours, 207 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,750 you sure he's on the level 208 00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,786 and not just blowing powdered sugar up your ass? 209 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:09,355 Trust me, Nick. He was highly motivated. 210 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:13,192 - Uh? - This is it. 211 00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:17,797 All right. 212 00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:19,932 Show 'em to me. 213 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,168 So you're telling me that this door leads 214 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:25,137 to a dark subterranean lair 215 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:26,806 right underneath Gimbel Brothers 216 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,008 where Shitty-Pants Santa, who's neck I'm gonna break 217 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,878 when I find that son of a bitch, took my kid? 218 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,847 And I am fully aware that I am talking to a unicorn, 219 00:12:34,849 --> 00:12:36,648 but I gotta tell you, 220 00:12:36,651 --> 00:12:38,746 even my credulity has its limits. 221 00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:50,396 All right then. 222 00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,813 Where are we going? 223 00:13:14,122 --> 00:13:15,835 Toyland. 224 00:13:20,194 --> 00:13:22,895 Toyland. 225 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:50,256 Toyland. 226 00:13:50,258 --> 00:13:53,359 ♪ Little girl and boy land ♪ 227 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:55,895 ♪ If you dwell within it ♪ 228 00:13:55,897 --> 00:13:58,264 ♪ You're very happy there ♪ 229 00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:03,069 ♪ Within it childhood joy land ♪ 230 00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:07,273 ♪ Mystic merry toy land ♪ 231 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:09,809 ♪ Once you cross its borders ♪ 232 00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:14,347 ♪ You can never go back again ♪ 233 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:48,875 I used to have a pretend friend. 234 00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,986 Like you. 235 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:03,963 But now I have new friends. 236 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:06,866 So many friends. 237 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,914 - Mr. Shine... - Oh! God. 238 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,825 You look like a cruise ship got torpedoed 239 00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,589 with Liberace's corpse. 240 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,742 I don't know who you are. 241 00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:48,628 But I'm not interested. 242 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,230 Who let you in here? 243 00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,265 Backstage pass. 244 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,967 Oh, you're a cop. 245 00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:56,603 I've been meaning to get to those parking tickets. 246 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:59,939 Just came from your studio, Sheinberg. 247 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:02,942 Don't have to tell you what we found there. 248 00:16:02,944 --> 00:16:04,944 I have facilities all over. 249 00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:06,713 I rent them out when I'm not in production, 250 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,581 which I'm not. 251 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,217 Russians, 252 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,653 Chinese, Saudis. 253 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,414 God only knows what they do on those stages. 254 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,565 I've had cops before. 255 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,401 Sexually, I mean. 256 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:29,869 It's over. 257 00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:32,705 - Excuse me? - All this. 258 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,340 The Man Who Made Christmas. 259 00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:36,576 The Three Wishes Guy. 260 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,523 I'm bringing you down. 261 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:43,450 How cute. 262 00:16:43,452 --> 00:16:45,318 Is there anything else I can help you with? 263 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,386 Yeah. 264 00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:48,007 Amanda Hansen. 265 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,459 Is this about that delusional woman 266 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,561 who showed up at my office today? 267 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:57,730 Yeah, she seemed to be suffering from some sort of 268 00:16:57,732 --> 00:17:00,567 paranoid schizophrenic episode. 269 00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:02,769 Yeah, probably something she saw on TV. 270 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:07,645 I'm no doctor. 271 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,106 It's on the wrong foot. 272 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,867 Where is she? 273 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,317 I get it. 274 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,319 You're untouchable. 275 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,822 Probably got the bad dirty on everyone who's anyone 276 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,591 all the way up the chain. 277 00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:27,260 You're like a nuclear reactor. 278 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,362 You go down, you bring everyone down with you. 279 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,731 I've gotta be on stage in a few minutes. 280 00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:38,489 It's the Sonny Shine Wishtacular. 281 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,772 I'm sure you've heard of it. 282 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:42,419 We raise millions for disadvantaged children. 283 00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:44,387 You can go on stage, 284 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,379 wiggle your ass and twinkle your toes 285 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:49,516 for all your adoring fans. 286 00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:53,887 And then I'm gonna drag you off in cuffs on live television. 287 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:57,028 It'll be as shitty as you looking right into the cameras 288 00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:59,492 and telling the whole world there ain't no Santa Claus. 289 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,528 I know you'll be out before the ink dries 290 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,848 on your arrest report, but you'll be walking out 291 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,301 to a wasteland formerly known as your career. 292 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,406 Hmm. This Hansen woman, 293 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,942 is this all you're asking for really? 294 00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:17,477 For now. 295 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,513 You should stop by my tower. 296 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:21,848 You might find her there. 297 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,950 I can't speak to her frame of mind. 298 00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:30,236 Okay, you found your way in, now find your way out. 299 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,686 Uh, Nick? 300 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,583 I got this. I got this. 301 00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,486 - Nick. - What? 302 00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,522 Look. 303 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:10,930 Good eyes. 304 00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:18,345 Nick, look. 305 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,858 It's hers. We're going in the right... 306 00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:29,949 What the...? 307 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,551 It's a toy, Nick. 308 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,219 I know what it is. 309 00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:35,124 Aww, he wants to play. 310 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,934 That's the biggest kid I ever saw. 311 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,847 That ain't no kid. 312 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,641 Man, see a dentist. 313 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,567 This is gonna pinch. 314 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:24,370 Just a little. 315 00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,092 You can be little forever. 316 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,677 Like my other friends. 317 00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:12,485 Oh, Nick! 318 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:13,842 Nick! 319 00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:16,556 Hailey. 320 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,391 Find Hailey. 321 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,900 Oh, fuck. 322 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,543 No thanks. 323 00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:48,921 You can't do this to people. 324 00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:52,358 Amanda, you all right? 325 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,260 This is evil. 326 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,296 Merry. 327 00:21:57,298 --> 00:21:58,769 They... I know. 328 00:21:58,772 --> 00:22:00,038 They can't get away with this. 329 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,401 They can. 330 00:22:03,204 --> 00:22:05,838 But not forever. Okay? 331 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,509 Nick's found Hailey. 332 00:22:09,511 --> 00:22:11,344 Come on. 333 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:23,389 Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 334 00:22:29,397 --> 00:22:31,931 Happy, you came back. 335 00:22:47,248 --> 00:22:48,448 Run! 336 00:22:50,985 --> 00:22:52,955 Hey! 337 00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:05,398 I just keep discovering bold new frontiers of suck. 338 00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:19,245 No. No, no, no, no... 339 00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:01,854 Stop! 340 00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:03,923 No! 341 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,493 Leave me alone! 342 00:24:51,673 --> 00:24:53,239 Hmm, minty. 343 00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:34,180 Help, please! 344 00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:36,415 He's coming! Help! 345 00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:40,387 Help. 346 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,355 Help! 347 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:43,942 Don't be afraid. 348 00:25:44,054 --> 00:25:45,754 Don't be afraid. 349 00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:57,403 When my daddy went away... 350 00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,372 they made me grow up. 351 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,110 Gave me medicine. 352 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,748 I didn't want... I didn't want to... 353 00:26:12,287 --> 00:26:14,364 I didn't want to be scary. 354 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,257 You don't have to be. 355 00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:21,227 No, no, it's too late. 356 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:28,134 But I can save you. 357 00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:30,703 I can save you. 358 00:26:30,705 --> 00:26:33,739 I had to grow up, but you don't have to. 359 00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:37,443 You don't have to ever grow up. 360 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:49,155 Hold my hand... 361 00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:55,328 And we will fly away together. 362 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,692 Before the police get here. 363 00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:03,223 Before they see what I did. 364 00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:07,364 Come on. Take my hand. 365 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,743 Take. 366 00:27:10,745 --> 00:27:12,745 My. 367 00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:19,385 No. 368 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,787 Uh. 369 00:27:58,393 --> 00:28:00,459 It's all right. 370 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,528 I'm... 371 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:04,330 I'm, uh... 372 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:09,535 Well, I'm, uh... 373 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:13,673 Happy sent me. 374 00:28:13,675 --> 00:28:15,541 Daddy? 375 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,113 Daddy! 376 00:28:35,663 --> 00:28:37,630 I'm the spirit of Christmas. 377 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:40,099 I've walked these roof tops 378 00:28:40,101 --> 00:28:42,201 for a long time. 379 00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:46,172 The only thing that can hurt me is magic. 380 00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:56,482 Hocus pocus, motherfucker. 381 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,124 Not now. 382 00:29:05,126 --> 00:29:06,986 Ah, not again. 383 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640 You're not magic. 384 00:29:21,642 --> 00:29:23,709 They'll see. 385 00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:25,736 You can't even fly. 386 00:29:25,739 --> 00:29:28,212 Maybe not. But I can. 387 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:39,091 And I brought Friends. 388 00:29:46,135 --> 00:29:48,635 Cut him, Twig. 389 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:57,783 Let's re-gift this fruitcake! 390 00:30:13,842 --> 00:30:15,462 Daddy, are you okay? 391 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,797 Pills. 392 00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:20,132 Pocket... pills... 393 00:30:23,471 --> 00:30:24,737 Hey... oh! 394 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,505 Hey, no, let go! Look out! Look out! 395 00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:27,673 No! 396 00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:39,518 Watch... watch out! Oh, God! 397 00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:52,409 Ow! 398 00:30:55,369 --> 00:30:57,903 Santa's coming! Santa's coming! 399 00:30:57,905 --> 00:31:00,406 I don't wanna ruin Christmas for you, 400 00:31:00,408 --> 00:31:02,540 but there comes a time when every kid 401 00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:04,710 has to face the truth... 402 00:31:04,712 --> 00:31:07,587 There ain't no fucking Santa Claus. 403 00:31:59,159 --> 00:32:00,458 What? 404 00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:06,257 I told Sonny Shine I only wanted one wish. 405 00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:09,808 I wanted to meet my dad. 406 00:32:40,808 --> 00:32:42,641 Hailey. 407 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:44,723 - Hailey! - Mommy! 408 00:32:44,726 --> 00:32:47,179 Oh, God. 409 00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:49,181 Oh. Are you okay? 410 00:32:58,579 --> 00:32:59,945 You were right. 411 00:33:03,197 --> 00:33:07,199 About another stocking on the mantle. 412 00:33:07,201 --> 00:33:08,834 You were right. 413 00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:17,742 Maybe one weekend... 414 00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:22,413 We'll talk about it. 415 00:33:24,685 --> 00:33:27,653 That'd make me happy. 416 00:33:40,636 --> 00:33:42,947 You definitely deserve a nap, buddy. 417 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:44,282 We did it, Nick. 418 00:33:44,285 --> 00:33:46,051 I never stopped believing in you. 419 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,509 Likewise. 420 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,781 But this ain't no nap. 421 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,583 This is bye-bye. 422 00:33:57,585 --> 00:34:00,141 What do you mean? No, Nick. 423 00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:01,676 Nick, we won. 424 00:34:01,679 --> 00:34:03,622 Yeah, we did. 425 00:34:06,427 --> 00:34:09,295 Thanks to you... 426 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,879 partner. 427 00:34:15,336 --> 00:34:17,703 Cue the music. 428 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,851 And... 429 00:34:24,408 --> 00:34:25,974 fade to black. 430 00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:44,759 You know, I was starting to get used to you being dead. 431 00:34:44,762 --> 00:34:46,748 Yeah, I always thought I'd prefer it, 432 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,751 but now... 433 00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:54,622 I may just stick around, see how it plays out. 434 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:57,058 Got some good news for you and the fam. 435 00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:58,860 - Yeah? - Word on the street is 436 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:00,295 when Nick Sax died, 437 00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:03,020 he took Blue's so-called password with him. 438 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,701 "Word on the street"? 439 00:35:06,703 --> 00:35:09,070 Your heart stopped for eight minutes. 440 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:12,473 Hmm. That's impressive. 441 00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:15,043 Thought I... 442 00:35:15,045 --> 00:35:18,046 thought I finally got rid of you. 443 00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:19,543 Anyway. 444 00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:21,583 You know, if I were you, I would take advantage 445 00:35:21,585 --> 00:35:24,786 of my new reputation. Lay low for a while. 446 00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:26,621 Hear California's nice. 447 00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:28,456 California? 448 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,658 It's not my kind of dirty. 449 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,653 Besides, I hate avocados. 450 00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:37,065 How's your kid holding up? 451 00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,033 She's gonna be all right. 452 00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:41,636 She's tough. 453 00:35:41,638 --> 00:35:43,671 Like her mom. 454 00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:48,343 You know, this world may not be all glitter and tinsel, 455 00:35:48,345 --> 00:35:51,090 but there are a few people in it that make it work. 456 00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:56,951 You're one of 'em. 457 00:35:59,723 --> 00:36:01,756 You know what you did, right? 458 00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:14,335 You gave me my daughter, Mer. 459 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:21,009 You're my hero. 460 00:36:25,682 --> 00:36:27,515 You don't get to take that one back. 461 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,384 - I don't want it back. - Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it. 462 00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:31,486 - All right, keep it. - I will. 463 00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:39,496 All right, see you around the block. 464 00:36:41,063 --> 00:36:43,563 - Where you going? - Eh, I got a date. 465 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,778 - Ah. - Gonna... 466 00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:49,189 I don't know, go out to Coney Island, 467 00:36:49,192 --> 00:36:51,539 - grab some ice cream. - It's winter. 468 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:53,875 Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know? 469 00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:55,410 All right, well, if that's the case, 470 00:36:55,412 --> 00:36:57,445 you might wanna slap a little aftershave on. 471 00:36:57,447 --> 00:37:00,014 You smell like you murdered a hooker. 472 00:37:00,016 --> 00:37:02,090 That obvious? 473 00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:04,114 Thanks. 474 00:37:05,903 --> 00:37:07,522 Nick was right. 475 00:37:07,524 --> 00:37:09,724 I look completely ridiculous. 476 00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:11,492 Is my nose really that big? 477 00:37:11,494 --> 00:37:14,696 It's the cutest, funniest nose I ever saw. 478 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:20,368 I just wanted to say I'm so glad I got the chance 479 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,370 to be your Imaginary Friend, Hailey. 480 00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:24,706 I had no idea it would be so much fun, 481 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:27,075 and scary too. 482 00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:30,678 Happy, you look different. 483 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,548 How come I can see through you? 484 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,583 It's because... 485 00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:37,885 well, you're growing up, 486 00:37:37,887 --> 00:37:39,954 and you have your daddy now. 487 00:37:39,956 --> 00:37:44,058 And someday you'll forget all about that silly horse. 488 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:46,427 But you're my best friend. 489 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,896 Even if you are imaginary. 490 00:37:48,898 --> 00:37:50,898 Why do you have to go? 491 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,501 That's how it is with Imaginary Friends. 492 00:37:53,503 --> 00:37:55,036 We can't stay forever. 493 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,372 Otherwise, it can get a bit... 494 00:37:57,374 --> 00:37:59,493 you know, creepy. 495 00:37:59,496 --> 00:38:01,576 Where will you go 496 00:38:01,578 --> 00:38:03,845 if nobody needs you anymore? 497 00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:06,149 Oh, I don't know, somewhere fun. 498 00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:08,009 I hope. I... and who knows. 499 00:38:08,012 --> 00:38:10,818 Maybe there is someone who needs me somewhere. 500 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,387 Come to think of it, 501 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:14,589 I better practice my song. 502 00:38:14,591 --> 00:38:17,558 ♪ I'm... happy ♪ 503 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,704 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 504 00:38:19,707 --> 00:38:21,896 ♪ So full of fun of course, of course ♪ 505 00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:25,026 ♪ It's plain to see it's fun to be Happy ♪ 506 00:38:25,029 --> 00:38:26,601 ♪ Happy ♪ 507 00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:28,469 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 508 00:38:28,471 --> 00:38:31,198 ♪ So full of love of course ♪ 509 00:38:31,201 --> 00:38:33,474 ♪ Of course ♪ 510 00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:44,177 I'll never forget you. 511 00:38:46,285 --> 00:38:48,252 Come on, sweetheart. 512 00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:49,754 Let's go meet your dad. 513 00:39:03,319 --> 00:39:05,652 Come on, Sax, you got this. 514 00:39:07,977 --> 00:39:10,778 It's a movie. You just... 515 00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:13,514 sit down and... and... 516 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:15,112 you don't even have to talk. 517 00:39:15,115 --> 00:39:18,052 Oh, boy, this is worse than I thought. 518 00:39:18,054 --> 00:39:20,490 - What the hell? - Talking to yourself, buddy? 519 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,370 People are gonna think you're shit-house cray cray. 520 00:39:22,372 --> 00:39:24,479 - Why are you here? - Nick, I can't abandon you 521 00:39:24,482 --> 00:39:27,068 in your darkest hour. What kind of partner is that? 522 00:39:29,107 --> 00:39:30,965 What are you talk... 523 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:33,501 What are you... what? 524 00:39:33,503 --> 00:39:35,849 "My darkest hour"? You said it yourself. 525 00:39:35,852 --> 00:39:37,869 We won. We killed the bad guy. We saved the kid. 526 00:39:37,872 --> 00:39:39,706 What have you been nipping at the coffee syrup. 527 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:42,518 I've never felt so solid in all my life. 528 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:43,911 I'm a... 529 00:39:43,913 --> 00:39:46,768 I'm a goddamn royal flush. 530 00:39:46,771 --> 00:39:49,383 I'm white night. 531 00:39:49,385 --> 00:39:50,785 I'm... 532 00:39:50,787 --> 00:39:52,971 I'm the hero that she always thought I was. 533 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,860 I'm... I'm terrified, man. I don't know what I'm do... 534 00:39:55,863 --> 00:39:57,830 I don't know what I'm doing. 535 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,401 I don't even know how to talk to her. 536 00:39:59,404 --> 00:40:01,284 There, there, buddy. I got you. 537 00:40:01,287 --> 00:40:03,971 I know everything about Hailey. All her secret hopes, 538 00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:05,408 - her dreams... - Yeah, you know everything. 539 00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:07,377 You know everything! I don't know nothing! 540 00:40:08,738 --> 00:40:10,846 I don't know nothing about being a dad. 541 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,574 You're just gonna do what comes naturally. 542 00:40:15,044 --> 00:40:18,746 What come... What comes naturally. 543 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:21,140 Dismemberment comes naturally to me! 544 00:40:21,143 --> 00:40:23,659 What are you doing? You're Hailey's little buddy. 545 00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:26,940 - Wh... go bother her. - But... well, about that. 546 00:40:26,943 --> 00:40:28,760 - See... - Oh, man. 547 00:40:28,763 --> 00:40:31,859 See, the thing about Imaginary Friends is, 548 00:40:31,861 --> 00:40:33,628 we're kind of supposed to help out the person 549 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:36,697 who needs us the most. 550 00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:39,567 What? You... 551 00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:41,936 You... 552 00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:43,905 uh... 553 00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:46,908 Mm. Did... 554 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,112 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 555 00:40:53,115 --> 00:40:55,016 Here it comes. 556 00:40:55,018 --> 00:40:57,552 - Yeah, it is. - Here comes the fun. 557 00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,409 - Oh, boy, here it comes. - Are you ready? 558 00:41:01,231 --> 00:41:04,165 I think someone needs a little shot of liquid courage. 559 00:41:04,168 --> 00:41:07,131 Maybe a bump of booger sugar. Right? 560 00:41:54,193 --> 00:41:56,327 Michelangelo. 561 00:41:56,329 --> 00:41:59,897 I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again. 562 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,767 - Blue. - Mm-hmm. 563 00:42:03,769 --> 00:42:05,402 Now. 564 00:42:05,404 --> 00:42:09,807 Have you finally brought me that which is mine? 565 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:48,268 Mr. Scaramucci? 566 00:42:49,839 --> 00:42:51,272 You all right? 567 00:42:54,796 --> 00:42:59,655 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 568 00:42:59,658 --> 00:43:01,578 I'm hungry. 38133

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