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♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪
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Every group of friends
has that one song
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that, no matter where you are
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or what you're doing, it
pulls you out of your seat.
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That was me and my
crew, the Flossy Posse.
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♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
on the scene with a lean ♪
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♪ And a pocket full of green ♪
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I know.
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Trust me, everything you had,
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we had it and did it better.
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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♪ Yo, yo... ♪
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But those were my
girls, thinking we were
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the baddest chicks in the game.
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Definitely the baddest
chicks at FAMU.
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- Flossy Posse!
- Ah! - Hey!
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There was Sasha, a journalism major
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with intelligence to shine
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on the country's most
respected publications.
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Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.
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It may not be Pulitzer
Prize-winning,
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but she's making it happen.
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She's gonna be fine. I don't
even know why... You know.
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We've gone through this before.
I already know, you know?
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- Here she comes.
- There was Dina.
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She was a risk-taker.
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It's chlamydia, y'all!
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That's shit you can cure! Hey!
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- But that's our girl.
- I knew it!
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Of course, there's Lisa.
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Despite being the sexy party girl,
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she was a natural nurturer.
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She gave love, even
when it didn't love her.
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- Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- Aw, baby.
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Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,
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- successful author...
- I like your dress.
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You write best-selling
books. You cook on talk shows.
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You make appearances
all across the country.
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How do you have time for a life?
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As women, we're told that we have to choose
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between the personal and the professional,
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but I control my own destiny.
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I am strong,
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I am powerful, I am beautiful.
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If I will it,
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I can have it all.
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Married my college sweetheart.
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So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
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- Thank you.
- But I do have a question for you.
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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,
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how do you hook up with
the second coming of Oprah?
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Ryan's strength has always been
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making others their best selves.
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And I knew I needed that in my life.
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I married my best friend.
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Yeah, you got him, girl!
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And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.
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We were ride or die.
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But sometimes words go unsaid,
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disagreements go unresolved.
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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media, but...
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a year goes by where you
don't see each other,
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and that year turns to five,
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and before you know it,
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you're so busy trying
to get what you want,
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that one day you
look up and find out
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that the thing you love
the most, your crew,
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the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,
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they're gone.
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- I know!
- Yeah, I heard you.
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Well, no, I've got to go. I got...
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Well, I have to ask the question
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to get the answer. Okay. Bye.
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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.
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Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.
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Honey, listen, I know
that you are exhausted.
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I got you running all over this
planet doing this book, but...
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the Essence folks just called, and...
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and...
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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.
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Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.
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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,
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shake hands, you have heaps of praise...
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And that's when you realize
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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.
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- Tell them I'd be honored.
- ♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Well, I ain't got
nothing but a little soul ♪
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- ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
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latest New York Times Best Seller,
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You Can Have It All
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in New Orleans at Essence Fest.
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Well, speaking about
You Can Have It All,
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when are you two going to start a family?
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- Oh, my God.
- Because we know you would make
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- beautiful babies.
- Oh, wow.
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Trust me, it is on the agenda.
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No, I-I need you to bring
me something I can use,
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something good.
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Let-let me call you back.
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Bill, look, I know why you're upset,
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but I can't make people click on your ads.
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Well, you better do something.
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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,
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and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.
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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up
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in all the hot VIP spots.
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Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?
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Absolutely not.
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Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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But I guarantee you, nine months from now,
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there's gonna be a lot
of babies named Essence.
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Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.
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Just-just give me a few
more days to increase views.
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Please.
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Post something your viewers want to see
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this weekend or we're done.
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Hold, please.
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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!
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You know you need me!
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I'm the bitch in these streets!
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You put me on FaceTime.
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Oh, my God.
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Shit.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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That's my car!
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Dina, it has come to my
attention that you had
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a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.
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No, not really.
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I didn't know it was your lunch!
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- Did you not see the label?!
- No!
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- Stupid motherfucker!
- Dina...
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Don't you run from me!
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The point is, physically
assaulting a coworker
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because he accidentally stole your lunch
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- from the Fri...
- Accidentally? Is that what he told you?
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He knew that was my Go-Gurt.
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That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.
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Be that as it may, this
is not the first time
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something like this has happened.
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I'm gonna need to terminate you.
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I'm letting you go.
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Word?
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Word.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Good looking out, Ted.
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Thanks for letting me go, man.
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Appreciate that. Just nothing
but water under the bridge.
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I'm-a go and get back to work.
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No, no. There's no water and no bridge.
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You're fired.
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Why you making me feel like
I'm on The Apprentice
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or something?
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Look, I get it. You're upset.
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I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."
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Why are you making air quotes?
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This is a place of work.
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Lesson learned.
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Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.
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By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest
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this weekend with my girls.
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We about to turn up.
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So I'm-a need Friday off.
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Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,
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because you no longer work here.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Totally. See you bright
and early Tuesday morning,
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- plus or minus a few hours,
- All right.
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- Depending on traffic.
- We're not...
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Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.
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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!
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Okay, Ted!
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Snitches get stitches.
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Oh, shit.
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- Dina, you need to grow up!
- Mm-hmm.
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Bath time, homework
time, snack time.
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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.
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Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.
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Ma.
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I need you to focus.
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Would you calm down?
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I have raised kids before.
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And some of 'em turned out okay.
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You know what, forget
it. I'm just gonna stay.
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I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have
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these kids deviate from
their schedule in any way.
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It just messes everything up.
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- So forget it.
- What up, bitch?
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Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?
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Hello, Dina.
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Have you heard of a doorbell?
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Uh, have you heard of locking doors?
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There's crazy people out there.
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Mm.
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- You ready to get turnt?
- No, I'm not going,
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- because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- No!
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- It's not gonna work!
- No, no.
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- Uh-uh. No.
- For once, I agree with Dina
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and her foul mouth.
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She needs this trip so she
can go off and get some love
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so she can stop being
so grouchy all the time.
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- Ma!
- Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.
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- Uh...
- You know what...
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Sorry.
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Oh. Mm.
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- Bye, Mama.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Mama.
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Heifer, you are not going off to war.
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Go. Go. I beg of you, go.
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We'll be fine.
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You are so silly.
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Scrubs?
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Really? That's what you're doing?
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What's wrong with this?
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Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere
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until we see you with some camel toe, okay?
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No, I don't do camel toe.
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Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.
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- That's not sexy.
- All right, Dina...
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Where are you going, to teach first grade?
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- Okay...
- Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?
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- All right. I organized everything!
- Nobody.
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Girl, we're going to the
Essence... What is this,
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- the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- Okay, I...
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- Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- Don't touch nothing!
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Don't touch nothing!
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As usual, you guys fucking killed it.
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And, and I'm not the
only one who thought so.
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Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?
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You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!
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Fine.
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Bethany Marshall, the head
of marketing from Best Mart,
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thought so, and...
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And what else?
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She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan
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and Stewart collection
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and underwrite a Ryan
and Stewart talk show.
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Boom!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious!
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That's... amazing!
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I know. She said... and I quote...
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"they're both just so real."
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She's gonna send her
business affair peeps down
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to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.
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They want to launch by end of year.
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That's amazing.
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- Thank you.
- Honey, thank you.
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We're gonna be rich, we're
gonna be rich! And thank you.
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Hey, baby, I got to head out
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or I'm gonna miss my flight.
255
00:10:11,752 --> 00:10:13,151
- Oh.
- But I will see you
256
00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:15,487
and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.
257
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,356
- Yes. Mwah.
- All right.
258
00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:19,290
- I love you.
- I love you.
259
00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:21,526
- In love with you.
- I'm in love with you.
260
00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:24,029
I love you. Come here!
261
00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:27,098
- Oh!
- Mm. Thanks.
262
00:10:28,201 --> 00:10:29,535
Mm.
263
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,007
I am so lonely.
264
00:10:34,141 --> 00:10:35,174
Oh!
265
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,541
- Mm.
- Oh, you smell...
266
00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:38,510
- you smell good.
- Yeah, she...
267
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,646
- she bought it for me.
- Sorry. Go before I spank you!
268
00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:41,648
I just did!
269
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,683
- Please go. Bye!
- Mwah!
270
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,486
Oh, gosh, that man
knows how to exit a room.
271
00:10:47,488 --> 00:10:48,488
Mm.
272
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,357
Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
273
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,458
but with so much on the line, are you sure
274
00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,396
that you want to get turned
with your girls this weekend?
275
00:10:57,398 --> 00:10:58,997
I promised them a free trip.
276
00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:00,399
And it's "turnt" with a "T."
277
00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:02,400
Okay, got it, got it.
278
00:11:02,402 --> 00:11:04,636
But maybe just wait until the deal closes,
279
00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:05,971
and then, you know, take
'em all to St. Barts,
280
00:11:05,973 --> 00:11:07,872
buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.
281
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:09,708
Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.
282
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,142
Listen, we're all adults,
283
00:11:11,144 --> 00:11:13,145
and our insane party days are behind us.
284
00:11:13,147 --> 00:11:14,846
- Well, most of us.
- Mm. I don't know.
285
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,348
I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends...
286
00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,049
in New Orleans,
287
00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:19,684
there would be pictures of
our tits all over the Internet.
288
00:11:19,686 --> 00:11:21,719
I mean, there's actually
a few of those out there.
289
00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:23,722
I don't know if you saw 'em.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter,
290
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,924
'cause, the point is,
I have civilian titties,
291
00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:27,192
but you have best-selling author titties.
292
00:11:27,194 --> 00:11:28,859
And-and ten percent of
your titties are my titties.
293
00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:31,429
I just... I just want our
titties to have a future.
294
00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:33,598
- Liz.
- Yeah.
295
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,434
What's the name of my book?
296
00:11:35,436 --> 00:11:37,769
You Can Have It All.
297
00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:39,871
Exactly.
298
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,607
Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
gonna defer to your judgment.
299
00:11:42,609 --> 00:11:44,208
So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in
300
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,776
before your first appearance.
301
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:48,045
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.
302
00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:51,286
You girls are gonna be
Kiki-ing all weekend.
303
00:11:53,387 --> 00:11:55,386
- Okay, Liz.
- Yeah.
304
00:11:55,388 --> 00:11:57,689
- And I say this out of love...
- Preach, girl.
305
00:11:57,691 --> 00:12:01,459
Mm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach"
306
00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:02,861
or "go, girl,"
307
00:12:02,863 --> 00:12:04,695
"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"
308
00:12:04,697 --> 00:12:07,098
or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard
309
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,799
or looked up on Urban Dictionary.
310
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:10,636
This weekend,
311
00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:13,472
over half a million black
women of all sizes, shades,
312
00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:15,774
from all different
socioeconomic backgrounds
313
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,209
are descending on the
Crescent City to celebrate
314
00:12:18,211 --> 00:12:21,545
black womanhood in all its glorious forms.
315
00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:24,551
You, my dear friend, are a guest.
316
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,286
Act accordingly.
317
00:12:30,056 --> 00:12:31,290
Wow.
318
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,924
I'm not even offended.
319
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,760
- You're the best.
- Oh! Mm.
320
00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:36,461
Okay.
321
00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:43,568
Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.
322
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:44,672
Girl, bye.
323
00:12:47,574 --> 00:12:50,909
4718 to New Orleans will
commence boarding shortly.
324
00:12:50,911 --> 00:12:54,112
Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.
325
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,180
Got my anti-nausea medication.
326
00:12:56,182 --> 00:12:57,815
Hold on to that. Ooh!
327
00:12:57,817 --> 00:12:59,583
Hi, earplugs.
328
00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:02,487
Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.
329
00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:04,423
You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,
330
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:06,824
if you want to take a hit of
it before you get on the plane.
331
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:07,992
That shit will have you right.
332
00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:09,660
Where did you hide...
333
00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:11,929
You know what? Never mind.
334
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,464
I'm not even gonna ask.
335
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,802
Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.
336
00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:19,371
Okay, I'm-a tell you.
337
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,372
Where the sun don't shine.
338
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:26,144
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina,
339
00:13:26,146 --> 00:13:30,348
but actually it's the butthole.
340
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:34,685
I got drugs in my booty.
341
00:13:34,687 --> 00:13:37,988
You know what, that can
cause a lot of infection.
342
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,992
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your booty hole.
343
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,560
It's a booty hole.
344
00:13:42,562 --> 00:13:43,828
Okay.
345
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,063
Enough.
346
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,497
You're grown.
347
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:49,501
On another note, let me ask you a question.
348
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:52,703
Do you think this situation
with Ryan and Sasha,
349
00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:55,707
think there's still drama
or has it been long enough?
350
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,043
It better be, 'cause I plan
on getting white girl-wasted
351
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,045
this weekend, and I ain't
letting none of you bitches
352
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,347
kill my vibe, okay?
353
00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:06,418
That's hand sanitizer.
354
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,352
It burns.
355
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:09,820
Well, considering we don't
know where your mouth has been,
356
00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:11,055
it can't hurt.
357
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,891
- Oh, my God.
- You want a cough drop?
358
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,093
- Mm. Yeah.
- Here. Just...
359
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:17,194
Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me
360
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:21,833
- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?
- Oh, my God!
361
00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:23,668
Oh, my goodness!
362
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,503
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh, wow. - You look great.
363
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,572
I'm so happy to see you two.
364
00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:29,274
- Girl, you're killing it!
- Yeah.
365
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:30,608
Turn-up time.
366
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,109
Hey, ladies!
367
00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:34,246
Hey, Sasha!
368
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,782
Oh, I've missed you guys so much!
369
00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:38,784
So good to see you!
370
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,019
Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,
371
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:43,021
- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.
- Yeah, I know you are.
372
00:14:43,023 --> 00:14:44,923
- Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
373
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,257
She baddie!
374
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:52,197
Sash!
375
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,031
Hey, Ry.
376
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,900
Hey.
377
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:58,069
Well, life is treating
you well. I see that.
378
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,072
Please. I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed once a week
379
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,242
going to some fabulous event.
380
00:15:04,244 --> 00:15:06,243
- I love your hair.
- Nice Dr...
381
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,381
It seems like they're getting along.
382
00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:12,383
- Shit.
- Right?
383
00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,486
These bitches is plastic.
384
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:16,487
- That's a great lipstick, too.
- Thank you, right?
385
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:18,290
Ladies!
386
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,162
- I made something very special for us this weekend.
- Oh.
387
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,599
Bam!
388
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:27,399
What the fuck?
389
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,800
Look like a Bedazzler
threw up on that thing.
390
00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,803
What? This is very fashionable.
391
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,271
It's of today and
yesterday. It's very retro.
392
00:15:34,273 --> 00:15:37,242
How about we save it for the last night?
393
00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:39,247
Of our lives?
394
00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:44,415
Or donate it to the My
Little Pony Motorcycle Club.
395
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:48,953
Okay. I put a lot of
man-hours into these jackets.
396
00:15:48,955 --> 00:15:50,921
Now, see, that's not the
kind of man-hours we need you
397
00:15:50,923 --> 00:15:52,156
- putting in, Lisa-Lis.
- Mm...
398
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,192
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
399
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,026
Yes, you need to be bedazzling some dick.
400
00:15:56,028 --> 00:15:58,329
That's what you need to do.
401
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,030
Enough.
402
00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:01,833
Okay, now, here's what I want.
403
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,102
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a Coke to chase.
404
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:06,637
Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.
405
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:10,208
Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.
406
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,176
Oh. Well, then, in that case,
let me go ahead and get those
407
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:14,713
three shots now and then
bring me a shot of Baileys
408
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,714
- once we get into cruising altitude.
- Oh, she...
409
00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:18,883
- she about to turn up.
- Sure.
410
00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:21,486
Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.
411
00:16:21,488 --> 00:16:22,953
- Dina.
- Huh?
412
00:16:22,955 --> 00:16:24,655
Can we just bring it down a notch?
413
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:27,626
Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?
414
00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:28,827
- Leave her alone.
- You know what?
415
00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:30,194
I need you to use your lady mouth.
416
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,963
I need you to use your lady mouth.
417
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,065
All right, all right.
418
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,669
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.
419
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:39,905
No, seriously, for real, though...
420
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:43,007
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?
421
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:45,843
I don't know. Two years, maybe.
422
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,511
- What?
- Wait.
423
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:49,179
Si-Since Terrence?
424
00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:50,982
I don't know.
425
00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:52,817
I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,
426
00:16:52,819 --> 00:16:55,185
I read really intense erotica,
427
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:56,755
and I invested in a very powerful
428
00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:58,189
detachable showerhead,
429
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,091
which has been very good to me, mind you.
430
00:17:00,093 --> 00:17:01,525
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
431
00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:03,528
Okay, that story just
put me into menopause.
432
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:04,828
You getting some this weekend.
433
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:05,996
Straight up.
434
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:08,032
You gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.
435
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,501
For crying out loud, Dina,
436
00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:11,168
we only gonna be there for three days.
437
00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:12,703
Well, three dicks, then.
438
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,438
Mm-hmm.
439
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,508
You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.
440
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,510
Daily penetration is medicinal.
441
00:17:18,512 --> 00:17:19,911
Oh, my goodness.
442
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,713
Don't be ashamed, girl.
443
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:23,447
Every sister up in here
444
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:26,417
is on a mission to be her very best
445
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:27,786
- and ratchet self.
- Oh...
446
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:29,386
You, especially.
447
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:31,723
Who's ready for Essence Fest?
448
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,059
Yes!
449
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:37,261
See, Lisa? There is no turning down
450
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:39,463
up in here, only the turn-up.
451
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,898
I love turn-ups.
452
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,466
- Ma'am, excuse me.
- Oh, oh.
453
00:17:42,468 --> 00:17:44,202
Excuse me, uh, I got this.
454
00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:45,369
Can you go ahead and
make some Patrón shots
455
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:46,370
for everybody up here?
456
00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:47,806
On me.
457
00:17:47,808 --> 00:17:49,907
- I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.
- I'm sorry.
458
00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:51,041
Because...
459
00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:54,111
♪ I'm every woman ♪
460
00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:56,313
♪ It's all in me ♪
461
00:17:56,315 --> 00:17:59,584
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
462
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,619
♪ I do it naturally ♪
463
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,387
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
464
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:05,557
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Yeah! Everybody say...
465
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:08,559
Flossy Posse!
466
00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:11,229
♪ It's all in me... ♪
467
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,830
Let's see
468
00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,898
- if we can find this driver.
- And get me a beignet.
469
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,967
- Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!
- Ooh, ooh!
470
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:19,270
Yes!
471
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,005
- Hello.
- Oh, my goodness,
472
00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:23,273
thank you so much.
473
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,409
Ooh!
474
00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:27,078
- Ooh...
- Oh, my God!
475
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,348
Oh, God.
476
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,683
Thank you!
477
00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:43,360
- Hey!
- Here you go.
478
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,484
Hey! Hey!
479
00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:11,489
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
480
00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:13,023
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
481
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:15,527
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
482
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,494
♪ Lovely day ♪
483
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,329
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day ♪
484
00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:21,331
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
485
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,568
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
486
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,505
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- Aah!
487
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,138
Aw...
488
00:19:30,243 --> 00:19:32,376
- Don't touch Elvis. That's Elvis.
- Oh...
489
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,382
Oh, God.
490
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,051
Oh...
491
00:19:41,053 --> 00:19:42,486
Oh, shoot!
492
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,088
Oh, shit!
493
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:47,024
- Dina! Dina! Run, Dina!
- Dina! Run, Dina! - Dina!
494
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:12,183
Fuck yeah!
495
00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:15,886
That's some white boy shit right there.
496
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,692
Who's ready for a refill?
497
00:20:20,694 --> 00:20:22,059
- Ooh.
- Dina,
498
00:20:22,061 --> 00:20:24,128
I-I haven't even finished this one yet.
499
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:26,598
Girl, you used to finish
a super size Slurpee
500
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,466
filled with grain alcohol before noon.
501
00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,469
- Mm-hmm. - True.
- That was before two beautiful
502
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,570
little human beings ripped out of my vagina
503
00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:35,807
and sucked all the life out of my breasts.
504
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:37,809
I don't coochie-pop no more.
505
00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:38,809
- Especially not...
- Ryan! - What...
506
00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:40,578
We are your biggest fans.
507
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,945
Will you take a picture with us?
508
00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:43,915
- Yes. Sure. Of course.
- We are your biggest fans.
509
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,582
- Oh, my God. My friends are over here.
- Damn.
510
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:47,417
This shit gonna be happening all weekend?
511
00:20:47,419 --> 00:20:49,052
You know, I'm so proud of her.
512
00:20:49,054 --> 00:20:50,320
Look at her.
513
00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,290
It's like traveling with Beyoncé.
514
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,657
Oh, my God.
515
00:20:53,659 --> 00:20:55,326
Are you guys friends with Ryan?
516
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:56,794
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
517
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:58,296
I'm a huge fan!
518
00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,630
Here. This is for you.
519
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,665
- Here. Here. Yes.
- Oh, okay, thank you.
520
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,067
- Okay.
- That's so wonderful.
521
00:21:03,069 --> 00:21:04,234
- Enjoy.
- Yes!
522
00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:07,338
This is like traveling with Beyoncé!
523
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:10,308
- Thank you so much. Aw.
- Girl, you so pretty.
524
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,577
Mm-mm, mm-mm. Hey,
hey, sister, sister,
525
00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:15,012
- it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop. - $50?
- Hey,
526
00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:16,280
- uh, Dina?
- Okay?
527
00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:17,482
- I wouldn't do that.
- Who else trying
528
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,450
to take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.
529
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,786
We take American Express, EBT...
530
00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:23,087
- You trying to go to jail?
- You want to get a picture?
531
00:21:23,089 --> 00:21:24,989
- 'Cause you need a permit for all that.
- Girl...
532
00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:26,424
- I ain't going to nobody's jail, okay?
- What the fuck?
533
00:21:26,426 --> 00:21:29,661
- We good? All right, sister.
- Lisa. Lisa.
534
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,296
Wait a minute, hold up.
535
00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:33,263
- Can you believe this?
- Oh, my God.
536
00:21:33,265 --> 00:21:36,202
What y'all trippin' off of?
537
00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:40,305
Aw, hell no.
538
00:21:40,307 --> 00:21:41,673
That can't really be...
539
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,308
That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,
540
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,510
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.
541
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,278
Where'd you get the picture?
542
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,980
My paparazzi guy sent it to me.
543
00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:50,949
Who is this ratchet-ass bitch?
544
00:21:50,951 --> 00:21:53,217
Simone. Some Instagram ho.
545
00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:55,353
I heard she sucked off A-Rod
546
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,055
- in the bathroom one time.
- Wait a minute,
547
00:21:57,057 --> 00:21:58,556
all this NBA dick, and she's
548
00:21:58,558 --> 00:22:00,290
sucking a baseball player?
549
00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:01,693
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.
550
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,627
Oh, my God. I hate her, but you know what,
551
00:22:03,629 --> 00:22:05,530
that ass is really cute.
552
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,799
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?
553
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,701
Oh, shit... she here.
554
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,302
That little dirty bitch Simone is here?
555
00:22:12,304 --> 00:22:13,838
Okay, we got to tell Ryan.
556
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,072
So I had to go inwards and do
557
00:22:15,074 --> 00:22:16,507
- to be able to do that.
- Oh, of course.
558
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:17,809
Handle that, Sasha.
559
00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:19,577
Why I got to be the one?
560
00:22:19,579 --> 00:22:21,479
- It's your picture, ho.
- Okay,
561
00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:23,548
no matter what, we have
to do it delicately,
562
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,250
- because she's having a good time.
- You're welcome.
563
00:22:25,252 --> 00:22:27,551
No, no, fuck that. You got to
do it like a Brazilian wax...
564
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:29,153
just yank everything out at once.
565
00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:31,055
Now, she gonna feel like
her uterus is on the paper,
566
00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:32,690
and she gonna scream,
567
00:22:32,692 --> 00:22:34,826
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.
568
00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:36,994
Can we at least wait till
we get back to the room?
569
00:22:36,996 --> 00:22:38,663
Can we agree on that?
570
00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:43,201
So, we have the most amazing suite
571
00:22:43,203 --> 00:22:44,836
at the Monteleone,
572
00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:47,405
VIP passes to all the parties,
573
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,707
and great seats at the
Superdome for New Edition,
574
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,543
Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!
575
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:55,213
And we are going to eat!
576
00:22:55,215 --> 00:22:56,713
Damn the calories.
577
00:22:56,715 --> 00:22:58,015
- Yup!
- Oh, yes, yes!
578
00:22:58,017 --> 00:22:59,684
I'm gonna kill somebody.
579
00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:00,918
What?
580
00:23:02,789 --> 00:23:05,123
Now, I do have some obligations,
581
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:08,626
but the truth is this weekend
is all about the Flossy Posse.
582
00:23:08,628 --> 00:23:10,127
We're gonna be staying up late,
583
00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:12,230
drinking, making memories that we can
584
00:23:12,232 --> 00:23:13,964
laugh about the rest of our lives,
585
00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:16,600
- because that is what a girls trip is for.
- Yeah, word.
586
00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:19,037
- YOLO.
- Ooh, I got to hide a bitch body.
587
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,704
And gossip.
588
00:23:20,706 --> 00:23:23,741
No secrets. I want all the dirt.
589
00:23:23,743 --> 00:23:26,280
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with a Instagram skank.
590
00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:31,549
You just had to say something, didn't you?
591
00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:33,751
That was an opening.
592
00:23:33,753 --> 00:23:35,656
That's God. Recognize.
593
00:23:37,924 --> 00:23:39,624
Come on, Ryan. I need to...
594
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:41,591
I got to show you something.
595
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:43,663
Mmm.
596
00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:51,237
Ryan, I don't... I don't
really know what to say.
597
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:56,744
You know we're here for
you for whatever you need.
598
00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:00,078
Don't worry, boo.
599
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,745
I'm-a put hands on him.
600
00:24:01,747 --> 00:24:03,681
I'm talking hot grits,
601
00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:06,317
extension cords, Timberland boots.
602
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,685
I'm-a fuck up that
bitch's Instagram account,
603
00:24:08,687 --> 00:24:11,254
I'm-a put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole
604
00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:12,924
and I'm-a walk 'em
around. I'm-a just wipe...
605
00:24:12,926 --> 00:24:14,992
I'm-a just swipe in that thing
606
00:24:14,994 --> 00:24:16,327
and I'm-a yank 'em out!
607
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,928
And then I'm-a stick
608
00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:19,430
my fingers up in his ass
609
00:24:19,432 --> 00:24:20,964
and tell him I'm checking his prostate,
610
00:24:20,966 --> 00:24:22,367
but really I'm-a yank his balls
611
00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:23,835
out the back of that motherfucker.
612
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,036
And then I'm-a put my fist
613
00:24:25,038 --> 00:24:26,136
so far up his ass,
614
00:24:26,138 --> 00:24:27,538
I'm-a pull his heart out
615
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,007
through that motherfucker and I'm-a
616
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,674
"nabi da Shakti de" that shit.
617
00:24:30,676 --> 00:24:33,677
Just...
618
00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:36,313
And then I'm-a stick my
fingers back up in his ass
619
00:24:36,315 --> 00:24:37,815
and then I'm-a twirl 'em around
620
00:24:37,817 --> 00:24:39,783
and see if that make
him giggle a little bit.
621
00:24:39,785 --> 00:24:41,719
You know, 'cause I like to
make a motherfucker laugh
622
00:24:41,721 --> 00:24:43,791
when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?
623
00:24:45,225 --> 00:24:47,892
Well, that's not necessary, Dina.
624
00:24:47,894 --> 00:24:49,527
Really, honestly,
625
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,896
I've known about this
for a few months, so...
626
00:24:52,898 --> 00:24:55,700
The fuck? You into that shit?
627
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,568
No. Dina, come on.
628
00:24:57,570 --> 00:25:00,171
Obviously I was very upset, but...
629
00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:01,571
Stewart and I are in counseling,
630
00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:03,340
and we're working through it.
631
00:25:03,342 --> 00:25:06,243
Well, look at Tha... That is fantastic.
632
00:25:06,245 --> 00:25:09,480
I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.
633
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,815
Thank you, Lis. You know,
634
00:25:10,817 --> 00:25:12,049
Stewart and I are a team, you know?
635
00:25:12,051 --> 00:25:13,251
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
636
00:25:13,253 --> 00:25:14,519
but that's in the past.
637
00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:17,989
No, it's not.
638
00:25:17,991 --> 00:25:19,893
This picture was taken last night.
639
00:25:21,593 --> 00:25:23,594
Mmm...
640
00:25:23,596 --> 00:25:26,063
Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.
641
00:25:26,065 --> 00:25:27,531
And you know what... I really...
642
00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:29,067
I don't want to be judged right now.
643
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,269
I'm the last person to judge you, but...
644
00:25:31,271 --> 00:25:33,370
Guys. Okay, listen.
645
00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:35,272
I really meant what I said earlier.
646
00:25:35,274 --> 00:25:37,841
This weekend is about us.
647
00:25:37,843 --> 00:25:39,277
We haven't hung in five years,
648
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:42,579
and by the grace of God,
we are here, together.
649
00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:44,182
Come on, let's take advantage of that.
650
00:25:44,184 --> 00:25:45,616
'Cause if we don't... if we waste
651
00:25:45,618 --> 00:25:47,551
this precious time... then shame on us.
652
00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:49,587
Because today is the last day
653
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,388
that we will ever be this young.
654
00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:53,624
She fucked me up with that one.
655
00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:55,859
All right. Now, the Flossy Posse
656
00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:58,128
is back in New Orleans, so let's go.
657
00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:59,530
Let's go. Let's go, bitches.
658
00:25:59,532 --> 00:26:01,098
She's right, let's go.
659
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,100
But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.
660
00:26:03,102 --> 00:26:04,434
Ryan.
661
00:26:04,436 --> 00:26:06,136
You know it's just a matter of time
662
00:26:06,138 --> 00:26:07,472
before the photographer
663
00:26:07,474 --> 00:26:09,443
shops this picture.
664
00:26:10,474 --> 00:26:12,545
Sash, don't worry. I'm-a handle it.
665
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,313
Come on, y'all!
666
00:26:18,551 --> 00:26:21,452
I love this place so much.
667
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,988
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in,
668
00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:25,589
get our credentials. You guys should go
669
00:26:25,591 --> 00:26:27,724
check out the Carousel
Bar and have a drink,
670
00:26:27,726 --> 00:26:29,493
and I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
671
00:26:29,495 --> 00:26:31,495
It's really cute.
672
00:26:31,497 --> 00:26:32,996
- All right.
- To the bar.
673
00:26:32,998 --> 00:26:34,464
- I'm ready to rock.
- Looks nice.
674
00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:36,733
Let's see.
675
00:26:36,735 --> 00:26:37,902
Oh, look at that!
676
00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:39,669
Yeah, your kids would like this.
677
00:26:39,671 --> 00:26:42,339
Man, damn. This is the shit, man.
678
00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:45,809
Oh, it's so cool. It's moving around.
679
00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:48,311
Yeah, it's super cute.
680
00:26:48,313 --> 00:26:51,014
Ooh! There goes Stewart.
681
00:26:51,016 --> 00:26:54,018
Oh. Asshole.
682
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,453
- Dina, look at me.
- Don't.
683
00:26:55,455 --> 00:26:57,922
Look at me. Okay, come on, now.
684
00:26:57,924 --> 00:26:59,656
You heard what Ryan
said. Just-just be cool.
685
00:26:59,658 --> 00:27:01,158
I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.
686
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,859
I just want to say hi, that's all.
687
00:27:02,861 --> 00:27:04,628
- Why you taking... - Wait...
- I'm-a just say hello.
688
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:06,931
- No. No, no, don't you say hello.
- No, no, don't...
689
00:27:06,933 --> 00:27:08,199
No, Dina, don't do that. Remember,
690
00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:09,634
- Ryan said this is her life.
- Yes.
691
00:27:09,636 --> 00:27:11,236
- We shouldn't get involved.
- Hold this.
692
00:27:12,472 --> 00:27:14,472
- Dina!
- Dina, no!
693
00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:15,876
No!
694
00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:23,780
- Oh!
- Bitch!
695
00:27:23,782 --> 00:27:24,848
What the hell's wrong with you?
696
00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:26,716
Don't play me, nigga. I will end you.
697
00:27:26,718 --> 00:27:30,056
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF...
698
00:27:31,123 --> 00:27:32,455
but not really a MILF.
699
00:27:32,457 --> 00:27:33,957
Nigga, you getting old bitches
700
00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:35,459
from the resting home?
701
00:27:35,461 --> 00:27:37,228
Is that what you're doing to my home girl?
702
00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:40,197
You fuckin' with Gladys Knight, nigga?
703
00:27:40,199 --> 00:27:42,966
Do you got kneepads under
them slacks, Slurpee?
704
00:27:42,968 --> 00:27:45,872
- What?
- Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.
705
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,139
How do you do?
706
00:27:49,141 --> 00:27:51,541
Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?
707
00:27:51,543 --> 00:27:53,476
Your nephew is nasty.
708
00:27:53,478 --> 00:27:55,146
He a nasty nigga.
709
00:27:55,148 --> 00:27:56,713
Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty.
710
00:27:56,715 --> 00:27:58,482
Okay, all right, okay,
all right. I'm sorry.
711
00:27:58,484 --> 00:28:00,084
- She-she off her meds today.
- He do people wrong.
712
00:28:00,086 --> 00:28:01,751
- Forgive her.
- You're going to hell!
713
00:28:01,753 --> 00:28:03,320
You so nasty!
714
00:28:03,322 --> 00:28:06,656
In that ugly, tight-ass suit!
715
00:28:06,658 --> 00:28:09,226
- It's ugly!
- It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.
716
00:28:09,228 --> 00:28:11,194
And that is a lovely blouse
717
00:28:11,196 --> 00:28:12,829
- you have on.
- Why, thank you.
718
00:28:12,831 --> 00:28:16,567
And as for you, Stewart...
719
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,337
I am very disappointed in you... very.
720
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:21,438
You guys have a lovely afternoon.
721
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,940
Thank you for your time.
722
00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:25,009
Thank you. You have a good day, too.
723
00:28:28,848 --> 00:28:30,280
- What the hell happened?
- Breathe, just breathe.
724
00:28:30,282 --> 00:28:32,183
- Just calm down.
- I was gone for three minutes.
725
00:28:32,185 --> 00:28:34,452
- This shit took one.
- What? Th-The...
726
00:28:34,454 --> 00:28:35,919
Hockey players don't even fight that fast.
727
00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:37,120
Ma'am, I need you to leave
728
00:28:37,122 --> 00:28:38,121
- the premises immediately.
- Oh!
729
00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:39,857
Hello, sir.
730
00:28:39,859 --> 00:28:42,693
Uh, Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker,
731
00:28:42,695 --> 00:28:44,228
and author of You Can Have It All.
732
00:28:44,230 --> 00:28:45,529
I am sorry.
733
00:28:45,531 --> 00:28:47,098
I'd like to apologize for my friends,
734
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,099
but I can assure you that
everything is fine now.
735
00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:51,769
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of Château Mardaux.
736
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:53,971
Oh, don't be speaking
French to me, motherfucker!
737
00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:55,473
Dina,
738
00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:56,607
you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.
739
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:57,707
And you lucky TSA took that
740
00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:59,143
straight edge away from me.
741
00:28:59,145 --> 00:29:00,610
- Okay, okay, okay, all right.
- Mr. Pierce,
742
00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:02,445
we're in the process of
removing her right now.
743
00:29:02,447 --> 00:29:03,947
- Thank you. - Dina.
- Oh, Wai-Wai-Wai-Wai-wait.
744
00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:06,216
- Wait. Really, that is not necessary.
- Dina, calm down.
745
00:29:06,218 --> 00:29:09,619
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.
746
00:29:09,621 --> 00:29:11,454
I mean, this is just the
way we greet each other.
747
00:29:11,456 --> 00:29:13,824
Ms. Pierce, I'm sorry,
748
00:29:13,826 --> 00:29:16,761
but that's not the way we do things here.
749
00:29:16,763 --> 00:29:18,828
Okay. Understood.
750
00:29:18,830 --> 00:29:21,100
But we are not pressing charges, okay?
751
00:29:22,334 --> 00:29:24,734
Isn't that right, Stew?
752
00:29:24,736 --> 00:29:26,736
Well... no.
753
00:29:26,738 --> 00:29:28,338
But if that's the hotel's policy,
754
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,940
- then I understand.
- No!
755
00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,908
- What? You know what, you're ridiculous.
- Eat a dick.
756
00:29:31,910 --> 00:29:33,911
- I mean that as a sister to a brother.
- You know what?
757
00:29:33,913 --> 00:29:35,578
- You need to stop.
- You know what, it's cool. I'm-a leave.
758
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,147
- Okay, we're leaving. We're gonna leave.
- I'm-a leave.
759
00:29:37,149 --> 00:29:38,616
- Just give me a second.
- It's all gonna be good.
760
00:29:38,618 --> 00:29:40,350
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
761
00:29:40,352 --> 00:29:42,353
Okay, you know what, Dina, get over here.
762
00:29:42,355 --> 00:29:43,687
Milk Dud head mother...
763
00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:45,822
You look like a ugly, dirty Mr. Clean!
764
00:29:45,824 --> 00:29:47,090
Your girl needs a leash.
765
00:29:47,092 --> 00:29:49,026
Swipe-ass bastard!
766
00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:50,828
Your room. Now.
767
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,797
I don't want to go to my room.
768
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:54,464
That place is nasty.
769
00:29:54,466 --> 00:29:55,799
It's haunted.
770
00:29:55,801 --> 00:29:57,768
I was there last year... swear to God,
771
00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,036
was up in there last year...
772
00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:00,838
a ghost tried to fuck me.
773
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,706
You ever been fucked by a ghost?
774
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:04,508
Are you kidding me?
775
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,876
You said you ended this shit
and now there's a picture?
776
00:30:06,878 --> 00:30:08,846
Are you not understanding?
777
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,780
And on top of it, the bitch is here.
778
00:30:10,782 --> 00:30:12,383
I didn't invite her.
779
00:30:12,385 --> 00:30:13,884
Well, neither the fuck did I.
780
00:30:13,886 --> 00:30:16,052
You need to call her and you need to send
781
00:30:16,054 --> 00:30:18,789
that genetically enhanced ass home!
782
00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:20,890
Come on, babe. How am
I supposed to do that?
783
00:30:20,892 --> 00:30:23,059
The same way you tell
her to come get some dick.
784
00:30:23,061 --> 00:30:24,694
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
785
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,963
smoke signals... whatever you do,
786
00:30:26,965 --> 00:30:28,334
I don't give a shit.
787
00:30:31,838 --> 00:30:34,305
You know what? Whatever.
788
00:30:34,307 --> 00:30:35,973
I'm not doing this.
789
00:30:35,975 --> 00:30:38,408
This is stupid.
790
00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:39,909
This isn't a marriage,
791
00:30:39,911 --> 00:30:43,012
but we agreed to at least be a partnership,
792
00:30:43,014 --> 00:30:45,081
and you can't hold up
your end of the bargain,
793
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,416
let alone your pants.
794
00:30:46,418 --> 00:30:48,819
This is against everything
795
00:30:48,821 --> 00:30:50,887
I tell my readers, my followers,
796
00:30:50,889 --> 00:30:52,389
and yet I'm putting up with it?
797
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:53,857
- No.
- Ry, Ry...
798
00:30:53,859 --> 00:30:55,526
I'm sorry.
799
00:30:55,528 --> 00:30:57,661
- You're always sorry.
- I-I know, but look at...
800
00:30:57,663 --> 00:30:59,230
I won't do it again.
801
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,398
You always ain't gonna do it again.
802
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,665
Baby, I mean it this time.
803
00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:04,434
Okay?
804
00:31:04,436 --> 00:31:06,169
Real talk.
805
00:31:06,171 --> 00:31:07,905
Ryan, baby, listen.
806
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,406
You're right.
807
00:31:09,408 --> 00:31:11,709
You don't deserve this.
808
00:31:11,711 --> 00:31:14,944
But our brand is who we are.
809
00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:18,048
It's... it's who you are.
810
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,350
Giving all that up because I was sloppy
811
00:31:20,352 --> 00:31:21,751
isn't worth all that you have worked
812
00:31:21,753 --> 00:31:23,887
very hard to accomplish.
813
00:31:23,889 --> 00:31:26,857
Why would we give it up?
814
00:31:26,859 --> 00:31:28,858
And for what?
815
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:30,728
Huh?
816
00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,128
To watch it all crumble?
817
00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:35,566
To be alone?
818
00:31:35,568 --> 00:31:38,068
Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere.
819
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,636
You know that.
820
00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:41,640
I don't give a damn about her.
821
00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,476
Let's just do our dance
822
00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:49,078
and handle our business.
823
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,485
Be that couple who has it all.
824
00:31:55,754 --> 00:31:58,254
No more slipups.
825
00:31:58,256 --> 00:32:00,156
Stick to the plan
826
00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:02,393
and get that ho under control.
827
00:32:02,395 --> 00:32:03,828
And we close this deal.
828
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:05,296
Done.
829
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,568
Some of us have to find a place to stay.
830
00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:15,172
Damn.
831
00:32:15,174 --> 00:32:16,807
You okay?
832
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,274
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
833
00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:19,976
So where we at?
834
00:32:19,978 --> 00:32:23,614
I called... all the four or
five-star hotels are booked.
835
00:32:23,616 --> 00:32:26,817
You know what? Whatever.
Who needs a fancy suite?
836
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,652
I mean, come on.
837
00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:31,023
Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.
838
00:32:36,862 --> 00:32:38,361
I get the feeling there's definitely been
839
00:32:38,363 --> 00:32:40,931
a few chalk outlines on this floor.
840
00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:42,299
Oh, yeah, somebody
841
00:32:42,301 --> 00:32:44,501
was definitely murdered in this room.
842
00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:47,838
This smells like the body is still in here.
843
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,176
Ugh.
844
00:32:51,377 --> 00:32:54,645
The fuck? No mini-bar?
845
00:32:54,647 --> 00:32:56,813
I feel like that one
star was hella generous.
846
00:32:56,815 --> 00:32:58,315
Bitch, you the reason we here.
847
00:32:58,317 --> 00:33:01,351
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.
848
00:33:01,353 --> 00:33:04,053
Classic Sasha. Can't never let shit go.
849
00:33:04,055 --> 00:33:05,955
- It just happened. Why would I let it go?
- What do you mean
850
00:33:05,957 --> 00:33:07,691
- it just happened? It's in the past.
- Come on. - We told you...
851
00:33:07,693 --> 00:33:09,225
- Please, that was in the past.
- Hey... - In the past?!
852
00:33:09,227 --> 00:33:10,828
- Yes, it's in the past.
- This is your fault. - Hey, hey,
853
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:12,363
stop arguing!
854
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,197
- Stop it...
- Don't argue!
855
00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:16,834
- Don't argue. - Let it go!
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
856
00:33:16,836 --> 00:33:18,569
- I think I got scabies.
- What?
857
00:33:18,571 --> 00:33:20,570
- I'm itchy.
- Y'all expecting somebody?
858
00:33:20,572 --> 00:33:22,042
Uh-uh.
859
00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:26,679
Fucking foggy peephole.
860
00:33:27,879 --> 00:33:29,148
Who is it?!
861
00:33:35,353 --> 00:33:36,486
- Oh, oh!
- Rochelle here?
862
00:33:36,488 --> 00:33:37,488
Oh!
863
00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:38,923
Uh, no, sir, I am sorry,
864
00:33:38,925 --> 00:33:40,257
you have the wrong room.
865
00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:41,759
- Please leave.
- This is where
866
00:33:41,761 --> 00:33:43,394
I meet Rochelle every night.
867
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,861
Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy.
868
00:33:44,863 --> 00:33:46,030
You need to get on.
869
00:33:46,032 --> 00:33:47,764
It don't have to be Rochelle.
870
00:33:47,766 --> 00:33:49,867
I'll take one of you.
871
00:33:49,869 --> 00:33:52,202
You mean to tell me we staying at a motel
872
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:54,370
where five-dollar hos do they business?
873
00:33:54,372 --> 00:33:57,407
Five dollars? Shit, I
get two dollars change.
874
00:33:57,409 --> 00:33:58,876
Ooh!
875
00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:00,677
Lisa, you game?
876
00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:03,681
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.
877
00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:04,848
Bust that thing open.
878
00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:06,116
Not if she wearing that.
879
00:34:06,118 --> 00:34:08,451
- What?
- I told you that outfit was
880
00:34:08,453 --> 00:34:10,554
ugly as hell. He don't even want to fuck.
881
00:34:10,556 --> 00:34:12,556
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable
882
00:34:12,558 --> 00:34:14,458
doesn't mean that you have to be rude.
883
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:15,793
Aah!
884
00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:17,527
- Aah! - Oh! Oh!
- Get out of here!
885
00:34:17,529 --> 00:34:18,728
- Aah!
- Get out of here!
886
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:20,230
Get out!
887
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:21,965
- Shoot.
- What's wrong with him?
888
00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:23,433
Close this.
889
00:34:23,435 --> 00:34:24,875
- You don't want some of this?
- Aah!
890
00:34:25,737 --> 00:34:27,137
Aah! What is that?
891
00:34:27,139 --> 00:34:28,471
You don't want some of this?
892
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:33,076
- Aah!
- Oh, oh!
893
00:34:33,078 --> 00:34:35,645
Shit.
894
00:34:35,647 --> 00:34:36,980
You are disgusting!
895
00:34:38,918 --> 00:34:41,784
Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle.
896
00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,154
Y'all are gonna give me a...
897
00:34:44,156 --> 00:34:45,221
heart attack.
898
00:34:46,826 --> 00:34:50,159
Okay. Okay.
899
00:34:50,161 --> 00:34:52,395
I don't find this funny at all.
900
00:34:58,003 --> 00:34:59,969
Yes, girl, you're giving me life!
901
00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:01,471
Oh, hold up, Sash.
902
00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,840
Your tag is hanging
out. Let me pull it out.
903
00:35:03,842 --> 00:35:05,442
Oh, no, no, no, don't pull it.
904
00:35:05,444 --> 00:35:06,909
Um, just tuck it in for me.
905
00:35:06,911 --> 00:35:08,277
All right. Okay.
906
00:35:08,279 --> 00:35:09,813
I made a deal with the designer.
907
00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,915
I'm gonna, you know,
Instagram it this weekend.
908
00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:13,616
Some tastemaker shit.
909
00:35:13,618 --> 00:35:15,619
Lis, hurry up!
910
00:35:15,621 --> 00:35:18,588
Okay, P. Diddy is not gonna
be waiting for me all night.
911
00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:20,357
He's a busy man.
912
00:35:20,359 --> 00:35:22,625
All right, I'm almost ready.
913
00:35:24,496 --> 00:35:26,433
What the fuck is that?
914
00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:32,036
Wait a minute. Hold on. You...
915
00:35:32,038 --> 00:35:34,672
You got to be kidding me!
916
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,105
I really like this outfit.
917
00:35:36,107 --> 00:35:39,208
I mean, this is hand-stitched embroidery
918
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:40,511
from an indigenous tribe
919
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,712
in Guatemala that's almost extinct.
920
00:35:42,714 --> 00:35:45,148
So they not fucking in Guatemala?
921
00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:47,050
- Mm.
- You know what?
922
00:35:47,052 --> 00:35:49,485
Intelligent men of academia
923
00:35:49,487 --> 00:35:52,188
- are gonna really appreciate this outfit.
- Huh.
924
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,625
All right, listen, you look beautiful.
925
00:35:54,627 --> 00:35:57,397
- Thank you.
- Now take it off and put this on.
926
00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:00,563
What...?
927
00:36:00,565 --> 00:36:03,967
This dress is a mosquito net.
928
00:36:03,969 --> 00:36:06,469
Then maybe you'll catch something in it.
929
00:36:06,471 --> 00:36:08,572
- Yeah, a man.
- Lisa, you look
930
00:36:08,574 --> 00:36:11,074
- like somebody's Puerto Rican grandmother.
- See?
931
00:36:11,076 --> 00:36:12,543
Now, men'll fuck almost anything,
932
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,080
but not you... in that outfit.
933
00:36:16,815 --> 00:36:19,148
Don't even. I already know.
934
00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:21,851
Tighten that up.
935
00:36:21,853 --> 00:36:23,853
Don't be taking all day back there, either,
936
00:36:23,855 --> 00:36:25,588
making tamales and shit.
937
00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:27,523
♪ Ah, yeah... ♪
938
00:36:27,525 --> 00:36:29,992
New Orleans!
939
00:36:29,994 --> 00:36:36,833
Make some noise for New... Edition!
940
00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:37,867
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
941
00:36:37,869 --> 00:36:39,670
♪ I don't love her ♪
942
00:36:39,672 --> 00:36:42,873
♪ I tried to tell myself ♪
943
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:46,545
♪ But you can see it in my eyes ♪
944
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,279
♪ So don't deny ♪
945
00:36:49,281 --> 00:36:50,880
♪ I can't fool no one else ♪
946
00:36:50,882 --> 00:36:52,382
Oh, my God!
947
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:54,451
♪ The truth is in the tears I cry ♪
948
00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,786
Sing yourself, y'all.
949
00:36:56,788 --> 00:37:00,424
♪ 'Cause if it isn't love,
why do I feel this way? ♪
950
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:04,728
♪ Why does she stay on my mind? ♪
951
00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:06,262
- Ooh.
- That's right, y'all.
952
00:37:06,264 --> 00:37:07,931
♪ If it isn't love ♪
953
00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:09,766
♪ Why does it hurt so bad? ♪
954
00:37:09,768 --> 00:37:11,567
Oh, oh.
955
00:37:11,569 --> 00:37:13,906
- ♪ Make me feel so sad inside? ♪
- Oh, my God.
956
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:18,041
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- ♪ If it isn't love ♪
957
00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:19,409
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
958
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:20,944
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- I have four.
959
00:37:20,946 --> 00:37:24,614
- ♪ Ah, yeah, ah, y-yeah... ♪
- Come on. - Yeah!
960
00:37:24,616 --> 00:37:25,651
Party in the VIP!
961
00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:29,253
Hey!
962
00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:33,322
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot VIP spot!
963
00:37:33,324 --> 00:37:34,757
Oh, come on, y'all.
964
00:37:34,759 --> 00:37:37,561
Wait, wait. Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.
965
00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:39,295
Where is the water? Excuse me, miss?
966
00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:41,665
- Lisa? Lisa?!
- Yes.
967
00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:44,768
Okay, this weekend, we gonna
need a little less Mom Lisa,
968
00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:46,804
and a little more Freaknik Lisa.
969
00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:49,239
- Mm.
- Mm.
970
00:37:49,241 --> 00:37:51,241
Like Howard Homecoming Lisa.
971
00:37:51,243 --> 00:37:52,842
Ooh!
972
00:37:52,844 --> 00:37:55,679
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, Bayou Classic Lisa.
973
00:37:55,681 --> 00:37:58,447
- Aah! - Ooh!
- That Lisa.
974
00:37:58,449 --> 00:38:00,583
Like NBA All-Star Weekend Lisa.
975
00:38:00,585 --> 00:38:02,786
- Ooh.
- That shut it down. Come on now.
976
00:38:02,788 --> 00:38:04,587
You're a fierce sexual goddess.
977
00:38:04,589 --> 00:38:06,623
I'm a bad bitch goddess.
978
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,025
Oh, yes!
979
00:38:08,027 --> 00:38:09,826
Now go out there and slay.
980
00:38:09,828 --> 00:38:11,494
- That's it.
- Let's do this.
981
00:38:11,496 --> 00:38:13,096
She ready.
982
00:38:13,098 --> 00:38:15,965
So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,
983
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,467
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?
984
00:38:19,871 --> 00:38:21,672
Are you gay? Straight?
985
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,373
'Cause with the pocket squares and...
986
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,942
I'm not feeling confident about this.
987
00:38:25,944 --> 00:38:27,344
So you're not lactose intolerant?
988
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,346
You give me the smallest bit
989
00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,681
of ice cream, and I'm
taking off like a rocket.
990
00:38:31,683 --> 00:38:33,217
It's just a...
991
00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:34,951
Damn, she rusty.
992
00:38:34,953 --> 00:38:36,453
I have both my kids, right?
993
00:38:36,455 --> 00:38:38,454
And I kept their placenta.
994
00:38:38,456 --> 00:38:40,123
And you know what I do every morning
995
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,858
when I make my morning shake?
996
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:44,795
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside.
997
00:38:44,797 --> 00:38:47,396
- Ugh!
- Grind it up, throw it back.
998
00:38:47,398 --> 00:38:50,900
I'm telling you, I'm gonna
live till I'm a hundred.
999
00:38:50,902 --> 00:38:52,902
- I can't watch it.
- She gonna have to Uber.
1000
00:38:52,904 --> 00:38:54,804
- I tried, but I can't.
- She ain't riding with us.
1001
00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:57,808
- Okay.
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1002
00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:59,543
Everybody.
1003
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:02,079
♪ It happened the moment ♪
1004
00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:07,750
♪ When you were revealed... ♪
1005
00:39:07,752 --> 00:39:09,518
Oh, Lisa, Lisa.
1006
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,822
- Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
- Sasha Franklin.
1007
00:39:12,824 --> 00:39:15,058
Of Sasha's Secrets.
1008
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:20,831
Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even
1009
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,567
- be in the same...
- So, so, come,
1010
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:27,237
missy, and let me holler
at you for a minute.
1011
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,840
Okay.
1012
00:39:29,842 --> 00:39:32,375
Do you know who I am?
1013
00:39:32,377 --> 00:39:34,578
Yeah. I just said...
1014
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,114
- I just said...
- 'Cause either you don't know,
1015
00:39:37,116 --> 00:39:39,583
or some strange affliction has altered
1016
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:42,418
the molecular structure of your brain.
1017
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,255
If you think that you can trash
1018
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,123
my name and reputation just to make...
1019
00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:48,592
a name for yourself, missy,
1020
00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,960
that is not gonna turn out well for you.
1021
00:39:50,962 --> 00:39:52,529
N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger.
1022
00:39:52,531 --> 00:39:54,431
I thought you looked great in that thong.
1023
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,900
Liar!
1024
00:39:56,902 --> 00:39:58,701
Try me again,
1025
00:39:58,703 --> 00:40:02,072
and I promise you
1026
00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:05,976
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,
1027
00:40:05,978 --> 00:40:09,445
a fight for survival, and I will win.
1028
00:40:09,447 --> 00:40:13,250
Have I made myself clear?
1029
00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:14,650
Clear?!
1030
00:40:14,652 --> 00:40:16,887
Clear.
1031
00:40:16,889 --> 00:40:19,088
Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved.
1032
00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:22,625
Blessings to you, and you
enjoy the rest of your evening.
1033
00:40:24,295 --> 00:40:26,563
Shoot. Yes, tell me it recorded.
1034
00:40:26,565 --> 00:40:28,632
Please tell me I've got that on video.
1035
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,567
Come on, please.
1036
00:40:30,569 --> 00:40:32,436
Damn it!
1037
00:40:32,438 --> 00:40:33,837
Damn it, Sasha.
1038
00:40:33,839 --> 00:40:35,471
That was your car and your mortgage.
1039
00:40:35,473 --> 00:40:39,442
- Hey, uh, Sasha?
- Yeah.
1040
00:40:39,444 --> 00:40:41,945
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?
1041
00:40:41,947 --> 00:40:45,748
Well, what do you call what you're doing?
1042
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:48,284
No. I'm just saying
that I don't want anyone
1043
00:40:48,286 --> 00:40:50,487
to feel uncomfortable thinking
that you're spying on them.
1044
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,088
- That's all.
- Ryan, I don't spy on people.
1045
00:40:52,090 --> 00:40:53,690
Okay. I'm sorry.
1046
00:40:53,692 --> 00:40:56,625
I'm just saying that I'm
their guest, you're my guest.
1047
00:40:56,627 --> 00:40:59,862
Are you telling me to behave?
1048
00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:01,297
Is that what you telling me right now?
1049
00:41:01,299 --> 00:41:02,699
No. I'm just saying that
1050
00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:04,433
it would be more
appropriate and effective...
1051
00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:06,003
- Um, Sasha? Sasha?
- What is appropriate and effective?
1052
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,603
These words you're using on me feel real...
1053
00:41:07,605 --> 00:41:10,040
I think you should come with
me to the bathroom, please.
1054
00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:12,041
Real quick. I got snaps and zippers and...
1055
00:41:12,043 --> 00:41:13,844
- But she's...
- all kinds of things that I need help with.
1056
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,445
Lisa, I know... Lisa,
I know what you're doing.
1057
00:41:15,447 --> 00:41:16,813
What part of England
1058
00:41:16,815 --> 00:41:18,514
are you from... Compton, England?
1059
00:41:18,516 --> 00:41:20,951
- Come on, Estelle. Darling, yes, look at us.
- No. No.
1060
00:41:20,953 --> 00:41:23,286
Two conquerors taking over the world.
1061
00:41:23,288 --> 00:41:25,889
Don't be a bugger! Pip, pip, cheerio.
1062
00:41:25,891 --> 00:41:27,357
- No.
- I'll tag you.
1063
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,724
- Please don't.
- I'll be tagging you in this.
1064
00:41:28,726 --> 00:41:30,326
- Oh, please don't.
- What are you doing?
1065
00:41:30,328 --> 00:41:31,795
What? I'm taking fun
pictures with celebrities.
1066
00:41:31,797 --> 00:41:33,496
I'm talking to celebrities and everything.
1067
00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:37,199
- Glad to see some things ain't changed.
- Julian!
1068
00:41:37,201 --> 00:41:39,569
- Oh, my God!
- Look at you. You got muscles now.
1069
00:41:39,571 --> 00:41:41,505
Ah. What up, D?
1070
00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,306
What's up, boy?
1071
00:41:43,308 --> 00:41:45,509
- Look at you.
- Look, man, you got fine.
1072
00:41:45,511 --> 00:41:46,809
Ryan.
1073
00:41:46,811 --> 00:41:48,045
- It's good to see you.
- Wow.
1074
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,246
I thought that was you.
1075
00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:51,715
I cannot believe I'm looking at half
1076
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,250
of the Flossy Posse.
1077
00:41:53,252 --> 00:41:55,918
- Mm-hmm.
- And the other half is here, too.
1078
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,654
- No shit.
- Yes.
1079
00:41:57,656 --> 00:42:00,523
- The whole entire FP crew is in the building?
- Mm-hmm.
1080
00:42:00,525 --> 00:42:02,558
Okay, it's official now.
1081
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,061
Wow, so you playing this weekend?
1082
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,529
Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with Ne-Yo
1083
00:42:06,531 --> 00:42:07,730
at the House of Blues on Saturday.
1084
00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:09,099
Ne-Yo? I
love Ne-Yo.
1085
00:42:09,101 --> 00:42:11,434
Well, y'all should come through. Swing by.
1086
00:42:11,436 --> 00:42:12,701
I will put you on a list.
1087
00:42:12,703 --> 00:42:14,538
- It's nothing.
- Okay, we're there.
1088
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,871
- Good.
- Yeah, we there.
1089
00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:16,907
Mm.
1090
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,744
Okay.
1091
00:42:20,279 --> 00:42:22,679
Uh, so what you drinking?
1092
00:42:22,681 --> 00:42:25,081
Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,
1093
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,918
so that you can have a
little compassion for Ryan
1094
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,786
and everything that she's going through.
1095
00:42:29,788 --> 00:42:32,755
So, I'm asking you to please be nice.
1096
00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:34,123
I'm trying.
1097
00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:35,558
I mean, she is the one
1098
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,027
giving me grief about doing my job.
1099
00:42:38,029 --> 00:42:40,029
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras
1100
00:42:40,031 --> 00:42:41,530
and sit next to a football player
1101
00:42:41,532 --> 00:42:42,565
and make money off of him.
1102
00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:44,534
Ooh, now, Sasha,
1103
00:42:44,536 --> 00:42:46,136
that's not fair and you know it.
1104
00:42:46,138 --> 00:42:48,471
- You know you always do this.
- I always do what?
1105
00:42:48,473 --> 00:42:51,775
Ryan can do no wrong in your eyes.
1106
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,576
Even when she bailed on all of our plans
1107
00:42:53,578 --> 00:42:55,945
to start the first black
Huffington Post.
1108
00:42:55,947 --> 00:42:57,713
That was five years ago.
1109
00:42:57,715 --> 00:42:59,049
All right?
1110
00:42:59,051 --> 00:43:00,951
Can you just let it go?
1111
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,219
Okay.
1112
00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:04,723
Sash.
1113
00:43:06,824 --> 00:43:08,293
Don't look at me with them eyes.
1114
00:43:10,596 --> 00:43:12,395
Okay.
1115
00:43:12,397 --> 00:43:14,297
All right.
1116
00:43:14,299 --> 00:43:16,233
- Thank you. I love you.
- Don't hug on me.
1117
00:43:16,235 --> 00:43:18,902
Hug on some of that man meat out there.
1118
00:43:18,904 --> 00:43:22,005
♪ I never knew a Luh,
Luh-Luh, a love like this ♪
1119
00:43:22,007 --> 00:43:24,440
♪ Gotta be somethin'
for me to write this ♪
1120
00:43:24,442 --> 00:43:26,610
♪ Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute ♪
1121
00:43:26,612 --> 00:43:29,346
♪ Wrote this letter and
finally decide to send it ♪
1122
00:43:29,348 --> 00:43:30,813
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
for us to grow together... ♪
1123
00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:31,848
Mom?
1124
00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:34,116
Can you hear me?
1125
00:43:34,118 --> 00:43:36,353
Dang it.
1126
00:43:36,355 --> 00:43:39,322
Reception is just awful.
1127
00:43:39,324 --> 00:43:41,757
Keep moving, come on.
1128
00:43:41,759 --> 00:43:43,326
Come on.
1129
00:43:43,328 --> 00:43:44,761
Hey.
1130
00:43:44,763 --> 00:43:47,530
- Pretty lady from Bourbon Street.
- Hey.
1131
00:43:47,532 --> 00:43:49,833
- Yeah, how...
- You know that doesn't work, right?
1132
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:53,136
Oh, well, I mean... you
got to try, you know?
1133
00:43:53,138 --> 00:43:54,603
Just in case you get lucky.
1134
00:43:54,605 --> 00:43:56,139
I mean, not lucky.
1135
00:43:56,141 --> 00:43:58,474
You want to stand on my shoulders and try?
1136
00:43:58,476 --> 00:44:00,043
Sing us out.
1137
00:44:00,045 --> 00:44:02,478
You know, for height.
1138
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,848
So, um, how many baby mamas you got?
1139
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,049
Zero.
1140
00:44:06,051 --> 00:44:07,951
You got a wifey?
1141
00:44:07,953 --> 00:44:09,386
Nope.
1142
00:44:09,388 --> 00:44:10,686
You got a husband?
1143
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,123
Don't even try to play.
1144
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,724
Don't play me, all right?
1145
00:44:14,726 --> 00:44:16,192
Dina, Dina, come on, come on.
1146
00:44:16,194 --> 00:44:17,326
Now, Julian is a musician.
1147
00:44:17,328 --> 00:44:18,962
He play the bass.
1148
00:44:18,964 --> 00:44:21,084
What he gonna do with one
piece of pussy-coochie-twat?
1149
00:44:23,534 --> 00:44:26,168
There's a lot you can do with just one.
1150
00:44:29,407 --> 00:44:30,674
Talk to me. Yes.
1151
00:44:30,676 --> 00:44:32,409
I got one you can do a lot with.
1152
00:44:32,411 --> 00:44:34,177
Stop.
1153
00:44:34,179 --> 00:44:35,512
Dangerous. She's dangerous.
1154
00:44:35,514 --> 00:44:36,645
Close them...
1155
00:44:36,647 --> 00:44:39,482
Man, you ain't joking.
1156
00:44:39,484 --> 00:44:40,817
Look.
1157
00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:42,184
Smash alert, two o'clock.
1158
00:44:42,186 --> 00:44:43,719
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
1159
00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:44,987
You got it? I got you.
1160
00:44:44,989 --> 00:44:46,355
- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.
1161
00:44:46,357 --> 00:44:47,724
Is that Lisa?
1162
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,358
You got to keep twisting like this, right?
1163
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,393
- Because that-that helps with the reception.
- All right.
1164
00:44:51,395 --> 00:44:53,663
But just a minute ago
she was chasing him off.
1165
00:44:53,665 --> 00:44:55,699
Now she got her whole
taco in the dude's face.
1166
00:44:55,701 --> 00:44:58,701
Ma, can you hear me yet?
1167
00:44:58,703 --> 00:45:01,371
No, she still can't hear me, though.
1168
00:45:01,373 --> 00:45:02,572
And it's raw taco.
1169
00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:04,373
She ain't got no panties on.
1170
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,775
- Oh, it's a good thing we made her shave.
- Hell no, man.
1171
00:45:05,777 --> 00:45:07,277
Y'all still wild.
1172
00:45:07,279 --> 00:45:09,579
- Yes, we are.
- Yeah, Lisa.
1173
00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,447
Oh, my God, that's Diddy, baby.
1174
00:45:11,449 --> 00:45:12,882
Oh.
1175
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:14,617
How y'all feeling over here tonight?
1176
00:45:14,619 --> 00:45:17,119
Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?
1177
00:45:17,121 --> 00:45:18,723
Ladies, look what your man's got.
1178
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:22,791
Hell nah, I'm about to
get pregnant tonight. Move.
1179
00:45:22,793 --> 00:45:23,927
Party people...
1180
00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:25,462
You have created a monster.
1181
00:45:25,464 --> 00:45:27,197
It's a really good vibe. Come on.
1182
00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:29,099
Oh!
1183
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:31,067
♪ Yo, what you know about goin' out? ♪
1184
00:45:31,069 --> 00:45:32,201
♪ Head west, red Lex ♪
1185
00:45:32,203 --> 00:45:33,369
♪ TV's all up in the headrest ♪
1186
00:45:33,371 --> 00:45:34,938
♪ Try and live it up ♪
1187
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,773
- ♪ Ride true, a bigger truck ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1188
00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,875
♪ Piece all glittered up,
stick-up kid, nigga, what? ♪
1189
00:45:38,877 --> 00:45:40,909
♪ To every state, come
on, bury the hate ♪
1190
00:45:40,911 --> 00:45:43,313
♪ Millions the only thing
we in a hurry to make ♪
1191
00:45:43,315 --> 00:45:44,748
♪ Whether friend or
ex-friend in a Lex or a Benz ♪
1192
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,750
♪ Let's begin, bring
this BS to an end... ♪
1193
00:45:46,752 --> 00:45:48,317
Sing the song. Come on, come on.
1194
00:45:48,319 --> 00:45:50,253
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad boy... ♪
1195
00:45:50,255 --> 00:45:51,487
Chorus, sing the song.
1196
00:45:51,489 --> 00:45:53,123
♪ You make me feel so good ♪
1197
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,657
♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪
1198
00:45:54,659 --> 00:45:56,925
- ♪ You know you make me feel so good. ♪
- Come on.
1199
00:45:56,927 --> 00:46:00,496
Hey, hey, sing the song with me, y'all!
1200
00:46:00,498 --> 00:46:02,299
♪ I never knew ♪
1201
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:06,168
♪ There was a love like this before ♪
1202
00:46:06,170 --> 00:46:09,306
♪ A love like this before ♪
1203
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,507
- ♪ Love, love ♪
- ♪ Never had someone ♪
1204
00:46:11,509 --> 00:46:13,409
- ♪ To show me a love ♪
- No.
1205
00:46:13,411 --> 00:46:15,911
Dina, put your shirt on!
1206
00:46:15,913 --> 00:46:18,815
♪ A love like this before ♪
1207
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:23,753
♪ Now that we have come to be... ♪
1208
00:46:23,755 --> 00:46:25,755
Ooh!
1209
00:46:25,757 --> 00:46:29,192
Girl, your booty's showing. Wait, hold on.
1210
00:46:29,194 --> 00:46:31,494
♪ Never thought you'd
be a special part of me ♪
1211
00:46:31,496 --> 00:46:34,096
Get up there.
1212
00:46:34,098 --> 00:46:35,931
♪ My baby ♪
1213
00:46:35,933 --> 00:46:38,467
Hell yeah, Dina!
1214
00:46:38,469 --> 00:46:40,804
You go and get that ass!
1215
00:46:40,806 --> 00:46:42,005
- That shit works!
- Yes, do it!
1216
00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:44,541
♪ I can go on ♪
1217
00:46:44,543 --> 00:46:45,808
I see you, baby.
1218
00:46:45,810 --> 00:46:48,545
Make some noise.
1219
00:46:48,547 --> 00:46:52,648
♪ I can't even take my
mind off loving you ♪
1220
00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,485
♪ I never knew there was... ♪
1221
00:46:55,487 --> 00:46:57,487
Oh, my God!
1222
00:46:57,489 --> 00:46:59,121
♪ A love like this before. ♪
1223
00:46:59,123 --> 00:47:00,322
I love y'all.
1224
00:47:00,324 --> 00:47:01,690
Thank you, New Orleans.
1225
00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:04,527
Turn up, turn up, turn up.
1226
00:47:04,529 --> 00:47:06,695
- Oh.
- What we doing after this, y'all?
1227
00:47:06,697 --> 00:47:08,998
My frat's having a party
at Xavier, up the road.
1228
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,034
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up
here. How-how old are you?
1229
00:47:12,036 --> 00:47:13,837
- 21.
- We are not going to any college frat party.
1230
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:15,137
- 21?!
- What?
1231
00:47:15,139 --> 00:47:16,572
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, wait.
1232
00:47:16,574 --> 00:47:18,308
Maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out
1233
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:20,844
'cause you know once a man lays his eyes
1234
00:47:20,846 --> 00:47:24,346
on these Biggie Smalls up on my
chest, it burns in their brain.
1235
00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:25,748
It burns right in their brain.
1236
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,050
- Come on, for real.
- It burned in mine.
1237
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:28,684
What y'all getting into? I
know y'all doing something.
1238
00:47:28,686 --> 00:47:30,552
Uh, wait, wait. Come on, y'all.
1239
00:47:30,554 --> 00:47:33,155
I still have to work tomorrow.
I really should get to bed.
1240
00:47:33,157 --> 00:47:35,157
- Oh, it ain't even midnight yet.
- Come on. - Boo.
1241
00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:36,860
Come on, guys, listen.
1242
00:47:36,862 --> 00:47:39,728
I just watched my best
friend grind on Diddy.
1243
00:47:39,730 --> 00:47:41,563
What could possibly top that?
1244
00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:45,902
Let's do this shit, bitches!
1245
00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:47,871
Flossy Posse is in effect!
1246
00:47:47,873 --> 00:47:49,072
Yeah!
1247
00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,706
Here I go!
1248
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,677
Oh, shit!
1249
00:47:57,848 --> 00:48:00,282
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1250
00:48:00,284 --> 00:48:02,351
That was amazing!
1251
00:48:02,353 --> 00:48:04,219
Guess she caught her second wind.
1252
00:48:04,221 --> 00:48:05,688
Sasha!
1253
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:08,858
Come on! You have to try it! It's amazing!
1254
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:10,893
Fuck it.
1255
00:48:10,895 --> 00:48:12,895
I'm white-boy wasted anyway.
1256
00:48:12,897 --> 00:48:14,463
Come on!
1257
00:48:14,465 --> 00:48:17,733
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
1258
00:48:17,735 --> 00:48:18,902
Oh, shit!
1259
00:48:18,904 --> 00:48:20,036
Oh, my God!
1260
00:48:20,038 --> 00:48:21,737
Oh, shit! Catch me.
1261
00:48:21,739 --> 00:48:24,974
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, don't let me go.
1262
00:48:24,976 --> 00:48:26,543
- Don't let me go.
- Oh!
1263
00:48:26,545 --> 00:48:28,911
- Don't let me go!
- You did it!
1264
00:48:28,913 --> 00:48:30,246
Sasha!
1265
00:48:30,248 --> 00:48:32,382
That was crazy.
1266
00:48:32,384 --> 00:48:34,317
- Come on, Lis. Come on, Lis.
- Come on, it's time. Let's go.
1267
00:48:34,319 --> 00:48:35,717
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not a good idea.
1268
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,052
I have to pee.
1269
00:48:37,054 --> 00:48:38,487
Look, the line is shorter over there.
1270
00:48:38,489 --> 00:48:40,290
There's a long line in the bathroom here.
1271
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,458
Just go for it.
1272
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:42,759
- You can do it!
- It's fun!
1273
00:48:42,761 --> 00:48:44,494
All right. All right, all right.
1274
00:48:44,496 --> 00:48:45,994
All right.
1275
00:48:45,996 --> 00:48:47,931
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
1276
00:48:47,933 --> 00:48:49,165
Peter Pan that shit!
1277
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:51,233
Lisa! Lisa!
1278
00:48:53,804 --> 00:48:55,270
Lisa! Lisa!
1279
00:48:58,944 --> 00:49:00,944
Oh, shit.
1280
00:49:00,946 --> 00:49:03,012
What?
1281
00:49:03,014 --> 00:49:04,146
- What?
- What happened?
1282
00:49:04,148 --> 00:49:05,748
Why did I stop?!
1283
00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,516
What? Why isn't it moving?
1284
00:49:07,518 --> 00:49:09,418
- Wait, what's going on?
- Why did it stop?
1285
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,453
Hello!
1286
00:49:10,455 --> 00:49:11,820
What's wrong?
1287
00:49:13,824 --> 00:49:15,358
- Don't worry about it.
- They gon', they gon' fix it.
1288
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,692
- Just-just hold tight. Hold on, Lisa.
- Yeah, I see it.
1289
00:49:16,694 --> 00:49:18,927
This is not the time, I'm telling you!
1290
00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:20,429
You got it!
1291
00:49:20,431 --> 00:49:21,931
Squeeze that!
1292
00:49:21,933 --> 00:49:23,599
- Oh, God.
- It hit a snag.
1293
00:49:23,601 --> 00:49:24,967
- It's right there. Got it?
- Baby Jesus. Oh, Je-Jesus.
1294
00:49:24,969 --> 00:49:27,003
Please, don't make me pee on anybody.
1295
00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,973
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!
1296
00:49:29,975 --> 00:49:32,541
Please don't do it!
1297
00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,347
Oh!
1298
00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:42,684
- Damn.
- How much did she drink?
1299
00:49:42,686 --> 00:49:46,154
Why have you forsaken me, Baby Jesus?
1300
00:49:46,156 --> 00:49:49,192
Your BFF is on her way.
1301
00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:50,994
So sorry. I really tried to hold it.
1302
00:49:55,232 --> 00:49:56,666
Don't worry, girl. I got you.
1303
00:49:59,003 --> 00:50:00,036
Yeah!
1304
00:50:00,038 --> 00:50:02,337
I didn't know you was into golden showers.
1305
00:50:02,339 --> 00:50:03,840
Girl, that's my jam.
1306
00:50:03,842 --> 00:50:05,041
Watch this.
1307
00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:09,248
What the fuck?
1308
00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:12,982
- Oh, come on!
- Oh!
1309
00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:16,088
Oh, man.
1310
00:50:17,822 --> 00:50:19,889
What are you doing?
1311
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,858
Y'all didn't even have
to take me to Red Lobster.
1312
00:50:29,935 --> 00:50:34,570
Hey, when I said let loose,
I didn't mean it literally.
1313
00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,239
Ry, what?
1314
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,706
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah.
1315
00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:39,541
Everybody saw it.
1316
00:50:39,543 --> 00:50:42,344
- Damn!
- Oh, I am so happy we ran into you.
1317
00:50:42,346 --> 00:50:45,681
I swear, I've not had
this much fun in so long.
1318
00:50:45,683 --> 00:50:48,083
You never had a problem with that before.
1319
00:50:48,085 --> 00:50:49,518
I miss that girl.
1320
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,120
You definitely brought her back tonight.
1321
00:50:52,891 --> 00:50:55,757
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.
1322
00:51:01,699 --> 00:51:03,465
Uh...
1323
00:51:03,467 --> 00:51:06,268
maybe I should get you home.
1324
00:51:06,270 --> 00:51:08,938
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?
1325
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,974
Tomorrow?
1326
00:51:10,976 --> 00:51:13,476
With your husband?
1327
00:51:13,478 --> 00:51:15,210
Yeah, that nigga.
1328
00:51:15,212 --> 00:51:17,813
What?
1329
00:51:17,815 --> 00:51:20,650
What? No.
1330
00:51:20,652 --> 00:51:22,451
- You just...
- Yeah, no, no, right.
1331
00:51:22,453 --> 00:51:25,087
I should, um...
1332
00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:26,489
I should probably go.
1333
00:51:26,491 --> 00:51:29,157
Yeah. Uh, but where y'all staying?
1334
00:51:29,159 --> 00:51:30,927
I'll take you to your hotel.
1335
00:51:30,929 --> 00:51:32,395
Where you... at the W?
1336
00:51:32,397 --> 00:51:34,663
- Uh...
- The Roosevelt?
1337
00:51:34,665 --> 00:51:36,165
I got you.
1338
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,166
Come on.
1339
00:51:38,168 --> 00:51:40,969
All right. It's all yours.
1340
00:51:40,971 --> 00:51:42,739
Are you sure?
1341
00:51:42,741 --> 00:51:45,108
There's no way in hell I'll let y'all
1342
00:51:45,110 --> 00:51:46,476
stay in that filthy dump.
1343
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,610
I'm-a crash with the guys in the band.
1344
00:51:48,612 --> 00:51:50,346
Y'all get some sleep.
1345
00:51:50,348 --> 00:51:53,116
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
1346
00:51:53,118 --> 00:51:54,516
For everything.
1347
00:51:54,518 --> 00:51:55,821
No sweat.
1348
00:51:58,757 --> 00:52:00,690
You sure everything is good with you?
1349
00:52:00,692 --> 00:52:02,860
Yes. Absolutely.
1350
00:52:05,130 --> 00:52:07,295
All right, then.
1351
00:52:07,297 --> 00:52:09,431
- Okay.
- Night.
1352
00:52:20,712 --> 00:52:22,445
Can I just touch it?
1353
00:52:22,447 --> 00:52:24,447
You can touch it.
1354
00:52:24,449 --> 00:52:25,884
Ah...
1355
00:52:27,985 --> 00:52:29,819
Oh.
1356
00:52:29,821 --> 00:52:31,621
You're shy.
1357
00:52:31,623 --> 00:52:34,791
You should move your arm.
1358
00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:38,997
That's not my arm.
1359
00:52:42,967 --> 00:52:44,900
Uh...
1360
00:52:46,571 --> 00:52:49,572
I just... I couldn't do it.
1361
00:52:49,574 --> 00:52:52,208
It was unbelievable. I'm telling you guys,
1362
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,710
you had to see this thing.
1363
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,677
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?
1364
00:52:55,679 --> 00:52:58,648
Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
1365
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,650
I'd have slung it over my shoulder.
1366
00:53:00,652 --> 00:53:02,751
I... listen,
1367
00:53:02,753 --> 00:53:05,087
- I ain't never seen nothing like that.
- Wait. The good Lord
1368
00:53:05,089 --> 00:53:07,657
gives you all that meat,
and you just hand it back?
1369
00:53:08,826 --> 00:53:10,559
Is that because you a vegan?
1370
00:53:10,561 --> 00:53:12,494
No, Dina.
1371
00:53:12,496 --> 00:53:14,864
It's because I want to
keep my uterus intact.
1372
00:53:14,866 --> 00:53:17,567
Girl, I'm gonna give
you a lecture tomorrow.
1373
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,034
But tonight I'm too tired.
1374
00:53:19,036 --> 00:53:22,572
I think my liver is broken.
1375
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,674
Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep.
1376
00:53:24,676 --> 00:53:27,175
Come on. Come on, bring it.
1377
00:53:27,177 --> 00:53:28,578
Come on!
1378
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,945
Get up!
1379
00:53:29,947 --> 00:53:32,014
- Mm-mm.
- Oh, God.
1380
00:53:35,052 --> 00:53:36,688
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
1381
00:53:40,058 --> 00:53:41,724
What?
1382
00:53:41,726 --> 00:53:43,793
I'm not going to hell.
1383
00:53:43,795 --> 00:53:45,927
Jesus loves me, too.
1384
00:53:45,929 --> 00:53:48,266
Better recognize your blessings.
1385
00:53:49,933 --> 00:53:52,467
- She got a point.
- Yeah.
1386
00:53:52,469 --> 00:53:54,137
Okay.
1387
00:53:54,139 --> 00:53:56,605
Here we go.
1388
00:53:56,607 --> 00:53:59,641
Heavenly Father, we want to
thank you for this day of life,
1389
00:53:59,643 --> 00:54:02,545
and thank you for bringing
the Flossy Posse back together.
1390
00:54:02,547 --> 00:54:04,813
It's like you always listen to my prayers,
1391
00:54:04,815 --> 00:54:06,815
'cause I missed my girls so much.
1392
00:54:06,817 --> 00:54:08,884
- Aw...
- And I can't wait
1393
00:54:08,886 --> 00:54:11,587
for us to have all the
most fun in the world!
1394
00:54:11,589 --> 00:54:14,757
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,
1395
00:54:14,759 --> 00:54:16,999
just thinking about all the
good things we're gonna do...
1396
00:54:32,110 --> 00:54:34,012
Thank you.
1397
00:54:36,246 --> 00:54:38,980
Hey, are-are you even up for this?
1398
00:54:38,982 --> 00:54:41,016
Don't worry, I have been
pretending to be okay
1399
00:54:41,018 --> 00:54:43,652
for two years... I can do
it for a few more minutes.
1400
00:54:43,654 --> 00:54:45,288
Honey, honey... whoa!
1401
00:54:45,290 --> 00:54:47,456
Somebody got turnt.
1402
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,358
It's okay. It's okay.
1403
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,494
Uh, yeah, yeah, so we'll, uh...
1404
00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:54,429
- Gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
- Okay.
1405
00:54:54,431 --> 00:54:56,431
- Some water?
- Yeah, water, too.
1406
00:54:56,433 --> 00:54:58,099
- Yeah.
- Listen,
1407
00:54:58,101 --> 00:55:00,268
I've been out the game for a minute,
1408
00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:03,206
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here
1409
00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,806
to handle all that,
1410
00:55:04,808 --> 00:55:07,777
- but I'm not on that train.
- Come on, now, Lisa,
1411
00:55:07,779 --> 00:55:10,378
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.
1412
00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:11,848
I know.
1413
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,215
Just grapefruit him.
1414
00:55:13,217 --> 00:55:14,382
What?
1415
00:55:14,384 --> 00:55:16,654
Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?
1416
00:55:17,788 --> 00:55:19,721
No.
1417
00:55:19,723 --> 00:55:21,523
But I'm listening.
1418
00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:23,291
What you want to do is,
1419
00:55:23,293 --> 00:55:25,228
- you get a grapefruit, right?
- Okay.
1420
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:28,998
- And you cut both ends off, as so.
- Mm-hmm.
1421
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,833
Then you cut...
1422
00:55:30,835 --> 00:55:33,168
a hole in the middle, like this.
1423
00:55:33,170 --> 00:55:34,971
Like a nice little tunnel.
1424
00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:38,407
And then you place that on his penis,
1425
00:55:38,409 --> 00:55:39,842
like this.
1426
00:55:39,844 --> 00:55:41,878
- Oh.
- Okay?
1427
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,311
- Like that? Right?
- Oh.
1428
00:55:43,313 --> 00:55:47,083
Now, you want to squeeze
and twist and suck,
1429
00:55:47,085 --> 00:55:49,485
so then it feels like he's
getting fucked and sucked
1430
00:55:49,487 --> 00:55:50,856
all at the same time.
1431
00:55:52,522 --> 00:55:54,657
It's like this.
1432
00:56:01,766 --> 00:56:03,933
You want to... choke just a little bit,
1433
00:56:03,935 --> 00:56:06,001
'cause that make him feel like a man,
1434
00:56:06,003 --> 00:56:08,536
like he killing your shit, just...
1435
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:12,541
Dude, this is tickling my throat.
1436
00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:14,777
I got it. Oh.
1437
00:56:17,681 --> 00:56:19,282
Mmm.
1438
00:56:19,284 --> 00:56:21,717
Now, you never, ever want to do this
1439
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,119
with a pineapple.
1440
00:56:23,121 --> 00:56:24,786
I almost died.
1441
00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:28,694
♪ Oh, here it go... ♪
1442
00:56:34,031 --> 00:56:35,898
Sasha, tell me the truth,
1443
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,967
do you think this color's too much?
1444
00:56:37,969 --> 00:56:39,701
It's barely enough.
1445
00:56:39,703 --> 00:56:41,036
It's beautiful.
1446
00:56:41,038 --> 00:56:42,871
Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
1447
00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:45,074
- What's your name?
- Give it up for Ne-Yo!
1448
00:56:45,076 --> 00:56:46,541
It's always a-a beautiful
and energetic crowd
1449
00:56:46,543 --> 00:56:47,976
when you come to the Essence Festival...
1450
00:56:47,978 --> 00:56:49,578
Miss Terry McMillan.
1451
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,212
Beautiful black people...
I mean, people, period...
1452
00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:52,782
but beautiful black people,
you know what I mean?
1453
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,583
That's what you come
for... you come to celebrate
1454
00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:55,750
your blackness.
1455
00:56:55,752 --> 00:56:56,985
Morris Chestnut!
1456
00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:04,559
Yes! Whoo! Yes!
1457
00:57:06,563 --> 00:57:08,096
♪ On your knees... ♪
1458
00:57:08,098 --> 00:57:10,299
Ava DuVernay!
1459
00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:11,933
What is "black girl magic"?
1460
00:57:11,935 --> 00:57:13,636
It feels like a reminder, it
feels like a rallying call,
1461
00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:15,103
it feels like a...
1462
00:57:15,105 --> 00:57:16,505
- a term of endearment.
- My man, D-Nice!
1463
00:57:16,507 --> 00:57:18,074
Make sure to keep stirring,
1464
00:57:18,076 --> 00:57:20,076
so this crawfish doesn't overcook.
1465
00:57:20,078 --> 00:57:23,179
Oh, yeah, 'cause we
cannot have that, y'all.
1466
00:57:30,688 --> 00:57:32,487
- Hi!
- Hi!
1467
00:57:32,489 --> 00:57:34,255
I love you! I...
1468
00:57:34,257 --> 00:57:37,092
- I'm so sorry. Dina!
- You're kissing the air, girl.
1469
00:57:37,094 --> 00:57:39,829
You know, I guess that
chapter in your book is right.
1470
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,598
"The couple who cooks
together stays together."
1471
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,434
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- So cute. They're so cute.
1472
00:57:46,436 --> 00:57:49,775
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
- That's true.
1473
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:53,041
She on some Academy Award shit
1474
00:57:53,043 --> 00:57:55,143
- with this performance.
- Oh, Sasha,
1475
00:57:55,145 --> 00:57:58,014
you know, marriage is tricky...
she-she still loves Stewart.
1476
00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,849
They're just going through a rough patch.
1477
00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:02,951
And you can see, there are
a lot of different peppers
1478
00:58:02,953 --> 00:58:04,320
- and colors...
- Oh, no, this bitch didn't.
1479
00:58:04,322 --> 00:58:06,154
- What?
- Aw, this heifer.
1480
00:58:06,156 --> 00:58:07,822
Oh, what... Dina, don't.
1481
00:58:07,824 --> 00:58:09,558
- I'm just gonna whup her ass.
- Don't, don't, don't.
1482
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,326
Why don't we invite
someone from our audience
1483
00:58:11,328 --> 00:58:12,962
to come up and have a taste.
1484
00:58:12,964 --> 00:58:16,532
- Ooh. I'll do it. - Yeah! Me!
- Oh. You in the red.
1485
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:18,967
- I saw you first.
- Mm, mm, mm.
1486
00:58:18,969 --> 00:58:21,237
- Aw, hell, no. - Let's go.
- Oh! No. Wait, wait, wait.
1487
00:58:21,239 --> 00:58:24,407
Right here.
1488
00:58:24,409 --> 00:58:26,909
- Oh, wow.
- This bitch thinks she can just come up
1489
00:58:26,911 --> 00:58:29,177
in here and do what
the fuck she want to do.
1490
00:58:29,179 --> 00:58:32,982
All right, looks like we
have a few eager volunteers.
1491
00:58:32,984 --> 00:58:34,652
- Uh-huh.
- Come on up, girls.
1492
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:38,087
The more the merrier.
1493
00:58:38,089 --> 00:58:40,355
- Are y...
- I got it, Ry.
1494
00:58:40,357 --> 00:58:43,858
Mmm, this looks so delicious.
1495
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,561
But I could use some extra sausage.
1496
00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:51,233
Oh, really? You want to
be careful with that...
1497
00:58:51,235 --> 00:58:54,003
you don't want to choke
on too much sausage.
1498
00:58:54,005 --> 00:58:55,103
I'm good.
1499
00:58:55,105 --> 00:58:57,005
I don't have a gag reflex.
1500
00:58:57,007 --> 00:59:00,076
Ooh! This bitch want to get hurt.
1501
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:03,179
Are they still talking about jambalaya?
1502
00:59:03,181 --> 00:59:05,181
Um, uh, yeah.
1503
00:59:05,183 --> 00:59:07,516
It's colloquial. Um, "Put your foot in it."
1504
00:59:07,518 --> 00:59:09,585
"So good it makes you
want to slap your mama."
1505
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:11,253
"Bitch gonna get hurt."
1506
00:59:11,255 --> 00:59:12,954
Got it.
1507
00:59:16,127 --> 00:59:20,529
You know what, since we've
got a true sausage connoisseur,
1508
00:59:20,531 --> 00:59:22,931
why don't we show her, and you guys,
1509
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:25,134
everything you can do with a sausage.
1510
00:59:26,571 --> 00:59:28,237
Ah.
1511
00:59:28,239 --> 00:59:30,371
- Well, what do we have here?
- Cleaver.
1512
00:59:30,373 --> 00:59:32,474
Ah. So, let's take this cleaver...
1513
00:59:32,476 --> 00:59:34,976
It's a big cleaver, baby...
you should be careful with that.
1514
00:59:34,978 --> 00:59:36,445
Well, you know what, baby?
1515
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:39,047
- I'm always careful.
- Mm-hmm.
1516
00:59:39,049 --> 00:59:40,748
Show him who's boss, girl!
1517
00:59:42,552 --> 00:59:45,121
Ooh! Ooh!
1518
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:47,255
You don't want any part of this sausage...
1519
00:59:47,257 --> 00:59:49,324
not being cut!
1520
00:59:49,326 --> 00:59:51,328
Isn't that right, Stew?
1521
00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:54,395
Well, what is this?
1522
00:59:54,397 --> 00:59:55,797
There's nothing better
1523
00:59:55,799 --> 00:59:59,567
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!
1524
00:59:59,569 --> 01:00:01,971
- Right, baby?
- She's the boss.
1525
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:04,405
- Yes, girl! Whoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1526
01:00:04,407 --> 01:00:06,141
Ooh, girl!
1527
01:00:06,143 --> 01:00:07,610
- Mash that meat.
- Girl, put your back into it!
1528
01:00:07,612 --> 01:00:09,011
Beat it!
1529
01:00:09,013 --> 01:00:12,947
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cookin'.
1530
01:00:12,949 --> 01:00:14,616
Who knew?
1531
01:00:14,618 --> 01:00:17,585
Kitchen shears... this is
an underutilized utensil
1532
01:00:17,587 --> 01:00:19,521
- in the kitchen.
- Well, I am gonna take
1533
01:00:19,523 --> 01:00:21,290
this underutilized tool,
1534
01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:23,791
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.
1535
01:00:25,862 --> 01:00:27,362
Ooh!
1536
01:00:27,364 --> 01:00:29,931
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?
1537
01:00:29,933 --> 01:00:31,166
I don't know,
1538
01:00:31,168 --> 01:00:33,536
but we gonna cut it off today.
1539
01:00:33,538 --> 01:00:35,270
Oh, my God.
1540
01:00:35,272 --> 01:00:37,105
Ryan's a hoot.
1541
01:00:37,107 --> 01:00:39,108
- She's a hoot.
- Yes.
1542
01:00:39,110 --> 01:00:40,942
She's a hoot.
1543
01:00:40,944 --> 01:00:43,978
What the fuck is going on?
1544
01:00:43,980 --> 01:00:46,681
I'm still waiting on my sausage.
1545
01:00:46,683 --> 01:00:48,616
Oh. Well, here, have some of mine.
1546
01:00:51,188 --> 01:00:53,288
Gaggin'. You gaggin'?
1547
01:00:53,290 --> 01:00:57,492
Now, that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.
1548
01:00:57,494 --> 01:01:00,462
That was fucking amazing.
1549
01:01:00,464 --> 01:01:03,232
The crowd loved it. Bethany loved it.
1550
01:01:03,234 --> 01:01:05,500
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.
1551
01:01:05,502 --> 01:01:07,735
Who-who was the hottie
with the badunkadunk?
1552
01:01:07,737 --> 01:01:09,404
The junk in the trunk. That can had
1553
01:01:09,406 --> 01:01:12,174
its own soundtrack, am I right?
1554
01:01:12,176 --> 01:01:14,509
- She's nobody.
- I've never seen her before.
1555
01:01:14,511 --> 01:01:17,212
Oh, crap. I got to go get her
number, 'cause she was amazing.
1556
01:01:17,214 --> 01:01:19,348
- She's worth it.
- No!
1557
01:01:19,350 --> 01:01:21,050
Okay, okay. Okay.
1558
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:23,985
You know what, it's better
if it's improvised, anyway.
1559
01:01:23,987 --> 01:01:26,688
Stewart, there is a reporter out there
1560
01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:28,724
who is a big football fan.
1561
01:01:28,726 --> 01:01:30,925
Can I just borrow you for a minute?
1562
01:01:30,927 --> 01:01:33,161
Ooh. So tense.
1563
01:01:33,163 --> 01:01:34,563
Little tight.
1564
01:01:34,565 --> 01:01:36,431
Come on, buddy, loosen it up.
1565
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:43,404
I am...
1566
01:01:43,406 --> 01:01:44,739
strong.
1567
01:01:44,741 --> 01:01:46,375
I am... powerful.
1568
01:01:46,377 --> 01:01:47,610
I am beautiful.
1569
01:01:47,612 --> 01:01:49,411
I am... strong.
1570
01:01:49,413 --> 01:01:51,413
I am...
1571
01:01:51,415 --> 01:01:53,014
powerful.
1572
01:01:55,018 --> 01:01:56,851
I am beautiful. I am...
1573
01:01:56,853 --> 01:01:58,686
I am...
1574
01:01:58,688 --> 01:02:00,855
strong.
1575
01:02:00,857 --> 01:02:03,358
I am powerful.
1576
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,927
I am beautiful.
1577
01:02:04,929 --> 01:02:06,695
I am strong.
1578
01:02:06,697 --> 01:02:09,030
I am... powerful. I am beautiful.
1579
01:02:09,032 --> 01:02:10,032
I am strong.
1580
01:02:10,034 --> 01:02:11,733
You good, Ry?
1581
01:02:11,735 --> 01:02:13,969
Yeah, I'm good.
1582
01:02:13,971 --> 01:02:16,804
All in a day's work, right?
1583
01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,440
Thanks for having my back up there.
1584
01:02:18,442 --> 01:02:20,275
Of course.
1585
01:02:20,277 --> 01:02:21,442
Yeah.
1586
01:02:24,547 --> 01:02:26,282
- Ry.
- Hmm?
1587
01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:29,250
You can't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.
1588
01:02:29,252 --> 01:02:30,585
It's gonna get out there.
1589
01:02:30,587 --> 01:02:32,554
It's all fair game in journalism.
1590
01:02:32,556 --> 01:02:33,755
Journalism?
1591
01:02:33,757 --> 01:02:35,226
Is that what this is?
1592
01:02:37,261 --> 01:02:39,494
Fine, you just keep handling your business.
1593
01:02:39,496 --> 01:02:43,264
You've been doing such
a great job thus far.
1594
01:02:43,266 --> 01:02:45,166
All right.
1595
01:02:45,168 --> 01:02:47,105
Fine.
1596
01:02:49,406 --> 01:02:51,806
What do you think I should do?
1597
01:02:51,808 --> 01:02:53,675
Well...
1598
01:02:53,677 --> 01:02:55,811
first of all, let me find out
1599
01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:57,813
if anyone else has the photo.
1600
01:02:57,815 --> 01:03:00,315
And if not, let me leak it.
1601
01:03:00,317 --> 01:03:01,483
Are you crazy?
1602
01:03:01,485 --> 01:03:03,251
No. I am in the middle of a deal.
1603
01:03:03,253 --> 01:03:04,753
I cannot have pictures of him
1604
01:03:04,755 --> 01:03:06,954
kissing another woman on your site. No!
1605
01:03:06,956 --> 01:03:08,324
Hear me out.
1606
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:11,092
If I leak it... you can get in front of it,
1607
01:03:11,094 --> 01:03:13,329
steer the conversation,
instead of letting TMZ
1608
01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:15,864
write their own bullshit spin on it.
1609
01:03:15,866 --> 01:03:19,304
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.
1610
01:03:22,339 --> 01:03:24,873
Okay, just let me think
about it, all right?
1611
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:27,342
And-and let me talk to a few people first.
1612
01:03:27,344 --> 01:03:29,344
Let me... let me just run it by 'em.
1613
01:03:29,346 --> 01:03:32,014
And can-can you stall them
for a little bit longer?
1614
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:33,648
I got you.
1615
01:03:35,652 --> 01:03:37,485
Thank you, Sasha.
1616
01:03:37,487 --> 01:03:39,987
Of course.
1617
01:03:39,989 --> 01:03:42,824
I got Muslim oils, Christian
oils, I got Buddha oils.
1618
01:03:42,826 --> 01:03:44,125
I got ball spray.
1619
01:03:44,127 --> 01:03:45,326
Everybody got a drink.
1620
01:03:45,328 --> 01:03:47,029
- I need a drink.
- Authentic hurricanes!
1621
01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:50,132
- Two for $25!
- Oh, shoot, there we go, there we go.
1622
01:03:50,134 --> 01:03:53,335
I got something for the kids. I... Ooh.
1623
01:03:53,337 --> 01:03:55,036
- Two for $25?
- $25.
1624
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:56,637
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, beautiful.
1625
01:03:56,639 --> 01:03:57,840
Right here. Come on.
1626
01:03:57,842 --> 01:03:59,842
- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
1627
01:03:59,844 --> 01:04:01,677
Sorry. He called me beautiful.
1628
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:03,411
I'm beautiful now, huh?
1629
01:04:03,413 --> 01:04:04,913
Ooh, Lord, Lord!
1630
01:04:04,915 --> 01:04:06,482
- Hi.
- Whee!
1631
01:04:06,484 --> 01:04:08,483
Got to be careful. Listen, I got... look,
1632
01:04:08,485 --> 01:04:10,052
I see you over there
chasing that hurricane.
1633
01:04:10,054 --> 01:04:11,587
I got the best thing
1634
01:04:11,589 --> 01:04:13,521
- in New Orleans right here.
- What's that?
1635
01:04:13,523 --> 01:04:14,690
Uh...
1636
01:04:14,692 --> 01:04:16,895
Look at that right there.
1637
01:04:19,063 --> 01:04:20,561
What the fuck is that?
1638
01:04:20,563 --> 01:04:21,697
Whoo!
1639
01:04:21,699 --> 01:04:24,933
This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.
1640
01:04:24,935 --> 01:04:26,101
Green Fairy.
1641
01:04:26,103 --> 01:04:27,703
- I want it. Give it to me.
- Hey, hey, hey,
1642
01:04:27,705 --> 01:04:29,670
calm down, now... you don't
know what you're getting into.
1643
01:04:29,672 --> 01:04:32,507
This stuff right here come
with instructions, okay?
1644
01:04:32,509 --> 01:04:35,076
Boy, I don't give a fuck...
that shit is green, shiny,
1645
01:04:35,078 --> 01:04:37,279
and looks like it'll have
me hella bent. I want it.
1646
01:04:37,281 --> 01:04:39,047
Yes, but you're only supposed
to take a splash of this,
1647
01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:40,782
- Okay.
- Young lady, because if you drink too much of it,
1648
01:04:40,784 --> 01:04:42,750
it's gonna have you hallucinating.
1649
01:04:42,752 --> 01:04:44,052
- Ooh!
- All right, that's cool with me.
1650
01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:45,587
Now, look, that whole bottle will last you
1651
01:04:45,589 --> 01:04:47,755
- for five years, all right?
- Okay, five months. Got it.
1652
01:04:47,757 --> 01:04:50,958
No, no. Did you hear what
I just said? Five years.
1653
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,393
- You're not listening to what I'm...
- Okay.
1654
01:04:52,395 --> 01:04:55,264
- I...
- Five days. This will be used very irresponsibly.
1655
01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:57,299
- Thank you. Sasha!
- Young lady,
1656
01:04:57,301 --> 01:05:00,268
you about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.
1657
01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:02,070
Oils! Incense!
1658
01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,806
I got coochie spray!
1659
01:05:03,808 --> 01:05:05,072
♪ Get a homie, lover, friend ♪
1660
01:05:05,074 --> 01:05:07,543
♪ A homie, lover, friend
to make you climax... ♪
1661
01:05:07,545 --> 01:05:08,911
Ooh! Damn.
1662
01:05:08,913 --> 01:05:11,380
♪ Over again and again, I
intend to have you goin'... ♪
1663
01:05:11,382 --> 01:05:14,215
Ah, that's a good one.
1664
01:05:14,217 --> 01:05:15,650
♪ With the fever, you got the fever ♪
1665
01:05:15,652 --> 01:05:17,985
♪ You need a believer ♪
1666
01:05:17,987 --> 01:05:19,387
You know what, you guys shouldn't be
1667
01:05:19,389 --> 01:05:21,889
in the grass... you know
you're allergic to grass.
1668
01:05:21,891 --> 01:05:23,991
Left hand red.
1669
01:05:23,993 --> 01:05:26,427
- Okay, I'm about to go see a man sing.
- Oh, have fun.
1670
01:05:26,429 --> 01:05:28,831
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry.
1671
01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:31,166
- Bye, guys!
- I love you.
1672
01:05:31,168 --> 01:05:32,601
- Bye, Mama.
- Mwah!
1673
01:05:32,603 --> 01:05:33,936
Aw, they're so cute.
1674
01:05:33,938 --> 01:05:36,471
- I miss them.
- Mm-hmm.
1675
01:05:36,473 --> 01:05:38,105
You know what?
1676
01:05:38,107 --> 01:05:40,741
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?
1677
01:05:40,743 --> 01:05:42,311
I mean...
1678
01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:46,081
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together,
1679
01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:49,451
and definitely have a way of changing men.
1680
01:05:49,453 --> 01:05:51,686
Mm. Yeah, it made your husband
1681
01:05:51,688 --> 01:05:53,989
change his address!
1682
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,159
We've talked about it, yeah.
1683
01:05:58,161 --> 01:06:01,496
I'm just so focused on my career right now.
1684
01:06:01,498 --> 01:06:03,699
I get it... but don't wait too long.
1685
01:06:03,701 --> 01:06:06,601
'Cause nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.
1686
01:06:06,603 --> 01:06:08,536
Hey...!
1687
01:06:08,538 --> 01:06:11,840
Is this the Flossy Posse suite?
1688
01:06:11,842 --> 01:06:13,175
Yes, it is.
1689
01:06:13,177 --> 01:06:14,876
Did you guys get my succulent?
1690
01:06:14,878 --> 01:06:17,311
Who is you?
1691
01:06:17,313 --> 01:06:19,947
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli... I'm Ryan's agent.
1692
01:06:19,949 --> 01:06:22,518
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hi!
1693
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,654
- Welcome. You made it.
- Ah, I did, I did. Oh, my lady.
1694
01:06:25,656 --> 01:06:27,623
My queen. Real quick.
1695
01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:30,525
Bethany wants to spend a little
one-on-one with you and Stewart
1696
01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:32,527
- at the Cîroc party.
- Okay.
1697
01:06:32,529 --> 01:06:34,730
I know you're with the "F" to the "P,"
1698
01:06:34,732 --> 01:06:38,534
but just give her 15 minutes,
inspire her to add a zero
1699
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,636
- to the deal.
- Of course. Yes.
1700
01:06:40,638 --> 01:06:42,538
Hey, how about we have a toast?
1701
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,739
- Ooh, are these hurricanes?
- Okay. - Mm.
1702
01:06:44,741 --> 01:06:47,141
Fuck a hurricane, girl...
these are tsunamis.
1703
01:06:47,143 --> 01:06:48,809
- Ooh!
- I'm scared.
1704
01:06:48,811 --> 01:06:51,145
To Friday night, Flossy Posse style!
1705
01:06:51,147 --> 01:06:53,248
Yeah!
1706
01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:57,219
For real, though! Mmm!
1707
01:06:57,221 --> 01:06:59,420
♪ What's a little
liquor to a cold heart ♪
1708
01:06:59,422 --> 01:07:02,023
♪ What's a little pill but
a little number feeling now ♪
1709
01:07:02,025 --> 01:07:04,358
♪ It can never end if it don't start ♪
1710
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,195
♪ You can never do it all if
you ain't ever willin', ah ♪
1711
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,598
♪ Hold up, I think my phone vibratin' ♪
1712
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,000
♪ Slow up, I think the
whole world hatin' ♪
1713
01:07:12,002 --> 01:07:14,268
♪ Came up, and now the
whole view changin' ♪
1714
01:07:14,270 --> 01:07:16,704
♪ I've been up on game,
I've just been wait... ♪
1715
01:07:16,706 --> 01:07:20,842
Whoa.
1716
01:07:22,679 --> 01:07:23,945
I feel funny.
1717
01:07:23,947 --> 01:07:25,012
Do y'all feel funny?
1718
01:07:25,014 --> 01:07:27,181
You feel funny? I-I feel...
1719
01:07:27,183 --> 01:07:29,016
I feel fine.
1720
01:07:29,018 --> 01:07:30,384
I feel so fine.
1721
01:07:30,386 --> 01:07:31,954
Feel me. Y'all feel me.
1722
01:07:31,956 --> 01:07:34,221
- You want me to feel you?
- Feel me, yeah, sista.
1723
01:07:34,223 --> 01:07:35,958
Ooh, yeah.
1724
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,059
Yeah.
1725
01:07:38,061 --> 01:07:40,598
Ooh, you feel squishy.
1726
01:07:43,634 --> 01:07:45,570
Oh, shit.
1727
01:07:47,136 --> 01:07:48,971
We trippin'.
1728
01:07:48,973 --> 01:07:50,973
- We trippin'.
- We trippin'.
1729
01:07:50,975 --> 01:07:53,074
We trippin'.
1730
01:07:53,076 --> 01:07:54,308
Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!
1731
01:07:54,310 --> 01:07:56,078
♪ Do it all for the
nights like this... ♪
1732
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,579
You.
1733
01:07:58,581 --> 01:08:00,616
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?
1734
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:02,483
Yeah.
1735
01:08:02,485 --> 01:08:03,884
We gonna be fucked up.
1736
01:08:03,886 --> 01:08:05,987
Y'all, it's not funny.
1737
01:08:05,989 --> 01:08:08,489
If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',
1738
01:08:08,491 --> 01:08:09,958
and she's with Bethany.
1739
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,793
Oh, shit... shit...
1740
01:08:13,764 --> 01:08:16,163
- Yeah.
- Ooh...
1741
01:08:19,736 --> 01:08:21,403
You know, I have to tell you
1742
01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,305
that I loved your cooking demo today.
1743
01:08:24,307 --> 01:08:27,074
Yeah, the way that you
two play off each other,
1744
01:08:27,076 --> 01:08:28,342
it's... it's just...
1745
01:08:28,344 --> 01:08:29,778
it's-it's so much fun.
1746
01:08:29,780 --> 01:08:31,278
- So much fun.
- Yeah.
1747
01:08:32,281 --> 01:08:34,082
Listen, how about this?
1748
01:08:34,084 --> 01:08:36,417
Cheers to fun!
1749
01:08:38,922 --> 01:08:40,956
She's so funny.
1750
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,090
Yeah!
1751
01:08:42,092 --> 01:08:43,925
Cheers! Whoo!
1752
01:08:43,927 --> 01:08:45,860
♪ Wonder if you've got
someone at home... ♪
1753
01:08:45,862 --> 01:08:47,796
Mmm.
1754
01:08:47,798 --> 01:08:49,030
Oh.
1755
01:08:49,032 --> 01:08:51,132
That's a terrible drink.
1756
01:08:52,602 --> 01:08:54,670
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.
1757
01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:57,005
Did you taste that? The Verbena?
1758
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:59,774
It's hot.
1759
01:08:59,776 --> 01:09:00,809
It burns.
1760
01:09:02,012 --> 01:09:04,048
Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.
1761
01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:09,016
Mommy?
1762
01:09:09,018 --> 01:09:10,320
Did y'all hear that?
1763
01:09:15,726 --> 01:09:17,192
Oh, shit.
1764
01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:18,359
Austin?
1765
01:09:18,361 --> 01:09:19,528
Riley?
1766
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,697
Your damn kids is here?
1767
01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:24,498
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1768
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,533
Oh, shit.
1769
01:09:25,535 --> 01:09:27,301
You coming to get me, God?
1770
01:09:27,303 --> 01:09:28,737
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1771
01:09:28,739 --> 01:09:30,706
Those bitches left me.
1772
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,210
♪ Build a whole empire ♪
1773
01:09:34,143 --> 01:09:35,510
Hey, Mommy.
1774
01:09:35,512 --> 01:09:37,415
Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...
1775
01:09:39,016 --> 01:09:42,751
Are you having fun...?
1776
01:09:42,753 --> 01:09:44,653
I am having fun.
1777
01:09:44,655 --> 01:09:46,854
But you have to go to bed.
1778
01:09:50,727 --> 01:09:52,827
I'm ready for bed.
1779
01:09:52,829 --> 01:09:54,195
Hmm.
1780
01:09:54,197 --> 01:09:55,730
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1781
01:09:55,732 --> 01:09:57,364
Sasha Franklin.
1782
01:09:57,366 --> 01:09:59,568
Sasha's Secrets.
1783
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,202
I really...
1784
01:10:01,204 --> 01:10:04,405
really love your blog.
1785
01:10:04,407 --> 01:10:05,407
Mmm.
1786
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,542
Mmm.
1787
01:10:07,544 --> 01:10:08,744
♪ Don't play around, baby... ♪
1788
01:10:10,513 --> 01:10:11,880
Why won't it come off?
1789
01:10:11,882 --> 01:10:15,053
How may I help you?
1790
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,956
What is she doing here?
1791
01:10:21,290 --> 01:10:23,891
She's here to take your order.
1792
01:10:23,893 --> 01:10:26,127
Oh, yeah?
1793
01:10:26,129 --> 01:10:27,628
Oh.
1794
01:10:27,630 --> 01:10:28,863
What can I get you?
1795
01:10:28,865 --> 01:10:30,698
You can get your mouth
1796
01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:32,600
off my husband's dick.
1797
01:10:35,271 --> 01:10:36,570
Please.
1798
01:10:36,572 --> 01:10:38,405
Oh, oh, hey, hey.
1799
01:10:38,407 --> 01:10:40,207
Is that a drink? I want one.
1800
01:10:40,209 --> 01:10:43,411
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table.
1801
01:10:43,413 --> 01:10:45,479
And, uh...
1802
01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:47,784
put it on my card.
1803
01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:50,551
Go!
1804
01:10:50,553 --> 01:10:53,454
- You got it!
- Coming right up.
1805
01:10:53,456 --> 01:10:54,989
Oh, you want to smirk?
1806
01:10:54,991 --> 01:10:57,725
- Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
- Uh...
1807
01:10:57,727 --> 01:10:59,394
And don't think I don't see that
1808
01:10:59,396 --> 01:11:02,730
"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!
1809
01:11:02,732 --> 01:11:04,832
Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?
1810
01:11:07,337 --> 01:11:09,904
♪ Boss lady, she's a ♪
1811
01:11:09,906 --> 01:11:12,274
- Oh, buddy.
- ♪ Go-getter, baby ♪
1812
01:11:12,276 --> 01:11:14,309
♪ Go-getter ♪
1813
01:11:17,446 --> 01:11:19,079
Ooh, shit, don't choke her too hard.
1814
01:11:19,081 --> 01:11:22,184
There we go. Yeah!
1815
01:11:22,186 --> 01:11:24,452
Get in those, get in those. Yeah!
1816
01:11:26,155 --> 01:11:27,454
Yeah! Yes!
1817
01:11:27,456 --> 01:11:29,457
Please, I want to be rough with him.
1818
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:31,926
I want to be rough with him
'cause he's been a bad boy.
1819
01:11:31,928 --> 01:11:34,429
Yeah! Yeah!
1820
01:11:34,431 --> 01:11:36,598
Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!
1821
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,766
What the hell are you doing?!
1822
01:11:38,768 --> 01:11:40,435
- Oh, shit!
- What?
1823
01:11:40,437 --> 01:11:41,769
Hey.
1824
01:11:41,771 --> 01:11:44,038
We got to save Ryan.
1825
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:47,809
Yeah, but she's so far away.
1826
01:11:47,811 --> 01:11:49,714
- What are we gonna do?
- Yeah.
1827
01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:54,783
We need plan B.
1828
01:11:54,785 --> 01:11:56,518
What-What's plan B?
1829
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,056
Yeah, what's plan B... B...?
1830
01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:03,324
Huh?
1831
01:12:03,326 --> 01:12:05,460
What are you guys doing here?
1832
01:12:05,462 --> 01:12:07,528
I-I'm not really sure
what's going on here.
1833
01:12:07,530 --> 01:12:10,131
Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.
1834
01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:12,167
Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...
1835
01:12:12,169 --> 01:12:15,170
uh, allergy medicine,
1836
01:12:15,172 --> 01:12:17,575
and it's having some side effects.
1837
01:12:18,976 --> 01:12:19,976
- Oh.
- Psst.
1838
01:12:23,045 --> 01:12:26,480
Quiet as kept. Ryan,
we got to go right now.
1839
01:12:26,482 --> 01:12:28,483
The tsunami has hit.
1840
01:12:28,485 --> 01:12:31,255
I repeat: the tsunami has hit.
1841
01:12:32,889 --> 01:12:34,655
Please excuse us.
1842
01:12:34,657 --> 01:12:36,390
Couch on my head.
1843
01:12:36,392 --> 01:12:38,493
- Where's...?
- My date will pay the check.
1844
01:12:38,495 --> 01:12:39,728
Walking.
1845
01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:42,333
You may settle up with him.
1846
01:12:43,432 --> 01:12:45,900
- Oh. Ooh.
- Oh.
1847
01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,668
That is a beautiful dress.
1848
01:12:47,670 --> 01:12:49,237
Is that a dress?
1849
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:52,243
- Bye...!
- Come on, baby.
1850
01:12:53,910 --> 01:12:55,911
Please...
1851
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,345
join us.
1852
01:12:57,347 --> 01:12:59,848
Liz Davelli.
1853
01:12:59,850 --> 01:13:02,183
Pretty hair.
1854
01:13:02,185 --> 01:13:04,252
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.
1855
01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:06,587
We need to hide.
1856
01:13:06,589 --> 01:13:09,791
You know she won't find you in there.
1857
01:13:11,594 --> 01:13:13,795
Oh, yeah. Let's dance this shit off.
1858
01:13:13,797 --> 01:13:16,598
'Cause I got to keep a low profile.
1859
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,100
♪ Nigga, I got these
hoes iced up enough ♪
1860
01:13:19,102 --> 01:13:20,734
♪ While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus ♪
1861
01:13:20,736 --> 01:13:22,636
♪ Puttin' out cigarette butts ♪
1862
01:13:22,638 --> 01:13:24,639
♪ But me personally,
playboy, I don't give a fuck ♪
1863
01:13:24,641 --> 01:13:28,976
Mmm! It smell like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!
1864
01:13:28,978 --> 01:13:30,811
We done found our tribe.
1865
01:13:30,813 --> 01:13:32,447
Come on, bitches,
1866
01:13:32,449 --> 01:13:34,114
let's set it off!
1867
01:13:34,116 --> 01:13:36,451
♪ Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up ♪
1868
01:13:36,453 --> 01:13:39,887
♪ Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up ♪
1869
01:13:39,889 --> 01:13:41,555
♪ And my pinky ring is platinum plus ♪
1870
01:13:41,557 --> 01:13:43,158
♪ Earrings be trillion cut ♪
1871
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,658
♪ And my grill be slugged up ♪
1872
01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:46,327
♪ My heart filled with anger ♪
1873
01:13:46,329 --> 01:13:47,996
♪ 'Cause, nigga, I don't give a fuck ♪
1874
01:13:47,998 --> 01:13:49,631
♪ Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day ♪
1875
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:50,899
♪ I'm-a give this street life up ♪
1876
01:13:50,901 --> 01:13:52,967
♪ Beef, I don't discuss ♪
1877
01:13:52,969 --> 01:13:55,903
♪ A nigga out of line gonna get
his motherfuckin' head bust ♪
1878
01:13:55,905 --> 01:13:57,939
♪ Cash Money Millionaires plus ♪
1879
01:13:57,941 --> 01:13:59,808
Do that shit, Dina! What?
1880
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:01,810
♪ 20 inches TV is a must ♪
1881
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:05,479
Girl, look at these old bitches.
1882
01:14:05,481 --> 01:14:08,850
♪ I never weep for a bitch,
never weep for a bitch, nigga ♪
1883
01:14:08,852 --> 01:14:11,019
Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!
1884
01:14:11,021 --> 01:14:13,954
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪
1885
01:14:13,956 --> 01:14:15,657
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling ♪
1886
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:18,693
♪ Lorenzos on Yokohama
tires, bling bling ♪
1887
01:14:18,695 --> 01:14:21,429
♪ Every time I come around
yo' city, bling bling ♪
1888
01:14:21,431 --> 01:14:23,131
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪
1889
01:14:23,133 --> 01:14:25,667
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling. ♪
1890
01:14:27,437 --> 01:14:29,871
♪ Bad bitches over there,
get ready to wall off ♪
1891
01:14:29,873 --> 01:14:32,940
♪ Get ready to wall off, bad bitches ♪
1892
01:14:32,942 --> 01:14:35,510
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
1893
01:14:35,512 --> 01:14:38,145
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Where the bad bitches at? ♪
1894
01:14:38,147 --> 01:14:40,015
- ♪ Spread out and turn around ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
1895
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,977
- Y'all, come on!
- ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad bitches ♪
1896
01:14:47,057 --> 01:14:49,858
♪ Bad bitches, so hot, so hot ♪
1897
01:14:55,664 --> 01:14:57,631
All right!
1898
01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:09,176
Come on!
1899
01:15:10,679 --> 01:15:12,713
♪ She's a bitch, when you say my name ♪
1900
01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:15,716
♪ Talk mo' junk but won't
look my way, she's a bitch ♪
1901
01:15:15,718 --> 01:15:17,985
Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!
1902
01:15:17,987 --> 01:15:19,820
♪ While I roll up my sleeves, she's a ♪
1903
01:15:19,822 --> 01:15:23,358
♪ What? What? What? ♪
1904
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,659
♪ What you know about
Timothy? Let me know ♪
1905
01:15:25,661 --> 01:15:28,162
♪ Eat an MC like Cease, let me know ♪
1906
01:15:28,164 --> 01:15:30,030
♪ If he get drunk, lean
on me, let me know ♪
1907
01:15:30,032 --> 01:15:32,266
♪ I'm about to bust
like pee, feel me now ♪
1908
01:15:32,268 --> 01:15:34,601
♪ Anybody know my
skills, what the deal? ♪
1909
01:15:34,603 --> 01:15:37,872
♪ Anybody got to get the ho
by they pill, she's a bitch ♪
1910
01:15:37,874 --> 01:15:40,041
♪ When they say my
name, talk mo' junk ♪
1911
01:15:40,043 --> 01:15:41,708
♪ But won't look my
way, she's a bitch ♪
1912
01:15:41,710 --> 01:15:43,944
♪ When I do my thing,
got the place on fire ♪
1913
01:15:43,946 --> 01:15:46,713
♪ Burn it down to flame ♪
1914
01:15:58,928 --> 01:16:02,363
That's real ass!
1915
01:16:02,365 --> 01:16:05,966
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
1916
01:16:05,968 --> 01:16:08,435
- Bye!
- Hey! Hey!
1917
01:16:08,437 --> 01:16:10,270
- You let 'em have it!
- Yes!
1918
01:16:10,272 --> 01:16:11,738
- I slipped.
- You did?
1919
01:16:11,740 --> 01:16:13,207
I think I pulled a big toe, though.
1920
01:16:13,209 --> 01:16:14,975
That's all right.
1921
01:16:14,977 --> 01:16:17,311
Man, you owned that ho.
1922
01:16:17,313 --> 01:16:19,213
You owned that ho.
1923
01:16:21,584 --> 01:16:22,649
Whew!
1924
01:16:22,651 --> 01:16:25,420
- Come here.
- Lady, what?
1925
01:16:25,422 --> 01:16:27,221
♪ I'm a bad chick ♪
1926
01:16:27,223 --> 01:16:29,957
- Not this.
- You know what?
1927
01:16:29,959 --> 01:16:32,793
I'm sure everyone's
expecting me to beat yo' ass.
1928
01:16:32,795 --> 01:16:34,162
Please beat her ass.
1929
01:16:34,164 --> 01:16:36,663
But I'm coming from a
place of love tonight.
1930
01:16:36,665 --> 01:16:38,765
And you have
1931
01:16:38,767 --> 01:16:40,902
a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.
1932
01:16:42,838 --> 01:16:44,605
But mine wore off. So what's up?
1933
01:16:47,410 --> 01:16:50,577
Yes, sir! You see that shit?!
1934
01:16:50,579 --> 01:16:53,814
Ow! Oh! But I got kids!
1935
01:16:53,816 --> 01:16:54,916
You get off of her!
1936
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:59,186
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
1937
01:16:59,188 --> 01:17:01,322
♪ All the way down, let me get down ♪
1938
01:17:01,324 --> 01:17:03,591
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
1939
01:17:03,593 --> 01:17:04,792
I said I got kids!
1940
01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:07,095
♪ Down, down, down, down, can I get ♪
1941
01:17:07,097 --> 01:17:10,598
♪ Down, down, down? Let's go ♪
1942
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,001
Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!
1943
01:17:14,538 --> 01:17:15,936
♪ Let me get down, down, down ♪
1944
01:17:15,938 --> 01:17:18,372
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
1945
01:17:18,374 --> 01:17:20,375
Here I come!
1946
01:17:20,377 --> 01:17:22,443
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
1947
01:17:22,445 --> 01:17:24,845
♪ All the way down, down, down, down ♪
1948
01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:25,979
- ♪ Me, I get down, down, down, down ♪
- Cops!
1949
01:17:25,981 --> 01:17:27,948
Come on, it's the cops! Come on.
1950
01:17:27,950 --> 01:17:30,385
- ♪ Dotty get down, down, down, down ♪
- Sorry.
1951
01:17:30,387 --> 01:17:32,319
♪ Can I get down,
down, down? Let's go ♪
1952
01:17:32,321 --> 01:17:36,823
♪ What I plan to be in
my fantasy is a boss... ♪
1953
01:17:36,825 --> 01:17:38,560
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
1954
01:17:38,562 --> 01:17:41,162
Officer, it was four
women in multicolored wigs
1955
01:17:41,164 --> 01:17:43,230
who started the whole thing,
but they're still in there.
1956
01:17:43,232 --> 01:17:46,868
So, please, hurry!
1957
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:49,871
Nobody leave! No, you
can't go anywhere yet!
1958
01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,139
Ryan!
1959
01:17:51,141 --> 01:17:53,041
Julian!
1960
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,510
Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?
1961
01:17:55,512 --> 01:17:58,415
- Julian!
- Good Lord.
1962
01:18:01,718 --> 01:18:03,821
How did you find us?
1963
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:06,753
I have superpowers.
1964
01:18:06,755 --> 01:18:08,590
You must.
1965
01:18:08,592 --> 01:18:10,692
Yeah.
1966
01:18:10,694 --> 01:18:13,595
Or maybe, uh...
1967
01:18:13,597 --> 01:18:17,265
maybe it was this text you sent me.
1968
01:18:17,267 --> 01:18:19,867
Julian! We're lost in space!
1969
01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:22,269
I'm not lost.
1970
01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:27,007
Do not be showing my titties to Julian!
1971
01:18:27,009 --> 01:18:28,842
He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!
1972
01:18:28,844 --> 01:18:30,244
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
1973
01:18:30,246 --> 01:18:33,081
I definitely do not remember making that.
1974
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:36,917
I think Dina was right
about her Biggie Smalls.
1975
01:18:36,919 --> 01:18:38,219
Burned in the brain.
1976
01:18:38,221 --> 01:18:39,621
Thanks, Julian.
1977
01:18:39,623 --> 01:18:41,456
That's what all the boys say.
1978
01:18:43,692 --> 01:18:46,127
- Julian!
- Julian, have you heard of that record
1979
01:18:46,129 --> 01:18:47,862
that go "Bitch, bitch, motherfucker,
1980
01:18:47,864 --> 01:18:50,098
- motherfucker, bitch, bitch, bitch, motherfucker"?
- Hi!
1981
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:52,100
That's my shit. That's my new shit!
1982
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,969
That's misogynistic! We don't like it!
1983
01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,639
All right, ladies, you
have a great evening.
1984
01:18:57,641 --> 01:18:59,741
Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.
1985
01:18:59,743 --> 01:19:01,975
Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.
1986
01:19:01,977 --> 01:19:04,144
Take it easy, Lis.
1987
01:19:04,146 --> 01:19:05,779
- Yeah.
- Take it easy.
1988
01:19:05,781 --> 01:19:08,049
- Thank you, Julian.
- You're welcome.
1989
01:19:08,051 --> 01:19:10,217
- Thanks, brah. Thank you.
- My girl.
1990
01:19:10,219 --> 01:19:12,619
My boy! All right.
1991
01:19:12,621 --> 01:19:14,956
- Ry, you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
1992
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,457
Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks
1993
01:19:17,459 --> 01:19:19,293
for the rest of the weekend... that's all.
1994
01:19:19,295 --> 01:19:21,729
- That sounds like a good plan.
- Yeah, I think so.
1995
01:19:21,731 --> 01:19:24,064
- Thanks for everything, though.
- Any time.
1996
01:19:24,066 --> 01:19:25,466
You know that.
1997
01:19:25,468 --> 01:19:27,304
Oh.
1998
01:19:55,164 --> 01:19:56,930
Um...
1999
01:19:56,932 --> 01:19:58,533
All right, so...
2000
01:20:00,169 --> 01:20:02,936
Um...
2001
01:20:02,938 --> 01:20:05,109
good night.
2002
01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:08,342
Good night.
2003
01:20:08,344 --> 01:20:10,545
Good night.
2004
01:20:20,557 --> 01:20:21,555
Hmm?
2005
01:20:21,557 --> 01:20:22,657
Good night.
2006
01:20:22,659 --> 01:20:24,559
- Oh, yes.
- Yep.
2007
01:20:24,561 --> 01:20:26,293
Morning-like, you know?
2008
01:20:26,295 --> 01:20:28,632
Yeah.
2009
01:20:36,338 --> 01:20:39,172
- Pop!
- Hey, look, she had it coming.
2010
01:20:39,174 --> 01:20:40,908
- She was trippin'.
- No, she was.
2011
01:20:40,910 --> 01:20:43,677
Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.
2012
01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:45,747
- Hey...
- Mmm, right?
2013
01:20:45,749 --> 01:20:48,248
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.
2014
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:50,083
Mmm. Mmm.
2015
01:20:50,085 --> 01:20:52,353
Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
2016
01:20:52,355 --> 01:20:53,755
What?
2017
01:20:53,757 --> 01:20:55,692
Yeah.
2018
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,760
What was that, Sasha?
2019
01:20:59,762 --> 01:21:03,765
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?
2020
01:21:03,767 --> 01:21:06,600
- You texted him?
- I did.
2021
01:21:06,602 --> 01:21:08,603
- Never doubt.
- Girl.
2022
01:21:08,605 --> 01:21:10,771
- Never doubt a boss. Yes.
- You gonna get you some, girl.
2023
01:21:10,773 --> 01:21:13,541
- ♪ 'Cause I slay, I slay ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2024
01:21:13,543 --> 01:21:15,109
- ♪ I slay all day ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2025
01:21:15,111 --> 01:21:17,612
♪ All day, all day, all day I slay. ♪
2026
01:21:17,614 --> 01:21:19,947
Have a good evening, ladies.
2027
01:21:19,949 --> 01:21:21,616
You, too.
2028
01:21:21,618 --> 01:21:24,252
Yes, hunty, yes.
2029
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:27,688
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up!
2030
01:21:27,690 --> 01:21:30,056
Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs
2031
01:21:30,058 --> 01:21:31,725
off that thing, you understand me?
2032
01:21:31,727 --> 01:21:34,628
- Oh.
- Oh. You remember when life was that simple?
2033
01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:37,297
All you wanted was just
to like a guy enough
2034
01:21:37,299 --> 01:21:38,733
to want to give him some.
2035
01:21:38,735 --> 01:21:40,301
Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
2036
01:21:40,303 --> 01:21:41,969
- That and being broke.
- Mm.
2037
01:21:41,971 --> 01:21:44,404
- Those problems are behind us, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
2038
01:21:44,406 --> 01:21:46,908
For real.
2039
01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:50,144
I miss you, Sasha.
2040
01:21:50,146 --> 01:21:51,578
I really do.
2041
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:53,648
I miss you, too.
2042
01:21:53,650 --> 01:21:56,117
We were gonna take over the world together.
2043
01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:59,753
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?
2044
01:21:59,755 --> 01:22:03,424
I just hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.
2045
01:22:03,426 --> 01:22:07,161
You are so much better than that.
2046
01:22:07,163 --> 01:22:08,429
I'm good.
2047
01:22:08,431 --> 01:22:10,797
I'm handling mine.
2048
01:22:10,799 --> 01:22:12,466
Yeah.
2049
01:22:12,468 --> 01:22:13,734
Okay. Yeah.
2050
01:22:13,736 --> 01:22:14,938
No, I know. I know.
2051
01:22:19,342 --> 01:22:21,775
You know, Ryan, you don't have
2052
01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:23,810
to keep pretending like you have it all.
2053
01:22:23,812 --> 01:22:26,747
I mean, I know you want to
help people. You always have.
2054
01:22:26,749 --> 01:22:29,984
But maybe you would help
them more if you just...
2055
01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:31,985
tell 'em the truth,
2056
01:22:31,987 --> 01:22:34,255
that this shit is hard.
2057
01:22:36,092 --> 01:22:37,692
If I had your strength, Sash,
2058
01:22:37,694 --> 01:22:39,596
maybe I would, but...
2059
01:22:40,797 --> 01:22:43,631
I'm not that girl anymore.
2060
01:22:43,633 --> 01:22:47,667
Y'all heifers about to kiss now or what?
2061
01:22:47,669 --> 01:22:49,703
Jesus, get a room.
2062
01:22:58,714 --> 01:23:01,681
The beaver has cut down the tree!
2063
01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,618
- Wow.
- Yes.
2064
01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:05,353
- About time. Mm.
- Mm.
2065
01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,156
- She needed some.
- Mm-hmm.
2066
01:23:12,294 --> 01:23:13,860
All right!
2067
01:23:13,862 --> 01:23:15,529
Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
2068
01:23:15,531 --> 01:23:17,064
What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?
2069
01:23:17,066 --> 01:23:18,832
She about to grapefruit him.
2070
01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:20,467
- What is that?
- You've never grapefruited?
2071
01:23:20,469 --> 01:23:23,139
- No, Dina.
- Girl... - Dina...
2072
01:23:28,911 --> 01:23:31,244
Oh, Lord have mercy.
2073
01:23:31,246 --> 01:23:33,014
Oh, my God.
2074
01:23:33,016 --> 01:23:34,982
He is a monster with it.
2075
01:23:34,984 --> 01:23:37,318
I ain't never used two
grapefruits. But wait.
2076
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,052
Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.
2077
01:23:39,054 --> 01:23:40,520
Five,
2078
01:23:40,522 --> 01:23:41,588
four,
2079
01:23:41,590 --> 01:23:43,189
three,
2080
01:23:43,191 --> 01:23:45,091
two, one.
2081
01:23:46,361 --> 01:23:49,564
- Oh!
- Lisa!
2082
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,399
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.
- Fix it!
2083
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,934
I'm gonna get some water.
The water will wash it out
2084
01:23:52,936 --> 01:23:54,616
- real quick!
- What'd she do, bite it off?
2085
01:23:55,938 --> 01:23:58,238
I got grapefruit juice
in the pee-pee hole,
2086
01:23:58,240 --> 01:23:59,873
and I need a first aid kit.
2087
01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:03,109
- Lisa! It burns!
- Oh! Oh, my God.
2088
01:24:03,111 --> 01:24:04,511
- I think I left it in my bag.
- My dick is on fire!
2089
01:24:04,513 --> 01:24:06,346
All I have is eyewash.
2090
01:24:06,348 --> 01:24:07,782
- Oh, my God!
- It's in my eye, Lisa!
2091
01:24:07,784 --> 01:24:10,585
Okay, just calm down! I
got some cooling cream!
2092
01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,286
I got some aloe. Oh, my gosh!
2093
01:24:12,288 --> 01:24:13,554
- I'm so sorry!
- You got to do something!
2094
01:24:13,556 --> 01:24:15,957
- It was my first time!
- You said you were a nurse!
2095
01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:17,958
- You said you were a nurse!
- It was an experiment!
2096
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,060
- I wanted to try something new!
- Oh, my God!
2097
01:24:20,062 --> 01:24:23,430
What happened to a normal blow job?!
2098
01:24:23,432 --> 01:24:25,232
Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.
2099
01:24:25,234 --> 01:24:26,600
I got some aloe!
2100
01:24:26,602 --> 01:24:29,235
Girl...
2101
01:24:29,237 --> 01:24:32,238
What kind of freaky
old-school shit is this?!
2102
01:24:35,611 --> 01:24:37,211
I'm working on it.
2103
01:24:37,213 --> 01:24:40,280
I will have it to you by
the end of the weekend.
2104
01:24:40,282 --> 01:24:42,116
And it's good. It's good.
2105
01:24:42,118 --> 01:24:43,618
I'm talking 'bout...
2106
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:46,453
Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.
2107
01:24:46,455 --> 01:24:48,889
Photos to come.
2108
01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,259
Well, guess what, you're
gonna have to do what I say.
2109
01:24:52,261 --> 01:24:55,496
- 'Cause I-I didn't.
- I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...
2110
01:25:01,670 --> 01:25:03,104
Sasha!
2111
01:25:03,106 --> 01:25:04,939
Let's go!
2112
01:25:04,941 --> 01:25:08,309
You don't need no man right now anyway.
2113
01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,077
You two have built an incredible brand.
2114
01:25:11,079 --> 01:25:15,015
We think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to Best Mart
2115
01:25:15,017 --> 01:25:18,485
what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.
2116
01:25:18,487 --> 01:25:19,686
Really?
2117
01:25:19,688 --> 01:25:21,188
Bottom line is that
2118
01:25:21,190 --> 01:25:23,256
you two give people hope
2119
01:25:23,258 --> 01:25:25,826
that you can have it all.
2120
01:25:25,828 --> 01:25:27,327
And we want in.
2121
01:25:27,329 --> 01:25:29,764
That's...
2122
01:25:29,766 --> 01:25:31,332
that's fantastic.
2123
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:33,000
It is.
2124
01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:34,835
It is, but let's be honest,
2125
01:25:34,837 --> 01:25:38,374
it's, uh, all about the offer.
2126
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,495
Holy shit.
2127
01:25:59,861 --> 01:26:01,796
I...
2128
01:26:01,798 --> 01:26:03,130
I mean,
2129
01:26:03,132 --> 01:26:05,198
it's a very good start.
2130
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:08,002
I'll convene with, uh, my team,
2131
01:26:08,004 --> 01:26:09,706
and we'll-we'll get back to you.
2132
01:26:14,177 --> 01:26:16,577
Sounds good.
2133
01:26:16,579 --> 01:26:19,079
Gentlemen. Ryan.
2134
01:26:19,081 --> 01:26:21,314
- Yes, thank you, Bethany.
- Mm-hmm.
2135
01:26:21,316 --> 01:26:23,317
- Stewart.
- Thank you.
2136
01:26:24,986 --> 01:26:27,253
Thank you, Best Mart!
2137
01:26:27,255 --> 01:26:28,889
Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.
2138
01:26:28,891 --> 01:26:30,224
Ooh!
2139
01:26:30,226 --> 01:26:31,992
- Yes! - Cheers!
- Congrats!
2140
01:26:31,994 --> 01:26:33,993
- Yes!
- Hey, uh, Sasha,
2141
01:26:33,995 --> 01:26:36,596
you think your paparazzi guy
would sell the photo to me?
2142
01:26:36,598 --> 01:26:39,366
We could bury that shit
and just move forward.
2143
01:26:39,368 --> 01:26:42,002
Yeah, um, I mean, um,
2144
01:26:42,004 --> 01:26:43,369
I can find out.
2145
01:26:43,371 --> 01:26:44,572
Why? What's-what's going on?
2146
01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,707
Well, ladies,
2147
01:26:46,709 --> 01:26:49,342
Stew and I talked today, and I really think
2148
01:26:49,344 --> 01:26:51,912
our marriage is gonna get back on track.
2149
01:26:51,914 --> 01:26:54,081
Oh.
2150
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,617
So you're gonna take
that community penis back.
2151
01:26:56,619 --> 01:26:59,519
Look, y'all, men have egos.
2152
01:26:59,521 --> 01:27:00,520
His was deflated.
2153
01:27:00,522 --> 01:27:01,889
Retiring, it screwed him up.
2154
01:27:01,891 --> 01:27:03,924
And you know how men are, rudderless,
2155
01:27:03,926 --> 01:27:05,525
needing a purpose.
2156
01:27:05,527 --> 01:27:06,926
All right.
2157
01:27:06,928 --> 01:27:10,029
Used but not broken.
2158
01:27:10,031 --> 01:27:11,599
Well, cheers to that.
2159
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:13,634
Cheers, that part, yes.
2160
01:27:13,636 --> 01:27:17,304
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
2161
01:27:17,306 --> 01:27:18,572
Ooh!
2162
01:27:18,574 --> 01:27:20,477
Oh, look. There goes Julian.
2163
01:27:27,717 --> 01:27:29,250
♪ Ooh... ♪
2164
01:27:29,252 --> 01:27:30,551
I see you, Julian!
2165
01:27:30,553 --> 01:27:31,885
I see you, boy!
2166
01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:35,055
♪ Want to but I can't help it ♪
2167
01:27:35,057 --> 01:27:37,725
♪ I love the way it feels ♪
2168
01:27:37,727 --> 01:27:39,493
♪ It's got me stuck ♪
2169
01:27:39,495 --> 01:27:41,761
♪ Every day knowing that I won't ♪
2170
01:27:41,763 --> 01:27:43,764
♪ All because of you ♪
2171
01:27:43,766 --> 01:27:47,134
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ All ♪
2172
01:27:47,136 --> 01:27:48,601
- ♪ Because of you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
2173
01:27:48,603 --> 01:27:50,503
♪ It's all because of you ♪
2174
01:27:50,505 --> 01:27:52,172
He is so great.
2175
01:27:52,174 --> 01:27:54,774
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ Because, because ♪
2176
01:27:54,776 --> 01:27:57,344
♪ Never get enough ♪
2177
01:27:57,346 --> 01:28:00,314
- ♪ Never get enough ♪
- ♪ She's the ♪
2178
01:28:00,316 --> 01:28:02,783
♪ Sweetest drug ♪
2179
01:28:06,688 --> 01:28:10,491
♪ Do, do, do, do, do. ♪
2180
01:28:13,195 --> 01:28:15,528
I'm serious. You were so good.
2181
01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:17,363
- Well, thank you.
- Like, I can't...
2182
01:28:17,365 --> 01:28:18,966
- I can't even...
- Stop it,
2183
01:28:18,968 --> 01:28:20,634
- stop it, stop it.
- No, I can't believe it.
2184
01:28:20,636 --> 01:28:22,302
You know how far you've
come from when you used
2185
01:28:22,304 --> 01:28:24,637
to make the slow jam
mixtapes back in the day?
2186
01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:26,841
"The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."
2187
01:28:26,843 --> 01:28:28,641
"J's Slow Jams."
2188
01:28:28,643 --> 01:28:31,811
- Those were legendary!
- They were. I'm not gonna front.
2189
01:28:31,813 --> 01:28:33,814
- They were.
- Yes. I'm just,
2190
01:28:33,816 --> 01:28:36,149
- you know, working on my craft.
- Wow. I can tell.
2191
01:28:36,151 --> 01:28:37,484
Did you see those ladies?
2192
01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:38,818
They were going crazy for you.
2193
01:28:39,821 --> 01:28:41,721
I can see why you're not married.
2194
01:28:41,723 --> 01:28:45,993
Oh. Oh, so now you want
to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
2195
01:28:45,995 --> 01:28:48,662
- Think that's what we doin'?
- No, I am serious, though.
2196
01:28:48,664 --> 01:28:50,396
Though, be honest, come
on, come on, what is it,
2197
01:28:50,398 --> 01:28:52,632
what is it? You got... commitment issues?
2198
01:28:52,634 --> 01:28:54,801
- Come on.
- Restless soul?
2199
01:28:54,803 --> 01:28:56,470
A little tortured artist...
2200
01:28:56,472 --> 01:28:58,639
- Why I got to be tortured? No.
- Who only has time
2201
01:28:58,641 --> 01:29:00,006
for his music?
2202
01:29:00,008 --> 01:29:03,476
Or is it just too much ass to pass up?
2203
01:29:03,478 --> 01:29:05,011
Truthfully?
2204
01:29:05,013 --> 01:29:06,512
Don't lie.
2205
01:29:06,514 --> 01:29:08,015
There's a whole lot of ass out there.
2206
01:29:08,017 --> 01:29:10,016
No, no, I'm...
2207
01:29:10,018 --> 01:29:11,752
No, listen, just be honest, be honest.
2208
01:29:11,754 --> 01:29:12,754
What is it?
2209
01:29:13,889 --> 01:29:16,692
I haven't found my equal yet.
2210
01:29:19,061 --> 01:29:21,996
If the right woman came along,
2211
01:29:21,998 --> 01:29:24,401
I'm 100% in.
2212
01:29:26,268 --> 01:29:27,701
I mean...
2213
01:29:27,703 --> 01:29:28,703
Oh, come on.
2214
01:29:29,871 --> 01:29:31,171
That's true, though.
2215
01:29:31,173 --> 01:29:33,239
That's not true.
2216
01:29:33,241 --> 01:29:36,045
You know what I'm sayin'?
2217
01:29:38,079 --> 01:29:39,512
Where you think you're going,
2218
01:29:39,514 --> 01:29:40,915
to get your ass kicked again?
2219
01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:42,349
I need to talk to Ryan.
2220
01:29:42,351 --> 01:29:43,550
That's not gonna happen.
2221
01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:45,188
Let's go.
2222
01:29:50,793 --> 01:29:52,792
How'd you know she was here, anyway?
2223
01:29:56,464 --> 01:29:57,730
Fuck.
2224
01:29:57,732 --> 01:29:59,800
I got to get a new line of work.
2225
01:29:59,802 --> 01:30:02,802
All right, I'll deliver
your message. What's up?
2226
01:30:02,804 --> 01:30:05,805
I just found out I'm pregnant.
2227
01:30:05,807 --> 01:30:09,542
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.
2228
01:30:09,544 --> 01:30:11,110
Does he know?
2229
01:30:11,112 --> 01:30:13,046
I told him, and now this
motherfucker won't return
2230
01:30:13,048 --> 01:30:14,581
any of my calls or texts.
2231
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:17,251
Aw, let me go find a tear to shed for you.
2232
01:30:17,253 --> 01:30:19,385
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.
2233
01:30:19,387 --> 01:30:20,787
Well, why did you come here?
2234
01:30:20,789 --> 01:30:22,957
Because I didn't make this baby by myself.
2235
01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,458
Bottom line, I need Stewart
2236
01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:29,063
to call me back within the next
24 hours or I will go public.
2237
01:30:29,065 --> 01:30:33,300
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site,
2238
01:30:33,302 --> 01:30:35,970
give the exclusive to Sasha's Secrets.
2239
01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:37,503
And I have pictures.
2240
01:30:37,505 --> 01:30:40,006
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
2241
01:30:40,008 --> 01:30:42,578
Think it over.
2242
01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,087
What was that about?
2243
01:30:53,356 --> 01:30:54,654
- You know, you...
- Oh, you can tell
2244
01:30:54,656 --> 01:30:56,357
- you got an eye for...
- I...
2245
01:30:56,359 --> 01:30:57,957
- You can tell which ones, which ones.
- Listen, I got a...
2246
01:30:57,959 --> 01:30:59,926
- I got a eye for it all. Tru-Trust me.
- All right.
2247
01:30:59,928 --> 01:31:02,164
- You do.
- Hey, what up, y'all?
2248
01:31:04,767 --> 01:31:07,103
What's wrong?
2249
01:31:10,172 --> 01:31:12,171
I tried everything.
2250
01:31:12,173 --> 01:31:14,174
I...
2251
01:31:14,176 --> 01:31:16,943
I went to all the top specialists.
2252
01:31:16,945 --> 01:31:18,945
I...
2253
01:31:18,947 --> 01:31:23,951
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market and...
2254
01:31:23,953 --> 01:31:25,321
nothing.
2255
01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:32,128
She gave him what I couldn't.
2256
01:31:35,164 --> 01:31:37,331
Why didn't you...
2257
01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:40,967
tell us that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?
2258
01:31:40,969 --> 01:31:43,871
Because I was embarrassed.
2259
01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,375
I didn't want anyone to know.
2260
01:31:50,913 --> 01:31:53,146
Look what I did.
2261
01:31:53,148 --> 01:31:54,915
That's their baby.
2262
01:31:54,917 --> 01:31:57,417
I took a pug and I put that with Stewart
2263
01:31:57,419 --> 01:32:00,253
and made this bitch baby.
2264
01:32:00,255 --> 01:32:01,654
And they can have that
little bitch-ass baby.
2265
01:32:01,656 --> 01:32:03,489
It's gonna have a big ol' booty
2266
01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:06,326
- and a ugly-ass face, just like his mama.
- Mm.
2267
01:32:06,328 --> 01:32:08,028
And then I made a variety of babies,
2268
01:32:08,030 --> 01:32:11,230
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.
2269
01:32:11,232 --> 01:32:12,765
Little pound puppies.
2270
01:32:12,767 --> 01:32:15,935
And they gonna make a ugly-ass bitch baby.
2271
01:32:15,937 --> 01:32:17,871
You understand me?
2272
01:32:17,873 --> 01:32:19,706
I love you.
2273
01:32:19,708 --> 01:32:20,873
Look at that baby.
2274
01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:22,609
Look like it licks its own ass.
2275
01:32:22,611 --> 01:32:24,845
That's how ugly that baby is.
2276
01:32:24,847 --> 01:32:26,579
That one.
2277
01:32:26,581 --> 01:32:28,415
That's a ugly-ass baby, ain't it?
2278
01:32:28,417 --> 01:32:30,083
It's Stewart.
2279
01:32:30,085 --> 01:32:31,585
The hell?
2280
01:32:31,587 --> 01:32:33,019
Ryan,
2281
01:32:33,021 --> 01:32:34,587
please let me in.
2282
01:32:34,589 --> 01:32:36,055
The hell he want?
2283
01:32:36,057 --> 01:32:38,027
Let him in.
2284
01:32:47,402 --> 01:32:49,405
You a piece of shit.
2285
01:32:57,279 --> 01:32:59,549
We need to talk.
2286
01:33:03,218 --> 01:33:05,485
Alone.
2287
01:33:05,487 --> 01:33:07,753
There ain't nothing you need to say to her
2288
01:33:07,755 --> 01:33:09,323
that you can't say in front of us.
2289
01:33:09,325 --> 01:33:10,727
Mm-hmm.
2290
01:33:15,263 --> 01:33:17,264
Uh, it's okay.
2291
01:33:17,266 --> 01:33:19,169
It's okay.
2292
01:33:21,070 --> 01:33:22,739
We'll wait for you downstairs.
2293
01:33:24,072 --> 01:33:25,973
Here, take my stun gun.
2294
01:33:25,975 --> 01:33:28,442
Now, this button right here...
it raises the voltage of it.
2295
01:33:28,444 --> 01:33:30,277
As a matter of fact,
you know what? Fuck it.
2296
01:33:30,279 --> 01:33:31,845
I'm gonna just leave it on high.
2297
01:33:31,847 --> 01:33:33,279
All right? And just tag him
2298
01:33:33,281 --> 01:33:35,118
right in the balls if he do something.
2299
01:33:36,451 --> 01:33:38,585
Both balls.
2300
01:33:38,587 --> 01:33:40,690
Dick, too.
2301
01:33:49,597 --> 01:33:51,700
I spoke with Simone.
2302
01:33:53,602 --> 01:33:57,003
She agreed to sign an NDA
2303
01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:59,105
in exchange for a monthly payment
2304
01:33:59,107 --> 01:34:00,707
for her and the baby.
2305
01:34:00,709 --> 01:34:03,777
I could... kill you.
2306
01:34:03,779 --> 01:34:06,348
I am so furious right now.
2307
01:34:07,682 --> 01:34:10,850
And you have every right to be.
2308
01:34:10,852 --> 01:34:13,186
Do you even...
2309
01:34:13,188 --> 01:34:15,557
love me anymore?
2310
01:34:16,892 --> 01:34:19,158
Of course I do.
2311
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,862
I made a terrible mistake.
2312
01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:27,734
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore,
2313
01:34:27,736 --> 01:34:31,470
but you can trust me as your partner.
2314
01:34:31,472 --> 01:34:36,842
This deal will set us up for life.
2315
01:34:36,844 --> 01:34:39,378
But we can't do it apart.
2316
01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:43,483
Ryan without Stewart...
2317
01:34:43,485 --> 01:34:45,722
doesn't have it all.
2318
01:34:53,928 --> 01:34:56,829
I just hope she kicked his cheatin' ass out
2319
01:34:56,831 --> 01:34:59,733
and tagged his dick skin
till it fried like bacon.
2320
01:34:59,735 --> 01:35:01,501
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn, Lis.
2321
01:35:01,503 --> 01:35:03,604
I thought you wanted them to work it out.
2322
01:35:03,606 --> 01:35:05,037
Yeah, well, I changed my mind
2323
01:35:05,039 --> 01:35:06,907
as soon as I saw his arrogant face,
2324
01:35:06,909 --> 01:35:10,743
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.
2325
01:35:10,745 --> 01:35:12,679
- Amen.
- Mm-hmm.
2326
01:35:12,681 --> 01:35:14,081
Unbelievable.
2327
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,350
And she's been up there too long.
2328
01:35:16,352 --> 01:35:18,688
Oh, what the hell's going on?
2329
01:35:23,959 --> 01:35:25,559
What in the...?
2330
01:35:25,561 --> 01:35:27,193
- Fuck?
- Damn.
2331
01:35:27,195 --> 01:35:28,694
The fuck?
2332
01:35:28,696 --> 01:35:30,564
Why is she doing that?
2333
01:35:30,566 --> 01:35:33,100
- Mm.
- Really, though?
2334
01:35:37,071 --> 01:35:38,975
- The fuck?
- Damn.
2335
01:35:46,648 --> 01:35:48,282
Are you staying with him?
2336
01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,984
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,
2337
01:35:50,986 --> 01:35:52,752
so it's gonna be fine.
2338
01:35:52,754 --> 01:35:54,387
Oh, wait. No, hold up. Stop. Wait.
2339
01:35:54,389 --> 01:35:57,491
So, he dickmatized you that quick?
2340
01:35:57,493 --> 01:35:59,493
Dina, he's my husband.
2341
01:35:59,495 --> 01:36:01,127
He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.
2342
01:36:01,129 --> 01:36:03,563
- Mm?
- I'm not just gonna throw everything away.
2343
01:36:03,565 --> 01:36:06,166
You know what? Ry, I get it.
2344
01:36:06,168 --> 01:36:07,967
'Cause when I was leaving
Terrence, I was terrified.
2345
01:36:07,969 --> 01:36:09,403
I didn't think
2346
01:36:09,405 --> 01:36:10,737
I was gonna be able to do it on my own,
2347
01:36:10,739 --> 01:36:12,171
but I've been figuring it out.
2348
01:36:12,173 --> 01:36:13,640
- You will, too.
- Mm-hmm.
2349
01:36:13,642 --> 01:36:14,808
I'll help you.
2350
01:36:14,810 --> 01:36:17,644
Lisa, that's sweet, but I'm not like you.
2351
01:36:17,646 --> 01:36:19,682
You don't understand. I
can't live with my mother.
2352
01:36:21,016 --> 01:36:24,016
Well... well, what is wrong
2353
01:36:24,018 --> 01:36:26,952
with living with your
mother? I... I love my mother.
2354
01:36:26,954 --> 01:36:28,822
You don't get it. You all can't get it.
2355
01:36:28,824 --> 01:36:30,290
You're not in my world.
2356
01:36:30,292 --> 01:36:32,292
You don't live my life.
2357
01:36:32,294 --> 01:36:34,027
I can't just walk away from that.
2358
01:36:34,029 --> 01:36:35,295
I give people hope.
2359
01:36:35,297 --> 01:36:36,595
I don't have a choice.
2360
01:36:36,597 --> 01:36:38,799
Where is your hope? This is you choosing,
2361
01:36:38,801 --> 01:36:40,801
and this choice is diminishing you.
2362
01:36:40,803 --> 01:36:42,702
Diminishing me?
2363
01:36:42,704 --> 01:36:44,704
Says the woman who chooses
2364
01:36:44,706 --> 01:36:48,675
to talk shit about people for a living?
2365
01:36:48,677 --> 01:36:50,810
Way to use that journalism degree, Sash.
2366
01:36:50,812 --> 01:36:52,679
Look, I got to pay bills.
2367
01:36:52,681 --> 01:36:55,614
And for the record, I
have multiple degrees.
2368
01:36:55,616 --> 01:36:56,850
- Hey, hey.
- Then use one of 'em.
2369
01:36:56,852 --> 01:36:58,518
How you gonna tell me to use 'em?
2370
01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:00,987
All right. Let's have a time
- out. Just a little breather.
2371
01:37:00,989 --> 01:37:04,224
- And just take a moment.
- Yes! Hello.
2372
01:37:04,226 --> 01:37:06,193
- Ryan, have you seen it?
- Oh, they trippin'.
2373
01:37:06,195 --> 01:37:08,028
- What? - Oh, shit.
- Fuckin' Simone.
2374
01:37:08,030 --> 01:37:10,329
- Is that that bitch from the demo?
- Wait.
2375
01:37:10,331 --> 01:37:12,131
Have you been on the
Internet? It's a disaster.
2376
01:37:12,133 --> 01:37:14,234
- It's just a shit show. All right, I'm gonna fix it.
- Oh.
2377
01:37:14,236 --> 01:37:15,469
- Hell, no.
- All right, I got to fix this.
2378
01:37:15,471 --> 01:37:16,470
All right, bye. Bye. Bye.
2379
01:37:16,472 --> 01:37:18,238
You conniving...
2380
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,706
You are sneaky.
2381
01:37:19,708 --> 01:37:21,475
All right, all right,
everybody, let's just...
2382
01:37:21,477 --> 01:37:23,210
- How could you do that?
- You think I did this?
2383
01:37:23,212 --> 01:37:25,311
I didn't do this. Simone must have.
2384
01:37:25,313 --> 01:37:28,915
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?
2385
01:37:28,917 --> 01:37:31,318
Huh? That Simone?
2386
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,185
Wait. What did you do? Did you...
2387
01:37:33,187 --> 01:37:35,855
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?
2388
01:37:35,857 --> 01:37:37,357
- Are you serious?
- Because you know what?
2389
01:37:37,359 --> 01:37:38,759
I know you're broke.
2390
01:37:38,761 --> 01:37:40,493
I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.
2391
01:37:40,495 --> 01:37:43,697
We all see it. I'm not stupid.
2392
01:37:43,699 --> 01:37:44,765
- Yeah.
- It happens.
2393
01:37:44,767 --> 01:37:46,166
- You know, I mean...
- Yeah, I mean, we know
2394
01:37:46,168 --> 01:37:47,734
- them ain't no real Red Bottoms.
- I shop at Goodwill.
2395
01:37:47,736 --> 01:37:49,068
You know, Nordstrom's do take stuff back.
2396
01:37:49,070 --> 01:37:51,171
That's what's so cool
about Nordstrom's, you know,
2397
01:37:51,173 --> 01:37:53,239
- Nordstrom's takes every...
- Congratulations, Sash.
2398
01:37:53,241 --> 01:37:56,842
You know what? I really
hope it was worth it!
2399
01:37:56,844 --> 01:37:59,378
You know what? Hey.
2400
01:37:59,380 --> 01:38:01,848
Hey! The fucking thought did cross my mind,
2401
01:38:01,850 --> 01:38:05,051
but I would never play you
out like that for some money.
2402
01:38:05,053 --> 01:38:07,621
The problem is, you never
valued our friendship
2403
01:38:07,623 --> 01:38:08,954
as much as I did.
2404
01:38:08,956 --> 01:38:10,556
How could you say that?
2405
01:38:10,558 --> 01:38:12,792
You are like a sister
to me. I have always...
2406
01:38:12,794 --> 01:38:15,796
This how you treat a sister? I
quit my job at The Times
2407
01:38:15,798 --> 01:38:17,463
to get our website off the ground.
2408
01:38:17,465 --> 01:38:18,899
I hired a designer.
2409
01:38:18,901 --> 01:38:21,067
And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?
2410
01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,435
You left me high and dry.
2411
01:38:22,437 --> 01:38:23,903
Because you thought
2412
01:38:23,905 --> 01:38:25,971
that you could get more
success with Stewart.
2413
01:38:25,973 --> 01:38:29,074
Why you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?
2414
01:38:29,076 --> 01:38:30,976
And not-not once did you apologize.
2415
01:38:30,978 --> 01:38:33,246
If you would have told me
no, I wouldn't have done it.
2416
01:38:33,248 --> 01:38:34,780
You should have spoken up!
2417
01:38:34,782 --> 01:38:37,216
How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?
2418
01:38:37,218 --> 01:38:40,052
Dickmatized, just like she said.
2419
01:38:40,054 --> 01:38:41,988
And, well, you could
have said no, though...
2420
01:38:41,990 --> 01:38:44,157
- Dina, nobody asked you!
- Sasha, just listen to Ryan
2421
01:38:44,159 --> 01:38:45,591
for a second. She's trying to explain!
2422
01:38:45,593 --> 01:38:47,293
You know what? Stop
it. Stop it. I should...
2423
01:38:47,295 --> 01:38:49,095
I should know better
than to expect y'all two
2424
01:38:49,097 --> 01:38:50,430
to have my back anyway.
2425
01:38:50,432 --> 01:38:52,732
See, I know how it works in this circle.
2426
01:38:52,734 --> 01:38:54,167
We got the queen bee,
2427
01:38:54,169 --> 01:38:56,101
and we got her two little worker bees.
2428
01:38:56,103 --> 01:38:58,171
- What?!
- Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about
2429
01:38:58,173 --> 01:39:00,640
a worker bee? I'm my own bee.
No, you take that shit back.
2430
01:39:00,642 --> 01:39:02,609
- Take that shit back.
- I'm not taking it back.
2431
01:39:02,611 --> 01:39:04,176
All right, all right, stop!
Just everybody take a time-out.
2432
01:39:04,178 --> 01:39:05,612
So what? Whether I need
'em or not, I like 'em.
2433
01:39:05,614 --> 01:39:07,012
Pull it back. Time-out.
2434
01:39:07,014 --> 01:39:08,648
Why don't you shut the fuck up
2435
01:39:08,650 --> 01:39:10,750
and stop talking to us
like we're one of your kids?
2436
01:39:10,752 --> 01:39:12,485
Wait a minute. You'd better pause
2437
01:39:12,487 --> 01:39:14,320
and stop acting like one of my kids.
2438
01:39:14,322 --> 01:39:16,355
How about that? Put some clothes on.
2439
01:39:16,357 --> 01:39:17,791
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to tell you...
2440
01:39:17,793 --> 01:39:19,192
Stop getting trashed every night
2441
01:39:19,194 --> 01:39:21,862
and fucking random dick every week.
2442
01:39:21,864 --> 01:39:24,497
You just got some random dick
and your ass got real loose.
2443
01:39:24,499 --> 01:39:26,632
And let me tell you something, bitch.
2444
01:39:26,634 --> 01:39:28,502
Just because he got a big dick
2445
01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:31,604
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass.
2446
01:39:31,606 --> 01:39:33,640
You know what? Have it. I don't even know
2447
01:39:33,642 --> 01:39:35,341
why I'm here with your ass.
2448
01:39:35,343 --> 01:39:38,377
You need to change that
stank-ass attitude of yours
2449
01:39:38,379 --> 01:39:40,881
- or your ass is gonna end up with the clap.
- Bitch, please.
2450
01:39:40,883 --> 01:39:42,448
Clap? Been there, done that,
2451
01:39:42,450 --> 01:39:44,885
- had that, and I'm immune to the shit, bitch.
- Excuse me.
2452
01:39:44,887 --> 01:39:47,354
I'll clap your ass up out of here.
2453
01:39:47,356 --> 01:39:49,122
Fuck you, Lisa!
2454
01:39:49,124 --> 01:39:50,724
And fuck both of y'all, too,
2455
01:39:50,726 --> 01:39:52,292
with y'all raggedy, fake asses.
2456
01:39:52,294 --> 01:39:54,027
Both of y'all bitches is fake.
2457
01:39:54,029 --> 01:39:56,296
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one.
2458
01:39:56,298 --> 01:39:58,230
You know what? You know what? Here.
2459
01:39:58,232 --> 01:40:00,669
Give Lisa back her raggedy-ass phone.
2460
01:40:02,036 --> 01:40:04,203
Oh, wait, hold up. Hold up.
2461
01:40:04,205 --> 01:40:05,971
Here, 'cause I don't need
you calling the police on me.
2462
01:40:05,973 --> 01:40:08,308
Take your card. Oh, and yes,
2463
01:40:08,310 --> 01:40:11,147
I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance.
2464
01:40:12,713 --> 01:40:14,314
Stupid ass... oh, oh, oh.
2465
01:40:14,316 --> 01:40:16,683
And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.
2466
01:40:16,685 --> 01:40:18,717
Here. Take your driver's
license so you can get
2467
01:40:18,719 --> 01:40:20,487
on the plane with your nasty-ass,
2468
01:40:20,489 --> 01:40:25,324
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
that fuck Instagram bitches!
2469
01:40:25,326 --> 01:40:27,359
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch.
2470
01:40:27,361 --> 01:40:29,595
I can't believe you motherfuckers!
2471
01:40:29,597 --> 01:40:31,864
That's why I'm-a fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity,
2472
01:40:31,866 --> 01:40:34,167
stupid-ass bitches. I hate y'all!
2473
01:40:34,169 --> 01:40:35,938
And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!
2474
01:40:42,444 --> 01:40:44,443
You happy, Sash?
2475
01:40:44,445 --> 01:40:45,914
Hmm?
2476
01:40:47,749 --> 01:40:51,451
You have ruined my life
2477
01:40:51,453 --> 01:40:54,056
and 20 years of friendship.
2478
01:40:56,191 --> 01:40:57,556
You know what?
2479
01:40:57,558 --> 01:40:58,793
Fuck all y'all.
2480
01:41:01,463 --> 01:41:03,762
I know I've done a few
foul things in my life,
2481
01:41:03,764 --> 01:41:05,732
but I would never do that.
2482
01:41:05,734 --> 01:41:07,434
I did not do this.
2483
01:41:07,436 --> 01:41:10,438
My friends would know that.
2484
01:41:12,874 --> 01:41:15,742
Fucking real friend.
2485
01:41:31,058 --> 01:41:33,393
Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple
2486
01:41:33,395 --> 01:41:35,295
has got a third party wedging her way
2487
01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:36,662
into their house of love.
2488
01:41:36,664 --> 01:41:38,331
This recent picture has emerged
2489
01:41:38,333 --> 01:41:40,766
of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,
2490
01:41:40,768 --> 01:41:43,269
getting cozy with an Instagram model
2491
01:41:43,271 --> 01:41:44,738
by the name of Simone.
2492
01:41:44,740 --> 01:41:46,573
No last name given.
2493
01:41:46,575 --> 01:41:48,073
You know, this is a tough situation,
2494
01:41:48,075 --> 01:41:50,743
even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.
2495
01:41:50,745 --> 01:41:53,747
If I will it, I can have it all.
2496
01:41:53,749 --> 01:41:55,314
Let's hope for the best
2497
01:41:55,316 --> 01:41:56,815
for this stunning couple.
2498
01:42:19,007 --> 01:42:21,310
Can I get a refill, please?
2499
01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:42,030
- Hey.
- Hey.
2500
01:42:44,165 --> 01:42:46,733
Look, I'm really...
2501
01:42:46,735 --> 01:42:49,002
sorry for what I said.
2502
01:42:49,004 --> 01:42:51,203
I-I did not mean any of it.
2503
01:42:52,673 --> 01:42:56,076
I know y'all keep me around for laughs.
2504
01:42:56,078 --> 01:42:58,310
But I love you heifers.
2505
01:42:58,312 --> 01:43:01,881
I would die for every last one of you.
2506
01:43:01,883 --> 01:43:04,016
I know you would.
2507
01:43:04,018 --> 01:43:05,685
And you know what?
2508
01:43:05,687 --> 01:43:08,654
You are one of the most loyal,
2509
01:43:08,656 --> 01:43:11,091
fiercest, most honest friend we have.
2510
01:43:11,093 --> 01:43:13,193
We are so lucky to have you.
2511
01:43:13,195 --> 01:43:14,993
You right.
2512
01:43:14,995 --> 01:43:16,930
Y'all very lucky.
2513
01:43:16,932 --> 01:43:18,934
Very, very lucky.
2514
01:43:20,334 --> 01:43:22,103
Very lucky.
2515
01:43:25,574 --> 01:43:27,372
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
2516
01:43:27,374 --> 01:43:29,544
- Oh.
- Oh.
2517
01:43:40,588 --> 01:43:42,588
For years now
2518
01:43:42,590 --> 01:43:44,724
I've been posting unflattering photos
2519
01:43:44,726 --> 01:43:49,362
and headlines about anyone who
would get more hits to my site.
2520
01:43:49,364 --> 01:43:53,733
I did this without
regard for their privacy,
2521
01:43:53,735 --> 01:43:55,935
their dignity...
2522
01:43:55,937 --> 01:43:58,203
or their humanity.
2523
01:44:00,976 --> 01:44:02,609
Ryan! Any comments?
2524
01:44:02,611 --> 01:44:04,943
But when someone close
to you gets hurt,
2525
01:44:04,945 --> 01:44:07,947
it forces you to realize that
these are not just photos,
2526
01:44:07,949 --> 01:44:09,783
they're not just words...
2527
01:44:09,785 --> 01:44:13,653
they affect real people
with real feelings
2528
01:44:13,655 --> 01:44:15,454
who feel real pain, just
like everybody else.
2529
01:44:15,456 --> 01:44:17,223
Ryan.
2530
01:44:17,225 --> 01:44:18,558
When are you gonna talk
about the baby, Ryan?
2531
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:20,126
Ryan, Stewart, just a comment, please!
2532
01:44:20,128 --> 01:44:23,328
And the fact that those closest to me
2533
01:44:23,330 --> 01:44:25,331
would question my character
2534
01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,332
has led me to the decision
2535
01:44:27,334 --> 01:44:30,235
that I no longer want
to be part of a process
2536
01:44:30,237 --> 01:44:32,171
that tears people down for profit.
2537
01:44:32,173 --> 01:44:34,174
The photo is doctored.
2538
01:44:34,176 --> 01:44:36,176
You refused to give an interview,
2539
01:44:36,178 --> 01:44:38,443
they became vindictive...
2540
01:44:38,445 --> 01:44:40,512
So from this moment on,
2541
01:44:40,514 --> 01:44:43,750
Sasha's Secrets is no more.
2542
01:44:43,752 --> 01:44:46,286
♪ Is to help and love a man... ♪
2543
01:44:46,288 --> 01:44:47,787
I am strong.
2544
01:44:47,789 --> 01:44:49,454
I am... powerful.
2545
01:44:49,456 --> 01:44:51,024
I am beautiful. I am...
2546
01:44:51,026 --> 01:44:52,425
This will be my final post.
2547
01:44:52,427 --> 01:44:53,827
Strong, I am powerful.
2548
01:44:53,829 --> 01:44:56,829
I am... beautiful, I...
2549
01:44:56,831 --> 01:44:59,498
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
2550
01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:02,502
And to anyone out there who I've hurt,
2551
01:45:02,504 --> 01:45:04,938
I truly am sorry.
2552
01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:08,277
♪ Give you all the things I can ♪
2553
01:45:10,477 --> 01:45:13,212
♪ If you're tying both ♪
2554
01:45:13,214 --> 01:45:16,882
♪ Of my hands... ♪
2555
01:45:16,884 --> 01:45:19,452
So you're just gonna
drop the mic on the blog
2556
01:45:19,454 --> 01:45:20,886
and bounce like that?
2557
01:45:20,888 --> 01:45:23,488
Thought it'd be best that way.
2558
01:45:23,490 --> 01:45:25,524
Sasha, how could you ever think that?
2559
01:45:25,526 --> 01:45:28,461
Look, I know it may be hard
to believe, but I didn't do it.
2560
01:45:28,463 --> 01:45:29,863
Simone hired her own photographer
2561
01:45:29,865 --> 01:45:31,864
to take them pictures and sell them to TMZ.
2562
01:45:31,866 --> 01:45:34,000
And you don't think we don't know that?
2563
01:45:34,002 --> 01:45:35,201
Come on.
2564
01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:38,203
- Well, you wasn't acting like it.
- Mm.
2565
01:45:38,205 --> 01:45:41,373
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.
2566
01:45:41,375 --> 01:45:43,509
Shit, bitch, we all do.
2567
01:45:43,511 --> 01:45:45,244
- Yep.
- Find me a time machine
2568
01:45:45,246 --> 01:45:48,180
where we can go back to
living in a dorm together,
2569
01:45:48,182 --> 01:45:50,917
eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad Dog 20/20,
2570
01:45:50,919 --> 01:45:52,150
and I am there.
2571
01:45:52,152 --> 01:45:54,854
But we some grown-ass women now,
2572
01:45:54,856 --> 01:45:56,355
and we got shit to do.
2573
01:45:56,357 --> 01:45:59,359
So buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't letting you go.
2574
01:45:59,361 --> 01:46:01,330
You comin' with us,
you ain't goin' nowhere.
2575
01:46:03,999 --> 01:46:05,401
Come on.
2576
01:46:11,106 --> 01:46:13,206
Yo, Ryan's speech
is supposed to start
2577
01:46:13,208 --> 01:46:14,707
in 20 minutes.
2578
01:46:14,709 --> 01:46:16,408
We're not gonna make it.
2579
01:46:16,410 --> 01:46:17,844
Oh, yes, we are.
2580
01:46:17,846 --> 01:46:19,511
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
2581
01:46:19,513 --> 01:46:21,247
Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one.
2582
01:46:21,249 --> 01:46:23,181
- Why?
- Let's do this.
2583
01:46:23,183 --> 01:46:24,684
Dina, come on.
2584
01:46:24,686 --> 01:46:25,952
- Come on!
- Come on!
2585
01:46:25,954 --> 01:46:28,387
- I don't want to be running in this heat.
- Dina!
2586
01:46:28,389 --> 01:46:29,855
- Come on!
- Come on!
2587
01:46:29,857 --> 01:46:31,424
We're running out of time!
2588
01:46:31,426 --> 01:46:33,525
- Come on, we got to make it.
- Quit whining. Come on.
2589
01:46:33,527 --> 01:46:35,060
This ain't no Woman's March.
2590
01:46:35,062 --> 01:46:37,132
I don't want to be walking.
2591
01:46:42,036 --> 01:46:43,903
Ladies and gentlemen,
2592
01:46:43,905 --> 01:46:46,439
Hall of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.
2593
01:46:48,442 --> 01:46:50,275
Thank you!
2594
01:46:50,277 --> 01:46:51,577
Thank you!
2595
01:46:51,579 --> 01:46:54,413
Hello, Essence!
2596
01:46:54,415 --> 01:46:56,381
All right!
2597
01:46:59,987 --> 01:47:01,621
How much further? Shit!
2598
01:47:01,623 --> 01:47:03,155
My bunion is killing me.
2599
01:47:03,157 --> 01:47:04,924
- We old as fuck.
- Oh, I ain't old,
2600
01:47:04,926 --> 01:47:06,259
I'm just tired as hell.
2601
01:47:06,261 --> 01:47:08,994
- Oh, look! Man bun! Man bun!
- Oh! Wait! Wait!
2602
01:47:08,996 --> 01:47:11,631
It is my honor and privilege
2603
01:47:11,633 --> 01:47:15,667
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.
2604
01:47:15,669 --> 01:47:17,836
Please welcome my rock...
2605
01:47:17,838 --> 01:47:19,338
You got this, right?
2606
01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:21,640
The woman I am proud to call my wife,
2607
01:47:21,642 --> 01:47:23,509
Ryan Pierce.
2608
01:47:35,522 --> 01:47:37,860
Okay, baby. Knock 'em dead.
2609
01:47:40,995 --> 01:47:43,829
Oh, wow.
2610
01:47:43,831 --> 01:47:46,032
Thank you. Thank you.
2611
01:47:46,034 --> 01:47:47,100
Make a right right here.
2612
01:47:47,102 --> 01:47:48,467
Oh, no, n-no. Actually, make a left.
2613
01:47:48,469 --> 01:47:49,668
Oh, my goodness!
2614
01:47:49,670 --> 01:47:51,336
Please watch out for that car.
2615
01:47:51,338 --> 01:47:53,372
Jesus! That bump!
2616
01:47:53,374 --> 01:47:55,041
Sir, faster, faster, faster.
2617
01:47:55,043 --> 01:47:56,376
We need to get there.
2618
01:47:56,378 --> 01:47:58,845
Ooh! Yes! Yes!
2619
01:47:58,847 --> 01:48:01,948
Ooh, slow down, baby. Ooh, slow down, baby.
2620
01:48:01,950 --> 01:48:05,018
- Oh, man. You know what?!
- Come on, girl.
2621
01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:07,552
Ooh, yeah! You must be a butcher!
2622
01:48:07,554 --> 01:48:09,221
You got the meat!
2623
01:48:09,223 --> 01:48:11,556
Whew! Thank you, boo. Thank you.
2624
01:48:11,558 --> 01:48:13,059
Now, you call me, okay?
2625
01:48:13,061 --> 01:48:14,560
- You call.
- Let's go, let's go.
2626
01:48:14,562 --> 01:48:17,333
- I might be pregnant right now.
- Okay, let's get Ryan.
2627
01:48:18,465 --> 01:48:19,899
Uh...
2628
01:48:19,901 --> 01:48:22,835
as most of you know, there
have been many questions
2629
01:48:22,837 --> 01:48:25,070
about the status of my marriage.
2630
01:48:25,072 --> 01:48:28,541
And I would like to put
those rumors to rest.
2631
01:48:28,543 --> 01:48:32,845
The picture that surfaced
this morning isn't real.
2632
01:48:32,847 --> 01:48:37,183
All allegations of infidelity are false.
2633
01:48:37,185 --> 01:48:39,351
My husband and I remain
2634
01:48:39,353 --> 01:48:42,255
in a loving, faithful marriage.
2635
01:48:42,257 --> 01:48:44,223
- Yeah!
- In fact...
2636
01:48:44,225 --> 01:48:46,091
Yes! Thank you!
2637
01:48:50,365 --> 01:48:51,997
Step back, fool!
2638
01:48:51,999 --> 01:48:55,603
You... Dina, I don't... What?
2639
01:48:57,371 --> 01:49:00,439
Ooh. Oh, God. Oh.
2640
01:49:00,441 --> 01:49:03,109
Um... go ahead, Ryan.
2641
01:49:03,111 --> 01:49:05,912
Don't... don't mind us.
2642
01:49:07,048 --> 01:49:10,216
Um, in fact...
2643
01:49:10,218 --> 01:49:13,385
our marriage is...
2644
01:49:13,387 --> 01:49:15,454
stronger than ever.
2645
01:49:15,456 --> 01:49:17,593
Come on, Ry.
2646
01:49:20,094 --> 01:49:23,231
The foun... the foundation...
2647
01:49:24,932 --> 01:49:26,734
The foundation of...
2648
01:49:33,907 --> 01:49:35,744
I'm sorry, uh...
2649
01:49:37,645 --> 01:49:41,713
My agent wrote a very convincing statement
2650
01:49:41,715 --> 01:49:44,283
- for me to read to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2651
01:49:44,285 --> 01:49:45,618
And I really...
2652
01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:47,953
thought that I could go through with it,
2653
01:49:47,955 --> 01:49:50,489
because I have done such a...
2654
01:49:50,491 --> 01:49:53,995
great job of pretending
so many times before.
2655
01:49:55,396 --> 01:49:57,729
But...
2656
01:49:57,731 --> 01:50:00,433
there are some people...
2657
01:50:00,435 --> 01:50:03,235
when you see them...
2658
01:50:03,237 --> 01:50:06,104
you just can't pretend anymore.
2659
01:50:06,106 --> 01:50:08,474
Because they know...
2660
01:50:08,476 --> 01:50:10,245
you.
2661
01:50:11,745 --> 01:50:13,679
The real you.
2662
01:50:13,681 --> 01:50:17,917
And maybe that's why you
avoided seeing them...
2663
01:50:17,919 --> 01:50:19,621
for so long.
2664
01:50:22,156 --> 01:50:23,424
I'm sorry.
2665
01:50:27,195 --> 01:50:28,797
Uh...
2666
01:50:31,132 --> 01:50:33,265
I'm not perfect.
2667
01:50:33,267 --> 01:50:35,801
I do not have it all.
2668
01:50:35,803 --> 01:50:37,537
- Okay.
- It's okay, Ryan.
2669
01:50:37,539 --> 01:50:40,605
In fact, my life is all kind of screwed up.
2670
01:50:42,110 --> 01:50:43,542
All right, maybe we should take...
2671
01:50:43,544 --> 01:50:45,711
Sit your ass down.
2672
01:50:49,683 --> 01:50:51,184
Now.
2673
01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:53,485
Yes! That part!
2674
01:50:53,487 --> 01:50:55,954
Finally! Finally!
2675
01:50:55,956 --> 01:50:57,526
Mm-hmm!
2676
01:51:01,228 --> 01:51:03,296
The picture is real.
2677
01:51:04,831 --> 01:51:07,300
My husband is having an affair.
2678
01:51:09,904 --> 01:51:13,838
When I first found out, I...
2679
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:15,843
well, I felt a lot of things.
2680
01:51:17,178 --> 01:51:18,743
Betrayal, anger,
2681
01:51:18,745 --> 01:51:20,479
heartache.
2682
01:51:20,481 --> 01:51:22,982
But mostly fear.
2683
01:51:22,984 --> 01:51:25,184
Fear that my marriage was ending
2684
01:51:25,186 --> 01:51:27,054
and that I would be alone.
2685
01:51:28,188 --> 01:51:31,093
And I was... terrified of that.
2686
01:51:32,360 --> 01:51:35,927
So terrified that...
2687
01:51:35,929 --> 01:51:40,065
I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust.
2688
01:51:40,067 --> 01:51:43,336
So terrified that I...
2689
01:51:43,338 --> 01:51:46,238
was willing to accept
2690
01:51:46,240 --> 01:51:49,242
being treated as less than I am.
2691
01:51:49,244 --> 01:51:51,210
And I know I'm not alone in this.
2692
01:51:51,212 --> 01:51:53,746
I know that there are a lot of us who stay
2693
01:51:53,748 --> 01:51:56,515
in bad relationships because
we have convinced ourselves
2694
01:51:56,517 --> 01:51:59,217
that being disrespected
is better than being alone.
2695
01:51:59,219 --> 01:52:02,954
But we shouldn't fear being alone,
2696
01:52:02,956 --> 01:52:05,591
because there is power in rediscovering
2697
01:52:05,593 --> 01:52:07,592
your own voice.
2698
01:52:07,594 --> 01:52:10,762
- Yes!
- And I had forgotten that.
2699
01:52:10,764 --> 01:52:14,800
I forgot that years before
I was... Stewart's wife,
2700
01:52:14,802 --> 01:52:16,471
I was Ryan.
2701
01:52:17,804 --> 01:52:20,238
A girl with her own ambitions
2702
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:22,243
and her own dreams.
2703
01:52:24,312 --> 01:52:26,248
But luckily...
2704
01:52:28,583 --> 01:52:30,916
my girls...
2705
01:52:30,918 --> 01:52:35,121
my girls... reminded me of that.
2706
01:52:35,123 --> 01:52:36,822
Flossy Posse.
2707
01:52:36,824 --> 01:52:41,226
They reminded me of my own worth...
2708
01:52:41,228 --> 01:52:42,795
- Damn right.
- Mm-hmm. - Yep.
2709
01:52:42,797 --> 01:52:47,169
And that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.
2710
01:52:50,137 --> 01:52:53,639
No one has the power to shatter your dreams
2711
01:52:53,641 --> 01:52:56,175
unless you give it to them.
2712
01:52:56,177 --> 01:52:58,411
Ryan, speak.
2713
01:52:58,413 --> 01:53:02,247
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.
2714
01:53:04,686 --> 01:53:06,952
If anything,
2715
01:53:06,954 --> 01:53:09,654
I hope...
2716
01:53:09,656 --> 01:53:12,491
that me revealing my truth
2717
01:53:12,493 --> 01:53:15,830
inspires you to realize your own.
2718
01:53:19,834 --> 01:53:22,600
Thank you... for listening.
2719
01:53:22,602 --> 01:53:23,702
We love you, Ry!
2720
01:53:23,704 --> 01:53:25,037
- We love you, Ryan!
- We love you, Ryan!
2721
01:53:25,039 --> 01:53:26,271
We love you!
2722
01:53:29,343 --> 01:53:30,544
That-a-girl!
2723
01:53:38,785 --> 01:53:42,020
Flossy Posse!
2724
01:53:46,160 --> 01:53:47,462
Whew!
2725
01:53:49,563 --> 01:53:52,631
We love you, girl!
2726
01:53:52,633 --> 01:53:54,169
Okay...
2727
01:54:15,056 --> 01:54:17,655
I'm so sorry.
2728
01:54:17,657 --> 01:54:20,059
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
2729
01:54:20,061 --> 01:54:22,360
I was... I was just so...
2730
01:54:22,362 --> 01:54:24,662
It's okay. It's okay.
2731
01:54:24,664 --> 01:54:27,565
You were so wonderful up there, so brave.
2732
01:54:27,567 --> 01:54:29,835
That was amazing.
2733
01:54:29,837 --> 01:54:33,104
We love you. None of that matters.
2734
01:54:33,106 --> 01:54:36,041
I love you, too, Lis.
2735
01:54:36,043 --> 01:54:37,779
You my bitch for life!
2736
01:54:39,614 --> 01:54:42,017
I'm proud of you, boo.
2737
01:54:45,218 --> 01:54:47,787
Ryan...
2738
01:54:47,789 --> 01:54:50,389
I would never hurt you.
2739
01:54:50,391 --> 01:54:51,857
You have to believe me.
2740
01:54:51,859 --> 01:54:53,227
I know.
2741
01:54:54,529 --> 01:54:56,528
I know.
2742
01:54:56,530 --> 01:54:57,695
Hug it out!
2743
01:54:57,697 --> 01:54:58,863
Yeah!
2744
01:54:58,865 --> 01:55:00,232
- Hug it out!
- Yeah...!
2745
01:55:00,234 --> 01:55:01,699
Flossy Posse!
2746
01:55:01,701 --> 01:55:04,269
- Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
- So good. So good up there.
2747
01:55:04,271 --> 01:55:07,540
♪ And look what I brought you. ♪
2748
01:55:07,542 --> 01:55:09,108
Oh!
2749
01:55:09,110 --> 01:55:11,644
- Flossy Posse.
- Yeah. Come on, come on. - Oh! Yeah!
2750
01:55:11,646 --> 01:55:13,645
Nothing like this ugly-ass
vest to pick up your spirits.
2751
01:55:13,647 --> 01:55:15,648
Look at that.
2752
01:55:15,650 --> 01:55:18,283
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2753
01:55:18,285 --> 01:55:20,653
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2754
01:55:20,655 --> 01:55:23,087
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2755
01:55:23,089 --> 01:55:25,623
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2756
01:55:25,625 --> 01:55:30,565
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house... ♪
2757
01:55:35,570 --> 01:55:37,435
Liz...
2758
01:55:37,437 --> 01:55:38,604
Wait.
2759
01:55:40,273 --> 01:55:42,908
There's something I need to tell you.
2760
01:55:42,910 --> 01:55:45,911
It's Bethany... she...
2761
01:55:45,913 --> 01:55:47,512
Mm.
2762
01:55:47,514 --> 01:55:49,747
Oh, God, not this shit again.
2763
01:55:49,749 --> 01:55:51,082
Speak, woman.
2764
01:55:51,084 --> 01:55:53,786
She still wants to do the deal.
2765
01:55:53,788 --> 01:55:54,787
Yes!
2766
01:55:54,789 --> 01:55:55,854
What?
2767
01:55:55,856 --> 01:55:58,189
But... with just you.
2768
01:55:58,191 --> 01:56:01,993
- Oh! Even better. Even better.
- Yes! Yes!
2769
01:56:01,995 --> 01:56:04,863
It turns out single women
are an even bigger market.
2770
01:56:04,865 --> 01:56:06,665
- Hello? - Damn right!
- It's all about women!
2771
01:56:06,667 --> 01:56:08,000
Yeah!
2772
01:56:10,271 --> 01:56:11,804
I-I'll do it!
2773
01:56:11,806 --> 01:56:15,207
I-I just have one condition.
2774
01:56:15,209 --> 01:56:16,774
Hmm, yeah, what?
2775
01:56:16,776 --> 01:56:17,846
Hmm?
2776
01:56:20,146 --> 01:56:22,883
Sasha, I want you to be my partner.
2777
01:56:24,017 --> 01:56:25,717
Are you serious?
2778
01:56:25,719 --> 01:56:27,118
I'm so serious.
2779
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:28,554
Don't play with me.
2780
01:56:28,556 --> 01:56:30,855
I'm serious as a heart attack.
2781
01:56:30,857 --> 01:56:33,058
Yes! I'll be your partner!
2782
01:56:33,060 --> 01:56:34,896
- Yes!
- I'm gonna be the assistant!
2783
01:56:37,231 --> 01:56:41,466
Bring it in!
2784
01:56:41,468 --> 01:56:43,301
We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!
2785
01:56:43,303 --> 01:56:44,403
We're already rich!
2786
01:56:44,405 --> 01:56:46,137
Let's go!
2787
01:56:46,139 --> 01:56:48,140
Come on, ladies!
2788
01:56:48,142 --> 01:56:49,908
♪ Purple taking me higher ♪
2789
01:56:49,910 --> 01:56:52,845
♪ Boy, you've got me inspired ♪
2790
01:56:52,847 --> 01:56:55,980
♪ Baby, come and get it if
you're really feeling me ♪ Why?
2791
01:56:55,982 --> 01:56:59,217
- ♪ 'Cause it's my night ♪
- ♪ It's my night ♪
2792
01:56:59,219 --> 01:57:01,886
♪ No stress, no fights ♪
2793
01:57:01,888 --> 01:57:04,924
♪ I'm leaving it all behind... ♪
2794
01:57:04,926 --> 01:57:07,359
Every group of friends
2795
01:57:07,361 --> 01:57:09,894
has that one experience that,
no matter where you are,
2796
01:57:09,896 --> 01:57:13,198
you carry it with you for life.
2797
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:16,068
We're a little older,
a little wiser...
2798
01:57:16,070 --> 01:57:19,604
and we're still the
baddest chicks in the game.
2799
01:57:21,107 --> 01:57:23,274
I don't know what the
future will bring...
2800
01:57:23,276 --> 01:57:24,909
Is hip-hop in the building or what?
2801
01:57:24,911 --> 01:57:27,078
Love or heartbreak,
2802
01:57:27,080 --> 01:57:29,047
joy or pain,
2803
01:57:29,049 --> 01:57:30,748
but right now it's bright.
2804
01:57:30,750 --> 01:57:32,585
And the one thing
2805
01:57:32,587 --> 01:57:36,055
I know for sure is, my
girls will be there.
2806
01:57:36,057 --> 01:57:38,756
No matter who else
steps in the picture,
2807
01:57:38,758 --> 01:57:41,426
my girls are my constant.
2808
01:57:41,428 --> 01:57:44,563
They give me the
permission to be who I am,
2809
01:57:44,565 --> 01:57:46,564
and I am going to be me.
2810
01:57:46,566 --> 01:57:48,634
We're going to be us...
2811
01:57:48,636 --> 01:57:50,435
loving...
2812
01:57:50,437 --> 01:57:52,871
laughing...
2813
01:57:52,873 --> 01:57:54,939
worthy...
2814
01:57:54,941 --> 01:57:56,641
magical...
2815
01:57:56,643 --> 01:57:58,377
us.
2816
01:58:00,615 --> 01:58:03,418
The Flossy Posse is back.
2817
01:58:07,922 --> 01:58:09,921
You took a picture of it?
2818
01:58:09,923 --> 01:58:11,825
Girl, let us see it.
2819
01:58:14,794 --> 01:58:18,963
That is a beautiful penis.
2820
01:58:18,965 --> 01:58:21,500
- Wow.
- I smashed all over that thing.
2821
01:58:23,570 --> 01:58:26,438
I just want to make that my wallpaper.
2822
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:28,439
And not on my phone.
2823
01:58:29,910 --> 01:58:32,677
I want to be a fly on that wallpaper.
2824
01:58:55,602 --> 01:58:58,671
Yay...!
2825
01:59:06,112 --> 01:59:08,950
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
2826
01:59:28,535 --> 01:59:30,969
♪ Do whatcha wanna ♪
2827
01:59:30,971 --> 01:59:33,538
♪ Hang on the corner. ♪
2828
01:59:35,342 --> 01:59:38,743
♪ I never said that I
had it all figured out ♪
2829
01:59:38,745 --> 01:59:40,179
♪ I never said ♪
2830
01:59:40,181 --> 01:59:43,549
♪ I never said that I live
my days without doubt ♪
2831
01:59:43,551 --> 01:59:44,917
♪ I swear ♪
2832
01:59:44,919 --> 01:59:48,586
♪ All I've ever done was be honest ♪
2833
01:59:48,588 --> 01:59:50,756
♪ And stay modest ♪
2834
01:59:50,758 --> 01:59:52,890
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
2835
01:59:52,892 --> 01:59:56,028
♪ So this is a sincere, unscripted ♪
2836
01:59:56,030 --> 01:59:59,530
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
2837
01:59:59,532 --> 02:00:02,167
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
2838
02:00:02,169 --> 02:00:03,502
♪ I wanna be ♪
2839
02:00:03,504 --> 02:00:05,738
♪ Better than I was ♪
2840
02:00:05,740 --> 02:00:07,439
♪ Better than I am ♪
2841
02:00:07,441 --> 02:00:10,708
♪ So I say ♪
2842
02:00:10,710 --> 02:00:14,179
♪ All I'm trying to
say is I thank you ♪
2843
02:00:14,181 --> 02:00:15,680
♪ You, you, you, you ♪
2844
02:00:15,682 --> 02:00:17,349
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2845
02:00:17,351 --> 02:00:19,083
♪ I thank you ♪
2846
02:00:19,085 --> 02:00:21,920
- ♪ You, you, you ♪
- ♪ All I'm trying to say is ♪
2847
02:00:21,922 --> 02:00:23,221
♪ I thank you ♪
2848
02:00:23,223 --> 02:00:24,622
♪ I never said ♪
2849
02:00:24,624 --> 02:00:26,792
♪ That I was done with my growth ♪
2850
02:00:26,794 --> 02:00:29,127
♪ I never said, I never said ♪
2851
02:00:29,129 --> 02:00:31,363
♪ That I was done doing the most ♪
2852
02:00:31,365 --> 02:00:32,864
♪ And I swear ♪
2853
02:00:32,866 --> 02:00:34,265
♪ All I've ever done ♪
2854
02:00:34,267 --> 02:00:36,568
♪ Was stay honest ♪
2855
02:00:36,570 --> 02:00:39,137
♪ Keep my promise ♪
2856
02:00:39,139 --> 02:00:41,073
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
2857
02:00:41,075 --> 02:00:43,908
♪ So here goes my
real life, unscripted ♪
2858
02:00:43,910 --> 02:00:47,578
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
2859
02:00:47,580 --> 02:00:50,149
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
2860
02:00:50,151 --> 02:00:51,449
♪ I wanna be ♪
2861
02:00:51,451 --> 02:00:53,719
♪ Better than I was ♪
2862
02:00:53,721 --> 02:00:55,453
♪ Greater than I am ♪
2863
02:00:55,455 --> 02:00:58,623
♪ So I say ♪
2864
02:00:58,625 --> 02:01:00,425
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
2865
02:01:00,427 --> 02:01:02,293
♪ I thank you ♪
2866
02:01:02,295 --> 02:01:04,962
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2867
02:01:04,964 --> 02:01:06,965
♪ I thank you, oh, oh ♪
2868
02:01:06,967 --> 02:01:08,132
♪ You, you ♪
2869
02:01:08,134 --> 02:01:09,902
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
2870
02:01:09,904 --> 02:01:11,603
♪ I thank you ♪
2871
02:01:11,605 --> 02:01:13,604
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2872
02:01:13,606 --> 02:01:14,640
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2873
02:01:14,642 --> 02:01:15,741
♪ I thank you ♪
2874
02:01:15,743 --> 02:01:18,976
- ♪ Boy... ♪
- ♪ You, you ♪
2875
02:01:18,978 --> 02:01:22,915
♪ Hey, thank you for watching
me walk across the stage ♪
2876
02:01:22,917 --> 02:01:24,917
♪ For walking me
through my heartbreaks ♪
2877
02:01:24,919 --> 02:01:27,485
♪ Thanks for the love
every step of the way ♪
2878
02:01:27,487 --> 02:01:29,822
♪ With no support, this
wouldn't be as great ♪
2879
02:01:29,824 --> 02:01:32,623
♪ Thank you for making
me stronger than most ♪
2880
02:01:32,625 --> 02:01:34,626
♪ For taking it beyond my coast ♪
2881
02:01:34,628 --> 02:01:37,095
♪ Thank you for raising
your glass when I toast ♪
2882
02:01:37,097 --> 02:01:38,663
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
2883
02:01:38,665 --> 02:01:41,099
♪ I thank you ♪
2884
02:01:41,101 --> 02:01:43,601
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2885
02:01:43,603 --> 02:01:46,171
♪ Thank you, whoa, oh ♪
2886
02:01:46,173 --> 02:01:48,207
♪ All I got to say is ♪
2887
02:01:48,209 --> 02:01:51,810
♪ I thank you... ♪
2888
02:01:51,812 --> 02:01:53,278
Thank you.
2889
02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:56,047
Really.
2890
02:01:56,049 --> 02:01:57,850
♪ All I got to say is ♪
2891
02:01:57,852 --> 02:02:01,389
♪ I thank you. ♪205692
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