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- As you all know,
profits for Hampton DeVille
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are at an all-time high.
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Unfortunately,
the well-being of our employees
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is at an all-time low.
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Let's take a look at the average
Hampton DeVille employee.
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The average life expectancy
for a Hampton DeVille employee
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is 57.1 years.
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They get 5.2 hours
of sleep a night...
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- I'm so tired.
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I wish I could be asleep
all the time.
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- You just described death.
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- Hmm. Yeah, I guess
I want to be dead.
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- I can't wait to die.
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It sounds so relaxing.
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- The average employee
is half man, half woman.
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They have one testicle,
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one breast, and half a vagina.
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Every year,
the average employee consumes
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561 cups of coffee...
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- I feel nothing
when I drink coffee.
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- Coffee is a scam.
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Be an adult.
Take an Adderall.
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- The average
Hampton DeVille employee
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strongly agrees
with the following phrase.
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"If I see a pill,
I eat a pill."
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They smoke 275 cigarettes
annually,
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97 marijuana cigarettes,
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and due to some
statistical outliers,
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the average employee
does heroin.
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I would never do heroin.
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Unless I was dying,
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or someone just
offered it to me.
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- I don't have a 401,
so as of now,
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my retirement plan
is to overdose on drugs.
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- Smart.
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- The average employee
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has 7.8 suicidal thoughts
per day,
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18 panic attacks a year,
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and wonders once an hour,
every hour,
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why this is happening to them.
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And that concludes
my presentation
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on how Hampton DeVille employees
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cope with the pain
of being alive.
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- Okay.
Thank you, Grace.
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Should we talk next steps?
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let us never
speak of this again.
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- Yes, that's right.
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That's really the only step.
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- You've heard of
enhanced interrogation, right?
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- Yeah.
- Well, it's like that,
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but with acupuncture.
- Ah.
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I know a masseuse
who does this amazing thing
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where she wraps her hands
around your neck
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and just oh-so-subtly
suffocates you.
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- Is that Matt?
- Oh, no.
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Finding a dead body
is one of my top 25 fears.
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- He has a neck pillow.
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- He died in his sleep.
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Oh!
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- Hi, Matt.
- Oh, my...
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God!
- Ah!
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- John.
- Ah!
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- What?
- What?
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- Matt, the fact that you
have been sleeping in your car
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means we have not been
challenging you enough.
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But that's about to change.
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- We need you to digitize
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all the employee injury
and death reports
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from the past 50 years.
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- I'm gonna be honest with you,
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it's an upsetting amount
of work.
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- It sucks.
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- I'm sorry, but how does
digitizing old files
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fit into my job description?
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I'm gonna lose my mind
if I don't get my nap.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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- Wow, Matt.
That sounds awful.
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Almost as bad as having
spinal surgery!
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Because the chairs here
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don't provide lumbar support!
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But let's get back
to how you're a victim.
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- Jake, buddy!
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It is so good to see you
back in the office, man.
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The place wasn't the same
without you.
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I brought you these.
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- Wow, thanks, Baron.
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I kind of thought you hated me
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'cause you've said that
to my face many times.
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Uh, so anyway, um...
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what'd they give you
to manage the pain?
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Must be some serious stuff.
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- They gave me hydrocodone,
oxycodone,
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lorazepam, diazepam.
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- You know, I get, um,
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uh, retinal pain
from staring at screens all day,
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so if you have
any leftover pills,
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remember who brought you flowers
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when you were down and out...
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and in need of a friend.
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There's a Benji in the card.
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- Wow, that was pretty blatant.
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- I've been dealing with this
all morning.
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Turns out painkillers
are pretty valuable currency.
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- Jake, heard about your back.
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That sucks, man.
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Quick question, though.
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What kind of pills
are you taking?
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- Hey, Jake.
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- Hey, Jake.
- Jake.
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- Jake!
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- Jim, buddy.
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- I am so sorry to hear
about your back.
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- I can only imagine
the pain you're in.
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- You are a hero.
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- What'd they give ya?
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- What was it,
Norcos, Vals, Vics?
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- You are not supposed to take
all of 'em.
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- That would be dangerous.
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- My carpal tunnel's
been really acting up.
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- This weekend, I have to meet
my mom's new boyfriend.
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- That's not good.
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- He used to be my boyfriend.
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- I'm just really bored.
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- I'm a drug addict.
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- I would be so grateful.
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- If you love me,
you'll give me the pills.
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- I'll give you something;
you give me something.
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- I need the pills.
- Just give them to me.
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- Please.
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- Don't act like
you're the only one in pain!
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- And that would really
help me out, man.
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- What's in it for me?
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Is that a new suit?
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- Yeah, I got it from Hank
in accounting.
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His in-laws are visiting
this weekend.
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- Is that a Kandinsky?
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- Here's another batch.
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- Well, now I really
want to be dead.
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- Hi, Matt.
You look like you're dying.
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- Thanks, Grace.
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- Jake.
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- Oh, hi, Grace.
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Let me guess, you want
to exploit our friendship
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for some pain pills.
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- What? No.
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I just brought you
these balloons
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because I care about you.
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- That's so sweet, Grace.
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You're such a good person.
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- Yes. I am good.
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, ,.
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God, I need a nap.
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- Matt, we know you need sleep,
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but we're counting on you.
- You're young.
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You're not allowed to sleep
until you're dead.
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I don't think employees
are allowed to smoke in here.
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- What are you gonna do,
fire me?
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- No, it's just that...
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cigarettes are bad for you.
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- Cigarettes can't kill me.
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- Why not?
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- Because I'm a ghost!
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Hey, Matt!
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Ooh.
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I thought you were dead,
but turns out
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you're just sleeping
on the toilet,
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which is somehow worse.
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- Good morning, Matt!
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I'm gonna show you
how I get through my day...
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without falling asleep
on the toilet.
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- John, how is waking up
at 6:00 a.m.
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to play basketball
gonna help me?
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God.
- Endorphins.
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Intense physical activity
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floods your brain
with endorphins.
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You don't need sleep
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when you can trick your body
into thinking
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that you're constantly
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in a life-threatening situation.
- John.
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With endorphins,
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you can power your way
through any obstacle.
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Oh!
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Foul.
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With adrenaline in your veins,
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nothing can get in your way!
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Oh, Jesus.
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That's a goal-tend.
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Okay, nothing can get in my way.
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Gotcha!
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Oh, gotcha, big man.
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Let me get it!
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You're a filthy, scumbag,
dirty-ass...
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- I get it.
- Trifling player.
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And you're always gonna be
a dirty player.
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Let's go!
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With endorphins...
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everything is possible!
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Oh!
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What?
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How?
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- Ow!
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- So there was an incident
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on the basketball court
this morning
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involving two
Hampton DeVille employees.
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You and me.
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And I think
what we've learned
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is that people--
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me and you--
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make mistakes.
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And nobody is really
at fault here.
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Okay?
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- Yeah, it's okay.
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- Good.
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Good meeting...
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and great game.
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You ever have
one of those dreams
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that are so vivid,
you'd swear it's real?
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- All the time, man.
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- Who are you?
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- I'm Kevin.
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I've been hitting the drugs
pretty hard since my dog died,
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so I traded my office to Jake
for painkillers.
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- Oh.
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- How are you?
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- I'm having
a little bit of a rough day,
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but I'm okay.
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How are you?
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- Good. I'm on drugs.
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- No, don't do that.
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Do what I said.
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Trust me, if you saw how I look,
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you would do what I said.
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- Can I help you?
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- Come on, this is ridiculous.
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- Um, I just came
to talk to Jake.
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- Do you have an appointment
with Mr. Levinson?
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- It's okay, Jane.
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Tell him to wait a minute,
and we'll grab some grub.
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Mom, how many times
do I have to tell you
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he's not hot enough for you?
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You're an amazing woman,
and you deserve the hottest.
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Thanks for picking up lunch,
Grace.
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- That's what friends do:
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give each other stuff that
makes their bodies feel good.
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- So, Jake, how many pills
do you have left?
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- I blew a bunch on a key to
the 49th floor vending machine,
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but I've got enough left
for one big trade.
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Ooh, and I think I know
what it's going to be.
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- A car?
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- No, I want that parking spot.
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It's right by the elevator,
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no cars on either side.
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It's convenient,
but more importantly
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a real status symbol.
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- Uh, there's no chance
you're gonna get that spot.
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It belongs to Peg Peterson.
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She's the most well-balanced
person I've ever met.
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I don't think she's been sad
a day in her life.
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- Okay, well, it was good
hearing from you.
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Yeah. Have a great day, Todd.
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Okay.
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00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,195
Oh, hello.
263
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,895
I'm sorry,
that was a telemarketer.
264
00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,395
What can I help you with?
265
00:11:38,395 --> 00:11:40,461
- I'm sorry, but I was walking
by your office,
266
00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:43,395
and I couldn't help but notice
that your name is Peg Peterson.
267
00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:44,795
This is a long shot,
268
00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:47,795
but do you happen to know
a Lenny Peterson?
269
00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:48,861
- Uh, I don't think so.
270
00:11:48,861 --> 00:11:50,228
- Well, he's great,
271
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:51,895
and it's great to meet
another Peterson.
272
00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:53,328
Anyway, how are you?
273
00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:55,828
- I'm doing really well,
thank you for asking.
274
00:11:55,828 --> 00:11:57,195
And how are you?
275
00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:59,395
Um, what's that back brace for?
276
00:11:59,395 --> 00:12:00,528
- Oh, this old thing?
277
00:12:00,528 --> 00:12:01,961
I just had
a little spinal surgery.
278
00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:03,228
Don't worry about me.
279
00:12:03,228 --> 00:12:04,428
Yeah, it hurts a little bit,
280
00:12:04,428 --> 00:12:07,028
but everyone has pain, right?
281
00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:08,361
Right, Peg?
282
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,195
- I'm sorry to hear
about your spine,
283
00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:12,395
but you know what always
makes me feel better
284
00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:13,795
is a candy cane.
285
00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:15,495
- Candy, huh?
286
00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:17,161
Ever had this kind of candy,
Peg?
287
00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:22,195
- Are those
prescription painkillers?
288
00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:24,528
- These make everybody
feel better about everything.
289
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:25,961
I could give you
the rest of the bottle,
290
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,895
but I'm gonna need
more than a candy cane, Peg.
291
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:30,928
Maybe your parking spot?
292
00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,795
Oh, it's 2:00.
293
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,928
It's time
for my afternoon treat.
294
00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:38,828
Ice cream sandwiches
are the only drug I need.
295
00:12:45,061 --> 00:12:46,095
- Bonne nuit.
296
00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:48,828
- Buenas noches.
297
00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:56,061
- What?
298
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,528
Hey, ghost?
299
00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:25,928
What are you typing?
300
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:28,328
- I have to finish
these bullshit reports.
301
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,061
- Hey, ghost?
302
00:13:34,061 --> 00:13:35,795
What's it like being dead?
303
00:13:37,428 --> 00:13:39,328
Being dead is great in theory.
304
00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:40,561
You know?
305
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:41,628
You don't feel any pain.
306
00:13:41,628 --> 00:13:43,495
You can have sex
without condoms.
307
00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,961
But the problem is, you just
get used to it, you know?
308
00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:49,328
And then being dead just sucks
as much as being alive.
309
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,795
It's like,
there's no greener grass.
310
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:53,895
There's just more grass.
311
00:13:53,895 --> 00:13:56,528
, you just made me
type "grass"!
312
00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,228
- Paper cuts!
313
00:14:00,228 --> 00:14:01,895
Oh!
- Hi, Matt.
314
00:14:01,895 --> 00:14:04,695
Did you know
this is the women's restroom?
315
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:08,795
And also you're asleep
on a toilet.
316
00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:17,328
- What's wrong, Matt?
317
00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:18,695
- I don't know, Kevin.
318
00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:20,995
These death records
are giving me weird nightmares.
319
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:24,828
Madeline?
320
00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:26,695
Smoker, foul-mouthed,
321
00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:29,095
died of an amphetamine overdose.
322
00:14:29,095 --> 00:14:30,095
Oh, my God.
323
00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:32,828
She's real.
324
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,095
- Who's real?
325
00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:35,461
- The ghost from my dreams.
326
00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:36,628
Wait, no, I'm sorry.
327
00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,428
I don't believe in ghosts.
328
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:39,428
- I do.
329
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:41,428
If ghosts aren't real,
330
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:42,495
how do you explain
331
00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,595
the existence of ghosts?
332
00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:45,795
Huh?
- You're right.
333
00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:47,128
You can't explain it.
- No.
334
00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:49,528
I listen to ghost hunting
podcasts while I work,
335
00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,395
and they all say
that if you meet a ghost,
336
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,995
you're supposed to find
where they died
337
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:56,895
so they can be released
to the afterlife.
338
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,928
- It says she died on floor 33.
339
00:14:58,928 --> 00:15:01,695
- I know all about floor 33.
340
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:02,961
It's abandoned.
341
00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:05,828
Supposed to be pretty spooky.
342
00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:07,461
I'll go get my ghost rods.
343
00:15:07,461 --> 00:15:08,661
- Thanks, Kev.
344
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,795
- Are you gonna go get
your rods?
345
00:15:14,795 --> 00:15:16,128
- Oh!
- Yeah.
346
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:18,528
- Yeah, right, ghost rods.
Right.
347
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,061
- What's wrong?
348
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,995
No ice cream sandwiches?
349
00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:29,228
- Someone threw them
into the sink and smashed them.
350
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,528
- Oh, no.
351
00:15:32,528 --> 00:15:34,595
I guess the world is cruel.
352
00:15:34,595 --> 00:15:36,161
Right, Peg?
353
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,661
Lucky for you...
354
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:39,828
I have these.
355
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:42,828
- You know what?
356
00:15:42,828 --> 00:15:44,261
I think I'm gonna treat myself
357
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,028
to a walk in the park.
358
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,628
Why don't you come join me?
359
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,895
- Why'd they shut this floor
down?
360
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,328
- It wasn't wheelchair
accessible,
361
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:06,328
and they didn't want to pay
to install a ramp.
362
00:16:06,328 --> 00:16:08,495
- Oh.
363
00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:09,561
Spider!
364
00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:10,828
Oh, don't.
365
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,261
- Oh, my God.
Kevin, it's her office.
366
00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:17,928
Oh, man.
367
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,795
My rods are really
starting to out.
368
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:21,061
Uh, maybe we should go back
to the office
369
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,928
and take some pain pills
and forget about this.
370
00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:24,861
- No, I'm going in.
371
00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:28,361
Matt! Matt, no!
372
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,828
It says
"deceased found on couch."
373
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,595
Oh, my God, we found
her final resting place.
374
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,361
Now she can be released.
375
00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:47,528
Kev?
376
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:54,795
Huh. Resting place.
377
00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:55,961
- Look, Jake,
378
00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:57,795
it's not like I don't understand
379
00:16:57,795 --> 00:16:59,795
that there's darkness in life.
380
00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:01,261
Okay, let me tell you a story.
381
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,528
So when I was a kid,
my parents were divorced,
382
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,361
and I lived with my mother.
383
00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:06,928
And one night, we woke up,
384
00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:08,328
and the house was on fire.
385
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,495
So we ran out,
386
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,961
and my mother ran back in
to save my dog,
387
00:17:12,961 --> 00:17:15,961
and that's when my father
kidnapped me.
388
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,995
Because it turns out that
he had started the fire
389
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:21,028
to get back at my mother, so...
390
00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:22,795
anyway, three months later,
391
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:24,561
the FBI found us
392
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:27,195
and shot my father
through the brain
393
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,628
right in front of me.
394
00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:31,328
But on the way
to the police station,
395
00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:34,861
a federal agent handed me
an ice cream sandwich.
396
00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:35,961
So yeah,
397
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:37,961
I could easily
398
00:17:37,961 --> 00:17:39,061
look back at what happened
399
00:17:39,061 --> 00:17:40,795
and focus on the negative.
400
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:44,195
Or I could remember that
no matter how bad things get,
401
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:45,695
there's always
an ice cream sandwich
402
00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,128
around the corner.
403
00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:49,861
- I just want to take a minute
404
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,395
to deeply apologize
405
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:54,095
for throwing away
your ice cream sandwiches.
406
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,928
- There's just one more thing
I want to show you.
407
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:00,961
- Well...
408
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:02,328
you released me.
409
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:04,328
So now I get to move on.
410
00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:05,495
To hell.
411
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,361
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
412
00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:09,161
I was a terrible person,
so it doesn't matter.
413
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:11,328
Hell's better than working
at Hampton DeVille, right?
414
00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:12,961
- Yeah, I'm not cut out
for working here.
415
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,595
- No one is.
416
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,095
You just find your way to cope,
and you just keep going.
417
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,395
- So is that it?
418
00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:19,628
- Yeah.
419
00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:21,928
Unless you want to make out.
420
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,395
- Do you want to make out?
421
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,495
- Yeah, whatever.
422
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,628
I mean, I'm a ghost.
Who cares?
423
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,795
- Oh!
424
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:37,195
- You know, Jake,
I really do believe
425
00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:39,195
that putting positivity
into the world
426
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:41,428
is kind of its own reward.
427
00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:43,828
That's why I'm giving you
my parking space.
428
00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:45,795
- Wow. Peg.
429
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,295
Thank you.
430
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:49,428
But after all you've been
through, I feel kind of bad
431
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,328
taking your parking spot.
432
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,595
I definitely still will,
433
00:18:52,595 --> 00:18:53,995
but I feel bad.
434
00:18:53,995 --> 00:18:55,795
- Don't worry about me.
435
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:57,128
Oh, and remember,
436
00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:58,361
always look on the bright--
437
00:18:58,361 --> 00:19:01,061
- ♪ Nothing is good enough
438
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:04,228
♪ For people like you
439
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:13,628
♪ And something to sabotage
440
00:19:13,628 --> 00:19:18,595
♪ Determined to lose it all
441
00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:21,695
♪ Nothing is
442
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,461
♪ Good enough
443
00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:34,461
- John told me
to drop these off here.
444
00:19:36,428 --> 00:19:37,495
Whoa!
445
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:38,895
You're the ghost.
446
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:40,995
I found out where you died
and took a nap there.
447
00:19:40,995 --> 00:19:42,428
- What are you talking about?
448
00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:43,695
- Oh.
449
00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:45,495
I guess that was a dream.
450
00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:47,061
- Gross. Don't dream about me.
451
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,528
- Oh, no, it wasn't you.
452
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,695
You were a dream ghost,
and I released you to hell.
453
00:19:50,695 --> 00:19:51,961
And then we made out,
454
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:52,961
but it was your idea.
455
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:53,995
I--listen.
456
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,395
I'm not explaining this well.
457
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,228
Here's the thing.
I'm a good guy.
458
00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:59,395
And if we got to know
each other,
459
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:01,495
we'd laugh about this,
and, uh...
460
00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:03,995
if we hung out, uh,
we'd probably become friends.
461
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,228
I know that this is
a weird situation.
462
00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:07,695
We all know that, both of us,
463
00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:09,261
and, uh, I just want you to know
464
00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:11,361
that I'm with you on this.
465
00:20:11,361 --> 00:20:12,895
Bottom line,
I need you to trust me
466
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:14,228
that I'm a good person.
467
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:15,461
That's it.
468
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:16,828
- Don't ever talk to me again.
469
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:18,061
- Okay.
470
00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:21,795
- I hate all men.
471
00:20:34,661 --> 00:20:35,661
- Hey, Grace.
472
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:36,661
Here you go, kiddo.
473
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,928
- Jake!
474
00:20:41,795 --> 00:20:43,095
- Man, Kevin,
475
00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:44,428
it's been so much easier
to get my work done
476
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:46,361
now that I found
my new napping place.
477
00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:47,895
- Who's Kevin?
478
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:51,028
- Jake? But what happened to...
479
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:53,795
was Kevin a ghost?
480
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,328
- No, I just gave him
his office back.
481
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:56,595
- Oh.
482
00:20:56,595 --> 00:20:58,095
That makes sense.
483
00:20:58,095 --> 00:21:00,295
- There's a spider
on your shoulder.
484
00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:07,861
- Wow, buddy.
485
00:21:07,861 --> 00:21:08,861
You play dirty.
486
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,861
Filthy.
487
00:21:11,861 --> 00:21:13,061
I like that.
488
00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:15,595
I like that, buddy.
489
00:21:15,595 --> 00:21:16,595
Let's go!
490
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:20,028
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