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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,959 --> 00:00:39,250 [ Man ] Mrs. Fuentes, congratulations. [ Baby Crying ] 2 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:42,625 You have a beautiful baby boy! [ Cooing ] 3 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,667 - Mi hijito. - ♪ Let me introduce myself ♪ 4 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:50,208 ♪ And walk into my world ♪ 5 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:54,083 - ♪ I came that you may find yourself ♪ - Para ti. 6 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:56,417 - [ Chuckles ] - Mi amor! 7 00:00:56,417 --> 00:01:00,917 - [ Women Fawning ] - ♪ Wait a minute I'm almost there ♪ 8 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:05,125 ♪ Corazon ♪ ♪ Good things will come Just wait ♪ 9 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:09,250 - ♪ Every wish is my command ♪ - [ Swooning ] 10 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,834 ♪ It's destiny We're fate ♪ 11 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:15,542 Good morning. [ Women: In Unison ] Good morning, Mr. Fuentes! 12 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,083 Ooh! 13 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:23,166 ♪ You're my happily ever after ♪ 14 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,583 ♪ Just say that you'll be mine ♪ [ Sighs ] 15 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,917 ♪ Yeah ♪ 16 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:31,667 ♪ [ Continues ] 17 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,000 Mi amor! [ Gasps ] I missed you. 18 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,834 ♪ What's a kiss among friends ♪ 19 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:40,792 ♪ Who knows if we can live till then ♪ 20 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:43,834 ♪ From the beginning to end ♪ 21 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:45,959 [ Horn Honks ] ¿Mi princesita? 22 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,000 Tomas. you're here! You're carriage awaits. 23 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,291 Jaime, vámonos! Hyah! 24 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:55,458 ♪ Don't leave me standing Don't walk away ♪ 25 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,500 ♪ 'Cause you're my favorite ♪ 26 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:01,000 ♪ Fantasy, yeah ♪ 27 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,333 ♪ [ Up-tempo Latin ] 28 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,959 Hola! 29 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:11,208 Is he meeting you here? 30 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,834 If he knows what's good for him. 31 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:17,542 [ Woman ] He's so cute! 32 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,333 [ Woman #2 ] Oye, suavito! 33 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,166 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 34 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:35,333 ♪ [ Man Singing in Spanish ] [ Gasps ] 35 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:40,542 ♪ [ Continues ] 36 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,291 - [ Onlookers "Ooh" ] - Yeah! 37 00:02:56,041 --> 00:02:58,083 [ Approving Whistle ] 38 00:03:05,792 --> 00:03:07,709 Every woman in this room is looking at you. 39 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,083 Are there other women in this room? [ Laughs ] 40 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:17,917 Don't move. I'll get you a drink. 41 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:21,083 ♪ [ Continues ] 42 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:30,291 Excuse me. That's taken, and I'm not talking about the seat. 43 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:32,709 I'll have a Mojito and a menu. 44 00:03:32,709 --> 00:03:36,959 Here's your menu. You can have my foot or my fist. 45 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,875 Either one comes with a side of claw marks. 46 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,917 Would you like to hear the special? 47 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,792 No, thanks. 48 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:48,250 Cici-- If I ever find out there's another woman, 49 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,667 I swear La Llorona will get you. 50 00:03:50,667 --> 00:03:52,417 La Llorona? 51 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:59,250 Did you hear me? 52 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,917 Did you hear me? Yes, of course. 53 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,166 This is for you. Mmm. 54 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,375 Oh! [ Laughs ] Wicked! 55 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:17,000 Can't wait till my shift is over. Ay, mamita. 56 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,041 You know I have to leave tonight. Ohh. 57 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:23,834 Unfortunately, my business is Los Angeles, and it can't wait. 58 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:27,333 Okay, Papi. But if I find out... 59 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,166 it's more like monkey business-- I know. I know. I know. 60 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:33,333 A side of claw marks. 61 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:37,000 ♪ [ Continues ] 62 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,834 [ Woman ] No, listen. Our case is solid. 63 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:48,125 No. My client won't be denied, and you know that. 64 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,750 Oh, because I find it hard to believe the owner... 65 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,417 of 12 apartment buildings was surprised there are... 66 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:56,208 anti-discrimination laws. [ Laughs ] 67 00:04:56,208 --> 00:05:00,208 Please. No, I said it. We're not backing down. We're-- 68 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:06,208 - [ Laughs ] - [ Gasps ] 69 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:09,291 [ Stammers ] You know what? I'm gonna have to call you a little later. Yes. 70 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:12,000 [ Whispers ] Papi! 71 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,917 [ Dial Tone ] Your workday is over. 72 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:19,709 You came all the way to Chicago to visit me in my office? 73 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:23,291 Mi amor, where else would I find you? Ay! 74 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:28,041 "Together in the autumn In water, in hips... 75 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:31,041 "Until we can be alone together... 76 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:35,458 "Only you, only me... 77 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:42,417 Our hearts entwined in a hot embrace." 78 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:45,333 Sólo tú, Lorena. Sólo yo. 79 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,417 Oh, no. It's not very good. 80 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:51,041 It is Tomas. It is. 81 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:54,250 You have no idea how sexy you are. 82 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:58,041 Me? No! [ Laughs ] You? Yes. 83 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:01,208 You know what I love? That the basis of our relationship is... 84 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:03,583 intellectual. Yes. 85 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:06,166 Exploring each other through words is so... 86 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,375 intelligent. It is. 87 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,291 [ Moaning ] 88 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:20,375 Mi amor, this is for you. Gracias, mi amor. 89 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,959 Mmm. 90 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,792 [ Laughs ] Too much? 91 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:29,959 It's more like too little. [ Both Laughing ] 92 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:32,834 Tomas, how long are you gonna be in Chicago? 93 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,709 Just for the evening, mi corazón. Oh, Tomas! 94 00:06:34,709 --> 00:06:37,625 Why don't you stay longer? I'd love to. 95 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,875 But I have a big presentation. [ Pouts ] 96 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,458 You know I miss you so much when we're apart. 97 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,959 Do you miss me when you're alone? 98 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:49,875 - [ Shrieking ] - Don't ask silly questions. 99 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,291 Of course, I miss you. [ Inhales Deeply ] You do? 100 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,500 Mi amor, of course. 101 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,000 You wanna... keep reading? 102 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:05,041 - ♪ [ Man Vocalizing ] - [ Tomas: Indistinct ] 103 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:11,166 ♪ Until you call me Romeo ♪ 104 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:14,333 ♪ Romeo-meo ♪ 105 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:19,333 - ♪ I will wait outside your window ♪ - ♪ Rome-Romeo ♪ 106 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:23,542 ♪ Take you anywhere Take you anywhere you want to go ♪ 107 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,834 I'd rather wear my Versace tonight. Uh-uh-uh. 108 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:33,375 This one is elegant, like Madonna in Evita. 109 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,166 That was seven years ago. Yes. 110 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,166 And even she's gotten married since then. [ Smooching Sound ] 111 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,917 [ Dog Whimpers ] 112 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,375 Oh, my darling. [ Sighs ] 113 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:47,500 There will be eligible men here at the party tonight. 114 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,041 Who knows? You might find Mr. Right, 115 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,875 Patricia Sofía Ordonez Coronado del Pescador ! 116 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,458 You know that I know what's best for you, no, mi amor, hmm? 117 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,583 Hmm? [ Chuckles ] 118 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,083 Silly. [ Chuckles ] 119 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:11,333 [ Door Closes ] She treats me like a child. 120 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:15,333 Can you believe what I have to put up with living here? It's shocking. 121 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:18,333 Thank goodness you're so sweet and easygoing. 122 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,375 I know! [ Dog Whimpers ] 123 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,458 [ Knocking ] 124 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,625 Buenas noches, Lupe. 125 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,792 [ Gasps ] Tomas! 126 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:31,125 What a great surprise! [ Squeals ] [ Grunts ] 127 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:35,500 Now I see why they call New York the most exciting city in the world. 128 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,542 Ay, chihuahua! 129 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:42,083 This isn't what I call exciting. 130 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:45,125 Come here, my baby. Maybe this will excite you. 131 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,500 You got me a gift? Mm-hmm. 132 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,625 I hope you don't mind. 133 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,417 Tomas. What? 134 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:57,250 My mother would die! Oh, next time I'll bring her one. 135 00:08:57,250 --> 00:09:00,250 - Funny. - Hmm? 136 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,083 Fifi. Ay, que bonita perrita chiquita. Fifi. 137 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:06,291 When is that Tomas gonna move to New York... 138 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:08,583 so we don't have to marry someone else, huh? [ Shrieking ] 139 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,667 Tomas, what's wrong? It's nothing. 140 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:17,667 Are you sure? Yes. Let's go for a ride, hmm? 141 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:22,083 I can't. I have to go to this ridiculous party downstairs. 142 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,458 No, you don't. 143 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:27,125 I don't? Of course not. 144 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,875 You're right. I don't. 145 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:32,291 I can do whatever I want. Mm-hmm. 146 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,583 - Right now I want to be out of this house. - [ Dog Barks ] 147 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,875 Well, at least for tonight. 148 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:41,834 - Let's go. - [ Patricia Laughing ] 149 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,000 Whooo! 150 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,667 [ Patricia Laughing Lustily ] 151 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,834 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my flight. 152 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,542 Put that in the upright position! [ Chuckling ] 153 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:58,667 [ Woman ] Behave. 154 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,583 Please, allow me. Mmm, mmm, mmm. 155 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,375 Where was he in '44? 156 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:07,041 Good day, Sisters. Uh, hi. 157 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:14,542 [ Ringing ] Sister, is it too late to change my mind? 158 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:16,792 Oh! Hello? 159 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,834 Mr. Fuentes, it's Mary. What's happening? 160 00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:21,208 I need you. I need to talk to you desperately. [ Beeping ] 161 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:25,291 - Hold on, I have a call. Hello? - What are you wearing? 162 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,417 Cici! Oye, mi amor. I would love to talk to you now, but... 163 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:31,041 I am on line with my secretary. Your secretary? 164 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,542 Is she pretty? No! Not at all. 165 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:37,375 I'll call you right back. Hi, Mary. What's going on? 166 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,333 I tried you last night regarding the Momento perfume campaign? Mm-hmm. 167 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,208 The ad director, Ms. James, came into town early. [ Beeping ] She what? 168 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,709 Yeah, she-- Oh, Mary, hold on. The other line again. 169 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:47,709 Hello? I still feel the wind in my hair. 170 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:51,041 Patricia! I'll call you right back, my little renegade. 171 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,500 - Okay, Mary? - Mary? Who's Mary? 172 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,542 Oh, still you, mi chiquita. 173 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:59,208 Uh, M-Mary, my secretary. Is she pretty? What color's her hair? 174 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:02,500 I don't know the color of her hair. Let me call you back. 175 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,291 M-Mary? Yes, sir? 176 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,208 Ms. James is in town already? [ Beeping ] Yes, she already-- 177 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,291 Hold on. The other line again. 178 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:13,500 Hello? Is this the famous poet Tomas Fuentes? 179 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,750 Lorena, let me call you back when I finish with my secretary. Oh-Oh-- 180 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,792 Who's not pretty, and I don't know the color of her hair. 181 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,250 [ Static ] What, Tomas? Lorena, I can't hear you. 182 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,333 We're breaking up. [ Static ] Tomas. Tomas. 183 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,792 We're breaking up? Hello. Hello. Hello? 184 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,583 [ Sighs ] Mary? Right here. 185 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:33,417 Get everybody together. We'll be ready. [ Beep ] 186 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,417 Hmm. [ Sighs ] 187 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,417 Hmm. 188 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:43,291 Hmm. 189 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:45,583 Wh-What does it mean, "We're breaking up"? 190 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:49,500 We probably just got disconnected. It's time! 191 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,709 [ TV ] It's time to see what the planets have in store for us. 192 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,709 Let's go with Walter Mercado. 193 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:59,583 I am Walter Mercado, and this is Mundo Infinito. 194 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:02,166 - [ TV ] Aquarius. - Hi, Gloria. 195 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,125 Any calls? All in order on your desk. 196 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,291 Would you mind if I just go and-- Go ahead. 197 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,625 Yeah! Hey, did they do Leo yet? 198 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,083 [ Woman ] Not yet! 199 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:16,458 [ Chatter From TV ] 200 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,834 Hola, Cici. Hola, Fala. 201 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,959 [ Woman On TV ] Counterfeiting ring that has eluded the F.B.I. until today. 202 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,834 The Miami police are hopeful this latest arrest will lead... 203 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,709 authorities to accomplices in the counterfeit ring... 204 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:31,500 that stretches across the country. 205 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,542 F.B.I. officials say large sums of money still have not been recovered, 206 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:38,208 but they were unable to-- Cici, I haven't heard from Ricky in days. 207 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,500 Why can't I find a nice novio like yours? 208 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:44,083 'Cause there's only one, and he's all mine. 209 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,667 [ Phone Ringing ] 210 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,750 [ Beeps ] Conga Room. 211 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,208 It's a collect call from Ricky. Should I accept? 212 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,583 Sure. This is not your house. 213 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,834 I accept. Ricky! 214 00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:01,375 Where have you been? I've been so worried about you! 215 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,542 Take your car? Sí. Here we go. 216 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,458 To Los Angeles? Ricky, I can't. You know I've got to work. 217 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,667 Oh, no, no, no! Mi amor, no! 218 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:13,625 Of course, I love you. Okay-Okay, here. Tell me the name again. 219 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,458 No, Ricky. Okay, I promise. [ Scoffs ] 220 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:20,375 Ricky, when am I gonna see you again? Hello? 221 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,375 [ TV Astrologer ] Cancer! 222 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,750 As beautiful as I looked the one and only time I wore it. 223 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:33,041 So please explain to me one more time why I'm trying on your wedding dress. 224 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:36,542 Because it pays to be prepared, my baby, mmm? 225 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,709 Patricia, I don't want you pulling another stunt like last night. 226 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,208 Mother, please. I was just trying to have some fun. One day... 227 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,500 when you are well taken care of, 228 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,792 you'll thank me, baby. 229 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:51,208 I am a grownup. I can take care of myself. 230 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,166 Really? Remember that on your next shopping spree. 231 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:10,875 Virgo: Venus the planet of love and romance... 232 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,375 is transiting over your sign. 233 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:16,834 The moment is perfect to love and be loved. 234 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:21,750 It's okay to work, work, work. But now, you need love. 235 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:26,583 Surprise yourself. Surprise the man of your life. [ Knocking ] 236 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,083 - Libra-- - [ Gasps ] 237 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:33,667 Gloria! I-I-I'm so glad you're here. 238 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:37,458 Would you book me on the flight tomorrow for Los Angeles? Aisle seat, exit row. 239 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:41,375 - Thank you. - You got it. 240 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,291 You know, Walter's never wrong. 241 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,792 What does the brain surgeon want now? 242 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,625 He says he wants me to take this car to Los Angeles. 243 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,041 He sold it over the Internet. 244 00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:57,917 Why doesn't he do it himself? How would I know? 245 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,000 I didn't even know he had a computer. [ Walter ] Scorpio-- 246 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,458 Oh! Shh. Shh. Shh. Danger is... 247 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,542 in your house of love! 248 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:08,208 Listen carefully. The moment is to be aware. 249 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,917 Surprise him before another girl... 250 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,834 can steal this man from you. 251 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:18,125 Fala, where did you say you had to take Ricky's car? 252 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,041 Los Angeles. I have to meet somebody named "Rodrigo"... 253 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:24,834 at a parking lot on Hollywood Boulevard on Saturday at noon and give him the car. 254 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,959 Ricky said it was very important. 255 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,542 He said he'd kill me if I screwed up. 256 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,375 Tell you what, Fala. I'll take the car to Los Angeles. 257 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,792 Oh, you would? Really? 258 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,500 Oh, Cici, thank God. Because I've never been out of Miami. 259 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,000 Wait a minute. Neither have you. I'll figure it out. 260 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,041 You will do this for me? Yeah, sure. What are friends for? 261 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,458 Ay. You know what? You could get discovered? 262 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:49,542 Like at a restaurant-- Oh, my God. Get your toes done. Shh. 263 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:52,333 I can't believe she's making me try on wedding dresses. 264 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,000 I'm not even engaged. [ Dog Yelps ] 265 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,834 [ Switching Channels ] [ Sighs ] 266 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,959 [ Walter ] Capricorn: Don't let others decide your life for you. 267 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,417 Make your own future. [ Elevator Bell Chimes ] 268 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,792 How are you? Hey, how's it going? 269 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:11,000 [ Woman ] Good morning, Mr. Fuentes. Good morning. 270 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,583 [ Woman #2 ] Hello. 271 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,709 Hi, Mary. Any important messages? 272 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,208 Nothing important, but Miss Cici, Miss Lorena and Miss Patricia... 273 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,375 have all called several times. [ Sighs ] 274 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,542 Oh, no. 275 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,875 Mr. Fuentes, you're sick. 276 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,709 Uh, I'm fine. 277 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,792 Oh, thank you, Mary. 278 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,291 You're very good to me. 279 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,834 Uh, let me ask you something, Mary. 280 00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,792 What would you do if your boyfriend-- 281 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,792 I've never had a boyfriend, sir. 282 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:56,583 Well, if you had one. 283 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,125 What would you do if you found out that... 284 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,750 he was going out with another girl... 285 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,583 [ Coughs ] or three? 286 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,250 I would get him, like, La Llorona. [ Screaming ] 287 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:14,625 - They're all waiting in the conference room. - What? 288 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,083 The Momento account. Ms. James? 289 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,542 Your presentation? 290 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,959 After months of research in our key three cities-- 291 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,917 Miami, Chicago and New York. 292 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:31,041 we are convinced that Momento will be a tremendous domestic success... 293 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,917 which we can platform into international markets. 294 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,125 This perfume embodies the many attributes of a woman-- 295 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,917 strength and intelligence, 296 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,959 uh, sassiness and sexuality, 297 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,166 [ Gasps, Moans ] 298 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,875 Also class... 299 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,792 and beauty. 300 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,959 - Enough! Enough! - [ Shrieking ] 301 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:18,083 [ Cries Out ] I love you! I love you all! I love you! I do! 302 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,959 - [ Swoons ] - [ Body Thudding ] 303 00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:52,500 Mmm. What? [ Hissing ] 304 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,041 Well, your blood pressure is very high, Tomas. 305 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:59,000 What seems to be the problem now? Pain in my left eye. 306 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,500 I'm light-headed, dizzy. 307 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,959 It's like there's no blood reaching my brain. 308 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,166 Ah, well, sounds like stress. 309 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:11,875 Uh, work problems? [ Gulps ] 310 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:15,792 Uh, I'm dating three women. Uh-huh. 311 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,834 Well, guess we know where all the blood is then. 312 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,917 I-I didn't plan this! All three are so different, 313 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:26,000 so beautiful, so-- so special. 314 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,834 You'd better choose one, or you're gonna wear yourself out. 315 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,750 How can you choose between the colors of nature's beautiful flowers? 316 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:37,250 How? Besides, they'd be heartbroken, and I'd be dead. 317 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,542 Well, you may die from exhaustion. Huh. 318 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,000 So, um, what are their names? 319 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,291 Cici, Patricia y Lorena. 320 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,750 I'm married to a woman named Bertha. 321 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,792 Bertha? Hmm. 322 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,917 Choose one. 323 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,709 Now, what name are you hoping for? I don't know. Who is it? 324 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:05,166 What matters is who are you hoping it is? 325 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,709 Quick! Uh, I don't know. Who is it? 326 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:10,625 That's your conscious self talking. Your subconscious knows what you really want. 327 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,834 Quick! Can't you just read it? Please? 328 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:16,291 That's not the point. Your blood pressure is way too high. 329 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,792 We'll try some tranquilizers until you can work everything out. 330 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:23,166 Until then, no driving, no alcohol and, most important, 331 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,583 no women. What? 332 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,542 I'm gonna write one for myself. 333 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:31,959 Now take out the third and seventh paragraphs. 334 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:34,750 Yes. Give me one second. 335 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:38,166 Okay. Now read it back to me. 336 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,125 [ Doorbell Rings ] The rest sounds fine. Have them sign and circulate it. 337 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,000 - [ Radio Blaring: Man Singing In Spanish ] - ¿Amor? 338 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,000 Thank you. You're welcome. 339 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,792 [ Sniffing ] 340 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,834 [ Doorbell Rings ] 341 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,417 [ Whimpers ] Sit. Good girl. 342 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,583 [ Vehicle Approaching, Radio Blaring ] 343 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,333 [ Woman ] Agent Quinn? Yeah, it's Carmen. 344 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,542 Yeah, she just pulled up to someone's house. 345 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,250 Uh, no. I don't think it's one of theirs. 346 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:31,417 - You stay. - [ Whimpers ] 347 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,458 Good dog! 348 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,083 [ All ] Surprise, Papi! 349 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:51,458 [ All Screaming ] 350 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,125 What's going on? What's happening? 351 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,125 What are you doing in my lingerie? 352 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,125 Your lingerie? Open your fake eyes, honey! 353 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,208 He obviously gave this little number to all of us. Mm-hmm. 354 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,792 - But only one of us is doing it justice! - But he's mine! He's mine! 355 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,875 Then, why is he in Miami on Monday giving me this? 356 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,834 Well, Tuesday he was in Chicago. 357 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:14,250 Wednesday, New York. 358 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:18,125 Este Walter told me that a Venus hootchie was moving in on my man! 359 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:22,250 What do you mean your man? Not that I would ever watch-- what's his name?-- Walter? 360 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:25,250 I assure you that hootchie Venus he was referring to is not me. 361 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,458 It's you! And you! 362 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:30,417 [ Laughs ] This is ludicrous. Tomas would not cheat on me... 363 00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:33,542 with some bookworm and a maid. 364 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,875 I'm the maid, and I'm gonna wipe the floor with you! 365 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:41,291 - This whole thing's so absurd! - Especially, since Tomas and I are engaged. 366 00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:44,458 Tomas Fuentes bought you that ring? Yeah. 367 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:49,041 [ Admiring Whistle ] Nice! Cubic zirconium. 368 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:52,250 For 10 bucks I can get you a matching pair of earrings. Wait a minute. 369 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,542 That's a-- That's a pinky ring! Ohh! 370 00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:59,208 You better get back to the castle, princess, before you turn into a pumpkin! 371 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,834 Well, at least it's real, which is more than I can say for some... 372 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:04,000 - other things in this room. - That's it! 373 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,083 I'll shove your tiara right up your-- [ Yelling ] 374 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,000 - Hold it! Hold it! - Psycho. 375 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,375 This is just perfect! Tomas Fuentes cheats on us, and we fight with each other? 376 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,500 This man, as we have witnessed, 377 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,000 he is deceiving, he is conniving... 378 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,041 and he is untrustworthy! 379 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:23,291 Have we no pride, girls? 380 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,709 He doesn't deserve us! 381 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,250 I'm with the bookworm. My mom always said, 382 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:39,166 "If a man cheats on you, he doesn't respect you." 383 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:43,667 I propose that we walk out of here, and we never look back. 384 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:46,542 We should wait here and give him a heart attack. 385 00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:51,000 No, no, no, no. We must cease and desist of all contact whatsoever. 386 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,083 - That's what he deserves. - Cracked huevos is what he deserves. 387 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:57,291 But I like your plan-- it's subtle. 388 00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:01,000 And subtle's your middle name. 389 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:07,417 As of this moment, we agree to be honest in our intention... 390 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:10,041 to abandon Tomas Fuentes. 391 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:14,500 We swear on our oath as honorable women. 392 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,458 Who taught you to talk like that? Agreed? 393 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:20,041 Agreed. Good. Agreed. 394 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:23,417 I'm Lorena Morales. I'm Cici. 395 00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:25,458 Just "Cici"? Mm-hmm. 396 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:29,166 Like Charo. Like Cher. 397 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,834 Qué ridiculez. I am Patricia Sófia... 398 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:34,417 Whatever! Ordonez Coronado del Pescador. 399 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:37,208 [ Cici ] Ay, she must be European! 400 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,917 [ Dog Yelping ] 401 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,583 Remember, we've got to be strong. 402 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,542 Because we deserve more than this. 403 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:48,792 I don't care how many times he tries. 404 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:52,000 I will not take his call. Neither will I. 405 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,959 I wonder who he will call first. I mean, 406 00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:57,458 I know it won't be me. 407 00:25:57,458 --> 00:26:00,750 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 408 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,792 Pues, ciao, mujeres. 409 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,500 Well, I guess, this is good-bye. 410 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:19,333 Yes, good-bye. [ Yelps ] 411 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:23,166 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 412 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:28,083 Tomas needs intellectual stimulation. And culture. 413 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:31,166 He wouldn't go for the-- Blond with the boobs... 414 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,333 would he? Would he? 415 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,709 ♪ Romeo-meo ♪ 416 00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:43,000 ♪ Rome-Romeo ♪ 417 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,834 ♪ Rome-Romeo ♪ 418 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:51,542 Okay, Tomas. It's time to relax. ♪ [ Continues ] 419 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,333 [ Doorbell Rings ] 420 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,208 [ Ringing Continues ] 421 00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:11,875 Mi amor, I-I was just thinking about you. 422 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,291 Really? May I come in? Of course, my sweet. 423 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,583 Where are my manners? Oh, I don't know. 424 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,333 Perhaps you left them in New York... 425 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,417 or, maybe, Miami? 426 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:24,250 Isn't it true you were in both of those cities recently? 427 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,333 Very recently, in fact. 428 00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:29,333 Uh, yes, for-for my work, amor. Oh, your work. 429 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:33,041 No other reason, Tomas? 430 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,333 I don't know what you mean? I think you do. 431 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,208 Mi amor-- No me toques. 432 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,500 Querida, go upstairs. 433 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,250 I-I will make you a drink, okay? 434 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:44,375 I'm gonna have more questions for you, Tomas! 435 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:45,750 I'll be right there. Hmph! 436 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:52,125 What was she saying-- New York and Miami? Oh, my God! 437 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,250 No way. No way. 438 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,625 Now, stay calm. 439 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,500 Breathe, Tomas. Just breathe. 440 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,250 [ Door Bell Rings ] 441 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:14,417 Patricia, I-I-I was just thinking about you. 442 00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:18,417 - How could you, Tomas? - [ Dog Whimpers ] 443 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,917 I thought you had better taste than a librarian and some sort of-- 444 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,583 a prostitute! What are you talking about? 445 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,917 Who are those drinks for? For me? 446 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:32,333 Two drinks? Yes. So I don't have to come back for a refill. 447 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:35,333 See? Mmm. 448 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:38,583 Come into the kitchen. I will fix two for you. [ Dog Growls ] 449 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,834 [ Doorbell Ringing ] Federal Express. 450 00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:46,625 I'll be right back. [ Whimpering ] 451 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:50,000 This can't be happening. 452 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,250 Oh, my God. It is happening. 453 00:28:57,417 --> 00:29:00,834 Ay, Cici! You've been very, very bad, cabrón! 454 00:29:00,834 --> 00:29:02,959 Mamita. Take a good look at me, Papi. 455 00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:05,667 Feast your eyes on what you're losing and for what? 456 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,875 It's not what you think. Some stuck up, pínche... 457 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:11,166 ice princess and a mousey little office clerk! 458 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,917 I hope it was worth it! I can explain. Listen. 459 00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:16,500 Because you're don't get these chichis tonight! Ay! 460 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,291 Well, I'm back at this house, but something funny is going on. 461 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:24,458 Aha! You came back! I knew I couldn't trust a tramp like you! You liar! 462 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:28,333 Liar? Me? Your fake-eyed, funny-named, culo crawled back before I did! 463 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,667 What have you done to him! 464 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,834 [ Both ] The librarian? 465 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:35,792 I am a lawyer! Oh, you tricked us! 466 00:29:35,792 --> 00:29:38,583 I didn't. "And we deserve more than this," my ass! 467 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:40,667 I did it-- So you could have Tomas for yourself. 468 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,333 Big word talker! I didn't plan to come back! 469 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:47,333 It was just-- Damn it, it was Cici's chichis! Tramp! 470 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,250 Pendejas! Ooh! 471 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:52,583 - Underachievers. - [ Screaming ] 472 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:56,792 [ Screaming Continues ] Sounds like it's getting violent. Wait. 473 00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:59,291 What are we doing? [ Muttering ] 474 00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:01,792 What are we doing? Trying not to kill somebody. 475 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,542 - Please don't kill me. - [ All Gasp ] 476 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,375 - I didn't mean to. [ Panting ] - Shh. Quinn-Quinn, 477 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,625 I can't hear anything. 478 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:15,041 - Leave your man wanting more. - We're gonna need more than that, Papi. 479 00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,542 - I won't share you. - [ Cici ] Make a choice, Tomas. 480 00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:20,166 Choose or you die. 481 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,291 [ Groans ] I choose-- 482 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:25,458 - [ Shrieking ] - I-- I choose. 483 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,709 - [ Shrieking ] - [ Groans ] 484 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:30,625 [ In Unison ] Tomas! 485 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:34,542 What are you doing? I have to make sure he's okay! He might need C.P.R. 486 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:37,000 If anyone's gonna give Tomas the breath of life, it's gonna be me! 487 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,583 Get your mouth out of there! This dead chico is mine! Wait, wait, wait! 488 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,875 Look at this. Look at this. They were prescribed today! 489 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,583 He took half of it! Oh, these are just tranquilizers. 490 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:49,417 He'll sleep it off. [ Cici ] And what do we do now? 491 00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:53,917 What can we do? We're gonna wait here till he gets up and he chooses me! 492 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,917 I mean, he makes a decision all right? Deal? 493 00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:59,250 - [ Cici, Patricia ] Deal. - Okay. That's it. 494 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,875 I got to get a closer look I'll call you back. 495 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:05,917 [ Beeps ] [ Telephone Ringing ] 496 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:09,959 [ Answering Machine ] Hi. You've reached Tomas Fuentes. Please leave a message. 497 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,458 [ Machine Beeps ] [ Woman ] Hi. It's me. 498 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,750 [ All ] What? I'm worried about you. 499 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:17,959 And seeing it's my job to take care of you, I'm bringing over what you need. 500 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,000 And you better be in bed when I get there. 501 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:24,709 The L.A. woman. 502 00:31:24,709 --> 00:31:27,625 Her job? In bed? 503 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,917 [ Angry Chatter ] 504 00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:33,959 - Wake up, Tomas! - Come on, you cheating chico! 505 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,041 - Snap out of it! - I'm gonna kill her! 506 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,625 Wait until she finds out! She won't like you two... 507 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:41,000 any more than you like me, but I liked the odds... 508 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,583 better when it was just the three of us. 509 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:47,792 [ Gasps ] She's here! She must've called from a cell phone. 510 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,125 This doesn't look so good. 511 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:56,542 - She's not that hot. - [ Lorena ] Oh, my gosh. She has a gun. 512 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,583 Let's get out of here! I'm not going anywhere without Tomas. 513 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:03,583 Wait! She's going around the back! Come on! 514 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:05,625 - [ Dog Barking ] - Come on, Fifi. Come to mama, baby. 515 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,667 Come on! Come on! Come on. 516 00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:34,000 Oh, no, not my coat! 517 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,625 Probably bought that to match the dog. 518 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:39,709 Let's get going before she comes back. My clothes don't squeak! 519 00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:42,041 It's not my coat. It's your stupid little rat! Okay! 520 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:44,875 - [ Toy Squeaking ] - [ Groans ] 521 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,917 Come on, my little fluff. Come on. 522 00:32:59,792 --> 00:33:03,166 What are those girls up to? 523 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,417 [ Engine Starts ] ♪ [ Radio: Music Blaring ] 524 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,417 ♪ [ Continues ] 525 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:27,083 Can you turn that thing off? [ Switches Channel ] 526 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,750 [ Man On Radio ] The F.B.I. is close to an arrest-- I can't! It's broken! 527 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,875 ♪ [ Resumes: Man Singing In Spanish ] 528 00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:38,917 She's following us! Hold on! I'll lose that hootchie mama! 529 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,667 [ In Unison ] "Hootchie mama"? 530 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,750 [ Screaming ] 531 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:52,750 [ Screaming ] Watch it, lady! 532 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,792 Nice dodge! 533 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,583 Admit it! Cicita knows what she's doing! 534 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:11,500 Okay! Pero what do we do now? 535 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,125 Yeah, we can't just keep driving around here. 536 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:17,792 I saw a Motel 6 on my way into town. A motel what? 537 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,834 - We have to go somewhere. - I once stayed at this fabulous hotel here. 538 00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:23,166 - That's where we're going. - As long as you're paying. 539 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:25,500 Fine. 540 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,583 ♪ [ Continues ] 541 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,333 Hello, ladies. 542 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:46,000 Hello, may I help you with your bags? Yeah, sure. 543 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,667 How we gonna get him inside without making a scene? 544 00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,917 I won't carry him again. [ Scoffs ] 545 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:52,834 'Scuse me. 546 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:03,333 [ Whistles ] Ay, nice place! 547 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:17,542 My mom loves these. 548 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:19,583 Why don't you guys stay behind? [ Whimpers ] 549 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,834 I'll take care of this. 550 00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:25,000 Welcome. Yes, I'd like a suite, preferably on the top floor. 551 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,834 I hope I have one on such short notice. [ Keyboard Clacking ] 552 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,500 We are so booked. I'm sure you'll find something. 553 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,375 Here's one! We do have one last suite available. 554 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:36,041 - Isn't that great? - I'll take it. 555 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:40,208 My pleasure to serve you "Miss Coronado del Pescador." 556 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:43,875 That's an interesting name. It's all taken care of. 557 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,250 Well, good. Because Tomas is locked in the luggage room. [ Whimpers ] 558 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:51,166 [ Machine Beeps ] I am sorry Miss Coronado del Pescador, 559 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:54,250 but there seems to be a problem with your card. What? 560 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:58,041 That's impossible. Well, my computer says, 561 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:02,542 that the account has been closed down by the main cardholder, 562 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:04,917 a Mrs. Coronado del Pescador. 563 00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:07,875 Is that your mother? Would you like to try another card? 564 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,208 She did it. She really did it. 565 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:13,750 My mother must be really mad. 566 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:17,208 This would have been perfect. Where are we going to go now? 567 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:20,834 [ Sobbing ] Don't ask me, I have no money and no credit cards. 568 00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:23,291 Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen! Oh, shut up! 569 00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:26,709 That's enough. We have to think of something before Tomas wakes up... 570 00:36:26,709 --> 00:36:30,250 or somebody finds him. Jesus, are they cloning them? 571 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:34,333 [ Man ] Buena suerte, Paula. I'm going to go and check on Tomas. 572 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,542 - [ Cries Out ] - [ Stifled Laughs ] 573 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:52,500 Miss Puerto Rico! Finally, we find you! 574 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,000 I am Costas Delgado. I am the director... 575 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,959 of the Miss Latina American Beauty Pageant. 576 00:37:00,959 --> 00:37:02,959 I understand your plane was delayed. 577 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,959 I'm so sorry, but... 578 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:08,333 we have you here now! 579 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,792 I'm so pleased. You must be tired. 580 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:13,500 You must be hungry from all your travels. Yes, we are! 581 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,291 I'm Cici, Miss Puerto Rico's manager. 582 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,959 And this is Patricia, the maid. 583 00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:21,458 Well, I'm pleased to meet you all. 584 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:25,458 Ah, bellboy! Please, the ladies' luggage? 585 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,959 Take it up to suite 907! Yes, sir. 586 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:30,125 Senoritas, this way, please. 587 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:35,000 And may I say, you are even more beautiful in person. [ Chuckles ] 588 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,041 I am? No, I'm not. Oh, yes, you are. 589 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:43,333 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - Hello, Miss Puerto Rico's line. 590 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,667 Oh, Enrique! Oh, yeah. Iglesias? 591 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:50,166 We'd love to join you, but we're in Los Angeles. 592 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,792 No, I'm sure I told you. 593 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:55,333 [ Chuckles ] No, thank you, 594 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:59,000 but have a great concert anyways. 595 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,125 Yeah, sure. Bye, good luck. 596 00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:03,959 That Enrique! 597 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,792 Tomorrow the pageant officially begins... Move it! 598 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:21,208 with a reception-slash-brunch followed by round one with the judges. 599 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,834 How exciting. Yes! 600 00:38:24,834 --> 00:38:27,166 Oh, you must allow me to send you up a feast. 601 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:29,792 Is there anything special you all would like? Ooh! 602 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:32,291 I would love a Marguerita, please? 603 00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:35,041 Oh, now, Miss Puerto Rico. 604 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:37,625 You know that our pageant contestants are not allowed to drink! 605 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:40,041 Well, I'm sorry. [ Blubbering ] 606 00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:43,166 She's ordering it for me. She takes such good care of her staff. 607 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,000 - Isn't that right, Patty? - Uh-huh! 608 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,875 [ Laughs ] Why don't you make it a bottle of champagne? 609 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:51,792 - For my nerves. - Thank you so much for everything. 610 00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:54,375 Oh, oh, oh! It's my pleasure! My-My card! My card! 611 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,417 If there's anything-- Thank you. See you tomorrow. 612 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,333 - That was close. - This is outrageous! 613 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,792 [ Barking ] Nice room, huh? 614 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:04,625 I'm not talking about the room, you peasant. 615 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,750 They think that she's Miss Puerto Rico... 616 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,792 and I'm some sort of maid. [ Giggling ] 617 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:12,709 If you don't like it, there's the door. 618 00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:15,083 And leave you two alone with Tomas? 619 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,750 I don't think so. Where-Where is Tomas? 620 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:19,792 I don't know. [ Knocking ] 621 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,792 - Open. - No! 622 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:31,792 Hi. Brought your bags. 623 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:35,417 Oh, wow. What a room. The maid is taking care of it, as you can see. 624 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:38,667 Okay. If there's anything you ladies need or want or, you know, desire, 625 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:42,000 I'm at your service. so just-- Thank you. 626 00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:01,375 What's the matter? You don't like the food? 627 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,917 I'm just not very hungry. 628 00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:08,000 I guess losing all your money in one day can make you lose your appetite. 629 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,417 [ Chuckles ] 630 00:40:10,417 --> 00:40:13,291 Here. Have this. 631 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:17,500 - It'll numb the pain. - I'm not really supposed to drink. Thank you. 632 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,875 You're not really in a contest. Thank you. 633 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,291 I need to have a clear head. I have round one with the judges tomorrow. 634 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:27,917 No you don't. Miss Puerto Rico has round one with the judges tomorrow. 635 00:40:27,917 --> 00:40:31,000 You have to sneak out of here without being thrown in jail. 636 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,458 I'm not breaking any laws! I could be Miss Puerto Rico. 637 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:37,542 No, you couldn't! Why not? 638 00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:40,000 For starters, you're not from Puerto Rico! 639 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,959 You think those contestants are from where they say they're from? 640 00:40:43,917 --> 00:40:46,834 - Excuse me? - I'm gonna tell you something. 641 00:40:46,834 --> 00:40:50,291 I heard Miss Venezuela, she's really from Nicaragua. 642 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:57,417 Help me out here, Patty. Oh, don't ask me. I'm just the maid. 643 00:40:57,417 --> 00:41:00,208 So why did your mom cut you off? 644 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,709 Well, that's none of your business. 645 00:41:02,709 --> 00:41:07,625 But Tomas had better choose me because I've given everything up for that "cheating chico." 646 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:11,000 Your parents cut you off because of Tomas? 647 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,417 Well, I sort of... ran away. 648 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:17,375 They just wanted to marry me off anyways so-- 649 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:23,583 You ran away? I'm impressed. 650 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:26,667 Too bad Tomas is gonna choose me. 651 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:30,458 - Over my dead body. - Anyway you like it. 652 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:33,375 Please. Please. We're stuck here together for the night. 653 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:36,208 Soon, Tomas is gonna wake up, and he's gonna to make his choice. 654 00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,500 And I think we all know who that's gonna be. 655 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:44,041 The one he really loves. 656 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:47,250 The one that makes his heart... bound in his chest. 657 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:52,250 The one that he cannot stop thinking about. 658 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,875 A toast. [ All ] To me! 659 00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:09,083 Oh, God. 660 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:13,208 Isn't he... beautiful? 661 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:16,417 If only all he did was sleep. 662 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:20,417 - Why did you do it? - [ Scoffs ] 'Cause he's man. 663 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:24,875 - That's so depressing. - That's life, no? 664 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:31,500 What do you do in Miami? I'm a cocktail waitress. 665 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,959 Oh. 666 00:42:33,959 --> 00:42:36,000 I was thinking about getting a job too. 667 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:43,834 Anyway, I really want to be a dancer. 668 00:42:43,834 --> 00:42:49,542 - The kind with the pole? - No! A real dancer. 669 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:51,750 Everything I know, I taught myself. 670 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,125 [ Chuckles ] And that's hard to put on a resumé. 671 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:59,041 I know what people think when they look at me. 672 00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:02,500 I may not look smart, but I'm full of surprises. 673 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,125 But what about you, Miss Puerto Rico? 674 00:43:09,125 --> 00:43:12,000 How come you're a lawyer and you have no dinero? 675 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,208 Because I work for the people. 676 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:17,333 - What people? - Our people. 677 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:21,291 I fight the fight for rights for all Latinos. 678 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:24,000 I fight against discrimination. 679 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,166 I fight against inequality. 680 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:29,083 I fight for the people who have no voice! 681 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:32,291 Qué bueno. 682 00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,834 You should save that for the beauty contest tomorrow. Mm-hmm. 683 00:43:35,834 --> 00:43:39,542 You know that I've-- I've never been in a beauty contest before. 684 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:41,834 And you're not in one now. 685 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,458 Being a fake beauty contestant is better than a fake maid. 686 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,583 Tomorrow, can I be Miss Puerto Rico and Lorena be the maid? 687 00:44:07,667 --> 00:44:11,375 ♪ [ Pageant Orchestra Playing ] 688 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:19,834 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. 689 00:44:19,834 --> 00:44:22,750 - [ Drumroll ] - And the winner is... 690 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:26,834 - Miss Lorena! - [ Woman ] Yea, Lorena! 691 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:29,542 - [ Cheers, Applause ] - [ Man Shouting ] Way to go, Lorena! 692 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,875 Come on, Lorena! You're hot, baby! 693 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:52,208 Lorena Morales, do you swear to be my only, my one and only... 694 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:55,375 and nothing but my one and only so help you God? 695 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,208 I do! 696 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:02,917 [ Woman Shouting ] Lorena, yeah! [ Cici Fuming ] 697 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:18,667 ♪ [ Up-tempo Ballad, Man Singing In Spanish ] 698 00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:35,625 ♪ [ Continues ] 699 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:59,959 You're my love, and I won't share you with anyone. 700 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,375 ♪ [ Fades ] 701 00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:18,291 This is ridiculous. 702 00:46:18,291 --> 00:46:21,667 I should be going to the ball, not those tacky, ugly hags. 703 00:46:21,667 --> 00:46:23,583 Help me with my dress! 704 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:27,417 The buckle on my shoe is loose! Fix it! 705 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:29,542 Let's go! Would you hurry? I don't want to miss the prince. 706 00:46:29,542 --> 00:46:32,959 Oh! 707 00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:37,417 May I have some water? I am so thirsty from my travel. 708 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:40,709 - You got it, prince. - [ Sobbing ] 709 00:46:40,709 --> 00:46:42,542 Certainly. 710 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:50,583 [ Sighs ] 711 00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:55,375 You're so very beautiful. I am, aren't I? 712 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:58,083 And I'm wasting away in this horrible dungeon. 713 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:03,250 Would you like to ride away with me? More than anything. 714 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:04,750 Let's go. 715 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:33,458 [ Whimpers ] 716 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:39,458 My Papi. Yes, Tomas? 717 00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:44,917 [ Telephone Rings ] [ Both Screaming ] 718 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:48,500 How dare you? How dare me? 719 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,750 How dare you! Keep your hands off the merchandise! 720 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:53,583 Oh, you wish. Hello? Yes. Yes, Miss Puerto Rico. 721 00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:57,542 Correct. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. 722 00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,208 [ Cici ] What happened? [ Grunts ] I missed my brunch! 723 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:02,709 Okay, I'm meeting the judges. It's 11:30! 724 00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:05,750 It's 11:30? Move it. We have to go. [ Patricia, Lorena ] Where? 725 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,959 We have to take the car to Fala's boyfriend's friend. 726 00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:11,458 - It's a long story. - I have to meet the judges. 727 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:14,583 - No, you don't. - And why should we go with you? 728 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:18,750 Because we're in this together, because we have a common bond... 729 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,625 and because I don't trust either one of you... 730 00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,458 alone with Tomas. 731 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:34,291 Okay. Fine. Then, I'll just go downstairs... 732 00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:37,792 and spill the frijoles on little Miss Puerto Rico. 733 00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:40,500 I'm sure Motel 6 will have a room. 734 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,166 [ Both ] We're in. [ Fifi Whimpers ] 735 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:46,041 Well, what about Tomas? What if he wakes up? 736 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:55,834 - Still out like a light. - We'll leave Fifi here to guard him. 737 00:48:55,834 --> 00:48:58,875 Come on, Fifi. Let me help you get your favorite toy. 738 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:00,834 Good girl! [ Fifi Whimpers ] 739 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:06,083 This is so bizarre. I could've sworn I put it in here. 740 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:09,291 - [ Yelping ] - I have a better idea. 741 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,208 [ Knocking ] Hotel Security. 742 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:39,709 ♪ Baby, I'm chasing Papi Chasing Papi ♪ 743 00:49:39,709 --> 00:49:42,125 [ Cici ] Now we have to wait for some guy named Rodrigo. 744 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,542 [ Patricia ] We have to wait? In this heat? 745 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:46,750 Is the sun too bright for your pretty, fake blue eyes? 746 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,041 What's that supposed to mean? 747 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:51,291 Only that someone in this car is ashamed of being Latina. 748 00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,500 I'm not ashamed of being Latina. 749 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:55,917 I can't believe I'm missing the pageant for this. 750 00:49:55,917 --> 00:49:59,250 [ Together ] You're not in the pageant! 751 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:02,750 All right, all right. There's the car. Let's go. 752 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:07,875 [ Slurring ] Okay. Okay, just a minute. What? 753 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:11,792 Just a minute. I gotta take these pills before the novocaine wears off. 754 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:15,542 You can't stand a little toothache? Shoot! It-- 755 00:50:15,542 --> 00:50:18,375 It's a root canal. It's the most painful thing you could have. 756 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,625 Haven't you ever heard of people saying, 757 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:23,709 "Rather have a root canal," when they don't want to do something? 758 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:26,875 No, but you would rather have two root canals than to blow this deal. 759 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,917 Look here, Victor. Tonight is the night. 760 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:32,917 We make this pickup, and then we are in with the big boys. 761 00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:35,208 [ Lapping, Gulping Sounds ] 762 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:40,834 Are you almost finished? Mm-hmm. 763 00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:45,041 Let's-- Let's go. Okay. Okay. 764 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:48,458 I'm miserable, you know? You could be a little more sensitive. 765 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:54,667 [ Chattering ] Ladies, you are late. 766 00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:56,959 Rodrigo. [ Giggles ] 767 00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,667 The last thing I picture you doing on the Internet is buying a car. Here. 768 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:05,542 Great car. Really roomy. 769 00:51:05,542 --> 00:51:07,542 The radio sticks a little bit. 770 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,792 Where's the bag? What? 771 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:11,959 Where is the bag? 772 00:51:11,959 --> 00:51:15,000 - The bag? - Where is the bag? The bag with the money. 773 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,458 Oh, my God. Was it supposed to be in the trunk? 774 00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:22,417 Look, don't play with me, little girl. 775 00:51:22,417 --> 00:51:25,000 I object to you calling her a little girl. 776 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000 - And who the hell are you? - I am a woman with a conscience. 777 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,417 You're about to be a woman without a pulse, if we don't get that bag back. 778 00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:33,959 It's back at our hotel. Yeah. 779 00:51:33,959 --> 00:51:36,834 [ Indistinct Arguing ] 780 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:39,000 I didn't know about a bag of luggage. Well, I don't. 781 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,208 Why did you say it? I'm stalling. This is all your fault. 782 00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:43,208 What are they talking about? Okay, okay. Okay. 783 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,917 Please! Break it up. Man! 784 00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:52,166 Please, okay? You know? Every time women get together they go like this all the time. 785 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:54,166 We're just gonna go to the hotel, get the bag... 786 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,375 and we're gonna bring it to you. 787 00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:59,000 Yes. Ha, ha! Not so fast, Senorita Smiles. 788 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,834 - [ Fifi Whimpers ] - Victor's coming with you. 789 00:52:01,834 --> 00:52:03,125 Huh? No, no, no. 790 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:05,125 That's really not necessary. 791 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,083 He coming too? Wha-- I-- 792 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,583 Hey, hey, hey. I gotta put ice on my jaw, okay? 793 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:14,375 I really don't wanna take a ride with them, all right? 794 00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:18,333 You know what? You are going, unless you wanna stay here and explain this to the boss. 795 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:21,250 And I know you don't really wanna do that, do you? 796 00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:24,875 Uh-dah! [ Groans ] 797 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,166 [ Phone Ringing ] 798 00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:38,750 Nice move. Is that a plan? 799 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,250 What are we gonna do when we get to the room and there's no money? 800 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:44,667 Yeah, then what? You got us into this mess. 801 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:47,208 Here we are. [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] 802 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:49,834 [ Ringing ] There's a note! 803 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:53,083 Here, I'll get it. I'll get it. 804 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:56,583 "If you want your Papi back, bring the money to the Don Quixote puppet... 805 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:59,750 at the L.A. Latin Festival at 5:00 p.m., no cops." 806 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,333 No cops? L.A. Latin Festival-- 807 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:04,375 This is all your fault. Why is everything my fault? 808 00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:08,417 It's not my fault. Hey, hey! Keep it down, please. 809 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:11,291 Where is the bag, because that's not the bag. 810 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:14,125 It's full of underwears and stuff. Where's the bag? 811 00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:16,542 We didn't have to leave Tomas to return stupid car-- 812 00:53:16,542 --> 00:53:18,750 You're Miss Perfect. Nothing is ever your fault! 813 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:21,750 Shut up! Shut up so I can think. Please! 814 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,625 [ Footsteps Approaching ] [ Grunts ] 815 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,875 What? I live in New York. No one touches my bag. 816 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,959 It's like I'm seeing you for the very first time. 817 00:53:34,959 --> 00:53:37,166 That was good. 818 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:41,083 - But where is Tomas? - And who are these thugs and what was in that car? 819 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,792 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 820 00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:48,291 - [ Phone Ringing ] - Conga Room. 821 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:50,291 Fala. Cici! 822 00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:52,834 I need to find that jerk, Ricky. 823 00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:56,125 I don't know where he is. Are you in L.A.? Have you see the Hollywood Sign? 824 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:59,458 He set us up. Do you know about a bag of money that was supposed to be in the car? 825 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:01,667 No. Ricky wouldn't do anything like that. 826 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,834 He doesn't have any money. Have you seen any movie stars? 827 00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:05,750 I don't have time for this. Good-bye. Take pic-- 828 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,834 Well? Well? 829 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:14,750 We have to find out how to get to this festival. Sí. 830 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:18,000 Miss Puerto Rico! We've been calling and calling! 831 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,875 I was so worried! 832 00:54:20,875 --> 00:54:26,291 I love your glasses! But this is a beauty contest. Lose them! 833 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:29,125 [ Scoffs ] It's just you and me. Let's go. 834 00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:33,333 Excuse me! We need a map of the area. 835 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,875 How nice to have you back. Shall we give it another go? 836 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:40,000 That was just a little misunderstanding. Of course. 837 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,208 - What about the map? - Whose adorable dog is that? - She's mine. 838 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:45,375 Hotel policy does not allow... 839 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:49,417 our four-legged family members to stay with us. Fifi, what's wrong? 840 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:53,333 Oh, I've seen a lot, but this one's a real doozy. 841 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,959 No, I think he'll prove very useful to us. 842 00:54:56,959 --> 00:55:00,000 Yeah. Okay, I'll see you there. 843 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,375 I'm just gonna make sure they make it there too. 844 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:03,917 Okay. Bye. [ Phone Beeps ] 845 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,834 [ Woman ] And world peace. 846 00:55:09,834 --> 00:55:12,208 [ Applause ] 847 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:14,417 [ Whispers ] Excuse me. 848 00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:17,917 [ Woman #2 ] Miss Mexico, how would you define beauty? 849 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:21,834 [ Miss Mexico ] I believe beauty does come from within, 850 00:55:21,834 --> 00:55:25,750 but why not let your beauty show on the outside... 851 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:29,792 and share it with the whole world? 852 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:33,417 [ Grunts ] If you got it, flaunt it. 853 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:38,375 And like the great Daisy Fuentes said, "We must all express our salsa gene, 854 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:42,125 "because it allows us to be... 855 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:45,250 as beautiful as we are." 856 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:50,792 Muchas gracias. 857 00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:54,917 Thank you, Miss Mexico. Ah, Daisy Fuentes: 858 00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:58,417 Truly a voice of our generation. 859 00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:02,041 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure now to introduce to you... 860 00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:04,250 Miss... Puerto Rico. 861 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:13,458 Miss Puerto Rico! Huh? 862 00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:23,750 Hello. [ Feedback Whines ] 863 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,250 [ Sighs ] 864 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,709 [ Laughing ] [ Barking ] 865 00:56:30,709 --> 00:56:33,458 Fifi, what is it? Come here. Come here. 866 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:39,375 Aw, they let you have a dog? How nice. Nobody let's me do anything. 867 00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,917 I'm not a maid. Not a maid. 868 00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:44,417 You know, you just keep tellin' yourself that. 869 00:56:44,417 --> 00:56:47,083 I wake up every morning and I say to myself in the mirror, 870 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,333 "I am a musician." 871 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,792 [ Scoffs ] 872 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:55,917 Fifi, what is it baby? Come here. [ Gasps ] 873 00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:57,959 Would you stop fooling around with that dog? [ Gasps ] 874 00:56:57,959 --> 00:57:00,458 - The money. - The bag, it really was in the trunk. 875 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:03,458 I put Fifi's toy inside, thinking it was my bag, but really it was the money bag. 876 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,792 It looks like my bag, but it was last year's. The clasp is different. 877 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:11,000 Sorry. We don't have time for this. 878 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,709 Let's get Miss Puerto Rico, and rescue Tomas. 879 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,250 [ Barks ] 880 00:57:19,250 --> 00:57:24,208 Oh, man-- How can three defenseless girls get away from you? 881 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,834 [ Slurring ] I dunno what happened. They pushed me. They kicked me. 882 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,917 What? I don't know what happened! 883 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:31,542 Victor, I'm not ready to die yet, I'm miserable. 884 00:57:31,542 --> 00:57:33,500 and if we don't get that money, we're dead. 885 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,500 Now look. We-- We gotta find these broads. 886 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:39,000 Okay. Okay, Rodrigo. Don't yell at me. 887 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,917 I think they're at the Don Quixote puppet. 888 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:44,375 The Don Quixote puppet at the festival? 889 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,041 Yeah. 890 00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:50,083 I'll meet you there. 891 00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:54,166 When women realize that we are the majority of this world, 892 00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:58,667 the possibilities are endless, but it is up to us. 893 00:57:58,667 --> 00:58:01,542 I believe that as women... [ Continues Indistinct ] Check out the Wonder Bread. 894 00:58:01,542 --> 00:58:05,875 [ Laughing ] Excuse you. Come on. 895 00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:08,500 In every aspect of our lives, right? 896 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:12,375 How would you respond to those who say a beauty contest such as this... 897 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:16,917 does more for the objectification of women, rather than women's rights? 898 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:22,166 I say, what better way to show that a woman can be both beautiful and intelligent? 899 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,125 [ Applause ] 900 00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:29,250 In fact, if chosen, I plan to propose... 901 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:32,458 that all beauty contestants are required to take entrance exams. 902 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:34,875 Absolutely! 903 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:37,083 What the hell is she talking about? 904 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,959 Our goal, people, should be to celebrate the diverse... 905 00:58:39,959 --> 00:58:44,917 and the wonderful qualities of today's Latin woman. 906 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:46,583 - We don't have time for this. - If fact, I believe-- 907 00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:49,083 Stop that imposter! 908 00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:52,083 I am the real Miss Puerto Rico. 909 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:55,250 - I'm so sorry. Just a little misunderstanding-- - And that's my-- 910 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:58,917 - [ Screams ] - That wasn't very dignified for a beauty queen. 911 00:58:58,917 --> 00:59:01,375 Anyway, what would tell me to go see Tomas? 912 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,417 I can explain this whole thing. 913 00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:05,750 - [ Cici ] We really don't have time for this. - What happened? 914 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:10,125 [ Cries Out ] 915 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:16,500 Whoo! What were you doing up there? 916 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:21,458 It was amazing, Cici. I really had them. They were hanging on my every word. 917 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,250 Girl, it wasn't words they were hangin' on. I learned from you. 918 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:27,083 Lorena! Lorena! Hey, we found the money. Really? 919 00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:29,625 Let's go. We have to get to that festival, 920 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,959 or we don't know what's going to happen to Tomas. 921 00:59:31,959 --> 00:59:34,083 I hope he's okay. We have to find a puppet-- 922 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,792 Ayayay! 923 00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,291 I'm losing my mind. 924 00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:41,417 Welcome back. [ Whimpers ] 925 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,667 Where am I? 926 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,250 Who are you? 927 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:52,500 Agent Carmen Rivera, F.B.I. 928 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,834 F.B.I.? 929 00:59:55,834 --> 00:59:59,333 I-I-It-- It's a federal crime to date three women? 930 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:01,834 No, but it should be. 931 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,959 I'm missing out on the whole contest. 932 01:00:05,959 --> 01:00:07,959 You're a liar! Get over it! 933 01:00:07,959 --> 01:00:10,041 Yeah, focus, Lorena. Got the map? 934 01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:12,417 Got it. Floor it! [ Tires Screech ] 935 01:00:12,417 --> 01:00:16,041 What's happening? Buckle up, Romeo. We're going for a ride. 936 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:23,333 [ Tomas ] Are you arresting me? No, you're just the bait. 937 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,667 Your girlfriends have something I want. 938 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,333 You know what? I think we're gonna make it. 939 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:31,875 You know what? For a lawyer, you make a hell of a beauty contestant. 940 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:34,166 You know what? I don't know what got into me. 941 01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,542 I never had that kind of attention before. It was amazing! 942 01:00:36,542 --> 01:00:39,834 I bet if the real Miss Puerto Rico hadn't shown up, you would have won. 943 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,583 Stop it. You really think so? Definitely. Yeah. 944 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,542 You think so? Mm-hmm. 945 01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:47,375 You know what? For a cocktail waitress, she's quite a mastermind. 946 01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:52,083 - Street smart. - A-Ahem? 947 01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:54,250 You, Patty, you can really swing a lamp. 948 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,333 I know. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 949 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,709 [ Engine Sputtering ] 950 01:00:57,709 --> 01:01:01,125 What was that? I don't know. 951 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:04,333 What's happening? We're running out of gas! 952 01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:06,500 Cici! We're out of gas? 953 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,500 And they were all there at my house. Can you believe that? 954 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,625 Well, you can't say you didn't have it coming. 955 01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:13,792 Nothing like this has ever happened before. 956 01:01:13,792 --> 01:01:17,417 - What? Getting caught? - No, falling in love with three women. 957 01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:22,500 - Oh, love. You call it love, hmm? - Sí, like Neruda-- 958 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:25,750 "I love in this way, because I don't know any other way of loving." 959 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:28,000 [ Laughing ] 960 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,458 Oh, my God. You gotta be kidding me. 961 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:33,125 We're not gonna make it. Then we'll go to a gas station! There's a gas station. 962 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:35,417 Pull into the gas station. I see the gas station! 963 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,208 This isn't full service. 964 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:50,125 This isn't full service. Are you out of your mind? 965 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,583 Hurry! Hurry! 966 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:56,333 Perfect! We don't have time for this. 967 01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:58,458 We need another ride. 968 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,917 Are you with me? Ahead of you. 969 01:02:02,917 --> 01:02:05,333 You know how to do it? I don't know how to drive that thing. 970 01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:07,709 You don't? No! What would I-- I thought you did. 971 01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:09,917 Why would I know how to drive a motorcycle? Why would I? 972 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:12,083 - [ Engine Revs ] - 'Cause it seemed implied! 973 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,125 Do you wanna argue, or do you wanna ride? 974 01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:17,667 She doesn't know how to pump gas, 975 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,792 but she knows how to drive a motorcycle. 976 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:22,542 Vámonos! And she speaks Spanish. 977 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,166 Hold on, chicas! 978 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,458 Sorry! We have to save someone's life! 979 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,875 Hey, wait! That's my bike! We promise to bring it back! 980 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:34,166 ♪ Sad girls ♪ 981 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:37,417 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bad girls ♪ 982 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:39,875 Maybe through my childhood. 983 01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:43,792 I was raised by so many women. Hmm. 984 01:02:43,792 --> 01:02:49,500 Mi madre, mis tías, and three other sisters. 985 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:53,959 That's interesting. That's why the amount of women never seem to be a problem. 986 01:02:53,959 --> 01:02:57,250 That's it. That's it exactly! Mm-hmm. 987 01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:01,000 You understand. You are so smart. 988 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,250 Know what you need? You need to spend some time alone. 989 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:09,625 You shouldn't cover your beautiful eyes with such dark glasses. 990 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:15,625 - Sit back. - What? You have beautiful eyes. 991 01:03:17,834 --> 01:03:20,458 ♪ Bad girls ♪ 992 01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:24,417 I hope you girls know that stealing is illegal. Duh! 993 01:03:24,417 --> 01:03:27,625 My mother's definitely gonna kill me this time. We're gonna give it back, okay? 994 01:03:27,625 --> 01:03:29,875 Yeah. Yeah, but first we save Tomas. 995 01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:34,750 ♪ Bad girls Oh, yeah ♪ 996 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:38,542 Oh, look! The hootchie mama's back. She really wants Tomas! 997 01:03:38,542 --> 01:03:43,291 [ Cici And Lorena Scream ] 998 01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:45,542 [ Cici ] Go! Go! Go! I'm trying. 999 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:47,709 Oh, my God! There. 1000 01:03:47,709 --> 01:03:49,417 ♪ Ooh, they all are ♪ 1001 01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:53,875 Go, go, go! 1002 01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:56,875 - No! Wait! - [ Patricia ] Lean! 1003 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:59,542 Damn. 1004 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:04,458 ♪ [ Congas ] [ Chattering ] 1005 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,291 [ Man ] Rhumba! 1006 01:04:26,792 --> 01:04:28,917 Your girlfriends pulled through. 1007 01:04:28,917 --> 01:04:32,417 They must be tougher than they look. What? 1008 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:34,875 They're here? That's right. Right on schedule. 1009 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:43,542 Who knew? She should add Evel Knievel to her list of names. 1010 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:45,625 - There's the puppet! - Let's go! Let's go! 1011 01:04:45,625 --> 01:04:48,417 Are they all together? Uh-huh. 1012 01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:50,166 Uh-oh. 1013 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:58,625 Enjoying the festival? 1014 01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:05,000 'Scuse me, 'Scuse me. The cops! 1015 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:17,250 The note said no cops. We can't take the risk. 1016 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,917 What's wrong with your face? 1017 01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:22,291 My contact! Help me find it! 1018 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:24,291 Do you see it? Do you see it? Come on. 1019 01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:31,041 Wait a minute. I'll just take the other one out. 1020 01:05:33,709 --> 01:05:37,000 [ Speaking Spanish ] You look so much prettier without all the money. 1021 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,500 Thank you. I hope she can see. 1022 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,166 [ Gasps ] It's Victor! She can see. 1023 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:45,792 - [ Cici ] Vámonos! - [ Screaming ] 1024 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:50,625 There's only one way out of this. We can't let them catch us. 1025 01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:52,917 Where are we going? Dancers. 1026 01:05:52,917 --> 01:05:55,333 What? Dancers. We're not dancers. 1027 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,834 I don't know if we should do this. 1028 01:06:04,834 --> 01:06:09,125 This is gonna be easy. Just follow my lead. I can't do this! 1029 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,583 I won't do it! I don't dance! 1030 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:15,667 Listen to me. This is the talent portion of the pageant. 1031 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:18,917 Convince the judges that you are the real Miss Puerto Rico. 1032 01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:24,125 There they are. They're, like, ripping each other's clothes off. 1033 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:28,792 I don't care what's goin' on. I'm through messing around with these, uh, "machacas". 1034 01:06:28,792 --> 01:06:32,709 [ Laughing ] Machacas, man? 1035 01:06:32,709 --> 01:06:36,709 This is it. You're gonna dance and you're gonna win that crown. 1036 01:06:36,709 --> 01:06:38,834 - It's a tiara. - Whatever. 1037 01:06:38,834 --> 01:06:41,792 I've had lessons, but I don't know that I'm ready for the stage. 1038 01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:44,083 In this case, less is more. 1039 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,166 They can't stay up there forever. 1040 01:06:46,166 --> 01:06:49,750 Yeah, you've obviously never been to a salsa club. 1041 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:51,583 Cici, those were expensive! 1042 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:54,917 They look great. 1043 01:06:57,625 --> 01:07:00,917 Are you sure about this? Yes. We're safe here. 1044 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:05,417 If we're on stage, they can't get us. 1045 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:09,458 ♪ [ Music Ends ] [ Applause ] 1046 01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:19,750 We're the dancers. Sorry we're late. 1047 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,917 ♪ [ Harmonizing ] 1048 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:30,000 ♪ [ Singing In Spanish ] 1049 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:43,625 Lorena, dance! Come on. Go! 1050 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:47,250 ♪ I know I lost you long ago ♪ 1051 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:50,166 Move around. Back like this. Now what? 1052 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,625 ♪ There's no one in hell or heaven ♪ 1053 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:55,000 ♪ Now it's just enough to swear in ♪ 1054 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,834 ♪ Living with the past unfinished, sí ♪ 1055 01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,291 ♪ [ Spanish ] 1056 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:07,500 [ Giggling ] 1057 01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,208 I did it! Oh, my God! Good job. 1058 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:35,041 ♪ You're the one who still controls my emotion ♪ 1059 01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:37,500 ♪ Promises them once and then ♪ 1060 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,667 ♪ And now today at dawn it's shattered, sí ♪ 1061 01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:41,709 Yeah. I'm ready. 1062 01:08:41,709 --> 01:08:43,667 ♪ [ Spanish ] 1063 01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:10,583 Ooh! Cici! Cici! 1064 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:14,709 Let's go! Let's go! Thank you! We gotta run. 1065 01:09:14,709 --> 01:09:18,542 Come on. We gotta go. Whoever wrote that note still has Tomas and wants this money. 1066 01:09:18,542 --> 01:09:20,417 Who are those guys, anyway? 1067 01:09:24,875 --> 01:09:28,375 Grab my hands. Come on, Cici! They're coming! 1068 01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:33,208 Hurry! Come on! We have to get to the puppet. 1069 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:34,959 The note said 5:00. 1070 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,750 [ Screaming ] 1071 01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,250 Stop right there! 1072 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,875 F.B.I. 1073 01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:52,917 Drop the guns and put your hands in the air. 1074 01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:55,083 [ Dog Whimpers ] 1075 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:58,750 - Not you. - Oh. 1076 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,750 Throw the bag over there. What? 1077 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,834 Give her the bag. That's the girl from The Matrix. 1078 01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:08,333 Oh, yeah. It is. 1079 01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:11,750 It is the girl from The Matrix, yo. The black and everything. 1080 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:16,625 - Shut up. - Okay. Okay, please. Just don't yell. Please. 1081 01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,458 Cuff 'em. Cuff 'em. Come on. 1082 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:22,125 Victor and Rodrigo didn't get away this time. 1083 01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:26,709 Oh, man! Hey, is anybody taping this? Ow! Ow! 1084 01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:31,333 Hey, listen. Can you tell your guys to be a little less rough, you know? 1085 01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:36,291 Please. That's enough. Get outta here. Read them their rights. 1086 01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:39,250 We made it! We're alive. I didn't doubt us for a second. 1087 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:42,250 What a team! All for one, and one for all! 1088 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:44,458 Tomas! Tomas! Tomas! 1089 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:48,375 Where's Tomas? [ Together ] Tomas! 1090 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:50,750 Good call not grabbing the bag in Miami, Carmen. 1091 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:52,959 Those boys are gonna lead us right to Whitaker. 1092 01:10:52,959 --> 01:10:55,917 And you to a promotion. 1093 01:10:55,917 --> 01:11:00,291 So, that guy was dating all three of them. It's a long story. 1094 01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:03,125 Hmm. He turned out to be good bait. 1095 01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:05,917 I knew the perps would follow their money and the girls would follow their man. 1096 01:11:05,917 --> 01:11:09,000 I drove a Harley, just like you taught me. It was so cool. 1097 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,291 I was Miss Puerto Rico. She was so beautiful! 1098 01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:14,875 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1099 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:18,250 I never meant for this to happen. 1100 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,375 I fell in love with all of you. 1101 01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:24,166 I don't think I could ever choose. 1102 01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:27,291 [ Together ] Choose? 1103 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:33,041 Tomas, I have been out of control for, like, 36 hours now. 1104 01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:35,250 I've finally broken free of my parents. 1105 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:38,125 I know what's best for me. 1106 01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:42,834 So Fifi and I, we're gonna go it on our own now. 1107 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:46,000 Sorry. 1108 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,125 Ayayay, Tomas. What you did was very wrong. 1109 01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:54,375 But I'm gonna thank you, because I've done things I've never dreamt of doing. 1110 01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:59,125 I realized that I don't need you to feel sexy, 1111 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:03,834 and to have fun with my life, so if you're thinking of choosing me, mm-mmm. 1112 01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:05,500 Don't. 1113 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,583 And you, Cicita? 1114 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:16,125 Ay, Papi. Suddenly it seems like I can do anything. 1115 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:18,750 What I really wanna do is dance. 1116 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:22,750 I think the world is ready for me now. 1117 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,917 So I don't think I need you either. 1118 01:12:24,917 --> 01:12:28,333 I'm sorry. 1119 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:30,458 ♪ [ Man Speaking In Spanish ] 1120 01:12:33,959 --> 01:12:36,083 Good-bye, baby! 1121 01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:49,417 Tomas, it looks like they made the choice for you, huh? 1122 01:12:49,417 --> 01:12:51,792 Yeah. 1123 01:12:51,792 --> 01:12:54,333 I'm taking your advice, Carmen. 1124 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,333 I'm going to spend some time alone. 1125 01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,333 Good for you. 1126 01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:01,250 But before I do, 1127 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:03,125 would you like to get some dinner? 1128 01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:05,500 Dinner? Yes. 1129 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:11,000 Is that another one of your lines, Tomas? No more lines. Just food. 1130 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:15,750 Well, I am kinda hungry. I'm starving. 1131 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,792 Can I drive? I don't think so. 1132 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,875 I'm going dancing more often. I see you. 1133 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:22,083 I love that move you did. Which one? 1134 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:24,375 Tu sabes the one with the hip-- Ay, no. 1135 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:26,875 [ Chattering ] 1136 01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,875 Hey! Come up here. 1137 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,208 What, us? Nooo. 1138 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,333 Yes, you. Come up here. 1139 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,291 Ay! No, no! 1140 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:37,166 ♪ Do you feel me ♪ 1141 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:39,625 ♪ We ain't lookin' for no drama ♪ 1142 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:42,500 ♪ We don't need you But we sure do ♪ 1143 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,000 ♪ Wanna use you ♪ 1144 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,041 ♪ As you can see ♪ 1145 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:49,500 ♪ We don't need no showstopper ♪ 1146 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:52,417 ♪ But if you come through with the right moves ♪ 1147 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:54,625 ♪ We might choose you ♪ 1148 01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:57,333 ♪ But we want everybody to know ♪ 1149 01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:01,375 ♪ Oh, dance with me ♪ 1150 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,917 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1151 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,291 ♪ So dance with me ♪ 1152 01:14:06,291 --> 01:14:10,250 ♪ It's all about nothin' tonigt You better not, just because ♪ 1153 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:13,000 ♪ We say, oh ♪ 1154 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,500 ♪ It's all about nothin' That's right ♪ 1155 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:18,041 ♪ 'Cause me and the girls say tonight ♪ 1156 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:21,208 ♪ You better listen up Come on, we say ♪ 1157 01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:25,875 [ Phone Ringing ] 1158 01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:29,917 [ Phone Rings ] Lido Deck. 1159 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:33,000 Cici, it's for you. 1160 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,500 It's time. 1161 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:39,667 Hello, girls. 1162 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:41,542 Hey. Greetings from the Lido Deck. 1163 01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:43,667 You go first, Cici. Paradise. 1164 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:47,375 Sun and fun all day. Three shows a night. And the sailors-- 1165 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,959 I can't believe you're getting paid for that. 1166 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:52,875 Ay, this from someone who's never had a job. 1167 01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:54,875 ♪ Guess where I am right now ♪ Where? 1168 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:57,041 Buckingham Palace. My new apartment. 1169 01:14:57,041 --> 01:15:00,000 No! Good. Our girly's out on her own. 1170 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,500 Not only that, but I started my job at the gallery yesterday. Really? 1171 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:06,250 The work place will never be the same. Probably not. 1172 01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:09,500 What about you, Lorena? Let's just say that every weekend... 1173 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:14,250 I am the queen of tango! No! 1174 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:18,208 [ Man Speaking Spanish ] 1175 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:20,250 Let me see for Cancer. 1176 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:24,500 Cancerian-- oh, the moment of your life. It's your turn. 1177 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,375 Love is closer to you than ever. 1178 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:30,917 So go outside the door, because love is waiting for you. 1179 01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:43,375 ♪ [ Woman Singing In Spanish ] 1180 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:28,375 ♪ Don't get me wrong I still wanna fall in love real hard ♪ 1181 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:32,625 ♪ If it's real and for the right reasons ♪ 1182 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,000 ♪ And I'm my own boss ♪ 1183 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,458 ♪ Someone wanna and steal my heart ♪ 1184 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:44,083 ♪ But I don't need a man ♪ 1185 01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:46,166 ♪ [ Spanish ] 1186 01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:58,542 ♪ Though I'm still hoping ♪ 1187 01:16:58,542 --> 01:17:03,041 ♪ I know what I need is to come from the inside ♪ 1188 01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:10,250 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1189 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:13,208 ♪ Inside, yeah Oh ♪ 1190 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:18,417 ♪ [ Spanish ] 1191 01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:22,625 ♪ If it's real and for the right reasons ♪ 1192 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:24,792 ♪ And I'm my own boss ♪ 1193 01:17:24,792 --> 01:17:29,166 ♪ Someone wanna come and steal my heart ♪ 1194 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,667 ♪ But I don't--♪ 1195 01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:37,041 ♪ 1196 01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:47,208 ♪ [ Man Singing In Spanish ] 91662

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