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(Forceful grunt)
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Peter:
Another great day!
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Terry: You locked us out
of the store all day
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and we couldn't
sell anything.
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Technically.
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Then it rained.
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A lot.
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And then that stray dog
chased us.
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He sure did.
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And we had to hide
in a dumpster.
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Oh, I remember that.
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Then the garbage truck came.
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We almost died.
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How is that a great day?
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We were together?
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Yeah.
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Terry:
Night, Peter.
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Peter:
Good night, Terry.
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Peter:You're coming
with me,Doctor Squid!
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Not today, Octoshark!
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(Mimics hitting sounds)
Whoopshh! Whoopshh!
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Taste ink!
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(Mimics ink squirting)
Fffshlb! Whooooh!
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Terry:
Do you mind?
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Uh... sure!
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Do you want to be Octoshark
or Doctor Squid?
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I wanna be Professor Slumber.
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Awesome!
I got him right here!
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Check out his cool
battle pillows.
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Yeah...
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Hey!
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It's bedtime.
No more talking.
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(Mimics fighting)
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You gotta be... Peter!
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What? I just got these.
I have to break them in.
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Just do it quietly.
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Fine.
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(Glass shatters nearby)
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Peter:
That wasn't me!
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Terry:
It came from next door!
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(Glass smashes)
Terry: Shhh!
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(Whispering)
I think it's a break-in.
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We should arm ourselves.
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Finally!
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- Are you wearing a cape?
- Obviously.
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What the hell are you
gonna do with a cape?
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A cape distracts your enemy,
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makes you a harder target
to hit.
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Why do you think heroes
wear them all the time?
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See? Look. Hit me!
Hit me!
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Hit- whoa!
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I tripped on my cape.
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I think you should
stay here.
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(Glass shatters)Bernie: Oh shit!
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Bernie?
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Oh! Hey, Terry.
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What, are you breaking
into your own store?
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No, I broke out.
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I fell asleep in the back,
hiding from customers
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and when I woke up
I realized I forgot my keys.
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Couldn't you just use
the fire door at the back?
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No...?
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You gotta be careful.
It's dangerous out here.
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Oh, don't worry,
I'm fine.
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No, I don't mean
for you.
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Unhand my brother,
wrongdoer!
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Ugh!Okay, I'm tangled.
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I'm very tangled.This cape is a deathtrap.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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(Sighs heavily)
God, this place is quiet.
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A little too quiet.
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Hasn't been this quiet
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since the day you forgot
to flip the open sign.
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Yeah, I didn't notice
till five.
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But I got a lot done
that day.
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Maybe we should be closed
more often.
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No.
What am I doing wrong?
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Am I missing something?
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Maybe you should look
at your checklist.
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- Lights?
- On.
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Open sign?
Flipped.
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Dress as pirates.
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Well, if it's on the list,
I guess we have to.
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This one's yours.
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- Did you change my checklist?
- How'd you know?
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Well, several things:
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The handwriting has
a distinct left slope;
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It's in blue ink -
I remember using black;
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Also,
I'm not a giant idiot.
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Terry, come on, man.
You gotta relax.
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Your list was all
work, work, work.
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But I've added fun things
like number seven.
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Play 20 questions
with Peter?
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- If you insist!
- Yeah, I'm not playing.
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I'll get us started.
Alive! 19 left.
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I refuse
to participate.
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It is a woman.
18 left.
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What's going on
in the parking lot?
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The answer
is wonder woman.
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It always is.
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Both:
(Excited breaths)
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Terry:Look at all these customers!
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Peter:And they're headed this way.
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Terry, this is it.
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This is the moment.
Our moment. Together.
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We're brothers.
Now, more than ever!
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That one got away on you
a little bit, didn't it?
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I'm just so excited.
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Me too, Pete.
Me too.
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And welcome to...
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Sassitude.
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Shoulda seen
that one coming.
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To early to drink?
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It is crazy in there.
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Everyone's like, (Whiny voice)
Do you have a size 6 in these?
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No.
Does this come in red?
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Buzz off!
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Can you ring this up?
What am I, your mother?
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Why is it so busy,
and how do we get that?
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Word got out about
the break-in.
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It's been all over
action city news;
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It even bumped the piece
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about the horse
that can do math.
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That horse is a fraud.
His long division sucks.
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So there is no such thing
as bad publicity.
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I mean,
I can do fractions.
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No one gives me
a sugar cube.
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Let's move on
from the horse.
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Well, I probably shouldn't
just stand here avoiding work.
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I think I'll walk
around the block.
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Pete, are you thinking
what I t thinking?
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Yep.
I'm done with raisins.
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What? No, no.
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A robbery brought all these
customers into Sassitude.
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- So...
- So... no raisins?
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We fake a break-in
at our own store.
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Terry, you want us
to become criminals?
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I want us
to be successful.
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Villainy is
a slippery slope!
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Wouldn't you like
to be on the news?
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I don't know...
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- You can wear your cape.
- Let's do this.
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Boyd, how exactly
did Sassitude
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get robbed last night?
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You're supposed
to be security.
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Boyd?
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(Snoring)
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(Startled yelp)
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Wake up!
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Oh, wow...
Wow...
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I just had a crazy dream
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where I was behind
the wheel of my van...
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And you were there;
You were trying to wake me up.
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No, Boyd,
that just happened.
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I can see the future.
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- That was the past.
- I can see the past!
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Okay, Boyd, I don't want anymore
break-ins at the mall, alright?
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You're gonna have to
start doing your job.
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All you had to do was ask.
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I'm with ya
a hundred percent.
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Well, good.
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Can't let this happen
again.
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(Snoring)
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There you are.
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Okay, Terry,
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I've got it
all planned out.
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We need to make it
look like an inside job.
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Well, that might not be
the best idea
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since it will be
an inside job.
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Oh, right.
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Then we need to make it
look like we put up a struggle.
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- I can shoot you in the leg.
- No.
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- The arm?
- No.
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What if I just
graze you?
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Don't worry,
I'll still shoot you,
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but only a little bit.
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Peter, please,
don't be ridiculous!
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Would it be ridiculous
to burn our fingerprints off
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so we leave a a trace?
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Peter,
this is our store.
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Our prints should be
all over the place.
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Oh. Son of bitch!
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- Yeah. - Fine! What kind of
break-in do you want?
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The simple kind:
No guns, no capes,
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get in, get out.
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That's so crazy
it just might work.
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Peter and Terry:
(Grunts of effort)
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Careful. Careful.
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The real crooks
aren't careful.
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They just smash the door.
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Do you know
how much this costs?
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12 bucks?
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Wow!
That is just so off.
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It explains why
you're so bad with money.
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Real crooks would
make a huge mess.
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Yeah,
but this is our place.
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Don't worry,
everyone'll just think
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we were robbed by really
considerate crooks
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who didn't want us to pay
for broken glass,
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so they took the door off
the hinges,
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wiped their feet
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and left without
making a mess.
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Peter and Terry: All right!
(Victorious laughter)
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It's clearly the owners.
Let's book 'em.
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(Gunshots pop three times)
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I thought you were
gonna book us!
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What can I say?
I hate paperwork.
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(Laughs)Let's roll out.
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Wouldn't he have to file
more paperwork?
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What?
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Maybe a little mess
is a good idea.
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Yes!
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Okay, let's see...
Ooh!
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Thundergut -
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fighting crimewith the power of gas.
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That never sells.
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Ooh. Bleeding gums.
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This is the comic put out
by the dental association.
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I don't think so.
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Whatever.
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Ooh, I'll get the money
out of the till.
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Oh, there isn't any money
in the till.
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I bought a burrito.
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Perfect.
We're all set.
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Peter:Not quite.
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What're you doing?
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I am... leaving
a nice false trail.
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That leads to...?
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You'll see.
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Whoa-ho-ho!Yes! Boom!
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Now it'll look
like the burglars
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spontaneously combusted.
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Case closed.
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It's like your mouth
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is just a delivery system
for nonsense.
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You're welcome.
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Hello, Action City News?
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I think someone broke
into our store.
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Oh, and your horse
is a fraud!
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So, I understand
you were robbed?
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Yes, it was scary.
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But not as scary
as our low, low prices.
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How do you feel knowing
this is the second time
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this mall has been broken into
in two days?
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Huh? What can I say?
It was a shock.
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But not as big a shock
as our wide selection
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of popular titles.
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Our selection of action figures
is so large,
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- that we actually robbed
our own stor- whoa! Heh.
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Back to you,
action news!
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I say that.
Back to the newsroom.
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We did it.
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Excellent choice.
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And you have
a wonderful day.
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Now this is how business
is supposed to be.
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And all it took
was breaking the laws
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that bind
our community together.
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Hey, come on.
We robbed our own store.
259
00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:25,343
We didn't even
claim insurance.
260
00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,078
It's a victimless crime.
261
00:08:27,146 --> 00:08:28,279
Rayna:Yes, sir, Mr. Matsumoto,
262
00:08:28,347 --> 00:08:30,314
I... no, I totally agree.
263
00:08:30,382 --> 00:08:32,550
Two break-ins is unacceptable,but...
264
00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:33,684
What?
265
00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:35,120
You don't mean that.
266
00:08:35,187 --> 00:08:36,855
You do?
267
00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:38,556
But I would urge you-
268
00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:39,923
you look upset.
269
00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:42,126
How do we turn that frown
into a date with me?
270
00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:43,693
I'd rather have a cup
of scalding coffee
271
00:08:43,762 --> 00:08:45,362
thrown in my face.
272
00:08:45,429 --> 00:08:46,263
Hmm...
273
00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:49,466
And...
274
00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,734
On the house.
275
00:08:50,802 --> 00:08:52,602
Sorry. It's just my boss
is going crazy.
276
00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:53,771
One more break-in
277
00:08:53,838 --> 00:08:56,239
and someone's gonna lose
their job.
278
00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,009
Victimless crime, eh?
279
00:09:00,077 --> 00:09:02,211
- Shut up, Peter.
- There's always a victim.
280
00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:03,545
Peter:
(Chuckling)
281
00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,016
Hey, guys,
taking a break?
282
00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:09,085
Oh yeah,
we are busy.
283
00:09:09,153 --> 00:09:11,486
We are busier
than the president of busy
284
00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:14,289
on Saint busyington's day.
285
00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:16,158
Terry: Well said.
Peter: Thank you.
286
00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:18,393
So... you guys saw
how much publicity we got
287
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,395
from our "break-in"
288
00:09:20,462 --> 00:09:23,999
and then you mysteriously
get robbed.
289
00:09:24,066 --> 00:09:25,000
I don't know
what you're implying.
290
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,268
You broke into
your own store.
291
00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:27,734
Oh my God,
she scanned our brain.
292
00:09:27,803 --> 00:09:29,036
Guard your remaining
thoughts!
293
00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:30,504
Do you have
any remaining thoughts?
294
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,438
Do you guys realize
how much trouble.
295
00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,439
Rayna's gonna get in
296
00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:33,974
after the second break-in.
297
00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,442
One of which was you.
298
00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,077
I'm just saying you're putting
all of our asses on the line.
299
00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,412
Oh, I love my ass.
300
00:09:38,479 --> 00:09:39,847
All right, both of you
just relax, all right?
301
00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:41,015
We'll be fine.
302
00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:42,349
As long as we keep
our mouths shut,
303
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,749
no one will suspect
a thing.
304
00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:45,251
(Car doors close)
305
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,920
Yeah, it's clearly the owners.
Let's book 'em.
306
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,654
Terry: He's got a gun!
Cop: Whoa, whoa! Sorry, sorry.
307
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,924
I gotta go, honey.
Sorry about that.
308
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,558
Just booking
my wedding band.
309
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,993
Thinking about going
with "The Owners."
310
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,361
You ever hear of them?
311
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,130
Either them
or "Inside Job."
312
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,397
Right.
313
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,066
So, uh, what can we do
for you, officer?
314
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,168
What's this I hear about
you guys being broken into?
315
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,237
What? Us?
Broken into?
316
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,172
That's hilarious.
317
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,174
Yes, we were.
318
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,575
Terry made me do it
and I'll tell you everything.
319
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,910
Terry:Be cool.
320
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,910
And you never made
an official police report.
321
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,079
You know how suspicious
that looks?
322
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,547
He thinks
we're suspicious!
323
00:10:16,614 --> 00:10:17,681
There's only one reason
324
00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:18,816
why people don't call
the police
325
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,318
after a crime's
been committed.
326
00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:21,418
Because they're
clearly guilty?
327
00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:22,619
(Under his breath)
Will you stop!
328
00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:25,924
No, it's because they've lost
faith in the police department.
329
00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:28,192
- And I have.
- Yeah, I mean, who can blame us!
330
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,328
I mean, you're never there
when we need you.
331
00:10:30,395 --> 00:10:31,828
Our store was
just broken into
332
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,063
and you haven't
even caught us.
333
00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:34,264
Them. Them. Them.
334
00:10:34,332 --> 00:10:36,432
You're right.
But I swear to you,
335
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,901
on my mother's grave,
336
00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:40,536
these crooks will do hard time.
337
00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:41,404
Uh-oh.
338
00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:42,906
That's more like it!
339
00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:45,375
Cop:
Let's roll out, cookie.
340
00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:48,310
- He seemed nice.
- No, just...
341
00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,112
Rayna:Two break-ins
in one week,Boyd?
342
00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,414
Tonight, I need you
to stake out the mall.
343
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,283
Stakeout?
Uh, tonight's no good.
344
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,717
I've already made plans:
345
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,651
Staying up in my van
all night,
346
00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:57,920
eating junk food,
347
00:10:57,988 --> 00:10:59,721
monitoring the comings
and goings of the mall.
348
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,423
That's what a stakeout is.
349
00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:04,592
Well, thing's just got
interesting!
350
00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:07,495
I told you
it's a slippery slope.
351
00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:08,963
Today we're breaking
into our own store;
352
00:11:09,031 --> 00:11:10,731
Tomorrow we're robbing banks
with harpoon guns.
353
00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:11,699
We're not robbing a bank.
354
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:13,067
Oh really?
355
00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:15,103
Then what am I gonna do
with this?
356
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,838
Give me that!
Where did you get this?
357
00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:18,873
Craigslist.
358
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,707
The crime spree is over.
All right?
359
00:11:20,775 --> 00:11:21,708
The store is busier
than ever,
360
00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:22,809
Rayna's boss will
forgive her,
361
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,444
and no one suspects a thing.
362
00:11:24,512 --> 00:11:25,412
Dan: I know what you did.
(Harpoon fires)
363
00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:26,380
Ahhh! Dan.
364
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:28,882
What're you talking about?
365
00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,918
Oh, I just like saying that
randomly to people.
366
00:11:30,985 --> 00:11:33,486
You'd be amazed
what they might confess to.
367
00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,087
Saw the cops talking
to you two.
368
00:11:35,155 --> 00:11:36,722
Is there a new law
against being a pussy?
369
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,858
Uh, they were just trying
to track down the robber.
370
00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:42,594
Oh right, that break-in that
you mysteriously slept through,
371
00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:43,629
in the store you live in.
372
00:11:43,696 --> 00:11:45,464
That's the one.
Bye-bye.
373
00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:46,765
After Sassitude
got robbed,
374
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,968
I installed a security camera
outside.
375
00:11:49,036 --> 00:11:50,169
It should get
a pretty good look
376
00:11:50,237 --> 00:11:52,370
at whoever robbed
your store last night.
377
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:53,638
I'll send the tape off
to the cops
378
00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:55,273
first thing tomorrow.
379
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,742
Nighty-night,
pretend grown-ups!
380
00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:02,447
Is now the part
where we start to panic?
381
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,548
- It is.
- Oh good.
382
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,951
(Panicked screams)
383
00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:11,688
I can't go to prison!
(Panicked screaming)
384
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:12,689
Where's my luggage?!
385
00:12:14,059 --> 00:12:16,059
Ahhh! Where's my bags?!
386
00:12:18,096 --> 00:12:19,797
How could I think that robbing
our store to get press
387
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,198
was a good idea?
Agh!
388
00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:22,567
It sounds like
a good idea.
389
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:23,767
I mean, listen to it—
390
00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,335
Rob our store,
get press.
391
00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:26,737
I'd go along with that
every time.
392
00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:27,537
That should've been
a clue.
393
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:28,905
Just pull yourself together!
394
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,574
We've been in worse fixes
than this before
395
00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:31,741
and you always think
of something.
396
00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:33,042
Hello, police?
I'd like to turn myself in.
397
00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:34,577
Terry!
398
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,746
No, you're being
hysterical!
399
00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,414
You're right.
I'm sorry.
400
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,416
All we need to do
is just think this through
401
00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:41,617
and work together.
402
00:12:41,685 --> 00:12:43,119
Hello, again, police?
Sorry, we got cut off.
403
00:12:43,187 --> 00:12:43,987
Peter:
Terry!
404
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,422
No!
405
00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,490
All right, look.
I'm gonna turn myself it.
406
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:49,624
I'll keep you out of it.
407
00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:50,759
We don't have
any other choice.
408
00:12:50,826 --> 00:12:52,327
It's the sensible thing
to do.
409
00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:53,862
See, that's the problem.
410
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:54,930
You're the sensible one,
411
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:57,832
and the time for sensible
is over.
412
00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:00,068
Let's get nuts.
413
00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:01,103
What are you saying?
414
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,304
Ah, well,
you could go to jail,
415
00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:04,805
or... you could pull
one last break-in
416
00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:07,508
to get that tape
from Dan's store!
417
00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:09,643
Break into Dan's store!
418
00:13:09,711 --> 00:13:12,079
That's the best idea
I've ever heard.
419
00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,081
Well, we're doing it
anyway.
420
00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:14,916
Rayna:What's in the briefcase?
421
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,017
I called in some favours
422
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:17,718
to get backup
for tonight's stakeout.
423
00:13:17,786 --> 00:13:21,121
Behold,
the Stun-Master 3000.
424
00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:24,057
Take out a 300 pound protestor
in a single shot.
425
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,058
Where'd you get this?
426
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,526
Craigslist.
427
00:13:26,593 --> 00:13:29,396
I wanted a harpoon gun,
but someone beat me to it.
428
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:32,532
So, who's just
a security guard now?
429
00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:34,500
I never said you were
just a security guard.
430
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:36,568
I said you were barely
a security guard.
431
00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:38,137
Oh. Sorry.
432
00:13:38,204 --> 00:13:39,704
You know, maybe I'll come
along with you
433
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:41,440
on that stakeout tonight.
434
00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:43,608
Just to make sure
you don't do anything crazy.
435
00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:46,445
Sure, but I'm taking
my stun gun with me.
436
00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:49,114
Uh, I think it might be safer
if I held onto that.
437
00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:50,615
(Stun gun crackles)
438
00:13:53,953 --> 00:13:54,720
Peter:Here's the plan.
439
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:56,820
Bernie, you're over here
watching the door
440
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,522
Terry, you're upon the roof.
441
00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,258
Terry:Why the roof?
442
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,827
So you rappel down the front ofthe store with a ninja-like grace.
443
00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:03,894
Terry:Why would I do that?
444
00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,030
Peter:'Cause it looks cool.
445
00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:09,566
I'm gonna run a zig-zag patternthrough the minefield.
446
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,401
Terry:The parking lot's
supposedto be mined now?
447
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:13,437
Peter:Oh yeah!
While I plantthe plastic explosives,
448
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,571
Bernie's gonna distractthe guard.
449
00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:15,705
Crotch face!
450
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:16,472
Bernie:Ooh, is he cute?
451
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,741
He is, if you find
robots cute!
452
00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,344
Beep-beep.You will be my flesh-bot.
453
00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,079
Terry:And we're done.
454
00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:23,446
Yeah. Okay, fine.
455
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:24,913
This only took me
14 hours to make.
456
00:14:24,982 --> 00:14:26,548
But we're done now.
457
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,483
Bernie: And I wanted to see
where things were gonna go
458
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,817
with this robot.
459
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:31,520
Guys, I think we need
a much simpler plan.
460
00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:33,589
Fine. Bernie,
you create a distraction,
461
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,791
while Terry and I go
through the front.
462
00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:37,826
Why would I help
with any of this?
463
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:38,961
Because if you don't,
I'll tell the cops
464
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,261
you broke out
of your own store.
465
00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:42,097
(Whispers)
And friendship.
466
00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,165
And friendship.
467
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,167
Fine then.
For friendship.
468
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,935
So this is the whole plan?
469
00:14:48,004 --> 00:14:48,936
Almost.
470
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:54,009
Okay, got the mushu pork,
bean curd and rice.
471
00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,110
Where should we start?
472
00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:57,611
Boyd?
473
00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:58,945
Boyd?
(Snoring)
474
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,716
Son of a bitch.
475
00:15:05,053 --> 00:15:06,553
Boyd and Rayna:
(Snoring)
476
00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:08,488
Terry: Explain to me againwhy we're wearing pirate costumes?
477
00:15:08,489 --> 00:15:11,257
Because if we get spotted,
pirates will take the blame!
478
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,558
Also, great things
always happen
479
00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:14,160
when I'm wearing
this costume.
480
00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:15,661
Hey, look! A quarter!
481
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:17,930
Explain to me again
482
00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:19,465
why we're wearing
pirate costumes?
483
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:22,035
Because if we get spotted,
pirates will take the blame!
484
00:15:22,102 --> 00:15:23,669
Also, great things
always happen
485
00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:25,171
when I'm wearing
this costume.
486
00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:26,539
Hey, five bucks!
487
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:29,007
(Singsongy)
Lucky costume.
488
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:30,875
Hey, look, a quarter!
489
00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,178
Explain to me again
490
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:34,546
why we're wearing
pirate costumes?
491
00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:36,814
Because if we get spotted,
pirates will take the blame!
492
00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:38,450
Also, great things
always happen
493
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,617
when I'm wearing
this costume.
494
00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:40,618
All right,
we're here.
495
00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:41,520
Why'd that seem
to take so long?
496
00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:42,820
I don't know.
497
00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:44,155
Terry and Peter:
Ahhh! Okay...
498
00:15:44,222 --> 00:15:45,923
Cardboard Dan. Cardboard Dan.
(Calming exhales)
499
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,224
All right.
All right.
500
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,561
Now,
to get us in...
501
00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:52,763
Watch yourself.
Watch.
502
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,800
What's wrong?
503
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,369
If we're caught breaking
into the store,
504
00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:00,336
Rayna will be
in serious trouble.
505
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:02,872
That's because somebody
was too afraid to rappel.
506
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,975
Don't worry.
I'll get us in with this.
507
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,544
A little jiggle up,
508
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,512
a little jiggle down...
509
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,147
Oops.
510
00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:12,282
I may have accidentally
511
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:15,117
dropped the card
in the store.
512
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,553
There is now a credit card
with your name on it
513
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,554
locked in the store?
514
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:19,921
Yes. Never fear,
515
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:22,157
I shall retrieve it
with my driver's licence.
516
00:16:22,225 --> 00:16:23,258
Sure you will.
517
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:24,759
Up and down...
Oops! Again.
518
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,062
- Didn't see that coming,
- yup.
519
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,230
- Third time's a charm.
- Sure.
520
00:16:28,298 --> 00:16:29,331
I will use
my birth certificate.
521
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,765
Go for it.
522
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,899
Now it's gone.
And there it is.
523
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,834
Can I borrow your wallet?
524
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:34,835
Both:
(Snoring)
525
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,272
Pirates!
526
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,907
Rayna! Pirates!
527
00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:40,575
You're dreaming.
Go back to sleep.
528
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,643
No, look!
529
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,945
It almost looks like...
Pirates!
530
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,581
Boyd:God help us,nothing stops pirates.
531
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,182
Lose a hand?They slap on a hook.
532
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,917
Lose a leg?
They slap on a peg.
533
00:16:50,985 --> 00:16:52,419
Lose an eye?
They slap on a parrot.
534
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:57,157
Son of a bitch!
535
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,891
Don't worry,
we'll get everything back
536
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,561
using the lease
to our store.
537
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,895
Terry:
Would you give me that?!
538
00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:07,433
Rayna,
I am so sorry.
539
00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:11,670
They're breaking in!
540
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,939
(Gasps)
Just like pirates!
541
00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:15,207
Not on my watch.
542
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,442
Time to shiver
some timbers.
543
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,843
Let's roll.
544
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,410
(Store alarm blares)
545
00:17:21,514 --> 00:17:23,448
Bernie: Booga-ooga!
I'm distracting you!
546
00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:24,349
Agh!
547
00:17:25,518 --> 00:17:27,952
Oh my God.
548
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,121
I just zapped Bernie.
549
00:17:30,189 --> 00:17:31,756
I'll lose my job.
550
00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:33,391
I'll go to jail!
I'm ruined!
551
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,592
Keep calm.
Keep calm.
552
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,926
Old Boyd's got a plan.
553
00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:39,296
Just gently hand over
the stun gun.
554
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,897
Gently...
Gentle.
555
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,635
(Stun gun crackles,
Rayna grunts)
556
00:17:51,675 --> 00:17:53,242
(Stun gun crackles,
Boyd grunts)
557
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,843
Per r and Terry:
(Whispering) Go, go, go, go!
558
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,412
(Store alarm sounds)
559
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:05,454
Well, we did it.
We got the security tape back.
560
00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:07,189
Yup, my plan worked.
561
00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:09,524
Ah, I'm pretty sure
it was my plan.
562
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:10,592
You wouldn't even have
had a plan
563
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,361
if my plan hadn't backfired.
564
00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:15,997
What happened to you
last night?
565
00:18:16,065 --> 00:18:16,898
Well...
566
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,569
Boyd:
(Garbled grunts)
567
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,705
It's still a little fuzzy.
568
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,307
Uh, so I didn't know
you guys
569
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,109
were actually going
to rob Sportapalooza.
570
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,177
What do you mean?
That was my whole plan.
571
00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:31,345
Uh, my plan.
572
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,546
Uh no, you guys
don't understand.
573
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,651
Holy crap!
574
00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:38,952
Look what your plan did!
575
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,119
Somebody must've seen
the broken glass
576
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,588
and pulled off a real heist.
577
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:42,788
The police, they're gonna
put a mindworm in my ear
578
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:43,823
and force me
to tell the truth.
579
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,957
Peter,
pull yourself together!
580
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:46,158
Nobody's onto us.
581
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:47,627
Dan:I'm onto you.
582
00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:49,729
- Dan.
- Got to admit, boys,
583
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,130
pretty ballsy
breaking the window
584
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,032
to steal that
surveillance tape.
585
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,000
Shame you didn't remember
to steal the surveillance tape
586
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,369
of last night's break-in.
587
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,737
Dammit! I knew you
forgot something!
588
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,004
What a terrible plan!
589
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,307
Nice disguises though.
I couldn't tell it was you
590
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,875
'cause you were dressed up
as pirates.
591
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,410
Only I could tell
it was you
592
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,113
'cause you were dressed up
as pirates.
593
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,548
It does sound like us.
594
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,116
I cleaned out my store.
595
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,950
When the insurance company
gets a look at the tape
596
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,017
of you boys breaking in,
597
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:15,886
I should make
a small fortune,
598
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,622
thanks to
you two assholes.
599
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,822
You're welcome.
600
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,857
Don't say
"you're welcome."
601
00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:21,459
It's my insurance
adjuster now.
602
00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:23,093
Let's see how much
I'm gonna make.
603
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,663
You got Dan.
Uh-huh.
604
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,664
I see.
605
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,632
Ha. Fantastic.
606
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:29,832
(Phone smashes)
607
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,735
Apparently, they don't cover
acts of piracy.
608
00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:33,336
Woo hoo!
609
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:34,504
Pirates rule!
610
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:35,838
Now I gotta load
the whole store back in
611
00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:37,574
from that truck.
612
00:19:37,642 --> 00:19:39,409
- What truck?
- My truck.
613
00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:40,777
What?
614
00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:41,778
Somebody stole my truck!
615
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:43,179
No.
616
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:44,647
Dammit!
It was right there!
617
00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:47,283
Huh. I guess when you have
three fake break-in's in a week,
618
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,784
you're bound to attract
real criminals.
619
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:49,685
Damn.
620
00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:52,288
I hate you guys.
621
00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:58,952
Terry:You look exhausted.
622
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,788
I mean, beautifully...
623
00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:03,323
I'm not gonna save this one.
Exhausted.
624
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:04,424
I was up all night
625
00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:06,025
staking out the mall
with Boyd.
626
00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,026
Really?
627
00:20:07,094 --> 00:20:08,428
Did you catch us?
628
00:20:08,496 --> 00:20:09,663
Peter: Them!
Terry: Them?
629
00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,232
Actually...
630
00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:15,968
Rayna: Ungh!
Boyd: (Garbled grunt)
631
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,403
They got away.
632
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,737
So no one got fired.
633
00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:20,406
Oh, someone did.
My boss.
634
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:21,907
I'm sorry?
635
00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:24,176
I'm not.
Mr. Masumoto was a douche.
636
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,411
He wasn't even Japanese.
637
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:26,712
He just thought
it sounded efficient.
638
00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:28,647
That's great news!
639
00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:33,151
I can't believe
we got away with it.
640
00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:35,720
It truly was
the perfect crime.
641
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,288
Cop:I knew it was you all along!
642
00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:39,056
Oh no.
643
00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,458
Cop:Yes.
644
00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:41,593
I want you to play
"I knew it was you all along"
645
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,094
as our first dance!
646
00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:44,795
Ugh.
647
00:20:44,863 --> 00:20:47,031
Wedding bands -
don't get me started.
648
00:20:47,099 --> 00:20:48,966
Uh, can we help you?
649
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,800
Yep, solved the crime.
650
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:54,838
Found these burned boots
out by the dumpster.
651
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,306
Oh my God.
652
00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,709
Footsteps match the ones
leaving your store.
653
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:01,712
I dusted them for fingerprints,
but, ah, there were none.
654
00:21:01,779 --> 00:21:03,079
Yes.
655
00:21:03,147 --> 00:21:04,814
Cop:
There's only one explanation:
656
00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:07,650
The criminal
spontaneously combusted.
657
00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:09,452
Boom! Two for two.
Come on.
658
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,220
Well, thanks
for telling us.
659
00:21:11,288 --> 00:21:13,456
Well, I hope this restores
your faith
660
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,858
in the police department.
661
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,192
Where's my gun?
662
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,895
Who's the idiot now?
663
00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:20,996
That guy.
664
00:21:20,997 --> 00:21:23,265
Thought you lost
another one, buddy<./i>
665
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:33,266
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