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It is high time that you get married, Alexandre.
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Soon, nobody wants him anymore.
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Look at your brother. He is married and has a child, soon maybe two.
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Someone must bring the Karrastopoulosätten on.
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But we'll never be a wedding picture where -just toilet paper!
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- All married I do feel bad. - That's life.
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You get married, you have children, you feel bad ... But you're married!
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- Otherwise aged man alone. - And die alone.
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You need a woman who cooks, cleans, cuts your toenails ...
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Come and get yourself a little muscle on my gym -
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- So you get lots of women since.
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I would take Stavroula. She has a good job and lots of money.
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- How much? - Two properties at Circular Quay.
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I can meet girls on their own.
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- When I die, then? - Yes, if it comes to that.
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I may never get married!
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What a shame. Your little brother getting married before you.
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Your dad's so handsome, dressed up to the spirit in the bottle.
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- Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.
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- Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.
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Get out, all men. It is time for the women's party.
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Pythagoras, Greek course, showed that C² = a² + b².
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When will we get use to it?
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- You play football, huh? If you lift weights? - Yes, to gain muscle.
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Mathematics trains the muscles up here -
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- So you get better at football.
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No cell phones in class, the tutor!
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- I will not. - We always go out on Fridays!
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- Claire will bring a colleague. - I do not like to be paired.
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- Is he talking with his girlfriend? - He's gay.
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- Your students say you're gay. - They always do.
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Now you can prove otherwise.
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No, I never set my foot in a bar again.
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Talk to her. She is Greek, it will appear on the mustache.
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- Sorry! - Will not you help me up?
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Well, of course.
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Sorry.
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How did it go?
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Apart from the fracture and should dress ...
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- Take the barstool, you. - No, I do not want it.
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- Well, take it. - I'll take it.
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- It was Greek. - I'm not greek.
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- What the hell am I doing ...? - What did you say?
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I was hittvingad.
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I also! I have worked in court all day and a colleague took me here.
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- So you're a lawyer? - Greedy and uncaring ... I know.
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- No, I thought extol the legal profession. - So you're a lawyer?
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No, I'm a math teacher.
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Should not you be at home and solve equations?
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I calculated the probability of meeting someone nice here.
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- How big was it? - I have not finished counting yet.
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- My name is Eve. - Alex.
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So you've found each other.
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What a beautiful view.
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Yes, I see it from work every day, but have never climbed.
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- What oaustraliskt of you! - Have you done it?
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No, I'm afraid of heights.
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Dad went over that bridge 40 years ago, with $ 20 in his pocket.
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He jumped on a boat and said, "Take me to the Harbour Bridge!"
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Two days later, he met a grumpy old Greek.
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"Are you Greek? This is my daughter."
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When they reached the bridge was mom and dad promised.
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Four houses and a souvlakibar later, here I am.
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My parents have only one house.
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They use the notes as insulation, as all Arabs.
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- You will probably not sleep much last night. - I do not live with Paul.
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- Do you live alone? - No.
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- At the parents? - It's a little hard to explain ...
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I live with my. The real estate market is difficult and the rent is just ...
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- ... Dead money. My father's words. - It's Mom's standard phrase.
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- See you. - Do not do anything I would not do.
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What do we do now?
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- What is everyone doing at this time. - What is it?
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- I'm a bit of a speed demon. - You do not say...
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- What have you been drinking? - No, it is against my religion.
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But above all, let me be for the sake of calories.
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Hello there! So there you must not do.
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Shut up! Mind your own business!
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- Incredible! - Yes, what is it with people ...?
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- Alexandre? Is it you? - Yes, Daddy.
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Thanks for the ride.
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I usually let my students meet with professionals of foreign origin ...
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- It's probably not a good idea. - Why not?
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I take 480 per hour.
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I'm just kidding.
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How you going to get married when you're doing that?
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Pinched you see her ass? Come, I will show.
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Prepared? Come on, lift!
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Take in! Come on! One more!
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One, two ... So yes!
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Six ... Well, take in!
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With crossed legs. Very nice!
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Hello, girls.
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A crappy, crappy two, three shit ...
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I apologize.
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It's time for something fun, exciting and stimulating: Algebra!
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- The Arabs invented algebra. - The Greeks invented everything, Rima!
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Rima's right. The Arabs invented it, but the Greeks made it sexy.
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- Alpha, Beta ... - ... gamma neck.
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Hi.
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- Can I come in? - Sure, come on in.
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Miss El Masry's lawyer -
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- And will talk to you about the law as a career choice.
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Come out, you bäfvans lawyer!
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Stop boast your Shakespeare Quote, schoolmaster.
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- Excuse me, are you single? - I only helps.
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- As if she was dating a teacher. - What is wrong with the teacher?
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- Give the iron, the schoolmaster. - Talk about personal chemistry.
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You have to think about chemistry in the next lesson.
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When I was your age were also losers to school.
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"I was an immigrant kid who no one believed" -
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- "But I struggled and succeeded." Recognize this?
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How many of you want to contribute to society?
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Giving voice to those who do not have their own voice.
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Defending human rights?
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How many of you want to get rich?
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If he asks, do you go out with him?
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- You are persistent, that's good. - What the hell did you call me ?!
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- Thanks for letting me come here. - Thanks! Students liked you.
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Okay bye.
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- You should have asked her. - I told you he's gay.
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Why did you do it?
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I thought about it, but saw before me that our parents met.
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When should you stop adapt to your parents? Call her!
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Mr. Karrastopoulos! Here comes the unwanted son.
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Hey, it's Eve. Leave a message.
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Servant. Hi.
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This is Alex from school. I just wanted to say hi -
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- And thank you for coming today.
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And...
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You have Burns to Crown tomorrow morning, Claire.
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Tack.
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The food is delicious, Mrs. Karrastopoulos.
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It does not fit, you can cook your own food.
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Send the bread. Wake!
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- Behave yourself, Stav. - He's gone.
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Sorry.
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- Hello? - If I call inappropriate?
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- No not at all! - I was going to ask if you want ...
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- Why do you have a Muslim books? - A moment.
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They are Paul. He is dating a Muslim. But I advise him.
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- Why do you do it? - Because she's a Muslim!
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- Are you happy, Paul? - I love her.
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Do not listen to this idiot. So what if she is Muslim?
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- Just our boys are happy. - Amen!
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Thousands of women, and you choose a Muslim?
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- How do you stand out? - Alcohol in quantities.
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Sorry about that. Want to go for a drink sometime?
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- It's probably not a good idea. - Personal chemistry, then? Students saw it.
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- It is not. - So you agree? Just a drink!
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No, you do not drink. No ... pork steak? Vegetarian?
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I'm sorry, Alex. It was nice meeting you.
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She's checking you out.
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The church is the perfect pickup instead.
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I'm just trying to help.
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Picks up on my wife in the church?
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Incompetent.
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I got engaged on Saturday, with my cousin Abdul.
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- Cousin? - It's okay in our religion.
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Every Lebanese is married to his cousin.
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Do not look so shocked, it was allowed in England too.
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Yes, but it's not 1500 anymore earnings ratio.
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- When are you getting married? - Next year. If you know you know it.
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A friend of mine recently met a Muslim woman, and said the same thing.
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- Where they met? - At a bar.
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- She drank alcohol? - No water.
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- Dating you a Muslim? - No, a friend.
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Be careful you do not get a rod of her brothers.
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- What do you see in him, Sara? - His cock is as great as his ego.
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If she is a believer bet she did not wholeheartedly until she marries.
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A wise Muslim does not choose a non - Muslim. The parents are insane!
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- He has good job, good family ... - Our values differ.
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- You're damn smoked. - Chris ...
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You're damn smoked.
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- You must work on your love life. - Yes, you need a girlfriend.
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- Why do I need it? - You see empty out.
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Yes, it radiates not about you.
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It fixes most of the brothel for $ 180.
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- Hello. - Stalking is a crime.
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It's not stalking if you only do it once. I hope...
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How can you be sure that you do not say to yourself in 30 years:
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"Alex should have had a chance. He was lactose intolerant, but okay."
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- She gives you a chance. - Really?
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Paja not a cliché biodejt only.
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I had imagined this.
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GIFT VOUCHER
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- Yeah, do you have any brothers? - Five pieces.
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But do not worry, they sit inside.
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What are you doing?
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- Is she Greek? - No, but she would like.
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- I like her already. - You will love her.
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She talks about her problems, you should not try to solve them.
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I have been a real casanova.
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Go to a fancy place, was not stingy. Here you get.
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- Have fun now. - Thanks.
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He is matchless.
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- How is the weather in Beirut? - Do not yell, they can hear you.
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Show us the husband.
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Come and visit now.
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- How's it going? - Eve! Eve!
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We skypar! Where are you?
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I have to hurry out.
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Muhammad, your fiance, he skypar from Lebanon!
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- He is not my fiance. - Soon!
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- I'm not interested! - You had so much fun together.
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It was a year ago. Forget it.
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- It is a good Muslim family. - Stop! We're just friends.
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- Talk to him. - I can not, Mom.
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Please, Mom, you can not.
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Talk a little short for my sake.
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Sorry, Dad.
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- Hey, Eve! - Hello. How are you?
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- Good. How is it at work? - Good. Much to do.
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I was going to come and visit.
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There ... I have ... It would be nice.
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- Then we can hang out. - Yes.
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It goes up the stairs to bågvalvets highest point -1332 steps.
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Arch rises to 134 meters above sea level.
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The roadway is so high that cruise ships can pass underneath.
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With six million bolts and 52,000 tons of steel ...
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Excuse. Did you come here by boat under the bridge?
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I came with jumbo jet, your whippersnapper.
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- How is the weather in Beirut? - Warm. It's summer.
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- How is it with you? - Cold.
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I must go now, I'm late. It was nice to talk.
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See you soon. Bye.
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Where are you going?
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I knew you would come. This is yours.
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- Thanks. - How does it feel?
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Do not worry, this will be fun.
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No...
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If you want to stay?
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No ... I want to end up.
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You did it!
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- Look at the view! - No.
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Mother!
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- Come home for dinner. - Yes good Bye.
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When will you get married? We can find a nice Muslim at you in Lebanon.
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- Maybe I will find someone before then. - You do not like the Muslims here.
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- He may not be a Muslim. - An Australian, full days on end?
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"G'day, mate! Ro hit beer and meat pie!"
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- What is their culture? - Greek culture, then?
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Greeks are talking only about the antiquity! They think they have invented everything.
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00:31:31,705 --> 00:31:36,913
- Do not they? - No, Sanskrit came from us.
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00:31:36,997 --> 00:31:41,080
- Oil and algebra. - We give to charity.
246
00:31:41,164 --> 00:31:46,414
Greeks are greedy. They have to pay to pray!
247
00:31:49,247 --> 00:31:54,206
I knew Greg.
248
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:57,123
I had a mind to kill you.
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If your father found out, he had done it.
250
00:32:01,081 --> 00:32:07,415
But I know you will not pull dishonor upon us again.
251
00:32:19,874 --> 00:32:26,041
Good morning. My name is Bassam and I'll talk to you today.
252
00:32:26,124 --> 00:32:30,333
- Why do we have headscarves? - I told you.
253
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:36,249
Islam is all about family. Islam is against everything that divides the family.
254
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:42,750
We Greeks also wants the family. Maybe too much sometimes.
255
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:46,250
Tomer is in love with a Muslim.
256
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:51,834
- Yes, he wants to learn about Islam. - What is a mosque with his owner to do?
257
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:57,459
- Will you marry non -muslimer? - Only men can do it.
258
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,251
- Damn smoked. - Chris!
259
00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:02,667
I said "damn", not "damn".
260
00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:09,584
Young law sometimes. I do too.
261
00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:15,751
- If you need to convert? - We believe that everyone is born as Muslims.
262
00:33:15,835 --> 00:33:21,168
So if you live as a Muslim, you may marry her.
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00:33:21,252 --> 00:33:27,127
- He must be a Muslim. - Now you get rod of the Greeks instead.
264
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,919
Okay, follow me.
265
00:34:16,004 --> 00:34:21,838
- Here comes the bad influence! - Allahu Akbar ...
266
00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:33,880
A sort of Lebanese trousseau. Mom has collected since before I was born.
267
00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:39,047
- But she never married, like you. - Paul friar never.
268
00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:42,172
- We must change. - Where are you going?
269
00:34:42,255 --> 00:34:44,839
One thing about the job.
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00:34:44,922 --> 00:34:49,672
Muhammad is supposed Skype! What should I say?
271
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:53,172
Tell her she has met another.
272
00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:03,256
She broke up because I was not married material.
273
00:35:03,339 --> 00:35:09,881
I asked what it is, and she said, "over half a million after tax".
274
00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:15,382
I took it pretty well, and pursued her only half a year.
275
00:35:15,465 --> 00:35:19,799
When it ended with Greg, I left the country in a year.
276
00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:25,841
He could not handle my religion. It would be easier to be a Christian.
277
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:30,049
- You have not hijab. - Then take the people for a bomber.
278
00:35:30,132 --> 00:35:33,841
My parents are active believers, but not me. Are you religious?
279
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:40,550
Hell no, thank God ... They accept it, only I marry a Greek.
280
00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:47,091
- Then this is doomed to failure. - Would little religion hinder us?
281
00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:54,425
This is where we are. You will feel comfortable, it is traditional Greek.
282
00:35:54,508 --> 00:35:57,675
Stuff I grew up with.
283
00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:09,217
You've probably never been to a Greek feast before.
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00:36:13,634 --> 00:36:16,718
Can I join in?
285
00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:20,343
- No ... - Come on, Eve!
286
00:36:20,426 --> 00:36:25,468
- I do not know how to do it. - Left, right, left, right ...
287
00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:28,760
And back. Are you in?
288
00:36:48,261 --> 00:36:50,803
Alex!
289
00:38:01,889 --> 00:38:04,431
He is full.
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00:38:15,973 --> 00:38:18,765
- Where have you been? - On a job ...
291
00:38:18,848 --> 00:38:24,265
You meet a non -muslim. Do not lie to me!
292
00:38:24,349 --> 00:38:28,682
- How did you find out? - Never mind! Have you...?
293
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:32,266
- Mamma!
- Har ni haft s -e -x?
294
00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:37,016
- It's none of your doing! - This is your fault!
295
00:38:37,099 --> 00:38:41,099
- My fault? - You are not strict enough!
296
00:38:41,183 --> 00:38:45,475
Your 30 year-old daughter's -e -x with a non -muslim!
297
00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:48,850
Who put on my sister ?!
298
00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:55,475
- What are the other Lebanese say? - So what what they gossip about!
299
00:38:55,558 --> 00:38:58,767
- They will talk about us! - Salwa!
300
00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:03,892
Should you pull dishonor upon your family for a stand about half a year?
301
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,767
Greg did after that!
302
00:39:06,851 --> 00:39:10,809
Do his parents about it? Do you think they accept you?
303
00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:13,809
Leave him!
304
00:39:46,977 --> 00:39:51,478
- Want to get drunk? - Half is for me.
305
00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,394
Really?
306
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:06,270
- Yikes! - You get used to it.
307
00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:13,270
- Where is this going? - Which one?
308
00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:16,104
Our relationship.
309
00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:22,479
- Have you told your parents? - No.
310
00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:31,438
Alex ... It's probably best that we end this -
311
00:40:31,521 --> 00:40:35,230
- Before one of us gets hurt.
312
00:40:37,105 --> 00:40:39,355
Okay.
313
00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:44,605
- Come on. - Where?
314
00:40:44,688 --> 00:40:48,397
I'll introduce you to my parents.
315
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,230
- If they are not mad then? - If they are not more than that, I'm satisfied.
316
00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:59,439
- I can not believe I'm doing this. - Do not think, we just do it.
317
00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:09,189
- We'll meet his parents. - Holy shit.
318
00:41:11,606 --> 00:41:16,440
They have been together for five minutes, and now she will meet Alex's parents?
319
00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:21,940
We have been together for five months. Why have not I been able to meet your?
320
00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:26,565
It presents not fuck buddies for their parents.
321
00:41:26,649 --> 00:41:29,774
So we're fuck buddies?
322
00:41:31,524 --> 00:41:32,690
Out!
323
00:41:37,982 --> 00:41:42,483
Mother? Dad? Is anybody home?
324
00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:47,316
It is cleaner than my parents. I thought that was impossible.
325
00:41:47,399 --> 00:41:51,900
Mommy's in love with detergent. No no...
326
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:59,192
- Do you use my home as a brothel? - No! This is...
327
00:42:01,025 --> 00:42:05,484
This is Eve, my ... colleague.
328
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:11,151
- Snack, you had sex on the couch. - Is that why there are plastic covers?
329
00:42:12,692 --> 00:42:15,192
- So good you have it. - Are you Greek?
330
00:42:15,276 --> 00:42:18,151
- No, I'm l ... - Lesbian?
331
00:42:18,234 --> 00:42:21,609
- No, I li ... - Lithuanian. She is from Lithuania.
332
00:42:21,693 --> 00:42:24,318
- Where is it? - South America.
333
00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:29,360
- Come on, Rod. - No, I want to know more about Lithuania.
334
00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:33,152
You may have a friend of my waster?
335
00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:37,193
- What kind are you looking for? - A woman with a pulse.
336
00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:41,819
- I have a friend named Su Lin ... - An Asian?
337
00:42:41,902 --> 00:42:46,735
- They're like cockroaches and any place! - Then I have an Australian.
338
00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:51,027
They are tattooed, super, smoke ...
339
00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:54,528
- They are light-footed. - But they like to ride.
340
00:42:54,611 --> 00:42:59,153
And they can not cook, but meat pie in the microwave.
341
00:42:59,236 --> 00:43:05,903
Do not worry about my husband. Only she is so kind, so we are satisfied.
342
00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:08,528
I'm just kidding.
343
00:43:08,611 --> 00:43:11,695
Lebanese Muslim, then?
344
00:43:11,778 --> 00:43:15,195
- Why not? - They are terrorists.
345
00:43:15,278 --> 00:43:18,862
- Suicide bombers. - Osama bin Laden.
346
00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:22,362
- Fidel Castro. - No, now I take offense!
347
00:43:22,445 --> 00:43:27,029
- Why? - Because I'm dating a Muslim!
348
00:43:27,112 --> 00:43:30,529
Eve is not Lithuanian, but Lebanese.
349
00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:33,696
And we should move in together!
350
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:46,197
A Muslim ?! Out! Out!
351
00:43:57,405 --> 00:44:00,739
Are you happy now?
352
00:44:03,781 --> 00:44:07,447
- That went well. - Beyond expectation.
353
00:44:07,531 --> 00:44:10,114
- Really? - No.
354
00:44:10,198 --> 00:44:14,698
Are you going to move in together? It's what I call dedication.
355
00:44:14,781 --> 00:44:17,906
- What did the parents? - They had to call an ambulance.
356
00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:23,490
- There you see. - Want to see these again or not?
357
00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:26,365
This is Alex wrong.
358
00:44:26,448 --> 00:44:30,240
- It can not work. - It is certain.
359
00:44:30,324 --> 00:44:35,324
- Did you forget Greg? - Do not compare Alex with the pig.
360
00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:41,366
Mom might have been right. Muhammad is perhaps best for me.
361
00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:47,324
You're not interested, you said when you came home from Lebanon.
362
00:44:47,408 --> 00:44:54,866
Because I'm an idiot. Marriage is a contract for reproduction sake.
363
00:44:54,950 --> 00:45:02,617
Love is just a gimmick. All it gives us the anguish and heartache.
364
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,450
You do not believe in that stuff myself.
365
00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:11,325
I can not imagine how my parents would react.
366
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,326
There is only one way to find out.
367
00:45:33,326 --> 00:45:40,618
- Eve! Where have you been? - We have been beside ourselves with worry!
368
00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:45,077
Muhammad has skypat all evening. What should I say?
369
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,077
Have you made out with your dirty Greeks?
370
00:45:49,952 --> 00:45:53,869
He wants me to move in with him.
371
00:46:06,995 --> 00:46:10,286
- It's not a good idea. - Feeling good mother?
372
00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:14,203
Yes, but Dad has not been so angry -
373
00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:19,037
- Since he forgot to submit lotto line, and he got four right.
374
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:24,079
How the hell were you thinking when you took home a Muslim ?!
375
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,580
Alex?
376
00:47:02,664 --> 00:47:07,247
Let be my sister, otherwise you take out life insurance.
377
00:47:18,664 --> 00:47:21,498
I thought you were in prison.
378
00:47:41,082 --> 00:47:43,666
Good morning, my son!
379
00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:48,582
Thanks! How are you, Mom?
380
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:54,458
Yes, do not worry about me. It takes more than that to kill me.
381
00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:10,542
Is it true that your daughter should marry a non -muslim?
382
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:15,917
- Who told you that? - I saw it on Youtube.
383
00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:23,001
Nonsense, they are just colleagues.
384
00:48:23,084 --> 00:48:28,168
I swear on my mother's grave that she will marry a Muslim.
385
00:48:28,251 --> 00:48:31,293
Hello, Mustafa and Ibrahim.
386
00:49:07,294 --> 00:49:10,545
Dad wants to talk to you.
387
00:49:14,711 --> 00:49:17,212
Now you are in trouble, Uncle Alex.
388
00:49:17,295 --> 00:49:21,712
Your Lebanese seem nice, but then you forget about the house.
389
00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:24,003
I do not want the house.
390
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:28,962
You get a car, vacation in Greece, you just do not get married.
391
00:49:29,045 --> 00:49:32,921
- I do not want a car. - Then you're not my son!
392
00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:38,837
You're not even religious, dad. You think it's hypocrisy.
393
00:49:38,921 --> 00:49:45,088
- Quiet, the priest can hear. - You've said it yourself.
394
00:49:45,171 --> 00:49:50,713
- All just gossip in the church. - Other boys go anyway there.
395
00:49:50,796 --> 00:49:55,130
- They just go there to pick up. - If only you had done it!
396
00:49:55,213 --> 00:50:00,380
- Greece and Islam's enemies. - We live in Australia, Dad.
397
00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:04,255
So you want him to marry a Lebanese?
398
00:50:04,339 --> 00:50:10,797
Greece was occupied by the Muslims in 400 years. They slaughtered all Christian men.
399
00:50:10,881 --> 00:50:16,464
But we fought! If you marry you throw away 400 years of struggle -
400
00:50:16,548 --> 00:50:21,089
- For our religion, for our right to live ...
401
00:50:21,173 --> 00:50:25,256
She is nice, but this is more important than love.
402
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:31,715
Finish, otherwise you lose your home, your family-all!
403
00:50:46,424 --> 00:50:51,632
I remember the first game I took you on. Look, how happy you were.
404
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:55,883
Your mother was not as happy.
405
00:50:57,091 --> 00:51:01,258
Sit down, I want to talk to you.
406
00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:15,884
What should we do? Do you think you'll agree?
407
00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:20,592
Alex is not a Muslim.
408
00:51:20,675 --> 00:51:26,884
When we came here, we chose not to be like other Lebanese families.
409
00:51:26,967 --> 00:51:31,468
We have encouraged you to blend in, to mix s ...
410
00:51:31,551 --> 00:51:38,426
I thought that we were right, but now I do not anymore.
411
00:51:38,510 --> 00:51:44,885
If we had been more stringent maybe this had not happened.
412
00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:51,427
I'm sorry. It was not supposed to be like this.
413
00:51:54,635 --> 00:51:59,427
- I love him, Dad. - Love?
414
00:52:01,177 --> 00:52:06,386
- He is a very good person. - Good man?
415
00:52:07,928 --> 00:52:10,261
I love him.
416
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:23,803
I want to meet Alex and his family.
417
00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:30,220
Invite them home to us.
418
00:52:30,304 --> 00:52:34,220
Bassam ... Have you gone mad?
419
00:52:35,345 --> 00:52:38,012
Not now, Salwa.
420
00:52:38,846 --> 00:52:43,596
- Eve seemed nice. - Everyone is nice at first.
421
00:52:43,679 --> 00:52:47,471
If Alex likes her, she must be good.
422
00:52:47,554 --> 00:52:53,680
What do you want me to do? Inviting Muslims on tabbouleh?
423
00:52:55,471 --> 00:52:58,180
Do you want to get married?
424
00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:04,972
- Do you want your son to become a Muslim? - She is a Muslim, he is orthodox.
425
00:53:05,055 --> 00:53:08,055
- It does not work that way. - Then we solve it.
426
00:53:08,139 --> 00:53:11,972
Do you want your grandchildren to become a Muslim?
427
00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:14,222
Not if it's a boy.
428
00:53:14,306 --> 00:53:17,639
They would circumcise his tiny penis!
429
00:53:20,056 --> 00:53:26,473
Alex will realize that the Orthodox and Muslims are like oil and water.
430
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:34,807
Eve's parents have invited us home.
431
00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:39,807
I hate Bankstown. It is like Lebanon!
432
00:53:39,890 --> 00:53:42,140
No talking about Muslims, Dad.
433
00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:46,849
If they say something about the Greeks, they hear what we think of them!
434
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:52,682
- Typically Greeks. Always running late. - Tell the mother not to offend them.
435
00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:57,266
If they're talking nonsense, I intend to tell it like it is.
436
00:54:03,099 --> 00:54:05,558
Wait!
437
00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:10,725
Many are shot here. We must be careful.
438
00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:32,309
Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Karrastopoulos.
439
00:54:32,976 --> 00:54:36,184
- The shoes, Dad. - Are you stupid?
440
00:54:36,268 --> 00:54:40,893
- It does not, Alex. - Your feet stink.
441
00:54:44,726 --> 00:54:48,185
Luckily I am prepared.
442
00:54:49,310 --> 00:54:52,727
Mom, Dad ... This is Alex.
443
00:54:55,519 --> 00:55:00,602
This is my parents Salwa and Bassam El-Masri.
444
00:55:00,685 --> 00:55:02,686
Welcome.
445
00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:04,936
You can be yourself!
446
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:12,436
- My wife has made Greek baklava. - It is certainly delicious.
447
00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:17,103
I have made Lebanese beklewa.
448
00:55:30,478 --> 00:55:34,354
- Would you like something to drink? - Yes, ouzo.
449
00:55:34,437 --> 00:55:37,937
There is no alcohol.
450
00:55:38,562 --> 00:55:40,604
What is this nonsense?
451
00:55:40,687 --> 00:55:43,271
Tea is good.
452
00:55:52,979 --> 00:55:56,855
- You have a very nice ... - How did you ...
453
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,188
- Lebanese music? - Yes.
454
00:56:06,272 --> 00:56:10,355
- Do you hear the bouzouki? - It is similar to the Greek music.
455
00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:14,355
- We are more alike than you might think. - Nonsense.
456
00:56:18,606 --> 00:56:22,439
It went well for Greece Basketball EM.
457
00:56:22,522 --> 00:56:25,064
The Greek gods are on our side.
458
00:56:25,148 --> 00:56:29,106
Do not talk about your gods. Allah is one.
459
00:56:29,189 --> 00:56:35,148
Mr. Karrastopoulos will talk about Greek gods, if he wants it.
460
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,232
What do you think about ...?
461
00:56:44,315 --> 00:56:48,940
- Giorgo! - It tastes like shit!
462
00:56:49,024 --> 00:56:52,190
Give me your baklava, please.
463
00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:58,649
I'll run up her baklava in his fat ass.
464
00:57:05,524 --> 00:57:08,691
What do you think about what has happened?
465
00:57:08,775 --> 00:57:15,150
You are nice, but I do not want to see my son with a Muslim.
466
00:57:15,233 --> 00:57:20,442
I do not want to see my daughter with a Greek who is pampered by her mother.
467
00:57:20,525 --> 00:57:24,317
- She's crazy! - No insults.
468
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,775
Should we not ask Alex and Eve?
469
00:57:27,859 --> 00:57:30,901
- Where would you stay? - We can rent something.
470
00:57:30,984 --> 00:57:36,192
- Rent is just dead money. - Rent is just dead money.
471
00:57:39,401 --> 00:57:43,318
- When are you getting married? - And where?
472
00:57:43,401 --> 00:57:45,985
We have not talked about yet.
473
00:57:46,068 --> 00:57:50,860
- Eve may not marry in a church. - Alex may not marry in a mosque.
474
00:57:50,943 --> 00:57:55,277
Stupid Greek. You do not marry in mosques.
475
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,152
- We may not get married. - Even worse!
476
00:57:58,235 --> 00:58:02,110
- Do you have children? - Maybe later.
477
00:58:02,194 --> 00:58:05,319
- What religion should they have? - Orthodox!
478
00:58:05,402 --> 00:58:09,444
I do not let my grandson drowned in boiling water.
479
00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:12,777
I do not let my grandchildren have ridiculous huckleberry!
480
00:58:12,861 --> 00:58:18,528
- You're stupid, Mr. Skatopolis! - Karrastopoulos!
481
00:58:18,611 --> 00:58:23,528
Have you not pli on your wife? You Lebanese places just to cause trouble!
482
00:58:23,611 --> 00:58:30,695
- You retire as a teenager! - You're ruining our country!
483
00:58:30,778 --> 00:58:36,987
Stop screaming! That's enough!
484
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:43,070
- Hi. - Muhammad!
485
00:58:43,154 --> 00:58:45,487
You come at the right time.
486
00:58:45,571 --> 00:58:50,029
- Who are you? - Eve's fiancé.
487
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:55,113
- Are you engaged? - No!
488
00:58:55,196 --> 00:59:01,446
- Yes! - Wonderful! - What did I say?
489
00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:06,863
This was nice. You have a nice home and a beautiful daughter.
490
00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:10,572
My congratulations!
491
00:59:10,655 --> 00:59:17,614
- Wait, Alex. - No, we'll miss the Greek X Factor.
492
00:59:17,697 --> 00:59:21,406
Nice to meet you, Mr. Skatopolis!
493
01:00:02,824 --> 01:00:07,033
- How are you darling? - Leave me alone.
494
01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:12,825
Trust me. It is best this way.
495
01:00:13,783 --> 01:00:21,075
I know it's hard now, but you will forget Alex.
496
01:00:21,158 --> 01:00:25,325
You will forget him.
497
01:00:33,784 --> 01:00:35,951
Okay.
498
01:00:55,410 --> 01:01:03,535
Do you hear! Take this to the car. Set it over there.
499
01:01:05,827 --> 01:01:12,827
It says it! Hurry up! Incompetent ...
500
01:01:13,994 --> 01:01:18,203
There you go. Slowly.
501
01:01:18,703 --> 01:01:22,578
Relax. Continue.
502
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:27,661
- Hello. - Help...
503
01:01:34,578 --> 01:01:38,537
Alex ... Alex ...
504
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:43,537
Hi.
505
01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:48,329
- Alex. - Good luck!
506
01:01:50,621 --> 01:01:53,121
Alex!
507
01:01:54,204 --> 01:01:59,996
Sorry for what happened. Sorry for everything.
508
01:02:08,663 --> 01:02:12,538
It does not matter. He seemed nice.
509
01:02:12,622 --> 01:02:17,622
He said the same thing about you. Perhaps it is you who should get married.
510
01:02:17,705 --> 01:02:21,455
It is not, he is a Muslim.
511
01:02:57,665 --> 01:03:01,582
You guys! Take in the hotel.
512
01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:25,125
- Ana bahebak. - What did you say?
513
01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:30,584
Nothing. I think I have the hand brake in the leg.
514
01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:34,250
Really sophisticated neck in a car ...
515
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:44,667
- What len you are! - Do you like it?
516
01:03:51,168 --> 01:03:54,335
- Did it go well? - Yes.
517
01:09:26,016 --> 01:09:30,100
Is there a problem in the gangster paradise, Sarah?
518
01:09:30,183 --> 01:09:38,142
His parents told him to dump its Australian sharamouda.
519
01:09:38,225 --> 01:09:41,559
- What does it mean? - Slut.
520
01:09:41,642 --> 01:09:46,851
- Is it true? - No, no one has control over me.
521
01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:52,517
- I have met two hot babes. - Tell the truth.
522
01:09:52,601 --> 01:09:58,309
- Chris dumped her. - Chris! Why did not you come from?
523
01:09:58,393 --> 01:10:03,560
They promised me a car. A BMW.
524
01:10:03,643 --> 01:10:08,518
- So you let yourself be bribed. - You do not understand.
525
01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:14,769
You are such a coward. You should fight for me if you want me.
526
01:10:24,061 --> 01:10:28,394
- Can I come in? - I can not stand you, Rod.
527
01:10:28,477 --> 01:10:34,728
Wait. I came here to say I'm proud of you.
528
01:10:34,811 --> 01:10:40,186
I would never have dared. It takes courage to follow jihad.
529
01:10:43,811 --> 01:10:46,270
And.
530
01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:54,562
Dad was right. Relationships-religious disagree.
531
01:10:54,645 --> 01:11:00,479
- But for you everything goes smoothly. - Stella will leave me.
532
01:11:02,229 --> 01:11:09,896
It has gone on automatic long, since before Georgiaki born.
533
01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:15,646
Stella's had enough. She wants more.
534
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:21,522
- Give her more, then. - I do not love her anymore.
535
01:11:21,605 --> 01:11:27,063
Honestly, I think I probably have never done it.
536
01:11:31,814 --> 01:11:38,564
- Why were you married, then? - I do not know. I had filled 30th
537
01:11:38,647 --> 01:11:43,939
She had a good job and was Greek. Our parents were overjoyed.
538
01:11:44,023 --> 01:11:49,481
They got along so well that they went on outings together.
539
01:11:50,481 --> 01:11:54,398
It felt like the right thing to do.
540
01:12:37,567 --> 01:12:40,858
Eve! Are you coming?
541
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:54,859
- Nämen! It is just too expensive! - Tell everyone that I bought it.
542
01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:57,901
Do you really advertise it?
543
01:12:57,984 --> 01:13:02,734
It is becoming urgent, so go and switch on.
544
01:13:10,985 --> 01:13:17,693
- How did it go with Paul's parents? - No need to go to hospital.
545
01:13:20,777 --> 01:13:27,736
- You know that I mind? - You've been very clear.
546
01:13:27,819 --> 01:13:33,861
But I love you and you always have my support.
547
01:13:38,861 --> 01:13:46,028
Mr. Karrastopoulos've learned to listen to his heart.
548
01:13:46,111 --> 01:13:49,445
Like when we visited a mosque -
549
01:13:49,528 --> 01:13:53,820
- Because he wanted to know more about a bride he wanted to kn ...
550
01:13:53,903 --> 01:13:57,112
Thank you, Sarah.
551
01:13:57,195 --> 01:14:04,279
It is a great pleasure to announce the prize for greatest improvement.
552
01:14:04,362 --> 01:14:07,487
Welcome up, Chris!
553
01:14:44,656 --> 01:14:46,989
Ready, sis?
554
01:14:52,156 --> 01:14:55,240
How are you?
555
01:15:10,865 --> 01:15:16,199
- Where is the lawyer bride? - She had another for himself.
556
01:15:17,366 --> 01:15:20,324
You fit together.
557
01:15:22,907 --> 01:15:26,283
What does Ana bahebak, Rima?
558
01:15:27,699 --> 01:15:32,700
- I can not tell you. - Well, say it.
559
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,491
It means "I love you".
560
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:44,992
I can not believe I just said "I love you" to the schoolmaster.
561
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:53,701
- Go for it. - Yes do it. She loves you.
562
01:15:56,284 --> 01:16:00,076
Do it, schoolmaster.
563
01:16:02,701 --> 01:16:04,909
Put on her!
564
01:16:30,036 --> 01:16:33,619
Have you seen my sister? Do not lie to me!
565
01:16:33,702 --> 01:16:38,536
- You forgot the present! - Her brother! Call an ambulance!
566
01:16:38,619 --> 01:16:42,369
- I'm calling my cousins. - Shut up!
567
01:16:42,453 --> 01:16:47,703
- Let him be, he's a good teacher. - Fucking great!
568
01:16:47,786 --> 01:16:51,953
Do you love my sister? Swear!
569
01:16:56,453 --> 01:17:01,995
Tell that to her before she marries, then.
570
01:17:02,079 --> 01:17:05,662
If you hurt her, I'll kill you.
571
01:17:06,537 --> 01:17:09,496
Put on her!
572
01:17:09,579 --> 01:17:12,412
Hugging her, I mean.
573
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:48,331
What's the hurry? I'm already late for the wedding.
574
01:18:02,290 --> 01:18:04,998
What is going on?
575
01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:09,290
Do you want me to be happy? Put yourselves in my car.
576
01:18:09,373 --> 01:18:13,124
- For the Muslims ?! - Would not you support me?
577
01:18:13,207 --> 01:18:17,374
- Was not it end? - Yes, but I love her!
578
01:18:17,457 --> 01:18:24,166
Hell, Dad! If you love me, you sit in the car!
579
01:18:24,249 --> 01:18:28,416
- Sit down! - I'm coming with. You also.
580
01:18:28,499 --> 01:18:32,958
How dare you put your pride in front of your son !?
581
01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:39,500
In 36 years, I cooked and washed your stinking underwear!
582
01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:42,500
I have not asked for anything!
583
01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:47,917
But now you, otherwise you will regret it!
584
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,042
Stir in the pork!
585
01:19:03,792 --> 01:19:08,418
Damn it, come! We are going to hell all.
586
01:19:54,170 --> 01:20:00,670
- The Chinese destroy this country! - Recently it was the Arabs.
587
01:20:00,753 --> 01:20:05,629
The Chinese come here and live on benefits.
588
01:20:05,712 --> 01:20:09,587
- Go home to China! - Hey, George!
589
01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:13,046
- Where are you going? - To his Muslim!
590
01:20:13,129 --> 01:20:19,463
- It's like tzatziki and ... - Yes, but he refuses to listen!
591
01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,422
Stop yelling, he's running good.
592
01:20:46,505 --> 01:20:50,881
- Turn right! - No, go straight ahead!
593
01:20:53,214 --> 01:20:57,006
Will you provide for your wife?
594
01:20:58,173 --> 01:21:02,590
Will you take care of your husband?
595
01:21:03,715 --> 01:21:07,465
Will you take care of your home?
596
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:32,758
Marriage requires respect, honesty and trust.
597
01:21:32,841 --> 01:21:37,341
Without these, the marriage can not survive.
598
01:21:37,424 --> 01:21:41,383
Included you this marriage of their own free will?
599
01:21:43,425 --> 01:21:46,508
- Yes. - Wait!
600
01:21:48,758 --> 01:21:52,592
- Sorry to interrupt. - What are you doing here?
601
01:21:52,675 --> 01:21:57,259
- I asked him to come. - Bring your son here!
602
01:21:57,342 --> 01:22:01,884
Then I take the baklava too. Baklava is Greek.
603
01:22:01,967 --> 01:22:07,509
Lebanese! You Greeks believe that everything is your inventions!
604
01:22:07,592 --> 01:22:12,134
- What is going on? - Calm down.
605
01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:15,051
I thought you were an honorable woman.
606
01:22:15,134 --> 01:22:21,301
I try to make you happy. Thank you by me to shame me?
607
01:22:21,385 --> 01:22:25,010
- Go away! - Let me speak.
608
01:22:25,093 --> 01:22:28,552
- Let him speak. - Let him speak!
609
01:22:29,218 --> 01:22:32,885
Thank you, Mr. El-Masri.
610
01:22:35,552 --> 01:22:39,844
A thousand times I thought of everything I want to say -
611
01:22:39,927 --> 01:22:45,428
- That we must let go of prejudices and appreciate each other ...
612
01:22:45,511 --> 01:22:52,303
But as simple as this: Eve, I bahebik you.
613
01:22:57,303 --> 01:23:00,178
Forget it, your waster!
614
01:23:21,846 --> 01:23:24,721
I can not, Alex.
615
01:24:01,473 --> 01:24:08,640
What did I say? The marries his kind, and we with ours.
616
01:24:08,723 --> 01:24:11,848
- You are wise, Mr. Skatopolis. - Karrastopoulos!
617
01:24:11,931 --> 01:24:15,765
Skatopolis, bottomless, the same thing!
618
01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:22,765
Come now.
619
01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:28,307
Included you this marriage of their own free will?
620
01:24:28,391 --> 01:24:30,766
And.
621
01:24:30,849 --> 01:24:34,099
Included you this marriage of their own free will?
622
01:24:34,182 --> 01:24:36,516
And.
623
01:24:38,266 --> 01:24:39,766
And.
624
01:24:39,849 --> 01:24:44,266
Included you this marriage of their own free will?
625
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:58,725
- Sorry, Muhammad. - Alex!
626
01:25:00,975 --> 01:25:02,767
No...
627
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:11,184
No! No! No, Eve!
628
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:05,478
- S'Agapo Alex. - Ana bahabik, Eve.
629
01:26:07,145 --> 01:26:11,770
You need to work on your Arabic.
630
01:29:30,363 --> 01:29:33,904
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