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There's our boy.
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Looks like he's ready
to make some TV magic.
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God help us all.
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Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV?
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Oh yeah, it's from our
new marketing budget.
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Our mobile billboard.
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It's chilly.
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Okay, let's do this,
come on, drive ahead.
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Dad!
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Dad, dad!
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Shit, take this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you, get over here,
it's freezing out here.
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What are you doing?
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I made a video for you, so did mom.
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So you're the little monkey...
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...that stole my phone, I've been
looking everywhere for it.
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Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise.
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Well, it is, sweet face, thank you.
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I love you.
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Okay, get inside, it's freezing.
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Go go go go.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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You weren't even gonna say goodbye.
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I didn't wanna wake you guys up.
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I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry.
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Be safe, okay.
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It's gotta be hard
leaving sometimes, huh?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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Bill, how long we got?
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Uh, about a seven hour drive.
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Then we take a boat to
the middle of nowhere...
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...where we leave you for dead.
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This gives me plenty of time
to further establish...
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...my dominance over my
poor younger brother here.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, I've been practicing online
so you better watch out.
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Game on.
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Whoa, that one?
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Is that really, that's the one
that you wanna move?
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I'm just saying, that's
the way you wanna start it?
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Are we gonna trash talk
each other in this game?
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It's already over.
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Smartass.
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♪ You can't survive
on just crab apples ♪
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♪ Tastes just fine to me ♪
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♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪
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♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪
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♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪
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♪ And do you live the good life ♪
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♪ Oh Hell No ♪
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♪ We got kids and a wife ♪
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♪ Oh hell no ♪
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♪ We live our life for the ride ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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All right, so, final recount.
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All right, you got four GoPros,...
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...one Blackmagic, one HTV
with night vision.
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Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em.
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I'm tired of lack of footage
'cause the lens is dirty.
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Take it, take it.
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Yes ma'am, Jesus.
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Okay, so, final location recap.
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We're gonna circle up with our guide...
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...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami.
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It's very very remote,
nothing for miles.
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There's a little hunting camp
called Bearskin Lake...
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...is the closest thing.
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Used to be a logging mill.
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Oh, apparently our guide lives there.
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Great.
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Topography?
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Plenty of lakes of rivers,
some edible plants,...
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...mushrooms, be careful.
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You eat one lousy mushroom.
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Memories of season one.
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Well, let's not have a replay of that.
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Yeah, but don't forget
to eat something gross.
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The viewers love that.
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I think you love that.
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Yeah, I do, I really do.
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But the viewers do too,...
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...and this is a new
audience for us, so.
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I think she's right.
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She's right, this is our chance...
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...to take this show really big.
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Don't you worry, buddy,
Dougie's got it under control.
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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There's a lot riding on this.
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Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job.
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Thanks for the overwhelming
confidence, guys.
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You got this, I know, I know.
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I'm feeling so, I'm feeling
the love, I'm feeling it.
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Mind the door, buddy.
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Last one in buys.
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Not too long, guys,
days are shorter and shorter.
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We gotta get out there.
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Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.
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Gonna give birth to
a calf out of my ass.
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What the, Ange?
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What is up?
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I'm just gonna talk to somebody
about where our guide is.
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All right, Bill, you do that.
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It's a nice town.
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You didn't happen
to notice a hospital...
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...on the drive in, did you?
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No, you'd be lucky to find
a bottle of aspirin here.
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That's what I figured.
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Great.
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Hey, look, man, for the record--
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I know that you're gonna go out there...
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...and you are gonna do a great job.
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We all do.
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Well, all right, thanks, Slim.
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What, you getting
all sentimental on me now?
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No, I'm not, I'm just trying
to find a nice way to say it.
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Terry, spit it out.
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Just don't fuck this up.
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Get us a real show--
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You know, no more fart jokes,...
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...no more goofball stuff
for me to cut around.
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This network show deal
might be our chance...
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...to make some real money.
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And I don't want your ego
to get in the way of the team.
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Hah.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm gonna go check on the gear.
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Good, good chat.
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Fuck me.
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Okay so, I found our guy.
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He just got his breakfast,
just says he needs a little time.
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Seriously?
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I don't think that guy's
playing with a full six pack.
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Bill, you realize,
I've gotta build a fire...
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...and a shelter before
the sun goes down.
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Yeah yeah yeah,
you wanna go talk to him?
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Ah, Jesus.
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Come on, do it, go, use
your star-studded charm.
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Get him off his ass, come on.
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You're an idiot.
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Go.
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His name is Duncan.
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Duncan?
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Yeah, that dude on the end.
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Oh boy.
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I'm Doug, Doug Woods.
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Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods.
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Are you a fan of the show?
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Would be if I had the cable.
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Yeah, there's that.
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So, you're pretty familiar
with these parts, huh?
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This your hood?
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Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't.
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So any expert advice?
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What?
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For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself?
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Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself...
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...every time I go out in the bush.
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Oh yeah, what's that?
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That if I die, a bear will
probably find my body...
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...way before any search party does.
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I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods.
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Uplifting.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.
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Duncan, Angie, Terry.
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Hey, how's you doing?
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Thank you.
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This is some engine you got here, huh?
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Oh.
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Need a shallow draw to
navigate these waterways.
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Comes in real handy in the back lakes...
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...during the moose season, eh?
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That's impressive.
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I know.
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Only the best.
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Same as always, five days
alone making TV magic,...
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...then we pick you up.
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Anything goes wrong, we
track you on the sat phone,...
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...we haul your ass out of there.
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All right?
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Okay.
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Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.
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Hey hey hey, this is
what you do, all right?
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Hold that?
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Hold that.
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All right, bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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Ow!
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Bony knuckles.
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Season three!
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch.
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A soaker five seconds in.
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Is that a new record.
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Funny.
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Please, don't start the new season...
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...complaining about a soaker.
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Well, I tell you what,...
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...any time you wanna be
the guy out here on his own,...
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...you let me know, 'cause that'd
make a great comedy show.
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Ass.
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Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.
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Hi, everyone.
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Well, here I am, in the wilderness...
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...of the Great Canadian north.
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My team just dropped me off,
and I'm completely on my own.
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I won't be seeing anyone
for another five days...
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...until they come pick me up.
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The scenario I'll be playing out...
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...is that of an amateur
nature photographer...
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...who got lost in the woods
and totally turned around.
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And as always, my producers
have packed my backpack.
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I don't know what I'm gonna get.
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So, let's see what we got in here.
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We got a hat,...
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a camera,...
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...a flash, oh, that's bright.
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I said, amateur photographer.
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Can of Amp energy drink,...
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...apple,...
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...Swiss army knife,
and a stick of gum.
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The first thing I'm gonna wanna do...
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...is hike into that treeline.
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Once there, I can figure out
exactly how I'm gonna survive...
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...these next five days.
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As you can see, I started
building my shelter.
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Now I'm using this large,
fallen branch,...
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...and I'm laying in these
cedar branches at an angle.
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It should keep me nice and toasty.
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And the idea here is to
make sure that we, ow, oh!
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Oh, fuck, motherfucker!
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Oh.
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Okay, let's document that.
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You see that?
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That's right under the nail.
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Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding.
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Oh, that hurts.
241
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One, two, three, oh!
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Oh, that feels better.
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And I'll clean myself up,
and get back to my shelter.
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Hello there.
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Yep, I just finished this tasty soda.
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I'm gonna show you how to
start a fire using a soda can.
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What you're gonna wanna do,...
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...grab some earth, moist dirt,...
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...and polish the bottom of the can.
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I've been doing this one
for about a half hour.
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That's right, a half hour
of constant polishing.
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I'm very good at it.
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No more fuck ups.
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What we do is we place
the can in the position...
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...so that the sun
can bounce right off it,...
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...find a sweet spot, and
let the sun do its work.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah!
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I have made fire!
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Nobody cares.
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I care.
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Aw, come on, that's cool
no matter how you cut it.
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Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera.
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All right, more wood, more wood.
265
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:38,306
Hello, fearless leader, still alive?
266
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,002
Well, now that I hear
your sexy voice,...
267
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:42,690
...I have something to live for.
268
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,698
Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you.
269
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,075
Hey, pal, all good?
270
00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:51,298
Yep, all settled in, just
checking in on you guys.
271
00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:52,835
Is that music?
272
00:17:52,836 --> 00:17:55,330
Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop.
273
00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:57,570
Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy.
274
00:17:57,571 --> 00:18:00,162
Duncan set us up in a primo spot.
275
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,731
Angie was off getting beer all today,...
276
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,002
..I caught two good sized
trout, reeled 'em off,...
277
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:07,203
...now into Angie's scotch,
we're all a little drunk.
278
00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:08,866
You know I'm sleeping
under a tree, right?
279
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,434
Nice, buddy.
280
00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:13,059
That's why you're gonna be
famous in 11 different countries.
281
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:13,986
From your lips.
282
00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,746
Hey, put Terry on.
283
00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:16,867
Slim!
284
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:27,714
Hey, how's today's footage looking?
285
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:28,898
Pretty good.
286
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,594
Some minor fuck ups to cut around.
287
00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:33,411
Oh, yeah, that's to be expected.
288
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,818
Smartass.
289
00:18:34,819 --> 00:18:36,706
Hey, listen,
I've hiked into Gull Lake,...
290
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,883
...I've set up a shelter,
I'm gonna stay here.
291
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,282
So pick up will be the same
as drop off, got it?
292
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,498
Yeah.
293
00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:45,250
All right, go back to
your little fancy party.
294
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:49,373
I'll talk to you guys in the morning.
295
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:55,467
And they're worried about me.
296
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,467
Something, uh--
297
00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,114
Some sort of--
298
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:49,117
I guess it was a noise, woke me up.
299
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:55,172
I literally felt the Earth
shake beneath me.
300
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:56,996
Phew.
301
00:19:59,555 --> 00:20:01,481
There's no storm.
302
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,338
Guess it was an earthquake.
303
00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:12,412
They're rare, but they do happen.
304
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:19,831
I guess there are no aftershocks,
so, back in the sack.
305
00:20:22,211 --> 00:20:25,282
Well, it's day two on
the Canadian Shield.
306
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,395
And even with a shelter and a fire,...
307
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:29,986
...it sure is nice
when the sun comes up.
308
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,770
Now the sun will be up--
309
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:33,891
Holy shit.
310
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:40,700
Look at that, look at that,
look, up, look.
311
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:45,570
It's like a perfect line
right down the lake.
312
00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:46,530
Jesus, maybe it had something
to do with the sound...
313
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:48,680
...I heard last night.
314
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:52,388
That's no lightning.
315
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,234
Well, we gotta investigate this.
316
00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:57,219
From wilderness show to detective show.
317
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,338
Follow me.
318
00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:12,643
What the fuck?
319
00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:27,017
Look at that.
320
00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:35,811
There's something in that water.
321
00:21:36,323 --> 00:21:37,443
Shit.
322
00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:43,849
Looks like we've got a visitor.
323
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:51,714
The important thing is to stay calm.
324
00:21:57,091 --> 00:22:01,930
Just back away, get out
of Mr. Wolf's path.
325
00:22:10,435 --> 00:22:11,644
Wow.
326
00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:15,010
That's a large male.
327
00:22:15,011 --> 00:22:16,995
He's getting ready to settle
in for a long, harsh winter,...
328
00:22:16,996 --> 00:22:20,354
...so, he's ready
to pack all the pounds.
329
00:22:20,355 --> 00:22:25,954
These fish here are going
to be a huge feast for him.
330
00:22:29,571 --> 00:22:30,781
That's odd.
331
00:22:33,124 --> 00:22:36,259
He just walked right by 'em.
332
00:22:39,747 --> 00:22:42,211
I'd love fish tonight.
333
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:49,309
Still, maybe that wolf
knows something I don't.
334
00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:56,393
Better safe than sorry.
335
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,211
Useless piece of shit.
336
00:23:26,435 --> 00:23:28,930
Maybe it was a meteor.
337
00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:32,417
That could knock out the
satellite reception with Terry.
338
00:23:32,418 --> 00:23:37,258
I knew your geek facts
would come in handy.
339
00:23:39,555 --> 00:23:40,676
A meteor.
340
00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:54,050
I'm not gonna take
a chance on those fish.
341
00:23:54,051 --> 00:23:58,620
Let's see if we can
trap some small game.
342
00:23:58,755 --> 00:24:00,681
Okay, here we go.
343
00:24:04,866 --> 00:24:05,730
See that?
344
00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:06,946
That right there?
345
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:10,666
Those droppings, most likely rabbit.
346
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,530
I hate to kill any animal,
but in survival conditions,...
347
00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:15,939
...everything's fair game.
348
00:24:15,939 --> 00:24:19,042
That big fat rabbit sure would
be tasty right about now.
349
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:21,730
Let's see what we can do.
350
00:24:21,731 --> 00:24:23,490
Now, one of the simplest,
most effective traps...
351
00:24:23,491 --> 00:24:25,539
...is called the figure four deadfall.
352
00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:29,762
And what you need for this
is three sticks and a big rock.
353
00:24:29,763 --> 00:24:32,033
And it's very very simple.
354
00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:37,636
Put a piece of bait just on
the tip of stick C over here,...
355
00:24:37,891 --> 00:24:39,777
...our furry little friend
will crawl in...
356
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,723
...all curious and hungry,
and with any luck,...
357
00:24:42,724 --> 00:24:45,321
...he'll trigger the trap.
358
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:48,450
And that will kill any small animal.
359
00:24:48,451 --> 00:24:50,018
All right.
360
00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:51,938
Now, let's set this up again
so you guys can see...
361
00:24:51,939 --> 00:24:53,666
...how I did it.
362
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:57,250
You take a big rock, it's
heavier than it looks,...
363
00:24:57,251 --> 00:25:00,164
...stick A, stick B, stick C.
364
00:25:01,347 --> 00:25:02,978
You wanna make sure the
grooves and the notches...
365
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,412
...all line up.
366
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,995
You want a big rock.
367
00:25:09,378 --> 00:25:10,499
Ah, okay.
368
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,889
Now for bait.
369
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,092
Rabbits love apples.
370
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,011
All right.
371
00:25:31,235 --> 00:25:32,578
Now we wait.
372
00:25:37,507 --> 00:25:38,627
All right.
373
00:26:07,138 --> 00:26:11,138
There, don't say I never
did anything for you, Angie.
374
00:26:31,683 --> 00:26:36,252
Okay, so, this morning
I set three traps.
375
00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:38,561
Let's see if we got any food.
376
00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:40,445
Oh, look at this.
377
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,073
Wait for it.
378
00:26:43,074 --> 00:26:46,114
It looks like we got some food.
379
00:26:46,115 --> 00:26:48,898
I'll tell ya, it'll be nice
to get some warm meat...
380
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,242
...in my belly.
381
00:26:51,523 --> 00:26:53,091
Ah, can it be?
382
00:27:00,323 --> 00:27:03,458
Two out of three, let's eat!
383
00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:42,945
So, as you can see,
I've moved away from camp.
384
00:27:42,946 --> 00:27:44,609
You don't want any dead
animals, blood or guts,...
385
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,082
...anywhere near where you're sleeping.
386
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:50,498
You'd invite unwelcome guests
like coyotes, wolves, a bear.
387
00:27:50,499 --> 00:27:53,409
What you wanna do is take Bugs here,...
388
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,938
...lay him on his back like this.
389
00:27:55,938 --> 00:27:59,297
Take your knife, you wanna
make a nice, long cut...
390
00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:01,985
...from the breast all
the way down to the belly.
391
00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:04,961
Once you've made the first cut,...
392
00:28:04,962 --> 00:28:07,618
...you wanna work your
thumbs in and under the fur...
393
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:08,513
...all the way around.
394
00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:10,721
Kind of like a giant tangerine.
395
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,890
Pull it apart, and when
you get down to the leg,...
396
00:28:13,891 --> 00:28:17,026
...you need to snap it,
and make a shallow cut...
397
00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:18,369
...all the way around the paw.
398
00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:21,059
It should all slide off.
399
00:28:21,538 --> 00:28:24,353
Next, a nice slice right
from the breastbone...
400
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:26,914
...down to the belly, this time
you wanna get deep.
401
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:29,633
And that reveals rabbit innards.
402
00:28:29,634 --> 00:28:31,041
Mmm.
403
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:36,239
Okay, last but not least,
sorry, pal, cut off the head.
404
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:42,404
And there you have it, sumptuous
wild rabbit ready to cook.
405
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:50,724
Come on!
406
00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:54,242
Useless piece of shit.
407
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,524
Can you hear me now?
408
00:29:11,587 --> 00:29:12,930
Hey, babe.
409
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:18,017
I know things have been
really stressful lately.
410
00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:20,865
I wanted to give you something
to keep you warm...
411
00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:26,466
...and cozy in those freezing
cold nights out in the woods.
412
00:29:27,171 --> 00:29:30,530
I know that you love it
out there but, just,...
413
00:29:30,531 --> 00:29:32,457
...be careful, okay?
414
00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:36,450
And we will be here when you get back.
415
00:29:36,451 --> 00:29:38,466
And so will these.
416
00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:47,163
I love you.
417
00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:58,364
Yeah, I'm an ass.
418
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:11,618
So, whatever it is, it's back.
419
00:30:11,619 --> 00:30:14,529
That's probably that wolf.
420
00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:17,474
Wolves travel in packs,
so I'd be lying...
421
00:30:17,475 --> 00:30:21,506
...if I said I wasn't a little nervous.
422
00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:30,020
Between a wolf pack and a bear,
I'd take a bear any day.
423
00:30:33,507 --> 00:30:36,418
Let's have some more food.
424
00:30:53,571 --> 00:30:56,609
So, just finished my first rabbit.
425
00:30:56,610 --> 00:30:57,985
Delicious.
426
00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,449
While I could easily eat the second,...
427
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:02,465
...it's probably a wise idea
to save it for tomorrow.
428
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,834
After all, my traps may yield nothing...
429
00:31:04,835 --> 00:31:06,561
...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow.
430
00:31:06,562 --> 00:31:07,937
But I don't wanna keep
the rabbit with me here...
431
00:31:07,938 --> 00:31:10,178
...at my shelter, I don't wanna
attract any animals...
432
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:12,770
...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there.
433
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,913
So what I'm gonna do is
hang it from a high branch...
434
00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,514
...out of reach of any large animals.
435
00:31:16,515 --> 00:31:17,921
I didn't have any rope with me.
436
00:31:17,922 --> 00:31:20,705
That's where a camera strap
comes in handy.
437
00:31:20,706 --> 00:31:22,721
It's made of a tightly woven nylon,...
438
00:31:22,722 --> 00:31:27,842
...and cut into thin strips, it
makes a terrific rabbit rope.
439
00:31:27,843 --> 00:31:29,505
All right, so I've got
my homemade rope...
440
00:31:29,506 --> 00:31:31,682
...with a stick tied on the end,...
441
00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,537
...and I'll try and
get it over that branch...
442
00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:36,092
...and hoist up Mr. Bunny.
443
00:31:38,658 --> 00:31:39,914
Oh, almost.
444
00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:42,466
One more time, hang on.
445
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,482
Yeah, oh, come on.
446
00:31:44,994 --> 00:31:45,921
Oh, one more time, hang on.
447
00:31:45,922 --> 00:31:48,065
Hang on, we almost got it.
448
00:31:48,066 --> 00:31:49,250
Piece of shit!
449
00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:50,369
And a three.
450
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:51,938
Ah ha.
451
00:31:51,939 --> 00:31:53,057
First try.
452
00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:56,259
Okay.
453
00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,050
All right.
454
00:32:11,075 --> 00:32:12,643
Piece of cake.
455
00:32:27,778 --> 00:32:29,633
Now, an important and
often overlooked aspect...
456
00:32:29,634 --> 00:32:32,738
...of survival is keeping
your mind active.
457
00:32:32,739 --> 00:32:35,937
The isolation and loneliness
can drive many to lose hope.
458
00:32:35,938 --> 00:32:41,405
As you know, I like to
play chess against myself.
459
00:33:20,674 --> 00:33:22,977
Okay, where were we.
460
00:34:13,923 --> 00:34:15,777
No idea what time it is.
461
00:34:15,778 --> 00:34:17,762
I'm guessing it's
the middle of the night.
462
00:34:17,763 --> 00:34:20,315
The sky just opened up.
463
00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:23,810
But I am staying relatively dry.
464
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,209
So is some extra bit of
firewood that I've got.
465
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:27,490
I throw a little bit
on every so often...
466
00:34:27,491 --> 00:34:30,274
...just to make sure that
the fire doesn't die.
467
00:34:30,275 --> 00:34:32,194
I'm actually really happy
with this shelter.
468
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,625
And the fallen tree, and
the pine and spruce branches...
469
00:34:34,626 --> 00:34:39,074
...as a roof, I'm gonna stay
relatively dry all night.
470
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:43,912
I'll check in with you guys
in the morning.
471
00:34:46,947 --> 00:34:48,067
Oh!
472
00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:57,697
Relatively dry my wet, cold ass.
473
00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:01,819
Oh, I hate you guys so much right now...
474
00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:04,994
...and your scientifically
designed waterproof tents.
475
00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:11,162
What the fuck was that?
476
00:35:20,802 --> 00:35:23,937
A little night vision here, Terry.
477
00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:13,283
Hey, hey!
478
00:37:14,210 --> 00:37:15,554
That sucked.
479
00:37:22,018 --> 00:37:24,931
Yeah, between the rain and...
480
00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:31,260
...the wolves?
481
00:37:32,994 --> 00:37:35,361
Whatever the fuck that was.
482
00:37:35,362 --> 00:37:37,825
I didn't sleep at all.
483
00:37:41,379 --> 00:37:43,842
My back is killing me.
484
00:37:44,418 --> 00:37:46,299
I'm wet, wet ass.
485
00:37:46,978 --> 00:37:48,682
Shut up, geese!
486
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:59,138
Why the fuck did I sign up for this.
487
00:38:00,257 --> 00:38:02,049
I hate this, I hate this
so much right now,...
488
00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:05,410
...I don't have the words for it.
489
00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:09,761
Get it together, get it together,
come on.
490
00:38:09,761 --> 00:38:11,644
Got a show to do.
491
00:38:12,994 --> 00:38:14,561
All right.
492
00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:15,683
Fuck.
493
00:38:26,914 --> 00:38:28,961
It's day three in the great
Canadian Shield.
494
00:38:28,961 --> 00:38:30,817
My shelter served my great last night.
495
00:38:30,818 --> 00:38:33,633
It shielded me from the rain
and the heavy winds.
496
00:38:33,634 --> 00:38:36,098
On the breakfast menu
this morning, wild--
497
00:39:04,354 --> 00:39:05,608
God dammit.
498
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:18,914
Come on, come on, come on.
499
00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:21,762
Come on!
500
00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:27,457
Fucking lousy piece of shit!
501
00:39:28,258 --> 00:39:30,657
Okay okay okay okay okay.
502
00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:40,993
Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf.
503
00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:45,699
That'd have to be one
crafty fucking wolf.
504
00:39:46,306 --> 00:39:50,913
So yesterday I got lucky,
nabbed me two delicious rabbits.
505
00:39:50,914 --> 00:39:54,433
Let's see if I get as lucky today.
506
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:58,496
Well, it looks like I'm not
the only hunter in these woods.
507
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:01,321
Yeah, most likely a bear.
508
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:04,449
Or that wolf, came across
my track, slipped over the rock,...
509
00:40:04,450 --> 00:40:07,136
...and just ate whatever I caught.
510
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:12,481
Let's see if we're any luckier
with the other traps.
511
00:40:12,482 --> 00:40:15,938
This wolf's probably thinking,
it's my lucky day.
512
00:40:15,939 --> 00:40:18,145
There's food under every rock.
513
00:40:18,146 --> 00:40:20,161
Oh, wait a minute.
514
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,985
Wait a minute.
515
00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:24,929
Maybe he felt sorry
for me and left me one...
516
00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:27,553
...seeing as I did all the work.
517
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,458
What the hell?
518
00:40:40,418 --> 00:40:44,289
You ever seen anything like that before.
519
00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:46,172
Yeah, me neither.
520
00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:05,057
Where's the phone?
521
00:41:07,457 --> 00:41:09,025
What the fuck?
522
00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:14,151
Doug, you put the phone here.
523
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:16,219
God dammit.
524
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:18,625
I put it here.
525
00:41:21,378 --> 00:41:22,587
Okay.
526
00:41:23,489 --> 00:41:25,153
Okay, the phone's gone.
527
00:41:25,154 --> 00:41:26,401
I'm losing my fucking mind.
528
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:27,520
I put the fucking phone on the bag.
529
00:41:27,521 --> 00:41:29,153
I put it on the bag.
530
00:41:54,561 --> 00:41:57,384
That's not how I left it.
531
00:41:57,826 --> 00:42:01,545
Oh god, I must be losing my mind.
532
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:12,226
So, someone's clearly messing with me.
533
00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:18,690
Rabbit, and then that scream at night.
534
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,305
And the traps.
535
00:42:25,058 --> 00:42:30,657
Now the sat phone is gone and
the chess pieces have moved.
536
00:42:32,322 --> 00:42:36,668
You know any wolves who can play chess?
537
00:42:38,274 --> 00:42:41,993
There's someone clearly out here.
538
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:44,834
I got two more days.
539
00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:47,073
That's it, I'm gonna make
my way around the lake...
540
00:42:47,074 --> 00:42:52,002
...and then I'm gonna
come up the pickup point.
541
00:43:04,322 --> 00:43:06,786
I swear to God, Terry.
542
00:43:07,682 --> 00:43:10,657
I swear to God if this is you
and Bill and Angie,...
543
00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:13,089
...if this is your way of
teaching me a lesson,...
544
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:16,450
...of fucking with me, oh my God.
545
00:43:21,154 --> 00:43:22,976
I will be really really really...
546
00:43:22,977 --> 00:43:26,472
...fucking pissed off at you guys.
547
00:43:55,425 --> 00:44:00,891
Son of a bitch, it's actually
a really good move.
548
00:44:04,065 --> 00:44:06,619
Fuck it can't be Terry.
549
00:44:08,162 --> 00:44:13,761
Yeah, this guy's a good chess player,
I'll give him that.
550
00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:23,939
Try and get out of that, son of a bitch.
551
00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:43,072
So, you'll have to
cut around this, Terry.
552
00:44:43,073 --> 00:44:44,673
My spidey senses are screaming at me...
553
00:44:44,674 --> 00:44:47,073
...to get the hell out of here.
554
00:44:47,074 --> 00:44:50,305
I mean, crocodiles, snakes,
bears, bring 'em on.
555
00:44:50,305 --> 00:44:52,994
But psycho mountain men?
556
00:44:53,378 --> 00:44:56,545
I have no interest in tangling with.
557
00:44:56,546 --> 00:44:57,728
I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,...
558
00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:58,945
...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,...
559
00:44:58,945 --> 00:45:00,736
...I'll try and get some
footage for the show,...
560
00:45:00,737 --> 00:45:06,024
...but, this is starting
to feel really messed up.
561
00:45:09,698 --> 00:45:11,745
So, let's assume you've been
lost in the woods...
562
00:45:11,746 --> 00:45:13,696
...for several days now,...
563
00:45:13,697 --> 00:45:15,296
...and you're confident
that a rescue party...
564
00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:17,185
...is out looking for you.
565
00:45:17,185 --> 00:45:20,416
In that scenario,
you wouldn't wanna be...
566
00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:23,488
...in the dense forest,
but out in the wide open...
567
00:45:23,489 --> 00:45:28,866
...where you'd have a greater
chance of being seen.
568
00:45:57,441 --> 00:46:00,320
This will serve as an ideal
spot for my next camp.
569
00:46:00,321 --> 00:46:01,921
Just on top of the ridge
there is an open area...
570
00:46:01,922 --> 00:46:03,169
...that's clearly visible
from the sky...
571
00:46:03,170 --> 00:46:05,089
...as well as the surrounding lakes.
572
00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:08,449
And this rock face will serve
as a good shelter...
573
00:46:08,450 --> 00:46:10,624
...to shield me from
the wind and the rain.
574
00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:12,769
Now we just have to
make it a little cozier.
575
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,562
Let's get to it.
576
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,617
Home sweet home.
577
00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:26,216
Welcome to my new camp.
578
00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:30,305
Let's go scrounge up some food...
579
00:46:30,306 --> 00:46:34,049
...now that we've got our fire going.
580
00:46:48,993 --> 00:46:51,682
See any fish down there?
581
00:46:54,401 --> 00:46:55,523
Okay.
582
00:47:01,442 --> 00:47:03,616
So here I am at the creek,...
583
00:47:03,617 --> 00:47:07,041
...which is not only
my new water source,...
584
00:47:07,042 --> 00:47:11,264
...this is also a great spot
for finding local food.
585
00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:15,745
Small fish, crayfish, frogs,
anything buggy.
586
00:47:36,161 --> 00:47:37,863
Recognize this?
587
00:47:42,977 --> 00:47:47,329
So I'm not alone out here
I guess, I got a fan.
588
00:47:47,330 --> 00:47:51,424
Oh, this is a great spot
for you guys to drop me.
589
00:47:51,425 --> 00:47:54,945
And the mystery of the
missing cell phone is solved.
590
00:47:54,946 --> 00:47:57,825
And buddy decided to take it apart.
591
00:47:57,826 --> 00:48:00,832
Well, at least I know
I'm not going crazy.
592
00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:03,835
This is starting to feel--
593
00:48:39,745 --> 00:48:40,865
Jesus.
594
00:48:44,993 --> 00:48:47,168
Are you seeing this?
595
00:49:21,377 --> 00:49:22,945
What the fuck?
596
00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:30,555
I didn't set that up.
597
00:49:31,810 --> 00:49:34,138
I didn't set that up.
598
00:49:40,354 --> 00:49:41,472
Check.
599
00:49:46,721 --> 00:49:48,155
Hey, asshole!
600
00:49:54,465 --> 00:49:57,153
I know you're out there!
601
00:49:58,369 --> 00:50:02,626
Well, I like your fucking chess moves!
602
00:50:20,705 --> 00:50:21,825
Fucker.
603
00:51:02,273 --> 00:51:07,066
So I set a three camera
security perimeter.
604
00:51:16,001 --> 00:51:17,888
Asshole sets one foot
in this camp, smile,...
605
00:51:17,889 --> 00:51:20,711
...you're on fucking camera.
606
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:49,928
Oh fuck me.
607
00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:53,442
Oh fuck.
608
00:51:58,273 --> 00:52:00,992
Who's idea was northern Ontario?
609
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,202
Huh, Terry?
610
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:09,057
Why couldn't it have been
Bahamas or Santa Barbara?
611
00:52:10,017 --> 00:52:15,034
Surviving Santa Barbara,
I'd watch that show.
612
00:52:24,737 --> 00:52:26,016
I'm famished.
613
00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:28,896
I haven't eaten anything today.
614
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:30,080
I'm gonna turn in early...
615
00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:34,247
...and wake up and try
and find some food.
616
00:52:37,217 --> 00:52:42,817
I'll try and make it
something gross for you, Bill.
617
00:52:59,649 --> 00:53:00,903
Good night.
618
00:54:17,217 --> 00:54:21,024
Someone was in my camp last night.
619
00:54:21,761 --> 00:54:25,883
They tilted the fucking cameras down.
620
00:54:34,945 --> 00:54:36,128
Ah no no.
621
00:54:36,129 --> 00:54:39,579
That's it, that's it, I'm done.
622
00:54:40,161 --> 00:54:43,969
I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry.
623
00:54:44,512 --> 00:54:46,440
This is bullshit.
624
00:54:48,865 --> 00:54:51,649
Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors,
and the fucking animals,...
625
00:54:51,649 --> 00:54:54,784
...and the weather, but
I can't deal with a fucking...
626
00:54:54,785 --> 00:54:58,432
...psycho, chess playing
lumberjack, Terry.
627
00:54:58,433 --> 00:55:00,768
I'm done, it's over.
628
00:55:00,769 --> 00:55:02,336
You're gonna have
to cut this together...
629
00:55:02,337 --> 00:55:04,064
...and make it look like
five days in post.
630
00:55:04,065 --> 00:55:06,432
I'm gathering my fucking equipment...
631
00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:10,048
...and I'm fucking getting
the fuck out of here, all right?
632
00:55:10,049 --> 00:55:12,200
This is ridiculous.
633
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:14,560
Fuck you!
634
00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:18,049
Fucking asshole.
635
00:55:39,554 --> 00:55:42,598
All right, guys, that's it.
636
00:55:43,072 --> 00:55:47,679
As soon as I'm done here
I'll pack up all my gear.
637
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,593
Come to scoop me up, okay?
638
00:55:51,201 --> 00:55:53,799
It's the best I can do.
639
00:55:54,113 --> 00:55:56,992
This one's for you, little bro.
640
00:56:06,849 --> 00:56:09,440
Well, I've survived five days here...
641
00:56:09,441 --> 00:56:11,360
...in the forests of northern Canada.
642
00:56:11,361 --> 00:56:13,984
While the wilderness can be
hash and unforgiving,...
643
00:56:13,985 --> 00:56:15,264
...it can also provide you with...
644
00:56:15,265 --> 00:56:17,728
...all the necessary elements
for survival.
645
00:56:17,729 --> 00:56:19,648
I've moved myself to an elevated spot...
646
00:56:19,649 --> 00:56:21,440
...with an open area above me,...
647
00:56:21,441 --> 00:56:23,584
...and I've thrown some fresh
pine and spruce needles...
648
00:56:23,585 --> 00:56:24,992
...on my fire.
649
00:56:24,993 --> 00:56:28,255
That'll create a smoke signal
that's visible for miles.
650
00:56:28,256 --> 00:56:31,751
And then, the help will arrive.
651
00:56:34,785 --> 00:56:37,057
You hear that, help will arrive,...
652
00:56:37,058 --> 00:56:40,544
...so hurry up, guys, get off your
lazy asses and come get me.
653
00:56:42,785 --> 00:56:44,575
All right, enough is enough.
654
00:56:44,576 --> 00:56:46,144
Enough is enough.
655
00:56:46,144 --> 00:56:47,744
God dammit!
656
00:56:47,745 --> 00:56:49,984
Duncan, is that you?
657
00:56:50,881 --> 00:56:52,959
I know you're out here, come on!
658
00:57:38,529 --> 00:57:41,217
What the, what the fuck?
659
00:57:43,777 --> 00:57:46,331
Okay, get dry, get dry.
660
00:57:55,969 --> 00:57:57,895
Okay, okay, okay.
661
00:58:01,984 --> 00:58:06,375
Okay, okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.
662
00:58:07,393 --> 00:58:08,514
Okay.
663
00:58:10,785 --> 00:58:14,592
Gotta get to base camp,
take things from there.
664
00:58:14,593 --> 00:58:16,160
You can do it.
665
00:58:17,344 --> 00:58:19,227
Okay, okay, okay.
666
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:33,664
Two, three, come on.
667
00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:29,218
Base camp.
668
01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,474
Ah, fuck, fuck.
669
01:00:43,105 --> 01:00:44,225
Terry?
670
01:02:13,921 --> 01:02:15,802
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
671
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,241
Guys?
672
01:02:29,184 --> 01:02:30,528
Bill? Angie?
673
01:02:32,161 --> 01:02:33,280
Terry!
674
01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,098
Terry?
675
01:02:52,385 --> 01:02:53,505
Guys?
676
01:03:16,033 --> 01:03:17,153
Terry!
677
01:03:33,248 --> 01:03:34,682
Terry? Terry?
678
01:03:35,168 --> 01:03:36,288
It's me, buddy.
679
01:03:36,288 --> 01:03:39,872
It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here.
680
01:03:40,256 --> 01:03:41,248
I'm gonna go to the tent,
I'm gonna get the med kit,...
681
01:03:41,249 --> 01:03:43,520
...I'll be right back, okay?
682
01:03:43,521 --> 01:03:46,521
Hang in there, you hold on.
683
01:03:46,688 --> 01:03:47,808
Run.
684
01:03:54,049 --> 01:03:57,471
Mayday, mayday,
this is an emergency, over.
685
01:04:00,992 --> 01:04:05,249
Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help.
686
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:08,187
Can anyone read me, over.
687
01:04:09,153 --> 01:04:10,911
We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake.
688
01:04:10,912 --> 01:04:14,721
We need an emergency medical evac.
689
01:04:16,801 --> 01:04:19,130
Please read me, over.
690
01:04:20,096 --> 01:04:21,312
Do you read me!
691
01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:24,063
There are people dying, over!
692
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:01,185
Fuck.
693
01:08:09,024 --> 01:08:14,310
I don't know who I'm filming
this for any more.
694
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,621
I figure maybe someone should know.
695
01:08:26,785 --> 01:08:30,368
Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead.
696
01:08:37,728 --> 01:08:41,279
I'm pretty sure I killed
the thing that did it,...
697
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,103
I don't know what it was.
698
01:08:48,832 --> 01:08:52,864
I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere.
699
01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:59,520
In case I don't make it,...
700
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:11,392
...Jo, I knew the first
I saw you, I was a goner.
701
01:09:15,745 --> 01:09:19,239
I could survive the North Pole,...
702
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,767
...but I was no match for that smile.
703
01:09:32,608 --> 01:09:34,266
Holly, my baby.
704
01:09:39,968 --> 01:09:44,896
My baby girl, I love you,
I love you so much...
705
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,223
...it hurts my heart.
706
01:10:12,256 --> 01:10:15,710
Video message to daddy, take one.
707
01:10:15,711 --> 01:10:18,015
Hi, daddy, I just wanted
to say I love you...
708
01:10:18,016 --> 01:10:19,519
...and I'll miss you.
709
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:22,111
Don't be afraid, because
I know you're the bravest...
710
01:10:22,112 --> 01:10:27,712
...and the strongest, and that
you're coming home soon.
711
01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,609
Okay, Doug...
712
01:10:53,344 --> 01:10:55,493
How do we get home?
713
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,431
Bearskin Lake.
714
01:11:26,432 --> 01:11:29,030
That's where Duncan is.
715
01:11:29,088 --> 01:11:31,014
That's 20 clicks.
716
01:11:32,128 --> 01:11:33,249
Six hours.
717
01:12:04,513 --> 01:12:05,633
Fuck.
718
01:12:13,856 --> 01:12:15,782
Go with your gut.
719
01:12:52,863 --> 01:12:53,985
Duncan.
720
01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:57,792
Duncan!
721
01:13:00,512 --> 01:13:02,529
Duncan, thank god.
722
01:13:06,144 --> 01:13:07,264
Duncan?
723
01:13:09,856 --> 01:13:10,977
Holy shit!
724
01:13:20,288 --> 01:13:21,408
Oh shit.
725
01:13:26,881 --> 01:13:28,133
Fuck, fuck.
726
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:51,391
At this point we can't
say with any accuracy...
727
01:13:51,392 --> 01:13:54,847
...what the scope of the attack is.
728
01:13:54,848 --> 01:13:57,343
The initial global air attack...
729
01:13:57,344 --> 01:14:00,576
...targeted the world's largest
and most densely populated...
730
01:14:00,577 --> 01:14:03,551
...cities and military installations.
731
01:14:03,552 --> 01:14:07,103
New York, Los Angeles,
London, Mumbai, Beijing.
732
01:14:07,104 --> 01:14:08,224
Get down!
733
01:14:09,504 --> 01:14:11,359
Now, the initial global attack
only lasted...
734
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:14,814
...97 minutes, but it managed
to cripple most of the world,...
735
01:14:14,815 --> 01:14:17,887
...communication, infrastructure.
736
01:14:17,888 --> 01:14:23,263
All we know is that the attack
is of unknown origin.
737
01:14:23,264 --> 01:14:25,280
Not of this world.
738
01:14:25,664 --> 01:14:27,134
Now, the last reports we had...
739
01:14:27,135 --> 01:14:30,336
...were that several alien
aircraft were shot down...
740
01:14:30,336 --> 01:14:32,735
...by northern military defense forces.
741
01:14:32,736 --> 01:14:35,711
Authorities have been
pleading with people...
742
01:14:35,712 --> 01:14:38,943
...to get as far away from the densely
populated urban centers,...
743
01:14:38,944 --> 01:14:41,503
...to get as far away
from them as possible.
744
01:14:41,504 --> 01:14:46,943
And if you managed to escape,
and if you can hear me,...
745
01:14:46,944 --> 01:14:51,263
...if you're out there,
if you're out there, good luck.
746
01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:01,606
Major cities.
747
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:03,360
Jo.
748
01:15:04,704 --> 01:15:07,103
At this point we can't say
with any accuracy...
749
01:15:07,104 --> 01:15:10,688
...what the scope of the attack is.
750
01:15:10,784 --> 01:15:13,183
The initial global
air attack targeted...
751
01:15:13,184 --> 01:15:15,775
...the largest and
most densely populated--
752
01:15:15,776 --> 01:15:18,105
You gotta be alive.
753
01:15:24,128 --> 01:15:26,239
These will me to the channels.
754
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,743
I'll have to figure it out from there.
755
01:15:27,744 --> 01:15:29,023
Hey!
756
01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:30,144
Duncan?
757
01:15:31,584 --> 01:15:34,494
What they hell are you doing in my boat?
758
01:15:34,495 --> 01:15:36,831
It's me, Doug Woods.
759
01:15:36,832 --> 01:15:39,294
Where's the rest of your crew?
760
01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:41,054
They're all dead.
761
01:15:41,055 --> 01:15:42,431
Dead?
762
01:15:42,432 --> 01:15:44,127
What the hell's going on?
763
01:15:44,128 --> 01:15:45,887
I don't have time to explain,
just get on the boat...
764
01:15:45,888 --> 01:15:47,519
...and we'll talk while we're moving.
765
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:48,767
Mr. Woods.
766
01:15:48,768 --> 01:15:50,814
I really need you to get out of my boat.
767
01:15:50,815 --> 01:15:51,840
Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,...
768
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,791
...just get on the fucking boat.
769
01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:54,558
You can just--
770
01:15:57,728 --> 01:15:58,848
Fuck.
771
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,056
Checkmate.
772
01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:26,687
♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪
773
01:18:26,688 --> 01:18:29,343
♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪
774
01:18:29,344 --> 01:18:33,824
♪ Deep inside the hills ♪
775
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:39,839
♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely,
the lonely gunman ♪
776
01:18:40,575 --> 01:18:44,607
♪ Counting up his kills ♪
777
01:18:44,608 --> 01:18:47,564
♪ Oh yeah ♪
778
01:18:56,832 --> 01:18:59,934
♪ When he was young
he dreamed of a life ♪
779
01:18:59,935 --> 01:19:02,814
♪ Of growing old and happy ♪
780
01:19:02,815 --> 01:19:07,072
♪ But he was so naive ♪
781
01:19:08,064 --> 01:19:11,166
♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪
782
01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:14,046
♪ Pull the trigger ♪
783
01:19:14,047 --> 01:19:18,174
♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪
784
01:19:18,175 --> 01:19:20,863
♪ Oh no ♪
785
01:19:24,863 --> 01:19:30,335
♪ He's come to terms
with a life spent alone ♪
786
01:19:30,336 --> 01:19:35,679
♪ No room for love in
a heart made of stone ♪
787
01:19:35,679 --> 01:19:40,094
♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪
788
01:19:40,095 --> 01:19:45,741
♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪
789
01:20:09,792 --> 01:20:13,406
♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪
790
01:20:13,407 --> 01:20:15,903
♪ And he was happy ♪
791
01:20:15,904 --> 01:20:20,965
♪ With a woman soft and kind ♪
792
01:20:21,087 --> 01:20:24,126
♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪
793
01:20:24,127 --> 01:20:26,879
♪ And pulled the trigger ♪
794
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,719
♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪
795
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:33,676
♪ Oh yeah ♪
796
01:20:43,455 --> 01:20:46,559
♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes ♪
797
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,471
♪ Of the lives he's taken ♪
798
01:20:49,472 --> 01:20:54,686
♪ As they were making
their last stands ♪
799
01:20:54,687 --> 01:20:57,599
♪ There is no amount of time ♪
800
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,446
♪ That can wash away ♪
801
01:21:00,447 --> 01:21:04,831
♪ The blood from his hands ♪
802
01:21:04,832 --> 01:21:07,654
♪ Oh no ♪
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