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Excuse me.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Can I get you a snack?
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What?
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I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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I just wanted to see
if you'd like a snack..
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I'm just kidding.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- What's up?
- We have some fantastic caviar.
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It's osetra, fresh from...
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You ever had caviar?
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No, sir.
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It's delicious. It is, yeah.
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But I had some last night.
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You know what?
I'm actually in the mood
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for something a little bit
more Mediterranean.
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Do you have, like,
a grilled vegetable thing
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with some figs or even, like,
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like, any kind of small fish?
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I'm sorry, sir. We don't...
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we don't have a kitchen,
full kitchen here.
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Well, fuck.
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How about a glass of champagne?
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- Boom.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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- Hey, is that the Heidsieck?
- I'm sorry?
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A German sub sank a ship
on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
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Couple years back,
they found the wreck
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and a case of
the 1907 Heidsieck.
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They sent a little robot
down there to bring it back up.
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Athena bought three bottles
at 250K per.
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And no one even knows
what the stuff tastes like.
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It's just plain ol' champagne.
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- You like working for Athena?
- Yes, she's...
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sweet.
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She's sweet? Don't let her
hear you say that.
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Hey, Jesus!
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- What are you doing?
- What is happening here?
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- What the...
- Fuck!
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- Shit.
- What's going on?
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What is happening?
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One of them's
fucking awake, man.
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- Okay.
- Gross.
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What... Ted!
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Okay, calm down.
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Everything's okay.
Everything's fine.
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Hey, it's all right.
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Would you...
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- get some towels?
- Yeah, get towels.
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- Okay, no, it's okay.
- Jesus.
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It's all right.
No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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- Ted, Ted, come on, man.
- Great. Fantastic.
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If you could just lay
those towels
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- on the floor right there.
- Fuck.
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Now, what's his...
what's his... what's his name?
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His na...
Squealer, I think? I...
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Randy.
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Randy? That's great.
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Now, I just need you...
We're just gonna...
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We're just gonna
go down to the floor.
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Just kneel down. There you go.
There. Good, good.
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Now, I need you to lie
back down on those towels.
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There you go. There you go.
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May I use your pen?
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- Pen. Yes.
- Thanks.
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Okay, Randy.
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I'm gonna put you
back to sleep now.
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- What?
- Because you woke up
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before you were supposed to.
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Fuck!
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Hey, you're bleeding.
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Ted, what the fuck, man?
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He woke up.
And we can't have you
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talking about this,
now, can we, Randy?
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It hasn't even started yet, man.
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- Geez.
- What the fuck?
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You guys just gonna stand there?
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My God.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill.
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You need to just take it easy.
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- Hey.
- All right, all right.
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Shit. Shit.
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- My God!
- That's gross.
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Grab him!
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No! Stop!
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All right, all right, all right.
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- Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
- Motherfucker.
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- It's okay, now. All right, all right.
- No!
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Hey.
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- Put him in the back with the rest.
- This isn't right.
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I mean, he doesn't even know.
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I mean, it hasn't even
started yet.
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God.
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No sentimentality, comrade.
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War is war.
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Thanks.
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Would you... would you grab me
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a little seltzer water
or something?
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Fucking redneck.
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Help.
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God.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hello!
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Hey.
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What the hell is this?
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What?
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No! No, no, no.
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No. It's a trap.
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Trap.
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Trap.
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My God!
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What the fuck?
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What's that?
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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All right.
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This ought to help?
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Yeah.
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All right, there you go.
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All right, hey, guys,
I got keys.
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I got keys. Here, here, here.
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Here. Turn around.
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Turn around.
Let me help get you unlocked.
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What is happening?
What is all of this?
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Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.
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I can't use that.
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Can you do this?
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Yeah.
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You can squeeze a trigger, then.
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Take it.
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What is this?
What the fuck is this, man?
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What do we need guns for?
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We'll get out of here.
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TEC-9, Lou.
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Hey.
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Hey. Let me show you.
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Safety.
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Give it a flick,
you're ready to party, okay?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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- What was that?
- I think that was a rifle.
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Everybody get the fuck down!
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- Move!
- Go! Go! Go!
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That almost hit me.
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F...
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F...
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Jesus Christ.
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Over there.
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What the fuck?
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Come on, let's go.
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Move!
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Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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- I fell.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I fell.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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- What?
- I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
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God.
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Come on, reach for me. Come on.
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Come on. "Happy birthday"
on three, okay?
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One, two, happy birthday!
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Go. Here we go. Good job.
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- Good job. Ready?
- Yeah.
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All right, let's get the fuck
out of here. Come on.
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Holy fuck.
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Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey.
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Shoot me.
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No, no, no,
I'm not gonna shoot you.
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No. No, wait. No, no, no!
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Let go, you fucking snowflake!
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Don't do it! Don't...
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Don't shoot, asshole.
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I'm on your side.
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They with us, too?
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Yeah.
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- Road means civilization.
- What?
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Civilization's
our fucking friend.
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Hey, folks.
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What's the plan, khaki man?
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- Trying to figure it out.
- Sorry.
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Looks like we're gonna
have to climb this bitch.
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You know what this is, right?
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- Goddamn Manorgate.
- That shit's real?
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Seems pretty fucking real to me.
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- Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up.
- I'm going.
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Yeah.
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What?
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- What the fuck was that?
- Hurry.
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- Shit, that's fucking arrows, dude.
- Fuck.
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Hurry up.
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I got you. I got you.
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- Jesus fucking Christ.
- No, no, no, keep climbing.
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I'm gonna help you. Come on.
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No! Keep climbing.
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Keep climbing.
Come on, no, no, no.
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Up, up. Go up.
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What is this Avatarshit?
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We should go.
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- Fuck it.
- Run!
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Why isn't it working?
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Wait. Did you pull the pin?
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Shit.
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What was that?
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That's another one of us
getting blown the fuck up.
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- Fuck.
- We got to find shelter.
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Come on!
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There's about $200
in the cash register.
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It's all yours.
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Give me a hand here. Come on.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
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Where are we?
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What?
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Look, son,
we don't want no trouble.
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- Just take the money.
- I don't want your damn money.
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Where the fuck are we?
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Well, Route 31,
right outside of Elaine.
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Elaine, where?
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Which state?
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Arkansas.
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What?
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We're in Arkansas?
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Wha... Man, Jesus.
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Fucking Arkansas.
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- You got a phone?
- Please.
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We have children.
We have grandchildren.
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You have grandchildren?
Can I see a picture of them?
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I'm just kidding. I give a fuck.
Give me the phone.
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Son, whatever's going on here...
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What's going on is
we're getting goddamn hunted.
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But y'all have guns.
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Yeah, to defend ourselves.
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- Hello?
- What's your emergency?
241
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's been a killing spree.
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- You gotta come here right now.
- Can you repeat that, sir?
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There's been a murder spree in
the woods, a fucking massacre.
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It's Manorgate!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I'm having trouble
understanding you.
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Manorgate.
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Just fucking Google it!
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I can't Google it right now.
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- Listen to me, okay?
- We can't do that.
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We woke up with these gags
in our mouth,
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and they had these...
these locks on 'em and...
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Sir, I need the address
of your emergency.
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Do you want my address
in Staten Island, New York,
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where I went to a bar after work
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and I don't remember anything
because they drugged me,
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they drugged all of us?
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Where'd they get you from?
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Wyoming.
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Orlando.
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Fuck.
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All right, listen to me.
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They grabbed us from all over,
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and they brought us here
to kill us,
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and they're still
trying to kill us.
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And they're coming down
the fucking road,
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and they're gonna be here
any fucking second.
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Okay. What is your
current location, sir?
269
00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,212
I am at a gas station!
270
00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,736
Could you please just
trace the call?
271
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:10,521
Of course. That's a...
that's a great idea.
272
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,349
We'll trace you, sir.
273
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:13,612
Sit tight.
274
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,048
- Okay.
- Help's on the way.
275
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,397
Good.
276
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,924
What'd they say, dude?
277
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,839
They said they're coming.
278
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:25,319
Thank Christ.
279
00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:28,476
- Hey, let me get one of them.
- Get your own.
280
00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:29,825
Son, would you mind
putting your gun away?
281
00:20:29,845 --> 00:20:31,455
You seem a little worked up,
282
00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:34,110
and you don't want it
to go off by accident.
283
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:36,591
It's not gonna go off
on accident. I own seven guns.
284
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,027
- Why?
- What?
285
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,551
Why do you own seven guns?
286
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:42,533
- "Stand your ground."
- Because it's my constitutional right
287
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:43,873
to protect myself
if I should ever
288
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:45,275
happen to be getting
fucking shot at,
289
00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:46,799
which is exactly
what's happening right now.
290
00:20:46,819 --> 00:20:47,994
Is that okay?
291
00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:51,780
So, those people
that are shooting at you,
292
00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:55,654
they're just exercising
the very same right?
293
00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:57,307
What the fuck
are you talking about?
294
00:20:57,351 --> 00:21:00,006
"Will there be sugar
after the Rebellion?"
295
00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,834
Is she okay?
296
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,487
Sure, she's fine.
297
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:04,924
How are you?
298
00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:11,452
What the fuck?
299
00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,280
- Hey, you okay?
- What's wrong?
300
00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:14,847
Hey, get some water, dude!
301
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,002
- What's wrong with her?
- I don't... I don't...
302
00:21:16,022 --> 00:21:17,023
What happened to her?
303
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,720
Damn. No, no, no, no, no.
304
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,124
- Fuck.
- Come on. Sit up. Come on.
305
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:21,810
Hey, get some water, dude.
306
00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:23,507
I think she's dianetic.
307
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,726
My God.
308
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,347
Don't make a mess.
309
00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:38,827
What?
310
00:21:38,871 --> 00:21:41,438
I'm not cleaning him up.
311
00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:58,412
You're going to hell.
312
00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:02,546
I don't believe in hell.
313
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,636
As you so eloquently posted,
314
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,378
I'm a "godless elite."
315
00:22:08,422 --> 00:22:10,816
For the record, asshole,
316
00:22:10,859 --> 00:22:13,993
climate change is real.
317
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,258
Hit the vent, honey.
318
00:22:31,445 --> 00:22:33,403
I'll get a mop.
319
00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:52,292
Sorry.
320
00:22:55,861 --> 00:22:57,906
Sorry again.
321
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,460
What?
322
00:23:30,504 --> 00:23:31,722
Nothing.
323
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:32,898
Come on, honey.
324
00:23:32,941 --> 00:23:34,290
Tell me, what's wrong?
325
00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:36,684
He's wearing a wedding ring.
326
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:38,251
He's a monster.
327
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:40,601
Honey, he probably uses
the "N" word.
328
00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:44,605
And not even in private.
He probably uses it on Twitter.
329
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,956
Those people suffered
400 years of bondage
330
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,480
at the hands of that
piece of shit's ancestors.
331
00:23:50,524 --> 00:23:51,394
"Those people"?
332
00:23:51,438 --> 00:23:53,962
Sorry. Black people.
333
00:23:55,007 --> 00:23:56,486
African Americans.
334
00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,184
- Honey, it's...
- Privilege, Julius.
335
00:23:58,227 --> 00:24:00,795
It's perfectly fine
to call them "black" again.
336
00:24:02,014 --> 00:24:03,667
According to who?
337
00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:04,843
NPR.
338
00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:07,628
Which consists
almost exclusively of...
339
00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:10,283
White people.
340
00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:14,200
We're the fucking worst.
341
00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,071
- Hello?
- Come in..
342
00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:17,551
We're coming.
343
00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:19,031
You there?
344
00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,684
Hey! We're here.
345
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:21,990
We got three of 'em.
346
00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:25,559
Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
347
00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:27,300
Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer.
348
00:24:27,343 --> 00:24:30,042
Stuck him full of arrows
and then blew him to pieces.
349
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:31,260
It was brutal. Anyway...
350
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,653
Snowball's headed
toward you now.
351
00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,524
She's maybe five minutes out.
352
00:24:34,568 --> 00:24:36,918
You gonna be ready, or do you
need us to slow her down?
353
00:24:36,962 --> 00:24:38,398
- We're good.
- No need.
354
00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:40,052
- We're ready.
- Great.
355
00:24:40,095 --> 00:24:42,184
She's unarmed,
so have some fun with it.
356
00:24:42,228 --> 00:24:44,056
Roger that.
357
00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:46,188
Over and out.
358
00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:48,016
Honey, that's poison!
359
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:52,803
You rigged the soda?
360
00:24:52,847 --> 00:24:56,198
No. There are 43 grams of sugar
in that bottle.
361
00:24:56,242 --> 00:24:58,374
Good God, Miranda.
You really scared me.
362
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:01,508
I am not going to apologize
for caring.
363
00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,382
All right, then.
364
00:25:06,426 --> 00:25:08,210
- Let's get some more.
- Okay.
365
00:25:08,254 --> 00:25:09,559
The climate-change myth
366
00:25:09,603 --> 00:25:11,561
suffered another blow
today with...
367
00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:16,784
What's going on?
368
00:25:16,827 --> 00:25:19,004
Okay, here she comes.
369
00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:40,590
Hey there.
370
00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:42,941
Help you?
371
00:25:52,646 --> 00:25:54,561
Get a pack of lights, please.
372
00:25:54,604 --> 00:25:56,215
Coming right up.
373
00:25:56,258 --> 00:25:57,607
You want to fill 'er up?
374
00:25:57,651 --> 00:26:00,175
I don't have a car.
375
00:26:01,524 --> 00:26:03,352
You walked over.
376
00:26:10,055 --> 00:26:12,405
Everything okay?
377
00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:17,366
I lost my wallet.
378
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,979
It's for, emergencies.
379
00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:23,285
You want some matches with that?
380
00:26:23,329 --> 00:26:24,330
Yeah.
381
00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:26,332
All sweaty.
382
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,944
What state is this?
383
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,728
Sorry?
384
00:26:33,034 --> 00:26:34,862
You don't understand
the question?
385
00:26:34,905 --> 00:26:36,995
No, I did. Just...
386
00:26:37,038 --> 00:26:38,779
Most people know where they are.
387
00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:43,436
Well, I ain't most people.
388
00:26:47,701 --> 00:26:51,313
You're in the glorious state
of Arkansas.
389
00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:01,062
Is there anything else that...
390
00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,680
No! No, please, no!
391
00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,074
Cigarettes in Arkansas
only cost six bucks.
392
00:27:13,118 --> 00:27:15,076
You fucked up, bitch!
393
00:29:29,254 --> 00:29:31,169
Hello?
394
00:29:31,212 --> 00:29:33,214
Julius? Miranda!
395
00:29:33,258 --> 00:29:34,998
Are you there?
396
00:29:37,131 --> 00:29:39,742
- Richard, are you on?
- Yeah, yes.
397
00:29:39,786 --> 00:29:41,353
Affirmative, I'm here.
398
00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:44,094
This is Liberty.
I can't find Orwell.
399
00:29:44,138 --> 00:29:45,444
Which one's Orwell?
400
00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:46,619
Orwell is the pig.
401
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,011
You named the fucking pig?
402
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,056
Richard, enough.
403
00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:50,623
Did anyone see Snowball go in?
404
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,234
No, we lost visual at the road.
405
00:29:53,278 --> 00:29:55,105
Why don't you go take a look?
406
00:29:55,149 --> 00:29:57,543
Go take a... Yes. 10-4.
407
00:30:15,256 --> 00:30:17,519
I don't see anybody inside.
408
00:30:17,563 --> 00:30:19,391
I guess I should...
409
00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:22,045
I guess I should check
around the back.
410
00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:23,525
Shit, I lost the...
411
00:30:23,569 --> 00:30:25,266
- What happened?
- I don't know.
412
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,529
I can't see anything.
The signal went out.
413
00:30:27,573 --> 00:30:29,270
Turn your radio off.
414
00:30:29,314 --> 00:30:30,967
What?
415
00:30:31,011 --> 00:30:33,361
Turn your fucking radio off now!
416
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:40,412
At least one of you is smart.
417
00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:08,396
Don't fucking move!
418
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,964
You lower your gun.
419
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:12,270
I'm a friendly.
420
00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:13,401
How do I know that?
421
00:31:13,445 --> 00:31:15,273
Why don't you pull
that door handle?
422
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,669
Then you'll blow the fuck up,
and then you'll know.
423
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,715
Shit.
424
00:31:32,899 --> 00:31:33,943
Thanks.
425
00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,945
You should not have shot
that drone.
426
00:31:35,989 --> 00:31:37,730
But now they can't see us.
427
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:40,385
Don't need to.
You just told them we're here.
428
00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:45,215
Where you going?
429
00:31:45,259 --> 00:31:47,217
Saw some tracks earlier.
430
00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:49,176
I'm gonna follow 'em.
431
00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:50,917
Whose tracks?
432
00:31:52,092 --> 00:31:54,442
Hey, whose tracks?
433
00:32:03,843 --> 00:32:06,106
Why didn't they just kill you
when you came in?
434
00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,325
Don't care.
435
00:32:07,368 --> 00:32:10,240
You want to hear my theory?
436
00:32:10,284 --> 00:32:11,677
Not really.
437
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,896
Did you read that article?
438
00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,638
Every year,
these liberal elites...
439
00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:20,120
you know, the globalist cucks
who run the deep state...
440
00:32:20,163 --> 00:32:23,166
kidnap a bunch of
normal folks like us
441
00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,168
and hunt us for fucking sport
442
00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:28,694
in, like, this mansion
in Vermont or something.
443
00:32:28,737 --> 00:32:30,783
I forwarded that to 50 friends.
444
00:32:30,826 --> 00:32:32,872
It's not like I believed it.
445
00:32:32,915 --> 00:32:34,221
You believe it?
446
00:32:34,264 --> 00:32:36,049
That you have 50 friends?
447
00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,051
No, the rest of it.
448
00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,884
This ain't Vermont.
449
00:32:45,928 --> 00:32:47,016
Yeah.
450
00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:49,062
Where you going now?
451
00:32:57,331 --> 00:32:58,593
I'm Gary.
452
00:32:58,637 --> 00:33:00,856
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
453
00:33:15,218 --> 00:33:17,090
- How fast are you?
- What?
454
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,874
Train will be going slowest
at the curve.
455
00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:20,398
We're not getting on
standing still.
456
00:33:20,441 --> 00:33:22,878
Wait!
457
00:34:15,714 --> 00:34:17,063
Thanks.
458
00:34:17,106 --> 00:34:18,543
Welcome.
459
00:34:31,164 --> 00:34:32,731
Who's there?
460
00:34:33,732 --> 00:34:36,474
Come the fuck out,
or I'll shoot!
461
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:48,050
Come on.
462
00:34:48,094 --> 00:34:49,487
What?
463
00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:51,445
They're not real.
464
00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:55,841
You know what we have here?
Crisis actors.
465
00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:57,799
What are the chances
466
00:34:57,843 --> 00:35:00,976
the one train car with the
open door is full of illegals?
467
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,780
I mean, I mean,
will you look at these fucks?
468
00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:04,545
A little obvious,
don't you think?
469
00:35:06,155 --> 00:35:09,507
Are you fucks trying
to teach us a lesson?
470
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,682
No!
471
00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:13,511
I feel so sorry for
472
00:35:13,554 --> 00:35:15,121
immigrants and refugees.
473
00:35:15,164 --> 00:35:18,864
I'm gonna have to rethink my
entire position on immigration.
474
00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:20,648
No, Gary, they got a baby.
475
00:35:20,692 --> 00:35:23,651
So? There are crisis babies.
476
00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:29,178
You're good, Muhammad,
477
00:35:29,222 --> 00:35:32,834
but if you don't cut
the bullshit in three seconds,
478
00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:36,055
I am gonna blow
your fucking dick off.
479
00:35:36,098 --> 00:35:37,273
One.
480
00:35:37,317 --> 00:35:38,840
Two.
481
00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:51,113
Gary. Come here, you fuck...
482
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,913
Hey! Hey!
483
00:36:09,828 --> 00:36:11,830
- Toss your gun.
- What?
484
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,440
Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
485
00:36:18,967 --> 00:36:21,883
Hey! Hey!
486
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:44,906
Sir. Sir, excuse me.
487
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:48,431
I don't know exactly where
we are, but I'm an American.
488
00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:49,868
American.
489
00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:51,565
- American?
- Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,740
Her, too.
491
00:36:52,784 --> 00:36:55,090
Look, let me explain
everything, sir,
492
00:36:55,134 --> 00:36:57,745
'cause I know exactly
what's going on here, okay?
493
00:36:57,789 --> 00:37:00,008
These are not real refugees.
494
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:02,968
These are crisis actors.
495
00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,100
Look, I have a podcast.
496
00:37:05,144 --> 00:37:07,537
I've been exposing
these people, okay?
497
00:37:07,581 --> 00:37:11,193
They were placed on the train
as a part of Manorgate.
498
00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:15,633
This has all been an elaborate
trap to try to ensnare us.
499
00:37:30,735 --> 00:37:32,650
I don't think
they believe you, Gary.
500
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,130
Did you hear him?
501
00:37:35,174 --> 00:37:36,610
Did you hear...
Did you hear him?
502
00:37:42,007 --> 00:37:43,138
Bullshit.
503
00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:45,575
This is... That's bullshit.
504
00:37:45,619 --> 00:37:46,707
You're all fake!
505
00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:49,014
You're all fake!
506
00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:54,323
Gary, you have just
got to chill, okay, buddy?
507
00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:57,283
Now, those other refugees,
they weren't part of this.
508
00:37:57,326 --> 00:37:59,938
They're real. I know. I have
been embedded with them, okay?
509
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:01,789
And those soldiers, well,
they're fucking real, too.
510
00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:03,855
That train wasn't
supposed to be stopped.
511
00:38:03,898 --> 00:38:06,727
So just calm the fuck down,
512
00:38:06,771 --> 00:38:08,816
and we will get through this,
all right?
513
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,904
And you know what?
514
00:38:09,948 --> 00:38:11,384
I'll even give you guys
a head start
515
00:38:11,427 --> 00:38:13,125
before I come after you.
How's that sound?
516
00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:15,170
You good?
517
00:38:15,214 --> 00:38:16,694
Come on, buddy.
518
00:38:19,522 --> 00:38:20,523
Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.
519
00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:22,395
I am not your buddy!
520
00:38:31,056 --> 00:38:33,362
Sayonara, sugar tits.
521
00:38:33,406 --> 00:38:34,494
No, no, no, no, no, no.
522
00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:37,715
Fuck. Shit, shit,
523
00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:38,826
shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
524
00:38:38,846 --> 00:38:40,805
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
525
00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:47,550
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
526
00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:48,754
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
527
00:39:51,832 --> 00:39:55,880
I'm Dino, and this Bojan.
528
00:39:55,923 --> 00:39:57,620
You have papers?
529
00:39:57,664 --> 00:39:59,579
Where are we?
530
00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:02,321
Where you think?
531
00:40:02,364 --> 00:40:03,801
Well...
532
00:40:03,844 --> 00:40:07,848
I was, eating in Mississippi
533
00:40:07,892 --> 00:40:11,286
when I got knocked out
534
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:14,507
for what was at least 18 hours.
535
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:18,163
So, taking that
kind of into account,
536
00:40:18,206 --> 00:40:23,646
along with your accent and
a license plate I fucking saw,
537
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,824
I'm guessing I'm probably in...
538
00:40:28,608 --> 00:40:29,827
Bosnia.
539
00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:32,264
Serbia?
540
00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:33,961
Croatia?
541
00:40:34,005 --> 00:40:37,965
I'm in Croa... Croatia, then.
542
00:40:38,009 --> 00:40:39,880
- How you get here?
- Doesn't matter.
543
00:40:39,924 --> 00:40:41,969
You need to call
the American embassy.
544
00:40:42,013 --> 00:40:43,492
Show us paper.
545
00:40:43,536 --> 00:40:46,017
I don't have papers.
546
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,888
Can you call the embassy?
547
00:40:47,932 --> 00:40:51,413
You are hunted?
548
00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,895
Who said I was hunted?
549
00:40:54,939 --> 00:40:58,159
Don.
550
00:40:58,203 --> 00:41:00,118
You hunted like Don?
551
00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:02,250
Who the fuck is Don?
552
00:41:05,688 --> 00:41:07,342
Bring Don.
553
00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:20,965
Can I have one of those?
554
00:41:21,008 --> 00:41:22,575
No.
555
00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:28,929
Don.
556
00:41:28,973 --> 00:41:30,888
Howdy.
557
00:41:32,846 --> 00:41:34,848
Yeah, hunted like Don.
558
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:37,895
Yeah. I told you, assholes.
559
00:41:37,938 --> 00:41:42,943
Yeah, I was heading north
when the dogs came after me.
560
00:41:42,987 --> 00:41:45,554
Man, I thought
I was fucking dead.
561
00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:49,036
You know, that it was
those Manorgate assholes.
562
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,038
Man, I was... I was relieved
563
00:41:51,082 --> 00:41:53,867
when it was just the fucking
Russians, you know.
564
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:56,217
Little more, little more, pal.
565
00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,918
You know, and what was up
with that crate?
566
00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:03,050
I mean, why did they
give us weapons
567
00:42:03,094 --> 00:42:05,139
before they started
picking us off?
568
00:42:05,183 --> 00:42:07,446
To make it more fair?
569
00:42:07,489 --> 00:42:09,665
And what was up with that pig?
570
00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,103
I thought they were all vegans.
571
00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:17,804
Well, I cannot wait to...
to blow the lid off this shit.
572
00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:20,415
'Cause we gonna be
on Hannity, you and me,
573
00:42:20,459 --> 00:42:24,245
just like them two Jew boys
that fucked Nixon up.
574
00:42:26,117 --> 00:42:29,859
You want to share what
you're thinking, sweetie?
575
00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:32,036
Come on.
576
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,212
You don't care why
they're doing this to us?
577
00:42:34,255 --> 00:42:35,535
Well, they're trying to kill me.
578
00:42:35,561 --> 00:42:36,605
I don't give a shit why.
579
00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,196
Well, if it ain't
Uncle Sam's nephew.
580
00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:07,636
We're rescued.
581
00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:37,971
So you're telling me
that they built
582
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:39,451
an entire gas station out here
583
00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:42,367
just to convince you this was
the middle of Arkansas?
584
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:44,673
What kind of sick individual
even comes up with that?
585
00:43:44,717 --> 00:43:45,718
It's horrifying.
586
00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:47,198
You fucking said it, junior.
587
00:43:47,241 --> 00:43:48,788
Okay, we're gonna get back
to the embassy.
588
00:43:48,808 --> 00:43:50,505
I'm gonna contact
the State Department.
589
00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:52,139
We're gonna get
military support out here.
590
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:53,508
We're gonna find these animals.
591
00:43:53,552 --> 00:43:54,857
Attaboy.
592
00:43:54,901 --> 00:43:57,295
Why would they do
something like that?
593
00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:59,210
Same reason elites do anything...
594
00:43:59,253 --> 00:44:01,386
'cause they think
they're better than us.
595
00:44:01,429 --> 00:44:04,302
Yeah, but... but why you?
596
00:44:04,345 --> 00:44:06,869
I mean, it seems
so personal, right?
597
00:44:06,913 --> 00:44:08,175
What?
598
00:44:08,219 --> 00:44:10,221
No, no, I mean, I'm...
I'm just asking,
599
00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:11,874
why pick you of all people?
600
00:44:11,918 --> 00:44:14,790
You must have done something to
pop up on their radar somehow.
601
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:17,967
Otherwise, why target you
so specifically?
602
00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:20,709
- We didn't do shit.
- Okay.
603
00:44:20,753 --> 00:44:22,276
So, what, you think this is
604
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,495
- our fucking fault?
- No.
605
00:44:23,538 --> 00:44:24,757
No, no, that's not what I'm...
606
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,628
No, I would never
blame the victim.
607
00:44:26,672 --> 00:44:27,716
Yeah.
608
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,849
There'd have to be a reason,
is all.
609
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,547
Can you think of anything...
610
00:44:32,591 --> 00:44:34,051
anything at all,
no matter how minor...
611
00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:37,378
that might make somebody want
to try something as...
612
00:44:39,337 --> 00:44:42,557
My God! My God! My God!
613
00:44:43,471 --> 00:44:45,256
What? No.
614
00:44:45,299 --> 00:44:47,258
No! My God!
615
00:44:48,433 --> 00:44:50,913
Stop the car! Stop the car!
616
00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:52,828
No! No!
617
00:44:52,872 --> 00:44:54,569
My God!
618
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:59,139
Are you out of your mind,
woman?!
619
00:44:59,183 --> 00:45:01,141
No, no, no. Why did you do that?
620
00:45:01,185 --> 00:45:03,012
No. Why did you do that?
621
00:45:03,056 --> 00:45:05,145
God. God. Is he dead?
622
00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,147
You, what is wrong with you?
623
00:45:07,191 --> 00:45:09,584
What is wrong with you?
You are not right.
624
00:45:09,628 --> 00:45:12,152
My God.
625
00:45:12,196 --> 00:45:13,980
What the...
626
00:45:14,023 --> 00:45:16,069
Fuck.
627
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:17,723
Why did you do that? Why...
628
00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:20,856
He was trying to save us.
He was...
629
00:45:23,032 --> 00:45:25,209
Jesus.
630
00:45:25,252 --> 00:45:27,950
Nope, that's Gary.
631
00:45:27,994 --> 00:45:29,778
How'd you know he was lying?
632
00:45:29,822 --> 00:45:32,346
Because everyone is lying.
633
00:45:33,304 --> 00:45:35,610
Well, maybe...
634
00:45:35,654 --> 00:45:38,309
maybe you should've waited
to kill him until...
635
00:45:38,352 --> 00:45:40,789
till he told us
why they're doing this.
636
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,270
Pretty sure he wanted us
to tell him.
637
00:45:44,619 --> 00:45:47,622
Right, there was 11 of us
when we first woke up.
638
00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:49,972
There was four down
out of the gate.
639
00:45:50,016 --> 00:45:51,844
A guy got grenaded.
640
00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:55,587
You said there were three
at the gas station.
641
00:45:55,630 --> 00:46:00,592
And I assume this is the guy
you hopped a train with.
642
00:46:03,334 --> 00:46:06,641
That just leaves you and me.
643
00:46:06,685 --> 00:46:08,165
Yeah.
644
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:11,603
What is that?
645
00:46:11,646 --> 00:46:14,823
It's where Mr. Bullshit
was taking us.
646
00:46:18,392 --> 00:46:20,307
This seems a little obvious,
like...
647
00:46:20,351 --> 00:46:23,005
like maybe they wanted us
to find it.
648
00:46:23,049 --> 00:46:25,660
Depends on whether they're
smart pretending to be idiots,
649
00:46:25,704 --> 00:46:27,619
or idiots
pretending to be smart.
650
00:46:27,662 --> 00:46:30,143
Well, I say
fuck those fuckers, okay?
651
00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:32,537
We got us a car.
Let's just fucking go.
652
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,887
Okay? And I'm driving.
Give me the key.
653
00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:36,845
No.
654
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,329
"No"?
655
00:46:46,768 --> 00:46:48,466
No.
656
00:46:53,384 --> 00:46:55,647
My mama used to
tell me this story
657
00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:59,651
about the jackrabbit
and the box turtle.
658
00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:04,177
The jackrabbit is a real dick,
659
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:06,527
'cause he brags all the time.
660
00:47:06,571 --> 00:47:10,401
Says nobody's faster than him.
661
00:47:10,444 --> 00:47:12,403
And, well, it's true.
662
00:47:13,795 --> 00:47:17,538
'Cause every time he races,
the jackrabbit always wins.
663
00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:19,410
The whole fucking forest
has to put up
664
00:47:19,453 --> 00:47:21,063
with his shit... day in, day out.
665
00:47:21,107 --> 00:47:23,675
Fucker always wants to race
just to rub it in some more.
666
00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:27,244
So the box turtle figures,
"Why not?
667
00:47:27,287 --> 00:47:29,202
I'll give it a try."
668
00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,030
And the jackrabbit,
like, laughs.
669
00:47:31,073 --> 00:47:32,249
Like, "Okay, this'll be fun."
670
00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:34,294
"So let's fucking go." So bang!
671
00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:35,382
Jackrabbit leaves
672
00:47:35,426 --> 00:47:36,992
the box turtle
in his fucking dust.
673
00:47:37,036 --> 00:47:39,386
I mean, he is way out in front.
674
00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:41,345
Of course he is,
'cause jackrabbit always wins.
675
00:47:41,388 --> 00:47:45,305
But he wants to put on a show
and he'll make it seem close.
676
00:47:45,349 --> 00:47:48,439
So he stops, and he takes a nap.
677
00:47:55,315 --> 00:47:57,970
He sleeps longer
than he wanted to.
678
00:48:00,973 --> 00:48:03,541
By the time he wakes up, the...
679
00:48:03,584 --> 00:48:05,456
I mean, he knows he's fucked.
680
00:48:05,499 --> 00:48:06,761
Jackrabbit...
681
00:48:06,805 --> 00:48:08,415
goes full tilt,
but it's too late.
682
00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:11,505
The box turtle crosses
the finish line first,
683
00:48:11,549 --> 00:48:13,507
and the crowd's like...
684
00:48:13,551 --> 00:48:16,641
Goes fucking wild.
685
00:48:18,338 --> 00:48:22,734
Later that night, box turtle's
having dinner with his family.
686
00:48:22,777 --> 00:48:26,346
He's telling his little
box turtles how he did it.
687
00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:28,783
"I mean, never give up. I...
688
00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:32,352
"Just keep crawling forwards,
and...
689
00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:35,529
you can overcome
just about anything."
690
00:48:38,053 --> 00:48:40,055
Door smashes in.
691
00:48:41,883 --> 00:48:43,581
It's the jackrabbit.
692
00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:48,063
And he has a hammer.
693
00:48:49,413 --> 00:48:51,545
Smashes up the wife
and kids first
694
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:55,027
so the box turtle
has to watch 'em die.
695
00:48:56,071 --> 00:48:57,943
And then it's his turn.
696
00:48:57,986 --> 00:49:00,859
Once the whole family's broken
into little pieces...
697
00:49:02,077 --> 00:49:04,819
he sits down
and eats their dinner.
698
00:49:06,734 --> 00:49:08,954
Every last bite.
699
00:49:17,441 --> 00:49:20,531
'Cause the jackrabbit
always wins.
700
00:49:23,142 --> 00:49:25,971
Your mama told you that story?
701
00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:29,104
So... so wait.
702
00:49:29,148 --> 00:49:31,106
So, who's the rabbit?
703
00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:33,587
I mean, is it us or them?
704
00:49:40,551 --> 00:49:43,162
You see a pig
with a shirt on, right?
705
00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:49,516
A little pig.
706
00:50:00,527 --> 00:50:02,834
Where the hell is Oliver?
707
00:50:02,877 --> 00:50:04,705
He left to get them hours ago.
708
00:50:04,749 --> 00:50:06,707
I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
709
00:50:06,751 --> 00:50:09,580
Ava DuVernay
just liked one of my posts.
710
00:50:09,623 --> 00:50:12,234
You're friends with Ava, too?
711
00:50:12,278 --> 00:50:13,801
No. Maybe.
712
00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,542
We met at a Time 100 dinner.
713
00:50:15,586 --> 00:50:17,152
This is the photo
that she liked.
714
00:50:17,196 --> 00:50:18,545
It's from when I was in Haiti.
715
00:50:18,589 --> 00:50:20,678
: Wait a second.
Wait. You were in Haiti?
716
00:50:20,721 --> 00:50:22,593
Remind us, what were you
doing there again?
717
00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:23,835
You were curing AIDS
in a favela.
718
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,073
- AIDS.
- Isn't that...
719
00:50:25,117 --> 00:50:26,490
- Don't joke about AIDS.
- No, no, no.
720
00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:27,511
I'm not joking.
721
00:50:27,554 --> 00:50:30,165
AIDS is very, very serious,
722
00:50:30,209 --> 00:50:33,865
and thank God Martin is
single-handedly taking it on.
723
00:50:33,908 --> 00:50:38,260
Okay. First of all,
there are no favelas in Haiti.
724
00:50:38,304 --> 00:50:39,740
- That's Brazil.
- Well, I just...
725
00:50:39,784 --> 00:50:42,395
I heard that you got a girl
pregnant down there.
726
00:50:44,179 --> 00:50:45,442
I fell in love.
727
00:50:45,485 --> 00:50:46,747
Hope she was pro-choice.
728
00:50:46,791 --> 00:50:47,989
Don't joke about choice,
man, please.
729
00:50:48,009 --> 00:50:49,924
What matters is that Haiti
is in the midst
730
00:50:49,968 --> 00:50:51,253
of a decades-long
humanitarian crisis,
731
00:50:51,273 --> 00:50:53,406
and it needs all the help
it can get.
732
00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,929
Thank you.
733
00:50:54,973 --> 00:50:57,279
- Does it need Martin's semen?
- Okay.
734
00:50:57,323 --> 00:50:58,672
Enough, Richard.
735
00:50:58,716 --> 00:51:01,066
Guys...
we're all on the same team.
736
00:51:01,109 --> 00:51:02,197
Did you say "guys"?
737
00:51:02,241 --> 00:51:03,590
I'm sorry. I gendered it.
738
00:51:03,634 --> 00:51:05,200
Where are they?
739
00:51:05,244 --> 00:51:06,724
Just call Oliver on the radio.
740
00:51:06,767 --> 00:51:08,488
I mean, they think he's part
of the embassy, so he's...
741
00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:09,857
Shit.
742
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:14,471
Sergeant Dale, little help?
743
00:51:14,514 --> 00:51:15,950
Please, let's keep
the voices down.
744
00:51:15,994 --> 00:51:18,150
- Why? They're in a car.
- You hired me to consult you.
745
00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:19,780
I'm consulting you.
746
00:51:19,824 --> 00:51:22,609
What was the name
of that movie you did again?
747
00:51:22,653 --> 00:51:24,132
Tears of the Sun.
748
00:51:24,176 --> 00:51:26,201
That's... I mean, that's
actually what they called it?
749
00:51:26,221 --> 00:51:27,788
Tears of the Sun?
750
00:51:27,832 --> 00:51:29,224
Why is the sun crying?
751
00:51:30,617 --> 00:51:31,879
It came out?
752
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,078
I mean, like,
in theaters and stuff?
753
00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:34,969
- Bruce Willis was in it.
- What?
754
00:51:35,013 --> 00:51:36,405
I love Bruce.
755
00:51:36,449 --> 00:51:38,190
- He's cool.
- Stop fucking talking.
756
00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:40,235
- Sorry, Athena.
- Well, I'm gonna
757
00:51:40,279 --> 00:51:41,585
go take a piss.
758
00:51:41,628 --> 00:51:43,238
Who has the hand sanitizer?
759
00:51:43,282 --> 00:51:45,371
Christ, Richard, just rough it.
760
00:51:45,414 --> 00:51:46,720
Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
761
00:51:46,764 --> 00:51:49,070
Hey, watch out
for the trip wires.
762
00:51:49,114 --> 00:51:50,855
I know.
763
00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:05,304
Fucking "rough it."
764
00:52:05,347 --> 00:52:08,568
As if you ever roughed a thing
in your fucking life.
765
00:52:16,924 --> 00:52:18,099
Hey.
766
00:52:18,143 --> 00:52:19,840
Is this your pig?
767
00:52:44,256 --> 00:52:45,474
Everybody up.
768
00:52:45,518 --> 00:52:46,693
Like we practiced.
769
00:52:46,737 --> 00:52:47,892
- Motherfucker!
- Leave the rifles.
770
00:52:47,912 --> 00:52:50,436
Sidearms now. Come on, come on.
771
00:52:50,479 --> 00:52:52,569
Shit.
772
00:53:04,842 --> 00:53:06,104
Richard?
773
00:53:07,409 --> 00:53:09,107
Don't shush me.
774
00:53:11,936 --> 00:53:13,807
Richard?
775
00:53:13,851 --> 00:53:16,244
Easy.
776
00:53:16,288 --> 00:53:17,637
They'll hit the trips.
777
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:21,685
Shit.
778
00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:39,833
Fuck!
779
00:53:41,574 --> 00:53:44,621
Stop! Stop!
780
00:53:45,709 --> 00:53:48,581
Orwell!
781
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,235
What the fuck?!
782
00:53:50,278 --> 00:53:51,671
He was an innocent.
783
00:53:51,715 --> 00:53:53,281
How the hell did that
get in here?
784
00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:54,892
You almost fucking shot me.
785
00:53:54,935 --> 00:53:56,807
Well, I didn't, did I?
Because you're not...
786
00:53:58,199 --> 00:53:59,723
Hey, bitch.
787
00:54:30,623 --> 00:54:32,364
No, Snowball. No, no, no, no.
788
00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:33,407
I didn't...
789
00:55:29,813 --> 00:55:30,857
No, no, no, no.
790
00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:43,043
You hick.
791
00:55:44,436 --> 00:55:46,177
Goddamn.
792
00:55:56,317 --> 00:55:58,537
Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
793
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,495
Thank you for all the help.
794
00:56:00,539 --> 00:56:03,368
Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
795
00:56:03,411 --> 00:56:05,022
Come on, give me a gun.
796
00:56:06,284 --> 00:56:09,287
Do you think you could find one?
797
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:17,861
Don, is there anything
you would like to ask her?
798
00:56:17,904 --> 00:56:19,253
What?
799
00:56:19,297 --> 00:56:22,822
You got mad that I killed
the fucker in the car
800
00:56:22,866 --> 00:56:24,911
before you could
ask him anything,
801
00:56:24,955 --> 00:56:28,828
and I thought, you know,
now's your chance.
802
00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:35,966
Why are you doing this to us?
803
00:56:36,009 --> 00:56:38,925
Because Jesus told me to.
804
00:56:39,926 --> 00:56:41,275
Well, there's your answer.
805
00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:42,494
Hey, hey.
806
00:56:42,537 --> 00:56:44,844
Come on, you can't just...
She's a woman.
807
00:56:46,324 --> 00:56:48,282
Hey, miss...
808
00:56:48,326 --> 00:56:50,676
do you think
you should be afforded mercy
809
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,286
just 'cause you're a girl?
810
00:56:53,592 --> 00:56:55,812
No.
811
00:56:55,855 --> 00:56:59,337
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
812
00:57:00,904 --> 00:57:03,210
Don?
813
00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:04,559
Don.
814
00:57:04,603 --> 00:57:06,300
Did you get her?
815
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,521
Don!
816
00:57:11,697 --> 00:57:13,220
Don.
817
00:57:15,005 --> 00:57:16,571
Hey.
818
00:57:16,615 --> 00:57:17,877
Hey.
819
00:57:17,921 --> 00:57:19,400
What's going on?
820
00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:21,838
You one of them?
821
00:57:21,881 --> 00:57:24,188
What? No.
822
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,105
You drop the gun and answer her.
823
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,152
I'm not dropping my gun.
824
00:57:32,196 --> 00:57:34,938
Don, what's going on?
825
00:57:34,981 --> 00:57:35,982
Answer her.
826
00:57:36,026 --> 00:57:37,984
Who is this?
827
00:57:38,028 --> 00:57:39,812
You don't have to
pretend anymore.
828
00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,988
She's figured it out.
829
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,905
I don't know who the fuck
that is.
830
00:57:45,949 --> 00:57:47,907
- Shoot her.
- Drop the gun.
831
00:57:47,951 --> 00:57:49,343
Fucking shoot her, Don!
832
00:57:49,387 --> 00:57:51,021
They're playing you.
They're fucking with you.
833
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,477
I'm on your side here.
834
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,392
Just drop the gun.
835
00:57:59,963 --> 00:58:01,703
Don?
836
00:58:01,747 --> 00:58:03,662
Is she hurt?
837
00:58:03,705 --> 00:58:05,533
Don's dead.
838
00:58:07,709 --> 00:58:09,537
'Cause of me.
839
00:58:09,581 --> 00:58:13,150
Then I guess you'd
better come and get me.
840
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,952
I heard them call you
a consultant.
841
00:58:32,996 --> 00:58:35,955
You trained these fuckers?
842
00:58:35,999 --> 00:58:38,044
Yeah.
843
00:58:38,088 --> 00:58:41,482
How much did they pay you?
844
00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:43,310
Nothing.
845
00:58:44,877 --> 00:58:47,053
I owed her a favor.
846
00:58:49,621 --> 00:58:51,449
And where is she?
847
00:58:51,492 --> 00:58:52,972
Why?
848
00:58:53,016 --> 00:58:54,539
You won.
849
00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:57,629
Just go home.
850
00:59:00,545 --> 00:59:05,245
Because I am, like...
851
00:59:11,512 --> 00:59:14,124
And...
852
00:59:14,167 --> 00:59:16,648
I work at a car rental company.
853
00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:20,608
And there is nowhere
to put that.
854
00:59:20,652 --> 00:59:24,003
So maybe today...
855
00:59:24,047 --> 00:59:26,484
I can, like...
856
00:59:38,757 --> 00:59:40,759
So, where the fuck is she?
857
00:59:47,026 --> 00:59:48,201
Okay, okay.
858
00:59:48,245 --> 00:59:50,247
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay, okay.
859
00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,205
- Sorry.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
860
00:59:52,249 --> 00:59:53,859
Okay.
861
00:59:53,902 --> 00:59:56,644
- Three klicks northwest.
- "Three klicks northwest."
862
00:59:56,688 --> 00:59:58,603
There's a gravel road
to the manor.
863
00:59:58,646 --> 00:59:59,952
"Road to the manor."
864
00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:02,650
You have no idea
what you're up against.
865
01:00:02,694 --> 01:00:04,478
She's...
866
01:00:04,522 --> 01:00:07,220
She's been training
for eight months.
867
01:00:07,264 --> 01:00:09,570
She's gonna rip you into pieces.
868
01:00:09,614 --> 01:00:11,007
We'll see.
869
01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:13,748
You... you were in the service?
870
01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:16,186
Yes.
871
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,798
Afghanistan.
872
01:00:19,841 --> 01:00:21,017
Were you?
873
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,105
National Guard.
874
01:00:25,195 --> 01:00:27,153
So you were never in the shit.
875
01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:31,027
I'm in it now.
876
01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:33,725
That's a nice way
of looking at it.
877
01:00:35,553 --> 01:00:37,076
Hey.
878
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,383
Thank you for your service.
879
01:00:52,918 --> 01:00:54,702
Hello, Paul.
880
01:00:54,746 --> 01:00:56,226
Hey. Athena, hi.
881
01:00:56,269 --> 01:00:59,098
What are you doing in my office?
882
01:00:59,142 --> 01:01:01,318
Take a seat.
883
01:01:04,712 --> 01:01:05,931
Hello, Nicole.
884
01:01:05,974 --> 01:01:07,759
Athena.
885
01:01:09,108 --> 01:01:11,197
Have a seat.
886
01:01:16,115 --> 01:01:17,551
So, you're aware
Martin's account
887
01:01:17,595 --> 01:01:19,249
got hacked last week, right?
888
01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,208
I'm the CEO, Paul.
I hear everything.
889
01:01:22,252 --> 01:01:25,255
And Martin's one of
my closest friends.
890
01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:28,388
So you know how embarrassing
it was for him.
891
01:01:28,432 --> 01:01:31,826
All the,
extramarital communiqués.
892
01:01:31,870 --> 01:01:34,786
I call it sending
his wife's oncologist
893
01:01:34,829 --> 01:01:36,222
pictures of his cock.
894
01:01:36,266 --> 01:01:38,268
I mean, there are more than
just the cock pics.
895
01:01:38,311 --> 01:01:40,226
There were texts and e-mails,
896
01:01:40,270 --> 01:01:42,359
and he said some
extraordinarily critical things
897
01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:43,577
about the president.
898
01:01:43,621 --> 01:01:44,926
Well,
899
01:01:44,970 --> 01:01:46,711
last I heard,
free speech still exists.
900
01:01:46,754 --> 01:01:49,627
Don't do that. Don't
First Amendment me, please.
901
01:01:49,670 --> 01:01:52,586
It's not a country.
It's a business.
902
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:55,154
A business,
and there are optics.
903
01:01:55,198 --> 01:01:56,634
You fired Martin?
904
01:01:56,677 --> 01:01:58,984
No, he realized he had to
take one for the team.
905
01:01:59,027 --> 01:02:00,986
- The team?
- Yeah, the team.
906
01:02:01,029 --> 01:02:02,379
We have a team, our team.
907
01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:04,032
What's in the file, Nicole?
908
01:02:04,076 --> 01:02:06,296
Just a sec.
909
01:02:06,339 --> 01:02:08,602
Do you recall
a text thread you had
910
01:02:08,646 --> 01:02:11,039
with Martin, Peter, Richard
and Liberty, amongst others,
911
01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,954
December 17 at 10:00
in the morning?
912
01:02:12,998 --> 01:02:16,828
I don't recall a text thread I
had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
913
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,137
Go... go ahead, Nicole.
914
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:26,185
"Did anyone see
915
01:02:26,229 --> 01:02:28,274
what our ratfucker-in-chief
just did?"
916
01:02:28,318 --> 01:02:31,843
"Yes. Day equals ruined."
917
01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:33,540
"Infuriating."
918
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:35,934
"At least the hunt's coming up.
919
01:02:35,977 --> 01:02:38,197
"Nothing better than
going out to The Manor
920
01:02:38,241 --> 01:02:40,634
and slaughtering
a dozen deplorables."
921
01:02:40,678 --> 01:02:44,334
"We promised not to
talk about The Manor on text."
922
01:02:44,377 --> 01:02:46,466
"Viva El Manor."
923
01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:49,556
"Deleting this thread."
924
01:02:51,515 --> 01:02:54,300
I get it.
925
01:02:54,344 --> 01:02:56,433
Are you aware
there's an active group
926
01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,957
of people out there who believe
this is a real thing?
927
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,612
Believe what's a real thing?
928
01:03:01,655 --> 01:03:04,876
That you're hunting
human beings for sport.
929
01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:12,536
Yeah, not funny.
930
01:03:14,102 --> 01:03:16,061
Yeah?
931
01:03:18,803 --> 01:03:19,978
What?
932
01:03:20,021 --> 01:03:22,023
Yeah, conspiracy websites
are all over it.
933
01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:23,827
They're going bananas.
They're going berserk.
934
01:03:23,851 --> 01:03:26,680
Reddit. I mean, I don't know
the names of them all.
935
01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:29,030
But, anyway, somebody pulled
a property-tax record
936
01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:31,642
for the manor that you bought
in Vermont.
937
01:03:31,685 --> 01:03:36,124
"Manor"? No, I don't own
a fucking manor in Vermont.
938
01:03:36,168 --> 01:03:37,909
It's a three-bedroom house.
939
01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:40,694
Jesus, I can't believe
you used that word.
940
01:03:40,738 --> 01:03:41,913
"Manor"?
941
01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:42,957
No.
942
01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:44,176
"Deplorables."
943
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:46,483
It's... charged.
944
01:03:46,526 --> 01:03:48,528
Well, I initially typed
"fucking rednecks,"
945
01:03:48,572 --> 01:03:50,530
but then I decided
that wasn't specific...
946
01:03:50,574 --> 01:03:52,271
- Hey, come on.
- What?
947
01:03:52,315 --> 01:03:54,447
What would you prefer
I call them, Paul?
948
01:03:54,491 --> 01:03:57,450
- "Gun-clutching homophobes"?
- Hey, hey, stop, please.
949
01:03:57,494 --> 01:03:59,887
- "Academically challenged racists"?
- Hey, hey.
950
01:03:59,931 --> 01:04:01,411
What about
"tooth-deprived bigots"?
951
01:04:01,454 --> 01:04:03,369
We have our best team
at reputation management
952
01:04:03,413 --> 01:04:05,806
flooding...
flooding the search engines
953
01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:07,895
in the hopes this thing
doesn't go mainstream.
954
01:04:07,939 --> 01:04:09,854
But even if by some miracle
it doesn't...
955
01:04:09,897 --> 01:04:11,899
and I really don't
see that happening...
956
01:04:11,943 --> 01:04:13,510
Martin did what he had to.
957
01:04:13,553 --> 01:04:15,860
Richard did what he had to.
He's out at BlueWest.
958
01:04:15,903 --> 01:04:19,298
Julius and Miranda had to step
down from their foundation.
959
01:04:19,342 --> 01:04:21,169
Liberty exited her fund.
960
01:04:21,213 --> 01:04:23,084
I'm sorry.
961
01:04:23,128 --> 01:04:25,435
You got to go.
962
01:04:27,263 --> 01:04:29,265
Paul...
963
01:04:29,308 --> 01:04:32,093
it was just a joke.
964
01:04:32,137 --> 01:04:34,270
One joke.
965
01:04:34,313 --> 01:04:36,272
- Wasn't funny.
- It wasn't real.
966
01:04:36,315 --> 01:04:38,665
I mean, I wish
this didn't happen.
967
01:04:39,971 --> 01:04:43,322
I really do, but this...
968
01:04:44,889 --> 01:04:48,153
idea is out there,
and these people believe it,
969
01:04:48,196 --> 01:04:50,329
and they're not going away.
970
01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:57,815
What people?
971
01:04:57,858 --> 01:04:59,382
Sorry?
972
01:04:59,425 --> 01:05:06,389
What people believe I'm hunting
human beings at my manor?
973
01:05:06,432 --> 01:05:09,870
What fucking people?!
974
01:05:11,089 --> 01:05:13,221
Okay, this is gary4USA.
975
01:05:13,265 --> 01:05:14,614
He's got a podcast
976
01:05:14,658 --> 01:05:16,137
called The Confederate Files.
977
01:05:16,181 --> 01:05:18,357
He's a P score 8.5.
978
01:05:18,401 --> 01:05:20,620
What does that "P"
stand for again?
979
01:05:20,664 --> 01:05:22,318
"Piece of shit." I vote in.
980
01:05:22,361 --> 01:05:23,449
- In.
- Yeah, in.
981
01:05:23,493 --> 01:05:25,321
In? Another in. Okay.
982
01:05:25,364 --> 01:05:26,583
Gross.
983
01:05:26,626 --> 01:05:27,999
BigGameShane.
Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
984
01:05:28,019 --> 01:05:29,629
I think the pic
speaks for itself.
985
01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:31,065
- In.
- He's an 8.8.
986
01:05:31,109 --> 01:05:32,371
In.
987
01:05:32,415 --> 01:05:33,787
Guys, we can't
include everybody, okay?
988
01:05:33,807 --> 01:05:36,332
Thousands of people posted
about Manorgate, so...
989
01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:38,116
Christ. It's a "gate" now?
990
01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:40,466
Well, they ruined water
and pizza. Why not manors?
991
01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:41,839
Listen, I want to slaughter
all of them
992
01:05:41,859 --> 01:05:42,883
just like
everybody else here, okay,
993
01:05:42,903 --> 01:05:44,183
but our military consultant says
994
01:05:44,209 --> 01:05:45,602
we got to cap it out at 12.
995
01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:47,821
- Why?
- It's our first time.
996
01:05:47,865 --> 01:05:49,823
- Safety reasons, okay?
- Heavens.
997
01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:51,303
God forbid somebody gets hurt.
998
01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:53,523
Is that a kimono?
That's appropriation, Richard.
999
01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:54,959
Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
1000
01:05:55,002 --> 01:05:56,613
- In therapy.
- Jesus. Again?
1001
01:05:56,656 --> 01:05:58,005
They lost everything, Richard.
1002
01:05:58,049 --> 01:05:59,857
They lost their jobs
and their reputations.
1003
01:05:59,877 --> 01:06:01,618
Yeah, so did I, Miranda.
1004
01:06:01,661 --> 01:06:03,402
But I'm dealing with it
with, you know,
1005
01:06:03,446 --> 01:06:05,143
drugs and alcohol,
like a normal person.
1006
01:06:05,186 --> 01:06:07,493
Excuse me, did anyone else here
get reassigned to Croatia?
1007
01:06:07,537 --> 01:06:08,973
No? No? Because I did.
1008
01:06:09,016 --> 01:06:10,366
That was a blessing in disguise.
1009
01:06:10,409 --> 01:06:12,086
We're gonna build
that gas station for pennies.
1010
01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:13,087
There's no extradition...
1011
01:06:13,107 --> 01:06:14,631
Next slide.
1012
01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:19,810
- No, no.
- Jesus, Oliver, I don't think...
1013
01:06:19,853 --> 01:06:21,487
Listen. Listen, listen,
listen, listen, if we don't
1014
01:06:21,507 --> 01:06:22,967
have at least one
person of color in this,
1015
01:06:22,987 --> 01:06:24,641
it is going to be problematic.
1016
01:06:24,684 --> 01:06:26,492
I'm playing an Arab refugee.
I'm from Connecticut.
1017
01:06:26,512 --> 01:06:27,948
Isn't that a little problematic?
1018
01:06:27,992 --> 01:06:29,863
- That was your idea.
- It was your idea.
1019
01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:31,517
It was weird when you said it.
1020
01:06:31,561 --> 01:06:34,868
Because we need to lean in
to the stereotype...
1021
01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:37,001
- Correct.
- To let them just expose their biases.
1022
01:06:37,044 --> 01:06:38,504
Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em
as soon as
1023
01:06:38,524 --> 01:06:39,766
- they grab their guns.
- Then they're not gonna
1024
01:06:39,786 --> 01:06:41,028
know why we're
killing them, okay?
1025
01:06:41,048 --> 01:06:42,808
- Next slide.
- We have the opportunity to...
1026
01:06:44,487 --> 01:06:46,532
Okay. Justice4Yall.
1027
01:06:46,576 --> 01:06:48,055
She's a 6.5.
1028
01:06:48,099 --> 01:06:49,970
This is what she says.
1029
01:06:50,014 --> 01:06:51,711
"Fuck this bitch.
1030
01:06:51,755 --> 01:06:55,106
Athena Stone murders
innocent men and..."
1031
01:06:55,149 --> 01:06:57,151
I don't need to hear more.
1032
01:07:03,027 --> 01:07:04,942
That's our Snowball.
1033
01:07:15,692 --> 01:07:18,869
Put your gun in the mailbox.
1034
01:07:20,914 --> 01:07:22,873
Why the fuck would I do that?
1035
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:25,571
There's a shaped
C-4 charge underneath the gate.
1036
01:07:27,486 --> 01:07:30,141
I could blow you up right now.
1037
01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:32,448
But where's the fun in that?
1038
01:07:33,318 --> 01:07:34,580
No guns.
1039
01:07:34,624 --> 01:07:37,627
Put it in the mailbox. Now.
1040
01:09:23,733 --> 01:09:25,865
It's amazing to me.
1041
01:09:25,909 --> 01:09:28,389
People go their entire lives
without realizing
1042
01:09:28,433 --> 01:09:30,914
the most simple, obvious truth.
1043
01:09:32,089 --> 01:09:36,267
The only way to properly
slice tomatoes
1044
01:09:36,310 --> 01:09:38,748
is with a bread knife.
1045
01:09:41,707 --> 01:09:44,275
Did you kill Don?
1046
01:09:45,668 --> 01:09:48,584
Because I convinced you
he was one of us.
1047
01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:50,324
Was he?
1048
01:09:50,368 --> 01:09:52,413
Maybe.
1049
01:09:52,457 --> 01:09:54,720
Maybe not.
1050
01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:58,898
Who am I?
1051
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:04,643
Who am I?
1052
01:10:04,687 --> 01:10:07,994
Lady, I don't know who you are.
1053
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:10,040
I just know that you're crazy.
1054
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:11,476
I am crazy.
1055
01:10:11,519 --> 01:10:13,086
But I know I'm crazy.
1056
01:10:13,130 --> 01:10:16,437
And if you know you're crazy,
then you're not crazy.
1057
01:10:16,481 --> 01:10:20,267
So that just makes me
really, really mad.
1058
01:10:20,311 --> 01:10:21,660
Okay.
1059
01:10:21,704 --> 01:10:24,489
So, who am I?
1060
01:10:24,532 --> 01:10:28,101
Crystal May Creasey.
1061
01:10:28,145 --> 01:10:31,931
Born in Mississippi,
Whites Crossing.
1062
01:10:31,975 --> 01:10:32,845
Fitting.
1063
01:10:32,889 --> 01:10:34,455
Dropped out of school at 12,
1064
01:10:34,499 --> 01:10:37,067
right around the time your
daddy was killed by the police
1065
01:10:37,110 --> 01:10:38,938
when they raided
the methamphetamine lab.
1066
01:10:38,982 --> 01:10:41,419
Your mother joined him
soon after that... overdose.
1067
01:10:41,462 --> 01:10:46,206
Probably the last batch
of Daddy's stuff.
1068
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,339
Romantic.
1069
01:10:50,994 --> 01:10:55,999
You know, most people think
that you should use cheddar
1070
01:10:56,042 --> 01:11:00,394
in a grilled cheese,
but I use Gruyère.
1071
01:11:01,831 --> 01:11:05,225
Nothing else has
that kind of melt.
1072
01:11:05,269 --> 01:11:07,358
After your mom died, you bounced
1073
01:11:07,401 --> 01:11:08,968
from part-time job
to part-time job,
1074
01:11:09,012 --> 01:11:10,709
to welfare and back.
1075
01:11:10,753 --> 01:11:13,277
More times than I could count,
honestly.
1076
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,629
The only consistency was your
inability to stay employed.
1077
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:19,239
Which is fine.
1078
01:11:19,283 --> 01:11:22,678
I mean, this country belongs
to the uneducated and ignorant
1079
01:11:22,721 --> 01:11:24,810
as much as it belongs to me.
1080
01:11:24,854 --> 01:11:27,770
You fail, we pay.
1081
01:11:27,813 --> 01:11:30,468
Eventually,
a cow falls on your head
1082
01:11:30,511 --> 01:11:32,949
or you blow your brains out
in a parking lot
1083
01:11:32,992 --> 01:11:34,951
because you finally realize
1084
01:11:34,994 --> 01:11:38,345
what a waste
your life truly was.
1085
01:11:38,389 --> 01:11:40,173
But not you, Crystal.
1086
01:11:40,217 --> 01:11:42,523
You decided to go
on the Internet
1087
01:11:42,567 --> 01:11:44,700
and run your stupid mouth.
1088
01:11:46,092 --> 01:11:49,095
13 months ago, you posted this
on a message board
1089
01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:52,272
under the screen name
Justice4Yall.
1090
01:11:52,316 --> 01:11:55,232
I want to make sure I...
I get it exactly right.
1091
01:11:58,235 --> 01:12:00,585
"Fuck this bitch.
1092
01:12:00,628 --> 01:12:04,850
"Athena Stone murders innocent
men and women for sport.
1093
01:12:04,894 --> 01:12:08,506
The evidence is all there."
1094
01:12:08,549 --> 01:12:12,728
T-H-E-I-R.
1095
01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:14,947
"Her manor, her travel records.
1096
01:12:14,991 --> 01:12:17,645
"And in case
you were still on the fence,
1097
01:12:17,689 --> 01:12:22,563
she fucking admitted to it
in a text message."
1098
01:12:22,607 --> 01:12:26,306
"Admitted" was all caps.
1099
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,789
That's all you have
to say for yourself?
1100
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:35,881
Everybody you kidnapped
and killed,
1101
01:12:35,925 --> 01:12:38,449
that's 'cause they busted you
and your friends
1102
01:12:38,492 --> 01:12:40,059
and put it on the Internet?
1103
01:12:40,103 --> 01:12:41,582
No one busted us.
1104
01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:42,888
We were joking.
1105
01:12:42,932 --> 01:12:44,672
But you ignorami
took it literally.
1106
01:12:44,716 --> 01:12:49,242
You actually believed we were
hunting human beings for sport.
1107
01:12:49,286 --> 01:12:51,767
- But you are.
- What?
1108
01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:53,464
Hunting human beings for sport.
1109
01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:54,900
- No.
- Yeah.
1110
01:12:54,944 --> 01:12:57,207
It wasn't true.
1111
01:12:59,644 --> 01:13:01,080
This is your manor, isn't it?
1112
01:13:01,124 --> 01:13:03,691
It's not a fucking manor.
1113
01:13:03,735 --> 01:13:06,216
It's a house I rented
in Croatia and had decorated.
1114
01:13:06,259 --> 01:13:07,521
Okay, right, but it's yours,
1115
01:13:07,565 --> 01:13:10,611
and you're hunting people,
so it's...
1116
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,309
I mean, it's true.
1117
01:13:12,352 --> 01:13:13,527
Now.
1118
01:13:13,571 --> 01:13:17,836
Now it's true
because you made it true.
1119
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,795
You people,
you take anything you want,
1120
01:13:19,838 --> 01:13:21,927
and you twist it around
until it fits
1121
01:13:21,971 --> 01:13:25,191
into your backwards
fucking worldview.
1122
01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:29,587
You wanted it to be true,
so you decided it was.
1123
01:13:31,589 --> 01:13:34,157
This was your idea.
1124
01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:38,552
Well...
1125
01:13:38,596 --> 01:13:40,554
not my idea.
1126
01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:42,339
I did not want to mess up
1127
01:13:42,382 --> 01:13:46,647
your big grilled-cheese speech,
but...
1128
01:13:46,691 --> 01:13:49,520
you done fucked up, lady.
1129
01:13:51,522 --> 01:13:55,004
See, you got the wrong Crystal.
1130
01:13:55,047 --> 01:13:58,529
There's another
Crystal May Creasey back home.
1131
01:13:59,878 --> 01:14:02,402
But she spells "May"
with an "E."
1132
01:14:03,795 --> 01:14:06,929
Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
1133
01:14:06,972 --> 01:14:09,322
And my dad's an asshole,
1134
01:14:09,366 --> 01:14:13,326
but I don't think
he ever did drugs.
1135
01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:15,372
And my mom...
1136
01:14:17,896 --> 01:14:21,117
she's alive, too.
1137
01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:25,338
Can we call her?
1138
01:14:25,382 --> 01:14:26,949
- Let's call her right now.
- No.
1139
01:14:26,992 --> 01:14:28,254
- Give me the phone.
- No way.
1140
01:14:28,298 --> 01:14:29,670
- I'll call her up.
- Do I look fucking stupid?
1141
01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:31,498
Fine. I'll give you her number,
and you can call.
1142
01:14:31,518 --> 01:14:34,130
- That's not gonna happen.
- Yeah.
1143
01:14:34,173 --> 01:14:37,002
You don't really care
about the truth, do you?
1144
01:14:37,046 --> 01:14:38,395
Of course I do.
1145
01:14:38,438 --> 01:14:42,225
The only difference
is I'm right.
1146
01:14:44,009 --> 01:14:46,142
Hey, maybe.
1147
01:14:47,578 --> 01:14:49,058
Maybe not.
1148
01:14:50,581 --> 01:14:53,062
Now, do I have to keep
listening to Beethoven,
1149
01:14:53,105 --> 01:14:55,064
or can we fucking
get on with it?
1150
01:15:25,790 --> 01:15:27,531
That was good.
1151
01:16:05,003 --> 01:16:06,178
No!
1152
01:16:20,627 --> 01:16:21,846
Hey, Crystal.
1153
01:16:24,588 --> 01:16:27,025
Fuck!
1154
01:16:28,896 --> 01:16:30,594
You need a gun now, bitch?!
1155
01:16:30,637 --> 01:16:32,683
That's fucking cheating!
1156
01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:03,322
Fuck you!
1157
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:05,428
- One second.
- Yeah.
1158
01:18:29,016 --> 01:18:30,844
No more glass!
1159
01:19:24,115 --> 01:19:25,508
I got you.
1160
01:19:56,191 --> 01:19:57,844
Okay.
1161
01:20:10,292 --> 01:20:12,337
Hey.
1162
01:20:12,381 --> 01:20:14,774
I got you, too.
1163
01:20:16,907 --> 01:20:19,736
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1164
01:20:25,568 --> 01:20:28,048
Why did you call me Snowball?
1165
01:20:29,311 --> 01:20:31,356
It's a reference.
1166
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,577
To George Orwell's Animal Farm.
1167
01:20:36,056 --> 01:20:38,015
He's a pig.
1168
01:20:38,058 --> 01:20:42,237
Yeah, but why am I Snowball?
1169
01:20:44,108 --> 01:20:46,763
Snowball is an idealist.
1170
01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:50,549
He... he wants to make
the world a better place.
1171
01:20:50,593 --> 01:20:54,988
That's why the other pigs
make up lies about him,
1172
01:20:55,032 --> 01:20:57,034
turn him into the enemy.
1173
01:20:59,602 --> 01:21:02,605
I think you should be Snowball.
1174
01:21:03,432 --> 01:21:06,435
You read Animal Farm?
1175
01:21:07,305 --> 01:21:09,612
Yes, ma'am, I did.
1176
01:21:12,832 --> 01:21:15,139
Can I...
1177
01:21:15,182 --> 01:21:17,576
ask you a question?
1178
01:21:19,404 --> 01:21:22,538
Are you Justice4Yall?
1179
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,411
Come on.
1180
01:21:26,455 --> 01:21:28,326
We're both dead.
1181
01:21:28,370 --> 01:21:30,328
Just tell me.
1182
01:21:30,372 --> 01:21:33,549
I got the right Crystal,
didn't I?
1183
01:21:35,377 --> 01:21:38,815
No, ma'am, you did not.
1184
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,563
Whoops.
1185
01:23:36,933 --> 01:23:38,064
Hey there.
1186
01:23:38,108 --> 01:23:39,544
Shit.
1187
01:23:39,588 --> 01:23:41,677
The...
1188
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,854
assholes you work for
tried to kill me,
1189
01:23:44,897 --> 01:23:48,205
so I killed them instead.
1190
01:23:48,248 --> 01:23:49,946
Now I want to go home.
1191
01:23:52,296 --> 01:23:54,080
That gonna be a problem?
1192
01:23:54,124 --> 01:23:55,952
Certainly not, ma'am.
1193
01:23:55,995 --> 01:23:57,344
No.
1194
01:23:57,388 --> 01:23:59,912
May I...
may I pour that for you?
1195
01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:01,479
Yeah.
1196
01:24:11,576 --> 01:24:14,231
How about a snack?
We have fantastic caviar.
1197
01:24:14,274 --> 01:24:16,320
- It's osetra...
- Yeah.
1198
01:24:16,363 --> 01:24:17,756
You got it.
1199
01:24:26,330 --> 01:24:27,766
You ever had caviar?
1200
01:24:27,810 --> 01:24:31,509
No, I don't... I don't think
I'm really allowed to.
1201
01:24:31,553 --> 01:24:33,990
Well, you are now. Have a seat.
1202
01:24:36,340 --> 01:24:38,734
Dig in.
1203
01:24:47,264 --> 01:24:49,266
How is it?
1204
01:24:53,575 --> 01:24:56,229
It's fucking great.
1205
01:24:56,253 --> 01:25:08,253
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