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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,108 --> 00:00:14,815 [♪♪] 2 00:00:25,687 --> 00:00:28,566 I played by the rules. 3 00:00:30,525 --> 00:00:33,404 Where'd it gel me. 4 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:46,509 When people are in an economically depressed slate. 5 00:00:46,775 --> 00:00:49,312 They start looking around as to how they're gonna 6 00:00:49,544 --> 00:00:51,387 help themselves... 7 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:56,560 ...and when they have no options. 8 00:00:56,818 --> 00:00:58,491 The most dangerous guy in the world's 9 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,360 the guy that's backed up with no options. 10 00:01:01,623 --> 00:01:04,467 And sol return home... 11 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:10,437 to the last place on planet earth where men of honor. 12 00:01:11,699 --> 00:01:15,738 Real men. still exist. 13 00:01:16,004 --> 00:01:17,813 [♪♪] 14 00:01:32,754 --> 00:01:35,132 When you come back to Chicago, you come back. 15 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,597 Feel like where you belong. 16 00:01:40,261 --> 00:01:44,209 You see the lake and all them beautiful buildings to the west, 17 00:01:44,432 --> 00:01:48,073 you know? It's the best city in the world. 18 00:01:52,574 --> 00:01:53,712 I'm moving back. 19 00:01:53,942 --> 00:01:57,082 Jesus Christ, would you drive the car? Come on. 20 00:01:57,345 --> 00:01:59,120 No, you heard me right. I'm moving back, 21 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:01,953 I'm driving into the city even as we speak. 22 00:02:02,183 --> 00:02:04,891 My job adios-ed to India. 23 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,098 Finished. 24 00:02:06,354 --> 00:02:08,527 My teaser rate spiked. my bank account cratered. 25 00:02:08,756 --> 00:02:09,791 "Gm 26 00:02:10,058 --> 00:02:11,901 No, no, no. I dug the hale 27 00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:15,336 but they gave me the sub-prime shovel. 28 00:02:18,766 --> 00:02:20,973 Yeah, well, you know mm it is. 29 00:02:21,236 --> 00:02:23,682 R all went south and I was ajerk 30 00:02:23,905 --> 00:02:28,047 and then she lefi and now it's just me and the Batmobile. 31 00:02:42,123 --> 00:02:46,401 Chicago goal by number nine - Bobby Hull 32 00:02:50,398 --> 00:02:52,275 Oh, Uncle Dom, thank Jesus. 33 00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:54,608 That's my Uncle Dominic. 34 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:57,612 He's the only guy I know in this whale bullshit world 35 00:02:57,839 --> 00:03:00,718 with a recession proof job that don't take shit from nobody. 36 00:03:00,975 --> 00:03:02,454 When Uncle Dam graduated high school. 37 00:03:02,677 --> 00:03:04,657 He looked like John Travolta and, hell. 38 00:03:04,913 --> 00:03:07,723 Today he looks better than Travolta. 39 00:03:09,851 --> 00:03:11,831 My Uncle Dom is my mothers very Sicilian brother. 40 00:03:12,086 --> 00:03:13,292 He's... 41 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:15,626 connected, you know? 42 00:03:15,857 --> 00:03:17,165 Hey... 43 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:19,462 Damanooch, how you doing? 44 00:03:19,694 --> 00:03:20,195 Salud. 45 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,303 I thought you got booted. 46 00:03:21,529 --> 00:03:22,667 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE. 47 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:23,705 OK. 48 00:03:23,932 --> 00:03:24,967 Salud. 49 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,804 Salud, huh? 50 00:03:27,035 --> 00:03:29,914 Some of my fondest memories were when Uncle Dom 51 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:33,209 would take me to lunch with all of his... 52 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:34,452 friends. 53 00:03:34,676 --> 00:03:36,155 He drops dead on the fucking track. 54 00:03:36,377 --> 00:03:38,721 I'd sit at the end of me table. 55 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,256 I was one of the guys. 56 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,984 It was great. 57 00:03:43,218 --> 00:03:44,856 Hey, salud. Hey, little guy. 58 00:03:45,119 --> 00:03:47,725 Drink some wine It's good for you. 59 00:03:47,956 --> 00:03:48,434 Ifs 0K? 60 00:03:48,656 --> 00:03:50,966 Sure. Cent anni. 61 00:03:51,192 --> 00:03:52,227 What's cent anni? 62 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:56,600 Cantu anni - may we all live (or 100 years. Salud. 63 00:04:04,072 --> 00:04:06,348 You ﬂying In make an asshole out of me? 64 00:04:06,574 --> 00:04:09,384 Dam. Dam, mill out, man. you'll gel your money. 65 00:04:09,644 --> 00:04:12,318 Chill out? Chill the fuck out. 66 00:04:12,547 --> 00:04:15,858 I like that You want me to chill the luck out? 67 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:19,395 As a kid. I always looked up to Uncle Dom, but... 68 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:22,430 he kind of scared me loo. 69 00:04:22,657 --> 00:04:23,328 Huh? 70 00:04:23,558 --> 00:04:25,265 Dam, Dam, you don't understand. 71 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:29,201 I understand. I'm a very understanding guy. 72 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:30,067 Oh! 73 00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:32,937 I'm an understanding guy. Yeah. 74 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,009 Na! 75 00:04:34,235 --> 00:04:35,839 This ain't no Islamic Republic. right'? 76 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:38,710 Islamics are animale, yeah You steal from them, 77 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,715 they cut off he hand that did the stealing. 78 00:04:40,942 --> 00:04:41,886 - Yeah. - No! 79 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,453 I'm just gonna trim your fingernails. 80 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:43,986 Na, don't! 81 00:04:44,212 --> 00:04:44,917 Yeah. 82 00:04:45,179 --> 00:04:48,285 No, please don't. Na, Dom, nu, nu! 83 00:04:48,516 --> 00:04:50,018 Can you imagine? 84 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:56,031 Oh no, please don't! Argh! 85 00:04:56,257 --> 00:04:57,292 Whoa! 86 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,504 I know, I know. you might think that Uncle Dom 87 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:02,037 is a mean spirited. self-indulgent guy 88 00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:04,539 who thinks brutality and intimidation 89 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:06,871 are the only ways to deal with the world. 90 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:08,739 Gel him out of here. 91 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,748 Oh. Shit. I forgot the kid. 92 00:05:14,976 --> 00:05:17,422 Hey Joey... come here. 93 00:05:17,645 --> 00:05:20,421 We were kidding around. We're just kidding around. 94 00:05:20,648 --> 00:05:23,424 Uh-oh. Check out Mr Waterworks. 95 00:05:23,651 --> 00:05:25,460 [laughing] 96 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:34,334 But you know what? In me end... 97 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:38,040 Uncle Dom was right. 98 00:05:39,334 --> 00:05:41,211 Crime does pay. 99 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:46,646 And the straight worid... 100 00:05:46,908 --> 00:05:49,548 it ain't so straight. 101 00:05:57,118 --> 00:06:00,565 You're gelling screwed. We're all gelling screwed. 102 00:06:00,788 --> 00:06:03,462 Pull the fucking SUV out of the fucking drive-through, 103 00:06:03,691 --> 00:06:05,068 drop me Big Gulp 104 00:06:05,326 --> 00:06:08,136 and join the fucking Jihad motherfuckers. Whoo! 105 00:06:10,431 --> 00:06:13,469 Oil price went up 200, the dollar dropped 192. 106 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:15,078 Everybody's worried. 107 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:17,942 Today, ifs dog eat dag. 108 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:21,847 Tough times and tough areas make tough people. 109 00:06:34,322 --> 00:06:37,769 Joey! Joe)' 110 00:06:37,992 --> 00:06:38,766 Ma. 111 00:06:38,993 --> 00:06:42,998 Oh, Gad bless you Joey. Oh! 112 00:06:43,231 --> 00:06:44,676 Hey heaufilul gin. 113 00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:49,541 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. My Joey. 114 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:52,080 Ma, what is this? 115 00:06:52,306 --> 00:06:56,152 This? Well, I'm clumsy. you know, I gm old bones. 116 00:06:56,377 --> 00:06:59,654 Oh, you're not old, you're a hoilie. But what did you do? 117 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:04,523 Oh, never mind that. You should see the other guy. 118 00:07:04,752 --> 00:07:08,029 Ifs about time you got home. I need you here now. 119 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:11,863 Hey, ma, I'm here, I'm home. Let's be happy That beautiful face. 120 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:14,937 Came on. Nothing but smiles (mm now an. 121 00:07:16,731 --> 00:07:18,404 There he is. 122 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:22,842 The prodigal son of Sam his self. 123 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:23,878 Uncle Dom. 124 00:07:24,105 --> 00:07:25,914 Came here. 125 00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:31,555 Ok, he's here. Can we eat something now? 126 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:37,189 I'm wasting away to naming here. 127 00:07:37,418 --> 00:07:38,453 Hey uhh? 128 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,222 Hey, how you doing? 129 00:07:41,456 --> 00:07:42,332 Haw you doing? 130 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:43,625 Na, haw you doing? 131 00:07:43,891 --> 00:07:46,770 Haw you doing? 132 00:07:47,028 --> 00:07:49,008 Whoa! 133 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:51,506 NI! 134 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:52,574 Well, shall we eat'? 135 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,609 Please. 136 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,847 Beautiful. 137 00:08:05,713 --> 00:08:08,421 Ah... good. 138 00:08:10,651 --> 00:08:12,528 Chew!!- 139 00:08:15,289 --> 00:08:18,759 You remember how sol! Ma's aiways were? 140 00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:20,597 Haw did she do that? 141 00:08:20,828 --> 00:08:23,035 What was her secret? 142 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:25,470 They're just like Ma's, what are you talking about Dominic? 143 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:27,337 Oh yeah, come on. I said they're good. 144 00:08:27,568 --> 00:08:30,947 All right. There was a downtown restaurant that wanted my meatballs. My meatballs. 145 00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:33,516 All right came on. Calmﬂ. oalmﬂ. eh? 146 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,775 I said they're good. 147 00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:37,114 Come on. even with your busted wing they're good. 148 00:08:37,345 --> 00:08:39,621 Ah! You see this? This is also a deadly weapon. 149 00:08:39,847 --> 00:08:40,985 I'm gonna give you a crack in 150 00:08:41,249 --> 00:08:42,057 [INAUDIBLE]. 151 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,456 Acrack in me head. 152 00:08:44,685 --> 00:08:46,358 That's the Italians. 153 00:08:46,621 --> 00:08:49,727 They help each other out, they give this, you need that. 154 00:08:49,957 --> 00:08:51,800 You need something to eat. 155 00:08:52,026 --> 00:08:56,975 Yay! [MARCOOCH], some here, have a cup of c... hey, hey, hug, kiss. 156 00:08:57,198 --> 00:08:58,643 You can'! rush art. 157 00:08:58,866 --> 00:09:00,345 ...Both of you. Ok, I'm good to go. 158 00:09:00,601 --> 00:09:01,739 Get a shot of We Damone and I. 159 00:09:01,969 --> 00:09:02,413 Oh. 160 00:09:02,637 --> 00:09:04,173 I'm in. 161 00:09:04,438 --> 00:09:05,246 Homecoming. 162 00:09:05,473 --> 00:09:06,850 So what's the deal with this thing? 163 00:09:07,108 --> 00:09:08,644 Are you leasing this airmail carrier or what? 164 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:10,651 Lease to buy. I'm sick of audio visual, man. 165 00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:14,325 Cutting my commissions and cutting my commissions 166 00:09:14,549 --> 00:09:17,393 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE. 167 00:09:22,156 --> 00:09:23,829 I'm gonna advertise it like a party bus. 168 00:09:24,058 --> 00:09:25,401 Squire hot chicks around the loop. 169 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,435 Wicker Park, high rollers In the river boats. 170 00:09:27,662 --> 00:09:29,642 I hope so, man, because I am having visions of 171 00:09:29,864 --> 00:09:32,401 you doing nothing but running corporate clones to O'Hare and back. 172 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,271 You know, they lucked up this whale country. 173 00:09:34,502 --> 00:09:36,641 Good jobs. hasta la bye bye. 174 00:09:36,871 --> 00:09:40,011 Devon, busied. The hanks. hushed. Pro-sports, fucked up. 175 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,845 Even pom has got... 176 00:09:42,076 --> 00:09:43,612 - Actually. - Yeah. 177 00:09:43,878 --> 00:09:45,687 The pom is better. Yeah. 178 00:09:47,048 --> 00:09:48,755 You know they shot the Little Rascals... 179 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:50,154 What do you mean, shooting? 180 00:09:50,384 --> 00:09:52,762 [INAUDIBLE]. You know what that is? 181 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,863 What is Mat? 182 00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:58,733 You call Terri? 183 00:09:58,993 --> 00:10:02,167 Terri. Terri who? 184 00:10:02,396 --> 00:10:03,374 Yeah, right. 185 00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:05,373 Hey, this is Terri. Wail (or he beep. 186 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,204 - Hey, Terri, what's going on? - Leave a message. 187 00:10:07,435 --> 00:10:08,573 - Hey Terri. - I'll gel back... 188 00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:10,838 ...if you're nice to me. 189 00:10:11,072 --> 00:10:13,052 Terri, voice (mm the past. 190 00:10:13,274 --> 00:10:14,776 I'm back in town. 191 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:18,216 How about coffee or a beverage or a talk'? 192 00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:20,619 [mucus] Nothing more. nothing less 193 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,690 Hello. 194 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:29,131 Haw you doing? 195 00:10:30,591 --> 00:10:38,772 Maybe I could make belated amends for my manifold sins. 196 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:44,073 Manifold sins? 197 00:10:44,305 --> 00:10:46,080 Mmm. 198 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:47,308 Mmm. 199 00:10:49,944 --> 00:10:51,082 I'm glad you're hack. 200 00:10:57,451 --> 00:10:58,084 Joey! Did you go to that gin Toni last night'? 201 00:10:58,085 --> 00:11:00,258 Joey! Did you go to that gin Toni last night'? 202 00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:05,096 I got up at two o'clock and you were not in your bed. 203 00:11:05,326 --> 00:11:06,669 Her name is Terri. ma. 204 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:10,431 And no I didn't because we bmke up seven years ago. 205 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,009 I'm not telling you what to do. 206 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,612 I was girl-Mends with her mother for years. 207 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:19,511 I know, Ma. That's how we met. 208 00:11:19,774 --> 00:11:22,653 You know how they say that when you meet the woman you're gonna marry, 209 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:24,548 you just... you know it... 210 00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:25,757 right away? 211 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,323 Slop it you. 212 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,618 Hand of God, just give it a try, one time. 213 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:32,490 Mrs Joseph Neidemuan. 214 00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:37,258 Hmm? Mrs Joseph Neidemuan. I mink it sounds pretty good. 215 00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:39,300 Hmmm. 216 00:11:44,498 --> 00:11:46,808 You gonna be home for dinner? 217 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:50,875 Hey, Unc, would you meet me on Friday? 218 00:11:51,105 --> 00:11:52,083 Sure, nephew, what's up'? 219 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:53,979 I wanna talk in you about something. 220 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:54,709 Shoot. 221 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,819 Ah, on Friday. 222 00:11:58,045 --> 00:11:59,854 All right. 223 00:12:09,657 --> 00:12:13,366 We admired them, you know? 224 00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:18,508 They always had nice clothes and new oars and, you know. 225 00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:23,614 And we tried to set our pattern after them. 226 00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:28,820 Now, what nobody knows 227 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:32,047 is that the Chicago outfit has always been the best run, 228 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:35,089 the most profitable, the most powerful in the entire country. 229 00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:37,694 Dude, what the luck are you talking about? 230 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:39,295 Fuck! Be careful. 231 00:12:39,553 --> 00:12:40,759 [hem] 232 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,159 Outfit guys, they're men of honor. 233 00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:43,493 Hey, drive, lady. 234 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,761 Real men, clear moral node. You mink you're gonna find 235 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,028 that anywhere else here in Dumpiuckislan? 236 00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:50,708 Think they would have taken my muse W I'd been with my uncle? 237 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,535 Oh come on, man, you can't muscle a bank. 238 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,111 Bullshit. You could muscle anybody. 239 00:12:57,271 --> 00:12:59,581 Oh! Tony Montana. 240 00:13:00,741 --> 00:13:02,584 Say hello to my little friend. 241 00:13:09,216 --> 00:13:11,560 Agﬂt. 242 00:13:11,786 --> 00:13:13,823 Wail a second - 243 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,590 this is your plan? 244 00:13:15,856 --> 00:13:16,960 Your new start'? 245 00:13:17,191 --> 00:13:19,728 You're gonna join the Mafia? 246 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,633 Na, not the Mafia. 247 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,068 The Outfit. 248 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,979 I thought you were broke. 249 00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:33,984 Oh, he Oulfk. OK, solid. 250 00:13:36,477 --> 00:13:37,785 You're out of your fucking mind. 251 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,491 Oh, I am? Well, why don't you take a look at this country'? 252 00:13:40,714 --> 00:13:42,557 Take a look at you - what's your big plan? 253 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,057 Joe, seriously. 254 00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:46,060 You're a nice middle class kid. 255 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,789 You're gonna join the freakin' Mafia? 256 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,090 Society's going ¢*°W" 257 00:13:49,323 --> 00:13:51,428 fundamentalism is hot and everybody's running scared. 258 00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,640 They grab on. they reach for the familiar, the old time - 259 00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:56,670 guns. religion. 260 00:13:56,897 --> 00:13:58,877 Pro wrestling. 261 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,305 Haw you doing? 262 00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:01,706 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 263 00:14:01,936 --> 00:14:05,611 The Outfit. that is the classic example. 264 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,548 Na. How you doing? 265 00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:18,959 I'm not ﬂipping burgers 266 00:14:19,186 --> 00:14:19,960 [gunshot] 267 00:14:20,187 --> 00:14:21,666 I'm not ﬂipping fucking burgers. 268 00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:28,072 Na justice. No piece of ass! 269 00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,409 NI! 270 00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:41,481 Why do you think me Italians 271 00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:44,315 and me Jews sinned the Mob in the first plane? 272 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,491 They couldn't gel jobs. 273 00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:48,352 Couldn't rely on the government. 274 00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:49,890 The oops. 275 00:14:50,117 --> 00:14:52,290 That shit's the same today. 276 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:56,023 For justice we must go Io Don Corleone. 277 00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:03,664 20 million guys in this country wanted to be Michael Corleone. 278 00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:07,243 Your payment is three months past due. 279 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:09,538 I will get your money. I just need a little time. 280 00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:13,307 By the hand oi God, please just don'! lake my muse. 281 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,383 For English, press or say one. 282 00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:17,919 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE] 283 00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,523 This is America, speak fucking American. 284 00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:22,421 Oak Tree Loan is a debt collection service. 285 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:24,959 All of our representatives are currently helping other customers. 286 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,665 You may visit our website at 287 00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:31,267 Ah. fuck your website. I wanna talk to a human fucking being. 288 00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,129 I'm sorry, that is not a valid entry. 289 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,362 Listen, please just don't take my house. 290 00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:37,371 I'm Please, just... ...that is not a valid entry. 291 00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:38,770 Dan'! lake my house. 292 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,376 Three months past due. 293 00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:41,375 I'm a good guy. 294 00:15:41,602 --> 00:15:42,808 Debt collection service. 295 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,550 - I ran into some tough times. - That is not a valid entry. 296 00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:47,582 Dan'! lake my house... take my house... 297 00:15:54,048 --> 00:16:00,897 They visualize it as real life. you know? Like on the Sopranos. 298 00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:03,727 Sopranos. I thought that was garbage. 299 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,904 They make it look glamorous 300 00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:09,505 and, for the times that it is glamorous, 301 00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:11,902 there's a lot more times that it's not. 302 00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:19,082 Uncle Dom goes ho LA about once a month 303 00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:23,846 to pick up what LAowes Chicago. 304 00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:28,958 In the glory days, it took about ten guys to do this job. 305 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,661 Now. 306 00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:35,127 It's just Uncle Dom. 307 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,701 The last man standing. 308 00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:51,405 Dude, what the fuck are we doing? 309 00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:52,844 Are you sure this is cool? 310 00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,815 It is totally cool. 311 00:16:56,076 --> 00:16:59,023 The last guy in the world I wanna fuck with is your uncle. 312 00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,452 NI! 313 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,624 You ought to pay me for the lessons I'm giving you today, pal. 314 00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:08,959 Fuck you, old man. 315 00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:11,829 So what? They're gonna let you in 'cause of your uncle? 316 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:18,139 I gotta go through him. 317 00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:26,915 Out of respect. 318 00:17:30,944 --> 00:17:33,254 What, you wanna be a chauffer the rest of your life? 319 00:17:37,151 --> 00:17:40,132 Nothing beats money. 320 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,630 You can have Marilyn Monroe here. 321 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:46,167 Ava Gardner here and the money where I'm silting. 322 00:17:46,393 --> 00:17:48,839 I'd push them both out of the way and grab the money. 323 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,912 Uncle Dom's guys eat here all the lime. 324 00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:58,980 The mlini with the sausage crumble, ooh, rocks. 325 00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:06,850 Back in the day. 326 00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:10,290 My old girlfriend Terri used to work here. 327 00:18:11,852 --> 00:18:12,887 Hey, can I gala burrito? 328 00:18:13,153 --> 00:18:16,259 Yeah. All right, 3.75. 329 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:22,362 You know what? This is a $20 box of 12 gauge double ought buck. 330 00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:23,802 [mucus] ox. 331 00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:26,010 Thanks. 332 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,873 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. $20 a day. Three day, $60. 333 00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,947 $50, you dumb illegal? I said 50, that's what you get. 334 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,709 We build wall. $80, (hit was deal. 335 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,922 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Back oll, hack off. Come on. 336 00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,155 Who the hell are you? 337 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,584 - Need some help? - Nice jacket. 338 00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:41,554 Here, hold this. I'll lake care of these guys. 339 00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:44,626 Look, I will make this warm your while. Ah! Ah! 340 00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:47,557 These are men. 341 00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,165 Hard-working men. 342 00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:51,403 And you are cheating hem. 343 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,730 Oh, are you fucking nuts? 344 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:58,137 What kind of moral code is that, you sleaze? 345 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,502 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE. 346 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:02,737 Hey. keep your shirt on sunshine. 347 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,687 Si. Gracias. senor. Gracias. 348 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,457 What file RICK? 349 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,635 Senor. senor. 350 00:19:31,231 --> 00:19:32,073 Na. 351 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:42,283 Jesus. Jesus, hey! I want some answers. 352 00:19:42,509 --> 00:19:44,785 Jesus, what the hell are you doing over here? 353 00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,514 You missed your last shift. 354 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,316 Miss Terri, I surly, I got second job. 355 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,062 Buss cheat us. hut this good mister... 356 00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:57,125 Joe? 357 00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,166 Hey Terri. 358 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,195 What are you doing? 359 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,735 Well, this guy was ﬂying to cheat your Mend, so... 360 00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:05,671 Na. What are you doing here? 361 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:08,743 Oh yeah. Listen, hey. I came back to tell you that you 362 00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:11,575 complete me and you civilize me and you make this cold, bitter 363 00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:14,081 world not so cold and bitter. 364 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,015 [LAUGHS] Fuck you. 365 00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:18,119 Oh, ok, but listen, I'm on a quest to recover 366 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,551 some personal honor and making amends to you, 367 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,986 well, mat would really mean a lot to me. 368 00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:25,254 I would like to ask your permission to take you for 369 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:29,331 a beverage or coffee. if you like, just to talk. 370 00:20:29,556 --> 00:20:30,398 Naming more, nothing less. 371 00:20:30,657 --> 00:20:33,137 I'm working. 372 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,161 I got your bus boy back. 373 00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:35,173 I got your bus boy back. 374 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:49,018 Hold on. You beat up that guy just to help Jesus? 375 00:20:49,243 --> 00:20:50,278 Yep. 376 00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,990 Joe Neiderman, good Samaritan. 377 00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:55,921 Give me a sec in wrap my brain around that one. 378 00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,761 Joe! A fucking gun? 379 00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:02,433 Hey. uh? 380 00:21:02,656 --> 00:21:03,657 Ok, well. here's another one - 381 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:08,532 night after night. I dream about having a child. 382 00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:09,900 What? 383 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:15,112 Achild, a baby. a shining beautiful perfect child, 384 00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:17,008 I swear on my mother. 385 00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:20,377 Look, when you and Dr Freud get done blowing each other... 386 00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:23,713 Hey, month. That's my mother. 387 00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:28,450 Still driving the Batmobile but, I don't know, you're... 388 00:21:28,715 --> 00:21:32,185 you seem different. 389 00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:38,563 You left me... seven years ago 'cause you didn't want kids. 390 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:39,930 I know. Ok, hold an. 391 00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:42,799 Now. out of nowhere you show up and expect me to buy 392 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,237 this Lifetime TV sensitive daddy wannabe crap? 393 00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:46,671 You said it yourself 394 00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,970 I'm dilferenl. These limes. they change people. 395 00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:54,552 You crying? 396 00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:58,921 What's next? 397 00:21:59,146 --> 00:22:00,955 [♪♪] 398 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,486 The day they mail my balls home... 399 00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:06,628 Yeah. 400 00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:08,059 ...l just want you to lick the envelope... 401 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:09,289 Mhmm. 402 00:22:09,556 --> 00:22:11,365 And stamp that motherfucker. 403 00:22:13,393 --> 00:22:15,669 You know I'll be checking the mail every day. 404 00:22:15,896 --> 00:22:18,672 Gel out of here. 405 00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:20,503 Naw I know where I gel it. 406 00:22:20,734 --> 00:22:23,613 I've never been to bed with an ugly broad in my life, Joseph. 407 00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:26,716 Yeah. I woke up with a few. 408 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:39,063 So. Unc... what... what would you say... 409 00:22:39,286 --> 00:22:45,635 what H' I told you that I wanted la, you know, get in? 410 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:49,697 What are you talking about'? 411 00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:53,137 You know, just... like, gel in, you know? 412 00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:56,143 In what? 413 00:22:56,370 --> 00:23:00,250 To, you know, your... business. 414 00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:06,788 You know, the life. 415 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:09,459 You fucking nuts? 416 00:23:09,683 --> 00:23:10,661 I'm serious. 417 00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:12,261 Gel out of here with mm shit. 418 00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:14,692 You tried telling me before. I wouldn't listen to you. 419 00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:18,596 Hey, stop and right now cease and desist, all right'? 420 00:23:18,825 --> 00:23:20,429 Unc, I'm totally serious. 421 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,662 Hey Joseph, you don't know he first fucking thing you're talking about, all right? 422 00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:25,206 Yeah. but I'm willing to leam I'm willing to start at the bottom. 423 00:23:25,465 --> 00:23:27,103 Hey, my life ain't a fuckin' Wal-Mart, all right'? 424 00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:29,644 I never filled out an application. 425 00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:32,680 Whatever it takes. 426 00:23:32,906 --> 00:23:33,611 What are you busted? 427 00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,051 Here. 428 00:23:44,351 --> 00:23:49,630 No. No way. Not this time. 429 00:23:49,856 --> 00:23:51,062 There weren't any jobs. 430 00:23:51,324 --> 00:23:55,500 The Italians virtually had to fight for everything they got 431 00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:57,868 It was out of necessity. 432 00:23:58,098 --> 00:24:00,237 They had to form an organization. 433 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:05,449 You're talking about the Outfit. the Case Nastra or. like. 434 00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:09,711 Michael said in the Godfather. whatever you wanna call it. 435 00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:11,889 And what's this bullshit you're talking about, our thing, 436 00:24:12,112 --> 00:24:13,318 lhislﬂe, the Case Nustra? 437 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:15,253 What, you sit around all day watching Sopranos? 438 00:24:15,515 --> 00:24:16,459 Are you fucking stupid? 439 00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:19,061 I know ifs not like it's on TV. Fuck, I know. 440 00:24:19,286 --> 00:24:20,264 No, you don't know. 441 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,162 I grew up watching you. wanting to be like you. 442 00:24:25,392 --> 00:24:26,928 HEY- 443 00:24:27,194 --> 00:24:31,904 My father died. I was seven years old. 444 00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:34,772 My dad died when I was nine. 445 00:24:35,902 --> 00:24:37,279 I'm gonna bust your ass for this. 446 00:24:37,537 --> 00:24:38,311 Came on. Unc. 447 00:24:38,538 --> 00:24:40,142 Joseph. 448 00:24:41,475 --> 00:24:42,920 All right. 449 00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,285 Hypothetical. 450 00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,259 Okay. 451 00:24:48,482 --> 00:24:49,961 Strictly hypothetical. 452 00:24:51,051 --> 00:24:52,724 Somebody comes in you. 453 00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:56,423 They say, 'Ga to mat guys dour." 454 00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:59,159 Now, this guy you don't even know. right? 455 00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:06,072 Go in his dour. Take a baseball bat... 456 00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:07,676 Ah!Ah! Oh! 457 00:25:09,803 --> 00:25:10,747 Ok, nu! 458 00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:12,279 ...bash his head in. 459 00:25:12,506 --> 00:25:14,315 NI! 460 00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:17,319 Ah!Ah! 461 00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:21,290 You gonna do it? 462 00:25:21,515 --> 00:25:24,496 Yeah, absolutely, for a good reason. 463 00:25:24,751 --> 00:25:26,094 No. nu. there's no reason. 464 00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:28,265 Somebody told you lo. 465 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:29,933 That's the reason. 466 00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:35,003 Please don't... please don't hurt me. Please. Ah! Ah! 467 00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:42,076 Well, now, lime predicament. 468 00:25:42,302 --> 00:25:43,838 You gotta do R, right? 469 00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:46,744 You gotta hit him. so what do you do? 470 00:25:46,973 --> 00:25:48,247 NI! 471 00:25:48,475 --> 00:25:49,249 You hit him. 472 00:25:49,476 --> 00:25:50,147 Oh, 0k. 473 00:25:50,377 --> 00:25:51,219 Then you gotta hit him again. 474 00:25:51,478 --> 00:25:52,286 NI! 475 00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:53,855 Right? And you gotta keep hitting him. 476 00:25:54,114 --> 00:25:55,559 Things are gelling bad now, Joseph. 477 00:25:55,782 --> 00:25:57,455 Oh, what did I do? Shit. 478 00:25:57,684 --> 00:25:59,391 I broke his arm. Oh! 479 00:25:59,653 --> 00:26:01,257 I broke his leg. He's begging you now, right? 480 00:26:01,488 --> 00:26:03,661 Crying like a fucking baby. right'? “Please. please.“ 481 00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:04,891 Please. Please. 482 00:26:05,158 --> 00:26:07,263 [LAUGHS] Things are taking a tum for the worse mm. 483 00:26:07,494 --> 00:26:12,034 What are you doing? That's my son. Argh! 484 00:26:12,299 --> 00:26:14,836 But you're into it now, right? You're into it. You're getting into it. 485 00:26:15,068 --> 00:26:16,547 NI! 486 00:26:16,803 --> 00:26:17,975 Why? Ah! 487 00:26:18,204 --> 00:26:20,081 You keep hitting them and you keep hitting them 488 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:23,549 and you keep hitting them. And why you gotta hit them, Joseph? You hit them... 489 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,448 ...'cause you got lo, right? 490 00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:27,158 You gotta hit him. Why you gotta him? 491 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,189 'Cause I! you don't... 492 00:26:31,051 --> 00:26:33,588 ...somebody's gonna come back right now. 493 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:34,729 Ah!Ah! 494 00:26:34,988 --> 00:26:36,797 Yeah. They're gonna do R to you. 495 00:26:42,195 --> 00:26:44,072 Could you do it? 496 00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:51,513 Whatever, yeah, ok. 497 00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:52,375 What? 498 00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:54,745 Whatever, yeah. 499 00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,314 Ifs not whatever, Joseph. 500 00:26:58,545 --> 00:27:01,549 It's not what it used to be you know'? Kids today. 501 00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:04,125 Came on, nine guys out of ten. they end up dead. 502 00:27:04,384 --> 00:27:06,091 They're dead, they're in jail. 503 00:27:06,353 --> 00:27:08,526 All right, 'cause years ago Joseph, men learned. 504 00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:13,704 They learned keep their fucking mouth shut. 505 00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:17,704 Anybody [axing any time today, some on, they call 911. 506 00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,410 They fucking call their mom. 507 00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:24,412 It's over, Joseph. it's over. 508 00:27:24,638 --> 00:27:26,675 There's no honor. 509 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:30,649 You, Unc, no honor? 510 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:34,255 Your uncle might be me last of a dying breed here, Joseph. 511 00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:42,627 But you, you come from a family, a home. Understand? 512 00:27:42,889 --> 00:27:45,836 You're a square. 513 00:27:46,059 --> 00:27:46,696 I'm a square? 514 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:47,427 You're a square. 515 00:27:47,661 --> 00:27:49,265 I'm a square? 516 00:27:49,496 --> 00:27:50,497 Yeah, you're a square. 517 00:27:50,764 --> 00:27:52,801 Oh, well. that's good to know. I'm a fucking square. 518 00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:56,513 Hey. settle down, all right'? You know what your father'd say if e was sitting there right now? 519 00:27:56,736 --> 00:27:58,511 Nowadays, a real man ain't gm a chance. 520 00:27:58,738 --> 00:27:59,876 Every guy I know is a pussy. 521 00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:02,279 - Wash your mouth out with a bar of soap. - you don't.. 522 00:28:02,509 --> 00:28:03,510 Give you a fuckin' beating, pal. 523 00:28:03,777 --> 00:28:05,984 You know what'? You don't have a son. 524 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:12,027 You never had a son. 525 00:28:15,121 --> 00:28:18,261 All you got is daughters You don't understand. 526 00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:22,629 The young guy§. they're disappointmg 527 00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:25,365 Their priorities are all mixed up. 528 00:28:25,632 --> 00:28:28,636 In them days. It paid to be a crook. 529 00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:33,977 The oops had no wire lapping. they didn't have DNA. 530 00:28:34,207 --> 00:28:37,051 I! a witness didn't say. 'Yes, I seen him shoot him," 531 00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,812 you were free. 532 00:28:39,045 --> 00:28:40,683 [♪♪] 533 00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:46,489 I can'! believe that you grew up here. 534 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,167 Nice suburb. Good schools. 535 00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,767 Dude, we met in kindergarten, right? 536 00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:54,631 I grew up in Oak Park loo. Does any of this ring a bell? 537 00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:58,741 Johnny Cross. Johnny Cross grew up on Taylor Street 538 00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:03,606 and when he made boss, he moved to Oak Park... 539 00:29:03,837 --> 00:29:05,714 this very house. 540 00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:09,010 They hung him from a meat hook. 541 00:29:09,242 --> 00:29:11,688 One mile from where we grew up The Cross. 542 00:29:11,911 --> 00:29:16,917 Johnny Crotch died here. dat very fucking house. 543 00:29:17,183 --> 00:29:20,960 And they took an electric cattle prod. 544 00:29:21,187 --> 00:29:22,996 You ever notice that when you talk about the Outfit, 545 00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:25,032 you start to talk like that'? 546 00:29:25,258 --> 00:29:26,236 Talk like what'? 547 00:29:26,493 --> 00:29:29,838 And they shoved it right up his ass. 548 00:29:30,063 --> 00:29:33,374 You clip the 'g' oll' 'ing' wards. This becomes dis. 549 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,240 Fucking every other word. Fucking this, fucking that. 550 00:29:36,503 --> 00:29:38,676 You know, the deeper that you get into his Outfit folklore. 551 00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:39,906 The less articulate you become. 552 00:29:40,173 --> 00:29:41,151 Na I don't. 553 00:29:41,374 --> 00:29:44,184 Yes you do. You start to talk like a tough guy. 554 00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:45,753 Or at least your tortured mind's idea 555 00:29:46,012 --> 00:29:47,457 of what a tough guy talks like. 556 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,717 Hey. uh? 557 00:29:49,949 --> 00:29:52,293 Hey, how you doing? 558 00:29:52,552 --> 00:29:53,553 This is exactly my point. 559 00:29:53,787 --> 00:29:55,767 Na, haw you doing? 560 00:29:56,022 --> 00:29:57,968 Can't help yourself. 561 00:29:58,191 --> 00:30:00,899 Why you gmla piss an everything I do? 562 00:30:01,127 --> 00:30:01,969 NI! 563 00:30:02,228 --> 00:30:04,333 There was so much juice 564 00:30:04,564 --> 00:30:09,035 just zapping this poor little mutt 565 00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:10,714 on the meat hook. 566 00:30:14,474 --> 00:30:17,318 His fingers now, right'? 567 00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,113 They swell up 568 00:30:19,379 --> 00:30:21,017 like sausages. 569 00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:29,294 Like sausages. Yeah. 570 00:30:33,326 --> 00:30:36,170 Hey. urm? 571 00:30:36,429 --> 00:30:40,070 Yeah, you were supposed to make it big a long time ago. 572 00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,171 Yeah, I would get to ride your coattails. 573 00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:46,314 Oh, mars funny. 574 00:30:46,573 --> 00:30:47,278 That was the deal. 575 00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:50,283 That has always been the deal. 576 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:51,784 But this... 577 00:30:52,011 --> 00:30:52,819 this Outfit shit. 578 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:55,889 And blood... 579 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,823 starts pouring out his eyeballs. 580 00:30:59,085 --> 00:31:03,033 Fuck, dude. 581 00:31:03,256 --> 00:31:06,601 What is if? 582 00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:11,275 Is it an attack of fem-itis? 583 00:31:11,497 --> 00:31:13,170 Yeah, are you a (em? 584 00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:14,241 Fem-iﬂs? 585 00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:15,241 Yeah. 586 00:31:15,468 --> 00:31:16,412 Fucking (em-his? Fem-itis? 587 00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:17,512 Go easy. I'm just asking. 588 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:18,874 What we're 12 years old again. 589 00:31:19,105 --> 00:31:20,584 - I'm just asking. - Unbelievable. 590 00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:24,311 All of a sudden, his little dick, it went pop. 591 00:31:24,544 --> 00:31:25,488 Came on. Came on. 592 00:31:25,712 --> 00:31:28,659 [INAUDIBLE] One. [INAUDIBLE] two. Hut. 593 00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:31,692 Like a fucking water balloon. 594 00:31:31,951 --> 00:31:34,761 Come on man, do it. Hut! Oh. shit. 595 00:31:38,224 --> 00:31:40,101 Hell of a mess. 596 00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:48,443 Hell of a mess. 597 00:31:54,507 --> 00:31:56,384 Shit. 598 00:31:59,746 --> 00:32:02,386 Fuck... 599 00:32:02,649 --> 00:32:03,423 Dam, more coﬂee cake? 600 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:06,460 Hmm. Na, I gmla gel going, yeah. 601 00:32:08,488 --> 00:32:11,094 Sweeei! 602 00:32:11,324 --> 00:32:13,463 That's him. 603 00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:15,229 Hey! 604 00:32:15,495 --> 00:32:20,001 So what kind of a Ted Mack stunt was that'? 605 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,713 Hey, listen - if I'd have known he was your nephew. 606 00:32:22,936 --> 00:32:25,940 I mean, he mid me his name was Joe Rich. Huh? 607 00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:32,823 Look, I asked you (or your help, you said no. 608 00:32:33,046 --> 00:32:35,322 HEY- 609 00:32:35,548 --> 00:32:36,549 Hey, thanks for this. Nicky. 610 00:32:36,783 --> 00:32:38,956 Na problem. 611 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,255 Came on, you. 612 00:32:41,521 --> 00:32:43,330 This is a little different, though, Sam. 613 00:32:43,556 --> 00:32:48,904 Because behind you they had the lines for your height. 614 00:32:49,128 --> 00:32:51,904 Hey... listen, no nephew of mine... 615 00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:03,217 I see the job you did on that midican's face. 616 00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:07,289 Maybe I'll find something for you. 617 00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:08,491 Yeah? 618 00:33:08,715 --> 00:33:10,524 Yeah, see what I can do. 619 00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,560 Jeez, thanks, Unc. 620 00:33:14,787 --> 00:33:17,631 Work for me. you do as I say. hmm? 621 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,836 No more of these amateur theatricals. 622 00:33:20,059 --> 00:33:21,868 Absolutely. 623 00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:27,040 Joe Rich, huh? 624 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:29,041 Yeah. 625 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,077 Joe Rich? 626 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,117 Joe Rich. 627 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:42,523 Joe Rich. 628 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:47,992 [♪♪] 629 00:33:56,629 --> 00:33:58,233 Joe Rich. bitch. 630 00:33:58,464 --> 00:33:59,272 Wail. 631 00:34:00,199 --> 00:34:01,337 Bitch. 632 00:34:05,972 --> 00:34:07,849 Fuck. 633 00:34:19,385 --> 00:34:21,695 What did you say to me? Hmm? 634 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:46,285 You see this slmnze? You see what he's doing? 635 00:34:46,512 --> 00:34:49,288 He's taking action off little wet-nosed those kids. 636 00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:50,892 College kids. 637 00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,994 That ain't no manners. no nothing. 638 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,732 Kids today. 639 00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:58,934 NI! 640 00:34:59,158 --> 00:35:01,468 Let go. Come on now. Go get out of here, fucker. 641 00:35:01,694 --> 00:35:03,071 In my neighborhood. 642 00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:05,002 You fucking mutt. 643 00:35:05,231 --> 00:35:08,610 I tell you, he owes street tax and then some, you know'? 644 00:35:08,868 --> 00:35:09,812 On top of that, look at him - 645 00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:13,176 he dresses like some half-assed Goddamn maulie. 646 00:35:14,273 --> 00:35:16,150 You know what'? 647 00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:18,753 Bust him to zero. 648 00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:22,551 Bust him to zero. 649 00:35:28,187 --> 00:35:30,895 Joe Rich. What's that, you haven't heard of me? 650 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:35,667 Joey, are you in there? 651 00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,635 Na, it's We Damane. 652 00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:38,773 What? 653 00:35:39,031 --> 00:35:41,136 Yeah, Ma, it's me. Who else would it be? 654 00:35:43,436 --> 00:35:45,438 Joey, what was that? 655 00:35:45,705 --> 00:35:46,979 Naming, Ma. 656 00:35:47,206 --> 00:35:49,550 That's haw Grandpa Joe got colon cancer. 657 00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:52,881 You wanna read go to the library. 658 00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:53,954 Yes. mother. 659 00:35:54,213 --> 00:35:56,250 [♪♪] 660 00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:03,062 Well. I'll tell you what I don't need. is the humiliation so... 661 00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:04,267 What humiliation? 662 00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:06,436 Let's just bust this guy to zero. 663 00:36:06,659 --> 00:36:08,468 Ok, tough QW- 664 00:36:12,064 --> 00:36:16,672 That's smooth. Barkeep, two more, and pour yourself one. 665 00:36:19,672 --> 00:36:21,276 I like us like this. 666 00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:22,952 Oh, sure you like us like this. 667 00:36:23,176 --> 00:36:24,553 Because you get to have all the fun 668 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:26,448 while I walk around and I'm all. 669 00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:30,650 "Oh, look at me, I'm so noniused. I got manhood issues. 670 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:32,726 Oh boa-hoa." 671 00:36:32,952 --> 00:36:36,297 I think I suffer from a Madonna whore complex. 672 00:36:36,522 --> 00:36:38,968 What's so complex? Madonna is a whore 673 00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:41,001 [Mucus]. 674 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,898 Ah, come on, drink. 675 00:36:45,364 --> 00:36:45,865 Ah. 676 00:36:46,132 --> 00:36:46,974 Ah. 677 00:36:58,511 --> 00:36:59,546 The fuck is this? 678 00:36:59,812 --> 00:37:02,258 I bring a sword and will cast fire upon me earth. 679 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:03,687 Whoa. 680 00:37:16,829 --> 00:37:18,502 [♪♪] 681 00:37:30,076 --> 00:37:30,451 Dude! 682 00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:31,347 Gel out. 683 00:37:31,577 --> 00:37:32,749 What me fuck is your G, man? 684 00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,185 You violated a clear moral and ethical code. 685 00:37:35,414 --> 00:37:38,224 No, I saw Dom this morning I paid up. What the fuck'? 686 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,926 Shit. 687 00:37:42,188 --> 00:37:43,064 This is better than Halo. 688 00:37:43,322 --> 00:37:45,802 Dude, please. I paid up, in full. 689 00:37:46,025 --> 00:37:49,029 Look, I'll call Dom right new and he'll tell you. 690 00:37:49,262 --> 00:37:52,266 Dam is my uncle. yau stupid fuck. 691 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:55,705 I paid. I paid, I swear to Jesus. You gotta believe me. 692 00:37:55,935 --> 00:37:58,541 I got nothing lell, men, except fucking Bears. 693 00:37:58,771 --> 00:38:00,444 Fucking Bears, man. 694 00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:01,741 Bring him over. 695 00:38:02,008 --> 00:38:02,986 What are you gonna do? 696 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,051 What are you gonna do, dude? 697 00:38:04,277 --> 00:38:06,257 Na! No! Na, nu, nu. 698 00:38:06,512 --> 00:38:07,650 Please don't. 699 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,915 You ﬂying In make an asshole out of me? 700 00:38:09,181 --> 00:38:10,990 No, you gofia believe me, I wouldn't fuck Dom. 701 00:38:11,217 --> 00:38:14,357 I said are you trying In make an asshole out of me? Go ahead. 702 00:38:14,587 --> 00:38:16,533 Na, nu, please have mercy on me. 703 00:38:16,756 --> 00:38:17,791 Well, look it that. 704 00:38:18,057 --> 00:38:19,934 I hope that's not the hand you jerk off with, pal. 705 00:38:20,192 --> 00:38:22,172 Where's your fucking money? Let's see what you've got. 706 00:38:22,395 --> 00:38:23,169 Na! 707 00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:26,036 Oh, shit. Goddamn son of a hitch. 708 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:27,141 Fuck, he pissed his pants. 709 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,438 Please. Please, I got no money. 710 00:38:30,703 --> 00:38:31,579 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 711 00:38:31,804 --> 00:38:34,114 Jesus Christ, have mercy on me. 712 00:38:34,373 --> 00:38:35,408 Shut the fuck up. 713 00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:40,613 No! Don't fucking do it. Please don't fucking kill me. 714 00:38:47,219 --> 00:38:47,924 Let him go. 715 00:38:48,154 --> 00:38:49,428 You got piss on your hands. 716 00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:51,931 Let him go. 717 00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:55,970 Oh Gad. Oh Gad. 718 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,239 Gel out of here. Gel out! 719 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,076 Get the fuck out Get out! 720 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:09,513 God damn it. 721 00:39:11,344 --> 00:39:13,221 What me fuck was that? 722 00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:21,731 [gunshots] 723 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,934 Dude, what the fuck? 724 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,265 I almost got him. 725 00:39:30,496 --> 00:39:32,669 Fuck! 726 00:39:32,932 --> 00:39:35,708 What a fucking mew. What a mew. 727 00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:38,211 I did my last thing... 728 00:39:38,437 --> 00:39:40,713 30, 25 years ago. 729 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:43,477 It felt better than fucking. 730 00:39:45,611 --> 00:39:47,090 I'm making pork chops. 731 00:39:47,313 --> 00:39:48,986 OK, Ma. 732 00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:51,024 It was your fathers thing. 733 00:39:57,323 --> 00:40:00,532 You gonna be home for dinner? 734 00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,568 Yeah, Ma. 735 00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,074 I'm sorry, Ma. 736 00:40:19,912 --> 00:40:23,121 From our favorite schoolboy. 737 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,020 Yeah? 738 00:40:30,089 --> 00:40:31,625 Ifs no problem. 739 00:40:31,891 --> 00:40:34,098 I just taught him good manners and a moral code. 740 00:40:36,829 --> 00:40:38,331 Is he out of business? 741 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:42,376 I put the scare into him. He pissed his pants. 742 00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:45,946 Not bad, nephew. 743 00:40:58,117 --> 00:40:59,824 Came on. 744 00:41:05,224 --> 00:41:06,931 Ohhh! 745 00:41:07,193 --> 00:41:08,297 Yo, Domanoach. 746 00:41:08,527 --> 00:41:10,165 - Hey, how you doing? - Long time no see. All right? 747 00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:11,272 Hey, some on, you're way behind. 748 00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:12,668 You know my nephew Joseph. 749 00:41:12,898 --> 00:41:14,605 Joe, haw you doing? Joey. Joe, he's y... 750 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,676 - Remember this guy, right? - That's lime Joey? 751 00:41:16,902 --> 00:41:17,937 Petey B... 752 00:41:18,204 --> 00:41:19,376 hasn't changed a bit. 753 00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:20,481 Hey, all glowed up. 754 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,776 Yeah. Careful 01 these two, Joe, right? 755 00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:24,350 You know this? 756 00:41:24,577 --> 00:41:26,750 Hard cases. Arch criminals. 757 00:41:26,979 --> 00:41:28,788 New 758 00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:31,728 So what's trump, then? 759 00:41:31,951 --> 00:41:32,895 Spades. 760 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:34,927 Spades is trump. what do you mink? 761 00:41:35,821 --> 00:41:37,300 Hey! 762 00:41:40,726 --> 00:41:43,036 You don'! bring one for my nephew? Go, now. 763 00:41:43,262 --> 00:41:44,263 Hey, Unc, rs ak. 764 00:41:44,497 --> 00:41:45,840 Petey, give him yours. 765 00:41:46,098 --> 00:41:47,042 Hmm? 766 00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:49,439 Kid's cumin' right hack, give him yours. 767 00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:52,478 Sure. There you go. Joey. 768 00:41:52,738 --> 00:41:54,513 - Thanks. - Salud. 769 00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,947 - Salud, Joey. - Salud. 770 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:05,625 - Hey boss. - All right, man. 771 00:42:05,851 --> 00:42:06,625 Goad seeing you. 772 00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:08,490 [INAUDIBLE]. 773 00:42:10,022 --> 00:42:13,333 You call me, ok? Don'! he an asshole. Whoop! 774 00:42:14,493 --> 00:42:15,369 It went good. 775 00:42:16,695 --> 00:42:19,301 It went good. 776 00:42:19,532 --> 00:42:22,172 They can he a couple of real [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. 777 00:42:22,434 --> 00:42:23,208 See you tomorrow, right? 778 00:42:23,435 --> 00:42:25,073 See you. 779 00:42:33,612 --> 00:42:37,560 Hey, huh? Hey, mm? 780 00:42:37,783 --> 00:42:40,127 You get a guy like. well, say me. 781 00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:44,664 I did a lot of dirty work for them. you know'? 782 00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:49,339 Now a spot opens up where you can make $3,000 a week. 783 00:42:49,562 --> 00:42:54,272 The big boss says. 'No, rs going to my nephew," 784 00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:56,843 and they bypass a guy like me. 785 00:42:57,069 --> 00:42:59,709 That's what weakened the family. 786 00:42:59,972 --> 00:43:03,078 Hey, listen, check it out. Brought you a ﬂower. 787 00:43:04,476 --> 00:43:06,353 Mmm, a red rose. 788 00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:08,024 Haw ordinary. 789 00:43:10,049 --> 00:43:11,323 Came on. wail a second. 790 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:13,359 Ordinary? Na, nu, this is a Vulcan rose. 791 00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:14,462 Never heard of it. 792 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,997 Petey eats lunch here almost every day. 793 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,827 Slop it, Joe, ok? 794 00:43:20,059 --> 00:43:21,663 Just stop. 795 00:43:21,894 --> 00:43:25,239 You're playing games. Seven years ago, now. 796 00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:26,498 Na. Terri... 797 00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,837 I should have figured that could be trouble. 798 00:43:29,068 --> 00:43:31,708 Hey, listen in me. Listen. hey, listen In me. Listen. 799 00:43:31,937 --> 00:43:35,043 But all I was thinking about 800 00:43:35,274 --> 00:43:38,312 I love you. I have always loved you 801 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,387 and I will lave you (or as long as I live. 802 00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:46,085 Who- Who are you, Joe Neiderman? 803 00:43:46,352 --> 00:43:48,389 Who are you? 804 00:43:48,621 --> 00:43:50,259 Terri... 805 00:43:53,392 --> 00:43:55,929 ...I'd like to use one of my lifelines on this one. 806 00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,773 Fine. 807 00:44:01,734 --> 00:44:03,372 I can play games loo. 808 00:44:11,744 --> 00:44:14,247 Women are the bloodthirsty little bastards, you know? 809 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,686 Yeah. 810 00:44:15,948 --> 00:44:17,120 They go to a hockey game. 811 00:44:17,383 --> 00:44:18,521 They dun'! wanna see a guy score a goal. 812 00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:21,960 They wanna see a guy whack a guy with a hockey stick. 813 00:44:22,221 --> 00:44:23,757 You are gonna love this. 814 00:44:23,989 --> 00:44:26,162 Your uncle got this for you... 815 00:44:26,425 --> 00:44:29,599 and it's signed by Bobby Hull his self. 816 00:44:29,828 --> 00:44:30,636 Oh yeah? 817 00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:37,607 Chicago goal by number nine - 818 00:44:37,836 --> 00:44:39,713 Bobby Hull! 819 00:44:43,075 --> 00:44:47,182 Assisted by number nine - Bobby Hull! 820 00:44:47,413 --> 00:44:48,414 And 821 00:44:50,015 --> 00:44:51,824 number nine... 822 00:44:53,585 --> 00:44:57,089 Bobby Hull. 823 00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:59,131 Oh no.All! 824 00:45:03,362 --> 00:45:04,864 Time of the goal 825 00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:08,009 Bobby fucking Hull! 826 00:45:17,710 --> 00:45:18,984 Oh, Uncle Dom, thank Jesus. 827 00:45:20,946 --> 00:45:24,450 I ought to put my shoe so tar up your ass you'd he scraping Shihola oh' your teeth. 828 00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:26,060 You know that kid by the beef shop? 829 00:45:26,318 --> 00:45:27,422 He's dating Josephine, moron. 830 00:45:27,653 --> 00:45:29,360 - Your daughter Josephine? - Yeah, what did I tell you? 831 00:45:29,621 --> 00:45:32,124 I told you to bust him to zero. To zero. right? 832 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,131 Fuck. 833 00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:34,962 Zero. 834 00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:37,674 He shows up at my house last night with a ring. 835 00:45:37,896 --> 00:45:40,001 A ring? Gad damned engagement ring (or who? 836 00:45:40,232 --> 00:45:41,939 My 'WY? My daugmer; My Josephine? 837 00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,477 - Where'd the money come from, Joey? - I don't know. 838 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,080 Where'd the money come (mm? 839 00:45:46,338 --> 00:45:47,544 You fuck. 840 00:45:48,674 --> 00:45:50,449 Top of mm my buddy Jim. 841 00:45:50,676 --> 00:45:52,314 My buddy Jimmys the offoer at the hank. 842 00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:54,990 Flagged your ponied credit card ap'. What's that about? 843 00:45:55,214 --> 00:45:56,750 Dan'! make it worse. 844 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,892 Showed me the bogus signatures you wrote for what'? 845 00:45:59,151 --> 00:46:02,155 Cash advances? From your own mother? My sister? Hey! 846 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:06,597 My sister broke her fucking an'n grocery shopping, for you. you fuck. 847 00:46:06,859 --> 00:46:08,532 NI! 848 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,468 Fuck you, looking at? Get out of here. 849 00:46:13,699 --> 00:46:15,372 I'm talking in my nephew. 850 00:46:27,713 --> 00:46:33,686 Oh Gad. Come here. 851 00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,057 Oh. 852 00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:38,131 Will you get it through your head, you're a square. 853 00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:40,199 You understand that? You're a square. 854 00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:42,462 That's a good thing In he. 855 00:46:42,728 --> 00:46:45,368 Ifs a good thing. 856 00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:47,907 You're not the least bk like your uncle. 857 00:46:48,133 --> 00:46:50,010 You're a square. 858 00:46:53,739 --> 00:46:55,582 Came on. Let me buy you a drink. 859 00:46:55,808 --> 00:46:58,254 No, no, no, I gotta... I gotta take care... I gotta go. 860 00:47:03,148 --> 00:47:09,360 Ah. 861 00:47:09,621 --> 00:47:12,602 Your nephew broke the strap on my Dino Bigionis. 862 00:47:19,231 --> 00:47:23,737 Boom, he smacked me. knocked me off the chair and everything. 863 00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:26,074 Yeah. you know. you( FOREIGN DIALOGUE) 864 00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:27,079 hadda hing badda boom... 865 00:47:27,306 --> 00:47:28,614 heat the hell out of me. 866 00:47:28,841 --> 00:47:32,618 A severe beefing was administered 867 00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:35,951 because somebody did something 868 00:47:36,181 --> 00:47:39,788 or somebody stepped out of line to the point where... 869 00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:41,292 he had it coming. 870 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,726 I made a mistake in my lie 871 00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:45,832 and I deserve for R everything I got. 872 00:47:46,091 --> 00:47:47,297 Got a lot of regrets. 873 00:47:47,526 --> 00:47:51,736 Shoulda went to school. That's the biggest regret. 874 00:47:55,767 --> 00:47:57,474 [♪♪] 875 00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:11,658 Relax. Nobody's gonna get hurt 876 00:48:11,884 --> 00:48:14,023 Oh, accelerate, please, for the love of God. 877 00:48:14,286 --> 00:48:16,596 Now, listen. Johnny Cross did the exact same thing - 878 00:48:16,822 --> 00:48:21,532 he kidnapped the biggest policy guy on the South Side and convinced him to retire. 879 00:48:21,793 --> 00:48:23,397 Now, the Cross took over the whole South Side. 880 00:48:23,629 --> 00:48:25,336 Sent him 25 percent like clockwork 881 00:48:25,564 --> 00:48:29,205 and he made the Outfit millions. 882 00:48:29,468 --> 00:48:31,277 Made him boss. 883 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:36,148 The old Joe must die. 884 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,720 Joe Rich. Joe Rich. Joe Rich. 885 00:48:39,978 --> 00:48:43,255 They used to call him [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. 886 00:48:43,482 --> 00:48:45,962 Very well dressed but no money. 887 00:49:04,670 --> 00:49:06,115 The dd MIR market? 888 00:49:06,338 --> 00:49:08,147 Yeah, what's left of it. 889 00:49:12,444 --> 00:49:15,721 This was all supposed to be condos. 890 00:49:15,948 --> 00:49:18,451 The developer bought north of the university, 891 00:49:18,717 --> 00:49:20,390 so when my dad died 892 00:49:20,619 --> 00:49:22,826 Ma couldn't bring herself m sell this place for 893 00:49:23,088 --> 00:49:24,795 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE. 894 00:49:55,053 --> 00:49:57,033 The old cooler. 895 00:49:57,255 --> 00:50:01,931 Apples, nectarines, plums ﬂoor to ceiling. 896 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,835 Fruit and sawdust. You can still smell it. huh? 897 00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,941 And these walls. 898 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,875 They're three feet thick... 899 00:50:15,107 --> 00:50:17,610 .just like your head. 900 00:50:17,843 --> 00:50:18,821 Fuck you mo. 901 00:50:19,077 --> 00:50:21,216 Are you gonna do this thing with me or what? 902 00:50:24,516 --> 00:50:26,462 Ah! [LAUGHS]. 903 00:50:32,657 --> 00:50:36,628 You can'! rat on people and you can'! steal from them. 904 00:50:36,862 --> 00:50:38,466 I mean. 'cause. you know. 905 00:50:38,697 --> 00:50:40,973 Mars like signing a death warrant, you know? 906 00:50:52,110 --> 00:50:53,589 If they gm rid of the word 907 00:50:53,812 --> 00:50:55,450 F-U-C-K. 908 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,819 There wouldn't be any dialogue at all. 909 00:51:09,061 --> 00:51:11,007 Came on. 910 00:51:11,229 --> 00:51:12,572 I lake a hall, John Belushi. 911 00:51:12,831 --> 00:51:15,209 This time it ain't for a homosexual panic. Come on. 912 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:17,276 Lick my halls. 913 00:51:33,652 --> 00:51:36,462 What does it mean. I'm glad you're hack? 914 00:51:36,688 --> 00:51:38,167 I'm glad you're hack, you're living with your mother 915 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,768 in her basement I'm glad you're hack? 916 00:51:43,895 --> 00:51:47,399 I'm glad you're back and not such a big shot any more with your tail between your legs. 917 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,612 I'm glad you're hack? Hmm? 918 00:51:49,835 --> 00:51:52,782 What does it mean. I'm glad you're hack? 919 00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,420 What is wrong with you? 920 00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:06,028 [mucus] us... 921 00:52:06,251 --> 00:52:11,200 A downtown resiauranl wanted my meatballs. 922 00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:14,302 Hut all oi a sudden my son becomes 923 00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:16,937 the Galloping Gourmet over here. 924 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,307 They're gonna (all apart. 925 00:52:23,568 --> 00:52:25,070 They're not gonna hold. 926 00:52:27,772 --> 00:52:29,911 There's gonna be naming In hold them together. 927 00:52:32,477 --> 00:52:33,956 Ma, do you have in control every blessed thing I db. 928 00:52:34,212 --> 00:52:36,749 Even when you're a figment of my imagination? 929 00:52:41,586 --> 00:52:43,429 They're not gonna hold together. 930 00:52:47,325 --> 00:52:48,497 They're not gonna hold. 931 00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:52,772 They're not gonna hold together. 932 00:53:04,409 --> 00:53:06,548 [LAUGHS] Meatballs? 933 00:53:06,778 --> 00:53:09,759 What's with the meatballs? 934 00:53:09,981 --> 00:53:13,087 She put them in the boiling sauce while they were raw. 935 00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:15,924 We call it gravy. A lot of people call it sauce. 936 00:53:16,154 --> 00:53:19,499 And for some reason or another, R kept them... 937 00:53:19,758 --> 00:53:22,705 extremely sol and moist. 938 00:53:22,928 --> 00:53:25,067 That's a trade secret. 939 00:53:44,516 --> 00:53:46,462 There he is. 940 00:53:47,686 --> 00:53:50,166 Little chef Jew-boy Ardee his self, hmm? 941 00:53:50,388 --> 00:53:52,197 Hey, Unc. 942 00:53:59,331 --> 00:54:01,140 You take care of manning? 943 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:02,344 What Ming? 944 00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:04,342 With our female family member. 945 00:54:04,569 --> 00:54:07,607 Yeah, I cut up the card, I made a payment an the balance. 946 00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:11,547 Goad buy. 947 00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:13,414 I'll slay a minute, I gm a handball game. 948 00:54:13,645 --> 00:54:15,420 Oh. why don't you stay two minutes? 949 00:54:15,647 --> 00:54:19,959 Try a meatball, because grandma gave me her secret. 950 00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:23,863 Hey, got the wine. 951 00:54:46,444 --> 00:54:48,151 Hey, not had. 952 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:50,893 You know, for a guy who's not a real Eye-lalian. 953 00:54:51,116 --> 00:54:53,118 But a half a Heb, huh? 954 00:54:53,385 --> 00:54:54,523 I don't know what you are. 955 00:54:58,056 --> 00:55:00,332 I'm a Sicilian Jew. 956 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:05,268 I'll kill you. but I'll feel guilty about it. 957 00:55:42,334 --> 00:55:43,813 Hey big guy, you UP? 958 00:55:44,069 --> 00:55:45,912 Yeah. Yeah. 959 00:55:47,105 --> 00:55:48,607 Don't, no, no, don't gel up. 960 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,820 You light headed? Just sit still. 961 00:55:51,976 --> 00:55:52,852 Ah. 962 00:55:56,014 --> 00:55:57,891 What the hell happened? 963 00:55:59,351 --> 00:56:04,130 You passed out, Unc. Gave us a hell of a scare. 964 00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:07,166 He's ok. You're feeling all right, right, Uncle Dominic? 965 00:56:09,127 --> 00:56:09,969 Yeah. 966 00:56:10,195 --> 00:56:12,175 Went down like a sack of meat. 967 00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:14,541 Ah. 968 00:56:18,470 --> 00:56:22,976 Here's a washcloth. 969 00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:25,882 I think it's time that you take it a little easier, 970 00:56:26,144 --> 00:56:29,125 maybe slow down a little bit. 971 00:56:31,349 --> 00:56:33,522 What file hell? 972 00:56:33,785 --> 00:56:35,662 We was having lunch... 973 00:56:37,389 --> 00:56:39,835 right? 974 00:56:40,058 --> 00:56:42,197 Yeah, at your dad's old plane. 975 00:56:43,795 --> 00:56:45,172 We're still at dad's old place. 976 00:56:53,138 --> 00:56:54,583 Your gym hag... 977 00:56:56,174 --> 00:56:58,051 that's right here. 978 00:57:04,215 --> 00:57:08,061 Only now, we're in the cooler. 979 00:57:08,319 --> 00:57:11,163 Thai chain. Ifs stainless steel. 980 00:57:12,257 --> 00:57:14,567 I got a proposal to make. 981 00:57:20,665 --> 00:57:22,372 Do you know how much gotta be in there? 982 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,274 Three, (our hundred K at least. 983 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,520 You got a proposal, huh? 984 00:57:36,448 --> 00:57:37,586 Bernard. go get the camp toilet. 985 00:57:37,849 --> 00:57:40,159 Reassemble it and bring R back here. 986 00:57:40,385 --> 00:57:41,329 HEY- 987 00:57:41,553 --> 00:57:43,260 Two. At least two. 988 00:57:43,521 --> 00:57:47,128 Well, excuse me. Mr Got-Rocks. At least two. 989 00:57:47,358 --> 00:57:50,896 He's fucking with me. You fucking with me, Joey? 990 00:57:51,129 --> 00:57:52,301 I gotta go back in there. 991 00:57:52,564 --> 00:57:55,204 Jesus, give him a break. Let him lake a shit in peace. He's... 992 00:57:55,433 --> 00:57:59,245 Fuck with me. Gad damn it. 993 00:57:59,471 --> 00:58:01,075 He's pissed all enough as it is. 994 00:58:01,306 --> 00:58:04,287 I'm your uncle. I'm your family. 995 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:07,489 I will break you in fucking half. 996 00:58:07,712 --> 00:58:09,248 Ah, mars your first reaction, I don't blame you. 997 00:58:09,481 --> 00:58:12,928 Come here, you. fuck, ow! Argh! 998 00:58:13,151 --> 00:58:14,027 Jesus. 999 00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:14,729 Fuck. 1000 00:58:14,953 --> 00:58:15,624 God damn it. 1001 00:58:15,887 --> 00:58:16,524 Oh, oh, oh. 1002 00:58:16,754 --> 00:58:18,961 I busted my nose. 1003 00:58:19,224 --> 00:58:23,434 Oh God damn it! 1004 00:58:23,661 --> 00:58:25,265 I'll be back in a little bit. 1005 00:58:28,266 --> 00:58:31,907 Well, don't get last. He's your uncle. 1006 00:58:32,904 --> 00:58:35,009 It's not wrong to extort money from people 1007 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,710 but you don't take it from your own people. 1008 00:58:38,943 --> 00:58:41,753 If you're gonna do it. I mean if you're so inclined. 1009 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:44,620 There's lots of other people you can take the money from. 1010 00:58:51,356 --> 00:58:52,664 My Grandpa Joe Laprada. 1011 00:58:52,924 --> 00:58:55,734 When he would be picked up by the oops. 1012 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,237 Well, you never tell the cops your real name so... 1013 00:58:59,464 --> 00:59:03,071 he would hell them his name was Joe Rich. 1014 00:59:05,136 --> 00:59:06,342 Joe Rich? 1015 00:59:06,604 --> 00:59:09,448 Yeah, and now... 1016 00:59:09,674 --> 00:59:11,381 that's my name. 1017 00:59:11,643 --> 00:59:13,782 I'm working for my Uncle Dom now. 1018 00:59:17,148 --> 00:59:19,025 I get it. 1019 00:59:19,284 --> 00:59:20,490 What? 1020 00:59:20,718 --> 00:59:22,994 Nothing, just explains a lot. 1021 00:59:25,857 --> 00:59:27,302 I'm turning a big score. 1022 00:59:27,525 --> 00:59:28,833 I could buy a house. 1023 00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:31,267 I could take care oi you. 1024 00:59:35,233 --> 00:59:36,871 I could take care of a baby. 1025 00:59:37,135 --> 00:59:39,115 Everything we always talked about. 1026 00:59:39,337 --> 00:59:40,680 Everything I always talked about. 1027 00:59:40,905 --> 00:59:44,182 Everything that always sent you screaming into the night. 1028 00:59:44,409 --> 00:59:47,720 That was a different guy. 1029 00:59:47,979 --> 00:59:49,754 You know, I still take my temperature. 1030 00:59:49,981 --> 00:59:51,654 Like, ten limes a day. 1031 00:59:53,318 --> 00:59:54,456 Yeah? 1032 00:59:54,686 --> 00:59:57,030 I know exactly when I'm ovulating. 1033 00:59:57,255 --> 01:00:00,702 I weigh myself, like. ten limes a day. 1034 01:00:00,925 --> 01:00:01,801 Yeah. 1035 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:06,202 So I know exactly when I'm fat. 1036 01:00:06,431 --> 01:00:07,409 And? 1037 01:00:07,665 --> 01:00:09,508 Na, I'm sorry, rsjusi... you know what it is? 1038 01:00:09,734 --> 01:00:14,547 I always thought that having a kid was all about ego. 1039 01:00:14,772 --> 01:00:16,046 There was this Heinlein story. 1040 01:00:16,274 --> 01:00:17,048 I don't remember which one. 1041 01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:20,154 Hut mere was a line mm went like. 1042 01:00:20,411 --> 01:00:23,722 A sperm and an egg come together to form a zygote. 1043 01:00:23,948 --> 01:00:26,258 A zygote is a Ierfilized egg. 1044 01:00:26,517 --> 01:00:27,791 I know what a zygote is. 1045 01:00:28,019 --> 01:00:30,863 Sony. And men it goes... 1046 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:37,937 I think we just discovered the meaning of life. 1047 01:00:40,098 --> 01:00:41,805 [♪♪] 1048 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:23,441 What are you thinking? Do you know what they're gonna do when they find you. you heeb bastard? 1049 01:01:23,675 --> 01:01:24,949 Now, what the fuck are you thinking? 1050 01:01:25,176 --> 01:01:26,348 I'm lhinkin' you need to retire. 1051 01:01:26,611 --> 01:01:27,646 I what? 1052 01:01:27,912 --> 01:01:29,789 Ref ire. 1053 01:01:30,014 --> 01:01:30,549 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1054 01:01:30,815 --> 01:01:32,317 Give me this again. 1055 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,393 Retirement. as in it is time for you to retire. 1056 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,598 - I retire? - Yeah. 1057 01:01:36,821 --> 01:01:37,993 - What, 'cause you say so? 1058 01:01:38,256 --> 01:01:39,860 Na, because it makes sense. 1059 01:01:40,091 --> 01:01:42,935 Now, would you just listen to me for. like, two minutes? 1060 01:01:46,464 --> 01:01:48,842 This is your chance to get out 1061 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:52,638 before the G gets you before the IRS... 1062 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:55,350 before you break your daughters heart. 1063 01:01:55,606 --> 01:01:56,812 You said it yourself. 1064 01:01:57,041 --> 01:02:00,386 Nine out of ten guys. they wind up dead or in jail. 1065 01:02:04,882 --> 01:02:08,523 Now, the beauty part is you're still gonna be earning - 1066 01:02:08,786 --> 01:02:11,266 25 percent. 1067 01:02:11,489 --> 01:02:13,264 The only dilference is... 1068 01:02:16,027 --> 01:02:17,973 ...we're partners now. 1069 01:02:18,196 --> 01:02:20,005 You and me. 1070 01:02:20,231 --> 01:02:22,006 HEY. you gofia he hungry, huh? 1071 01:02:22,233 --> 01:02:24,509 I went to Rosa's got that rosemary skirt steak, 1072 01:02:24,736 --> 01:02:25,908 like you like. 1073 01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:29,174 I do me work, you supervise (mm the farm. 1074 01:02:29,407 --> 01:02:31,080 That ain't that bad. 1075 01:02:31,342 --> 01:02:33,788 How money you got buried out there, anyway'? 1076 01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:34,853 HEY- 1077 01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:43,692 Now you take your Goddamn rosemary skirt steak 1078 01:02:43,921 --> 01:02:45,730 and shove it up your ass. 1079 01:02:49,393 --> 01:02:51,202 What's that supposed to be, Joseph? 1080 01:02:51,429 --> 01:02:55,036 Is that your shit-eating grin. huh? 1081 01:02:55,266 --> 01:02:57,644 Or you gonna cly now. mm girl? 1082 01:02:57,902 --> 01:03:00,109 Hmm? Mr Waterworks. 1083 01:03:02,507 --> 01:03:04,180 Yeah. 1084 01:03:04,408 --> 01:03:07,082 Now, you get me the fuck out of here before you both get what's really coming to you 1085 01:03:07,345 --> 01:03:09,825 cause so far, nephew, I've been very tolerant of your little 1086 01:03:10,047 --> 01:03:14,052 ball and chain routine here and your bullshit fucking games. 1087 01:03:14,285 --> 01:03:15,559 Playing dress-up, huh? 1088 01:03:15,787 --> 01:03:17,562 What is this. my favorite Martian? 1089 01:03:17,789 --> 01:03:20,827 Bernardo, gel your ass over here. 1090 01:03:21,092 --> 01:03:24,471 Ok, so my nephew's got his head so far inside your asshole. 1091 01:03:24,729 --> 01:03:26,333 You Goddamn rat bastard punks. 1092 01:03:26,564 --> 01:03:27,668 I swear to Christ. 1093 01:03:27,899 --> 01:03:31,369 I'll make you wish you never breathed my fucking name. 1094 01:03:31,602 --> 01:03:33,582 God damn you, Joseph. 1095 01:03:33,805 --> 01:03:36,809 Joseph, tum that Goddamn music down. 1096 01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:38,417 God damn you. 1097 01:03:38,643 --> 01:03:40,145 Tum that fucking music down. 1098 01:03:40,411 --> 01:03:41,185 Fuck. 1099 01:03:41,412 --> 01:03:42,789 Tum it down! 1100 01:03:43,047 --> 01:03:45,823 I'll rip your fucking eyes out. 1101 01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:47,495 You fuck. 1102 01:03:47,718 --> 01:03:49,527 God damn you. 1103 01:03:50,822 --> 01:03:53,166 Tum that Goddamn music now. 1104 01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:55,199 Tum it down. 1105 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,180 Your relative's transporting something 1106 01:04:38,436 --> 01:04:40,438 that some friends of ours are waiting for. 1107 01:04:46,777 --> 01:04:48,085 Plane landed fine. 1108 01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:50,853 Nobody's seen him since. 1109 01:04:52,783 --> 01:04:53,659 Couple days now. More. 1110 01:04:53,885 --> 01:04:56,331 I may be a fuck-up. 1111 01:04:56,554 --> 01:04:59,057 Hut I got yau in the bag so... 1112 01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:05,337 what the fuck dues mat say about you, mm? 1113 01:05:05,563 --> 01:05:07,702 Huh, Unc? 1114 01:05:07,965 --> 01:05:11,071 You talked to him? 1115 01:05:11,302 --> 01:05:14,977 Listen, sonny, this is Goddamn serious. 1116 01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:19,177 You let certain people know that you are designating me 1117 01:05:19,410 --> 01:05:21,083 heir apparent. 1118 01:05:24,248 --> 01:05:26,194 You? 1119 01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,795 Ok, Pete, Pete, hold on for a second. whoa, whoa, whoa. OK. so 1120 01:05:29,053 --> 01:05:32,193 he had some sort of mini cardiac something event with his heart, 1121 01:05:32,423 --> 01:05:34,096 I don'! know. hut allerme plane. 1122 01:05:34,358 --> 01:05:35,837 He was at my Ma's for lunch. 1123 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:38,233 I've been taking him to the doctor for the past two days. 1124 01:05:40,164 --> 01:05:41,768 Jesus Christ. 1125 01:05:41,999 --> 01:05:44,673 It's crazy. It's messing with his head. 1126 01:05:44,902 --> 01:05:46,040 Thought it was his heart. 1127 01:05:46,270 --> 01:05:48,773 It is. because it's making him freak out 1128 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,542 because he thinks he's gonna die. 1129 01:05:50,775 --> 01:05:55,281 Bullshit me. I'll suck the eyeballs out of your head and piss down the holes. 1130 01:05:55,546 --> 01:05:57,082 Wait for a second what did I do? 1131 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,896 Haw about this, huh? 1132 01:06:01,118 --> 01:06:06,295 Uncle Dom don't deliver overnight guaranteed and in Ml. 1133 01:06:06,557 --> 01:06:09,197 He's worm food. 1134 01:06:11,295 --> 01:06:13,172 You too. you little fuck. 1135 01:06:33,751 --> 01:06:36,197 I could make you bacon and eggs, like you like. 1136 01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,127 Oh, no thank you Ma Me and Bernard. 1137 01:06:38,389 --> 01:06:40,426 We're gonna go to Wisconsin get some fishing done. 1138 01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:41,830 I really got to gel on the mad. 1139 01:06:42,093 --> 01:06:43,128 Oh yeah? 1140 01:06:43,394 --> 01:06:45,101 But you wanna go fishing mommy'll take you fishing. 1141 01:06:45,329 --> 01:06:46,535 You're a doll. Gotta go. 1142 01:06:52,236 --> 01:06:53,772 You wanna go hunting. mommy'll take you hunting. 1143 01:06:54,005 --> 01:06:56,349 Oh, hank you, baby. 1144 01:06:56,607 --> 01:06:59,451 There's only one thing your mother can'! do fur you. 1145 01:07:01,412 --> 01:07:02,789 You know. 1146 01:07:03,014 --> 01:07:04,789 Yeah, ak, I gotta go. 1147 01:07:05,016 --> 01:07:05,892 If I could do that. 1148 01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:09,131 You wouldn't need those nasty girls at all. 1149 01:07:09,787 --> 01:07:13,633 Joey! Did you hurt yourself? 1150 01:07:13,858 --> 01:07:18,204 Joey. 1151 01:07:18,462 --> 01:07:20,100 Are you hurt'? 1152 01:07:21,132 --> 01:07:22,805 Joe. 1153 01:07:30,174 --> 01:07:32,814 Be careful driving, Joey. 1154 01:07:33,044 --> 01:07:35,684 Dan'! pick up any hitchhikers. 1155 01:07:41,118 --> 01:07:42,791 Ah. 1156 01:07:47,825 --> 01:07:49,463 All right, now you listen to me. 1157 01:07:49,693 --> 01:07:53,903 I am a desperate, selfish little fuck, just like you said, 1158 01:07:54,165 --> 01:07:58,636 but we got the answer to both of our problems right here. 1159 01:07:58,869 --> 01:08:02,009 Are you fucking nuts or what'? 1160 01:08:02,239 --> 01:08:03,843 Hey Joe... 1161 01:08:04,075 --> 01:08:06,453 You're lucked up an dope? What? 1162 01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:08,519 Let's end this thing. I don't wanna see you like this. 1163 01:08:08,746 --> 01:08:10,225 Hey Joe, what do you think about maybe we. 1164 01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:11,118 Shut up! 1165 01:08:11,348 --> 01:08:12,383 What's the matter with you? 1166 01:08:12,650 --> 01:08:14,254 Ah, look, you don't have to see no-one. 1167 01:08:14,485 --> 01:08:17,694 No embarrassing public appearances. 1168 01:08:17,922 --> 01:08:19,458 Give me mm fucking hag. 1169 01:08:19,723 --> 01:08:21,100 Give me the hag. Give me the fucking bag. 1170 01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:22,063 Dan'! hi! him. 1171 01:08:22,326 --> 01:08:24,431 I'm not gonna... fucking hell. 1172 01:08:24,662 --> 01:08:26,107 He's my uncle. for Christ's sake. 1173 01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:27,809 Think I'm gonna hit family'? 1174 01:08:33,938 --> 01:08:35,246 But you know what? 1175 01:08:37,775 --> 01:08:38,913 Agun. 1176 01:08:41,178 --> 01:08:43,385 Agun is a wonderful thing You wanna know why? 1177 01:08:43,614 --> 01:08:46,595 Because it distances you from aggression. 1178 01:08:46,851 --> 01:08:48,125 Yeah. 1179 01:08:48,352 --> 01:08:49,695 And it still gets the job done. 1180 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,558 Yeah. Huh? 1181 01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:54,729 Hey, you want aggression? Come here. 1182 01:08:56,794 --> 01:08:59,741 Gel close. Yeah. 1183 01:08:59,964 --> 01:09:01,568 Came on, gel personal. 1184 01:09:01,799 --> 01:09:02,743 Gel personal. 1185 01:09:09,273 --> 01:09:12,117 Hey! You got a head on you like the top of this fucking table. 1186 01:09:12,376 --> 01:09:16,882 You make hat Goddamn phone call. I'll deliver the hag... 1187 01:09:17,114 --> 01:09:18,718 and evelyane lives happy ever alter. 1188 01:09:18,949 --> 01:09:20,223 No, Joe, Joe... 1189 01:09:20,451 --> 01:09:24,263 double ought buck makes a hole this big. 1190 01:09:24,488 --> 01:09:25,933 Uncle Dom, you son of a bitch. 1191 01:09:26,157 --> 01:09:31,505 You're fucking up, kid You're fucking up. 1192 01:09:31,762 --> 01:09:33,241 Joe. 1193 01:09:33,464 --> 01:09:34,306 Came on. 1194 01:09:34,565 --> 01:09:36,203 Shut up! 1195 01:09:45,075 --> 01:09:46,383 Fucking... 1196 01:09:50,147 --> 01:09:51,785 Let him go. 1197 01:09:52,016 --> 01:09:54,223 Nobody's really gotten hurt yet. 1198 01:09:54,485 --> 01:09:57,159 I'm soared. 1199 01:09:58,923 --> 01:10:00,800 A... an attack of fem-itis. 1200 01:10:10,534 --> 01:10:11,979 Jesus Christ. 1201 01:10:12,203 --> 01:10:15,810 Recipient oi the Na Balls Peace Prize. 1202 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,984 - Absolutely. - Oh my God. 1203 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:19,017 That's me, like, big lime. 1204 01:10:21,312 --> 01:10:24,521 No. No, I'm not winding up at the bottom again. Not again. 1205 01:10:24,782 --> 01:10:27,092 Come on, everybody winds up on the bottom, man. Does it have to be today'? 1206 01:10:27,318 --> 01:10:31,994 Let me ask you, Uncle Dom. what would you do? Huh? 1207 01:10:32,223 --> 01:10:33,759 Hey! 1208 01:10:34,024 --> 01:10:36,630 Would you put the gun down if you had the drop on someone 1209 01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:38,669 the way I gm me drop on you? 1210 01:10:45,469 --> 01:10:48,450 Your dad died. He let you down. 1211 01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:50,652 [gun cock] 1212 01:10:50,874 --> 01:10:54,083 My an died. He let me down. 1213 01:10:55,746 --> 01:11:00,252 Every male role model in my lie has let me down. 1214 01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:03,020 Except Captain Kirk, but even I know he's not for real. 1215 01:11:03,254 --> 01:11:04,892 Joe. 1216 01:11:06,857 --> 01:11:07,699 Joe, don't. 1217 01:11:07,925 --> 01:11:11,134 Are you for real. Uncle Dom? 1218 01:11:11,395 --> 01:11:14,035 Don't let me down. 1219 01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:20,011 Joseph... 1220 01:11:20,237 --> 01:11:24,777 you're gonna need 27 doctors 1221 01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:27,579 when I'm done with you. 1222 01:11:29,213 --> 01:11:32,353 This is a fucking Monty Python, for Christ's sake. 1223 01:11:35,953 --> 01:11:37,398 Uncle Dom. 1224 01:11:37,621 --> 01:11:38,964 Tough QW- 1225 01:11:44,695 --> 01:11:46,402 Came on. 1226 01:11:48,966 --> 01:11:50,843 Came on. 1227 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,168 A man. 1228 01:12:24,268 --> 01:12:26,976 There were men... 1229 01:12:27,237 --> 01:12:30,514 and I guess you have to look at somebody and say, 1230 01:12:30,741 --> 01:12:34,780 "That's me way I wanna he. That's the way I wanna grow up." 1231 01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:40,492 ls he awake? 1232 01:12:40,751 --> 01:12:42,560 He's cleaning up. 1233 01:12:44,521 --> 01:12:46,398 Did he drink his orange juice? 1234 01:12:49,093 --> 01:12:50,970 Did you talk to him? 1235 01:13:05,008 --> 01:13:06,885 Ifs all mere. 1236 01:13:11,715 --> 01:13:13,592 Haw you doing? 1237 01:13:18,188 --> 01:13:19,963 Hey, Unc... 1238 01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:24,036 are we ok, you and me? 1239 01:13:32,636 --> 01:13:39,781 You are a desperate selfish little fuck. 1240 01:13:47,751 --> 01:13:49,059 Just like me. 1241 01:14:01,665 --> 01:14:03,372 Ah. 1242 01:14:07,037 --> 01:14:08,880 Put R on me she... 1243 01:14:09,106 --> 01:14:11,916 Let me finish my little bird bath. 1244 01:14:13,076 --> 01:14:14,919 I made gravy and meatballs. 1245 01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:18,215 Probably should hold the meatballs. 1246 01:14:18,449 --> 01:14:22,261 I've had enough 0l your meatballs. 1247 01:14:22,519 --> 01:14:24,624 Well, you should eat some pasta then. Carbs. 1248 01:14:24,855 --> 01:14:27,062 I mean, you gotta eat. 1249 01:14:29,927 --> 01:14:31,804 Thanks, nephew. 1250 01:14:37,634 --> 01:14:38,738 Salud. 1251 01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:40,414 Salud. 1252 01:14:40,637 --> 01:14:42,446 Salud. 1253 01:15:14,071 --> 01:15:15,948 Gel Up! 1254 01:15:17,474 --> 01:15:19,977 You think you can do that to me and get away with it? 1255 01:15:20,244 --> 01:15:21,416 You mm rat bastard. 1256 01:15:23,614 --> 01:15:24,490 Came here. 1257 01:15:24,748 --> 01:15:25,351 Hey! Na. 1258 01:15:37,961 --> 01:15:39,804 Fuck. 1259 01:15:43,934 --> 01:15:46,244 I'm gonna kill you. 1260 01:15:59,850 --> 01:16:02,296 Just do it, Unc. 1261 01:16:02,519 --> 01:16:04,192 I wanna see you do it. 1262 01:16:04,454 --> 01:16:05,455 Came on. 1263 01:16:05,689 --> 01:16:08,295 Just push the fucking button. 1264 01:16:08,525 --> 01:16:11,472 I'm gonna kill you... 1265 01:16:11,695 --> 01:16:14,198 and your motherfucking meatballs. 1266 01:16:20,971 --> 01:16:22,848 Then what are you waiting for'? 1267 01:16:24,975 --> 01:16:26,113 Do il. 1268 01:16:26,343 --> 01:16:28,687 Just fucking do it. 1269 01:16:28,912 --> 01:16:31,791 DO it. do il. do it DO it! 1270 01:16:32,816 --> 01:16:34,523 [gunshots] 1271 01:16:42,559 --> 01:16:44,436 NI! 1272 01:17:12,055 --> 01:17:13,398 Holy shit. 1273 01:17:14,558 --> 01:17:16,060 Holy shit. 1274 01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:33,785 Oh. 1275 01:17:37,214 --> 01:17:39,888 He was gonna kill you. 1276 01:17:40,117 --> 01:17:42,461 I know. He was supposed to. 1277 01:17:45,155 --> 01:17:46,429 What? 1278 01:17:46,657 --> 01:17:48,261 You out of your fucking mind? 1279 01:17:48,492 --> 01:17:50,335 Ok, I need you to go to your mom's house 1280 01:17:50,594 --> 01:17:52,232 and slay there until I call you. 1281 01:17:52,462 --> 01:17:54,271 Well, you 1282 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,774 you wanted honor. 1283 01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:00,208 Ifs d lfs d You're ok, you're ok. 1284 01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:02,074 Oh, his is fucking... I... 1285 01:18:02,305 --> 01:18:04,478 - what do you mean... - lfs d 1286 01:18:04,741 --> 01:18:05,845 ...he was supposed lo? 1287 01:18:06,076 --> 01:18:11,890 It's ok. It's ok, forget it. You saved my ass. Shut up. 1288 01:18:12,115 --> 01:18:15,153 I need you in go to your Ma's place and slay there, d 1289 01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:17,057 Just don'! go out. 1290 01:18:39,276 --> 01:18:40,983 [screams] 1291 01:18:56,827 --> 01:18:58,704 You shot... 1292 01:19:01,164 --> 01:19:03,007 your Uncle Dom. 1293 01:19:05,869 --> 01:19:07,542 You punk. 1294 01:19:07,804 --> 01:19:09,784 Na, Unc. I... 1295 01:19:10,006 --> 01:19:12,111 no. It wasn't me. 1296 01:19:14,478 --> 01:19:16,788 I didn't think you could do it. 1297 01:19:20,550 --> 01:19:22,860 I didn't think you could do it. 1298 01:19:25,388 --> 01:19:27,698 You did it. 1299 01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,336 I didn't think I could do it either. 1300 01:19:39,436 --> 01:19:41,313 Joe Rich. 1301 01:19:42,572 --> 01:19:44,108 Joe Rich. 1302 01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:49,548 Joe Rich. 1303 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:59,261 Hey, Unc, let's get you to the emergency room. 1304 01:19:59,523 --> 01:20:01,127 Let's get out of here. 1305 01:20:01,358 --> 01:20:08,742 Let's get out of here. 1306 01:20:08,965 --> 01:20:10,774 NI! 1307 01:20:13,937 --> 01:20:15,575 [♪♪] 1308 01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:04,428 Ah! Hey, huh? 1309 01:21:04,654 --> 01:21:07,362 [mucus] 1310 01:21:07,624 --> 01:21:10,400 Hey, Uncle Dom, hey, huh? 1311 01:21:12,629 --> 01:21:14,666 Haw you doing? 1312 01:21:14,931 --> 01:21:18,469 Ooh. how you doing? No, how you doing? 1313 01:21:31,047 --> 01:21:32,390 You know, Joseph. 1314 01:21:32,649 --> 01:21:36,119 I think of you a lot more like a son than a nephew. 1315 01:21:36,353 --> 01:21:38,663 Always have. 1316 01:21:38,889 --> 01:21:41,870 I wasn't gonna do it, Unc. 1317 01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:44,264 I couldn't do that. How could I do that? 1318 01:21:44,494 --> 01:21:46,599 You're my uncle, for God's sake. 1319 01:21:46,830 --> 01:21:49,140 I'm gonna dump you in the Des Plaines fucking river? 1320 01:21:54,571 --> 01:21:56,346 He said he'd give you me bag? 1321 01:21:56,573 --> 01:21:58,553 Came on Petey, haw long have you known my uncle? 1322 01:21:58,808 --> 01:22:01,482 He got his pride, he don't want anyone to see him like this. 1323 01:22:01,711 --> 01:22:04,749 He'll give meme bag. I give it in you. 1324 01:22:05,015 --> 01:22:07,359 He just wants in disappear. 1325 01:22:07,584 --> 01:22:10,394 Disappear. Gel mat fucking bag... 1326 01:22:12,055 --> 01:22:14,865 or we're all Casper the Friendly Ghost 1327 01:22:15,091 --> 01:22:17,298 Calma. Calma. 1328 01:22:19,696 --> 01:22:21,141 Dam's gm it all figured out 1329 01:22:21,364 --> 01:22:25,369 From now on. I make the pick-ups and the deliveries. 1330 01:22:29,072 --> 01:22:30,449 Every17liﬂ9'59°“- 1331 01:22:51,061 --> 01:22:54,736 Hey. Come on. Came on. 1332 01:22:54,965 --> 01:22:55,807 Listen... 1333 01:22:56,066 --> 01:22:57,875 I gotta go out of town for a few days. 1334 01:22:58,101 --> 01:23:00,809 This is (or you and for the baby. 1335 01:23:01,071 --> 01:23:05,520 My; Baby. Joe, we had sex yesterday... 1336 01:23:05,742 --> 01:23:06,777 Mhmm. 1337 01:23:07,043 --> 01:23:08,249 ...l don'! know I! I'm pregnant. 1338 01:23:08,478 --> 01:23:10,253 I mean. there's no way I could know. 1339 01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:12,926 Yeah, hut I know. 1340 01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,789 Right, you know. 1341 01:23:16,052 --> 01:23:18,225 What do you know? 1342 01:23:18,455 --> 01:23:20,093 I know that our baby... is 1343 01:23:20,323 --> 01:23:22,325 sleeping inside you right now 1344 01:23:22,592 --> 01:23:25,766 - and my mom is very excited - Your mom? 1345 01:23:25,996 --> 01:23:28,840 Your mam always hated me. 1346 01:23:29,099 --> 01:23:31,773 No, she only ever wanted for us to be happy. 1347 01:23:32,002 --> 01:23:33,948 Now. 1348 01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:35,308 Look in the bag. 1349 01:23:48,284 --> 01:23:50,924 You tell the kid mat his lather was a priest 1350 01:23:51,154 --> 01:23:53,134 who stole from the collection plate. 1351 01:23:55,959 --> 01:23:59,065 You know what? No, no actually... 1352 01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:01,673 you tell him mm his lather was a warrior. 1353 01:24:09,506 --> 01:24:11,816 Tell him he died on the moss to save all mankind. 1354 01:24:13,877 --> 01:24:17,086 Who... who are you? 1355 01:24:20,617 --> 01:24:22,392 I'm Joe Rich, baby. 1356 01:24:22,619 --> 01:24:24,496 Who are you? 1357 01:24:26,556 --> 01:24:28,365 I... 1358 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:35,167 I am Mrs Joseph Neidemuan. 1359 01:24:36,299 --> 01:24:38,336 And I will defend your sawed honor 1360 01:24:38,568 --> 01:24:42,710 for as long as there is air and life. 1361 01:25:02,759 --> 01:25:05,103 You're not gonna clip him, are you? 1362 01:25:05,361 --> 01:25:09,036 Clip him? Kid, you watch be many movies. 1363 01:25:09,265 --> 01:25:10,437 [FOREIGN DIALOGUE] 1364 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,408 Nobody gels hurt I just want the bag. 1365 01:25:14,704 --> 01:25:16,206 Watch the cross streets. 1366 01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:17,383 Jesus. 1367 01:25:17,607 --> 01:25:19,450 If you do something wrong, you know, they. 1368 01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:22,087 I don't know. you know? 1369 01:25:22,345 --> 01:25:25,053 From what I hear, you know. If you do something wrong 1370 01:25:25,281 --> 01:25:27,227 ifs your tum to go se Jesus. 1371 01:25:27,450 --> 01:25:30,488 His last words were. 'Jesus help me. Jesus help me.“ 1372 01:25:30,753 --> 01:25:34,064 That's good. This is good stuff for the...Huh? 1373 01:26:08,224 --> 01:26:11,330 Hey Bernard, I got your bagels. 1374 01:26:11,561 --> 01:26:14,269 Onion, like you like. 1375 01:26:14,497 --> 01:26:17,137 Yes, I have the hag. 1376 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,538 Yeah, everything's good. 1377 01:26:18,768 --> 01:26:21,248 They just want the hag. 1378 01:26:21,471 --> 01:26:23,178 Yeah, we're in. 1379 01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,476 Oh buddy, we are fucking in. 1380 01:26:25,742 --> 01:26:30,452 Hey, uh? No. how you doing? 1381 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,628 Yeah, Forest Preserve, south of North Avenue on Thatcher. 1382 01:26:34,851 --> 01:26:38,196 Ox, bye. 1383 01:26:38,454 --> 01:26:41,901 Bernard saved my life. 1384 01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,969 He's the best friend I got in the world. 1385 01:26:45,195 --> 01:26:49,575 Hell, right now he's the only friend I got in the world. 1386 01:26:53,536 --> 01:27:01,079 On the other hand... Bernard did kill Uncle Dom. 1387 01:27:22,665 --> 01:27:24,770 Whalwauld Uncle Dam do? 1388 01:27:33,076 --> 01:27:35,215 You know, Unc... 1389 01:27:35,478 --> 01:27:41,429 I actually wanted you... 1390 01:27:41,651 --> 01:27:43,460 to shoot me. 1391 01:27:47,257 --> 01:27:52,730 I figured if I was killed by a real man... 1392 01:27:55,999 --> 01:27:59,708 ...well. maybe I could be reborn... 1393 01:27:59,936 --> 01:28:02,075 as a man. 1394 01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,550 Finally a man. 1395 01:28:06,776 --> 01:28:10,314 I guess it's pretty fucked up 1396 01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:13,686 Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. 1397 01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:38,146 Ah. 1398 01:28:58,127 --> 01:29:01,006 Who would Jesus whack? 1399 01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:28,658 Joe! 1400 01:29:28,925 --> 01:29:29,630 Motheriuck. 1401 01:29:29,859 --> 01:29:31,133 [gunshots] 1402 01:30:21,711 --> 01:30:25,249 There's some blood on it. 1403 01:31:00,349 --> 01:31:02,124 It's like that Patty Smith song... 1404 01:31:04,754 --> 01:31:07,360 ...Jesus Died for Somebody's Sins. 1405 01:31:09,425 --> 01:31:11,063 But not mine. 1406 01:31:14,864 --> 01:31:17,845 Blood. 1407 01:31:18,067 --> 01:31:20,377 Death. 1408 01:31:20,603 --> 01:31:23,106 Rebirth. 1409 01:31:23,372 --> 01:31:25,545 Every S0119- 1410 01:31:25,775 --> 01:31:30,383 Every movie. 1411 01:31:30,613 --> 01:31:31,421 Every everything 1412 01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:36,928 For all you people watching... 1413 01:31:37,153 --> 01:31:40,100 to live long, you gotta smoke. 1414 01:31:40,323 --> 01:31:41,165 Drink. 1415 01:31:41,424 --> 01:31:42,198 Fuck. 1416 01:31:42,425 --> 01:31:43,597 And suck. 1417 01:31:43,826 --> 01:31:45,271 And you'll live a long lie. 1418 01:31:45,495 --> 01:31:47,634 A happy life98273