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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:29,490 那一日，也是詭譎多變的天氣 2 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,720 一名男子獨自來到北方這小小藩鎮 3 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,390 （黑和藩內大街） 4 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:03,060 （山頂茶屋） 5 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,900 謝謝光臨 6 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,740 差不多該走了 7 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:12,820 好 8 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:22,660 男子望向一對流浪中的父女 9 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:23,870 賞點東西吧 10 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,790 他露出奸笑 11 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,460 那不是微笑，是奸笑！ 12 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,130 男子笑完之後就… 13 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:58,950 男子名叫「掛十之進」 14 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,080 恕在下冒昧打擾 15 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,080 在下乃黑和藩藩士 16 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:10,750 長岡主馬 17 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,840 吾乃掛十之進 18 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,260 如閣下所見，乃一介浪人 19 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,220 閣下為何斬殺此人？ 20 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:21,510 這些人會為此地帶來嚴重災禍 21 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,470 我有義務事先阻止他們 22 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,690 災禍… 23 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,020 正是如此… 24 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,560 他們全都是「晃肚黨」成員 25 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,400 「晃肚黨」？ 26 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:36,320 （晃肚黨） 27 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,240 近年如傳染病般急速蔓延之新興宗教 28 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,870 造成鄰近的牛逐藩幾近滅藩 29 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,210 這兩人就是從牛逐藩遊蕩過來的 30 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:47,870 只要發現一個晃肚黨 31 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,670 就表示周圍潛藏了二十個晃肚黨 32 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:55,260 黑和藩也已被邪教黨羽給滲透了 33 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,300 閣下的意思是？ 34 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,090 黑和藩已經完了 35 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:02,680 語畢，便帶著淡定的表情轉身離開 36 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,600 就在那時…　-閣下請留步 37 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,020 又有何貴幹？ 38 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,770 什麼「有何貴幹」？ 39 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,100 什麼邪教、滅藩、滅亡的 40 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,060 用些不吉利的字眼，想嚇人啊？ 41 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,780 也不提供一些具體對策，就想離開 42 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:16,570 也太不負責任了吧 43 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:19,450 在下好心告知訊息 44 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:24,240 對你來說已算莫大恩惠，告辭 45 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,910 說完這番話，又表情淡定地離開 46 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:28,000 站住 47 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:37,050 你這樣算是在求我嗎？ 48 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:38,680 不是求… 49 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,300 是在威脅！ 50 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:45,350 你傷不了我的 51 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:49,600 因為在下乃超人劍客 52 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:57,570 「多說無益！」長岡邊說邊揮刀砍去 53 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,820 但實際情況是 54 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,360 在說「多」時，刀已被擊落 55 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,320 「說」還沒講完就跪了 56 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,420 啊，啊！　-喂，你哭什麼啊 57 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:15,170 這樣還算武士嗎？　-可是… 58 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:19,260 人家真的一籌莫展了啊 59 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:21,510 該如何是好？　-我哪知啊 60 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,430 我會離去 61 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,350 還不是因為你那軟弱的態度 62 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,970 仗著我好心提點你 63 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:31,230 一副就是得了便宜還賣乖的樣子 64 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,980 最後還不爽發脾氣，要砍人 65 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:35,900 輸了又裝可憐，邊哭邊漏尿！ 66 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,150 真是可笑至極 67 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,530 人家嚇到了嘛，對不起 68 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:44,490 要說「對不起」至少該帶點歉意吧 69 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,990 對不起啦！ 70 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,790 別走啦　-我有條件 71 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:52,040 你那什麼臉啊？ 72 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:56,000 我好好說你不理，那就來談生意 73 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:59,050 現在這社會講求的是雙贏 74 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,300 好啦，你要什麼都行 75 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:05,090 在下漂泊許久 76 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:07,390 該是時候謀個一官半職 77 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,470 你想要…當官？ 78 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,020 如果能靠你美言幾句 79 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,020 讓我進到黑和藩當個藩士也不錯 80 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,940 我的條件就是這樣 81 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,160 這傢伙真是個傻子耶 82 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:34,540 我哪可能會有什麼方法… 83 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,380 去消滅晃肚黨嘛！ 84 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,250 這人心地真壞 85 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,170 掛十之進打從一開始就是要騙長岡 86 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:43,590 才會殺人的 87 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,010 嗯？ 88 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:50,760 這是怎樣… 89 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,810 等…等一下 90 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,600 他身上沒有晃肚黨該有的刺青！ 91 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:58,520 那就表示… 92 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:02,530 我真是殺人不「長」眼啊 93 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:06,950 男人不自覺說了個冷笑話 94 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,160 啊！ 95 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,450 眼下的問題是這姑娘 96 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,890 小姑娘，聽好，我不會殺你 97 00:06:28,850 --> 00:06:32,140 不是「不能」殺你，是「不會」殺你 98 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,770 聽清楚我說的話，趕緊離開 99 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:38,100 不，他是殺不了她 100 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,770 這或許說明了他雖是超人劍客 101 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,900 但現在只是個浪人而已 102 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:48,160 若你再在我面前出現，我就殺無赦 103 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:52,200 滾！這拿去賣錢，埋了他 104 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,260 你還真敢說！ 105 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,430 我鐵定宰了你 106 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,690 下官不知其來歷為何 107 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:28,280 但掛十之進確實有兩把刷子 108 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,030 筆頭家老內藤帶刀 109 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:34,450 佯裝在聽長岡報告 110 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,450 內心卻有其他盤算 111 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:37,790 原來如此 112 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:41,830 晃肚黨入侵藩內已迫在眉睫 113 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,210 勢必得趕緊處理 114 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,590 是！ 115 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,850 這搞不好是剷除大浦主膳的好機會 116 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,600 次席家老大浦主膳與內藤帶刀 117 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,150 自幼便水火不容 118 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,770 兩人的藩主為黑和直仁 119 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:09,150 為人死腦筋、不苟言笑又孤僻 120 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:13,570 做事一意孤行，導致藩政大亂 121 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:19,040 藩內分成內藤和大浦兩派 122 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,540 （主樓接待大堂） 123 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,920 晃肚黨？ 124 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,340 一派胡言何須理會 125 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,130 不，大浦大人 126 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:35,050 下官親眼見到那個姓掛的他… 127 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:39,060 把那晃肚黨的，就這樣砍死了 128 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,020 冷靜一點 129 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:42,770 你說那姓掛的仁兄 130 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:48,780 他有辦法消滅晃肚黨？ 131 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,650 我才沒辦法咧… 132 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,580 開玩笑的啦，我自有方法 133 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,120 但就算我說了，諸位也未必明白 134 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:07,000 而且也沒能力做到吧 135 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:11,800 說了也沒用，就乾脆說我沒辦法 136 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:14,300 區區浪人竟如此狂妄！ 137 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,470 看我斬斷你雙手，以示懲戒 138 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,430 是喔！ 139 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:24,310 你斬得斷的話，就試試看啊 140 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:25,940 來啊 141 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:30,230 放馬過來啊！ 142 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,280 小掛的胡鬧，其實另有所圖 143 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,240 時光拉回數日前 144 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,700 尊大寺 145 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,000 你是在虛張聲勢吧 146 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:50,880 什麼？ 147 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,470 你對晃肚黨是有些了解沒錯 148 00:09:57,970 --> 00:10:01,220 可卻利用他們的威脅，趁虛而入 149 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:06,020 佯裝能提供解決之道，詐取本藩銀兩 150 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,770 運氣好的話，還能撈個武士來當 151 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,530 手段真是骯髒 152 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,320 被我看穿了吧 153 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:20,660 您在瞎說什麼？我絕無此意 154 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:21,870 是喔 155 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:27,870 反正你就繼續演下去吧 156 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,630 好啦，我都明白 157 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:32,880 你本以為… 158 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:37,550 我會表現得很大器，讓你的詭計得逞 159 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:41,050 但我沒老到需要靠年輕人巴結 160 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,390 我也不清楚你在打什麼主意 161 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:47,350 你不說真心話，我就絕不罷休 162 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,730 不是這樣的 163 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,110 在下是打算… 164 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,900 我最瞧不起那種逢迎拍馬屁的人 165 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:57,070 有些人專門坑殺老男人 166 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,820 仗著自己長得俊俏 167 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:05,790 想不靠實力就獲得提拔寵愛 168 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:10,460 這種如意算盤對我是行不通的 169 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,050 小掛完全輸了 170 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,090 連一個字都吐不出來 171 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:21,930 如何？以為我這種小藩的家老就好對付 172 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,430 你好歹也計畫一下再來嘛 173 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,430 所以說？　-說什麼？ 174 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:34,060 您懷疑我在說謊，若我承認的話… 175 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,570 你認了？　-如果我認了又怎樣？ 176 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,990 我就殺了你　-別殺我 177 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,900 不要　-我也不要，我不想死 178 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:41,530 你認了對吧？　-我認了就會被殺 179 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:43,320 你不想被殺？　-當然囉 180 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,490 那你就別認啊　-所以說啊 181 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,290 你在說謊　-沒錯 182 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,550 可怕，太可怕了！ 183 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,800 你好狡詐 184 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,680 但我沒回「沒錯」 185 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,430 整個局面就卡住啦 186 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,970 局面若要發展下去 187 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:08,970 就是我打暗號給手下，叫他們進來 188 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,270 他們躲在門後，會衝進來制服你 189 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,150 然後你的身體會被切得像絞肉一樣 190 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:19,820 等等，我可是超人劍客啊 191 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,740 殺了我太可惜了 192 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,950 這話我自己說有點難為情 193 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,330 但我搞不好能幫到忙啊 194 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:31,000 例如去當臥底或是密探之類的 195 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,130 臥底已經夠多了，密探今早就出發了 196 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,180 他名叫「江下之魂次」 197 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:45,680 這密探論人脈、搜查力… 198 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:49,850 論速度，都是頂尖的 199 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,310 （江下之魂次） 200 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,360 他人已前往牛逐藩 201 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,900 幫我蒐集有關晃肚黨的情報 202 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,450 所以沒你出場的份 203 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,700 除非… 204 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,160 什麼？ 205 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,540 真是丟人現眼 206 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,170 你一開始這麼直接不就好了 207 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,500 您說得對 208 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,090 所以除非什麼？ 209 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,420 別問東問西的，煩死了　-對不起 210 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,090 想活命就給我閉嘴　-是 211 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:23,970 明白了嗎？　-是 212 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,600 只要你照我說的去做 213 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:32,140 我就能保你不死 214 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,350 遵命 215 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,020 幾天之後 216 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:42,070 我會在殿下面前提議想法子對付晃肚黨 217 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:46,240 接著有個叫大浦的次席家老會說… 218 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,120 「晃肚黨？一派胡言何須理會」 219 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,660 像這樣一笑置之 220 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,290 那時就輪到你出場了 221 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,540 是 222 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,260 用你擅長的輕佻語氣 223 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,380 盡可能把大浦那傢伙… 224 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,180 好好嘲弄一番！ 225 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:13,220 此舉乃接受其指示才做的 226 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,100 來啊，儘管來！ 227 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,360 你砍得了我就出手啊 228 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900 來嘛，快來啊 229 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,030 你這狂徒　-大浦大人 230 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,820 殿下人還在這兒呢 231 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,450 那個姓掛的 232 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,450 你先前胡鬧就算了 233 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,080 現在開始，言行謹慎點 234 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,880 遵命 235 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:45,470 殿下 236 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,510 不如就雇用他來對付晃肚黨 237 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,390 聽他說說對策吧 238 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,850 不需要啦 239 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,440 絕不可聽信這等人士的隻字片語 240 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,650 鬼扯一堆 241 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,110 狗屁不通 242 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,360 嗯 243 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:14,950 等到晃肚黨真的來了 244 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,750 大家都被洗腦，整天晃動肚皮 245 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:20,580 又是擄人、又是放火、強姦的 246 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:27,010 （內藤帶刀 私人寓所） 然後又因為財政窘迫無法出動警力 247 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:31,760 那時才開始檢討誰該負責 248 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,930 怪別人不先採取對策，防患未然 249 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,270 你說這要怪誰？ 250 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:42,190 就是拒你於千里之外的大浦大人 251 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,860 不就是嘛！ 252 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,900 大浦一派早該被淘汰 253 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,820 該由內藤大人主政 254 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,320 天啊　-天啊 255 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,790 你好卑鄙啊　-是啊！ 256 00:15:56,830 --> 00:16:00,750 與此同時，大浦主膳依然怒氣難消 257 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,550 真是混帳！ 258 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,380 我竟然被那小兔崽子耍著玩 259 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,010 （大浦主膳 私人寓所） 我可是家老、家老耶 260 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,510 你還嫩得很呢 261 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,220 去你媽的 262 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,980 孫兵衛跑哪去了？ 263 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,230 你在哪啊？幕暮！ 264 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,230 大人，您在叫小的嗎？ 265 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,990 你何時出現的？ 266 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,450 哇！爽到不行 267 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,410 嘴巴開開 268 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,540 小掛每天都過得逍遙墮落 269 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,710 住進內藤家中，白天就開始飲酒 270 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,470 調戲下女、無憂無慮拉屎睡覺 271 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,340 掛老爺！　-在！ 272 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,220 這天他也是半醉半醒在附近散步 273 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:59,390 微風吹過樹梢，陽光灑落滿地 274 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,270 他滿心歡喜想著 275 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,270 「現在我這樣…」 276 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,690 「美得像幅畫，感覺真好」，就在此時… 277 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,000 閣下有何貴幹？ 278 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,840 快說 279 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,590 當他又再度驚喜… 280 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:33,300 自己擁有一副美聲時 281 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,590 哇哩！ 282 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:38,810 納命來 283 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:45,600 你雖然知道我掛十之進之名 284 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,690 但偷襲依舊是小人所為 285 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,570 報上名來 286 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:58,120 （謎之刺客） 真鍋五千郎 287 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,490 躺在地上那人是？ 288 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,250 和我無關 289 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,960 和你無關的人會躺在那？說不過去吧？ 290 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,500 懶得跟你解釋 291 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:13,840 那由我來解釋 292 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,350 時光拉回至昨日 293 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,730 （真鍋家茅屋） 294 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:33,280 所以，閣下有何貴幹？ 295 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:40,990 吃飯時間不請自來，真沒家教 296 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:43,040 但我不會介意 297 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,040 有事快說 298 00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:49,370 他知道這小伙子是大浦派來的 299 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:52,380 目的是要找他殺人 300 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:56,880 但他沒打算直接開口問 301 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,550 「你要我殺人？要殺誰？」 302 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,850 說出難以啟齒之事也是武士修業的一環 303 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,390 嗯…其實我是… 304 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:07,850 這有點難啟齒 305 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:08,980 嗯 306 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,860 你還沒打算說啊？ 307 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,400 唉，真不知道學校是怎麼教的？ 308 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,820 又是教那套活出自我 309 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:25,580 不用爭第一，安穩過一生之類的吧 310 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,870 閣下該不會… 311 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,210 是要在下傳授你武藝吧？ 312 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,840 蛤？不是啦，你搞錯了 313 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,470 哎呀，不用介意 314 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:42,430 在下也好久沒動，渾身難受 315 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,680 就算要用真刀也無妨喔 316 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,560 不是啦，你真的搞錯了 317 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,520 還真刀咧？別鬧了啦 318 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,400 蛤？　-啥？ 319 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,860 你剛剛說什麼？ 320 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,410 你再說一次看看 321 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,500 我有說什麼嗎？　-別裝傻 322 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:12,290 你剛剛要我別鬧了，有說吧？對吧！ 323 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:18,340 好心要教你劍術，你那什麼態度！ 324 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,840 抓抓頭說「別鬧啦」，然後苦笑 325 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,510 蛤！這算什麼嘛 326 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,970 還是你認為我明明比你蠢 327 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:29,140 卻還自以為說要教你劍術 328 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,810 什麼「別鬧了啦」，所以說… 329 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,400 你就是要跑來告訴我，我不如你 330 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,280 還專挑我吃飯的時候來 331 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,360 禿頭，是不是啊？ 332 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,400 哇哩　-啥？ 333 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,750 幕暮陷入了假死狀態 334 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:56,880 他有種特殊體質，被逼急時會失去意識 335 00:20:57,050 --> 00:21:01,050 我都還沒砍你耶，喂！ 336 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,730 哇哩！ 337 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,020 痛 338 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,030 好痛 339 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,530 密技！「掀你草鞋術」 340 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:11,740 「櫃台美眉盤腿坐」 341 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,290 「歌舞伎翻桌大反擊」 342 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,510 「超詭異人體暖爐」 343 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,510 你這混帳，可惡！ 344 00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:35,850 雙方使出刁鑽的格鬥技 345 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:38,690 也在精神層面互相纏鬥 346 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:45,780 「蛋蛋豆皮大摩擦」 347 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:49,450 「千年殺」　-哇！ 348 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,330 用「千年殺」也太陰險了 349 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,710 「蛋蛋豆皮終極大摩擦」 350 00:22:56,540 --> 00:23:00,500 「蛋蛋豆皮終極大摩擦再加碼」 351 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,180 你是「死棘」？ 352 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:11,760 「死棘」是小掛兒時的小名 353 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,680 會這樣叫他的，只有他的父母 354 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,310 還有谷木阿姨，以及… 355 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,060 咦？你是「嘎嘎」 356 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,110 哇！真的是你，我好想你喔 357 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:27,860 你真的是嘎嘎喔！ 358 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,820 怪不得實力那麼強 359 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,450 喂，你別搶我的台詞啦 360 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,210 真是奇遇，他們倆從小就玩在一起 361 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,130 兩人都被貧窮的父母拋棄 362 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,380 後來在超人劍客養成班又名「小穴」 363 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,670 （小穴 訓練場）（年幼的真鍋） 後來在超人劍客養成班又名「小穴」 364 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,130 （年幼的小掛） 365 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:49,930 學習超越劍術和武術的修羅之技 366 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,180 （豆皮大摩擦）（蛋蛋） 367 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:55,520 兩人在良性競爭的同時 368 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,020 也是生死之交 369 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,480 相隔二十年再度重逢 370 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,070 感到意外的並不只他二人 371 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,030 剛才兩人還打得難分難捨 372 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,540 「我就昏了一下，現在這是怎樣？」 373 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,500 原來如此，死棘也成了浪人啦 374 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,790 咦？嘎嘎你也是？ 375 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:22,250 一、二…十，我贏了 376 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,670 我就是一直在黑和藩閒閒沒事做 377 00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:29,170 偶爾幹些刺客的活 378 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,970 殺一個人收八百兩 379 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,390 刺客？　-對啊 380 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,720 我其實不該說出來的 381 00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:37,470 有人要我來殺你 382 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:40,020 誰？這傢伙嗎？ 383 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,230 不是啦，他只是幫大浦跑腿的 384 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,690 嗯…真鍋兄 385 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,080 好痛 386 00:24:56,410 --> 00:25:02,080 都是你啦，害我差點殺了我最好的朋友 387 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:06,090 把銀兩還你，咱倆互不相欠 388 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:07,300 拿去 389 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,340 啊！無事一身輕 390 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:12,010 我說嘎嘎啊　-什麼？ 391 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,840 你說的大浦是那個次席家老？　-是啊 392 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,430 那你該慶幸沒殺我 393 00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:21,770 怎麼說？　-大浦就快垮台了 394 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,270 我可是忠誠的內藤派呢 395 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,530 哇哩！ 396 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,330 （主樓接待大堂） 給越洲的統治者，黑和大人 397 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,120 所以說，鄰國鬧飢荒的原因 398 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,370 不是水患也非旱災 399 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,420 恐怕是… 400 00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:50,130 晃肚黨的餘孽造成的 401 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,840 大人又在胡言亂語了 402 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,260 晃肚黨在西邊鄰國頗為猖獗 403 00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,430 許多藩屬都因而滅亡 404 00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,970 直仁對任何事都直言不諱 405 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,730 故又名「正論公」 406 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,150 豈能這樣坐視不管！ 407 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:08,110 所言必為正論公道 408 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:14,650 所以我才推薦掛十之進對付晃肚黨啊 409 00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:19,370 但次席家老卻因私人恩怨將我孤立 410 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,290 才會招致今日的危機 411 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:25,540 那個男的是在戲弄殿下 412 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:28,000 凡是不能只看表面禮儀 413 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,500 而忽略人心內在本質 414 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,760 下官也覺得那男的很怪 415 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:36,300 孫兵衛… 416 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,680 他說大浦大人會垮台，被我聽到 417 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:43,640 你所言當真？ 418 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,390 沒錯，是真鍋和那姓掛的說的 419 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,940 真鍋？他們二人為何又會走在一起？ 420 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:55,320 大浦大人要雇用他當刺客 421 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,530 因此派我去找他 422 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,530 結果沒想到… 423 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,200 嗯…我這樣說出來好嗎？ 424 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:09,170 真鍋和那姓掛的是從小玩在一起的朋友 425 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,300 那叫啥來著，青梅什麼馬的 426 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,050 孫兵衛的仗義執言反倒陷大浦於不義 427 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,390 大浦！ 428 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,760 竟敢企圖暗殺可協助藩政之人 429 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,480 何等荒唐 430 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,940 你切腹吧，現在就自我了斷 431 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,230 殿下，且慢 432 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,400 內藤，幹嘛？ 433 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,070 現在這節骨眼你又捨不得啦 434 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:42,450 不，但晃肚黨威脅加上財政窘迫 435 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:43,950 內憂外患之際 436 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:47,910 實無餘力再折損人才 437 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:53,540 本王懂了，那你打算如何處理？ 438 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:57,260 不如將派他至屁高村如何？ 439 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,270 屁高村就是那個叫笑介的耍猴名人 440 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:15,150 因腦溢血過世之處 441 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:18,690 之後又找不到他的繼任者 442 00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:24,280 致使百姓看不到耍猴戲，終日哭泣 443 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,330 猴子表演這玩意有這麼重要？ 444 00:28:28,330 --> 00:28:30,290 當然重要 445 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,380 百姓看了耍猴戲之後哈哈大笑 446 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:40,340 才有動力於隔天耕種、交易買賣 447 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:44,680 少了猴子表演，人生是黑白的 448 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:47,520 這樣啊，本王懂了 449 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,640 大浦　-在 450 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:54,060 本王命你為耍猴戲專任官 451 00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:57,150 遵旨 452 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,650 另外，孫兵衛 453 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:02,570 你勇於揭發大浦的陰謀 454 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,080 命你當內藤家家臣，予以重用　-蛤！ 455 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,500 謝主隆恩 456 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:13,670 長岡，你隨大浦同行　-啥？ 457 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:18,800 謝…謝主隆恩 458 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:25,720 （屁高村耍猴戲辦事處） 459 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,680 慢慢，再來 460 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,100 你那隻太郎怎麼樣了？ 461 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:33,480 起來，站好 462 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,150 乖，坐下 463 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,860 起來，站好 464 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,780 乖，坐下 465 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:41,940 變太郎，過來 466 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:44,030 乖 467 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,280 好，起來 468 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,530 乖，再一次 469 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:56,710 你這畜生 470 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:01,050 潑猴竟敢在家老頭上拉屎 471 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,050 給我站住，看我把你的手斬斷 472 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,350 大浦大人，您饒了牠吧 473 00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:12,480 息怒啊，求求您，求求您 474 00:30:13,890 --> 00:30:14,810 請息怒 475 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,150 在藩屬的世界裡，只要輸掉權勢 476 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:23,360 （日本獼猴 變太郎） 就會落得如此下場 477 00:30:29,910 --> 00:30:33,580 內藤你這賤人 478 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,580 於是，日子漸漸過去 479 00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:45,010 （城內 大道） 城內真平和　-的確如此，的確的確 480 00:30:45,630 --> 00:30:47,430 你是和平主義者嗎？ 481 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,760 的確如此，的確的確 482 00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:53,100 還是你是個和平使者？ 483 00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:57,310 自從你來了之後，便相安無事 484 00:30:58,060 --> 00:30:59,230 的確的確 485 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,860 你一直「的確的確」有完沒完 486 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,240 再鬧我就殺了你 487 00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:08,950 又來了，又來又來！ 488 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:18,420 晃肚黨根本沒出現啊 489 00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:21,750 是嗎？真的是耶 490 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:25,420 你殺的那老頭，真的有刺青嗎？ 491 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:27,090 刺青… 492 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:33,310 晃肚黨成員都有個刺青作為信號 493 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:38,600 可是，我們搜遍了那老頭全身 494 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,810 什麼記號都沒發現 495 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,900 應該是你搞錯了吧？ 496 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,830 你搞什麼啊？ 497 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:56,620 殺個無辜老人 498 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:03,090 不是啦… 我們不能坐等敵人攻過來 499 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,290 我先去查探敵情 500 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,130 你想趁機偷溜吧？ 501 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:13,010 我們派出的密探交回期中報告了 502 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:20,520 我乃閣下最忠誠之密探，江下之魂次 503 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:27,570 這是我用了洪荒之力完成的報告 504 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,820 負責遞送的人名叫阿修 505 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:35,870 （阿修 前驛使） 他頭腦不好，什麼都吃，要特別留意 506 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:38,540 在我開始報告之前 507 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:44,710 先和各位分享一下晃肚黨的基本資料 508 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,710 （晃肚黨教主） 醜道亂倫才這個男人 509 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,300 在岐阜縣羽島市創立晃肚黨 510 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,140 其教條內寫道 511 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,430 「世界存在於巨大真田蟲的胎內」 （真田蟲的冷知識） 512 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:00,770 他們的願望是能被排出蟲體外 （真田蟲的冷知識） 513 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:05,020 來到真實的世界 （真田蟲的冷知識） 514 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:09,610 沒錯，這詭異的花紋，就是真田蟲 515 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,570 為了前往真實世界，他們晃動肚皮 516 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:16,410 在各地舉行喧鬧的儀式 517 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,080 帶給附近居民無窮困擾 518 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,580 這就是所謂的「晃肚黨之亂」 519 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,790 接著來說明晃動肚皮的方式 520 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:29,130 「雙腳微開，微微蹲低」 521 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,680 「兩手稍稍向左右張開」 522 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,930 「稍稍劇烈晃動腹部」 523 00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:38,600 你愣在那幹嘛？ 524 00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:40,770 什麼？　-一起做啊 525 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,640 蛤？ 526 00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:44,770 是 527 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,940 「頭部向前後左右微微擺動」 528 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:56,450 「眼睛不睜也不閉」 529 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,910 「發出『啊！啊！』的聲音」 530 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,080 啊！啊！ 531 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:04,960 「再發出『嗚！嗚嗯』的聲音」 532 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:07,540 嗚！嗚嗯 533 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,340 感覺怎麼樣？ 534 00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:13,170 我才想知道感覺怎樣咧？ 535 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,430 這樣做到底有什麼意義？ 536 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,890 就是沒有意義才好 537 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,260 因為沒有意義 538 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:24,100 世界的擁有者，真田蟲才會苦悶 539 00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:26,770 進而將他們從肛門排出 540 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,940 信徒稱這種境界為「嘔吐」 541 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,150 「嘔吐」？ 542 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:39,580 「這樣才能進入真實世界，真正頓悟」 543 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,330 快跑，快逃啊！ 544 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,970 要達到嘔吐境界極為困難 545 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,850 相傳… 546 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:05,390 若是晃動肚皮到恍惚狀態 547 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:08,020 就算頭被砍了，還會繼續晃 548 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,230 期盼能進入嘔吐境界 549 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,360 哇！ 550 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:16,400 嚇死人了，有夠恐怖 551 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:22,030 這些傢伙若攻進來就糟了 552 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,200 內藤大人 553 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,580 在下立刻啟程 554 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,540 前往牛逐藩 555 00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,590 「但這些晃肚黨成員」 556 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,220 「就結果來看」 557 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,180 「應該早已被消滅」 558 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,470 不是吧？ 559 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:47,770 「可喜可賀」 560 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:54,400 「百姓早已忘卻該宗教之存在」 561 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,400 「過著太平的日子了」 562 00:35:58,070 --> 00:35:58,900 哼！ 563 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:10,080 創黨人醜道亂倫才 564 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,750 也早因信徒密告遭到捕獲 565 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,720 你在搞什麼鬼啊？這蠢貨 566 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,850 和那些狂熱信徒不同 567 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:26,970 教主要的是錢，一開始還很冷靜 568 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:32,190 但快被斬首時，便大哭、失禁、昏厥 569 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:36,230 狀態極為痛苦，最後其首級就被… 570 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,070 啊！ 571 00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:42,780 牛逐藩歷經千辛萬苦，風波總算平息 572 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,790 愛您的江下之魂次敬上 573 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,040 嗯…所以說…這是… 574 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,170 這是怎麼回事？　-不怎麼回事 575 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:03,970 我會因為晃肚黨這事，出醜又垮台 576 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,310 所以你罪該萬死 577 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:10,230 蛤？死？不是吧！ 578 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,190 你在怕什麼？真正的騙子是不會怕的 579 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:19,110 晃肚黨真的存在，而且就要來了 580 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:22,110 嗯…可是… 581 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,160 黨都滅了，是要怎麼來？ 582 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:27,490 找些人，給點錢叫他們晃晃肚皮 583 00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:29,750 說這些人是晃肚黨就好啦 584 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:32,620 所以要…找人偽裝？ 585 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,090 對，就是要演 586 00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:42,510 反正晃肚黨打從一開始就是演的 587 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,430 說得更難聽，你在演，我也在演 588 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,180 這整個藩上上下下都是演出來的 589 00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,730 財政和倫理觀念都漏洞百出 590 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,100 根本就完了！ 591 00:37:56,690 --> 00:38:00,440 那眾人不就更該合作，一起改變世道？ 592 00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:03,690 我早就厭倦了 593 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,610 到頭來，大家也都是在演 594 00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:08,280 彼此互相安慰做得到 595 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,620 比起改變世道 596 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,700 捏造一個晃肚黨出來還容易許多 597 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,040 你在怕什麼啊？ 598 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:19,130 你也只不過是穿著和服 599 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,130 帶把刀，在那演戲罷了 600 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:25,130 是　-振作一點！ 601 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,050 你這混吃等死的浪人 602 00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:30,640 你不是要撈個武士來當嗎？ 603 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,180 只要不想辦法讓自己生存下去 604 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,560 你就可能會被別人一招擊垮 605 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:42,070 清楚了嗎？　-清楚！ 606 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,780 我說太多了 607 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:50,870 小掛心想「還真嗆」 608 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,790 這大叔是真男人，我絕非他對手 609 00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,580 所以… 610 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:03,420 如果要找人來弄個晃肚黨之亂… 611 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,420 又該找誰來呢？ 612 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:15,060 我啊！找我找我，讓我來處理 613 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,600 內藤大人 614 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,440 抱歉…魂次兄有交待，那送信的… 615 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:24,570 是個呆瓜對吧？你好好看住他 616 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,530 我有看住他啊 617 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:31,450 嗯…該怎麼說呢？ 618 00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:32,620 跟我來一下 619 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:35,290 幹嘛？你就說啊 620 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:39,620 不是啦，用說的我可能會被笑 621 00:39:41,090 --> 00:39:41,920 來一下 622 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:49,800 他狂吃飯糰，把米桶都吃空了 623 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,550 所以我下麵給他吃 624 00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:54,310 喂，阿修！ 625 00:39:58,690 --> 00:39:59,900 嗨，大哥 626 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:04,820 這兩位是重要人士和還算重要人士 627 00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,030 快打招呼 628 00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:08,990 打招呼是啥？我聽不懂 629 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,660 就把頭壓低，說一下名字 630 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:14,580 名字、名字、名字、名字、名字！ 631 00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,370 你的名字叫阿修啦 632 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:19,370 阿修、阿修、阿修、阿修、阿修！ 633 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:21,830 沒想到他竟然這麼傻 634 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,050 孫兵衛，你說要給我看什麼？ 635 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,670 你把剛剛那個再做一次 636 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:32,550 什麼叫剛剛那個？我聽不懂 637 00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:34,100 就是「咻咻嚕」 638 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,680 啊，是「咻嚕嚕」 639 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,390 隨便啦，就照剛剛那樣做 640 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,020 是！大哥 641 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,620 這… 642 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,080 這什麼鬼？ 643 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,120 抱歉 644 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,000 抱歉、抱歉、抱歉！ 645 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,170 我是在問你做了什麼？ 646 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:07,210 抱歉，我不會再犯了，原諒我 647 00:41:07,210 --> 00:41:09,710 你再做一次 648 00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:13,590 他很笨，我給他飯糰，就只聽我的話 649 00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:17,350 阿修，再來是「小豆豆跳跳跳」 650 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,100 是！大哥 651 00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:26,860 喔！ 652 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:33,070 這之後搞不好會派上用場 653 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,800 這個 654 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,260 大哥，你看 655 00:41:54,130 --> 00:41:55,590 這是念力 656 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:59,260 從他懂事之後，便有這能力 657 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,810 但長輩只嫌這是邪門歪道 658 00:42:02,810 --> 00:42:04,850 不斷責罵他 659 00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:06,650 導致他的能力被封印 660 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,320 忘了跟大家說，在下是密探魂次 661 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,110 你好，在下掛十之進 662 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:16,660 念力啊，要是能幫上忙就好了 663 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,950 在下是幕暮孫兵衛 664 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,500 你們好，所以只有我們四個？ 665 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:26,420 對啊，快走吧 666 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,080 過了查哨站就是牛逐藩 667 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,250 小豆豆跳…大哥！ 668 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:35,470 掛十之進、幕暮孫兵衛、江下之魂次 669 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,970 還有阿修 670 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,640 「H＝晃（Huang）、D＝肚（Du） 準備進行他們的偽造晃肚黨大計 671 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,310 P ＝計畫（Project）」 簡稱「HDP」 672 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,810 （牛逐查哨站） 通過查哨站，進到牛逐藩 673 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,940 另一方面 674 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:54,650 （屁高村耍猴戲辦事處） 有群男人意外在屁高村找到另個春天 675 00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:03,080 各位客官 676 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,000 今日由我長岡主馬和我三歲的搭檔太郎 677 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,380 為大家帶來一段表演，敬請觀賞 678 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800 來，後空翻 679 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,970 咦？你說什麼？ 680 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,520 蛤？再說一次 681 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:27,810 不是這樣啦 682 00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:30,190 接著是壓箱絕活 683 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,730 好，太郎，要來囉 684 00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:33,690 好 685 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,280 站上來 686 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,900 絕招來囉 687 00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:41,700 天空倒立！ 688 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,040 謝謝太郎的表演 689 00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:49,620 太郎，你怎麼了？ 690 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,290 作為武士，完全是廢物的長岡 691 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:57,130 意外開發了他在耍猴戲方面的潛能 692 00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:59,220 稱他是耍猴天才也不為過 693 00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:03,720 大浦也很樂在其中 694 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:09,350 長岡　-在 695 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:15,070 我來到這之後，才明白什麼是人生 696 00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:18,940 是啊，我和大人相處多年 697 00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:22,030 最近大人的表情真的柔和許多 698 00:44:22,030 --> 00:44:23,830 臉上滿是平靜 699 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,250 權力鬥爭的遊戲，我已雲淡風輕 700 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,590 與猴共事、與猴共生、與猴共枕 701 00:44:37,670 --> 00:44:41,720 這對現在的我而言，才是最重要的 702 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,650 （素屯城大街） 703 00:44:58,110 --> 00:44:59,570 （HDP的任務是） 704 00:44:59,610 --> 00:45:02,030 （找出以前的幹部來當黨魁） 705 00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:04,870 （重振晃肚黨） 大哥，我們快走啊 706 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,740 除了阿修之外 707 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,040 其他三人都很無力 708 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,200 這也難怪啦 709 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:13,790 再組織一個已解散的冒牌新興宗教 710 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:16,340 這和去仿冒一個仿冒品沒兩樣 711 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:20,300 唉，我好不容易才能在城堡工作 712 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,430 小掛掛，你呢？ 713 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:24,470 這可是揚名的好機會喔 714 00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:28,810 裝熟喔？這麼自然就喊人家小掛掛 715 00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:31,230 你是要表示自己高人一等？ 716 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,350 人跟人相處可不是那麼簡單的 717 00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,820 小掛掛，你拿到多少酬勞？ 718 00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:40,070 大夥快點，否則會趕不上約定的時間 719 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:42,320 魂次這樣說並不代表他認真 720 00:45:42,650 --> 00:45:45,820 因為他是密探，這就是他的風格 721 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:50,080 對於要策劃這種好像校慶之類的活動 722 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,500 他其實不擅長 723 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,040 他們接下來要去見的是前幹部成員 724 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,460 叫做茶山 725 00:45:56,460 --> 00:46:00,500 對了，那個茶…茶什麼啊？ 726 00:46:00,510 --> 00:46:02,670 茶山啦，茶山半郎 727 00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:06,390 我們跟那個茶山能溝通嗎？ 728 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:09,850 聽說他是黨內最大逆不道的人 729 00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:12,270 讓信眾一個一個「嘔吐」 730 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,190 實行恐怖的統治手段 731 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,480 那我們是要怎麼開口？ 732 00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:20,230 不如讓在下來說吧？ 733 00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:24,820 在下已讀過說明手冊了，有備而來 734 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,950 讀了手冊？ 735 00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:30,450 沒錯　-你靠得住嗎？ 736 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,200 啊，在那 737 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:35,120 那兒就是茶山的藏身處 738 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,500 大哥！　-好 739 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,040 我們要小心儘量不要得罪茶山 740 00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:43,470 聽說光是笑，他就能讓人進入嘔吐境界 741 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,020 （晃肚黨 前幹部） 742 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,230 不好意思 743 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:05,190 （隨行二號）（隨行一號） 744 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,070 「早知道我也先落跑了啦」 745 00:47:09,070 --> 00:47:11,450 小掛為此後悔不已 746 00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:19,130 我們是從黑和藩來的，對 747 00:47:19,290 --> 00:47:21,670 聽說有個名叫什麼兵什麼作的 748 00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:24,420 假扮成農民窩藏在此 749 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,720 其真實身分是惡名昭彰的邪教 750 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,050 晃肚黨的前幹部，茶山半郎 751 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,550 是吧？　-是啊 752 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,510 對 753 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,720 這是我們調查到的，對 754 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:37,230 這態度也太猖狂了 755 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:40,900 一開始在那扮好人說要負責交涉 756 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,360 原來是要搞砸整個計畫啊 757 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,280 限你即刻離開這裡 758 00:47:45,610 --> 00:47:49,240 和我們一起返回黑和藩，對 759 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,450 但我不會告訴你為什麼，對 760 00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:56,200 我們打算組成一個新晃肚黨 761 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,370 所以需要你的幫忙 762 00:47:58,370 --> 00:47:59,370 喔 763 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:02,500 嗯，你會說自己只是一介農民 764 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:06,380 叫什麼兵什麼作的，別白費心機 765 00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:08,260 因為根本就不是真的 766 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,760 小掛看著孫兵衛，心想「我錯了」 767 00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:17,140 這傢伙真的很認真在拼 768 00:48:17,430 --> 00:48:19,600 我們不會付你酬勞 769 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:23,810 因為我們藩屬，財政非常窘迫 770 00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:26,730 但我們是經過通盤考量，才來邀你的 771 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,780 喔　-對 772 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,820 為了不讓自己再扭扭捏捏，失去意識 773 00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:34,030 他今天事先熟讀指導手冊 774 00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:37,500 想好說法，作足筆記 775 00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,830 其實應該是要鼓勵他的，但現在… 776 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:45,170 根本就是弄巧成拙 777 00:48:46,670 --> 00:48:48,970 啊，他發火了 778 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,510 鐵定是發火了 779 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:55,220 他的表情…看不懂在想啥 780 00:48:55,220 --> 00:49:00,140 你是要我再一次去宣揚教義？ 781 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:02,900 嗯？不是你，是茶山先生 782 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:07,480 你是要我再一次去宣揚教義？ 783 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:10,150 不是啦，你們別鬧了 784 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:12,110 是的　-掛兄！ 785 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:17,290 他們說的話就是茶山說的話，對吧？ 786 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,160 不對 787 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,250 等…等等 788 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,580 冷…冷靜 789 00:49:26,590 --> 00:49:28,590 要麻煩您，去宣揚教義 790 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:30,550 有一事想請教 791 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,970 你們是認真地想宣揚教義？ 792 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:38,220 還是只是想要玩玩而已？ 793 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,810 沒有沒有啦，我們超認真 794 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,810 他只是因為見到茶山老師有點畏懼 795 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,820 我們就直說吧 796 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,610 若不宣揚教義，我就會沒命 797 00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:55,450 啊！　-是真的 798 00:49:55,450 --> 00:49:57,200 好像有東西在那　-你認真聽我說 799 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:04,410 你看，那邊有東西，怎麼辦啦？ 800 00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:06,540 人世就如同，伽羅的紡車 801 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:11,090 纏繞在皎潔的月亮水滴上 802 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:14,970 惠愚母已經看見你們的多蘭納了 803 00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,680 我們前往黑和藩吧 804 00:50:19,510 --> 00:50:23,480 這是代表…你們願意跟我們回去？ 805 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,060 認真不認真並不重要 806 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,400 只要有惠愚母的領導 807 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,190 我們就能到地球盡頭宣揚教義 808 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,820 你是第一個來拜託我們的人 809 00:50:35,910 --> 00:50:37,990 大哥，他臉好怪！他臉好怪 810 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:39,660 抱歉 811 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,500 請別介意我的臉 812 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,290 同時不要再提起此事 813 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,920 這刺青是我在岐阜縣弄的 814 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:52,210 因為我孩提時代，曾經發瘋 815 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,840 品嚐過人腦，沉浸在恐懼淫樂之中 816 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,720 並和惡魔合體，吾乃愚惠母的聖犬 817 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:02,850 我去端茶過來 818 00:51:05,310 --> 00:51:06,480 「茶之倫理」 819 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,270 就是「查理」 820 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:11,480 宇宙將會碎裂 821 00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:26,330 此時，因為忍不住笑意而離席的魂次 822 00:51:31,590 --> 00:51:32,590 請問… 823 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,340 您身體不舒服嗎？ 824 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:42,260 沒有，已經好很多了 825 00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:44,350 竟然墜入愛河了 826 00:51:49,230 --> 00:51:51,020 那就好 827 00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:55,650 請問您是？ 828 00:51:56,190 --> 00:51:57,150 我是小論 829 00:51:57,820 --> 00:52:01,280 （小論，茶山的家僕） 在茶山大人身邊服侍他 830 00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:12,710 這樣啊 831 00:52:22,510 --> 00:52:24,300 我是從黑和藩來的 832 00:52:24,310 --> 00:52:26,470 魂次兄，你在哪？ 833 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:31,810 魂次兄，你在做什麼啊？ 834 00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:34,520 茶山說要和我們一起回去 835 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,860 還幫我們泡了茶喔 836 00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:39,780 請留步 837 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:51,000 沒有啦，我搞錯了，冒犯了 838 00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:00,170 好可愛 839 00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,260 真的超可愛的 840 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,720 魂次兄，走吧 841 00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:26,370 （變粉客棧） 842 00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,910 乞丐人數變好多喔 843 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,460 都是從牛逐藩逃來的嗎？ 844 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,080 恰好相反，他們在本藩混不下去 845 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,090 逃去牛逐藩又被遣返，才留在這 846 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:39,460 喔 847 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,590 咦？阿修呢 848 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,890 茶山兄把他找去研究念力 849 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:52,310 這是我的了，我的！ 850 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,610 那個扛大鼓的黑人是誰？ 851 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:02,490 （繩次，出島的逃亡者） 他叫繩次，從出島逃過來的 852 00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:14,080 那個小論真是個好女人 853 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,800 她應該和茶山兄搞上了吧？ 854 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,760 不，我不覺得 855 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,010 我也不覺得，就算真的也… 856 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:27,350 真的怎樣？　-什麼？ 857 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,930 嗯…沒什麼啦 858 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,140 那女的啊… 859 00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:37,270 應該對我有意思，不准說出去喔 860 00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:42,990 這傢伙，也太自以為是了 861 00:54:42,990 --> 00:54:44,650 小掛感覺到一股優越感 862 00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:45,780 要開始了 863 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:55,040 你的人生有煩惱嗎？ 864 00:54:55,870 --> 00:54:59,500 你是生下來就準備受苦的嗎？ 865 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:04,510 錯！應該是徹底享受快樂的爆笑王八 866 00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:07,550 爆笑王八　-這才是本該存在的形態 867 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:14,520 這世界的造物主是惠愚母 868 00:55:15,310 --> 00:55:16,770 惠愚母本想將這世界 869 00:55:16,770 --> 00:55:20,650 做成像人類鼻子的形狀一樣可愛 870 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,190 卻出現了一個叫鈍鯔的男人 871 00:55:23,190 --> 00:55:26,200 提議將世界塑造成尪仔標的形狀 872 00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:30,780 後來一直沒有結論，世界就完成了 873 00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:32,120 惠愚母看了很生氣 874 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,200 「這是什麼鬼世界」 875 00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:40,210 所以惠愚母就用竹板插進鈍鯔側腹 876 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:44,840 鈍鯔流出的血變成了條蟲，就是真田蟲 877 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,130 接著惠愚母說 878 00:55:48,050 --> 00:55:51,970 「條蟲，把這虛妄的世界給我吞了」 879 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:55,470 所以這世界其實是在條蟲肚子裡 880 00:55:55,470 --> 00:55:58,560 大家都是條蟲堆在肚裡的屎 881 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,560 哈哈，有趣！ 882 00:56:00,810 --> 00:56:02,820 聽不懂他們說啥 883 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:06,030 你們表現良好，也毫無意義 884 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:09,450 在蟲肚裡也得不到惠愚母認可 885 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:11,110 白癡，都是狗屎，笑死人 886 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,410 錯的不是你，是這個世界 887 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:19,960 所以來晃肚吧，褻瀆神明吧 888 00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:22,920 進入嘔吐境界，被排出體外吧 889 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,420 逃出條蟲肚子裡吧 890 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:30,340 逃出條蟲肚子裡！ 891 00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:47,400 茶山兄的晃肚黨看來真有那麼回事 892 00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:51,530 你也覺得？看起來好不舒服 893 00:56:51,910 --> 00:56:55,370 可是，看了他們的肚皮，覺得好悲傷 894 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,580 是喔？滿可愛的啊 895 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,790 真讓人難過 896 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,500 真是夠了　-幕暮兄 897 00:57:01,290 --> 00:57:05,540 鬼扯一堆什麼世界在條蟲肚裡 898 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:12,590 喂，幕暮兄，你在晃肚子耶 899 00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:13,590 胡說 900 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,510 啊，天啊 901 00:57:16,390 --> 00:57:18,220 怎麼會這樣 902 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:21,600 嘔吐！ 903 00:57:22,270 --> 00:57:23,230 嘔吐！ 904 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,690 我控制不了自己 905 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:27,360 等等，幕暮兄 906 00:57:29,610 --> 00:57:33,700 我頓悟了啦 907 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,370 他瘋了嗎？並不是如此 908 00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,990 因為他平常就處於飽和狀態 909 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,120 就是被塞得滿滿的意思 910 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,290 不知所謂的升遷，超出能力的任務 911 00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:48,380 所以才會被逼急了就昏倒 912 00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:51,340 他的煩惱和痛苦 913 00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:54,220 裝在小小的容器裡，快溢出來 914 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,720 他是樁腳？　-我沒安排啊 915 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:00,560 得靠某種事物作為慰藉 916 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,940 應該說他被逼到需要盲從什麼 917 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,440 才能讓自己停止思考 918 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:10,900 什麼都好， 只要能讓他狂熱到忘我 919 00:58:11,570 --> 00:58:15,110 夏日音樂祭、反戰遊行都可以 920 00:58:15,110 --> 00:58:17,950 嘔吐！嘔吐！ 921 00:58:17,950 --> 00:58:19,660 他沒瘋 922 00:58:19,660 --> 00:58:23,750 他就是隨處可見被壓榨的年輕人 923 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,880 喂，他還好吧？ 924 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,630 至少我們成功了 925 00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:32,630 趕緊向內藤大人回報 926 00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:37,470 嘔吐！嘔吐！ 927 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:43,810 晃動肚皮，你想怎樣都行 928 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,270 嚇死我了 929 00:58:48,270 --> 00:58:51,030 竟然對這種冒牌貨如此狂熱 930 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,780 一般人都不會相信 931 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:56,200 這世界是在真田蟲肚裡吧 932 00:58:56,660 --> 00:58:57,780 你錯了 933 00:58:59,830 --> 00:59:02,160 他們不會去管事物對錯 934 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,500 只會選擇自己想相信的去信 935 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:09,960 就像告訴你一切都是這世界的錯一樣 936 00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:13,840 因為這樣比較簡單，所以相信 937 00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:21,260 啊！怎麼會這樣 938 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,220 這是讓人不老不死的非時香果 939 00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:24,430 給我一個 940 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:27,100 是神聖的惠愚母嘔吐 941 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,060 好好吃 942 00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:39,820 謝謝、謝謝你 943 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,380 是在吵什麼？快說 944 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,010 是他們在鬧　-閃開 945 00:59:59,010 --> 01:00:01,680 閃開，都走開 946 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,180 （黑和藩警探，江部莊二郎） 好久不見耶 947 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:04,600 你就是主謀？ 948 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:07,690 過來，給我過來 949 01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:11,560 別碰我！你這要不到飯的狗，滾！ 950 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,440 你說誰是狗？這群混帳 951 01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:15,530 快過來 952 01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:24,490 好痛 953 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,960 你這蠢蛋在幹嘛？ 954 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:30,080 恭喜你 955 01:00:30,330 --> 01:00:32,630 你劃破了我茶山的額頭 956 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,840 讓這世界出現小小裂痕 957 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,670 為了獎勵你的行為 958 01:00:37,670 --> 01:00:38,840 來囉，要來囉 959 01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:40,720 決定讓你嘔吐 960 01:00:41,050 --> 01:00:44,010 阿修，讓這傢伙嘔吐吧 961 01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:46,010 蛤？　-我做不到 962 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,230 我做不到，做不到！ 963 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:51,520 阿修！快動手 964 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,360 是，大哥 965 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:05,370 賞飯之恩沒齒難忘，阿修很重情義的 966 01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:21,800 快讓他嘔吐 967 01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:25,180 你辦到了！ 968 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,770 做得好，阿修，讚美你 969 01:01:31,390 --> 01:01:33,440 大哥，你看 970 01:01:33,770 --> 01:01:38,110 骯髒東西成了嘔吐聖人，值得慶祝 971 01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:55,460 請問…有人在嗎？ 972 01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:56,880 （內藤帶刀 私人寓所） 973 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,760 他們應該去城堡了吧？ 974 01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:02,970 至少雜工會在吧？ 975 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,640 有人在家嗎？ 976 01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:19,070 如此安靜，真不尋常 977 01:02:20,030 --> 01:02:22,610 小掛心中出現一股莫名不安 978 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,490 搞什麼啊？　-你看這個 979 01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:37,790 這是耍猴戲專任官大浦主膳的邀請函 980 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,510 他本想邀請殿下前往欣賞 981 01:02:48,510 --> 01:02:51,680 自己高超的耍猴絕技 982 01:02:51,890 --> 01:02:58,190 後來乾脆就請城堡的所有人觀賞 983 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,900 （屁高村耍猴戲辦事處） 而內藤等重要人士 984 01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:03,990 當然是去冷嘲熱諷 985 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:09,200 殿下，久違了 986 01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:11,700 大浦，近來可好？ 987 01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:13,200 不錯　-嗯 988 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:15,540 那就快開始吧 989 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:17,670 嗯？ 990 01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:21,040 遵旨 991 01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:26,220 要來囉，耍猴戲專任官 992 01:03:31,930 --> 01:03:36,980 接著就為各位展現我家猴兒的功夫 993 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:43,440 我乃大浦主膳，前黑和藩家老 994 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,370 請各位熱情呼喚小俊出場 995 01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:55,330 小俊！ 996 01:03:55,330 --> 01:03:58,830 而這位是我的搭檔，變太郎 997 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,080 變太郎，起來 998 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:01,540 好，乖 999 01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:03,630 牠是變太郎 1000 01:04:04,050 --> 01:04:07,970 來，跟殿下打聲招呼 ，快啊 1001 01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:10,050 跟殿下打招呼，變太郎 1002 01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:11,600 打招呼 1003 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,230 大浦 1004 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:22,940 是 1005 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:27,150 那猴兒為何不打招呼，如此無禮 1006 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,570 因為牠畏懼您的威嚴 1007 01:04:30,570 --> 01:04:34,950 這樣也罷，或是因為太笨也行 1008 01:04:35,410 --> 01:04:38,000 但若是明知而不為 1009 01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:41,790 那可要好好教訓牠 1010 01:04:43,090 --> 01:04:44,290 不，這不是… 1011 01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:46,210 變太郎 1012 01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:48,550 稟告殿下 1013 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:52,090 這也是猴子技能的一部分 1014 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,720 技能？不打招呼也算技能？ 1015 01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:58,520 正是如此 1016 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:04,310 我這個人類被一隻猴子耍著玩 1017 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:09,150 會產生出一種權力結構逆轉的趣味性 1018 01:05:09,950 --> 01:05:13,490 所以才特意訓練牠不跟人打招呼 1019 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:17,910 聽不懂，一頭霧水 1020 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,540 內藤，這有趣嗎？ 1021 01:05:20,870 --> 01:05:24,960 嗯…這會因為每個人的幽默感而不同 1022 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,960 你說本王沒有幽默感？ 1023 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,960 下官不敢 1024 01:05:29,130 --> 01:05:31,970 耍猴戲的趣味不在於技藝本身 1025 01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:35,300 而是利用猴子對人的無禮或反抗 1026 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:39,270 這種地位的轉變，讓民眾覺得很爽 1027 01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:44,440 但殿下放心，這猴子不會一直這樣 1028 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,570 最後會安排讓牠反省，開始表演技藝 1029 01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:50,860 唉，雷都被你爆光了 1030 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:54,910 這樣一開始就讓牠表演技藝不就好了 1031 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:57,540 可是殿下這… 1032 01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:59,830 你若對牠的表演有信心 1033 01:06:00,410 --> 01:06:04,000 就不需耍這些手段，不是嗎？ 1034 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,340 是 1035 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:18,060 嘔吐、嘔吐 1036 01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:21,020 嘔吐、嘔吐 1037 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,320 以上就是猴子站大球 1038 01:06:34,030 --> 01:06:37,740 本王懂了，站在球上所以叫站大球 1039 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:41,620 果然是名符其實的表演 1040 01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:43,580 繼續 1041 01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:13,820 下段表演叫「伸手拿銅錢」 1042 01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:15,610 猴子會撿起桶裡的錢 1043 01:07:16,030 --> 01:07:19,780 本來為了要逗觀眾開心 1044 01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:22,580 會刻意責怪牠見錢眼開 1045 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,000 但這段將跳過 1046 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,000 沒錯，猴子是想吃飼料才這樣幹 1047 01:07:28,290 --> 01:07:29,960 去，撿起來 1048 01:07:30,290 --> 01:07:33,420 來，不能把銅錢丟出去喔 1049 01:07:33,630 --> 01:07:38,380 對，就是這樣，要乖乖地放 1050 01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:40,430 變太郎，嘿咻！ 1051 01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:46,890 殿下，這一段完了就歇一會吧 1052 01:07:47,810 --> 01:07:48,900 歇一會？ 1053 01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:53,230 我們不就是要歇息才來這的嗎？ 1054 01:07:53,230 --> 01:07:54,280 是的 1055 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:58,780 但如果在歇息的過程當中再歇息 1056 01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:00,490 會更能讓自己完全歇息 1057 01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:03,120 內藤大人，內藤大人 1058 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,920 殿下正歇著呢，晚點再說 1059 01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:18,550 晃肚、晃肚、晃肚… 1060 01:08:18,550 --> 01:08:19,800 晃什麼肚？ 1061 01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:22,760 晃肚黨已經來了 1062 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,100 太好了 1063 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:30,350 來啦，總算來了啊 1064 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:34,110 嗯，我們的目的就是要他們來啊 1065 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,980 但氣氛太熱烈了，有點擔心 1066 01:08:36,990 --> 01:08:37,820 嗯 1067 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:23,950 那就用武力鎮壓啊 1068 01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:25,490 可是他們人數有點多 1069 01:09:25,490 --> 01:09:27,370 是有多少？二、三十人？ 1070 01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:28,580 不，再多一點 1071 01:09:28,910 --> 01:09:30,660 反正都是些農民百姓 1072 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:33,210 用槍砲嚇一下，人就跑了 1073 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:35,710 若是四、五十人的話，還嚇得跑 1074 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:38,590 什麼？一天內召集了一百人？ 1075 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,170 現階段至少一千人 1076 01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,410 斬斷它 1077 01:10:11,410 --> 01:10:14,580 晃動肚皮，斬斷這虛無的世界吧 1078 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:41,610 所以你們就這樣放任不管？ 1079 01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:44,360 內藤會如此生氣，不是沒有原因 1080 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:48,870 黑和藩現有的兵力僅三十人 1081 01:10:49,030 --> 01:10:51,120 本來還有一百個機動兵 1082 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,960 但內藤以刪減預算之名 1083 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,660 砍到剩二十個 1084 01:10:55,670 --> 01:10:59,710 五十個怎麼打得過一千個？ 1085 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,590 內藤，怎麼了？發生何事？ 1086 01:11:02,590 --> 01:11:04,970 閉嘴啦，我在思考 1087 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:08,220 不… 1088 01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:10,310 下官並非此意 1089 01:11:11,930 --> 01:11:13,850 晃肚黨攻進藩內了 1090 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:15,690 晃肚黨？ 1091 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:17,020 千真萬確 1092 01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:21,730 但殿下毋需擔心 1093 01:11:22,530 --> 01:11:26,700 我們的專家，掛十之進已經出動了 1094 01:11:27,870 --> 01:11:28,700 殿下 1095 01:11:29,570 --> 01:11:33,910 今晚就暫住這一宿，以策安全 1096 01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:40,500 嘔吐、嘔吐 1097 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,590 喂，茶山在哪？ 1098 01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,720 這傢伙不是晃肚黨！ 1099 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,350 殺了他，讓他嘔吐 1100 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,430 城內動亂無比，對策專家面臨危機 1101 01:11:54,430 --> 01:11:55,600 嘔吐、嘔吐 1102 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,670 劍客的刀很恐怖吧？ 1103 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,750 放馬過來啊 1104 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:24,590 小論 1105 01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:27,840 開一條路 1106 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,400 大浦，好久不見啊 1107 01:12:50,070 --> 01:12:51,870 內藤，看得開心嗎？ 1108 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:58,040 把所有人都帶來， 一起看我笑話 1109 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,330 但我不在乎 1110 01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:04,790 老實說，現在的我認為 1111 01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:09,630 耍猴戲還是當家老，其實都一樣慘 1112 01:13:10,630 --> 01:13:13,180 你該看看自己在台上的醜態 1113 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:18,730 我同情我自己，也很同情你 1114 01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:23,900 晃肚黨來到城內，引發暴動 1115 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:28,440 感覺你似乎樂見此事發生 1116 01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:30,400 某方面來說是沒錯 1117 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:36,910 但看了你耍猴戲，我良心很過意不去 1118 01:13:37,950 --> 01:13:42,420 可是晃肚黨真的來了 1119 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,580 我說的才是對的 1120 01:13:45,130 --> 01:13:48,210 你被派來耍猴戲，也不能怨誰 1121 01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:51,470 我想… 1122 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:55,640 如果晃肚黨真的出現在城內 1123 01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:59,270 也是因為有你在背後策劃吧 1124 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:04,150 我早就知道晃肚黨被消滅了 1125 01:14:04,150 --> 01:14:06,810 只是沒打算跟殿下說 1126 01:14:09,230 --> 01:14:13,530 我喜歡猴子，很享受耍猴戲 1127 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,700 我覺得自己這樣很悲哀 1128 01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:31,210 這晚可算是兩人的和解之夜 1129 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:37,050 他們都認同決不認同對方 1130 01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:44,940 （晃肚會場，地獄之邊） 1131 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:48,610 晃肚黨將基地設在河岸 1132 01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:53,570 架了塔台和棚子，太鼓聲響徹整夜 1133 01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,580 你們辛苦啦 1134 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,580 計畫很成功 1135 01:15:06,170 --> 01:15:10,050 偽造晃肚黨大計進行得很完美 1136 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:14,220 但現在這樣也太超過了 1137 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,090 我以為頂多就一百多人 1138 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:21,680 想不到有兩千多個阿呆會上鉤 1139 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,390 你在幹嘛？ 1140 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,520 好痛 1141 01:15:28,770 --> 01:15:31,820 今晚殿下暫住屁高村 1142 01:15:32,030 --> 01:15:34,030 限你明早之前叫他們結束活動 1143 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:37,860 等等，這樣就結束的話就慘了啦 1144 01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:38,700 你白癡喔？ 1145 01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:45,540 至少也要出動黑和藩的軍隊來鎮壓 1146 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,830 請兩位品嚐一下人頭湯 1147 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,380 啥？　-蛤？人頭湯？ 1148 01:15:59,010 --> 01:16:03,310 茶山兄，喝了這個你們就到此為止囉 1149 01:16:03,970 --> 01:16:06,680 這名字聽起來好不舒服　-隨便啦 1150 01:16:07,270 --> 01:16:09,810 無罪之人的湯是清澈的 1151 01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:13,940 但這偽造的世界並沒有無罪之人 1152 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:16,780 這湯之所以如此清澈 1153 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:19,780 是因為用了嘔吐的死者人頭熬成 1154 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,660 什麼？　-好喝嗎？ 1155 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,830 裡面還有毛 1156 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,250 好喝耶，快看 1157 01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:39,130 快看，看起來超好喝 1158 01:16:40,550 --> 01:16:42,050 小掛這時才意會到 1159 01:16:42,050 --> 01:16:47,180 自己根本無法收拾這場暴動 1160 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,270 殺死他們算了 1161 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,190 要不要再來一碗？ 1162 01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:52,940 嗯，殺了他們 1163 01:16:54,770 --> 01:16:58,530 阿修，你去壓住那傢伙，讓我殺了他 1164 01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:01,410 殺了那傢伙，阿修要壓住？ 1165 01:17:01,410 --> 01:17:05,870 壓住茶山啦，糟糕，這傢伙聽不懂 1166 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,370 快去跟你們老闆報告 1167 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:12,040 蛤？ 1168 01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:15,170 我們接下來要放火燒城 1169 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:18,840 這是惠愚母的旨意，茶山的刺青… 1170 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,550 是在岐阜縣刺的啊，所以咧？ 1171 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,090 阿修！　-我做不到 1172 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,220 快點壓住他　-我做不到 1173 01:17:25,220 --> 01:17:27,140 真是夠了！ 1174 01:17:30,140 --> 01:17:36,610 茶山兄很照顧我，對我很好！ 1175 01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:42,490 再次強調阿修只聽照顧他的人說的話 1176 01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:47,080 而現在，唯一能救小掛的人 1177 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:50,040 只有以前給他飯吃的那個男人 1178 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:53,420 晃肚最棒棒！ 1179 01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:00,470 嘔吐、嘔吐、嘔吐 1180 01:18:06,350 --> 01:18:09,180 他很照顧我　-阿修，你冷靜一點 1181 01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:11,730 魂次，你也勸勸他　-蛤，為什麼？ 1182 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,270 什麼為什麼啊？ 1183 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,490 好燙 1184 01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,780 哇！ 1185 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,740 你搞啥啊？ 1186 01:18:31,450 --> 01:18:34,580 我告訴你，我忍你很久了 1187 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,540 你是不是當我是你部下 1188 01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:40,170 每次都命令我，你又不是我長官 1189 01:18:40,170 --> 01:18:42,550 我是內藤大人的密探耶 1190 01:18:47,470 --> 01:18:52,180 所以我和你是平輩 1191 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:58,020 我明明比你還了解晃肚黨 1192 01:18:58,020 --> 01:19:00,820 你就只出一張嘴，啥都不做 1193 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,820 所以是想怎樣？ 1194 01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,650 都沒有自覺的喔 1195 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:10,700 小掛心想麻煩人物偏在麻煩時刻找麻煩 1196 01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:17,330 我們要燒城了，諸位快去報告 1197 01:19:21,170 --> 01:19:23,840 小掛和魂次往屁高村移動 1198 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,720 完全沒有交談 1199 01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:28,760 小論則負責監視他們 1200 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,020 十之進大人 1201 01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:36,640 西邊的天空變紅了 1202 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:52,990 嘔吐！嘔吐！嘔吐 1203 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:56,120 嘔吐！嘔吐！嘔吐 1204 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:03,210 城堡…我們黑和城要燒光了 1205 01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:06,920 怎麼會？為何會變成這樣？ 1206 01:20:09,220 --> 01:20:12,970 狗屁晃肚黨，就是些農民百姓 1207 01:20:12,970 --> 01:20:17,600 在土牆上安排槍炮隊發動攻擊就好 1208 01:20:18,350 --> 01:20:20,400 抗戰到底啦，殿下！ 1209 01:20:20,610 --> 01:20:22,900 等等，冷靜一下 1210 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,280 小掛你繼續報告　-是 1211 01:20:28,410 --> 01:20:33,780 晃肚黨兩千人強盜、強姦、殺人不斷 1212 01:20:33,790 --> 01:20:35,790 整座城都要被掀起來了 1213 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,580 但那些人並不認為自己犯了罪 1214 01:20:39,170 --> 01:20:40,040 這就是… 1215 01:20:42,590 --> 01:20:44,420 晃肚黨的黨徽 1216 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:47,210 這種旗子掛得到處都是 1217 01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:49,840 參與者把自己的感想寫在上面 1218 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,680 是用血寫的 1219 01:20:54,310 --> 01:20:55,760 「謝謝晃肚黨」 1220 01:20:55,770 --> 01:20:59,640 「感覺就像和夥伴共享了歡樂時光」 1221 01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:01,850 「當然尚有改善之處」 1222 01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:05,520 「但我對茶山等工作人員只有感謝」 1223 01:21:05,530 --> 01:21:06,650 「明年還要再來喔」 1224 01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:08,030 有完沒完 1225 01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:13,240 立刻回城，討伐惡徒！ 1226 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,790 備馬！ 1227 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:17,450 是 1228 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,660 殿下，請先坐下 1229 01:21:19,660 --> 01:21:22,960 放開，我不能眼睜睜看著城堡被燒 1230 01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,380 這是戰爭啊 1231 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:28,720 要訂好作戰計畫，作好萬全準備 1232 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,970 等待時機，一舉殲滅敵人 1233 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:35,640 嗯…還算公道 1234 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:44,310 我軍人數未滿一百，遠不如敵軍 1235 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,020 現在絕不可草率行動 1236 01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:48,440 下官認同 1237 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:51,530 是啊，都不能太草率 1238 01:21:53,530 --> 01:21:59,410 說起來，這件事要負最大責任的人 1239 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:02,920 就是晃肚黨對策負責人，內藤大人 1240 01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:05,170 應該要將他處刑或切腹吧？ 1241 01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,050 你胡說什麼，現在戰略為先 1242 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,710 就是你太草率才會變成這樣 1243 01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:12,800 少轉移話題，你這是瀆職 1244 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,260 我是… 1245 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:20,810 完全交給信任的專家掛十之進來處理的 1246 01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,730 你想把責任推給部下？ 1247 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:26,400 你切腹吧，長官也要究責 1248 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:28,610 好啊 1249 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:34,910 如果我切腹能解決問題，我就切 1250 01:22:35,070 --> 01:22:36,450 十之進！ 1251 01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:38,070 你們是在演哪一齣啊？ 1252 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:43,040 每次人家說啥，你們就跟著附和 1253 01:22:43,210 --> 01:22:44,540 丟不丟臉啊 1254 01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:50,630 對付茶山，什麼公道、理論都沒用啦 1255 01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:57,550 有沒有比較前瞻、有建設性的意見？ 1256 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:02,890 那可不可以輪到我來說說？ 1257 01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:05,060 蛤？ 1258 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:07,020 這裡 1259 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,820 前不前瞻我是不知道啦 1260 01:23:18,070 --> 01:23:20,530 但你們有興趣聽，我就說 1261 01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:24,750 是大臼啊，別在殿下面前亂來喔 1262 01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:28,580 反正這些蠢蛋也提不出什麼好方法 1263 01:23:28,590 --> 01:23:30,420 說得太超過了，大臼！ 1264 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:35,590 不，我想這不是最重要的問題 1265 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,470 殿下，我好像是瘋了 1266 01:23:41,010 --> 01:23:44,600 大浦，這是怎麼回事？ 1267 01:23:45,230 --> 01:23:49,100 抱歉讓殿下見到了難受的東西 1268 01:23:49,110 --> 01:23:51,360 本王沒說這東西讓人難受 1269 01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:57,610 是問這猴子為何能說人話 1270 01:23:58,110 --> 01:24:02,490 這個嘛…大家也都不清楚 1271 01:24:02,490 --> 01:24:06,080 說句不清楚就算囉？猴子在說人話耶 1272 01:24:06,210 --> 01:24:09,250 對啊，所以我們不讓牠上台 1273 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,630 免得把小孩子嚇得半死 1274 01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:14,130 算了，本王直接問牠 1275 01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:16,220 猴子，你上前來 1276 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,180 好，好 1277 01:24:27,890 --> 01:24:30,440 抬起頭讓本王看看 1278 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:31,730 遵旨 1279 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,250 本王懂了，就是隻猴子 1280 01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:48,330 你有名字嗎？ 1281 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,790 （日本獼猴） 小的叫大臼延珍 1282 01:24:51,790 --> 01:24:53,920 很「大」的搗米「臼」的「大臼」 1283 01:24:54,550 --> 01:24:58,760 所以大臼，你為何會說流利人話？ 1284 01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:02,180 基本上每隻猴子都了解人類說啥 1285 01:25:02,510 --> 01:25:05,600 但我們不存在「字彙」 1286 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,430 我們心中只有自己和世界 1287 01:25:07,890 --> 01:25:09,270 但有一天 1288 01:25:09,270 --> 01:25:12,900 我發現腦袋裡充滿大量字彙 1289 01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:16,070 這些字彙，幫我打造出另一個世界 1290 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:24,410 內藤心裡在想「這傢伙在說啥？」 1291 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:28,040 「抑或是我自己瘋了？」 1292 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,620 「其實這男的真的是人類」 1293 01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:34,210 「只有我才把他看成是猴子？」 1294 01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:38,500 這就是一種「字彙打造出的世界」 1295 01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:42,220 你會讀心術？ 1296 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,300 不是這樣啦 1297 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:47,720 我只不過將自己的想法文字化而已 1298 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,940 這種事猴子都想得到，只是沒說出來 1299 01:25:51,770 --> 01:25:54,150 對官階高的人要用敬語 1300 01:25:54,150 --> 01:25:56,610 還有，別摳屁股 1301 01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,240 哎呀，我是猴子嘛 1302 01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:02,360 要維持藩內的秩序 1303 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,410 就一定要解決猴子說人話一事 1304 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:09,750 所以你想幹嘛？判我死刑？ 1305 01:26:09,950 --> 01:26:11,160 的確應該如此 1306 01:26:12,410 --> 01:26:15,250 我死了，藩內會變得更亂 1307 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:17,170 我受不了啦 1308 01:26:17,170 --> 01:26:18,760 等…大人等一下 1309 01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:23,260 晃肚黨還在城內大肆破壞 1310 01:26:23,590 --> 01:26:27,890 這比猴子說人話來的更嚴重吧？ 1311 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:31,390 總之先聽聽猴子怎麼說 1312 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:34,850 還是有明事理的人嘛 1313 01:26:35,810 --> 01:26:38,400 那你又有什麼妙計？ 1314 01:26:39,190 --> 01:26:41,440 不，也稱不上是妙計 1315 01:26:41,940 --> 01:26:45,070 反正你們就兵力不夠 1316 01:26:45,070 --> 01:26:48,160 要不然派我的兵團好了 1317 01:26:48,530 --> 01:26:49,580 兵團？ 1318 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:53,080 就猴子啊 1319 01:27:07,090 --> 01:27:08,720 好可愛喔 1320 01:27:09,970 --> 01:27:13,310 魂次突然發現，自己對小論的傾慕 1321 01:27:13,310 --> 01:27:16,480 已到了無可收拾之地步 1322 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:20,820 真的很可愛呢 1323 01:27:23,110 --> 01:27:26,160 猴子好棒棒，好療癒 1324 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:30,490 激發了我的母性 1325 01:27:34,910 --> 01:27:36,000 就是現在！ 1326 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:38,670 小論 1327 01:27:40,290 --> 01:27:41,170 什麼事？ 1328 01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:44,300 小論姑娘 1329 01:27:46,090 --> 01:27:48,340 你嫁給我好嗎？ 1330 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:51,680 不要 1331 01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:04,860 了解，那我出去放個屁 1332 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,040 怎麼會！ 1333 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,710 於是魂次就再也沒回來了 1334 01:28:24,510 --> 01:28:27,840 此時，藩主黑和直仁決定… 1335 01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:32,350 將自己的命運，託付給會說話的猴子 1336 01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:35,390 你不用每件小事都文字化 1337 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,560 直接說計畫就好 1338 01:28:39,060 --> 01:28:42,860 屁高村有五十隻猴子，數量雖少 1339 01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:45,230 但都是受過專業訓練的士兵 1340 01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:47,360 在平原是打不過人類 1341 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:49,490 但若在山區打游擊戰 1342 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,740 或打巷弄戰，人類就不是對手 1343 01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,830 嗯？什麼意思？ 1344 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:57,790 我們可以從樹木或屋頂上進攻 1345 01:28:57,790 --> 01:28:59,920 和敵人打肉搏戰 1346 01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:03,800 飛撲到敵人臉上，亂抓亂劃 1347 01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:06,380 這樣人類的刀槍又有何用？ 1348 01:29:07,210 --> 01:29:08,970 而且只要我一聲令下 1349 01:29:08,970 --> 01:29:11,590 全日本山裡的猴子都會出動 1350 01:29:11,970 --> 01:29:13,930 來個一、兩千隻不成問題 1351 01:29:14,510 --> 01:29:15,720 這樣會贏 1352 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,850 不可輕敵 1353 01:29:18,390 --> 01:29:20,730 大臼能號召猴子 1354 01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:23,440 但那些人能號召傻子 1355 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,820 這是猴子與傻子的戰役 1356 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,570 與此同時，小掛某部分還是很冷靜 1357 01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:31,610 心想「這是啥鬼會議啊？」 1358 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:38,960 那我今晚就傳令號召猴群 1359 01:29:39,910 --> 01:29:41,750 猴子說完這話，便起身離開 1360 01:29:45,790 --> 01:29:48,380 猴子說完「起身離開」後就離開了 1361 01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:49,630 這話怪怪的 1362 01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:53,470 各位，清晨動身出發 1363 01:29:53,470 --> 01:29:56,890 和日出一起攻擊晃肚黨大本營 1364 01:29:57,470 --> 01:30:00,310 殿下，您也先休息備戰 1365 01:30:03,650 --> 01:30:07,770 我對人類和猴子都是平等交談 1366 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,320 不，和猴子交談就是幻覺 1367 01:30:12,110 --> 01:30:13,280 我可能只是流著口水 1368 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:16,490 說些不明究理的話而已吧？ 1369 01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:19,620 全都是幻覺 1370 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,830 世界太瘋癲，唯我獨醒 1371 01:30:22,580 --> 01:30:23,830 人生好難… 1372 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:25,420 十之進大人 1373 01:30:31,170 --> 01:30:33,590 大臼大人要把這給您 1374 01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:39,350 小論，你就躲在屁高村裡 1375 01:30:40,020 --> 01:30:42,230 等戰事結束，我一定回來接你 1376 01:30:46,310 --> 01:30:47,520 你要小心 1377 01:30:49,190 --> 01:30:50,150 掰掰！ 1378 01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:04,160 小掛心想「她好像暗戀我」 1379 01:31:04,170 --> 01:31:08,090 「我也喜歡上她了」，沒錯吧？ 1380 01:31:08,670 --> 01:31:11,710 這是什麼啊？　-信物 1381 01:31:23,430 --> 01:31:27,940 猴子兵團是依大臼指令發動攻擊 1382 01:31:27,940 --> 01:31:30,610 但到時會敵我難分 1383 01:31:31,650 --> 01:31:34,780 我已經交代下去 1384 01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:38,570 戴著這紫色頭巾的人，就不能攻擊他 1385 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:41,950 相反的，沒戴這頭巾的人 1386 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:45,910 眼珠可能被挖，鼻子可能被咬爛 1387 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:50,460 對，就是這樣 1388 01:31:56,510 --> 01:32:01,390 好，黑和猴子兵團，隨我來！ 1389 01:32:01,930 --> 01:32:05,100 把士氣喊出來！ 1390 01:32:10,310 --> 01:32:11,770 日出前夕 1391 01:32:12,770 --> 01:32:16,490 新晃肚黨主席，茶山半郎他… 1392 01:32:16,990 --> 01:32:20,240 正吃著繩次所烤的法式三明治 1393 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:30,080 還是得用格呂耶爾起司才行 1394 01:32:31,210 --> 01:32:32,040 嗯？ 1395 01:32:39,890 --> 01:32:42,140 「全都是一群傻子」 1396 01:32:42,930 --> 01:32:46,890 茶山突然覺得一切都事不關己 1397 01:32:48,690 --> 01:32:51,060 但為何會變成這樣？ 1398 01:32:52,310 --> 01:32:55,400 我是因為有四個傻子前來 1399 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,070 又說了一堆蠢話 1400 01:32:58,150 --> 01:33:01,160 所以才想作弄他們一下而已啊 1401 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,370 起立！ 1402 01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,130 太陽要升起了！ 1403 01:33:20,130 --> 01:33:23,680 又是新的一天 1404 01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:27,770 大家快起床 1405 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,270 晃啊！大家快晃肚 1406 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:38,280 一天開始了 1407 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:42,490 一群連死是什麼都不知道的蠢蛋 1408 01:33:43,740 --> 01:33:48,200 而且還吃了非時香果，思考麻痺 1409 01:33:49,210 --> 01:33:54,210 有他們在，我就不用擔心被殺了 1410 01:33:54,590 --> 01:33:57,710 但這要到何時才結束啊？ 1411 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:01,220 這樣做又有何意義？ 1412 01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:05,930 反而我獨自隱居還愜意多了 1413 01:34:10,230 --> 01:34:14,560 我就是因為如此才出賣教主的啊 1414 01:34:29,450 --> 01:34:32,040 四把長槍，四支弓箭 1415 01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:34,420 士兵和猴子各五十 1416 01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:36,750 這就是黑和軍的所有兵力 1417 01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:39,710 發射 1418 01:34:43,470 --> 01:34:45,760 發射 1419 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,810 你們好大膽子 1420 01:34:53,770 --> 01:34:58,610 拿石塊，大家撿石塊攻擊 1421 01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:04,410 嘔吐，讓他們全都嘔吐！ 1422 01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:11,120 先發制人 1423 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:14,330 內藤臉上露出奸笑 1424 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,960 好痛 1425 01:35:25,180 --> 01:35:26,680 退到土牆後方 1426 01:35:27,140 --> 01:35:29,050 護駕！ 1427 01:35:34,310 --> 01:35:36,980 大臼，大臼大人 1428 01:35:37,850 --> 01:35:38,690 幹嘛？ 1429 01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:43,030 抱歉打擾，麻煩您出動猴子兵團 1430 01:35:43,150 --> 01:35:47,070 我說過啦，猴子不擅長平原戰 1431 01:35:47,740 --> 01:35:49,870 我們不會坐視不理 1432 01:35:49,870 --> 01:35:51,290 會從後面射擊掩護 1433 01:35:56,620 --> 01:35:57,710 唉，再看看吧 1434 01:35:57,710 --> 01:36:02,090 但猴子幫人類擋子彈 1435 01:36:02,090 --> 01:36:03,960 本來就理所當然啊 1436 01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:08,760 果然啊 1437 01:36:10,930 --> 01:36:15,430 好啊，反正我也猜到你會這麼想 1438 01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:19,900 那我就不避諱說出我的條件囉 1439 01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:23,860 戰事贏了就給我武士身分　-你？ 1440 01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:25,610 對　-你當武士？ 1441 01:36:25,900 --> 01:36:26,820 沒錯 1442 01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:29,620 有點強人所難 1443 01:36:30,490 --> 01:36:31,450 因為我是猴子？ 1444 01:36:33,660 --> 01:36:37,750 你想腿翹高高，坐在後面看我們打？ 1445 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:45,130 武士上戰場是要奮不顧身，死不足惜 1446 01:36:45,630 --> 01:36:49,130 所以平常才能插著兩把刀到處走動 1447 01:36:49,550 --> 01:36:51,720 言之有理 1448 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:57,140 正所謂養兵千日，用在一時 1449 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,730 內藤，你想輸給猴子嗎？ 1450 01:37:00,900 --> 01:37:05,400 全軍攻擊！ 1451 01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:07,150 聽到了沒！ 1452 01:37:07,740 --> 01:37:10,450 攻擊　-上啊！ 1453 01:37:24,420 --> 01:37:25,630 嘎嘰嘎嘰！ 1454 01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:38,270 猴子兵團果然身手矯健 1455 01:38:04,210 --> 01:38:07,960 長岡主馬在戰場上晃啊晃的 1456 01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:11,550 一個敵人都沒打倒 1457 01:38:11,930 --> 01:38:12,760 啊！ 1458 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:18,850 長岡很安心 1459 01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:23,440 心想「有猴子擋在我前面真好」 1460 01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,360 哇 1461 01:38:27,110 --> 01:38:27,980 抱歉 1462 01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:37,990 不是，搞錯了喔，我是夥伴！ 1463 01:38:51,340 --> 01:38:56,720 長岡主馬，享年三十五歲，終身未婚 1464 01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:12,990 「超級蛋蛋豆皮大摩擦」 1465 01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:15,530 現在不是亂取名字的時候 1466 01:39:22,250 --> 01:39:23,660 去死吧 1467 01:39:28,670 --> 01:39:30,800 小論呢？　-天知道 1468 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:34,880 你少給我裝傻喔 1469 01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:37,680 你想對她怎麼樣？快說！ 1470 01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:39,890 我都說我不知道了啊 1471 01:39:40,430 --> 01:39:44,480 你這窮鬼浪人，想好處和女人一把抓？ 1472 01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:51,440 一切都是因為你和內藤引起的 1473 01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:54,530 我會把你們供出來喔 1474 01:40:04,710 --> 01:40:07,870 媽的，這大嘴巴密探 1475 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:15,760 走吧 1476 01:40:16,090 --> 01:40:17,260 咦？　-快走 1477 01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:21,050 江下之魂次，享年三十八歲 1478 01:40:21,050 --> 01:40:24,350 密探界的癡情男子漢 1479 01:40:24,350 --> 01:40:25,180 小論 1480 01:40:31,730 --> 01:40:35,610 大臼，目標是主樓，一舉攻下來 1481 01:40:39,910 --> 01:40:42,080 等一下　-幹嘛？ 1482 01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,620 先退到土牆後方　-為何？ 1483 01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:47,620 殿下有難 1484 01:40:56,420 --> 01:40:58,220 那我上　-不行 1485 01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:01,760 先退回土牆，觀察形勢 1486 01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:04,890 什麼話！好不容易才攻過來的 1487 01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:08,270 後面還有數百倍的敵人，怎麼贏？ 1488 01:41:08,810 --> 01:41:11,480 笨猴子哪會想到這些 1489 01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:13,860 趕快下決定 1490 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,150 自己看 1491 01:41:37,090 --> 01:41:38,050 我說過啦 1492 01:41:39,130 --> 01:41:41,800 我能集結全日本的猴子 1493 01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:03,070 嘎嘰嘎嘰！ 1494 01:42:27,010 --> 01:42:28,930 天啊 1495 01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:37,190 街道北方滿是猴群 1496 01:42:37,190 --> 01:42:39,400 搞不好有一億多隻 1497 01:42:41,650 --> 01:42:44,450 猴子…怎樣？殺了猴子？ 1498 01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:48,450 該屎就讓他屎，該嘔吐就讓他嘔吐！ 1499 01:42:49,700 --> 01:42:51,660 戴上這個，猴子就不會攻擊您 1500 01:42:51,660 --> 01:42:54,420 真的嗎？ 1501 01:42:54,540 --> 01:42:56,880 阿修　-大哥 1502 01:42:58,130 --> 01:43:01,130 你快爬到塔台上，快啦 1503 01:43:01,130 --> 01:43:05,930 有任何人士或猴子要靠近我們 1504 01:43:05,930 --> 01:43:07,430 就讓他們通通嘔吐 1505 01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:10,140 嘔…嘔吐… 1506 01:43:10,390 --> 01:43:12,850 他們是欠規劃欠分辨欠教育欠思考 1507 01:43:12,850 --> 01:43:15,270 生活詭異的腐爛人類 1508 01:43:15,690 --> 01:43:18,440 我要你讓他們全部嘔吐 1509 01:43:18,730 --> 01:43:19,480 快去！ 1510 01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:22,240 現在就去　-快啊 1511 01:43:22,650 --> 01:43:24,450 快去　-快去 1512 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:27,120 是，大哥 1513 01:44:03,150 --> 01:44:04,490 阿修，你在幹嘛？ 1514 01:44:24,670 --> 01:44:26,840 內藤，這是怎樣？ 1515 01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:28,130 不知道 1516 01:44:28,340 --> 01:44:31,510 北方有猴子，南方有傻子逼近 1517 01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:35,730 才剛交戰，卻飄上天，爆炸身亡 1518 01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:37,850 正是如此 1519 01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:39,480 太郎 1520 01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:41,480 二郎 1521 01:44:42,770 --> 01:44:45,530 變太郎 1522 01:44:45,860 --> 01:44:48,860 花子 1523 01:44:49,410 --> 01:44:50,370 殿下 1524 01:44:51,740 --> 01:44:53,160 阿修叛變了 1525 01:44:53,740 --> 01:44:56,330 阿修，那個蠢蛋？ 1526 01:45:01,380 --> 01:45:02,500 又來了 1527 01:45:06,380 --> 01:45:11,470 我們束手無策，他只聽茶山的話 1528 01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:13,300 快想想辦法啊，小掛 1529 01:45:13,430 --> 01:45:17,810 蛤？說起來都是你造成的耶 1530 01:45:18,140 --> 01:45:22,020 你說他派得上用場，就把他塞給我們 1531 01:45:22,020 --> 01:45:24,360 現在這就是報應 1532 01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:26,900 休得無禮　-還算公道 1533 01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:31,240 我軍本應該認真訂定計畫 1534 01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:34,030 即使玷污雙手也在所不惜 1535 01:45:34,660 --> 01:45:38,290 你又要當公道伯的話就免了吧 1536 01:45:38,290 --> 01:45:39,460 什麼？ 1537 01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:04,770 小內，要阻止這場爆炸並不難 1538 01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:08,480 閣下有何高見？ 1539 01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:11,030 用弓箭或槍炮把那傢伙殺了就成 1540 01:46:12,780 --> 01:46:15,280 對喔，這樣啊 1541 01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:19,700 但這也改變不了什麼 1542 01:46:20,710 --> 01:46:22,710 最根本的問題是在於… 1543 01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:25,580 為何人類會引起爆炸 1544 01:46:25,590 --> 01:46:28,050 然後由我們猴子來解釋這一切 1545 01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:34,050 阿修此刻開心到不行 1546 01:46:34,050 --> 01:46:35,640 大哥 1547 01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,180 從小就被人當傻瓜虐待 1548 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:42,690 讓他每次都認為是因為自己太笨 1549 01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:48,980 阿修承受了所有痛苦，唯一的樂趣… 1550 01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:52,320 就是使東西漂浮，讓它爆炸 1551 01:46:53,450 --> 01:46:57,490 傻瓜，你怎麼可以把它炸掉 1552 01:46:57,660 --> 01:47:01,910 他深信做了這些壞事，會被大人罵 1553 01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:05,330 對不起　-聽好，不准再犯囉 1554 01:47:05,580 --> 01:47:08,880 我的錢　-是你叫我騎我才騎的耶 1555 01:47:09,300 --> 01:47:12,840 誰要付你錢啊，白癡 1556 01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:15,220 之後他一邊當驛使 1557 01:47:16,590 --> 01:47:20,180 有時會一邊躲起來使用念力 1558 01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:22,180 每次都覺得很罪惡 1559 01:47:23,850 --> 01:47:26,150 這是他第一次被允許… 1560 01:47:26,150 --> 01:47:28,730 可以肆無忌憚大加爆破 1561 01:47:28,730 --> 01:47:30,820 但阿修的心情卻不開朗 1562 01:47:42,660 --> 01:47:45,500 阿修倒在塔台上 1563 01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:47,290 最後一刻想的是 1564 01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:54,050 「我覺得還是當驛使的時候最開心」 1565 01:47:54,590 --> 01:47:57,930 「雖然有客人會因為我笨不付錢」 1566 01:47:58,510 --> 01:47:59,800 「但我還是很開心」 1567 01:48:00,970 --> 01:48:03,310 他帶著這個想法死了 1568 01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:05,060 得年二十五歲 1569 01:48:17,410 --> 01:48:20,030 嘔吐！嘔吐！嘔吐！ 1570 01:48:20,410 --> 01:48:22,080 不錯喔　-是啊 1571 01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:26,250 條蟲覺得悶了，繼續晃肚吧 1572 01:48:26,580 --> 01:48:30,170 繼續晃，晃更用力 1573 01:48:30,170 --> 01:48:33,590 晃啊，繼續晃吧 1574 01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:35,590 再用力一點 1575 01:48:35,590 --> 01:48:38,880 繼續晃，晃更多 1576 01:48:39,590 --> 01:48:41,930 他們不需要有人帶領 1577 01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:44,010 一群木偶聚集在河邊 1578 01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:45,720 人家做啥就跟著做 1579 01:48:45,730 --> 01:48:47,810 有人在排隊就過去排 1580 01:48:47,810 --> 01:48:50,060 也不問是賣些什麼 1581 01:48:50,060 --> 01:48:52,770 絕對不用自己大腦思考 1582 01:48:52,770 --> 01:48:56,610 卻深信自己是獨一無二 1583 01:48:56,740 --> 01:49:01,530 這種人哪有可能不去晃肚呢 1584 01:49:15,670 --> 01:49:16,550 小論 1585 01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:24,760 好，通常這種情況 1586 01:49:25,020 --> 01:49:29,020 故事都會安排重要人物留著 1587 01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:31,940 讓那些小角色先去死一死 1588 01:49:32,270 --> 01:49:35,440 但是，有時也有例外 1589 01:49:37,110 --> 01:49:38,740 就是這個男的 1590 01:49:38,740 --> 01:49:41,910 看我啊，小論，耶！ 1591 01:49:43,370 --> 01:49:45,450 一起來嘛，來嘛 1592 01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:49,450 快過來，來嘛 1593 01:49:49,460 --> 01:49:52,080 小論，一起來啊 1594 01:49:52,710 --> 01:49:54,880 小論，小論，小論 1595 01:50:01,090 --> 01:50:04,680 歐吐！嘔吐！嘔吐 1596 01:50:04,850 --> 01:50:05,970 這群混帳 1597 01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:07,600 小論 1598 01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:09,640 十之進大人 1599 01:50:14,150 --> 01:50:15,480 你為什麼會在這？ 1600 01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:41,340 就算不用這個，我也是可以說瘋就瘋 1601 01:50:44,220 --> 01:50:45,350 走吧 1602 01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:18,590 算了 1603 01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:30,560 大臼放棄了 1604 01:51:32,230 --> 01:51:33,180 他原打算以一隻猴子的身分 1605 01:51:33,190 --> 01:51:39,230 進到管理層，打破現實，建立新世界 1606 01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:44,440 但這和一般的革命沒啥不同 1607 01:51:44,450 --> 01:51:46,860 也不算特別創新 1608 01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:49,280 他算是吃了敗仗 1609 01:51:52,450 --> 01:51:54,290 壯志未酬 1610 01:51:58,290 --> 01:52:01,630 突然間，牠不再說話 1611 01:52:02,460 --> 01:52:04,380 而是像猴子般地大叫 1612 01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:36,000 小論 1613 01:52:38,870 --> 01:52:40,670 你去變粉客棧等我 1614 01:52:43,170 --> 01:52:45,010 等我搞定這一切 1615 01:52:46,720 --> 01:52:48,510 一定過去接你 1616 01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:09,610 猴群撤退到天上了 1617 01:53:09,950 --> 01:53:11,910 沒了猴子就沒勝算 1618 01:53:12,700 --> 01:53:16,200 殿下，我們輸了 1619 01:53:16,540 --> 01:53:17,960 還沒輸 1620 01:53:21,290 --> 01:53:24,670 晃肚黨的成員，都是我們的藩民 1621 01:53:25,090 --> 01:53:28,920 既然如此，就由本王去開導他們 1622 01:53:39,100 --> 01:53:40,730 那麼，諸位愛卿 1623 01:53:42,360 --> 01:53:44,060 我們尊大寺見 1624 01:53:45,650 --> 01:53:47,280 聽著 1625 01:53:53,490 --> 01:53:54,660 聽我說 1626 01:53:55,740 --> 01:53:57,620 我的藩民們 1627 01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:00,080 你們被騙了 1628 01:54:00,580 --> 01:54:03,670 醒醒吧，快醒來啊 1629 01:54:03,830 --> 01:54:07,210 聽好，你們全被騙了 1630 01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:09,470 清醒一點啊 1631 01:54:12,010 --> 01:54:13,010 走開 1632 01:54:17,890 --> 01:54:19,270 還是不行 1633 01:54:21,230 --> 01:54:24,770 事態怎麼會變得這麼嚴重？ 1634 01:54:26,270 --> 01:54:28,070 是啊，為什麼？ 1635 01:54:28,780 --> 01:54:30,950 小掛，你還活著啊？ 1636 01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:47,750 你真的… 1637 01:54:49,710 --> 01:54:51,630 搞定一切了 1638 01:55:24,580 --> 01:55:25,960 我是… 1639 01:55:26,460 --> 01:55:30,630 龐克武士！ 1640 01:55:39,510 --> 01:55:41,100 好燙喔 1641 01:55:41,390 --> 01:55:44,020 肚子好痛，而且好燙 1642 01:55:44,140 --> 01:55:48,650 痛痛痛，痛死我了，好燙喔 1643 01:55:48,770 --> 01:55:50,270 燙 1644 01:55:59,030 --> 01:56:02,580 痛、痛、痛啊 1645 01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:06,170 媽的，痛死我了 1646 01:56:07,460 --> 01:56:09,500 哇，我肚子好痛 1647 01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,340 喂，快看 1648 01:56:14,550 --> 01:56:15,630 感覺怪怪的 1649 01:56:15,760 --> 01:56:19,510 你們看他…他叫什麼名字來著？ 1650 01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,680 他是「御糞糰」了 1651 01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:24,560 成了吞掉世界那隻條蟲的「御糞糰」 1652 01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:27,100 大家快看啊 1653 01:56:27,230 --> 01:56:29,020 各位繼續鬧吧 1654 01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:32,070 傾全力存在去否定存在 1655 01:56:32,070 --> 01:56:33,900 條蟲覺得悶了　-閉嘴啦 1656 01:56:34,360 --> 01:56:37,360 你們也快點晃肚，快！ 1657 01:56:37,950 --> 01:56:39,700 快啊，媽的 1658 01:56:42,580 --> 01:56:45,750 啊！這就是嘔吐啊 1659 01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:51,920 我走囉 1660 01:56:55,630 --> 01:56:58,010 和教條寫的一樣 1661 01:56:59,340 --> 01:57:02,050 我們也要像他一樣 1662 01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:06,640 他現在很空虛，孤獨一人 1663 01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:11,770 看啊，每個人都只有一個肛門 1664 01:57:11,980 --> 01:57:16,110 大家的肛門都不同，都是不同的屎人 1665 01:57:16,280 --> 01:57:21,120 大家都不同才好，快點追隨他 1666 01:57:25,910 --> 01:57:27,830 快！ 1667 01:57:36,340 --> 01:57:39,760 阿母啊… 1668 01:57:44,430 --> 01:57:47,730 恭喜你！恭喜 1669 01:57:49,350 --> 01:57:50,900 恭喜啊 1670 01:58:48,700 --> 01:58:49,870 好吧 1671 01:59:20,230 --> 01:59:22,650 我要睡一下 1672 01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:27,280 睡醒之後，全都會成為一場夢 1673 01:59:27,620 --> 01:59:28,870 要等我喔 1674 02:00:01,730 --> 02:00:02,570 小論 1675 02:00:13,790 --> 02:00:15,460 您總算來了 1676 02:00:17,830 --> 02:00:20,000 太好了，你平安無事 1677 02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:25,420 發生了一堆難以理解的事 1678 02:00:26,260 --> 02:00:30,390 猴子在說話，阿修用了超能力 1679 02:00:30,760 --> 02:00:33,810 我…砍了數不清的人 1680 02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:36,060 而且還活著 1681 02:00:37,310 --> 02:00:38,770 也沒有瘋 1682 02:00:45,110 --> 02:00:46,450 有什麼好笑的？ 1683 02:00:48,070 --> 02:00:49,570 您也太天真 1684 02:00:51,490 --> 02:00:54,660 那我請教您 1685 02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:59,790 其他的事您就能理解嗎？ 1686 02:01:00,290 --> 02:01:01,460 其他事？ 1687 02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:02,840 例如說 1688 02:01:06,510 --> 02:01:07,340 那個 1689 02:01:13,470 --> 02:01:15,390 那是什麼？ 1690 02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:18,980 那玩意不存在於大自然中 1691 02:01:20,190 --> 02:01:22,230 但它存在 1692 02:01:24,020 --> 02:01:25,780 如同茶山大人所言 1693 02:01:26,490 --> 02:01:30,700 當今的現實就是個謊言 1694 02:01:42,210 --> 02:01:44,920 這世界可能真是個謊言 1695 02:01:47,010 --> 02:01:48,550 但我還活著 1696 02:01:49,630 --> 02:01:51,180 我和他們不同 1697 02:01:52,180 --> 02:01:54,720 不屬於任何社會或組織 1698 02:01:54,970 --> 02:01:57,720 我啥都不信，就這樣清醒而活 1699 02:01:58,480 --> 02:02:01,980 不過問任何事，世界怎樣與我無關 1700 02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:06,650 我就是…龐克武士 1701 02:02:09,950 --> 02:02:11,240 你願意追隨… 1702 02:02:12,910 --> 02:02:14,200 像我這樣的人嗎？ 1703 02:02:16,160 --> 02:02:16,990 願意 1704 02:02:18,160 --> 02:02:19,250 隨您至天涯海角 1705 02:02:25,090 --> 02:02:25,920 小論 1706 02:02:38,770 --> 02:02:40,600 為什麼？ 1707 02:02:43,900 --> 02:02:45,940 你忘了我的長相了嗎？ 1708 02:02:48,360 --> 02:02:49,400 就是你… 1709 02:02:50,150 --> 02:02:52,400 殺了我的父親 1710 02:02:54,780 --> 02:02:55,990 你貴人多忘事？ 1711 02:02:57,200 --> 02:02:58,700 我和我生病的父親 1712 02:02:59,700 --> 02:03:03,710 裝成可憐的盲人，在路邊行乞 1713 02:03:12,090 --> 02:03:13,840 這是我的復仇 1714 02:03:16,010 --> 02:03:19,640 我裝成對你有意思接近你 1715 02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:22,310 就是為了要殺你 1716 02:03:30,030 --> 02:03:32,820 掛十之進，你罪有應得 1717 02:03:39,240 --> 02:03:41,330 為什麼啊？ 1718 02:03:44,330 --> 02:03:47,170 是你說這世界是個謊言的 1719 02:03:49,340 --> 02:03:51,670 那你為何還要報仇 1720 02:03:52,550 --> 02:03:57,680 為何執迷於這種因果報應 1721 02:03:58,600 --> 02:04:02,180 反正這世界也是一團糟 1722 02:04:03,230 --> 02:04:07,020 這世界是坨屎，真相根本不算什麼 1723 02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:13,860 你何不就忘了那些，輕鬆過活就好 1724 02:04:14,400 --> 02:04:15,820 因為我不爽 1725 02:04:18,070 --> 02:04:19,160 而且 1726 02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:24,330 就是因為世界是這樣 1727 02:04:25,460 --> 02:04:28,790 所以有些事我絕不能退讓 1728 02:04:38,800 --> 02:04:42,350 小掛趴在地上心想我在這謊言世界 1729 02:04:42,350 --> 02:04:46,640 被人用竹板插進肝臟致死 1730 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:51,230 希望最後能再看一眼小論的容顏 1731 02:04:52,070 --> 02:04:54,230 但她頭也不回地走了 1732 02:05:11,880 --> 02:05:15,340 小論朝萬里無雲的天空吐了口氣 1733 02:05:15,340 --> 02:05:17,840 如此美麗虛幻 1734 02:05:17,840 --> 02:05:19,720 不正是虛構故事該有的嗎 1735 02:05:21,930 --> 02:05:25,270 龐克武士，被砍到死 1736 02:05:37,190 --> 02:05:39,990 來吧，強尼 1737 02:05:45,120 --> 02:05:48,750 就是現在！ 1738 02:05:52,290 --> 02:05:54,130 （片名：龐克武士） 1739 02:05:54,130 --> 02:05:57,510 我去他媽的狗屎上帝 1740 02:05:57,510 --> 02:06:00,970 我可是無政府主義 1741 02:06:00,970 --> 02:06:02,390 我不知道我想要的 1742 02:06:02,390 --> 02:06:04,600 但我能弄到手裡 1743 02:06:04,600 --> 02:06:08,020 我要毀掉一切該死的東西 1744 02:06:08,020 --> 02:06:18,820 因為我就要無政府主義 1745 02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:21,990 狗官都別在這裡 1746 02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:26,120 大英帝國的無政府主義 1747 02:06:26,120 --> 02:06:29,700 未來某個時候就將來臨 1748 02:06:29,700 --> 02:06:33,290 只要我癱瘓交通，找個好時機 1749 02:06:33,290 --> 02:06:36,130 反正你們的願景只是瘋狂血拼 1750 02:06:36,130 --> 02:06:47,850 因為我就要無政府主義 1751 02:06:48,680 --> 02:06:51,270 在這座城市裡 1752 02:07:10,750 --> 02:07:14,370 有多少手段能弄到你要的？ 1753 02:07:14,370 --> 02:07:16,170 我用最菁英的 1754 02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:17,920 我用你不屑的 1755 02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:21,460 我利用你的宿敵 1756 02:07:21,470 --> 02:07:24,470 我利用無政府主義 1757 02:07:24,470 --> 02:07:36,270 因為我就要無政府主義 1758 02:07:37,650 --> 02:07:40,320 這是唯一能夠做的 1759 02:07:54,080 --> 02:07:57,460 安哥拉人民解放運動在這裡？ 1760 02:07:57,460 --> 02:08:01,000 阿爾斯特防衛協會在這裡？ 1761 02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:04,630 還是愛爾蘭共和軍？ 1762 02:08:04,630 --> 02:08:08,050 我以為這裡是英國？ 1763 02:08:08,050 --> 02:08:19,150 還是是哪個不知名的國家？ 1764 02:08:19,480 --> 02:08:22,820 抑或是某個議會在經營？ 1765 02:08:22,820 --> 02:08:33,750 我就要無政府主義 1766 02:08:36,870 --> 02:08:48,760 我就要無政府主義 1767 02:08:49,050 --> 02:08:50,970 你懂不懂我的意義？ 1768 02:08:51,220 --> 02:09:01,400 我就要無政府主義 1769 02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:08,570 再次強調我很生氣，毀滅殆盡 1770 02:09:22,340 --> 02:09:28,630 我不去理解什麼叫正確結束 1771 02:09:28,630 --> 02:09:33,760 所以我們就互相弄髒玷污 1772 02:09:34,970 --> 02:09:38,100 到了明日我或許會恍然大悟 1773 02:09:38,100 --> 02:09:43,690 我只會嘆息，即使出現錯誤 1774 02:09:43,690 --> 02:09:47,240 再請你對我加以饒恕 1775 02:09:47,240 --> 02:09:57,910 夜之行速，終點已進逼上路 1776 02:09:59,870 --> 02:10:05,420 在你的溫度之中 1777 02:10:05,420 --> 02:10:12,550 我漸漸體悟、漸漸體悟、體悟 1778 02:10:12,550 --> 02:10:23,400 夜之行速，黎明已靠近上路 1779 02:10:25,190 --> 02:10:30,650 我們倆最後的夢 1780 02:10:30,650 --> 02:10:38,660 我漸漸體悟、漸漸體悟、體悟 1781 02:10:46,090 --> 02:10:48,500 （本片有部分字彙使用上並不恰當） （然基於時代背景設定和作品特性） 1782 02:10:48,510 --> 02:10:50,590 （以及對於原著之尊重） （故作此表現） 121832

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