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♪ Caroline laughs
and it's raining all day ♪

♪ She loves to be
one of the girls ♪

♪ She lives in the place
In the side of our lives ♪

♪ Where nothing is
ever put straight ♪

♪ She turns herself round
and she smiles and she says ♪

♪ This is it,
that's the end of the joke ♪

♪ And loses herself
in her dreaming and sleep ♪

♪ And her lovers walk
through in their coats ♪

♪ She's ♪

♪ Pretty in pink ♪

Daddy, it's 7:30!

♪ Pretty in pink ♪♪

Daddy, it's 7:30.

Daddy, wake up!

Morning, Daddy.
Come on, wake up.

Wake up. Come on, wake up.

There's your coffee,
right there.

Oh, where am I?

Here, I want you
to drink this.

Then I want you
to take a shower.

Then I want you
to get dressed.

There are your clothes,
right there.

And then I want you to go to see
the woman about the job, okay?

Today, you promised.
I know.

What would I do without
you nagging me all the time?

You really want me
to answer that?

God, I've been getting in
kind of late lately.

We haven't had a
chance to talk or anything.

Oh, don't worry about it.
There hasn't been a lot to say.

Is everything
all right with you?

Yeah.

Is school good?

No, but it never is.

Have you been
asked to the prom?

No.

Not yet.

When was the last time I
told you how beautiful you are?

About yesterday.

Hey, hey, turn around.

What?

You know what. Come
here, let me see this outfit.

And is this
your latest creation?

Uh-huh.
This is it.

My God, what did
that cost you?

Oh, about $15 for the
shoes, secondhand,

and I made the rest.

Unbelievable.

I was thinking maybe that you
could do something with this.

Maybe put
some ruffles up here.

Come on, get up!
No, really, I mean it.

This means a lot to me.

Honey, I'm perfectly happy
with what I'm doing.

You're perfectly happy
with part-time work?

No, that's why
I'm getting up.

Okay. I'll make you
some breakfast.

I'm up!

Hi, Blane.

Hi, Kate. How you doing?

Fine. How are you?
Good.

Good morning!

Welcome to another day
of higher education.

Hi, Duckie.
How are you?

Mmm, not all that bad,
considering I'm in this dump.

You know, this is a really
volcanic ensemble you're wearing.

It's really marvelous.

Volcanic? Well, you
know, hot, dangerous.

Are you gonna go
to class today?

Well, I don't know
if I'm emotionally ready.

Oh, go for it.
It's virtually painless.

Excuse me.

I gotta go, okay?
I'll see you at lunch.

Okay, well, listen,

I'll call ahead
to the cafeteria

and make a couple
of reservations.

You know, two by
the window. Sure.

Ah, well, no. You don't like to sit
in the sun. Okay, something else.

Uh, listen, may I
admire you again today?

Oh, ladies, ladies, uh, listen, I
may be able to work out a deal

where either one
or the both of you

could be pregnant
by the holidays.

What do you say?

Some argue that the New Deal
saved the capitalist system.

And as evidence that
the Roosevelt administration

was trying to avoid
excessive governmental power

rather than implant socialism,

in his first act as President,

Mr. Roosevelt enacted the
Emergency Banking Act,

and he refused to consider
nationalization.

Where'd you get your clothes,
five-and-dime store?

Attractive.

Is there a problem, ladies?

No.

No.

Andie, is there something going
on between you and these ladies?

No, not that I'm aware of.

I'd like to apologize on behalf of
Miss Trombley and Miss Hanson.

These two young ladies
will be thinking of you tonight

as they write a summary of the
chapters that we've just covered.

Great.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Um,

there's nothing wrong
with me. I mean, I'm fine.

Can you just forget
about the chapter?

Yes?

We'll take the chapter.

Fine, let's go on.

The Emergency Banking Act.

I'll see you guys later.

Hey, see ya.
Bye.

Oh, Andie,
you look ravishing.

So we graduate in a month.

Now, I want to know when it is
that you and I are gonna get together

and do something.

Try never.

Well, I'm talking about
more than sex here.

No, you're not.

You know, I've liked you
for four years,

and you treat me
like shit, you know.

I don't-- I don't understand
that. What's your problem?

Can you get
off of my car?

You know, I've been out
with a lot of girls at this school.

I don't see what
makes you so different.

I have some taste.

You're a bitch.

You know, I think
you ought to see a doctor,

'cause that condition of yours
could get a lot worse.

Applause, applause,

applause.

This is beautiful.

It's so modern.

I mean, is this fab, or what?

It's great.

I'm very,
very good at this.

I know.

Such a waste that I run
a lowly little retail outlet.

No, not if you're good at it.

I'm good in bed.
Should I be a whore?

It's great.

Mmm.

Did you say that you
went to your prom?

Yeah, sure.

Was it terrible?

It was the worst.

But it's supposed to be,
you know what I mean?

But you have to go, right?

Well, you don't have to.

I mean, it's not
a requirement.

I have this girlfriend
who didn't go to hers,

and every once in a while she gets
this really terrible feeling, you know,

like something is missing.

She checks her purse,
you know, she checks her keys,

she counts her kids, she goes
crazy, and then she realizes

that nothing is missing.

She decided it was side
effects from skipping the prom.

I don't know.
I mean, part of me says

just go
and get it over with.

And this other
part of me says

it's a stupid tradition
and what's the point?

Well, you know, you
could say that life itself

is a stupid tradition.

But don't analyze it, just go.

Put that back!

You missed my eye
by an inch!

Half an inch.

This ain't the public library,
light fingers!

I'll get it.

Trax, what do you want?

Tyrone, you blow.

Yeah, I'm workin'.
Leave me alone.

That's thrilling!

I cook for you,
I do your laundry,

I sleep with you,
now you want a ride to work.

Please grow up!

Take the bus.

Take a cab.

How you doing?

Fine.
Good.

Can I help you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Can I get your opinion
on something here?

Maybe.

Maybe.

This any good?

Sticks and stones, Tyrone.

Sticks and stones.
It's hot. White hot.

Good, I'll take it.

Okay, um, will that be
cash or charge?

American Express
Platinum Card, maybe?

Take a bus to the zoo!

Cash.

You know,

every time you go to the
john, you lose IQ points.

It's Walter Mondale.

And just $7.50
is your change.

Thanks.

Tyrone, no.

I don't need a bag.
No?

No.

I can't do these things for you.

Thanks. Thanks.
Enjoy it.

Bondage has no place in my life.

Since when?

Since I spent the night tied
up in the backseat of your car!

♪ I stuck my head
out of an empty room ♪

♪ Expecting nothing
but the normal view ♪

♪ I swear I saw
the future below me ♪

♪ Spitting in the face
of doom, yes ♪

♪ Oh, I'm saying ♪

♪ Tonight, whoa, tonight ♪

♪ Rudy ♪

♪ Come on
and rule it tonight ♪

♪ Tonight, yeah, tonight ♪

♪ Rudy ♪

♪ Come on
and rule it tonight ♪

♪ Tonight ♪♪

Jena?
Yeah.

Would you ever consider going
out with somebody that had money?

I don't think
it makes a difference.

I mean, it's material.

Simon? Simon.

What would you do if your
father came home a rich man?

Kiss his ass.

See?

See what?

What Simon just said.

What...

Andie, what are you
getting at?

Are you-- Are you going out
with a rich guy or something?

I gotta go.

Hey, wait! Wait!
You didn't answer my question.

No.

Good. Simon, it's
been stimulating.

How long I been
coming here?

I don't know,
a couple years.

Okay, so, you know, we're
buddies. We're close, right?

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Very, pal.

Okay, so how many times
have you let me in?

I never let you in,
you know that.

So you see what I'm saying?

I don't know.
What are you saying?

What I'm saying is
my girlfriend is in there,

and I'm out here.

Well, she's a girl and she's
my friend, so she's a girlfriend.

But she's in there,
and I'm out here!

I mean, you're a sensitive,
sexually potent kind of guy.

You gotta know how that hurts.

Now let me ask you
a question, seriously.

Why does she come here,
knowing I don't let you in?

Huh? Think about it.

I don't know.

All right, my advice
to you is, uh, dump her.

Lose her.
You don't need that.

You see what I'm saying?

You see the point
I'm trying to make?

Love's a bitch, Duck.
Love's a bitch.

Ain't it the truth.
Oh, it's the truth.

High-five.
All right.

Go for it.

You wanna try
a cigarette? Come on.

Oh, the babe,
the babe, the babe.

Hey, honey, honey, let me
ask you a personal question.

If you worship the Duck, why don't
you hang out somewhere he could get in?

Good night,
Dice Man!

Hey, say hello to the wife and
kids, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

You see, the Dice Man is dyslexic.
He gets everything backwards.

What he meant to say was,
like, if I... It's okay, Duckie.

Oh, okay. 'Cause you're sure?
Because if he offended you,

I would gladly clean up
this parking lot with his butt.

No, I'm fine. Don't worry
about it. Okay. Okay.

You here long? No,
no. Three, four hours.

You have a good
time, at least? Uh-huh.

Oh, good, that's good.
Now, what now?

Bed.

Yours or mine?

Ours?

Nice try.

Okay. Can you at least
give me a ride home?

Yeah, get in.

Can I, like,
put my head in your lap?

No, wait, can I rest my head on
your shoulder and let you steer?

Get in, Duckie.

Okay.

These houses are amazing, Duck.

Hey, the first million I make,
I buy you one.

I hate this song.

They're so beautiful.

Hey, you want beauty,
look in the mirror.

This whole tape is horrible.

I--I must be going through,
like, a hormone thing,

'cause every song I
listen to is making me sick.

I mean, why can't I find
a decent song here?

That one's my favorite.

Are you deaf?

The house.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's-- That's--
That's a nice little--little crib.

I wonder what
it's like inside.

Well, what--what
difference does it make?

You know what the really
sad thing is though?

I bet the people that live there
don't think it's half as pretty as I do.

You know what I mean?
You know, Andie, I'm just...

They-- They just don't write
love songs like they used to.

It's... I'm...

I'm angry about this,
you know?

My evening's shot.

Just drive me home, now.

Hey.

Well,
the reason I came over,

I mean, other than I'd been
planning to come by and just say hello,

I wanted-- I wanted
to talk to you about Andie.

Yeah.

I mean, she's-- she's
an incredible individual.

I mean, you know that.
I mean, I'm there for her!

Whenever, however,
I'm there.

You can rest assured
that she's covered.

I don't want you to worry,
because my only future plans

are to make sure
that she's taken care of.

That's nice of you, Phil.

And I'd like to marry her.

Oh, well, not, you know, not--not
today, but eventually, I figure.

Well, does Andie know
how you feel about this?

No confirmation
on that just yet.

I mean, I'm-- I'm laying the
groundwork and everything, you know.

I'm thinking in terms of
housing, you know, food,

basic needs type of stuff.

But I'm picking my moment.

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean,
you understand, right?

Oh, sure. I felt the same way
about somebody myself.

Oh, a girl?

A girl.

Um, I loved her
and, uh, I m-married her.

And, uh, one day
she just split.

Oh, wait. This is--
This was Andie's mom?

Yeah.
Oh.

So, uh, I haven't seen her in, uh,
three years, you know, and, um...

But I still love her

just as much
as I ever did, you know.

I mean, you can love Andie,

but that doesn't mean
she's gonna love you back.

I mean, it doesn't mean
that she won't, but, uh,

what I'm trying to say is you
can't make it happen, you know?

It either will or it won't.
It's all in the heart.

Oh, yeah, sure, I...
Cardiovascular.

Yeah, I--I understand.
I--I--I been to school.

Yeah.

Well, uh, I got an appointment
with a vacuum cleaner.

Gotta go.

Hey, you're on a whole home
improvement jag here, aren't you?

Yeah. Turning
the old life around.

Oh, well, hey,
more power to you.

If Tina Turner can do it,
Jack Walsh can do it, too.

Well, thanks for
taking your time.

I really, you know...
I--I appreciate it.

My pleasure.

I'm off like a dirty shirt.

Tina Turner.

Hiya.

Um, oh, we just got
these glasses in.

They're really, um,

Yeah, I didn't like that
album I got the other day.

...dumb.

What?
What?

The record.
Oh, the record.

Yeah, I thought
it was a little too, uh...

Too hip, maybe?

Yeah, a little too hip.

Well, uh...

Think you can
recommend something else

a little less political,
or something?

Lionel Richie?

Nah.

No, uh, well, hmm,
Teena Marie, Madonna?

Madonna?

Yeah, Madonna.
That's awfully deep.

Yeah, very deep, but
she's got such great style.

Yeah, listen, um...

Um, that's the alarm.

Can you hold on
for a second? Sure.

Just... I'll--
I'll be right back.

Here, read this.

It's really good. Don't lose my...
No, no, no, you can use my...

Hold on.

What is this?

Hi! How's your day?

Baby bumps out
about 300 decibels, huh?

Did you do this?

Well, I'm not sure.

I mean, I was just
using your powder room,

and I decided
not to disturb you,

so I was going to
go out the back door.

But I guess I must've
touched something.

How'd you get in here?

Are you mad?
Yes, I'm mad.

There are public bathrooms
all over the place!

I'm not nine, Andie.
I know that.

It's just, it's
the end of the month.

They're out of
toilet-seat covers.

You know what an stickler
I am about personal hygiene, too.

That's ridiculous, Duckie.
Why don't you just stop making excuses?

Blane, what are you doing?

Hey, buddy, what's up?
Nothing, hanging out.

Well, what are you shopping
for, records or something?

I guess.

Did you find anything?

No, not really.
Not really.

Well, are we gonna
shoot some trap, or what?

'Cause, I mean, if we're gonna
shoot, we gotta shake it, man.

I don't have anyplace to go.

I like coming here,
excuse me very much.

It's okay. I'm sorry
for getting mad at you.

I gotta get back out in
front, okay? I'll see you later.

This is a shitty
alarm system.

I had to open and close the
door five times before it rang!

That's it, I'm leaving.
I'm not gonna stay here!

No, no way!

Uh, hi, it's 6:05, Duckie
Dale. Give me a call.

Um, 6:15, Duckie Dale
again. Call me, okay?

Andie, where are you? This is
the Duck. Give me a call, okay?

Uh, it's 6:28.

Please call,
please, please, please.

Uh, this is Duckie. Are you really
home and just not picking up?

'Cause if so, I feel like
a giant asshole here.

It's 6:31. Give me
a call, okay, please?

Andie, this is Steve.

Duckie, I'll just talk to you
in the morning, okay? Bye.

Tsk.

What are you doing up?
I didn't wake you up yet.

Well, I'm fixing you
breakfast.

One egg,
over-medium, and I fed the dog.

Did Daddy feed you?

Your egg, Madame.

Oh, I don't
eat eggs, Daddy.

Here, why don't you
go in and eat it?

I'll bring you your coffee
and juice, okay?

Okay.

Since when
don't you like eggs?

Oh, since about birth.
Don't worry about it.

Hey, you never told me
why you were up.

Well, it's morning.

Oh, you mean, why didn't you
have to drag my ass out of bed?

Okay.

Well, I got a job.

No.

Yeah.

Where?

Um, well, I'll tell you
after I start.

When's that?

Soon.

I'm so proud of you!
You got the job.

No big deal.

Yes, it is a big deal.

It's a very big deal.

Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'm gonna be late for school.

You tell me all about it
tonight. I'm so proud of you.

All right,
it'll be real good.

Hi, guys.

How you doing?

Fine.

You?
Okay.

And you?

Well, I just said
I was fine.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

No, it's okay.

So is this your
first time out here?

Yeah.

I don't think I'm very
popular out here, either.

Oh, I don't know.
You're just fine inside.

I don't know.

I'm not really into
all this shit, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, um, I really liked
your computer trick.

Clever, huh?

Terribly clever,
yeah, terribly.

Are you late for something?

Yeah, I am,
as a matter of fact.

But, I mean,
it's no big deal. It's fine.

Um...

Listen, do you wanna...
Do you wanna go out Friday?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Sure.

Yeah. Okay.
Sure.

Uh, 7:00, okay?
Yeah, that's fine.

Great, great. Well, where
do you live? I'll pick you up.

Where do you live?

Oh, no,
I'm sorry. Um...

I'm gonna be
working on Friday,

so you can just
pick me up at the mall.

Okay.
Okay?

Bye.
See you.

Hey, Blane.
How you doing?

Hey, buddy,
what's up?

What are you up to?

Oh, not much.
Going to class.

Well, I saw you outside.

So?

So what were you doing?

What are you, my mother?

Come on, I gotta go.
I'll see you later.

Blane, what's going on?

Nothing.

Well, not nothing. I mean, I
saw you talking to that chick.

What's her name?
Eddie or something.

So what do you care?

Listen, my best friend is conversing
with a mutant, you know, and I'm curious.

I don't think that's any
reason to get defensive.

I'm not defensive.

I just happen
to like her, all right?

Listen, all right, it's, you know, it's
your life. It's none of my business.

You really don't think
she's got something?

No.

I really don't, I'm sorry.

You're gonna be late, buddy.

Okay, the Warsaw Pact is a treaty
that was signed by the Soviet Union

and its seven East
European satellites, okay?

And what it did was it...

It established a mutual defense
organization as a counterweight to NATO.

Duckie.

What? What? What? What?

Well, what did I put?

You wrote, "The Warsaw Pact is
the pact that's named after Warsaw."

Uh-huh?

So a teacher's just gonna know
that you're just bullshitting.

Okay, okay. What
about the rest of it?

Well, the Russian Revolution
did not take place in Germany.

Ow!

Well, what was
Karl Marx then?

He was a German.

Well, there you go.

Yes, but his being German
doesn't have anything to do

with where the Russian
Revolution occurred.

Okay, okay.

Okay, Duckie, can I propose
something to you

without you getting
upset or angry?

Well, that depends.

On what?

I don't know, I just
said that. Go ahead.

Well, I propose that you're
deliberately flunking your courses

so that you can
stay in high school.

Get out of here!
W-W-Why would I do that?

I don't know, you tell me.

Well, I'm not,
so there's nothing to tell.

Well, you know, you're not
always one to face things.

What? Since when?
What--What am I not facing?

The future.

Well, whether or not you face
the future, it happens, right?

You run yourself down.
Why do you do that?

I am not running myself down.
You think I'm running...

I don't think
I'm running myself down.

Why?
Because of the way I dress?

'Cause-- 'Cause I can
laugh at myself?

That's called
a sense of humor.

You should get one,
they're nice.

What are we
gonna do next year?

Well, according to you,
I'll still be in high school.

No, I'm serious.

I mean, not a day has
passed in, what, eight years

when I didn't see you or
talk to you at least 20 times.

Well, that's devotion.

I know, and even though
I sometimes get angry,

you know
that I secretly love it.

You see, I knew that.

You know, I hope I'm not
the only one in the world

that knows what
an incredible person you are.

Well, at this point in time,
I'm afraid you are, honey.

Okay, I'm gonna get something to drink,
and then we work, okay? You promise?

Oh, you bet.
Okay, what do you want?

Oh, beer, Scotch,
juice box, whatever.

Okay.

Oh, God.

I love this woman.

I love this woman,
and I have to tell her.

And if she laughs, she laughs.

And if she doesn't love me,
she doesn't love me.

But if I don't find out...

Oh, I love her too much.

♪ Love is real ♪

Thank you, thank you.

♪ Real is love ♪

You're a wonderful crowd here,
you know that.

♪ Love is living ♪

You're fabulous.
I do love you.

I do love you.
You're gorgeous.

I love your hair.

♪ Love is feeling ♪

♪ Feeling love ♪

♪ Love is wanting ♪♪

She's gonna laugh.

Would I blame her?

Here you go.
Oh, shit.

Honey, thanks, but I'm
gonna split, you know.

Why? What about
your paper?

Uh, that's-- that's what I'm
gonna do, you see, 'cause...

I mean, if you help me,
thanks a lot, but--but it'll-- it'll...

It won't be my work.
It'll be bogus.

And you know, I guess
I'll see you in the a.m.

Hey, drinking
and driving don't mix.

That's why I ride a bike.

I got it.
Over here.

Get it!

So, uh, what's the deal? Are
you going out this weekend?

I don't know. I'm
not sure yet. Mmm?

Why? What are you
gonna do? Stay at home.

Yeah, you gonna
study again? Probably.

Would you put that out? No.

Well, you study so much,
it makes me ill.

I just don't
see the point.

You don't?
Mmm-mmm.

I don't wanna work in a
record store my whole life.

Yeah, what do you
wanna be, a doctor?

Oh, God. Here we go.

Okay,
let's go, everybody.

Get in your lines, please.
Thank you.

Fulmeister.

Here!

Besset!

Basono!
Yeah.

Look at that girl's shoes.
Goulong!

- Oh, look. Watch out.
- Yorkland!

Deeds! Do we smell bad
or something?

- Hey, Benny.
- Fox!

Penfield! I hope they
shrivel up and fall off, okay?

What was that, Miss Hoeman?

Um...

I said, I hope they
shrivel up and fall off.

You hope what
shrivels up and falls off?

Her breasts, Miss Dietz.

Shut up!
I'm sorry.

You are out of here, Hoeman.

Yeah.

Bye-bye. Bye, girls.

So, uh, do you share
your partner's attitude?

No, I don't.

Eat shit.

Excuse me, Miss Dietz.

You've only got
a couple of months left.

You're doing extremely well
in your courses,

and I think your chances of
getting a scholarship are excellent.

I know this, Mr. Donnelly.

Why are you in here now?

I don't know. I guess I
just got a little fed up.

With what?

The way that we get treated.

Look, uh,

you're getting
a top-notch education here,

and I just don't wanna
see you throw it away.

I'm getting a better education
than I deserve. I'm lucky.

I'm fortunate that the good
people of this community

allow me to attend
this school.

Again, you are
misunderstanding me.

No, I understand everything,
Mr. Donnelly.

I don't need to have it
explained to me. I live it.

It's just sometimes I get a little
upset, and I lose my temper.

I just don't like
to see my friends

getting dumped on or punished
for defending themselves.

Well, uh, we'll just forget
about this whole thing, okay?

Okay.

What about Jena?

She's off, too.

Thank you.

Andie,

if you put out signals
that you don't want to belong,

people are gonna make sure
that you don't.

That's a beautiful theory.

Andie, Andie, Andie, listen,
I heard what happened,

and--and I came
as fast as I could.

I cut out of Home Ec
and everything.

Was--was it really bad?
No, it was nothing, Duckie.

Are you upset?
No, I'm not.

No, yes, yes, you are.

I can tell. Your eyes get
all squinty and everything.

Listen, I know just what to
do to make you feel better.

I feel fine. I wanna take
you away this weekend.

Do you fish?

Okay, then we can go
right now. I have a class.

Tonight at 7:00, and I
won't take no for an answer.

Try, please.

This woman
is suffering inside.

That's all there is to it.

Yo, man, next time, I'll
kick your ass! That'll be that!

That'll... I'm just kidding,
that's... It's a joke. It's...

How about
that stock market?

You know, my broker is E.F.
Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says...

You see, it never works.
It never works.

I've never seen that work
in my whole life.

Oh, shit!

So this is what
it looks like.

This is great.

Hey, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got doors
on the stalls.

They're not stopped...
Wait a minute!

We don't have none of
this stuff in the boys'...

Wait a minute, we
don't got none of this.

We don't got doors on
the stalls in the boys' room.

We don't have...
What is this?

We don't have a candy
machine in the boys' room.

We don't got none of that.

- None of that.
- Enough screaming.

You gotta get out
of here. I'm sorry.

No, I want the principal here.
I want him here this instant.

I want... Now.
This instant.

I'll wait. Thank you.

Oh, shit! Why can't I do this?

What have you done?

This... You have to
subtotal first.

I tell you this every time.
You never listen.

One more tune, then it's off
to enjoy a terrible relationship.

The furrier next door
loves this.

♪ They are spoke
so gentle, yeah ♪

♪ It makes it easier ♪

♪ Easier to bear ♪

♪ You won't regret it,
no, no ♪

♪ Young girls, they don't forget it ♪

♪ Love is their whole ♪

♪ happiness ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ But it's all so easy ♪

♪ All you've gotta do is try ♪

♪ Try a little tenderness ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ All you gotta do is, man ♪

♪ Hold her where
you want her ♪

♪ You got to squeeze her,
don't tease her ♪

♪ Never leave her ♪

♪ Get to her ♪

♪ Got to, got to
try a little tenderness ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
you've got to ♪

♪ know how to love her, man ♪

♪ Take this advice, man ♪

♪ You got to squeeze her ♪

♪ Don't tease her,
never leave ♪

♪ You got to hold her ♪

♪ And, brother,
something else ♪

♪ Try a little tenderness
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You got to, brother ♪

♪ Don't lose her, no, no ♪

♪ You got to love her,
tease her, don't leave her ♪

♪ Got to try,
now, now, now ♪

♪ Try, try
a little tenderness ♪

♪ Yeah, watch the groove ♪

♪ You got to know
what to do, man ♪

♪ Take this advice ♪

♪ You gotta love and squeeze,
don't tease my baby ♪

♪ Love her, Lord ♪♪

Evening, young ladies.

This is a very good tune.
My mother used to sing this.

This is Otis.
I love Otis.

We're closed.

You know what an older
woman does for me?

Changes your diapers?

Touche. No, seriously though,

you're a very
smoky alternative,

but this is the Duck
Man's love in life.

Shall we?

Ever had one of these?

I don't think so.

Come on, let's plow.

Do I offend?

Andie, hon,

listen, it's after 7:00.

Don't waste good lip gloss.

I know, Iona.

I mean, I don't mean
to be a bitch or anything,

but I don't think Mr. Wonderful's
gonna happen tonight.

I don't know
what I'm doing.

Wishful make-uping.

Come on.

Wait, wait, you babes are,
like, talking a sign language

that the old Ducker here
just does not understand.

Now, would you mind filling
me in here? I'm a little confused.

She got stood up, twerp.

Stood up? Wait, how so?
Wait, I'm here!

I mean, is this like one of those
feminine mystique deals or something?

He showed.

Um, Andie?

I'll get that.

Duckie, I'm really sorry.

What is this, um...

You're gonna-- You're gonna
go out with this guy?

I mean, is this, you know,
like, a date or something?

Yeah. I mean,
you'll like him.

He's not like
the other guys, seriously.

No. No way. Andie!

You really piss me off,
you know, 'cause...

'Cause you know they shit all
over everybody, including you.

I just... I can't believe
you'd be this stupid.

Who's shitting on me? I'm not
gonna let anybody shit on me.

He's just... He's gonna use
your ass and throw you away.

God, I would've
died for you!

So what am I supposed to do?

He asked me out,
and I like him!

If I hate him because
he's got... Just listen to me.

If I hate him
because he's got money,

that's the exact same thing as
them hating us because we don't.

Do you understand?

You can't do this
and--and respect yourself.

You can't.

Well, I'll make
that decision, all right?

Sure, you can--
you can do what you want.

You know, you're talking like that
just because I'm going out with Blane.

Blane? His--his name is Blane?

That's a major appliance,
that's not a name!

Just because I'm going out with Blane,
doesn't mean I can't be friends with you.

I mean, it doesn't change
the way I feel about you.

Well, that's very nice.
I'm glad. Here's...

Here's the point, Andie,

I'm not-- I'm not particularly concerned
with whether or not you like me.

'Cause I live to like you,
and--and--and I can't like you anymore.

So--so when you get your
heart splattered all over hell,

and--and you're feeling
really low and dirty,

don't look to me to help
pump you back up, 'cause,

'cause, 'cause...

'Cause maybe for the first
time in your life, I won't be there!

I can't believe
you're actually saying this.

Well, I guess
that's just tough shit!

Sorry.
Sorry.

That guy in the store.

Oh, he was a friend of mine.

I've known him
since I was a kid.

He's a really nice guy.

Yeah?
Yeah. I like him a lot.

So do you wanna
go home and change?

I already did.

Sorry.
No, that's okay.

Oh, boy.

So, where are we going?

You up for a party?

Yeah? No? Maybe?

No, I don't think so.

Why?
Why?

Come on, they're
my friends. It's okay.

That's it,
they're your friends.

I wouldn't take you if I
didn't think they'd accept you.

Can't we just go
somewhere else?

Hey, Andie, I like you.
I think you like me.

I mean, we both know there's
a lot of bullshit that goes on,

but if you're above it,
I'm above it.

You wanna make
anything out of this

whatever, we gotta
deal with it, right?

Yeah.

Come on, I got
as much to lose as you.

We can go out with
your friends if you want.

Go crawl under a rock.

Anything you want.
The choice is yours.

We can go hang-gliding.
You like hang-gliding?

I've never been
hang-gliding.

Well, first
for everything.

If it's a bad time, we leave.

Hi, Blane.
Hey, Eddie.

We'll see you later.

Come on.

Hey, what's up, bro?

Hey! Aren't you
the girl in my art class?

Nice pearls.

This isn't
a dinner party, honey.

Watch it.

Hey, Blane,
how you doing?

Hey, Kev, what's up?

Great party, man.

♪ You and I could
change the world ♪

- All right, man.
- Later.

♪ I'm going round
and round, round again ♪

♪ I'm saying things
that I really shouldn't say ♪

♪ I'm going round,
round again ♪

♪ I guess you matter to me ♪♪

I can't believe I actually
associate with these people, huh?

I can't believe
that I'm actually here.

Pretty bad, yeah?

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

I'm sorry.

Hey, let's go upstairs, huh?

Come on.

Look, I didn't come here
to get you off, okay?

That was not my idea.

Andie.

Come on, that is not
what I meant.

I haven't even tried
to kiss you, have I?

Look, it's quieter
up there, okay.

Come on. These hands will remain
in these pockets, I swear to God.

Come on.

Come on.

Look at me here. Come on,
I'm utterly defenseless.

And utterly foolish. Come on.

So what do you think
of these carpets, huh?

Oh, fab.

It's gonna be great.

Oh, hey, Blane.

Steff.
How you doing?

All right, uh...
Come on in.

No, I'll get another room.

No, no, no, come on in. I'm just,
I'm watching some 'toons here.

Who--who have you got
with you here, Blane?

Uh, Andie, this is
Steff. Steff, Andie.

Oh, well, it's very nice
to meet you, Andie.

Uh, listen, you wanna
come in and s-sit down?

Or you want the
bed, is that it? No.

No. We're fine.

Well, at least come in
and have a drink.

Let's go.
Can I get you something?

I mean, this is my last serious
party of my high school career.

I hope you guys are gonna
tough it out until Sunday, at least

when my folks get home.

I think this one may just finally
kill the old son of a bitch, Blane.

Another giant step away
from virginity I went.

You are a slut,
aren't you, Benny?

Oh, my God.

Am I having a nightmare?
We got guests.

I know you.
You're in my calculus class.

Gym.

Your name's Jim?

Oh, you are worthless,
aren't you?

You and your friends gave
me a lot of shit the other day.

Everybody gives you shit.

Take it easy, Benny, huh?

Hey, this is
Steff's party, Blane.

Don't tell me what to do.

Steff.

I mean, you shouldn't be
allowed to invite just anybody.

Steff,
she's gonna ruin my night.

Shut up, Benny!

You're a faggot, Blane. All
right. Okay. Listen, Benny.

Listen,
why don't we just...

Where are you going?

Let's just leave them
with the room, okay?

Why?

And-And we will get you
something to eat, all right?

Oh, you've got what I want.

Maybe some ribs or something.

Listen, you guys
enjoy yourselves,

and we'll see you
later, maybe.

I doubt it.

- You all right?
- Fine.

You're an asshole.
All right.

And I don't wanna know
what you are.

I'm gonna take her
to throw up somewhere.

Listen, enjoy
yourself, Blane.

Come here.

They're kind of jerks
when they drink, huh?

Bad idea.

Can you just get me
out of here now?

Yeah.

Look, I don't want to take you
home. I mean, I'd like to be with you.

If not here, somewhere else.
Anywhere you want.

I'm sorry. What can I say?
I made a mistake.

I over-estimated
my friends. I'm sorry.

What, do you wanna hit me?

Yes, I do.

Be my guest.

♪ Grow up ♪

♪ Mighty good of you to say
to me, stand up ♪

♪ Like a real man
is supposed to be, rate up ♪

♪ The rest of all
your fantasies rave up ♪

♪ It's just a dream ♪♪

You-You wanna know
my thing?

If I really have it
solid for a girl,

I'll ride by her house
on my bike.

I'll do it like...
Like 100 times in a day.

And it's really...
It's intense.

You ever park?

I'm kind of a drive-by
kind of guy.

Do you want a drink?
Yeah.

Yeah?
Coke.

Coke. Coke? Okay.

Give me your address.
I--I'll put you on my route.

Okay, you're gonna-- you're
gonna have to help me out here.

You know-- You know, someday that
girl's gonna realize just what she missed.

Come on, don't stop,
give me more! Yeah!

- Hi.
- Hi.

Prince Charming
wimp out?

No, no, he's
at the bar.

Duckie?

He's sulking.

He's not gonna ride his bike
past your house anymore.

Duckie, you're being
a real jerk.

How'd he get in here anyway?

I said he was my kid.

How come you're here?

I've been trying
to figure that out all night.

Can I get a cigarette from you,
buddy?

Sorry.

Mom make this for you?

Yeah. Gross, huh?

Excuse me.

Hi.
Hi.

Here you go.
Thanks.

You met Iona,
didn't you?

Not formally.
Hi. Blane.

And, um, that's Duckie Dale
over there behind the glasses.

Hi, Duckie.

Philip F. Dale
to you, scum wad.

So, where you guys been?

Oh, a friend of mine
was having a party.

Oh, how adorable.

Yeah, it was
a little intense.

Oh, wait, wait.
You had an intense party?

No, it was
a friend of mine's, I said.

Duckie, shut up.

What's the problem?

This is a classic,
classic piece of work here.

Duckie, please.
Phil.

Hey, Phil, I think you're
making Andie uncomfortable.

Why don't you just knock
it off? What's the problem?

I devoted my life
to the girl, and this guy,

he comes in one day
a-a-and thinks he knows her.

That's funny. You should give
David Letterman a ring sometime.

I'm sure he'd book you
in a minute.

Phil, would you
like us to leave?

Yes, very perceptive.

Come on.

And look at the manners
on this guy.

This was a treat.
Really, thanks a million.

You're a great
couple of kids, really.

You know, I can't believe I
actually felt bad for you tonight,

retarded little dwarf!

See you.

Nice meeting you.

See you later.

Sorry.
No problem.

No problem.
You're an asshole.

Hey, blow me, butt wad. Coming
from you I take that as a compliment.

Andie! Yo!

♪ And then you lost
my confidence ♪♪

You've been replaced.

Gee, I'm-- I'm sorry.

Well, what now?

I gotta get up early.

Why don't we
just forget it?

What, home?

Hey, you wanna
go to my house?

No, thanks.

You wanna eat?

No.
What do you wanna do?

Anything.

Um...

Why don't you just
drop me off at Trax?

You know, I can...
Trax?

It's real close
to where I live.

Well, it's late.
I'll just drop you home.

You wanna go home,
I'll drop you home.

No, but I have something
I have to do there.

Now? Come on, it's late.

You wanna go home, I'll
drop you home. It's fine.

I don't want you to take
me home. Okay, let's go out.

No, I don't want... We'll
go out anywhere you want,

anything you wanna do.
I don't wanna go out.

You don't wanna go out. You don't wanna
go home. What do you want to do, Andie?

I don't want you
to take me home.

Wait, I'm missing something.
I'm not a jerk here.

I don't understand what
you're saying. Wait a minute!

Just go. Don't walk
away. I'm talking to you.

Don't. Just... Please!
Why?

Don't you understand me?
No, I don't at all, obviously.

Will you listen to me? I don't
want you to take me home.

Okay. Why?
What is the problem?

Because I don't want you
to see where I live, okay?

What?

I'm sorry, forget it.

It's okay.

Jesus Christ.

I'm really sorry for bumming
out the night for you.

You didn't bum out
anything. I had a great time.

You liar.

I was with you.
I had a great time.

If I was in
a Turkish prison,

I'd have
a great time with you.

I don't know. It's just--just
too weird for me, you know.

Maybe it shouldn't happen.

What, you and me?

Well, you know, maybe it
doesn't happen all the time,

but it doesn't mean
it isn't right. Right?

Doesn't mean
you can't try.

Feel any better if I
asked you to the prom?

I mean, I know
the prom's kind of lame,

so if you don't wanna go,
it's really no big deal.

Hey. What?

It happened! He asked me.

And?

I accepted!

Well, congratulations.

No more moping
around the house

waiting for
the telephone to ring.

So you in love?

Yeah, I think I am.

Well, who is this guy?

His name is Blane and he's
a senior. He's so beautiful.

Um, he's a richie.

A--A whatie?

A richie.

It's kind of stupid. It's just
his family has a lot of money.

Oh, well, is that a problem?

I don't know.
It's just weird, you know.

His friends have a lot of money,
and he has a lot of money.

He drives a BMW.

Just, I--I don't know. I'm not really
sure if they're gonna accept me.

Well, what does that mean?

I mean, you like him.
He likes you.

What his friends think
shouldn't make any difference.

Yeah, but it's not
just his friends.

It's my friends, too.
It's everybody!

I'm just not real
secure about it.

Well, so take the heat.

I mean, you like him.
He likes you. It's worth it.

Is it?

Well, isn't it?

You're right.

I'm just overreacting,
aren't I?

Well, not necessarily.

I mean, a good kiss
can scramble anybody's brain.

Look, just don't
worry about it, you know.

And wait and see
how you feel tomorrow.

Good night, honey.
Good night, thanks.

Mmm-hmm. That's my baby.

Uh, honey.

Uh...

W-Wait a minute.
Could I ask you something?

Yeah.

Yeah, um, sometimes
I--I feel a little sorry

that I'm the one you have
to talk to about these things.

I'm not.

She couldn't have said it
any better than you.

I mean it.

Good night.

Okay, make my day.

I want all the gory details.

The mingling breath,
pounding heart,

the steaming windows.
I want the whole skidoo.

Well, I hate to disappoint
you, but nothing happened.

Nothing?

Well, not nothing.
I mean, I kissed him.

Anywhere interesting?

Oh, please.

So, uh,

does he have

strong lips?

How can you tell?

Do you feel it
in your knees?

I felt it everywhere.

Strong lips.

Talk about lips.

I mean, I'm old enough
to be his mother,

but when the Duck laid
that kiss on me last night,

I swear to God, my thighs
just went up in flames.

He must practice
on melons or something.

Is this your prom dress?

Believe it or not.

No, it's great.

It's silly.

It's a great material.

You know, I'm going.

To prom.

Stop it.

No, I am.

Last night he asked me,

and I don't know,
I said yes.

Seems really weird,

but it might be kind of fun.

You were here for 15 minutes,
and you didn't even tell me!

I really,
really wanted to go.

You lucky girl.

♪ Cherish is the word
I use to describe ♪

Isn't that a dreamy dress?

♪ All the feeling that I have
hiding here for you inside ♪

♪ You don't know how many
times I've wished that I had told you ♪

♪ You don't know how many times
I've wished that I could hold you ♪♪

Iona, I have to go.

Can you just hold it
till this song is over?

But I have to leave.

Oh, why can't we start old
and get younger?

I envy you.

I really envy you!

Iona, you're gonna
OD on nostalgia.

I loved The Big Chill.

I love this dress.

It's a great dress.

Yeah.

My mother bought it for me.
God, she was so happy.

It was the first and last time
I ever looked normal.

I mean, you know,
relatively speaking.

It would've been a fairytale if my date
hadn't been the only one at the prom

with a wife and two kids.

You wanna try it on?
I bet it'd look great on you.

I mean, your butt is 15
years younger than mine.

I mean, I used to
have a great butt.

I did! I loved my butt!

I wish I had photographs
of it. You wanna try this on?

No, not right now.

Oh, yeah, you got to go.
I know. I know.

I gotta get ready
myself. You're going out?

Yeah. New guy.

Terrence, owns a pet shop.

We'll see what happens.

Have fun.

Give Mr. Perfecto
a squeeze for me.

Oh, I will.

Hey, and listen,

if you see
your little Duck Man, be kind.

He's nursing
some fairly serious wounds.

Okay?

Okay.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Hey, you know,
we're going for sushi.

Do you think
this is too much?

Bye.

Thought that was very
uncool of you last night, Blane.

What?
What?

You mean Andie?
Yeah, I mean Andie.

What's the big deal?
I like her.

Matter of fact, I was pissed off at
you guys for being so nasty to her.

It was way out of order for
you to foist her on the party.

Steff, you hear yourself?

You hear the same
asshole shit I hear?

What, do I have to
spell it out for you, Blane?

I guess so.

Nobody appreciates
your sense of humor, you know.

As a matter of fact, everybody
is just about to puke from you.

You know, if you got
a hard-on for trash,

don't take care of it
around us, pal, all right?

Right, buddy.

Listen, I don't need a lot of
shit on this one, Blane, all right?

I really don't.

Money all that matters to you?

Where--Where in the hell
does that come from?

Come on, look around you. Would
I treat my parents' house like this

if money was
any kind of issue?

Come on,
why are you doing this?

You know, why don't you just
nail her and get it over with?

You know, why are you
getting involved?

Is there something
wrong with that?

I just think it's stupid.
You know, it's pointless.

You know, and your parents,
I think they'll be thrilled.

They have nothing
to do with it.

Really?
Yeah.

I've seen your mother go to work
on you, Blane. You know, it's vicious.

And when Bill and Joyce
get through with you,

you won't know whether
to shit or go sailing.

Listen, I'm getting really bored with
this conversation, all right, Blane?

You know, if you want your little
piece of low-grade ass, fine, take it.

You know, but if you do,
you're not gonna have a friend.

Is that right?

Yeah, that's right.

I mean, if you want to
make the choice,

go ahead, make it,
all right?

I--I personally wouldn't
trash a friendship over it.

But, hey,
I'm old-fashioned, so...

Why don't you take a shower?
You look like shit.

If two weeks ago, somebody had
told me that I'd be going out with you,

I never would have
believed them.

Why?
I'm not all that bad.

No, but...

What about me and you?

You know, it's so insane that
somebody you've never met,

never talked to,
can be your enemy.

Mmm.

Yep.

You shouldn't meet
my parents then.

Okay.

Well, I mean,
they're not ogres,

but I think they still believe
in arranged marriages.

Corporate families
replaced royal families.

I'm the crowned prince
of McDonnagh Electric.

It's irrelevant.
No.

Yeah.

I could just tell 'em all
to go to hell.

Tell them to go to hell.
Everyone, friends, parents.

All of them.
All of them.

What about you? Hmm?

If somebody
doesn't believe in me, I--

I can't believe in them.

You don't lie, do you?

I don't have to lie.

This is gonna happen.

Okay, I really
want this to happen.

Yeah.

Can I help you?

I'm fine, thank you.

Something for the prom?

Just looking.

Yeah, well, if you
need anything, uh...

This is trash.

It's very becoming.

Mother, it looks like I should be
standing on top of a wedding cake.

Oh,
darling, don't I wish.

And I hate this material.

And by the way,
I cannot stand baby blue.

Well, do you know
where he is?

No, I'm sorry, he didn't tell me
where he was going.

Okay, well, then
if he calls or comes home,

can you just tell him
to call me?

Who is this, please?
Andie.

Who?
Andie.

Well, yes, could I
have your number?

Yeah, no,
he has the number.

Well, fine, I'll leave
him a note, dear.

Okay, thanks, bye.

Where the hell is he?

Don't fall in love, Ace.
You just won't like it.

It's very complicated.

Andie!

Andie!

Andie.

Come in.

Hi.
Hi, Daddy.

I brought you something.

What is it?

Oh, just a little something
I picked up for you.

Ta-da.

Now, I know
it's a little busy,

but I know you can make
something out of it, if you need to.

Wow.
Yeah, do you like it?

It's a beautiful color.
Yeah.

It's really pretty.
Yeah.

God, it reminds me
so much of your mom.

You know,
she always wore pink,

and she looked
so beautiful in it.

It's okay.
Okay.

Thank you.
Okay.

Daddy.

What?

I just want you to know
I really appreciate this.

You know, I think I can
make something out of it.

Can I ask you something?

Sure. What?

Where'd you get the money
to pay for this?

W-Well, it wasn't that much.
I had some money.

From your new job?

Uh, yeah, from my new job.

I came home before
work on Wednesday,

and your car
was in the driveway.

Mmm-hmm.

You know, you didn't
have to lie to me.

Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.

Yes, I did. I had
a line on something,

and I missed
the appointment.

Oh, why'd you miss
the appointment?

It slipped my mind.

It didn't slip your mind.
You didn't want the job.

You just went to the counselor
because I forced you to. Am I right?

Yeah, what's
your point, Andie?

My point is
you just didn't go!

You saying I deliberately
missed the appointment?

Yes.

Is this how you
feel about me?

Yes.

Well, I didn't know this.

Well, now you do.

Oh, you know
everything, now, huh?

You're 18, and you've
got a scholarship,

That's not fair....and
you're grown up and free,

and I'm just an ignorant son of a
bitch that never gave you anything.

Hey, I never asked
for anything.

Oh, that's brilliant!

Why can't you
just forget her?

It's late.
You got school.

No, don't walk out on this!

Will you please
just listen to me?

Please? I've already
been through this, Andie.

Sure, you go
through it every day!

You're still
going through it!

Why can't you just
realize that she's gone,

and she's not
gonna come back?

She's never coming back!

Shut up! God damn it!
Why can't you accept it?

She's just gone! She...

Why can't you accept it?

Because... I love her,
that's why.

Well, I loved her,
too, you know.

She just didn't
love us back.

Okay, she tried.

I don't know,
she just couldn't handle it.

Yeah, but I--I knew it.

I knew it all along.

I mean, when I was five,
I felt it.

Remember when she didn't
come home that time?

I knew it then. I knew why.

I was 14 and I knew it.
You were 50 and you didn't.

You know, you can't go on
living every day in the past.

She left us, Daddy.
We didn't leave her.

There was nothing we could
do about it. It just happened.

Since when is a daughter supposed
to know more than her father?

I've just been
a blind fool.

And you're a blind fool that
needs a shave, too, you know that?

And I need a shave.

Well,

you better get to bed.
You got school.

And I gotta
hit the hay, too,

'cause I got a few things
I gotta do tomorrow, okay?

Okay.

Um, I would've
got you some shoes,

but I didn't know your size.

Melanie.

How you doing?

Why haven't you called me?

Oh, I got nailed
for the stable thing.

I guess a groom saw us.
It's against club rules.

I called you three times,
and I left messages.

Yeah?

Well, I didn't get 'em.

My family, they're irresponsible
about that stuff, you know.

I waited for you
this morning.

Yeah? Where?

Parking lot.

I saw you, and I thought
that you saw me.

No.

What about prom, Blane?

Oh, Andie, I'm having a
bad day. Can we talk later?

No. What about prom?

Come on. Why don't we
just meet after school?

No! What about prom?
Andie, come on.

Just say it.
What?

Just say it!
I want to hear you say it.

Andie, please,
all right.

I wanna hear you say it!

A month ago I asked
somebody else, and I forgot.

You're a liar!

You're a filthy,
fucking, no-good liar!

You don't have the guts
to tell me the truth!

Just say it!
I'm not lying.

Tell me!
What?

Tell me! What do you wanna hear?

Just tell me!
What?

You're ashamed to be
seen with me! No, I am not!

You're ashamed to go
out with me! I am not.

You're afraid.
No, I am...

You're terrified your goddamn
rich friends won't approve!

Just say it!
Just tell me the truth!

You don't understand that it
has nothing at all to do with you.

Andie!

Andie!

Forget about it, man. It's
not worth getting upset over.

Why don't you just
take off, Steff? Please.

Well, listen, any girl
that did that to me

I would not be too jazzed
to hold onto, Blane.

It's not worth it, man. I told you
it wasn't gonna work, you know.

The girl was, is
and will always be nada.

You got a problem, friend?

Come on.

All right! All right!

That's nice, huh?

♪ With yellow feathers
in her hair ♪

♪ And a dress
cut down to there ♪

♪ She would merengue ♪

♪ and do the cha-cha ♪

Andie?

Yeah? You're Andie, aren't you?

Yeah, I am.
Uh, how do you know me?

Well, Iona told me.
I'm Terrence.

Terry.

Oh, the pet shop. Right?

Yeah, among other things.

She's in the bedroom
getting ready.

You might wanna go in there and tell
her to shake her tail feather. We're late.

Okay.

At the Copa
Copacabana ♪

Iona?

♪ Music and passion ♪

Nice to meet you.

♪ At the Copa ♪

♪ They fell in love ♪

♪ Copacabana ♪

♪ Yellow feathers
She was a showgirl ♪♪

Iona?

Hi, honey,
I'm in here.

Laugh and I'll deck you.

What happened?

Either it's all those drugs
I took in the '60s,

or I am really in love.

What do you think? Honestly.

Honestly, I think
you look great.

Oh, I look like a mother.

No. Well, yeah, a
little, but that's okay.

You look happy.

I am.

It's weird, but I...
Did you meet him?

Yeah.
Yeah.

He's a yuppie,
but he's so nice.

He's employed.
He's heterosexual.

I swear to God,
I'm so far ahead of the game,

next time you see me I'll probably be
picking out my china pattern or something.

Hey, are you all right?
No, you're not.

What, did I blow your
mind? No, that's not it.

Is it boy trouble?

The worst?

Way beyond.

He backed out on me.

He said he asked somebody
else, and he forgot about it.

I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.

I'm so humiliated.

I could've killed him!
I swear!

You know, I just
walked right into it.

No, no.

Oh, love is awful,
isn't it?

It's okay.

You remember when I...
And when you said that--that

um, if I wanted your
prom dress I could have it?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, I need it.
I want it.

What for?

I just need it.

Okay.

It's yours.

Oh, my God.
Look at you.

Another first.

Your guy's gonna fall to
the floor when he comes in.

No, he won't.

The hell he's not.

No, he really won't.
He's not coming.

What?

It's okay.

I'm gonna go.

Alone?

Yeah, I'm not sad
about it. I'm not hurt.

I mean, you know,
I am hurt a little bit.

But I know if I don't do it
I'll just feel a lot worse.

I'm just gonna go in, walk
in, walk out and come home.

You sure?

I just wanna let them know
that they didn't break me.

♪ If you leave,
don't leave now ♪

♪ Please don't
take my heart away ♪

♪ Promise me
just one more night ♪

♪ Then we'll go
our separate ways ♪

♪ We've always had
time on our sides ♪

♪ Now it's fading fast ♪

Thank you.
Open up.

You're such trash.

♪ We've got to ♪

♪ We've gotta make it last ♪

♪ I touch you once
I touch you twice ♪

♪ I won't let go
at any price ♪

Well, as soon as anybody's
ready to go upstairs and get serious,

just let me know.

We've only been here an hour.

We can go up and come back
down again, Benny, all right.

Did you look at the suite?

It's $300 a night, Benny.

It's not gonna be
a palace, okay?

I think we should
stay for a while.

We're not gonna see these
people for much longer.

Come on, it's kind of
the end, okay?

I don't give a shit
what you do.

Damn it.

Oh, my God!

You're here!
What happened?

Well, I guess
you're looking at it.

Oh, wow, you look great.

Thanks, you, uh,
you look stunning, really.

It's breathtaking.

No, and listen,
I want you to know,

despite my appearance
at this function,

I remain now and will
always be a Duck Man.

May I admire you?

Oh, if--if you wish.

Let's plow.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I need you now
like I needed you then ♪

♪ You always said we'd
still be friends, someday ♪

♪ If you leave
I won't cry ♪

♪ I won't waste
one single day ♪

♪ But if you leave
don't look back ♪

Should we dance?

It wouldn't be unheard of.

♪ Seven years
went under the bridge ♪

♪ Like time standing still ♪

A little, uh, lingering doubt
perhaps, Blane?

You know, you gotta
give her credit though.

I mean, after you dumped her,

she certainly went out
and found herself

what I'd have to say
is probably the most

interesting date
that our generation...

Steff.

You buy everything, Steff.

You couldn't buy her, though.

That's what's
killing you, isn't it?

Steff. I don't
wanna listen to this.

That's it, Steff.

She thinks you're shit,

and deep down
you know she's right.

Hi.

Hi.

You don't need me
to say I'm sorry.

It's done.

It's over with. I'm fine.

Oh, well, if that's true,
then I'm glad.

It's not true.

It doesn't matter, does it?

You told me you couldn't
believe in somebody

who didn't believe in you.
I believed in you.

I always believed in you.

You just didn't believe in me.

I love you.

Always.

Andie,

he came here alone.

Okay, you're right.
He's not like the others.

If you don't go to him now,

I'm never gonna take you
to another prom ever again,

you hear me?

I mean, this is
an incredibly romantic moment,

and you're ruining it for me.

♪ I won't let go
at any price ♪

Thanks, Duckie.

♪ I need you now
like I needed you then ♪

Go ahead.

♪ We'll meet again, someday ♪

Blane.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you leave ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, if you leave ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪