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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,729 --> 00:00:16,562 - Torgo. 4 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,627 What were you doing, Torgo? 5 00:00:24,297 --> 00:00:25,380 - Nothing, I. 6 00:00:27,811 --> 00:00:29,394 - Torgo, oh, Torgo. 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,050 - Stay back, evil wenches. 8 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:36,570 - Run, Torgo, run. 9 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,000 - Think you can outrun us, Torgo? 10 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:42,610 - Get away from me. 11 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:43,500 Stay back! 12 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,402 Stay back. 13 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:04,891 - Aw. 14 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:09,708 Poor, Torgo. 15 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,190 - Is he dead? 16 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,213 - Not yet. 17 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:55,127 - Is he dead now? 18 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:00,413 - Now he is. 19 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,133 Poor Torgo. 20 00:02:03,183 --> 00:02:04,266 - Poor Torgo. 21 00:02:05,243 --> 00:02:06,315 - Yes. 22 00:02:06,365 --> 00:02:07,782 Poor, poor Torgo. 23 00:04:03,883 --> 00:04:04,666 - I'm just saying. 24 00:04:04,716 --> 00:04:06,500 It's not the worst movie I have ever seen. 25 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,958 - You've seen something worse than Sharknado? 26 00:04:09,008 --> 00:04:10,600 - Sharknado 2. 27 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,490 - Or Three. 28 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:14,060 - Sequels are a whole separate subject. 29 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:16,495 - At least Sharknado was fun, what about Love Actually? 30 00:04:16,545 --> 00:04:19,098 - Objection, that's a Christmas movie. 31 00:04:19,148 --> 00:04:20,660 You have to wait until at least October 32 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,010 to have that argument. 33 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,369 - Okay, then I'm going with The Room. 34 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,046 - I don't think I've seen that. 35 00:04:26,096 --> 00:04:28,150 - Oh, sweetie, I'm gonna have to apologize in advance 36 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,753 for our next movie night. 37 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,170 - As if either of them actually 38 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,720 watch the movie night movie. 39 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:34,850 - I heard that. 40 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,570 - You know I used to have friends 41 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,270 that enjoyed watching good movies. 42 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,163 I miss that. 43 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:46,810 - Can we put the top up? 44 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:47,693 - No. 45 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:49,840 - Sorry. 46 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,770 - Look, Clara, we love you. 47 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,416 We wouldn't be taking you out of town 48 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,990 this weekend if we didn't. 49 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,200 But we brought my car for a reason. 50 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,712 - That reason is to enjoy the very special appearance 51 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:00,780 of the glowing orb in our sky. 52 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:02,013 - But I'm cold. 53 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:03,890 - No problem. 54 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:06,180 Hey, face-hugger twins, there should be a cardigan 55 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,740 back there somewhere. 56 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:10,513 - No, oh, yeah. 57 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:16,010 - That is one ugly sweater. 58 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,123 - Just pass it up. 59 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:21,620 - Is that for those hipster parties? 60 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:23,210 - Hey, I like those. 61 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,420 - It's for my mom, she gets cold easily too. 62 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,700 - Great, now I'm a middle-aged librarian. 63 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,297 - Here, want me to turn the heat on? 64 00:05:30,347 --> 00:05:31,150 - You want my jacket? 65 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,660 - No, sorry, it's okay. 66 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:34,881 - Weren't you wearing that? 67 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:35,714 - Um. 68 00:05:35,764 --> 00:05:38,270 - You can come back here and sit with us. 69 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,810 - No, that's okay. 70 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:20,560 - Shit. 71 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:22,576 - Everyone, this would be a really great time 72 00:06:22,626 --> 00:06:24,753 to turn off your smart ass switch, okay? 73 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:42,993 Hello, officers. 74 00:06:43,043 --> 00:06:43,960 How are you doing today? 75 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,080 - Not too bad. 76 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,920 I'm Sheriff Jennings and this is Deputy Georgia. 77 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,860 I see you have a tail light out. 78 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,310 - Oh, wow. 79 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,840 I'm sorry, sir, that's. 80 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,400 We left town in kind of a hurry, 81 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:57,290 and I didn't think to check over the car. 82 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:58,819 - That's too bad. 83 00:06:58,869 --> 00:07:01,500 - Can't you give us a break, officer? 84 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,090 - Well, all right, all right. 85 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:04,690 You look like good kids. 86 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,800 - Thank you, sir. 87 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:07,740 - We sure do appreciate it. 88 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,270 - You kids aren't from around here are you? 89 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,640 - No, we're down from Portland 90 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,490 to treat my friend here to a five-star vacation 91 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:14,980 at a luxury resort. 92 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,130 - Vacations are fun. 93 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:18,960 - And this one should be great. 94 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:20,470 - What a blast. 95 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,470 - Guys. 96 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,350 - What, we're not doing anything. 97 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,790 - Well, whatever it is that you're not doing, 98 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,740 go don't do it somewhere else. 99 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:30,653 There's no luxury resort around here that I know of. 100 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,560 - Oh, well, the GPS said that. 101 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:34,650 - You know it'll be dark around soon 102 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,823 and I hate to think of you kids 103 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:38,230 being lost out here all night. 104 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,427 There's a real nice Ramada back in town. 105 00:07:40,477 --> 00:07:42,883 Maybe you should think about staying there. 106 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,200 - Thank you for the suggestion, 107 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,040 but we have already paid for our rooms 108 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,180 so we better just-- 109 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:49,270 - Are you sure now? 110 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,453 It'll be dark soon. 111 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,890 - We cannot afford to waste the money. 112 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:57,638 - All right, remember, no tail light, have it fixed. 113 00:07:57,688 --> 00:07:59,513 - Thank you, sir, we sure will! 114 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,093 Is it just me or did that get weird? 115 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,320 - I'm pretty sure I read that sound 116 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,653 travels further at night. 117 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,810 - You're thinking of underwater. 118 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:23,819 Sound travels farther underwater. 119 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:25,850 - But we hear trains at night from the house 120 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,750 and we never hear 'em during the day. 121 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,310 - Okay, guys, don't freak out, but I'm a little lost. 122 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,750 - I thought you were using your phone mappy thing. 123 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,460 - I was, but my phone lost signal about 20 minutes ago. 124 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:48,440 - What? 125 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,960 - Mine's out of range as well. 126 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:51,960 - Yeah, mine too, huh. 127 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,360 - How can there not be any service? 128 00:08:53,410 --> 00:08:55,840 There's supposed to be service everywhere. 129 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:58,223 Don't they have satellites and stuff? 130 00:08:59,359 --> 00:09:00,266 And why would you keep driving if you 131 00:09:00,316 --> 00:09:01,760 don't know where you're going? 132 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,350 - Last time I looked it said that the lodge 133 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,510 wasn't much further. 134 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,487 I thought I could just wing it, 135 00:09:05,537 --> 00:09:07,600 and there would be signs and stuff. 136 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:09,300 We should have been there by now. 137 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:11,760 There's not a good place to turn around, 138 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,910 but there might be a spot just a bit back. 139 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,190 - Hey, wait a minute, look! 140 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,050 - Ah, you just missed the turn is all. 141 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,570 - That wasn't there before. 142 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,403 - You've been driving for a while. 143 00:09:32,453 --> 00:09:33,455 You must have just missed it. 144 00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:35,190 - No, I have been looking for the turn 145 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,970 ever since my phone went out. 146 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,400 Look at that sign, I would have noticed that. 147 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,230 For the past 10 minutes, it was just the one road 148 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,440 with no turns. 149 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:43,350 - Well, it's not like the road just 150 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,260 appeared out of nowhere. 151 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,093 - No, she's right. 152 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:46,979 I've been sitting here looking out the window this way. 153 00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:49,710 There was not a road or a sign there a minute ago. 154 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,750 We were just here. 155 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,980 And I didn't see a thing, did you guys? 156 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:53,877 - Honestly, no. 157 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,850 - We really weren't looking at the scenery 158 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:56,991 outside the car. 159 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,037 - Ew. 160 00:09:58,087 --> 00:09:59,880 - Look, now that we have a friendly sign 161 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:01,689 with an arrow on it why don't we just follow it? 162 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,330 What's the worse that could happen? 163 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,390 - Murder hippies. 164 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,490 - Murder hippies! 165 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:06,770 That's an oxymoron. 166 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,180 - You're an oxymoron. 167 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:09,980 - Death by irony is the worst kind. 168 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,240 - Me peeing in my pants if we don't find a bathroom soon 169 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,890 will be really bad. 170 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:15,783 - Let's just go find this place 171 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,307 and even if it's not the right Valley Lodge 172 00:10:17,357 --> 00:10:18,557 at least they'll have a bathroom 173 00:10:18,607 --> 00:10:21,050 and maybe they can give us directions. 174 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:21,933 - Fine. 175 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,750 - Debbie. 176 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,823 Debbie! 177 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:21,040 Wake up, sweetheart, it's time for school! 178 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:23,430 You know, it's so beautiful out today. 179 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,220 I think we should have a little picnic on the way home. 180 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,503 Just you and me and Pepe! 181 00:11:31,782 --> 00:11:32,615 What? 182 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:35,893 Daddy? 183 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:39,014 Honey, you're so silly. 184 00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:41,264 You never had a daddy. 185 00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:45,073 It's just us, it's always been just us. 186 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,410 You and me. 187 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,278 We take care of ourselves. 188 00:11:50,328 --> 00:11:52,762 We take care of each other. 189 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,083 Mommy loves you so much. 190 00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:00,003 See how I take care of you? 191 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,743 We're so happy, just us! 192 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:06,394 Always. 193 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,528 Just us. 194 00:12:37,253 --> 00:12:38,086 There. 195 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:41,903 That's better, baby. 196 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,990 - Is this it? 197 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,170 - The sign pointed this way. 198 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,670 - This place looks like shit. 199 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,480 - Sounds like the perfect place for my vacation then. 200 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:40,750 - No, way, it's cute. 201 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,393 It's like a grand old farmhouse. 202 00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:45,070 - Just like Amityville Horror. 203 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,403 - The Amityville house was actually nice. 204 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,080 - Pat, what have you done to us? 205 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,020 - Hey, Airbnb has never failed me before. 206 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:56,063 - The listing did say it was supposed to be rustic. 207 00:14:09,786 --> 00:14:11,536 - What is that? 208 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,020 - Maybe that's like the groundskeeper or something. 209 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,300 - Oh God, I hope not. 210 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,820 - He's got a crazy staff. 211 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,430 - No, that's like a walking stick. 212 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,230 He's got a disability or something. 213 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,490 - No way, look at the way his pants bulge out. 214 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,010 - You would notice his bulge. 215 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:30,650 - No, look, he's like a faun out of Narnia. 216 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,290 He's got full-on goat legs. 217 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:35,200 - Hey, don't make fun of the guy with the disability! 218 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,620 - I'm not. 219 00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:39,300 - Wow, he's wearing coveralls with a suit jacket. 220 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,193 It's like formal garage wear. 221 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,255 - Is it lost on everyone that the dude from Deliverance 222 00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:47,636 just walked out of the place we're supposed to be staying at 223 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,020 for our luxury resort vacation? 224 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:53,340 - Well, this certainly cannot be the place. 225 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,450 We should go up and ask directions. 226 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,943 - Oh, Master, I invoke thee. 227 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,310 Oh, Master, I invoke thee. 228 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,070 I implore you to guide and protect us, 229 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,943 and bring us to the will of Manos. 230 00:15:28,422 --> 00:15:30,287 - Excuse me, hello. 231 00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:31,573 Excuse me, sir. 232 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,610 - I am Torgo. 233 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,960 - Torgo? 234 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:37,793 Me Jay. 235 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:38,626 She Nicki. 236 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,459 She-- 237 00:15:39,509 --> 00:15:40,660 What? - Stop. 238 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,810 - Uh, we're looking for Valley Lodge. 239 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,500 - There is no place like that around here. 240 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,920 I am Torgo. 241 00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:48,833 I take care of the place while Debbie 242 00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:51,760 and the Master are away. 243 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,880 - Debbie and the Master? 244 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:56,600 - Yeah, like that '70s duo, the Captain and Tenille. 245 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,310 - Or Mork and Mindy. 246 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,480 - Or Tony Orlando and Dawn. 247 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:01,960 - Actually that was two people. 248 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,560 - How can Dawn be two people? 249 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,950 - As in the rising of the sun, not as in the name. 250 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,083 - Uh, guys. 251 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,663 - Oh, sorry, Torgo. 252 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,500 We'll just be on our way. 253 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,300 - Hey, wait a minute, what about a bathroom? 254 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,383 - No, you're better off peeing in the woods. 255 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,440 What's goin' on? 256 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,760 - I don't know, the car won't start. 257 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,360 I mean nothing, it's dead. 258 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,443 - Well, I can see that. 259 00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:41,350 What could it be? 260 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,890 - I have no idea, this doesn't make any sense. 261 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,490 It's just not doing anything, and it was fine. 262 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,220 - Don't you have AAA or something? 263 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:52,200 - Yeah, but none of our phones is getting any service. 264 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:56,123 - Right, sorry. 265 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,350 - Looks like we're staying here for the night. 266 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,613 - Yeah, ha ha. 267 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,963 - Hey, Torgo, is there a landline here? 268 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,670 - Landline? 269 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,510 - Is there a phone we can use? 270 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,210 Our car won't start. 271 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,683 - We don't have a phone. 272 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:21,620 - Who doesn't have a phone? 273 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:23,400 - We don't have a phone. 274 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:27,100 Debbie and the Master don't approve of such devices. 275 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,370 - You really don't have a phone? 276 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,670 - Well, we're stuck out here. 277 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,040 Can we come in? 278 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,190 - You can't stay here. 279 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,030 Debbie and the Master wouldn't approve. 280 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,690 - Can we just come in for a minute? 281 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,573 - I... 282 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:42,960 Don't know. 283 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:45,033 - It's getting really cold out here. 284 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,409 - I feel like I'm gonna step through a doorway 285 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,100 and end up in Narnia. 286 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,620 - I feel like I'm gonna step through a doorway 287 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,903 and end up in a sewage treatment plant. 288 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:28,140 - Torgo, is there anything around here, 289 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,050 any place for us to go for help or stay the night maybe? 290 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,483 - There is no way out of here. 291 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,800 It will be dark soon. 292 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,510 - It will be dark in like three hours. 293 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,740 - A couple of us could hike back out to the main road 294 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,860 and see if we can catch a ride out of here. 295 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,633 - There is no way out of here. 296 00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,930 It will be dark soon. 297 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,680 - You just said that. 298 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,100 Nicki and I can go and, uh. 299 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,400 - Oh no. - No. 300 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:53,233 - What? 301 00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,869 - We are not sending you two into the woods 302 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:57,120 for a three hour make-out marathon. 303 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,190 I'll come with you and Nicki can stay with Clara. 304 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,650 - I don't wanna stay here. 305 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,330 Let's all just leave. 306 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,870 - Clara is supposed to be resting. 307 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,650 A 10 mile hike here might as well be 10,000 miles 308 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,890 for her right now. 309 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,130 - I'm right here. 310 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,630 - Stop me if I am saying something that is wrong. 311 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,758 - This house looks like it was built 312 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,620 at the turn of the century. 313 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:18,515 - This house looks like it was built 314 00:19:18,565 --> 00:19:20,100 out of wet newspaper. 315 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,736 - This house looks like it hasn't 316 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,050 had a roof for 20 years. 317 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:27,180 - It doesn't look like a real restful type of place. 318 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,650 Maybe you shouldn't be alone. 319 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,630 Safety in numbers, true? 320 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,064 - True, all right. 321 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:35,290 - Torgo, is there a room our friends could just hang out in? 322 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,850 - You can't stay here. 323 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,210 Debbie and the Master wouldn't approve. 324 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,030 - Maybe he means Debbie Ann, comma, the Master. 325 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,100 As in, Debbie Ann runs this place. 326 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:49,210 - Mm, our friend here is supposed to be taking it easy. 327 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,253 Surely Debbie and the Master would understand that. 328 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:56,960 - I just don't know about it. 329 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,583 - It's only for a few hours. 330 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,447 What do you say, Torgo? 331 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:07,360 - Where's he going? 332 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,610 - Maybe he has to change his diaper. 333 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,980 - Maybe he is going to get our room ready. 334 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:13,460 - I think we freaked him out a little. 335 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,166 - We freaked him out? 336 00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:22,232 - Hello? 337 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,400 - That girl in her nightgown just giggled at me. 338 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:39,120 - Like that's the first time that's ever happened to you. 339 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,100 - Well, today. 340 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:42,080 - Please walk really, really quickly. 341 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,690 - Yeah, even jog a little. 342 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,130 - Yeah, let's get going. 343 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,283 The earlier we leave, the earlier our real vacation starts. 344 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,730 - Hey, maybe you should be laying down or something. 345 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,300 - What? 346 00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,370 - I mean, Jay. 347 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,510 I know Jay wasn't supposed to talk about it, 348 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,510 and he really didn't tell me anything. 349 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,253 He just said that you've been really, really sick and. 350 00:21:06,303 --> 00:21:07,263 - It's okay. 351 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:12,100 - So I figured maybe you should go lay down or something? 352 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,558 - It's fine, I'm sorry. 353 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,990 - Oh. 354 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,030 - Oh. 355 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,220 - Maybe we should go get that guy Torgo 356 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,796 to go get you a Gatorade or something. 357 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,950 - It's not that kinda sick. 358 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,260 - Listen, don't be mad at Jay. 359 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,230 He really, really didn't tell me anything. 360 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,930 He's just been really, really worried about you. 361 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,480 - Sorry. 362 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,690 - You apologize a lot. 363 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,460 - Sorry about that. 364 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,390 - So what happened with that guy that you were seeing? 365 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,895 - Dear God, don't you have a restroom 366 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,433 you wanna use or something? 367 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,973 - Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 368 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,630 Will you be all right here for a moment? 369 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,470 - Yes, very much so please. 370 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,187 - Okay, I will be right back. 371 00:21:51,237 --> 00:21:52,020 - Mm-hmm. 372 00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,903 - Okay. 373 00:22:15,478 --> 00:22:19,645 What kind of bathroom doesn't have a mirror in it? 374 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,190 - Wow, the people in these old photographs 375 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,463 always look so sinister. 376 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,480 Whoa, that actually works. 377 00:23:07,244 --> 00:23:08,780 Oh, man, are you okay? 378 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:12,980 - So are we just following this road then? 379 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:14,300 - Unless I missed the part of the road 380 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,690 where we were cruising through all the trees, yeah. 381 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,733 - A yes would have been just fine. 382 00:23:18,783 --> 00:23:20,560 - Sorry, I'm just pissy. 383 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:22,070 - It's not my fault. 384 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,660 - I know, I would be way better if it were. 385 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:26,860 Why didn't I get the car checked out before I left town? 386 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:28,840 And why didn't the stupid car stall out 387 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,748 in any of the other three bazillion stupid places 388 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:31,833 it could have! 389 00:23:31,883 --> 00:23:34,610 - Hey, take it easy, my friend Pat, there, angry lady. 390 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,330 - I'm ruining Clara's vacation! 391 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,070 - Well, look, not to be all Mr. Sunnyside Up 392 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,140 about everything, but I believe part of this weekend's motto 393 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:44,530 was to keep Clara's mind off of things, right? 394 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:46,140 - Partly. 395 00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,850 - And I could pretty much guarantee she's not thinking 396 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,550 about any of that mess right now. 397 00:24:00,336 --> 00:24:01,666 - Torgo. 398 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,957 Torgo, can you hear me? 399 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,058 Can you hear me, Torgo? 400 00:24:06,985 --> 00:24:07,818 Torgo. 401 00:24:09,036 --> 00:24:10,446 Torgo, can you hear me? 402 00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:11,663 - I, uh. 403 00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:13,760 - Okay. 404 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:15,680 Incoherent as heck, but better. 405 00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:18,603 I'm so sorry. 406 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,510 You scared the heck out of me. 407 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,043 And, admittedly, I'm on extra edge right now. 408 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:33,963 You really shouldn't go sneaking up on people. 409 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,443 - Forgive me, Madam. 410 00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:40,970 - If you can forgive me for going all Emma Peel on you, 411 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,503 then we'll call it a tie. 412 00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:45,473 Hey, maybe you should sit down for a while. 413 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,470 - Don't know about it, I just. 414 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,462 - You really shouldn't try to do too much too soon 415 00:25:07,512 --> 00:25:09,403 after something like that. 416 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,443 That was even a bit much for me. 417 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,620 See? 418 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,143 We're feeling better already. 419 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:20,723 - I. 420 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,323 Thank you. 421 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,350 - I'm Clara by the way. 422 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,100 I don't think I introduced myself. 423 00:25:33,603 --> 00:25:37,123 So, how long have you worked here? 424 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:40,120 With Debbie and, 425 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:42,404 what was his name, the Master? 426 00:25:42,454 --> 00:25:43,820 - Forever. 427 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:45,590 - I've had jobs that felt like that too. 428 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,503 You should think about leaving. 429 00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:49,320 - There is no way out of here. 430 00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:51,173 - I know exactly how that feels. 431 00:25:52,910 --> 00:25:54,773 They say there is a way out though. 432 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,683 Listen, Torgo. 433 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,383 It will be dark soon. 434 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,110 Would it be okay if my friends and I stayed the night here? 435 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,180 - You can't stay here. 436 00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,860 You must leave. 437 00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:11,656 - Well, what if we offer to do some cleaning 438 00:26:11,706 --> 00:26:12,970 or some chores or something? 439 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:15,990 I mean, the Master can't throw us out. 440 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,413 - You can't stay here! 441 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,733 - Great, Clara, that was just great. 442 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,613 Where did Nciki get to? 443 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,900 - Oh, Manos, god of primal darkness. 444 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,650 Hallowed be thy name. 445 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,290 Revered is thy presence in this realm 446 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,760 as I come before thee. 447 00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,015 Hear me, hear me. 448 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,493 Hear me. 449 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:58,700 I beseech thee to bestow upon me the same permanence 450 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,787 that you have given your son, the Master. 451 00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:07,270 I implore thee to give me that same power 452 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,503 so that I may continue to do your bidding. 453 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,003 Praise be to Manos. 454 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,876 Praise be to the Master. 455 00:27:17,926 --> 00:27:21,443 Thy priestess remains constant and true. 456 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,250 Thy priestess remains at your side 457 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,330 like a bride to her husband, 458 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:32,280 a daughter to her father. 459 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,760 A devoted attendee to the Master. 460 00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:37,668 Praise be. 461 00:27:39,553 --> 00:27:41,810 Help us to do your will. 462 00:27:52,978 --> 00:27:55,478 - You shall have a new master. 463 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,703 Praise be to Manos. 464 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,133 Praise be to Manos. 465 00:28:02,006 --> 00:28:03,589 Praise be to Manos. 466 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:50,911 - Darling, you grow more beautiful with each passing day. 467 00:28:50,961 --> 00:28:54,473 - Oh, you shouldn't talk like that. 468 00:28:54,523 --> 00:28:57,685 I'm gonna have to go and tell my husband. 469 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,780 - Some sherry, darling? 470 00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:01,450 I only live to serve you. 471 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:06,500 - Oh, well, maybe I won't tell my husband then, 472 00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:10,320 but you are a very wicked boy. 473 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:12,473 - Um, excuse me, Ma'am. 474 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,840 Can you tell me how to? 475 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,915 - Oh, yes, darling, of course you can come in. 476 00:29:19,965 --> 00:29:23,459 You know Mommy always has time for you. 477 00:29:23,509 --> 00:29:25,993 Come over here and talk with us. 478 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:31,450 We are such a happy family, aren't we? 479 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:36,153 We are so nice and beautiful and happy. 480 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:41,210 So, did you enjoy your walk today? 481 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,023 Did you have fun on your walk with Pepe? 482 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:49,150 You know, you must never wander too far from the house. 483 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,303 Don't ever leave us, baby. 484 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,274 - Okay. 485 00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:59,795 - Oh, no, you must leave this place. 486 00:29:59,845 --> 00:30:03,040 Do not trust anything the Master says. 487 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:05,180 He loves beautiful women. 488 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:09,080 He'll say anything to make you his, don't listen to him. 489 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,120 Shut your ears, shut your mind. 490 00:30:12,170 --> 00:30:13,943 Don't trust him. 491 00:30:15,975 --> 00:30:17,392 Don't, don't, um. 492 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:20,620 Okay. 493 00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:22,157 Don't tell anyone. 494 00:30:22,207 --> 00:30:26,731 And don't even think about it, just run, run away. 495 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,713 While you still can. 496 00:30:32,671 --> 00:30:35,088 The Master is with us always. 497 00:30:37,142 --> 00:30:41,538 No matter where we go, he is with us. 498 00:30:41,588 --> 00:30:46,083 The Master is with us always. 499 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:51,940 - Oh my God, what kind of place is this? 500 00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:56,992 - Nicki. 501 00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:58,063 Nicki. 502 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:00,557 Nicki. 503 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:04,163 Nicki. 504 00:31:05,518 --> 00:31:06,351 Nicki. 505 00:31:07,676 --> 00:31:08,509 Nicki. 506 00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:12,097 The will of Manos draws you. 507 00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:15,733 The will of Manos compels you. 508 00:32:01,707 --> 00:32:03,420 - We have been walking for a while 509 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:05,570 and not only do I not see the road now, 510 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,053 I am not seeing anything. 511 00:32:07,103 --> 00:32:08,790 It's all woods. 512 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,920 How did we get off the road? 513 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:12,490 - We're in unfamiliar territory. 514 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,360 Maybe we got turned around a bit. 515 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,100 We missed the road to the lodge earlier. 516 00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:18,920 - That's because there was no road to the lodge earlier. 517 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:19,850 And then there was. 518 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,560 Ugh, this blows! 519 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,797 I'm going to need a vacation from my vacation 520 00:32:22,847 --> 00:32:24,013 when we get back. 521 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,340 Mm, at least things can't get any worse, right? 522 00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:32,270 - Mm, they can, things can always get worse. 523 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,750 You could get really sick, or you could die, 524 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,890 or someone you know could die. 525 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:37,650 - I didn't realize you were so pessimistic. 526 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,483 - I'm not pessimistic. 527 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:40,960 I'm just trying to keep things real. 528 00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:43,270 We'll probably find help and we'll have a story for later. 529 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,473 - Yeah, I guess. 530 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:47,760 - I just need you to quit blaming yourself. 531 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:48,660 - Okay, I'll try. 532 00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:52,300 - I mean, things could be worse. 533 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,965 - Like we could have run into a murder hippie cult? 534 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,687 - Yeah, or a pack of wild dogs roaming free. 535 00:33:04,175 --> 00:33:07,008 Okay, Imma stop talking right now. 536 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:26,840 - Oh, what was that? 537 00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:30,390 - It was nothing, Ma'am. 538 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,590 - Torgo, what did I tell you about sneaking up on somebody? 539 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,110 You don't want me to have to knock you out again, do you? 540 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,900 - Sorry, Ma'am. 541 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,480 - It's not Ma'am, it is Clara. 542 00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:43,000 - Sorry. 543 00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:43,883 Clara. 544 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,583 - No, I'm sorry. 545 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:47,950 I've just been on edge lately. 546 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,650 Been dealing with a lot of stuff. 547 00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:52,363 Bad stuff. 548 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,760 Really bad stuff and just a little twitchy, I don't know. 549 00:33:57,810 --> 00:33:59,060 - I understand. 550 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,943 I have had difficult times too. 551 00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:09,693 - You too, huh? 552 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,590 - We must go back! 553 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,110 - Look, I don't understand. 554 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:28,160 - Please, Clara, we mustn't wander around the lodge. 555 00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:31,940 Debbie and the Master wouldn't be pleased. 556 00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:34,530 - So the Master, he keeps you here to serve him? 557 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:37,623 - Master keeps us all here to serve Manos. 558 00:34:38,768 --> 00:34:42,060 - Okay, and who's this Manos character? 559 00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:44,705 - Manos knows all. 560 00:34:44,755 --> 00:34:47,358 Manos is all. 561 00:34:47,408 --> 00:34:48,863 - And where is Manos? 562 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,443 - Manos is everywhere. 563 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,830 - Okay, so there's Manos who is everywhere 564 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,824 and the Master, where's he? 565 00:34:57,874 --> 00:35:00,960 - The Master watches us. 566 00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:02,973 The Master has transcended. 567 00:35:04,815 --> 00:35:05,648 - Okay. 568 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:09,003 So then there's Debbie? 569 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,270 Oh, you're afraid of them. 570 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,010 You don't have to stay here. 571 00:35:24,050 --> 00:35:24,883 Let me help you. 572 00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:28,923 I was hurt once too by somebody that I trusted. 573 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,059 You can get out of this. 574 00:35:33,109 --> 00:35:34,673 - I cannot leave. 575 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,995 Master won't allow it. 576 00:35:38,045 --> 00:35:40,586 Debbie won't allow it. 577 00:35:40,636 --> 00:35:42,830 - You seem so scared. 578 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,719 You are in a bad situation here. 579 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:51,260 A guy that I cared about, who I thought cared about me, 580 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,063 he basically stole from me. 581 00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:58,300 And then he had me beat up, pretty bad, 582 00:35:58,350 --> 00:36:00,030 hospital bad. 583 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,863 But I trusted him 584 00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:03,110 and then I thought that everything was fine. 585 00:36:04,590 --> 00:36:07,610 And I see how scared you are. 586 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:11,633 And how long before they do something really bad to you? 587 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:48,610 - I could have sworn they came this way. 588 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:51,500 - Well, if they did they should be out by now. 589 00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:54,033 We both know this road goes nowhere. 590 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:57,910 - Then I don't know where they could have gone. 591 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,699 I don't like the idea of the kids 592 00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:01,953 going deeper into these woods. 593 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:17,380 - Hey, sheriff, take a look at this! 594 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:19,453 - Where the heck did that come from? 595 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,890 Well, would you look at that. 596 00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:37,520 Georgia, do you think you could get the cruiser along this? 597 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,020 - Sir, I could drive a Rambler 598 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,400 through a rabbit hole if I had to. 599 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:44,423 - Good, you go get the car and I'll wait here. 600 00:37:48,322 --> 00:37:50,477 I just hope we're not too late. 601 00:38:00,957 --> 00:38:03,370 - Would you like me to do that for you, Mother? 602 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:05,217 - No, no. 603 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:13,160 - There seems to be an unusual energy 604 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,507 around here today. 605 00:38:14,557 --> 00:38:15,390 - Oh? 606 00:38:17,193 --> 00:38:19,563 - Have you had a visitor, Mother? 607 00:38:23,626 --> 00:38:24,459 - No. 608 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:28,450 No, I spent the afternoon with Debbie. 609 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,723 We had a picnic. 610 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:32,630 - How lovely. 611 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:37,050 And did you meet anyone while you were picnicking? 612 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,130 - What do you mean? 613 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,820 Who could we possibly meet way out here? 614 00:38:40,870 --> 00:38:42,973 - Who indeed? 615 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:46,320 - Oh. 616 00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:49,450 You mean my gentleman friend. 617 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,820 He's no one to worry about. 618 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,917 - You know what I mean! 619 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,320 Who is here? 620 00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:57,437 - Don't be silly. 621 00:38:57,487 --> 00:39:00,043 You know there's only you and me and Pepe here. 622 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,250 So, what would you like to do tomorrow? 623 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,390 Should I make your favorite dinner? 624 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,870 Would you like that? 625 00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:39,827 - Think there's bears in these woods? 626 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,163 - Ugh, I would hate to run up on one 627 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,750 of them in the dark. 628 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,710 - Or snakes. 629 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,797 - Or in the light, for that matter. 630 00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:47,290 - Don't you know about all this woodsy stuff? 631 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,500 - Why, because I'm a lesbian? 632 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,020 - Yeah, sure. 633 00:39:51,070 --> 00:39:52,290 - Do you know about the woods? 634 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,950 You're the man after all. 635 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,323 - I was raised in the suburbs. 636 00:39:55,373 --> 00:39:56,440 - Exactly. 637 00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:58,250 You're a city guy, I'm a city lesbian. 638 00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,500 Need to know about the best place to go 639 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:01,017 for brunch before the Pride Parade? 640 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,142 I'm your woman. 641 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,690 Need to know how to start a fire 642 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:06,008 or build a shelter out of moss, or eat bugs? 643 00:40:06,058 --> 00:40:07,540 I will be at the nearest hotel 644 00:40:07,590 --> 00:40:09,733 getting a mani-pedi, thank you very much. 645 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,313 - What the? 646 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,720 - Uh, hello? 647 00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:19,660 - Is that the lady from the house? 648 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:20,950 - I don't think so. 649 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,480 Hi there, we're a little lost. 650 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:25,440 - We must be closer to civilization than we thought. 651 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,020 No one would go hiking in the woods in that getup. 652 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,520 - No one in their right mind. 653 00:40:29,944 --> 00:40:32,033 - Whoa, sexy ninjas. 654 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,008 - This is starting to feel oddly 655 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:38,054 like a Dear Penthouse letter. 656 00:40:41,129 --> 00:40:42,820 - Sorry to interrupt your backwoods slumber party 657 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:44,160 fashion show, ladies, 658 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,060 but could someone point us back to town? 659 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,064 - Or maybe one of you have a phone we can use? 660 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,173 Maybe not. 661 00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:57,033 - Don't everyone talk at once, please. 662 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:36,940 - Oh thank God, we have found the-- 663 00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:38,493 - Creepy lodge place. 664 00:41:40,704 --> 00:41:42,130 - Less creepy than the woods place. 665 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:44,350 - I thought we were going in one direction. 666 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,070 How did we get so turned around? 667 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,610 - Look, I saw it in Myth Busters. 668 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:48,620 That happens to people all the time, 669 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,960 getting lost in the woods. 670 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,280 As of right now, I'm just happy to see any place 671 00:41:52,330 --> 00:41:53,370 but the woods. 672 00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:54,962 It's dark and the house is the safest place 673 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,410 for us right now. 674 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,130 - You have a point there. 675 00:41:58,180 --> 00:41:59,550 - We can bunk down for the night 676 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,639 and set out as soon as it gets light. 677 00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:03,764 - I'll get the snacks from the car. 678 00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:06,564 - I hope Nicki and Clara have at least had a good rest. 679 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:16,244 - What is up with this house? 680 00:42:16,294 --> 00:42:19,377 It's really starting to creep me out. 681 00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:48,000 Torgo? 682 00:42:51,608 --> 00:42:55,605 - Look, Torgo has a girlfriend! 683 00:43:22,442 --> 00:43:23,859 - Nicki. 684 00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:30,932 Nicki. 685 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,143 Nicki. 686 00:43:42,804 --> 00:43:44,387 - You must go back. 687 00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:49,958 - Nicki. 688 00:43:51,449 --> 00:43:52,282 Nicki. 689 00:44:01,450 --> 00:44:04,050 The will of Manos draws you. 690 00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:17,917 The will of Manos compels you. 691 00:44:19,517 --> 00:44:21,662 - You must leave this house. 692 00:44:21,712 --> 00:44:24,962 - Manos loves beautiful women. 693 00:44:28,218 --> 00:44:30,801 You will be the bride of Manos. 694 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,503 Manos. 695 00:44:38,553 --> 00:44:41,136 You will be the bride of Manos. 696 00:45:03,748 --> 00:45:04,581 - Nicki! 697 00:45:05,747 --> 00:45:06,580 Hey, hey. 698 00:45:07,512 --> 00:45:08,640 Come on. 699 00:45:08,690 --> 00:45:10,690 We gotta get outta here. 700 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:14,307 - Where is everyone? 701 00:45:14,357 --> 00:45:16,107 - I don't know. 702 00:45:19,102 --> 00:45:20,352 - Jay, in here! 703 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,719 Jay. 704 00:45:23,769 --> 00:45:24,602 Pat! 705 00:45:30,198 --> 00:45:31,031 Nicki! 706 00:45:38,171 --> 00:45:39,004 Nicki? 707 00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:47,912 Nicki? 708 00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:08,286 - Nicki? 709 00:46:12,599 --> 00:46:13,453 - Nicki? 710 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,413 - Nicki? 711 00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,677 - Prepare her for sacrifice. 712 00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:56,604 Manos's purpose must be served. 713 00:47:55,381 --> 00:47:56,214 Enough! 714 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,916 Enough of this foolishness! 715 00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:10,100 Come, prepare the sacrifice. 716 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:13,063 The will of Manos must be done. 717 00:48:27,919 --> 00:48:28,973 - Where is everyone? 718 00:48:29,023 --> 00:48:30,273 - I don't know. 719 00:48:32,439 --> 00:48:34,987 - I only live to serve you. 720 00:49:24,016 --> 00:49:25,099 - No, no, no! 721 00:49:27,555 --> 00:49:28,388 No! 722 00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:41,580 - Oh Manos, we conduct this ceremony today 723 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:45,120 of supplication to your awesome power 724 00:49:46,130 --> 00:49:50,877 and bring you this sacrifice of beauty and vibrancy. 725 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:54,340 - Where do you think everyone is? 726 00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:56,210 You think they're okay? - I have no idea. 727 00:49:56,260 --> 00:50:00,470 - I bring you this offering and ask for your blessing 728 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,573 upon me, your humble and true servant. 729 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,400 I ask that which is due me through unwavering abidance. 730 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,613 Your will is mine. 731 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,140 - Nicki? 732 00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:25,510 - Maybe they're in the car. 733 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,700 Maybe they're in the restroom. 734 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:28,620 Maybe they're in another room. 735 00:50:28,670 --> 00:50:30,870 - Maybe they are just playing hide and seek. 736 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:35,930 - This bride has been prepared according to your word 737 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:38,393 and now awaits her new master. 738 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:40,660 - Okay, guys. 739 00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:42,450 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 740 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,113 - Be one with me, oh Manos. 741 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,733 Guide my hand, oh Manos. 742 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:53,120 - Maybe you should just be quiet. 743 00:50:53,170 --> 00:50:56,863 - Jesus. - Let thy will be done. 744 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:02,893 - I'm sorry, I'm just getting scared. 745 00:51:02,943 --> 00:51:03,776 - Silence! 746 00:52:35,107 --> 00:52:36,937 - Do you think one of them's Debbie Ann? 747 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,633 - God, I really hope not. 748 00:52:42,046 --> 00:52:44,550 - Torgo, what the hell. 749 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,259 Why are you still alive? 750 00:52:46,309 --> 00:52:49,147 - I didn't want to, I didn't want to. 751 00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:51,320 - I'm not sorry that you're still alive, 752 00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,198 but I saw what they did to you. 753 00:52:52,248 --> 00:52:54,403 - She has it, I have no control over it. 754 00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:56,550 I have no choice. 755 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,198 - What are you talking about? 756 00:52:59,248 --> 00:53:00,831 - I have no choice! 757 00:53:03,978 --> 00:53:05,765 - Torgo, what did you do? 758 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:06,706 - I didn't mean to. 759 00:53:06,756 --> 00:53:08,089 I had no choice. 760 00:53:09,674 --> 00:53:11,260 - What do you mean? 761 00:53:11,310 --> 00:53:13,005 What is happening here? 762 00:53:13,055 --> 00:53:14,239 - You can't do anything for her now. 763 00:53:14,289 --> 00:53:15,810 You cannot save her. 764 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:16,893 You must leave. 765 00:53:17,873 --> 00:53:18,731 - What'd you do to her? 766 00:53:18,781 --> 00:53:22,400 - It's not safe for you, you must leave. 767 00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:23,463 You must leave now! 768 00:53:31,346 --> 00:53:34,523 - Oh, thank you, how nice of you. 769 00:53:34,573 --> 00:53:35,990 Oh, I love roses. 770 00:53:39,732 --> 00:53:41,200 Thank you, oh! 771 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:43,240 Oh, sherry, is that sherry? 772 00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:44,680 It's my favorite. 773 00:53:44,730 --> 00:53:46,840 Thank you so much. 774 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:50,214 Thank you so much. 775 00:53:50,264 --> 00:53:51,820 Thank you so much. 776 00:53:51,870 --> 00:53:53,290 Thank you. 777 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:55,007 Oh, that's so won... 778 00:54:00,812 --> 00:54:02,056 - What? 779 00:54:02,106 --> 00:54:02,889 - Oh my God. 780 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:03,772 Oh, oh. 781 00:54:04,862 --> 00:54:07,405 Quick, quick, in the closet. 782 00:54:07,455 --> 00:54:08,538 Quick, hurry. 783 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,273 - Nicki. 784 00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:32,130 - Jay, have you noticed? 785 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,680 They are all covered in blood. 786 00:54:36,513 --> 00:54:38,740 - Nicki, what's going on? 787 00:54:55,290 --> 00:54:58,413 - You missed the ceremony, Mother. 788 00:54:58,463 --> 00:54:59,600 - What? 789 00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:02,364 - The ceremony, the sacrifice. 790 00:55:02,414 --> 00:55:05,653 Why were you not in your place? 791 00:55:06,530 --> 00:55:09,860 - Oh, maybe, I'm sorry I missed your tea party, 792 00:55:09,910 --> 00:55:13,970 but Mommy was busy taking care of her hair. 793 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:16,207 - Your hair? 794 00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:19,306 - You know, we have to brush our hair 100 strokes 795 00:55:19,356 --> 00:55:22,283 every day to make it shiny. 796 00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:27,333 - Your hair, Mother, is a tangled nest fit for rodents. 797 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,220 Brushing it doesn't make a difference. 798 00:55:32,270 --> 00:55:35,959 - Now, sweetie, I know you're upset, 799 00:55:36,009 --> 00:55:38,293 but you mustn't be mean to Mommy. 800 00:55:38,343 --> 00:55:39,870 - Silence! 801 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,683 Why were you not in your place? 802 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:50,053 - Killing doesn't help anymore. 803 00:56:03,970 --> 00:56:04,983 - The man! 804 00:56:06,127 --> 00:56:08,570 The man has defiled the Master's bride. 805 00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,970 - What have you done to her? 806 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:12,093 - She belongs to Manos. 807 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:16,510 - He must be punished. 808 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,190 - Jay, Jay, I think we need to go now. 809 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,380 - No, I'm not leaving her here again! 810 00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:24,626 - The man must be punished. 811 00:56:24,676 --> 00:56:26,081 - The man. - Yes. 812 00:56:26,131 --> 00:56:28,034 - He must be punished. 813 00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:30,605 - The man must. - He must be punished. 814 00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:32,359 - The man! - Manos. 815 00:56:32,409 --> 00:56:35,455 - The man. - He must be punished. 816 00:56:35,505 --> 00:56:36,879 - Manos decrees it. 817 00:56:36,929 --> 00:56:37,712 - The man! 818 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,072 - He must be punished. 819 00:56:39,122 --> 00:56:42,039 - Yes, the man. - The will of Manos. 820 00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:47,378 - Look at me, you mad old hag! 821 00:56:47,428 --> 00:56:48,261 - Mad? 822 00:56:49,110 --> 00:56:52,250 Yes, maybe I am mad, 823 00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:57,300 but I'm not the one serving the blood lust of a dead god, 824 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:02,110 mistress of a house of shadows. 825 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,110 - Manos has made me permanent. 826 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,703 You're the one that brought me here. 827 00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:13,300 Why are you so jealous of the power he's given me? 828 00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:14,900 - Power? 829 00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:17,633 Your power fails you. 830 00:57:17,683 --> 00:57:21,780 You're losing control, see! 831 00:57:21,830 --> 00:57:24,453 Even Torgo defies you. 832 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:28,453 - You have failed us, Mother. 833 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,703 Perhaps your service to us has come to its end now. 834 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:39,763 - I do not fear you. 835 00:57:48,973 --> 00:57:52,124 - Torgo, seize her! 836 00:58:18,570 --> 00:58:21,390 - See how I take care of you? 837 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,030 Torgo, I command you. 838 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,400 Take this woman away from here. 839 00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:38,673 You must get away from this place. 840 00:58:39,630 --> 00:58:40,540 Go! 841 00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:41,700 - Wait. 842 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:42,833 Aren't we safe now? 843 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,690 - Child, Manos is permanent. 844 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:49,450 His power is only temporarily 845 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:52,540 weakened by the loss of his vessel. 846 00:58:52,590 --> 00:58:54,550 You must leave this place. 847 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,320 You must, you must go! 848 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:59,740 Now, here, take this. 849 00:58:59,790 --> 00:59:01,750 You must go now. 850 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,650 Take her away from this place! 851 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,430 Leave, take her, quickly. 852 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,313 Go! 853 00:59:26,592 --> 00:59:27,425 - Come on! 854 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:29,923 - I, I cannot. 855 00:59:31,228 --> 00:59:32,011 - What do you mean? 856 00:59:32,061 --> 00:59:33,510 Come on, we gotta get outta here. 857 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,503 - I cannot leave. 858 00:59:35,553 --> 00:59:39,020 - Torgo, you don't owe these people anything. 859 00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:40,280 Let's go! 860 00:59:40,330 --> 00:59:42,140 You can come with me. 861 00:59:42,190 --> 00:59:44,367 - No, I cannot. 862 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:47,523 Manos makes you eternal, but only in the house of Manos. 863 00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:51,333 I cannot leave. 864 00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:54,853 Here, take this. 865 00:59:56,366 --> 01:00:00,897 Take this and bury it far away from here. 866 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:43,843 - Are you hurt? 867 01:00:52,130 --> 01:00:54,690 - Ma'am, you're gonna be all right. 868 01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:57,390 - Just sit tight and we'll get you home. 869 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,940 Wanna tell us what happened in that house tonight? 870 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:07,471 - I think she's in shock. 871 01:01:07,521 --> 01:01:09,340 - At least she got out. 872 01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:11,423 Thank Manos we got here in time. 873 01:01:12,623 --> 01:01:14,213 - Manos be praised. 56245

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