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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,000 If there's anywhere to start a business, Ibiza is that place. 2 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,160 My ambition is to take over the world. 3 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,440 There's more to life than sitting in an office. 4 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,720 I'm running away from reality! 5 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,480 Passed my driving test on the Friday, 6 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,760 turned 21 on the Saturday and moved to Ibiza on the Sunday. 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,520 What is this place? This is mental. 8 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,040 I'm coming to be the best. We can do anything that we put our minds to. 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,400 iPhone screens? They gave me a £160 tip. Oh, my God! 10 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:58,160 I sold a picture of my feet for 50 quid. What?! Shut up! 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,560 People are pissed all the time. I just want to go home. 12 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,240 Jake! You're taking the piss! 13 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,320 Do you want to come work for us? This is going to change my life. 14 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,120 It's starting to get in to full flow, this is when I come alive. 15 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,080 Do you love me? Yeah. 16 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,680 MUSIC: Huarache Lights 17 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,680 Hot Chip 18 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,080 Swag. Yeah! 19 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,040 Pretty buzzing with the view an' all. 20 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,320 This is, like, a blessing. That's what I said. Isn't it? 21 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,480 It seriously is. A blessing for us. 22 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,200 Brothers Liam, Callum and their best mate George 23 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,200 have left their hometown in Derbyshire 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,680 to start a business in Ibiza. 25 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,040 We talk a lot about jumping in at the deep end 26 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,000 and just going for it, so we quit our jobs 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,600 and we flew over the next week. We have no idea. 28 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,880 In Heanor there's not much sun. There's not much beach. 29 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,920 Life back home is slightly depressing. 30 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,280 Our jobs especially, we work as electrical engineers. 31 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,200 Factory-based work, so it's like being in a dungeon all day. 32 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,960 Any time that you're out of work, the only thing to do is drinking. 33 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,880 Spending the money that you earn all week in a job that you hate. 34 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,480 We looked ahead, even five years, and thought, "We can't do this." 35 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,760 I had a little passion for photography and videography, 36 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,400 so we invested a lot of money in to equipment 37 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,840 and we've started this idea. 38 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,720 MUSIC: Bora Bora 39 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,720 by Sacha Collisson 40 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,640 Just a few months ago, the boys ploughed their life's savings 41 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,320 into a new business making promo videos, 42 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,280 despite having zero experience. 43 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,320 If there's anywhere to go for the summer and start a business, 44 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,000 Ibiza is that place. 45 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,080 Welcome to our new crib! 46 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,080 SHE LAUGHS 47 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,400 This is fabulous, yes. It is. 48 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,880 I'm going to Ocean Beach today. 49 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,640 So I need to get ready for that. 50 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:54,160 I'm a spa therapist, I trained since the age of 16. 51 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,880 I absolutely love my job cos 52 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,240 I feel like people come to you to feel better about themselves. 53 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,880 I feel like I've been put on this Earth to make people happy, 54 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,920 to make people feel good. 55 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,040 It's been, like, a really hard year. 56 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,440 Two of my friends have died. 57 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,800 I was coming home every weekend crying and my mum were like, 58 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,360 "Oh, will you shut up. Just quit your job, like. 59 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,240 "If you're that miserable, just sack it off." 60 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,680 So I'm like, "Right. Well, what am I going to do?" 61 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,320 She's like, "Well, go to Ibiza." 62 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,720 So I passed my driving test on the Friday, 63 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,120 turned 21 on the Saturday and moved to Ibiza on the Sunday. 64 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,720 I'm lucky enough to have a family that will support me. 65 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,440 What I do is if I run out of money, I'll lend it off my dad. 66 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,920 I just want to get back to being myself 67 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,800 and get back to my true happiness. 68 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,880 MUSIC: We Got Love 69 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,880 by Sigala ft. Ella Henderson 70 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,200 Bath, shower. 71 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,840 Toilet, my second-favourite place to sit. 72 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,040 KNOCKS ON DOOR 73 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,960 Hey, there. How are you doing, man? I'm Jake. Jake, Sanchez. 74 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,160 How are you doing, mate? Are you good? Yeah, good, bro. 75 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,840 Sweet, new roommate. Yeah. 76 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,040 Yeah. Have you been here for the season before, or...? 77 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,840 Nah, first time. First time, yeah. Same here. Yeah. So what do you do? 78 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,840 I work for Ibiza Rocks. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, VIP host. 79 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,120 What's that like? All right? 80 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,960 In VIP I'm always dancing with all the ladies. Yeah, it's so sick. Why? 81 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,640 What about you? I'm a naked butler. 82 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,360 Really? Yeah, so all of the hen dos. It's a sick job, though, so easy. 83 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,400 Yeah? You'd do well, you're a fellow lifter! 84 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,960 I've been looking for extra work as well, to be honest with you. 85 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,440 There we go, I'll get you in! 86 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,120 Have you seen the balcony yet? Yeah, balcony is sick. 87 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,960 Have you seen the view? I'm going to have a look. The pool as well. Yeah. 88 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,680 That's what I thought when I first saw you, 89 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,800 I thought, like, Baywatch. Do you know what I mean? 90 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,000 You've got the red shorts on. 91 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,880 How are you doing, chaps? All right, you all right? All right. 92 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,360 How's it going, bro, you OK? Yeah, man, you? Yeah, man, it's fine. 93 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,000 All settled in? Yeah, man. What do you do? We're videographers, bro. 94 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,440 Me and my brothers. Is that all over here then, I'm guessing? 95 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,680 Yeah, all over the island, whatever. Nice, dude. 96 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,200 All over the world, hopefully. What do you do, mate? Uh, naked butler. 97 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,080 THEY LAUGH 98 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,800 So do you go out much, then? Pretty much every night I'd say. Really? 99 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,120 Yeah. So I only work six hours a week. 100 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,040 See, mine's obviously, I work five days a week, 101 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,240 but my job is basically like having a good time. Yeah. Yeah, it's sick. 102 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,800 How'd you get a job there, then? Just applied online and stuff? 103 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,240 Yeah, man, applied online back home, and so I booked a flight 104 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,440 the next day, came out, I said, "Listen, I need this one. 105 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,720 "I've been going through shit and this is going to change my life." 106 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,240 Back home, before I came out here, my life basically turned to shit. 107 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,920 ARCHIVE: Good, Sanchez. Get right, Sanchez. Go away from him. 108 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,800 I played for Leeds United from age 12 in the academy, 109 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,960 all the way up to 21 where I got a free professional contract, 110 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,800 travelled the world and then ended up rupturing my Achilles. 111 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:18,320 The devastating injury spelled the end of football for Sanchez. 112 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,960 It was soul destroying because, you know, I've had a lot 113 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,520 of knock backs during football, but that was the first time 114 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,280 that I felt like this was one that I probably couldn't recover from. 115 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,720 And it took me a long time mentally to get to a place where I realised 116 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,760 that, you know, there's still light at the end of the tunnel. 117 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,480 MUSIC: Don't Need No Money 118 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,480 by Imani Williams ft Sigala, Blonde 119 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,320 This is the first time I've ever lived abroad. 120 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,200 It's the first time anyone really in my family's done anything like this. 121 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,800 There you go, guys. Anyone want a drink now? Yeah. Yes, please. 122 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,920 No problem, man. Where are you lot from? Wales. Ah, nice! 123 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,320 So a bit of a distance. Yeah. 124 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,760 We'll go get your mixers and stuff now, OK, guys? 125 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,480 It's starting to get in to full flow, this is when I come alive. 126 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,760 Switching from jet-setting footballer to grafting as a VIP host 127 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,760 would be a culture shock for most, but for Sanchez, 128 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,400 it's the first rung of a new ladder he wants to climb. 129 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,560 My ambition is to take over the world, whether it's through music, 130 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,880 whether it's through DJing, whether it's through hosting my own events. 131 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,160 I'm coming to be the best. 132 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,680 Without hard work, without persistence, 133 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,520 the world doesn't owe you anything, you've got to fight for it. 134 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,560 We are sticking this up. 135 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,000 Well, it was a vision board. 136 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,000 HE LAUGHS 137 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,400 It's a bit scrunched up now. Just a few goals for the future. 138 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:15,680 100k followers by the end of the summer. That was being... 139 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,600 Basically, we follow the law of attraction, 140 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,840 so we want to aim high and... 141 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,960 You never know, you never know what can happen. 142 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,440 How many have you got at the moment? Like 1,000. 143 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,640 Leaving their boozy past behind them, 144 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,440 the boys are attempting to live a new, healthier lifestyle. 145 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:44,000 They've gone vegan, started a daily yoga practice 146 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,200 and they're even trying to give up alcohol. 147 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,120 But since we've done that, it's changed everything. 148 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,920 Any idea, any creation, a new invention, 149 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:01,240 a business idea or anything, starts in the mind. 150 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,600 And that's it. Once you go after something... And if you stay on it. 151 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,480 ..the path will just unfold. 152 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,440 We know we can do anything that we put our minds to. Yeah, we... 153 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,200 And that's why we're, uh, we're an unstoppable force, I think. 154 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,920 There's a few things in the pipeline at the minute. 155 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,840 We've got Zoo Project, 156 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,680 we've got potentially Ocean Beach doing different jobs. 157 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,080 Since arriving on the island, the guys have made 158 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,120 a handful of videos for local businesses and word is spreading. 159 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:47,600 We met a client filming in Ocean that owns a restaurant out here, 160 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,800 and she wants us to go and have a chat with her 161 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,120 and make a mint film of it. 162 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,120 Hello. Hello, my love. How are you? You all right? 163 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,560 Yeah, good, thank you. Yeah, you? Very good, nice to see you. 164 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,000 So... What can we do for you? I'd like a promo video. 165 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,800 Have you done, like, promo videos for, like, restaurants 166 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,360 and things before? 167 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,360 I'm confident that we can knock out 168 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,120 an amazing video for any food and beverage. 169 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,640 What's your ideas behind it? 170 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,520 Can we fly a drone in here? 171 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,520 THEY LAUGH 172 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,560 That's a joke. We don't fly no more drones inside. 173 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,160 No, we can't fly drones in here. I... 174 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,160 If it captures the best experience of Kick, 175 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,520 then you can do as you please. It's, you know, the full experience. 176 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,240 Yeah, that's easily done. Obviously with regards to... 177 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,960 ..payment, obviously that's something that we can discuss later. 178 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,040 We were thinking more of a meal plan... A meal plan? 179 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,720 ..than a payment plan. Then that's fine. 180 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,040 Not a problem at all. Is that sweet? Yeah, of course it is. 181 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,440 We'd be more than happy with that. 182 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,200 Perfect. Definitely. 183 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,080 Very informal high five. 184 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,080 THEY LAUGH 185 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,200 See you later. 186 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,000 Went pretty smoothly. It went very well I thought. Yeah. 187 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,560 We're exchanging a video for a meal plan. 188 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,760 Create them a nice promo video for the restaurant and... 189 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,040 ..puts food in our bellies! 190 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,480 To get experience and exposure, 191 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:16,200 they've decided to accept goods for their services instead of money. 192 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,800 You're getting something, they're getting something, everyone's happy. 193 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,280 People think we're crazy. And we are. We are a bit crazy. 194 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,400 Crazy people are the ones that get there. We're good crazy. Crazy good! 195 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,600 # You can lose your mind 196 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,720 # You can lose your mind. # 197 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,400 PHONE DINGS, HARRIET LAUGHS 198 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:43,400 My bestest friend in the world has just arrived in Ibiza in a camper van. 199 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,360 JJ's, like, the love of my life, but he's gay, so, you know. 200 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,840 If I was gay, he would be my boyfriend. 201 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,080 SHE LAUGHS 202 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:56,680 And, um, he's got a camper van, he's got some plans, so fuck it. 203 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,040 I'm sprucing myself up, ready for JJ! 204 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,320 MUSIC: Changing 205 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,320 by Sigala ft. Paloma Faith 206 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,600 KNOCK AT DOOR 207 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,480 SHE SCREAMS, LAUGHS 208 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,000 THEY SCREAM 209 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,040 As a surprise, JJ has turned up with two other mates, 210 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,000 Tanisha and Shona. 211 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,480 I've got a hair cut! I've got a hair cut! 212 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,200 We were really fucked one night and we were in my bedroom, 213 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,280 and my bedroom feels like a camper van cos it was so small. 214 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,680 And he was like, "Right, I'm going to get us a camper van, 215 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,080 "I'm going to drive it over, we're going to live in it." 216 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,440 So he actually... I thought he was joking cos we were drunk. 217 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,760 And he actually bought the camper van, 218 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,520 drove it over and it's here. 219 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,440 ALL: Cheers! 220 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,440 THEY SQUEAL 221 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,800 Oh, you have to come in to the camper! It's jokes. It is! 222 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,520 We've got fairy lights. It's so... Yeah! And it's this glamper. 223 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,160 Can we have your tapestry though? Yeah! We need to... No. 224 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,760 You look different! Oh, I don't know. What have you done? 225 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,000 Oh, it's a...! You've had a nose job? Nose job, yeah. 226 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,920 Boob job, nose job, but that was, like... All jobs! Yeah, all jobs! 227 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,400 All the jobs! Have you got anything natural left? I'm joking! 228 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,920 My hair! This is mine! 229 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,080 This is mine, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got my nose pierced! 230 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,920 And I loved it and that, but I thought the ring 231 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,800 I had was too small, cos it wasn't noticeable. 232 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,960 People weren't noticing it enough, they weren't... 233 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,280 People weren't going, "Oh, have you had your nose done?" 234 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,120 I love it! I was like, "I've had my nose done!" 235 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,280 So then last night when I was absolutely bamboozled, 236 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,440 I thought, "Oh, fuck it, I'll put that new big one in." 237 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,880 Cos I couldn't feel any pain in my body... Yeah, yeah, yeah! 238 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,720 ..cos I was so fucked. 239 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:37,200 But I did a fucking rookie error, I uploaded a selfie on Facebook 240 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,520 and you can see the piercing, so now my mum knows. 241 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,640 THEY OOH 242 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,120 And I did explain that I can push it up and hide it, and she said, 243 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,000 "No, it's coming out when you come home." 244 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,160 Ow! 245 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,880 Everyone in it. Ready? 246 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,880 With no job yet to worry about, 247 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,560 Harriet decides to take her friends out raving. 248 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,800 Ooh, it's really tiny in here! 249 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:05,160 I'm so excited! Woo! Wow, it's actually real! 250 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,480 Oh, you can rock the boat! # Don't rock the boat, baby! 251 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,680 ALL: # Rock the boat... # 252 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,640 We really need to go like now, like, ASAP. 253 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,960 Ee-ee-ey! 254 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,920 # See how she looks for trouble 255 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,840 # See how she dances and... # 256 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,720 THEY SCREAM 257 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,760 # She sips a Coca Cola... # 258 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,680 This is what Ibiza's about! 259 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,640 # She can't tell the difference, yeah. # 260 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:48,040 It's hen do season in Ibiza and Jake is getting ready for a new client. 261 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,560 I work as a naked butler, 262 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,600 some people get that confused with stripping. 263 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,920 Um, we don't get naked, well, we try not to get naked, 264 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,160 sometimes the apron will come off if they're lucky. 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,040 What it entails is, uh, 266 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,320 surprising a hen do or surprising someone's birthday, 267 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,000 getting them very drunk, playing, you know, sexual games with them. 268 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,800 Just, uh, somewhere for them to get away from their rast, really. 269 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,720 The T-shirt is just the way of the job, 270 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,400 you can't just turn up to the job topless. 271 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:22,280 Otherwise everybody'd see the goods, make it a surprise, and then pow. 272 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,840 Butler Jake. 273 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,760 Jake's job on the island is a long way away 274 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,240 from his nine-to-five in a Plymouth call centre. 275 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,840 When I was calling people, people'd just hang up the phone on me, 276 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,120 people would swear at me, 277 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,440 people would go and tell me to get a real job. 278 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,320 Uh, sitting on the phones all day, same chair, same computer, 279 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,160 calling people that don't want to be called. 280 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,200 And that was pretty much every day, all day. 281 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,360 I just sat there one day 282 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,360 and thought there's more to life than sitting in an office. 283 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,440 You tie one on the back, then you tie again round the front. 284 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:56,520 And do that, underneath, so no girls can undo it when you're not looking. 285 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,800 You've got the full protection. 286 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,200 I came to Ibiza because there's plenty of work out here for me, 287 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,600 I'm working less, way less hours, earning way more money, um, 288 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040 and I'm in the sun every day. 289 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,200 MUSIC: Cuz I Love You 290 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,200 by Lizzo 291 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:14,600 # Cos I love you 292 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,320 # Ooh 293 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,760 # Just you Yeah, yeah 294 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,000 # Yeah, yeah 295 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,840 # Got me standing in the rain... # 296 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,400 So what we're going to do, you're going to place this on my body, 297 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,640 a bit of tape, and you've got to find it in 30 seconds. 298 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,720 Three, two, one, go. 299 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:34,400 # I'm gonna put you on a plane Fly you out to wherever I am... # 300 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,800 Ayah, up, up! Down! Down, inside! Inside! In between! 301 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,400 AYAH: Where, front or back? Very front. Five, four... 302 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,160 Right under the apron. ..three, two, one. 303 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,840 THEY LAUGH 304 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,880 # Baby Oh, baby 305 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,080 # I don't know what... # 306 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,040 The best tip I've got butlering recently, 307 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,800 I was in there for one hour with six ladies, they were 308 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,400 all in their 40s, and they gave me a £160 tip for just the hour. 309 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,480 And so from that job alone I made £210. 310 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,200 THEY GIGGLE 311 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,720 Being felt up's just part of the job, you know, you enjoy it. 312 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,080 Of course kind of a little bit, 313 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,880 but as long as they're having a good time then that's the main, 314 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,960 the main focus. 315 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,280 So they always start so shy, "Ooh, shouldn't do that." 316 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,120 Once they've had a few drinks, they're like, 317 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,560 "Yeah, fuck it! Spank, spank, spank! Just give him some." 318 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,600 And my bum's quite reddish I think, they all gave me a spank. 319 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,480 Hey, guys, guys, guys! OK, go! Go! 320 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,400 The main thing, a lot of butlers will know this, 321 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,560 either you want to get laid or you want to get tips. 322 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,760 The best thing to do is leave when you're meant to leave 323 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,800 and you're more than likely going to get tipped. 324 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,400 So if you want to have sex, go ahead, but you won't get tipped. 325 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,720 MUSIC: Chameleon 326 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,720 by Pnau 327 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,560 What time is it now? 9:20. So we've got about an hour? 328 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,200 Yeah, and it takes us 20 minutes to get to San' An'. Plenty of time. 329 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,640 If we go now. 330 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,760 It's a big day for the boys! 331 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,240 You'll be ready to go in a minute, won't you? Yeah. 332 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,120 They're heading back to Kick for a full day's filming. 333 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,640 I'm going to be a pain in the ass now 334 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,120 and ask to borrow you for a second. 335 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,360 I just need to get a shot of you approaching 336 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,600 the restaurant like you're just turning up. 337 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,960 I'll show you afterwards! It'll look sick, boys. Right, away you go. 338 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,520 You go and sit down with your boys. 339 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,840 We didn't actually plan to come to Ibiza. No, we didn't. 340 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,280 We bought all this equipment, 341 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,960 and then one day an apartment popped up on Facebook and we was like... 342 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,760 At that point in the year... It got the mind ticking, didn't it? Yeah. 343 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,760 And we were like, "Let's just do it." 344 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,680 It's a good job you're not fucking gurning, isn't it, boys? 345 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160 Get a couple of shots of her steps. Yeah. 346 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,200 And it'll just flash on to that and then on to that, 347 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,480 and then maybe a wide of her walking away... Yeah. 348 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,720 ..with a tray, and that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 349 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,040 But growing the business wasn't the only reason 350 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,680 Liam teamed up with his brother, Callum. 351 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,240 I seen how he was living, he was in the cycle I was in. 352 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,600 Getting pissed all the time, not doing anything productive. 353 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,200 I just wanted to bring him in to something that 354 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,600 I know is going to be a success in, in the future. 355 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,680 Did you get the slow-mos here? 356 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,280 I want to try and get four slow-mos that are good. 357 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,560 I've got good customer shots, um, 358 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,120 and I'm happy to fucking call it a wrap, then, if you lads are. 359 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,720 Yeah. 360 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,720 MUSIC: Ride It 361 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,720 by Regard 362 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,600 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Do you feel like you're in Australia 363 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,920 when I do my Australian accent? 364 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,040 Do you know? Cos of all the hula necklaces and shit? 365 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,480 BRITISH ACCENT: If you're going to be Australian, then I'm going to be British, mate. 366 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,960 You're not very good at the British accent though. No, yeah. 367 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,760 Harriet is rapidly running out of money, but she's spending another 368 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,640 night hanging out with her friends instead of looking for a job. 369 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,760 I'm benefiting by being out here, being with my friends, 370 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,120 making them laugh. 371 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,600 And it's recharging me, do you know what I mean? 372 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,160 It's making me feel a bit better. 373 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,000 Oh, they put it on! They put What's Going On on, let's go. 374 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000 # I realised quickly when I knew I should 375 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,680 # That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man... # 376 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,040 It's been probably one of the hardest summers of my life. 377 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,000 # For whatever that means... # 378 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,800 Two of my friends have died this year. 379 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,040 Like, due to suicide as well, and it's like, 380 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,440 I think when things like that happen you're just like... 381 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,720 ..but why? Do you know what I mean? It kind of knocks you back a bit. 382 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,800 # I wake in the morning and I step outside... # 383 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,920 Basically Elliot is my boyfriend, but he, he died, 384 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,160 he, suddenly we lost him about 11 weeks ago. 385 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:16,000 That's why I'm here in Ibiza running away from reality! 386 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,440 # Scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? # 387 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,720 Let me dedicate this dance to Elliot Fenton! 388 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:28,600 ALL: # Hey, yeah, yeah Hey, yeah, yeah 389 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,560 # I said hey, what's going on? 390 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,240 Sad things happen all over the world all the time. 391 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,240 And no-one else can take the pain away from you. 392 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,000 # Hey, yeah, yeah hey, yeah... # 393 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,640 But you can change how you feel and you can control the situation. 394 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,400 Your mind's so powerful. 395 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,720 And if you tell yourself every day that you're going to be OK, 396 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720 you fill yourself with positivity. 397 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,320 Even if every day you're not OK and nothing positive happens, one day, 398 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,760 at the end of it all, you're going to be fine. 399 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,480 Group hug! Group hug! 400 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,480 THEY CHEER 401 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,560 THEY LAUGH 402 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,560 Everybody! 403 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,840 Fucking hell. I feel a bit taken aback. 404 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,680 This is me the day after the last. 405 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,800 The last time you saw me I was bloody bamboozled, with a capital B. 406 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,400 And, um, I'm currently brushing my hair with a fork 407 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,600 because I actually lost my hairbrush and everything I own. 408 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,880 Including my dignity, which seemingly swam off! 409 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:50,920 Before my own eyes! And I was like, "Where are you going? Come back!" 410 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,880 Never seen it since, so I've still not got my dignity. 411 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,000 So, yeah, this is why I'm brushing my hair with a fork. 412 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,240 Questioning my life. 413 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,040 Why am I still here in Ibiza? I'm jobless. 414 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,120 I've got about 3p left to my name. 415 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,080 That's one thing about this island, like, 416 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,280 it either makes you or breaks you. Oh, yeah. 417 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,880 It puts a lot of barriers in the way, 418 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,760 it's like, it's like it's testing you to see if you're worthy. 419 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,120 I've seen it break people's spirits, man. Yeah, definitely that. 420 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,400 Sanchez has organised a lunch for the boys, 421 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,600 but roommate Jake has been out all night and is MIA. Gracias, amigo. 422 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,840 The empty chair. You said you went through some... 423 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,560 Yeah, the empty chair, bro, says it all. Rock it, shake it. Look. 424 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:45,160 This is the sound of no discipline. Yes, it is, you're right. Very true. 425 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,360 He's going to be gutted that he's missed out on some of this food. 426 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600 I thought about it cos everyone went for a meal, 427 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,760 but, like, I'm just not feeling it. 428 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,520 Not feeling very well. 429 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,600 And I've got a friend coming over in a minute, so... 430 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,640 I don't know her, I got her on Instagram. 431 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,760 She says she's out in Ibiza at the moment. 432 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,080 And she said, "Oh, shall we meet?" 433 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,400 And I was like, "Do you want to come look after me?" 434 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,440 Obviously...with all that entails. 435 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,040 I definitely do not want a girlfriend, 436 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,280 I could not think of anything worse than a girlfriend. 437 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,200 I just like having sex, that's it, like. 438 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,320 Everyone's got different hobbies, mine is making love. 439 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,760 PHONE BEEPS 440 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,560 I think we've got a voice note from him. 441 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,720 JAKE: To be fair, like, 442 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,600 I do feel bad for not coming cos I don't want to 443 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,880 let the lads down and that, but I just felt so shit, like, 444 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,200 when I'm hungover, like, all I want to do is just like stay 445 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,920 on my own and just, like, have a little bit of breathing space. 446 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,320 ALL: Stay on his own! He's full of shit! 447 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,520 He's texted me saying that I'm in your room with a bird, 448 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,720 just keeping you updated. 449 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,400 So why have you gone in to my bed in my room? 450 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,680 That's not the arrangement we made. His sweaty back 451 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,960 all over your sheets. Mate, don't, his big seven-foot gorilla back. 452 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,040 Mate, he's got KFC all over his fingers still from last night. Ah. 453 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,320 Be rubbing them greases. 454 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,080 You're actually going to get me mad, bro. Cos I don't... 455 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920 My room, and you've seen it, I keep it tidy. You do, you do, yeah. 456 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,960 It's clean, I always make sure that I make the bed, 457 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,440 I always clear up, I always, you know, wipe down. 458 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,760 Some girl that I don't know, I've got belongings in there. Yeah. 459 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,440 Yeah, no, I'm not happy with that, man. It's deeper than just... 460 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,400 Yeah, of course. ..being on my bed. 461 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,640 Jake! You're taking the piss. That is my space. 462 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,840 Don't tell me, I'm going in to your bed. You're not asking, you told me! 463 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,400 You said, "I'm going in to your room." 464 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,840 So you acknowledged that it's mine 465 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,440 and you're telling me you're going in. 466 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,800 I've been in there by myself, I get washed, I get changed, 467 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,080 I chill, I'm on the phone, in my own space. 468 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,640 Is that not right? Yes or no? 469 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,040 All right, so if I want to be close with a girl...? No, no, no. 470 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,960 Yes or no? I'm asking you a question, yes or no? 471 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,760 The answer is yes. We'll talk properly when I get back anyway. 472 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,080 He's got his ego... Yeah. 473 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,520 ..and he feels like he's entitled, 474 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,680 so I don't give a fuck how big you are, 475 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,680 whatever you think you are or whatever you think 476 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,280 you are in this world in your own head, have manners. 477 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,480 If you're just shagging, stay in your own bed. 478 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,840 Hi. Hello. I messaged you. 479 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,720 A couple hours later, Jake is back in his own bed, 480 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,400 but he's made his mark in Sanchez's. 481 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,000 My stuff's on the floor though. 482 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,920 Lovely. 483 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,480 KNOCK ON DOOR 484 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,520 Yes, my Gs? Come to check on Jake. Ooooh! Fucking hell! 485 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,960 THEY LAUGH 486 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,960 Do you know what? Yeah, man. 487 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,080 Yeahhhh! 488 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,880 The guys may have finished the promo for cafe Kick, 489 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,920 but empty wallets are starting to cause cracks in the group. 490 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,200 I think we should be charging for our videos. 491 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,760 Yeah, when it's right to charge, sometimes it isn't right to charge. 492 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,920 Sometimes, yeah, but you still want to be getting your worth. 493 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,200 We're smashing the videos now... Yeah. 494 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,880 That level, you should be getting something from it. 495 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920 We have different views. 496 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,480 Obviously out here with, with it being a new business 497 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,040 and that, we haven't got a steady income. 498 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,720 So it is a risk, massive risk, um, and my... 499 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,520 The funds that I've got for whilst being out here 500 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,360 are starting to dwindle. 501 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,600 This season is a key season to be networking and... Yeah. 502 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,720 ..making sure we're in with all the top dogs for next summer... 503 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,760 Yeah, but my worry is that I'm nearly out of money. 504 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,720 If you want to leave, I'll support you if you want to leave. 505 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,880 If you want to stay, 506 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,040 I'll do everything I can to make your life here as good as it can be. 507 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,000 I know how this island works though, bro. You've just got to trust me. 508 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,560 As much as I talk bollocks. 509 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,000 So I trust that it's, that I know what I'm on about. 510 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,920 Our goal for this summer is to achieve total freedom 511 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,320 so we can travel the world. 512 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,400 We don't want to go back to England and end up having to go 513 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,600 and get another job. Yeah. Cos that's not happening. 514 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,960 That's not happening. That's never happening. 515 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,240 Liam's master plan is put to the test 516 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,200 when the boys head back to Kick for the verdict on their video. 517 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,360 Nice to see you, are you all right? Yeah, good, you? 518 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,320 Yeah, I ate, so thank you. 519 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,440 It's this shape cos it's built for mobile phones. 520 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960 MUSIC: Heat 521 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960 by Rapson 522 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,600 THEY DRUM ON TABLE 523 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,000 I'm actually really shocked. It's really, really good. 524 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,680 I'm really impressed. Well done. Sweet. My pleasure. 525 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,360 That's the first restaurant video we've done. Yeah. Is it? Mm. 526 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,080 So I can't wait to put it out there. 527 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,200 See you later! Thank you. See you. 528 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,840 Thank you for everything, I really appreciate it. Take care, thank you! 529 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,560 It's incredible. I'm very, very impressed. 530 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,520 Um, I didn't expect something incredible, 531 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,480 so I'm really, really happy and I can't wait to show it to everybody. 532 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,280 That's the first time we've ever actually shown someone a video 533 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,800 and actually seen their reaction first off as well. Yeah. 534 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800 Yeah, we're happy, aren't we, boys? Yeah. Yeah, 535 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,160 and we get fed every day from it, 536 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,960 so that was the main, that was the main goal for us. 537 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,520 Just to get food. Save us a few pennies. Yeah. 538 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,640 Liam's always said that when we run out of money, he'll lend me some. 539 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,920 I know that what we've got here is a good thing, 540 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,640 and if we work hard together, we can achieve good things. 541 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,280 Oo-ey! Oo-ey. 542 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,280 To be reunited! Oh, dear, that's my hand. Oo-ey! 543 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,200 SHE LAUGHS 544 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,200 Me bank account being emptied again. 545 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,840 With Harriet getting herself further in to debt, concerned dad Gordo 546 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,520 and his girlfriend, Tina, have flown out to see her. 547 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,760 So have you been looking forward to coming out to see me? Have I! 548 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,480 I thought it was really nice for you to come 549 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,480 and pick us up at the airport. Yeah. Oh, sorry, you didn't, did you? 550 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,160 The problem was that I fell back asleep, that's all. 551 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,000 If I hug him for longer than 30 seconds, 552 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,280 it starts to get a bit weird, don't it? Yeah. 553 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,080 No, if you hug me for more than 30 seconds, 554 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,640 I know my pockets have been emptied. 555 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,640 THEY LAUGH 556 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,600 I've mugged you whilst I'm hugging you. 557 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,040 What would be your ideal job here? 558 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,400 My ideal job would be doing skin and stuff. 559 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,040 So why have you not gone in to that? 560 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,840 Salons here are very Spanish, and then the English ones, 561 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,280 they mainly just want you to do nails. 562 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,160 Like, I really can't be bothered doing nails all the time. 563 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,480 It's tough, isn't it? I know. I know. 564 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,760 My glass eye's watering, Harriet. Hold on a minute. 565 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,920 I'm feeling that sorry for you. 566 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,560 There's always next year. I can't afford it, Harriet. What? 567 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,120 Coming back next year? I don't know. 568 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,840 No, I can't afford you to keep coming back. 569 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,600 I don't know. You can't afford it. 570 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,600 SHE LAUGHS 571 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,120 I know, I don't know. 572 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,160 Well, this year's been very challenging. 573 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,360 If I'd have gone home, 574 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,000 I wouldn't have got through it as quickly as I have now. 575 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,440 People shouldn't feel the need to kill themselves, but... They do. 576 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,640 They do, so... They do. It's made me appreciate life a lot more. 577 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,560 MUSIC: Crazy World 578 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,560 by Miss Talented 579 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,680 Sanchez may be on another long shift, but with big aspirations, 580 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,280 he knows he's in the right place to make contacts. 581 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,880 The people that I meet on a daily basis is crazy. 582 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,920 From the celebrities and, you know, all the professionals. 583 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,880 MUSIC: Crank That 584 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,880 by Soulja Boy 585 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,040 I love seeing live music, I love seeing artists do their thing. 586 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,880 There's my boy Kirby doing his thing right now. Go on. 587 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,560 # Soulja Boy off in this Oh, watch me crank it 588 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,720 # Watch me roll Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy... # 589 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,280 DJ and producer Kirby is Ibiza Rock's resident hype man. 590 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,880 # Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy 591 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,160 # Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy... # 592 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,440 He's also an industry hero to Sanchez. 593 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,080 I mean, look what he's doing. 594 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,560 You've got hundreds of people in one place having a good time. 595 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,160 So whether I'm creating the songs, 596 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,680 whether I'm creating the music, 597 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,160 whether I'm creating the atmosphere, hosting, or whether 598 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,160 I'm DJing, I want to be able to make the whole place rock like this. 599 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,960 # Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy 600 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,560 # Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy 601 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,480 # Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy 602 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,520 # Now watch me you 603 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,160 # Crank dat, Soulja Boy Now watch... # 604 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,440 Sanchez has wanted to sit down with Kirby 605 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,960 ever since he started working at Ibiza Rocks. 606 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360 Today, he's blagged his chance. 607 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,240 What are you saying though? Oh, I'm good, man. 608 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,320 Well, the main reason obviously I wanted to talk is 609 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,720 I want to get in to the DJing. 610 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,720 So I was noticing, I think me and, uh, Danny, who was there... Yeah. 611 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,840 We were both like, "Yo, this dude's like, his energy level is high." 612 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,960 And literally every day and we see you, and it's early sets at the pool. 613 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,280 Yeah. I always know if I look around and there's Sanchez, 614 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,920 there's going to be a vibe, man. Cos you play the music that I love. 615 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,480 So obviously when I'm here and I'm hearing all this other stuff 616 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,640 and then I hear your music, I'm gasping cos that's me. 617 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,720 What was your start? 618 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,400 Like, how did you even get in to it, like, to get to where you are now? 619 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,200 So I was playing a lot at home, residencies. 620 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,760 I was in a pretty bad place, I felt lonely, relationship-wise, 621 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,520 just broken up with someone, wasn't really working out that well. 622 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,560 And then I just, I get this cherub out of nowhere saying, 623 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,200 "Do you want to come work for us?" 624 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,800 So I went from playing in bars and clubs at home to like...fully in. 625 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,640 I was just like, "I like this." 626 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,920 That is literally what happened to me. 627 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,200 I felt like I had no ties at home, I had nothing kind of to be there for. 628 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760 Yeah. And then I saw this opportunity and I jumped at it. 629 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,720 And most people that are here working 630 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,440 in exactly the same position as you. 631 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,160 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. 632 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,360 # Who-oo-oa, c'est la vie 633 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,160 # Maybe something's wrong with me... # 634 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,720 You find out that they quit their job 635 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,560 or something didn't work out and this thing came up. 636 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,720 # I am free Ooh, I am free... # 637 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,280 So many people come here for so many different reasons. 638 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,920 But ultimately they will... Still find a common ground. Yeah. 639 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,480 There's still so much more of the season to go, I can't wait. 640 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,120 # Just tryin' to find my home sweet home 641 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,600 # Sweet home, sweet home sweet home... # 642 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,200 I'm looking forward to seeing where it takes me. Me too. 643 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,560 # I drink a little more than recommended 644 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,760 # This ain't exactly what my heart expected... # 645 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,920 SONG CONTINUES 646 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,360 Hi. Hi, I'm Lauren. Nice to meet you. 647 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,320 I don't know. 648 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,320 HE CLAPS 649 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,040 I'm Max, nice to meet you. 650 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,640 Oh. Oh, shit. 651 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,640 THEY LAUGH 652 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,520 I have come to Ibiza to be free. 653 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,080 She's gorgeous, so I enjoy chatting her up. 654 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,760 How many people have you slept with? 147. 655 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,360 Well, I get pissed because then, like, I don't feel like shit. 656 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,600 And then I fuck girls cos I don't feel alone. 657 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,520 And I want videos of you sucking dick and getting fucked. 658 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,440 Oh, God. What are you doing? You need to look at your temper. 659 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,560 I just want to go home. 660 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,480 I came here by myself 661 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840 and I ended up making friends that I want to know for life. 662 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,720 Cheers to all of us! Cheers! Yes! 663 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,720 It was everything that I wanted it to be. 92704

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