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Tawny Young reporting
live from Gotham City Hall
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as the mayor, in a
rare public appearance,
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has come out to honor the heroes
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who fought so bravely
in the Battle of Gotham.
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I present you each
with a key to the city.
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There you go, Superman
and, of course, Wonder Woman
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and Batman.
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Check out that grip.
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There you go, space cabbie.
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Couldn't have done it without you.
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Who the fuck are these guys?
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Commissioner Gordon, what do you think
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of this beautiful ceremony?
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I'm just so honored to be
getting a key to the city
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seeing as I was here the whole time
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protecting lives.
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The Mayor's probably
saving the best for last
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like I did with the
Mission Impossible movies.
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I watched one first
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- but then I went to four...
- Mmm-hmm. Let's listen.
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There's one last person
I need to thank today.
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If it weren't for him, our
city would still be riddled
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with supervillains.
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This mustachioed servant of the people
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may not have powers
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but, man, he sure is super.
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That's right, citizens.
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I hereby honor myself.
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What? What about me?
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We helped this city together.
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Not him.
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Seriously, I think I've seen this guy
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like one other time, like, ever.
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Dr. Psycho, check.
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Riddler, check. Welcome
back, by the way.
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Harley Quinn!
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Don't tell me...
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You're not supposed to be here.
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Is anyone supposed to be anywhere?
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Oh, you wanna talk about it?
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Maybe over a fruit cup.
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Nah...
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I wanna be alone with my thoughts.
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Don't worry about me. I'll
break out when I'm done.
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I'm just going through
a personal crisis.
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Actually, I'll take
that fruit cup though.
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Well, fruit cup in
exchange for conversation.
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Sort of linchpin of this
whole social contract.
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So... I'm gonna go.
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Look, thank you for giving
me a chance to talk to you.
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Why did you do it?
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I don't know. I fucked up.
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I wish I had a better answer.
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I love you.
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That Harley stuff was a stupid fling
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and a mistake.
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And I promise it will
never happen again.
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If you don't want to marry me,
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just say it so I can go to a bar,
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and get loaded and get into
an argument with somebody
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about what the most metal
album of all time is.
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And then start crying
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for no reason and puke on myself
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Oh, Kite Man, I do. I
do want to marry you.
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And if you, you know,
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were a metal album,
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you'd be Appetite for Destruction.
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- You know...
- What? What...
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GNR is not even metal.
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What are we even talking about?
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- Is this...
- Chuck, I hate that I hurt you.
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You know, you deserve everything.
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And I know this doesn't fix anything.
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But could you pull over here?
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Ta-da! It's the old Gotham corn factory.
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What is this? Is this
just a tour of my failures?
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It's your dream wedding venue.
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If you still, you know,
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wanna get married to this old gal.
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What about Condiment King?
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Didn't that dick face already
call dibs on this monument
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to rustic perfection?
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So about that...
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Come to ask for an invite to
our wedding, Ivy?
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Change of plans, sauce fucker.
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It's Condiment King!
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So, you know, he just, sort of,
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decided to just give it to me
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and he is still obviously
very much alive.
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But he's, sort of, like
out of town indefinitely,
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and no one knows if
he'll ever come back,
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but, you know, probably not.
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Ivy, Kite Man, we're so happy
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to have you at the old corn factory.
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We know your wedding will be perfect.
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Wait. You risked your life
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against one of the
most formidable villains
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Gotham has ever seen
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just to give me my dream venue?
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I think that's maybe
like an overstatement
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of Condiment King. But essentially, yes.
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That's what I did because I love you.
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So... What do you say?
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You wanna get married or what?
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Wow. This is a lot to think about.
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You, probably, can't tell right now,
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but I am tots overwhelmed.
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Look, just take your time.
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You know, just know
that it's waiting for you
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if you want it.
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Why are you so calm, Gordo?
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Aren't you excited to see
me going back to Arkham?
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I'm a complex man with many emotions.
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that must be sifted through.
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The Mayor didn't give
you the key to the city
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- and now you're sad.
- I don't have a key, goddammit!
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I mean, no, that's not it at all.
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That was a dumb guess.
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Dummy!
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Let me give you a
little piece of advice.
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You don't wanna be the one
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who gets the key to the city,
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you wanna be the one who gives it.
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Yeah, Gordo.
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You should run for mayor.
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I got into public service
to shoot bad guys
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while allowing for the
occasional accidental
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shooting of an innocent,
because no one's perfect!
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I don't even like politics.
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Well, I love 'em.
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Come on, let's overthrow
Mayor What's-his-name?
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I can run your whole
campaign from behind bars
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like a real campaign manager.
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No!
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But let's just say for
argument's sake I want the job.
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Being the police commissioner
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of the most dangerous city in America,
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I got low favorables.
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You also seem like a
hair-trigger reactionary
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kind of guy who runs his mouth off
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when he's backed into a corner.
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That's bullshit.
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Say that to my fucking face!
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Ah-ha! See, you're a cop,
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but you're not a hero.
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Unless, you do something heroic
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that gets your name in the papers.
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Cuffing your occasional
costumed psycho isn't splashy.
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But guess what?
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A little bird told me
that Ivy and Kite Man
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are getting married on Saturday.
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And I've got their guest list.
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All these criminals
will be in attendance
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- with their guard down.
- Wait a minute.
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I just have an idea.
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I bust that wedding and I become a hero
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as big as Batman.
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Now you're getting it, Mr. Mayor.
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Hey, there, sweetheart. Why so gloom?
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What are you guys doing here?
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Really?
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So did you get the
paperless post reminder?
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Ivy's wedding is on.
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And the bride still wants you to come.
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I'm not going.
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I'll just be a distraction
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and like Ivy said,
I always fuck everything up.
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It's your goddamn best friend's wedding!
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Yeah and for once,
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I wanna make the right
choice. Restraint.
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Everyone wants you there.
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And you wouldn't want
to miss my performance
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of an aria.
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I'll be singing at the reception.
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Did we mention there's
going to be vanilla cake?
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- I'm not going.
- I'll save you a seat.
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So you're bailing on your
best friend's wedding?
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Why is everyone so chatty?
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This place used to be
great for silent brooding.
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If you're really worried about someone
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dragging Ivy's wedding
to hell in a handbasket,
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I got bad news.
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- What is it?
- Help break me out
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and I'll tell you.
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- I ain't buying it.
- All right.
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That's fine.
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Screw over your best
friend twice, I guess.
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Gordon's planning to arrest
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all the villains at the
wedding. He told me himself.
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The cojones on that guy.
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How the fuck's he
going to pull that off?
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Oh, he probably won't.
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But he's gonna try.
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And I mean, these weddings...
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Oh!
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... they're so meticulously planned.
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Anytime you throw a wrench in it,
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it's like a ripple of...
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Well, if I can't fuck up Ivy's wedding.
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- No one can!
- Okay.
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I hear bells ringing.
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Listen up. I didn't
just bring you in here
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to enjoy these vegan donuts.
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Vegan?
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We have a special mission today.
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Oh, come on, boss. It's Saturday.
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I've got my half-sister's baby shower.
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We're going to Poison Ivy
and Kite Man's wedding.
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Ivy's going through with it, huh?
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You mean Kite Man's
going through with it?
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After all that woman's done to him.
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Look, we don't know the
emotional underpinnings
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of that relationship
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but by God we will when we
arrest those two lovebirds
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along with every major
supervillain in the city
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who didn't have prior weekend plans.
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Sounds like Batman's problem.
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Well, I am off to my
half-sister's baby shower.
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Not so fast, Cheryl.
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Aren't you tired of the
supers getting all the credit?
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Here. Here's the guest list.
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Take one. Pass 'em along.
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These are the most powerful
supervillains in Gotham.
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Exactly. It's pretty badass.
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Pretty damn key worthy.
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But, sir, these people have
a myriad of superpowers.
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And what do we have?
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A damn good plan.
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Oh, Father, I gotta
sin I've gotta confess.
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Ah, this isn't really a good time, son.
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Yeah, uh, I must confess.
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All righty then, what is it, my son?
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I punched out a priest.
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Look at you! Looking
all elegant and shit.
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You come alone?
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My name is...
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Can I get an amen?
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Amen, sir.
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Oh! Oh, now this is majestic.
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It is very 2014 Pinterest.
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Kite Man is a basic
bitch through and through.
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Oh, he's drinking out of a mason jar.
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I am so nervous.
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Relax. Weddings are a joyful occasion.
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You know, unless you're
one of the bridesmaids.
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The gifts are okay, I guess.
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I'm not nervous about the wedding.
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I'm nervous about
performing at the reception.
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This particular piece
is a musical minefield.
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The tricky rhythms,
dramatic shifts in pitch.
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One needs the lung
capacity of an Adam Lambert.
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Aren't you cute?
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Look, I'm sure Ivy will love the song.
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I don't care if she loves it.
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I only care if he does.
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Catwoman's date?
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How dare you? That's
not just Catwoman's date.
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That's cinema auteur, Tim Burton.
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If I deliver a siren song for the ages,
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it could be my big break.
263
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So you weren't singing
this song out of love?
264
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- I was, out of love for acting.
- Mmm-hmm.
265
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Oh, my gosh! She's here.
266
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Hey, hi, howdy, hello,
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everybody continue
talking amongst yourselves.
268
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Everything's cool.
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Harley! I'm so glad you decided to come.
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- Love wins again.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Long live Poison Kitey.
272
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Well done. That's one less thing
273
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you'll regret your entire life.
274
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
275
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So are there other rooms here or what?
276
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They have us corralled
in here for cocktail hour.
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Right under this godforsaken AC
278
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- which is doing nothing...
- Gordon.
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... my vocal chords!
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I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
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There you are, Gordon.
282
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- There you are.
- Ah! Don't touch me.
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Let's get you
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with the other bridesmaids, okay?
285
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It's almost showtime.
286
00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:47,898
So how's everyone been?
287
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What the crap, Harley?
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I'm here. Ready to maid.
289
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You weren't at the rehearsal.
290
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,198
How are you gonna know how to walk?
291
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Uh, right foot, left foot. Repeat.
292
00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,208
You bailed on Ivy.
293
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What do you care? Are
you even a bridesmaid?
294
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I still have all the
responsibilities of a bridesmaid.
295
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Just not the fashion ones.
296
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You think I'd be
caught dead in that rag.
297
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,548
Okay. Well, then can I wear yours?
298
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:13,218
Which ten pounds do you
plan on leaving behind?
299
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,588
Ladies, I'm just here to support Ivy.
300
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:17,388
That is the only reason I'm here.
301
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,398
Please give me the chance
to make it up to her.
302
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,860
And you. Cobb squad forever.
303
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,169
Damn!
304
00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:27,868
I thought she was just being a
beep. This really is too tight.
305
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,938
Hold still, goddamn it!
306
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,138
- BRB!
- Hey, I'm not done!
307
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,578
You said you'd braid my hair! Fuck!
308
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:37,578
Where are you, you rat bastard?
309
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,118
What did you just call me?
310
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,018
- Harley?
- Oh, hey, Mr. Groom.
311
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I just wanted to say mazel tov
312
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and I wish you many happinesses.
313
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,458
I am having so many emotions right now.
314
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,928
None of them I would
categorize as happy.
315
00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,858
Hey, where's Frank?
He said if this happened,
316
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:54,396
he'd have a pocket
full of zannies for me.
317
00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:56,497
There you are, my runaway bridesmaid.
318
00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,368
I'm supposed to keep you two apart.
319
00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,400
Yikes!
320
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,008
Hey, Jen, hair looks great.
321
00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,168
No thanks to you.
322
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:06,338
Yass, queens. Okay, attitude.
323
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,108
Give me attitude. Great. Love it.
324
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,278
Got you, Gordo!
325
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,697
Ah, fuck my ass.
326
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,948
No one ruins my best friend's wedding
327
00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,488
but me!
328
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,988
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
329
00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,708
Mr. Covington, Help, the venue rep.
330
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,958
He's bleeding.
331
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,458
Hey, where do I stand for the...
332
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,328
- Tad!
- Ivy!
333
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,958
Wow. You look stunning.
334
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,730
Harley!
335
00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,970
Hey, Tawny, it's the Commish...
336
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:35,098
... ioner.
337
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,269
- Commissioner?
- Gordon.
338
00:12:36,271 --> 00:12:38,079
Yes. Listen, I've got the
scoop of the year for you.
339
00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:40,408
Bring your cameras down to
the old Gotham corn factory
340
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,449
because there's gonna be
341
00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:43,981
something real heroic going down.
342
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,048
You're ruining my wedding.
343
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,118
I'm trying to do the opposite of that.
344
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,088
I keep finding people
that you've punched out
345
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,988
and then you made the
photographer faint.
346
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,488
- But...
- Look, I just need this day
347
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:56,828
to go smoothly for Kite Man.
348
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:57,919
I mean, he's a mess.
349
00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,158
I mean, he didn't even want you here.
350
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,628
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
351
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,168
It's just... Look,
this is supposed to be
352
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,638
the happiest day of my life, you know?
353
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,668
I mean, that is if you ascribe
to those patriarchal norms
354
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:12,068
about a woman's value fading
after she gets chosen by a man.
355
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,508
Which we don't, right?
356
00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,538
Regardless, it's supposed to be,
357
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,908
overall, a really good vibes day
358
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,578
and it's barely hanging on by a thread.
359
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,719
I mean, I feel like I'm just
360
00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:23,010
sick of managing everyone's feelings.
361
00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,218
I have my own.
362
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,418
I'm nervous and I'm scared
about the future, too.
363
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,258
But... I don't get a time
364
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,228
to just like reflect
about that, you know,
365
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,058
before I walk down the
goddamn aisle forever.
366
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:37,998
No, because someone's
going around cold-cocking
367
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,368
- all my goddamn vendors. Shit.
- But...
368
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,268
- But Ivy...
- Harley!
369
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:45,008
Your friendship means the world to me
370
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,803
but, maybe, I'm kidding myself
371
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,407
that I can have my cake and eat it too.
372
00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:50,548
You know, you can't stop being you
373
00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:54,378
and... That fucks
up what I have with Kite Man.
374
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,918
It just does.
375
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,988
Gordon is here to bust
half your guest list.
376
00:13:57,990 --> 00:13:59,388
I'm trying to save your wedding.
377
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,958
- Listen how crazy you sound.
- I'm not.
378
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,458
- Two-Face told me.
- Okay.
379
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,728
A literal two-faced
person told you that.
380
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,898
Harls, you may not even
know this but you're looking
381
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,468
for any reason to disrupt
my life with Kite Man.
382
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,238
And I just... I cannot have it.
383
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,698
So what are you saying?
384
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,368
I mean, I'm saying...
385
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,930
I'm saying I don't want you to be here.
386
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,718
Harley, are you leaving?
387
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,448
Yeah, I got duped by Two-Face.
388
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,688
He told me Gordon was
gonna be here but he's not.
389
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,688
And I just look stupid and desperate
390
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,228
in front of everyone as usual.
391
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:40,228
Nonsense! We're at a wedding.
392
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:42,128
The only person people
are paying attention to
393
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,768
is the bride...
394
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,668
And hopefully, me!
395
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,608
_
396
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:52,708
Maybe I don't fit in Ivy's new life.
397
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,040
Ugh, I need water.
398
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,248
Plastic?
399
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,418
Ivy, from the first moment I saw you,
400
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,688
I knew I could never do better.
401
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,458
And even though you rejected me
402
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:11,188
over and over again and over again,
403
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,728
for good measure,
404
00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:16,128
I was determined to
share a life with you.
405
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,428
You know, some might call it stalking...
406
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,738
Ivy, I can't wait to spend
407
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,438
the rest of my life with you
408
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,508
in our modest, ranch-style,
suburban home.
409
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,708
Grilling meatless proteins, of course,
410
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:34,178
and spending weekends shuttling
our four kids between soccer,
411
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,418
ballet, karate and capoeira,
412
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:39,818
which is this sick combination
of ballet and karate.
413
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,218
Spending Sunday dinners
at my parents' house,
414
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,188
as soon as they allow us back
into their lives, of course.
415
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,498
Um, and just a lot of
chilling on the couch,
416
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,168
binging some premium streaming content
417
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,638
and looking at our phones.
No-judgment style.
418
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,508
Ivy, you are the wind beneath my kite.
419
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,408
What the hell do you think you're doing?
420
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,538
Saving my best friend.
421
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,006
Well, that was... a
very specific picture
422
00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:04,808
that you painted of our
future that I had not...
423
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,778
I had not totally considered.
424
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,518
Oh, right, I'm up. Sorry.
425
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,188
Um, hello, uh, let me just check
426
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,060
my notes... Right.
427
00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:20,300
Charles Kite Man Brown,
428
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,898
I...
429
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,368
I knew you were bullshit.
430
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,328
It's not what you think.
Just let me through.
431
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,599
Fuck you, homewrecker.
432
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,384
Time to put my Cardio Barre
membership to the test.
433
00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:31,409
Fuck, Jennifer.
434
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,308
I am 36 goddammit!
435
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,778
This might be the last wedding
I get to be a bridesmaid in.
436
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,520
Why is a caterer at the ceremony?
437
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,589
Okay, great.
438
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,728
You did your part. Do
you both agree now?
439
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:53,858
- Hell yeah.
- I do.
440
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,370
I now pronounce you...
441
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,428
Under arrest!
442
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,468
Do it, men and Cheryl,
443
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,168
Too much glue.
444
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:06,140
Why?
445
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,578
The flowers.
446
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,408
I'll get us out, I'll get us out.
447
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,218
This is... Shit! Plastic?
448
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,548
Why?
449
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,618
Gas masks!
450
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:25,328
Merv, Merv, are you getting this?
451
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,460
'Cause I can't see anything.
452
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,568
Darling, I think it's time to leave.
453
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,598
Don't leave, Mr. Burton!
454
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,638
We haven't rapped yet.
455
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:40,808
This is for you, Timothy Burton!
456
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,218
No! Why! No...
457
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,398
Maid of honor coming through!
458
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,410
Ah! I fucking love science.
459
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,131
Tawny Young reporting live
460
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,988
from the scene of Ivy
and Kite Man's wedding
461
00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:25,288
in which Police Commissioner Gordon,
462
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,989
- heroically...
- Retreat!
463
00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:28,330
Get outside! Quick!
464
00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:30,288
Pissed off some very
powerful supervillains
465
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,358
and accomplished absolutely nothing.
466
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,720
All right, Merv, let's pack it up.
467
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,348
Gary, let's get out of here.
468
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,678
That guy is creeping me out.
469
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,268
Harley, I'm really glad
470
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,838
you didn't leave when I told you to.
471
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,298
I thought maybe I could do
something right for once.
472
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,638
Oh! I just want you guys to be happy.
473
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,908
Well, it's too late.
474
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,538
Once again, everything is ruined.
475
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,038
It doesn't have to be.
476
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,478
Hey, I'm an ordained minister.
477
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,348
I got a license... Ah... online.
478
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,678
And I made it into a lanyard.
479
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,618
Pretty legit, huh? So
what do you think, huh?
480
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,688
- Can I marry you?
- Wow!
481
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,418
Harley with a backup plan.
482
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:35,058
Oh, good for you, Reverend.
483
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,199
Fuck you!
484
00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:38,628
Listen, Kite Man, I know we
aren't in the corn factory
485
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:39,899
but we are on the property.
486
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:42,068
So technically, you can
tell Us Weekly or whatever
487
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,189
that you got married there.
488
00:19:43,191 --> 00:19:44,998
We can Photoshop some
pics later. It'll be great.
489
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,938
Okay. Let's do this.
490
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,038
- Hell no.
- What?
491
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,938
I should have known the
third time I proposed.
492
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,738
Every step in our relationship
493
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,478
I've had to do over and over and over.
494
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,118
And I'm not.
495
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,788
After all of this, I'm
not redoing my wedding.
496
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,548
Don't you... Don't you wanna marry me?
497
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,688
Of course, I do. But you don't.
498
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,888
I saw your face during the vows
499
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:11,528
and I knew your heart wasn't in it.
500
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:14,498
I may be simple but I'm not a fool.
501
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,098
It is hard to finally admit it.
502
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,938
But since you refuse to, I will.
503
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,468
I'm not the person for you.
504
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,138
No. Oh, shit!
505
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,868
Like you said, Ivy, I deserve the best.
506
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:35,780
There they are!
507
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,920
Shit! We gotta get out of here.
508
00:20:57,032 --> 00:20:58,301
Where's the exit?
509
00:20:58,303 --> 00:20:59,902
Oh, for the shit of shit.
510
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:01,708
This is why I didn't
want to get married here.
511
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,610
The parking lot is a damn maze.
512
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,548
It's pollen season in here, bitch!
513
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,748
It's pollen season!
514
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,058
I'm really sorry, Ivy.
515
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,888
Kite Man will come
around. He always does.
516
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,828
Yeah, but you know what? I
won't. I mean, he's right.
517
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:20,628
I've been denying a lot
of myself for a long time.
518
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,898
I guess... I guess,
it seemed easier for me
519
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,568
to just go along with it, you know?
520
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:27,168
But now I realize I hurt a lot of people
521
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,908
- delaying the inevitable.
- Well, people change.
522
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:32,138
Yeah, yeah, people do change.
523
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,108
I mean, look at you.
What you did for me today.
524
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:37,778
You... You showed me the Harls
525
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,678
I always wanted to see, you know.
526
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,918
You don't think I'm chaotic and crazy,
527
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,188
- make a bunch of messes?
- No, you definitely do that.
528
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,588
But you're trying to grow
529
00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,888
and actually doing it.
530
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,588
And that, I mean, for me,
531
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,688
that's what matters.
532
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,230
I love you, Ive.
533
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,530
I love you, too, Harls.
534
00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,098
Oh... Oh, shit!
535
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,598
Okay, eyes on the road!
536
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,900
I love you, but Jesus!
537
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:23,603
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538
00:22:25,618 --> 00:22:28,618
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