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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:06,538 ER 2 00:00:06,916 --> 00:00:08,376 Previously on ER: 3 00:00:08,984 --> 00:00:11,448 We'd be better off as friends. 4 00:00:12,421 --> 00:00:14,286 Mark, thanks again for dinner last night. 5 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,583 God forbid you should listen to me and learn something! 6 00:00:16,592 --> 00:00:18,987 Yes, I was engaged once. 7 00:00:19,328 --> 00:00:20,795 To a really lovely man. 8 00:00:20,996 --> 00:00:24,488 And he was killed in a freak horseback riding accident. 9 00:00:29,538 --> 00:00:33,406 You bring a child into this world, and you think they're helpless, but... 10 00:00:33,609 --> 00:00:37,067 ...actually, I think it's us. We're the ones that are helpless. 11 00:00:38,207 --> 00:00:39,521 "The Miracle Worker" 12 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,747 - What time's that big do at your mom's? - Right after church. 13 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:46,620 I promised her we'd be there for Christmas caroling with Uncle Ted. 14 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:51,503 That the old guy with the banjo? 15 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:55,712 It's a family tradition, kind of like going to Mass on Christmas Eve. 16 00:00:55,932 --> 00:00:58,340 If I go, I'll feel like a hypocrite. 17 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,051 - Kneeling and standing and- - You could just sit. 18 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:04,307 Everybody gives me dirty looks. Like I'm a pagan. 19 00:01:04,524 --> 00:01:06,102 You are a pagan. 20 00:01:06,735 --> 00:01:09,652 Oh, what a glorious day! Did you see the sky? 21 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:12,568 - It's like a painting. - Makes you glad to be alive. 22 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,941 - Unless you're being persecuted. - What? 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,366 He doesn't like Dr. Lee's new charting system. 24 00:01:17,454 --> 00:01:18,485 - What new charting system? 25 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:21,540 Patients get two charts: for docs and for nurses. 26 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:23,866 We get to do our notes at the same time. 27 00:01:24,044 --> 00:01:26,665 Orders get in quicker, patients get meds faster. 28 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,379 Docs don't waste time chasing charts. So, what's the problem? 29 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:34,210 "Someone" has to keep track of twice as many charts as normal... 30 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:37,057 ...doubling his workload. Not that anyone cares. 31 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:38,504 Good morning, gang. 32 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,435 Oh, my God, Amanda! What have you done? 33 00:01:41,645 --> 00:01:45,725 Christmas nibblies: Dried fruit, mixed nuts, little chocolate reindeer. 34 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:47,274 Don't mind if I do. 35 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:50,057 Wait. First dibs should go to Jerry. 36 00:01:50,237 --> 00:01:54,234 It's only fair since he's bearing the brunt of the new charting system. 37 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:56,323 No, thank you. I'm not hungry. 38 00:01:56,535 --> 00:02:00,449 As you wish. Seriously, if you find yourself in the weeds, call me. 39 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:02,822 - I'll make sure you get support. - Sure. 40 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:04,535 Excuse me. 41 00:02:09,006 --> 00:02:12,421 That's a Christmas card image, the sight of you wrapping a book. 42 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:15,130 Something educational for one of your nieces? 43 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:17,089 No. Actually, it's for you. 44 00:02:17,306 --> 00:02:18,930 It's T.S. Eliot. 45 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:22,717 I know you said you liked him, so I got it last month... 46 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:24,596 ...when we were still, you know... 47 00:02:24,855 --> 00:02:26,646 Peter, that's so sweet. 48 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:31,111 I can't think of a more thoughtful gift. 49 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:35,197 Thank you. 50 00:02:37,451 --> 00:02:40,202 Oh, please, forget it. Listen, I was wondering... 51 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,985 ...if we could finish our workups around noon. 52 00:02:43,207 --> 00:02:45,365 I need to get out of here early tonight. 53 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:47,909 Oh, you've got big Christmas Eve plans. 54 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:51,663 Yeah. My sister's hosting a dinner. Carla's gonna bring Reece by. 55 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:54,587 - I haven't seen him all week. - I understand. 56 00:02:54,802 --> 00:02:58,301 I absolutely hate being away from my family during the holidays. 57 00:02:58,472 --> 00:03:03,597 In fact, I'm so desperate not to be alone this Christmas Eve... 58 00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:07,185 ...that I bought a ticket to the Surgeons' Society Gala. 59 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:09,474 Oh, golly. 60 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:12,816 Yep. And you won't believe who's sitting next to me. 61 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:15,524 Hey, there she is! 62 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:19,073 So I checked around. We definitely have the coolest table. 63 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:21,858 It's lucky we're both able to make it. 64 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:23,822 A little trouble in paradise? 65 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:27,159 Anyway, so tonight's dinner is semiformal... 66 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:32,495 ...so any slinky black number will do. If I may voice my preference... 67 00:03:32,673 --> 00:03:35,378 ...something short and off-the-shoulder would be ideal. 68 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:37,709 Peter, by the way, that reminds me. 69 00:03:38,387 --> 00:03:42,254 I have a lot of charts and I want to get out of here early. 70 00:03:42,474 --> 00:03:45,678 - I need you to cover my rounds. - That'll mess up my morning. 71 00:03:45,853 --> 00:03:47,845 Look at it this way. I get a life... 72 00:03:48,022 --> 00:03:50,513 ...and you earn a special place in my heart. 73 00:04:41,117 --> 00:04:46,242 Do you know a garage that's open? My crappy car died on the Dan Ryan. 74 00:04:46,414 --> 00:04:48,702 On Christmas Eve? Good luck. 75 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:51,039 - Lydia, is that...? - Card from Jen. 76 00:04:51,252 --> 00:04:54,952 - My ex-wife sent you a Christmas card? - No. She sent one to me. 77 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:58,541 We've exchanged cards for years. Christmas, birthdays... 78 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:02,093 - I was reading the newsletter. - "Merry Christmas from the Simons. " 79 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:04,262 - What? - Their new house sounds amazing. 80 00:05:04,473 --> 00:05:07,807 - I know. 5000 square feet? - Six bedrooms, three baths? 81 00:05:08,019 --> 00:05:11,222 That sounds just like Jen to be bragging about her house. 82 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:14,274 - I wouldn't call it bragging. - She's sharing good news. 83 00:05:14,484 --> 00:05:16,772 - Yeah, Jen made partner. - Jen made partner? 84 00:05:16,944 --> 00:05:20,894 - The firm even got her a new Beemer. - I love those convertibles. 85 00:05:21,741 --> 00:05:24,493 Oh, you know what? Mack's Garage on Wacker is open. 86 00:05:24,702 --> 00:05:27,620 - They'll tow your piece-of-crap car. - Thanks, Jerry. 87 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:31,206 "Dear Dr. Carter, I'm sure you don't remember me. 88 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:34,537 I wouldn't be around this Christmas if not for you. 89 00:05:34,754 --> 00:05:38,123 You're a lifesaver. The Lord's instrument on earth. " 90 00:05:38,299 --> 00:05:40,873 - Pacer pads? - Third drawer on the left. 91 00:05:41,094 --> 00:05:45,969 "May God bless you and keep you. Merry Christmas. Emily Ropella. " 92 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,466 - Do you remember her? - Not a clue. 93 00:05:48,643 --> 00:05:50,137 It's a nice card, though. 94 00:05:50,311 --> 00:05:52,802 Does it bother you that God gets the credit? 95 00:05:52,981 --> 00:05:56,396 One can be called worse things than "an instrument of God. " 96 00:05:56,609 --> 00:05:58,436 So you believe in...? 97 00:05:59,612 --> 00:06:01,735 I give Him the benefit of the doubt. 98 00:06:02,031 --> 00:06:03,525 - You? - I don't know. 99 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:07,865 Sometimes I think that God is just this comforting illusion. 100 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:11,662 We want everything to have meaning, so we create this puppet master... 101 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:16,993 ...when everything is just arbitrary: life, death, natural disasters- 102 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:21,291 The Master is displeased. 103 00:06:21,885 --> 00:06:24,921 I'm so sorry. I can't believe he foisted this on you. 104 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:26,846 No use worrying about it now. 105 00:06:27,015 --> 00:06:29,387 I'll start the preops. That'll save time. 106 00:06:29,601 --> 00:06:31,261 Whatever. 107 00:06:31,686 --> 00:06:33,145 Hello, Mr. Gardner. 108 00:06:33,354 --> 00:06:35,845 I have the results of your MRl. 109 00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:39,025 Good. So, how's it look? 110 00:06:39,194 --> 00:06:44,069 Good news. It appears the cancer hasn't spread beyond the capsule. 111 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,535 Great. So does this mean I can hold on to my prostate? 112 00:06:48,745 --> 00:06:51,580 I'm afraid not. Dr. Romano does want to continue... 113 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:55,538 ...with the radical prostatectomy tomorrow morning as scheduled. 114 00:06:55,710 --> 00:07:00,253 But with the surgery, you stand an excellent chance of beating the cancer. 115 00:07:00,882 --> 00:07:03,373 It really is very good news. 116 00:07:05,971 --> 00:07:08,841 - Is Dr. Romano around? - He's in surgery. 117 00:07:09,057 --> 00:07:11,180 Is it something I can help you with? 118 00:07:11,393 --> 00:07:16,055 He had mentioned the operation could result in my losing sexual function. 119 00:07:16,273 --> 00:07:17,933 I take it that's still the case? 120 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:20,854 We'll do our best to do a nerve-sparing procedure. 121 00:07:21,069 --> 00:07:24,853 - But there is that possibility, yes. - How strong a possibility? 122 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:30,027 Well, according to Dr. Romano's notes, as high as 75 to 80 percent. 123 00:07:31,288 --> 00:07:32,616 Eighty percent. 124 00:07:36,585 --> 00:07:39,870 Has Dr. Romano discussed your options... 125 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:42,413 ...about having children in the future? 126 00:07:42,632 --> 00:07:46,416 - No. - Well, you might want to consider... 127 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:48,634 ...paying a visit to a sperm bank. 128 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:52,430 That way, if there's a loss of function you can still have children... 129 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:56,764 - ... through alternative means. - Right. 130 00:07:58,356 --> 00:07:59,851 Dr. Lee? 131 00:08:00,192 --> 00:08:01,437 You startled me. 132 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:04,564 Sorry. Dr. Anspaugh would like you to call him. 133 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:07,106 What's wrong with Dr. Greene's locker? 134 00:08:07,616 --> 00:08:10,949 I found it ajar. I shut it before something walked away. 135 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,201 - Thanks for the message. - Sure. 136 00:08:13,497 --> 00:08:17,281 I've got supraventricular tachycardia. It happens all the time. 137 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:19,665 Rate's 160. BP's 100 palp. 138 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,286 Just cardiovert me at 50 and I'm on my way. 139 00:08:22,464 --> 00:08:24,872 Let's put him on a monitor and get a strip. 140 00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:28,718 I'm trying to tell you, I've got SVTs. 141 00:08:28,929 --> 00:08:32,298 Just cardiovert me at 50. It works every time. 142 00:08:32,474 --> 00:08:35,558 I appreciate the tip. But I need to examine you myself. 143 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:38,556 - I'm trying to save some time here. - Stop talking. 144 00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:41,263 Would you tell him that I have SVTs? 145 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:43,435 I've got SVTs! 146 00:08:43,652 --> 00:08:44,897 - Let go. - I've got SVTs! 147 00:08:45,112 --> 00:08:47,401 I heard you! I need to examine you myself. 148 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,523 - I'm gonna be late for work! - Let go! 149 00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:51,533 Are you one of Santa's helpers? 150 00:08:52,744 --> 00:08:57,490 The helpers just pass out the goody bags. I'm an elf. A singing elf. 151 00:08:57,666 --> 00:08:59,872 - Oh, part of a choir? - There's four of us. 152 00:09:00,085 --> 00:09:04,130 But thanks to "Super Doc," the Elf Tones are gonna be a tenor short. 153 00:09:04,339 --> 00:09:07,044 - Here you go. - It says I have SVTs, right? 154 00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:10,509 I knew it! You want to shock me at 50 now, smart-ass? 155 00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:12,512 I got an 18-year-old, flatline! 156 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:15,296 - How long down? - Unknown. Mother found him. 157 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:18,187 Gave him two rounds of epi, two of atropine. 158 00:09:18,354 --> 00:09:20,642 - Got any signs of life? - Got him back once. 159 00:09:20,856 --> 00:09:23,525 Get him on a monitor. Carter, check ventilation. 160 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:25,234 - What can I do? - Rectal temp. 161 00:09:25,402 --> 00:09:27,774 - Great. - All right. On my count. 162 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,524 Watch your hand there. 163 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:32,409 One, two, three, go. 164 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:34,951 Any signs of drugs, suicide? 165 00:09:35,162 --> 00:09:38,412 Said he had a killer headache. Took a nap and never woke up. 166 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:41,494 - A subarachnoid hemorrhage. - Killer headache is right. 167 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,502 - Monitor's up. - No femoral pulse. 168 00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:46,120 - Asystole. - No spontaneous respirations. 169 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,674 - No response to pain. - Anybody got any good news? 170 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:52,008 Pupils are... 171 00:09:52,805 --> 00:09:56,755 - ... fixed and dilated. No corneal reflex. - He's only 18. 172 00:09:56,976 --> 00:10:01,139 Zadro got him back once, maybe we can do it again. High dose of epi. 173 00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:05,104 Put him on a pulse ox. An end-tidal CO-2 detector. 174 00:10:07,903 --> 00:10:10,441 - Paddles, please. - Crank it to 50. Let's go! 175 00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:13,527 - Let's start at 20. - Twenty? Why? 176 00:10:13,742 --> 00:10:16,743 - Because I said so, that's why. - Oh, that's mature. 177 00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:19,077 - Charged to 20. - Clear. 178 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,542 - How did we do? - No change. 179 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,080 Fifty? Do I hear 50? 180 00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:26,578 - Let's go to 30. - Oh, for crying out loud! 181 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,256 Why not just go to 50? 182 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:32,084 Because he has a sensitive rhythm. I don't want to overshock him. 183 00:10:32,261 --> 00:10:34,088 - Charge to 30. - Clear. 184 00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:36,545 Anything? 185 00:10:37,099 --> 00:10:40,100 - Nothing. - I don't want to question your genius. 186 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:43,768 But can we go to 50 while I still got some hair on my chest? 187 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,516 - Let's go to 50. - It's about time! 188 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:48,727 - Charged. - Clear. 189 00:10:51,614 --> 00:10:54,319 That did it. Back to normal sinus. 190 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,573 Watch him for 15 and then let him go. 191 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,621 Thanks for nothing, Dr. Mengele! 192 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,580 - Time? - Twelve minutes. 193 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,000 - Check his rhythm. - Still no pulse. 194 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:08,921 - Asystole. - Keep at it. 195 00:11:09,131 --> 00:11:11,836 - Ten of epi onboard. - The boy's mother is in Chairs. 196 00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:15,301 - She wants to talk to someone. - Carter, you want to do that? 197 00:11:15,513 --> 00:11:17,055 Don't get her hopes up. 198 00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:21,261 All right. Give me another epi, 7 milligrams. 199 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:24,433 - Mrs. Richards? - My son? 200 00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:26,141 Hi. I'm Dr. Carter. 201 00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:28,189 Your son's heart stopped beating. 202 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:30,808 We're doing everything to start it again. 203 00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:33,359 We're giving him medicine and doing CPR. 204 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:36,490 Why would his heart stop? He's 18 years old. 205 00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:41,152 There's a sign that he had a brain hemorrhage... 206 00:11:41,372 --> 00:11:43,697 ...which could've caused the cardiac arrest. 207 00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:45,743 How? He's the picture of health. 208 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:50,040 It could be a weak artery, possibly something that's existed since birth. 209 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,957 The thing is, he's been down a long time. 210 00:11:53,176 --> 00:11:57,885 The longer he goes without oxygen, the less likely we can bring him back. 211 00:11:58,097 --> 00:12:01,798 - We might need to have a conversation- - Please don't give up on him. 212 00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:04,429 He's all that I have. 213 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,315 Please. 214 00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,353 Okay. 215 00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:12,903 I'll be back. 216 00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:19,444 Hold it. Hold the compressions. Any sign of a rhythm? 217 00:12:19,661 --> 00:12:21,452 - Flatline. - Let's call it. 218 00:12:21,663 --> 00:12:23,371 Not yet. Keep bagging. 219 00:12:23,957 --> 00:12:26,033 You got a reason to keep flogging him? 220 00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:29,370 He's 18, his mother's only child. And it's Christmas. 221 00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:31,710 Want a miracle? He's been down for 40. 222 00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:34,628 - So, what's five more? - Okay, doctor. Let's go. 223 00:12:34,843 --> 00:12:38,792 Resuming compressions. Keep bagging. And another round of high-dose epi. 224 00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:41,551 Start a dopamine drip. Get those paddles ready. 225 00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:44,091 - He's in asystole. - He may be in fine V-fib. 226 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,386 Charge to 300. No, 350. 227 00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:50,228 - Charging. - Let's hold a really positive thought. 228 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,309 - Ready. - Clear! 229 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:53,981 - Was that a beat? - My God! 230 00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:57,280 - Two beats does not a rhythm make. - Slap some pads on him. 231 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:58,901 All right. Here you go. 232 00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:02,578 Can you roll him? 233 00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:07,740 - Set it at 80. - You're on. 234 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,291 - It's not capturing. - Dial up the gain. 235 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,543 Come on. Just gotta get it to capture. 236 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:17,249 - He's throwing PVCs. - Hold that lidocaine. 237 00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:18,969 Maximum gain. 238 00:13:19,596 --> 00:13:21,921 Come on. Come on. 239 00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,302 - We got it! - He's got a rhythm! 240 00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,095 - Take a carotid. - Pulse? 241 00:13:26,311 --> 00:13:28,102 - Strong at 120. - BP is 100. 242 00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,638 Send him to CT, find out where he's bleeding. 243 00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,649 - How'd you-? - I'm an instrument! 244 00:13:32,859 --> 00:13:35,315 - Way to go! - Hope he's got some brain left. 245 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,812 - You want contrast? - No, but call Respiratory. 246 00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:40,278 Make sure they got a vent and scanner. 247 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,701 Looks like we got our miracle. 248 00:13:43,912 --> 00:13:47,992 If he wakes up. Even if he does, he'll probably have brain damage. 249 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,827 Carter. 250 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,746 Better prepare the mother. 251 00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:01,714 Yes, Ma. 252 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,673 Of course we're coming. 253 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:09,853 Uncle Ted wants Doug to play "Silent Night" on the tambourine? 254 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,689 I think he'd love it. 255 00:14:13,442 --> 00:14:17,060 Yeah. Hey, do you have any videotape left in the videocam? 256 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,686 Yep. Yes, I am coming to Mass. 257 00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:23,951 No, he is not. But, you know what? We should probably respect his choice. 258 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:26,367 It would be nice if we all went together. 259 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:29,664 If I'm needed, I'll be out at the roach coach. 260 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,745 I'll be here suffocating under a mountain of charts. 261 00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:36,710 That's odd. I swear I had my gloves in my pocket. 262 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:39,545 - Dr. Lee took them. - What did you say? 263 00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:42,295 I saw her at your locker earlier. 264 00:14:42,512 --> 00:14:45,217 - That is ridiculous, Jerry. - What's ridiculous? 265 00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:47,840 He's accusing Amanda of stealing my gloves. 266 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:51,517 I tell you she had your locker open, and she was very suspicious. 267 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:54,933 I know you're angry at Amanda for the new chart system... 268 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,475 ...but to accuse her of being a thief... 269 00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:59,983 You didn't see how weird she was acting. 270 00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:01,858 Can it, Jerry. 271 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,858 I finished the work on Landis. How are you? 272 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:08,867 - Two more preops, then postops. - You may make your dinner after all. 273 00:15:09,415 --> 00:15:12,748 What'll it be? Goose in chestnut sauce or roast venison? 274 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,537 We gotta call in our entrées. 275 00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:18,881 Dr. Romano, Mr. DeMisa is coming back in with postoperative pain. 276 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:20,550 What a pain in the ass! 277 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:23,209 You assisted on his gastroplasty, didn't you? 278 00:15:23,387 --> 00:15:26,720 - What? Yeah. - Great! When he comes in, take him. 279 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,726 I'm already busy. I'm trying to get home for dinner. 280 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:32,182 Sometimes being a Resident just sucks. 281 00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:34,602 So, what'll it be? Mother Goose or Bambi? 282 00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:40,023 - Are these leads on? - The leads are on. 283 00:15:40,237 --> 00:15:44,733 Nothing in the alpha, theta or delta frequencies. He's brain-dead. 284 00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:48,443 Well, maybe he can be an organ donor. 285 00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:53,573 Not too likely. He has type AB blood. That's, what, 2% of the population? 286 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,580 I doubt you'll find many compatible candidates. 287 00:15:56,795 --> 00:15:59,915 - It's worth a try. - Sure it is. Talk to the mother. 288 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:03,590 If she won't go for it, try to persuade her to pull the plug. 289 00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,720 So much for my miracle. 290 00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:10,922 Dr. Corday, the fertility clinic just called. 291 00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:14,061 Your patient, David Gardner, is having an Ml. 292 00:16:14,271 --> 00:16:17,521 His EKG was normal this morning. Is he upstairs? 293 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,607 They're taking him to the ER. 294 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:21,694 Okay. 295 00:16:23,239 --> 00:16:25,278 I just took an unusual complaint. 296 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:29,281 An irate elf claims you tortured him with the cardioversion paddles? 297 00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:33,623 We differed over treatment strategies. I wouldn't quite call it torture. 298 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:36,792 I know. I read the chart. He's clearly a nut case. 299 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:40,003 - I'm just making sure you're all right. - I'm okay. 300 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:43,424 Although, to be honest, I could've handled it better. 301 00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:47,502 I'm a little off my game today. Blame it on the holidays. 302 00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:50,592 - Is it a rough time of year for you? - Not usually. 303 00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:55,600 My ex-wife, she sent out this newsletter saying how happy she is. 304 00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:59,681 I can't help but see it as her saying, "Look how well I traded up. " 305 00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,608 - I got it. - Thanks. 306 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:04,654 - It's a tough time of year for me too. - Really? 307 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:08,488 This is the first Christmas since my brother committed suicide. 308 00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,655 - Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. - Yeah. 309 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:15,994 It was one of those apocalyptic cult things. The guys with the sneakers? 310 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,785 Oh, yeah. I thought that was a couple of years ago. 311 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:23,296 He missed the big event, so he decided to follow on his own. 312 00:17:23,716 --> 00:17:28,378 Wow! Sorry. I gotta say you're handling it better than I would've. 313 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,383 I credit that to my Grandma Lee. She always said: 314 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:34,386 "Whatever life throws at you, greet it with a smile. 315 00:17:34,602 --> 00:17:37,520 There's nothing as contagious as a positive attitude. " 316 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:41,647 I think we'd all be better off if we followed Grandma's advice. 317 00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:44,608 - Here we go. - Coming through. 318 00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:48,024 - Let's get him into Trauma 1. - Mr. Gardner, how are you? 319 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,610 - My chest feels tight. I can't breathe. - Is he your patient? 320 00:17:51,828 --> 00:17:54,116 Yes, and he's hyperventilating like crazy. 321 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,406 Hook him up to a 12-lead EKG and a pulse ox. 322 00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,871 Start a line. Get a mask on him. 323 00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:03,035 We need to get your breathing under control. Concentrate on the breaths. 324 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,711 Let the breath out slowly. 325 00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:07,793 Slowly. 326 00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,671 - Monitor's up. - All right. 327 00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:12,639 Yep, pulse is up to 99. That's a good sign. 328 00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:14,343 You're gonna be fine. 329 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,228 Breathe in on the count of five. 330 00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:20,177 One. Two. 331 00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,058 Oh, my! You're David- 332 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,561 You're David Gardner, right? The trumpet soloist? 333 00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:28,863 I saw your guest performance with the Chicago Symphony. 334 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,861 I'm sorry. I'm Kerry Weaver, season ticket holder. 335 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,571 Breathe out. 336 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:37,571 I just loved your featured performance in Mahler 2. 337 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,415 It gave me shivers. 338 00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:40,912 Slowly. 339 00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:43,162 - Where do you go next? - Boston. 340 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,001 - Breathe in. - The BSO! Yes! 341 00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,208 - I got your 12-lead. - Breathe out. 342 00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:52,424 David, your heart looks just fine. 343 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:55,262 We'll run a few tests just to make sure. 344 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:59,098 But I think that you were just having an anxiety attack. 345 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,892 Are you a bit nervous about playing for Ozawa? 346 00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:04,313 Breathe in. 347 00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:06,269 How long have you had the pain? 348 00:19:06,444 --> 00:19:09,315 Ever since the surgery. I wish I'd never had it. 349 00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:13,611 I heard stapling my stomach would help me reduce, but I haven't lost a pound. 350 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,323 Have you been sticking to the all-liquid diet? 351 00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:19,201 - What did you have today? - A little blended tea. 352 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:22,251 - What was in it? - Bacon and eggs. 353 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:25,296 - Mr. DeMisa! - But I blended it up. 354 00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:29,205 - What else did you have? - A smoothie. 355 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:33,128 - And what was in that? - Low-fat milk... 356 00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:37,641 ...some butternut squash, sweet potato pancakes, a honey-glazed ham... 357 00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:40,852 ...and a caramel-orange Buche de Noel. 358 00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:45,012 - That's a full Christmas dinner. - Oh, also, I'm a little backed up. 359 00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:48,981 - What do you mean a little backed up? - Constipated. 360 00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:52,066 Okay. He probably busted a staple. 361 00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:55,318 Set him up for a gastrograph and give him a laxative. 362 00:19:55,535 --> 00:19:58,620 I like the chocolate ones. If that's all right? 363 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,830 Dr. Carter... 364 00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,922 ...I was talking to Steven and he moved his arm. 365 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,334 He's having involuntary muscle spasms. 366 00:20:13,804 --> 00:20:16,259 I think he was trying to tell me something. 367 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,424 I'm afraid that's not possible. 368 00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:25,102 We did a test on Steven to check for brain activity. We didn't find any. 369 00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:29,354 Well, then... 370 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,354 ...it'll take some time and- 371 00:20:32,573 --> 00:20:34,898 Time isn't going to help. 372 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,658 Steven is brain-dead. 373 00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:39,531 No possibility of recovery. 374 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:43,989 I know this is a really difficult thing to think about right now. 375 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,831 One way to salvage something positive out of this... 376 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,705 ...is to donate Steven's organs. 377 00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:53,509 No, I... 378 00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:57,795 I can't let you take out his organs when his heart is still beating. 379 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,552 If that's the case, I'd ask you... 380 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:07,228 ...to consider signing a "do not resuscitate" order. 381 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:11,233 That way, if Steven's heart fails again... 382 00:21:11,779 --> 00:21:15,064 ...we won't subject him to overly aggressive procedures... 383 00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:18,236 ...by prolonging his life in a vegetative state. 384 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,070 I can hope for a miracle, can't I? 385 00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:27,084 Well, who do we have here? 386 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:30,206 Mrs. Hutton fainted while shopping at Lakewood Mall. 387 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:34,420 I'm sorry. Don't worry, we'll have you back on your feet in a jiff. 388 00:21:34,635 --> 00:21:36,010 All right. 389 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,922 You been hitting the nitrous? 390 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,340 You gotta greet life with a smile. 391 00:21:41,558 --> 00:21:46,517 - I do? - Yeah. A positive attitude is contagious. 392 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:49,268 So why don't you tell me what happened? 393 00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:52,318 I went to Field's Night Before Christmas sale. 394 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:56,027 It was crowded. It was hot. It was stuffy. I passed out. 395 00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:59,024 - Very nicely put. - Thanks. 396 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:03,948 Why don't we order Mrs. Hutton some cardiac enzymes, CBC and a Chem-7? 397 00:22:04,165 --> 00:22:06,916 Hold it! How much do those things cost? 398 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,953 Gosh! I don't know. 399 00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:12,296 - You won't tell me? - No, I mean I really don't know. 400 00:22:12,506 --> 00:22:15,211 - Please sit up. - Oh, I got your number now. 401 00:22:15,426 --> 00:22:18,842 - Excuse me? - You think you're pretty smart, huh? 402 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:24,013 Sweet-talking me into buying all those expensive tests I don't need. 403 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:25,970 Just trying to make a diagnosis. 404 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:28,856 I'm trying to survive on Social Security. 405 00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:31,104 We can't all make a doctor's salary. 406 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,523 Your insurance will pay for the tests. 407 00:22:33,736 --> 00:22:37,354 Oh, so that's your racket! Ripping off insurance companies. 408 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,278 It's crooks like you that keep my premiums so high. 409 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,868 Get me another doctor! 410 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,119 He's the best doctor we have. 411 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:47,829 Well, I don't like the look of him. The way he smiles and talks. 412 00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:52,336 I want another doctor! Any doctor as long as it isn't him! 413 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,671 Mr. Gardner, your labs look stunning. 414 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:59,756 We should probably wait on the cardiac enzymes before letting you go. 415 00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:02,509 At this rate, I should check in for the night. 416 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,181 It would certainly save you the drive in for surgery tomorrow. 417 00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:10,059 No, the less time I spend here the better. No offense. 418 00:23:10,273 --> 00:23:11,933 None taken. 419 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,019 So how are you feeling? 420 00:23:14,235 --> 00:23:18,185 Like an idiot. Here I thought I was having this big heart attack... 421 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,772 ...turns out I'm just a nervous wreck. 422 00:23:21,075 --> 00:23:23,364 If you want, you could postpone surgery. 423 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:27,035 No. I have to be recovered by January 15th. 424 00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:30,451 I'm doing a televised special with the Boston Symphony. 425 00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:33,586 Oh, I'll have to mark my calendar. 426 00:23:33,921 --> 00:23:35,546 Symphony fan? 427 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:38,961 I know very little about orchestral music. 428 00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:41,672 So, what do you like? 429 00:23:42,346 --> 00:23:43,889 Well... 430 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,722 ...I'm embarrassed to say. 431 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:54,062 How bad can it be? 432 00:23:56,361 --> 00:23:58,318 I'm in a disco phase at the moment. 433 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,859 Yes, well, I can see why you would be embarrassed. 434 00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,739 - You paged me? - We've got a problem. He's stuck. 435 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,783 - Stuck? - He's wedged in. I can't get him out. 436 00:24:09,999 --> 00:24:12,786 - What do you expect me to do? - Help me get him out? 437 00:24:13,002 --> 00:24:14,580 I don't have time for that. 438 00:24:14,796 --> 00:24:17,203 Have Maintenance take the chair apart. 439 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,333 - What? - I gotta go to the bathroom. 440 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:21,093 - You'll have to hold it. - Help! 441 00:24:21,302 --> 00:24:23,840 - Help me get him out, please? - Please! 442 00:24:24,055 --> 00:24:26,344 Okay, come on. Grab his arms. 443 00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:31,347 Oh, man! All right, on my count. One, two, three. 444 00:24:41,072 --> 00:24:42,650 What a waste. 445 00:24:44,534 --> 00:24:48,199 Why did I do it? Why did I do it? I know- I know better. 446 00:24:48,413 --> 00:24:49,788 You tried to save a life. 447 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,743 I let that "instrument of God" stuff go to my head. 448 00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:55,830 Maybe it is all arbitrary. 449 00:24:56,046 --> 00:24:58,252 Why does he deserve a brain hemorrhage? 450 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:00,588 And why does it blow on Christmas Eve? 451 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,170 What's the point? 452 00:25:16,775 --> 00:25:19,479 I got the tests back on that teenager in 1. 453 00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:22,191 A little Christmas present from the stork. 454 00:25:22,405 --> 00:25:25,157 Well, I'd better go give the good news. 455 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,490 - Oh, my God! - Here. 456 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:30,152 Oh, Dr. Weaver, you have to read this. 457 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,738 - Read what? - A triple-X sex fantasy. 458 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:34,161 Excuse me? 459 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:37,293 I found it in Dr. Lee's charts. It's her handwriting. 460 00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:42,415 "I took M.G.'s gloved hand and placed it on my heaving, pink, stippled breast. " 461 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,670 Why am I reading this? 462 00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:49,098 - Don't you get it? - "M.G. " is Mark Greene. 463 00:25:49,307 --> 00:25:52,759 - Come on! - What about the glove reference? 464 00:25:52,978 --> 00:25:55,184 You have completely lost your mind. 465 00:25:55,397 --> 00:25:58,481 You found my notes on Mrs. Condrell. I've looked up and down. 466 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:02,690 - Mrs. Condrell? - That psych patient? It's a sad case. 467 00:26:02,904 --> 00:26:06,024 She's psychotic, extremely hypersexual... 468 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:10,197 ...and has these obsessive fantasies about Merv Griffin, of all people. 469 00:26:10,412 --> 00:26:11,906 Anyway, thank you. 470 00:26:12,664 --> 00:26:16,614 Next time you want to make an ass out of yourself, leave me out of it. 471 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:22,579 - Could there be a mistake? - No mistake, Laura. You're pregnant. 472 00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:25,377 Oh, God! 473 00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:27,754 What do I do? 474 00:26:28,597 --> 00:26:32,013 - Can you talk to your mother? - No way. She'll kill me. 475 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,017 - Your dad? - No. 476 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:38,847 - Thanks. - I had to sneak out even to come here. 477 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,275 Are you gonna tell them? 478 00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:43,312 Not if you don't want me to. 479 00:26:43,529 --> 00:26:45,402 I don't. 480 00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:51,528 You have some choices: You can have the baby, keep it... 481 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,198 ...have the baby, put it up for adoption, or have an abortion. 482 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:58,033 I can't have a baby. 483 00:26:58,961 --> 00:27:00,371 There's no way. 484 00:27:04,216 --> 00:27:06,007 Can you help me? 485 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:08,465 Yes, I can. I'll be right back. 486 00:27:08,637 --> 00:27:11,555 Stephanie, can you...? Thanks. 487 00:27:13,892 --> 00:27:15,268 Hey, Carol. 488 00:27:16,019 --> 00:27:18,261 I got a pregnant 13-year-old in there... 489 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,556 ...who wants an abortion on the holidays. 490 00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:22,731 God! Thirteen. 491 00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:25,185 Well, you think you can arrange that? 492 00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:27,984 Merry Christmas. Yeah. 493 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:29,657 You can take it from here? 494 00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:31,236 Sure. 495 00:27:31,702 --> 00:27:33,991 Carla, I know his bedtime is at 8:00. 496 00:27:34,204 --> 00:27:36,363 I might not be able to make it until then. 497 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:39,292 Yeah, I know. Listen, listen. Okay, okay. 498 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:42,295 It's Christmas Eve. I just want see my son, okay? 499 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,331 Okay. Thank you so much. I promise. I will. Yeah, bye. 500 00:27:46,508 --> 00:27:47,967 - How's it going? - Don't ask. 501 00:27:48,135 --> 00:27:51,136 - You call the ER for DeMisa? - He's still on the toilet. 502 00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:53,974 Lizzie, if you're ready, we can go together. 503 00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:56,513 I have a couple of patients to finish with. 504 00:27:56,727 --> 00:28:00,096 - Is Peter trying to ruin our evening? - No, not at all. 505 00:28:00,272 --> 00:28:01,814 It was a joke. 506 00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:03,981 Look, I'll see you there. 507 00:28:04,527 --> 00:28:07,231 I left these unfinished dictations for you. 508 00:28:07,446 --> 00:28:11,029 They need to be in by 8. Appreciate the help. See you later. 509 00:28:14,912 --> 00:28:18,495 Sixteen-year-old, unconscious, history of biliary atresia. 510 00:28:18,707 --> 00:28:20,202 - Hepatic coma? - Looks like it. 511 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:23,709 - She was fine until six months ago. - What medication is she on? 512 00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:26,999 Ampicillin, tobramycin, vitamins A, D and K. 513 00:28:27,216 --> 00:28:29,007 The skin's jaundiced. 514 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:33,467 Same with sclera. Her breath smells sweet. 515 00:28:33,681 --> 00:28:34,760 - Fetor hepaticus? - Yep. 516 00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:37,891 - What's that? - Liver's shut down. Dip a urine. 517 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:41,429 It's getting crowded in here. Can you deal with the parents? 518 00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:43,889 Start lactulose, 30 cc's per NG. 519 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,522 We're giving her medicine to clean her blood. 520 00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:49,108 - Blood in the urine. - She's bleeding inside? 521 00:28:49,322 --> 00:28:52,109 The liver failure's causing her blood not to clot. 522 00:28:52,325 --> 00:28:53,653 Oh, God! 523 00:28:53,826 --> 00:28:55,735 Is she on the transplant list? 524 00:28:55,911 --> 00:28:59,577 She's been Status 2A for six months. But they haven't found a match. 525 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:02,032 - Why not? What's her blood type? - AB. 526 00:29:03,669 --> 00:29:06,291 What are you doing? Are you hiding back here? 527 00:29:06,464 --> 00:29:07,792 Exactly. 528 00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:11,500 I tried your grandma's "greet with a smile" approach on a patient... 529 00:29:11,719 --> 00:29:13,344 - ... and she threw me out. - No! 530 00:29:13,554 --> 00:29:15,298 Yep. 531 00:29:15,848 --> 00:29:19,632 I've restricted myself to the unconscious for the rest of the day. 532 00:29:19,852 --> 00:29:21,596 Now, now. 533 00:29:21,813 --> 00:29:25,395 There's something about me that brings out the worst in people. 534 00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:26,811 I've noticed that. 535 00:29:26,984 --> 00:29:30,353 I'm like a magnet for negativity. People get too close... 536 00:29:30,571 --> 00:29:32,813 ...I'll pull the positive right out of them. 537 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:34,407 - Oh, my God! - What? 538 00:29:34,617 --> 00:29:36,693 - I suddenly feel sad. - Low blood sugar? 539 00:29:36,911 --> 00:29:38,453 No. It's definitely you. 540 00:29:38,621 --> 00:29:41,788 Hey, shut the hell up. I'm trying to sleep here. 541 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:44,949 Another satisfied customer. 542 00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:48,503 Two kids come in. One's brain-dead, the other needs a liver. 543 00:29:48,715 --> 00:29:50,624 They're both AB. A godsend! 544 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,335 - The mother won't consent. - She will when I get through with her. 545 00:29:54,929 --> 00:29:56,756 - Where's his mother? - Not here. 546 00:29:56,973 --> 00:29:58,467 - Is he throwing PVCs? - Yeah. 547 00:29:58,641 --> 00:30:00,764 Why didn't you call me? Get the pacer- 548 00:30:00,977 --> 00:30:02,804 - Can't. DNR. - What? 549 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:06,390 - She said you talked her into it. - There goes your godsend. 550 00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:08,268 - She say where she's going? - No. 551 00:30:08,484 --> 00:30:10,607 If she comes back, keep her here. 552 00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:14,152 Laura, Dr. Sarafini can take you. 553 00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:18,827 What's wrong? 554 00:30:19,913 --> 00:30:21,786 I just keep thinking. 555 00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:24,201 It's a mortal sin. 556 00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:28,505 - Do you believe that? - It doesn't matter what I believe. 557 00:30:28,671 --> 00:30:30,047 What do you think? 558 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:32,049 I don't know. 559 00:30:34,344 --> 00:30:37,298 Anyone in your family you can talk to? A sister maybe? 560 00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:39,637 What about your mom? 561 00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:41,595 She'll kill me. 562 00:30:44,521 --> 00:30:46,893 Look, Laura, this isn't gonna be easy. 563 00:30:47,107 --> 00:30:48,815 But it's a very big decision. 564 00:30:50,777 --> 00:30:54,940 I don't think you know what to do. You really need to talk to someone. 565 00:31:02,914 --> 00:31:04,456 Can you call my mom? 566 00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:10,538 Yeah. I can. I'll call her. I'll call her. 567 00:31:15,885 --> 00:31:18,637 - She's not back yet? - No. He just went into V-tach. 568 00:31:18,805 --> 00:31:20,180 Damn it! 569 00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:23,684 I got a faint pulse. 570 00:31:23,893 --> 00:31:27,594 Give him 50 of lidocaine. Get the paddles, I'll take responsibility. 571 00:31:27,814 --> 00:31:29,688 Yeah, and I'll lose my license. 572 00:31:30,150 --> 00:31:32,308 - What are you doing? - I'll code him myself. 573 00:31:32,485 --> 00:31:34,893 - You're crazy. - You can't ignore her wishes. 574 00:31:35,113 --> 00:31:36,442 You wanted a miracle? 575 00:31:36,656 --> 00:31:41,117 These two kids arriving on the same day is as close as it gets. 576 00:31:41,328 --> 00:31:44,779 - She may not see it the way you do. - I'll bet she does. 577 00:31:44,998 --> 00:31:49,292 - You're only thinking of yourself. - And a dying 16-year-old girl. 578 00:31:50,587 --> 00:31:52,378 Charging at 200. 579 00:31:56,426 --> 00:31:58,300 Move them. Move them! 580 00:31:59,513 --> 00:32:01,221 - Clear! - You're both crazy. 581 00:32:02,307 --> 00:32:04,383 - Back in sinus. - Oh, now you did it! 582 00:32:04,601 --> 00:32:07,970 Page me if he goes south. I'm going to find his mother. 583 00:32:08,688 --> 00:32:12,104 So which section of the orchestra are you going out with now? 584 00:32:12,526 --> 00:32:16,440 I've been unattached since I started the tour. Six months now. 585 00:32:16,655 --> 00:32:19,905 - That's a long time to be on the road. - Yeah. Sure is. 586 00:32:20,117 --> 00:32:22,821 Swarms of groupies in every city? 587 00:32:23,328 --> 00:32:25,902 Well, a classical soloist doesn't quite... 588 00:32:26,123 --> 00:32:28,448 ...lead the life of a Rolling Stone. 589 00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:31,325 But if I'd known I was gonna lose my prostate... 590 00:32:31,545 --> 00:32:34,166 ...I would have made more of an effort. Believe me. 591 00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:37,253 Are you still anxious about the surgery tomorrow? 592 00:32:38,385 --> 00:32:42,383 I was never all that anxious about the surgery, per se. It was more the- 593 00:32:42,556 --> 00:32:44,216 What? 594 00:32:46,143 --> 00:32:48,716 - You really want to know? - Yes. 595 00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:55,397 Well, I went up to your clinic to deposit my... 596 00:32:56,820 --> 00:32:58,231 ...DNA. 597 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:02,280 Of course, they directed me to the cubicle where they'd set up... 598 00:33:02,493 --> 00:33:04,734 ...the specimen jar and the... 599 00:33:05,871 --> 00:33:07,199 ...men's magazine. 600 00:33:07,456 --> 00:33:08,867 And I- 601 00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:11,076 And I just kept thinking: 602 00:33:11,376 --> 00:33:15,754 "Well, this is it. This is my last sexual experience. " 603 00:33:15,964 --> 00:33:18,800 And I- Well, you know the rest. 604 00:33:20,177 --> 00:33:24,922 First time in history somebody's had performance anxiety while by himself. 605 00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:31,603 David, would you like to grab a bite to eat somewhere? 606 00:33:32,690 --> 00:33:35,774 Yes, Elizabeth. I would like that very much. 607 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:40,731 Mr. DeMisa, we got your x-rays back. They're clear, so you are- 608 00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:43,360 Mr. DeMisa? 609 00:33:46,662 --> 00:33:48,370 Mr. DeMisa? 610 00:33:49,164 --> 00:33:52,368 Takata, have you seen our 400-pound patient? 611 00:33:52,585 --> 00:33:55,123 - What? - I'm missing five patient dinners. 612 00:33:55,296 --> 00:33:57,965 - Damn it! - Mr. DeMisa? 613 00:33:58,132 --> 00:34:01,501 - Mr. DeMisa? - Mr. DeMisa? 614 00:34:03,637 --> 00:34:05,464 - Mr. DeMisa? - Over here. 615 00:34:05,639 --> 00:34:07,431 - What is it? - Cake crumbs. 616 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,473 Looks like German chocolate. 617 00:34:10,311 --> 00:34:13,015 Mr. DeMisa? Damn it! 618 00:34:14,815 --> 00:34:16,309 He's unconscious. 619 00:34:16,525 --> 00:34:19,312 He vomited. There's at least a half a gallon here. 620 00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:22,941 No bowel sounds, abdomen's rigid. He really did it. 621 00:34:23,157 --> 00:34:24,651 - He blew a staple? - Yeah. 622 00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:27,488 - Need a gurney! - Prep an O.R., get an X-ray. 623 00:34:27,703 --> 00:34:29,660 Get Romano's ass back here. 624 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:39,499 Mrs. Richards? 625 00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,466 I'm sorry to bother you... 626 00:34:44,178 --> 00:34:46,716 ...but an extraordinary thing has happened. 627 00:34:47,306 --> 00:34:51,007 A 16-year-old girl with the exact same rare blood type as Steven's... 628 00:34:51,227 --> 00:34:53,800 ...came into the ER in liver failure. 629 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:56,436 Now, I can't help but to think... 630 00:34:56,691 --> 00:34:59,395 ...that if God meant for Steven to die tonight... 631 00:35:00,027 --> 00:35:01,605 ...at Christmas... 632 00:35:01,862 --> 00:35:04,863 ...then it must be so that this girl can live. 633 00:35:06,659 --> 00:35:08,118 I'm sorry. 634 00:35:09,662 --> 00:35:13,197 But I can't think about another child's problems right now. 635 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:16,870 All I want is for my son to die peacefully... 636 00:35:18,546 --> 00:35:20,539 ...and to be buried whole. 637 00:35:26,012 --> 00:35:27,921 Excuse me. 638 00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:51,109 - Lots of free air under the diaphragm. - Yeah, he's perfed his stomach. 639 00:35:51,329 --> 00:35:52,953 - Romano? - I paged him five times. 640 00:35:53,164 --> 00:35:56,284 - Who's on call? - Guthrie. Just started a Triple A. 641 00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,455 BP's dropped to 80 palp. We can't wait much longer. 642 00:35:59,671 --> 00:36:01,248 He's got a fever. 643 00:36:02,006 --> 00:36:06,086 Give him a gram of cefotaxime, 500 of Flagyl. Hand me a scalpel. 644 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:09,131 - You're starting without an Attending? - He's septic. 645 00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:11,386 We keep him on the table, he'll die. 646 00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:17,596 What the hell? Hey, Carol? 647 00:36:17,772 --> 00:36:21,058 Hey, you see there's a priest in there with that girl? 648 00:36:21,276 --> 00:36:23,399 He'll pressure her into having the kid. 649 00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:26,529 - Maybe he'll counsel her too. - How'd he find out? 650 00:36:26,739 --> 00:36:29,313 She asked me to call her mom. He came with her. 651 00:36:29,534 --> 00:36:31,443 - I wish you'd told me about it. - Why? 652 00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,945 Because I would've tried to keep him out. 653 00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:37,284 Are those baked beans? 654 00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:38,953 Yeah. 655 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:41,997 - And French fries. - That's rank! 656 00:36:42,213 --> 00:36:45,380 What's this? Coleslaw. 657 00:36:47,302 --> 00:36:48,713 Here's a good one. 658 00:36:49,053 --> 00:36:50,464 What's that, mystery meat? 659 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,432 What the hell are you doing operating on him? 660 00:36:53,641 --> 00:36:55,515 Saving his life. You jerk. 661 00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:58,052 Get me a gown and gloves now! 662 00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:00,477 Peter, get your hands out of my patient! 663 00:37:00,648 --> 00:37:03,566 - Give me a little suction here. - Sucker's clogged. 664 00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:05,686 Yeah. It's a cranberry. 665 00:37:08,073 --> 00:37:09,567 Let's go, Shirley, gloves! 666 00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:13,910 - Where the hell is she? - Who? 667 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,074 Who do you think? What'd you do, give her extra work? 668 00:37:17,290 --> 00:37:18,832 What are you talking about? 669 00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:20,869 Step away. 670 00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:23,624 - Fine. - Who gave you permission to start? 671 00:37:23,838 --> 00:37:26,958 - He was going into septic shock. - You are a Resident. 672 00:37:27,175 --> 00:37:29,464 You don't take a piss without permission. 673 00:37:29,678 --> 00:37:32,251 Where the hell's Lizzie? Off doing your scut? 674 00:37:32,472 --> 00:37:34,346 She left an hour ago. 675 00:37:37,185 --> 00:37:39,937 What'd you use to make this incision? A chain saw? 676 00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:41,771 - He's been drinking. - What? 677 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:43,315 He's drunk. 678 00:37:44,442 --> 00:37:45,771 Go. Call Anspaugh now. 679 00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:48,773 Retract the bowel. 680 00:37:49,156 --> 00:37:50,650 Retract the bowel, please. 681 00:37:53,618 --> 00:37:54,994 Have you been drinking? 682 00:37:55,829 --> 00:37:58,154 Are you questioning my surgical fitness? 683 00:37:58,498 --> 00:38:01,036 - How many drinks have you had? - Go to hell. 684 00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:03,707 I'm gonna ask you to step back, please. 685 00:38:04,004 --> 00:38:05,712 - Sponge. - Dr. Romano! 686 00:38:05,881 --> 00:38:09,047 - Touch me again, I'll deck you. - Look, you're drunk! 687 00:38:14,598 --> 00:38:17,764 All right, Shirley. Get me some clean gloves and a gown. 688 00:38:18,727 --> 00:38:20,351 Coming right up. 689 00:38:21,104 --> 00:38:23,263 - Who ordered all this stuff? - What is it? 690 00:38:23,482 --> 00:38:26,851 Pizza, beer, brandy, whole bunch of spices- 691 00:38:27,069 --> 00:38:29,642 The provisions have arrived. How much do I owe? 692 00:38:29,821 --> 00:38:31,529 $212, plus a tip. 693 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:33,567 - What's going on? - Christmas party. 694 00:38:33,784 --> 00:38:36,654 - I didn't know there was one. - There is now. My treat. 695 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:40,488 It's really crowded. Can we take this stuff into the lounge? 696 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,160 Grouch. 697 00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:44,335 Thanks, guys. 698 00:38:44,753 --> 00:38:47,671 Remember to punch out before boozing. Thanks. 699 00:38:48,048 --> 00:38:50,669 - Why do we need brandy and spices? - Hot toddies. 700 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:53,797 - Sultan of Jahore's favorite. - If it's good enough for him... 701 00:38:54,012 --> 00:38:55,555 Yeah, make mine a double. 702 00:38:55,722 --> 00:38:59,423 - Jerry, where's my lab coat? - It was here a minute ago. 703 00:38:59,601 --> 00:39:01,261 Where did it go? 704 00:39:01,478 --> 00:39:05,310 - I don't even want to hazard a guess. - That's a wise choice, Jerry. 705 00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:09,980 I admit it. There's no such thing as miracles. 706 00:39:10,154 --> 00:39:12,027 You don't really believe that. 707 00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:14,696 I don't know what I believe. 708 00:39:14,867 --> 00:39:17,192 I was so sure that I was right. 709 00:39:18,078 --> 00:39:20,652 That I had the Big Kahuna on my side. 710 00:39:21,206 --> 00:39:23,495 - That's pretty arrogant, huh? - Very. 711 00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:30,789 - What's going on? - Apparently, Mrs. Richards... 712 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:33,214 ...bumped into the Mikamis in the hallway... 713 00:39:33,385 --> 00:39:34,927 ...and they got to talking. 714 00:39:36,805 --> 00:39:39,178 She consented to the liver transplant. 715 00:39:39,391 --> 00:39:41,099 Oh, my God! 716 00:39:43,145 --> 00:39:46,479 Before you give Him all the credit you should know something. 717 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:48,730 - What? - I introduced them. 718 00:39:51,070 --> 00:39:53,940 What do you know? You're an instrument of God. 719 00:39:54,281 --> 00:39:56,321 Oh, please. 720 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,041 Sorry. 721 00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:07,502 How sorry? 722 00:40:09,088 --> 00:40:10,630 Well... 723 00:40:14,426 --> 00:40:18,756 Not sorry enough to go to Mass tonight, if that's what you mean. 724 00:40:19,932 --> 00:40:21,592 What I don't understand is... 725 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:27,010 ...how I can care so much for a hot-tempered, pig-headed heathen. 726 00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:29,105 I'd prefer "pagan. " 727 00:40:33,487 --> 00:40:35,279 Heathen. 728 00:40:42,538 --> 00:40:44,744 I'm finishing up my disciplinary report... 729 00:40:44,957 --> 00:40:46,831 ...recommending you be terminated... 730 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:49,331 ...for operating without an Attending. 731 00:40:49,545 --> 00:40:52,961 - You turn that in, I'll defend myself. - Well, good luck, Peter. 732 00:40:53,132 --> 00:40:57,212 I'll have to turn in these labs showing your blood alcohol was. 12. 733 00:40:57,428 --> 00:41:00,382 You shouldn't have been driving, let alone operating. 734 00:41:00,598 --> 00:41:03,634 Don't bluff me, Peter. You didn't draw my blood. 735 00:41:04,727 --> 00:41:06,305 Not from there. 736 00:41:19,033 --> 00:41:20,658 Mark, look here! 737 00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:23,484 - Gotcha. - These hot toddies are delicious. 738 00:41:23,663 --> 00:41:25,323 - I want the recipe. - No problem. 739 00:41:25,498 --> 00:41:29,330 Hey, Jerry. Want to try one of Dr. Lee's hot toddies? 740 00:41:29,544 --> 00:41:31,501 Just give me a beer. 741 00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:41,380 ...Christian soul out of this world. 742 00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:44,515 In the name of God the Father who created you. 743 00:41:44,684 --> 00:41:47,175 In the name of Jesus Christ who redeemed you. 744 00:41:47,395 --> 00:41:50,147 In the name of the Holy Spirit who sanctifies you... 745 00:43:46,306 --> 00:43:48,512 Merry Christmas, Amanda. 59445

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