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Whoa!
Check out that pair!
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That guy has
even bigger ones!
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Good eye, Barry.
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Those are the best calves
we've seen all day.
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Just think, after we get
our calf implants
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from Dr. Kalgary,
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we'll be the ones admired by
all the school boys in the park.
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Oh!
It's 10:00!
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We better get to the Big Bush
if we want to avoid the rush.
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Ah, the Big Bush.
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Full of cigarettes
and money
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we don't want
our parents to know about.
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And porno.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
Are you here to make a deposit?
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Au contraire, Lil' Pete.
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Today we're pullin' out.
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We've been saving our money
for a year
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to get calf implants together --
hey!
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There's only
$300 here!
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Because Steven Smith withdrew
$100 last week.
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You what?!
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I'm sorry!
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I didn't know
how to tell you.
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But there was a sale
on Fjallraven backpacks.
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I was powerless!
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I mean,
look how cool it is!
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Wait,
you're wearing it now?
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Yeah, duh, look.
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It's made from the scrotum
of a duck.
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See,
Toshi likes it.
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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¶ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ¶
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¶ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ¶
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¶ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ¶
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¶ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ¶
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¶ Good -- ¶
¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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Aah!
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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How could you, Steve?
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We were supposed to get
perfect calves as a group!
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Listen, I know what I did
was kind of selfish.
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But I figured out how to
make some fast cash
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so we can still get
our calf implants.
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The "Help Wanted" section of the
paper is an untapped gold mine.
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Pachanga Morongo!
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We got a winner!
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"Human Crash Test Dummy."
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Sounds like a blast!
I'm in!
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Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, less crashy
more rashy.
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"Penis Cream Tester Wanted."
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Cream is delicious!
I'm in!
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How 'bout this one?
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"Man Stares At You."
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For 10 bucks an hour?
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Anything that easy
must be a sex thing.
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That's been my experience!
I'm in!
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Finger blast!
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Psychology experiment pays $25
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for a weekend!
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And it's at our school!
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It's only $25,
Steve.
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We'd all have to do it
to make up for your mistake.
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Hey, we're friends.
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And as a sign
of good faith,
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you can each store
one item in my backpack.
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It has to be really
small though.
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Cool, let me put in
this Tungsten molecule.
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Whoa, Tungsten?
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That's, uh, quite
a few protons, Barry.
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Can't blame a guy
for trying.
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I have news about the C.I.A.'s
long-time groundskeeper,
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Billy Kloops.
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Kloopsy?
That guy's amazing.
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Let me guess, he got laid?
Yes, Stan.
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He did get laid.
To rest.
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Low five!
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It turns out
Kloops had no living relatives.
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And since you're the only one
who seems to know who he was,
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I guess it's up to you to throw
out his one worldly possession.
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In other news,
our air conditioner repairman
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Denny Kergill
did get laid!
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And it was epic!
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Anyone who wants to hear the
details, meet me in my office!
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[ Cheering ]
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Man: Wait for me,
wait for me!
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[ Leaf blower whirring ]
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The ad said the experiment
started here
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in the big red circle.
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Now we're just waiting for
Dr. F. Lance Shoeman.
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[ Door opens ]
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Hi.
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I suppose I could have chosen
a closer door.
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Dammit, Roger.
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But we need the money.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Professor F. Lance Shoeman
and as a scientist,
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the most important thing to me
is data-- dadda?
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Doida?
Data?
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Please hold
your questions.
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This is
a prison experiment.
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Half of you will be prisoners,
half of you will be guards.
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And we're going to fill binders
on top of binders with derda
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about how your roles
at the prison
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affect how you
treat each other.
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Guys, we're in this together,
so let's take care of each other
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no matter
if we're guards or prisoners.
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Let's divide you up.
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You're a guard.
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Guard.
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Oh, man, looks like
we got to be the inmates.
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Guard.
Definitely.
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Then I'm the only --
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Geeeeyard!
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Shit. Need more people.
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Okay. So we know we have
our guards over here,
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which means over here we have
our guard, guard, guard.
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Dammit!
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Okay, this time I'm just gonna
alternate words
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so there are no mistakes.
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Guard, guard, guard, guard,
guard, guard, guard.
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[ Screams ]
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Okay, we did it.
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Prisoners.
Guards.
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In our prison,
this gym is the yard,
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the locker rooms
are the cells,
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and the equipment room
is the equipment room.
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Just stay out of there.
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There's nothing in there
but a parachute,
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a stack of cones,
some floor hockey sticks,
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bunch of loose flag
football belts --
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Dammit,
now I want to go in there!
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No, no,
you have an experiment!
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Aaand go!
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Make data for my binders!
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I guess we should get
the inmates to their cells.
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Number Three,
get to your cell.
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Okay, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy,
pal.
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I don't understand.
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Number Three,
down on all fours!
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Mount your horsey,
Number One!
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I do not like thiiiis.
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Neigh, Number Three!
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Neigh like a horsey!
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Neeeeeigh.
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Wow,
this is escalating quickly.
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Good data. Good data.
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Wish I had a pen
and not a green plastic soldier.
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Honey, I've been meaning to
ask you, what's with the blower?
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He's in mourning!
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Kloops died.
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What's a Kloops?
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Kloops was a man,
Hayley.
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A man who your father
was very close with.
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Yeah, well, I want to get right
close to those mashed potatoes.
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Hook me up.
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Aah!
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Geez, Hayley, save some
for the rest of us!
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People say it sucks to be
in prison, but I think it's fun.
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I'm gonna make Billy
and Tuttle kiss again.
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B-b-b-bad news!
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You were so hard on
the prisoners they all quit.
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Buuut, g-g-good news!
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Massive upgrade on
the prisoner front
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because it turns out
you can rent real prisoners
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as long as you
keep an eye on 'em
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and promise
they won't get out.
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Which is perfect
'cause you guys are guards.
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Meet Fang, Bonesaw,
and Nathaniel.
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Experiment, back on!
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You're mine now!
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Get ready to slide!
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[ Grunts ]
-[ Yelps ]
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This is incredible.
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The prisoners have seized power
from the guards.
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[ Fang grunts ]
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How did this happen?
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Yesterday we were fake guards
and now we're real prisoners!
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Maybe this is part
of the experiment.
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Barry's right!
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I know a few things
about F. Lance Shoeman,
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and there's no way he lost
control of the experiment.
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[ Door slams ]
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I've lost control
of the experiment!
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And what's worse,
I lost control of my binders.
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We're in charge now.
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And we're gonna drag
this experiment out
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till the first day of school.
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But we'll miss
the prison talent show!
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Uh, yeah.
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And all the bad food
and the cold showers
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and all that darn smoking
we have to do to look tough.
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[ Leaf blower whirring ]
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¶¶
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¶¶
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Stan, I know
Kloops meant a lot to you.
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But you have to
talk about this.
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If it festers inside
you'll --
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Damn,
my mouth got real big!
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I can't watch you do this
anymore, Stan!
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You're pushing us away!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Groans ]
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Barry hungry.
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Barry hasn't eaten
in almost half an hour.
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This is inhumane!
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Hey, we need some food!
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Our friend's about to die!
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This is Dr. Shoeman now!
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I need my binders to record
this boy's death!
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Oh, God!
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Stick with us, son.
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The binders are coming.
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Shut up in here!
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H-He needs food!
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We all demand food
and binders!
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Oh, so everyone's
standing up to me
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except four-eyes
over there.
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Steve, stand with us!
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¶ Sometimes
my hearing goes away ¶
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¶ I can't hear what
my friends say ¶
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What are you doing?
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¶ And one of those times
is today ¶
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Oh, we got a little
Song Bird here!
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Guys,
I know everyone's bummed
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we're missing
the prison talent show.
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But fear not!
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I brought
a little Song Bird!
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I thought I was
your Song Bird!
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Why would you think that?
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[ Off-key ] ¶ You... ¶
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Wow!
Look at this pantry!
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They've got San Marzanos,
mozzarella, white truffles?
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Lunch lady been
holding out on us!
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You can cook,
Song Bird?
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I'm sick of all these
meat Popsicles.
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Those are frozen
Salisbury steaks.
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You're supposed to heat them
in the oven.
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Oh, Jiro dreams of sushi
over here!
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The kitchen is yours,
Song Bird.
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¶ Bop-do-dat-do-dit,
do-dit-bopbona ¶
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¶ Bada-bo-bop-do-da-do-do-doh ¶
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¶ Buona sera, signorina,
buona sera ¶
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¶ It is time to say
goodnight to Napoli ¶
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¶ Though it's hard for us
to whisper buona sera ¶
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¶ With that old moon
above the Mediterranean Sea ¶
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Sorry we didn't save you any,
Steve.
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Oh, I'm good.
I ate with Fang and the guys.
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"The guys"?
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What are they,
your best friends now?
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00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,304
Maybe you should go get
calf implants with them.
255
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,840
What? No.
256
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,341
They have great calves
already.
257
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,978
Uh, look, I'm, um, trying
to get on their good side
258
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,980
so I can get us
all out of here.
259
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,749
Uh...
260
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,118
Whoa,
is Dr. Shoeman okay?
261
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,122
You got anyone waiting
for you on the outside?
262
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,192
I got
a sweet little lady.
263
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,498
Okay, uh,
you rest up, buddy.
264
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,167
There's a little pocket
on the inside for papers
265
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,803
that you don't know
where they go yet.
266
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,809
I'm sorry, I have a really
clear memory of you
267
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,012
dying in
an escalator accident.
268
00:11:53,014 --> 00:11:55,180
Doesn't sound like
something I'd do.
269
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,516
So, how can I help you
this morning?
270
00:11:57,518 --> 00:12:00,485
[ Leaf blower whirring ]
271
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,887
It's Stan.
272
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,856
Ever since Kloops died,
he won't say a word
273
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,792
and he won't take
that blower off.
274
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,959
Yes. I see.
275
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,395
Classic seven stages
of blowing.
276
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,463
I have an idea.
277
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:16,935
Stan, I understand that
you don't want to talk.
278
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,905
Do you mind if I have a word
with your blower?
279
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:24,476
Hiiii.
How are yooooou?
280
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:31,050
Stan saaaaad.
281
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:33,985
[ Gasps ]
He's still in there.
282
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:37,122
I'd be bored if
I weren't so hungry.
283
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,558
I wonder what's taking Steve
so long.
284
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,792
I hope he's okay.
285
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,127
Steve: Please, don't!
Please!
286
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,829
I can't handle it!
287
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,196
You're killin' me!
288
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,066
Barry,
get over here.
289
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,173
"The last time I went
to my doctor's butt,
290
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:57,276
I had to take off
all my boobs."
291
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,678
[ Laughter ]
292
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,846
Please!
293
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,048
These Mad Libs
are too funny!
294
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,484
[ Laughter ]
295
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,853
Fresh towels!
296
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,955
So you guys can shower!
297
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,256
Those are napkins!
298
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,825
Yeah, for drying
your ungrateful bodies.
299
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,160
[ Scoffs ]
What?
300
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,362
We saw you laughin' it up
with your buddies.
301
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,999
Yeah, it's all
part of the plan.
302
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:22,201
They're starting to give me
more freedom.
303
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:23,302
Which...
304
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:26,772
I'm gonna use to find us
a way out of here.
305
00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:28,007
Well, hurry up, Steve.
306
00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:29,708
The doctor's losing it!
307
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,076
Data. Data.
308
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,577
Data-data-data.
309
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,780
Data, data-data-data.
310
00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:37,148
I've encoded the data!
311
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,684
Can't believe Snot
and those guys think
312
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,420
I only look out for myself.
313
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:44,123
I only ever think of them --
Ooh!
314
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,659
Bonesaw loves
hen of the woods mushrooms.
315
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,361
Fang's olives!
316
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,097
Nooooo!
317
00:13:56,237 --> 00:14:00,139
Oh, sweet, free olive!
318
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,741
The drain is a way out.
319
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,943
I got to free the guys.
320
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,580
Oh, man.
321
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:09,681
Door's guarded.
322
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,850
Well, I've done
everything I could.
323
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,256
Should be a straight shot
to the street.
324
00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:25,464
How did the olive know
which way to go?!
325
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:30,135
[ Cries ]
326
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,105
Sweet sunlight!
327
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,941
[ Light bulb humming ]
328
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,410
The sun is so loud today.
329
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:40,179
Welcome to the pizza party,
bud!
330
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,147
Experiment's over!
331
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:46,017
But Fang, Bonesaw, Nathaniel --
they're criminals!
332
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,652
Pshaw.
White collar!
333
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,355
Their real names are Frank,
Bernie, and Nutcutter.
334
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,391
They're being rehabilitated
by the system.
335
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:54,293
So there was
no real danger?
336
00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,062
The only real part was when
you ditched your friends.
337
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,663
That was real.
338
00:14:58,665 --> 00:14:59,798
Real [bleep] up!
339
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,200
Help yourself
to some pizza.
340
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,002
All that's left
is the barbecue chicken.
341
00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:05,104
It's a Southern take
on an Italian classic.
342
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,973
You'll love it.
Nobody else did, but you will.
343
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,979
Good experiment.
Good experiment.
344
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,180
Good experiment.
345
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,815
Good experiment.
346
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:18,650
This is only three bucks!
347
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:19,718
You said $25!
348
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,320
Minus the expenses.
349
00:15:21,322 --> 00:15:23,722
Did you like eating your pizza
off "Teen Titans" plates?
350
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,390
But we need a hundred bucks
or we won't have
351
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,226
enough money
for our calf implants.
352
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:29,428
Well, the three of us
have enough money.
353
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,131
What? I thought we were gonna
do this together!
354
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,066
Oh, now you're interested
in doing things together.
355
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,403
Well, here's some money
to get you started.
356
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:43,542
Once again, I have no idea
why I'm doing what I'm doing!
357
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,148
Stan,
I want to congratulate you
358
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:51,182
on the swift progress
you've made,
359
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,053
but now it's time
to take off the blower.
360
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:59,090
Noooot ready!
361
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,461
But maybe you can grieve
for him another way.
362
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,696
I'm listening.
363
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,333
You mentioned Kloops always
wanted to blow the central quad
364
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,502
but he didn't have
the security clearance.
365
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:13,672
Stan,
you have that clearance.
366
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,710
[ Leaf blower whirring ]
367
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:27,686
¶¶
368
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:31,222
It's me,
the great Billy Kloops!
369
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,226
Thank you for making
my dream come true, Stan.
370
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,964
Now blow me to heaven,
old friend!
371
00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:42,201
¶¶
372
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:46,037
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
373
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,607
Aaaaah!
374
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:58,784
What do you know?
I do feel better.
375
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,822
[ Steve panting ]
376
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,390
Guys, you're right.
377
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,793
Leaving you behind
wasn't my finest hour.
378
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:11,730
I know I don't deserve calves,
but we're still best friends!
379
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:12,798
Uh, correction.
380
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,966
We are still
best friends.
381
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,036
I'm so sorry
for what I did.
382
00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:19,370
You're very generous
with your "sorrys"
383
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,573
but selfish
with everything else.
384
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,842
That was remarkably well put,
Barry.
385
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,011
Don't patronize me.
386
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:27,612
Oh, God,
it was terrible!
387
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,816
Mertz withdrew his nunchucks
and then he robbed me with 'em!
388
00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:32,718
But he left the money?
389
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,919
No, you moron!
390
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:35,220
He took everything!
391
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,756
The bush is empty!
392
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:40,492
That money would have been
in our calves by now
393
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,194
if it weren't for you,
Steve.
394
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,429
You ruined our lives!
395
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,832
We never want to
see you again!
396
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,971
It's good to know I can at least
still count on you, Tosh.
397
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:54,673
A-no!
Thank you.
398
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:55,907
No!
Yes.
399
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,442
No! No! No!
400
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,212
Now you've lost me, Tosh.
But we're cool, right?
401
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,250
So that's when I realized
I had been selfish.
402
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,952
And now I need
to earn $300
403
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,353
for my friends' calves.
404
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,455
It's not for drugs?
Usually it's for drugs.
405
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:14,426
Well, if friendship
is a dr-- Aaaah!
406
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:16,828
Here's $4.
407
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,997
You said $20.
408
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:20,932
There's gonna be
a pizza party.
409
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,801
Apply it to area.
410
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:30,475
Okay. And how soon till
it takes effec-- Aaah!
411
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,177
It burns! It burns!
412
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,445
Dr. Slippy!
413
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,914
Your penis burning cream
works!
414
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,649
We gon' be rich!
415
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,651
[ Laughs ]
416
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,423
[ Timer dings ]
417
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:47,993
I got another hour in me
if you do.
418
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,695
I do.
419
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:55,000
This is an experiment
in pain tolerance.
420
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,669
The more pain you take,
the more money you make.
421
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:00,505
Fine. But there better not be a
pizza party at the end of this.
422
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,141
Oh, no, no, no,
no pizza party.
423
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,709
You'll get your full
half of the money.
424
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,510
Half?
We're both working.
425
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,878
Are you being selfish
again?
426
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,747
No, no, I'm not.
427
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,916
Give me the shocks!
And keep 'em coming!
428
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,452
Oh, selfish boy wants
all the shocks --
429
00:19:13,454 --> 00:19:14,619
Roger!
Okay, okay.
430
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,321
I'm shockin',
I'm shockin'.
431
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,623
Alright,
here's the first shock --
432
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,526
I've never seen the movie
"Titanic."
433
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,961
Just kidding,
here's a real one.
434
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,195
[ Electricity zaps ]
Aah!
435
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,230
Give me another one!
436
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,933
Coming right --
Aaaah!
437
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,669
Aaaaaah!
438
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,905
Aaaaaaaaaah!
439
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,140
Ah!
440
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,775
I almost have
enough money!
441
00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:38,077
I'm almost there!
442
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,345
[ Breathing heavily ] Yeah,
I'm almost there too.
443
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,013
Turnin' the voltage up.
444
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,349
Fair warning, this one
might burn your brain.
445
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,017
Might be a brain-burner.
446
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,318
Whatever it takes!
447
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,654
My friends
need their calves!
448
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,556
[ Groans ]
449
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,324
I said I'm ready!
450
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,593
Shock me!
451
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,795
Barry:
How's this for a shock?
452
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,363
We're friends again!
453
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,331
Steve, it's over!
454
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,667
You've proved to us
you're not selfish.
455
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,603
But I almost
got your money.
456
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,172
We don't care about
the calves anymore.
457
00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:09,174
We just want
our friend back.
458
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,842
And we want him back
alive.
459
00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:13,012
I don't deserve friends
like you.
460
00:20:13,014 --> 00:20:14,213
No, you don't.
461
00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:15,781
But you got 'em anyways.
462
00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:18,317
Barry, why'd you put a belt
around the doctor's neck?
463
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,418
That was...
464
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,852
already there.
465
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,822
I was conducting
an experiment!
466
00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:26,325
[ Don Henley's
"The Boys of Summer" playing ]
467
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:28,427
I can't believe
Dr. Kalgary
468
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:31,596
gave us all calf implants
for 50 bucks.
469
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,833
And threw in butt implants
for free!
470
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:42,073
¶¶
471
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,677
Check out the lower leg
lollipops on those big boys!
472
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,814
I think I'm gonna like
high school.
473
00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:50,949
It's good to be back
with my best buds.
474
00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:53,752
¶ Nobody on the road ¶
Four-way high-five?
475
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,221
¶ Nobody on the beach ¶
476
00:20:56,223 --> 00:20:58,023
¶ I feel it in the air ¶
477
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,925
Have a great night!
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