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Hello, I'm Alan Carr http://Scene-RLS.net

The brand-new series, where each week

we'll be playing a supersize version

of one of the nation's all-time favourite game shows.

Now, I bet you're wondering which show it's gonna be tonight.

Don't get your hopes up any higher, or lower, than this.

It's the game show of kings, not to mention queens and jacks.

I bet you're glad it's back, it's Play Your Cards Right!

Please, welcome your host, Mr Alan Carr!

Oh, how lovely!

Wow!

What an audience!

Welcome to Play Your Cards Right!

Yes, it's the classic game of higher or lower,

made famous by the late, great, Sir Bruce Forsyth.

Tonight, we'll be playing with four lovely couples,

who will be whittled down to one,

who will go on to play the all-new epic endgame,

where they stand to win £30,000.

Ooh!

But what a tough act Brucie is to follow.

I mean, put it this way,

it's taken a man with three chins just to fill his one.

So, let's meet our first two couples playing tonight.

From Leeds, we've got Kelly and Luke,

and from London, we've got Morgan and Tyrone!

Now, Kelly and Luke, you met in the year 2000

at a club called Love Street in Chester.

Was it love at first sight, Kelly, when you saw him?

Well, I was a very impressionable eighteen-year-old.

Are you saying you've made a mistake, Kelly?

Yeah, I walked over to him,

did a really, really cheesy chat-up line.

What was your go-to chat-up line?

"What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?" Oh, sorry.

Yeah, he remembers it well. Oh, Kelly, please!

Ooh, that's... oh.

It says if you win tonight, you wanna get a new passion wagon.

Ooh!

What's a passion wagon?

So, I've got a VWT4 campervan.

When the family get in, it's the dungeon of doom.

Oh, that's nice.

So, what, has the suspension gone on the passion wagon?

With the kids bouncing up and down

going, "I wanna go on holiday!"

You've got a dirty mind.

Let's hope you win tonight, get yourself a new passion wagon.

Give it up for Luke and Kelly.

Morgan and Tyrone, lovely to meet you. Hello.

It says here the things that Morgan doesn't like about Tyrone are,

"He chews his food too loudly,

"when he gets up before her, he makes too much noise,

"and he sprays too much deodorant."

Is there anything about Tyrone you DO like?

Um...

What's the deodorant like? Is it... is it that Lynx Aztec?

Oh, cos that is...

It's just really strong!

He'll, like, spray for ages,

it's, like, half the can every morning.

I'm like, "I'm choking", like...

Yeah, I know, there's all the smoke, it's like Stars In Your Eyes, innit?

"I'm gonna be..." Exactly.

He says the things Tyrone doesn't like about Morgan are,

"She takes hours to get ready before they go out."

As if he wants you to look minging. Exactly.

You should be grateful.

And, "She helps herself to his food in restaurants."

Is she always nicking your food? Yeah.

So, I'll order my food, she'll order hers,

but I order for us somehow...

..but she orders for her.

Stop stealing his food. He's not... You're like a beautiful seagull.

If you won big tonight,

you'd spend the money on a holiday to Egypt to see the pyramids.

Yeah. Yes.

Oh, lovely. Definitely.

If you don't like the way he eats, you should see a camel.

Might find some similarity.

Give it up for Morgan and Tyrone, everyone!

Well, those cards won't deal themselves,

so let's meet our lovely dealer tonight.

It's Sam!

Hello, Sam. Hello, honey.

Can I say how gorgeous you look?

Am I allowed to say that? Is that allowed these days?

- Doesn't she look gorgeous? - Yes!

Thank you so much.

I won't be sexist and ask for a twirl,

I'll do it myself.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Give it up for Sam. Thank you, Sam.

Now, for anyone who doesn't remember,

each couple has a row of five cards.

I'll ask a question,

and whoever gains control of the board, gets to go first.

We want you to work your way across the board,

by predicting whether each one of these cards

is higher or lower than the previous ones.

The first couple to turn the last card over correctly

will win the game and a cash bonus of £1,000.

Ooh! Yes.

This round is played as best of three games,

aces are always high,

and you don't get anything for a pair...

Not in this game!

You remember, that's wicked, ah!

All of our questions are based on a poll of 100 people

and all of our polls are genuine.

OK. This is for you, Kelly and Luke.

We asked 100 people,

"When using the self-checkout machine,

"have you ever sneakily swapped an expensive item

"for a cheaper one to save money?"

Oh.

Luke and Kelly, come on.

Have you ever done that? Have you ever popped something through?

Tangerine instead of an orange. No, um...

Oh, all right, Al Capone! All right!

Has anyone got the Crimestoppers number?

The trouble is, with my fat fingers I can't start doing that,

cos it starts scanning as Richmond sausages.

True story, that's a true story.

What do you reckon, then?

68? I'm thinking it'll be...

Do you think it's gonna be quite common?

Yeah, I think 67. 67.

67, lovely.

Morgan, Tyrone, have you ever popped anything in and gone,

"Oops"? No.

Not at all.

Yeah, I... I have. Honest citizen.

I'm an honest citizen.

I don't know if people would admit to this, though...

Well, that's the thing, innit? Um...

I think lower, but... I think if it's in a survey,

people would... people would admit that.

Maybe? Do you think higher?

67? Higher than 67? What do you reckon?

Lower?

Yeah, lower.

I'll say lower. You're gonna say lower?

OK, how many said yes,

they had swapped an expensive item for a cheaper one?

You said 67. The actual number is...

32.

Ooh. You were right to go lower!

Tyrone, Morgan, you're the blues.

This is your base card.

Oh!

Queen. So close.

You got the question right,

you can switch that if you want, but it's quite a good card,

might wanna stick with it.

Lower. Lower.

Lower. Lower?

Lower than a queen.

Ten. Good start.

Higher or lower than a ten?

Lower. We'll go lower. Lower again.

Lower than a ten.

No! I was gonna say higher!

Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

OK, but that means Kelly and Luke, you get a free go.

Your base card is...

a three.

That's a good start.

Higher or lower than a three? Higher.

Higher than a three.

Seven.

You can freeze at any point, you can freeze.

Higher. Let's go for it. Go for it.

Go for it.

We'll go higher. Higher?

Higher than a seven.

Nine! Yes!

You can freeze if you want, or you can play on.

Up to you. No, together.

Lower? Lower.

Lower. Lower, please.

Lower than a nine.

Aw!

OK.

Oh, dear.

Thank you, Sam, my love. Right, OK.

Morgan and Tyrone, here's your question.

We asked 100 people, "Have you ever called in sick to work

"because you were too hungover?"

Like, 70. I think it's gonna be quite high.

Um... 80s, 70s?

Maybe, yeah, maybe 90s. 78?

Maybe 90s? Maybe, but, uh...

Have you ever done it?

You always use the voice, don't you?

"I think it's a 24-hour thing."

No more than 24 hours, innit?

Right, OK. OK.

100 people. We said, "How many said yes,

"they'd called in sick to work because they were hungover?"

78. Yeah.

Higher than 78?

70... Yeah, we'll go 78. 78.

Luke, Kelly?

We'll go lower. We'll go lower.

Gonna go lower? Yeah.

OK, we asked 100 people,

"Have you ever called in sick to work because you were too hungover?"

You said 78, the actual number is...

64. You were right to go lower!

Yes! Well done.

Do you wanna change that? No, thank you. No.

No, you're gonna keep the three? OK.

Higher or lower than a three?

Higher. Higher.

Higher than a three.

Five.

Higher. Higher, yeah.

You can freeze at any point.

Higher. They're going for it.

Higher than a five.

Lower. Lower.

Lower. Lower.

Lower than a jack.

Aw!

OK, sorry about that, Kelly and Luke.

But Tyrone and Morgan, it means you get a free go.

Higher or lower than a queen?

Lower. Lower.

Lower than a queen.

Five.

Higher or lower than a five? Higher.

Higher.

Higher. Higher? Higher.

Higher than a five.

Ace!

Lower. Lower.

Lower than an ace.

Ooh!

To win the game and £1,000, higher or lower than a king?

Lower. Lower.

Lower than a king?

Yes!

Well done, Morgan and Tyrone, you've won the first game

and you get £1,000.

And you're one step closer to winning the round.

OK, Kelly and Luke.

We asked 100 people,

"Would you consider Alan Carr a national treasure?"

So, where do you stand, where do you stand on this?

It's got to be very high, hasn't it? It's gotta be.

It's gotta be very high. 80s?

I'm thinking 80. Yeah. Or 70?

You don't have to take the mickey, be honest.

We'll stick with 77. You think 77?

Yeah, we're comfortable with that amount.

Tyrone, Morgan.

Higher or lower? What do you reckon?

Um...

I feel like this is... this is... Yeah, purely for the game,

nothing personal...

Ooh!

Yeah, we're gonna go lower. Lower.

Morgan, you could've thought a little bit, a little bit longer.

"Lower!"

"Much lower!"

How many said yes,

they would consider Alan Carr a national treasure?

You said 77, the actual number is...

65. You were right to go lower.

Oh.

Well done, Tyrone and Morgan.

Right, let's turn over your base card.

Ooh!

Higher or lower than a two? Higher.

Higher, please.

Higher than a two.

Ooh.

You can freeze, you can freeze.

Freeze? We'll freeze. We'll freeze. Freeze. Freeze.

They're gonna freeze!

I think that's the right thing.

Morgan and Tyrone.

We asked 100 social media users,

"Have you ever used social media to find photos of a partner's ex?"

There's nothing better than finding out

your partner's ex is a minger.

Yes, yes, yes!

I think quite a lot of people have probably done it,

just don't admit it.

Um, so I... I would say, yeah.

60...? 60, 60...?

..3?

..5.

Tyrone, have you done it, Tyrone?

Be honest. Be honest, Tyrone.

- Yes. - Oh!

I will.

What's this?!

What do you reckon? Come on.

68.

68! 68. Yeah.

68, OK. You're going for 68. What do you think, Kelly?

Is it the kind of thing you would get up to?

It's so easy to do, though, isn't it? Yeah.

You would just be like that, doodling away and you'd think,

"Oh, I'll have a look." Yeah, I think higher.

Think you would, wouldn't you? Yeah.

Higher or lower? Come on, gotta push you.

Higher. Higher, higher. Higher.

How many said yes,

they had used social media to find photos of a partner's ex?

You said 68, the actual number is...

..80.

That's a lot of people. You're right to go higher.

Let's have a look at your base card.

Your base card is...

- ..ten. - Oh.

You got the question right, you can switch it if you want.

Switch it, please. Switch.

Sam, we'd like to switch it, please.

It was a ten, it's now a...

four.

That's better, it's slightly better.

Higher. Higher, please.

Higher than a four.

Aw!

You get nothing for a pair...

Not in this game!

Yes, well remembered.

OK, so that means you get a free go,

Morgan and Tyrone.

So, what do you reckon, higher or lower than an eight? Lower.

I think lower. Lower. Lower, I think lower.

Lower than an eight.

Just! Seven, though. It's lower.

A seven. Freeze.

- We'll freeze, we'll freeze. - Oh!

They're gonna freeze.

It's tense, innit stressful? It's so stressful.

Right, you've had two questions on this round,

so now we go to sudden death.

Whoever wins the question can either choose

to play all of their remaining cards in one go,

or pass to their opponents to do the same.

One wrong guess and the other team wins.

Kelly and Luke, we asked 100 people in a relationship,

"Do you let your partner have the passcode to your mobile phone?"

That's got to be high.

I do have it, yeah. I think most people I know.

Now, Luke, do you let Kelly, um, have a passcode to your phone?

Mine's face recognition now. Oh.

Ooh.

You wanna be careful, I could access your phone.

Um...

What do you reckon, then?

40. 40-something. Go on, then.

48. 48.

48.

Ooh!

Tyrone, Morgan...

Um, well, we have each other's, but yeah. We have, yeah.

What you saying, higher or lower?

Bit higher. Slightly higher, yeah.

Slightly higher?

OK, they think that's right.

"Do you let your partner have the passcode to your mobile phone?"

How many said, yes, they do let their partner have their passcode.

You said 48, the actual number is...

81. You were right to go higher.

It's sudden death.

Do you want to play or pass?

It's two cards, we'll play. We'll play. We'll play.

You're gonna play?

Do you wanna play with this seven or switch?

Switch. Switch.

They wanna switch the card.

Thank you, Sam.

It was a seven. We've switched it now to...

a queen. That's great.

Now you're talking.

Lower. Lower.

Lower than a queen?

Yes!

To win the round and another £1,000, higher or lower than a three?

Higher.

To go through to the head-to-head, is it higher than a three?

Yes!

Oh!

Well done, Tyrone and Morgan, you've won round one and £2,000

and you're going through to the head-to-head.

Kelly and Luke, you've been amazing, you've been such good sports,

but I'm afraid we're gonna have to say goodbye to you.

All right, thank you.

Kelly and Luke, everyone. See you later.

Well done, well done.

Morgan and Tyrone, you get to go and have a lie down backstage

in the Bruce Forsyth VIP soft play area.

So, we'll see you again in a bit for the head-to-head round.

That's it for part one.

Join us after the break for more epic Play Your Cards Right.

Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back!

Welcome back to Epic Gameshow and Play Your Cards Right.

Yes, we're reviving a legend of the '80s!

One woman looked worried there, I think she thought I meant Sinitta.

No.

Play Your Cards Right. Oh, forget it.

Before the break, Morgan and Tyrone won £2,000,

and they'll be rejoining us later

to go head-to-head with another couple,

- for the chance to win £30,000. - Ooh!

Ooh! Whoo!

Right, let's see who they'll be playing against later,

as we meet our next two couples.

From Glasgow, we've got Raj and Balwinder.

And from Portsmouth, we've got Matt and Terry!

Hello, Raj and Balwinder?

Yes, hi. Hello.

Balwinder is the first female,

Asian Sikh taxi driver in Glasgow.

Very impressive, and also very niche. Thanks.

Do you enjoy your work? I love it.

I love being in the public eye

and meeting lots of people in my taxi.

And spreading the word that, look, I'm an amazing woman.

We Asian women can do anything we put our heads into.

Cos there are some sexist people

who say women can't drive as good as men.

What do you think about that, Balwinder?

Boo. Well, if you ask all the woman,

they'll tell you women are much better drivers.

Girl power, innit? I blame the Spice Girls.

Look at that, "Yeah, yeah."

Raj, you used to be a bus driver

and you once left your passengers stranded on a bus.

What the hell?

Ah.

It was an early morning start, 4:30 in the morning.

So, took the bus out the depot,

picked up the early morning workers...

..and driving along my normal route.

Stopped at a petrol station to get a can of Irn Bru.

I was feeling tired in the morning, that time... Yeah.

I love the way you're spinning this out.

They should make a film out of this,

shouldn't they?

It was actually my mate's petrol station,

24-hour petrol station. Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

So, I started chatting away to him and, um...

I just totally, I totally forgot all about it and...

..I was making a cup of tea in the back,

a passenger came in and he goes,

"Where's the driver? What you doing?"

Yeah. "We've got work to go to." Yeah.

That's when I realised.

Oh, and they're all on the bus. All he wanted was an Irn BRU!

Oh, Raj.

You couldn't write it, could you? No.

No, I couldn't write it.

It says here that if you win,

you wanna go on holiday to Goa.

I might leave him behind. Oh!

Yeah, leave him behind

like he leaves his bus passengers. Exactly, exactly.

- Well, I wish you the best of luck. - Thank you.

Balwinder and Raj.

And Matt and Terry, lovely to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Matt once nearly missed the boat for a job. What happened?

I used to work for a cruise ship company and, uh...

What did you do on the cruise ship?

Dancer. Dancer? Yes. Oh, OK.

Yeah, and we docked in Oslo and we went off and had a nice time,

had a few drinks, got back to the dock that the boat was in.

Yeah?

"Where's it gone? It's gone without us."

Um... What, you and a load of dancers?

Yeah, yeah. What was you like,

# Where is it? # Yeah.

# In the navy! #

Help.

Really? So, did you get on the boat then, what happened?

Yeah, well, we didn't get the memo that it was moving dock

halfway through the day,

so we were looking at the wrong dock.

Oh, so it was still there? It was still there, yeah, yeah.

Looking for quite a while. Oh, thank God.

And it says, "When Terry met Matt's mates for the first time..."

Oh, God.

"..his attempt to impress them went badly wrong." What happened?

We'd all had a few to drink, we went downstairs to a dancefloor,

to have a dance. Yeah.

I cleared the whole dancefloor and then attempted to do a backflip,

jumped back and smashed my nose.

I just remember getting up, pouring with blood,

but I'd just had a nose job,

so the whole thing was just literally blood everywhere.

Oh, no, you smashed your face up?

Great impression.

No-one even messaged me the next day to say, "Lovely to meet you."

Oh, no.

You're like Gemma Collins but without the ice.

That was horrible when she went down, innit?

Horrible. Um...

No.

If you win big, you wanna go on a three-week African safari?

Yeah. Yeah.

That'll be nice. Definitely.

Don't do a backflip, Terry.

Those lions, they love blood. You'll be eaten whole. Don't.

Give it up for the couples.

OK, let's have some fresh cards.

Thank you, Sam.

Red team, the question comes to you first.

We asked 100 parents,

"Have you ever 'borrowed' from your own child's piggybank..."

"..without asking them first?"

I think for borrowed we can say stole, can we?

Yeah, let's be a bit honest.

That something you would do, Balwinder?

Yeah, I've done that before with my kids.

But then when I borrowed, I put double back.

You put double back, isn't that lovely?

Aw!

Isn't that nice? Good for you, girl, good for you.

What do you reckon, then?

77?

77.

Do you reckon?

You wanna go lower than 77 or higher than 77?

Lower. Lower. Gonna go lower?

We're gonna go lower.

"How many said, yes,

"they had borrowed from their own child's piggybank

"without asking them first?"

You said 77, the actual number is...

69.

You were right to go lower.

Right.

Matt, Terry, let's turn over your base card.

It is...

a six.

But you got the question right, you can switch it.

Switch, switch. Switch? Switch.

Sam, they'd like to switch it, please.

It was a six.

It is now a...

king.

Higher or lower than a king? Lower.

Lower.

Lower than a king.

Great stuff.

Higher or lower than a three?

Higher.

Higher than a three?

Eight. Freeze?

You can...

We're gonna freeze. You're gonna freeze?

They're gonna freeze with the eight of hearts.

I think you did the right thing there.

OK, Matt and Terry, here is your question.

OK. We asked 100 pet owners,

"Have you ever eaten some of your pet's food..."

Oh.

"..just to see what it tastes like?"

You'd have a lovely shiny coat, though, wouldn't you?

37. 37. 37?

Balwinder and Raj, what do you reckon?

I don't think many people would eat pet food.

You're gonna go lower? Lower?

Lower. Lower, they're going lower.

How many said yes, they had eaten their pet's food

just to see what it tastes like?

You went for 37. The actual number is...

40.

There's more weirdos out there than you think, love.

OK, Terry and Matt.

You can switch it if you want. Switch. Switch.

Switch? They're gonna switch it, Sam.

You won the question, so you can switch it. Right, it was an eight.

It is now a...

Oh!

Ooh!

Higher or lower than an eight?

Higher.

Gonna go higher.

Is it higher than an eight?

Oh!

Oh, sorry, my love.

Balwinder and Raj, you get a free go.

So, let's have a look at your base card. It's a jack.

Higher or lower than a jack? Lower. Lower.

Lower than a jack?

It's a six.

Higher or lower than a six?

Go higher. We'll go higher. Go higher.

Higher than a six.

It's a nine.

We'll freeze now, we'll freeze.

Higher or lower? We'll freeze.

You can freeze if you want. We'll play, just go lower.

Just go lower.

Right, lower than a nine.

Yes!

Higher.

To win the game and £1,000, is it higher than a two?

Well done, Raj and Balwinder!

You've won the first game and you get £1,000.

Unlucky there, Matt and Terry,

but let's see if you can do better on the next game.

Raj and Balwinder.

We asked 100 office workers,

"Have you ever done something you've regretted at your Christmas party?"

Oh!

I wasn't asking you.

Many. People make mistakes, don't they?

Many, I've regretted a lot. I bet, yeah.

85.

Yeah, we'll go, we'll go with her. 85.

85, they think 85. Do you think so, Raj?

I don't have a choice, I have to go with her.

You have to go with her? Yeah.

Matt and Terry, what do you reckon, then?

Higher or lower than 85?

I think slightly lower. Do you?

Slightly lower. Lower.

Slightly lower? OK.

"How many said yes,

"they had done something they'd regretted at the Christmas party."

You said 85, the actual number is...

..45.

You were right to go lower.

Right, OK. Let's turn over your base card.

It is a nine.

Switch that.

Switch. Switch.

You can switch it. Yeah, switch, please. Switch.

Sam, let's switch it.

Thank you, Sam. You're welcome. It was a nine.

It's now a...

Urgh, seven.

Higher? Higher or lower than a seven?

Keep going higher. OK

Higher than a seven.

Yay!

Freeze. No.

Higher or lower than a nine? You can freeze, it's up to you.

Lower! Lower, shall we go lower?

Go on. Lower than a nine?

Oh!

It's an ace.

But that does mean,

Balwinder and Raj, you get a free go.

Here's your base card... Oh.

Lovely start.

Higher.

Higher? Has to be higher.

I thought you'd say that. Higher than a two,

it's an eight.

Higher or lower than an eight? I dunno.

Lower. Do lower.

Lower? Lower, lower, lower.

Lower than an eight.

Yes. Yes.

You can freeze if you want, or play on.

No, we'll go higher. Go higher. Higher?

Higher. We'll go higher.

Higher than a five?

Yes!

OK, for the round,

for £1,000, and the chance to be in the head-to-head,

what are you going for? Lower. Lower.

Lower!

Lower than a queen.

- Yes! - Yes!

Congratulations, Raj and Balwinder,

you're going through to the head-to-head.

Matt, Terry, you've been brilliant and it's been lovely meeting you,

but I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.

- Give 'em a round of applause too. - Aw!

Sorry.

Raj and Balwinder, congratulations!

You'll be battling it out in the head-to-head

against Morgan and Tyrone,

for the chance to play in the epic endgame.

Join us right after the break.

Welcome back to Play Your Cards Right.

Now, before the break, Raj and Balwinder won round two,

so now they face off against Morgan and Tyrone

in the all-new head-to-head round.

Ooh! Yeah, I know, I know.

The money you've won up to now is yours to keep whatever happens.

Whoever wins this will take home another £1,000

and go on to the epic endgame,

where they stand to win £30,000.

Ooh!

As you can see,

the gameplay is a little different here.

You'll both play the same line of seven gold cards,

with control of the cards switching back and forth

whenever an incorrect guess is made.

I'll ask one question, whoever wins it

has the option of playing or passing to their opponent.

All is decided on the turn of the final card.

Guess it correctly

and you're through to the final round.

Guess it incorrectly

and it's the other team that goes through.

Now, for this round, we've dipped into the question archives

from the original 1980s series of Play Your Cards Right.

So, you'll have to transport your mind all the way back.

Come with me. Come on, we're going back.

Come on, audience. Come on, go back.

Ooh.

Shell suits, I'm getting SodaStream, Betamax, Charles and Diana,

Anne Boleyn, the Great Fire of...

I've gone back too far.

I've gone back too far!

Phew! OK, right.

Here's your question.

This is for you, Morgan and Tyrone.

In Bruce's original Play Your Cards Right,

they asked 100 married men,

"If you came home early one afternoon

"and saw the milkman leaving your house..."

"..would you be suspicious?"

Back in the '80s? OK.

It would be suspicious if they were lactose intolerant.

Um, milkmen were quite popular back in the days, so... Yeah.

..I think it'd be quite high.

What we saying, 72.

72, they're going for 72.

Raj and Balwinder?

Lower. I think it's lower. It's lower.

Lower? Lower? You're gonna go lower? Yeah.

You said 72.

The actual number was...

58!

OK!

You were right to go lower.

Raj and Balwinder, here we go.

Here's your base card. It is four.

Higher.

But you do have your bonus switch card,

which only you can use.

Do you wanna play or pass? Play.

Higher or lower? Higher. Higher.

Higher than a four.

Eight.

Do you wanna switch it or leave it? Higher or lower than an eight?

I think lower. Lower?

Go lower, then, Alan. Lower.

Lower than an eight?

Higher or lower than a three?

Higher. Higher.

Higher than a three?

Eight.

You've got your bonus switch card, which you can use at any time,

but only you can use it.

Can we switch that, please? You wanna switch it? Switch.

Switch.

OK, it was an eight, it's now a...

jack.

Lower.

Lower. Lower.

Lower than a jack...

Five.

You're on a roll. Higher or lower than a five?

Higher. Higher. Higher?

Higher than a five.

Nine.

Woo!

OK, now the turn of this card will determine

who is going through to the epic endgame,

and the chance to win £30,000.

Ooh!

If you get it wrong, Morgan and Tyrone go through.

So, higher or lower than a nine?

Ask the audience. Lower.

Lower.

Lower, Alan. We're going lower.

Lower than a nine.

Who's going through to the epic endgame?

Is it lower than a nine?

Oh!

I'm so sorry, it's an ace!

I'm so sorry.

There you have it. Incredible.

Morgan and Tyrone, you've just won another £1,000,

for not doing much, I think we'll all admit...

..but that's the way the cards go.

But anyway, you're going on to play our epic endgame,

where you could walk away tonight with over £30,000.

Ooh!

Look at you!

Raj and Balwinder, commiserations.

- You've been amazing contestants. - Aw!

They've been amazing. Have you had a good time?

We have, thank you. We've had a lovely time.

OK, well, unfortunately we do need to say goodbye to you,

but you don't go away empty-handed, cos you take away £2,000.

What you gonna spend it on?

Holiday. Go to Goa, go to Goa.

Go and take Raj away to Goa.

Raj and Balwinder, everyone!

Aw.

Morgan and Tyrone, you've made it through to the final round,

and you've got £3,000.

That's yours no matter what. How are you guys feeling?

Um... I feel really bad.

You didn't do anything in that round.

I feel great.

OK, are you ready to face the epic endgame?

Yeah. Yes.

Bring it on, bring it on.

Let's see what you're up against.

'Also Sprach Zarathustra' by Richard Strauss

Wow. Definitely wow.

You wanted to go to Egypt to see the pyramids,

don't have to bother now, do you?

No, there it is, it's the epic pyramid of cards.

If you make it to the top,

you stand to win £30,000 on the turn of a single card.

Now, you've already seen these cards

cut and shuffled earlier, but I want you to join me now

and cut the deck to determine what that final card will be.

You make your own luck in this game. Come over here with me.

Right, here's the deck.

Cut it.

You happy with that? Do you want...

Is that the card you want? Yep. Yeah.

Are you sure? Yes.

That's the one. OK.

I'm gonna add it to the top of the pyramid.

Why couldn't Sam do this?

Why couldn't Sam...

My bloody ears have popped.

Going on here, I'm completing the pyramid.

Woo!

The pyramid is complete!

Morgan and Tyrone have the chance to take home £30,000,

right after the break.

Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back!

Welcome back to Play Your Cards Right.

Morgan and Tyrone have made it through

to the brand-new epic endgame of Play Your Cards Right,

and will take on the great pyramid of cards.

Ooh!

Just 12 cards stand between them and £30,000.

You'll start at the bottom of the pyramid

and work your way along each row.

You have three switch cards and three strikes.

Once you've made it to the end of a row,

then you can choose to keep that cash

or risk it all by moving to the row above.

Ooh. How are you feeling?

Really nervous. Yeah. Really nervous.

Aw.

But are you ready to play?

Yeah. Yeah, feel good. Feel good. OK.

Remember, in this round, you've got to turn it to...

..earn it!

If we keep going like this,

you guys will start finishing every single one of my...

..sentences!

Let's get going.

Right, OK.

Best of luck, guys.

We're really rooting for you, we're really rooting for you.

Right, let's have a look at your base card.

Let's hope it's a good one. Oh!

Two. Higher or lower than a two?

Higher.

Higher. Higher, please.

Higher than a two. It is a...

seven.

OK, higher or lower than a seven?

You've got three switch cards.

Higher, please. Higher.

Higher than a seven?

Aw! It's a two.

You've just lost a life.

But I think we know what you're gonna do.

Higher or lower than a two? Higher, higher.

Higher than a two.

It's an ace.

Fantastic.

Higher or lower than an ace?

Lower, lower! Lower, please.

For £2,500...

Lower, please. Lower than an ace?

Yay!

You've just won £2,500.

What would you say if I said you could double it

by going up to the next row, £5,000?

Yeah.

Do you wanna risk it?

Yes, please, we'll risk. They're gonna risk it!

We'll risk it.

You've got two lives left

and you've still got three switch cards.

Right, higher or lower?

We will switch, please. Um, can we switch?

You're gonna switch?

Don't worry, I can do it. Right, we're gonna switch.

OK, it was...

It was an eight, it is now a...

five.

Little bit better.

Can we go higher? Higher, please.

Higher?

Higher than a five.

Ooh.

Just. Just.

Higher or lower than a six?

Higher, please. I'm with you on this. Higher.

Higher than a six?

Ten.

For £5,000.

Lower? Lower, lower. Lower.

For £5,000, lower than a ten.

Yes! Yes!

You can walk away now with £5,000,

that's yours, go home.

Plan your trip to Egypt.

Or, you can risk it and play for £10,000,

but if you fail on those two cards and lose your lives,

then you go home with nothing.

We're gonna risk it. We're gonna risk it.

We've got two switches and two lives.

OK, I've just gotta tell you the rules, Morgan.

OK, you're happy with that six?

Higher? Higher?

Higher?

We'll go higher. Higher, please.

Higher than a six, OK.

I can't look.

You've got two strikes left and two switch cards left.

Is this higher than a six?

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

£10,000 on the turn of a single card. What you gonna do?

Higher or lower?

You think lower? I think lower as well.

Lower. We'll go lower.

Lower than a jack?

Yeah!

Fantastic.

Oh, my God.

You now have a massive £10,000.

Whoo!

If you decide to play on,

you could make that £15,000 on the turn of a card.

You can still use your switch cards.

But I must remind you that you lose any spare strikes.

What you gonna do? We're gonna risk it.

We're gonna risk it. Gonna risk it?

They're gonna risk it!

For £15,000.

Higher. Higher?

Higher. We'll go higher. Higher. Higher, please.

Higher than a three.

Surely. Come on.

For £15,000.

You've now won £15,000.

But...

if you decide to play on,

you could make that £30,000 on the turn of a card.

But I must remind you,

one wrong guess and you go home empty-handed.

Higher? Risk it? We've gotta risk it.

OK, what you gonna do?

We're gonna risk it. We're gonna risk it.

You're gonna risk it? We're gonna risk it.

We're not stopping.

Now, remember, you cut this card... Yeah.

..yourselves. Everyone saw it.

You did this, so you created your own luck.

Higher?

Higher!

Higher than a four?

I can't look. Higher.

Higher than a four, for £30,000.

Yes!

Yes! Come and join me!

Oh, it looks like you're going to Egypt!

Oh, I'm crying as well!

Um, you've won £30,000,

which added to your earlier winnings gives you a grand total of £33,000!

Oh, my God.

That's so sweet.

Oh, look!

Oh, that's amazing, and you can go... you can go to Egypt.

This is, this is life-changing. No, it's amazing. Aw.

Have you ever won anything before? Not, not this amount, no way, no.

About £200 at bingo. £200 at bingo!

Oh, my God, that's so sad.

Well, anyway, you've got a huge amount now, life-changing.

Enjoy it, you've been absolutely brilliant. Thank you.

So, there you have it.

Give a huge round of applause to our wonderful contestants,

Morgan and Tyrone.

All of our other couples,

and of course my wonderful dealer, Sam. Come here, Sam.

Well done, well done! Thank you!

You've been watching Epic Gameshow's Play Your Cards Right.

Join us next week,

when we'll be playing an entirely new supersize

and suitably epic version

of another of the nation's all-time favourite gameshows.

I've been Alan Carr. Goodnight!

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