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We read a great deal
of advice designed
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for the expectant
mother, but nobody
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seems to think it worthwhile
to give the expectant father
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any advice.
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Now as a matter of fact,
the expecting father
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needs more advice than
the expectant mother,
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because he is
strictly on his own.
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He has no doctor to guide him.
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And during that one day at least,
he is the forgotten man.
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- Good morning, Miss Benson.
- Good morning.
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A little excitement at
our house this morning.
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- Didn't get a chance to share it.
- Yes, I know.
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Here's a message for
you from the hospital.
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Came just five minutes ago.
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Now here we see some typical cases
of expectant fatherhood.
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Those of you in the audience
who don't care to look
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may close your eyes
until the scene is over.
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We will signal the end of
this rather harrowing section
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by the tapping of a bell.
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Where is she?
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- Your name, please.
- Who me?
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- Yes.
- Uh, Doakes.
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- Joseph Doakes.
- Oh, yes, Mr. Doakes.
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Would you wait right
in there, please?
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The nurse will see
you in just a minute.
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- In here?
- No, no.
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In there, the waiting room.
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Now all these four men
are running a temperature.
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The tall man, because
he’s been waiting longest,
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is in the worst shape,
but the blood pressure of all four
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of them is way, way up
for this time of day.
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In other words, for lack of
good counsel and advice,
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these expectant fathers
have allowed themselves
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to become pathological cases.
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- Have you got the correct time?
- Yes, thanks.
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Would you mind giving it to me?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
It's 20 minutes past.
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Past?
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Uh, 20 minutes 'till 10:00.
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Uh, is that Eastern
Standard Time?
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Why, yes, I guess it would be.
Yes, sure.
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That would make 20 minutes
to 7:00 at the coast, wouldn't it?
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No, no 20 minutes
to 9:00, to 1:00.
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Ah, shut up.
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Mr. Doakes?
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Well, Mr. Doakes, I don't think
that you will have stay here.
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You can come back around noon.
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Everything's fine.
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- You mean I can go?
- Yes, you can run along now.
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We'll call up around noon, and
we'll tell you when to come back.
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This man, ordinarily a
very alert businessman,
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has allowed himself to slip
mentally under a strain, which
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is no greater than that to which men
are being subjected to all
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over the world every day.
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It's just a lack of
mental coordination.
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That's all.
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Oh, Mr. Doakes, any news?
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Hmm?
Huh?
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Uh, no, no.
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They'll call up at noon.
That's what she said.
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Would you care to
go over the mail?
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What mail?
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The morning mail.
Here it is.
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Dear Mr. Doakes, we
are writing to ask you
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if you can see a way
clear to contribute
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the same amount this year as--
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That's the letter you just
received, Mr. Doakes.
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Do you wish to dictate a reply?
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I've got to get some air.
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Back early, aren't you?
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Quarter past 11:00.
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For Pete's sake, stop looking
at that picture, will you?
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I'm sorry.
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There, there, old man.
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He didn't mean it.
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I did mean it.
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Why Mr. Theakstis,
you're the father of a nice big girl.
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Come on in and see her.
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Mr. Doakes, what are
you doing back here so early?
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Now we won't need
you until 3 o'clock.
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Everything's fine.
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3 o'clock?
Why that's this afternoon.
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There's another phase
to this disintegration
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of the expectant father.
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From the preliminary daze
and hypnotic trance,
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he sometimes develops into a
rather garrulous and frequently
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tiresome character,
considering himself the center
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of attraction wherever he goes.
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Do you have any children?
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Just a couple.
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Just a couple?
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Boy, that's a lot.
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How'd you stand it?
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Oh, it's not so bad,
once you get the hang of it.
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Oh, once you the hang of it.
That's the thing.
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I've got to learn how to get
the hang of it by 3 o'clock.
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Well, well, congratulations.
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Straight, dry.
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Didn't get a chance
to shave today.
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I guess that's right.
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Expecting a baby this afternoon.
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That's fine.
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- How's your wife now?
- Oh, she's fine. Thanks.
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Give me that check,
will you, because I got to go.
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Thank you.
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At this point, the expectant father
is not responsible for his actions,
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and he may walk as much as
10 miles without knowing it.
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To complicate matters,
the world seems
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to be filled with children.
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Up to now, he
never noticed them.
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Of course, the
percentage of twins
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is very small and hardly
worth worrying about,
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but then, on the other
hand, it can happen.
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We now come to the
final and most harrowing
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phase of our study.
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The patient has a blood pressure
of a small donkey engine.
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- Mr. Doakes?
- Who, me?
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Will you please come with me?
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- Mr. Doakes?
- Yes.
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Mr. Joseph Doakes?
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There's a telephone call for you.
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Hello?
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Mr. Doakes, would it be all right
if I went out for about an hour?
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There doesn't seem to be
anything doing around here.
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OK, OK, sure.
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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- Small, isn't he?
- No smaller than usual.
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I guess you'd be small too,
if you were that age.
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- Want to hold him?
- Oh, no, no thank you.
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I've got one of
my own coming up.
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- Your name's Doakes isn't it?
- Yes, Joseph Doakes.
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- My wife is here.
- Well, this is yours.
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Mine?
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Nurse!
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Nurse!
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So we see in rather
spectacular fashion
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the ordeal through which
the expectant father must go.
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Of course, this
man will recover.
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There's nothing
organically wrong with him.
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And in time, he will come to
enjoy the blessings of fatherhood.
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And--
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--enjoy, actually
live to enjoy--
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