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"During the ming dynasty"
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"emperor yongle moves
the capital to Beijing"
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"after the move, the weather was fine,
people were happy"
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"for 8 hours"
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after which fire attacks began
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causing fires in the palace
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the emperor was angry with his astronomers
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help, I'm on fire!
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Qin - yes
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you said if we moved here,
I'd be more powerful
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more handsome and then some
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the country and our people will thrive
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you see this?
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The thunder nearly striked me
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explain yourself!
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Your majesty, we've just moved here
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dragon's veins are still connecting
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and we need time to adapt
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just stop talking
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your majesty, keep calm
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fire needs to be fought with water
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I've ordered carpenters
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to build a god of water statue
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please take a look
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What's your face, this
thing looks so familiar
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your majesty
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I've never seen the god of water
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I thought long and hard
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only your majesty has the essence of a god
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excellent
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so I made this in your image,
hope you can forgive me
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my lord
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I like to have fun too
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no worries
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thank you, your majesty
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I'll put my head on the line
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there'll be no more fire attacks
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Shit
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what the hell
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dimwit
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from my observation
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fire attacks is not a wrath of god
but a sign of treachery
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What are you looking at?
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Can't I look?
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Of course your majesty can
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your majesty, as ancient proverb said
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women are made of water
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a new consort whose four pillars
are of water elements
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can act as water
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to fight against fire
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bullcrap
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you think our wise emperor
will believe that?
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A new consort is a solution worth exploring
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but I don't think the queen will agree
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why? How can she not allow it!
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Your majesty is doing this for the nation
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not for his own pleasure
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having a new consort is
the right thing to do
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I'm sure our queen will understand
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but a girl with such precise pillars
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must be hard to find
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not at all
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being a pressing matter
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I have already found this girl
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I'm court lady soso, your majesty
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rise
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yes, your majesty
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Your majesty
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she is so stick thin
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she must be malnourished
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with ugly high cheekbones
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she'll jinx her husband
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how dare you!
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Why are you trying to
defy my will, you crazy?
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No
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Let me give you some news
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this malnourish girl is my girlfriend
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what!
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I've made rules
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banning courtship inside the palace
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you've hidden her from me
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getting it on behind my back
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we haven't got it on yet
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not that I don't want to
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but she won't let me
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however, our four pillars
are a perfect match
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please retract the rules
and let us be together
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alright, I don't want to
break up the two of you
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take him away and behead him
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please spare his life, your majesty
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I'll give you great pleasure tonight
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I'll just sell you as a slave
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you can no longer set foot in Peking
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Soso is willing to work
hard for this nation
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I as emperor
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definitely need to work hard
with her in bed tonight
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I decree s0s0o is now a concubine
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lord ximen
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you have done a great job today
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- start procession
- Thank you, your majesty
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I've got to run
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send soso to the solitary palace
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without my consent,
no one takes her to the emperor
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understand
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lord ximen
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what does your heart desire?
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My queen
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I was cooking at home
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I left the fire on, I want to go home
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what's the rush?
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Why don't you stay at my home?
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Eunuchs!
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Make him one
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looks so sharp and a hook
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qin and soso will forever
be a perfect mismatch
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Astronomer qin mentioned
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having just moved north
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dragon's veins are still connecting
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mass migration requires changes
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what he meant was, moving
from south to north
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moving people to the north
to spur growth in the area
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as to changes
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the explanation is simple
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people from the south needs to adapt
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allowed their cultures to
compliment each other's
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slowly they gel together
and became stronger
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next
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qi rides with the wind and bounded by water
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in an endless cycle. This is feng shui
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it has over 3000 years of history in China
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it is our national treasure
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so how does feng shui affect us?
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Surroundings affect growth,
growth affects personalities
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then affect how situations are dealt with
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which affect our fate
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qin said there was treachery
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just by looking at the stars
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isn't that superstitious?
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Meteorology is the foundation
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to the study of feng shui
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every stars and satellites
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have an effect on us everyday
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let's say the moon
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the moon affects the
changes of tide everyday
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on the 15th of may, 2015
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an asteroid, sf376, impacted on the moon
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even though it's just the size
of half a football pitch
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it was enough to minutely
affect the gravitational pull
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so it minutely affected the changes of tide
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which minutely changed the
temperature of the sea
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which was enough to affect lives in the sea
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that day in Hong Kong
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over 100,000 sardines jumped
onto the shore of Stanley
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an amazing phenomenon
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many locals took some
sardines home for dinner
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but sardines have nothing but small bones
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so a lot of people choked
on their bones and went to the er
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you can see it on this chart
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that day the amount of
people went to the er
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is 50 times more than usual
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so in conclusion
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those people who choked
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was affected by the moon
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and the asteroid sf376
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thank you!
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Thank you for coming!
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Cousin ray, your performance was fantastic
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a lot of people made bookings
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as your manager, I'm gonna be rich
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why has your computer
been loading since last night?
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I was star watching last night
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my ruling star was blinking weirdly
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so I'm looking into it
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"heaven & earth
shattering inescapable curse"
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Dad, what's up?
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Son, how's your aura?
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Absolutely fine
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you need a clear mind to see human aura
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your life is so hectic right now
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can you really see it?
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Of course
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I've done some calculations
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a meteor shower
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will go pass your ruling star
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and they will steal the ruling star's light
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it's a heaven & earth shattering
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inescapable curse
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why don't you come home for dinner
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and we can
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I'm busy
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let's talk later, bye
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thanks god,
this curse has nothing to be worried about
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what do you know!
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I just don't want dad to be worry
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about that
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clear all the work from my schedule
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just let me stay at home, Netflix and chill
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wait till the curse pass
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I'd lose a lot of money
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even I don't know what will
happen with this curse
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so why don't you just let me stay at home?
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Then... can't we get few
more tanks of black goldfish
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to ward off the curse?
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Goldfishes are weak,
they can ward off everyday jinxes
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but if it's a curse
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ancient text says
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only a human
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can help ward off the curse
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not me, let him... the driver
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calm down
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not everyone is suitable
to be the black goldfish
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they must have a matching
four pillars to mine
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don't worry
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I'll find the girl with this
four pillars right away
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but where would I find a girl
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with such a special birthdate?
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Keep pumping my girl
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you are destined for great things
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you call pumping toilet great?
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You zodiac face great obstacles,
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affecting us both
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I've faced obstacles my whole life
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it's nothing, I'll be fine
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it can be defeated,
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if there's a major change in life
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so I've decided
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we're emancipating until the year of dog
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master ray wrote it
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hi!
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- I'm here...
- Pei pei
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you're too late, I just sold my last mocha
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to that gentleman there
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Wait...
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Stop...
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Miss, you want a selfie or an autograph?
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I'm sorry
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hear me out
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my supervisor loves caramel mocha
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but you bought the last one
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if she doesn't have this,
I'll be screamed at
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what if
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you sell it to me for double what you paid
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if your supervisor really
is such a bad person
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I'll suggest you to leave the company asap
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let's go
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bastard, fraudster!
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Oh, damn!
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Come on, jojo is waiting for us
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come here
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my eyebrows is a little messy
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who'd care?
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People pay me for my handsomeness
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stop struggling
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can you stop poking around?
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It does look quite good
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one
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two
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three
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- hey! What are you doing?
- Scared?
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Stop it, stop taking photos
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why can't I take pictures?
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It's you, the feng shui fraudster
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- stop it, give me your phone
- Smile
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I'm taking you down - hey!
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Give me your phone...
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Walk slowly if you can't see
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hey, I'm alright
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morning
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hello
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stay back... put your hands away
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what are the lucky colours this year?
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The year of rooster
is entering the centre position
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so avoid the colour white
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wear clothes that is green or cyan
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to give a positive vibe
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jojo's here
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00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,412
how did this happen, are
you feeling better?
280
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,499
It's nothing, just a mishap
281
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,580
a mishap?
282
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,073
You seems proud of it
283
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,745
she was trying to spray
you, why did you duck?
284
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,035
Basic instincts
285
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:14,114
it's you who fancy jojo,
you could have come alone
286
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,581
why did I have to come?
287
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,244
Just look at my face
288
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,207
I've told you many times,
I'm all about my handsomeness
289
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,208
so am I
290
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,333
you...
291
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,457
Ok, I've done my part, I'll show myself out
292
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,740
wait...
293
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,115
Don't go yet
294
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,081
jojo needs our help
295
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,828
you know how my dad is super superstitious
296
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,950
we've hired a new feng shui
consultant at the company
297
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,580
and the business has been great
for the last couple of years
298
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,662
but my dad's health has been deteriorating
299
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:52,041
I feel something is not
right with this consultant
300
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,412
ray, jojo is our friend
301
00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:57,748
his dad is like an uncle to us
302
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,866
now he needs us, how can we do nothing?
303
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,875
Yeah
304
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:04,656
who is this consultant?
305
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,667
Ximen ding
306
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,115
How long does this take?
307
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,535
It'll be over soon
308
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,868
This is cool
309
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
I'm dizzy
310
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,375
You can do this
311
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:07,952
Are you alright?
312
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,077
Ok
313
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,625
Boss
314
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,280
I just proudly performed with spells,
pyrotechnics and actions
315
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,749
the heaven formation has been set
316
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,495
I'm going to take a look at the
feng shui right away
317
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,957
I guarantee you good health
318
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,331
and stamina
319
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,285
- you alright?
- Dad
320
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:32,248
I've brought ray here to
take a look at the feng shui
321
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,250
uncle
322
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,497
Master ximen
323
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,331
master ray
324
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,282
Such a pleasure
325
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,932
I'm going to take a look at the feng shui
326
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,161
show off, I'll go over there
327
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:09,542
What's he doing?
328
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:10,993
Don't know
329
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,332
maybe cleaning his cat's litter box
330
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,823
What's up?
331
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,203
Excellent, the four charms bearers are here
332
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,409
Dragon's vein is here, it is here
333
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,742
Five coloured earth
equals the five elements
334
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:49,828
it smells fresh
335
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,791
tastes sweet with a note of spice
336
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,490
and a trace of gameyness
337
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,083
take a bite
338
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,749
that's where our dogs go to toilet
339
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,417
Uncle
340
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,476
green dragon is drinking water
on the left of your house
341
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,059
white tiger is standing watch on the right
342
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,934
vermilion bird is flying over the top
and tortoise is behind supporting you
343
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,698
the feng shui is excellent
344
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,369
just excellent?
345
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:28,489
This piece of land brings great fortune
346
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:29,907
a singular dragon's vein
347
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,414
down the spine of the land
348
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,207
the legendary "100 birds praying
to Phoenix" set up
349
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,032
a victorious piece of land
350
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,824
your luck will be better
than ever for 180 years
351
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,744
then why has my dad been having wet dreams?
352
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,115
He actually wet his pants
a couple of nights ago
353
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,331
well, that's a good thing
354
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,744
the limited edition handbag is mine!
355
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,449
They are my ex-wives
356
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,298
why don't I have that
limited edition handbag?
357
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,749
It's just a misunderstanding
358
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,787
the boss has bought each
of you the limited edition
359
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,781
really?
360
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:57,872
See
361
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,615
it's my fault
362
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:02,658
the bags are here, why don't we go inside?
363
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,702
This way - let's go
364
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,909
master ximen said it is in
my nature to love and care
365
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:09,917
that's why
366
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,954
he wanted me to move my
exes, to live nearby
367
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,118
to take care of them
368
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,208
yeah
369
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,038
smells good
370
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,782
if you don't mind me asking
371
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,828
what're their Chinese zodiacs?
372
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,289
They're all tigers
373
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,375
tigers?
374
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,660
That's the problem
375
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,865
as master ximen said
376
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,870
this is the "100 birds
praying to Phoenix" setup
377
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,787
moving your exes nearby is a kind gesture
378
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,415
but "a mountain isn't big
enough for two tigers"
379
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,408
and there are three
380
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,494
tigers will kill the Phoenix setup
381
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,910
that's why you're not well
382
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,160
what are you looking at?
383
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,077
Can't I look?
384
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,619
Of course you can, boss
385
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,083
it's burnt
386
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,871
you can move your exes to live elsewhere
387
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,116
one to Asia, one to Europe
388
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,410
and one to Africa
389
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:01,703
there will be less squabbling
if they don't see each other
390
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,866
excellent idea
391
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,163
if I move them
392
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:08,748
I don't have to rush around
393
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,657
to make three dinner dates each night
394
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:11,913
dad
395
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,954
I want ray as the chief
designer for our casino city
396
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,287
I thought you agreed that
I am the chief designer?
397
00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,873
- Calm down, I haven't said yes
- Dad...
398
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,875
Alright
399
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,660
masters
400
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,454
if both of you can work for us
401
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,789
it'd be our honour
402
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,415
so what if I pay both of you
403
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,450
each of you come up with a plan
404
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,699
then we'll choose the winner
405
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:38,708
it's decided
406
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,908
our evil plan was nearly done
407
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,832
I thought being a villain
was going to be easy
408
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,790
with a hero turning up out of nowhere
409
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:50,123
would that spell trouble for us?
410
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:52,578
Not just yet
411
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,707
I foresee a curse is heading towards ray
412
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:01,031
he's looking for a human
black goldfish to ward it off
413
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:04,749
if 1 can find the ultimate jinx
414
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,162
and put it by Ray's side
as the human black goldfish
415
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:10,579
he'll definitely be in deep shit
416
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,408
how can I keep on trusting you?
417
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,333
You've used so much of my allowance
for this luck sucking setup
418
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,494
to find the jinx
419
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,869
but just look at them
420
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,240
how could these weaklings jinx anyone?
421
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,083
I'm looking for the ultimate jinx
422
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,663
so I've used every way
possible to suck them dry
423
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:33,667
suck them dry?
424
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:34,952
Suck them dry
425
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,537
take a look at this tablet here
426
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:41,708
flat chested ho pei pei
427
00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,908
she has worked in this
luck sucking setup for a year
428
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,494
still looking bright
429
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,161
she's not only well
430
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,415
but won 200 dollars cash at annual dinner
431
00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,954
breath in and out...
432
00:23:56,125 --> 00:24:00,289
Looks like she's the one
I've been looking for
433
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,373
the best thing is
434
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,869
she's not only tough
435
00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:09,156
but her pillars make her Ray's "kryptonite"
436
00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:11,658
the perfect mismatch
437
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,660
Personal safety
438
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:31,665
"li bai tries to catch the moon reflection"
439
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,248
a very bad fortune stick
440
00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,248
if it's about personal safety
441
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,865
you're in danger
442
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,374
maybe someone will punch you in the face
443
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,747
that fun?
444
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,787
You're such an optimistic guy
445
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:48,408
still smiling after a very bad stick
446
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,577
of course
447
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:54,079
it's your personal safety I'm asking about
448
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,083
what?
449
00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,333
Master
450
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,497
Sticks interpretation,
fortune telling, face or bone reading?
451
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:13,698
I want to try séance
452
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,164
an excellent choice
453
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:18,493
who do you want to contact?
454
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,242
I want to contact my father
455
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,614
and your name is?
456
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,614
Ho sum-on
457
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,367
sum-on
458
00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,531
dad
459
00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:31,659
is everything going against you
460
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,659
keep losing when gambling?
461
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,998
100% accurate
462
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,990
do you know why?
463
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Why?
464
00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:46,117
Because your four pillars
are against pei pei's
465
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,368
what should I do?
466
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,495
Tell your daughter to
go to the hr department
467
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,493
and change her birthday record to this
468
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:04,082
then lady luck will smile at both of you
469
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:07,249
but dad, how come you wrote this already?
470
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:11,575
Never mind about the details
471
00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,282
the meter maid is here
472
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,740
I thought she just left
473
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,083
dad
474
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,332
your dad just left
475
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,413
he's dating Marilyn Monroe
476
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,578
to see Michael Jackson's concert
477
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,824
up front in the mosh pit
478
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:32,913
never mind
479
00:26:32,917 --> 00:26:36,284
you'll be fine if you do
everything your dad said
480
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:39,455
if you don't...
481
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,948
The tow truck is here
482
00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:45,499
I'm coming, alright
483
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:46,493
just do it
484
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,500
yes - good girl
485
00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:48,952
shit
486
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,283
miss wang, thank you so much
487
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,949
for changing my birthday information
488
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,285
I owe you
489
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,787
it's alright, I admire a filial child
490
00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,747
to be honest
491
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,617
changing your four pillars
is really working for you
492
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,448
right after changing it
493
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,699
master ray chose you to be his assistant
494
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,949
I want to be honest with you
495
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,616
I don't want to be his assistant
496
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:16,623
he's just a fraud
497
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:17,667
really?
498
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,620
But jojo seems to like him a lot
499
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,661
she's so young and dumb
500
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:23,948
dumbfounded easily
501
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,661
I don't want her to get con by ray
502
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,828
being her next step-step-stepmother
503
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,457
I don't want to say too
much to cause tension
504
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,706
you wear size 377?
505
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:36,865
47 for her
506
00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:38,865
it's alright
507
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,452
no
508
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,323
Why don't you do me this favour
509
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,405
work with ray, gather evidence against him
510
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,370
show the world he's a
fraud, fight for justice
511
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,785
if not for yourself
512
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,282
then do this for your mother
513
00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:53,782
she's a big fan of his
514
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,036
haven't you always
wanted to be an interior designer?
515
00:27:59,042 --> 00:27:59,781
Yes
516
00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:00,747
I promise
517
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,957
if you can get evidence against him
518
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:05,574
I'll promote you to
become our chief designer
519
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,790
in charge of interior
design to our casino hotel
520
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:09,958
really?
521
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,125
Thank you
522
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:13,667
thank you
523
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:17,667
morning
524
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:18,833
why are you here?
525
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,665
My boss asked me start
working as your assistant
526
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:22,667
you?
527
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,740
Take off your shoes
528
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,412
This place is well dench,
must have rip-off loads of people
529
00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:41,292
pardon?
530
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,500
Nothing
531
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,989
just saying it's pretty here,
you've got good taste
532
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,956
you really were born on 21st
533
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,324
of November 1983 at 10?
534
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,875
Yes
535
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,241
your manager asked me
many times already, ok?
536
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,036
You two are so fussy
537
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,331
use a coaster
538
00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:03,123
how can a girl be so messy
539
00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,994
no manners at all, dumping
things everywhere
540
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,240
what's this?
541
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,577
Don't touch
542
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,413
why not?
543
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,123
That's the deadly Trinity spot in my home
544
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,992
the rocks can suppress the deadly Trinity
545
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,410
it's also a piece of contemporary art
546
00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:20,749
I commissioned a Scandinavian
artist to make it
547
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:21,990
you called this art?
548
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,240
It's just some rocks
549
00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,407
the study of feng shui is profound
550
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,536
it can seek the past and
looks to the future
551
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,782
getting a grasp of the future
552
00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:31,078
is the only way to happiness
553
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,823
you know taekwondo?
554
00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:35,833
This...
555
00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,414
Was from a the junior Olympics...
556
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,535
What was that?
557
00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:43,283
If you are so good, did you
predict I'd punch you?
558
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,785
You're crazy
559
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,990
how come there's just one black goldfish?
560
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,786
This is the black goldfish
561
00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:52,659
it sacrifices itself
to protect its master from jinxes
562
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,248
you're so cruel
563
00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,164
black beauty
564
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:01,989
poor you, sacrificing
yourself, is it worth it?
565
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,240
Listen to me
566
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,956
I'm going to get ready upstairs
567
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,949
you stay down here and don't touch a thing
568
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:09,998
not a single thing, alright?
569
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,542
Ok
570
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:17,748
Art?
571
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:41,792
Who are you?
572
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:43,782
I'm big brother
573
00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:45,248
big brother
574
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,823
how can I help you?
575
00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:51,328
I want you to pick a date for...
576
00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,580
I have three no's
577
00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:58,833
what?
578
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,163
First one is
579
00:31:00,542 --> 00:31:01,952
no walk-in
580
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:06,788
let's make an appointment to see you now
581
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,744
of course, no problem
582
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,458
the second rule?
583
00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:14,872
Second is...
584
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,206
No one with bad intentions
585
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,638
are you saying my boss has bad intentions?
586
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:25,205
Be polite when you speak with the master
587
00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:25,993
yes, boss
588
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
apologise
589
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,458
I'm sorry
590
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:29,830
it's fine, it's nothing
591
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:30,868
it's alright
592
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,411
when I first lay my eyes on big brother,
593
00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:34,453
I knew his intentions
594
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:35,952
are very pure
595
00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:43,948
And the third?
596
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,243
Third is...
597
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,073
No gangsters
598
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,957
then I'm in the clear
599
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,161
us who work in the loan business
600
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,247
are with heart of gold
601
00:31:57,250 --> 00:32:00,037
lend people money in their time of need
602
00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:02,248
a philanthropist
603
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,035
then you're in the clear
604
00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:08,073
everything's fine
605
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,532
So can we begin?
606
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:18,992
You mentioned you want me find a date to...
607
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:22,243
Wait outside
608
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,250
yes, boss
609
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,500
Hi
610
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:48,161
I just had a check-up
611
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:51,082
the doctor said I have testicular cancer
612
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:54,621
I know I look like a bad guy
613
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,616
but I am a very nice person
614
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:59,662
I love my wife and my mistress
615
00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:06,031
Look
616
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,704
my youngest son is only five
617
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,117
do nice people carry a cleaver?
618
00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:21,908
I've quitted a long time ago
619
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,579
it's just a way to scare people
620
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,658
I don't want to die
621
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:32,033
no one ever really wants to die
622
00:33:32,042 --> 00:33:33,452
first, blow your nose
623
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,741
you should get advice from a
624
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,035
different oncologist
625
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:42,030
if you're unlucky, they
tell you the same thing
626
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:45,125
then the sooner you make
the move the better
627
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,655
master, will my balls be saved?
628
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:52,283
Have faith in modern medicines
629
00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:54,328
you need to find a good doctor,
630
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,539
keep your spirits high
631
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,407
and along with my...
632
00:33:57,417 --> 00:34:00,374
"Get a life, illness.
Balls saving feng shui" package
633
00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:01,660
you'll be just fine
634
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,033
thank you, master. You're a saviour
635
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,082
my manager will contact you, rest in peace
636
00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:12,452
I said
637
00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:13,702
go in peace
638
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,790
- bye
- My balls are in your hands
639
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,375
Can't eat that
640
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,115
that's a feng shui pebble
641
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:28,864
are you alright?
642
00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,866
Spit it out, quick!
643
00:34:31,292 --> 00:34:32,532
Spit it out...
644
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,661
Eye drops
645
00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:58,578
in the drawers, get some
646
00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:00,023
- come on...
- Hurry up, it's hurting
647
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,664
I've found it...
648
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:02,667
Here
649
00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:03,998
"super glue"
650
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,369
wait... just wait!
651
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,073
Where is chen?
652
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:16,913
Look
653
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,197
she's going out with her
lover, she's not coming
654
00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:24,785
going out? We're one short. Who's that?
655
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,082
Hello, I'm Tina
656
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,416
chen asked me to come in her place
657
00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:37,042
welcome
658
00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:38,917
thanks
659
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,616
2 wan - hurry... hurry up
660
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,657
damn, going mahjong
661
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,865
2 circles and she'd win big
662
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,538
sorry...
663
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,999
- That's filthy, cover your mouth!
- What was that?
664
00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:01,203
Just play - here
665
00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:05,282
three great scholars
666
00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:06,831
one, two, three...
667
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,165
Five hidden Kong - this lucky?
668
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,125
- With 7 bonus tiles
- Pei pei's mom, you're great
669
00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:14,749
let me tell you,
after changing my daughter's four pillars
670
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:18,743
both of us have never been luckier
671
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:19,284
hurray
672
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,573
do you know the game?
673
00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:22,494
Why would you play two circles?
674
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,368
What have you got?
675
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,490
What have you got?
676
00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:31,198
Be careful what you play
677
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,456
don't let pei pei's mom going mahjong again
678
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,744
I'm not even allowed to pay out
679
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,240
life's so hard
680
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,914
oh my, 9 bamboos for a big one
681
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,743
I'm sorry...
682
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:44,535
Why don't you cover your mouth?
683
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:47,534
If I can't play the tile, maybe pei
pei's mom will draw the tile to win
684
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:50,952
who's that on TV?
685
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,490
Here's a 9 bamboo for her
686
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:57,667
hurry up
687
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:01,865
draw to win...
688
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:02,875
Pong
689
00:37:05,417 --> 00:37:06,327
nine stones
690
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,702
come on
691
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,036
play it...
692
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,539
South wind
693
00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:12,708
play something
694
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,581
who's that on TV now?
695
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:16,455
Which one?
696
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,618
Lucky I've got another one
697
00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:21,407
come on
698
00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:22,458
alright
699
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:25,289
draw the tile...
700
00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:26,292
Pong - my turn
701
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,410
can you stop doing that?
702
00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,499
Get lost, I like it
703
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,748
it's your turn, hurry - okay
704
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:39,747
hurry up
705
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,365
- I've got nothing
- Play something
706
00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:43,581
shit...
707
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:45,077
I'm going to lose
708
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,198
just play it
709
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,248
I can only play this tile
710
00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:54,284
- what is it?
- Thirteen wonders
711
00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:58,202
wait - it's ok
712
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,448
me too - me too
713
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:01,623
one-shot win
714
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,456
one tile with three mahjong
715
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,494
- you've gotten mahjong, too?
- Well done
716
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,990
- what have you got?
- Stop peeking
717
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,536
good shit...
718
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,244
You're so lucky today - yeah
719
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,247
mom - pei pei
720
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,740
I'm home - you're home
721
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:16,958
good girl
722
00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:19,540
how was work with master ray today?
723
00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:21,032
I'm fine
724
00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:23,283
but him? Not too well
725
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,702
- why?
- Yea...
726
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Who are you?
727
00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:30,078
I'm Tina
728
00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:32,948
Tina?
729
00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:35,907
Alright, I'll let your guys carry on
730
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,248
alright, get some rest
731
00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:40,905
hey, your daughter is
working with master ray?
732
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:42,288
Yes
733
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:46,000
- we are both fans of his
- Nice one
734
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:50,448
Ray's rich, talented and good looking
735
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,323
have you noticed his eyes
736
00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:55,075
they look like Tony leung's
737
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,786
he can be a gigolo if he's
not a feng shui master
738
00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,248
you're right - definitely
739
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,786
I know another feng shui master
740
00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,874
called ximen ding, I think
he's better looking
741
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,035
rubbish
742
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:08,746
master ray has big eyes with long eyelashes
743
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:12,242
that ximen guy has tiny
eyes and long nostril hair
744
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,624
no way! I've just seen a new advert
745
00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:17,207
he's so cute and good looking in it
746
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:19,785
you mean this one?
747
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,828
That's the one, turn it up
748
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:22,697
I don't want the advert
749
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,040
to add a lot of cg after the shoot
750
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,533
to show off how soft my clothes are
751
00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:29,282
oh my god!
752
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,828
I can't take this
753
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,996
a grown man pretending to be cute
754
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,035
exactly
755
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,623
he makes me sick
756
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,455
disgusting
757
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,825
it's not my fault, the director asked me
758
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,824
I mean asked him to do it
759
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,204
why are you defending him?
760
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:48,038
- Why?
- Why?
761
00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:50,124
I just think you gals
are being unfair to him
762
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,947
ray is the bad guy, he's
much worse than ximen
763
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,115
Tina is right
764
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,332
mom, did you know it was
really scary today?
765
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,289
I saw it with my own eyes
766
00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:02,374
he met with a gangster today
767
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:06,160
they were picking a date for a hit
768
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:07,993
did you record it?
769
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:13,655
Don't young people like
to record everything?
770
00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:14,702
If you did
771
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:17,495
you should send it to someone you trust
772
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,207
like your boss, so there is a backup
773
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,369
because if your finger slips
774
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:24,036
and deletes it
775
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:26,408
that would suck real bad
776
00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:28,827
come on, let me take a peek
777
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:30,202
stop it
778
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,991
the doctor said my eye
is stuck close for a few days
779
00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:35,993
she's a maniac
780
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,161
nearly blinded me
781
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:40,123
how could she be my black goldfish?
782
00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,078
Maybe this is fate
783
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,869
fate's my ass
784
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:49,530
you told me black goldfishes
recognise their master
785
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:50,910
just cut to the chase
786
00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:54,124
if you are raising a fish,
you need to feed it
787
00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:56,022
if you want her to ward off the curse
788
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,287
maybe the best way is to
make her your girlfriend
789
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,498
let her fall for you
790
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,828
then she'll sacrifice herself for you
791
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:05,370
I'd rather be cursed then chase after her
792
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,411
the choice is yours
793
00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:14,907
alright, I'll go after her
794
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,703
there are sausages, eggs
795
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:19,915
there's also a super delicious hotpot
796
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,082
all of these are for your breakfast
797
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:28,083
happy?
798
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:32,448
Why are you being so nice?
799
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:34,035
Do you think I'd trust you?
800
00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:35,368
You put laxative in them?
801
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,491
I've slept on it with one eye opened
802
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,407
I realise I was wrong
803
00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,499
these are part of my apology to you
804
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,162
please be the bigger person and forgive me
805
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,250
go on
806
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,208
here
807
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:53,868
what're you doing?
808
00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:55,240
I'm feeding you
809
00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,366
go away! What are you trying?
810
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,411
You think this is fun? Do
I need you to feed me?
811
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,079
You try it, go on
812
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,290
Mrs. li is here, I better start working
813
00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:06,372
take your time
814
00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:20,370
I was really unlucky last week
815
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:24,367
trump told me to get into the stock market
816
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,331
but the market hit the circuit breakers
817
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,619
I lost millions
818
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,744
last night, at the horse races
819
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,911
trump gave me some tips
820
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:37,038
but nothing went my way,
lost everything I betted on
821
00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:39,749
why would a well educated woman like you
822
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:40,956
listen to someone like trump?
823
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:44,030
These days, the rich rules the world
824
00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:46,158
you are both handsome and smart
825
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,078
still you work for me
826
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,874
if you can earn to the Max
827
00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:55,040
then you'll be the ultimate winner
828
00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,703
yes
829
00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:59,623
right, the due date is around Christmas?
830
00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,866
That's why I want you to choose a date
831
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:02,875
great
832
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,783
the third Sunday of December
833
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:10,333
it's quite a good day
834
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:12,999
all the elements of goodness are there
835
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,827
can't be on a Sunday
836
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,447
there will be a derby race, no...
837
00:43:18,917 --> 00:43:19,781
How about the tenth?
838
00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:22,704
Can't, I need to go to
ring the bell at the NY stock exchange
839
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,663
how about the thirteenth?
840
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,079
Isn't that black Friday?
841
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,324
Do you know what you're talking about?
842
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:29,368
No...
843
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:31,453
Just pick a date in November
844
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,532
what's wrong with you?
845
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,498
Won't that be too early for the baby?
846
00:43:36,042 --> 00:43:37,873
Let me worry about that
847
00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:40,207
what's best for me is the most important
848
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,539
that is ridiculous
849
00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:44,579
Mrs. li, if you're still
not happy with the dates
850
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,790
don't worry, I'll pick a few more dates...
851
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,410
What's with your attitude?
852
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,827
Do you know who I am?
853
00:43:49,917 --> 00:43:50,656
Mrs. li, she's retarded, ignore her
854
00:43:50,667 --> 00:43:52,268
- what's wrong with you?
- This way, please
855
00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,157
you're not fit to be a mother
856
00:43:54,542 --> 00:43:57,409
you put yourself first instead of your baby
857
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,577
is that right?
858
00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:00,032
Did I speak out of line?
859
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:01,490
Who the hell is she?
860
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:02,542
What...
861
00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:03,702
What is she saying?
862
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,914
What I'm saying is...
863
00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:06,782
You should learn to be content
864
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,323
only contentment will give you happiness
865
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,040
you have everything, yet you're not happy
866
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,332
happiness is the real winner
867
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,333
you...
868
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,824
Mrs. li, don't be angry
869
00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:21,791
the anger might hurt the baby
870
00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,745
she's just jealous and envious of you
871
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,143
- come, this way please
- What're you saying?
872
00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:27,998
Ignore her, it's nothing
873
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,740
I'll keep picking dates, until you're happy
874
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,741
unless you fire your assistant
875
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,160
my friend and I are done with you
876
00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:34,623
we'll go to master ximen
877
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:35,625
Mrs. li
878
00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:38,667
what happened?
879
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:40,292
Tell him
880
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,118
come on, fire me
881
00:44:43,042 --> 00:44:44,532
I can't stand her
882
00:44:44,542 --> 00:44:47,284
it's your fault, I have
to let off some steam
883
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,292
Jack
884
00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,288
Ray, why is our class at a cafe?
885
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,286
Because I'm teaching face reading tonight
886
00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:05,456
so I want to be in a place with many people
887
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,039
to read different faces
888
00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:10,450
similar to enneagram,
face reading is based on statistic
889
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,575
even FBI uses them to analyse criminals
890
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:14,625
look over there
891
00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,619
the man playing with his phone
892
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:20,166
his chin is full, lips are red
893
00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:22,533
teeth are clean, philtrum wide
894
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,365
he should have loads of kids
895
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,831
dad!
896
00:45:26,708 --> 00:45:28,697
Daddy
897
00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:30,453
got you kids cheesecakes!
898
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,667
Not bad
899
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:33,740
that man with a blue top
900
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:37,493
bony cheeks, squinting
eyes pointing downward
901
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,120
his brows are also down
with a mole on the right eye
902
00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,289
he should be a slave to his wife
903
00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:44,542
spot on
904
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,325
baby, your coffee
905
00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,077
what's wrong with you?
906
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,619
I asked for skimmed milk
907
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,365
do you not understand english?
908
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:55,831
This is full fat!
909
00:45:57,417 --> 00:45:59,203
I'll take it right back...
910
00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:00,993
Wait a moment
911
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,115
have you booked a table?
912
00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,125
For two
913
00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:08,114
"mole next to eyes lead to adultery"
914
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,324
"a slanted mouth means devious heart"
915
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,081
let's sit here
916
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:19,875
Man ching
917
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,331
are you upset?
918
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,322
Remember how I want to
publish my poems in the us?
919
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,534
I remember you had a
name for you poetry work
920
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,081
"a man and a pen"
921
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,405
but I also remember you
telling me if it sold well
922
00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:37,823
you'd marry me
923
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,081
"a man and a pen"
924
00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:43,907
"and"
925
00:46:45,042 --> 00:46:46,657
"ah lam is my friend"
926
00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:47,917
baby
927
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,990
you're so special
928
00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,743
your opinion means nothing
929
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,706
if the Americans don't think so
930
00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:56,625
they said, they can publish my work
931
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,673
I have to slip them some
money under the table
932
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,448
where'd I find the money?
933
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:04,038
Pei pei, my baby
934
00:47:07,417 --> 00:47:09,203
I don't need your help
935
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,600
you don't need to worry about helping me
936
00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:14,023
I only want you to know my situation
937
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,242
silly, who else would help you but me?
938
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,035
If I don't have enough
939
00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:23,452
I'll beg and borrow for you
940
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,125
thank you
941
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,699
Hey! Why have you taken me here?
942
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,957
It's boring stuck in the house all day
943
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,744
isn't it nice to take a walk?
944
00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:43,781
Promise me though
945
00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:46,864
you'd stay calm if you become agitated
946
00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:48,914
why would 1?
947
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,208
Well
948
00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:54,864
rollercoasters and pirate
ship might agitate you
949
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:02,658
Be careful - careful
950
00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:04,167
let's sit
951
00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:07,292
having a good time?
952
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:09,660
- And you?
- Yes
953
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,365
You know that girl?
954
00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:22,283
No, why would I?
955
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,458
Stay calm
956
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,323
you promised you would
957
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,789
do I not look calm enough to you?
958
00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,950
Dearie, my stomach is acting up,
I need to take a dump
959
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:31,869
I don't want to be swinging around
960
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,957
and explodes all over the ship, alright
961
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,368
I have a fear of heights
962
00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,536
why don't you stay,
and I'll wait on the ground
963
00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,453
I don't want to puke
while the ride is going
964
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:42,074
sir, please take your seat,
we're about to start. Please
965
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:42,913
sit down
966
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:43,788
sir, take your seat
967
00:48:43,792 --> 00:48:45,328
- I'm scare of heights
- Sir, sit down
968
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,368
it's about to start
969
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:39,331
That's a nice kick
970
00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:40,625
how're you feeling?
971
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,250
Feeling better?
972
00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,240
If so, dinner's my treat
973
00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:48,577
American or...
974
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,907
Why did you have to butt in?
975
00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,625
What good does it do for you?
976
00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:58,206
Are you getting a high off it?
977
00:49:58,292 --> 00:49:59,702
I just wanted to help
978
00:50:00,042 --> 00:50:01,703
so I should be thanking you
979
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,789
do you hate me this much?
980
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,493
Am I so bad?
981
00:50:08,417 --> 00:50:11,033
I really didn't think about it like that
982
00:50:12,167 --> 00:50:14,408
ok, looks like you've not done venting
983
00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:15,873
why don't you kick me again
984
00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:17,240
alright, come on
985
00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:19,873
hit me, come on
986
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,250
get lost
987
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:22,788
hit me
988
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,161
hey, hit me, come on
989
00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:28,120
why don't you pretend
that I'm your ex, come on
990
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,414
hit me - I said, get lost!
991
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,333
Got it
992
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:33,785
let me set the mood
993
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,616
"A man and a pen"
994
00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:44,327
"ah lam..."
995
00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:02,868
Are you alright?
996
00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:04,167
I'm fine
997
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,199
it's to make up for my kick.
This is good for you
998
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:09,458
thank you
999
00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:15,160
this is one cool bike
1000
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:17,829
I'm going to the work site,
you want to join me?
1001
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:18,656
On this?
1002
00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:19,827
Of course
1003
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:21,414
trust me, I'm a good driver
1004
00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:22,532
let me drive
1005
00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,619
the bike might be too big for you
1006
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:26,917
what?
1007
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,578
We'd be fine, you're here!
1008
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Hey
1009
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,785
can you slow down?
1010
00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:41,953
- What?
- Slow down!
1011
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,333
What?
1012
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,125
I said
1013
00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:47,748
can you slow down?
1014
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:49,948
Faster?
1015
00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:22,289
Are you alright?
1016
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:24,375
Yeah
1017
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:27,997
I shouldn't have breakfast
on an empty stomach
1018
00:52:28,167 --> 00:52:30,374
I'll be fine after having lunch on
an empty stomach
1019
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:32,998
how do you think I drove?
1020
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:38,457
As a person without
a license you drove pretty well
1021
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,160
I'm going to rent a boat
1022
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:05,162
This is weird,
my feng shui compass is not working
1023
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,874
maybe the reception is bad in rural areas
1024
00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:10,324
how would it affect the program itself?
1025
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,915
There must be a disturbance in the energy
1026
00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:14,581
the energy?
1027
00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:16,657
You know nothing about feng shui
1028
00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:18,328
- who are you talking about?
- You
1029
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,368
I'm best at feng shui
1030
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,375
I don't see it
1031
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:27,204
boss, we want two glasses
of soya milk. Thanks
1032
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:30,618
are you two on a date?
1033
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:31,831
Dogging?
1034
00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:33,875
No
1035
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,367
We are from the hung's
group surveying the site
1036
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,116
- you're not welcome here, leave!
- Go!
1037
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,125
Get out!
1038
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,780
Assholes! We don't want a casino hotel
1039
00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:48,410
leave now
1040
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,491
or we'll do it by force
1041
00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,374
ximen, what are you playing at?
1042
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:55,535
Ximen ding?
1043
00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,953
What the hell
1044
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:02,700
how did you recognise me
under such good disguise
1045
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,081
but you've forgotten to take off
1046
00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:06,290
your limited edition trainers
1047
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,500
shit
1048
00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:10,915
since you saw through this,
you leave me no choice
1049
00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:17,323
You scared?
1050
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:23,742
You can tell he's extremely
venomous by his look
1051
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,457
keung is my bff
1052
00:54:26,875 --> 00:54:29,867
we care for each other like brothers
1053
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:31,206
on my command
1054
00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:32,994
he'll attack
1055
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,285
am I right?
1056
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,708
Good boy
1057
00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:37,122
keung
1058
00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:39,661
attack
1059
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,365
keung
1060
00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:45,449
bro
1061
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,865
damn you, you bit me?
1062
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,324
If this is what I can do to my brother
1063
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,115
do you see how cold blooded I am?
1064
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,698
Imagine what I'll do to you?
1065
00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:04,913
Boss
1066
00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:06,077
ximen, are you okay?
1067
00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:07,083
I've been poisoned
1068
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:08,702
but there's no need to be afraid
1069
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,537
as this herb can clear the venom
1070
00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:20,542
Damn it
1071
00:55:21,292 --> 00:55:23,499
this herb can clear the venom
1072
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:26,199
but I forgot to sanitised it,
I've been poisoned twice
1073
00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:29,158
poisoned twice in such a
short time is not easy
1074
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,535
but I've done it
1075
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:31,660
aren't I awesome?
1076
00:55:32,042 --> 00:55:33,452
I'm dizzy, let's go
1077
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,330
I've had enough
1078
00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:35,785
boss, don't die on us!
1079
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,374
Does he have nothing better to do?
1080
00:55:40,167 --> 00:55:42,123
Never mind, let's get to work
1081
00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:52,453
This island is a circle within a circle
1082
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,490
in the shape of a yin Yang
1083
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,453
it's an island of Harmony
1084
00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,783
circle is a vessel of happiness
1085
00:55:58,917 --> 00:56:01,374
nature and wildlife will thrive
1086
00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:07,447
this is a perfect land for happiness,
family and money
1087
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,949
this place is so comfortable
1088
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,082
it would be a waste to build a casino hotel
1089
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,119
they should build a park here
1090
00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,207
so everyone can enjoy the nature
1091
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,573
you're crazy
1092
00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:21,657
- hey!
- Our boat
1093
00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:23,453
- let's the mosquitoes feed on you two
- Hey!
1094
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,119
The mosquitoes here are famous
1095
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:27,081
big and poisonous
1096
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,948
rashes will be the size of my fist
1097
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:29,958
bro
1098
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,207
it's my fault, I'm sorry!
1099
00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:34,240
Take me home!
1100
00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:36,782
Why are you so scared?
1101
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,289
I'm scared of mosquitoes
1102
00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:39,812
- what?
- I'm all about my handsomeness
1103
00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:42,573
you really think you're handsome?
1104
00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:45,534
Relax, someone will pick us up
1105
00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:48,994
no one is picking us up
1106
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,033
Aren't you afraid mosquitoes
will bite your handsome face?
1107
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,042
Use it
1108
00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:02,208
sit
1109
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:04,615
where did that came from?
1110
00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:07,448
I've been unlucky my whole life
1111
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:10,200
so I take this with me all the time
1112
00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:11,535
I've got everything in here
1113
00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:13,906
do you have chili sauce?
1114
00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:14,917
Yep
1115
00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:18,875
extra hot
1116
00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:20,292
and hot
1117
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,616
you're pretty content for a jinxed person
1118
00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:25,535
yeah
1119
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,456
my mom taught me
1120
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,369
life passes us by
1121
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,244
not caring if we are happy
1122
00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:32,657
so when life gives me lemons
1123
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,789
I make lemonade
1124
00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,698
I'll be there to enjoy it
1125
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,042
Use this
1126
00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208
thank you
1127
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:51,493
I must have been spraying like crazy, sorry
1128
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,500
it's fine
1129
00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:57,833
well
1130
00:57:58,500 --> 00:57:59,990
I have some repellent left on me
1131
00:58:00,708 --> 00:58:03,825
if you don't mind, I can sit closer
1132
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,417
Thank you
1133
00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:27,792
Sorry
1134
00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:45,575
Look, there are so many stars
1135
00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,824
from a astronomy stand point
1136
00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:51,956
our earth is going around the sun
at 30km per second
1137
00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:52,822
and our sun...
1138
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,910
Is going around the galaxy
at 230km per second
1139
00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:59,324
and our galaxy is going around
the universe at 600km per second
1140
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:01,077
cut it out!
1141
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:02,952
What's with all the theories?
1142
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,081
Let me ask you a question
1143
00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,290
if one equals four
1144
00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,494
and two equals eight
1145
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,450
three equals twenty four
1146
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:21,623
then what does four equals?
1147
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:22,750
96
1148
00:59:23,292 --> 00:59:24,247
Why?
1149
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,662
If you put the cardinal numbers
against the function
1150
00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:28,703
4 times 1is 4, 4 times 2 is 8,
8 times 3 is 24
1151
00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:30,664
then 24 times 4 is 96
1152
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,167
wrong
1153
00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,323
the answer is 1
1154
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:37,661
as I said right at the start
1155
00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,248
1 equals 4
1156
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,539
you are really smart
1157
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,081
but you think too much
1158
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:46,204
you think about the past and the future
1159
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,536
but not about the present
1160
00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,286
just keep it simple
1161
01:00:19,542 --> 01:00:20,577
Beautiful
1162
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,832
yeah, the sunrise is beautiful
1163
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:25,289
it's beautiful!
1164
01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:30,955
What are you saying?
1165
01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,119
I'm saying your aura is beautiful
1166
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,574
it's been a long time
since I can sense an aura
1167
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:38,367
your aura shows you are a kind person
1168
01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:40,036
you shouldn't be jinxed
1169
01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:43,741
only my aura is beautiful?
1170
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:45,823
You are beautiful too
1171
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,125
Really?
1172
01:00:57,042 --> 01:00:58,042
Your...
1173
01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:01,657
A boat, a boat is here
1174
01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:02,667
hey!
1175
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:03,990
- Here!
- Hey!
1176
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,160
Here!
1177
01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:06,122
Hey!
1178
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,205
There's a boat
1179
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,082
hey, we're here!
1180
01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:15,917
Be careful
1181
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:39,489
Looks like pei pei is going to get lucky
1182
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,081
my plan is working
1183
01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,448
stop stating the obvious
1184
01:01:42,458 --> 01:01:43,493
the hero is here
1185
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,615
why are you here?
1186
01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:47,207
It's tea time, the egg tarts
from this place is delicious
1187
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,448
come on, have some
1188
01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,208
What's wrong?
1189
01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:08,958
Hey
1190
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,788
you've noticed?
1191
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,707
Those egg tarts are from a top bakery
1192
01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,369
see if you secretary can get us a few?
1193
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,869
Also see if they have hotdogs
1194
01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:23,164
with extra relish
1195
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:41,120
How come your office has
so many big routers?
1196
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,537
This is the best Wi-Fi
hotspot in the office
1197
01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:44,782
and so many microwaves?
1198
01:02:44,792 --> 01:02:46,532
Our boss is very nice to us
1199
01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:49,079
she said, no squabbling if we have one each
1200
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,074
do you know the feng
shui here is really bad?
1201
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,825
Microwaves is in the middle,
electronic waves around
1202
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,245
along with the cold air,
they hit your brain cells
1203
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:01,242
every cell inside you will be effected
1204
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,164
every cell?
1205
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:06,958
Also
1206
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:09,875
look
1207
01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:13,908
there are no spaces between
my finger and its reflection
1208
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:17,165
which means this is a two-way mirror
1209
01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:19,532
someone has been spying on you
1210
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:25,615
this feng shui setup is called
1211
01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:27,824
"evil office lockdown"
1212
01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:31,500
it's the worst thing a boss
can do to their staffs
1213
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,081
working in this room
1214
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,790
your health and luck will be suck dry
1215
01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:37,288
suck dry?
1216
01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:38,327
Suck dry
1217
01:03:38,458 --> 01:03:39,948
but I'm amazed
1218
01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:42,040
you still look so good
after working in here
1219
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,366
master ximen designed this office
1220
01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,286
never thought of him as a villain
1221
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,581
maybe the mastermind is not him
1222
01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:52,448
but someone from higher up
1223
01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:54,417
damn
1224
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,198
I think he suspects us
1225
01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,081
what's there to suspect?
1226
01:03:58,083 --> 01:03:59,414
You're the mastermind
1227
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,161
we have to stay strong as villains
1228
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:04,289
be proud of who we are
1229
01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,532
from this day forward
1230
01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,203
there are two of us
1231
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:12,743
but I'm jinxed
1232
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:14,990
from this day forward
1233
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,618
you'll not be jinxed
1234
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:19,368
from this day forward
1235
01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:21,865
I will not allow anyone to bully you
1236
01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:24,493
from this day forward
1237
01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,448
you've said enough
1238
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,957
everything is happening as I planned
1239
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:38,239
if we let them continue down this path
1240
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,324
and wait for their true love kiss
1241
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:46,372
Ray's curse will begin
1242
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:57,948
Today is one fine day
1243
01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,119
here's my casino hotel design
1244
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,125
what do you think?
1245
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,458
Well...
1246
01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:06,407
I think...
1247
01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,157
It lacks...
1248
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,500
Some bliss
1249
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,115
bliss?
1250
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,370
This is what I called bliss
1251
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:28,245
come on, sit next to me - cool
1252
01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,866
so what do you think? Blissful enough?
1253
01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:36,244
Something's still missing
1254
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,500
what?
1255
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,914
Bliss is achieved
1256
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:48,035
why is that?
1257
01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,823
East is that way
1258
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,456
you like sunrises
1259
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:29,489
What
1260
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,661
son, I've been cooking, come home
1261
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,532
you idiot
1262
01:06:33,542 --> 01:06:35,328
I'm busy right now
1263
01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:42,123
What are you doing?
1264
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,368
Your family?
1265
01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:46,833
My dad
1266
01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:49,912
why don't you talk to him?
1267
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:51,706
You don't get it
1268
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:54,157
whenever I talk to him, I feel...
1269
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,163
Agitated
1270
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,823
how old is he?
1271
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:01,917
Fifty-six
1272
01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,702
fifty...
1273
01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:08,290
Let's say he's fifty
1274
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,449
fifty
1275
01:07:11,292 --> 01:07:13,283
how many times do you see him each year?
1276
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,615
Definitely once in Chinese new year
1277
01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:18,203
then... fate decides
1278
01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:19,539
which means none
1279
01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:21,698
how long do you see him each time?
1280
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:22,747
Four hours?
1281
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:23,785
That's too many
1282
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:25,953
let's say three?
1283
01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:31,287
If your dad lives to ninety
1284
01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:35,364
take away 50, that's 40
1285
01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:38,659
if you see him 3 hours each year
1286
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,415
you add that up, that's 120
1287
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:44,079
there are 24 hours in a day
1288
01:07:44,667 --> 01:07:45,667
which equals
1289
01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:49,490
that means
1290
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:52,583
you only 5 days left to be with him
1291
01:07:52,792 --> 01:07:54,282
are you serious?
1292
01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:57,158
Life is one big subtraction
1293
01:07:57,542 --> 01:07:59,624
time moves on without us
1294
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:04,615
you should figure out how to make your dad
1295
01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,282
happier now
1296
01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:13,625
if it isn't for you,
ray wouldn't be home for dinner
1297
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,286
I wouldn't get a chance to see him
1298
01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,662
am I the first girl he
took home for dinner?
1299
01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:23,655
He has only inherited
one good thing from me
1300
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:26,625
and that is being extremely faithful
1301
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,082
he might be good looking,
but he's still a virgin
1302
01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:31,708
really?
1303
01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,952
Of course
1304
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,581
I'm not asking you
1305
01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,498
you go and set the table
1306
01:08:39,042 --> 01:08:40,282
let me try a little
1307
01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:43,164
it's delicious
1308
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:46,040
he doesn't know what he's been missing
1309
01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:49,290
I keep telling ray to come home
1310
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,078
for dinner because I miss him
1311
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,198
when I was younger
1312
01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,658
I was also a renown feng shui master
1313
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,869
I was so occupied
1314
01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,448
I neglected my family
1315
01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:02,573
when Ray's mom passed
1316
01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:03,993
I finally got it
1317
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,824
coming home for dinner is precious
1318
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,364
but it was too late
1319
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:11,457
that's exactly what I think
1320
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,995
but ray doesn't agree with me
1321
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,707
looks like I'm more like your daughter
1322
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:21,951
the way I see it, you might well be soon
1323
01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,414
did I miss something?
1324
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,740
Talking behind my back
1325
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:25,833
nothing
1326
01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,078
did you invite someone else?
1327
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,292
My friend
1328
01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:32,708
a lady friend?
1329
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,083
Mind your own business
1330
01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:36,078
play nice
1331
01:09:36,458 --> 01:09:37,914
I'll try - be nice
1332
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:44,995
you're all sweating,
let's take a bath together after dinner
1333
01:09:45,792 --> 01:09:47,578
stop it, my son is here
1334
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,583
your son?
1335
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,500
Mom?
1336
01:09:53,417 --> 01:09:54,417
Mom?
1337
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,456
Please, start
1338
01:09:57,458 --> 01:09:58,823
bon appetit - I'm so hungry
1339
01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:02,075
uncle, how did you meet my mom?
1340
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:07,368
Our encounter
1341
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:11,034
was down to fate and arranged by cupid
1342
01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:13,828
we used tinder to find each other
1343
01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,953
tinder
1344
01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:19,745
have you planned anything for your futures?
1345
01:10:20,292 --> 01:10:21,498
We are still young
1346
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,535
so trust me
1347
01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:28,489
I'm serious about this relationship,
cross my heart
1348
01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:32,865
I'll do everything I can
to give her happiness
1349
01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,083
kwai
1350
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:38,995
I hope you won't be offended by me asking
1351
01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:41,658
- did you buy this place?
- No, rented
1352
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,747
- rented?
- Yes
1353
01:10:43,292 --> 01:10:45,499
you two never thought about buying a house?
1354
01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,948
Are you saying
1355
01:10:48,292 --> 01:10:50,453
my dad is wrong to rent
1356
01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:52,323
dad, relax
1357
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,199
I'll call my realtor tomorrow,
and buy you a mansion
1358
01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,540
I'm sorry, we won't put it in your names
1359
01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:59,309
do you think I really
want a mansion from you?
1360
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,743
My mom has worked hard all her life
1361
01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,366
I just want her to have a
good life, am I wrong?
1362
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:05,081
Just name what you want
1363
01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:06,573
it's a winter romance for my dad
1364
01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:09,325
as his son, I'll give him
the best of everything
1365
01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,333
thanks
1366
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,703
- 800 box of Chinese wedding cakes
- Fine
1367
01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,618
20 tables for the banquet
1368
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,832
I've got lots of friends,
let's make it a hundred
1369
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,915
we are not in this for your
money, so the dowry...
1370
01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:19,407
Just pay as you please
1371
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,581
but an engagement ring is important
1372
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:22,618
it can't be less than 5 carat
1373
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,660
5 carats?
1374
01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:25,407
Is she your mum or a Princess?
1375
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,078
My mom is my Princess
1376
01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:34,364
she has put all her hopes
on me since I was little
1377
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,992
encourages me everyday
that I'm destined for great things
1378
01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:41,913
but I'm jinxed, never lived
up to her expectation
1379
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,244
I think my mom has found someone she loves
1380
01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,787
which means the most to me
1381
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,661
I want to give her the best possible
1382
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,577
am I wrong?
1383
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,744
Babe, you have always lived
up to my expectations
1384
01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:10,864
ever since you came into my life
1385
01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:13,374
the fist time you said mama
1386
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:16,324
the first time you walked
1387
01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:19,909
the first time you were ill,
learnt how to tie shoelaces
1388
01:12:19,917 --> 01:12:24,035
they were all a big deal to me
1389
01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:26,699
the only thing I expect from you
1390
01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:29,534
is to be happy everyday
1391
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,866
knowing that makes me happy
1392
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:37,242
pei pei, I love you
1393
01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:40,500
I'm really happy, I love you too
1394
01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:43,657
I'm sorry
1395
01:12:48,542 --> 01:12:49,702
come on, ladies
1396
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:56,077
this is meant to be a family dinner,
not a soap opera
1397
01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:57,865
here - thank you
1398
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,537
women shed tears so much more easily
1399
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:02,417
come on
1400
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:06,280
let's make some dessert in
the kitchen, let's talk
1401
01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,039
come on, let's go
1402
01:13:15,542 --> 01:13:16,748
I'm sorry
1403
01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:24,203
I'm was just playing with you
1404
01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,573
I didn't know you were serious
1405
01:13:26,292 --> 01:13:27,452
you found it funny?
1406
01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:31,374
I only have one mother,
of course I'm serious
1407
01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:35,368
you too
1408
01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:36,868
you only have one father
1409
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,660
and he loves you
1410
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,615
why can't you be nice to him?
1411
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,865
I love him too
1412
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:42,705
you can ask him,
1413
01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,369
how much allowance I give him
1414
01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:47,374
is money the only way to show affection?
1415
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,500
Of course not
1416
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,789
there are other ways
1417
01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,250
like what?
1418
01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:54,667
Like
1419
01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,250
a hug
1420
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,958
and
1421
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:03,792
a kiss
1422
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:06,875
what's that?
1423
01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:09,995
I'm trying to show you my affection
1424
01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:12,582
I knew this won't work, you'll reject me
1425
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,248
I'm not rejecting you
1426
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,163
it's nice
1427
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,490
but I just feel
1428
01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:23,036
you can use...
1429
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,831
More passion
1430
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,073
really?
1431
01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:28,663
Alright
1432
01:14:28,792 --> 01:14:30,282
then let me show you passion
1433
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,493
let's add a couple of eggs
1434
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:36,990
it's gone bad
1435
01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:38,083
I'm coming
1436
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:41,417
oh no
1437
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:52,619
Was that passionate enough for you?
1438
01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:54,656
Hey, what are you doing?
1439
01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:56,328
Excuse me, sorry
1440
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:57,322
hello
1441
01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,448
hey, you're trespassing
1442
01:14:58,458 --> 01:14:59,868
according to a reliable source
1443
01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:01,285
ray is a fraud
1444
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,372
apart from scamming
1445
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,161
he's also in contact with gangsters
1446
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,499
so I'm in the dragon's den
1447
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,990
to get some real answers
1448
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,036
master ray, so are you a fraud?
1449
01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:11,532
You're crazy, shut your mouth
1450
01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:12,952
stop filming
1451
01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:14,823
it's alright, I expected you to deny this
1452
01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:17,074
but we have pictures to
prove it, take a look
1453
01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:18,577
a gangster boss
1454
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,619
you've sneaked into my house
1455
01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:21,831
I can sue you for this
1456
01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:23,452
it's your right to sue
1457
01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:25,494
but we won't be the defendant
1458
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,206
this was taken by someone
1459
01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,869
named ho pei pei
1460
01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,164
from his look
1461
01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:36,907
you must be her
1462
01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:38,407
thanks for the video
1463
01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:41,204
we have $500 for you as a reward
1464
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:42,743
- I...
- How could you?
1465
01:15:44,792 --> 01:15:47,534
Stop stuttering, let me tell you who she is
1466
01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:49,498
she's a spy sent by wang kailin
1467
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,991
to get evidence against you
1468
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,207
so she can get a raise at the company
1469
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:56,956
can you hear me out?
1470
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,865
You don't need to explain yourself to him
1471
01:15:58,875 --> 01:15:59,955
the reason he's been nice to you
1472
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:02,665
is that you are the perfect black goldfish
1473
01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:04,248
to ward off his curse
1474
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,786
what black goldfish?
1475
01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:09,624
Son, how could you?
1476
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:10,580
Busted
1477
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,450
I'm the black goldfish who
sacrifice itself for you?
1478
01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,206
My pillars are faked
1479
01:16:20,958 --> 01:16:22,949
I'm not the black goldfish you need
1480
01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:25,581
you promised me
1481
01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:29,453
I'll never be jinxed again
1482
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:33,953
but to be honest
1483
01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:35,907
knowing you
1484
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,741
have brought my jinx to a new high
1485
01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,411
I never want to see you again
1486
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:49,114
pei pei
1487
01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:53,745
master conman, now it's all blown over
1488
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:54,830
what are you feeling?
1489
01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,574
Nothing? Tell us what you're feeling
1490
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:02,413
- privacy, please!
- Hey,
1491
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,623
dad's got nothing to say?
1492
01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,491
Today's show has been amazing
1493
01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:10,283
don't you get tired of
watching this over and over again?
1494
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,829
Of course not, never with this
1495
01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:15,328
I'm ecstatic
1496
01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:17,745
ever since Ray's been labelled a fraud
1497
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:20,287
all the shows and sponsors
1498
01:17:20,292 --> 01:17:22,283
want me to replace him
1499
01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:25,116
I'm going to be on...
1500
01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:26,740
"Feng shui idol"
1501
01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:28,581
and "feng shui master's got talent"
1502
01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:31,744
I'll be a hit for sure
1503
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,707
babe, you're amazing
1504
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,457
it's down to your support
1505
01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:39,458
come on
1506
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,250
someone's here
1507
01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:47,948
ignore her
1508
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:49,289
she can't see us anyway
1509
01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:52,364
come on, I just learned the "speed bump"
1510
01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,618
come on, let me show you
1511
01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:04,125
Hello
1512
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:09,125
ok
1513
01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,368
It's alright
1514
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,954
remember to pay your uncle a visit
1515
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:18,873
what did cousin Jack say?
1516
01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:19,702
Nothing
1517
01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:21,164
just said that you're broke
1518
01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:23,453
the house, your cars are gone
1519
01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:27,167
give me a knife
1520
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,956
let me kill myself
1521
01:18:32,042 --> 01:18:34,408
every single curse
1522
01:18:34,458 --> 01:18:36,619
has a positive side
1523
01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,789
positive side?
1524
01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:42,409
What's positive about no allowance for you?
1525
01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:44,073
That's nothing
1526
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:46,494
we can make do
1527
01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:47,910
what's vital...
1528
01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:50,499
Is we have more time to see
and chat to each other
1529
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,500
which is great
1530
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,241
your analysis makes me so overjoyed
1531
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:58,208
never realised me being
broke can be so great
1532
01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,873
do you remember when you were a kid
1533
01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:03,831
what's the first book I let you read?
1534
01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:05,164
It was I ching
1535
01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:07,658
and what's the first hexagram?
1536
01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:09,542
Ch'ien
1537
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:12,949
ch'ien is heaven, above and below
1538
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,910
nine at the beginning
1539
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:16,499
it means: Hidden dragon. Do not act. Right?
1540
01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:18,783
This slump is temporary
1541
01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:22,621
you should use this time
to prepare yourself
1542
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,457
come work with me at the market tonight
1543
01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,532
your nose is big but flat
1544
01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:32,123
you won't achieve much
1545
01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,831
thick lips are rounded
1546
01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:35,657
means you say the wrong things
1547
01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:36,782
also, your...
1548
01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:39,250
The truth is
1549
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,327
on the outside
1550
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,990
things aren't looking great
1551
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:46,621
although, fate, luck and
feng shui come first
1552
01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:48,707
there are still Karma, education
1553
01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:50,744
reputation, face, faith
1554
01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:52,911
socialising and health
1555
01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:55,329
you can do more charity work
1556
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,573
study more
1557
01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:59,416
enhance your reputation
and make yourself more approachable
1558
01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:00,998
by smiling more
1559
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,865
that will make everything better
1560
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:05,412
but most importantly, stay healthy
1561
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,790
doing all of that will change your life
1562
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,707
fate is actually in your own hands
1563
01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:12,289
thank you, master kwai
1564
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:13,708
thank you
1565
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:15,080
you're welcome - thank you
1566
01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,664
dad, I got it
1567
01:20:16,917 --> 01:20:20,284
our job is meant to bring hope to people
1568
01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:23,826
let's go home - alright
1569
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,540
I'm sorry, excuse me, it's me again!
1570
01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:27,622
Fraudster ray
1571
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,582
to work at a market stall
must be a new low for you
1572
01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:32,824
so low you want to cry?
1573
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:33,833
Thank you
1574
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:14,160
Master ray
1575
01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:16,282
big brother
1576
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:18,208
your son?
1577
01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,624
Excellent, thanks to you
1578
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,082
I had the confidence to
go in for the operation
1579
01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:27,078
my balls are like brand new again
1580
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,948
brand new? Then congratulations!
1581
01:21:29,208 --> 01:21:32,450
Master ray, so has your luck change at all?
1582
01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,619
I'm sure it'll be better soon
1583
01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:36,667
good luck - thanks
1584
01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:37,614
say thank you, master
1585
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,489
thank you, master
1586
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,114
good boy
1587
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:40,285
bye, good luck - bye
1588
01:21:40,292 --> 01:21:41,292
bye
1589
01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:42,625
bye
1590
01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:47,958
what're you doing?
1591
01:21:58,667 --> 01:21:59,907
Lucky charms?
1592
01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:01,282
Let me get some cash
1593
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,292
wait
1594
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,750
what now?
1595
01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:30,749
"New message"
1596
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:37,456
Is it ray?
1597
01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:39,292
What does it says?
1598
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,573
He said
1599
01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:42,042
here
1600
01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,698
what is this?
1601
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,322
Why don't you youngsters
just say what you mean?
1602
01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,699
What's the point of sending
some maths problem?
1603
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,578
"Typing"
1604
01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:10,448
"Deleting"
1605
01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:16,286
miss you
1606
01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:17,750
"typing"
1607
01:23:29,292 --> 01:23:30,748
"Offline"
1608
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:35,989
what're you doing?
1609
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,332
I don't get you young people these days
1610
01:23:38,542 --> 01:23:41,249
texting instead of calling
1611
01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:43,248
let me be
1612
01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:46,831
be a mensch
1613
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:50,780
if you've made a mistake
1614
01:23:51,292 --> 01:23:53,248
then go and apologise
1615
01:23:56,625 --> 01:24:00,072
I will but not yet
1616
01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:01,869
pei pei is worried about me
1617
01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,240
I must pick myself up first
1618
01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,285
to stop her worrying
1619
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,123
that is what a man must do
1620
01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:07,948
impressive
1621
01:24:08,292 --> 01:24:11,249
dad, where's our family feng shui compass?
1622
01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:12,285
Can I borrow it?
1623
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,870
Take it, it's all yours
1624
01:24:15,167 --> 01:24:16,327
I thought you would never ask
1625
01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:47,616
The casino hotel is our most
vital development this year
1626
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:51,660
being the 21st century most sought after
1627
01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:53,452
hottest looking
1628
01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,619
best feng shui master
1629
01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:00,538
I was inspired by one of
those guggenheim museum
1630
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:02,911
New York's Eiffel Tower
1631
01:25:02,917 --> 01:25:05,203
last but not least
1632
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:06,869
Paris' statue of Liberty
1633
01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:12,202
bringing modern architecture
and feng shui together
1634
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,911
also - how long will this be?
1635
01:25:14,917 --> 01:25:15,952
Ok
1636
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,080
Without further ado
1637
01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:19,495
let's unveil my latest work
1638
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,785
So ugly
1639
01:25:26,792 --> 01:25:28,748
so lame - empowering, right?
1640
01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:31,702
Are you not entertained?
1641
01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:33,285
Give me a round of applause
1642
01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:37,583
thank you
1643
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,208
thank you
1644
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:43,287
I took inspiration from the maneki-neko
1645
01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:45,578
maneki-neko, it's a cat
1646
01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:47,118
that beckons money
1647
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:49,285
look at the hand
1648
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:52,453
swinging back and forth
1649
01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:53,994
look how it's moving
1650
01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,491
it is waving at our customer
1651
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,785
isn't it the cutest?
1652
01:25:58,083 --> 01:25:59,163
Please take a look here
1653
01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,870
why is there steam coming out of the nose?
1654
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:05,365
It's because
1655
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:08,242
that is where the sauna is
1656
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,410
at the same time
1657
01:26:09,583 --> 01:26:11,744
you can get a happy ending massage
1658
01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:14,578
multi-tasking
1659
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,535
a happy ending
1660
01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:18,328
human technology
1661
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:20,865
after all of this
1662
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,833
the group has promised
for the next five years
1663
01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:28,289
to reclaim land and destroy
the island's ecosystem
1664
01:26:28,292 --> 01:26:29,292
nope
1665
01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:30,914
increase the land size
1666
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:36,121
on beckoning dog, ox, rooster
1667
01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:39,034
the complete Chinese zodiac
1668
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:41,741
I'm sure it'll be a popular destination
1669
01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,536
- is cat in the zodiac?
- Thank you
1670
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,080
it's time
1671
01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:48,871
let's the chairman Mr. Hong to begin...
1672
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:51,457
- The ground-breaking ceremony
- Be careful
1673
01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:54,750
ready
1674
01:26:55,250 --> 01:26:57,662
one, two
1675
01:26:58,042 --> 01:26:59,157
stop
1676
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:03,116
a huge amount of toxic
minerals are under this land
1677
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:04,618
if construction begins
1678
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,957
both the chairman and vice chairman
1679
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:09,415
will be charged with eco-vandalism
1680
01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:10,906
bullshit
1681
01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,914
you can either shut up or leave
1682
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:13,989
ok, you leave
1683
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:14,955
in my hand
1684
01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:17,574
is the ecological report
1685
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:19,206
it says this piece of land
1686
01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:22,572
contains a massive amount
of nickel and sulphur
1687
01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,831
if these two elements mix together
1688
01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:27,791
it'll become a massive piece of magnet
1689
01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:33,333
rubbish
1690
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,290
I'll put my head on the line
1691
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:39,575
there's no massive magnet
under this piece of land
1692
01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:45,792
I told you
1693
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:47,455
damn you
1694
01:27:47,458 --> 01:27:49,699
then why did it not show up on our report?
1695
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:52,199
Someone high up must be covering this up
1696
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:53,789
don't listen to him
1697
01:27:53,958 --> 01:27:55,869
I have no reason to cover up for him
1698
01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:58,207
I just learned the "speed bump"
1699
01:28:11,417 --> 01:28:13,203
This is the best reason
1700
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,000
pei pei
1701
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,202
how did you get this?
1702
01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:22,489
These only cost a few dollars on ebay
1703
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:24,331
- how's the speed bump?
- It's so bumpy
1704
01:28:26,917 --> 01:28:28,953
I'll be on the front page
1705
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,073
going to Hollywood
1706
01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,448
Jack, call the cops
1707
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:34,500
alright
1708
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:38,372
what are you laughing at?
1709
01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:39,581
I'm happy
1710
01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:42,996
because your tablet is leaving
1711
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,410
my tablet?
1712
01:28:44,417 --> 01:28:45,452
Flat chested ho pei pei
1713
01:28:48,375 --> 01:28:50,582
international airport
1714
01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:53,744
fried eggs - crazy
1715
01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:55,748
the great plains
1716
01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:58,708
itty bitty titty leader
1717
01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:02,162
table cloth on the table
1718
01:29:09,542 --> 01:29:10,542
Pei pei
1719
01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:16,660
Wait up
1720
01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:21,365
why did you leave?
1721
01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:24,323
Why would I stay?
1722
01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:27,375
Thank you
1723
01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:29,958
what for?
1724
01:29:31,208 --> 01:29:32,573
Thank you for your encouragement
1725
01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:37,910
I missed you
1726
01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,077
and I thought about what you said
1727
01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:42,042
you're right
1728
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,581
the most important thing
1729
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:46,286
is to live in the present
1730
01:29:47,542 --> 01:29:48,907
true happiness
1731
01:29:49,792 --> 01:29:51,407
doesn't come from knowing the future
1732
01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:53,414
but with your loved one
1733
01:29:54,292 --> 01:29:55,907
to create a future
1734
01:29:56,917 --> 01:29:58,532
can you make it simpler?
1735
01:29:58,542 --> 01:30:00,783
I don't get what you're saying
1736
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:03,287
I did, but...
1737
01:30:03,542 --> 01:30:04,827
You didn't reply
1738
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:22,417
What's that?
1739
01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:23,458
That's...
1740
01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:24,958
What?
1741
01:30:26,042 --> 01:30:27,157
I'm shy
1742
01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,864
but you said, our pillars is a mismatch
1743
01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:37,991
you'd be jinxed, if I stay by your side
1744
01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:39,865
it is because of the mismatch
1745
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,207
that we were together
1746
01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,991
maybe that's what make us a perfect match
1747
01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:47,365
I don't care what the future holds
1748
01:30:48,292 --> 01:30:49,372
I want you
1749
01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:51,830
with you, we'll be fine
1750
01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:04,785
Wait...
1751
01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:08,492
You also said we comes
from different planets
1752
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,866
that's a good thing
1753
01:31:12,208 --> 01:31:13,072
why?
1754
01:31:13,167 --> 01:31:15,749
Then we won't be interbreeding
1755
01:31:18,167 --> 01:31:19,498
do you have no shame?
1756
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,368
Who wants to breed with you?
1757
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,000
Hey!
1758
01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:02,700
Hello, I'm here after the
story of fraudster ray
1759
01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:05,415
no... I mean master Ray's big day
1760
01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:08,489
look at this cake, it looks so adorable
1761
01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:11,207
but where are the bride and groom?
1762
01:32:17,292 --> 01:32:19,078
What do you say we should do?
1763
01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:20,448
What can we do?
1764
01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:22,369
Can't you foresee everything?
1765
01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:23,952
Are you blaming me?
1766
01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:27,496
We were going to tell them
we're getting married
1767
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,239
yeah
1768
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:31,073
how come they came out with it first?
1769
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:33,115
Why didn't you stop them, smart-arse?
1770
01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:34,240
I tried
1771
01:32:34,250 --> 01:32:35,160
but when I started
1772
01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:37,032
you interrupted with congratulations
1773
01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:38,452
my mind just blanked
1774
01:32:38,458 --> 01:32:40,073
now they get married,
1775
01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:41,664
I suddenly become your little brother
1776
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,366
little brother? I'm the younger one
1777
01:32:46,542 --> 01:32:49,124
just look at how well I keep my skin
1778
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,161
people would find it hard
to believe I'm older
1779
01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:53,499
whatever now, we're still
a couple of mismatch
1780
01:32:54,542 --> 01:32:55,873
I don't want that
1781
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,582
is there any reason why
they shouldn't be married?
1782
01:32:58,583 --> 01:33:00,915
Speak now or forever hold their peace
1783
01:33:00,917 --> 01:33:02,453
we object
1784
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,910
please hurry up
1785
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,809
looks like they've got something to say
1786
01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:10,245
ignore them, they are crazy
1787
01:33:10,917 --> 01:33:12,782
the ring, put it on
1788
01:33:13,792 --> 01:33:15,248
the ring is on, carry on
1789
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:18,617
I pronounce you man and wife
1790
01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,033
the groom may kiss the bride
1791
01:33:26,292 --> 01:33:27,657
I want that too
1792
01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:29,706
I want to get married
1793
01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:31,448
blond lady, can you
please respect yourself?
1794
01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:32,072
Don't be shy
1795
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:33,744
enough is enough, I've had it
1796
01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:35,661
you two have had your fun tying the knot
1797
01:33:35,667 --> 01:33:36,998
it should be our turn
1798
01:33:37,625 --> 01:33:40,116
you two get a divorce, it's our turn
1799
01:33:40,292 --> 01:33:43,079
and mom, I need to borrow your ring
1800
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:45,244
borrow? I bought that, give it back
1801
01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:46,490
you think I'm crazy?
1802
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:47,364
Stay right there
1803
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,455
I'm coming to get it
1804
01:33:48,875 --> 01:33:51,082
you stay right there
1805
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:52,869
come here, right now
1806
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,287
come on, move - move
1807
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:57,369
stop running!
1808
01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:01,367
We've just witness a winter romance
1809
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:05,368
who will get their hands
on that five carat ring?
1810
01:34:05,667 --> 01:34:07,282
We'll tell you after the break
1811
01:34:07,292 --> 01:34:10,499
this show is sponsored by master ray
1812
01:34:10,667 --> 01:34:12,658
see you later, good bye!
1813
01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:15,831
Having hotpot again?
1814
01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:19,655
Again? The last time we
had hotpot was on Monday
1815
01:34:19,667 --> 01:34:21,248
but it's only Wednesday
1816
01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:22,706
what's wrong with that?
1817
01:34:22,708 --> 01:34:24,414
Then why did you ask me to choose?
1818
01:34:24,667 --> 01:34:26,953
Because I want to see
1819
01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:28,619
if you can guess what I want for dinner
1820
01:34:30,042 --> 01:34:33,330
the usual way, winner decides
1821
01:34:37,292 --> 01:34:38,292
come on
1822
01:34:38,583 --> 01:34:39,698
get me...
1823
01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:48,073
Hey, are you alright?
1824
01:34:50,583 --> 01:34:53,074
I've won, hotpot again!
1825
01:34:54,125 --> 01:34:57,242
I think lovers or married couples
1826
01:34:57,250 --> 01:34:59,616
can benefit from practising
taekwondo together
1827
01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:02,162
you can fight it out over arguments
1828
01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,994
it can help improve your relationship
1829
01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,994
am I right, honey?
1830
01:35:06,042 --> 01:35:08,249
You've won. Of course you're right
1831
01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:10,832
but can we not eat super spicy hotpot?
1832
01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:12,243
Of course
1833
01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:14,411
let the next winner decides
1834
01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:15,417
let me off
1835
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:19,788
you're the feng shui master,
can you guess where I'll hit?
1836
01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:24,077
Wrong
1837
01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:32,867
I've told you so many times,
I'm all about my handsomeness
1838
01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:34,333
so am I
1839
01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:40,120
sorry...
1840
01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,914
From this day forward
1841
01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:05,036
I'm jinxed
1842
01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:09,661
from this day forward
1843
01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:24,743
Good reaction, cut
1844
01:36:26,750 --> 01:36:27,750
piss off!
1845
01:36:28,125 --> 01:36:29,125
Cut
1846
01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:33,073
5 carats?
1847
01:36:33,792 --> 01:36:34,792
Are...
1848
01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:42,199
Hello, I'm Tina
1849
01:36:42,625 --> 01:36:44,456
my friend chen
1850
01:36:46,958 --> 01:36:49,415
hello, I'm Tina
1851
01:36:49,750 --> 01:36:51,581
my friend chen asked me
1852
01:36:55,542 --> 01:36:57,407
hello, I'm...
1853
01:37:01,167 --> 01:37:02,167
Hello
1854
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,875
sorry, sorry
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