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Pretty good town you got here.
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You bet we have.
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A public library, and the largest
insane asylum in the state.
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Come on, Joe.
Let her down.
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All right, all right,
back it up, will you?
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They sure were great
fights last night, O'Hare.
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Yes, they were.
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- Never saw better fights in my life.
- I got a kick out of them myself.
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So did I. So did I. They fought
like a couple of dressmakers.
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When I see fights
like that, I feel
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like getting back into condition
and getting into the fight game
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myself again.
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Ah, that's better.
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Hello, O'Hare, what do you know?
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Not a thing, not a thing.
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That lug tells his wife
everything he knows.
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Why should I tell him anything?
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- Good morning, Mr. O'Hare.
- Oh, good morning, Mrs. Scroggins.
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How's Mr. Scroggins?
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He's not so well this morning.
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That's unfortunate.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I'm worried about him.
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Yeah, I am too.
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He was out on one of this
benders last night again.
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How he can drink that raw
alcohol and live, I don't know.
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Fine man, he is.
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Get out, get out,
get out, get out.
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You think all I got
to do all day long?
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Pop, Mom says for you to come up
and get your fiddle right away.
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Get my fiddles?
I'll be right with you, Ronald.
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- Pop, you want to hear a riddle?
- I'd love to hear a riddle, Ronald.
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What is it?
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Why does a cat's tail
like a long journey?
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I'm afraid you have me, Ronald.
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Why is a cat's tail
like a long journey?
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Because it curves at the end.
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Ronald, very good.
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You're absolutely side splitting.
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Eat your dinner.
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What, no meat?
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Vegetables contain
more minerals.
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You want to hear
another cat riddle?
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Yes, I would.
I'd love to.
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What looks most like a cat
looking out of a window?
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I don't know.
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What looks most like the
domestic feline contentedly
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gazing from the window?
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I'll tell you what
looks most like a cat
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looking out of a window.
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Another cat looking in!
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Oh, very good,
Ronald, very good.
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Eat your spinach,
eat your spinach.
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Would you like to
hear another riddle?
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Don't encourage him.
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Eat your carrots.
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It shows he's awfully smart.
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Mr. Lincoln used
to tell riddles.
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And that, as much
as anything else,
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made him the wonderful
president that he was.
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Pop, why is a load
of hay like a mouse?
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Don't, my poor brain.
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He gives me pains with
these terrible wheezes.
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You know why a load of
hay is like a mouse?
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No, Ronald, I do not.
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I've never noticed
the similarity
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between a small rodent and a
large amount of horses food.
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Why does a small rodent
resemble a load of hay?
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Because a cat will eat it.
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Cat will eat it.
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Cattle eat it.
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Very good, Ronald.
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Eat your spinach,
Eat your spinach.
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Hey!
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Yeah?
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Come in!
Come in!
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Come in, come in.
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Hey!
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Coming, coming, I'm coming.
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Hello, I hear you
want to buy a fiddle.
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No, I have Lena here.
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I'm perfectly
satisfied with her.
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But him is a fine fiddle.
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He may be a fine fiddle.
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But I get very sweet
music out of Lena.
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Somebody told me that
you want to buy a fiddle.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
a few weeks ago, I did.
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But I had Lena all fixed up.
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And I'm perfectly
satisfied with her now.
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And me push him for three miles.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Hey, hey, can I keep him here
till I come back from work?
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Surely, surely, put him
right in the corner here.
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That's fine.
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Right in there, that's fine.
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You take good care of him?
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I'll take good care of him, yes.
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- So long, boss.
- Goodbye.
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How do you do, [INAUDIBLE],
or, uh, Miss Flugg?
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Have a nice lunch?
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Yes, I had a wonderful
steak at the lunch counter.
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Steak, I love meat.
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But we never have
it at our house.
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My wife's a vegetarian.
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All we have is vegetables.
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Say, I was practicing last
night on Lena out in the garage.
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And I think I got
that down fine now.
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Would you mind listening to it?
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Oh, I'd love to.
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- You like that?
- I think it's sweet.
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Yeah, I think it's much better.
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Isn't it funny?
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My wife doesn't
think it's music.
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She just has no ear for it.
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Here's the other one.
This is the second melody.
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That's more difficult that
way, when you have to move
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your hands around that way.
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How do you do, sir?
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Will you sit down?
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- Manicure?
- No.
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Hair cut or shave?
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Yeah.
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I beg your pardon.
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Isn't your name Flugg?
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Yeah.
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I thought so.
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I didn't recognize your
face when you first came in.
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No, it's all healed up
since I was in here last.
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Mr. O'Hare?
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I see they're
offering $2,000 reward
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for that bandit who robbed
the bank at Cucamonga City.
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$2,000, I'd like
to get that dough.
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If I wasn't so busy, I'd go over
and choke that guy to death.
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I'd teach him not to rob
banks in and around the city.
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Mr. O'Hare?
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Did you had your
hat on backwards?
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I beg your pardon?
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Did you know you had
your hat on backwards?
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Oh no, oh, thank you very much.
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I had it on backwards
day before yesterday,
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and a a friend of mine came up
and kicked me in the stomach.
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Rubbing, rubbing.
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Joe, don't miss it!
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Rubbing, rubbing.
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Be careful, boys, be careful.
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OK, Mr. O'Hare.
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I haven't thrown a
spit ball since I
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was first line pitcher on the
Baltimore Orioles years ago.
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Go out, son!
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Careful, get on the
other side of the street!
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OK.
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Here she goes!
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Ow!
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Well, he-- he didn't hit it.
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Shut your eyes, please.
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That tickle?
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A little dab, but
that won't hurt.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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OK, wasn't your
fault. I can fix that.
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No harm done, no harm done.
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Got a mole?
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Yeah, I've had it all my life.
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Mm-hm.
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Won't have it any more.
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I want to shave here.
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OK, OK, OK, OK.
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Oh!
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That's all right.
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How do you do?
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Is it true that you can take weight
off in that steam room of yours?
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I positively guarantee it.
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My wife says if I don't
get some of this fat off
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she'll leave me.
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Just step right
this way, will you?
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Right in here, here's
the room right here.
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Just go into this hangar.
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Change your clothes in there.
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If he ever took his shoes off,
he'd go right up in the air.
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Say, what's that
dog doing in here?
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Oh, it's a very funny thing.
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The other day, a
man was in here.
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And I was shaving him.
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The razor slipped,
and I cut his ear off.
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The dog got it.
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Ever since he's been hanging
around here for-- go away,
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go away.
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He's going to get another--
he can't get another ear here.
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Gotta follow through the same
as you do with a hockey club.
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I just sharpened
these razors up.
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There you are.
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Here we are.
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Here's the steam room.
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Right in there, go right
in there and sit down.
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And I'll turn the
steam on right away.
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Come on, Ethel, get excited!
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There you are.
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Now, don't stay in
here over a minute.
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And if it gets too hot,
just press that button,
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and the light will go on!
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And if you get any trouble,
just pull that loop,
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and the horn will blow up there,
and I'll get you right out.
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He won't be long.
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Stays in there a minute,
it'll take a ton off him.
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Just one little hot towel,
and we'll be right through with you.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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All right.
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All right.
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All right.
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There we are.
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The police car!
I bet they're after that bandit!
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Which way did they go?
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They went up that way.
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You know when I
hear that old siren,
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I feel like an old fire horse.
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I want to get back
in the harness again.
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I used to be a detective once.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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You seem to have
been everything.
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I guess I was.
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My wife calls me every--
yes?
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Yes, my willow of the wisp?
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Did you mail that letter I
gave you yesterday morning?
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Uh, uh, yeah, yes, yes, yes
I did, yes I did, dear, yes.
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I think I'll go have
my dress fitted.
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Yes, go ahead, yes, have
your dress fitted, yes.
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- How do you do, Mrs. Broadbottom?
- How do you do, Mr. O'Hare?
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Fine, thank you.
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Would you mind taking care of the
baby while I go into the drug store?
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- I'd love to.
- Thank you.
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How's Mr. Broadbottom?
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Fine, I'll be just a minute.
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OK.
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What's this? Come here.
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My little woolly britches, don't
you know to swallow a think
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like that would kill you?
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I'll get it. Here she is.
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Oh!
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Wouldn't you like to
wait for a little powder?
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I'd like to have enough powder
to blow you to..
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Have you had enough?
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Have I had enough?
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Been biting your
nails again, aye?
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If I had my former weight,
I'd choke you to death.
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I'll sue you and take this
barbershop away from you.
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Oh well, I don't care.
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And I just had this nice
new steam room put in too.
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I'll have the law
on you for this.
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Well, I told you not to
stay in over a minute.
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Did you have a nice lunch?
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Dear?
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Yes, my slender reed?
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I'm going downtown.
255
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,411
I need some clothes.
Give me some money.
256
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,980
You got change for a dollar?
257
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,240
Give it to me.
258
00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:21,178
I think I'll have my nails
manicured too while I'm out.
259
00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:23,430
Pop, you want to
hear another riddle?
260
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:26,820
Not now, Ronald, not now,
run along, run along, son.
261
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,929
Play your little baseball.
262
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,369
O'Hare!
263
00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:34,977
If you think you've heard the
last of this, you're mistaken.
264
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,700
You deliberately
locked me in that room.
265
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,520
Why, that's a colossal fib.
266
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,542
I'm a very kind-hearted person.
267
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,222
I've never hurt man, beast, or
child, except when I had to.
268
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:54,737
Well, Lena, let's get going.
269
00:15:56,637 --> 00:15:58,597
Glad you liked it.
270
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,151
- How do you do?
- How do you do?
271
00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:06,019
I'd like to have my
little girl's haircut.
272
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,790
Oh, surely, she's a
very pretty little girl.
273
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,367
I'd love to cut her hair.
274
00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:10,364
Just sit in that.
275
00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:11,953
She knows where to
go, doesn't she?
276
00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:13,376
Yes, she does, indeed.
277
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:15,699
Very pretty hat she has on also.
278
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,500
She has been to a
maypole dance today.
279
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:19,415
- Has she?
- Yes.
280
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:20,954
Want your haircut?
281
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:21,630
No.
282
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,462
Gloria.
283
00:16:22,653 --> 00:16:24,694
I'll have your haircut.
I'll just take your hat off.
284
00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:26,690
- Do you mind?
- I don't want my hat off?
285
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,226
I'll have it off, dear.
286
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:29,724
Have your hat off.
287
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,064
You musn't wear your hat when
you're having your haircut.
288
00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:33,105
Indeed.
289
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,761
She has two hats, doesn't she?
290
00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:45,952
Maybe she better
keep her hat on.
291
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,801
Might not be bad.
292
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,383
Now, look here, I
know what she likes.
293
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:52,506
There's a nice stick
of candy for you.
294
00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:55,535
That's the barbershop candy.
I have plenty of it.
295
00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:59,009
Do you think they were really
chasing the bandit, Mr. O'Hare?
296
00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:00,200
Sure, it was.
297
00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,566
With two pins, I'd close this shop
and go over and get him,
298
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,159
and choke him to death
with my bare hands.
299
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,276
That's the way we used
to choke wolves to death
300
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,028
years ago in the northwest.
301
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:16,860
I belonged to the bare hand
wolf chokers association.
302
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,997
Had to choke a wolf to death before
you could belong to the social.
303
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,448
Yes, sir?
304
00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:33,497
Yes, sir?
305
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,630
Listen, get rid of those people.
306
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:42,315
And get rid of them quick.
307
00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:44,459
Yeah, all right.
308
00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:47,426
I'm sorry folks, there's
a gentleman ahead of you.
309
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,893
That's absurd, after I've
waited here this length of time.
310
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:52,789
He telephoned in-- uh,
telegraphed, telephone.
311
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,830
What's the matter with you?
You act like an idiot.
312
00:17:56,132 --> 00:17:58,874
I'll tell you that. Come on, Gloria.
We'll get out of this place.
313
00:18:01,854 --> 00:18:03,159
I think I'll go
upstairs just a minute.
314
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,355
Stay where you are.
315
00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:06,747
Listen, barber, you've
got 10 minutes to make
316
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:07,749
me look like another man.
317
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:08,481
Yes, sir.
318
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,675
I've got to get out of this town.
I got to get out fast.
319
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,770
Get that thing off there.
320
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,000
Come on now, make it snappy.
321
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,374
I think I'll go home.
322
00:18:14,415 --> 00:18:16,073
Stay where you are.
323
00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:17,471
Listen, barber, get this.
324
00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,435
Take the mustache off.
Take the tabs off.
325
00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:20,665
Take the eyebrows off.
326
00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:22,062
Close crop the hair.
327
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,246
And make it snappy.
328
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,642
Have you tried that good
barber down at the hotel?
329
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:26,753
He's wonderful.
330
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:27,957
Get busy!
331
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,566
I'm the worst barber in town.
My wife will tell you that.
332
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,829
Would you take those off?
333
00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:32,966
Yes, sir.
334
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,525
What are you doing?
335
00:18:35,638 --> 00:18:38,148
Are you going to get going?
Or are you going to get going?
336
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,028
I'm going to get going.
Lock the door!
337
00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:44,207
Out of the way, please!
338
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:45,421
Excuse me!
339
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:54,945
Stop, in the name of the law!
340
00:19:01,446 --> 00:19:03,356
Stop, in the name of the law!
341
00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:05,657
Get out of the way you fools!
342
00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,087
I didn't mean it!
343
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:16,299
Get out of the way, you fools!
344
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,712
I didn't mean it!
345
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,887
Let me up, let me up, I
didn't try to catch you.
346
00:19:26,052 --> 00:19:27,775
My wife is a bandit.
347
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,995
All my best friends are bandits.
348
00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:34,487
The president of the bank
comes to our house for dinner.
349
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:41,451
Congratulations, Mr. O'Hare.
You get the $2,000 rewards.
350
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:43,111
This is the fellow
we've been looking for.
351
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:44,049
Yeah, I know.
352
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:45,603
I told you I'd get him.
Didn't I?
353
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,752
What's the matter here?
What happened?
354
00:19:49,082 --> 00:19:51,853
- The bandit, I caught the bandit.
- You caught him?
355
00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:54,147
Yeah, I got the $2,000 reward.
356
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:56,599
I had to chase him around
the block three times
357
00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,504
before I got the
revolver away from him.
358
00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:00,592
I don't believe my own ears.
359
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,379
Folks, just a minute,
here's the brave little
360
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,030
lad that captured the bandit.
361
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:07,150
He hit a liner with a
baseball that struck him
362
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,500
right on the top of the head.
363
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,040
He knocked poor Mr. O'Hare
here off his bicycle.
364
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,535
- Are you hurt, Mr. O'Hare?
- Not physically, no.
365
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,942
Come on, get these
folks out of here.
366
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,006
All right, come on you.
367
00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:20,367
That's a brave little lad.
368
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,669
With regards to the
rewards, Mr. O'Hare,
369
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,320
if you step over to
the station tomorrow,
370
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,668
I'll see that you get it.
371
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,868
So you caught the burglar.
372
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,220
Come, Ronald.
373
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:35,798
Pop, you want to
hear another riddle?
374
00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:36,878
Not now, Ronald.
375
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,767
Not now, I'm not in the mood.
Go upstairs and eat your spinach.
376
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,860
Never mind, Mr. O'Hare.
377
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,900
I know you caught the bandit.
378
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,220
I know I caught him too.
379
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,810
What's the good of
arguing with those people?
380
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,266
They're all nervous.
381
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,271
Can't talk to them at all.
382
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,627
Come on, Lena.
383
00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:07,694
Lena!
384
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,822
Little devils are just
as lively as can be, too.
385
00:21:13,985 --> 00:21:15,495
Lena, how could you!
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