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Drew: "Dory's a whiz
at thinking on her feet.
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She can make you
believe anything.
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When she finds herself
in a tight bind,
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she'll do whatever it takes
to deceive those around her,
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including herself.
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Will her story end in finding
the redemption she deserves,
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or will she end up impaled
on a stake in a field?"
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And is that not great?
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And I also discovered
this morning
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that if you press
her belly...
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DOLL: Hey, could I geta black coffee,
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and -- sorry --what kind of muffin is that?
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So, obviously, this person
has been stalking me.
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And, actually, it's a pretty
accurate profile of her,
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if you ask me.
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Martin: Yeah, okay.
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I can see why you could be
scared of this doll.
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So, I guess our question
for you is,
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what kind of services
do you actually provide?
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Well, first and foremost,
I provide quality protection.
Mm.
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Not only do I have 20/20 vision,
license to carry this firearm,
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but I'm also a visual threat.
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Okay.
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One look at me, and the person
that made you that doll
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isn't gonna want
to lay a finger on you.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yeah.
You two
romantically involved?
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You seem to be very familiar
with each other,
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but, at the same time,
like strangers.
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Our lawyers have suggested
that we stay together
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for the sake
of our public image.
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Sorry. Could you hitthe third floor for me, please?
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[ Elevator bell dings]Ma'am?
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Sorry, ma'am?What --
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Uh, yeah, never mind.
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We passed it.
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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
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♪ Watch fluent seamen
rig their rudders ♪
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Ooh, welcome!
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If it isn't our V.I.P.!
Oh, wow.
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Here are
your entrance champagne flutes.
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Oh, hello.
Who is this huge man?
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Oh, yeah.
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Um, it's kind of crazy to say
it out loud, but, um...
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I have a stalker.
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Girl.
Yeah.
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So this man is here
to protect me.
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I know it's a bit
of a inconvenience,
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but so is my life.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's okay. Safety first.
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So, you all are gonna be
moving to these stairs
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right over here
for the wedding photos.
Okay.
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Yeah.
Just right over there.
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Thank you.
Feel free to post up a storm.
Oh.
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Oh, and the hashtag is
#1.2milliondollarwedding.
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Amy!
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Amy!
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Look at all these cars
piling up!
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You've got a queue of cars here
longer than Nixon's dick!
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You have got to move faster.
You got to drive faster.
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I'm not gonna
tell you again, okay?
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I just don't want
to hit anybody.
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There's a lot of foot traffic,
and I don't want
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to get a scratch
on one of these expensive cars.
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I've never heard such a made-up
excuse for driving slow.
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Pick. Up. The. Pace.
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I hate her.
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I wish you could
still hit women.
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Oh, my God!
[ Laughing ] Hi!
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Hey, you guys.
Hi, Ell.
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Hi.
Can you believe it?
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I'm getting married.
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Who gets married?
Me, I guess.
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Congratulations, buddy.
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Drew! Dory!
It's me, Marc.
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-Hi!
-Hi, Marc.
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Congratulations.
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I want you
to meet everybody.
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These are my moms,
Mercy and Ghost.
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-Ghost?
-Like "boo."
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But my name
is unusual, too.
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Dory: It's so nice
to meet you both.
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-And these are my model friends.
-Oh.
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Hello.
Do they have names?
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Yeah, they do.
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Okay, last time I'm gonna
ask, but am I wearing too
much makeup?
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Elliott: Marc, I told them
it needs to read for the
back of the house.
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Okay.
I can't make myself
any more clear.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Patrick:
Twinks! Twinks!
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Eyes up.
All right.
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Now, I need you all
inside quickly.
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The kitchen is down the hall,
to the left,
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and people are thirsty!
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We need those liability waivers
signed ASAP.
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Yeah.
No giggling or snerking.
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Okay, quickly!
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Hands out of pockets,
but not too flippy.
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♪♪♪
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Hm-hm-hm. Yes.
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Yes, windblown.
I like it.
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All right.
Sweetie.
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Sweetie. Sweetie, yeah.
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Okay, I'm gonna actually
move you over here
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so you can get cozy
with your blond friend.
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No.
Get co-- Yeah, yeah.
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Cozy with
your blond friend.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me. Yeah.
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Yep.
Right over there.
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Okay, let's actually try this.
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Portia, I want you just to drape
your arm over Dory.
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I don't really want
to drape.
No, no, no, drape.
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It's gonna look so pretty.
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Yeah, drape it.
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Great.
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I'm loving that.
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Yes, yes. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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I just need you to know
that I'm still very upset
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with you
for testifying against us.
That was beautiful.
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And I guess I'm just wondering
how long I have to wait
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for an apology.
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I did what God asked of me,
and I don't feel like
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I need to apologize
to a sinner, to be honest.
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♪♪♪
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Oh, my God!
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You guys look awesome!
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But there's actually
a gap right there
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that someone
needs to fill.
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-No, no, Chantal.
-Just -- Just -- Wait.
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This is just
for the grooms' party.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Oh, my God.
Photographer:
Okay, okay, yeah.
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Um, oh, hello.
Excuse me, miss.
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Shouldn't you be plating
some egg rolls?
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Oh, yes.
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Of course.
My apologies.
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I got lost on my way
to the kitchen.
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Oh. What a riveting novel
you must be crafting.
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Grab a tray.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Mm.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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I just feel like I can't
go anywhere anymore
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without looking
over my shoulder, you know?
Mm.
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Just -- It's awful, really.
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I'm just -- I'm so jumpy.
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Mm.
Like, even if somebody
just taps me on the shoulder,
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I think, "Oh, my God,
is, like...
[ Gasps ]
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...is this gonna be
an assault?"
Mm, mm.
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I just never thought
that being so known
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was gonna feel so dangerous.
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Wow. So scary.
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Are you okay?
Hey.
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Do not touch her.
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It's okay.
She didn't know.
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I-I really appreciate
your support.
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Totally.
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Um, sorry if is,
like, tacky,
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but, um, could
I have an autograph?
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Of course.
Okay.
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Should I make it out to you
or to somebody else?
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Absolutely.
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So, that's where
my business comes in, so --
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He-- Um...
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So, essentially, like,
we swoop in
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and scoop up
deteriorated singles
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and provide them
with five-star living situations
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until they can get back
on their feet.
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It's foolproof.
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The tricky party
is getting the money.
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Mm.
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Ew.
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Is this vanilla?
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Do -- Do you not have, like,
a bubble gum or, like,
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some kind of,
like, tropical citrus flavor?
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That's ridiculous!
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I'm sorry.
Ugh!
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I couldn't help but overhear
that you have big ideas.
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Mm-hmm. I do!
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William Badpastor.
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Investor.
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Chantal Witherbottom.
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Inventor.
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Aha!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Jazz music plays ]
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♪♪♪
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Hey, buddy.
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Hi.
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Everything, um, okay?
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I'm at
my big fabulous wedding.
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It's the best day
of my life.
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Yeah.
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You seem a little isolated.
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Hm, well, I've had a lot to
think about [Chuckles] lately.
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I mean, it was only recently
I discovered everything I know
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about my fiancé
is a total lie.
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Yeah, I feel you.
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I really, really feel you.
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It's good, though.
It's good.
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Because, like,
I think a part of me
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knew I was being lied to,
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and I kind of liked it.
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I think I'm worried
that I'm, like, addicted
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to being psychologically
abused or something.
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Yeah.
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Can we hug?
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Yeah, I would love that.
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♪♪♪
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Now, this is your first
business venture, right?
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Well, not if you count
my lemonade stand.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You're funny.
Aww.
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And you're smart.
Oh.
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But are you smart enough
to have registered
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your business
as a 603 D4 Non-Profit?
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Yes.
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Of course.
I already have.
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[ Laughs ]
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Now, that's interesting
because that doesn't exist.
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I made it up.
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Oh. [ Laughs ]
Umm...oops?
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No, no. It's fine.
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I like that about you.
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Oh!
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Now, here is
my business card.
[ Gasps ]
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I'm gonna look forward
to your call.
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Let's make billions.
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Oh, my [Laughs]
Wow.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪♪
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No, no, sorry.
No, not for you.
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It's for someone else.
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No.
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Oh, excuse me.
Hi. Mint Julep?
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No, I'm all right.
I'm still working on this one.
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Oh, well, let me take
that one for you
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so you can have
a fresh one.
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Okay, thank you.
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Taste it.
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Mmm. Very good.
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Dory, we need you
in the grooms' party.
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The ceremony's
about to begin.
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Ah. Okay, right.
I'm part of the ceremony.
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I forgot.
Do you mind taking this?
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Thank you.
In here.
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[ "I'll Make Love to You"
plays ]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Close your eyes ♪
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♪ Make a wish
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♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪
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♪ For tonight is your night ♪
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♪ We're gonna celebrate ♪
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Pour the wine ♪
262
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♪ Light the fire ♪
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♪ Girl, your wish
is my command ♪
264
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♪ I'll submit to your demands ♪
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Those are
all my closest friends.
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♪ You need only ask ♪
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
268
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
[ Guests gasp ]
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♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
Ooh!
270
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♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
273
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♪ And I'll not let you go
till you tell me to ♪
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I'll make love to you!
275
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Like you want me to!
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I will hold you tight,
Marc, Elliott,
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all through the night.
278
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
[ Gasps ]
279
00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:46,024
♪ Like you want me to ♪
280
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♪ And I'll not let you go
till you tell me to ♪
281
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
282
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
283
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♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
284
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♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
285
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:02,028
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
286
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
287
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:11,039
♪ And I'll not let you go
till you tell me to ♪
288
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,048
Ashley, do you have eyes
on Marc?
289
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:15,026
That would be
a negative.
290
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
291
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Come on, Marc!
Come on out!
292
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Don't be shy!
293
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
294
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♪ Like you want me to ♪
295
00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:26,047
♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
296
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,049
♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
297
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♪ I'll make love to you ♪
Oh, good Lord.
298
00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:32,035
Is this really happening?
♪ Like you want me to ♪
299
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I can't take this.
This is so uncomfortable.
300
00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:43,026
♪ Till you tell me to-o-o-o-o ♪
301
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,037
♪ Close your eyes ♪
302
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,044
♪ Make a wish ♪
303
00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:48,040
[ Softly ] Drew.
Find him.
304
00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,041
Check the grooms' suite.
Okay.
305
00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:52,048
Find him.
306
00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:55,047
He's not coming.
307
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:58,025
It came true.
308
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:58,048
Marc?
309
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♪ All through the night ♪
310
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♪ Pour the wine ♪
311
00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:04,043
Marc?!
♪ Light the fire ♪
312
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,047
♪ Girl, your wish
is my command ♪
313
00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:08,046
What's going on?
I don't know.
314
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:13,048
♪ I'll submit to your demands ♪
315
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:15,040
Marc!
316
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♪♪♪
317
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,032
♪ Hold you tight ♪
318
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,039
♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
319
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,024
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
320
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:33,034
♪ Like you want me to ♪
321
00:13:33,036 --> 00:13:39,041
♪ And I'll not let you go
till you tell me to ♪
322
00:13:39,043 --> 00:13:41,049
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
323
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,036
♪ Like you want me to ♪
324
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:45,034
My God, it's so embarrassing.
It's okay.
325
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:46,043
This is stupid.
326
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:48,037
Portia.
327
00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,023
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
328
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,032
♪ Like you want me to ♪
329
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,044
Portia. Stop.
330
00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:54,034
♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
331
00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,045
♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
Portia, stop!
332
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:59,035
♪ I'll make love -- ♪
Portia!!
333
00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:01,024
Stop singing!
334
00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,045
[ Laughs nervously ]
335
00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:05,023
Get a clue 'cause...
336
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,023
Patrick, Ashley,
send everyone home.
337
00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:10,029
Can't do that.
Tell him we can't do that.
338
00:14:10,031 --> 00:14:11,034
Oh, boy.
339
00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:17,046
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
340
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,050
So, I've just been informed
that we contractually have
341
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,047
to keep partying until 11:59.
342
00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,033
So enjoy!
343
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,046
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
344
00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:38,041
♪♪♪
345
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,021
[ Young Elliott crying ]
346
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:48,041
♪♪♪
347
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:51,029
You okay?
Yeah.
348
00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:54,041
Could you just give me some,
like, ginger ale or something?
349
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:56,034
Thanks.
350
00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:58,031
♪♪♪
351
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,046
[ Breathes deeply, groans ]
352
00:15:00,048 --> 00:15:10,022
♪♪♪
353
00:15:10,024 --> 00:15:11,041
[ Coughing ]
354
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:16,047
♪♪♪
355
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:20,037
Just a minute!
356
00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,031
[ Knock on door ]
357
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,038
[ Sighs ]
I said "hang on"!
358
00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:28,049
Jesus.
359
00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:36,027
♪♪♪
360
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:38,031
Hi. Sorry.
I didn't hear you.
361
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,021
Do you have the glue
for my shoe?
362
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,037
No, I do not.
363
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,046
[ Screaming ]
364
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:46,032
♪♪♪
365
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,021
Did you eat
the pudding cups, too?
366
00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:50,025
Mm.
Oh, I think they were bad.
367
00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:52,048
[ Vomiting ]
-[ Gags ]
368
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:55,031
[ Vomiting ]
369
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:59,045
♪♪♪
370
00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:05,050
This is what you get
when you hurt my best friend.
371
00:16:06,022 --> 00:16:07,048
Bad girl.
372
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:11,023
♪♪♪
373
00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:14,024
[ Ominous music plays ]
374
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,034
Portia: [ Whimpers ]
Oh.
375
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:18,026
[ Muffled crying ]
You're up.
376
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:21,032
Good.
-[ Muffled screaming ]
377
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:25,026
♪♪♪
378
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:27,044
[ Screaming continues ]
379
00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:34,039
♪♪♪
380
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,024
[ Laughs ]
[ Screaming continues ]
381
00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:38,044
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
382
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,024
Shh.
383
00:16:40,026 --> 00:16:42,025
[ Dance music plays ]
384
00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:43,049
Adam, can you
turn the music down?
385
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:45,039
Thanks, babe.
Thank you.
386
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:49,036
Okay, ahh,
I have to read this.
387
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,050
"Marc and I
are pleased to announce
388
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:56,034
tonight's Bagel Bites
and Ben & Jerry's raffle winner.
389
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,037
Bagel Bites
and Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
390
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:02,044
has always proudly
supported LGBTQIA rights
391
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:05,024
and would like to congratulate
Elliott and Marc
392
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,024
on their exquisite union."
393
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,045
That is sort of sweet.
394
00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:14,021
Okay, the winning
raffle-ticket number is...
395
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:17,045
...number 5178.
396
00:17:17,047 --> 00:17:19,031
[ Woman screams in distance ]
397
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:23,038
Sorry.
Does anyone have ticket 5178?
398
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,041
[ Woman screaming in distance ]
399
00:17:28,028 --> 00:17:30,028
Okay. [ Scoffs ]
400
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,033
What is that?
401
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,028
Does -- Does that sound
like Portia to you?
402
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:36,030
I dunno.
Okay, Adam.
403
00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:37,049
There's something weird
with the audio.
404
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,029
Someone's having sex,
and I think we can hear it.
405
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:42,023
Yeah, it's a hot mic.
406
00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,036
I'll cut that line.
407
00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:45,036
Wait.
I-Is that Portia's mic?
408
00:17:45,038 --> 00:17:47,034
Woman: Oh, no!
409
00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:49,022
Oh, no.
410
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,022
You know, it sounds
like -- It sounds like
something's wrong.
411
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:52,027
Okay, well, where is she?
412
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,042
-[ Crying ] No!
-Oh!
413
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:56,027
Okay, I need everyone
to find Portia!
414
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,042
Everyone on their feet!
415
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:59,037
Go, Drew, go.
416
00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,047
-No!
-Go! Look for her!
417
00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:03,035
[ Crying ]
418
00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:09,045
♪♪♪
419
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,047
[ Squeaking ]
420
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:13,032
[ Muffled ]
No! Please.
421
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:15,022
Mmm.
422
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,035
They're hungry.
423
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:18,027
They haven't eaten in days,
424
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,022
and they have
quite a sweet tooth.
425
00:18:20,024 --> 00:18:21,024
No!
426
00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:22,042
Portia?!
427
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,050
Portia?
428
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,037
Where are you?!
429
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,028
Portia!
430
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,023
Marc?
431
00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:35,033
[ Portia screaming ]
432
00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:37,031
Portia? Portia!
433
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,038
I found her!
434
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,050
You guys, I found her!
Help me!
435
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:41,026
Uh-oh.
436
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:43,022
What did I do?!
437
00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:44,048
[ Screams ]
438
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,043
Portia!
439
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,048
Step back.
440
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,039
-Oh!
-Okay.
441
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,047
[ Foot pounds ]
Not a part of the plan.
442
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,039
Guys, I gotta go.
No!
443
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,042
-You got this!
-[ Grunts ]
444
00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:01,029
Oh! Whoa!
445
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:02,049
Portia!
-[ Gasps ]
446
00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:04,039
Portia! Portia!
447
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,033
Oh, my God!
Get her out of --
448
00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:08,031
Portia, Portia, Portia!
449
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:09,044
Okay. It's okay!
-Oh, my God!
450
00:19:09,046 --> 00:19:11,021
They didn't eat me!
451
00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:12,029
They went
for the pudding cups!
452
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,036
Dory: Wait.
Portia, what happened?
453
00:19:13,038 --> 00:19:15,043
What happened?
The Twink! The Twink!
454
00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:18,024
-Okay!
-What Twink?! Where?!
455
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,047
He went that way!
Get him! Get him!
456
00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:21,043
Oh, my God!
457
00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:26,039
♪♪♪
458
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,050
Hey!
459
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,025
Dory!
I'm sorry.
460
00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,030
Dory, thank you
for saving me!
461
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:35,025
I love you.
I almost got eaten by rats!
462
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,035
Oh, my God.
463
00:19:36,037 --> 00:19:38,024
[ Crying ] I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
464
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,040
I'm sorry!
I love you.
465
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,035
I love you!
I love you so much.
I love you, girl.
466
00:19:41,037 --> 00:19:42,050
I don't care what flavors
you said.
467
00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:44,050
I said never use that
pudding cup company again.
Hey!
468
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:46,030
People always throw up.
469
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:48,046
I don't know --
What's happening?
470
00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:53,027
Freeze!
471
00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:54,036
Stop!
472
00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,050
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh!
473
00:19:59,022 --> 00:19:59,050
Oh, my God.
474
00:20:00,022 --> 00:20:01,028
Oh! Damn!
475
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,041
[ Voice breaking ]
Is he dead?
476
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,046
[ Sobbing ]
477
00:20:05,048 --> 00:20:07,029
I killed a Twinkie.
478
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,034
[ Crying ]
479
00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:10,029
They told me to drive faster.
480
00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:12,035
Arrest that valet!
481
00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:15,034
Is it dreading
in the back?
482
00:20:15,036 --> 00:20:17,026
No, babe, it's okay.
I'm just -- I'm -- I'm trying.
483
00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:18,039
I don't really know
how to get
484
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:20,025
all the honey
out of your hair, but..
Yeah.
485
00:20:20,027 --> 00:20:22,028
Aww, Dory.
You're so sweet.
486
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,029
I love you so much.
I love you, too.
487
00:20:24,031 --> 00:20:26,029
I don't want you to go
to jail now.
488
00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:28,031
I know.
Me neither.
489
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,041
I just wish there was a way
490
00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:31,041
to take back
everything you said...
491
00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:34,039
but I guess it's a little
too late for that now.
492
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,040
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
I feel bad.
493
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,035
Damn, this honey is strong.
I know. I'm sorry.
494
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,032
Elliott: I feel that, too,
given
the circumstances of my day.
Sorry. Sorry.
495
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:42,047
I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to be insensitive.
496
00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:44,045
-Oh, you're doing good.
-Hey.
497
00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:46,047
Mm-hmm.
Donna: Hi. This is Donna Lynn
from Mount Sinai.
498
00:20:46,049 --> 00:20:48,039
I'm just calling you back
with an update
499
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:50,042
about a patient
you were inquiring about.
500
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:52,045
Come over here.
It's good
that you found out now
501
00:20:52,047 --> 00:20:54,034
before you have kids.
Drew: It's okay.
502
00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:56,027
-Were you ever gonna have kids?
-No.
503
00:20:56,029 --> 00:20:58,034
Drew: Hey, guys. Uh...
504
00:20:58,036 --> 00:21:03,037
So, that guy,
he's -- he's dead.
505
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,025
Yay!
Oh, my God.
506
00:21:05,027 --> 00:21:06,042
Portia,
aren't you a Christian?
What?
507
00:21:06,044 --> 00:21:08,043
Oh. [ Breathes sharply ]
Sorry.
508
00:21:08,045 --> 00:21:11,036
I don't know, guys. I feel
like I'm not a good Christian.
509
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:13,035
Like, I'm trying.
Mm.
510
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,021
My Christian friends
are all so lame
511
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,043
and, like, will not talk
any shit about anyone with me.
512
00:21:17,045 --> 00:21:19,033
And then when I say
anything sarcastic,
513
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:21,048
they just look at me
like they don't get it.
514
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:24,022
And I don't really know
what I'm supposed to do.
515
00:21:24,024 --> 00:21:26,023
Thank you guys for spending
the night with me.
516
00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:29,023
Obviously feeling particularly
unlovable right now,
517
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:32,041
so it's just very nice to have
my close friends around.
518
00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,021
Mm.
519
00:21:34,023 --> 00:21:37,022
Even though we are all
at legal odds with each other.
520
00:21:37,024 --> 00:21:38,037
Dory: Yeah.
521
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:40,025
I honestly don't think
there's anything
522
00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:41,042
that could tear us apart now.
523
00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:45,023
[ Crooked Colours'
"I'll Be There" plays ]
524
00:21:45,025 --> 00:21:49,032
♪♪♪
525
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,048
♪ When you're holding on ♪
526
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:52,026
April?!
527
00:21:52,028 --> 00:21:55,049
This is my weekly check-in
to see if you're home!
528
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,028
♪♪♪
529
00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:59,032
♪ Doors are always closed ♪
530
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,043
♪ Always, golden arrow ♪
531
00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:04,038
Looks like
you're not here again.
532
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,028
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
[ Sighs ]
533
00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:12,028
♪ Still calling your fire ♪
534
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,045
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
535
00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:19,030
♪ We'll be all right ♪
536
00:22:19,032 --> 00:22:22,030
♪♪♪
537
00:22:22,032 --> 00:22:23,034
[ Gasps ]
538
00:22:23,036 --> 00:22:30,037
♪♪♪
539
00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:32,025
♪ I'll be here ♪
540
00:22:32,027 --> 00:22:33,050
♪♪♪
541
00:22:34,022 --> 00:22:35,035
♪ For you ♪
542
00:22:35,037 --> 00:22:40,047
♪♪♪
543
00:22:40,049 --> 00:22:46,022
♪♪♪
544
00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:46,049
♪ I'll be here ♪
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