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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,009 --> 00:00:05,199 [ Nasally ] 2 00:00:02,009 --> 00:00:05,199 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 3 00:00:05,219 --> 00:00:09,049 ♪ How sweet, yeah, the sooo-- ♪ 4 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:11,160 There's a warble in the mike. 5 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:11,160 Are you picking up on that? 6 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,149 Are you planning 7 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,149 on singing? 8 00:00:13,169 --> 00:00:15,009 No, no, no, no. 9 00:00:15,029 --> 00:00:16,109 I just want to be prepared 10 00:00:15,029 --> 00:00:16,109 for all possibilities, so -- 11 00:00:16,129 --> 00:00:17,199 Hey! Oh, my God. 12 00:00:16,129 --> 00:00:17,199 No, you're early! 13 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:19,029 This isn't what 14 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:19,029 it's gonna look like. 15 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,060 This is all 16 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,060 gonna be top shelf. 17 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,029 And there's gonna be 18 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,029 a water-bottle display 19 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,140 on each 20 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,140 of the three pillars, 21 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,060 and I've hired this woman 22 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,060 to literally walk around 23 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:27,129 and create small-talk. 24 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:28,219 I got some big news 25 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:28,219 for the both of us. 26 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,090 You ready for this? 27 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,090 -I don't know. 28 00:00:30,109 --> 00:00:31,189 -Don't be scared. 29 00:00:30,109 --> 00:00:31,189 -Okay. 30 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:33,000 -It's good. 31 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:33,000 -Okay. 32 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,090 "New York Magazine." 33 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:36,109 -No! 34 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:36,109 -Yes. 35 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:38,050 -Don't do that. 36 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:38,050 -I'm sorry. 37 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:40,150 But I pitched your idea 38 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:40,150 to these editors, 39 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,220 and they loved it, 40 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,149 so they want it ready 41 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,149 to print ASAP. 42 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,100 Oh, my God -- okay, 43 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,100 I've -- I'm blind. 44 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,100 You are? 45 00:00:45,119 --> 00:00:46,219 -I can't see. 46 00:00:45,119 --> 00:00:46,219 -Uh-oh, uh-oh. 47 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,230 I have too much work to do, 48 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,230 and I can't see. I'm kidding. 49 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,069 I can see, but I need to get 50 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,069 back to work right now. 51 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:51,180 -Go for it. 52 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:51,180 -Thank you so much. 53 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,160 Alanna, yeah, no. 54 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,160 Why are you touching the -- 55 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:55,059 we said just touch 56 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:55,059 from the top. 57 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:58,019 When you touch anywhere lower, 58 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:58,019 we get fingerprints. 59 00:00:58,039 --> 00:00:59,219 So just touch 60 00:00:58,039 --> 00:00:59,219 from the top. 61 00:01:03,219 --> 00:01:07,199 Nothing was stolen. 62 00:01:07,219 --> 00:01:09,119 I mean, 63 00:01:07,219 --> 00:01:09,119 nothing was even moved. 64 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:12,150 I just feel like 65 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:12,150 whoever made this note 66 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:15,020 must be 67 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:15,020 a professional, right? 68 00:01:15,039 --> 00:01:18,029 Well, the way I see it 69 00:01:15,039 --> 00:01:18,029 is you got two choices. 70 00:01:18,049 --> 00:01:21,009 You, uh, you do what they say 71 00:01:18,049 --> 00:01:21,009 and stop, 72 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:25,010 or you say screw those guys 73 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:25,010 and you keep digging. 74 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:28,010 Well, I mean, 75 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:28,010 I can't just stop. 76 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:30,010 Yeah. 77 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,200 All right, 78 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,200 that's my girl. 79 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:34,029 Should we check out 80 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:34,029 this cult? 81 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:37,099 I m-- I mean, 82 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:37,099 I already did that. 83 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,230 Yeah, but did you go 84 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,230 through their trash? 85 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:40,069 No. 86 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:43,050 Well, if you want to know 87 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:43,050 what somebody's up to, 88 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,089 you got to take a look at what 89 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,089 they're throwing away. 90 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:46,209 Mm, really? 91 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:49,049 Hey, that's the kid 92 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:49,049 from the fishing trip, huh? 93 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:50,209 Yeah, that was 94 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:50,209 the priest's son. 95 00:01:50,229 --> 00:01:52,029 And who's that? 96 00:01:52,049 --> 00:01:55,049 Uh, we used to be lovers. 97 00:01:52,049 --> 00:01:55,049 Hey, Zack. 98 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:56,169 I'm gonna need you 99 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:56,169 to update it 100 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:58,129 to the most recent version 101 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:58,129 of the slide show 102 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,190 like I've asked you 103 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,200 anywhere between two 104 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,200 to four times, okay? 105 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:03,119 I need the original version 106 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,020 of the slide show 107 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,020 like I asked before! 108 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,060 I'm so sorry. 109 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,060 Uh, no. 110 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:08,179 We used to be 111 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:08,179 in a relationship, 112 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,199 and I'm just kind of back 113 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,199 in the single life 114 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:12,139 and it's been really hard. 115 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:12,139 -Me too. 116 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:13,209 I feel you. 117 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:13,209 I feel you. 118 00:02:13,229 --> 00:02:15,149 Oh, so y-you're single. 119 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,229 Yeah, yeah. 120 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:18,999 Oh. 121 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:21,150 Here we are -- 122 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:21,150 two single men. 123 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:23,160 Mm. 124 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:26,000 [ Chuckles ] 125 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,060 Well, I have a big question 126 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,060 to ask you. 127 00:02:29,079 --> 00:02:30,089 Okay, ask me. 128 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,190 Why this? 129 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,190 Why water? 130 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,070 Uh, wow. 131 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:38,130 Um, the political answer -- 132 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:38,130 someone has to. 133 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,060 -Right. 134 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,060 -You know, someone has to. 135 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:43,109 Um, but the real answer 136 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:43,109 [Laughs] 137 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:47,179 if I'm being honest, um, 138 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:47,179 survivor's guilt. 139 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,089 Oh, right. 140 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,089 I was gonna ask about that. 141 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:51,030 Do you feel comfortable 142 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:51,030 talking about it? 143 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:54,020 Do I feel comfortable 144 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:54,020 talking about the moment 145 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:55,119 when my mom got the call 146 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:57,219 that her son had 147 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:57,219 stage-four lymphoma? 148 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,150 -Mm. 149 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,150 -Or when I found out 150 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,170 that my sophomore year 151 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,170 in high school 152 00:03:01,189 --> 00:03:03,099 might be my last year 153 00:03:01,189 --> 00:03:03,099 on Earth? 154 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,170 Yeah, no, I actually 155 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,170 do feel comfortable 156 00:03:05,189 --> 00:03:07,009 talking about that. 157 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:09,080 What I would rather talk about 158 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:09,080 is the moment 159 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:12,159 where I realized that 160 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:12,159 I am not the only one in pain. 161 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:16,020 And fuck me for not 162 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:16,020 realizing it sooner. 163 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:17,199 Dina, do you think 164 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:17,199 you could, like, zhoosh it 165 00:03:17,219 --> 00:03:19,079 a little bit more? 166 00:03:17,219 --> 00:03:19,079 -Yeah. 167 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,139 'Cause I feel a little bit 168 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,139 like...krrkk, you know? 169 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,149 Hi, Dunky! 170 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:23,120 Uh, can we have a second? 171 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:24,229 -Sure. 172 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:24,229 -Bye. 173 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:26,109 What's up? 174 00:03:26,129 --> 00:03:27,219 Really great scene 175 00:03:26,129 --> 00:03:27,219 earlier. 176 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,140 -Thank you. 177 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,140 -You're killing it. 178 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:32,199 Um, remember 179 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:32,199 what I said earlier? 180 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:35,009 Garcia confronts 181 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:35,009 the serial killer? 182 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:38,170 Um, yeah. 183 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:38,170 I'm, like, so excited. 184 00:03:38,189 --> 00:03:41,229 Well, uh, I just want you 185 00:03:38,189 --> 00:03:41,229 to be ready 186 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:45,109 that when that happens, 187 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:45,109 Garcia dies. 188 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,170 What? 189 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:51,079 I'm s-- I'm sorry. 190 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:53,999 Did you just say 191 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:53,999 that I die? 192 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,140 It's just where the story 193 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,140 was going, 194 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,079 and I think 195 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,079 Kippy pitched it. 196 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:59,079 Kippy?! 197 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:00,199 And then 198 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:00,199 we were like, "Yes," 199 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:03,109 and it just sort of 200 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:03,109 all came together. 201 00:04:03,129 --> 00:04:04,179 It just made sense. 202 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:06,199 I just -- I'm sorry. 203 00:04:06,219 --> 00:04:10,189 I thought I was, like, 204 00:04:06,219 --> 00:04:10,189 an incredible actor. 205 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,040 Oh, you are. 206 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,220 It's just that the show 207 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,220 needs you to die. 208 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,050 [ Voice breaking ] Is there, 209 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,050 like, a SAG-AFTRA representative 210 00:04:17,069 --> 00:04:18,129 who I can talk to? 211 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:21,119 Or, like, I just need 212 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:21,119 to write someone a letter, 213 00:04:21,139 --> 00:04:23,219 or, like, can I have another 214 00:04:21,139 --> 00:04:23,219 audition or something? 215 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,200 Like, is there anything 216 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,200 that I can do? 217 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,170 There's just -- 218 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,170 there's no room 219 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:29,179 for a discussion 220 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:29,179 on this, Portia. 221 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,209 I'm sorry. 222 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,209 -[ Crying ] 223 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,030 Um, I'm just gonna 224 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,030 leave this here. 225 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:41,220 Ah, shit. 226 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:41,220 What do we do now? 227 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,020 How far 228 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,020 do you want to go? 229 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,070 [ Horn honks in distance ] 230 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:46,110 Do it, yeah. 231 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:48,039 [ Chain rattles ] 232 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,090 -Pia? 233 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,090 -Dory! 234 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,130 -Hi. 235 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,130 -You're back. 236 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,069 Yeah, 237 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,069 what are you doing here? 238 00:05:15,089 --> 00:05:17,069 I'm so happy to see you. 239 00:05:17,089 --> 00:05:20,199 Why are you, um, cleaning 240 00:05:17,089 --> 00:05:20,199 the floor with a toothbrush? 241 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,130 I wanted to, for Edwin. 242 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,089 It's the least I could do. 243 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,220 Are you here 244 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,220 to see Brick? 245 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,070 No. 246 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,070 Actually, no. 247 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,069 I think I left my wallet here 248 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,069 last night, 249 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:32,209 so we just came by just to -- 250 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:32,209 just to check. 251 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:32,209 We? 252 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:35,000 Dory, are you here 253 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:35,000 with someone else? 254 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,129 No. No, I am not. 255 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,129 No. I just -- 256 00:05:36,149 --> 00:05:37,179 I didn't mean to -- 257 00:05:36,149 --> 00:05:37,179 -[ Whistles, clicks tongue ] 258 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:39,019 -Who is that? 259 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:39,019 -Oh, okay. 260 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,110 I'm sorry to bother you. 261 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,110 Have a nice day! 262 00:05:40,129 --> 00:05:42,129 Keith: 263 00:05:40,129 --> 00:05:42,129 All right, come on, come on. 264 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:46,089 Edwin! 265 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:46,089 Brick! 266 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:49,040 They're taking our trash! 267 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,150 Go, go, go, go go! 268 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:56,149 we had a break-in 269 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:56,149 last night. 270 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:59,070 We wrote them in English 271 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:59,070 and Spanish, so... 272 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,130 You should get a weapon, 273 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,130 just in case. 274 00:06:00,149 --> 00:06:02,119 I have a bat. 275 00:06:02,139 --> 00:06:04,089 I have something 276 00:06:02,139 --> 00:06:04,089 way better. 277 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,040 [ Classical music playing ] 278 00:06:09,189 --> 00:06:11,179 -Mom. 279 00:06:09,189 --> 00:06:11,179 -Oh! 280 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:15,019 I keep forgetting 281 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:15,019 you have your own key. 282 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,200 They're killing Garcia. 283 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,210 Who's Garcia? 284 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:19,110 My character 285 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:19,110 on "Surviving Essex." 286 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,209 Oh! I thought you were talking 287 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,209 about a real person. 288 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:24,100 No, Mom. Like, I don't get 289 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:24,100 to do the show anymore. 290 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,160 What did you do wrong? 291 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,170 I didn't do anything wrong. 292 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,170 They love me. 293 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:29,179 No, let's be real, 294 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:29,179 Portia. 295 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:30,229 If they liked you, 296 00:06:31,009 --> 00:06:33,029 they would've kept you alive 297 00:06:31,009 --> 00:06:33,029 and talking. 298 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:35,110 Mom, that's not how 299 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:35,110 television works, okay? 300 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:38,209 The creators have a story 301 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:38,209 that they have to tell, 302 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,080 and sometimes the kill 303 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,190 their most beloved 304 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,190 characters off 305 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:44,189 to keep people 306 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:44,189 entertained. 307 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:46,179 Well, if you're going 308 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:46,179 to defend them, 309 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,199 I don't know what position 310 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,199 you want me to take 311 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,050 in this matter. 312 00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:52,099 I just came here 'cause I 313 00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:52,099 thought you could give me, 314 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,130 like, a little sympathy. 315 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,159 Oh, boo hoo. 316 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,159 I mean, really, come on. 317 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:59,090 Your character didn't make 318 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:59,090 a lick of sense. 319 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,100 I mean, here you are, 320 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,100 this privileged white person 321 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,170 from the Upper West Side 322 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,170 playing an illegal immigrant 323 00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:08,029 who somehow gets a job 324 00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:08,029 with the NYPD? 325 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,030 I mean, you're basically 326 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,030 stealing 327 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,200 from the Latina 328 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,200 community. 329 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:15,100 You watched it. 330 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,080 Well... 331 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,180 This is starting to feel 332 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,180 a little useless. 333 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:27,179 You know, that's the thing 334 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:27,179 about P.I. work 335 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,049 is there's a lot 336 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,049 of dead ends. 337 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,229 And then you're sitting outside 338 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,229 in your car 339 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:35,139 for the 15th straight hour, 340 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:35,139 sick off deli coffee and... 341 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,109 you know, you want to give up, 342 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,129 thinking about how your dad 343 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,129 never forgave you 344 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:44,039 for not taking over 345 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:44,039 the family business, 346 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:48,190 and then boom -- it just 347 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:48,190 comes to you, you know? 348 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,029 You put it all together 349 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,029 and you figure out 350 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:53,030 how to find that scared 351 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:53,030 little girl 352 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,230 and bring her back home 353 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,230 to her family, 354 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:56,079 safe and sound. 355 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,220 And you remember why 356 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,220 you're doing it to begin with, 357 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,100 and that it's okay 358 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,100 to be a lone wolf. 359 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,150 That's a little cheesy. 360 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:05,170 Sorry. 361 00:08:05,189 --> 00:08:07,149 No, no. 362 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,120 -Nah. 363 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,120 -That's great. 364 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,119 Yeah, I don't know. 365 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,119 You want another beer? 366 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:14,149 -Yeah. 367 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:14,149 -Yeah? 368 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,030 All right. 369 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:21,070 Here. 370 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:21,070 -Thanks. 371 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,169 [ Electricity crackles ] 372 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,199 Jesus. 373 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,210 Hey, why do you 374 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,210 even have a taser? 375 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,030 My aunt had it 376 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,040 when she thought her life 377 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,040 was in danger, 378 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,080 but she doesn't 379 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,080 need it anymore. 380 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,230 She's dead. 381 00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:35,019 Could you not touch 382 00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:35,019 all my crap? 383 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,099 What are you doing? 384 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,220 So I looked it up, 385 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,220 and the taser's worth $500, 386 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,140 so I'm either gonna take 387 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,140 one big thing 388 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,189 that's equal to that 389 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,040 or a bunch of small things 390 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,040 that add up to that. 391 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,129 Okay? 392 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,129 -No, you're not. 393 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,079 Okay? Can you just 394 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,079 take this back, then? 395 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,010 Because I actually 396 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,010 bought my stuff 397 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,039 'cause I like my stuff. 398 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,119 I don't like this. 399 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,119 Take this. 400 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,099 -No, we're already doing this. 401 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,099 -Okay. 402 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,170 How much is this? 403 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,170 It's cute. 404 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,070 Maybe I can wear it 405 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,070 to lunch next week 406 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,100 when I finally meet my dad. 407 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,120 Jesus. 408 00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,019 Would you please put 409 00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,019 that back, okay? 410 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:04,159 That's my girlfriend, 411 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:04,159 Dory's. 412 00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:06,049 You don't 413 00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:06,049 have to look away. 414 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,090 They're just human tits. 415 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,090 I know I don't 416 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,090 have to look away. 417 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,140 I just prefer not 418 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,140 to see your breasts. 419 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,069 [ Chuckles ] 420 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,069 Look. Turn around. 421 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,170 [ Sighs ] 422 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:18,110 So, who do you think 423 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:18,110 looks better, 424 00:09:18,129 --> 00:09:21,049 me or your girlfriend? 425 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,130 I think that you both have 426 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,130 a certain charm. 427 00:09:27,059 --> 00:09:28,209 Can you please 428 00:09:27,059 --> 00:09:28,209 take that off? 429 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,010 -Okay. 430 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,010 -Jesus. 431 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,030 Woman: Our mission at Pour 432 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,169 is to provide clean and healthy 433 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,169 water for villages in Uganda. 434 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:40,030 With your help, we can change 435 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:40,030 the landscape of Africa 436 00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:42,169 and leave a legacy 437 00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:42,169 of life for tomorrow. 438 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,200 Because we all speak 439 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,200 the language of friendship. 440 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,130 Thank you in advance 441 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,130 for your support. 442 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:49,079 All: Thank you! 443 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:52,180 [ Applause ] 444 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,060 Thank you guys so much. 445 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,060 Whoa. 446 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,220 [ Giggles ] 447 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,220 Sorry. 448 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,220 It's like I've never been 449 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,220 on stage before. 450 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,010 [ Laughter ] 451 00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:01,179 I have. 452 00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:01,179 I have been on stage. 453 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,050 Don't make me list my credits, 454 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,150 um, I was Mack the Knife 455 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,150 on stage 13 years ago 456 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,189 in my high school production 457 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,189 of "Threepenny Opera", bitch. 458 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,220 [ Laughter ] 459 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,060 Uh, what I do want to say 460 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,050 is that when you take a sip 461 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,050 of water tonight, 462 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,020 I want you to feel 463 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,020 fucking guilty. 464 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:16,169 [ Laughter ] 465 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:20,100 In all seriousness, 466 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:20,100 we do need your help. 467 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,090 We really do. 468 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:25,220 We raised enough money 469 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:25,220 to get here, tonight, 470 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:29,229 but tonight-tonight, we need 471 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:29,229 to raise enough money 472 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,069 to make clean water 473 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,069 in Africa a reality. 474 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:36,040 Okay. 475 00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:37,999 If you guys are with me, 476 00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:37,999 let's do this. 477 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,189 Okay? 478 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,189 Invest in Pour. 479 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,079 Huh! 480 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,040 No! 481 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,040 That didn't count! 482 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,079 -That's in! 483 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,079 -No, that does not count! 484 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,130 That went in. 485 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,189 No, because your legs 486 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,189 crossed the line. 487 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,030 There's no line. 488 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,030 There's no line. 489 00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:53,149 That's the whole point! 490 00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:53,149 Yes! 491 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,039 -I don't see your line. 492 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,039 -Your legs crossed this one. 493 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,159 -I'm a renegade. 494 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,159 -No, it doesn't count. 495 00:10:56,179 --> 00:11:00,009 All right, you want to, uh, 496 00:10:56,179 --> 00:11:00,009 should we get back to it? 497 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,149 Yeah, sure. 498 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,060 So how long have you and this 499 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,060 Dory chick been together? 500 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,060 I don't know, 501 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,060 about three years. 502 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,180 Why? 503 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,200 What do you mean, "why"? 504 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:18,200 I do not see you two 505 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:18,200 together, dude. 506 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,070 Um... 507 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,150 I mean, like, 508 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,150 we're really good friends, 509 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,099 so we're really comfortable 510 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,099 with each other, 511 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,190 if that's what you mean. 512 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:30,010 Sounds like 513 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:30,010 you don't fuck. 514 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,039 No, we do. 515 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,999 Yeah, yeah. 516 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,999 We definitely do. 517 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:36,209 Not a lot lately, I guess, 518 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:36,209 'cause things have been 519 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:40,060 pretty stressful 520 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:40,060 around here, but, uh... 521 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,130 we do. 522 00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:46,219 [ Grace Mitchell's 523 00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:46,219 "Runaway" plays ] 524 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,229 ♪ I see myself 525 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,229 in your hazy eyes ♪ 526 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,129 ♪ Hands on my side, 527 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,129 moves just like mine ♪ 528 00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:05,109 ♪ I could feel you on my 529 00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:05,109 shoulder, I could die ♪ 530 00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:06,189 I really like this song. 531 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:11,020 I like songs that take 532 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:11,020 you there, you know? 533 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,169 Yeah. 534 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,100 Wait, didn't you say 535 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,090 you found a piece 536 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,090 of a check earlier? 537 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,230 Can I see it? 538 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,230 -Yeah. 539 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,170 This one? 540 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,170 -Yeah. 541 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,180 TW Brownway. 542 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,109 I'm a head Realtor 543 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,109 at TW Brownway. 544 00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:39,209 Wait, TW Brownway. 545 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,030 That's the company that 546 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,030 that crazy lady Lorraine 547 00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:43,139 I was telling you about -- 548 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139 that's the company 549 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139 that she worked for. 550 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139 Huh. 551 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,109 Maybe she actually 552 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,109 did know something. 553 00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,129 Yeah, no, no, no. 554 00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,129 That's interesting. 555 00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:52,079 TW Brownway is real estate, 556 00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:52,079 so... 557 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:56,030 I don't know, maybe they own 558 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:56,030 the Bellow & Hare building? 559 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,189 Yeah, but then 560 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,189 why would TW Brownway 561 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,000 be sending a check 562 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,000 to the cult? 563 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,199 Shouldn't it be 564 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,199 the other way around? 565 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,090 [ Breathes in deeply ] 566 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,090 Ooh, you feel that? 567 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,170 Hairs on the back of your neck 568 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,170 standing up on end. 569 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,010 What does Dory do 570 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,010 to turn you on? 571 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:15,009 [ Sighs ] 572 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:15,009 Uh, I don't know. 573 00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:17,199 Does she dance for you? 574 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,140 Yeah, like weddings. 575 00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:23,109 Does she bite your lip? 576 00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:27,169 No, but I understand 577 00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:27,169 what you're talking about. 578 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:31,090 Does she sit on your big, 579 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:31,090 fat snake? 580 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,100 You're a nice guy. 581 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,150 I'm tired of not knowing 582 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,150 where all the nice guys are. 583 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,230 Yeah, I have a girlfriend, 584 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,230 so I can't, uh, do this. 585 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:48,129 So does everybody. 586 00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:50,039 [ Sighs ] 587 00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:52,109 You got to go. 588 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:12,009 I've never been more 589 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:12,009 disrespected in my life. 590 00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:14,039 [ Music continues ] 591 00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,029 -This is crazy, right? 592 00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,029 -Yeah. 593 00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,129 -This is -- this is really good. 594 00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,129 -Yeah. 595 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,079 You don't think it's just, 596 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,079 like, a coincidence, right? 597 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,020 No, no. 598 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,020 You do this stuff long enough, 599 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,069 you realize there's no such 600 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,069 thing as coincidence. 601 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,020 In fact, 602 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,020 you know what I think? 603 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,019 What? 604 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,189 Shit, I'm gonna get myself 605 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,189 in trouble here. 606 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,050 No, why? 607 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:37,139 I just can't stop 608 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:37,139 looking at you. 609 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,069 Oh. 610 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,160 ♪ What if we just 611 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,160 want to dance? ♪ 612 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,129 I just find you stunning. 613 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,019 If you knew all the things 614 00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,079 I want to do to you 615 00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,079 right now... 616 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,110 [ Sighs ] 617 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,179 ♪ What if we want to dance? ♪ 618 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,100 ♪ Nothing else matters, 619 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,100 anyway ♪ 620 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,039 -You like that? 621 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,039 -Oh. 622 00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,179 Me and my buddies 623 00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,179 all got it. 624 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,190 I can't tell you what 625 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,190 it means, though, 626 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,150 'cause, you know, 627 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,150 we took an oath. 628 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,189 No, you don't have to tell me. 629 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,189 It's okay. 630 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:12,100 So sexy. 631 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,060 [ Cellphone ringing ] 632 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,040 Oh. 633 00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:18,009 Oh. 634 00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,179 Oh, shit. 635 00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,179 I got to take this. 636 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,020 Yeah, sure. 637 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,169 Yeah, huh? 638 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,060 Oh, Goddamn it. 639 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,060 That was today? 640 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,040 Oh, well, 641 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,040 isn't that perfect? 642 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,189 You know what, though? 643 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,189 Steven is not her father. 644 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:40,020 No -- hey! 645 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,229 Calm the fuck down! 646 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,129 Hello? 647 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,129 God! 648 00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:49,009 [ Sighs ] 649 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,110 Really sorry about that. 650 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,110 -Oh. 651 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,019 You know, 652 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,019 that's not the way 653 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,069 that I wanted to, you know, 654 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,069 tell you -- 655 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,160 I-Is everything okay? 656 00:15:57,179 --> 00:16:00,029 -No, it's my ex-wife. 657 00:15:57,179 --> 00:16:00,029 -Oh, right. 658 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,089 I have a daughter, 659 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,089 Caitlin. Mm. 660 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,090 Here, I got a picture 661 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,090 of her on here. 662 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,030 It's a while ago. 663 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,030 They grow up really fast. 664 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,209 Yeah, she's beautiful. 665 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,209 Yeah. 666 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:12,180 It was the only good thing 667 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:12,180 to come out of the marriage. 668 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,110 Right. 669 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,229 Just, divorce sucks. 670 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,229 -Yeah. 671 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,229 -It's the worst. 672 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,079 No. 673 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,079 I get it, you know? 674 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:24,020 [ Sighs ] 675 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:25,099 You know you make me feel 676 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,110 like the kind of man 677 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,110 I want to be? 678 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:30,199 You do. 679 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:30,199 I mean that. 680 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,010 Yeah. 681 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,039 I probably shouldn't even 682 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,039 say this so directly, 683 00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:41,189 but, you know, I really think 684 00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:41,189 I'm falling for you. 685 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,060 -Wow. 686 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,060 -I know, I know -- hey. 687 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,110 That's quick. 688 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,110 -No -- 689 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,179 I know, I know. 690 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,179 -Yeah, yeah. 691 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,090 It's very -- it's very soon, 692 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,090 you know? 693 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 694 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230 But you don't have 695 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230 to say anything. 696 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,089 -Okay, I won't. No, I won't. 697 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,089 -Don't say anything. 698 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,110 -You just let that marinate. 699 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,110 -Okay. 700 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159 Yeah, mm-hmm. 701 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159 You want to join me 702 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159 in the shower? 703 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,059 -No, I'm okay, actually. 704 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,059 -You sure? 705 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,220 I think I'm just gonna, 706 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,220 like, chill here 707 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,030 and look at my phone. 708 00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,119 -Okay. 709 00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,119 -Yep. 710 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:10,029 Oh, hey. You know, I was 711 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:10,029 thinking, TW Brownway -- 712 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,059 they cut rebate checks 713 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,059 for taxes, 714 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,019 so it's possible that could 715 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,019 be a coincidence, 716 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,209 but I think we should check it 717 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,209 out anyway. 718 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,190 Yeah, sure. 719 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,019 You sure 720 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,019 you don't want to join? 721 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,169 I got 722 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,169 a real nice body wash. 723 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,080 Smells like grapes. 724 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:34,109 ♪♪ 725 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,170 [ Keys clatter ] 726 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,150 -Hey. 727 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,150 -Hey. 728 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:53,150 Uh, neighbor came over earlier, 729 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:53,150 gave us a taser. 730 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:56,070 Oh. 731 00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,189 [ Chuckles ] 732 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:03,150 Hey, you think it'd be good 733 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:03,150 for us to have this, right? 734 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,030 You know, 735 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,030 so I can protect us. 736 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:09,059 Yeah. 737 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:17,150 Um, so I ordered 738 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:17,150 some Brooklyn Soul. 739 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,090 I wasn't sure 740 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,090 if you're hungry. 741 00:18:19,109 --> 00:18:20,199 Oh. 742 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,130 If you want any, 743 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,130 it should be here soon. 744 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,100 That was nice of you. 745 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:29,189 Uh, yeah, I just kind of 746 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:29,189 want to take a shower 747 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,160 and get into my PJs, 748 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,160 you know? 749 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,100 -Okay, yeah. 750 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,100 -Mm-hmm. 751 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,079 Hey, Dory, I got 752 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,079 to tell you something. 753 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,009 Um, okay, so, 754 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,009 you know the neighbor 755 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,169 came over with the taser. 756 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,100 Um, and I didn't 757 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,100 invite her over 758 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:47,009 or anything like that. 759 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,049 She just came and was, 760 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,049 like, hanging out, 761 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,229 and then one thing 762 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,229 led to another 763 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,019 and she put on some music, 764 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,179 and, uh, she started 765 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,179 dancing. 766 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,160 You know, 767 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,160 like sexy dancing. 768 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,050 Okay. 769 00:19:04,069 --> 00:19:05,149 And that was it. 770 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:08,090 I mean, she put on the music, 771 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:08,090 and then started, like, 772 00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,019 moving around the living room 773 00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,019 with her hips 774 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,079 and stuff like that, 775 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,129 and she, you know, 776 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,129 came close to me, 777 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,030 but then when I started to 778 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,030 realize what had happened, 779 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,019 I stopped the music 780 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,019 and I kicked her out. 781 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,039 And that's it. 782 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,089 There was no kissing 783 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,089 or anything -- 784 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:23,209 anything like that. 785 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,180 It was just that -- 786 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,180 dancing and then she's out. 787 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,220 [ Crying ] 788 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,170 Oh, my God. 789 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,170 Dory, are you upset? 790 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,170 No. 791 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,150 Hey, hey, look. 792 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,150 I'm so sorry. 793 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,220 Nothing happened. 794 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,220 I promise. 795 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,150 No, I know. 796 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,150 It's okay. 797 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,000 I am so sorry. 798 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,069 I swear, I would never do 799 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,069 anything to hurt you. 800 00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,019 I'm so sorry. 801 00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,019 I messed up. 802 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:53,120 I'm just tired. 803 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:53,120 I'm just really tired. 804 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,150 Are you sure? 805 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,200 I promise you. 806 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,020 You can tell me 807 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,020 if you're mad at me. 808 00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:59,119 It's okay. 809 00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:59,119 I understand. 810 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,150 Baby, I'm sorry. 811 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,150 -I'm just tired. 812 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:07,219 -You sure? 813 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:07,219 -Yeah. 814 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,129 So what's next for the great 815 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,129 Elliott Goss? 816 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,220 [ Sighs ] You know, I just want 817 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,220 to be good to myself. 818 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,160 You know, maybe drink 819 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,160 a little too much tonight, 820 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,070 find a heated pool, 821 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,070 invite a friend. 822 00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,159 You want me 823 00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,159 to be your friend? 824 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,150 Mm-hmm. 825 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170 Okay. 826 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170 Well, one last question. 827 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,060 Mm. 828 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:36,169 Um, you said in your sophomore 829 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:36,169 year of high school, 830 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160 you developed cancer, 831 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160 right? 832 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160 Mm-hmm. 833 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,000 It was like -- 834 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,000 it was like 15? 835 00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:42,139 -15, yeah. 836 00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:42,139 -Oh, my gosh. 837 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,110 I am still trying to wrap 838 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,110 my head around the fact 839 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,080 that you were bedridden 840 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,080 with stage-four lymphoma 841 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,179 while playing the physically 842 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,179 challenging lead role 843 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,150 of Mack the Knife. 844 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,050 Okay, so -- 845 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,050 so I was 16. 846 00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,069 You were 16. 847 00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,069 You were 16. 848 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,159 -16. 849 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,159 -Oh, my gosh. 850 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,020 -Always switch those two. 851 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,020 -Totally understand. 852 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229 Well, I'm just going 853 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229 to write that down 854 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:04,229 and check in with your 855 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:04,229 family, your friends, 856 00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:07,089 and your doctors 857 00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:07,089 just to make sure 858 00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,159 that everything 859 00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,159 is squared away. 860 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:14,030 You know, like the truth. 861 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,019 Hmm. 862 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,019 [ Chuckles ] 863 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,059 'Cause I feel 864 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,059 that our readers 865 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,119 are gonna want to know 866 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,119 who you really are. 867 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,179 I have to go 868 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,179 to the bathroom. 869 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 870 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100 It's right over there. 871 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,059 Yeah, I'm gonna pop out, 872 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,059 but you hang out. 873 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,019 -Thanks. 874 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,019 -And I'll be right back. 875 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,189 -Do you want another one? 876 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,189 -Yes. 877 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,020 I would love one. 878 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,020 Thank you. 879 00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:42,139 Mm-hmm. 880 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:53,220 [ Breathing heavily ] 881 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,070 ♪♪ 46743

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