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[ Intro to "Les Berceaux"

plays ]

♪ Le long du Quai,

les grands vaisseaux ♪

♪ Que la houle incline

en silence ♪

[ Whirring ]

What are you doing?

I decided to start

making my own seltzer.

Oh. Why?

Save the environment. Dory,

we're destroying the earth.

We need to give back.

Ooh.

Who is that?

Is that Shirley MacLaine?

No,

that's my missing friend.

She sent it

in one of the e-mails

that I stole

from her boyfriend.

Oh, my God.

I love that you did that.

You are so bad.

So, did you find

anything good?

Did you find

the killer?

Uh, well,

she's not dead.

Right.

She's still alive.

So, okay, I'm gonna read you

one of these e-mails.

She had, like,

a terrible roommate

who basically

abused her.

Here,

I'll read you one.

Subject is just

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

Okay.

"I hate, hate,

hate Penelope.

She tore my oil pastels

off the walls last night.

I can't take this abuse

any longer."

Oh, my God.

Dory!

And there's

You cracked it!

She's the killer!

Yeah, again, you know,

Chantal's not dead.

Thank God.

You know what I mean.

But, yeah.

I mean, the only thing is,

so now I'm trying to figure out

where her and Penelope lived,

and I can't.

I went on all social media,

called 411.

Nothing.

Aah!

Oh!

I can't make seltzer.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, Earth.

Can you pick up

some Poland Spring?

Yeah.

Um, while you're out,

if you could just

swing by Sundeep's office,

just see

if he's there.

You know what?

Don't. Don't do it.

Honestly,

I think he's --

I know he's not

at Rebecca's.

I-I completely trust him.

It's fine.

I trust him.

I trust him,

I trust him, I trust him.

♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

♪♪

You want a suspect?

That guy.

Yeah. Chantal used to nanny

for him and his wife.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hey, what's up?

Drew: Hey. I'm pretty sure

I got eyes on Nanny Daddy.

Who?

You remember?

He was that creepy guy

from the vigil,

the one who flirted

with Portia.

I'm pretty sure Chantal

used to nanny for him

or something.

Oh, yeah.

Anyway,

I just saw him on the train,

and guess what he was doing?

He was taking photos

up the skirts of ladies.

Ew!

Yeah, I know.

What the hell?

Drew.

You have to follow him.

No, no, no, no, no.

Please. Please. Please.

He's gonna go

into one of these buildings.

He's gonna go to work.

I'm not gonna follow him.

Come on. You can do this.

Isn't this exciting?

No!

Okay, look.

I-I'm already sweating

thinking about this, okay?

I'm not built

for snooping.

I'm some tall freak

with glasses, all right?

They're gonna notice me

right away.

Oh, my God.

What?

I'm being followed.

What?

That man --

That man's

following me again.

Who?

What are you talking about?

Wait. Wait. I don't know.

Wait, wait. What's happening?

You're being followed now?

I thought I was the one that

was doing the following.

Okay, I have to go.

Stop.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪♪

Aah!

Shit.

No! Stay away from me!

Stay away from me.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Don't move. Okay, I need help.

No. No, okay. All right. No.

This man's

been following me.

No, she doesn't need help.

Yes, I'm in danger. Stop it!

No, I'm not following you.

Stop! Help me!

Let me explain myself. Dory!

Huh?

Dory!

You don't have to be afraid.

How do you know

my name?

One cup of coffee.

We're gonna have

a cup of coffee.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know,

I'm embarrassed to admit

I've never really thought about

the privilege it is

to just hop in a cab,

you know?

Meanwhile,

in the Kimuli Village,

Adisa has to leave her four

children in a decaying shack

just to walk two miles

to retrieve unclean water.

Wow.

I can't wait to go back.

Real life, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, you know what?

When we work,

we really work.

Man: Where you going?

Brooklyn.

That's easy

for you to say, Marc.

I was the one

doing all the heavy lifting.

I literally

built a house.

Okay, Marc.

I did some soul-searching

while we were on the plane

while you

were watching "Hitch,"

and I've come to the realization

that deep down,

I'm a free bird.

Wait.

Elliott, are you actually

doing this right now?

We literally

just got back

from the most healing trip

of our lives,

and you're

breaking up with me?

We're gonna make

two stops.

Elliott.

[ Tires screech ]

Keith: Keep it.

You know...

you made quite a splash

up there

in Chappaqua.

With Chantal's mom.

That was just

a misunderstanding.

Mm-hmm.

So...

who hired you?

You know, Dory,

I started tailing you

because I thought you might know

where Chantal is.

Maybe you had something to do

with her disappearance.

Maybe you felt guilty,

wanted to confess something.

That I had something to do

with her disappearance?

I mean,

I'm not the guy

who's following

a young woman around,

you know,

day and night.

Right here.

Man:

Another soup here.

Is this not the best soup

in the whole world?

No.

No, no, no.

It's -- It's good.

Yeah.

Tell her.

Tell her it's the best.

It's very good.

It's the best.

Eh.

Mnh-mnh.

I don't actually think

that you're a suspect.

As far

as I can tell,

you have almost no relationship

to Chantal whatsoever.

So what

I can't figure out is...

why do you have

such a vested interest in this?

I just want

to find her.

You think she's alive?

I know she is.

That makes two of us.

♪♪

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Beep ]

I just forgot

my key card, so...

[ Alarm sounds ]

Yeah,

we got a walker.

♪ Stained glass,

church windows ♪

♪ See through your morals ♪

♪ Seven sins sticks you in ♪

♪ Treats you like children ♪

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Sir!

Excuse me.

Hi.

Do you -- Do you have

an appointment?

Can I help you?

Oh.

Yeah.

This is, um,

Quince Capital, huh?

Do you have

an appointment?

Yeah.

With?

Oh, with um...

Uh, Dotty Reikert?

D-Dotty Reikart?

Reikart. Yeah.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

Yeah,

from accounts payable.

Are -- Are you sure?

Oh, yes.

I'm pretty sure.

Oh, does she even have

an extension?

[ Chuckles ] Looks like

somebody gave her one.

"Penelope's parents

visited this weekend,

and now

I understand everything.

Her father has the same dead,

cold eyes as she does,

and I overheard her mother

say the 'N' word

to the guy

who installed our Wi-Fi.

They're Nazis."

[ Whistles ]

Yeah.

And that's

just a snippet.

I mean,

I have tons more.

Hmm.

Um, I want to, you know,

get in contact with her...

Mm-hmm.

...you know, and see where

she lives, but, uh, I just --

I don't know

how to find her.

So...

[ Scoffs ]

You know

where she lives, huh?

Yeah.

What do you think I do

for a living?

Make deviled eggs?

[ Chuckles ]

Well, maybe you could,

like, take me to her?

No.

Or introduce me?

No. No way.

But it's important,

though.

No, no. Not unless you start

getting honest with me.

Why are you

looking for Chantal?

Um...

Well...

Ever since

she went missing,

I've realized

that I overlooked her.

And it might sound,

you know, annoying,

but I feel like people

have overlooked me sometimes.

All right.

The family.

Chantal's family.

That's who I work for.

Well, what if

we worked together?

I mean,

I could help you.

All right.

But here's the thing.

I've got one goal,

and that's bring her home

safe and sound.

Mm-hmm.

Capiche?

Yes. Yes.

I totally capiche.

This is

on the Witherbottoms.

All right.

Dotty: I don't understand

who you are

or what this meeting

is about.

If we could just sit here,

uh, quietly for a few seconds,

that would really

help me out.

Did you not

get your check?

The computers

are acting real spotty today,

but if that's

what this is about, I can look.

But you could have

just called.

You need

to come with us.

I was just doing

what I was told.

I was just doing

what I was told!

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Glass shatters ]

We just came

for him.

Sorry to bother you,

ma'am.

Do I need a lawyer?

Do I need a lawyer?

Uh, this is yours, Dotty.

Sorry!

D-D-Do I need a lawyer?!

Looks like

this is it.

[ Sighs ] Yeah.

I guess so, yeah.

[ Knock on door ]

Just follow my lead.

Okay.

Hey.

Uh, we're looking

for Penelope.

Penelope:

Look at it.

Aww.

Aww, it's so cute!

Look at

its big, floppy ears!

I love bunnies!

Aww. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, bunny. You're so cute.

[ Chuckles ]

He's got little whiskers.

[ Chuckles ]

They go, "Mm, mm, mm."

[ Chuckles ]

You go, "hop."

Bunny, go hop.

Pbht!

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, are we -- are we sure

this is Chantal's apartment?

Or...

When you start turning

over rocks...

Oh, bunny.

You're cute!

...you're gonna find

some worms.

I'm your mommy.

[ Chuckles ]

And by worms,

I mean weird sex stuff.

I'm a bunny mommy.

You came out of my belly.

[ Chuckles ]

You know,

I have a bounty of gumdrops...

[ Gasps ]

...in my forever castle.

[ Gasps ]

Yaaaaaay!

♪ To the forever castle

we go ♪

♪ To the forever castle

we go ♪

♪ And that's where we live

together ♪

Okay, you guys,

thanks for coming.

That's the end

of the show.

You taught me

so many things, Mami.

When God turned the lights off

on our family,

you taught us

to be brave.

You taught me

how to talk to boys

and how

to get good grades.

And how to make empanadas

by hand for my little cousins.

Trina: Excuse me.

Did she just say

"empanadas?"

[ Stammers ]

What's going on?

Is she meant to be

Hispanic?

I remember someone brought it up

during casting,

but then

it got dropped.

I guess no one wanted

to be confrontational.

Both: ...ahora y en la hora

de nuestra muerte.

Amen.

[ Monitor flatlines ]

Penelope: All right,

that's it first-timers.

Leave your money in the crib

by the door.

Keith: Actually, we were hoping

to ask you a couple questions

about

Chantal Witherbottom.

Did she live here?

Uh, look.

I know the drill,

okay?

You don't know us.

You don't want to talk to us.

But maybe you want to talk

to my friend Andrew Jackson?

[ Sighs ]

Yeah.

She lived here.

Anything else?

We understand that you and

Chantal had some, uh, tensions

before her disappearance.

Keith: Mm.

Is that something you feel

comfortable elaborating on?

Well --

[ Scoffs ]

Why don't you try

living with a deadbeat

who leaves bowls of cereal

on the ground

so that the living room

turns into

a god damn

milk minefield?

You know, the world

is a better place without her.

Sorry, not sorry.

Did she have a problem

with your sex work?

Uh, no.

This is not sexual.

"Pretty Princess Penelope"

is non-interactive

intimacy experience

that allows one

to turn back the clock

and align themselves with

a more...wholesome adolescence.

It's called

helping people.

What the fuck

are you doing?

We're helping Chantal.

[ Scoffs ] Well.

Can you

show us her room?

Oh, my God.

Fine.

[ Horns honking ]

Hey, Gardner.

Dog pit.

Stat.

Have a seat.

So, what the hell?

I'm sorry, sir.

No, I'm just --

I'm -- I'm figuring,

you know,

you should have an opportunity

to explain yourself.

In regards to what,

sir?

In regards

to what were you doing

at Quince Capital

earlier today?!

It's very hard

for me to explain --

You know what, shut up,

'cause no one asked you to talk.

Well, you asked me to explain

what happened, so I was --

Shut up.

Yeah, okay.

Sorry about that, sir.

Sorry.

You know,

I actually was stupid enough

to think that you were serious

about this internship.

I am very serious

about it, sir.

I am very happy

to be here.

I'm grateful.

I am.

Do you have any idea

how it makes us look

when one of our interns goes

jacking off at another firm?

I-I was not

jacking off.

There was no

jacking off happening.

I j-- Look, I was there

because I thought, for --

You thought?

You had a thought.

You had an idea.

Well, I don't pay you to think.

Okay?

I pay you to sit in a cubicle

and look at your computer screen

and do what

I tell you to do.

To be honest, you don't

pay me at all, sir.

I'm an intern

at the company.

Sorry.

You think that's funny,

right?

You think this is a joke.

So, I want to ask you,

Mr. Smarty-pants intern --

If you were in my position,

what would you do?

How would you handle

this situation?

Would you fire you

if you were me?

Is that

what you would do?

No.

No, no, no, no.

No?

No, I wouldn't --

Well,

that's the wrong answer.

Okay, then, yes, I would.

I would.

Yeah?

Yeah, okay, I would --

Yeah, really?

That's what you would do?

You would actually

do that to yourself?

I guess.

[ Laughing ] Wow.

That's crazy, man.

[ Voice breaking ] I'm not sure

what you want me to say.

[ Cries ]

I'm so sorry.

I'm not sure

what you want me to say.

Just tell me

what to say.

[ Sobs ]

I made a mistake.

I messed up.

I need this job

more than anything.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You're not fired.

You're not fired. Okay?

You're not fired.

Just -- Just go.

Here it is.

Keith:

How come it's empty?

I kicked her out

for freeloading.

She wasn't paying rent?

Yeah, the dumb bitch owed me

like three months' worth.

God, I had to twice as many

playtimes to make up for it.

It was exhausting.

Uh, what's this?

Some crap she forgot.

I was gonna give it back to

her ugly family, but I forgot.

Oh.

I used to do the exact

same thing to my burned CDs.

I even had, like,

the same font.

Who are you talking to?

What's this?

I don't know.

I mean,

she was dating somebody new.

He probably gave it to her.

Can we not

talk about her anymore?

I just keep picturing,

like, old poop, you know,

that's, like,

sitting in water.

Yeah, okay.

It stinks.

Uh, do you mind

if we take this stuff?

No, you can't take it.

God, don't be weird.

You guys, I have to live stream

a sponge bath at 4:00,

and you really

need to leave, okay? Out.

[ Scoffs ]

Hate you.

[ Sighs ]

[ Both laugh ]

That was so bizarre.

I mean, I'm not judgy

about stuff like that normally,

you know, but, like,

what the hell?

Look, people are into

some weird shit.

Oh, man.

I just -- I wish

she would have given us

some of Chantal's stuff,

though.

That kind of sucks.

Well,

I was able to nab this.

What? Oh!

You stole that?

Yeah,

I got slight hands.

Is that a dog tooth?

So strange.

[ Chuckles ]

The mystery deepens.

It's kind of...

nice, actually.

Hey,

you should keep it.

Oh.

Well, it's evidence, no?

[ Chuckles ]

'Cause she said that Chantal,

you know, got a new boyfriend.

Eh, maybe it is,

maybe it's not.

You can always give it back

next time I see you.

We're partners,

right?

Yeah.

Yeah. [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Spanish music playing ]

[ Man humming ]

Excuse me, um,

can we go to Red Hook, please?

Thank you.

Good day!

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Wait.

Are you an artist?

You have

the arms of a potter.

Oh. No.

I mean, I studied

graphic design in school, but...

Aw, you're just being modest.

I can tell.

Let me know

if you need anything.

Okay.

Oh, actually, I, uh --

Yeah,

I was wondering --

I think this necklace

was bought here.

These sell really well.

Wolf's tooth.

For a pack leader.

Do you know, uh,

maybe who bought this here?

Like,

is there some kind of code

you could put into the system

and see, like,

whose credit card

was used to buy it?

They say every time

a wolf looses a tooth,

it is demoted

in rank.

But I've always been drawn

to the wounded.

Anything else

I can do for you?

No, I guess not.

You have

a beautiful store, though.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, um, me and my partner,

Edwin --

you've probably

heard of him --

we hold small gatherings here

with artists

and artisans

and craftspersons.

This Sunday's gonna be

a little more special, though.

You should come.

Oh, cool.

Okay, yeah.

I-I'll try and stop by.

Oh, I really hope

that's true.

Okay.

Hey!

Hi.

Oh, my God!

Dory.

Hey, Dor.

Thank you.

[ Smooching ]

Dory, we're all having

really bad days.

Dory: Oh, no.

Except for Drew.

I didn't really ask Drew.

It was not great.

Dory,

you look amazing.

You're literally glowing.

It's insane.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dory: Thanks.

Well, do you guys

want to hear something cool,

or are you guys

all too sad?

Let's hear it.

No, tell us.

We need happy.

Okay.

So...it turns out...

I have been being followed.

What?

What?

By a P.I.

A real P.I. that Chantal's

family hired to find her!

No.

It's just --

it's all, you know,

a lot bigger

than I even imagined.

Portia:

Dory! That's so cool!

I know!

And now I just, like,

I want to feel like,

you know, I want --

I want to do more.

I want to, like,

break into places

and, like, learn

slight-of-hand and stuff.

I'm gonna teach you

how to use a gun.

David, who's our prop master,

taught me how to use a gun.

Dory:

No, I don't want to use guns.

Elliott: No guns.

No.

There are no guns.

Portia:

You need to get a gun.

Wait, wait, wait.

What happened

with, uh, with Nanny Daddy?

Oh, yeah,

it was a bust.

I mean, like, he went to work,

and then I went to work, so...

Dory:

That's it?

Yeah. No, it's okay. It's okay.

Not every lead checks out, so...

Elliott:

Oh, my God.

I really, really love

that necklace.

Mm.

It's much nicer

than what you usually wear.

Well, thank you.

So, I was gonna get to that.

This is from a boutique shop

called Bellow & Hare.

No!

Dory: Yes.

No! No!

What?

That place is a cult,

Dory.

What?

I lost a very, very good friend

to Bellow & Hare.

I'm not kidding.

Oh, my God. Who?

Crisabel!

Yeah, she started going, and

then she started pulling away.

I'm sorry, like --

Wait. Oh!

Oh, my God.

I heard that place is evil!

Okay.

Is it weird

that I want to go?

♪ Le long du Quai,

les grands vaisseaux ♪

♪ Que la houle incline

en silence ♪

[ Floorboards creak ]

Hello?