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♪♪
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[ Synth-pop music plays ]
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Chantal?
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Chantal?!
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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I'll save you 400 pages.
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She dies at the end.
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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
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♪ Fluent seamen rig
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their rudders so they'll ♪
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Dory, she's dead. They found
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a blouse in the woods
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soaked in her own blood.
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No, I know that.
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But I saw her
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after the blouse was found.
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So she's alive!
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Dory, maybe it's possible
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you just saw someone
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that really, really
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looked like her.
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Yeah, like the time I thought
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that roller coaster operator
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was Matt Damon.
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I know how you feel,
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'cause I felt so stupid.
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That's not what this is,
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okay?
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I know I saw her.
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Now, you guys, you just have to
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believe me on this one.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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Okay, but don't you think
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it's kind of crazy
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that the moment you become
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obsessed with this girl,
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you just magically
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run into her?
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I'm not obsessed.
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And I'm not crazy.
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I didn't say you were crazy,
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Dory.
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Well, it was implied.
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Okay, yeah, why don't we
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just use our inside voices?
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Okay.
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Dory, no one
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thinks you're crazy.
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I think what El is just
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really trying to say is...
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you saw her.
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Okay, sure, sounds good.
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You know what?
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I mean, you don't
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have to believe me.
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Fine. I mean, the only people
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who have to believe me
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are the police.
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Dory, I just said
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I believe you.
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I know what I saw.
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I know what I saw. And you guys
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weren't there, so...
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You know, you're absolutely
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right. I was not there.
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I haven't been to Flushing
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since that guy on Craigslist
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paid me
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to throw candy at him.
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Mm. Flushing.
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I thought that you said
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you were in Chinatown.
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No, I said I was at
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a Chinese restaurant.
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Yeah,
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Chinese restaurant, cool.
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In Flushing.
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In Flushing.
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In Flushing.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Elliott.
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Ooh, in Flushing.
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Well, good to see everybody.
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Drew,
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where are you going?
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Mm, where am I going, yeah.
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Actually, I think
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I'm gonna go to Flushing.
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Yeah, I hear Flushing's awesome
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this time of year,
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so I'll probably be there.
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Can you just wait?
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No.
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See you guys.
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Elliott,
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Julian lives in Flushing.
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Oh, no.
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Did they not pay?
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Drew?
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What, Dory?
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What? [ Scoffs ]
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Are you --
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What?
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Are you mad at me
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or something?
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I don't know.
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You know what?
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I don't know about anything
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anymore.
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Yesterday, you scream at me
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in the middle of the street
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when I'm just trying
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to be nice,
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and then you go hang out
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with your ex-boyfriend?
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Okay, yes,
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I saw Julian.
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Cool.
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Okay, but don't make a thing
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out of this. Nothing happened.
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You know I would never --
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Then why lie?
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Why would you lie?
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I didn't lie.
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I just didn't say it.
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Oh.
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Okay, I really feel like
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you're just trying
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to find a reason
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to be mad at me.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Would you have ever yelled at
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Julian the way you yelled at me?
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Oh.
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I am sorry
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I yelled at you.
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Cool. Well,
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it's not about the yelling.
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Okay?
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Scoffs ]
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I got to go to work.
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So I thought it would be,
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you know,
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pretty valuable information
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to let you know
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that she's still alive.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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And when was the last time
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you saw her before last night?
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Six years, which I know
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sounds like a long time,
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but, you know, it doesn't feel
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that way with social media now.
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Okay. Well,
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thanks for coming in.
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Okay. I mean, is that it?
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What happens now?
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Oh, we wait
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and hope for the best.
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Wait and hope?
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We'll do the best we can.
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But she's an adult,
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and if what you say is true,
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I'm sure she's aware
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people are looking for her
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and she'll come home.
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But she needs help.
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And if she calls me,
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I'll be happy to help her.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess, uh...
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I'll just let you get back
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to shooting black teens,
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'cause that's obviously
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all you do.
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Whoa! What the hell
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did you just say to me?!
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry, I realize that that was
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a very big thing to say,
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and I-I didn't mean it.
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You obviously
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just work behind a desk.
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You know what?
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Get the fuck out of my office.
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Okay, sorry.
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Sorry.
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[ Water runs ]
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[ Sighs, clears throat ]
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Damn it.
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[ Sniffles ]
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[ Sniffles ]
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Police are useless.
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I feel like I spent
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the last hour talking to a wall.
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[ Water runs ]
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I mean, it's like,
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how many people come in here
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and tell you they actually saw
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their missing friend?
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They didn't even care.
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Wait. I'm sorry --
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Who's your missing friend?
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Um, Chantal Witherbottom.
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Are you kidding me?
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I saw her, too.
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[ Gasps ]
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She was gone.
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I mean, I looked
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in every direction,
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and I yelled for her,
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and nothing.
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So if you saw her at 10:30,
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that must have been, like,
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right after I saw her.
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Yeah.
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How do you,
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uh, know Chantal?
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Oh,
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through family matters.
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Oh.
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Yeah, she was always there
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for me.
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God...
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I'm so happy that
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I bumped into you.
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And, you know, 'cause...
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I -- I was starting
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to doubt myself there.
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Dory...
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it's called fate.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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The fire had blocked all
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the exits on our floor,
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and the snack room
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was engulfed in flames.
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Now, I had two options --
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wet my shirt
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with my chai latte,
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which I was enjoying,
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and used it as a damp mask
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to breath through,
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or run to the elevators
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and wait for it to arrive.
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Well, considering that I'm
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standing here before you today,
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which one do you think
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I chose?
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, intern,
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put the phone away.
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Okay, let's talk
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fire extinguishers.
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By a show of hands,
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how many of you think
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there are two fire extinguishers
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on this floor?
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How many of you think
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there are three?
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I think there's three.
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How many of you
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think there are four?
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-I'll go four.
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You're all wrong.
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There are seven.
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Whoa.
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Okay, now we'll talk about axes
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for a while.
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The blood spatter is typical,
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Lieutenant.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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But...
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the interesting thing here
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is...
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well,
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come see for yourself.
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I'm assuming
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that's not paint.
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[ Chuckles ]
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No, ma'am.
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That red there,
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that is blood.
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They say a great artist
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is willing to die for her work.
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The question is, is she willing
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to die for someone else's?
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And cut.
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[ Bell rings ]
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That was so good.
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You're so good.
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Look, I'm just learning --
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Good job, everyone.
301
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Let's just do one more
302
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from the top.
303
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[ British accent ]
304
00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:43,079
Do we have to?
305
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I think we've got it.
306
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There was a boom shadow,
307
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so, yeah,
308
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we got to do another one.
309
00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,200
[ Scoffs ] Can't we
310
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just fix it in post
311
00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:51,210
like we do
312
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with Elana's arm fat?
313
00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:54,010
Sorry, so should I --
314
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Um, I'm sorry...
315
00:07:56,149 --> 00:08:00,139
[ Indistinct talking ]
316
00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,010
You're such a good writer.
317
00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,010
Oh, thanks.
318
00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:05,189
Was that sort of what you were
319
00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:05,189
looking for when you wrote it?
320
00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:07,229
Yeah.
321
00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:07,229
You make my job easy.
322
00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,149
Really?
323
00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:13,010
Okay. Thank you.
324
00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:13,010
[ Chuckles ]
325
00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:16,039
Hey, can I ask you kind of like
326
00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:16,039
a writery question?
327
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,220
Uh, yeah, sure.
328
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,190
Okay. Hypothetical.
329
00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:22,089
If there was a missing girl
330
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and the police,
331
00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,220
like, found her blouse
332
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and it had blood on it,
333
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,040
would you, being an accomplished
334
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,040
crime writer,
335
00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,030
assume that that means
336
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that she's dead?
337
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I mean, are we talking
338
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about a good show?
339
00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:33,999
About real life?
340
00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:35,999
Then, yeah, I'd say
341
00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:35,999
she's probably dead.
342
00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:38,139
[ Gasps ]
343
00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,079
That's what I've been thinking
344
00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,079
the whole time.
345
00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:45,139
[ Pop music playing softly,
346
00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:45,139
bell rings ]
347
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Hi. Excuse me, do you have these
348
00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:53,119
in a sma--
349
00:08:53,139 --> 00:08:55,999
Oh, my God.
350
00:08:53,139 --> 00:08:55,999
Mark, this is insane.
351
00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,229
I had no idea
352
00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,229
you were working today.
353
00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,079
Why wouldn't I be?
354
00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,079
[ Laughs ]
355
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,080
You're hilarious.
356
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,080
Uh-huh.
357
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,160
Um, here, walk with me
358
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,160
while I try these one.
359
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:07,109
How was your weekend,
360
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:07,109
by the way?
361
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:07,109
Oh, so lovely.
362
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,019
Luke took me
363
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,019
to the Cloisters
364
00:09:09,039 --> 00:09:10,999
because his aunt
365
00:09:09,039 --> 00:09:10,999
is the horticulturist there.
366
00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:12,219
So she wanted to show us
367
00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:12,219
the corn poppies.
368
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,170
His family
369
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,170
are such flower nerds.
370
00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,190
It's kind of adorable.
371
00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,140
Hand me those.
372
00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,140
Okay.
373
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,149
It's actually insane
374
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,149
that you say that,
375
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:25,219
because I had most incredible
376
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:25,219
orgasm last night.
377
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,010
Do you remember those guys
378
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,010
Lilo and Kotto?
379
00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,069
They used to be in charge
380
00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,069
of those, like, Wednesday
381
00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,069
night things.
382
00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,220
Do you remember that?
383
00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,220
Mm.
384
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,190
Anyway, one thing
385
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,190
led to another,
386
00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,140
and I ended up having
387
00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,140
a threesome with them
388
00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:38,039
at the Transportation Museum,
389
00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:38,039
essentially by accident.
390
00:09:38,059 --> 00:09:41,089
What do you think
391
00:09:38,059 --> 00:09:41,089
of these?
392
00:09:38,059 --> 00:09:41,089
I think
393
00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:43,120
What are you doing
394
00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:43,120
tonight?
395
00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:45,149
I'm sort of deciding
396
00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:45,149
between three things.
397
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,199
Mm-mm. I heard about a party
398
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,199
that I'm throwing.
399
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,000
Oh, really?
400
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,000
What is it?
401
00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:52,089
It's at Ramona's,
402
00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:52,089
just a few friends.
403
00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:55,190
Nothing elaborate.
404
00:09:55,210 --> 00:10:00,150
Well, then, I guess I am now
405
00:09:55,210 --> 00:10:00,150
deciding between four things.
406
00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:02,189
[ Chuckles ]
407
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,220
There was no way in hell that
408
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,220
I was gonna show up to work
409
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,020
with my forehead stained
410
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,020
with pink dye like a lunatic.
411
00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:09,179
[ Both laugh ]
412
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,200
I mean, could you imagine me
413
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,200
bossing people around like that?
414
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,100
No.
415
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,140
So where do you
416
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,140
boss people around?
417
00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:20,219
Oh. I'm a head Realtor
418
00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:20,219
at T.W. Brownway.
419
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,090
I don't know how acquainted
420
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,090
you are with the, uh, company,
421
00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:26,050
but it's pretty high-end.
422
00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,090
I really love my job,
423
00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,090
I do.
424
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,080
It's my calling.
425
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,080
Yeah?
426
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,150
What do you do?
427
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:34,139
Oh, I, uh...
428
00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:38,189
I work as an assistant, um,
429
00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:38,189
to a lady who's married.
430
00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:40,210
Oh.
431
00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:40,210
It's pretty meaningless.
432
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:45,160
I'm just tired of things
433
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:45,160
that don't matter.
434
00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:46,219
Yes.
435
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,210
There is literally
436
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,210
a person out there right now
437
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:54,040
who is begging for help
438
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:54,040
but is too scared to ask for it.
439
00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:57,119
You're right.
440
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,170
Chantal is in danger.
441
00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:02,180
What?
442
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,180
Yes.
443
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,030
And...
444
00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:11,059
We can't talk about this
445
00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:11,059
here.
446
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,120
Let's go to my place.
447
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,189
Okay.
448
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:19,010
Hey, buddy. Um, they got my name
449
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:19,010
wrong at the thing,
450
00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:20,199
so they gave me
451
00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:20,199
an extra milkshake.
452
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,160
Uh, I want to be clear, I didn't
453
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,160
get this for you or anything,
454
00:11:23,179 --> 00:11:25,049
but if you want do want it,
455
00:11:23,179 --> 00:11:25,049
you can take --
456
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,190
No, no, no, no, it's good.
457
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,190
It's -- I'm good.
458
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:28,210
But, actually, can we walk
459
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:28,210
in this direction?
460
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,080
I need to head uptown.
461
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,120
Aye, aye, captain.
462
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,120
[ Chuckles ]
463
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,120
Great.
464
00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:37,009
Yeah, so it's a pretty nice
465
00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:37,009
neighborhood, uh, overall,
466
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,189
minus the construction.
467
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:41,130
It's kind of grotesque to cover
468
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:41,130
up this beautiful architecture
469
00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:43,079
with scaffolding, you know?
470
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:47,050
I mean, scaffolding, although
471
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:47,050
it isn't dangerous, is so ugly.
472
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,200
I mean,
473
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,200
there's got to be --
474
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,200
Dude, I'm sorry,
475
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,230
but can we actually start
476
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,230
talking about Dory?
477
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:52,119
I mean, that is why
478
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:52,119
you wanted to meet up.
479
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:54,169
I just find all this small-talk
480
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:54,169
pretty unnecessary.
481
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,050
Yeah, yeah.
482
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,050
Awesome.
483
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,140
No, we can switch gears to that
484
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,140
if that's what you want.
485
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:02,109
[ Sighs ] So?
486
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:04,169
Yeah, so, um...
487
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:04,169
All right.
488
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,020
I guess I just wanted
489
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,020
to, um, say that...
490
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:11,049
I'm not very comfortable with
491
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:11,049
Dory hanging out at your place
492
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,060
like that.
493
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,050
Okay.
494
00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:16,210
Is that it?
495
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,050
Are you sure that's all
496
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,050
you wanted to ask me?
497
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,050
Yeah.
498
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,150
You don't want to ask me
499
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,150
if I slept with Dory?
500
00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:23,229
No, go ahead.
501
00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:23,229
Go ahead, ask me.
502
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,219
[ Sighs ]
503
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,219
Did you?
504
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,110
[ Laughs ]
505
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:29,229
Hey, is that a yes or a no,
506
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:29,229
Julian?
507
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,129
Come on, dude,
508
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,129
look at yourself.
509
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,059
You are standing
510
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,059
in the middle of the street
511
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,120
with two milkshakes talking to
512
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,120
your girlfriend's ex-lover.
513
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:38,059
That seems pretty pathetic.
514
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,180
I don't think it's pathetic.
515
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,180
I actually think it's mature.
516
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,060
And also I'm holding this
517
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,060
'cause it's a mistake!
518
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:48,020
I didn't get two milkshakes
519
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:48,020
on purpose.
520
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,189
I didn't fuck Dory.
521
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,189
Cool.
522
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:53,010
Thanks for not
523
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:53,010
fucking my girlfriend.
524
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:53,010
Yeah.
525
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:54,209
You know what? Actually,
526
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:54,209
I think I'm the one
527
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,000
who's being the adult
528
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,000
about this.
529
00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:58,209
Whoa, whoa!
530
00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:00,010
Really?!
531
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,999
Okay.
532
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,999
Sorry about that. Oh.
533
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:06,079
I'm sorry I'm making you walk
534
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:06,079
so far in those cute shoes.
535
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,180
Where did you get them?
536
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,170
I'm always on the lookout
537
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,170
for the best things.
538
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:11,230
Uh, uh, I don't know.
539
00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:14,079
You know, Dory, um...
540
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,210
we actually passed my building
541
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,210
about 10 blocks ago.
542
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,150
Oh.
543
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,150
I'm probably
544
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,150
being paranoid,
545
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:22,099
but I'd rather be paranoid
546
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:22,099
than stupid.
547
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,110
Paranoid about what?
548
00:13:25,129 --> 00:13:27,109
Are -- are we
549
00:13:25,129 --> 00:13:27,109
being followed?
550
00:13:27,129 --> 00:13:30,109
Don't be so obvious,
551
00:13:27,129 --> 00:13:30,109
okay?
552
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:32,179
Is it him?
553
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,060
Stop.
554
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,060
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
555
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,100
We don't want people to know
556
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,100
that we're suspicious.
557
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,060
Who? I-Is it the same people
558
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,060
who are after Chantal?
559
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,020
You know they
560
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,020
broke into my building?
561
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,079
Replaced half
562
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,079
of my electronics.
563
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,180
They didn't steal them,
564
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,180
they replaced them
565
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,020
as if I wouldn't
566
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,020
freakin' notice.
567
00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,049
What? Why?
568
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,210
You know, Dory,
569
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:55,040
they own the most prestigious
570
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:55,040
buildings in Midtown.
571
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:58,159
Who?
572
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:58,159
Is it your real-estate company?
573
00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:00,219
I don't know if you want to
574
00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:00,219
go down that road, Dory.
575
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,030
I mean,
576
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,030
you already know too much.
577
00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:05,229
Okay, that guy's still
578
00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:05,229
walking this way.
579
00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:07,149
Shit.
580
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:12,089
Quick! Let's go into that bodega
581
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:12,089
for a second.
582
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,230
[ Middle Eastern music plays ]
583
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,129
Just buy a couple of waters
584
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,129
or something.
585
00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:16,229
You, out!
586
00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:16,229
What?
587
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:18,109
You, out, out,
588
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:18,109
out, out, out!
589
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:18,109
Excuse me.
590
00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:19,169
Not you.
591
00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:19,169
You can never come in here.
592
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,100
How dare you
593
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,100
talk to me this way!
594
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,160
Your friend is crazy.
595
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,160
Get her out of here, please!
596
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,229
What?
597
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,229
No, I am not, Dory.
598
00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:27,149
I've never even met this man.
599
00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:29,999
This is the first time I've even
600
00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:29,999
stepped foot in this bodega.
601
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:32,179
You know me.
602
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:32,179
She comes in here
603
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:32,179
every week
604
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,230
and make a huge mess
605
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,230
and yell at everyone.
606
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:37,089
What did you just say about me,
607
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:37,089
you freaking rat?!
608
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,130
Get out. I am calling
609
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,130
the police. Get out!
610
00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,109
Hey!
611
00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,109
I am a paying customer.
612
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:44,109
You cannot call the freakin'
613
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:44,109
police on me, you fucking rat!
614
00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:46,219
I'm a rat, you're a damn pig!
615
00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:46,219
You get out!
616
00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:46,219
A pig?
617
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,170
What is your name?!
618
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,170
You don't need to
619
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,170
know my name.
620
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,210
What is your name?!
621
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,210
You don't need to
622
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,210
know my name.
623
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,230
Who is your manager?!
624
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,230
I am the manager!
625
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,139
I know my rights!
626
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,139
See, I'm right here.
627
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,199
You're not the manager!
628
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,199
I am --
629
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,199
right here, right now.
630
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,110
You don't even know
631
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,110
how to speak English!
632
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,219
Okay, so I finally get aboard
633
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,219
the yacht when it hits me.
634
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,180
I'm like, "Okay, this weekend
635
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,180
is gonna be literally just me
636
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,090
and, like, three very famous
637
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,090
pro wrestlers."
638
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,230
Of course, I've never
639
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,230
heard any of their names.
640
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,039
[ Both laugh ]
641
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,039
'Cause I'm Jewish.
642
00:15:11,059 --> 00:15:12,109
I'm so sorry, you guys.
643
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,139
Hang tight
644
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,139
while I attend to sabotage.
645
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:28,220
♪♪
646
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:36,199
[ Indistinct conversations ]
647
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,080
Hi.
648
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,200
Hey.
649
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,030
How was your day?
650
00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:43,179
Um...weird.
651
00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:43,179
It was weird.
652
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,070
Hey, hey, hey! Hi.
653
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,070
Oh, hi!
654
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,110
[ Smooching ]
655
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:48,009
Hey!
656
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:48,009
Hi. Oh, hey, Drew.
657
00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,139
Oh, my gosh,
658
00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,139
how was your day?
659
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,009
It was okay.
660
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,009
Mine was so good.
661
00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:52,119
Yeah?
662
00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:52,119
Yeah.
663
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:54,059
It was the first day
664
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:54,059
of my new show.
665
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:54,059
Oh, yeah.
666
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,130
I can't believe I was struggling
667
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,130
with my inferiority complex
668
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:58,179
all day because I was there,
669
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:58,179
and I was like,
670
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,000
"I'm good at this."
671
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,000
Right.
672
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,209
I know, I always --
673
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,209
I always tell you that.
674
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,209
The flight attendant
675
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,040
'cause she's, like, obsessed
676
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,040
with getting something
677
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,040
out of her shoe.
678
00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:07,209
And the only thing
679
00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:07,209
I could think to do --
680
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,110
Silence, silence!
681
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,110
Just one second.
682
00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,009
I'm just gonna --
683
00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,009
Shh!
684
00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:13,079
Wrap that up.
685
00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:13,079
I'll finish it.
686
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,220
Wrap that up.
687
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,220
I'll tell you later.
688
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,050
Okay.
689
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,180
We're gonna order --
690
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,150
Whoa!
691
00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:21,029
Yeah.
692
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:24,079
We've ordered a few nibbles,
693
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:24,079
um, maybe some olives,
694
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,010
a cheese plate if you guys
695
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,010
are excited about that.
696
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,159
Um, but right now,
697
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,159
I want to take this moment
698
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,049
to thank all of you
699
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:35,050
and say that I love everyone
700
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:35,050
that I invited here tonight.
701
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,160
Uh, some of you,
702
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,160
I've know for years...
703
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,179
Whoo!
704
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,200
Some of you,
705
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,200
I've never met at all.
706
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,200
No, we've met.
707
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,200
We haven't met.
708
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,230
Uh, so not to get too intimate,
709
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,230
um...
710
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:47,149
but when I was in high school,
711
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:51,079
I was diagnosed with
712
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:51,079
Stage 4 lymphoma.
713
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,080
And it was frightening,
714
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,080
and it was disturbing,
715
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,230
and it was beautiful.
716
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:59,029
And I learned to take friendship
717
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:59,029
very seriously, okay,
718
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:03,119
because the greatest lesson I
719
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:03,119
learned in that entire time...
720
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:06,169
is that you can't fight a war
721
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:06,169
alone.
722
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,120
[ Voice breaking ]
723
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,120
You need an army.
724
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,020
[ Chuckles ]
725
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,020
So I celebrate life tonight.
726
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:15,209
Even if that means throwing
727
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:15,209
a party for no reason at all.
728
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:18,090
I love you guys.
729
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:18,090
You are my chosen family.
730
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:21,079
Okay? Especially you, Mark.
731
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,209
My boyfriend.
732
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,210
Come here.
733
00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:28,019
Can we just talk
734
00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:28,019
for one second?
735
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,149
Look, about the Julian stuff,
736
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,149
I just want to apologize.
737
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,080
You really don't have to,
738
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,080
I promise.
739
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:33,999
I -- I don't know why
740
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:33,999
I didn't tell you.
741
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,089
I-I really should have.
742
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:37,009
Now, just hear me out,
743
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:37,009
all right?
744
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:37,009
Mm-hmm.
745
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:40,209
I'm sorry, and I want to let
746
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:40,209
you know I trust you so much.
747
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:43,150
And I'm not gonna freak out
748
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:43,150
again or get jealous --
749
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,160
Dory!
750
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:47,090
Eight and a half, right?
751
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,019
W-What are you doing here?
752
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,139
We got to get these on and get
753
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,139
out of here as soon as possible.
754
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,040
Who are all these people?
755
00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:55,059
You didn't tell them anything,
756
00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:55,059
did you?
757
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:56,999
No.
758
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:56,999
Hi, I'm Drew.
759
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,049
I'm Dory's boyfriend.
760
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,049
Oh, hi.
761
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:01,139
Hi, Drew.
762
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:01,139
Very nice to meet you.
763
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:01,139
Hi.
764
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,200
Nice to meet you.
765
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,150
Are you guys
766
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,150
going together?
767
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah, we date.
768
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,169
Yeah?
769
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,169
Did you have sex yet?
770
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:10,200
Yeah.
771
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:10,200
Dory, who is this?
772
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,100
Why is this man
773
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,100
looking at my breasts?
774
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,100
I'm not looking
775
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,100
at your breasts.
776
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,069
You were totally
777
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,069
looking at my breasts.
778
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,059
I'm absolutely not
779
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,059
looking at your breasts.
780
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,039
Dory, this man is sick.
781
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,039
He's the Prince of Darkness.
782
00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:20,219
You can tell by
783
00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:20,219
those black eyes.
784
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,010
My eyes are as blue as the sea,
785
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,010
so...
786
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,010
Here's cheese, you guys.
787
00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:25,089
[ Screams ]
788
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:26,189
[ All screaming ]
789
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,090
Let go of her!
790
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,029
Get away!
791
00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:32,019
Oh, my God!
792
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,119
Let's go!
793
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,119
No, no, no.
794
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,119
No, no, I'm not with her.
795
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,230
They're after me!
796
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,230
Sir!
797
00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:38,199
No,
798
00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:38,199
they're after you, too!
799
00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:38,199
Oh, my god!
800
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:42,040
[ Sobbing ]
801
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:45,099
My God, I'm still shaking.
802
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:45,099
I'm fully shaking, look.
803
00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,199
Just breathe through it, babe.
804
00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,199
Just breathe.
805
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:53,030
Hey, who was she talking about
806
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:53,030
when she said they're after you?
807
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,149
Who knows?
808
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,149
I mean, she's psychotic.
809
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,160
You know, she said
810
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,160
she knew stuff about Chantal.
811
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,070
Obviously, she didn't.
812
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,070
She just made it all up.
813
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:03,159
But, I, like,
814
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:03,159
I wanted to believe it,
815
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,000
'cause I, like, wanted it
816
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,000
to be real or something.
817
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,089
I should go to the hospital,
818
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,089
right?
819
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,159
I could be hurt, and I
820
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,159
probably don't know it.
821
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,159
You know what I mean?
822
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,190
Could be
823
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,190
really fucking hurt.
824
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,170
No, she's just --
825
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,170
She's probably dead.
826
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:17,000
She's probably just dead.
827
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:17,000
You said you saw her.
828
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,039
Mm.
829
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,039
If you said you saw her,
830
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,039
she's alive.
831
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,069
No, I think I'm crazy
832
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,069
and she's dead.
833
00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:23,079
Dory, don't say that.
834
00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:23,079
You're not crazy.
835
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,029
I promise you're not crazy.
836
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,029
I believe you.
837
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:29,099
You know, I think that if --
838
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:29,099
if you think that you saw her,
839
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,999
then I think
840
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,999
you definitely saw her.
841
00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:34,019
Thanks.
842
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:38,039
But I got to say, let it...
843
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:38,039
let it all go.
844
00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:39,179
I mean,
845
00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:39,179
all things considered,
846
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,070
it does sound like you
847
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,070
had a really cool day.
848
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:54,029
Is your wrist okay?
849
00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:57,059
Yeah.
850
00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:57,059
Yeah, it's fine.
851
00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,009
[ Sighs ] You gonna be up
852
00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,009
a little longer?
853
00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:02,019
Yeah,
854
00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:02,019
just a little bit.
855
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:03,119
Okay.
856
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:06,000
Till like 4:00 A.M.,
857
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:06,000
or what?
858
00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:07,069
Yeah.
859
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,039
Yeah, okay.
860
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:13,069
Oh.
861
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:13,069
Brush your teeth.
862
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,189
Gavin:
863
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,189
Okay, it's on, go.
864
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:27,140
Hey, everyone!
865
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:27,140
It's me -- Chantal!
866
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,150
Um, I was challenged by my
867
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,150
sister, Catherine Witherbottom,
868
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,020
to do
869
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,020
the ice bucket challenge.
870
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,189
And I nominate Gavin Rolf!
871
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,070
[ Laughs ]
872
00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:39,129
Just do it!
873
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,040
Okay.
874
00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:43,069
[ Screams ]
875
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,110
[ Pop music plays ]
876
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:07,010
Dory: [ Shuddering ]
877
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:09,079
Okay.
878
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:13,040
♪ Mm ♪
879
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:17,089
♪ I lie awake at night ♪
880
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,069
May I sit next to you,
881
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,069
sweetheart?
882
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:21,129
Sure.
883
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:25,030
♪ Lights of flesh and bites ♪
884
00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:29,169
♪ She said, "Go, go, go" ♪
885
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:33,230
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
886
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:39,029
♪ You should go, go, go ♪
887
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:43,089
♪ Go, go, go ♪
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