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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:03,602 -[ Sighs loudly ] 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,105 -Aw, what's wrong? 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:10,275 Not having a care in the world getting you down? 4 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,544 -It's Nora's and my three-month anniversary. 5 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,146 -Aww. -Aww. 6 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,382 -And I want to take her out and do something nice. 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,616 -Aww! -Aww! 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,318 -So, can I have 40 bucks? 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,321 -Aww! No! 10 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,890 -Mom, please! -Here's $20. 11 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,559 Fold it in half, and it looks like $40. 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,895 -But I want to do something really big and special. 13 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,930 -Aw, you heteros and your grand gestures 14 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,833 to cover up your bad communication. 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,002 -Girls don't need all that. Just be nice to her. 16 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,804 Tell her she's pretty. It's classic. 17 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,472 And it's free. 18 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:45,511 -If you're done giving bad advice, can I go? 19 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:49,515 Tonight there is a supermoon. 20 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:53,118 You just take Nora's hand and look up 21 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:57,423 and let the magic of the supermoon do the rest. 22 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:00,159 -Actually, the supermoon is just a regular moon 23 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,261 that's in its closest position to the Earth's orbit, 24 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:06,532 making the lunar disk look larger than usual. 25 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,667 -Go before you catch this. 26 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,672 Pero cuidado! 27 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:18,243 The supermoon makes people do super-romantic things. 28 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,256 -♪ This is it ♪ 29 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,958 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa ♪ 30 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,860 ♪ One day at a time ♪ 31 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,831 -This is so beautiful. 32 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,166 -I really outdid myself. 33 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,839 -If I wasn't already pregnant, I'd say, "Let's go make a baby." 34 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,740 -[ Laughs ] 35 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,844 Oh, I can't wait to see our little Schnavery! 36 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:53,445 -Schnavery. -Ha ha! 37 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,849 Do you love it? -No, I hate it. 38 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,117 But I love you. 39 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,818 -I love you, too. 40 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,187 I have never been so happy in my life. 41 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:03,922 -Oh, me, too. 42 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:07,693 -Which is crazy, because I literally own one of everything. 43 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,028 -I own three. 44 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,699 Whoever said rich people can't be happy hasn't met us. 45 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,835 -If somebody would have told me 10 years ago that I'd be sober 46 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,470 and with the love of my life, I would have said, 47 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:22,641 "Hey, bartender, you're not my therapist." 48 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,844 I was always too scared to let anyone in. 49 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:29,314 Figured if they saw the real me, they'd head for the hills. 50 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:33,519 Or the ocean, depending on traffic. 51 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,354 But you saw me. 52 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,023 And you stayed. 53 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,925 -I'm always going to stay. 54 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,696 Forever. 55 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:48,233 -Avery, I can't wait to have this baby with you. 56 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,035 -[ Chuckles ] 57 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,703 Then we have to have two more, 58 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,340 'cause, you know, three of everything. 59 00:02:57,545 --> 00:03:01,046 -Well, I guess there's only one thing left for me to do -- 60 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,214 clean up after myself. 61 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:05,651 -I'll get the tape measure. 62 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,986 -Let's go back downstairs. 63 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,889 -Ah. You did such a great job on the rooftop. 64 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,860 They're gonna love it. 65 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,399 -I love it! 66 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:23,735 Everything looks beautiful, especially in the light 67 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,839 of the exactly-the-same-size- as-every-other-night moon. 68 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,208 -You know, scientifically speaking, 69 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,609 the actual name of the supermoon is... 70 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,110 perigee syzygy. -Perigee syzygy. 71 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:35,047 -I love when you talk nerdy to me! 72 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,616 -Perigee syzygy. -Ohh. 73 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:42,120 I'm really so happy we're staying together for college. 74 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,589 It takes a load off, 75 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,791 and now I really can't wait till I'm at Yale. 76 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,359 -And I can't wait till I'm at 77 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,929 the equally prestigious Quinnipiac University. 78 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:54,633 They call it the "Yale of Connecticut." 79 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,635 It really is beautiful up here. 80 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,737 -Yeah. 81 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,441 I wonder who did all of this. 82 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,911 I mean, at least we get to use it. 83 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:09,147 Think of it as recycled romance -- 84 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,949 great for the environment. 85 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,651 -That's so hot. 86 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:16,121 I mean the Earth, but also you. 87 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:19,458 -So, we're up here... 88 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,093 alone. 89 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,829 Should we, you know... 90 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,732 watch the new episode of "Batwoman"? 91 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:30,302 -Ruby Rose in a bat-suit? Sign me up! 92 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:33,505 I love how we're so open with each other about our crushes. 93 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,940 -Totally. 94 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,608 Who else do you have a crush on? 95 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:41,747 -Ellen Page, Halsey, Samira Wiley, Hermione Granger. 96 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,649 -Wow. 97 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,852 Four people just flew right out... 98 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,254 one on a broomstick. 99 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,823 -Come on. You've got some, too. 100 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,626 -Okay. I guess... 101 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,630 Emma Gonzalez and Janelle Monáe and Tanya the barista. 102 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,032 -Who's Tanya? 103 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,667 -That super-cute barista 104 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,502 that works in the coffee shop on the corner. 105 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:06,805 -Oh. I thought we were doing celebrity crushes, 106 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,975 not real people who work and/or live in our neighborhoods. 107 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,111 -I'm so sorry. 108 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,513 I probably only have a crush on her 109 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,847 because she gives me coffee. 110 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,650 I just have a crush on caffeine. 111 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,485 -Elena, it's okay. 112 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,321 This is good. -Yeah. 113 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:26,525 Look at us just freely talking about who we find attractive. 114 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,527 -We're so evolved. 115 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,795 -Great. 116 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,497 -Great! 117 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,900 -Great. -Great. 118 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,335 [ Footsteps ] 119 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,703 Someone's coming. 120 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,204 -It's probably who all of this is for. 121 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,340 -Will they be mad? -Yeah. 122 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:43,809 I ate all of these chocolate hearts before you got here. 123 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,479 -This is so romantic. 124 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,381 I can't believe you did all this for me. 125 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,551 -I did do all of this. 126 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,387 I know how much you like flowers. 127 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,222 And tablecloths. 128 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:03,128 And, wow, banners that are really banking on us making it. 129 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,833 -Relax. You can't fold a $20 enough times 130 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,502 to pay for all this. 131 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,704 -I'm sorry. 132 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,374 I just brought you up here to look at the moon. 133 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,442 I've been trying to figure out something special to do 134 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,444 for our three-month anniversary. 135 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,513 -You don't have to do anything special. 136 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,750 Just, like, be nice to me and tell me I'm pretty. 137 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,186 -I guess my mom knows how to get chicks. 138 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:31,022 -What? -Nothing. 139 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,425 Nora, I think you're the coolest, 140 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,860 prettiest girl I've ever known. 141 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,895 -That works. Come here. 142 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,134 -Hold it! 143 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,639 We were never here. 144 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,308 -Enjoy the perigee syzygy. 145 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,915 -I don't know those people. 146 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,319 Where were we? 147 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,790 -I think we were about to be over here. 148 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,931 -I don't want to get a divorce! -What?! 149 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,966 -Uh, I don't know. Forget I said it. 150 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,069 -I can't forget it 'cause it was weird. 151 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,105 -Sometimes I just say random stuff. 152 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,508 Two months ago, the In-N-Out cashier said, "Have a good day," 153 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:27,446 and I said, "Thanks, Mommy." 154 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:31,283 I really freaked that dude out. 155 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,318 -Come on, Alex. 156 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,953 What's going on? 157 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,555 Dime. 158 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,862 -It's just... 159 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,364 you know, there's, like... 160 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,000 sex, right? 161 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,037 [ Sighs ] And then the next thing you know, you're married, 162 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,772 and then you get a divorce, 163 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,708 and then I'm a single mother struggling to have it all! 164 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,281 I guess my parents' divorce kind of shook me up. 165 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,549 -I get it. 166 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,220 But not every marriage ends in divorce. 167 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,621 -That's true. 168 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,023 My abuelos were madly in love... 169 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,793 always like, "Ay, mi vida." 170 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,728 [ Deep voice ] "Ay, mi amor." 171 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,563 [ Normal voice ] I mean, she still goes on dates with him, 172 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,832 and he's been dead 10 years. 173 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,968 -That's so sweet! 174 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,004 Creepy but still really sweet. 175 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,240 Anyway, there's nothing to worry about. 176 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:31,209 We just started dating, and we're definitely not having sex. 177 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,879 -Oh, we're not? 178 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,714 -You just said you didn't want to. 179 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,216 -Yeah, but I'm good now. 180 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,518 -You're cute. 181 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,394 -So, am I looking at a man now? 182 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,899 -Mom, Elena's being mean to me! 183 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,901 -Asked and answered. 184 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,903 Come here. 185 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,072 Look, I just want to say that I think it's really cool 186 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,174 that you set all that stuff up for Nora. 187 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,744 -I didn't set that stuff up. -I knew it! 188 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,413 You're not that smooth! 189 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,348 Alright, but if you didn't do it, then who did? 190 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,751 -I don't know. I guess somebody's getting proposed to. 191 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:16,454 -Hey. You guys know pudding can last for a year? 192 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:19,024 I'm gonna buy this in bulk. 193 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,259 Oh, by the way, Max is coming over. 194 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:24,462 He's super excited to take me to the roof to see the supermoon. 195 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,097 That's all he can talk about. 196 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,800 I'm like, "Easy, nerd. It's just a freakin' moon." 197 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,368 -Wait, wait, wait. 198 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,204 Max invited you up to the roof to see the moon? 199 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,740 -Yeah. I just said that. What, did you just get here? 200 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,777 -Well, it's just because this is all happening so fast. 201 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,279 I just don't know how I feel about you going up to look at the moon. 202 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,481 -What are you talking about? She's got to go up there! 203 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,217 This could be her last chance to see a moon! 204 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,420 -No! 40 is the new 30! 205 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,623 There will be plenty of moons. Jupiter has four. 206 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,291 -Okay. 207 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,226 -I'm freaking out. 208 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,430 Mom is about to get surprise proposed to on the roof. 209 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,731 How do you feel about it? 210 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,299 -Max makes her happy. -Mm-hmm. 211 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,668 -Not pudding happy, but happy. 212 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,906 -And as far as cis white men go, you probably can't do better. 213 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,474 -Wait. 214 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,310 Are you gonna go look at the moon wearing that? 215 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,680 -Yeah. Why? Is there some sort of supermoon dress code? 216 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:18,083 -No, just maybe a little lipstick 217 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:21,119 instead of the pudding you stole out of the earthquake kit. 218 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,621 -Oh. 219 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,923 I'm gonna replace it. 220 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,625 -Yeah, a woman shouldn't have to dress up 221 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,861 just to satisfy a cultural ideal created by men for men. 222 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,197 -Exactly! -Except for tonight. 223 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,932 [ Knock on door ] 224 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,834 -Hello. -Hey, you. 225 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,435 -Hey. 226 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,337 Mwah! 227 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,139 So, uh, you excited? 228 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,375 -Yes, you have our blessing. -You're the bestest white guy! 229 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,246 -Oh, nice. 230 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,557 No. 231 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,926 Hell, no. No, no, never, no. 232 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,695 Hell, no. No, no, never. 233 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,297 -Whoa! -No, I'm sorry, Max. I am. 234 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,099 I'm -- The -- The -- The decorations, they're beautiful. 235 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,601 The flowers, the candle. 236 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,302 Oh, my God, the freakin' moon. It's perfect! 237 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,537 But I can't marry you. 238 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,105 No, never, ever, like, never. 239 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,174 J-Just to clarify, the answer is no. 240 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,311 -Cool. 241 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,781 -Wow. You bounce back real quick. 242 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,616 -Yeah. I didn't do all this. 243 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:28,553 Do I look like the kind of guy that has to work this hard? 244 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,589 [ Sighs ] No, I wasn't planning on proposing. 245 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,258 I just wanted to come up to the roof, 246 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,293 maybe get some under the light of the supermoon. 247 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,096 -Oh. [ Laughs ] 248 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,632 That was almost awkward. 249 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,300 I like your plan. I do. 250 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,668 I like it. Let's go. 251 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,171 -Yeah, ah, just -- just wait a second. 252 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,844 Now that you turned down my non-proposal, I'm, uh -- 253 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,280 I'm wondering what it is about me that made you 254 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,315 do a one-woman show about the word "no." 255 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,822 -Oh, Max, it's not like that. 256 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,764 I made a promise to myself to never get married again, 257 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,332 no matter what the circumstances, 258 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,368 even if I was lucky enough to fall in love again. 259 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,107 I can't risk bringing someone into my home 260 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,944 and have it be torn apart. 261 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,446 I won't put my family through that pain again. 262 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,982 -Oh, babe. 263 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,584 Okay. 264 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,022 -But I love you. 265 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:42,527 You're so sweet and charming and great with my family. 266 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,363 And you drive me crazy. 267 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,065 You're perfect for me. 268 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,835 You're the husband I never want to marry. 269 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,837 -That's something I never thought I'd want to hear. 270 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,405 -[ Laughs ] 271 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,744 Well, it's not like you want to get married anyway, right? 272 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,646 You're too busy traveling around the world, 273 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,314 being this hot superhero medic 274 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:07,185 whose power is stopping dysentery. 275 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,554 -Well, actually, since we're being really, really, 276 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,256 really honest, 277 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,525 uh, maybe we should talk about my job. 278 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,360 -Okay. 279 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,863 -Look, when I took the job, 280 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,733 I-I just needed to get out of the city. 281 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,569 Everything here reminded me of you. 282 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,906 But I wound up loving it. 283 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,409 The thing is, I'm away a lot... 284 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,778 and I can't promise you when that's gonna end. 285 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,883 Is that okay with you? 286 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,387 -[ Sighs ] 287 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,689 So, you're telling me you're here for a couple months 288 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,859 and then you're gone for a couple of months? 289 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,862 -Yeah, pretty much. -Yeah. 290 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,463 That's, like, my dream. 291 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,602 -Mine, too. 292 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:01,973 Split my time between my two great loves -- you... 293 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,107 and dysentery. 294 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,043 -[ Laughs ] 295 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,779 See? You are like my supermoon. 296 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,682 Every couple months, you come around and light things up. 297 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,323 -Penelope... 298 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,159 will you agree to never live together... 299 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,094 never take my name... 300 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,897 never file joint taxes... 301 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,334 but hang out with me a lot when both of us want to? 302 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,670 -I hate that we're on the same eye level, but yes. 303 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,138 Yes, yes, Max! 304 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,807 Yes! A thousand times, yes! 305 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,809 -Mommy, congratulations! 306 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,844 -Hey! Welcome to the family! 307 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,679 -Can I be your person of honor? 308 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,114 'Cause I was thinking we could go to the Museum of Tolerance 309 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,250 for your bachelorette party. 310 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,952 -Ooooooh! Sounds like a rager! 311 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,520 -Hey. 312 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,490 -I'm sorry, guys. Max and I are not getting married. 313 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,326 -It was the sweatpants, right? 314 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,928 -Max and I love each other very much, 315 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,830 and we are deeply committed to each other, 316 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,332 but we're never getting married -- like, never. 317 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,001 It's -- Never, ever. -Yeah, they get it. 318 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,603 -We're n-- Okay. 319 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,171 -Okay, but if Max didn't do this 320 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,606 and neither did we, then who did? 321 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,541 Because something romantic's going down. 322 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,676 [ Footsteps approach ] 323 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,444 -Well, someone's coming. -Hide! 324 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,280 -No, no. Not in the awning. There's a giant spider in there. 325 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,748 We locked eyes. 326 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,955 -[ Gasps ] Ah! 327 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,824 -[ Chuckles ] -Ah! [ Laughs ] 328 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,526 Leslie! 329 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,663 Oh, oh, oh. 330 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,531 Perfect. 331 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,401 I waited so long to do this. 332 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,106 -Oh, I'm just glad we're finally going to do it. 333 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,946 Are you sure you're ready? -I am ready! 334 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,918 -Should we just jump off the roof? 335 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,857 -Leslie, help me take this top off. 336 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,028 -It's really snug. 337 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,596 -No, Mami! Keep your top on! 338 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,232 [ Both scream ] 339 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,068 -What are you doing?! 340 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:15,006 Don't scare an old man like Leslie like that! 341 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,275 -Are those Papi's ashes? 342 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,278 -Yes, and this top is hard to get off. 343 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,915 -I heard voices. Are we starting? 344 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,750 -Yes. Come in. 345 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,886 I was about to call you all to come up here. 346 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,457 And, Schneider, the roof is perfect. 347 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,860 Thank you. Thank you for helping Leslie decorate. 348 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,429 -Hey, there's nothing we Alvarezes 349 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,099 won't do for each other. 350 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,034 -Mami, I -- What's going on? 351 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,437 I thought you and Dr. Berkowicz scattered Papi's ashes in Cuba. 352 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,440 -Yeah. Well, that was the plan. 353 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:55,279 But, uh, after we got there, I-I couldn't do it. 354 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,483 It was not the Cuba that I remembered. 355 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:04,589 Everything was still there. 356 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,726 But it wasn't home anymore. 357 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:15,333 I guess I wanted to walk back into a photograph. 358 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,001 But you never can. 359 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:24,642 Berto wanted his final resting place to be at home, 360 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:29,147 and I realized that wherever we are... 361 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,015 is home. 362 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:35,520 Berto belongs with us, aquí. 363 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,089 -That's beautiful, Mami. -Mm. 364 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,658 -I'm so glad you're doing this up here. 365 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,294 -Actually, it was Leslie's idea 366 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:47,031 to spread Berto's ashes in the rooftop garden. 367 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,869 -Since the first day I met Lydia, 368 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:56,240 she always spoke so lovingly of Berto's perfect zucchini. 369 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:03,014 At first it made me uncomfortable. 370 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:06,884 And then I realized she was talking about his garden. 371 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:12,523 And I thought this is the place he should be. 372 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,725 -Papi loved coming up here. 373 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:19,063 He stayed for hours, planting flowers, growing vegetables. 374 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,633 Even at night, I'd find him working up here. 375 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,770 I know it in my heart that this is where Papi would want to be. 376 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,444 -Papito, empieza. 377 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,915 -Abuelita always says I remind her of you. 378 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:42,253 I get it. You were a good-looking man. 379 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,456 I'm gonna try really hard to live up to who you were. 380 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,794 Te quiero. 381 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,406 -I wish you could see me now, Abuelito. 382 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:06,043 I mean, you were old-fashioned, but you loved me, 383 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,113 and I know you would have accepted me. 384 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,982 It makes me miss you even more. 385 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,288 I love you. 386 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,599 -[ Sighs ] 387 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,536 I miss you every day, Papi. 388 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,473 But you never feel far away because I see you in the kids. 389 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:40,444 Papito's smile and Elena's spirit, you're always there. 390 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,079 You'll always be with us. 391 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,983 Te quiero, Papi. 392 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,796 -My dearest Berto... 393 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,100 ...there is nothing I would not do for you. 394 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,239 Juntos... 395 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,041 para siempre, mi amor. 396 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,780 You can rest now. 397 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,017 You are home. 398 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,721 I'll see you tonight. 399 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,170 -Papi, Papi, Papi. 400 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,839 -We're done. 401 00:20:41,889 --> 00:20:46,439 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29105

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