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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 [ METAL TAPS ] HEY, JOE! 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 HEY. SNEAKING UP ON ME 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 THERE. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 HOW YOU DOIN'? GOOD, GOOD. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 UH, IS THIS A BAD TIME? 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,000 NAH, NAH, IT'S COOL. TRAN'S COOL. COME ON IN, BUDDY. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 WOW, I'M ON A LOSING STREAK HERE. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 YEAH. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 CAN'T PICK 'EM TO SAVE MY LIFE. 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 YEAH, HAPPENS, RIGHT? 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 $500, RIGHT? YEAH. 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 HEY, UH, WHAT'S THE LINE ON KENTUCKY/DUKE? 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 THINK I WANT TO GO A GRAND ON KENTUCKY. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 OH, UH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, DON'T KNOW. 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I'D HAVE TO CHECK WITH, UH, MANFRO. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 RIGHT, RIGHT. HOW'S HE DOING, BY THE WAY? 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, NOT TOO GOOD. CHEMO, ALL THAT. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 WELL, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, YOU KNOW, DOING ALL 19 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 THIS LEGWORK FOR HIM. 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I'M SURE HE APPRECIATES IT. 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 YEAH, THANKS. 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 ALL RIGHT, I'LL, UH, CHECK THE LINE FOR YOU. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 YEAH. OH, HEY, I KNOW ANOTHER GUY 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 WHO WANTS SOME ACTION ON THAT SAME GAME. 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW THINK MANFRO'S TAKING ON NEW CLIENTS. 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 HE'S IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. WORKS OVER ON VENTURA. 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 HE'S JUST ITCHING TO LAY DOWN SOME BETS IS ALL. NO BIGGIE. 28 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 YEAH, NO. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 29 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 BYE. 30 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 ORDER THAT PINEAPPLE... 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 WHERE ON VENTURA? 32 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 33 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 35 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 39 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 41 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 [ KNOCKING ] 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 HERE'S THE PAPERWORK ON THOSE HIGH-MILEAGE 43 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 CARS DONNY'S BUYING. 44 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 12 CARS, AND THIS IS ALL WE GET? 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 HE'S LOWBALLING THE SHIT OUT OF US. 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I'VE CHECKED AROUND. 47 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 THAT'S WHAT ALL THE WHOLESALERS ARE PAYING. 48 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 HEY, UM, LOOK AT THIS FOR A SECOND. 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 THESE ARE THE, UM, CUSTOMER-SATISFACTION CARDS 50 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 FROM LAST MONTH. 51 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 STRAIGHT FIVES: "EXTREMELY SATISFIED." 52 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 LOOKS GOOD. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 HOLD ON, NOW. 54 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 NOW, LOOK AT THE CUSTOMER COMMENTS FROM THE WEBSITE. 55 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 "THE CUSTOMER SERVICE IS SO LOUSY, I WANTED TO 56 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 'THOREAU' UP!" 57 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 "A 'TERRIABLE' CAR-BUYING 'EXPERIANCE.'" 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 OR, "I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A SHOWER 59 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 AFTER DEALING WITH THE OILY SALESMAN." 60 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 THAT'S JUST THE INTERNET. 61 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 IT'S ALL ANONYMOUS. PEOPLE CAN SAY ANYTHING. 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 OKAY, BUT THE CARDS ARE BULLSHIT. 63 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 THE CARDS ARE BULLSHIT. 64 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 GOT GUYS SITTING RIGHT DOWN THERE, 65 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 PRESSURING THE CUSTOMER TO GIVE THEM A GOOD REPORT. 66 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 SHIT, THEY FORGET THAT I USED TO WORK THE FLOOR. 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SOME "SECRET SHOPPERS." 68 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 NAH, THAT'S A HASSLE. 69 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 ALL THOSE FAKE CUSTOMERS COMING IN, TAKING UP THE GUYS' TIME. 70 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 NOW IT'S ALL DONE BY HIDDEN CAMERA -- EASY. 71 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 SCARPULLA HIRES A COMPANY THAT TAKES CARE OF THE WHOLE THING. 72 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SCARPULLA IS DOING? 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 CARL TOLD ME. THAT'S HOW HE GOT FIRED. 74 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 CARL... OUR CARL? 75 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 YEP. HE GOT CAUGHT HAWKING HIS BAND'S CDs TO THE CUSTOMERS. 76 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 REALLY? 77 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 YEAH, BUT NOT TO WORRY. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 ACCORDING TO THIS CUSTOMER... 79 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 "MY SALESMAN CARL WAS DA BOMB." 80 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 UH, MR. JOE... 81 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 UH, WE HAVE A CANDY DELIVERY 82 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 COME THURSDAY MORNING. OKAY, YEAH. 83 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 DaSHAUN SAY HE NO CAN BE HERE. 84 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 UH, YOU CAN COME? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 85 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 OKAY. 86 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I DO IT, BUT, UH, I NO HAVE KEY. 87 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 YOU WANT TO GIVE ME KEY? 88 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 IT'S OKAY, CARLOS. I'LL BE HERE. 89 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 OKAY. YEAH. 90 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 [ COMPUTER CHIMES ] 91 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 92 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 HOW YOU -- OH. 93 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 UH, YOU THERE? YOU STOPPED? 94 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 CA-- 95 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I CAN SEE YOU, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 96 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 OH, I HEAR YOU A LITTLE BIT. 97 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 ARE YOU THERE? 98 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 UH, YOU'RE NOT MOVING. 99 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 [ CHIMES ] 100 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 ALL RIGHT, ARE WE NOT -- WE'RE NOT -- 101 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 YOU -- YOU'VE STOPPED THE VIDEO? 102 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I KNOW IT'S YOU. 103 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I'M STILL -- CAN YOU HEAR ME? 104 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 JUST CALL ME. 105 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 HEY, YOU EVER USE THE, UH, VIDEO-CHAT 106 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 THING ON YOUR COMPUTER? 107 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 UM, NO. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 108 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 CAN SOMEBODY SEE YOU ANYTIME YOUR COMPUTER'S ON? 109 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T USE IT, 110 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 BUT, UM, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 111 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 HMM. 112 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 113 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 WHAT? 114 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 DID HE SAY THAT HE WAS BRINGING HER? 115 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 NO. 116 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 GENTLEMEN... HEY. 117 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 HEY. HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S IT GOIN'? 118 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 GOOD. YOU MISSED A GREAT HIKE. 119 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 YEAH, IT WAS SO HOT 120 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I'M JUST GONNA RUN TO THE LADIES' ROOM. BE RIGHT BACK. 121 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 HEY, YOU WANT TO SWING AROUND SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO ERIN? 122 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I TELL YOU GUYS, SHE IS IN GREAT SHAPE. 123 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 WE DID THE BIG LOOP IN AN HOUR AND 20. WITHOUT WHINING. 124 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 THAT'S AWESOME. HERE. PUT THAT AWAY. 125 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 126 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 NOTHING. WHAT? 127 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 COME ON. YOU'RE BEING ALL TERSE. 128 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 I'M NOT TERSE. 129 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ERIN BEING HERE, DO YOU? 130 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 NO, IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 131 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE, MAYBE, TO GET A LITTLE NOTICE. 132 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 SHOULD I HAVE CALLED YOU TO TELL YOU THAT SHE WAS COMING? 133 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 NO, DON'T BE A DICK ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST, I DON'T KNOW. 134 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 WHAT IF I HAVE A SENSITIVE TOPIC I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS? 135 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 THEN YOU SHOULD DISCUSS IT. 136 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 REALLY? 137 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 SO, IF I GOT AN ISSUE WITH, UM, MY BALLS, 138 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 SHE'S OKAY HEARING ABOUT THAT? 139 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 DO YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH YOUR BALLS? 140 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I KIND OF DO, YEAH. 141 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 NOTHING LIFE-THREATENING, 142 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 BUT SOMETHING I MIGHT WANT TO BOUNCE OFF YOU GUYS. 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 THEN LAY IT ON US. 144 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 NO, DON'T. AND DON'T YOU GO ACTING 145 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 LIKE HAVING HER HERE IS JUST SOME NORMAL SHIT. 146 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 OH, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ROLL WITH THIS? 147 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. YOU COULD BRING MELISSA IF YOU WANT TO. 148 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I DON'T WANT TO BRING MELISSA. THAT'S THE POINT. 149 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 AND EVEN IF I ASKED HER, SHE WOULDN'T COME. 150 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 I DON'T KNOW. THIS JUST FEELS LIKE OUR THING. 151 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 IT STILL IS OUR THING. OKAY, FINE. 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 THEN, WHEN SHE GETS BACK, I'M TALKING ABOUT MY SCROTUM. 153 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 154 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 PLUS, YOU GOT LAURA OVER THERE. SHE'S GIVING YOU THE STINK-EYE. 155 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 NAH, NAH. SHE'S COOL. WE NEVER DEFINED THINGS. 156 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 HOW IS IT...HOW IS ERIN EVEN BACK IN THE PICTURE? 157 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 YOU SAID SHE WENT BACK TO HER OLD BOYFRIEND. WHAT HAPPENED? 158 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 SHE SAID SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT SHE'D MADE A MISTAKE. 159 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 HEY, LOOK, SHE TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK FOR FIVE YEARS. 160 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 THERE WAS JUST NO MAGIC THERE. 161 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 YOU'RE MAGICAL? 162 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 WHAT CAN I SAY? SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME. 163 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Joe: OH, GOD, REALLY? 164 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I'VE BEEN WITH YOU FIVE MINUTES, AND I WANT OUT. 165 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 [ LAUGHS ] 166 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Erin: HEY, BABE. HEY, BABE. 167 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 [ MUG THUMPS ] 168 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 EXCUSE ME, MISS. I'D LOVE A CUP IF YOU GET A SECOND. 169 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 SURE THING. THANK YOU. 170 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 SO, UM, WE SAW THE FANTASY WOMAN. 171 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW ABOUT HER, HUH? 172 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 YEAH, TERRY TOLD ME YOU LIKE 'EM BIG, JOE, 173 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 BUT THAT'S REALLY AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 174 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 [ TERRY AND ERIN LAUGH ] [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 175 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I JUST PUT IN MY PASSWORD AND, UM... 176 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 ...ANTILOCK BRAKES... 177 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 ...WATCH. 178 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 SO, YOU'RE SPYING ON THE EMPLOYEES. 179 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 NO. IT'S AN INSTRUCTIONAL TOOL. 180 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I CAN SHOW THIS TO MY GUYS AND SAY, YOU KNOW, 181 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 "GOOD JOB, SO-AND-SO," OR, "HEY, WHOEVER, 182 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 THIS IS SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORK ON." 183 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 MM-HMM. 184 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 [ BEEP ] 185 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 UM, WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL YOU? 186 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 UH, IT'S, UH, YOU'VE GOT INDIVIDUAL CLIMATE CONTROL -- 187 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 DRIVER AND PASSENGER. 188 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 SAVED A LOT OF MARRIAGES. YOU KNOW, "HE'S HOT, SHE'S COLD." 189 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 WELL, TELL C.J. THAT -- YO, MAKE A LEFT HERE. 190 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 YO, TELL HIM THAT -- I MEAN RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. SORRY. 191 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 192 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 DUDE! BE CAREFUL, MAN! 193 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 SORRY, MAN. I'M AT WORK. 194 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 VANITY MIRRORS ON BOTH SIDES. 195 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 CHECK THIS OUT -- A MAP LIGHT. 196 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 OR A FRENCH-FRY FINDER. [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 197 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 UM, EH... 198 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 HOW ABOUT THIS SOUND SYSTEM, MAN? 199 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] BASS JUST, LIKE, KICKS. 200 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 PULL OVER AT THIS NEWSSTAND. 201 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 I GOT TO GRAB THE PAPER REAL QUICK. 202 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 THIS CAR'S SATELLITE SYSTEM HAS 250 SATELLITE CHANNELS. 203 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 [ GROANS ] HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 204 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I'VE BEEN ON MY FEET ALL DAY. 205 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I HAVE CDs FOR SALE. 206 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Woman: REALLY, I JUST WANT TO USE IT FOR EMERGENCIES. 207 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I'D USE IT. 208 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 RIGHT, OKAY. 209 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 UH, WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, THAT'S GREAT IF YOU WANT TO 210 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 USE IT FOR EMERGENCIES. 211 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO 212 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 IS SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN IT ON. 213 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 SO, UM, JUST PRESS THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 214 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 215 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND. 216 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 HEY, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 217 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 HEY, YEAH. 218 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 UH, YOU'RE, UH, THE FRIEND OF BILL'S? 219 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 THE UM... THE, UH, BASKETBALL FAN? 220 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 YEAH. UH... 221 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 YEAH. HEY, UH, THANKS FOR COMING BY. 222 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 MARTY. HEY. 223 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 I'M JOE...ORGE. 224 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 SO...DO YOU THINK, UH, MAYBE I COULD GET SOME 225 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 ACTION ON KENTUCKY/DUKE? 226 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 GOT A LINE ON THAT? 227 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 UH, YEAH, DUKE'S GIVING THREE AND A HALF. 228 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 PERFECT. CAN I GET FIVE G's ON KENTUCKY? 229 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 GOING BIG -- KENTUCKY, HUH? 230 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 YEAH. 231 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 YEAH, THAT'S YOUR FRIEND, BILL -- HE BET THE SAME TEAM. 232 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 UH, YOU KNOW, DUKE'S BEEN LOOKING PRETTY GOOD 233 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS. 234 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 YEAH. YEAH, THEY CRUSHED TENNESSEE, HUH? 235 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 YEAH. 236 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 THEY'RE TOUGH. 237 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 YEAH. NAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 238 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 LET ME HAVE KENTUCKY. I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE. 239 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 SO $5,000, YEAH? 240 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 YEAH. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 241 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Woman: SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! 242 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 UH... 243 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 SO, WE GOOD? UH, YEAH. 244 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 OKAY. UH, YEAH, KENTUCKY. 245 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 RIGHT. 246 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 COOL. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 247 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 ALL RIGHT. 248 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 LET'S SEE. OH, YOU TURNED IT ON. PERFECT. 249 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,000 SO, YOU DO THE SAME THING WHEN YOU WANT TO TURN IT OFF. 250 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 JUST PRESS THAT AGAIN, HOLD IT DOWN. 251 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 [ DOOR CHIMES ] 252 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Erin: WOW. THAT WAS GREAT. 253 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I LOVED THE GRAPEFRUIT IN THE SALAD. 254 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 YOU WANT ME TO COOK DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 255 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I CAN GET SOME SALMON AT THE FARMERS' MARKET. 256 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 OH, TOMORROW'S NO GOOD. 257 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 IT'S THE DISTRICT TEACHERS' RECOGNITION DINNER. 258 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 I'M BEING OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED FOR MY 15 YEARS OF SERVICE. 259 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,000 WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. NEED A DATE? 260 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 OH, GOD, NO. IT'S IN THE HIGH-SCHOOL CAFETERIA. 261 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 OH, WELL, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE. 262 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 AH, HEY! 263 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 WE CAN DO IT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I GOT A GREAT IDEA. 264 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 YEAH, ME TOO. 265 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 YOU CAN PRESENT ME WITH A GLASS OF WINE 266 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 AND THEN ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE. 267 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 YES, WINE IS KEY. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 268 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO BED. I CAN'T. 269 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 AND, UM, YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT TO GO HOME. 270 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,000 WELL, UM, ACTUALLY, I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME. 271 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 REALLY? 272 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 NO. I, UH...HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH IN THE CAR. 273 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I SEE. 274 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 AND A SHIRT. 275 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 AND A SUIT. 276 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I'M PREPARED. 277 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 YOU'RE QUITE THE BOY SCOUT. 278 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 MM-HMM. 279 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I REALLY DO HAVE TO GET TO BED. 280 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 YEAH, YEAH. 281 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 ME TOO. 282 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 283 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 284 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 HEY. NOT TAKING THE HAT OFF. 285 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 SO, DON'T ASK. 286 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 YEAH, IT'S NO PROBLEM. 287 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BAD BALD TILL I SAW MY ASS. 288 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 WHO KNEW ALL THAT HAIR WAS THERE FOR A REASON? 289 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 [ CHUCKLES ] I GOT YOU THIS. 290 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 MAHMOOD'S? YEAH. 291 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 YOU'RE A SWEETHEART, JOE. 292 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 AND I MEAN THAT IN THE GAYEST WAY POSSIBLE. 293 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 OKAY. 294 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS. 295 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 LOOK AT ME. 98 DEGREES OUT -- 296 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I'M SHIVERING LIKE I'M ON FREAKIN' MOUNT EVEREST. 297 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 OH, AND EXCUSE THE SMELL. 298 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WALK HIM. 299 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I BOUGHT THAT "INDOOR DOGGIE LAWN" PIECE OF SHIT. 300 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 CATCHES THE PEE IN A TRAY. 301 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 GREAT COMING HOME FROM CHEMO AND LIFTING UP A TRAY OF PISS. 302 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 ALL RIGHT, SO, UH, WHERE AM I GOING WITH OLD BULLETHEAD? 303 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 JUST AROUND THE BLOCK. LET ME GET YOU A POOP BAG. 304 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU STILL WORKING? 305 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 OH, THAT? YEAH. JUST PART TIME. 306 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 TRYING TO JUGGLE A FEW THINGS AROUND. 307 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 DON'T WANT TO GET MYSELF IN A HOLE. 308 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 WHAT IF YOU DID, THOUGH, GET IN A HOLE? 309 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY THE BETS? 310 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 ALWAYS GOT TO PAY. THEY DO, SO YOU DO. 311 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 DON'T BE A... 312 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 YEAH, THAT'S FOR THE DOG, NOT YOU. 313 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 WHERE'S THAT FREAKIN' LEASH? 314 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU EVER GET, 315 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 LIKE, TOO MANY PEOPLE BETTING ON ONE TEAM? 316 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 OR SOME GUY JUST BETS WAY TOO MUCH? 317 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 LIKE YOU DID WITH THE 25K? 318 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 319 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 YEAH, I GUESS. 320 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 YEAH, THAT WAS CRAZY. I HAD TO LAY THAT OFF. 321 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU HAD NEW YORK, RIGHT? 322 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I BET LIKE 15 GRAND ON NEW YORK MYSELF 323 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 WITH A COUPLE OTHER BOOKIES. 324 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I COULDN'T RISK TAKING THAT BIG A HIT. 325 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 YOU ALL RIGHT? 326 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 YEAH, I'M FINE. 327 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 YOU GOT TO CARRY HIM THE LAST PART 328 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 'CAUSE HE DON'T LIKE THE STICKY LEAVES. 329 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 COME ON, BUDDY. OH, MAN, IT STINKS DOWN HERE. 330 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 YEAH, THAT WAS ME. I WAS TRYING IT OUT. 331 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 332 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 333 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Terry: HEY, TED. 334 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 [ SMOOCHES ] COME ON. 335 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,000 HERE, KITTY. THERE YOU ARE. 336 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 HEY, COME HERE. 337 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 338 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 YOU KNOW YOU'RE UP EARLY WHEN YOU BEAT A TEACHER OUT OF BED. 339 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 GOOD MORNING. 340 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I TOLD OWEN I'D TAKE THE EARLY SHIFT. 341 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 OH, DRAGON BREATH, NO. 342 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 YOU DON'T SCARE ME. I JUST HAD COFFEE. 343 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 I LEFT YOU SOME. 344 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 AND I MADE SCONES. 345 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 IF THEY'RE COLD, CUT THEM AND THEN TOAST THEM -- 346 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 'CAUSE IF YOU MICROWAVE 'EM, THEY'LL TURN ROCK-HARD. 347 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 OKAY. GREAT. 348 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 SO, TED HAS FOOD. 349 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 BUT I NOTICED THIS MORNING WHEN I WENT OUT AND GRABBED THE PAPER 350 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 THAT YOUR FRONT-DOOR LOCK WAS STICKING. 351 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 OH, YEAH, THAT'S BEEN FUNKY FOR A WHILE. 352 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT LATER. I GOT TO GO. 353 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 I KNOW TONIGHT'S YOUR BIG DINNER. 354 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP FOR LUNCH? 355 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 OH, I CAN'T. I HAVE TO TUTOR. 356 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 OKAY. TOMORROW, THEN? 357 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I HAVE A STAFF MEETING 358 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 ALL RIGHT. I TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GONNA GET OFF EARLY TOMORROW. 359 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 WHY DON'T WE GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL? 360 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 UH, OKAY, SURE. 361 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 OKAY. GREAT. 3:30 AT PEET'S. 362 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 UH... 363 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 364 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 SO, IT'S, UH, COME TO MY ATTENTION 365 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 THAT, UH, THINGS HAVE BEEN GETTING A LITTLE, UH, LAX 366 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 WHEN IT COMES TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. 367 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 AND I JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYBODY 368 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 TO STAY ON TOP OF YOUR GAMES, OKAY? 369 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 I'VE JUST BEEN, UM, THINKING 370 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000 OF, UM, KIND OF A BASIC LIST OF DOs AND DON'Ts... 371 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, UH, SPITBALLING, HYPOTHETICAL. 372 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 FOR EXAMPLE, UH, NO PERSONAL CALLS DURING TEST DRIVES. 373 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 TAKES THE FOCUS OFF THE CUSTOMERS. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. 374 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 UM... NO, UH, EATING ON TEST DRIVES. 375 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I DON'T CARE HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE, 376 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 DO NOT EAT IN THE CARS WHEN YOU'RE WITH CUSTOMERS. 377 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 OKAY? 378 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 LET'S SEE -- UM... 379 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 OH, UH, THIS -- THIS ONE MAY SEEM LIKE, UH, COMMON SENSE, 380 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 BUT, UM, IF YOU'VE GOT, UM... 381 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 OH, A BAND TO PROMOTE OR CDs TO SELL, 382 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME. 383 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO READ THE NEWSPAPER, DO THAT AT HOME. 384 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 PERSONAL GROOMING OF ANY KIND -- DO THAT AT HOME. 385 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:16,000 DO NOT REFER TO THE MAP LIGHT AS A "FRENCH-FRY FINDER." 386 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:22,000 AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, LET'S KEEP OUR SHOES ON AT ALL TIMES. 387 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL A CAR, THE LAST THING A CUSTOMER NEEDS 388 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:31,000 IS TO SEE OR SMELL YOUR NASTY, NASTY FEET. 389 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,000 IN GENERAL, UH, WE'D LIKE TO SEE AN UPTICK IN PROFESSIONALISM 390 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 AND A DOWNTICK IN, UM -- HOW SHALL I PUT IT? -- 391 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 UH, BULLSHIT. 392 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 OKAY? GOOD. 393 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 LET'S SELL SOME CARS... 394 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 PROFESSIONALLY. 395 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000 WELL, I THINK THAT PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM. 396 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 397 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 UH...YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE HAVE A CONDITION WITH THEIR FEET 398 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 THAT'S UM... 399 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 400 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000 [ MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO ] 401 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 [ CHEERS ] 402 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000 AND THAT'S A 3-POINTER. DUKE'S BACK UP BY 8. 403 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 [ DOOR CHIMES ] 404 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 OH, WHAT HAPPENED, MAN? 405 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 THEY WERE UP 10 POINTS WITH 3 MINUTES TO GO. 406 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 YEAH. SUCK. 407 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 I KNOW. I TRIED TO WARN YOU, RIGHT? 408 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 YEAH, DUKE'S BEEN PLAYING WELL. 409 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY. 410 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 YOU KNOW, NOW I'M STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE 411 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEAT WAVE WITH A BROKEN A/C. 412 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 YEAH, IT IS HOT IN HERE, RIGHT? 413 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] 414 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 YOU STILL GOT THE OLD ONE? 415 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 YOU KNOW, THE NEW ONE'S A LOT FASTER. I'VE GOT IT HERE... 416 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 OH, NO. YEAH, I PROBABLY -- 417 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THIS ONE, SO, NO. 418 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 UH, SO, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 419 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 YEAH, MY BOSS IS HERE RIGHT NOW. 420 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 SO, IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME, OKAY? 421 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 OH, YEAH. 422 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 UH... YOU WANT TO MEET ME OUTSIDE? 423 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 YEAH, SEE, THE THING IS, I JUST MOVED INTO A NEW PLACE. 424 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 AND I DON'T GET PAID TILL NEXT WEEK, SO... 425 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 [ DOOR CHIMES ] 426 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 BUT I'M GOOD FOR IT, THOUGH. 427 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 OH, UH... 428 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 OH, HEY. CAN I HELP YOU? 429 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 UH, MY WIFE WAS IN YESTERDAY. 430 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 SHE BOUGHT ME A CAMERA FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 431 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 432 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SAN FRAN, RIGHT? 433 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 RIGHT, RIGHT. I JUST NEED TO PICK UP A SPARE BATTERY. 434 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 RIGHT OVER HERE. 435 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 NOW, WHAT KIND OF, UH, CAMERA IS THAT? 436 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 OH, YEAH, OKAY. 437 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 UM, HERE YOU GO. 438 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 THIS -- HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THIS YET? 439 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 NO, I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT IT YET. 440 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 IT'S, UH, GREAT PICTURE QUALITY, BUT THE THING WITH AUTOFOCUS 441 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 IS WHEN YOU'RE IN LOW-LIGHT SITUATIONS... 442 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Terry: YOU SURE JOE'S NOT COMING? 443 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 NO. HE SAID HE HAD, UH, SHIT TO DO AT THE STORE. 444 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 [ PLATE THUMPS LOUDLY ] 445 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 [ PLATE THUMPS LOUDLY ] 446 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 WE NEVER DEFINED THINGS. 447 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 YEAH, SHE SEEMS COOL WITH IT. 448 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 THIS IS A LITTLE PETTY, THOUGH. 449 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 USED TO SLIDE ME A WHOLE FRUIT SALAD. 450 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 NOW I JUST GOT A TINY LITTLE CUP OF GRAPES. 451 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 DUDE, YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T SLIDE YOU 452 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 A CUP OF SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH WORSE. 453 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 ANYWAY, THE BOSS IS PROBABLY WISE 454 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 TO THIS WHOLE FRUIT-SALAD SCAM. 455 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 NOT EVERYBODY MONITORS THEIR EMPLOYEES THE WAY 456 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 YOU DO, BIG BROTHER. 457 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT. PEOPLE WERE COASTING. 458 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED 459 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 THAT YOU WEREN'T CAUGHT IN ANY HIGH JINKS AT ALL. 460 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 WHAT'D YOU THINK YOU'D CATCH ME DOING? 461 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I DON'T KNOW. TAKING A NAP, UM, SMOKING A DOOB. 462 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 "SMOKIN' A DOOB." 463 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 464 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 ANYWAY, UM, AS A REWARD FOR YOUR FINE CONDUCT, 465 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I'M SENDING YOU TO LOMA LINDA TODAY 466 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 TO PICK UP A SUBURBAN ON A DEALER SWAP. 467 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 OH, I CAN'T. I'M HAVING COFFEE WITH ERIN. 468 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 UM, OKAY, BUT I NEED THAT SUBURBAN TODAY. 469 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 UM, HAVE COFFEE TOMORROW. 470 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 TOMORROW'S OUR SPECIAL DINNER. 471 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 WHAT'S A... WHAT? 472 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I'M JUST SAYING. 473 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 WE COULDN'T HAVE LUNCH YESTERDAY OR TODAY, SO... 474 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 DUDE, THIS IS A WORKDAY, AND I NEED YOU TO DO THIS. 475 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 JUST...RESCHEDULE. 476 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 REALLY? 477 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 REALLY. 478 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 FINE. 479 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 I'M SORRY THIS IS SUCH AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU, 480 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 BUT THIS IS YOUR JOB. 481 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 NO, NO, NO. I GET IT. YOUR BUSINESS COMES FIRST. 482 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 HEY, I COULD USE A GLASS OF WATER IF YOU -- 483 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 O-KAY. 484 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 CARLOS, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 485 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 CANDY. 486 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000 I TRIED TO COVER THEM. I TRIED TO MOVE THEM. 487 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I CAN'T DO NOTHING. IS MELTING ALL MORNING. 488 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 IS IT ALL -- 489 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 OH, SHIT. 490 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 THIS IS $1,200 WORTH OF CANDY. 491 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I SORRY. 492 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000 UH, YOU TELL ME YOU WILL COME, BUT YOU DON'T COME. 493 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. OH, SHIT. 494 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 IT'S -- SORRY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 495 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 YOU FORGET TO COME? 496 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 YEAH. NO, NO. I JUST -- I HAD SOME OTHER STUFF. 497 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 YOU BUSY PLAY GOLF? 498 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 YEAH. NO, NO, SOME OTHER STUFF. 499 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 YOU HAVE WOMAN? 500 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 CARLOS, NO. 501 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 JUST...PUT YOUR SHIRT ON. COME ON. 502 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 [ LAUGHS ] 503 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I THINK YOU HAVE WOMAN. 504 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 [ LAUGHS ] 505 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000 OH, SHIT. 506 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 SHIT. 507 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 SHIT. 508 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 LOOK AT ALL THIS. 509 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 THERE YOU ARE! NICE. 510 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 HEY, HEY. HI. 511 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK. 512 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU GOT MY MESSAGE 513 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 'CAUSE YOU ARE SO LAME WITH A COMPUTER. 514 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I AM. I KNOW. 515 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 SORRY. I JUST, UH... GOT A LITTLE SITUATION HERE. 516 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 IS THAT CHOCOLATE? 517 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 IT WAS. 518 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 YEAH, I'M SORRY. I JUST -- I MEANT TO CALL YOU BACK. 519 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000 AND THEN I HAD A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAP TO DO THIS MORNING, 520 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 AND THIS HAPPENED. WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 521 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 YOU GOLFING? 522 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 UH, NO. NO, I JUST I HAD TO GO, UH... 523 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000 I HAD TO GET SOMETHING FROM A GUY. 524 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 OH. OH, YEAH. OKAY. YOU WERE BUSY PLAYING BOOKIE, RIGHT? 525 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 NO. LET'S GO IN HERE. 526 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 527 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 OH... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 528 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 WELL, YOU'VE BEEN LEADING 529 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,000 QUITE THE LITTLE DOUBLE LIFE HERE, HAVEN'T YOU? 530 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,000 NO. 531 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY. I'M NOT A BOOKIE. 532 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I'M JUST TAKING BETS FOR A FRIEND. THAT'S ALL I'M DOING. 533 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 OKAY, OKAY. SO, WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? 534 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 UH, NO, NOTHING. JUST -- I HAD TO GO TALK TO THIS GUY, 535 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 AND, UM... 536 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] GET THE MONEY. 537 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ CHUCKLES ] 538 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I GOT TO SAY -- IT'S VERY, VERY HOT. 539 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 IT'S LIKE THE MOVIES. 540 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 YOU'RE LIKE ROBERT DE NIRO IN "CASINO." 541 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 NO. NO, I'M NOT. 542 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 [ Chuckling ] OH, COME ON, JOE. 543 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 OH, I SPENT ALL MORNING IN A CONFERENCE ROOM 544 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF GUYS TALK ABOUT STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT. 545 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 LET ME HAVE THIS, OKAY? 546 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 RIGHT HERE. JUST... 547 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Okay, that needs to go. 548 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 THIS ONE OKAY. 549 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 NO MELT. 550 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000 UM, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 551 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I GOT TO DO THIS. OH. 552 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 YEAH, YOU, UH, GOT A LOT GOING ON. 553 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 YEAH. I'M SORRY. LET ME, UM... 554 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I'LL CALL YOU. 555 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 YEAH, YOU DO THAT, BUGSY. 556 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 LISTEN, I'M IN TOWN FOR ANOTHER DAY, 557 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 AND, UH, THEN I'M BACK IN DENVER FOR A MONTH. 558 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 SO... ALL RIGHT, WELL... 559 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 DON'T BE SHY. 560 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 LET'S CALL, THOUGH. NO COMPUTER. 561 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 NO. YOU'RE ALLERGIC. 562 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 ALL RIGHT. [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 563 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 BINGO! 564 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Lawrence: GOT INDIVIDUAL CLIMATE CONTROL -- 565 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 DRIVER AND PASSENGER. 566 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 567 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 HEY. Melissa: HI. 568 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 569 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 YOU STILL WATCHING THE GUYS? 570 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 [ CHUCKLES ] HOW'D YOU GET 571 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 MY PASSWORD? 572 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 YOU MEAN "FUNKYMAN123," YOUR PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING? 573 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,000 OH, I GUESS NOT ANYMORE. [ CHUCKLES ] 574 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 ANYWAY, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOUR SALESMEN ARE DOING BETTER. 575 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 THE BAD NEWS -- IT'S REALLY BORING. 576 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 YEP, I THINK I'M GONNA, UM, PULL ALL THOSE CAMERAS OUT 577 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 AT THE END OF THE WEEK. 578 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 NO! YOU'RE CANCELING MY FAVORITE SHOW? 579 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 NOW, YOUNG LADY, 580 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH COMPUTER FOR ONE DAY. 581 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 [ CHUCKLES ] PLEASE, JUST FIVE MINUTES. 582 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. 583 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Bruce: SORRY. THE BOSS IS INSIDE. I COULDN'T GET AWAY. 584 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 LET'S DO THIS QUICK. Donny: NO PROBLEM. 585 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 WHAT? HERE'S $3,500 586 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 FOR THOSE FOUR 587 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 AND $200 FOR YOU. 588 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, DONNY. 589 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S BRUCE. 590 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Bruce: LET'S DO THIS QUICK. 591 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Donny: NO PROBLEM. 592 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 HERE'S $3,500 FOR THOSE FOUR 593 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 AND $200 FOR YOU. 594 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 NICE DOING BUSINESS... 595 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD THAT THE OTHER WHOLESALERS 596 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 STOPPED COMING AROUND. 597 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 THIS BASTARD'S BEEN TAKING KICKBACKS TO KEEP 'EM AWAY. 598 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 MAYBE THERE'S AN EXPLANATION. 599 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 EXPLANATION? 600 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 DADDY, HE'S SKIMMING. UM, YOU HEARD IT. 601 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 PLUS, I'VE SEEN THE NUMBERS. NOW IT MAKES SENSE. 602 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO START MAKING TROUBLE 603 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 WITH ALL YOUR VIDEO BULLSHIT? 604 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 DADDY, YOU'RE GETTING MAD AT THE WRONG GUY HERE. 605 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST THAT WE DO? 606 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 HE STOLE FROM US. 607 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 DAMN IT. 608 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000 HE'S BEEN WITH ME SINCE -- [ GROANS ] 609 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 IF HE'D HAVE JUST COME TO ME, I COULD HAVE -- 610 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 I KNOW, DADDY. I KNOW. 611 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 OKAY. 612 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 UM... 613 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 WE CAN'T DO IT AT THE OFFICE. 614 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS THE MAN. 615 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 I UNDERSTAND. 616 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 YOU'RE THE BOSS NOW. 617 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 YOU DO IT. 618 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I -- 619 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 WHERE THE HELL'S TERRY? 620 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 PROBABLY WITH ERIN. 621 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 CAN NO LONGER DIGEST HIS FOOD 622 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 UNLESS HE'S STARING INTO HER EYES. 623 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 UH... 624 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 FORGET HER, DUDE. 625 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE IN COLLEGE. 626 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 REMEMBER, UH, HUNGRY CHARLIE'S? 627 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 WE COULDN'T DRINK THERE FOR A YEAR 628 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 'CAUSE HE SLEPT WITH THE BARTENDER. 629 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 YOU GONNA EAT OR WHAT? 630 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 NAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY. COME ON, MAN. 631 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 YOU KEEP THIS UP, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO FAT JOKES. 632 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 THAT'S LIKE HALF MY REPERTOIRE. 633 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 HMM. 634 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? 635 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 I HAVE TO, UM... 636 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I HAVE TO FIRE A GUY AT THE DEALERSHIP -- BRUCE. 637 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 WHICH ONE IS HE? THE KIND OF OLD GUY WITH THE BEARD? 638 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 YEAH. 639 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 WE CAUGHT HIM ON CAMERA TAKING KICKBACKS. 640 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 WHOA. 641 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE. 642 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000 SO I HAVE TO SIT HIM DOWN TODAY AND, UH... 643 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] AH, MY STOMACH'S GOING CRAZY. 644 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 MAN, I HATE THIS. 645 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 646 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 YEAH, IT'S THE WORST. HONESTLY... 647 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT. 648 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 I MEAN, BRUCE IS LIKE AN UNCLE TO ME. 649 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 HE'S BEEN WITH MY DAD 30 YEARS. 650 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000 YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, YOU GOT TO DO IT, RIGHT? 651 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000 CAN'T LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 652 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, UM... 653 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 THIS GUY WAS OUT THERE PLAYING SOFTBALL WITH A $2,000 WATCH. 654 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 HE BOUGHT THAT WITH MY MONEY. 655 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S MY WATCH, ACTUALLY, RIGHT? 656 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000 I MEAN -- I MEAN, IF I -- IF I LET THIS SLIDE, 657 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 WHERE DOES IT END? 658 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 CAN'T LET IT SLIDE. 659 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO BE THE HARD ASS, RIGHT? 660 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000 THAT'S THE PRICE OF BEING BOSS. 661 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 662 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 I'M GONNA THROW UP. 663 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 YEAH, ME TOO. 664 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Erin: GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS CAR. 665 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Terry: HOTTEST DEMO ON THE LOT. 666 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 I WANTED TO CHAUFFEUR YOU IN STYLE 667 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000 IN HONOR OF YOUR 15 YEARS OF DEDICATED SERVICE 668 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 TO THE YOUTH OF LOS ANGELES. 669 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE. AM I GONNA BE OKAY? 670 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 IS THIS PLACE FANCY? NAH, YOU'RE FINE. 671 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 'CAUSE YOU COULD SWING BY MY PLACE 672 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 SO I COULD USE THE BATHROOM, GRAB A JACKET. 673 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 UH, ACTUALLY, NO. 674 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 THEY'RE KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT BEING ON TIME. SO, UH... 675 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 HEY, LOOK, I GOT AN EXTRA SUIT IN THE TRUNK. 676 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000 IF IT GETS CHILLY BY THE OCEAN, YOU JUST WEAR MY JACKET. 677 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 OOH, IT'S BY THE OCEAN! OH! ALL RIGHT, 678 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 ALL RIGHT! 679 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 NO MORE HINTS, OKAY? IT'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE. 680 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 ANYWAY, WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME. 681 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 [ HORNS HONKING, ENGINES IDLING ] 682 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 [ HORN HONKS ] 683 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 [ SIGHS ] 684 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I REALLY HAVE TO PEE. 685 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,000 [ SIGHS ] 686 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 TERRY, I'M NOT KIDDING. 687 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 I'M REALLY -- I'M GONNA NEED A BATHROOM. 688 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 WELL, THERE MUST BE AN ACCIDENT UP HERE OR SOMETHING. 689 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 COULD YOU MAYBE TAKE THE NEXT EXIT? 690 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000 CUTTING IT PRETTY CLOSE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP OUR TABLE. 691 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 692 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 MAYBE -- MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THE SURFACE STREETS. 693 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 YOU KNOW, I COULD PROBABLY TAKE, UH, PICO, HUH? 694 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO, COULD YOU DO IT KIND OF FAST? 695 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 YEAH, YEAH. OKAY. 696 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 YEAH, PICO'S PROBABLY THE WAY TO GO. 697 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 [ HORNS HONKING, ENGINES IDLING ] 698 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 OKAY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY. I REALLY -- I HAVE TO PEE NOW. 699 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 JUST -- JUST HANG ON. 700 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000 I'M HANGING. I'M HANGING ON. 701 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I TELL YOU WHAT. 702 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 CAN YOU JUST, UH -- CAN YOU CALL THE RESTAURANT 703 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 AND TELL THEM WE'RE GONNA BE LATE? 704 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 NO, TERRY, I CAN'T. 705 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 THE NUMBER IS IN THERE, OKAY? 706 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 I THINK THE HOSTESS' NAME IS RACHEL. 707 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY -- 708 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I NEED YOU TO PULL OVER TO A -- I DON'T KNOW -- A COFFEE SHOP, 709 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 OR A GAS STATION -- ANYTHING, SOMETHING, 710 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 ANYTHING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S 711 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 AROUND HERE. I REALLY DON'T. 712 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST -- WHY DON'T YOU TURN AROUND 713 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 AND TAKE ME HOME? 714 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 I'M SURE WE CAN GET TO THE RESTAURANT. 715 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 WE HAVEN'T MOVED IN 10 MINUTES. IT'S JUST EASIER TO TURN AROUND. 716 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 CAN YOU JUST HANG ON?! FORGET THE RESTAURANT, 717 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 TERRY! 718 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RESTAURANT! I HAVE TO PEE! 719 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 TAKE ME HOME NOW! 720 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 [ HORN HONKS ] 721 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 WHA-- 722 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 TERRY, HURRY, COME ON. 723 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 [ GROANS ] 724 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 OH! I NEED MY KEYS! I NEED MY KEYS! 725 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 I GOT 'EM. I GOT 'EM. 726 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 OKAY. 727 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I'LL GET IT. 728 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 [ PANTING ] TERRY, COME ON, COME ON. HURRY. 729 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 TERRY, HURRY. COME ON. 730 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 OH. 731 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 OKAY. GOT IT. OKAY. 732 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 733 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 OH, I TOLD YOU THIS LOCK WAS STICKY. 734 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 I'M -- I'M PEEING RIGHT NOW. 735 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 SHIT. 736 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 OH, THAT'S JUST... 737 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I JUST PEED MY PANTS. 738 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 [ DOOR CHIMES ] 739 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Marty: OH, HEY. HEY. 740 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Joe: HEY. HEY, UH... 741 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 WE'RE TECHNICALLY CLOSED, BUT I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 742 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, SO... 743 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,000 SO, UH, YOU DECIDE TO GO FOR THAT NEW PHONE AFTER ALL? 744 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,000 NO. 745 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 SEE, ACTUALLY, I REALLY NEED THE MONEY. 746 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 IT WAS A BIG BET. YEAH, WELL, I TOLD YOU 747 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I'M GOOD FOR IT. 748 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 749 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 IT'S JUST, UH, YOU KNOW, THE POLICY -- 750 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 YOU BET, AND, UH... 751 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 YEAH, LOOK, I-I GET IT, MAN. 752 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU NEED SOME COLLATERAL. 753 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 SO, UH, HOW ABOUT I SET YOU UP WITH SOME STUFF IN THE MEANTIME? 754 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000 YOU CAN TAKE A HANDS-FREE SET FOR YOUR PHONE. 755 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 OR MAYBE A CAMERA CHARGER OR SOMETHING? 756 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 YEAH, NO, NO. 757 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000 LOOK AROUND. YOU CAN TAKE WHATEVER... 758 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000 IT'S JUST 759 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 UH, HEY, I'M SORRY. YOU JUST... 760 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 [ SIGHS ] 761 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000 YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN A BAD SPOT HERE. 762 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 I-I'M SORRY. 763 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ME ON A PAYMENT PLAN 764 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 765 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 I CAN'T DO THAT, NO. 766 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 LISTEN, GEORGE, I'M KIND OF GOING THROUGH 767 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000 A WHOLE THING RIGHT NOW, OKAY, SO... 768 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I-I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IT ALL KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME. 769 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 UH... 770 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000 LOOK, I JUST NEEDED TO HIT THAT THIS ONE TIME. 771 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 YOU KNOW, JUST ONE MORE -- ONE STUPID TIME, YOU KNOW -- 772 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000 AND I WOULD BE OUT OF THIS STUPID HOLE... 773 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 THAT -- THAT I'M IN NOW! 774 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 LIKE, I -- 775 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000 YOU KNOW, MY WIFE LEFT ME. SHE TOOK THE KIDS. 776 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 I'M STAYING IN THIS PIECE-OF-SHIT APARTMENT. 777 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 MY KIDS ARE 7 AND 8. 778 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE! 779 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I DON'T HAVE IT. 780 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I DON'T HAVE IT. I DON'T HAVE IT. I'M SORRY. 781 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I'M SORRY. I JUST -- 782 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 OKAY. 783 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 IT'S OKAY. 784 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 785 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 LOCKSMITH'S GONNA BE HERE IN A FEW MINUTES, SO... 786 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 OKAY. [ SIGHS ] 787 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 I CALLED LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT GUYS, YOU KNOW? 788 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I GOT A LOT OF VOICEMAIL. 789 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 GUESS EVERYBODY'S LOCKED OUT TONIGHT, HUH? 790 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000 THANKS FOR THE PANTS. 791 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 YEAH, SURE. 792 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 [ SIGHS ] 793 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I'M SORRY. 794 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 THIS WAS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO. 795 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 NO? NO. 796 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000 [ SIGHS ] 797 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I JUST -- I JUST REALLY WANT THIS TO WORK. 798 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 IT IS WORKING. 799 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I MEAN, NOT, YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING, BUT... 800 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 [ SIGHS ] 801 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 LOOK... 802 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I KNOW THAT I... 803 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 TOOK OFF ON YOU. 804 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 AND I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING 805 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,000 TO GO BACK IN TIME AND NOT DO THAT. 806 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 BUT THE THING IS, I'M HERE NOW. 807 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 808 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, PUSH OR FORCE ANYTHING. 809 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000 WE CAN TAKE IT SLOW AND JUST ENJOY EACH OTHER 'CAUSE... 810 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 811 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT SLOW. 812 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I'VE BEEN TAKING IT SLOW FOR 50 YEARS. 813 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000 I ALWAYS TAKE IT SLOW, AND IT ALWAYS JUST -- 814 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000 IT GOES AWAY, YOU KNOW? 815 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 I'VE SPENT MY ADULT LIFE 816 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000 "NOT BEING IN A PLACE WHERE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS," 817 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 "NOT DEFINING THINGS RIGHT NOW," AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 818 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000 UM...I'M DONE. 819 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000 SO LET'S DEFINE THINGS RIGHT NOW. 820 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 821 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER. 822 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 OKAY. 823 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 LET'S MOVE INTO MY PLACE, THOUGH, 'CAUSE YOUR PLACE SUCKS. 824 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 [ LAUGHS ] 825 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Bruce: LET'S DO THIS QUICK. 826 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Donny: NO PROBLEM. 827 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 HERE'S $3,500 FOR THOSE FOUR 828 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 AND $200 FOR YOU. 829 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, DONNY. 830 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 I KNOW IT IS. 831 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 I'LL PAY IT BACK. 832 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 IT REALLY WAS JUST A MISTAKE. 833 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 I KNOW, BRUCE. I KNOW. 834 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 BUT YOU UNDERSTAND, WE HAVE TO, UM... 835 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 836 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 LOOK, I'M SO SORRY. 837 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 I-I KNOW. I KNOW. 838 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 LOOK, THE GUYS DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. 839 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 WE'LL TELL THEM YOU, UM... 840 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 CHOSE TO TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT. 841 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 IT WAS SO STUPID. 842 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 I... 843 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 I MEAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY MYSELF A LITTLE FEE. 844 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT HORSE SHIT! 845 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 30 YEARS TOGETHER. 846 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 GET YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR! GO ON, GET OUT! 847 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 WHAT, SHOULD I JUST CALL MANFRO DIRECTLY? 848 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000 NO, NO. DON'T CALL HIM. DON'T TELL HIM... 849 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 850 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 He's not doing well right now. 851 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:16,000 SO HE'S GONNA SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE OPERATION. 852 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 OH, OKAY. YEAH. 853 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 YEAH, THE, UH, THE STRESS, YOU KNOW -- 854 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000 DOESN'T WANT ANY OF IT. 855 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 YEAH, I-I GET IT. 856 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 HE'S GOT A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING GOING ON NOW. 857 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 ALL RIGHT, SO, UH... ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH... 858 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Take care, Joe. 859 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 YEAH, OKAY, YOU TOO. 860 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 [ COMPUTER CHIMES ] 861 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000 [ INTRO TO IRMA THOMAS' "ANOTHER MAN DONE GONE" PLAYS ] 862 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000 ♪ ANOTHER MAN DONE GONE ♪ 863 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 I'M THINKING ABOUT HEADING OUT TO LAKE HAVASU. 864 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 FLOAT AROUND, FISH A LITTLE, 865 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 DRINK A LITTLE... [ CHUCKLES ] 866 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 DRINK A LITTLE MORE. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 867 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 TAKE IT EASY. 868 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 ♪ HE HAD TO LEAVE HIS HOME ♪ 869 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 ♪ ANOTHER MAN DONE GONE ♪ 870 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 BOYS! 871 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 COME ON! DINNER'S GONNA BE READY IN 10 MINUTES! 872 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000 ♪ ANOTHER STORM HAS COME ♪ 873 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000 ♪ ANOTHER STORM HAS COME ♪ 874 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 HEY. WHAT'S UP? I'M -- 875 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 WEIRD JOE, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 876 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 No more dog-walking for you. 877 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000 GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE PICTURE. JENNIFER. 878 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 THE STRIPPER? "DANCER." 879 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 A LITTLE RESPECT. 880 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] YEAH, WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 881 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 SO, UM, YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 882 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Well, yeah. There's a stripper coming over. 883 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 "DANCER." SHIT. I'LL GET IT. 884 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Yeah, so, anyway, I'm almost to the point 885 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 WHERE I COULD HAUL MY HAIRLESS, SKINNY ASS AROUND THE BLOCK. 886 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S -- REALLY, THAT'S GREAT. 887 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 YOU DID ME A BIG FAVOR, SO THANKS. 888 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, JOE. 889 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000 ♪ ANOTHER MAN DONE GONE ♪ 890 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 COME HERE. COME HERE. 891 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 OH, NO! STILL? 892 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Erin: TERRY, HURRY, COME ON. 893 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Terry: [ GROANS ] 894 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 GOOD GOD. 895 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 WE WERE THINKING OF CHANGING THE NAME OF OUR BAND 896 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 TO "FREE MONEY." LAME. 897 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 NO, NO, IT'S GOOD BECAUSE THEN WE CAN MAKE POSTERS 898 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000 THAT SAY, "FREE MONEY -- SATURDAY NIGHT!" 899 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 THAT'S LAME. 900 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 NO. IT'S A JOKE. YOU DON'T GET IT. 901 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I GET IT. THEN ADMIT 902 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 THAT IT'S GENIUS. 903 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 DAD, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA LET HIM DO THAT, ARE YOU? 904 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA STAND IN THE WAY OF GENIUS. 905 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 906 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 BURN! BURN! 907 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 YOU GOT BURNED, GIRL! 908 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 DO THIS. OH, YEAH. 909 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000 [ LAUGHS ] YOU ARE THE LAMEST FATHER/SON COMBO EVER. 910 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. MOSTLY ME, THOUGH. 911 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 AMEN. 912 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 MM, IF WE DON'T DO "FREE MONEY," 913 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 WE WERE THINKING, "FREE BEER." 914 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 YEAH, NO. 915 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000 I'M DONE. 916 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 SO LET'S DEFINE THINGS RIGHT NOW. 917 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 918 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER. 919 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 OKAY. 920 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 OOH. 921 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 OH, MAN. 64819

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