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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [ SIMON & GARFUNKEL'S "EL CONDOR PASA" PLAYING ] 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING, LAWNMOWER HUMMING ] 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:19,000 [ SPRINKLERS SPUTTERING ] 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 [ MOTOR HUMMING ] 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [ ENGINE PURRING ] 6 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 [ BALLS BANGING ] 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,000 ♪ I'D RATHER BE A SPARROW THAN A SNAIL... ♪ 8 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 [ CLUB STRIKES BALL ] 9 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 ♪ YES, I WOULD ♪ 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 ♪ IF I COULD ♪ 11 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ I SURELY WOULD ♪ 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:06,000 ♪ I'D RATHER BE A HAMMER THAN A NAIL ♪ 14 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 [ GROWLING ] 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 ♪ YES, I WOULD ♪ GOOD MORNING. 16 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 ♪ IF I COULD ♪ 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 THIS IS DADDY'S NEW PUMP. NO MORE NEEDLES FOR DADDY. 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 ♪ I SURELY WOULD ♪ 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 [ ICE CUBES RATTLE ] ♪ AWAY, I'D RATHER SAIL AWAY ♪ 20 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:33,000 ♪ LIKE A SWAN THAT'S HERE AND GONE ♪ 21 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ A MAN GETS TIED UP TO THE GROUND ♪ 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 [ CLUB STRIKES BALL ] 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:45,000 ♪ HE GIVES THE WORLD ITS SADDEST SOUND ♪ 24 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 [ CLUB STRIKES BALL ] 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Joe: COME ON! ♪ ITS SADDEST SOUND ♪ 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 ♪ I'D RATHER BE A FOREST THAN A STREET ♪ 27 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ YES, I WOULD ♪ 28 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 ♪ IF A COULD ♪ 29 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] ♪ I SURELY WOULD ♪ 30 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 HEY! 31 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 GOOD MORNING, BOSS. 32 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 MORNING. 33 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 [ CLUB STRIKES BALL ] 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 JOE. 35 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 HEY. 36 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 HI. WHAT'S UP? 37 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 HI. STEPHANIE. 38 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 MY SON IS IN LUCY'S CLASS? DANNY? 39 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 YES, YES. SORRY. SORRY. 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 DANNY'S MOM. 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 YEAH. HI. 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 43 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 DANNY SAYS YOU'RE ON THE SENIOR TOUR? 44 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 TRYING. 45 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 TRYING -- NOT ON IT YET. 46 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 ACTUALLY GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE I'M READY. 47 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 PLUS, YOU GOT TO BE 50, 48 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 AND THAT'S WAY COUPLE MONTHS AWAY. 49 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 [ LAUGHS ] 50 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 WELL, SEE YOU ON CAMPUS. BYE, JOE. 51 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 OH, GOODBYE... STEPHANIE. 52 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 STEPHANIE. RIGHT. 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 STEPHANIE AND BONNIE. STEPHANIE AND BONNIE. 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 GOT IT. 55 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 GOOD LUCK. THANK YOU. 56 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ALL THE MOMS' NAMES... 57 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST KNOW THE SINGLE ONES. 58 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 60 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 61 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 64 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 65 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 66 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 67 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 68 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 69 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 NO, LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 70 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU WERE A DICK IN MY DREAM. 71 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 I'VE HAD THAT DREAM. 72 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 73 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 MORE COFFEE? 74 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 YEAH. LET HIM HAVE HIS COFFEE 75 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 'CAUSE HE'S STILL GETTING HIS BODY CLOCK ADJUSTED 76 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 TO "HAVING A JOB" TIME. 77 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 HERE YOU GO, TER. 79 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 THANK YOU, LAURA. 80 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 MM-HMM. 81 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 ANYBODY ELSE? 82 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NO. I'M OKAY, THANKS. 83 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 ALL RIGHT. [ SNORTS ] 84 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 SO YOU'RE HITTING THE RANGE A LOT THESE DAYS, HUH? 85 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 YEAH, YEAH, DOING MY THING. 86 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 LET ME ASK YOU -- I'M THERE, RIGHT? 87 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 THESE TWO SINGLE MOMS FROM THE SCHOOL COME BY. 88 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 WELL, HOW DO THEY KNOW I'M SEPARATED FROM SONIA ALREADY? 89 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 WHAT IS THERE, A SENSE OF A SMELL I GIVE OFF? 90 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 WELL, THEY HAVE TO LOOK PAST THE SMELL, BUT, SHIT, YEAH! 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 IT'S A RADAR THAT THEY HAVE. 92 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 OH. 93 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 COME ON. YOU'RE ON THE MARKET. 94 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 [ Chuckling ] YOU GOT TO GET USED TO IT. 95 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 THEY NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT ME BEFORE, 96 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 AND NOW THEY'RE ALL...FLIRTY. IT'S CRAZY. 97 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 WELL, IT COULD BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD. 98 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 ALTHOUGH THERE'S PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH ROOM 99 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 WITH ALL THE OTHER CRAZY SHIT GOING ON UP THERE. 100 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 [ CHUCKLING ] YEAH, NO. 101 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 ANYWAY, I'M NOT GONNA DO -- START A WHOLE...WHATEVER. 102 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY THEM. 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 JUST...GET IN, GET OUT. 104 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S CREEPY 105 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 WITH THE LEAN AND THE INFLECTION. 106 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 LOOK, HE'S RIGHT, THOUGH. 107 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 YOU CAN'T TURN INTO A HERMIT NOW, JOE. 108 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 YOUR DIVORCE IS FINALIZING. YOU GOTTA BE OUT THERE. 109 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 PLUS, YOU ALREADY GOT BACK ON THE HORSE WITH DORI. 110 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,000 YEAH, AND THE HORSE LEFT AND KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE NUTS. 111 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 SO FIND A NEW HORSE. 112 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO A WHOLE THING 113 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 THAT ISN'T GONNA GO ANYWHERE. 114 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 PLUS, I JUST -- I NEED MY SPACE. OKAY? 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 THAT, I CAN UNDERSTAND. 116 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I MEAN, I GOT A LOT ON MY OWN PLATE NOW. 117 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 TRYING TO LEARN THE ROPES AT HIS PLACE... 118 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 HMM, I'M STILL HUNGRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 119 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING CHOCOLATE, I THINK. 120 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 YEAH. LET ME... 121 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 [ HUMMING ] 122 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 [ CASE SNAPS SHUT ] 123 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 HMM. 124 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 WOW. 125 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 YEAH. 126 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 COME ON. FOR REAL? 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 IT'S YOUR FUTURE, TOO, A-HOLES. 128 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 MY FUTURE'S A FAKE NOSE AND GLASSES? 129 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 [ LAUGHS DERISIVELY ] 130 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 [ LAUGHING ] 131 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 OH, FUNNY. 132 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 THAT'S FUNNY. 133 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHO YOU LOOK LIKE. 134 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 JUST LET IT GO. ALL RIGHT? 135 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 YOU KNOW, REALLY. SERIOUSLY. 136 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 LET IT GO. THIS IS HOW IT IS. 137 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 HOW BAD IS IT? 138 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 [ BOTH SNICKER ] 139 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. HOW BAD? 140 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE A GLASSES HEAD, 141 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 AND THIS IS WHY I KEPT PUTTING THE SHIT OFF. 142 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 YOU LOOK FINE. REALLY. REALLY. 143 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 IT'S PAPILLON. WHAT? 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 YOU'RE DUSTIN HOFFMAN WHEN HE WAS PAPILLON. 145 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 FIRST OF ALL, STEVE McQUEEN WAS PAPILLON. 146 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 OKAY? NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN. 147 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 YEAH, AND HOFFMAN HAD THICK, ROUND GLASSES 148 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 IN THAT MOVIE. 149 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 YEAH, BUT STILL, I'M GONNA CALL YOU PAPILLON. 150 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 PAPILLON DIDN'T WEAR GLASSES. 151 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 THE GUY WHO WORE THE GLASSES WASN'T CALLED PAPILLON. 152 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 YEAH, BUT YOU STILL GET IT. 153 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 NO, YOU DON'T GET IT. 154 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 NO, YOU LOOK FINE. 155 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 OKAY? JUST RELAX. OKAY. HERE. TAKE THIS. 156 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 ALL RIGHT, HOW 'BOUT THIS? 157 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 HOW 'BOUT I BUY YOU DESSERT IN HONOR OF YOUR DYING EYES? 158 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 NO. I FORGOT I CAN'T GET DESSERT, SO FORGET IT. 159 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET DESSERT? 160 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I MADE A BET ON THE RANGE TODAY. 161 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 A BET? 162 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 NOT A BET BET, A, YOU KNOW, "IN MY MIND" BET. 163 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I TRIED TO HIT THE 100-YARD MARKER. 164 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I GAVE MYSELF 10 SHOTS. 165 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 AND I COULDN'T DO IT. 166 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 AND THAT'S WHAT I BET. 167 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 I BET...NO SWEETS FOR A WEEK. 168 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 A WEEK. DAMN IT. 169 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I COULDN'T FIND MY 9-IRON. 170 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I LEFT IT AT THE HOTEL WHEN I MOVED OUT, 171 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 AND THAT'S WHY. 172 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I WOULD HAVE HIT A PUNCH 9-IRON TO THAT DAMN TARGET. 173 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 [ SLAPS TABLE ] 174 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 [ SLURPS ] 175 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 SO NO DESSERT. 176 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 NOPE. NOT FOR ME. 177 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I, UH, I GOTTA GO. 178 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. I GOTTA GO. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 180 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I STILL GOT 20 MINUTES. RIGHT, BOSS? 181 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 UM...YEAH. 182 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 WHAT HAPPENED TO "SPACE"? 183 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I DON'T NEED AS MUCH AS YOU. 184 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 [ GRUNTING PLEASURABLY ] 185 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 186 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 187 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 WAS THAT YOU? 188 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 YEAH. 189 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 [ BOTH PANTING ] 190 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I'M SORRY. I GOTTA GO. 191 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 WELL, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN RIGHT THIS SECOND, DO YOU? 192 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 BECAUSE -- I KNOW. ME TOO. 193 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 BUT I ABSOLUTELY... HAVE TO BE BACK... 194 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 BY 1:30, 195 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 BECAUSE I HAVE A SALES MEETING AND AFTER THAT I'M UP. 196 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 IF I'M NOT BACK... 197 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 ANOTHER SALESMAN MAY GET MY CUSTOMER. 198 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 LOOK, I'M REALLY TRYING TO DO THIS RIGHT. 199 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 OWEN GOT ME THIS JOB AS A BIG FAVOR. 200 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 SO WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU ONLY HAD 20 MINUTES, 201 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 YOU MEANT EXACTLY 20 MINUTES. 202 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE IT WORK. 203 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 [ PANTING ] OKAY. 204 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I REALLY CAN'T. 205 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WOW. 206 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 YEAH. 207 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 [ LAUGHS ] 208 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 YEAH. [ PANTING ] 209 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 CAN YOU DRIVE ME? 210 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Owen: GUYS, UM... 211 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 THIS IS ONE SORRY-ASS BOARD. 212 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 CONGRATS, IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THAT, GO TO CARL, 214 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 TAKING THE CROWN WITH 9! 215 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 OH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 216 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 217 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 UH, LOOK, UM, I KNOW. 218 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 IT'S BEEN A COUPLE WEIRD MONTHS. 219 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 A LOT OF TRANSITION. 220 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 SO, MARCUS QUITTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH -- 221 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 WE'RE CALLING THAT A TRANSITION -- GOT IT. 222 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 223 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 SO, ANYWAY, UM... 224 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ALL LAST NIGHT 225 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 ABOUT WHAT TO SAY TO YOU GUYS TODAY. 226 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] 227 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 AND, UH, HERE IT IS. 228 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 WE'RE A TEAM. 229 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 WE'RE GONNA WIN A LOT OF CHAMPIONSHIPS. 230 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 231 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 PHONES IN HERE. 232 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 AW, COME ON. [ SALESMEN GROANING ] 233 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 234 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 IT'S ONLY GONNA BE A FEW MINUTES. 235 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 OKAY? SO, ONCE AGAIN -- 236 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 TEAM, US. 237 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE GAME PLAN I HAVE COME UP WITH 238 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 IS SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD WITH, OKAY? 239 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I WANT TO DISCUSS IT. 240 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 GET YOUR INPUT. 241 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 GET US ALL WORKING TOGETHER. 242 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 NOW, THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE A PERFECT SYSTEM 243 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 WHERE EVERYBODY HERE IS 100% HAPPY 244 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 WITH EVERYTHING. 245 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Senior: OH, DON'T MIND ME. 246 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I'M JUST GETTING SOMETHING FROM MY OFFICE. 247 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 248 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 [ BARKING DOG RINGTONE PLAYS ] 249 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 250 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 I DON'T WANT TO KEEP EVERYBODY OFF THE FLOOR, 251 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 SO WE'LL COVER THIS STUFF LATER, OKAY? 252 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,000 SO, UH, LET'S GO -- HOO! -- SELL SOME CARS! 253 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 254 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 YEAH! 255 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 GREAT. 256 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Lawrence: SO, YOU EVER BANG ANYONE FAMOUS? 257 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 SORRY. 258 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 YOU EVER MAKE LOVE TO ANYONE FAMOUS? 259 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY TIMES WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS, 260 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTO 261 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 DISCUSSING MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU GUYS. 262 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? WAS SHE REALLY FAMOUS? 263 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 OR...WAS HE? 264 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 OH, SHIT. GOOD STUFF. 265 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Owen: UH, HEY, FELLAS. 266 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 OH, WHAT'S UP, BOSS? 267 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 UM, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO BE A DICK, 268 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 BUT, UM, HOW 'BOUT SOME COLD-CALLING? 269 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 MM. [ Chuckling ] COLD-CALLING. 270 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 LET ME CALL YOU BACK ON THAT. 271 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 YEAH, RIGHT, BUT, UM, SERIOUSLY. 272 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 HERE WE GO, "O." 273 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,000 WHO'S UP? 274 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Lawrence: UH, YOU ARE, 275 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 IF YOU CAN SELL CARS TO THE HOMELESS. 276 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 UH, BUT IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. 277 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 WHY DON'T WE, UH, LET TERRY TAKE THIS ONE? 278 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 BUT I'M UP. 279 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 YEAH, WELL, THERE YOU GO. 280 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 MAYBE HE'S A MILLIONAIRE IN DISGUISE. 281 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 HEY, I-I'M COOL WITH EITHER CUSTOMER. 282 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 TAKE THE LADY. 283 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 OKAY. 284 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Terry: HEY, THERE. 285 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 I'M TERRY. 286 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 CAN I ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU? 287 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Woman: AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU CAN. 288 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 MY SON TOLD ME ABOUT A NEW MODEL OF CAR YOU HAVE 289 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 CALLED A CRUZE? WELL, SURE. 290 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 IT'S RIGHT HERE. AH. 291 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 OF COURSE. [ CHUCKLES ] 292 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 THIS CAR GETS GREAT MILEAGE. 293 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 YOU CAN GO 550 MILES ON A TANK. 294 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 THAT'S ROUND-TRIP TO VEGAS... 295 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 OR -- OR 50 TRIPS TO ENCINO, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU'RE INTO. 296 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 [ WOMAN LAUGHS ] 297 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 WELL, THAT ALL SOUNDS GOOD. 298 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 IS THAT THE PRICE? 299 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 UH, BASICALLY, YES. 300 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 SHOULD WE...GO IN THERE 301 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING? 302 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 ABSOLUTELY. 303 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 ABSOLUTELY. 304 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Man: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS KEEP SELLING THESE THINGS. 305 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF OIL IN JUNE! 306 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 JUNE! 307 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST CRAZY, I GUESS. 308 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 BIODIESEL. 309 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 YEP. YEP. BIODIESEL. IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 310 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 YEAH, I KNOW. 311 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Woman: I JUST WANT TO DOUBLE-CHECK WITH MY SON, 312 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 AND I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. 313 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 GREAT. GREAT. DON'T GO BUYING IT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE, THOUGH. 314 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. 315 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 316 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 WHAT HAPPENED? 317 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 SHE WANTED TO CHECK WITH HER SON ABOUT THE TRUNK SPACE. 318 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 BUT DON'T WORRY. SHE'S COMING BACK. 319 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 DUDE, THEY NEVER COME BACK. 320 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 LOOK, I KNOW THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM AND ALL THAT. 321 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 THIS IS DIFFERENT. 322 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY WHO HASN'T MADE A SALE... 323 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 "O"... 324 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE NOW. 325 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 RIGHT? I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO THINGS, 326 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 AND THAT'S TOTALLY VALID. MM. 327 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 BUT AT ITS HEART, THIS IS A PEOPLE BUSINESS, RIGHT? 328 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 AND I KNOW PEOPLE. 329 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 AH, THEN YOU KNOW HOW PISSED OFF I AM RIGHT NOW. 330 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS I'M DOING MY BEST. 331 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 RIGHT. RIGHT. 332 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 AND I'M GONNA COME THROUGH FOR YOU. I PROMISE. TRUST ME. 333 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 BUT I GOTTA DO IT MY WAY. OKAY? 334 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000 CAN WE -- CAN WE AT LEAST AGREE ON THAT? 335 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 OKAY, OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 336 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 ALL RIGHT. 337 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 338 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 THE MILLIONAIRE SPIT ON ME. 339 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Senior: WELL... 340 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 UM, I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THE NUMBERS, DADDY. 341 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 HOMELESS GUY OUT THERE SAYS WE'RE GONNA RUN 342 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 OUT OF OIL IN JUNE. 343 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 344 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 ANYWAY, UM, YOU KNOW, TERRY'S STILL GETTING ADJUSTED, 345 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 AND WEATHER-WISE WE'RE GETTING SCREWED. 346 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, SON. 347 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 YOU GOT TO GET MARCUS BACK. 348 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 DADDY. 349 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 YEAH. 350 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 AS FAR AS YOUR FRIEND GOES... 351 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I CAN'T DO THAT, DADDY. 352 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 WELL... 353 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 354 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 355 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 HEY. 356 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 HEY, BOSS. WHAT'S SHAKIN'? 357 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 NOT MUCH. 358 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 NOT MUCH. 359 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 WELL, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. 360 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 I'M GONNA RUN A COMB THROUGH THIS, 361 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 GRAB SOME COFFEE. 362 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 [ UTENSIL CLANGS ] 363 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 "GREEK MYTHOLOGY." YOU'RE READING THAT, HUH? 364 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 YEAH. 365 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 WHAT ABOUT THE, UH, SISYPHUS GUY? 366 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 YOU GET TO HIM YET? YEAH. 367 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 HE WAS KIND OF AN IDIOT. 368 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 NO. WHAT? 369 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 HE WAS A GUY PUTTING HIS HEAD DOWN, 370 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 DOING HIS JOB, YOU KNOW? 371 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 JUST PUSHING THAT ROCK. 372 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 YEAH, BUT IT WAS KIND OF A DUMB GUY 373 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 WHO SCREWED AROUND ALL THE TIME, 374 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 SO THE GODS PUNISHED HIM BY GIVING HIM THAT JOB. 375 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 WELL, THAT'S... 376 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 [ ZIPPER ZIPS ] IS THAT RIGHT? 377 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE YOU? LET'S GO. 378 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 WAITING FOR YOU. 379 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 BYE, DAD. I TOOK $10 OFF YOUR DRESSER FOR LUNCH. 380 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU STOLE FROM ME. OKAY. 381 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 SEE YOU TUESDAY. 382 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 OH, HEY, YOU GOT DR. SCHNEIDER TODAY, ALBERT. DON'T FORGET. 383 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Albert: OH, I KNOW. 384 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 ALL RIGHT, BYE! 385 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 386 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Manfro: DON'T LET ME SEE THOSE FRIDAY MORNING. 387 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I SEE THOSE OUT ON FRIDAY, I SWEAR, I KNOCK 'EM OVER. 388 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] SEND A LITTLE MESSAGE. 389 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 YEAH. WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT MESSAGE? 390 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 THE MESSAGE IS, GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS 391 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 AND BRING IN THE EMPTIES. 392 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 YOU'RE UGLYING UP MY NEIGHBORHOOD. 393 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 BUT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR CANS, JOE, 394 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA PISS ME OFF LIKE THAT. 395 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 AND DO PEOPLE KNOW IT'S YOU KNOCKING OVER CANS? 396 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 OH, YEAH. I'M KIND OF LIKE THE MAYOR AROUND HERE. 397 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 ME AND BULLETHEAD, 398 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 WE KEEP AN EYE ON THE QUALITY-OF-LIFE 399 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 STUFF -- GARBAGE, 400 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 PICKING UP DOG CRAP. 401 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 TRUST ME. 402 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD SHOULD HAVE ONE OF ME. 403 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 COME ON, LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK TOUR. 404 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT. 405 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 AH, NO, I GOTTA GET TO THE STORE. 406 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I'M GOOD. I KNOW MY WAY AROUND NOW. 407 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 NO, YOU DON'T. 408 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 COME ON, IT'S MORNING. 409 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE TO GET COFFEE. 410 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I GOT A... I... 411 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 YOU DRINK COFFEE, JOE? 412 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 ONE GUY LEFT HIS SPRINKLERS ON ALL NIGHT. 413 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I KNOCKED HIS CANS OVER. 414 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GARBAGE, JOE. 415 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 IT'S ABOUT THE MESSAGE. 416 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 OKAY, THIS DRY CLEANER I BRING MY STUFF TO? 417 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 OLDER COUPLE -- I THINK THEY'RE JEWISH. 418 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 THEY GOT THE THING IN THE DOOR, 419 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS YELLIN'. 420 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 ANYWAY, MAN, THEY'RE GOOD. 421 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 ANY STAIN I GOT, THEY CAN HANDLE IT. 422 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 423 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 HERE WE GO. MAHMOOD'S. 424 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 GET UP. 425 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 I'M TELLING YOU -- 426 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 THE GUY MAKES A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE. 427 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 EVEN IF I HATE THE PRICK. 428 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 429 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 EVERY MORNING I COME IN HERE, 430 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 WE MAKE EYE CONTACT -- 431 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 I GOTTA SAY GOOD MORNING TO HIM BEFORE HE SAYS IT TO ME. 432 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 EVERY TIME. 433 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT TODAY. I AIN'T SAYIN' IT. 434 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 AND HE DON'T SAY IT FIRST, 435 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 I'M THROWING THAT COFFEE RIGHT ON THE FLOOR, 436 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 'CAUSE THAT'S BULLSHIT. 437 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 AS FAR AS BARS GO, 438 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 MULLIGAN'S IS KIND OF MY HOME TURF. 439 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 THEY GOT THE BIG SCREENS, AND THE WAITRESSES ARE HOT. 440 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 EVEN THE UGLY ONE. 441 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 442 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 WE SHOULD GO WATCH EAGLES-GIANTS. 443 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 HMM. YEAH. 444 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 YEAH. 445 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 [ COFFEE POURING ] 446 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 HEY, LISTEN. 447 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 [ SIGHS ] 448 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU. 449 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I'M ON THE WAGON NOW -- 450 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 YOU KNOW, GAMBLING-WISE... 451 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000 AND I GOT MY LIFE -- I-I GOT IT MOVING FORWARD. 452 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I GOT THINGS UNDER CONTROL. 453 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000 SO...SORRY. I JUST -- I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE... 454 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 WITH YOU. 455 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BULLSHIT YOU, JOE. 456 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 THAT HURT MY FEELINGS. 457 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 WELL, NO, COME ON. I MEAN -- 458 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 YOU UNDERSTAND, JOE? I DON'T NEED YOUR ACTION. 459 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 I GOT PLENTY OF DIPSHITS I'M DOING BUSINESS WITH. 460 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT, 'CAUSE WE HAD SOME LAUGHS. 461 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 462 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 I THOUGHT WE COULD DO IT AGAIN, 463 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL "WOE IS ME," 464 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 THEN FORGET ABOUT IT. 465 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 LOOK, I-I'M SORRY. I'M JUST -- 466 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THROWING SOME DARTS, 467 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 DRINKING A BEER, WATCHING THE GAME. 468 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT GAMBLING. 469 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT -- 470 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 YOU KNOW WHAT GAMBLING WE'D DO? 471 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 A COUPLE OF DESPERATE WOMEN WALK IN, 472 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 WE PLAY A LITTLE SKANK ROULETTE. 473 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LOOK. 474 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 IF YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT GOING AND HAVING SOME FUN, 475 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 THEN...ALL RIGHT. 476 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 ALL RIGHT. IT MIGHT BE GOOD. 477 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 SO YOU'LL BE THERE? 478 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO. 479 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA BE THERE? 480 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,000 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SHOWER, 481 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 AND I HATE SHOWERIN' FOR NOTHIN'. 482 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. I'LL BE THERE. 483 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 ALL RIGHT! 484 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 THATTABOY, JOE. YEAH. OKAY. 485 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 YOU ARE SICK. 486 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 WHAT? 487 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 YOU ARE SICK. 488 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 YOU UGLY IN THE FACE. 489 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 WHAT? DON'T GIVE ME THAT, MAHMOOD. 490 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE TO PEOPLE. 491 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 YOU ARE THE IMPOLITE ONE. 492 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 YOU ARE NO ONE TO YELL AT ME ABOUT MY ACTIONS. 493 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 THIS IS MY STORE. I'LL YELL ALL I WANT. 494 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 HOW ABOUT I YELL IMMIGRATION, HUH? 495 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT? 496 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I'M A LEGAL CITIZEN. 497 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 HEY, JOE. MULLIGAN'S TONIGHT. 498 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I'M BUYIN'. ALL RIGHT. 499 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 SAY HELLO TO ME! 500 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO TELL YOU. 501 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS IN "GODSPELL." 502 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 I PLAYED JUDAS. 503 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 AND I GOT QUITE MY SHARE OF STRANGE. 504 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 OKAY. MM. 505 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 [ TERRY SIGHS ] 506 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 I DON'T BELONG HERE. 507 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 WHAT? 508 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I DON'T BELONG HERE. 509 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 510 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I CAN'T DO SALES MY WAY. 511 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 BECAUSE THERE IS NO "MY WAY." 512 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 THERE'S YOUR WAY, THERE'S THE RIGHT WAY, 513 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 AND THEN THERE'S ME. 514 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 [ CHUCKLES ] AND THE COMBO -- 515 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 I-IT JUST ISN'T WORKING. I'M TRYING. 516 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I-IT JUST AIN'T ME. RIGHT? 517 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 BELIEVE ME, I WISH IT WAS. 518 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I WISH I COULD MANIPULATE PEOPLE INTO DEALS 519 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 AND NOT FEEL SHITTY ABOUT IT LIKE YOU GUYS. 520 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 I APPRECIATE THAT YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON ME, 521 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW NOW THAT THIS -- 522 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 523 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I-I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU HANGIN'. 524 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I'LL STICK UNTIL YOU CAN FIND A REPLACEMENT, BUT... 525 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 THANKS. 526 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 WELL -- 527 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. 528 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 MM. 529 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 [ SIGHS ] 530 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000 GUESS I'M BACK TO BEING THE BEST-LOOKING GUY HERE. 531 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 532 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 SO THIS IS IT? HE'S NOT COMING? 533 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 SINCE YOU QUIT, YOU'RE GONNA, WHAT, 534 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 SHARE CUSTODY OF ME? 535 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 NO. NO. I TOLD YOU. WE'RE TOTALLY COOL. 536 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 HE KNOWS THAT I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING, 537 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 AND I'M GONNA BE THERE FOR HIM UNTIL HE FINDS A REPLACEMENT. 538 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 IT'S JUST -- I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM, 539 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 'CAUSE THE WHOLE BOSS THING... 540 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 IS KICKING HIS ASS A LITTLE. 541 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT? 542 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I AM GONNA... 543 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000 NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT. 544 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND. 545 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 YOU'RE WELCOME. YEAH. 546 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 547 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 THANK YOU. MM-HMM. 548 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 OH, HEY, I LIKE YOUR PENDANT. 549 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 IS THAT ME & RO? GOOD EYE. 550 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 I GOT IT BEFORE ALL THE CELEBRITIES, 551 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. MM. 552 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN TO THAT LITTLE PLACE ON HYPERION 553 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 THAT HAS THOSE STUDDED BRACELETS? 554 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 YOU'D LOVE THOSE. 555 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I DO LOVE THOSE. 556 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 [ LAUGHS ] 557 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 HMM. 558 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 [ HUMMING ] 559 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 YEAH. OKAY. 560 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 SHE'S NOT HERE, THE OTHER ONE? 561 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 THE -- WHAT'S HER NAME? 562 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I GUESS SHE'S NOT WORKING. LAURA? 563 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 NO, LAURA'S NOT WORKING. 564 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 GONNA SEE HER TONIGHT. 565 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES. 566 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 567 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 [ LAUGHING ] 568 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 HORRIBLE. 569 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 [ LAUGHING ] 570 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 IT'S JUST SEX, JOE. 571 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY. 572 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 YEAH, YEAH. 573 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 THE WHOLE "BANG, ZOOM" -- IT'S -- 574 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR 575 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 AFTER? SERIOUSLY. 576 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I DO NOT BANG AND ZOOM. 577 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 YOU KNOW, I GET IT. I LIKE WOMEN. 578 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 579 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 I JUST -- I DON'T LIKE TO HURT 'EM, 580 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 AND YOU DO, I GUESS. 581 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 OH. NOW I LIKE TO HURT WOMEN? 582 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 WELL, KIND OF, IN THE LONG RUN. 583 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 YOU KNOW? YOU ARE FUNNY... 584 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 FATHER JOE. 585 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 WHAT ABOUT THE HYGIENIST? 586 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 HMM? 587 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 YOU HAD SEX ON A FIRST DATE. 588 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 THAT'S JUST IT. 589 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 WE -- DORI AND I -- WE CONNECTED. 590 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOMETHING -- 591 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I WASN'T GONNA. OHH. 592 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I GOTTA FEEL SOMETHING. 593 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 I GOTTA FEEL A CONNECTION. 594 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 MM. THAT'S JUST IT. 595 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I'M NOT LIKE YOU. 596 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I DON'T BANG-ZOOM. 597 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT. 598 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I-I-I LIKE TO HURT WOMEN, AND YOU LIKE TO MARRY THEM. 599 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 600 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 NO, I'M NOT READY FOR THAT AGAIN. 601 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 602 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, THOUGH? 603 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 NAKED, USUALLY. 604 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 HMM. 605 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 [ LAUGHS ] 606 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 607 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 NO, MY MIND JUST COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN. 608 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 609 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 HEY, MR. T. 610 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 THAT HOTEL YOU USED TO LIVE AT LEFT A MESSAGE. 611 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 THEY SAID THEY HAVE YOUR 9-IRON OR SOMETHING. 612 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 OH, YEAH? 613 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 OHH. DAMN IT. 614 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I JUST DROVE BY THERE ON THE WAY BACK FROM LUNCH. 615 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 YEAH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANKS. 616 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 I'D BE EATING DESSERT RIGHT NOW IF I HAD THAT 9-IRON YESTERDAY. 617 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING. ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT IT. 618 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 ALL RIGHT. OH. 619 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 AND, UH, MR. MANFRO STOPPED BY. 620 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 WHAT? HE STOPPED BY HERE? 621 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 YEAH, HE TOLD ME TO REMIND YOU 622 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 TO GET TO MULLIGAN'S BY 8:00. 623 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 OTHERWISE, YOU GET THE UGLY-WAITRESS TABLE. 624 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 625 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 YEAH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANKS. 626 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 ALL RIGHT? YEAH. 627 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 628 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Jerry: HEY, MR. TRANELLI. 629 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 HEY, JERRY. HOW YOU DOIN'? 630 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 GOOD, GOOD. 631 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 UH, NICE TO SEE YOU. 632 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 ARE YOU BACK...WITH US? 633 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 NO, NO. I THINK THERE'S A 9-IRON BACK HERE SOMEWHERE. 634 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 UH... 635 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 [ TAPPING NERVOUSLY ] 636 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 THERE WE GO. 637 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 638 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 NICE-LOOKING CLUB. 639 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 YEAH. THANKS. I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS. 640 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 ALL RIGHT. 641 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 HEY. MICHELLE? 642 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 NO WAY. JOE. 643 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 JOE! 644 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 YEAH, OF COURSE. JOE. 645 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 YEAH. 646 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, UH, HIDING? 647 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE TUESDAY. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND. 648 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 YEAH, I-I DON'T STAY HERE. I CAME BY TO GET MY CLUB. 649 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I, UH, GOT MY OWN PLACE NOW. 650 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 YOU KNOW, JUST REAL PLACE, 651 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 REAL FURNITURE. 652 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, IT'S REAL. 653 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I SOUND LIKE A 16-YEAR-OLD. 654 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 [ LAUGHS ] 655 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 ANYWAY, I'M JUST... 656 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I'M JUST -- IT'S WEIRD TO BE BACK HERE. 657 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 MM. [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 658 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 WELL, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU -- ARE YOU HANGING OUT, OR...? 659 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO -- 660 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 I'M GONNA WATCH THE GAME WITH A NEIGHBOR OF MINE. 661 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 BUT, UH, ANYWAY, YOU'RE WORKING, RIGHT? 662 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 UH, YEAH. OH. 663 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 YES, YES, I AM. [ CHUCKLES ] 664 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 I'M WORKING VERY HARD. 665 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 YEAH. 666 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 667 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 MMM. 668 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 I'VE NEVER EATEN PASTA IN A BIKINI BEFORE. 669 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 670 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 YOU SAW MY STOMACH BEFORE WE ATE. 671 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 IN CASE I BLOAT, YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A WASHBOARD BELLY. 672 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I SAW THAT. YEAH. 673 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 YEAH, PRETTY FLAT. 674 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 PILATES FOUR TIMES A WEEK, SO... 675 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 WOW. YEAH. 676 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 IT BETTER BE. 677 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 HMM. 678 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 JESUS, HOW CAN A NO-NAME HOTEL MAKE A PASTA THIS GOOD? 679 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 THAT'S SALT, REALLY. 680 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 AH. I COULD DO THAT. 681 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 [ LAUGHS ] 682 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 NO, THIS CHICKEN'S CRAZY. TASTE THAT. 683 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 MMM. [ CHUCKLES ] 684 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 MMM. MMM. 685 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 RIGHT? YEAH. MMM! 686 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I'LL TAKE THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 687 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 OKAY. THANK YOU. 688 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 THANK YOU. 689 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 ALL RIGHT. NOW... 690 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 [ CASE SNAPS SHUT ] 691 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 SORRY YOU GOTTA SEE THIS, BUT... 692 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 YOU JUST HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPA. 693 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I LIKE IT! NO, YOU DON'T. STOP IT. 694 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 NO, I LIKE IT. NO. 695 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 MM. 696 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 YOU LOOK LIKE... 697 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 DON'T SAY "PAPILLON." 698 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 A...CORPORATE STUD LAWYER. 699 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 REALLY? WOW. MM-HMM. 700 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 ALL RIGHT. PAPILLON? 701 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 NO, THAT'S NOTHING. 702 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 STUD LAWYER. [ CASE SNAPS SHUT ] 703 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 I LIKE THAT. 704 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 SHOULD WE GET SOME DESSERT? 705 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 THE GUY DIDN'T EVEN ASK US. 706 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000 YEAH, LET'S GET -- 707 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 OH, NO, NO. NO. 708 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 YOU CAN -- GO AHEAD. YEAH. 709 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 I'M JUST ON A... THIS THING -- 710 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 A ONE-WEEK NO-DESSERT DIET. 711 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 YOU TRYING TO SAVE ME FROM MYSELF, JOE? 712 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 [ CHUCKLES ] IS THIS AN INTERVENTION? 713 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 NO, NO, NO. 714 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 YOU DON'T NEED...SAVING. 715 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 716 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 LISTEN, UM... 717 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 THIS WAS FUN. 718 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 I HAD FUN, TOO. 719 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000 SO, UH, WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? 720 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 HOW ABOUT NOW? 721 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 722 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 723 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 724 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 SHOULD WE GET A DRINK, MAYBE? 725 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 YOU WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET SOMETHING? 726 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 OH, NO. I'M JUST -- I'M, UH, JUST FINE. 727 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 JUST FINE. 728 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 COME OVER HERE. 729 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 YEAH, LISTEN, I JUST, UH... 730 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 731 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK -- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS, 732 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 'CAUSE -- I DON'T KNOW. 733 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 IT'S NOT FAIR, REALLY. 734 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 AW, JOE, YOU'RE NOT FREAKING OUT ON ME LIKE 735 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 LAST TIME, ARE YOU? 736 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 [ BOTH GRUNTING PLEASURABLY ] 737 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 738 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 PUT THE GLASSES ON. 739 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 [ RINGING ] 740 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 VOICE: Yeah? 741 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I'M OUTSIDE. 742 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 HEY. 743 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING, HUH? 744 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 [ LAUGHS ] 745 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 YES, MARCUS. YES, IT IS. 746 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Y'ALL NEED TO STOP PLAYING AROUND, OKAY? 747 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 JUST 'CAUSE I CAME WITH THE OLD MAN 748 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 DON'T MEAN I GOT TO GO HOME WITH HIM, ALL RIGHT? 749 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 [ OWEN CHUCKLING ] 750 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 HEY, THANKS AGAIN FOR PICKING ME UP. 751 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 YOU KNOW, I REALLY AM IN THE MOOD 752 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 TO SUCK BACK A FEW OF THESE ON THE THOREAU DIME. 753 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 754 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 I DO. I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'. 755 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 SO, UM, LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. HMM? 756 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 WE WANT YOU BACK. 757 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 I KNOW THERE WAS A LITTLE BAD BLOOD AT THE END THERE, 758 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE, UM... 759 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 KIND OF, UM... 760 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 IRREPLACEABLE. 761 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 [ SCOFFS ] 762 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 UH-HUH. 763 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 MM. 764 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 YOUR FATHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 765 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 [ LAUGHS ] 766 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 NO. NO. 767 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 HMM. 768 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 LISTEN, OWEN. 769 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I'M JUST GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. OKAY? 770 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 I BELIEVE 100% I SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOB. 771 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING, BASED ON SKILL -- 772 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 [CHUCKLES] COME ON -- 773 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 AIN'T NO WAY YOU SHOULD BE 774 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 RUNNING THAT PLACE INSTEAD OF ME. 775 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000 BUT, HEY... 776 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 YOU GOT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN SKILL -- 777 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 BLOOD. 778 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 OKAY, AND, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER 779 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 THAN GET INVOLVED WITH A FAMILY BUSINESS, MAN. 780 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 SO THAT'S ON ME. BUT, HEY... 781 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 YOU'RE THE MAN, RIGHT? 782 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 AND THE MAN IS THE MAN NO MATTER HOW HE GOT TO BE THE MAN. 783 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 YOU WANT THE JOB... OR NOT? 784 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 785 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 WELL, SHIT, OWEN... 786 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 [ SIGHS ] 787 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 DO I WANT THE JOB? 788 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 DO I WANT TO GO WORK FOR SCARPULLA? 789 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 [ SCOFFS ] 790 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 WHO HAPPENS TO BE KICKING YOUR MONKEY ASSES RIGHT NOW. 791 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS GONNA GO WORK? 792 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 THAT BEVERLY HILLS ASTON MARTIN DEALERSHIP 793 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 SELLING SOME SEXY-ASS JAMES BOND SHIT. 794 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 795 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 SO WHY DON'T YOU? 796 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 I'M JUST WEIGHING MY OPTIONS. 797 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 798 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000 IS THAT RIGHT? 799 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT? 800 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 YOU THINK I NEED YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED ME? 801 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 SHOOT, I'M NOT THE ONE PAYING FOR DINNER. 802 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000 TO MY BEST SALESMAN? 803 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 YEAH. 804 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 805 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. 806 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 AND...LADIES. 807 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 ORDER WHATEVER Y'ALL WANT, OKAY? 808 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 FROM THE GOOD FOLKS AT THOREAU CHEVROLET. 809 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 HMM? 810 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 811 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED THE CHAMPIONS TOUR, 812 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 NOT THE SENIOR TOUR. OH. 813 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 YEAH, I DON'T LIKE CALLING IT THAT, 814 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 'CAUSE THEN IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M BRAGGING. 815 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 816 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000 YEAH, BUT, YEAH, I STILL GOT TO GET MY GAME IN GREAT SHAPE 817 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 JUST TO HAVE A CHANCE AT IT, SO... 818 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 YOU BETTER DO IT. 819 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I'D REALLY RATHER TELL PEOPLE I SLEPT WITH A PRO GOLFER 820 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 THAN A PARTY-STORE OWNER. 821 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 822 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 823 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 NOTHING AGAINST PARTY STORES. 824 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 IN FACT, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD 825 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 AND TELL PEOPLE I'M SLEEPING WITH A PRO GOLFER. 826 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN, JOE. 827 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 OH, YEAH? THAT'S NON-NEGOTIABLE. 828 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 NO, NO. 829 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000 NO ARGUMENT THERE. 830 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 [ Sighing ] YEAH. MMM. 831 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 832 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 MM. 833 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000 OH. OH, YEAH. I JUST... 834 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000 I THOUGHT... 835 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU GOTTA GO. 836 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I HAVE A 7:30 BREAKFAST MEETING. 837 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 MY STUPID CITY CONTACT IS PICKING ME UP, 838 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 AND YOU CAN'T BE HERE WHEN I WAKE UP, SO... 839 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 OH, I CAN'T? 840 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 NO, BECAUSE... 841 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I'LL BE AN HOUR LATE. YOU GOTTA GO. 842 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. NO, I GET IT. 843 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. YEAH. 844 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF TOMORROW. 845 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I'M HERE FOR FOUR WEEKS, JOE. 846 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 [ SIGHS ] 847 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 I KNOW YOU LIKE ME. 848 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 [ CHUCKLES ] MM-HMM. 849 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 CALL ME. LEAVE A MESSAGE. 850 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000 AND... 851 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 ENOUGH OF THIS "SHY BOY" CRAP. 852 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 I THINK WE'RE PAST THAT. 853 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 OH, YEAH. 854 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 BYE, JOE. OKAY. 855 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 PHEW. 856 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 857 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 THANKS. [ Singsong voice ] 858 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 I'M BANGIN' A GOLF PRO. 859 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000 OKAY. 860 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 861 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 862 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Marcus: YOU KNOW, I AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT IN TOMORROW, MAN. 863 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I GOT TO SLEEP THIS OFF. 864 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 TELL EVERYBODY MY BIG COMEBACK'S THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 865 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 YEAH. 866 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 867 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 868 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 869 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 870 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, "O." OKAY, NOW WHAT? 871 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 HUH? NOW WHAT?! 872 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000 YEAH, LET ALL THEM CAMARO HORSES OUT ON THIS VOLVO'S ASS. 873 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 COME ON, "O." 874 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, "O." 875 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 YO, BACK OFF, "O." 876 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 YOU SEE THIS TRUCK, RIGHT? 877 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 OWEN. 878 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 OWEN, HE'S NOT PLAYIN', OWEN. 879 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 880 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 SHIT! [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 881 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 OH, MY GOD! YOU ARE THE MAN! 882 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 [ LAUGHING ] 883 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 YOU ARE THE MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME! 884 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000 [ HORN HONKING, BLARES ] 885 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 886 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 [ CAR ALARM ACTIVATES ] 887 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 OWEN TELLS ME YOU'RE LEAVING US. 888 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 OH, YEAH. YEAH, I AM. 889 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 UM, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE 890 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 THAT THIS WAS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 891 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY. 892 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 COME ON UP TO MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE. 893 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 SURE. 894 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 WELL, I'M NOT ONE TO STAND IN ANYONE'S WAY, BUT... 895 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000 TRUTHFULLY, SON, YOU OUGHT TO BE GOOD AT THIS. 896 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000 UH, YEAH, WELL, LOOK, I APPRECIATE -- 897 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 NOT JUST OKAY, BUT GOOD. 898 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING, 899 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE FUNNY, 900 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 AND DAMN IT, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU. 901 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENTS, 902 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000 BUT I...I REALLY DON'T BELONG HERE. 903 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 904 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 I MEAN, YOU CAN ASK THE OTHER SALESMEN. 905 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000 I'M NOT REALLY JIBING, YOU KNOW? 906 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 WELL, THE REASON YOU DON'T JIBE WITH THOSE KNUCKLEHEADS 907 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A WINNER, AND GUESS WHAT THEY ARE. 908 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000 THEY'RE THE BUNCH OF LOSERS WHO WANT TO KEEP YOU DOWN, 909 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 BECAUSE THE MINUTE YOU FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT 910 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 YOU'RE GONNA BE TAKING FOOD OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS. 911 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 THEY DON'T HAVE THE CHARM. 912 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 AND YOU DO, SON. 913 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 YOU CAN'T TEACH IT. 914 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000 AND I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE SUCH A GOOD-LOOKING PROSPECT 915 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 WALK OUT OF MY DOOR 916 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 WITHOUT GIVING HIM EVERY CHANCE TO SHINE. 917 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 UH, LOOK, I... 918 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 I DO FEEL LIKE I'M GOOD WITH THE CUSTOMERS. 919 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 MM-HMM. 920 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 YOU KNOW, I CAN CHAT THEM UP, 921 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 AND I CAN GET THEM ON MY SIDE. 922 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 THE CHARM. 923 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000 RIGHT. BUT, BUT -- [ Chuckling ] HERE'S THE THING. 924 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 WHEN IT GETS TO THE BUSINESS PART, 925 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 I JUST FEEL FAKE. 926 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 LIKE I'M JUST USING THEM. 927 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 MM. MM. 928 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 OWEN... 929 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,000 OWEN TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE QUITE THE LADIES' MAN. 930 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 WELL... 931 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 WHAT IS IT THEY CALL IT THESE DAYS -- 932 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 A COCKSMAN? 933 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S JUST MORE REPUTATION THAN... 934 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I WAS A BIT OF A COCKSMAN BACK IN THE NBA, MYSELF. 935 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000 AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, 936 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 I'M GONNA HAVE TO INTRODUCE OWEN 937 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000 TO HIS LONG-LOST BROTHER IN PORTLAND. 938 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 I'M KIDDING. 939 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000 WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS THAT BOTH OF US 940 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 UNDERSTAND HOW A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY SHOULD GO. 941 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 HOW IT SHOULD ALWAYS APPEAR TO BE ORGANIC, 942 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 WHILE AT THE SAME TIME, HAVING A CERTAIN GOAL IN MIND. 943 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 O-KAY. 944 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 THAT IS THE KEY FOR YOU, SON. 945 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 YOU GOT TO THINK OF CUSTOMERS AS WOMEN, 946 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 NOT AS PEOPLE. 947 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 948 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 THEY WANT TO DO IT. THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. 949 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 WELL, UM... 950 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S... 951 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 YEAH, I'M GONNA BE AROUND A FEW MORE DAYS. 952 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 SO I -- YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST -- 953 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 [ Chuckling ] I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 954 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT, SON. 955 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 YOU NEED ANY HELP? 956 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 OH, YEAH. UM, YOU GOT THAT NEW CRUZE? 957 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 YEAH. RIGHT OVER HERE. 958 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000 THIS ONE'S GOT ALLOY WHEELS, LEATHER, GREAT GAS MILEAGE. 959 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 HOW'S THE PICKUP? DON'T WANT ANYTHING WIMPY. 960 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 OH, NO. YEAH. 961 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 YOU WANT TO GO WITH SOMETHING, 962 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 UH, ABOUT LIKE THE TURBO, I GUESS. 963 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 LITTLE MORE OOMPH. HUH? 964 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 UH-HUH. 965 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 UH...I'M NOT SURE. 966 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 UM... 967 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 JUST HOLD ON. I'M GONNA CHECK SOMETHING. 968 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 OH, YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S COOL. 969 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 TAKE YOUR TIME. 970 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 YOU A SKIER? 971 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 OH, YEAH. BIG-TIME. 972 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 THIS HAS GOT A BACKSEAT -- FOLDS DOWN. 973 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 GET YOUR SKIS AND ALL YOUR GEAR IN THERE. 974 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000 PLUS, I SEE THAT YOU ARE A PHONE GUY. 975 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 CHECK THIS... 976 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 OUT. 977 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 978 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 YOU CAN WARM THIS UP 979 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 WHILE YOU'RE STILL SITTING IN THE LODGE. 980 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 NICE. 981 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 LOOK. 982 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 WE CAN HAGGLE OVER THE NUMBERS. 983 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE AT LEAST GO AND START THE PAPERWORK? 984 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT THE DAMAGE IS GONNA BE. 985 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 [ SLAPS CAR ] 986 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 GOOD ENOUGH. 987 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 COME ON. RIGHT OVER HERE. 988 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 HAVE A SEAT. 989 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Man: ALL RIGHT. 990 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 OKAY. 991 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 992 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 "GONNA START THE PAPERWORK." 993 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE. 994 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 CAN I HAVE A CONTRACT OVER THERE, PLEASE? 995 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] ARE YOU SEEING THIS? 996 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 HE MIGHT ACTUALLY SELL ONE. 997 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 OH, HE'S GONNA SELL ONE. THIS IS A HOUSE DEAL. 998 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 OH, NO, REALLY? YEAH, YEAH. 999 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 RICK LARSEN CALLED ME TODAY 1000 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 AND SAID THAT HIS SON IS COMING IN. 1001 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 I SAID I'D SET HIM UP. 1002 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 NO, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. 1003 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 YOUR BOY JUST NEEDS TO GET ON THE BOARD. 1004 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 ONCE HE GETS A TASTE, HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1005 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1006 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 I'M DOING THE PART WHERE I SAY 1007 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 "I GOTTA GO TALK TO MY MANAGER." 1008 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 1009 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 I-I THINK HE'S INTO THE SATELLITE RADIO, TOO. 1010 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000 THIS IS GOOD. YEAH. 1011 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 THIS IS GOOD. 1012 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 I MEAN, I-I-I'M GETTING THIS. 1013 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 MM. 1014 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 ANYWAY... 1015 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 WHEN'S MARCUS COMING BACK? 1016 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 TOMORROW. 1017 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 GOOD. 1018 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 [ CLUB STRIKES BALL ] 1019 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000 OH, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON. OH, GOD. 1020 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000 IT'S NOT THE CLUB. IT'S ME. I SUCK. 1021 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 AW, SHIT. 1022 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1023 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Terry: HEY, MAN. 1024 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Owen: ALL RIGHT, SO, UM... 1025 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 LET'S, UH, WELCOME BACK, 1026 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS, 1027 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 THE FORMER AND CURRENT CHAMPEEN, 1028 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 STRAIGHT OUT OF THE INLAND EMPIRE, 1029 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 THE HELLA SELLA HIMSELF, 1030 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 MARCUS BRAND! 1031 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 1032 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 YEAH, EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN. 1033 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 1034 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 [ HIP-HOP RINGTONE PLAYS ] 1035 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 WHAT UP? 1036 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. H-HOLD ON. 1037 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 NO, JUST STEPPING OUTSIDE TO GET A BETTER CELL SIGNAL. 1038 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 CAN YOU PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY, 1039 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 OR YOU'RE FIRED? 1040 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 YOU GOT 30 SALES? 1041 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 'CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, HE DOES 30 SALES A MONTH. 1042 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1043 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 EVERYBODY IN HERE WHO'S GOT 30 SALES... 1044 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 [LAUGHS] ...GET OUT YOUR PHONES... 1045 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000 AND MAKE ALL THE CALLS YOU WANT. 1046 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000 OKAY. 1047 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 I GUESS THAT MEANS "SHUT UP AND LISTEN." 1048 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 AND, DICKHEAD... 1049 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 ...LOSE THE BIKE. 70061

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